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2009-10-28T07:49:46Z

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What a fucking dick this guy is.

Resume Worskhop

2009-07-19T02:25:56Z

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==What Is It==

There are an awful lot of NoiseBridgers who don't have jobs. If you are one of thoe folks, we're almost mandating that you come to the first ever NoiseBridge Resume Workshop. We know that there are some of you who have sent out 10,000 emails on Craigslist, and have heard nothing, and are getting depressed. Thus, you should be a Do-er and come in for a quick optimization of your resume.

So, bring in your resume. Don't be shy. Digital or on paper, we will all work together to optimize and scrutinize each other's resumes.

Working folks are welcome to come by as well. Anyone with experience in hiring is welcome to come and help, also.

In addition, Michael Pope, a technical recruiter, will be on site to help you out. Learn how to sugar coat your experience with the sweetest version of reality.

==When is it==

@ NoiseBridge
3:00 PM Friday afternoon, July 24, 2009. Most likely, we will be downstairs.

Workshop may be moved around to accommodate any other NoiseBridge stuffs that have precedent...

Resume Worskhop

2009-07-19T02:12:08Z

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==What Is It==

There are an awful lot of NoiseBridgers who don't have jobs. If you are one of thoe folks, we're almost mandating that you come to the first ever NoiseBridge Resume Workshop. We know that there are some of you who have sent out 10,000 emails on Craigslist, and have heard nothing, and are getting depressed. Thus, you should be a Do-er and come in for a quick optimization of your resume.

So, bring in your resume. Don't be shy. Digital or on paper, we will all work together to optimize and scrutinize each other's resumes.

Working folks are welcome to come by as well. Anyone with experience in hiring is welcome to come and help, also.

In addition, Michael Pope, a technical recruiter, will be on site to help you out. Learn how to sugar coat your experience with the sweetest version of reality.

@ NoiseBridge
3:00 PM Friday afternoon, July 24, 2009. Most likely, we will be downstairs.

Workshop may be moved around to accommodate any other NoiseBridge stuffs that have precedent...

Quotes

2009-06-28T02:14:16Z

Vonguard:

'''When someone says something outrageously funny or weird, it goes on the memorable quotes list or it gets the hose again.

Most recent are on top.'''

*""Atala"" were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?

*'''lemonkey''': mm jerk chicken quesadillas '''iz''': they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive

* '''froggytoad''': fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions

* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck's Neutron Absorbent Cock.

* '''Nana''': Rat poison is never the solution.

* '''lemonkey''': stop, drop, and rofl

* '''dr_jesus''': If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.

* '''VonGuard''': "welcome to apple, here's your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin"

* '''Atala''': ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn't count ;P '''ieatlint''': Atala, it wasn't for crack

* '''ieatlint''': yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge

* '''vniow-rachel-''': i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!

* '''Atala''': i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn't eat in public, that would be annoying.

* '''Valkyrie''': I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this "IP" business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.

* '''San''': "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"

* '''ryanc-''': i need more sex toys '''vniow''': me too

* '''aestetix''': vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?

* '''alienvenom''': '/win goto #gaysf '''alienvenom''': err '''alienvenom''': wow '''alienvenom''': uh '''alienvenom''': everyone type /clear now please :) '''alienvenom''': :-\

* '''vniow''': god, i sound like a noisebridge slut [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: vniow: I don't think you're a slut '''vniow''': i've slept with ceren too, as of last night [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: ok, now I do

* '''leif''': It's not as wiki as it could be.

* '''Martyn''': That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com '''Martyn''': You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it '''Atala''': there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."

* '''Valkyrie`''': So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.

* '''Valkyrie`''': eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE! '''Valkyrie`''': It's a little surreal.

* [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.

* '''anonymous''': Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.

* '''Jake''': Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.

* '''aestetix''' : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.

* '''Jake''': Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.

* '''Skye''': I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.

* '''Steen''': If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.

Quotes

2009-06-28T02:13:38Z

Vonguard:

'''When someone says something outrageously funny or weird, it goes on the memorable quotes list or it gets the hose again.

Most recent are on top.'''

*<"Atala"> were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?

*'''lemonkey''': mm jerk chicken quesadillas '''iz''': they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive

* '''froggytoad''': fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions

* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck's Neutron Absorbent Cock.

* '''Nana''': Rat poison is never the solution.

* '''lemonkey''': stop, drop, and rofl

* '''dr_jesus''': If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.

* '''VonGuard''': "welcome to apple, here's your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin"

* '''Atala''': ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn't count ;P '''ieatlint''': Atala, it wasn't for crack

* '''ieatlint''': yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge

* '''vniow-rachel-''': i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!

* '''Atala''': i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn't eat in public, that would be annoying.

* '''Valkyrie''': I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this "IP" business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.

* '''San''': "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"

* '''ryanc-''': i need more sex toys '''vniow''': me too

* '''aestetix''': vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?

* '''alienvenom''': '/win goto #gaysf '''alienvenom''': err '''alienvenom''': wow '''alienvenom''': uh '''alienvenom''': everyone type /clear now please :) '''alienvenom''': :-\

* '''vniow''': god, i sound like a noisebridge slut [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: vniow: I don't think you're a slut '''vniow''': i've slept with ceren too, as of last night [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: ok, now I do

* '''leif''': It's not as wiki as it could be.

* '''Martyn''': That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com '''Martyn''': You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it '''Atala''': there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."

* '''Valkyrie`''': So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.

* '''Valkyrie`''': eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE! '''Valkyrie`''': It's a little surreal.

* [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.

* '''anonymous''': Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.

* '''Jake''': Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.

* '''aestetix''' : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.

* '''Jake''': Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.

* '''Skye''': I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.

* '''Steen''': If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.

Quotes

2009-06-24T07:01:20Z

Vonguard:

'''When someone says something outrageously funny or weird, it goes on the memorable quotes list or it gets the hose again.'''

* '''Steen''': If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.

* '''Skye''': I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.

* '''Jake''': Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.

* '''aestetix''' : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.

* '''Jake''': Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.

* '''anonymous''': Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.

* [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.

* '''Valkyrie`''': eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE! '''Valkyrie`''': It's a little surreal.
* '''Valkyrie`''': So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.
* '''Martyn''': That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com '''Martyn''': You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it '''Atala''': there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."

* '''leif''': It's not as wiki as it could be.

* '''vniow''': god, i sound like a noisebridge slut [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: vniow: I don't think you're a slut '''vniow''': i've slept with ceren too, as of last night [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: ok, now I do

* '''alienvenom''': '/win goto #gaysf '''alienvenom''': err '''alienvenom''': wow '''alienvenom''': uh '''alienvenom''': everyone type /clear now please :) '''alienvenom''': :-\

* '''aestetix''': vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?

* '''ryanc-''': i need more sex toys '''vniow''': me too

* '''San''': "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"

* '''Valkyrie''': I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this "IP" business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.

* '''Atala''': i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn't eat in public, that would be annoying.

* '''vniow-rachel-''': i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!

* '''ieatlint''': yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge

* '''Atala''': ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn't count ;P '''ieatlint''': Atala, it wasn't for crack

* '''VonGuard''': "welcome to apple, here's your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin"

* '''dr_jesus''': If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.

* '''lemonkey''': stop, drop, and rofl

* '''Nana''': Rat poison is never the solution.

* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck's Neutron Absorbent Cock.

Maker Faire 2009

2009-04-28T04:58:38Z

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== Noisebridge is going to Maker Faire. whoop! ==
 
 
''Please see below to volunteer for the Huge Hardware Hacking Area! -- please sign up for this separately.''
 
 
 

=== Noisebridge booth ===
[http://makerfaire.com/bayarea/2009/ Maker Faire] is May 30 and 31 at the San Mateo County Expo Center. We have a table and should bring a ton of cool projects! We'll be able to get a bunch of passes, the exact number is not determined yet but will probably relate to how many people commit to coming.

If you want to come and spend some time at the table interacting with people, put your name here:
* [[User:rachel|Rachel]]
* [[User:elgreengeeto|Skory]]
* [[User:jbm|Josh]]
* [[User:dichro|Mikolaj]]
* [[User:shkoo|Nils]]
* [[User:cortiz|Cristian]]
* [[User:mediapathic|Steen]]
* [[User:nana|nana]]
* [[User:Christie|Christie]] - Heading up SWARM, but will stop in for a bit.
* [[User:Miloh|Miloh]]
* [[User:mrericboyd|Eric Boyd]]
* [[VonGaurd]]
* [[User:Jean|Jean]]
* [[User:Kripto|Mark]] - Will be working the HAM booth both days, but plan on going to both Noisebridge areas to help out as well
* [[User:Rubin110|Rubin110]]
* [[User:SFSlim|Slim]]
* [[User:standardusername|Peter Youngmeister]]
* [[User:MCT|mct]]

Projects to bring (add yours!):
* LED sign. (I would like to make some nice-looking show-and-tell pictures and diagrams for the sign so we don't have to open it up. Let me know if you have experience doing this and want to help. -nils)
* a phone project
* Cyborg eyes-in-the-back-of-your-back vest
* Cyborg north-facing anklet
* Vague plans to make an audio-reactive noisebridge animation running on either a monitor on the table or perhaps projected on the wall, pending availability of hardware (I'll figure out what I need and then start asking) -steen

=== Huge Hardware Hacking Area ===

Also, [[User:maltman23|Mitch]] is setting up a '''Huge Hardware Hacking area''' at the [http://makerfaire.com/bayarea/2009/ Maker Faire]. There will be 40 solder stations where we will be teaching hundreds and hundreds of people to solder and make cool things. This is a mongo version of our own [[Circuit_Hacking_Mondays|Circuit Hacking Mondays]].

Lots of volunteers are needed to make this work. It is really fun to volunteer! Do a 4-hour shift, and you get a free pass for the entire weekend at the Faire. If you are interested in volunteering for the Huge Hardware Hacking Area, please add your name here:
* [[User:maltman23|Mitch]]
* [[User:nana|nana]]
* [[User:Kripto|Mark]]
* [[User:Frenzy|Gregg]] I emailed you about helping, just keep me in the loop!
* David
* Joachim
* [[User:SFSlim|Slim]] - It's been a long time since I've taught anyone to solder, but I suspect that with a brief refresher I'd do just fine. However my electronics/circuitry knowledge is essentially zero at this point. So although I am a willing HHA volunteer, depending on your needs, I may be better suited to the main NB area.
* [[User:MCT|mct]]
* [[User:Moonablaze|Remy]]
* [[User:vonguard|VonGuard]]

Maker Faire 2009

2009-04-28T04:58:17Z

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