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* Establish a people's independent surveillance system to "watch the watchers"
* Establish a people's independent surveillance system to "watch the watchers"
* Invent something!
* Invent something!
* Learn flash
** Just in time for it to become obsolete


=== Things I can do ===
* Skills
** Carpentry
*** Framing
*** Finishing
** Basic Electrical
** Metalworking
** Pipe fitting
** Glazing
** Engine repair
** Build a computer
* Arts
** Teach
** Write
** Edit
** Tell a mean story
** Voice Acting
** 3D animation
** Sculpture
** Improv
** Philosophy
** Poetry
** Languages
** Singing
** Accordion


=== Things I've Done ===
=== Things I've Done ===
* Created an animated History Course
* Created an animated History Course
* Designed and implemented about 30 learning games and simulations
* Designed and implemented about 30 learning games and simulations
* Built several houses
* Built 3 houses from the ground up
* Wrote an epic poem
* Flipped over 20 houses
* Won a poetry slam
*
* Built a go cart
* Got 3 degrees, each one worth less than the last.
* Figured out Ubuntu
* Figured out Ubuntu
* Built a piezoelectric footbridge that did not work
* Built a piezoelectric footbridge that did not work
** Burned the aforementioned piezoelectric footbridge to the ground
** Burned the aforementioned piezoelectric footbridge to the ground
* Shook Obama's hand on the campaign trail
** Regretted it in retrospect

Revision as of 18:39, 20 November 2013

Max Pfingsten

Merchant of Light
We maintain a trade, not for gold, silver, or jewels; nor for silks; nor for spices; nor any other commodity of matter; but only for God's first creature, which was Light.

                   -Francis Bacon's New Atlantis 

mmmm Bacon

Things I'd Like to Do

  • Build a website for my tutoring business
  • Make a language learning video game
  • Build a working piezoelectric footbridge
  • Establish a people's independent surveillance system to "watch the watchers"
  • Invent something!
  • Learn flash
    • Just in time for it to become obsolete

Things I can do

  • Skills
    • Carpentry
      • Framing
      • Finishing
    • Basic Electrical
    • Metalworking
    • Pipe fitting
    • Glazing
    • Engine repair
    • Build a computer
  • Arts
    • Teach
    • Write
    • Edit
    • Tell a mean story
    • Voice Acting
    • 3D animation
    • Sculpture
    • Improv
    • Philosophy
    • Poetry
    • Languages
    • Singing
    • Accordion

Things I've Done

  • Created an animated History Course
  • Designed and implemented about 30 learning games and simulations
  • Built 3 houses from the ground up
  • Flipped over 20 houses
  • Won a poetry slam
  • Built a go cart
  • Got 3 degrees, each one worth less than the last.
  • Figured out Ubuntu
  • Built a piezoelectric footbridge that did not work
    • Burned the aforementioned piezoelectric footbridge to the ground