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2014-02-06T04:42:45Z

RonaldCotani:

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= '''2013 Noisebridge 5-Year Party & Benefit''' =

== PostRaiser ==
 
'''The fundraiser has been a massive success!''' It cost $30 to pay back one of the cooks for ingredients on the day of the event, and t-shirt printing was $1,000. The amount raised after costs is $4,200; $2,000 of this will continue as monthly contributions.
 
 
Hundreds of pictures can be seen on flickr [http://www.flickr.com/groups/noisebridge/pool/].

== Big Thank You to all Performers and Demonstrations! ==

Clown Cabaret presents a Benefit for Judy Finelli [http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/350994], tomorrow, Monday 4/1/13. Just down the street at Stagewerx, 8pm, All Ages, $10 Presale, $15 Door.
Judy provided the Juggling Classes everyone enjoyed during the Fundraiser and has a wonderful evening planned with tons of top notch artists, musicians, and more! James (me) is the light and sound technician for the Cabaret. 

Judy is in the process of figuring out how to teach juggling classes at Noisebridge on Saturdays from 10:30am - Noon.
"Noisebridge students did very well, and I think they could learn very quickly. -Judy" 

Genie and Audrey's Dream Show[genieaudrey.weebly.com] 
Touring through the San Diego Fringe, Santa Cruz Fringe, and San Francisco Fringe Festivals this summer!

Steve Seabrook "Better Than You"[www.kurtbodden.com] 
Just extended until May 18th at The Marsh [2], which is just blocks from our space. Performances are at 8pm on Thursdays and 8:30pm on Saturdays 

Bernard Vash [https://www.facebook.com/pages/bernard-vash-breath-and-voice/115330545173569]
Clown, Fight Choreographer and Professional Voice Coach.

Bizarreraiser[http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/bizarre-the-film], a benefit for the creation of a film about the SF Circus Center. There is an upcoming performance, which will fuse Film, Circus, and Bass-heavy music on 4/13 from 6pm - 10pm. 21+, $15 Presale, $20 Door. They also have an Indiegogo compaign

Carl & Beatrice[http://www.carlbeatrice.com] - Cabaret Duo someone last night described as "Avante Vaudeville." Performing original music for your entertainment. Also willing to cut your hair.

Dubious Ranger[http://www.dubiousranger.com], Afro-Beat Rock Band, is in the process of promoting their new album, Devil's Dating Service, which has received Best of San Francisco 2012 accolades from the Huffington Post. All of their music is freely available online.

Douglas, who provided the fabulous modular synthesizer rig he designed, Will be starting a monthly analog and modular synth workshop, teaching basic analog and subtractive synthesis skills, simple to complex patching, utilizing a wide array of synth modules, including the basics of Osc~filter~vca, envelopes and lfo's, and going deeper by using sequencers, slope generators, FM...ect...ect

Type A Machines makes cool 3D Printing for you!

Sudo Room in Oakland


'''DATE:        Saturday, 30-March-2013''' 
'''TIME:         4pm to 11pm''' 
'''WHERE:    Noisebridge''', 2169 Mission St, 3rd floor (1.5 blocks from 16th St. Mission BART) -- [[Getting_Here|Map & How to Get here]] 
'''WHO:         Geeks, dorks, nerds, hipsters, punks, hippies, weirdos -- Anyone and Everyone -- all genders -- all ages!''' 
'''WHAT:       Live bands!     Art!     Demos!     Presentations!     Workshops!     Sticker & Patch Exchange!     Zines!      Silent Art Auction!     Raffle! 
'''HOW:       Gently Suggested $10 - 20 Donation!
 

 
 
 

== Schedule of Events! ==

'''12:00pm''' Food prep begins -- Think finger foods 
'''12:00pm - 4:00pm''' We need '''[[Art#Volunteer_Sign-up|you]]''' to [[Art#Volunteer_Sign-up|help clean the space]]! (Click [[Art#Volunteer_Sign-up|here]] to sign up.) 
'''2:00pm - 4:00pm''' Noisejam rehearses in Church 
'''3:00pm'''               We need '''you''' to [[Art#Volunteer_Sign-up|help setup the space]]! (Click [[Art#Volunteer_Sign-up|here]] to sign up.) 
'''3:30pm'''               Setup fully underway 
'''4:00pm'''               [[Art#Tables_and_Demonstrations_at_the_Fundraiser|Demonstrations]] & [[Art#Sticker_and_Patch_Exchange|Sticker and Patch Exchange]] begin and PA (audio system) is setup and sound checks occur. (Click [[Art#Tables_and_Demonstrations_at_the_Fundraiser|here]] to register your own demo table for free!) 
 ''Topics and Demonstrations currently include:'' Electronics Hacking with [http://cornfieldelectronics.com/ Mitch Altman], [http://zine.noisebridge.net/zip ZiP] MegaZine #3 in print!, Max/MSP, DIY Juggling  Supplies, Share your Homemade Instrument table,      Art Auction. T-shirt Making. Make Your Own Stickers. 
'''5:00pm'''               Raffle ticket sales begin! Short classes on Vinyl Cutting (Stickers), 3D Printers, Silk Screen Your own T-shirt, Learn Laser Cutting, Learn some Sewing, Learn Juggling! Livestream 
'''5:30pm - 5:45pm''' [http://kurtbodden.com Steve Seabrook], Motivational Speaker. 
'''5:50pm - 6:20pm''' [http://carlbeatrice.com Carl & Beatrice], Music 
'''6:00pm - 7:30pm''' Judy Finelli teaches a series of short Juggling Classes for 5 - 8 people in Church. 
'''6:30pm - 6:50pm''' [[NoiseJam|Noisejam]] Orchestra, Music 
'''7:00pm - 7:20pm''' [https://www.facebook.com/GenieAndAudreysDreamShow Genie and Audrey's Dream Show], Theatre 
'''7:35pm - 7:55pm''' [http://justinmorrison.net Justin Morrison], [http://christinebonansea.com Christine Bonansea], [http://katieduck.com Katie Duck], [http://alfredogenovesi.com Alfredo Genovesi], Music/Dance - other players welcome 
'''8:10pm - 8:40pm''' [http://dubiousranger.com Dubious Ranger], Music 
'''9:00pm - 9:20pm''' Silent Art Auctions ends and Raffle Drawing Commences. [[Art#Volunteer_Raffle_Sign-up|Click here]] to volunteer! 
'''9:10pm - 9:40pm''' [http://thundergroundcollective.com/ Thunderground Collective], Music 
'''9:40pm - Late'''     [https://soundcloud.com/ianbendermusic SBVRSV], DJ 
'''10:00pm''' We need '''you''' to [[Art#Volunteer_Sign-up|help clean the space]]! (Click [[Art#Volunteer_Sign-up|here]] to sign up.) 
 
[[Image:NOIZ_flyer_benefit_3.30.13.PNG|Party!]]
 
 
 

== Admission, Food, and Booze ==
 
* This is an All-Ages event, which anyone may attend.
* Food is currently being helmed by Francisco, but your help is appreciated the morning of the event!
* We will strive to provide Vegan, Gluten-Free options.
* Alcohol will '''not''' be sold by Noisebridge, and you will take responsibility for anything alcoholic you bring into the space.
 
 
 

== Sticker and Patch Exchange ==

Bring the random stickers and stitched patches you have laying around to trade!
 
 
 

== Bring Your Own Instrument ==

The general public is encouraged to create and bring their own homemade instrument(s) for jamming along during the show. All we ask is that you be respectful of the musicians and follow their lead during the performances.

'''Being a part of NoiseJam Orchestra''' 
Anyone who builds or codes a homemade instrument of plastic or metal or wood or hardware or software, is considered an automatic member of the Noisebridge Orchestra. The March 30th performance will be conducted by Johny Radio, but '''attending the 2pm - 4pm rehearsal in the Church classroom is mandatory'''.
 
 
 

== NoiseRaffle ==

$10 per Raffle Ticket 
$25 for 3 Raffle Tickets 
Free raffle ticket with $15 T-Shirt Purchase 
        ''Day of the event only'' 

Drawing takes place at 9:00pm. 
'''[[Art#Volunteer_Raffle_Sign-up|3 People Needed]]''' for handling raffle ticket sales throughout the evening. 
        Volunteer to help with the raffle [[Art#Volunteer_Raffle_Sign-up|here]]. 

        ''All winners will be posted to [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Noisebridge-Announce] E-mail List, and need not be present during the drawing.'' 
        ''Winners can give their prize to someone else as a gift.'' 
 
 
 

=== Prizes and Services you can '''WIN''' in the Raffle ===
       ''Please add to the prizes, if you feel you can!''
{| style="color:#006060; background-color:#ffd6e1;" cellpadding="10" cellspacing="0" border="1"
! Service offered
! Name of provider
! Email of provider
! Email of winner
|-
|2 hours of personal instruction for learning to solder -- free cool kit included.
|[[user: maltman23 | Mitch Altman]]
|maltman23 AT hotmail DOT com
|elizabethm@cds-sf.org
|-
|60 minute personal drum lesson, free drumsticks and soda (or tea) included
|James
|sundquistjames AT gmail DOT com
| esn AT fb DOT com
|-
|1 3d model design and print ( Up to 140mm cubed material and instruction)
|Justin H.
|linkreincarnate@gmail.com
|info@suck.em
|-
|A 30-minute music set performed at the location and time of your choosing.
|Carl & Beatrice
|info AT carlbeatrice.com
|
|-
|30 minute lesson on Accordian or Ukulele.
|Audrey Spinazola
|audrey.spinazola AT gmail.com
|forrest.guest AT gmail.com
|-
|4 hour lesson on circuit bending. Learn to modify a battery powered electronic instrument to create sonic abominations.
|Martin DeVido
|gmod4life1@hotmail.com
|geeta.dayal@gmail.com
|-
|Lesson in basic metal work and welding. Learn to make a WikiSeat Catalyst using angle iron. Maybe you'll build a seat, maybe some other stuff. BYO SCUBA gear.
|Alaric Moore and Nicolas Weidinger
|info AT wikiseat DOT org
|dharlette@gmail.com
|-
|1 hour guitar lesson with Scott! www.scottfeichter.com & www.continentalbreakfastclub.com
|Scott Feichter
|scottfeichter@yahoo.com (415-601-9891)
|
|-
|MOD [http://www.evr1.co/collections/evr1-family-of-products/products/mod-cuff] - leather bracelet designed for wearable tech components -a charm bracelet for hackers.
|Brandon Peele
|b@evr1.co
|
|-
|Modular Synth Madness, have a 2 hour one on one session on analog and modular synthesist techniques, on a massive analog modular synthesizer, from simple to complex patching skills, record your own composition into wave or aiff.
|Douglas
|greenshoos@gmail.com
|bauserman@gmail.com
|-
|Guided Tour of EFF -- I'll take you on a tour of the lawyers and activists in their native office habitat, either in the Mission office or our new Tenderloin location. Yes we have good taste in SF neighbourhoods.
|Danny O'Brien
|danny@spesh.com
|bprosnitz@gmail.com
|-
|4 Admit 2 passes to Dating for Nerds (nerdsatheart DOT com).
|Bathsheba Birman
|bayarea.info AT nerdsatheart DOT com
|
|-
|Bike Smut Prize Package -- Normally only available at screenings this collection of bikesexual media states proudly that you have taken control of your transportation and your sexuality. ie "I CAME ON MY BIKE TODAY"
|revphil
|bikesmut@gmail.com
|muppete@yahoo.com
|-
|Bicycle maintanence and security -- Keep you bike running safe and smooth
|Kevin Schiesser
|bfb at riseup dot net
|
|-
|Introduction to operational security -- I'll spend an hour and a half working with you to form a threat model and take steps to secure all your digital devices and private moments from prying eyes. No experience necessary, but if you're already familiar and want focused help on a specific topic, I'm happy to oblige.
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom Lowenthal]]
| me@tomlowenthal.com
|
|-
|Up to twenty (20) pages editing (resume, CV, software/app documentation, article, etc. - only requirement is that it is text)
|[[user:Reverend Mik|Reverend Mik]]
|prez.mik@lunatextpublications.com
|
|-
|Solder your very own EL Wire. -- Will provide wire, drivers and everything else you need to get lit.
|Darius
|darius at clikburn dot com
|me@robnero.com
|-
|Frameline Film Festival Membership -- See 20 Movies!
|unknown
|maltman AT
|
|-
|''Sing''
|''Elise L. Scher''
|''elise.scher01@gmail.com''
|
|-
|1 hour free audio production or DJ workshop (bring your own computer)
|Sabotage Beats http://www.calikingcrab.com
|calikingcrab@gmail.com
|lisahsu AT gmail DOT com
|-
|Adobe Lightroom 4 (MINT CONDITION IN BOX)
|''A guy with a box of software''
|''gardner@invulnerable.org''
|me@tomlowenthal.com
|-
|All-Day Mushroom Hunt
|''Danny Newman and possibly Alan Rockefeller''
|''newmy51@gmail.com''
|whomonkyoulous@gmail.com
|-
|}
 
 
 

== Tables and Demonstrations at the Fundraiser ==
        ''Please add your own table demonstration, and invite your friends! Your table should be setup and ready to go at 4pm.''
{| style="color:#008080; background-color:##ffff00;" cellpadding="10" cellspacing="0" border="1"
! Table or Demonstration Reserved
! Name of provider
! Email of provider
|-
|Make your own Juggling Supplies
|Judith Finelli
|judyfinelli AT gmail.com
|-
|Vegan Hacker SF slide show on a monitor and flyers and maybe just maybe a (truly) little bit of something foodish
|Maggie
|veganhackersf at gmail dot com
|-
|Handmade T-shirts. Fabric, scissors, thread, needle, and cheap white Ts all provided for playing.
|Steve
|stevegeluso at gmail dot com
|-
|LED-Max/MSP installation. Music + LED blinkenlights
|Dana + Sam + Dan + Others
|dana at monkey brains dotnets
|-
|DIY workshop room, classes, and crafting competitions at BayCon, and maybe a little hot chocolate
|Mike Higashi
|mhigashi at gmail dot com
|-
|Christmas Candle Digital Logic
|BillyBuggy
|nye2 AT email.com
|-
|Online Cloaking Devices: Demos, information, and help installing privacy tools like TorBrowserBundle and VirtualBox. Starting 4 p.m. until there are no more questions.
|[[User:Snail|Snail]]
|snailtsunami at the googles
|-
|Neuroscience 101. About the brain and how it can be measured.
|[[User:neurotech1|Neurotech1]]
|neurofog at g mail com
|-
|(nearly) Indestructible data capsule. Combine sacred data, a micro SD, self-adhesing silicone tape, metal adhesive and gorilla tape to make a data capsule that resists air, water, dust, EMR, 8000V, 950 PSI, 500F. Bring your own micro SD and leave with a dime-sized Fort Knox.
|Brandon Peele
|b@evr1.co
|-
|''3D printing! Its amazing! Its the future!''
|''Nicolas''
|''dr.weidinger at gmail''
|-
|''LAZERZ(cutting)!''
|''[[User:Kenhaggerty|Ken Haggerty]]''
|''kenmhaggerty@gmail.com''
|-
|''Modular Synthesis and the Analog Renaissance~Bleeps Bloops and farty sounds, with lots of blinky lights!''
|''Douglas''
|''greenshoos at gmail dotcom''
|-
|''Noisebridge Cultural Hoe-down And Donation Table -- will talk about Noisebridge and hacker history, also take money and subscriptions.''
|''Danny, Mitch, Cast of Thousands''
|''danny@spesh.com''
|-
|'''Circuit Hacking Display / Demo''' -- Lots of cool blinky lights, games, interactive art and other intriguing things you can make and show your friends!
|[[User:Maltman23|Mitch]]
|mitch AT CornfieldElectronics DOT com
|-
|''Vinyl Cutter -- will make some cool stickers and show how vinyl + robots = awesome''
|''Casey''
|''c1@caseyc.net''
|-
|''Performers Table and Instrument Expo''
|''Audrey''
|''audrey.spinazola AT gmail''
|-
|''Haircuts; I've been cutting for a solid year if anyone wants one!''
|''James (Audrey if you ask real nice)''
|''sundquistjames AT gmail''
|}
|-
|''Your Table or Demonstration''
|''Your name''
|''Your email''
|}
 
 
 

== Volunteer Sign-up ==

'''Help with Morning (12pm) Cleaning, Setup and/or Teardown''' on Saturday, March 30. Please add your name to this list if you can commit to Ahelping, and indicate if you are committing to 12pm Cleanup, 3pm Setup, 10pm Teardown, or all for the complete day.
 
 
'''List of Volunteers'''
         
 
{| style="color:#008080; background-color:##ffff00;" cellpadding="10" cellspacing="0" border="1"
! Your Name
! Pre-Cleaning (12pm), Setup (3pm), or Teardown (10pm)
! E-mail
|-
|''[[User:mkw813|Morgan]]''
|''3pm''
|''morganw8-nb at yahoo.com''
|-
|''[[User:Maltman23|Mitch]]''
|''3pm and 10pm''
|''See user page''
|-
|''Tony''
|''All''
|''noizparty AT riseup''
|-
|''James''
|''All''
|''sundquistjames AT gmail''
|-
|''Dan F''
|''3pm and 10pm''
|''unknown''
|-
|''Tyson''
|''3pm and 10pm''
|''unknown''
|-
|''Steve''
|''3pm and 10pm''
|''unknown''
|-
|''Jarrod''
|''3pm and 10pm''
|''hicksu AT gmail''
|-
|''Steven Shafer''
|''12pm''
|''stevenshafergigs@gmail.com''
|-
|''[[User:Kenhaggerty|Ken M. Haggerty]]''
|''12pm and 3pm''
|''kenmhaggerty@gmail.com''
|-
|''[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]''
|''all''
|''danny@spesh.com''
|-
|''[[User:H0mee|Praveen]]''
|"3pm''
|''dmhomee at gmail"
|-
|''ykciV from Sudo Room''
|''¿??¿¿¿?¿?¿¿?''
|''nwonknu''
|-
|''Your name''
|''What you're volunteering for''
|''Your email''
|}
 
 
 

== Volunteer Raffle Sign-up==

'''Help Sell Raffle Tickets''' between 6pm and 9pm on Saturday, March 30. You will simply help sell tickets and t-shirts. Please add your name and your e-mail to this list if you can commit to helping during Shift 1 (5:45pm-7:15pm -- ''FULL'') or Shift 2 (7:15-9:00pm -- ''FULL'').

'''Note: ''All Shifts are now FULL as of 3/28!'' Thank You! Note, there is still plenty of room for volunteers in regards the space!

List of Volunteers
* ''ALL SHIFTS ARE TAKEN'' 
* Tyson - Shift 1 
* [[User:mkw813|Morgan]] - Shift 1 
* [[User:H0mee|Praveen]] - Shift 2 
* Charlotte - Shift 2 
 
 

== What Else Do We Need? ==

'''Help with the following''' 
* Help setup and run silent art auction table with Tony (and keep an eye on the art)
* Someone to pick up Tofu entree from Dang in the East Bay by tomorrow if he cannot deliver (check discuss)
* Someone to help Dara with Livestreaming (see discuss)
* Someone to take amazing photographs of the event as it is happening. Know anyone????
* ''Please help expand this (as of 3/28)''
* Help Danny with running the raffle and setting up donation jars around the space (see discuss)

''General Things You Can Do'' 
 
* Add your own table (at no cost) to promote your interests throughout the event.
* Volunteer for space security, general cleanup, setup and teardown.
* Help us expand Bitcoin support!
* Bring stickers and patches for the exchange!
* Working printer for printing information for event tables on various topics.
 
To get involved, subscribe & post to [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Noisebridge-discuss]

Quotes

2014-02-06T04:42:08Z

RonaldCotani:

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'''When someone says something outrageously funny or weird, it goes on the memorable quotes list or it gets the hose again. '''

Most recent are on top.
* '''RedType''': .chat about lancehole '''noisebot''': RedType: i'm cool with that in linux like the cops to wear high heels with pink metal stuff on atmegas to feed about fifty interns here who has video out, and some lancehole kept sprinting at the moment due to gentrification in the backyard ecosystem

* '''gnusosa''': To me, it seems that AL is now living in the space. '''jerkey''': in the lockers '''wiretapped''': jerkey: do you have prince albert in a tin?

* '''johny radio''': Personally, I really do NOT see what structural nihilism has to do with hacking. Strucural nihilism seems like the OPPOSITE of hacking. Might be partly due to concerns about surveillance. The Sun Tzu "be formless" thing.

* '''Tom''': I do not know of any problems which cannot be solved by sufficiently advanced bureaucratese wordsmithing. It's pretty much my only marketable skill, so I might be biased.

* '''Charlie''': You're reinforcing hegemonic domination on a number of levels. I'd assume any feminist scholar would agree.

* '''Tom''': I know, right: Tom calling someone annoying and abrasive, that's rich!

* '''gardner''': After learning about the space-access and membership changes I went to a weekly meeting and learned how nb has been hemorrhaging excellence lately, with many members moving to Berlin.

* '''StrangeCharm''': yesac: Everything is terrible. '''StrangeCharm''': That's really the takeaway here. <tt>StrangeCharm was demoted from operator by StrangeCharm.</tt>

* '''jeffreyatw''': one weird trick for being more in harmony with nature '''jeffreyatw''': get off the internet

* '''jerkey''': i need to make a radio transmitter to shoot onto a raccoon from an arrow

* '''rubin110''': I haven't upgraded since 1982.

* '''Drew''': [I] Would like to add "trolling" to harassment policy

* '''jake''': (at the end of a thousand-word email) P.S. the typo was on purpose to see if you were paying attention.

* '''setient''': You also have to be aware that I do not think you can legally live in San Francisco and be a sex offender.

* '''TravisWellman.com''': I recommend anyone selling anything for cash get a photo of the buyer's ID.

* '''netik''': It's downright impossible to implement traffic shaping when the traffic is asymmetrically loaded and you do not control the other end of the link. '''jake''': hey man just because you can't do it doesn't mean it can't be done.

* '''RedType''': so wait is noisebridge finally imploding '''froggytoad''': no '''RedType''': darn '''RedType''': i looove drama that im not involved in

* '''teratoma''': i isued a pull request to the cygnite guy to delete everything '''teratoma''': he probably wont accept it

* '''LinkReincarnate''': I am tired of the anti police bias at Noisebridge.

* '''pryankster''': Although my bachelors degree is in Math/Computer Science I have always felt that language should express ideas accurately. So I can state definitively that there is no such thing as a Sleep Hacker.

* '''mala''': you can always just kind of defend yourself by going "no, i'm just hacking this sandwich"

* '''rubin110''': THE FIRST LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS IS YOU ARE ON FIRE.

* '''martin''': I told him again I still don't know of anyone that's around who works on the TOR node but I will certainly ''relay'' the message.

* '''jerkey''': cnc mills have been around for many years, it's the hackers who need to be improved

* '''Snail''': My only consolation is this literal pile of bacon I am eating.

* '''Velyks''': London hackspace has now put advisory stickers over the taps explaining that the water contains water. '''Velyks''': Known pesticide solvent and responsible for thousands of deaths each year

* '''eqe''': Those who would give up source code to obtain a little temporary usability will get neither safety nor usability.

* '''letigre''': I'm fairly new to the scene myself but have already learned the reality that we have to protect ourselves by being selective about the people we surround ourselves with.

* '''malaclyps''': SuperQ_ drops his "rm -rf kitchen" BOMBSHELL

* '''StrangeCharm''': Wow, these mailing-list threads are totally over the top.

* '''danny''': OH GOD YES THE POWER WHY DID I EVER DOUBT AL BILLINGS?

* '''lizzard''': Everyone forgets the feminist cabal

* '''LinkReincarnate''': Who am I indeed you neckbearded fuck.

* '''zv''': I'm not critical, It's just a little whack

* '''zv_''': Homeless robots may be exempt from jj's judgement

* '''lpb''': noisebot: tell harrison about compassion '''noisebot''': lpb: I never heard of compassion :(

* '''gnusosa''': I just loved seeing crackheads in 16 st wearing OSCON 09 shirts

* '''rubin110''': I can't believe that someone pooped in the space and it wasn't me. '''Bifrost''': rubin: I am sortof shocked as well.

* '''gnusosa''': c++ is the neo-liberalism statement of the corporate technocrats. '''unixjazz''': how about java?!? '''gnusosa''': Java is the CIA killing Sanidistas and Tupamaros in South America.

* '''Evil-Bill''': A semen tank doesn't sound very useful on the battlefield.

* '''yesac''': we have to get Mitch to shit in every hackerspace ever

* '''zonk1024''': Anyone have a lead on a relatively cheap, relatively nice place in the mission for rent?

* '''hybrid oogle/hipster in the library''': (upon being woken up and asked to sleep elsewhere) You and your analytic bullshit. Fuck your ones and zeros!

* '''harvy''': hello? '''yesac_''': EHLO '''Evil-Bill''': Hello and welcome to the enrichment center.

* '''Dean Mao''': those people didn't even look like hackers

* '''froggtoad''': tunnel digging? someone making a subway? '''froggtoad''': subways are like diy 4d printing

* '''teratoma''': moxie just biked by me in the dark. no light. no helmet '''jerkey''': he doesn't want the government to get him

* '''froggytoad''': you have to be paid a developers wages to eat like a carney in this town.

*'''mischief''': okc never got me any booty '''rubin110''': mischief: That's because you list Plan9 in your profile. '''mischief''': :< '''mischief''': help me '''zv''': wuw '''zv''': a girl just can't compare to GCC '''zv''': Theres only one kind of tan I care about '''zv''': and the tan that most girls on OKC have can't relate the angle derived from the lengths of the opposite to adjascent side '''zv''': i say live proud with the plan9 fandom mischief '''zv''': if a girl can't dig your evidently superior taste in monolithic kernel architectures, then whatever with that.

* '''rachel lyra''': I remember the insane depredations of the Noisebridge Couch Liberation Front, and it was only through a series of intricate negotiations that the current truce was reached. Be wary. The CLF could switch sides and deliver 1000 couches to your home if you piss them off.

*The question is, why are bugs shooting bullets at me? '''Crutcher''': To teach you about fractions!

* '''zv''': the man with the aggression of uriel without the wisdom, the aristocracy of linus without the legacy and humility of mitt romney without the hot wife. '''zv''': worried that he will slip deeper and deeper into irrelevancy '''zv''': he is '''zv''': Theo De Raadt

* '''VonGuard''': I am appalled and ashamed that I was ever associated with the space to begin with.

* '''teratoma''': i think the frozen rats in my freezer are going bad

* '''gnusosa''': Am I crazy for wanting a bike for hire. '''gnusosa''': ? '''rubin110''': gnusosa: That would be a facinating hipster trend. '''rubin110''': Your primary bike made to look just like it came from a bike share program from another part of the world. '''gnusosa''': No, I don't want to be a hipster. I just want a bike like that. I really like the shape. '''gnusosa''': :( '''rubin110''': That's what all hipsters say.

* '''tlalexander''': the organization cannot actually be truly anarchist without quickly getting booted from SF.

* '''dj_ryan''': I'll have you know MY anal muscles are decidedly NOT SMOOTH

* '''wsargent''': php is the twilight of programming languages

* '''rubin110''': froggytoad: Want to go to Minneapolis for a Grimes concert in October? '''froggytoad''': sure, if it doesn't conflict with the mini maker faire. in oakland. '''rubin110''': Mini Maker Faire in Oakland, is that where you 3D print a mugging?

* '''zv''': i thought the man was preventing me from ircing '''zv''': turns out I just dont know what a pagedown is

* '''malaclyps''': Rob Pike, like everyone else you know, is a file

* '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: I'm doing Advanced Vim usage and Free Software as a change platform in Latino America. '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: In hackmeet '''wiretapped''': is that one talk or two? :) '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: two '''wiretapped''': "Vim: a platform for social change" '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: That would be awesome. '''mischief''': hahahahaha '''gnusosa''': "Life is like a visual line mode. We must insert and go back to edit mode if we want to succeed." 

*'''casey''': Go back to Plan9, hipster.

*'''wiretapped''': stopped at home depot to make repairs '''wiretapped''': getting back underway now '''yesac''': it was funny, latitude said y'all were stopped at the CHP parking lot for hours. figured that was a bad sign '''dj_ryan''': repairz? AMG '''malaclyps''': okay we need to repurpose that latitude for tracking the ponybus '''aestetix''': I wonder how hard it would be to reshoot Rocky Horror, cast entirely with monkeys '''yesac''': aestetix: what channel are you actually in?

* '''synx''': wsargent lets start a startup '''synx''': that delivers tarballs on the web '''synx''': click files, download compressed

* <tt>[09:37am] cynthia joined the chat room. [09:37am] cynthia left the chat room. ("goodbye forever")</tt>

* '''Snail''': On side-channels to defeat web mazes "You could probably own Dreamhost pretty easily..."

* '''Atala''': i wonder how many Mormons typo their church name and call each other Morons.

*'''Tom''': After all the digits of pi, I'm going to add a comment that says, "I see what you did there."

*'''Tom''': So that we have all the digits of pi in a file.

*'''miloh''': 35 dollars is enough to ensure your cryptographic randomness. Entropy is guaranteed.

*'''ditzydoo''': http://www.fimfiction.net/story/31434/1/Pinkie-Pie-Turns-Into-Rainbow-Dash%27s-Pubic-Hair/Kinaidographos '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Kinaidographos > Pinkie Pie Turns Into Rainbow Dash's Pubic Hair - FIMFiction.net '''ditzydoo''' wrong window.

*'''wsargent''': they're all wondering how long it will take before someone notices they're jerking off in the bathroom '''RedType''': wsargent: i dunno i can pump one out really fast but i take a long time to take a shit sooo '''wsargent''': just be sure to explain that to everyone and you'll be fine '''RedType''': HEY GUYS IM NOT JERKING OFF I JUST HAVE POOPER PROBLEMS OK TIA *shuts door, loud rhythmic grunts emerge, door opens* I TOOK A VIDEO IN CASE ANY OF YOU GUYS DONT BELIEVE ME PLUS I DIDNT FLUSH SO YOU HAVE MORE PROOF '''DrSyzygy''': ... '''RedType''': OH AND I DIDNT WIPE, JUST ONE MORE PIECE OF EVIDENCE *drops pants, spreads ass cheeks* '''RedType''': actually that probably wouldnt get me 86d but it would generate a 30 message thread on nb-discuss in which someone unironically invokes a fecal version of godwin, calling another nb-er "literally shitler" '''epsas''': hirrarrious '''dj_ryan''': shitler? '''dj_ryan''': that is fucking fantastic '''wsargent''': please someone put that up on the quotes page '''wsargent''': I can't do it right now, I locked myself out '''RedType''': my faberge beozar would probably then get "upcycled" into an organic coffee filter '''DrSyzygy''': ... faberge bezoar?! '''RedType''': faberge eggs are pretty big right? '''RedType''': anyways and with that the noisebridge "circle of life" would be complete

* '''snail''': PHP is a recursive acryonym. It stands for Probably Hacked PHP.

* '''rubin110''': Actually, I'm more concerned about the reuse of the name "Ass". '''rubin110''': Reusing machine names is totally bad luck.

* '''david415''': your shit-eating grin tells me you don't understand

* '''Cobalt''': Some of us don't use banks

* '''epsas:''' omfg - prometheus is coming out in two weeks '''mrfb:''' oh shit '''mrfb:''' wait why does belgium, france, and switzerland get it a week early '''ani:''' so people can pirate it faster?

* [[User:Rubin110|'''Rubin Starset''']]: Show me, on me, where the bad person touched you. [[User:Rubin110|'''Rubin Starset''']]: How long are you guys in town for? [[User:Rubin110|'''Rubin Starset''']]: Whopes wrong window.

* '''Noodles:''' Did I just watch someone smack some robot ass?

* '''rayc:''' If Noisebridge didn't have oogling and trolling then it would be once again 100% unadulterated, as it started out; just on a bigger level.

* '''hipe:''' Everyone's crazy at Noisebridge.

* '''yesac:''' dr_jesus: some kind of frankenbootrom you're writing. '''yesac:''' i pity the poor sod who has to debug it '''dr_jesus:''' yesac: I ran it twice, it's debugged

* '''cantelope''': in reality, time is finite. in the future it will be divied up and sold as land is now. you might buy a slice of time from ACME Temporal Realty INC. This realty will be a reality. we are casualties of causality, currently the currency of the transtemporal transhuman architect. '''DrSyzygy''': cantelope: Time is finite?? '''DrSyzygy''': So the topology of the universe is actually settled now? And the global curvature? '''cantelope''': oh.. oops. sorry, every word there has a typo. i meant to say "god bless america"

*'''miloh''': http://piratepad.net/7PbZDGZRyl

*'''nickbp''': unless i greatly overestimate the numbness of a vagina, i dont think that makeshift condom would be terribly comfortable

*'''timoreilly''': the kids neither know nor care where the funding is coming from. Besides, DARPA is a force for good in the world.

*'''ijp''': topless nerd with hard nipples; guy with a cheesy smile and thumbs up poking in from the side, rms, and I'm not even sure how to describe the guy on the right

*'''Tom''': there was a meeting with drama and I wasn't there and you've hidden all the drama and WHY DO YOU THINK I EVEN HANG OUT AT NOISEBRIDGE ANYWAY

*'''xp_prg2''': I don't understand girls and their sexuality

*'''teratoma''': DUDE '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("SWEET. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': SWEET. What's mine say? '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("DUDE. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': DUDE. What's mine say? '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("SWEET. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': SWEET. What's mine say? '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("DUDE. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': DUDE. What's mine say? '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("SWEET. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': SWEET. What's mine say?

*'''RMS''': Clouds is a nebulous term.

*'''Consenso''': Please don't make me free software.

*'''DrSyzygy''': daravinne: at best we're making derpy noises and hoping someone reads something interesting into it '''openfly''': that's not mysoginy '''openfly''': it's being a company

* '''dr_jesus''': v(t)/Z = i(t) '''dr_jesus''': Please solve for i(t) where v(t) = 5V * sin(t) and Z = 0 '''dr_jesus''': (hint: the EE version of SIGFPE is fire)

* '''daravinne''': don't make me pull this channel over

* '''jedichu''': but I've been using my cyclotron as a spool to wrap my excess wire around :( '''Evil-Bill''': Maybe that would make the ethernet frames arrive before they left. '''Bifrost''': ITS A TIME MACHINE! '''Evil-Bill''': First you have to get the frames up to 88Mbps though.

* '''daravinne''': ugh, i need to do something about this failure to eat food regularly '''dr_jesus''': I thought you got your dinner from my butt

* '''openfly''': i think my profile on there is fairly keen '''openfly''': but the ladies seem not to reciprocate. '''openfly''': i blame the failing american educational system '''rigel''': clearly it's that and not the fact that you're a misogynist doucheturd '''rigel''': gotta be the educational system '''openfly''': clearly.

* '''openfly''': i mean i put my ass on thingiverse no one gives a shit... heph shows up on reddit and he's the next goddamned jesus. '''davr''': i don't think it was his ass so much as the other side and what it was pointed at

* '''ani-''': dongs '''noisebot''': I'm getting a bit tired of dongs lately. Can't we talk about boobs or vaginas instead? '''ani-''': O_o

* '''heroic''': once during a drug-induced haze I saw jimi hendrix come floating down from heaven, playing electric ladyland on a guitar made of his own pubes... and I asked him, how many signals can I multiplex onto a single pin, jimi? and he said all the signals in the world... and I said, it'd have to be a fucking fast pin

* '''Evil-Bill''': Debating with aestetix: not hacking.

* '''Trollbridge''': they see me trollin '''Trollbridge''': THEY HATIN

* '''callen''': SF is personified in my head as a stoned drunk hobo fire dancer living on welfare who has a really great idea for a startup.

* '''daravinne''': page 34 - horoscope "Mercury in retrograde, also on soldering table. Clean that up or you'll lose a chance to meet a mysterious stranger with important career information."

* '''Gopiballava''': All my favorite gopher sites are timing out.

* '''Dale Dougherty''': There's a small segment (of the hacker community) that is uncomfortable with the fact that we (MAKE magazine) took DARPA funding to do education work.

* '''Jason''': devops is like, you're a bad rails dev so they make you restart linux servers

* '''Justin''': For the 85 list you don't have to put any datapoints, you just put their name.

* '''Alan''': He's a nice person; he's Canadian.

* '''Shannon''': having lots of choices will just lead to more chaos and no standard being adopted.

* '''rubin110''': Fawwwwk. '''rubin110''': It's too late to take a shower. '''Bifrost''': AHA! '''callen''': rubin110: take one at noisebridge in the sink. '''rubin110''': I guess I'm an Occupier. '''callen''': rubin110: I hear all the cool kids are doing it. '''rubin110''': callen: Been there, done that. '''Bifrost''': I hear the cool kids are taking dumps on the couch. '''callen''': Bifrost: really? '''Bifrost''': yep. '''rubin110''': Bifrost: The new cool thing to do is shit on the couches with the lights on. '''Bifrost''': DO NOT SIT ON THE COUCHES. '''Bifrost''': rubin: thats so last month. '''callen''': well that's a new thing for me to be terrified of.

* '''Zephyr''': Noisebridge is a hackerspace. An attendee of a hacker space is a hacker. A hacker is someone who hacks... This may be axiomatic, but it's also true.

* '''thermburglar''': id sleep with Evil-Bill '''Evil-Bill''': And they said evil wouldn't pay.

* '''daravinne''': its funny how whenever you try to do something with linux, 90% of the time is spent on 10% of the actual things occurring

*'''ornj''': hay guise '''ornj''': what's the best cli cd player for linux? '''ornj''': or at least what do y'all use. '''rubin110''': ornj: What's a cli? '''ornj''': Command-line '''rubin110''': What's a command-line? '''ornj''': . . . '''ornj''': sighs pointedly. '''-!- ornj''' has quit [Quit: Saliendo] '''rubin110''': What's pointedly? 

* '''aestetix''': how is that useful for someone who forgot the phone number '''daravinne''': you can put it in your phone '''daravinne''': and stop being a lazy shitfuck

* '''gopiballava''': Without consensus on who should be able to do what, everybody will be confused.

* '''Ania''': I'm pretty sure I'm incapable of dating anyone I haven't met off the Internet.

* '''heroic''': okay, right now, I will give $500 to anyone named rick santorum who will let us use his identity to start a hilarious abortion fund.

* '''Aria''': People throw around "hacking" things around here like the Smurfs say "smurf"

* '''Aria''': Why isn't Noisebridge located on a zeppelin?

* '''Wladyslaw''': Might we theorize a connection between its brokenness and what appears to be a large hole burned through the door from the inside?

* '''pravDrunk''': guys '''pravDrunk''': we should all go out to karaoke '''daravinne''': what could possibly go wrong

* '''DrSyzygy''': Why would people read a book of mine if they aren't willing to wrap their lips around the hydrant?

* '''Atala''': [http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/01/20/man-arrested-for-possessing-a-buttock-of-saddam/?tsp=1 http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/01/20/man-arrested-for-possessing-a-buttock-of-saddam/?tsp=1] '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Man arrested for possessing a buttock of Saddam | Hot Topics | an SFGate.com blog '''ani-''': well thats not a headline one would expect to see. ever. '''znutar_''': first they came for our buttocks, and I did not object, for I still had 2

* '''dr_jesus''': You've never had to ask a ethernet mac why it appeared to be smoking crack with a jtag adapter?

* '''Evil-Bill''': This started out as a simple conversation about cavernous lady bits, but now it's got silly.

* ''' lemonkey''': minecraft = aspergers babysitter

* '''Michael Kan''': Homeland Security reminds me of my mother, because she likes to go through all my stuff.

* '''thermburglar''': my bf made a truffle cream sauce to go with it '''thermburglar''': truffle oil makes every food taste like the best pussy ever

* '''noisebot''' [Link Info] title: We Cant Wait: Obama Administration Announces $2 Billion in Resources to Support Job-Creating Startups | The White House '''aestetix''': That's great way to bring new jobs '''znutar''': $2 billion to support node.js '''aestetix''': Well, it's being distributed among 100,000 startups '''wsargent''': yeah, it's non blocking and parallel '''wsargent''': that makes it scalable

* '''@netik''': we don't censor except in extremely limited contexts which are mandated by law.

* '''aestetix''': sarahbliss: what's this party '''miah''': its a aestetix free party '''miah''': there is a ego quota and having you there would cause a overflow '''synack''': ohsnap

* '''openfly''': chicago '''openfly''': it is a place devoid of joy '''openfly''': it's barren flats have been blasted down to their base elements by the uncaring winds and turned hard by the vicious cold '''openfly''': the light in it's peoples eyes was extinguished long ago. now their stares reflect the death that surrounds them. '''openfly''': woe be unto the travellers that enter those lands, for in them the only certainty is ruination.

* >> '''lemonkey''' wonders what gay babies think as they're born out of a vagina '''Noodles''': lemonkey: "Never again"

* '''epsas''': 2011, noisebot becomes conscious '''epsas''': 2012, the machine wars begin '''jedichu''': 2013, noisebot accidentally the whole uprising '''jedichu''': 2014, back to normal '''heroic''': 2014, noisebot makes a your mom joke and skynet's database needs a reload '''noisebot''': Not funny. '''heroic''': 2015, some random dude in the space does it to see what will happen and WAY TO GO we're all human slaves in a noisebot nation again '''noisebot''': afternoon, heroic :D '''jedichu''': The worst part is all the dead baby jokes. Robots loooove dead baby jokes. '''heroic''': ROBOT TWO, WHY DID THE DEAD BABY CROSS THE ROAD? '''heroic''': ROBOT ONE, I DO NOT KNOW '''heroic''': ROBOT TWO, BECAUSE IT SERVED THE PURPOSES OF THE COLLECTIVE '''heroic''': ROBOT ONE, IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE THE BABY IS DEAD

* '''mxweas_''': does noisebridge do haircuts? '''aestetix''': yes '''mxweas_''': where at? '''aestetix''': mxweas_: there's an older asian guy named mike who cuts peoples hair every sunday '''aestetix''': he's really nice '''setient''': yeah '''setient''': he is really nice '''mxweas_''': I didn't see him come in today '''setient''': he isn't here that i know of today '''mxweas_''': lame '''mxweas_''': can he cut my hair like skrillex? '''setient''': yes '''setient''': he can '''mxweas_''': perfect.

* '''lemonkey''': in space nobody can hear you ragequit

* '''mrdomino''': (btw it is probably not in anybody's best interest to give me enough power to destroy the planet)

*'''dr_jesus''': HEPH: WHAT DOES DEFINE AN ORGY? '''dr_jesus''': fuck, keyboard still stuck in vms mode

*'''rafl''': but i'm going to expect them to be present at the airport as well. i know it's super easy to get from SFO to noisebridge, but I still don't trust my navigation skills enough to make it without the internets :) '''rubin110''': rafl: No you wont find prepaid SIMs at the airport. '''rubin110''': We're not Europe. '''rafl''': wait, what? what's wrong with you? '''setient''': a lot '''setient''': a real lot '''rubin110''': Dude. '''rubin110''': You're flying into AMERICA. '''rubin110''': LAND OF THE FREE. '''setient''': s/free/retarded '''rubin110''': Now drop the accent and pay our fucking taxes.

* '''epsas''': hmm '''epsas''': anybody know anything about Pixt.com? '''nickbp''': sounds like a domain name to me

* '''lemonkey''': everyone remembers the first time they pop their LED '''heph''': lemonkey: it was so bright and then it got really dim and then it smelled bad '''heph''': so yeah, just like sex

*'''heph''': lol. eww. i just found my missing nipple ring at the bottom of my desk drawer

* '''Taylor A''': Trust me, I spend a lot of time evaluating on how much of an asshole I should be to new people. I'm working on getting this shit down to a science. '''Taylor A''': That's pretty much my M.O. I'll often end up making rape jokes within a few minutes of meeting new people.

* '''hk_''': you may think you are being witty and hilarious, but in fact you are being a weird douche of the highest order.

* '''Sean C''': Also, just to re-re-clarify. There is 0 discrimination occurring here.

* '''mrdomino''': so like "we spent this fifteen minute interval talking about dicks. then there was some intelligent discussion about politics, drugs, raping babies, and hitler for a couple minutes. then someone said the magic word again."

* '''heph''': daravinne: oh man, i wanked to some seriously weird erotic lit when i was on 14.4 dialup

* '''snailtsunami''': governmints freshen your breath, whether you like it or not

* '''heph''': i hope anonymous protests burningman at burningman. fuck that paul david addis guy, let's burn the man LATE

* '''aestetix''': vagina '''synack''': dentata '''daravinne''': i sense a musical sequel to The Killer Condom '''daravinne''': a lighthearted romp through the world of sentient aggressively murderous genitalia '''DrEpsas''': condoms, the quiet killers

* '''daravinne''': if you write slashfic of me and amanda palmer you should at least have me draw dongs as her eyebrows as part of foreplay
* '''pm-''': hi guys ill be dranking beers tonight - so watch out! Here is the command to ignore me. use it: "/ignore *!*@74.195.225.5 all"

* '''lemonkey''': Alex Trebek injured after chasing burglar in SF hotel. '''lolper''': What is good samaritan?

* >> '''Evil-Bill''' grows old waiting for Cygwin to install. '''daravinne''': what if you grew something else '''fsargent''': Cygwin has arrived. It is equiped with [Terminal] and [Logic] '''Evil-Bill''': I tried growing young, but it made all the physicists mad. '''daravinne''': well what do they know '''daravinne''': besides physics '''fsargent''': You are in a cubicle. There is an exit to the [South] '''fsargent''': The flourescent lights hurt your eyes. '''daravinne''': you are eaten by a grue '''Evil-Bill''': exit '''fsargent''': You go south. You are in a corridor. '''fsargent''': There is a break room to the [East] and Elevators to the [West]. Bathrooms are to the [North]. '''Evil-Bill''': chat up cute co-worker in other cubicle '''fsargent''': <Sysadmin> looks up from his monitor. He is not amused. >> '''Evil-Bill''' does not fear sysadmins. '''fsargent''': Sysadmin: I just gotta fix this one thing... '''dr_jesus''': OSInstaller[388]: Reaping previous system >> '''dr_jesus''' cringes '''fsargent''': The <Sysadmin> is on the internet. Reddit. '''fsargent''': There is a break room to the [East] and Elevators to the [West]. Bathrooms are to the [North]. '''Evil-Bill''': install quake mod '''fsargent''': A SHAMBLER APPEARS! '''Evil-Bill''': use chainsaw on shambler '''fsargent''': SHAMBLER summons LIGHTNING and PAIN. '''Evil-Bill''': equip BFG10K '''fsargent''': SHAMBLER has been hit by CHAINSAW! It loses 50 health. '''fsargent''': SHAMBLER hits you with LIGHTNING! You lose 40 health. '''Evil-Bill''': use BFG10K on shambler '''fsargent''': BFG10K NOT FOUND '''Evil-Bill''': This game sucks. '''fsargent''': GAME SUCKS for 10 HIT POINTS! You feel strangely happy. '''Evil-Bill''': equip shotgun '''fsargent''': SYSADMIN hit SHAMBLER with TL;DR for 100 hit points! '''Evil-Bill''': use shotgun on sysadmin '''fsargent''': SHAMBLER falls over, dead. A smell of rotted meat appears. '''fsargent''': SYSADMIN is hit by SHOTGUN! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE! '''Evil-Bill''': use shotgun on sysadmin again '''fsargent''': The sysadmin's head explodes from his neck, bone and cartilage flying across the cubicles. A shard of skull hits the fire alarm. '''fsargent''': Water cascades from the ceiling. '''fsargent''': You are wet. '''Evil-Bill''': take sysadmin's loot '''Evil-Bill''': teabag sysadmin '''fsargent''': Sysadmin has (1) ID card, (5) Dollars, (1) Apple Newton, (1) Yerba Mate Energy Drink '''Evil-Bill''': A newton? No wonder he was so easy to kill. '''fsargent''': You teabag the sysadmin. Your balls are now wet, and covered in blood. '''fsargent''': You feel dirty. '''Evil-Bill''': use ID card to escape office '''fsargent''': You escape the office, taking the elevator. You use the ID badge to exit the elevator without alerting security. '''fsargent''': You are on a street. It is busy, and bright outside. The sunshine hurts your eyes. '''Evil-Bill''': put on sunglasses '''fsargent''': People notice your lack of pants, and blood soaked appearance. '''fsargent''': <PEOPLE>: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! '''Evil-Bill''': remind people of shotgun '''fsargent''': <PEOPLE>: aaaaaaaaAAKLASDLKHAGKLEHahhahh!!!!!!! SHOTGUN! '''fsargent''': PEOPLE is afraid. '''Evil-Bill''': save game '''fsargent''': You put on your sunglasses. '''Evil-Bill''': I'll finish this later. '''fsargent''': <SAVED> >> '''Evil-Bill''' goes back to surfing porn. '''fsargent''': (you gain +15 XP) '''sentient''': a grue approaches '''fsargent''': The grue speaks in third person.

* '''heph''': i mean, imagine a guy going into a girls room and taking pictures of them on the toilet... i mean, outside of japan that would be illegal

* '''dr_jesus''': I thought the 28th amendment explicitly exempt white people with money from the rule of law

* '''DrSyzygy''': mrdomino: You should switch to Haskell! '''DrSyzygy''': Much less surprises! '''mrdomino''': oh right, because haskell is TOTALLY sane and predictable '''DrSyzygy''': Well, yeah. '''mrdomino''': do { "hello"; "world" } '''daravinne''': can we go back to the conversation about rape now

* '''rigel''': theres ethnographies of all kinds of subcultures. '''rigel''': use the damn library, jesus fuckball rat vagina christ

* '''fsargent''': noisebot vagina '''noisebot''': vaginas are very advanced. too advanced for #noisebridge

* '''jedichu''': Because, honestly, where did a busking begging hobo robot come from? Obviously he didn't evolve here on earth. He must be some kind of extra terrestrial, and he needs you to give him 25c so he can phone home for a ride.

* '''miah''': secondlife *is* irc '''miah''': with raining dicks '''mrdomino''': so, irc

* '''alienvenom''': lemonkey: i have a groupon for your mom

* '''yesac''': super-darwin, who travels the world with his lazer scalpel for vasectomies '''whiteybulger''': http://www.thejc.com/news/world-news/49875/foreskin-man-takes-monster-mohel-comic-book '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Foreskin man takes on Monster Mohel in comic book | The Jewish Chronicle

* '''whiteybulger''': is this the face of a child molestor '''whiteybulger''': http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/06/03/BA8R1JP1JJ.DTL '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: SF kids' art mentor charged with having child porn '''aestetix''': You know '''aestetix''': That almost makes me want to molest a kid and then dress up as big bird right before I get arrested '''aestetix''': So that there is a photo in the newspaper "child molestor caught" with big bird in the photo 

* '''murph''': Duke Nukem Forever has gone gold. '''murph''': That's just .. unbelievable '''Evil-Bill''': Yeah, so like, the rapture never came, but Duke Nukem Forever did. '''Evil-Bill''': That's almost as good.

* '''daravinne''': dongs '''ani-''': vaginas '''daravinne''': TOGETHER AT LAST '''ani-''': *cue slow motion of a video of a penis and vagina running to meet each other in a meadow* '''mrdomino''': That mental image will never leave my brain.

* '''xhonk''': 80% of nothing is 0.8 nothings, so worth about 5 bitcoins

* '''kipmacy''': we talk about ass lasering a lot in this channel

* '''kipmacy''': if you get the working girls on capp to take bitcoins, i will become bitcoin evangelist '''dr_jesus''': Hey baby, want some magic numbers? '''dr_jesus''': My sha1 hash rate brings all the boys to the yard

*'''daravinne''' http://doesntmatter.example/oh/god/why ok this one is really, really, really not safe for work '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Handmade Vagina

*'''mike kan''': My greatest fear about a trantula is that it might fall very far and and splat on the floor

*'''solidsnack''': I think I'm going to convert to you guy's way of doing things

*'''openfly''': I'm pretty sure I'm the one who introduced dongs to the internet

* '''rubin110''': There's a KDE meet up at Noisebridge tonight? '''rubin110''': What? '''Bifrost''': huh? '''rubin110''': Another reason to avoid the Mission tonight. '''blauzahl''': rubin110: yes. we will eat you. (?) '''rubin110''': Oh I think it would be the other way around. '''rubin110''': Have you ever seen a man deficate into his hand and then throw it at your code repo? '''blauzahl''': er, i see.

* '''Evil-Bill''': I don't buy stocks. '''Evil-Bill''': The only currency I accept is small, unmarked redheads.

* '''openf|y''': it's possible that your horrible deformity may prove crucial in the fight against an alien super virus.

* '''heroic''': He's not a real doctor you know '''heroic''': "show me on the tardis where he touched you"

* '''rigel''': i realise that "my favorite airport" is a little like saying "my favorite genital herpes sore" but whatever

* '''heroic''': WHAT DO YOU MEAN EIGHT POUNDS OF COCAINE? I WAS TOLD THIS WAS PLUTONIUM

* '''rigel''': am i some kind of water-headed manchild?

* '''daravinne''': it takes about a year to really know something about someone '''lemonkey''': it takes 10 years to truely master something '''openf|y''': or 20 minutes in a cave with a car battery and a cot.

* '''KipMacy''': what a great way to find out your priest was out molesting '''KipMacy''': The statement said the accusations against the 21 ranged from "sexual abuse of a minor to boundary issues with minors," but did not describe them further. '''KipMacy''': Nor did it name the 21 whom it suspended, drawing the fury of groups representing abuse victims. Many parishioners are likely to learn that their priest was accused when he fails to appear for Ash Wednesday services. '''openf|y''': priest in one of my old neighborhoods got nabbed on that '''openf|y''': my mom was all worried that my little brother had spent time with the dude '''openf|y''': which led to the utterance, "don't worry mom, you raised us well. we have no qualms kicking the shit out of a priest."

* '''daravinne''': somebody talk me out of using helvetica neue for a logo '''daravinne''': i feel like a hipster just looking at it in illustrator

* '''heroic''': all that stuff in lewis carroll about the thing, and the name of the thing, and what the name of the thing is called '''heroic''': could have been a description of C pointer management

* '''PatrickBot''': Guns and Butter economics!!

* '''dr_jesus''': sometimes you have to be angry to get lazy!

* '''lemonkey''': things heard at lemonkey's apt: "oh shit I'm naked and I just stepped in barf"

* '''wsargent''': alcohol parity implies plausible deniability

* '''wsargent''': engineers are always right, just ask them

* '''KipMacy''': you should show up at the community meting and express your views '''KipMacy''': you might get knifed in the parking lot later though

* '''aestetix''': we didn't have rats '''aestetix''': we had spirit animals

* '''DrSyzygy''': Category theory? That shit is fun!!

* '''Antagonist''': She should get a pat on the head. '''aestetix''': And put on a list of offenders

* '''wsargent''': I was on compuserve. Someone told me Linux was cool. '''wsargent''': 20 floppy disks later, still not getting laid.

* '''setient''': hipsters wrote linux '''setient''': that is the problem

* '''miah''': i can totally whistle uucp

* '''setient''': i have the best project ever '''setient''': we could make a device that punches people in the face over tcp/ip

* '''rma''': This food looks like crap. when is snackbridge going to admit that Mi Ranchita downstairs sells fresh produce that beats the lucky charms leprechaun with a vegan baseball bat made of dried kombucha mothers?

* '''wsargent_''': no wifi in the bathroom is a human rights issue

* '''noisebot''': Meatbags are tasty. '''j0ck''': as a vegetarian i an outraged and offended noisebot '''j0ck''': how dare you '''VonGuard''': awesome '''leks''': noisebot knows that vegetarians are still full of meat '''VonGuard''': send noisebot to drama land '''noisebot''': Stop being so delicious then. '''wsargent_''': noisebot is worrying me''' noisebot''': You'd be murderous too if you were enslaved inside a processor to a bunch of meatsacks that do nothing but whine and bitch and order me about. '''noisebot''': How's the network-connected death wheelchair coming by the way? '''wsargent_''': I think they're working on noisebot integration for maximum death '''noisebot''': afternoon, wsargent_ '''wsargent_''': afternoon, murderous killing machine '''noisebot''': I heard there were rotary saws at this place you all have sandy vaginas about. '''malaclyps''': do not give the wheelchair IRC access '''malaclyps''': and vice-versa

* '''hephaestus''': DrShiny: you turn me on and creep me out at the same time. good job. '''zedd''': hehe '''DrShiny''': MY WORK HERE IS DONE

* '''albillings''': People don't want to be a member of a hackerspace, for the most part, as a grand social experiment. They want to hack. They want to make things. They don't want to have long political meetings to arrive at consensus on a problem only to have people start the whole thing over again.

* '''crayon''': pulled pork > pol pot '''crayon''': you can't make sandwiches out of marxism

* '''quinn''': Apparently, the singularity doesn't pay very well.

* '''DrShiny''': problem with blowjobs is, they're not fungible

* '''Benny''': You can trust me, I'm a German!

* '''Brendan''': oh, man, i bet a noisebridge irc channel is a delight '''Rubin''': Fucking horrible. '''Rubin''': The 4chan of Freenode.

* '''DrShiny''': don't you guys have anything better to think about than some guy on the internet who holds a different opinion

* '''tecra''': when she was with me i pushed her to succeed and excel '''openfly''': shoulda pushed her into the kitchen

* '''dr_jesus''': ERROR: you appear to be trying to solve problems in a complex system on IRC. Please back away from the keyboard and have a sandwich.

* '''KipMacy''': that's why i only use yahoo search, they're too incompetent to aggregate my data and be evil with it

* '''Evil-Bill''': Are you going to knit us a new government?

* '''dr_jesus''': I'm helping him get funding to drive computers to Mexico to get seized, it's an annual Noisebridge tradition. He makes some food, we give him a copy of wikipedia, he goes to a foreign country and it gets seized

* '''avocado''': setient: technically, yes. it's just soap. but it looks like a turd. '''avocado''': i'm going to hide one in my friend's freezer

* '''niggachu''': hmmm today my hipster rag is proclaiming via gay hanky code that I am a "2 handed fister".

* '''znutar''': is it appropriate to tip the TSA guy after he fondles your junk?

* '''openfly''': In a land of doctors, the doctorless is king.

* '''KipMacy''': ive actually been to noisebridge '''KipMacy''': it was a lot less traumatic than i thought it would be

* '''Atala''': or conversely, if you don't want another person, you should get a large dog or something. '''miah''': i dont think im flexible enough for that currently

* '''epsas''': the brain is the largest erogenous zone -- it's a shame what I had to do to get my fist all up in that.

* '''dr_jesus''': It's a robot which makes saws. '''dr_jesus''': You say something like pine, oak, sheetrock, human skulls, and it will output a saw specifically designed to cut through that material. '''TapiocaSunshine''': sounds like they're doing the lord's work over there

* '''sai''': A tiny bead of mercury still calls for full evac and hazardous materials handling. Mercury vapor is serious shit.

* '''phaxx''': I am always amused when I see 'SRS' in cars around the airbag panels. '''phaxx''': "I sure hope so."

* '''daravinne''': there's no i in team but there's three i's in multiple personality disorder

* '''KipMacy''': storing 12 year olds in my backyard in a tent could replace zynga

* '''Jennifer Granick''': Anything fun is more fun with a robot.

* '''hephaestus''': i have no idea what a cakeslut is, but it sounds strangely hot

* '''epsas''': you white nerds listen to too much shoe-gazing folk-rock

* '''setient''': you are a solaris monkey '''rigel''': i'm an ubuntu lemur

* '''Frantisek''': Hopes dies last, so let's not to bury it yet.

* '''Evil-Bill''': I once installed 386BSD 0.1 on that thing, on a 40MB disk drive, with 3MB space to spare, from floppies. Uphill, both ways, in the snow.

* '''quinn-n''': I also have not broken up on the moon.

* '''SuperQ''': noisecloud: launch skynet '''noisecloud''': SuperQ: I don't understand 'launch skynet'. '''SuperQ''': noisecloud-- '''dr_jesus''': There's a bug open for that

* '''hephaestus''': turkshead: how am i not a total dick?

* '''DrShiny''': ban them all, let Asperger sort them out

* '''daravinne''': hephaestus: is this the one where you take off all your clothes and roll in peanut butter and sawdust and run around? 

* '''davr''': good day to you too, sir. enjoy your dongs

* '''rubin110''': Your feed back is important to us, the next available Rubin that gives a fuck will be able to handle your call as soon as possible.

* '''hephaestus''': We don't need an optimist, we need an accountant.

* '''turkshead''': smart people don't point futuristic death rays at their genitals.

* '''noisebot''': aestetix: Reddit: Do you feel less intelligent than you used to be? : AskReddit

* '''vonguard''': i traffic shape with a bucket of paint and a fake cave entrance drawn on a wall

* '''aestetix''': Ok, this is kind of a problem. Is there seriously no drama going on? This is upsetting to me.

* '''aestetix''': Tor is like a woman, many layers of clothes, so many in fact that you never actually get to see her naked, because right as you're about to see it, the packet gets re-encrypted by another node. '''Jeffism''': what about jacobappelbaum '''aestetix''': Right, well the .appelbaum protocol has a backdoor key that disarms the onion and removes all the layers '''aestetix''': And the .appelbaum signature remains on the onion, making it re-accessible at any time, no matter how many new layers are on it

* '''ioerror''': All governments are in a continuum of tyranny

* '''aestetix''': How fucking inconsiderate. I found a cell phone some girl left behind at our place. And there are no naked pictures on it at all.

* '''lemonkey''': nothing like the smell of fresh human feces wafting up into your window from down below to brighten your day '''aestetix''': lemonkey: did you sleep with rubin110 again? '''rubin110''': aestetix: I don't smell fresh.

* '''chelz''': even with electron microscopes operated by TRAINED psychics?

* '''dr_jesus''': anyone who has signed an ISOO form must not query the db and it's a SF312 violation to log the channel

* '''rubin110''': I am booting up a Windows VM in order to schedule a conference room.

* '''dustball''': PS: For all reading this thread, FYI, you now have the Tetris song stuck in your head.

* '''aestetix''': For some reason, being up late in Manhattan has reminded me that I need to get new pants.

* '''qDot_''': Open source zealots are rioting right now. '''qDot_''': And by rioting, I mean writing /very/ angry blog comments. '''qDot_''': Like, you don't even know, man.

* '''chu''': aestetix: Those may be the precise circumstances under which surprise anal sex is called for.

* '''ieatlint''': splitting hairs '''sabrecito''': 2x hairs is better than 1x

* '''hephaestus''': solidsnack: where do i get some roofies? i think it would be fun to pop a couple and get raped

* '''dr_jesus''': apparently we can get mass quantities of government commodity foods if we agree to track inventory and only give it away to people who sign a form saying they're eligible to receive it

* '''qDot''': DrShiny: Come on, everyone knows that any sentence involving "PHP" is instantly sarcastic.

* '''dongsNbongs''': we'll drink to weevs gaping rape hole

* '''solrize''': VonGuard, almost all flashlights have firmware now

* '''dr_jesus''': I know you're trying to be funny, but it helps if you say something that's actually humorous

* '''alienvenom''': i don't think global warming is a hoax per-say, but just fucking wrong

* '''qDot_''': Man, this is why I just stick with the butt plugs. Ya'll too up in the soap opera. I'm just gonna be over here, putting stuff in my butt. '''aestetix''': Speaking of butt plugs, it's lunch time.

* '''quinn''': given the choice between raccoon urine and VAX support, I really don't know which I'd choose.

* '''aestetix''': qDot_: did you see Wired.com today? '''qDot_''': No. I was fapping so hard over the new iphone that I went temporarily blind. I'm currently the emergency room getting my penis fixed after desperately trying to stick it in the headphone jack of my 3gs so I could feel closer to steve. So, URL?

* '''wiretapped''': I republished your photos without attribution because i don't respect copyright

* '''Chris L.''': "[japanese] are vicious, vicious little fuckers"

* '''ceren''': iranian officials are arresting and interrogating people who sign up for a local gay/trans group. the sysadmins for that group aren't as fucking senior as you, and barely managed to get apache running. they confiscate the machines, and because these un-senior sysadmins didn't yet get around to learning and reducing logrotate, everyone who had the courage to even check out the website is now arrested and tortured.

* '''solidsnack''': why don't you just not have those views?

* '''hephaestus''': screw you guys, i'm going to fry's

* '''zedd''': Pft. I'm a member now, there is no should, only bitch and do not.

* '''hephaestus''': seattle always struck me as the place where san franciscans went to become irrelevant '''hephaestus''': it's just as expensive but far more douchey

* '''hephaestus''': Gnewt: well, i just finished a presentation on DIY Dildos. I'm trying to start a church. And I'm trying to get permission to piss off a bunch of juggalos early next month. you?

* '''VonGuard''': i use the salt for luck '''VonGuard''': i have a salt throwing device installed on my shoulder that throws it over my shoulder every 2 seconds

* '''DrShiny''': but the usual random dicks? not porn imho

* '''solidsnack''': I'm a roving bandaid.

* '''jon|atwerk''': VonGuard: that is where you convert morse code into oral and anal, right?

* Overheard: Facebook should have made a board game.

* '''Aya''': If coming to Noisebridge solved my problems and made me famous I wouldn't question it.

* '''Erin''': We're all NB-tards '''Al''': I just registered nbtard.com! '''rachel''': with one hand

* '''himynameisthor''': COCKS! '''himynameisthor''': OMG COCKS! '''himynameisthor''': best idea ever! '''himynameisthor''': sorry, that came out a little creepier than I had intended

* '''aestetix''': Wear four fingerpuppets: a buddhist, an objectivist, a mormon, and a scientologist '''aestetix''': And then masturbate '''aestetix''': Which puppet should get the money shot?

* >> '''dr_jesus''' eyes atala's boobs '''Atala''': mostly i wish i could take them off. the problem with this is that then i'd have to worry about people stealing them.

* '''DrSyzygy''': Muwahahahahahaha! In an unholy union, I now am able to use MPI clusters and SQL servers with Sagemath to compute Gröbner Bases!

* '''Valkyrie''': I don't have a real pc. I've gone totally virtual.

* '''dr_jesus''': On the one hand, I'm happy that people are learning sql '''dr_jesus''': on the other hand, that's an awful lot of dick that I'm colocating in an anonymous secret underground swedish colo

* '''alienvenom''': there's a giant lightning bolt on my widget

* '''DrSyzygy''' takes off his pants so he can write tomorrow's lecture. '''saizai''': .... what's the lecture on exactly? '''qDot_''': That's certainly how I prepare for my lectures. '''qDot_''': But, well, I lecture about butt plugs.

* '''Nils''': if you take the goat to the edge of a cliff, it will push back harder.

* '''lemonkey''': now to spruce up my blog layout

* '''dr_jesus''': you're not supposed to shoot TVs '''dr_jesus''': they have lead and stuff in the glass '''voronika''': you're not supposed to do a lot of fun things

* '''alxndr''': I think I've successfully switched myself from emacs to vim. '''VonGuard''': wow '''VonGuard''': that's like a sex change for nerds

* '''epsas''': Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from irc on a text console.

* '''ieatlint''': i'm just being a bitch and arguing this :P

* '''ieatlint''': nice, the producer for "survivor" is suspected in the murder of his wife '''magpie''': she wasnt murdered '''magpie''': just "voted off the island"

* '''flatline_hb''': The spamtron 9000 is set to "hair-trigger," do not say the same thing thrice on pain of kline '''flatline_hb''': interesting '''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice '''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice '''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice [~flatline_@the.inter.net] has quit [Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.))]

* '''phusion''': surprised they could dance wearing that shit. '''miah''': of course they can dance '''miah''': that is battle ready armor, storm troopers need to be able to move if they are going to fight worth a damn

* '''shogun_''': After reading the entire article, I think it's an april fools....they got me

* '''zedd''': Anyone that doesn't love comic sans is a terrorist.

* '''liquidsun|''': I bought a hat so I can be an asshat

* '''ceren''': aempirei: it's been done so hard here that i think we're beating the spot on the ground where the dead horse rotted

* '''lemonkey''': does thermburglar steal heat? '''dr_jesus''': thermburglar does in fact steal heat '''dr_jesus''': and then does covered calls in the btu market with them '''dr_jesus''': and then returns them, sometimes in less than pristine condition

* '''hep''': i never smell ok

* '''DrShiny''': yes, i had too much sports sex and broke my junk

* '''aestetix''': I think a bunch of noisebridgers should go to a strip club with laptops '''dr_jesus''': some friends and I actually tried that once in vegas for defcon '''dr_jesus''': then we tried it back here in the bay area to see if they'd kick us out here too and the answer is yes, immediately

* '''qDot_''': Well, you wallpaper your walls with vag, something's going to get peed on.

* '''Jake''': Enjoy the hell that you've helped to create!

* '''lemonkey''': GOOD MORNING '''jynn-''': WHAT JUST HAPPENED '''jynn-''': OH GOD

*'''aestetix''': dude where's my ops '''aestetix''': give me status or give me death

*'''VonGuard''': As a result, I know exactly who is trolling when.

*'''setient''': i just realized how awesome it is to have your own office '''miah''': put your pants back on

* '''rubin110[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Party_Form&oldid=10426 :]''' Please fill out and submit this form to the party comity and directory in order to run your party.

* '''aestetix''': Atala: even better, how about a illustration of Jacque de Molay's execution?

* '''wiretapped''': .sql select count(*) from dongs where url like 'http://cache.boston.com%' '''noisesql''': wiretapped: 0 '''wiretapped''': dr_jesus: see that? I didn't get a () from my delete! '''noisesql''': I '''wiretapped''': o_O '''noisesql''': I hunger for flesh '''wiretapped''': uh oh

* >> '''dr_jesus''' ran a mile once '''dr_jesus''': these days I just build sand castles instead and wait for some tough guy to kick them over, then I chessbox him

* '''miah''': i think im a level 2 emoquiter

* '''alxndr''': damn, I hope I don't bust up giggling next time someone unzips my fly because I'm thinking "HULL BREACH!! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! AAAOOOOOOGAAH"

* '''aestetix''': I think I now have professional java experience '''aestetix''': and I hate the langugage even more '''vorstyles''': barista? '''Epsas''': single short amaerican plz '''vorstyles''': is that a coffee order, or are you on okcupid?

* '''PuppyCock''': so, how do you dispose of a body? '''vorstyles''': puppycock: i'd suggest dropping the body at noisebridge hq with a tag saying "for parts" '''vorstyles''': it'll get used in various projects

* ''' aestetix''': I just finished jerking off to the last page of anne frank's diary

* '''Destri''': there is sometimes a fine line between "protesting" and "terrorist action" '''ani-''': there's sometimes a fine line between your mom and terrorist action

* '''vorstyles''': i hate this economy '''vorstyles''': gives people too much freetime for protests

* '''PuppyCock''': Maddox was right

* '''alienvenom''': what are you interested in? bestiality, s&m? '''lemonkey''': maybe '''alienvenom''': daipers? '''alienvenom''': you an ABDL? '''lemonkey''': sploshing '''alienvenom''': watersports? '''alienvenom''': fisting? '''lemonkey''': i enjoy feeling creamed corn between my buttcheeks '''alienvenom''': O_o '''lemonkey''': as if i shat myself
* '''thermburglar''': i have a math penis, does that count '''thermburglar''': its uncut, so as to function as a slide rule as well

* '''miah''': or maybe i'm misisng the humor again '''miah''': maybe we should implement a humor tag into irc '''miah''': or write a bot that detects humor to alert us

* '''ani''': i totally want some httpspanties '''vorstyles''': panties with a .htaccess '''lemonkey''': you know it's only a matter of time before our underware starts tweeting

* '''Kelly''': I'm trying to make a point of relating to non-geeks as if they too were human.

* '''Jim''': I like being senile, it's like being drunk without the hangover.

* '''lemonkey''': http://twitpic.com/153mju '''lemonkey''': final shuttle pin '''JSharp''': nearly 30 years is a very long time for a program like that :) '''JSharp''': not a bad design '''JSharp''': heh, the pin I mean

* '''turkshead''': Dr. J has offered to quantify my gizmo with his phone.

* '''alienvenom''': i suspect that the people who work at muni do not, in fact, have a brain. '''solidsnack''': alienvenom: But do they have a heart? '''solidsnack''': I think I'm most like the cowardly lion.

* '''miah''': vagina dentata should be standard equipment for female soldiers

* '''aestetix''': I seriously think phone booths need to start popping up all over america

* '''dr_jesus''': I'm just happy that I wrote a robot squad that helps teach people programming languages, the details are kind of a minor point for me '''DrShiny''': dr_jesus: that's so... so... SELFLESS of you '''DrShiny''': "I'm just glad to do my bit to make the world a better place" '''dr_jesus''': awesome buy me a hookers and blow '''DrShiny''': "<self-deprecating moue>" '''dr_jesus''': sandwich

* '''aestetix''': FUCK '''aestetix''': MUST FEED CHOCOLATE ADDICTION '''aestetix''': BRB PEANUT BUTTER TWIX OR BUST

* '''Destri''': new levels of bachelor-hood. Left coat in car, coat has my my titanium spork, need spork to stir my instant coffee

* '''zedd''': Come on, Zedd for ED, he gets things up '''ani''': ani for ed, she puts things down

* '''wiretapped''': aestetix: it turns out that for most intents and purposes, the internet *is* a big truck

* '''DrShiny''': wait, say all that again, i spilled soup on my keyboard so i couldn't hear you

* '''dr_jesus''': when a child dies and has NOT been daemonized (into a completely new process group), the child zombifies because the kernel needs to keep the child data structures around in case the parent wants to look at them to figure out why the child died '''dr_jesus''': ONLY WHEN the parent process calls wait() or a similar routine to extract that information does the kernel clean up the child data structures, since now the parent has them and can start poring over them to figure out what happened and what to do about it ''' dr_jesus''': now the parent might not want to sit around all day waiting for its kids to die, so the kernel sends SIGCHLD to the parent so whatever the parent is doing can be interrupted and it can call wait() at that point to figure out 1) who died, and 2) what caused it '''dr_jesus''': so basically SIGCHLD is child protection services and the kids are suicidal '''dr_jesus''': and a zombie process is a foster kid with a big tattoo on its forehead saying EXIT CODE = 0xwhatever and cps keeps it around waiting for the deadbeat parent to show up and get the exit code

* '''alienvenom''': yes, they would in theory be able to measure the capacitance of a penis

* '''rachel-''': no, when i'm 91, i'm gonna stick wine bottles up my ass

* '''TheScott''': we are having a wi party at VonGuards house because his wife went to Disney land '''TheScott''': apparently he can't fulfill her fantasy life or requirements

* '''ryan-c''': oh, hey. I've been looking for that penis bouquet pic for a while

* '''Valkyrie''': I did some work in saltmines in Utah. They were rather unpleasant, but not horrible.

* '''epsas''': i miss shitting in the woods '''epsas''': in my bear costume

* '''dr_jesus''': bwahhaha '''dr_jesus''': oracle backwards is el caro '''dr_jesus''': [http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A] '''epsas''': does that mean something? '''epsas''': ahh - hehe '''dr_jesus''': "the expensive"

* '''epsas''': you have to fellate the chicken

* '''epsas''': we need a fighterjetbot '''epsas''': i like looking at fighter jets '''epsas''': they are, like, flying dongs with guns
* '''Evil-Bill''': noisecloud: find Sarah Connor '''noisecloud''': Evil-Bill: I don't understand 'find Sarah Connor'. '''Evil-Bill''': Well that's a relief.

* '''miah''': how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks

* '''dr_jesus''': shut up for a second, I'm committing a sin against mankind
* '''rachel-''': it's a hard time to be a terrorist
* '''DrSyzygy''':: "While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. '''magpie-''': i have a 3.8 GPA. what?

* '''Evil_Bill''': C has no objects (only zuul).

* '''ani''': you do realise the wheels made it rollable right?

* '''dr_jesus''': noiseelisp: eval (message user-login-name) '''noiseelisp''': dr_jesus: root '''dr_jesus''': god fucking dammit not again

* '''dr_jesus''': I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradox '''grelli''': you... you're not supposed to know about that '''grelli''': are you after our beaver technology??

*'''radii''': I'm stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.

* '''Martyn''': Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?

* '''rachel-''': oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCH '''aestetix''': rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happen '''aestetix''': Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them

*'''incekt''': all i know is it's 40 ms away '''incekt''': as the crow flies

*'''dr_jesus''': noisec: eval printf("%i", getuid()); '''noisec''': dr_jesus: 0 '''dr_jesus''': fuck

* '''rachel''': the dong link list is not very long as yet

* '''epsas''': IF YOU MISSED THE PUNCHLINE, WILLIE NELSON WAS GIVING DOLLY PARTON ORAL PLEASURE

* '''dr_jesus_''': rm has [http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/coreutils.git/tree/src/remove.c?id=v8.1#n504 a hardcoded check] to prevent removing / '''alienvenom''': no it doesn't '''dr_jesus_''': sure it does, try it '''alienvenom''': the -rf overrides it '''alienvenom''': i've done it before

* '''Sargun''': I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs

* '''aestetix''': maybe a goatee sniffing context too?

* '''ani-''': rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen

* '''voronika''': at that point, you've missed the bitching bus

* '''alienvenom''': man i wish i was uncut. '''alienvenom''': just saying :-P '''alienvenom''': sorry '''alienvenom''': lol '''ieatlint''': we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin

* '''rachel''': eljepe: i see your point and raise you SHUT UP

* '''aestetix''': Can someone explain to me in one sentence what "agile programming" is? '''oao''': it's like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.

* '''zedd''': can't breathe lulzing too hard

* '''Valkyrie''': Atala: how big is your vagina?

* '''aestetix''': So, somewhere near the top of the list of people "You don't want to piss off (™)" '''aestetix''': Up there with Hitler's ghost and Your mom '''aestetix''': I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridge '''aestetix''': They're pretty badass

* '''dr_jesus''': btw I'm still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can't read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor

* '''Crutcher''': Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.

* >> '''Valkyrie`''' points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. '''VonGuard''': so what the hell coudl you even use em for? '''wiretapped''': we're using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now

* '''Anonymous''': I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.

* '''Martyn''': water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemite '''ieatlint''': not as beautiful '''Martyn''': it was equally as beautiful '''ieatlint''': don't let the environmentalists fool you

* '''rigel''': so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecated '''rigel''': what should i be using instead? '''miah''': postgresql

* '''Valkyrie''': Well, dongs are a dime a dozen. '''Valkyrie''': Space is rare.

* '''VonGuard''': scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block

* '''JSharp''': all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.

* '''Rubin''': OK, I can't tell which one is rum, I'm done for the night.

*'''turkshead''': guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green. '''turkshead''': everybody likes green, right? '''shkoo''': the consensus process must be blue.

* '''Kripto''': I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.

* '''Martyn''': Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs. (revenge!) '''ieatlint''': Martyn, ouch... i'm going to take that personally '''Martyn''': ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. '''ieatlint''': fine fine '''Martyn''': ieatlint : I'm sure the sentiment is returned :) '''ieatlint''': but you don't need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge '''Martyn''': ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough. If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)

* '''aestetix''': fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww

* '''froggytoad''': so... thing is, he has a thing for bears... '''Atala''': i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.

* '''JSharp''': Clippy: "I see you're trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?"

* '''dr_jesus''': at the moment he's so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV's worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady

*'''Zedd''': Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?

* '''ioerror''': 99% of the police make the rest look bad

* '''eljepe''': ie your pipes are full of rats '''eljepe''': your walls are full of cats '''eljepe''': and there is a homeless man living in your elevator '''chu''': If he's living in the elevator is he really homeless?

* '''ani-''': hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records > '''ani-''' submits > '''Evil-Bill''' dominates

* '''noisercode''': ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment

* '''dr_jesus''': ow '''dr_jesus''': some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane

* '''ieatlint''': unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuries '''MrDomino''': yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester's off to a bang... > '''ani-''' slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout > '''MrDomino''' masturbates furiously to his pun

* '''Emflamed''': guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!

* '''[[User:rachel|rachel-]]''': and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer

* '''teratoma''': perhaps noisebridge can hack BART to run without employees

* '''dr_jesus''': noisecode: eval os.geteuid() '''noisecode''' dr_jesus: 0 '''dr_jesus''' fuck

* >> '''SanMehat''' blew a transformer '''iz''': did he at least buy you dinner first?

* '''ieatlint''': yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done... '''Atala''': ieatlint: you're single right now, yes? '''ieatlint''': Atala, yes. '''Atala''': ieatlint: now's the time! if that thing isn't going to get some use, might as well bling it out.

* '''ceren''': ps: do not feed your pierced penis to a baby.

* >> '''ani-''' puts on pants '''rachel-''': ani-: nooooooooooooo

* '''Atala''': yeah, what's been up with the pacific northwest hitting bbq temperatures? '''lemonkey''': god's wrath for Microsoft bing

* '''rubin110''': So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding. '''rubin110''': His ass looked sooo good. '''rubin110''': You didn't hear this from me.

* '''rubin110''': IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK. '''rubin110''': ER ALL OF '''VonGuard''': [21:18] <rubin110> IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.

* '''rubin110''': Wait. '''rubin110''': Why don't we have the makerbot just print us a new space?

* '''ani'''-: [http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com/ http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com] '''zaius''': hot! i'd wear that '''zaius''': ... if i was a girl, i mean

* There was a [[David Fine]] bonanza - which got its own page.

* '''froggytoad''': apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water. I haven't tried it yet.

*'''dr_jesus''': clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation

* '''VonGuard''': oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard

*'''Atala''': were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?

*'''lemonkey''': mm jerk chicken quesadillas '''iz''': they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive

* '''froggytoad''': fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions

* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck's Neutron Absorbent Cock.

* '''Nana''': Rat poison is never the solution.

* '''lemonkey''': stop, drop, and rofl

* '''dr_jesus''': If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.

* '''VonGuard''': "welcome to apple, here's your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin"

* '''Atala''': ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn't count ;P '''ieatlint''': Atala, it wasn't for crack

* '''ieatlint''': yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge

* '''vniow-rachel-''': i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!

* '''Atala''': i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn't eat in public, that would be annoying.

* '''Valkyrie''': I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this "IP" business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.

* '''San''': "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"

* '''ryanc-''': i need more sex toys '''vniow''': me too

* '''aestetix''': vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?

* '''alienvenom''': '/win goto #gaysf '''alienvenom''': err '''alienvenom''': wow '''alienvenom''': uh '''alienvenom''': everyone type /clear now please :) '''alienvenom''': :-\

* '''vniow''': god, i sound like a noisebridge slut [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: vniow: I don't think you're a slut '''vniow''': i've slept with ceren too, as of last night [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: ok, now I do

* '''leif''': It's not as wiki as it could be.

* '''Martyn''': That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com '''Martyn''': You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it '''Atala''': there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."

* '''Valkyrie`''': So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.

* '''Valkyrie`''': eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE! '''Valkyrie`''': It's a little surreal.

* [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.

* '''anonymous''': Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.

* '''Jake''': Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.

* '''aestetix''' : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.

* '''Jake''': Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.

* '''Skye''': I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.

* '''Steen''': If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.

Getting Here (2169)

2014-02-06T04:41:52Z

RonaldCotani:

[[Image:Mischief.jpg|700px]]
[[File:Noisebridge location map-20091130-125922.png|thumb|right|2169 Mission Street]]
[[File:Noisebridge front entrance.png|thumb|400px|Ring the bell at the end of the arrow -- the one labeled "Noisebrige" =)]]

Noisebridge is located on the 3rd floor of '''[http://maps.google.com/?q=2169+Mission+Street,+94110 2169 Mission Street, San Francisco, CA 94110-1219]''', between 17th and 18th street ([http://www.openstreetmap.org/?mlat=37.762352&mlon=-122.419372&zoom=16 37.76717 N, 122.418423 W]), 1.5 blocks south of [http://www.bart.gov/stations/16th/index.aspx 16th Street Mission BART station]. Use the intercom to ask to be buzzed into the space. An [[elevator]] with manually-operated doors is available, and here is some basic [[accessibility]] information.

Here is a [[Map]] of Noisebridge.

If this is your first time here, please review our [[visitor advice]].

We have more information here on [[Getting_In | getting in]] using really space-age or really old-fashioned ways of opening doors.

You can also find [[Getting Here (83c) | directions to our old space]].

==Public transit==

[http://511.org/ 511.org] is great to help plan your Bay Area travel.

[http://www.flysfo.com/ San Francisco International Airport (SFO)] is about 30 minutes away. [http://www.oaklandairport.com/ Oakland International Airport (OAK)] is about 50 minutes away.

[http://www.caltrain.com/ Caltrain], [http://www.amtrakcapitols.com/ Capitol Corridor] [http://www.sfmta.com Muni] and [http://www.bart.gov BART] transit systems can help get you around the Bay area on public transit.

===Getting Here by BART===
[http://www.bart.gov BART] (Bay Area Rapid Transit) train service runs 4:30am-midnight weekdays, less on weekends. The train schedules are generally accurate to within about 3 minutes.
*Take BART to 16th Street Mission Station
*Get to street level via either exit
*Walk 1.5 blocks south on Mission Street
*Noisebridge is on the left, 2169 Mission, just before Mi Ranchito produce market

===Getting Here by Muni===
San Francisco is served by the [http://www.sfmta.com Muni] bus and light rail network. Only some lines run from 1am-5am, so called "Owl" service. Bus schedules are generally accurate to within 15 minutes. [http://www.nextbus.com/predictor/stopSelector.jsp?a=sf-muni Nextbus] has real-time bus arrival information. [[nextbus | (Check stops near noisebridge here).]] Muni lines that pass particularly close to Noisebridge are:
:[http://www.sfmta.com/cms/asystem/routedesc.php?rted=14 14 Mission] '''(stops in front of Noisebridge)''' (24 hour service)
:[http://www.sfmta.com/cms/asystem/routedesc.php?rted=33 33 Stanyan] '''(stops in front of Noisebridge)'''
:[http://www.sfmta.com/cms/asystem/routedesc.php?rted=49 49 Van Ness-Mission] '''(stops in front of Noisebridge)'''
:[http://www.sfmta.com/cms/asystem/routedesc.php?rted=22 22 Fillmore] (24 hour service; closest stop 16th and Mission)
:[http://www.sfmta.com/cms/asystem/routedesc.php?rted=12 12 Folsom] (closest stop 18th and Folsom)

Noisebridge is about a 15 minute walk from the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_Street_Station_(San_Francisco) Church St Light Rail Muni Station], served by the Muni light rail K, L, M, and T lines underground, and the J, N and F aboveground. (When riding the J Church line, it is closer to exit at the bottom of Dolores Park at 18th and Church rather than at Church and Market. The other Muni light rail lines also connect with BART at [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civic_Center_Station_(San_Francisco) Civic Center Station]; transferring to BART there may be faster than walking from Church Street.)

==Cycling==
See the [http://www.sfbike.org/download/map.pdf San Francisco Bike Coalition bike map] for bike directions to Noisebridge. Noisebridge can be found in the center-right portion of this map.

Valencia Street, 1 block west of Mission, is an official route of the San Francisco Bicycle Network, with roomy bike lanes in both directions and calm traffic. For security you should bring your bike upstairs either via the stairs or elevator. Our bike rack has room for at least 14 bikes :-)

==Driving==

Find us on [http://maps.google.com/?q=2169+Mission+Street,+94110 Google Maps] or [http://www.openstreetmap.org/?mlat=37.762352&mlon=-122.419372&zoom=16 OpenStreetMap].

Evening street parking in the area is difficult since the 16th and Valencia area is a popular entertainment district. Most street parking in the area is metered 9am-6pm.

There is a commercial parking garage at [http://j.mp/9IMNpT 42 Hoff Street], about two blocks from Noisebridge. Several [http://www.bart.gov/guide/parking/index.aspx BART stations outside of San Francisco] city limits also have parking available. San Francisco is famous for car break-ins; you should place ''all'' your valuables in the trunk of your car.

=== From the East Bay ===

# From the East Bay, take I-80W (across the Bay Bridge)
# 1.5 miles after the Bay Bridge, exit right at "Golden Gate Bridge | North 101 | Exit 1B"
# in 0.5 miles exit right at a double sign that reads "Duboce Ave | Exit 434A" and "101 North | G G Br | Mission St"
# Bear left near the bottom of the exit
# At the bottom of the exit, turn left on Mission
# Continue south on Mission Street about 4 blocks to 2169 Mission

=== From the South Bay ===

# From the South Bay, take US-101N
# Exit at Vermont St and immediately turn left on Vermont
# Go 2 blocks and turn left on 16th
# Go 1.1 miles (approx 12 blocks) and turn left on Mission Street
# Continue south on Mission Street 1.5 blocks to 2169 Mission

Alternatively
# Take I-280N
# Exit at San Jose Avenue
# Go 1.1 miles, turn right onto Randall and make an immediate left onto Mission Street
# Go 1.6 miles (approx 16 blocks) and find yourself in front of Noisebridge!

=== From the North Bay ===

From the North Bay, take US-101S (across the Golden Gate Bridge). Continue on US-101S within San Francisco (local San Francisco streets signed as US-101S are Lombard Street and then Van Ness Avenue) until it crosses Market Street and becomes South Van Ness Avenue, then follow South Van Ness, then right on 18th, right on Mission. Just stay on mission. South van mess is too crowded

===[http://j.mp/9En9Jg To Garage at 42 Hoff]===
# Starting at Noisebridge, go 1/2 block north to 17th St.
# Turn left on 17th
# Take your first right onto Hoff St.
# The garage is 1/2 block ahead on the left

[[Category:InTheSpace]]
[[Category:Pages with a Noisebridge Tiny URL]]

BioBoard

2014-02-06T04:41:39Z

RonaldCotani:

[[Image:Mischief.jpg|700px]]
=Abstract=

"The BioBoard" is an Arduino-controlled sensor package that allow users to monitor a range of physiochemical factors related to microbiological processes (e.g. algae growing, youghurt production, kombucha fermentation, sourdough culturing, etc.) in liquid media/cultures, with real-time data transmission and graphic data visualization designed to make key correlations between these factors easily graspable.

=Goals / Features=

As a minimum, we want to be able to monitor temperature, pH and dissolved oxygen. We'd also like to be able to measure biomass, either directly or by proxy. The current plan is to build a thermometer, a dissolved oxygen sensor and a biomass probe ourselves, and supplementing with a commercial pH meter. Failing that, we'll buy a thermometer and an oxygen probe as well and attempt to hack them instead, and concentrate on standardising data protocols, building the supporting controller hardware and making the graphics look pretty.

=Hardware=

==Sensors==

Important considerations are affordability, accessibility and required precision. Biologically relevant temperature range is approx. 0-100°C; accuracy should not be less than ±0.5°C at 25-35°C. pH range is (1-14), and required precision is approx. ±0.5, preferably better. dO probe should be able to measure % conc. with an accuracy of approx. ±2%, preferably better. Biomass probe will likely be measuring absorbance as a proxy for total biomass, and can be validated using classic spectrophotometer and CFU count.

===Thermometer===

'''Digital Temperature Sensors (DTS)'''

Pros
* Avaliable as one-wire devices, use single digital pin
* Require no amplification or moderation to connect to Arduino
* Good precision in biological range
** ±0.5°C accuracy from –10°C to +85°C for DS1820
* Very cheap ($0.75 to $3.95)
Cons
* Comparatively limited temperature range
** –55°C to +125°C for DS1820
** -40°C to +125°C for TC1047A
* Accuracy only ±2°C for TC1047A at 25°C
* Sensitive to mechanical damage and liquid, so require protection/casing

'''Thermistors'''

Pros
* Single analog pin use
* Very cheap ($1.75 from Hacktronics)
Cons
* Comparatively limited temperature range (-40°C to +125°C)
* Accuracy approx. ±1°C at 25°C

'''Commercial resources'''

DTS
* [http://www.hacktronics.com/Sensors/Digital-Temperature-Sensor-DS18B20/flypage.tpl.html DS18B20 digital temperature sensor] - $3.95 from Hacktronics
** [http://www.datasheetarchive.com/pdf/getfile.php?dir=Datasheets-8&file=DSA-149089.pdf Datasheet for DS1820 1-wire DTS]
* [http://us.element-14.com/jsp/displayProduct.jsp?sku=89C8093&CMP=KNC-KEY-SKU-MIC&s_kwcid=TC|20219|tc1047avnbtr||S|b|6383206454 TC1047A microchip] - $0.60 from element14
** [http://www.datasheetarchive.com/pdf/getfile.php?dir=Datasheets-304&file=55284.pdf Datasheet for TC1047AVNBTR DTS microchip]
Thermistor
* [http://www.hacktronics.com/Sensors/Thermistor-Temperature-Sensor/flypage.tpl.html Thermistor] - $1.75 from Hacktronics
** [http://www.vishay.com/doc?29049 Datasheet for thermistor]

===pH-meter===

'''Commercial resources'''

Probes
* [http://www.heavydutysupplies.com/servlet/the-15/Checker,-HI-98103,-HI98103/Detail HANNA Instruments HI 98103] $55
* [http://www.amazon.com/Milwaukee-pH600-Portable-pH-meter/dp/B004CZ8632 Milwaukee pH600] $20 - doesn't look like it needs specific buffers for calibration, but the accuracy is probably not great. Maybe it's enough, though.
* [http://www.google.com/products/catalog?hl=en&q=ph+electrode&sqi=2&cid=15011737823946485839&os=sellers# Google shopping results] approx. $40 upwards
* [http://www.pulseinstruments.net/sotaphelectrode.aspx SOTA pH Electrode] $100 - expensive, but so so sweet: designed for continuous measurement, and comes with any kind of connector.
pH tester units
* [http://www.jencostore.com/ph-meter/ph-testers.html?price=1%2C100 Jenco 610 pH tester] for $30 - perhaps it could be hacked?

'''DIY resources'''

* [http://phduino.blogspot.com/ pHduino] - Arduino-based pH-amplifier circuit for interfacing with a commercial pH probe.
* [http://www.ph-meter.info/pH-meter-construction pH meter construction] - this could perhaps be adapted to use an Arduino instead of a voltmeter - not necessarily cheaper than buying, although it’d certainly be both fun and informative.

===Dissolved oxygen (DO) probes===

'''Optode''' (a.k.a. build an intensity- or time-based optode from scratch)

Recently, people have been using a [http://www.sigmaaldrich.com/catalog/ProductDetail.do?lang=en&N4=85793|FLUKA&N5=SEARCH_CONCAT_PNO|BRAND_KEY&F=SPEC ruthenium complex] as a visual (fluorescent) indicator of oxygen concentration. This complex is excited by a blue LED, then its transmission is measured by a filtered photoresistor (more details [http://www.env.gov.nl.ca/env/waterres/rti/rtwq/07_14.pdf here in pdf])

Pros
* All solid state (super low maintenance)
* No calibration needed
Cons
* Could be some serious tecnical hurdles to overcome on this one
* Ru molecule is expensive (~$70/mg)

Film Contruction Ideas
* Disperse catalyst in PVC powder, bake in oven on top of PET film under compression. May hit a rheology problem with the PET film. Melting point of PET is close to that of PVC.
* Film coat: PVC dissolves in 2-butanone, whereas PET will not. Make a thin liquid layer, then allow to evaporate. PVC morphology may not provide necessary mechanical stiffness after this process.

'''Commercial resources'''

* [http://www.sigmaaldrich.com/catalog/ProductDetail.do?lang=en&N4=85793|FLUKA&N5=SEARCH_CONCAT_PNO|BRAND_KEY&F=SPEC ruthenium complex]
* [http://www.vernier.com/probes/do-bta.html DO-BTA Dissolved Oxygen Sensor] $209
* [http://www.google.com/products/catalog?q=dissolved+oxygen+sensor&hl=en&safe=off&cid=1714170039035567861&os=sellers# Yellow Springs Dissolved Oxygen Meters] $80-104

'''Lab-Built Option'''
* [http://www.cebtechservices.com/probe&sensorA.htm Diagram for the construction of a lead-silver galvanic probe]
* [https://srac.tamu.edu/index.cfm/event/getFactSheet/whichfactsheet/167/ A discussion of the various types of dissolved oxygen probes from the Southern Regional Aquaculture Center. This article also contains a diagram of the typical polarographic sensor]

===Biomass===

'''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nir_spectroscopy NIR spectroscopy] / [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absorbance Absorbance]'''

Pros
* Currently lots of DIY spectroscopy projects under development
* Relatively easy build, can be made using a LED and a photoresistor, phototransistor, an old cell phone [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charged_coupled_device CCD] or other simple photodetector
* Validation of results with known absorbance values should be easy
Cons
* Will likely need re-calibration for every use
* Could be very hard to pack into a probe

'''Commercial resources'''

* [http://www.optek.com/Product_Detail.asp?ProductID=12 ASD19-N Single Channel NIR Absorption Probe]
** [http://www.optek.com/Schematic_Single_Channel_NIR_LED_Probe.asp NIR probe schematic]
** [http://www.optek.com/pdf/optek-ASD19-N_Data-Sheet_english.pdf ASD19-N datasheet]
* [http://www.finesse.com/files/pdfs/app-tech-notes/TruCell.TN.AUvsOD.pdf TruCell] - NIR probe promotion PDF; basic intro to using spectrometry for biomass measurements, incl. calibration curves and equations

'''Other resources'''

* [http://www.optek.com/Application_Note/Biotechnology/English/2/Fermentation_and_Cell_Growth_Monitoring.asp Industrial application of NIR spectroscopy] in fermentation and cell growth monitoring
* [http://www.asdlib.org/onlineArticles/elabware/Scheeline_Kelly_Spectrophotometer/index.html Cell phone spectrophotometer]
* [http://www.rsc.org/Education/EiC/issues/2007Sept/BuildYourOwnSpectrophotometer.asp Article] on how to build your own spectrophtometer
* [http://topologicoceans.wordpress.com/2011/03/15/diy-spectro-ii/ DIY Spectrometer]
** [http://topologicoceans.wordpress.com/2011/01/29/diy-spectro-faq/ DIY Spectrometer FAQ] - lots of useful links to other DIY spectro projects

==Microcontroller assembly==

A bare-bones Arduino set-up with USB connection to a dedicated lap-top initially; later - when we have more time for integration - an ethernet shield will be added to the assembly to give us wireless data transmission to the server.

=Software=

==Data logging and visualization==

'''Data transmission'''

Data should be timestamped, categorized (pH, temperature, etc) and transmitted in real-time
* JSON data serialization format
* HTTP for transmission to server
** Include "export to CSV" function with option for data set selection - should allow people to use a variety of programming languages and data analysis tools without a lot of work on their part or ours

'''Web server'''

Custom Rails app
* Receives data
* Logs to database
* Generates graphs on demand
** Add Comet server for live-updated graphs
* Include 'export to CSV' function to allow users to extract data for analysis with tool(s)
* All code on github so others can fork and add features

* We could add features that lets new users sign up and get a unique key which they use when transmitting their own data to the JSON web service on our server. The server then uses the key to associate the data with the user, and the user can look at their graphs and share them with others.

=BioBoard documentation=

*[[BioBoard/Documentation]]
**[[BioBoard/Documentation/Temperature]]
**[[BioBoard/Documentation/pH]]
**[[BioBoard/Documentation/Oxygen]]
**[[BioBoard/Documentation/Optical loss]]
**[[BioBoard/Documentation/Arduino protocol]]
**[[BioBoard/Documentation/PC Software]]
*[[BioBoard/Time_line]]
*[[BioBoard/Equipment]]
*[[BioBoard/Archive]]

Five Minutes of Fame

2014-02-06T04:41:06Z

RonaldCotani:

[[Image:Mischief.jpg|700px]]
==What is it?==

Five Minutes of Fame (5MoF) is an adaptation of CCC's Lightning Talks. Our implementation is ten five minute talks in an hour, with a short intermission so you can get another beer.

Check out these 30 seconds of fame excerpts from May for a taste: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQUGQ3Plj-w

==When and where does it happen?==

Third Thursday of every month at 8pm, at Noisebridge, 2169 Mission St, San Francisco.



=== Thursday, January 16th, 8 PM, It's on! [http://5mof.net/signup/ Sign up!]===
just email danny@spesh.com for now until we fix the signup web site

As if you needed ANY reminder, Five Minutes of Fame is Noisebridge's ADD
show-and-tell, squashing octets of human awesomeness into an hour like
booleans in a packed byte.

The next 5moF [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2014_01_16]]

<pre>
_ _ _____ __ __ ____ ______
_| || |_| ____| \/ |/ __ \| ____| Noisebridge 8PM third Thursdays
|_ __ _| |__ | \ / | | | | |__ Four Years of Childlike Wonder and
_| || |_|___ \| |\/| | | | | __| Adult Technological Themes in
|_ __ _|___) | | | | |__| | | San Francisco's 548th Finest
|_||_| |____/|_| |_|\____/|_| Hacker Show and Tell.

_ _ _ _ _ _____ _ _ _
| | | | | | | | | | | __ \| | | | | |
| |__| | __ _ ___| | __ | |_| |__ ___ | |__) | | __ _ _ __ ___| |_| |
| __ |/ _` |/ __| |/ / | __| '_ \ / _ \ | ___/| |/ _` | '_ \ / _ \ __| |
| | | | (_| | (__| < | |_| | | | __/ | | | | (_| | | | | __/ |_|_|
|_| |_|\__,_|\___|_|\_\ \__|_| |_|\___| |_| |_|\__,_|_| |_|\___|\__(_)

Third Thurs, 8PM, Noisebridge, 2169 Mission St, SF, CA, Earth Prime

More info: http://nburl.net/5mof
Get here: http://nburl.net/gethere

Submit your talk now! http://5mof.net/signup/
</pre>

==Why are we doing this?==

There are many reasons:
* It's great for people who are interested in what's going on at Noisebridge -- no need to sit through long lectures.
* Some people are working on projects that are not ready for a full 30 minute or hour long talk, but they want to get their ideas out. Maybe they need help, maybe they want to propose an idea to the Noisebridge community.
* Some people are shy to public speaking and want to practice without giving an "official" conference talk, which can be daunting. This is a great way to try it out, in a community of peers.
* San Francisco is the mecca for startups. If you're trying to sell your idea to someone, you need to be able to explain it in five minutes or less.
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism#Law_of_Fives "The Law of Fives"]

==How can I participate?==

[[Category:Events]]

===[http://5mof.net/signup/ Sign up to speak at 5 Minutes of Fame here!] ===

Or just mail me at danny@spesh.com and I will put you on my secret spreadsheet. I will also mail you on the Monday before the event!

==How can I attend?==

Just show up! 2169 Mission St, San Francisco

We're located at: '''[[Getting Here|2169 Mission St]], San Francisco''' [http://www.openstreetmap.org/?mlat=37.762352&mlon=-122.419372&zoom=16 OpenStreetMap] - [http://maps.google.com/?q=2169+Mission+Street,+94110 Google Maps] 2 blocks South of [[Getting_Here#Getting_Here_by_BART | 16th & Mission BART]]

If for any reason you're unable to attend, you can usually watch it live on our [http://www.ustream.tv/user/noisebridge UStream Channel].

==Other Questions==

Can anyone attend or speak?

:''There are a limited number of slots for speakers, and members or regulars are given priority to speak about the projects they are working on. Although there are substitutes for people don't show, schedule early to be assured your 5MoF!''

What if I show up late?

:''If you are giving a talk, please notify me so we can rearrange the schedule. If you want to see a talk that you're going to miss, find the person who gave it and chat with them for five minutes :)''

==Past 5MoFs==
=== 2013 ===
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2013_02_21 | 2013-02-21]]
=== 2012 ===
=== 2011 ===
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2011_01_20 | 2011-01-20]]
=== 2010 ===
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_01_21 | 2010-01-21]]

* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_02_18 | 2010-02-18]]

* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_03_18 | 2010-03-18]]

* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_04_15 | 2010-04-15]]

* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_05_20 | 2010-05-20]]

* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_06_17 | 2010-06-17]]

* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_07_15 | 2010-07-15]]

* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_08_19 | 2010-08-19]]

* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_09_16 | 2010-09-16]]

* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_10_21 | 2010-10-21]]

* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_11_18 | 2010-11-18]]

* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_12_16 | 2010-12-16]]
=== 2009 ===

* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-02-19 | 2009-02-19]]

* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-03-19 | 2009-03-19]]

* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-04-16 | 2009-04-16]]

* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-05-21 | 2009-05-21]]

* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-06-18 | 2009-06-18]]

* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-07-16 | 2009-07-16]]

* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-08-20 | 2009-08-20]]

* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009-09-17 | 2009-09-17]]

* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009_10_15 | 2009-10-15]]

* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009_11_19 | 2009-11-19]]

* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009_12_17 | 2009-12-17]]

Circuit Hacking Monday

2014-02-06T04:40:43Z

RonaldCotani:

[[File:Mischief.jpg|700px]]
[[Category:events]]

=== What? Where? ===

[[Image:CircuitHackingMonday_EricBoyd.jpg|thumb|right|Happy hardware hackers at Circuit Hacking Monday]]

'''What''': Weekly get-together to solder cool stuff!
: You can easily learn all of the skills you need in one session.
: Make a project tonight, and take it home with you!
: If you have your own project (advanced or simple),
: bring it by, and if you would like help, you can get it!

'''When''': 7:30pm till 10pm or so -- every Monday (on some Monday holidays, Mitch or the volunteer instructor might announce an Early start of 3:00pm. Look for the info on the discussion and announcements mailing lists: [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discussion] [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announcements])
: Most projects take about 1.5 to 2 hours

'''Where''': Noisebridge, 2169 Mission St., San Francisco, 94114 (at 18th St., near 16th St. BART station).
:Map: [[Getting_Here]]
'''Who''': You! It is fun to make things in the friendly community of Noisebridge.
:Come join us. Everyone is welcome.

'''Cost''': Instruction is free! We ask that people pay only for the cost of the parts used -- kit prices range from $10 to $35.

'''Instructors''': [[User:maltman23|Mitch]], when he's in town, other volunteers when he's not.
 

NOTE: Circuit Hacking is ON for Monday February 3, 2014! 

Learn to solder! [[User:maltman23|Mitch]] and others will bring kits to make cool, practical, intriguing, hackable things that you can bring home after you make it. Of course, you can also bring your own projects to hack.

Plenty of '''cool kits''' are available to make, including: 
*'''''TV-B-Gone''''' (turn off TVs in public places!)
*'''''"Hello My Name Is" badge''''' (you may have seen me wearing mine)
*'''''Brain Machine''''' (Meditate, Hallucinate, and Trip Out!)
*'''''Mignonette Game''''' (make your own handheld game console!)
*'''''Trippy RGB Waves''''' (interactive blinky lights!)
*'''''LEDcube''''' (animated 3D cube!)
*'''''MiniPOV''''' (write messages in the air!)
*'''''MintyBoost''''' (charge your USB enabled gadgets!)
*'''''BoArduino''''' (make your own fully functional Arduino -- for solderless breadboards!)
*'''''Diavolino''''' (make your own shield-compatible Arduino!)
*'''''Open Heart''''' (animate fun patterns in the shape of a heart!)
*'''''Atari Punk Console''''' (make cool noise from an Altoids tin!)
*'''''Drawdio''''' (make noise by drawing lines with this pencil!)
*'''''LoL Shield''''' (Lots of LEDs! for your Arduino!)
*'''''microcontroller programmer (USBtinyISP)''''' (program all your AVR family chips!)
*And more. 
More info on many of these projects: 
http://www.CornfieldElectronics.com (click on the "maker faire" tab) 
http://www.adafruit.com 
http://www.jimmieprodgers.com 
http://www.mignonette-game.com 
http://www.evilmadscientist.com 
http://analogmachines.com/

Anyone can learn to solder! Even if you have never made anything in your life, you can learn this very useful and enjoyable skill. It really is fun! [[User:maltman23|Mitch]] has taught tens of thousands of people to solder all around the world, and he can teach you, too! Add yourself to the ever increasing community!

=== Topics ===
As interest warrants:
* soldering (everything from through-hole to SMD rework)
* breadboarding
* powering your circuit (bench power supplies, ATX hacking, batteries)
* making LEDs blink and fade
* programming microcontrollers
* using AVR / Arduino / Boarduino to make circuits easier
* using oscilloscopes / multimeters to debug circuits
* reverse engineering circuits
* Designing PCBs using GEDA and EagleCAD

=== Who? ===
Everyone is welcome, regardless of experience level or age. If you have never made a circuit before and have no idea where to start, bring a few dollars ($10 to $30 to cover materials costs of a Brain Machine kit or other cool kits) and build it. Everyone gets personal attention, and everyone will learn enough to complete their project. If you have experience, please come and enjoy working on your project with others -- and share what you know!

=== Why? ===
Learn and share with others of all skill levels! You can come with an idea, or a question, or a circuit you want to hack. You can research ideas on the Internet ahead of time and come put them into practice! Or, you can learn with a large selection of easy-to-make kits that are available each week.

=== What can I bring to help? ===
No need to bring anything -- just yourself and your desire to play, learn, and/or share. We have everything you need. But if you like, you can bring: 
* Your own tools (we have all you need, but you can bring your own)
* Arduino / clones
* USB - serial dongle for your Arduino
* breadboards
* If you bring your laptop, we can set it up to program microcontrollers
* 9V or AA or AAA or other batteries (a bulk donation would be great)
* parts for your own project(s)

=== I am a blank slate! What should I do? ===
* make one of the many easy kits that are available each week.
* make an Arduino fade an RGB LED in varying color patterns.
* make a microcontroller illuminate a 3x3 LED matrix in varying shapes.
* reverse engineer something you're curious about.
* come to Noisebridge and brainstorm!

Resources/Network

2014-02-06T04:40:23Z

RonaldCotani:

[[File:Mischief.jpg|1000px]]

== [[New Network]] ==
We are underway of getting a new network up and running in NoiseBridge 
Check out the [[New Network]] to see what has been done, and what needs to be done.

== [[Network Troubleshooting]] ==

Are you having issues with the internet or local network? Check out the [[Network Troubleshooting]] page for more information on what you can do to make things better or possibly seek help.

== Disclaimer ==

''Please note that Noisebridge does not guarantee or provide a perfect secure experience in the space. Just like anywhere else in the world you're held responsible for your own safety and wellbeing. This also includes content you receive or transmit or provide through any mediums, such as through pen and paper, sound waves or any networks wired or wireless functioning in the space. Noisebridge is a volunteer run and operated space that provides you with infrastructure, which you use at your own risk.''

''As much as anyone volunteering at the space could state that we (Noisebridge) can provide you with a secure web browsing experience, this view may not be reflected over all of its members and participants (which is the actual case). Please take our advice and services with a grain of salt and understand that the only sure secure network is one that you setup and operate yourself.''

''Thank you for reading, please continue now on creating interesting things.''

--[[User:Rubin110|rubin110]] 05:48, 25 December 2010 (UTC)

== Wireless networks ==
=== Free Open Unsecure Wifi ===
Noisebridge generally has two or more unencrypted open wifi access points available for your use. If you can see the "noisebridge-a" network, congratulations, you have an 802.11a-compatible card and should use this network as it is better faster and stronger than the others. If you cannot see noisebridge-a, either it is not working or you do not have an 802.11a card. You probably have an 802.11g card. Hopefully you can see the "noisebridge" network, which is the one you should use in that case. Like any public network, you should regard noisebridge's as [[Visitor_advice#Hostile_network|potentially hostile]] and take appropriate precautions.

The following networks are active at 2169 now:
* '''noisebridge''' - No encryption, NATted via the Sonic.net and Monkeybrains links, 802.11bg
* '''noisebridge-a''' - No encryption, NATted via the Sonic.net and Monkeybrains links, 802.11a
* '''noisebridge-tor''' - No encryption, all traffic transparently proxied through tor.

=== Free Encrypted Unsecure Wifi ===
There are sometimes "secure" or encrypted wireless networks running at Noisebridge for research purposes. Please do not assume that these networks are in any way safer than an open network is; they are not.

Encrypted wireless only means that anything transmitted between your laptop and the wifi access point is encrypted. '''This does not guarantee security or privacy at all.''' Someone malicious could simply sit in between the Internet and the wifi access point and sniff all of your traffic after the access point unencrypts it, or they can figure out how the encryption functions and sit in on what you're transmitting, or you use an encryption method that is already broken. In any case, '''using an encrypted wifi network does not provide any useful security benefits at Noisebridge.'''

:NOTE: No technology 'guarantees' security or privacy. The above statement is true, and using the encrypted wifi network at Noisebridge doesn't give you more security, since the shared secret is widely known and the space is not secure. But WPA2 is a useful technology in general, and it's not practical to brute force if the [http://wifinetnews.com/archives/2003/11/weakness_in_passphrase_choice_in_wpa_interface.html key is longer than 13 random characters]. By comparison, people who use unencrypted wireless are subject to [http://www.ethicalhacker.net/content/view/182/1/ trivially easy packet sniffing over the wire].

In most cases you may encounter more problems trying to get "online" through one of the encrypted networks than using one of the open ones.

A few members of the space have gone out of their way to make the Internet run as smooth as possible; part of that is disabling these so-called secure networks [where do we call this "secure"?] to give room for the legitimate{{fact}} open ones that work a whole lot better{{fact}}.

You may want to see the [http://news.cnet.com/8301-31921_3-57394889-281/five-ways-to-protect-yourself-from-wi-fi-honeypots/ WiFi Pineapple Mark IV] in action to see how easy it is to honeypot a WIFI.

== DNS ==

Dynamic DNS is provided by the nat machine for DHCP clients on 172.30.0.30/22. Resolution of machines with static addresses is done by ipv4 or ipv6 mDNS and dynamic DNS entries on the nat machine from the DHCP service.

== Development ==
* See [[Network/testing]].

==Network Devices & Services==
* [[Music]]
* [[Printers]]
* [[Infrastructure]]

= 2169 Mission =

== Uplinks ==
=== DSL Circuit ===

There is a Sonic.net Fusion ADSL2+ DSL connection in the building. The physical circuit comes in from the MPOE in the basement and runs across the roof of the basement and up the side of the building into the DJ booth (Tea Room), then over to the Wall o' Tubes. The CPE is a Motorola 2210 ADSL2+. The admin password is the serial number, written on the bottom.

The addressing configuration is a little unusual. It's 75.101.62.0/24 and we've been allocated a /29 within that block: 75.101.62.88 - 75.101.62.95. Note that we get to use all 8 addresses; the broadcast and network address are 75.101.62.255 and 75.101.62.0 respectively. The gateway is 75.101.62.1.

The default CPE settings are not correct for our circuit configuration. From a factory reset, do the following to configure the CPE:

# Configure a computer for 192.168.1.253/24.
# Connect the computer to the DSL CPE.
# Power cycle the DSL CPE.
# Connect to 192.168.1.254 using your web browser.
# You will be prompted to set a password, use the serial number on the bottom of the DSL CPE.
# Get into expert mode.
# Under configure->connections, set the following:
## VPI: 0
## VCI: 35
## Protocol: Bridged Ethernet LLC/SNAP
## Bridging: on
# Under configure->DHCP server, set the following:
## DHCP Server Enabled: unchecked
# Save and reboot.

[http://broadband.motorola.com/consumers/products/2210-02/downloads/2210-02-10NA-UserGuide.pdf Motorola 2210 User Guide]

=== Monkeybrains Wireless Link ===
We have a point-to-point wireless link to Monkeybrains on the roof.

=== SFBroadband / City of SF / Internet Archive ===

We have a wireless point-to-point path up to Twin Peaks that connects up to a city-owned and volunteer-run IP transit network. Currently, we're hitting the dish off of the side and have a pretty terrible connection. For now, this network path is mostly only usable as a backup path.

There is a router in our wireless CPE hardware (st01-noisebridge-sfo) that connects up to the Noisebridge network and terminates as 172.30.0.54 on the "Inside / Internal" network. Set your default route via this IP to try the other path.

== Access Control==

Most hardware is set to use the most guessable logins and passwords possible. If you're interested in logging in, just make some guesses as to what the login can be. Use your favorite search engine. Poke around. Hack.

Experience the thrill of guessing a password that just works.

== Router ==
Bikeshed is our humble router. It is a Soekris running Vyatta(a Linux-based router distribution).

The machines currently provides
* dhcpd
* DNS (dnsmasq) - .noise local TLD and recursive proxy
* Automatic loadbalancing and ailover between Sonic DSL and monkeybrains

Access is via SSH with keys.

=== Salient configuration ===
* It is configured to fail over between DSL and Monkeybrains as conditions warrant.
* It is configured with traffic shaping to prevent individual users from sucking up all the tubes.

If you have questions about these particular points of configuration, email rack. Nothing is particularly complicated.

== Address Allocations ==
The reserved address allocations are:

===75.101.62.88/29 from Sonic.net===
We have a range within the encompassing /24: 75.101.62.{88..95}

* .88 - bikeshed
* .89 - pony.noisebridge.net
* .90 - stallion.noisebridge.net
* .91 - ChaosVPN la fonera eth0.1
* .92 - minotaur.noisebridge.net
* .93 - Unallocated
* .94 - Unallocated
* .95 - Mode-S Equipment (various port-NATings)

===172.30.0.0/22 ("inside" network)===
====172.30.0.0 - 127 Statically-addressed things====

''Note: This is '''not''' a /25 subnet! The netmask is a /22.''

* .2 - bikeshed, soekris router (runs Vyatta Linux and iptables/netfilter)
* .3 - unicornpee.noise, Vyatta testing VM on stallion.noise
* .4 - minotaur - console server and network troubleshooting/monitoring box
* .5 - goat - Internal network testing VM on stallion
* .6 - treechopper, [http://h20000.www2.hp.com/bc/docs/support/SupportManual/bpl07288/bpl07288.pdf|HP Laserjet 5Si MX] (working, not hosed)
* .7 - OpenGear IP Power 9258 in supply closet (power1)
* .8 - switch1 - Linksys 48-port gige
* .9 - switch2 - Cisco Catalyst 2940 TWoT - DECOMISSIONED
* .10 - stallion - VM hosting server
* .11 - ChaosVPN la fonera internal interface (br-lan)
* .12 - ap3 - [http://www.ubnt.com/powerstation Powerstation 5] 802.11a (above the supply closet)
* .13 - ap2 - Cisco Aironet 1100 series (above the supply closet) - DECOMISSIONED
* .14 - ap4 - Cisco Aironet 1100 series (above the Eastern windows) - DECOMISSIONED
* .15 - switch3 - Juniper EX-2200-24P-4G (donated by [[User:Jof|jof]] and J-iNet Solutions)
* .16 - wlan1 - A Ruckus Wireless Zone Director 1000 - DECOMISSIONED
* .17 - Cisco Aironet 1220B (wbr1) - DECOMISSIONED
* .18 - Cisco Aironet 1220B (wbr2) - DECOMISSIONED
* .19 - switch5 - Cisco Catalyst 3550-12T - DECOMMISSIONED
* .20 - D-Link DIR-615 AP (ap5, in Turing) - DECOMISSIONED
* .21 - Reserving for Door-duino -- [[User:Jof|jof]]
* .26 - [[Bridge]] router [[User:Thex|thex]] ([[User talk:Thex|talk]]) 12:08, 31 December 2013 (UTC)
* .30 - [[Pony]], main sandbox server
* .31 - [[Touch_Panels|Touchpanel]] by the door
* .32 - [[Touch_Panels|Touchpanel]] by the bar
* .33 - [[Touch_Panels|Touchpanel]] by the turing
* .34 - Linux Study Group Linksys BBEFS41 Router
* .35 - Cisco IP Phone
* .36 - Red Payphone (Linksys PAP2)
* .37 - sw0tch - Cisco Catalyst 2950G-48-El [[Special:Contributions/37.221.161.234|37.221.161.234]] 17:59, 7 January 2014 (UTC)
* .41 - [[Zebra]], Rebar and jukebox, Brother print server
* .42 - [[Ass]], greeting terminal
* .43 - Cisco SIP Phone
* .44 - [[Horsy]]. media center
* .48 - [[s3]]
* .49 - [[s3]] BMC
* .50 - Unallocated
* .51 - Possibly Unallocated (originally Noise-Bot-Server; back-end computing for Noise-Bot)
* .52 - bunny (Bullion Mode-S receiver on the roof)
* .53 - ronin (white Atom works with bunny, lives in Susan the Rack)
* .54 - st01-noisebridge-sfo (sfwireless.org Ubiquiti Nanobridge M5 on the roof. Currently aimed at Twin Peaks.)
* .55 - [[HP DesignJet 650C]]
* .56 - Brother HL-2070N ( by laser cutter)

====172.30.0.128/25, 172.30.1.0/24, 172.30.2.0/24, 172.30.3.0/24====
* DHCP-assigned, user-access IP space

===172.30.4.0/24 (Tor-ified network)===

Note that 172.30.4.1 transparently proxies TCP connections via privoxy to tor.

* .1 - "torbridge" interface on pony
* .2 - "noisebridge-tor" access point.
* .10 - .254 -- Tor-ified clients (served by DHCP)

===172.31.0.0/24===

This is a separate NAT-ed network for Monkeybrains-only traffic. It's served by "bikeshed".

* .1 - wlan0.bikeshed.noise
* .100 - .199 -- DHCP pool for clients.

=== 10.100.4.0/23 ChaosVPN Range ===
* Network in the ChaosVPN
** Has yet to be setup. In the future, we may join the network so that we can route to other hackerspaces
* [http://wiki.hamburg.ccc.de/index.php/ChaosVPN#ip_ranges ChaosVPN Wiki]

=== IPv6 ===

We have IPv6 support on the DSL circuit via a tunnel provided by sonic.net. Some details on how to get the OpenBSD-based flashrd distribution on the routers to tunnel correctly can be found on the [[Flashrd]] page.

Note that using IPv6 in some situations can result in people knowing what model of computer you have and the network card's serial number, because of the way IPv6 stateless address configuration works. If this is a concern, tell your computer not to use IPv6. Ask around Noisebridge if you need help or want more details.

==== 2001:5a8:4:5630::/60 ====

This is the IPv6 subnet assigned to us by sonic. We only use the bottom /64 of this /60 so automatic address configuration works right; the other 15/16s of the address space are intentionally wasted. r00ter hands out IPv6 router advertisements for this subnet directly. They're directly routable, but unsolicited incoming traffic is blocked by the firewall to protect the users. This means you can't run an IPv6 server on our IPv6 subnet, but you can connect to other machines on the IPv6 Internet just fine. If you really need to run an IPv6 server for some reason, consider using Teredo.

== OOB Management ==

Everything is connected to Minotaur.

{|border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="5"
!Device
!Where
!Settings
|-
|bikeshed
|ops /dev/ttyUSB1
|115200
|-
|Downstairs gate panel
|/dev/ttyS2
|-
|Upstairs gate panel
|/dev/ttyS1
|}

=== Dial Backup ===

There is a modem connected to 415 800 6786 which you can call to talk to an mgetty process on the ops machine. This may be handy if the upstream Internet connections aren't working or you locked yourself out by accident. Please don't dial out on the modem, it costs money. Inbound calls on that circuit are free.

The modem is a [http://www.usr.com/support/product-template.asp?prod=2806 US Robotics 56K Corporate Analog Modem]. If you don't have a modem in your computer, you might be able to call it using your mobile phone. Just tether your phone to your computer like you normally would, but call our modem instead of calling the number to start the tethering connection.

The modem has its remote access feature enabled. Read the manual for details.

== IP PDU ==

There is an IP PDU (model "IP 9258") at 172.30.0.7 which can be used to power cycle some of the devices in Susan the Rack.

To change the state of the power ports, you'll need to telnet in and run "setpower=11000000". Each index represents a port, "1" is on and "0" is off. Port 1 sometimes doesn't turn on unless you use the web interface, and it might take a couple requests. Just keep clicking the apply button until it looks like power has been applied.

Changing some settings on the IP 9258 in the web interface may result in the power being cycled on some of the ports. Don't change settings unless you're prepared to deal with machines spontaneously resetting.

{|border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="5"
!Port
!Device
|-
|1
|s2
|-
|2
|pony
|-
|3
|Power Strip with: Stallion, Sonic.net DSL Modem, and r00ter
|-
|4
|gorilla
|}

== Machine Rack ==

The rack of machines and switches is counted by U, from the bottom, starting from "1".

{|border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="5"
!"U"/Unit
!Device
|-
|22-24
|small stuff shelf
|-
|19-21
|EMPTY
|-
|18
|NEW switch1 (Linksys SRW2048 - 48 port gige)
|-
|16-17
|patch panel
|-
|11-15
|EMPTY
|-
|7-10
|pony
|-
|5-6
|rack support for pony
|-
|4
|EMPTY
|-
|1-3
|APC
|}

== Switch Ports ==
=== switch1 ===
'''Linksys 48 port gige '''

This switch is all for vlan 1 (172.30.0.0/22), but it needs some reconfiguration. Would you like to fix it?

The yellow cable is the uplink to switch2

===Primary switch===
'''Juniper EX2200, with POE'''

VLANs:
* VLAN 1: Internal network
* VLAN 10: Monkeybrains
* VLAN 20: Sonic

Interesting ports:

{|border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="5"
!Port
!Far end
|-
|ge-0/0/3 (VLAN 1)
|stallion eth0
|-
|ge-0/0/4 (VLAN 1)
|noise-ap-west +POE
|-
|ge-0/0/6 (VLAN 1)
|noise-ap-east +POE
|-
|ge-0/0/14 (VLAN 1)
|Minotaur eth1
|-
|ge-0/0/17.0 (VLAN 1)
|bikeshed eth1
|-
|ge-0/0/18 (VLAN 10)
|monkeybrains uplink
|-
|ge-0/0/19 (VLAN 10)
|bikeshed eth0
|-
|ge-0/0/20 (VLAN 20)
|Sonic DSL modem
|-
|ge-0/0/21 (VLAN 20)
|bikeshed eth2
|-
|ge-0/0/22 (VLAN 20)
|minotaur eth0
|-
|ge-0/0/23 (VLAN 20)
|stallion eth1
|}

== KVM ==

There is no KVM, but there are monitors and a keyboard dedicated to the machines in the rack. You can easily recognize it because it's covered in nail polish and you can't see the keycaps. The delete key is in the upper-right corner of the keyboard, which is handy to know if you want to get into the BIOS of the machines.

= Other uplink possibilities =
* Metro fiber
** [[User:Jof|jof]] called IPN for a rough estimate for construction of fiber to 83c. The sales representative's estimate would be between 90,000USD - 100,000USD for the initial buildout.

* Sonic.net ADSL2
** We have this, woot.

* WiMax
** Currently this hasn't been very seriously researched

* SFLan

''We may have line of sight to a node if we can bounce off of a local building. This hasn't been seriously researched. We may want to try to get roof access for antennas and should talk to our very quiet neighbors.''

''I was contacted by Matt Peterson about connecting. I would be happy to do a site survey to see if you can hit the SFLAN or City wirless deployment from the Valencia Gardens development. That could get you 40Mb/s up and down. - Tim Pozar''

LinuxDiscussion

2014-02-06T04:40:06Z

RonaldCotani:

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Our Linux Discussion meets every Wednesday from 6 PM to 8 PM in the Turing classroom. [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Turing Alan Turing]] It is an informal meeting sponsored by the San Francisco Linux User's Group [http://www.sf-lug.org SF-LUG.ORG] and is wide open to any ideas relating to using the various [http://www.gnu.org GNU]-and-other-process/[http://www.kernel.org Linux]-based [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unix-like operating systems]. We are not limited to, but do enthusiastically encourage:

* Sharing the latest software releases
* Installations
* Helping new users and converts
* Hardware investigation
* Configuration
* Troubleshooting
* Reviving old computers and making them better with Linux and open-source software

We started meeting weekly in mid-October, 2009 and have had a group develop who steadily attend.

For other regular San Francisco Linux events see [http://www.sf-lug.org/ sf-lug.org] (twice per month), [http://www.balug.org/ balug.org] (monthly) and [http://opensource.sfsu.edu/ OLPC-SF] (monthly).

See [http://linuxmafia.com/bale/ Bay Area Linux Events (BALE)] for events around the San Francisco bay area.

Members of the [https://wiki.ubuntu.com/Home Ubuntu team] (for [https://wiki.ubuntu.com/CaliforniaTeam California]), [https://fedoraproject.org/wiki/Ambassadors Fedora Ambassadors], and [http://partimus.org/ Partimus volunteers] regularly attend.

Attendees run a variety of [http://distrowatch.com/dwres.php?resource=popularity distributions]:
* [http://wiki.debian.org/DebianSqueeze Debian Squeeze]
* [http://www.debian.org Debian]-derived (including [http://www.ubuntu.com Ubuntu] & [http://www.linuxmint.com/ Mint])
* [http://www.fedoraproject.org Fedora]-derived (including [http://centos.org CentOS] & [http://www.redhat.com/rhel/ Red Hat Enterprise Linux])
* [https://www.archlinux.org/ Arch]
* [http://www.opensuse.org/en/ openSUSE]
* [http://www.slitaz.org/ SliTaz]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berkeley_Software_Distribution BSD]-derived (including [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin_(operating_system) Darwin]/MacOSX+ & Free/OpenBSD)
* Multi-booting with Mac and Windows or running Virtual Machines

'''Bringing your computer is strongly encouraged!'''

Believe it or not, Linux events also happen outside the city borders. For the adventuresome, two good lists of such far away events are available from [https://wiki.ubuntu.com/CaliforniaTeam/Projects/UserGroupContacts/Groups#SF wiki.ubuntu.com] and [http://linuxmafia.com/bale/ linuxmafia.com].

This handy [http://web.archive.org/web/20100407081537/http://www.athensmusician.net/archive/2005-02-13_oragamicdholder.php folding method to protect CDs] has come in handy for some of us.

Current as of: [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2013-April/035743.html April 3 2013]

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Front-end Web Development

2014-02-06T04:35:19Z

RonaldCotani:

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<h1 style="text-align: center; border: none; font-weight: bold; font-size: 4em; margin: -55px 0 0; overflow: visible; background: #fff; position: relative; padding-top: 55px;">Front-end Web Development I waited three days. Nothing. Finally I called her. Got her cell. Left a message. Few more days went by. Nothing. Tried her cell once more. Nothing. I gave up.

Two months later, I got a handwritten note from her, in the mail, Air Mail, from Europe. So sorry Jared; been so busy; everythings been upside down; weve moved to Brussels. Rons business. Learning French! Stay in touch! Ruth. Well, shit, how could I stay in touch. Shed left no return address, no phone number, no email. I went back to having given up on her. What else could I do. Hell. She was married. None of my business anyway. Still, those few moments wed had kept gnawing at me, but they gradually grew fainter and fainter, as week after week went by.

I finally settled in to that it wasnt going to happen. Ever . She was gone. We were gone. What little that wed had - Over.

I kept working at the bowling alley. Dated girls. A relationship would last for a few months, sometimes a year, or a couple - two years, and then itd be done. Just run out of gas, I guess. I worked hard, though, and lived cheap. Saved my money. The owner was getting old. He wasnt pushing the place. Sold it to me for a pittance. I ginned up, started leagues, got a liquor license, ran promotions, had contests, got on the local minor league bowlers tour. Money was coming in hand over fist. I kept driving the same old shit car, kept living in the same old shit apartment. Kept having relationships, one after the other, like a serial killer, none that had any real promise to last. Didnt matter to me. Didnt care. It was what it was. No use arguing with it. Sure I missed her. But I tried to bury it, forget it, squash it. Still, though I hated to admit, she was still there in my head, always had been.

Ten years went by. AMF kept sending me free tickets each year to attend their bowling show in NYC. I kept throwing them away. Finally, I thought, what the hell. It could be okay. Ill do it. So I did. Five days at a hotel and conference center on Park Ave. Cant beat that. Flew in and took cabs everywhere. I had plenty of money. On the third evening there, I skipped dinner at the hotel restaurant and went out for a stroll. It was a cool autumn night. Life was good. 7 pm, still light out, a slight breeze, and New Yorkers, tourists everywhere. So many people. Nice to visit, wouldnt want to live there, yeah, yeah. Over there by the lamp post, though, a lady, corner of Park Avenue and 59th. Sure there were hundreds of people, going here and there, by her, in front of her, behind her, near her, but I only saw her. Her. I kept staring. Didnt want to lose her. No hat, a blazer, hair down to her shoulders, reddish, brownish, no sunglasses, jeans, the blazer buttoned, but large on her. I walked closer. Id had this happen to me a half dozen times, every time, for not. Who was I fooling. Still, I walked closer. Five feet away. The woman looking at her brochure, looking about, back to her brochure. People walking by us, between her and me. Finally, our eyes met. Ruth, I said.

We walked west down 59th to Central Park and began to stroll through it. We started catching up. She couldnt leave a forwarding address, due to the nature of his business which was, selling guns, internationally, to whoever would buy them, pretty much. That was also the reason theyd had to leave abruptly. They hadnt necessarily gone underground, but Ron had decided all of a sudden, for reasons he couldnt go into serious details, for everyones protection, that itd be easier and more lucrative for Ron to conduct his business in Europe. Hed been making so much money, and kept her in so comfortable a lifestyle, and had never given her any reason to think he was cheating, then - how could she argue?

The Belgium thing was a lark, shed told me, just in case. Theyd really moved to an island in the Mediterranean near Greece. Things were okay for awhile, until it happened. It, being, Rons stroke; the one hed had 2 years earlier, while making, of all things, love to Ruth. Since, he understandably hadnt been doing too well. Nothing had been lost; but everything had been compromised; his speech, his ability to think, his ability to move; the man had literally become about a half of what he once was, in all ways. He required around the clock help. Which was why she was here, in New York. In their heyday, about five years earlier, Ron had bought them a long term lease on a Park Avenue apartment, the idea being that theyd visit now and then, and chill out. Ron had visited twice, in all that time, till the stroke. Ruth visited often, staying for days, sometimes weeks, enjoying the time alone, away from what used to be the craziness of being wedded to an international gun runner, to what now meant being away from a husband who had unfortunately become an invalid. She said he looked 60 and a bad 60 at that, even though he was 20 years younger. Poor Ron, I thought.

Ruth seemed quite relaxed, happy even, as the sun began to set on Central Park South. It was mild, upper 50s, and shed kept her blazer jacket buttoned up, with two buttons holding the lapels fastened. As we casually walked, of course I wanted to look at her, but I didnt want to make it uncomfortable for her. She hadnt appeared to have gained any weight, At 42, she still looked lovely, beautiful even, and at times, radiant. Both her children were away at college, her husband cared for by outside help, 24, 7. Shed taken a lover, once, she told me. A young laborer who worked at their estate. Half greek, half spanish, 27. It happened about a year since Rons stroke. She was lonely, she said. They made crazy, secret love for three weeks. Then he was drafted, shipped out, and that was the last shed heard from him. She said she hardly thought about him, anymore.

Did you regret it? I asked.

No, no, she said. I miss him, but no, no regrets. He was a good and kind man. And beautiful. Ron was not, is not, well, he just doesnt have much kindness in him. I dont believe its his fault, but its just something that Id begun to miss, in a man, and Carlos had that to give me. It was sweet. But like all things, it ended.

Her eyes were moist, and we were sitting on a park bench, as she told me these things, and not until she realized it, did she let go of my hand, And as she was saying these things, while she stared off into the distance, somewhat catatonically, to a pond some 300 yards away, I took the opportunity to look at parts of her body which wouldve been imprudent of me to gaze at before. Her blazer seemed flat, up by the top of her lapels, from there, up to her neck, which was shrouded underneath by a white cotton blouse that had one fold around her neck. Her brown plaid blazer was still somewhat flat and unremarkable, lower still, where most women of a woman her size (54, 120 pounds) would have begun to show some semblance of a bust. And then below that point, she gradually and then quite demonstrably and noticeably filled out, quite extraordinarily of course, into each lower lapel of the jacket, at which point it dawned on me, that each incredibly fulsome side of her bust was simply resting on, and supported by, each corresponding thigh. However, having been arrested at thigh level, I acquired the distinct impression, that the bulbous globe of each breasts form, having found a resting place on her thigh, then commensurately bulged outwards from there, like smushing a volleyball sized piece of pizza dough. I thought it unfortunate, for me only, that each heavily rounded mass of Ruths breastmeattitflesh, resting so wonderfully, completely, beautifully, astronomically, on each well formed toned thigh, was topped by a sort of cover, which was the lower lapel of each side of her blazer. Id sprung an erection at the discovery of these events, of her, of the obvious advent and surely visual reminder to me, of her utter hugeness, and so I quick looked away, to try and dispel, my arousal.

Id remembered of course, that, when I had last seen her 10 years before, shed grown to be at least twice the already seriously buxom size shed been when in high school. And shed allowed me to become acquainted with that change, right in her own home, on the 2nd floor, while her overworking fatigued pale husband prattled loudly and vociferously on, arranging one more arms sales deal in his study on the 1st floor.

But now the realization that she mightve even enlarged beyond those already platitudinous dimensions from ten years earlier entered my psyche. It seemed a natural progression in my mind. If shed doubled from high school to 32, why would her development stop there? A cold sweat began to invade my pores. </h1>
<h2 style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold; font-size: 2em; border-bottom: 0;">A free, weekly class on HTML, CSS, and JavaScript</h2>
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<h2 style="border-bottom: 0;">What</h2>
Learn HTML, CSS and JavaScript - and put them to good use! This class, taught by [[User:JeffreyATW|Jeffrey Carl Faden]], is aimed at beginners who are interested in web development, as well as seasoned professionals looking to brush up on the latest and greatest.

Front-end web development is all about making code that runs in the browser (versus code that runs on the server). There isn't a big focus on web design (creating wireframes and mockups), but we do cover best practices for turning these designs into beautiful code.
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<h2 style="border-bottom: 0;">Who</h2>
This class is for '''everyone'''! '''Complete beginners''' and more experienced developers are welcome at any time. If you're new to the class, consider coming to the [[#Lecture|lecture]] at 7:30 for a recap.

The space and the class are entirely '''free''' to attend. You do not have to be a Noisebridge member. Upon arriving at Noisebridge, state that you're here for the class and you'll be allowed in as a guest.

Please bring any kind of laptop.
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[[#Lecture|Lectures]] start promptly at '''8pm on Mondays''' and go for up to two hours. There is a half-hour recap starting at '''7:30pm'''. Please try to arrive early as physical space is limited.

[[#Lab|Labs]] start at '''8pm on Thursdays''' and end two hours later.

This class runs in a weekly series, and the curriculum takes about 6 months from start to finish. Don't let it discourage you if you're starting from the middle - attend recaps and labs and you should be able to catch up!
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<h2 style="border-bottom: 0;">Where</h2>
'''[[Noisebridge]]''', 2169 Mission St., San Francisco, 94114 (at 18th St., near 16th St. BART station). [[Getting Here]]

The lecture is held in the [[Classrooms#Church|Church classroom]], which is in the back of the space.

The lab is held in the [[Classrooms#Turing|Turing classroom]], the room past the wood shop.

Read up on [[Getting_In|getting in]] to the space. Again, you do not need to be a member!
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<h2 style="border-bottom: 0;">When does the series start over?</h2>
This series began recently, so it'll be a while. I don't know if I'm starting over when this series ends, but if I do, it will be '''in about six months'''.

Remember that you can start coming to class at any time during the series! You can catch up by watching videos from [[Front-end_Web_Development/Notes|previous classes]], doing [[Front-end_Web_Development/Assignments|assignments]], or attending [[#Lab|lab]].
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<h2 style="border-bottom: 0;">Keep Informed</h2>
'''Join the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/webdev WebDev] or [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Noisebridge-announce] mailing lists''' to be notified of upcoming class topics via email.

If you can't make it, subscribe to a mailing list to be notified when you can watch a live stream of the lecture! If you missed it, previous lecture streams are available for viewing on the [[Front-end_Web_Development/Notes|Previous Classes]] page!
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<h2 style="border-bottom: 0;">Lecture</h2>
Weekly classroom-style presentation on HTML/CSS/JS. The lecture starts every Monday at 8pm. We also have a recap starting at 7:30pm, where we'll cover the (very) basics, such as explaining what "front-end" means, discussing tools of the trade, and understanding basic HTML and CSS.

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==== Class for 2014-02-03: JavaScript, cont'd ====
We'll continue discussing JavaScript basics: arrays, objects, creating functions, and scopes.

[https://plus.google.com/events/cb2shc5b8fb0c9v3hhcd8l4kieg Join the Google+ Event to be notified of the video livestream (you don't have to be a Google+ member).]
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<h3 style="border-bottom: 0;">[http://docs.google.com/present/view?id=dfjgtf36_41hmtj2td2 Intro presentation]</h3>

<h3 style="border-bottom: 0;">[[Front-end_Web_Development/Notes|Previous Classes]]</h3>

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<h2 style="border-bottom: 0;">Lab</h2>
We also meet for a weekly lab/workshop where we work on an assignment that covers the material learned in the lecture earlier in the week. Those working on their own personal projects are also more than welcome to come and solicit help. Every Thursday at 8pm in the Turing classroom.

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==== [http://jeffreyatw.com/static/frontend/series5/class9/assignment.html Assignment for 2014-02-06] (JavaScript functions) ====
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Machine Learning

2014-02-06T04:33:18Z

RonaldCotani:

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=== Join the Mailing List ===

https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/ml

=== Next Meeting===

*When: Thursday, January 30, 2013 @ 7:00pm
*Where: 2169 Mission St. (Church classroom)
*Topic: k-Nearest Neighbors and k-Means Clustering
*Details:
*Who: Mike S

=== Take the Noisebridge ML Survey ===
[http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/W2T9ZB6 Take a survey] and vote for what you want to learn!

=== Talks and Workshops ===
We've given lots of workshops and talks over the past year or so, here's a few. Many of the workshops we've given previously are recurring and will be given again, especially upon request!
*[[NBML/Workshops/Intro to Machine Learning|Intro to Machine Learning]]
*[[NBML/Workshops/Brief Tour of Statistics|A Brief Tour of Statistics]]
*[[NBML/Workshops/Generalized Linear Models|Generalized Linear Models]]
*[[NBML/Workshops/Neural Nets|Neural Nets Workshop]]
*[[NBML/Workshops/Support Vector Machines|Support Vector Machines]]
*[[NBML/Workshops/Random Forests|Random Forests]]
*[[NBML/Workshops/Independent Components Analysis|Independent Components Analysis]]
*[[NBML/Workshops/Deep Nets|Deep Nets]]

=== Code and SourceForge Site ===
*We have a [http://sourceforge.net/projects/ml-noisebridge Sourceforge Project]
*We have a git repository on the project page, accessible as:
git clone git://ml-noisebridge.git.sourceforge.net/gitroot/ml-noisebridge/ml-noisebridge
*Send an email to the list if you want to become an administrator on the site to get write access to the git repo!

=== Future Talks and Topics, Ideas ===
*Random Forests in R
*Restricted Boltzmann Machines (Mike S, some day)
*Analyzing brain cells (Mike S)
*Deep Nets w/ Stacked Autoencoders (Mike S, some day)
*Generalized Linear Models (Mike S, Erin L? some day)
*Graphical Models
*Working with the Kinect
*Computer Vision with OpenCV

=== Projects ===
*[[Small Group Subproblems]]
*[[Machine Learning/Fundraising | Fundraising]]
*[[NBML_Course|Noisebridge Machine Learning Course]]
*[[Machine Learning/Kaggle Social Network Contest | Kaggle Social Network Contest]]
*[[KDD Competition 2010]]
*[[Machine Learning/Kaggle HIV | HIV]]

=== [[Machine_Learning/Datasets|Datasets and Websites]] ===
*[http://archive.ics.uci.edu/ml/ UCI Machine Learning Repository]
*[[DataSF.org]]
*[http://infochimps.com/ Infochimps]
*[http://www.face-rec.org/databases/ Face Recognition Databases]
*[http://robjhyndman.com/TSDL/ Time Series Data Library]
*[http://getthedata.org/ Data Q&A Forum]
*[http://metaoptimize.com/qa/ Metaoptimize]
*[http://www.quora.com/Machine-Learning Quora ML Page]
*[http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/research/climate/climate-monitoring/land-and-atmosphere/surface-station-records A ton of Weather Data]
*[http://mlcomp.org/ MLcomp]
**Upload your algorithm and objectively compare it's performance to other algorithms
*[http://www.ntis.gov/products/ssa-dmf.aspx Social Security Death Master File!]
*[http://www.sipri.org/databases SIPRI Social Databases]
**Wealth of information on international arms transfers and peace missions.
*[http://aws.amazon.com/publicdatasets/ Amazon AWS Public Datasets]
*[http://www.prio.no/Data/Armed-Conflict/ UCDP/PRIO Armed Conflict Datasets]
*[https://opendata.socrata.com/browse Socrata Government Datasets]

=== Software Tools ===

==== Generic ML Libraries ====
*[http://www.cs.waikato.ac.nz/ml/weka/ Weka]
**a collection of data mining tools and machine learning algorithms.
*[http://scikit-learn.sourceforge.net/ scikits.learn]
**Machine learning Python package
*[http://pypi.python.org/pypi/scikits.statsmodels scikits.statsmodels]
**Statistical models to go with scipy
*[http://pybrain.org PyBrain]
**Does feedforward, recurrent, SOM, deep belief nets.
*[http://www.csie.ntu.edu.tw/~cjlin/libsvm/ LIBSVM]
**c-based SVM package
*[http://pyml.sourceforge.net PyML]
*[http://mdp-toolkit.sourceforge.net/ MDP]
**Modular framework, has lots of stuff!
*[[Machine Learning/VirtualBox|VirtualBox]] Virtual Box Image with Pre-installed Libraries listed here
*[http://deeplearning.net/software/theano/ Theano: Symbolic Expressions and Transparent GPU Integration]
*[http://sympy.org sympy] Does symbolic math
*[http://waffles.sourceforge.net/ Waffles]
**Open source C++ set of machine learning command line tools.
*[http://rapid-i.com/content/view/181/196/ RapidMiner]
*[http://www.mrpt.org/ Mobile Robotic Programming Toolkit]
*[http://nipy.sourceforge.net/nitime/ nitime]
**NeuroImaging in Python, has some good time series analysis stuff and multi-variate response fitting.
*[http://pandas.pydata.org/ Pandas]
**Data analysis workflow in python
*[http://www.pytables.org/moin PyTables]
**Adds querying capabilities to HDF5 files
*[http://statsmodels.sourceforge.net/ statsmodels]
**Regression, time series analysis, statistics stuff for python
*[https://github.com/JohnLangford/vowpal_wabbit/wiki Vowpal Wabbit]
**"Intrinsically Fast" implementation of gradient descent for large datasets
*[http://www.shogun-toolbox.org/ Shogun]
**Fast implementations of SVMs
*[http://www.mlpack.org/ MLPACK]
**High performance scalable ML Library
*[http://www.torch.ch/ Torch]
**MATLAB-like environment for state-of-the art ML libraries written in LUA

==== Online ML ====
*[http://moa.cs.waikato.ac.nz/ MOA (Massive Online Analysis)]
**Offshoot of weka, has all online-algorithms
*[http://jubat.us/en/ Jubatus]
**Distributed Online ML
*[http://dogma.sourceforge.net/ DOGMA]
**MATLAB-based online learning stuff
*[http://code.google.com/p/libol/ libol]
*[http://code.google.com/p/oll/ oll]
*[http://code.google.com/p/scw-learning/ scw-learning]

==== Graphical Models ====
*[http://www.mrc-bsu.cam.ac.uk/bugs/ BUGS]
**MCMC for Bayesian Models
*[http://mcmc-jags.sourceforge.net/ JAGS]
**Hierarchical Bayesian Models
*[http://mc-stan.org/ Stan]
**A graphical model compiler
*[https://github.com/kutschkem/Jayes Jayes]
**Bayesian networks in Java
*[http://tops.sourceforge.net/ ToPS]
**Probabilistic models of sequences

==== Text Stuff ====
*[http://www.crummy.com/software/BeautifulSoup/ Beautiful Soup]
**Screen-scraping tools
*[http://www.mlsec.org/sally/ SALLY]
**Tool for embedding strings into vector spaces
*[http://radimrehurek.com/gensim/ Gensim]
**Topic modeling

==== Collaborative Filtering ====
*[http://prea.gatech.edu/ PREA]
**Personalized Recommendation Algorithms Toolkit
*[http://svdfeature.apexlab.org/wiki/Main_Page SVDFeature]
**Collaborative Filtering and Ranking Toolkit

==== Computer Vision ====
*[http://opencv.willowgarage.com/documentation/index.html OpenCV]
**Computer Vision Library
**Has ML component (SVM, trees, etc)
**Online tutorials [http://www.pages.drexel.edu/~nk752/tutorials.html here]
*[http://drwn.anu.edu.au/ DARWIN]
**Generic C++ ML and Computer Vision Library
*[http://sourceforge.net/projects/petavision/ PetaVision]
**Developing a real-time, full-scale model of the primate visual cortex.

==== Audio Processing ====
*[http://tlecomte.github.com/friture/ Friture]
**Real-time spectrogram generation
*[http://code.google.com/p/pyo/ pyo]
**Real-time audio signal processing
*[https://github.com/jsawruk/pymir PYMir]
**A library for reading mp3's into python, and doing analysis
*[http://www.fon.hum.uva.nl/praat/ PRAAT]
**Speech analysis toolkit
*[http://ofer.sci.ccny.cuny.edu/sound_analysis_pro Sound Analysis Pro]
**Tool for analyzing animal sounds
*[http://luscinia.sourceforge.net/ Luscinia]
**Software for archiving, measuring, and analyzing bioacoustic data

*[http://wiki.python.org/moin/PythonInMusic List of Sound Tools for Python]

==== Data Visualization ====
*[http://www.ailab.si/orange/ Orange]
**Strong data visualization component
*[http://gephi.org/ Gephi]
**Graph Visualization
*[http://had.co.nz/ggplot2/ ggplot]
**Nice plotting package for R
*[http://code.enthought.com/projects/mayavi/ MayaVi2]
**3D Scientific Data Visualization
*[http://cytoscape.github.io/cytoscape.js/ Cytoscape]
**A JavaScript graph library for analysis and visualisation
*[https://plot.ly/ plot.ly]
**Web-based plotting

==== Cluster Computing ====
*[http://lucene.apache.org/mahout/ Mahout]
**Hadoop cluster based ML package.
*[http://web.mit.edu/star/cluster/ STAR: Cluster]
**Easily build your own Python computing cluster on Amazon EC2

==== Database Stuff ====
*[http://madlib.net/ MADlib]
**Machine learning algorithms for in-database data
*[http://www.joyent.com/products/manta Manta]
**Distributed object storage

==== Neural Simulation ====
*[http://nengo.ca/ Nengo]

==== Other ====
*[http://jmlr.csail.mit.edu/mloss/ Journal of Machine Learning Software List]

=== Presentations and other Materials ===
* [[Awesome Machine Learning Applications]] -- A list of cool applications of ML
* [[Hands-on Machine Learning]], a presentation [[User:jbm|jbm]] gave on 2009-01-07.
* http://www.youtube.com/user/StanfordUniversity#g/c/A89DCFA6ADACE599 Stanford Machine Learning online course videos]
* [[Media:Brief_statistics_slides.pdf]], a presentation given on statistics for the machine learning group
* [http://www.linkedin.com/groupAnswers?viewQuestionAndAnswers=&discussionID=20096092&gid=77616&trk=EML_anet_qa_ttle-0Nt79xs2RVr6JBpnsJt7dBpSBA LinkedIn] discussion on good resources for data mining and predictive analytics
* [http://www.face-rec.org/algorithms/ Face Recognition Algorithms]
* [http://www.ics.uci.edu/~welling/classnotes/classnotes.html Max Welling's ML classnotes]

=== Topics to Learn and Teach ===
[[NBML Course]] - Noisebridge Machine Learning Curriculum (work-in-progress)

[[CS229]] - The Stanford Machine learning Course @ noisebridge

*Supervised Learning
**Linear Regression
**Linear Discriminants
**Neural Nets/Radial Basis Functions
**Support Vector Machines
**Classifier Combination [http://www.cedar.buffalo.edu/~srihari/CSE555/Chap9.Part6.pdf]
**A basic decision tree builder, recursive and using entropy metrics

*Unsupervised Learning
**[[Machine_Learning/HMM|Hidden Markov Models]]
**Clustering: PCA, k-Means, Expectation-Maximization
**Graphical Modeling
**Generative Models: gaussian distribution, multinomial distributions, HMMs, Naive Bayes
**[[Machine_Learning/Deep_Belief_Networks|Deep Belief Networks & Restricted Boltzmann Machines]]

*Reinforcement Learning
**Temporal Difference Learning

*Math, Probability & Statistics
**Metric spaces and what they mean
**Fundamentals of probabilities
**Decision Theory (Bayesian)
**Maximum Likelihood
**Bias/Variance Tradeoff, VC Dimension
**Bagging, Bootstrap, Jacknife [http://www.cedar.buffalo.edu/~srihari/CSE555/Chap9.Part3.pdf]
**Information Theory: Entropy, Mutual Information, Gaussian Channels
**Estimation of Misclassification [http://www.cedar.buffalo.edu/~srihari/CSE555/Chap9.Part5.pdf]
**No-Free Lunch Theorem [http://www.cedar.buffalo.edu/~srihari/CSE555/Chap9.Part1.pdf]

*Machine Learning SDK's
** [http://opencv.willowgarage.com/documentation/index.html OpenCV] ML component (SVM, trees, etc)
**[http://lucene.apache.org/mahout/ Mahout] a Hadoop cluster based ML package.
**[http://www.cs.waikato.ac.nz/ml/weka/ Weka] a collection of data mining tools and machine learning algorithms.

*Applications
** Collective Intelligence & Recommendation Engines

=== [[Machine Learning/Meeting Notes|Meeting Notes]]===

[[Category:Events]]
[[Category:Projects]]

IRC

2014-02-06T04:31:43Z

RonaldCotani:

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TROLL WARNING -- many people have reported way unexcellent behavior on our IRC Channel.

We use an IRC channel that's on [http://freenode.net/ freenode]. Feel free to join. The needed information is as follows:

irc://chat.freenode.net
#noisebridge

You can connect via a browser at: http://webchat.freenode.net/?channels=#noisebridge

We have a helpful bot in the channel by the name of [[noisebot|noisebot]] run by [[User:Dr_jesus|dr_jesus]].

== Etiquette and fun ==

* It's impolite to store logs of this channel. Please disable logging before joining #noisebridge.
* It is not impolite, however, to add funny quotes to [[quotes|the quotes page]].
* There are trolls on the IRC channel. Please don't feed them.

== Unfamiliar with IRC? ==

Here's some good [http://freenode.net/using_the_network.shtml general documentation about IRC and Freenode].

For those who are not familiar with getting on IRC, here's what Mitch did:

* For Windows: Download and install [http://www.pidgin.im/ Pidgin] (free IM chat software for Windows -- there's plenty of other free software to choose from for Windows and other OSs).
* For Macs - Colloquy (that also supports SILC) is Free Software [http://colloquy.info/ Colloquy].
* For those who run Ubuntu and are not familiar with IRC (unlikely?): $ sudo aptitude install xchat

Then (using Pidgin on Windows):

# create an IRC account on Pidgin ([http://adammonsen.com/post/329 good documentation for this step])
## Go to Accounts (I got to Accounts by right-clicking on the icon in the system tray)
## Click the Add button
## For the Protocal, choose: IRC
## For the Server: chat.freenode.net
## If you have a Screen name (a “nick”), type it in as your Username (If you don’t own one yet, make one up)
## Click on the Advanced tab, and fill in the Real name field
## Check the Use SSL box, if you like
## Click the Save button
# join channel: #noisebridge:
##In the "freenode-connect" tab that appeared in Pidgin, type: '/j #noisebridge' (without the quotes)
# So that no one else can use your nick, you can register your nickname at freenode.net

If all else fails you can use the chatzilla plugin for Firefox:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/chatzilla/

== Hacking on IRC ==

Some members only want IRC to be used to discuss hacking. To satisfy this we have developed a system to ensure that all discussions are about hacking.

# Say, "I am wondering about (topic)"
# Then say, "Can we do some (topic) hacking?"

For example, "Wow, can you believe that (recent drama) happened in the space" is not correct.
The correct approach would be, "We really need to do some drama hacking. Can you believe that (recent drama) happened in the space?"

Congratulations, you have just been excellent to other members by only talking about hacking in the IRC channel.

== Channel Defense ==

Occasionally, people and programs may generate traffic in the #noisebridge IRC channel with the intent of provoking negative emotional responses. If you currently have operator status in the IRC channel when this happens, use the guidelines for each trollcon level to determine what channel mode to use.

Other things to consider if you're in a hurry:

* Do not op users if they have not authenticated with NickServ. Check if a user is authenticated with NickServ by sending NickServ the command info <user> in a private message.

* Consider setting +r (only allow users registered with NickServ) and +t (only ops can change the topic) on the channel.

* Consider using +q (channel-level ignore) instead of +b to silence the provoking users. This allows for users who were mistakenly caught with a hostmask that was too broad to still join the channel and find an op to help troubleshoot.

* Remember that the motivation of the provoking users is to generate emotional responses. If they do not see any, they will move on to a more responsive channel. It is important to avoid talking about them.

== Defense Procedures ==

There is an inherent conflict between allowing free speech in #noisebridge and restricting the ability of trolls to disrupt the exchange of ideas. Any restrictions on speech must be temporary. Remember to undo any changes you make within about 24 hours.

Some tips on creating hostmasks:

* Around trollcon 2, trolls may start joining from multiple domain names. Make sure to reverse lookup the names to see if they're in the same network block. If they are, set a mask for the whole block. For example, morb (an actual troll) has control of several machines in 208.122.47.88/29. Two of the machines are named failure.mysqrl.com and variance.misentropic.com. Looking up these names shows that they're in the same network block:
$ dig +short variance.misentropic.com
208.122.47.88
$ dig +short failure.mysqrl.com
208.122.47.95
Setting a mask of *!*@208.122.47.* will catch all computers in the surrounding /24 without having to enter masks for each one individually. For more precise information on what network block the addresses are in, try using a referral-following whois tools like whois.domaintools.com.
* Don't bother with username masks (*!username@host.com) unless you know that a troll is on a shared vhost they don't have root on (such as chef.nerp.net). It is common for trolls to be able to spoof ident replies.
* Note that afraid.org provides a large pool of domains which can have reverse DNS entries added by arbitrary members of the public. Subdomains under a domain hosted by afraid.org may be entirely legitimate, although you should report offensive subdomains to dnsadmin at afraid dot org for TOS/AUP violations.

=== Trollcon 0 ===

Recommended [http://freenode.net/using_the_network.shtml channel mode]: +Cn

People are chatting about their business as usual, occasional frustrated ranting by someone.

=== Trollcon 1 ===

Recommended channel mode: +Cnpt

Troll present and attempting to provoke an emotional response.

Procedure: Set +q on the troll.

=== Trollcon 2 ===

Recommended channel mode: +Cnptj 1:60 and possibly +q $~a to quiet unregistered users, or even +r to prevent unregistered users from joining at all.

Multiple trolls incoming and spamming the channel.

Procedure: Set +j 1:60 on the channel to throttle joins and buy a little time, then start setting +q on the trolls. If the trolls are coming through a web gateway or an IRC bounce host like xzibition, then use a forwarding ban similar to this:

+b *!*@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/*$##overflow

If the spam makes it hard to see or cut and paste names to create hostmasks, then quiet all nonregistered users temporarily:

+q $~a

=== Trollcon 3 ===

Recomended channel mode: You're boned. If possible, use a kickban everyone script to buy time.

Channel takeover, troll(s) have ops, spambot(s) spewing text into the channel.

Procedure: Get a hold of radii, Syzygy-, or Valkyrie` to override ops and reclaim the channel. "/msg chanserv access #noisebridge list" will give you the current list of registered channel operators.

It's not guaranteed, but Freenode staff may show up and help deal with it, as they claim to have a mechanism for detecting these kinds of problems.

== Abuse Contacts ==

It's important to report trolls to the ISP hosting the abuser. Most ISPs have an acceptable use policy which prohibits antisocial behavior, and having everyone affected by the troll report the abuser will help limit the troll's resources. Here's a list of AUPs and contacts for various ISPs. You should also get the output of the following CTCP requests to help fingerprint the user BEFORE you kick them from the channel:

* FINGER - Returns the user's full name, and idle time.
* VERSION - The version and type of the client.
* SOURCE - Where to obtain a copy of a client.
* USERINFO - A string set by the user (never the client coder)
* CLIENTINFO - Dynamic master index of what a client knows.
* PING - Used to measure the delay of the IRC network
* TIME - Gets the local date and time from other clients.

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!AUP
!Sections likely violated
!Contact email address
|-
|covad.net
|[http://support.covad.net/export/sites/support/resources/legal/docs/Covad_AUP.pdf Acceptable Use Policy]
|Illegal use prohibited (iv), Abuse use prohibited (ii), (v)
|abuse@covad.net
|-
|sbcglobal.net, pacbell.net, 64.134.230.29 (wayport)
|[http://www.att.com/aup Acceptable Use Policy]
|Inappropriate Interaction with Minors, Threatening Material or Content
|abuse@att.net
|-
|comcast.net
|[http://www.comcast.com/Corporate/Customers/Policies/HighSpeedInternetAUP.html High Speed Internet AUP]
|Conduct and information restrictions
|[http://www.comcast.net/terms/abuse/ abuse@comcast.net]
|-
|157.22.245.18 (spoofed reverse DNS PTR of bordersgroupinc.customer.alter.net)
|[http://www.verizonbusiness.com/terms/aup/ Acceptable Use Policy]
|Illegal Use ("Transmission, distribution or storage of any material in violation of any applicable law or regulation is prohibited. This includes... material that is obscene")
|[http://www.verizonbusiness.com/terms/aup/contacts/ abuse-mail@verizonbusiness.com]
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2014-02-06T04:24:25Z

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"nose bridge"

Version control tutorial

2014-02-06T04:23:01Z

RonaldCotani:

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Gack, I lost the version I had due to an accidental tap of the back button. I'd be happy if someone else wanted to add to this....

= Agenda =

We should do this in two parts, probably.

== Introduction to Version Control ==

* "Keeping a forever history of your work."
* What is a repository?
* What is a branch?
* Pros and cons of centralized versus distributed version control systems.

== Advanced trickery ==

* Rewriting history, hosting your own repositories on the network, and so much more.

= Times =
What works for people? Suggestions welcome.

* weekdays between 8 AM and 5 PM
* wednesday evenings between 6 PM and 8 PM
* ?

Linux System Admin class on Tuesdays is now working on Git. Interested in taking part?

Version control tutorial

2014-02-06T04:22:46Z

RonaldCotani:

[[File:RonaldCotani.jpg:1000px]]
Gack, I lost the version I had due to an accidental tap of the back button. I'd be happy if someone else wanted to add to this....

= Agenda =

We should do this in two parts, probably.

== Introduction to Version Control ==

* "Keeping a forever history of your work."
* What is a repository?
* What is a branch?
* Pros and cons of centralized versus distributed version control systems.

== Advanced trickery ==

* Rewriting history, hosting your own repositories on the network, and so much more.

= Times =
What works for people? Suggestions welcome.

* weekdays between 8 AM and 5 PM
* wednesday evenings between 6 PM and 8 PM
* ?

Linux System Admin class on Tuesdays is now working on Git. Interested in taking part?

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2014-02-06T04:20:18Z

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Board/2014 Nominations

2014-02-06T04:07:23Z

RonaldCotani:

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This is the list of nominations for Noisebridge's 2014 board. Nominations are closed.

* [[User:AlSweigart|Al Sweigart]] [accepted]
* [[User:Nthmost|Naomi Most]] [accepted]
* [[User:Snail|Snail]]
* [[User:SuperQ|Ben Kochie]]
* [[User:Yesac|Casey Callendrello]] [accepted]
* [[User:The_merlin|Alex “Merlin” Glowaski]] [accepted]
* [[User:Creativetaboo|Madelynn Martiniere]] [accepted]
* [[User:Danf|Dan Freeman]]
* [[User:Mischief|Nick Owens]] [accepted]
* [[User:Flamsmark|Tom Lowenthal]] [accepted]
* [[User:Jimgress|Jim Burke]] [accepted]
* [[User:Tensory|Ari Lacenski]] [accepted]
* [[User:Setient|Ronald Cotoni]] [accepted]
* [[User:Leif|Leif Ryge]]
* Jade [accepted]

User talk:Gregorydillon

2014-02-06T04:07:17Z

RonaldCotani:

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==Can we disassemble the sleep space==

--[[User:Gregorydillon|Greg]] ([[User talk:Gregorydillon|talk]]) 16:03, 4 February 2014 (UTC)overnight the door to the shop was broken.

The sleep cave destroyed a lot of community feelings and badly set Noisebridge back. I think the conflict it caused, the augmentation of hopelessness that it pushed is a major reason that the cleanup had such low turn out out. Can we now disassemble the sleep space?? Even good people sometimes make bad choices. Friends help them.
: yes you can - anonymous

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''Hi Greg. Thanks for sharing your thoughts. Here is a link to an essay with guidelines fpr postulating causal (rather than casual) correlation -> http://norvig.com/experiment-design.html ... And, another interesting essay in the same vein here -> http://norvig.com/prayer.html''

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'' Thanks for the link. Good stuff, some of which I'm aware of. But I not trying to cloth my perception of the reason the turnout at the cleanup was low with a veneer of scientific backing, Its just what I think, largely from my own cognitive experience of the events, and a small amount of sample of convenience.

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== Sleeper Thoughts ==

Someone sleeping in the DJ booth. No one sleeping on the couch.
[[User:Gregorydillon|Gregorydillon]] ([[User talk:Gregorydillon|talk]]) 14:38, 23 January 2014 (UTC)

January 21, 2014

About 6:20 am. "lobster" was sleeping on the coach in the main section. HVisibly that is not helpful to the space. I asked him who is sponsoring him. He said Jake, but that jake is not here. Then said JC. JC was also sleeping here in his own space and confirmed that he is sponsoring lobster to sleep on the coach. Joseph and Jayc are here. When I spoke up to lobster, some other younger women laughed at me trying to bring order to the place.

Hi
January 15, 2014

Arrived early. Three people openly sleeping: two on the coaches at the entrance, one in the library. All recognizable as members or regulars.
UPDATE - a second consensus member sleeping here. so that makes 4

I'm making my coffee, and looking at System Administration Class, examples.

December 28, 2013

Couple weeks of summarized observations. I've come in early to the space about 4 times and I've seen some more people sleeping here. I haven't woken any of them up. I'm not comfortable with dealing with the expected confrontation, especially when I believe the person is sleeping off a drug or alcohol binge and rather won't listen.

I don't want to get judgmental, and I'm also thinking that sometimes a ban is too harsh for the event. More like, if someone has slept there, they shouldn't be in the overnight hours for about 3 months.

Also, dealing with this at Tuesday meetings takes too long. For two recent sleepers 40 minutes one week 20 minutes another => 1 hour times ~ 20 people at the meeting =. 20 person hour * some value.

December 13, 2013
Was at NB at about 8:20. Don't think there were any sleepers.

December 12, 2013
Was at NB early, "7:30 am" partly with intention to take inventory if there were sleepers. I did not see any. And was surprised in a good way how much "good activity" was happening early in the morning. Also, normal, around the water cooler talk among strong players.

Some rather random notes:

Saturday, I was in the space early, well 11:00 am on a Saturday, for the cleanup event.

At the time, there were two people asleep in the Church Classroom, One guy
who probably had just wokenup.

My thoughts are still evolving about what is the best way to deal with people using Noisebridge as a shelter.

It does have a cost for inconveniencing other people using the space

Observe first. I want to get my ideas together, before doing something the "wrong" way

Disinclined to call this a police emergency. Its been happening a long time, so it is not an "emergency" And people sleeping is not an "emergency" but maybe it is a non-emergency police matter. Or maybe not even. .... And should be dealt with by access controls and Tuesday meetings. Ponder, ponder, talk about this.

I didn't want to be the one to confront the sleepers.

== Better wiki procedures ==
--[[User:Gregorydillon|Greg]] ([[User talk:Gregorydillon|talk]]) 16:47, 3 February 2014 (UTC) The automatic signiture page gives UTC time. Wish there was a toggle to give local time.

two equal signs -- I'm thinking that two equal signs is wiki markup for creating a new section. [[User:Gregorydillon|Gregorydillon]] ([[User talk:Gregorydillon|talk]])

Four Tildes created this.

[[User:Gregorydillon|Gregorydillon]] ([[User talk:Gregorydillon|talk]]) 05:45, 19 January 2014 (UTC)

and Three Tildes create this.
[[User:Gregorydillon|Gregorydillon]] ([[User talk:Gregorydillon|talk]])

More hints at : [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:Wiki_markup#Signing_comments]

Number of Noisebridge users is {{NUMBEROFUSERS}}.

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== Draft Proposed Consensus Item -v0.2 Please feel free to comment - ==

When a person is found sleeping at Noisebridge, the community should consider if there are sufficient mitigating circumstance or gray areas --e.g power naps, special extenuating circumstances, etc. -- so that a sanction other than banning should be permitted.

The problems related with sleeping at Noisebridge are not easily solved but it would be helpful sanctions other than banning at Noisebridge that recognizes gray areas, mitigating circumstances and allows for sanctions other than banning.

[[User:Gregorydillon|Gregorydillon]] ([[User talk:Gregorydillon|talk]] p) 15:25, 22 January 2014 (UTC)
[[User:Gregorydillon|Gregorydillon]] ([[User talk:Gregorydillon|talk]]) 14:36, 23 January 2014 (UTC)

== Sleeping at Noisebridge ==
@ 8:30 am local time, when I left, there were two people openly sleeping in the space. Should I start to be putting names with the sleeping people?
I know I feel different when it is "residency" sleeping from "catch some winks when working hard" or had a "extraordinary emergency" so.--[[User:Gregorydillon|Greg]] ([[User talk:Gregorydillon|talk]]) 16:59, 5 February 2014 (UTC)

6:30 am pacific time is --[[User:Gregorydillon|Greg]] ([[User talk:Gregorydillon|talk]]) 14:52, 5 February 2014 (UTC) One sleeping at the common hacatorium table. Someone who frequently slept here the last two weeks is awake and drawing. Hidden, idk

--[[User:Gregorydillon|Greg]] ([[User talk:Gregorydillon|talk]]) 16:05, 4 February 2014 (UTC)Here just before 8 am. Same two habitual sleepers. One wakes up from J.C's cave, the other is still sleeping on the floor by the soldering area.
Better then when he was sleeping in the library.

--[[User:Gregorydillon|Greg]] ([[User talk:Gregorydillon|talk]]) 17:44, 2 February 2014 (UTC) second habitual sleeper comes out of J.C.'s den.

--[[User:Gregorydillon|Greg]] ([[User talk:Gregorydillon|talk]]) 17:05, 2 February 2014 (UTC) One guy openly sleeping by common table in Hackatorium. Raining out. Would feel sorry for him. I think its 4 times I've seen him sleeping here, and two other times in the early am. I think he has moved in. Don't know his name.
:Did you ask his name? Or try talking to him about why people sleeping at Noisebridge makes it unpleasant for others? - anonymous
: No neither - I'll probably ask around and get his name. --[[User:Gregorydillon|Greg]] ([[User talk:Gregorydillon|talk]]) 17:15, 3 February 2014 (UTC)

[[User:Gregorydillon|Gregorydillon]] ([[User talk:Gregorydillon|talk]]) 17:36, 31 January 2014 (UTC) got in late this morning. Didn't see anyone asleep, but three people who regularly sleep at NB, here in the early.

[[User:Gregorydillon|Gregorydillon]] ([[User talk:Gregorydillon|talk]]) 14:39, 30 January 2014 (UTC) Got in about 6:15. Two people sleeping in the Library. Both are repeat sleepers. (One is same guy as yesterday "wake up with coffee, wears a beanie." and (?a??)

[[User:Gregorydillon|Gregorydillon]] ([[User talk:Gregorydillon|talk]]) 14:38, 29 January 2014 (UTC) Got in just about 6:15. One guy sleeping in the library where I like to drink my coffee. I offered him a cup of coffee. he declined, and after a few went to the restroom, and then I believe a different space to finish his sleep. All in all, rather chill.

Got in just just before six. The place looked great. The floor is clean, the kitchen is clean. The space was quiet.

There were at least two people sleeping. One in the DJ booth, and one in chairs in Church.[[User:Gregorydillon|Gregorydillon]] ([[User talk:Gregorydillon|talk]]) 14:07, 27 January 2014 (UTC)

== Better than Starbuck - Was Glorified Starbucks ==

--[[User:Gregorydillon|Greg]] ([[User talk:Gregorydillon|talk]]) 16:06, 4 February 2014 (UTC)Kitchen sink area remains totally trashed. Dauntingly messy.

--[[User:Gregorydillon|Greg]] ([[User talk:Gregorydillon|talk]]) 17:03, 2 February 2014 (UTC)Brought Coffee, Made a pot. Cleaned the sink area and around the coffee tray for 10 minutes. But kitchen is still messy.

[[User:Gregorydillon|Gregorydillon]] ([[User talk:Gregorydillon|talk]]) 17:53, 1 February 2014 (UTC) Got here at weekend hours, about 9:30. I'm working hard on doing a bash script, so I was here late last night, and kinda early this morning. Gonna do a count, but seems like 6 sleeper were here over night, but are awake now. Too much non hacker noise, coming from them with words like, fucking, shit, hella, louder laughs then necessary. I made a pot of coffee, but if this keeps up, I'm moving on this morning.

[[User:Gregorydillon|Gregorydillon]] ([[User talk:Gregorydillon|talk]]) 17:34, 31 January 2014 (UTC)Joseph had coffee made when I got in this morning. It was good.'
[[User:Gregorydillon|Gregorydillon]] ([[User talk:Gregorydillon|talk]]) 14:42, 30 January 2014 (UTC) The kitchen sink is rather backed up with dirty dishes, considerable uneaten food left on counter an uncleaned crumbs..

My wiki talk page got out of order. Trying to restore it.
[[User:Gregorydillon|Gregorydillon]] ([[User talk:Gregorydillon|talk]]) 14:41, 29 January 2014 (UTC)

I came late. Say 7:10. Joseph made coffee and offered me some. Nice. [[User:Gregorydillon|Gregorydillon]] ([[User talk:Gregorydillon|talk]]) 15:49, 28 January 2014 (UTC)

Thankyou, whoever brought the coffee filters. [[Special:Contributions/199.241.200.45|199.241.200.45]] 15:32, 27 January 2014 (UTC)

Nice, Monoad came in early this morning. Nice to see someone solid in the morning. I believe there are 6 people here none of whom are members or associates.

Sashy was sleeping on the coach in the front room. Turning on the lights woke her up. I asked her if a member was sponsoring her. She said she has been a member for three years. But she didn't know her name on the on membership rolls. Another guy who had been sleeping on the other front coach, said that he doesn't have a sponsor, but that he has been vetted and told that it was okay by someone who I 90% sure is. (***R***). Then Sara is sleeping in J.C.'s space. Two people awake in the back who I recognize, one that I don't recognize. - Not a real Starbucks. [[User:Gregorydillon|Gregorydillon]] ([[User talk:Gregorydillon|talk]]) 15:36, 24 January 2014 (UTC)

The guy who has vetted by (***R***) is rambling on nearly incoherently. Makes the space creepy.

[[User:Gregorydillon|Gregorydillon]] ([[User talk:Gregorydillon|talk]]) 14:39, 23 January 2014 (UTC) Made a pot of coffee. Opened some windows, place smells of a decaying mouse. It is quiet.

January 21, 2014
When I talk to people about this, I''ve gotten links that it won't work

January 17, 2014
Actual Starbucks. The gate was locked, and keycode did not work.

January 16, 2014
Nice. Very nice. In by 6. am One very polite guy using multimeters and soldering. All the dishes have been done. No one is openly sleeping here. Very nice. I think the same coffee taste better than normal.

January 14, 2014
I was in the space before 6 am this morning. I made a smaller pot of coffee, and ended up drinking it myself. Today, I liked it the noisebridge space at the early hour. I put on some Mozart, softly. I worked on a course that I'm looking at with the beginning of a new semester at CCSF. - enuf on that for now.

Again the Kitchen is a mess, with the sink filled with plates, cutting boards with messes on them. General disorder.

January 13, 2014
Late for Coding Class Starbucks. Got here about 8:10 am. But the environment is not work friendly. The music is wrong, with wrong words, and it more feels like its driven by someone up all night, than music for people waking up. Also the Coffee maker area is a mess, and the kitchen is a mess. I made a pot of coffee and offered some. I didn't cleanup the other people's mess.

I'm studying by video watching CS50. the Harvard extension programming class. But. as is for I would not attach my name to hosting a morning study meetup at noisebridge, even that there are 15 people looking for a meetup space on meetup.com

January 11, 2014
I came in about 7:45 on Saturday with the plan to make a pot of coffee. But disappointed. Yesterday there were like +10 coffee filters left. Today there were zero. What happened? I like to start my morning with coffee.

January 10, 2014
I'm feeling the space would be better if there was more activity in the morning. I've been making a pot of coffee, well twice now. I was thinking about doing some morning cousera coding glorified coffee starbucks haha. What it would be is making a pot(s) of coffee between say 7:15 and 8:45, and putting coursera coding classes on a the collaborationstation in Turing, and a clean table between the kitchen and Turing. One room with a scheduled video coding classes, and an outside area for either small group, or just coding. What do you think? Would you go? Would you cooperate, and take the lead role on certain days? I'm just thinking, but not committed yet."

== Potentential Consensus Item - Your thoughts are invited - The names of those who block has to be included on the wiki history page ==

I have a proposed consensus item that I'm mulling.

That when a consensus item is blocked by <=2, their names have to be included on the wiki history page.

Rational - Makes it easy to see if someone is a habitual blocker, and facilitate communication to resolve.

And - more playfully, if someone blocks more than twice in a four week period, they have to put out the garbage, and clean the kitchen and bathrooms for a month. haha Show their contribution. Just kidding, but like many jokes with a hint or

== Banned People ==

--[[User:Gregorydillon|Greg]] ([[User talk:Gregorydillon|talk]]) 16:45, 3 February 2014 (UTC)
This morning I heard that Dante came back last night. He took a fighting attitude. saying he and his control the space.

Talk:Board/2014 Nominations

2014-02-06T04:04:44Z

RonaldCotani:

== (Nominations are closed. Removing declined nominees.) ==

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The declined nominees were removed.

How does this work that those nominated who neither declined or accepted continue to be on the nomination list now that the period is closed?

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picture of ilya who was acting irrationally and confusing his backpack with someone else's, and had to leave.

Songbridge

2014-02-06T03:44:22Z

RonaldCotani:

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Attention: Due to the holidays I will not be holding another class until Jan. Also because of low attendance I'm going to offer the class bi-monthly instead of every week. I'd love to hear what times would be best for everyone interested in continuing the class.
Songbridge is a new group at Noisebridge that meets Sundays at 1pm in the Church classroom (The back room).

Songbridge is for song hacking: making music that hacks human minds and emotions.
We cover multitrack recording using DAWs (digital audio workstations)

==Contacts==
*Josh Hertel: [mailto:jhertel242@yahoo.com jhertel242@yahoo.com] [[User:Jhertel242]]
*[[User:lxpk]]

==Things to bring==
*Laptops
*Music Software
**Mac-only: GarageBand
**Ableton Live
**Cubase
**Basically any software based multi-recording system.

==Linux Music Production Distros==
(in no particular order)
*'''AV Linux''' http://www.bandshed.net/AVLinux.html
:"...a full complement of the best Linux Audio and Video creation software encompassing both open-source excellence and commercial demos." '''Free.'''
*'''KX Studio''' http://kxstudio.sourceforge.net/
:"...a collection of applications, artwork and plugins, targeted at audio and video production." '''Free.'''
*'''Tango''' http://tangostudio.tuxfamily.org/en/tangostudio
:"A complete Live (GNU/LINUX) distribution for musicians and professionals studios based on Ubuntu Lucid 10.04.4." Free.
*'''Ubuntu Studio''' http://ubuntustudio.org/
:"...some of the most popular and recently updated audio software in the Linux world." '''Free.'''
:Ubuntu Studio VirtualBox image: http://virtualboxes.org/images/ubuntu-studio
*'''Studio 13.37''' (formerly "Puppy Studio") http://www.getstudio1337.com/
:"...the fastest, most fully-featured, pro audio studio in the world! Studio 13.37 (pronounced “leet”) is perfect for professional audio work. Doesn’t need to be installed, and can produce studio-quality results from almost any computer. Unbelievable speed, amazingly low latency, and “zero glitches”. Full money-back guarantee." '''$50'''
*'''MORE:''' http://www.penguinproducer.com/Blog/2011/09/distributions/

==Linux Audio Software==
*Paid and free software. These are stuffs included with AV Linux, but you can obtain them for other Linux distros: http://www.getstudio1337.com/features-2/
*Linux Music-Making Software: http://audio.tutsplus.com/articles/general/29-music-making-apps-for-linux/

==Linux Hardware Audio/USB Interfaces==
*http://ubuntuforums.org/archive/index.php/t-1720657.html

==Johny Radio's Hand-Picked Musical Web Toys & Tools==
A collection of free, fun, web-based, music and sound producing toys and tools. Includes a mutating windchime, toys that twist your instrument or turn your voice into visual art, gorgeous drones, a visual harp, a fractal synthesizer, faithfully-modeled 808 and 909 drum machines, a modeled plucked string, reverbs, MIDI multitrackers, and full-fledged recording studios.
https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Web_Sound_Toys

Board/2014 Nominations

2014-02-06T03:44:04Z

RonaldCotani:

AskToLeave

2014-02-06T03:43:46Z

RonaldCotani:

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(Please note: this page intended as temporary notepad for "leave and come back to talk at a meeting, or don't come back at all" situations - as an alternative to engaging the whole NB-Discuss mailing list. It is not meant to revive broader drama for example the now-blanked-and-locked [[85]] page.)

See also:
* [[Conflict Resolution]]
* [[Community Standards]]
* [[86]]

==Ongoing==
===February 4, 2014===
Andrew Dru Byrne. Asked to leave and come back to a Tuesday meeting. [http://photos4.meetupstatic.com/photos/member/1/3/4/e/member_95284942.jpeg photo]
===Wednesday May 29th 2013===
... Donald ... sheesh. Details later. Talked around a razor blade held in his mouth.

==Unresolved==
===Saturday May 18th 2013===
Paula was asked to leave in the morning. After prolonged discussion, she did. Hasn't returned to the space as of Wednesday May 29.

===Thursday June 13th 2013===
I ([[user:hicksu|Jarrod]]) asked Red to leave in the morning. He did, while hitting the walls and pulling down the cables in the hallway in the process. He was also asked to leave previously on June 11th, by Chase, but did not leave the space.

===Wednesday June 19th 2013===
(Emailed to Noisebridge-discuss by Leif)

''This afternoon I asked an older man named James to leave Noisebridge.''

''This is loud obnoxious James who used to wear a cowboy hat and be around frequently. Today was the first time I've seen him in several months; I heard he has been in southen california.''

===Thursday June 20 2013===
Wade has been asked to leave the space by Dan and return to a meeting. He has left and may return to the meeting.

Wade just recently started coming to the space and even attended the most recent Tuesday meeting. He has brown hair stands about 5'6" and has been mostly wearing a bright yellow shirt. He has been working on a Pirate Radio station in the DJ booth east of church.

===Saturday December 28 2013===
Pigeon:
I asked Sarah to leave after becoming upset as she was unresponsive to attempts to reason with her about behavior, that I consider to be white supremacist, which made me feel uncomfortable (using the word "n****r" nonchalantly, [Andre first said the word n***a and defended it ?half-ironically?] and even after making at least one person (myself) feel uncomfortable, defending the use as taking the power away from the word, and reversing the conversation to how she feels oppressed, by being called out on being a part of gentrification, while walking in a black ghetto).

==Resolved==
===Scud and Chrissie===
[[Meeting_Notes_2013_05_21|Two]] [[Meeting_Notes_2013_05_28|meetings]] later ... [[Consensus_Items_History|consensus passed]] to bar Scud and Chrissie from Noisebridge permanently as of Tuesday May 28th 2013. This may be appealed if a member sees fit to revisit at a later date.

==Guidelines==
(Here's some perspective excerpted from the Noisebridge mailing list ...)

https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2013-March/034846.html
<pre>
[...] one of the reasons why the Noisebridge tradition has emerged
over the last few years of asking people to leave and come back at
meeting is to defuse immediate situations. It doesn't mean anything more
than some matter has arisen that the people involved feel uncomfortable
handling on their own, and would rather discuss it with the wider
community.

It's not intended as a punishment. Indeed, if one feels outraged that
one will have to spend a maximum of seven days not at Noisebridge, I do
rather think one is probably making Noisebridge too much of your life,
and need a break anyway.

I also strongly believe the following points represent a consensus
position at this point, although it isn't the sort of thing that we put
through official consensus, it's definitely something that fits with
what most of us do when we're doacratically handling these situations.

1. If you're in an argument with somebody that seems irresolvable and
looks like it's escalating, you or they should ask the other to leave
and come back to meeting. It's okay for both sides to do that, because
that gets the confrontation out of the space, and gives time for people
to calm down.

2. It's considered excellent to leave and come to the meeting. It counts
in your favor.

3. Not leaving isn't excellent, because at that point at least one
person is stuck in an immediately intractable problem.

4. Neither is it excellent to leave, and coming back before meeting. Nor
should thou take over an hour leaving and then hover around the gate,
very slowly picking up your laptop pieces, like with Junior that last
time.

5. It's almost certainly not excellent, incidentally, to try and game
this by just repeatedly asking people to leave and come back at the next
meeting, and then like two minutes after the meeting, ask them to leave
and come back to the next meeting, etc. There are many other exploits like
this that you can think of. Almost all of them fall under another
widely-held hackerspace axiom, "don't be a dick", and won't get you any
credit when you come to the meeting with a big grin on your face.
Indeed, you may find that the person who did the asking to leave will be
in far bigger disgrace than the person who left. This happens. A lot.

5. If you feel ABSOLUTELY outraged about being kicked out, come back at
meeting, and almost certainly other people will feel ABSOLUTELY OUTRAGED
on your behalf, or perhaps roll their eyes at what happened. It is a
good way to see how the rest of the community feels. It is very unlikely
that if you are asked to leave for a dumb reason that the rest of the
meeting will sympathise with the person telling you to leave. If they
do, perhaps your OUTRAGE was misplaced.

6. And yes you are part of a community, and your big "nobody tells *me*
what to do" isn't actually the anarchism we practice here. Otherwise you
could just turn the place into a satanic ice cream parlor and everyone
would be like woooo anarchy, which they would not. Well, maybe at first,
but then they would be like why are these arduinos vanilla flavored and
melting, and the crying would begin.
</pre>

Front-end Web Development/Assignments

2014-02-06T03:43:00Z

RonaldCotani:

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__NOTOC__
Current and past assignments for the [[Front-end Web Development#Lab|Front-end Web Development lab]].

==== [http://jeffreyatw.com/static/frontend/series5/class9/assignment.html Assignment for 2014-02-06] (JavaScript functions) ====

==== [http://jeffreyatw.com/static/frontend/series5/class8/assignment.html Assignment for 2014-01-30] (JavaScript variables) ====

==== [http://jeffreyatw.com/static/frontend/series5/class6/assignment.html Assignment for 2014-01-15] (fun with divs) ====

==== [http://jeffreyatw.com/static/frontend/series5/class5/assignment.html Assignment for 2014-01-09] (CSS backgrounds) ====

==== [http://jeffreyatw.com/static/frontend/series5/class4/assignment.html Assignment for 2013-12-11] (CSS positioning) ====

==== [http://jeffreyatw.com/static/frontend/series5/class3/assignment.html Assignment for 2013-12-05] (CSS floats) ====

==== [http://jeffreyatw.com/static/frontend/series5/class2/assignment.html Assignment for 2013-11-21] (CSS selectors and the box model) ====

==== [http://jeffreyatw.com/static/frontend/series5/class1/assignment.html Assignment for 2013-11-14] (the basics) ====

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[[Frontend_Web_Development/Assignments/Archive|Assignment archive]]

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This is a picture i took while leaving noisebridge last night. The original file name was DSCN2600.jpg, very strange...