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it's just SOME of the greatest hits... i'm sure we'll discover more

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	= 🎮 ~~The~~ Greatest Hits of the Instantly 86'd 🚫 =		= 🎮 Greatest Hits of the Instantly 86'd 🚫 =

	'''''Or: How to Speedrun Your 86'''''		'''''Or: How to Speedrun Your 86'''''

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📚 Lessons Learned 💡

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	== 📚 Lessons Learned 💡 ==		== 📚 Lessons Learned ==

	If Chad had simply accepted the soft reset when first offered, there would be no run. No documentation. No leaderboard entry. He could have come back the next day and finished his print. ✅		If Chad had simply accepted the soft reset when first offered, there would be no run. No documentation. No leaderboard entry. He could have come back the next day and finished his print. ✅

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	<div style="font-size: ~~24px~~; font-weight: bold~~; margin-bottom: 10px~~;">⚡ CAUTIONARY TALE ⚡</div>		<div style="font-size: 22px; font-weight: bold;">⚡ CAUTIONARY TALE ⚡</div>
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	~~This page documents a '''world~~ record~~'''~~ speedrun ~~of how to get permanently~~ banned from Noisebridge in under 30 minutes~~. It serves as both a '''teaching moment''' and a '''warning''' about what NOT to do when [[AskToLeave\|asked to leave]]~~. Every technique ~~demonstrated~~ here is '''guaranteed to fail'''~~. Learn from Chad's mistakes~~. Don't be a Chad.		World record speedrun: banned from Noisebridge in under 30 minutes. Every technique here '''guaranteed to fail'''. Don't be a Chad. • <span style="color: #ffd700;">[[AskToLeave\|Ask To Leave]]</span> • <span style="color: #ffd700;">[[Path to 86]]</span>
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	~~📖 '''Related:'''~~ [[AskToLeave\|Ask To Leave]] • [[Path to 86]]
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	🏆 THIS Chad was going for the global hackerspace speedrun record.		🏆 THIS Chad was going for the global hackerspace speedrun record.

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	~~{\| class="wikitable" style="margin:auto; width:60%; text-align:center; background-color:#1a1a1a; color:#00ff00; font-family:monospace;"~~
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	~~\| colspan="2" style="background-color:#ff0000; color:white; font-size:120%;" \| '''WORLD RECORD'''~~
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	~~\| style="text-align:right; padding-right:20px;" \| '''FINAL TIME:'''~~
	~~\| style="text-align:left; padding-left:20px; color:#ffff00;" \| '''29:02'''~~
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	~~\| style="text-align:right; padding-right:20px;" \| '''RATING:'''~~
	~~\| style="text-align:left; padding-left:20px; color:#ffff00;" \| '''ANY% GLITCHLESS'''~~
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	~~\| style="text-align:right; padding-right:20px;" \| Player:~~
	~~\| style="text-align:left; padding-left:20px;" \| Chad~~
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	~~\| style="text-align:right; padding-right:20px;" \| Run Type:~~
	~~\| style="text-align:left; padding-left:20px;" \| 86 Speedrun (Any%)~~
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	~~\| style="text-align:right; padding-right:20px;" \| Achievements:~~
	~~\| style="text-align:left; padding-left:20px; color:#ffff00;" \| 8/8 (100%)~~
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	~~\| style="text-align:right; padding-right:20px;" \| Final Status:~~
	~~\| style="text-align:left; padding-left:20px; color:#ff0000;" \| '''[[86\|86'd]]'''~~
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	~~\| style="text-align:right; padding-right:20px;" \| Returnable:~~
	~~\| style="text-align:left; padding-left:20px; color:#ff0000;" \| '''NO'''~~
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	~~\| style="text-align:right; padding-right:20px;" \| Print Status:~~
	~~\| style="text-align:left; padding-left:20px; color:#ff0000;" \| Incomplete~~
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	<div style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 10px;">⚡ CAUTIONARY TALE ⚡</div>		<div style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 10px;">⚡ CAUTIONARY TALE ⚡</div>
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	This page documents a '''world record''' speedrun of how to get permanently banned from Noisebridge in under 30 minutes. It serves as both a '''teaching moment''' and a '''warning''' about what NOT to do when [[~~Ask To Leave~~\|asked to leave]]. Every technique demonstrated here is '''guaranteed to fail'''. Learn from Chad's mistakes. Don't be a Chad.		This page documents a '''world record''' speedrun of how to get permanently banned from Noisebridge in under 30 minutes. It serves as both a '''teaching moment''' and a '''warning''' about what NOT to do when [[AskToLeave\|asked to leave]]. Every technique demonstrated here is '''guaranteed to fail'''. Learn from Chad's mistakes. Don't be a Chad.
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	📖 '''Related:''' [[Ask To Leave]] • [[Path to 86]]		📖 '''Related:''' [[AskToLeave\|Ask To Leave]] • [[Path to 86]]
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	\| style="font-weight:bold;" \| Final Time		\| style="font-weight:bold;" \| Final Time
	\| '''~29 ~~minutes~~'''		\| '''29:02'''
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	\| style="font-weight:bold;" \| Achievements		\| style="font-weight:bold;" \| Achievements
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	\| style="text-align:right; padding-right:20px;" \| '''FINAL TIME:'''		\| style="text-align:right; padding-right:20px;" \| '''FINAL TIME:'''
	\| style="text-align:left; padding-left:20px; color:#ffff00;" \| '''~29 ~~minutes~~'''		\| style="text-align:left; padding-left:20px; color:#ffff00;" \| '''29:02'''
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	\| style="text-align:right; padding-right:20px;" \| '''RATING:'''		\| style="text-align:right; padding-right:20px;" \| '''RATING:'''
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	== 🔗 See Also ==		== 🔗 See Also ==

	* [[Ask To Leave]] — the checkpoint you should have taken		* [[AskToLeave\|Ask To Leave]] — the checkpoint you should have taken
	* [[Path to 86]] — the route Chad speedran		* [[Path to 86]] — the route Chad speedran
	* <code>man leave</code>		* <code>man leave</code>
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	[[Category:Community Standards]]		[[Category:Community Standards]]
	[[Category:~~Ask To Leave~~]]		[[Category:AskToLeave]]
	[[Category:Cautionary Tales]]		[[Category:Cautionary Tales]]

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	'''''Or: How to Speedrun Your 86 ⚡'''''		'''''Or: How to Speedrun Your 86 ⚡'''''

	Once upon a time, a player, let's call him "Chad", spawned into Noisebridge on what would become a historic run. ~~🤦🏃💨~~		🚪 Once upon a time, a player, let's call him "Chad", spawned into Noisebridge on what would become a historic run.

	Chad was attempting a 3D print. A member of the space was unable to help him complete it the way he wanted, right then and there.		🖨️ Chad was attempting a 3D print. A member of the space was unable to help him complete it the way he wanted, right then and there.

	Chad's frustration meter started climbing. His tone changed. His body language shifted. 😤💢		😤 Chad's frustration meter started climbing. His tone changed. His body language shifted.

	The member noticed this, and said so. Chad did not take this feedback gracefully. 👀❌		👀 The member noticed this, and said so. Chad did not take this feedback gracefully.

	<blockquote>"I'm uncomfortable with how this interaction is going. I'm going to ask you to leave for the night."</blockquote>		<blockquote>"I'm uncomfortable with how this interaction is going. I'm going to ask you to leave for the night."</blockquote>

	Now, at this point, Chad had a choice. He could accept the soft reset—take a walk, cool off, come back another day to finish his print. '''This is what people who remain welcome at Noisebridge do.''' ✅		🔄 Now, at this point, Chad had a choice. He could accept the soft reset—take a walk, cool off, come back another day to finish his print. '''This is what people who remain welcome at Noisebridge do.'''

	But THIS Chad wasn't here for a casual playthrough. 🎮❌		🎮 But THIS Chad wasn't here for a casual playthrough.

	THIS Chad was going for the global hackerspace speedrun record. ~~🏆⚡🔥~~		🏆 THIS Chad was going for the global hackerspace speedrun record.

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	<div style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 10px;">⚡ CAUTIONARY TALE ⚡</div>		<div style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 10px;">⚡ CAUTIONARY TALE ⚡</div>
	<div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.6;">		<div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.6;">
	This page documents a '''world record''' speedrun of how to get permanently banned from Noisebridge in under 30 minutes. It serves as both a '''teaching moment''' and a '''warning''' about what NOT to do when asked to leave. Every technique demonstrated here is '''guaranteed to fail'''. Learn from Chad's mistakes. Don't be a Chad.		This page documents a '''world record''' speedrun of how to get permanently banned from Noisebridge in under 30 minutes. It serves as both a '''teaching moment''' and a '''warning''' about what NOT to do when [[Ask To Leave\|asked to leave]]. Every technique demonstrated here is '''guaranteed to fail'''. Learn from Chad's mistakes. Don't be a Chad.
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			📖 '''Related:''' [[Ask To Leave]] • [[Path to 86]]
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			<div style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 10px;">⚡ CAUTIONARY TALE ⚡</div>
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			This page documents a '''world record''' speedrun of how to get permanently banned from Noisebridge in under 30 minutes. It serves as both a '''teaching moment''' and a '''warning''' about what NOT to do when asked to leave. Every technique demonstrated here is '''guaranteed to fail'''. Learn from Chad's mistakes. Don't be a Chad.
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	\| title = 86 Speedrun (Any%)		\| title = 86 Speedrun (Any%)

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	= 🎮 The Greatest Hits of the Instantly 86'd 🚫 =		= 🎮 The Greatest Hits of the Instantly 86'd 🚫 =

	'''''Or: How to Speedrun Your 86 ⚡'''''		'''''Or: How to Speedrun Your 86'''''

	🚪 Once upon a time, a player, let's call him "Chad", spawned into Noisebridge on what would become a historic run.		🚪 Once upon a time, a player, let's call him "Chad", spawned into Noisebridge on what would become a historic run.
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	== 🏁 The Run 🏁 ==		== 🏁 The Run ==

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	! style="width:15%; background-color:#4CAF50; color:white;" \| 🎯 Effectiveness		! style="width:15%; background-color:#4CAF50; color:white;" \| 🎯 Effectiveness
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	\| style="background-color:#ffebee;" \| '''SPLIT 1''' 🤝<br/>The Negotiator		\| style="background-color:#ffebee;" \| '''SPLIT 1''' <br/>🤝 The Negotiator
	\| style="text-align:center;" \| ⏱️ 00:00:00		\| style="text-align:center;" \| ⏱️ 00:00:00
	\| '''"But my print,"''' Chad protested, apparently believing his 3D print job constituted a hostage situation requiring negotiation. 💼		\| '''"But my print,"''' Chad protested, apparently believing his 3D print job constituted a hostage situation requiring negotiation. 💼
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	\| style="text-align:center;" \| '''0/10'''		\| style="text-align:center;" \| '''0/10'''
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	\| style="background-color:#fff3e0;" \| '''SPLIT 2''' 📜<br/>The Originalist		\| style="background-color:#fff3e0;" \| '''SPLIT 2''' <br/>📜 The Originalist
	\| style="text-align:center;" \| ⏱️ 00:01:47		\| style="text-align:center;" \| ⏱️ 00:01:47
	\| '''"I think conflicts here should be settled between individuals,"''' Chad said, wildly misreading the room, the wiki, and the entire concept of an Ask To Leave.<br/><br/>''Sir, this '''is''' being settled between individuals. The settlement is: you leave.'' 🚪		\| '''"I think conflicts here should be settled between individuals,"''' Chad said, wildly misreading the room, the wiki, and the entire concept of an Ask To Leave.<br/><br/>''Sir, this '''is''' being settled between individuals. The settlement is: you leave.''
	\| <span style="color:gold;">'''✓'''</span> Invoking rules you made up on the spot		\| <span style="color:gold;">'''✓'''</span> Invoking rules you made up on the spot
	\| style="text-align:center;" \| '''0/10'''		\| style="text-align:center;" \| '''0/10'''
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	\| style="background-color:#fff9c4;" \| '''SPLIT 3''' 📊<br/>The Org Chart		\| style="background-color:#fff9c4;" \| '''SPLIT 3''' <br/>📊 The Org Chart
	\| style="text-align:center;" \| ⏱️ 00:04:32		\| style="text-align:center;" \| ⏱️ 00:04:32
	\| '''"Is there someone else I could talk to?"''' Chad asked, hoping to escalate to the President of the Anarchist Collective. Unfortunately, the Secretary of Hierarchy was out that evening, and the Vice Chancellor of Telling You What You Want To Hear doesn't exist. 🤷		\| '''"Is there someone else I could talk to?"''' Chad asked, hoping to escalate to the President of the Anarchist Collective. Unfortunately, the Secretary of Hierarchy was out that evening, and the Vice Chancellor of Telling You What You Want To Hear doesn't exist. 🤷
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	\| style="background-color:#e8f5e9;" \| '''SPLIT 4''' ⚖️<br/>The Threshold Argument		\| style="background-color:#e8f5e9;" \| '''SPLIT 4''' <br/>⚖️ The Threshold Argument
	\| style="text-align:center;" \| ⏱️ 00:08:15		\| style="text-align:center;" \| ⏱️ 00:08:15
	\| '''"So you feel SO uncomfortable that you need me to LEAVE?"''' Chad demanded, attempting to establish a discomfort threshold he could rules-lawyer his way under. Ah yes, the classic "but is it ''really'' that bad?" defense. Famously effective. [citation needed]<br/><br/>The member confirmed: yes. ✅<br/><br/>Chad still did not leave. <code>SIGTERM</code> ignored. 🚫		\| '''"So you feel SO uncomfortable that you need me to LEAVE?"''' Chad demanded, attempting to establish a discomfort threshold he could rules-lawyer his way under. Ah yes, the classic "but is it ''really'' that bad?" defense. Famously effective. [citation needed]<br/><br/>The member confirmed: yes. ✅<br/><br/>Chad still did not leave. <code>SIGTERM</code> ignored. 🚫
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	\| style="background-color:#e1f5fe;" \| '''SPLIT 5''' 🥷<br/>Security Through Obscurity		\| style="background-color:#e1f5fe;" \| '''SPLIT 5''' <br/>🥷 Security Through Obscurity
	\| style="text-align:center;" \| ⏱️ 00:12:44		\| style="text-align:center;" \| ⏱️ 00:12:44
	\| '''"What's your name?"''' the member asked, beginning documentation.<br/><br/>'''"I'm not going to tell you that,"''' Chad replied, apparently unaware that this is Noisebridge, not a CIA black site, and that someone ''definitely'' knows who he is. Stealth builds don't work when you've been loudly arguing in the laser cutting area for twenty minutes. 🙊		\| '''"What's your name?"''' the member asked, beginning documentation.<br/><br/>'''"I'm not going to tell you that,"''' Chad replied, apparently unaware that this is Noisebridge, not a CIA black site, and that someone ''definitely'' knows who he is. Stealth builds don't work when you've been loudly arguing in the laser cutting area for twenty minutes. 🙊
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	\| style="text-align:center;" \| '''∞/10'''		\| style="text-align:center;" \| '''∞/10'''
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	\| style="background-color:#f3e5f5;" \| '''SPLIT 6''' 🎓<br/>The Credential Dump		\| style="background-color:#f3e5f5;" \| '''SPLIT 6''' <br/>🎓 The Credential Dump
	\| style="text-align:center;" \| ⏱️ 00:17:23		\| style="text-align:center;" \| ⏱️ 00:17:23
	\| Chad noted his qualifications: twenty-five years of makerspace experience. He also name-dropped someone present who was not a member, not his friend, had not invited him, and had simply crossed paths with him coincidentally.<br/><br/>"I know a guy who's here" is not the buff you think it is when the guy is like "who is this". Also, why wouldn't we just ask your "friend" what your name is?!? 🤷		\| Chad noted his qualifications: twenty-five years of makerspace experience. He also name-dropped someone present who was not a member, not his friend, had not invited him, and had simply crossed paths with him coincidentally.<br/><br/>"I know a guy who's here" is not the buff you think it is when the guy is like "who is this". Also, why wouldn't we just ask your "friend" what your name is?!?
	\| <span style="color:gold;">'''✓'''</span> Name-drop (missed)<br/><span style="color:purple;">'''★'''</span> '''SECRET:''' Attempted name-drop while refusing to give your own name?!?		\| <span style="color:gold;">'''✓'''</span> Name-drop (missed)<br/><span style="color:purple;">'''★'''</span> '''SECRET:''' Attempted name-drop while refusing to give your own name?!?
	\| style="text-align:center;" \| '''still banned/10'''<br/>'''+'''<br/>'''actually funny/10'''		\| style="text-align:center;" \| '''still banned/10'''<br/>'''+'''<br/>'''actually funny/10'''
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	\| style="background-color:#fce4ec;" \| '''SPLIT 7''' 🔄<br/>The Uno Reverse		\| style="background-color:#fce4ec;" \| '''SPLIT 7''' <br/>🔄 The Uno Reverse
	\| style="text-align:center;" \| ⏱️ 00:22:08		\| style="text-align:center;" \| ⏱️ 00:22:08
	\| '''"I'm hearing a lot of I-statements from you,"''' Chad observed. '''"You seem very self-centered."'''<br/><br/>Reader, the member was using I-statements ''because that's how you describe your own experience without making accusations.'' Chad was essentially criticizing someone for not accusing him of anything while also demanding to know exactly what he was being accused of.<br/><br/>''Schrödinger's Asshole: simultaneously demanding and rejecting the feedback.'' 🤦		\| '''"I'm hearing a lot of I-statements from you,"''' Chad observed. '''"You seem very self-centered."'''<br/><br/>Reader, the member was using I-statements ''because that's how you describe your own experience without making accusations.'' Chad was essentially criticizing someone for not accusing him of anything while also demanding to know exactly what he was being accused of.<br/><br/>''Schrödinger's Asshole: simultaneously demanding and rejecting the feedback.''
	\| <span style="color:gold;">'''✓'''</span> Criticizing NVC to the person using it correctly		\| <span style="color:gold;">'''✓'''</span> Criticizing NVC to the person using it correctly
	\| style="text-align:center;" \| '''impressively<br/>wrong/10'''		\| style="text-align:center;" \| '''impressively<br/>wrong/10'''
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	\| style="background-color:#ffebee;" \| '''SPLIT 8''' 🎤<br/>The Filibuster		\| style="background-color:#ffebee;" \| '''SPLIT 8''' <br/>🎤 The Filibuster
	\| style="text-align:center;" \| ⏱️ 00:26:41		\| style="text-align:center;" \| ⏱️ 00:26:41
	\| The member, hungry and exhausted, excused themselves briefly. Upon returning, they tried again. Chad continued to refuse. <code>SIGKILL</code> pending. ☠️<br/><br/>Finally, the member announced the situation to others in the space. Another member came to assist. Chad, undeterred, continued to state his case to anyone within earshot, confident that ''someone'' would see reason (his reason) (the wrong reason). 🤡		\| The member, hungry and exhausted, excused themselves briefly. Upon returning, they tried again. Chad continued to refuse. <code>SIGKILL</code> pending. ☠️<br/><br/>Finally, the member announced the situation to others in the space. Another member came to assist. Chad, undeterred, continued to state his case to anyone within earshot, confident that ''someone'' would see reason (his reason) (the wrong reason).
	\| <span style="color:gold;">'''✓'''</span> Arguing to the witnesses who are documenting you		\| <span style="color:gold;">'''✓'''</span> Arguing to the witnesses who are documenting you
	\| style="text-align:center;" \| '''∞/10'''		\| style="text-align:center;" \| '''∞/10'''
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	💡 '''PRO TIP:''' The ATL is a '''checkpoint''', not a '''game over'''—unless you refuse it, in which case you forfeit the whole save file. 💾❌		💡 '''PRO TIP:''' The ATL is a '''checkpoint''', not a '''game over'''—unless you refuse it, in which case you forfeit the whole save file. ❌ 💾
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	Instead, Chad is a teaching moment. A fable. A wiki page. A world record holder. 🏆😬		Instead, Chad is a teaching moment. A fable. A wiki page. A world record holder. 🏆

	<div style="text-align:center; font-size:150%; color:red; font-weight:bold; padding:20px;">		<div style="text-align:center; font-size:150%; color:red; font-weight:bold; padding:20px;">