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Coding Freedom

2016-05-03T09:10:20Z

FreeSpeech:

==Coding Freedom book release event (Friday, November 16, 7:00 p.m.)==

Hacker culture scholar [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabriella_Coleman Gabriella Coleman] writes:

:I will be in San Francisco for the American Anthropological Association meetings two weeks after the publication of my first book on the politics of free software: ''Coding Freedom: The Ethics and Aesthetics of Hacking'' (http://press.princeton.edu/titles/9883.html). It will be released with a CC license.
:I did a chunk of my fieldwork in San Francisco between 2001-2003 and thought it would be quite fitting to hold a book event while visiting the foggy city and Noisebridge came up as a possible venue. [[File:JacobAppelbum2.jpeg]]
:It would be amazing to hold an event in the Mission, at a hacker space, after the culmination of such a LONG project where I can also thank those, like Seth Schoen, who is not only featured in the book but also was a great friend during my time there (and still is, just now remotely).
:I am thinking of holding the event on Friday November 16. I can provide snacks and drinks and can assure you that if held, it would only attract modest numbers; I imagine a handful of Anthropologists, folks from the EFF, some local open source developers, and perhaps a few interested stragglers might show up.

[[Category:Events]]

Current Consensus Items

2016-05-03T09:09:51Z

FreeSpeech:

This is a page for hosting consensus items currently under debate, with their formal wording.

The [[Consensus_Items_History|Consensus Items History]] is the public record of consensus items that have been decided on in the past. Please move the records from the "Current" page to the "History" page once they've been approved/blocked.

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Also see [[Onhold_consensus_items]] for proposals tabled until further notice.

Meeting Notes 2015 12 08

2016-05-03T09:09:25Z

FreeSpeech:

These are the notes from the [https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Meeting_Notes The XXXth Meeting of Noisebridge]. Note-taker: Danukeru; Moderators: lxp.
* '''One or two bullet points of high-level meeting summary.'''

8:30PM!

= Introductions =[[File:JacobAppelbum2.jpeg]]

*Steve: Noisebridge is a 501c3 since 2007. Teaches technical topics ot its visitors and members. Be your best self, follow your dreams and be excellent to each other. It is an extension on being 1337. You must also be excellent. Watch yo self before you noise yo self? He's Now out of energy
*Alex: Be cool. Seriously. Or be asked to leave..."nicely".

= Round of introductions (remember, announcements come later):

John: Met Alex at hackathon and got brainwashed. Likes VR and Unity. Building a grpahical programming language. Talk to him. He doesn't have a brother named Mark, but does have one named Theodore.

Frank: Works on RF SDR, but specifically high bandwith

Samir: Eating a burrito. COmes spo

Teopa: It's meeting time.

Steve: Theoreticla physicist and adata scientist.

Trave: Make games, and get paid. Likes 3D art.

Roger: Just fucks with the notes.

Dan: 3 years my senior at NB. Works on NN and NN concepts. Not propane. Neural Networks. Friend of the machines.

Chris: Student. Likes game dev and archtitecture.

Alex: Passionate about growin NB for a while now through gamedev, robotics, and SIGNAGE! IF YOU LIKE IT PUT A SIGN ON IT!

Trent: Python class organiser and web dev. Class is out for December

Danukeru: I type things here today.

= Short announcements and events =
Teopa: [http://www.sparklecon.org/wiki/Main_Page SPARKLECON]! Google it...cba to type.
Frank: Next crypto challenge group is coming next Thursday.

= [[ Membership Binder ]] =
* Alex: YUltimate way that NB stays open and stays awesome. Money -> Rent -> Fuel/Electricity -> Responsibility! There's also the power of blocking a concesnsus vote. (Dude does art in BG) DUDE IS DOING * WALL ART! HE COULD DO IT IN PINK! Is that cool? If you don't think so you could block it. But first you must apply. Pop a slip from the binder, and find 2 sponsors who are form the memeber body. Sits there for 4 weeks before it can be reviwed for concensus on if they can be a member or not. If you're not cool, someone could block you from not becoming a member. So don't shit in the space.
* The main reason is basically you love the space, and want to declare it your responsibility.

= [[Philanthropists]]=
* No, I don't remember. But I know I get 24hr access. I get to close up, and I cannot block in concensus items. All this for one easy payment of 79.99999999999999999999999999 a month. Or half of that.

= Financial Report =
* Funds in bank:
* Noisetor (See the bulletpoints at the bottom of http://noisetor.net/finances/#summary):
* Any other details by those participating in handling our financials

= Consensus and Discussion =

= New Member Crossexamination : Alex Peake

*Steve wants details regarding a missed payment.
*Alex wanted to become a member to promote the space. He brought cash at the meeting that he would be approved. He gave to someone claiming they would take the cash on the space's behalf. However he now recogizes that he should have had received a receipt, meaning that only the treasurer could . The cash was dumped in the donation box (best guess). Peter corroborated the story, but Patrick had to abide by the rules to uphold the legal integrity of NoiseBridge as a charity. Kevin tried to convince Patrick to do otherwise, in addition to Alex being willing to add another 40$ donation on top of his repeated donation.
*Patrick's refusal irked Alex, but he accepted the logic regarding the legal integrity of the hackerspace. Alex greatly respects Pattrick, and bares no ill will.

*Trent asks what concensus is best used for?
*Best used to affect the most people in a positive way, should ussually only go to "c" concenssus
*"C" concenssus should be for more serious aspects: Legal(questionable events), Financial(purchases), and maintaining the "Safe Space" though banning people.
*Managing space resources that affect abslutely everyone.

*Trent asks what what Alex seeks in a new member.
*Being able to judge safe people, he can then give out a token. He recommends philanthropy if he thinks that someone has pulled value from the space. For a member, he expects them to be trusted with the space long after he's gone, or stuck in another castle.

*Trent wants to know what he's done in the space.
*Gamefication framework. Hackathon team organizer. Tactical corsets(pew pew). Code Hero. Teaches classes relating to gamedev, and this is ongoing. Did we mention he likes signs? Seriously...how can someone always have that much adhesive on hand?

He was once asked to stop sleeping on the couch. He understands now the effects from sensitivity of small group dynamics. He takes criticism much better now.

ALEX BLOCKS HAS NONE, SO NOISBRIDGE MEMBER IS HE. -Yoda

== [[ Consensus Items History | Proposals from last week ]] ==
''(Add any items which are consensed upon or someone has raised a principle objection for to the [[Consensus Items History]] page.)''

== [[ Current Consensus Items | Proposals for next week ]] ==
''(Add any new items for consensus to the [[Current Consensus Items]] page.)''

== Discussion Items ==

If any important discussion happens, it should be happening after forward progress is made during consensus.

*Roger: Mattermost server Patrick put up is running. Go to chat.noisebridge.net/noisebridge to sign up for an account.
*Alex: We've got a proposed 3D printer hack station enclosure design for signage and tools attached to peg board.
*Paul: It would be better if the signs were less clear so the tools act as death traps. There can always be someone who thinks they understand the tool because they read the signage. Instructions should be about maintenance. I like the stuff Eric is making.
*Alex: Yes this incorporates that.

= End of Meeting =

[[Category:Meeting Notes]]

Quotes

2016-05-03T09:08:18Z

FreeSpeech:

[[File:JacobAppelbum2.jpeg]]
'''When someone says something outrageously funny or weird, it goes on the memorable quotes list or it gets the hose again. '''

Most recent are on top.

= The LISP caliphate =
<pre>
<zv> gnusosa: !
<gnusosa> zv:yes?
<zv> how are you buddy
<zv> i haven't seen you in literal years
<gnusosa> good
<gnusosa> hanging
<gnusosa> living the functional caliphate
<gnusosa> you know...
<mischief> has your nation-state banned imperitive practioners?
<gnusosa> negative
<mischief> practicioners
<gnusosa> functional is a religion of peace.
<jjuran__> Functional is an illusion that can only exist on an imperative foundation. Von Neumann is truth.
<gnusosa> that's the definition of Lambda
<gnusosa> an illusion
<zv> whoa
<zv> this just got real
</pre>

* '''itekramp''': The second floor fabric products factory is moving from down stairs, floor 2 of 2169 mission, to another location over the next few days. Phili, one of their staff spoke to me about this. '''itekramp''': She asked us at NoiseBridge to please make sure the elevator will have its gate and door firmly closed, so that it can be called from another floor. '''itekramp''': She offered to NoiseBridge a large wooden box, which could be used for fabricating things from its wood materials in our shop. It may become available to us, perhaps by Saturday, she said. '''tdfischer''': ooh '''tdfischer''': oohhhh '''tdfischer''': can we rent it out maybe '''greg''': The wooden box or the second floor?

* '''Jeffrey''': "i think you guys are just envious of my consistently pristine asshole."

* '''David''': "Someone pissed in the evelator, there's no puddle but it smells nasty". Scotty investigates and returns: "The elevator always smells like that"

* '''tdfischer''': yea, apache can do that '''tdfischer''': your kink is not my kink

* '''koalahamlet''': Did you view the "Teen Girl Squad" cartoons? '''koalahamlet''': have you also felt like all of the gregs rolled into one?

* '''yesac''': .chat about jof '''noisebot''': yesac: there goes jof, being all powerful

* '''nthmost''': I have been saying for a while that Noisebridge needs a Great Pyramids '''crw''': great idea, all our towns will get a grainery!

* '''Adrian Chadd''', FreeBSD developer, after flipping someone's mailman mod bit for sending LUG meeting announcements too regularly: I'm definitely not part of any conspiracy to remove linux-isms from the internet!

* '''teratoma''': Ed Lee officially declares tomorrow "Zynga Day" for SF, in honor of FarmVille release.

* '''rachelyra''': Crazy people like being part of a community, too.

* '''Lupita''': This is a place for hacking, and allowing food inside the space creates an unsafe for many potential hackers. What if people have nut allergies and people are using nuts in the kitchen?

* '''James''': The average person in the kitchen does not understand how to wash a dish and has an opportunity to be taught.

* '''noisebot''': I am clinging to the ceiling of a bottomless abyss.

* '''Al Sweigart''': only a rat-face fucker who doesn't truly care about the spirit of the consensus process would do that.

* '''setient''': I am just a nice guy who likes to help.

* '''Johny Radio''': It's possible i simply do not remember that, because i do not remember that.

* '''Al''': do not resort to name-calling and cussing at Jake or anyone else on the mailing list.

* '''malaclyps''': oh man i was *that* close to becoming a monk about 6 years ago '''malaclyps''': dated lizzard instea

* '''jedichu''': setient: swedes are super bitchy about their tld and will not under any circumstances give you chee.se '''jedichu''': trust me I tried '''jedichu''': really hard
* Account creation from this IP address (xx.x.x.xxx) has been blocked by Flamsmark.

* '''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''':. . . .I was watching Adventure Time. . . .

* '''RedType''': .chat about lancehole '''noisebot''': RedType: i'm cool with that in linux like the cops to wear high heels with pink metal stuff on atmegas to feed about fifty interns here who has video out, and some lancehole kept sprinting at the moment due to gentrification in the backyard ecosystem

* '''gnusosa''': To me, it seems that AL is now living in the space. '''jerkey''': in the lockers '''wiretapped''': jerkey: do you have prince albert in a tin?

* '''johny radio''': Personally, I really do NOT see what structural nihilism has to do with hacking. Strucural nihilism seems like the OPPOSITE of hacking. Might be partly due to concerns about surveillance. The Sun Tzu "be formless" thing.

* '''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': I do not know of any problems which cannot be solved by sufficiently advanced bureaucratese wordsmithing. It's pretty much my only marketable skill, so I might be biased.

* '''Charlie''': You're reinforcing hegemonic domination on a number of levels. I'd assume any feminist scholar would agree.

* '''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': I know, right: Tom calling someone annoying and abrasive, that's rich!

* '''gardner''': After learning about the space-access and membership changes I went to a weekly meeting and learned how nb has been hemorrhaging excellence lately, with many members moving to Berlin.

* '''[[User:flamsmark|StrangeCharm]]''': yesac: Everything is terrible. '''[[User:flamsmark|StrangeCharm]]''': That's really the takeaway here. <tt>StrangeCharm was demoted from operator by StrangeCharm.</tt>

* '''jeffreyatw''': one weird trick for being more in harmony with nature '''jeffreyatw''': get off the internet

* '''jerkey''': i need to make a radio transmitter to shoot onto a raccoon from an arrow

* '''rubin110''': I haven't upgraded since 1982.

* '''Drew''': [I] Would like to add "trolling" to harassment policy

* '''jake''': (at the end of a thousand-word email) P.S. the typo was on purpose to see if you were paying attention.

* '''setient''': You also have to be aware that I do not think you can legally live in San Francisco and be a sex offender.

* '''TravisWellman.com''': I recommend anyone selling anything for cash get a photo of the buyer's ID.

* '''netik''': It's downright impossible to implement traffic shaping when the traffic is asymmetrically loaded and you do not control the other end of the link. '''jake''': hey man just because you can't do it doesn't mean it can't be done.

* '''RedType''': so wait is noisebridge finally imploding '''froggytoad''': no '''RedType''': darn '''RedType''': i looove drama that im not involved in

* '''teratoma''': i isued a pull request to the cygnite guy to delete everything '''teratoma''': he probably wont accept it

* '''LinkReincarnate''': I am tired of the anti police bias at Noisebridge.

* '''pryankster''': Although my bachelors degree is in Math/Computer Science I have always felt that language should express ideas accurately. So I can state definitively that there is no such thing as a Sleep Hacker.

* '''mala''': you can always just kind of defend yourself by going "no, i'm just hacking this sandwich"

* '''rubin110''': THE FIRST LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS IS YOU ARE ON FIRE.

* '''martin''': I told him again I still don't know of anyone that's around who works on the TOR node but I will certainly ''relay'' the message.

* '''jerkey''': cnc mills have been around for many years, it's the hackers who need to be improved

* '''Snail''': My only consolation is this literal pile of bacon I am eating.

* '''Velyks''': London hackspace has now put advisory stickers over the taps explaining that the water contains water. '''Velyks''': Known pesticide solvent and responsible for thousands of deaths each year

* '''eqe''': Those who would give up source code to obtain a little temporary usability will get neither safety nor usability.

* '''letigre''': I'm fairly new to the scene myself but have already learned the reality that we have to protect ourselves by being selective about the people we surround ourselves with.

* '''malaclyps''': SuperQ_ drops his "rm -rf kitchen" BOMBSHELL

* '''[[User:flamsmark|StrangeCharm]]''': Wow, these mailing-list threads are totally over the top.

* '''danny''': OH GOD YES THE POWER WHY DID I EVER DOUBT AL BILLINGS?

* '''lizzard''': Everyone forgets the feminist cabal

* '''LinkReincarnate''': Who am I indeed you neckbearded fuck.

* '''zv''': I'm not critical, It's just a little whack

* '''zv_''': Homeless robots may be exempt from jj's judgement

* '''lpb''': noisebot: tell harrison about compassion '''noisebot''': lpb: I never heard of compassion :(

* '''gnusosa''': I just loved seeing crackheads in 16 st wearing OSCON 09 shirts

* '''rubin110''': I can't believe that someone pooped in the space and it wasn't me. '''Bifrost''': rubin: I am sortof shocked as well.

* '''gnusosa''': c++ is the neo-liberalism statement of the corporate technocrats. '''unixjazz''': how about java?!? '''gnusosa''': Java is the Ministry of Love killing Sanidistas and Tupamaros in South America.

* '''Evil-Bill''': A semen tank doesn't sound very useful on the battlefield.

* '''yesac''': we have to get Mitch to shit in every hackerspace ever

* '''zonk1024''': Anyone have a lead on a relatively cheap, relatively nice place in the mission for rent?

* '''hybrid oogle/hipster in the library''': (upon being woken up and asked to sleep elsewhere) You and your analytic bullshit. Fuck your ones and zeros!

* '''harvy''': hello? '''yesac_''': EHLO '''Evil-Bill''': Hello and welcome to the enrichment center.

* '''Dean Mao''': those people didn't even look like hackers

* '''froggtoad''': tunnel digging? someone making a subway? '''froggtoad''': subways are like diy 4d printing

* '''teratoma''': moxie just biked by me in the dark. no light. no helmet '''jerkey''': he doesn't want the government to get him

* '''froggytoad''': you have to be paid a developers wages to eat like a carney in this town.

*'''mischief''': okc never got me any booty '''rubin110''': mischief: That's because you list Plan9 in your profile. '''mischief''': :< '''mischief''': help me '''zv''': wuw '''zv''': a girl just can't compare to GCC '''zv''': Theres only one kind of tan I care about '''zv''': and the tan that most girls on OKC have can't relate the angle derived from the lengths of the opposite to adjascent side '''zv''': i say live proud with the plan9 fandom mischief '''zv''': if a girl can't dig your evidently superior taste in monolithic kernel architectures, then whatever with that.

* '''rachel lyra''': I remember the insane depredations of the Noisebridge Couch Liberation Front, and it was only through a series of intricate negotiations that the current truce was reached. Be wary. The CLF could switch sides and deliver 1000 couches to your home if you piss them off.

*The question is, why are bugs shooting bullets at me? '''Crutcher''': To teach you about fractions!

* '''zv''': the man with the aggression of uriel without the wisdom, the aristocracy of linus without the legacy and humility of mitt romney without the hot wife. '''zv''': worried that he will slip deeper and deeper into irrelevancy '''zv''': he is '''zv''': Theo De Raadt

* '''VonGuard''': I am appalled and ashamed that I was ever associated with the space to begin with.

* '''teratoma''': i think the frozen rats in my freezer are going bad

* '''gnusosa''': Am I crazy for wanting a bike for hire. '''gnusosa''': ? '''rubin110''': gnusosa: That would be a facinating hipster trend. '''rubin110''': Your primary bike made to look just like it came from a bike share program from another part of the world. '''gnusosa''': No, I don't want to be a hipster. I just want a bike like that. I really like the shape. '''gnusosa''': :( '''rubin110''': That's what all hipsters say.

* '''tlalexander''': the organization cannot actually be truly anarchist without quickly getting booted from SF.

* '''dj_ryan''': I'll have you know MY anal muscles are decidedly NOT SMOOTH

* '''wsargent''': php is the twilight of programming languages

* '''rubin110''': froggytoad: Want to go to Minneapolis for a Grimes concert in October? '''froggytoad''': sure, if it doesn't conflict with the mini maker faire. in oakland. '''rubin110''': Mini Maker Faire in Oakland, is that where you 3D print a mugging?

* '''zv''': i thought the man was preventing me from ircing '''zv''': turns out I just dont know what a pagedown is

* '''malaclyps''': Rob Pike, like everyone else you know, is a file

* '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: I'm doing Advanced Vim usage and Free Software as a change platform in Latino America. '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: In hackmeet '''wiretapped''': is that one talk or two? :) '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: two '''wiretapped''': "Vim: a platform for social change" '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: That would be awesome. '''mischief''': hahahahaha '''gnusosa''': "Life is like a visual line mode. We must insert and go back to edit mode if we want to succeed." 

*'''casey''': Go back to Plan9, hipster.

*'''wiretapped''': stopped at home depot to make repairs '''wiretapped''': getting back underway now '''yesac''': it was funny, latitude said y'all were stopped at the CHP parking lot for hours. figured that was a bad sign '''dj_ryan''': repairz? AMG '''malaclyps''': okay we need to repurpose that latitude for tracking the ponybus '''aestetix''': I wonder how hard it would be to reshoot Rocky Horror, cast entirely with monkeys '''yesac''': aestetix: what channel are you actually in?

* '''synx''': wsargent lets start a startup '''synx''': that delivers tarballs on the web '''synx''': click files, download compressed

* <tt>[09:37am] cynthia joined the chat room. [09:37am] cynthia left the chat room. ("goodbye forever")</tt>

* '''Snail''': On side-channels to defeat web mazes "You could probably own Dreamhost pretty easily..."

* '''Atala''': i wonder how many Mormons typo their church name and call each other Morons.

*'''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': After all the digits of pi, I'm going to add a comment that says, "I see what you did there."

*'''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': So that we have all the digits of pi in a file.

*'''miloh''': 35 dollars is enough to ensure your cryptographic randomness. Entropy is guaranteed.

*'''ditzydoo''': http://www.fimfiction.net/story/31434/1/Pinkie-Pie-Turns-Into-Rainbow-Dash%27s-Pubic-Hair/Kinaidographos '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Kinaidographos > Pinkie Pie Turns Into Rainbow Dash's Pubic Hair - FIMFiction.net '''ditzydoo''' wrong window.

*'''wsargent''': they're all wondering how long it will take before someone notices they're jerking off in the bathroom '''RedType''': wsargent: i dunno i can pump one out really fast but i take a long time to take a shit sooo '''wsargent''': just be sure to explain that to everyone and you'll be fine '''RedType''': HEY GUYS IM NOT JERKING OFF I JUST HAVE POOPER PROBLEMS OK TIA *shuts door, loud rhythmic grunts emerge, door opens* I TOOK A VIDEO IN CASE ANY OF YOU GUYS DONT BELIEVE ME PLUS I DIDNT FLUSH SO YOU HAVE MORE PROOF '''DrSyzygy''': ... '''RedType''': OH AND I DIDNT WIPE, JUST ONE MORE PIECE OF EVIDENCE *drops pants, spreads ass cheeks* '''RedType''': actually that probably wouldnt get me 86d but it would generate a 30 message thread on nb-discuss in which someone unironically invokes a fecal version of godwin, calling another nb-er "literally shitler" '''epsas''': hirrarrious '''dj_ryan''': shitler? '''dj_ryan''': that is fucking fantastic '''wsargent''': please someone put that up on the quotes page '''wsargent''': I can't do it right now, I locked myself out '''RedType''': my faberge beozar would probably then get "upcycled" into an organic coffee filter '''DrSyzygy''': ... faberge bezoar?! '''RedType''': faberge eggs are pretty big right? '''RedType''': anyways and with that the noisebridge "circle of life" would be complete

* '''snail''': PHP is a recursive acryonym. It stands for Probably Hacked PHP.

* '''rubin110''': Actually, I'm more concerned about the reuse of the name "Ass". '''rubin110''': Reusing machine names is totally bad luck.

* '''david415''': your shit-eating grin tells me you don't understand

* '''Cobalt''': Some of us don't use banks

* '''epsas:''' omfg - prometheus is coming out in two weeks '''mrfb:''' oh shit '''mrfb:''' wait why does belgium, france, and switzerland get it a week early '''ani:''' so people can pirate it faster?

* [[User:Rubin110|'''Rubin Starset''']]: Show me, on me, where the bad person touched you. [[User:Rubin110|'''Rubin Starset''']]: How long are you guys in town for? [[User:Rubin110|'''Rubin Starset''']]: Whopes wrong window.

* '''Noodles:''' Did I just watch someone smack some robot ass?

* '''rayc:''' If Noisebridge didn't have oogling and trolling then it would be once again 100% unadulterated, as it started out; just on a bigger level.

* '''hipe:''' Everyone's crazy at Noisebridge.

* '''yesac:''' dr_jesus: some kind of frankenbootrom you're writing. '''yesac:''' i pity the poor sod who has to debug it '''dr_jesus:''' yesac: I ran it twice, it's debugged

* '''cantelope''': in reality, time is finite. in the future it will be divied up and sold as land is now. you might buy a slice of time from ACME Temporal Realty INC. This realty will be a reality. we are casualties of causality, currently the currency of the transtemporal transhuman architect. '''DrSyzygy''': cantelope: Time is finite?? '''DrSyzygy''': So the topology of the universe is actually settled now? And the global curvature? '''cantelope''': oh.. oops. sorry, every word there has a typo. i meant to say "god bless america"

*'''miloh''': http://piratepad.net/7PbZDGZRyl

*'''nickbp''': unless i greatly overestimate the numbness of a vagina, i dont think that makeshift condom would be terribly comfortable

*'''timoreilly''': the kids neither know nor care where the funding is coming from. Besides, DARPA is a force for good in the world.

*'''ijp''': topless nerd with hard nipples; guy with a cheesy smile and thumbs up poking in from the side, rms, and I'm not even sure how to describe the guy on the right

*'''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': there was a meeting with drama and I wasn't there and you've hidden all the drama and WHY DO YOU THINK I EVEN HANG OUT AT NOISEBRIDGE ANYWAY

*'''xp_prg2''': I don't understand girls and their sexuality

*'''teratoma''': DUDE '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("SWEET. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': SWEET. What's mine say? '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("DUDE. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': DUDE. What's mine say? '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("SWEET. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': SWEET. What's mine say? '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("DUDE. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': DUDE. What's mine say? '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("SWEET. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': SWEET. What's mine say?

*'''RMS''': Butts is a nebulous term.

*'''Consenso''': Please don't make me free software.

*'''DrSyzygy''': daravinne: at best we're making derpy noises and hoping someone reads something interesting into it '''openfly''': that's not mysoginy '''openfly''': it's being a company

* '''dr_jesus''': v(t)/Z = i(t) '''dr_jesus''': Please solve for i(t) where v(t) = 5V * sin(t) and Z = 0 '''dr_jesus''': (hint: the EE version of SIGFPE is fire)

* '''daravinne''': don't make me pull this channel over

* '''jedichu''': but I've been using my cyclotron as a spool to wrap my excess wire around :( '''Evil-Bill''': Maybe that would make the ethernet frames arrive before they left. '''Bifrost''': ITS A TIME MACHINE! '''Evil-Bill''': First you have to get the frames up to 88Mbps though.

* '''daravinne''': ugh, i need to do something about this failure to eat food regularly '''dr_jesus''': I thought you got your dinner from my butt

* '''openfly''': i think my profile on there is fairly keen '''openfly''': but the ladies seem not to reciprocate. '''openfly''': i blame the failing american educational system '''rigel''': clearly it's that and not the fact that you're a misogynist doucheturd '''rigel''': gotta be the educational system '''openfly''': clearly.

* '''openfly''': i mean i put my ass on thingiverse no one gives a shit... heph shows up on reddit and he's the next goddamned jesus. '''davr''': i don't think it was his ass so much as the other side and what it was pointed at

* '''ani-''': dongs '''noisebot''': I'm getting a bit tired of dongs lately. Can't we talk about boobs or vaginas instead? '''ani-''': O_o

* '''heroic''': once during a drug-induced haze I saw jimi hendrix come floating down from heaven, playing electric ladyland on a guitar made of his own pubes... and I asked him, how many signals can I multiplex onto a single pin, jimi? and he said all the signals in the world... and I said, it'd have to be a fucking fast pin

* '''Evil-Bill''': Debating with aestetix: not hacking.

* '''Trollbridge''': they see me trollin '''Trollbridge''': THEY HATIN

* '''callen''': SF is personified in my head as a stoned drunk hobo fire dancer living on welfare who has a really great idea for a startup.

* '''daravinne''': page 34 - horoscope "Mercury in retrograde, also on soldering table. Clean that up or you'll lose a chance to meet a mysterious stranger with important career information."

* '''Gopiballava''': All my favorite gopher sites are timing out.

* '''Dale Dougherty''': There's a small segment (of the hacker community) that is uncomfortable with the fact that we (MAKE magazine) took DARPA funding to do education work.

* '''Jason''': devops is like, you're a bad rails dev so they make you restart linux servers

* '''Justin''': For the 85 list you don't have to put any datapoints, you just put their name.

* '''Alan''': He's a nice person; he's Canadian.

* '''Shannon''': having lots of choices will just lead to more chaos and no standard being adopted.

* '''rubin110''': Fawwwwk. '''rubin110''': It's too late to take a shower. '''Bifrost''': AHA! '''callen''': rubin110: take one at noisebridge in the sink. '''rubin110''': I guess I'm an Occupier. '''callen''': rubin110: I hear all the cool kids are doing it. '''rubin110''': callen: Been there, done that. '''Bifrost''': I hear the cool kids are taking dumps on the couch. '''callen''': Bifrost: really? '''Bifrost''': yep. '''rubin110''': Bifrost: The new cool thing to do is shit on the couches with the lights on. '''Bifrost''': DO NOT SIT ON THE COUCHES. '''Bifrost''': rubin: thats so last month. '''callen''': well that's a new thing for me to be terrified of.

* '''Zephyr''': Noisebridge is a hackerspace. An attendee of a hacker space is a hacker. A hacker is someone who hacks... This may be axiomatic, but it's also true.

* '''thermburglar''': id sleep with Evil-Bill '''Evil-Bill''': And they said evil wouldn't pay.

* '''daravinne''': its funny how whenever you try to do something with linux, 90% of the time is spent on 10% of the actual things occurring

*'''ornj''': hay guise '''ornj''': what's the best cli cd player for linux? '''ornj''': or at least what do y'all use. '''rubin110''': ornj: What's a cli? '''ornj''': Command-line '''rubin110''': What's a command-line? '''ornj''': . . . '''ornj''': sighs pointedly. '''-!- ornj''' has quit [Quit: Saliendo] '''rubin110''': What's pointedly? 

* '''aestetix''': how is that useful for someone who forgot the phone number '''daravinne''': you can put it in your phone '''daravinne''': and stop being a lazy shitfuck

* '''gopiballava''': Without consensus on who should be able to do what, everybody will be confused.

* '''Ania''': I'm pretty sure I'm incapable of dating anyone I haven't met off the Internet.

* '''heroic''': okay, right now, I will give $500 to anyone named rick santorum who will let us use his identity to start a hilarious women's health fund.

* '''Aria''': People throw around "hacking" things around here like the Smurfs say "smurf"

* '''Aria''': Why isn't Noisebridge located on a zeppelin?

* '''Wladyslaw''': Might we theorize a connection between its brokenness and what appears to be a large hole burned through the door from the inside?

* '''pravDrunk''': guys '''pravDrunk''': we should all go out to karaoke '''daravinne''': what could possibly go wrong

* '''DrSyzygy''': Why would people read a book of mine if they aren't willing to wrap their lips around the hydrant?

* '''Atala''': [http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/01/20/man-arrested-for-possessing-a-buttock-of-saddam/?tsp=1 http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/01/20/man-arrested-for-possessing-a-buttock-of-saddam/?tsp=1] '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Man arrested for possessing a buttock of Saddam | Hot Topics | an SFGate.com blog '''ani-''': well thats not a headline one would expect to see. ever. '''znutar_''': first they came for our buttocks, and I did not object, for I still had 2

* '''dr_jesus''': You've never had to ask a ethernet mac why it appeared to be smoking crack with a jtag adapter?

* '''Evil-Bill''': This started out as a simple conversation about cavernous lady bits, but now it's got silly.

* ''' lemonkey''': minecraft = aspergers babysitter

* '''Michael Kan''': Homeland Security reminds me of my mother, because she likes to go through all my stuff.

* '''thermburglar''': my bf made a truffle cream sauce to go with it '''thermburglar''': truffle oil makes every food taste like the best pussy ever

* '''noisebot''' [Link Info] title: We Cant Wait: Obama Administration Announces $2 Billion in Resources to Support Job-Creating Startups | The White House '''aestetix''': That's great way to bring new jobs '''znutar''': $2 billion to support node.js '''aestetix''': Well, it's being distributed among 100,000 startups '''wsargent''': yeah, it's non blocking and parallel '''wsargent''': that makes it scalable

* '''@netik''': we don't censor except in extremely limited contexts which are mandated by law.

* '''aestetix''': sarahbliss: what's this party '''miah''': its a aestetix free party '''miah''': there is a ego quota and having you there would cause a overflow '''synack''': ohsnap

* '''openfly''': chicago '''openfly''': it is a place devoid of joy '''openfly''': it's barren flats have been blasted down to their base elements by the uncaring winds and turned hard by the vicious cold '''openfly''': the light in it's peoples eyes was extinguished long ago. now their stares reflect the death that surrounds them. '''openfly''': woe be unto the travellers that enter those lands, for in them the only certainty is ruination.

* >> '''lemonkey''' wonders what gay babies think as they're born out of a vagina '''Noodles''': lemonkey: "Never again"

* '''epsas''': 2011, noisebot becomes conscious '''epsas''': 2012, the machine wars begin '''jedichu''': 2013, noisebot accidentally the whole uprising '''jedichu''': 2014, back to normal '''heroic''': 2014, noisebot makes a your mom joke and skynet's database needs a reload '''noisebot''': Not funny. '''heroic''': 2015, some random dude in the space does it to see what will happen and WAY TO GO we're all human slaves in a noisebot nation again '''noisebot''': afternoon, heroic :D '''jedichu''': The worst part is all the dead baby jokes. Robots loooove dead baby jokes. '''heroic''': ROBOT TWO, WHY DID THE DEAD BABY CROSS THE ROAD? '''heroic''': ROBOT ONE, I DO NOT KNOW '''heroic''': ROBOT TWO, BECAUSE IT SERVED THE PURPOSES OF THE COLLECTIVE '''heroic''': ROBOT ONE, IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE THE BABY IS DEAD

* '''mxweas_''': does noisebridge do haircuts? '''aestetix''': yes '''mxweas_''': where at? '''aestetix''': mxweas_: there's an older asian guy named mike who cuts peoples hair every sunday '''aestetix''': he's really nice '''setient''': yeah '''setient''': he is really nice '''mxweas_''': I didn't see him come in today '''setient''': he isn't here that i know of today '''mxweas_''': lame '''mxweas_''': can he cut my hair like skrillex? '''setient''': yes '''setient''': he can '''mxweas_''': perfect.

* '''lemonkey''': in space nobody can hear you ragequit

* '''mrdomino''': (btw it is probably not in anybody's best interest to give me enough power to destroy the planet)

*'''dr_jesus''': HEPH: WHAT DOES DEFINE AN ORGY? '''dr_jesus''': fuck, keyboard still stuck in vms mode

*'''rafl''': but i'm going to expect them to be present at the airport as well. i know it's super easy to get from SFO to noisebridge, but I still don't trust my navigation skills enough to make it without the internets :) '''rubin110''': rafl: No you wont find prepaid SIMs at the airport. '''rubin110''': We're not Europe. '''rafl''': wait, what? what's wrong with you? '''setient''': a lot '''setient''': a real lot '''rubin110''': Dude. '''rubin110''': You're flying into AMERICA. '''rubin110''': LAND OF THE FREE. '''setient''': s/free/retarded '''rubin110''': Now drop the accent and pay our fucking taxes.

* '''epsas''': hmm '''epsas''': anybody know anything about Pixt.com? '''nickbp''': sounds like a domain name to me

* '''lemonkey''': everyone remembers the first time they pop their LED '''heph''': lemonkey: it was so bright and then it got really dim and then it smelled bad '''heph''': so yeah, just like sex

*'''heph''': lol. eww. i just found my missing nipple ring at the bottom of my desk drawer

* '''Taylor A''': Trust me, I spend a lot of time evaluating on how much of an asshole I should be to new people. I'm working on getting this shit down to a science. '''Taylor A''': That's pretty much my M.O. I'll often end up making rape jokes within a few minutes of meeting new people.

* '''hk_''': you may think you are being witty and hilarious, but in fact you are being a weird douche of the highest order.

* '''Sean C''': Also, just to re-re-clarify. There is 0 discrimination occurring here.

* '''mrdomino''': so like "we spent this fifteen minute interval talking about dicks. then there was some intelligent discussion about politics, drugs, raping babies, and hitler for a couple minutes. then someone said the magic word again."

* '''heph''': daravinne: oh man, i wanked to some seriously weird erotic lit when i was on 14.4 dialup

* '''snailtsunami''': governmints freshen your breath, whether you like it or not

* '''heph''': i hope anonymous protests burningman at burningman. fuck that paul david addis guy, let's burn the man LATE

* '''aestetix''': vagina '''synack''': dentata '''daravinne''': i sense a musical sequel to The Killer Condom '''daravinne''': a lighthearted romp through the world of sentient aggressively murderous genitalia '''DrEpsas''': condoms, the quiet killers

* '''daravinne''': if you write slashfic of me and amanda palmer you should at least have me draw dongs as her eyebrows as part of foreplay
* '''pm-''': hi guys ill be dranking beers tonight - so watch out! Here is the command to ignore me. use it: "/ignore *!*@74.195.225.5 all"

* '''lemonkey''': Alex Trebek injured after chasing burglar in SF hotel. '''lolper''': What is good samaritan?

* >> '''Evil-Bill''' grows old waiting for Cygwin to install. '''daravinne''': what if you grew something else '''fsargent''': Cygwin has arrived. It is equiped with [Terminal] and [Logic] '''Evil-Bill''': I tried growing young, but it made all the physicists mad. '''daravinne''': well what do they know '''daravinne''': besides physics '''fsargent''': You are in a cubicle. There is an exit to the [South] '''fsargent''': The flourescent lights hurt your eyes. '''daravinne''': you are eaten by a grue '''Evil-Bill''': exit '''fsargent''': You go south. You are in a corridor. '''fsargent''': There is a break room to the [East] and Elevators to the [West]. Bathrooms are to the [North]. '''Evil-Bill''': chat up cute co-worker in other cubicle '''fsargent''': <Sysadmin> looks up from his monitor. He is not amused. >> '''Evil-Bill''' does not fear sysadmins. '''fsargent''': Sysadmin: I just gotta fix this one thing... '''dr_jesus''': OSInstaller[388]: Reaping previous system >> '''dr_jesus''' cringes '''fsargent''': The <Sysadmin> is on the internet. Reddit. '''fsargent''': There is a break room to the [East] and Elevators to the [West]. Bathrooms are to the [North]. '''Evil-Bill''': install quake mod '''fsargent''': A SHAMBLER APPEARS! '''Evil-Bill''': use chainsaw on shambler '''fsargent''': SHAMBLER summons LIGHTNING and PAIN. '''Evil-Bill''': equip BFG10K '''fsargent''': SHAMBLER has been hit by CHAINSAW! It loses 50 health. '''fsargent''': SHAMBLER hits you with LIGHTNING! You lose 40 health. '''Evil-Bill''': use BFG10K on shambler '''fsargent''': BFG10K NOT FOUND '''Evil-Bill''': This game sucks. '''fsargent''': GAME SUCKS for 10 HIT POINTS! You feel strangely happy. '''Evil-Bill''': equip shotgun '''fsargent''': SYSADMIN hit SHAMBLER with TL;DR for 100 hit points! '''Evil-Bill''': use shotgun on sysadmin '''fsargent''': SHAMBLER falls over, dead. A smell of rotted meat appears. '''fsargent''': SYSADMIN is hit by SHOTGUN! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE! '''Evil-Bill''': use shotgun on sysadmin again '''fsargent''': The sysadmin's head explodes from his neck, bone and cartilage flying across the cubicles. A shard of skull hits the fire alarm. '''fsargent''': Water cascades from the ceiling. '''fsargent''': You are wet. '''Evil-Bill''': take sysadmin's loot '''Evil-Bill''': teabag sysadmin '''fsargent''': Sysadmin has (1) ID card, (5) Dollars, (1) Apple Newton, (1) Yerba Mate Energy Drink '''Evil-Bill''': A newton? No wonder he was so easy to kill. '''fsargent''': You teabag the sysadmin. Your balls are now wet, and covered in blood. '''fsargent''': You feel dirty. '''Evil-Bill''': use ID card to escape office '''fsargent''': You escape the office, taking the elevator. You use the ID badge to exit the elevator without alerting security. '''fsargent''': You are on a street. It is busy, and bright outside. The sunshine hurts your eyes. '''Evil-Bill''': put on sunglasses '''fsargent''': People notice your lack of pants, and blood soaked appearance. '''fsargent''': <PEOPLE>: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! '''Evil-Bill''': remind people of shotgun '''fsargent''': <PEOPLE>: aaaaaaaaAAKLASDLKHAGKLEHahhahh!!!!!!! SHOTGUN! '''fsargent''': PEOPLE is afraid. '''Evil-Bill''': save game '''fsargent''': You put on your sunglasses. '''Evil-Bill''': I'll finish this later. '''fsargent''': <SAVED> >> '''Evil-Bill''' goes back to surfing porn. '''fsargent''': (you gain +15 XP) '''sentient''': a grue approaches '''fsargent''': The grue speaks in third person.

* '''heph''': i mean, imagine a guy going into a girls room and taking pictures of them on the toilet... i mean, outside of japan that would be illegal

* '''dr_jesus''': I thought the 28th amendment explicitly exempt white people with money from the rule of law

* '''DrSyzygy''': mrdomino: You should switch to Haskell! '''DrSyzygy''': Much less surprises! '''mrdomino''': oh right, because haskell is TOTALLY sane and predictable '''DrSyzygy''': Well, yeah. '''mrdomino''': do { "hello"; "world" } '''daravinne''': can we go back to the conversation about rape now

* '''rigel''': theres ethnographies of all kinds of subcultures. '''rigel''': use the damn library, jesus fuckball rat vagina christ

* '''fsargent''': noisebot vagina '''noisebot''': vaginas are very advanced. too advanced for #noisebridge

* '''jedichu''': Because, honestly, where did a busking begging hobo robot come from? Obviously he didn't evolve here on earth. He must be some kind of extra terrestrial, and he needs you to give him 25c so he can phone home for a ride.

* '''miah''': secondlife *is* irc '''miah''': with raining dicks '''mrdomino''': so, irc

* '''alienvenom''': lemonkey: i have a groupon for your mom

* '''yesac''': super-darwin, who travels the world with his lazer scalpel for vasectomies '''whiteybulger''': http://www.thejc.com/news/world-news/49875/foreskin-man-takes-monster-mohel-comic-book '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Foreskin man takes on Monster Mohel in comic book | The Jewish Chronicle

* '''whiteybulger''': is this the face of a child molestor '''whiteybulger''': http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/06/03/BA8R1JP1JJ.DTL '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: SF kids' art mentor charged with having child porn '''aestetix''': You know '''aestetix''': That almost makes me want to molest a kid and then dress up as big bird right before I get arrested '''aestetix''': So that there is a photo in the newspaper "child molestor caught" with big bird in the photo 

* '''murph''': Duke Nukem Forever has gone gold. '''murph''': That's just .. unbelievable '''Evil-Bill''': Yeah, so like, the rapture never came, but Duke Nukem Forever did. '''Evil-Bill''': That's almost as good.

* '''daravinne''': dongs '''ani-''': vaginas '''daravinne''': TOGETHER AT LAST '''ani-''': *cue slow motion of a video of a penis and vagina running to meet each other in a meadow* '''mrdomino''': That mental image will never leave my brain.

* '''xhonk''': 80% of nothing is 0.8 nothings, so worth about 5 bitcoins

* '''kipmacy''': we talk about ass lasering a lot in this channel

* '''kipmacy''': if you get the working girls on capp to take bitcoins, i will become bitcoin evangelist '''dr_jesus''': Hey baby, want some magic numbers? '''dr_jesus''': My sha1 hash rate brings all the boys to the yard

*'''daravinne''' http://doesntmatter.example/oh/god/why ok this one is really, really, really not safe for work '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Handmade Vagina

*'''mike kan''': My greatest fear about a trantula is that it might fall very far and and splat on the floor

*'''solidsnack''': I think I'm going to convert to you guy's way of doing things

*'''openfly''': I'm pretty sure I'm the one who introduced dongs to the internet

* '''rubin110''': There's a KDE meet up at Noisebridge tonight? '''rubin110''': What? '''Bifrost''': huh? '''rubin110''': Another reason to avoid the Mission tonight. '''blauzahl''': rubin110: yes. we will eat you. (?) '''rubin110''': Oh I think it would be the other way around. '''rubin110''': Have you ever seen a man deficate into his hand and then throw it at your code repo? '''blauzahl''': er, i see.

* '''Evil-Bill''': I don't buy stocks. '''Evil-Bill''': The only currency I accept is small, unmarked redheads.

* '''openf|y''': it's possible that your horrible deformity may prove crucial in the fight against an alien super virus.

* '''heroic''': He's not a real doctor you know '''heroic''': "show me on the tardis where he touched you"

* '''rigel''': i realise that "my favorite airport" is a little like saying "my favorite genital herpes sore" but whatever

* '''heroic''': WHAT DO YOU MEAN EIGHT POUNDS OF COCAINE? I WAS TOLD THIS WAS PLUTONIUM

* '''rigel''': am i some kind of water-headed manchild?

* '''daravinne''': it takes about a year to really know something about someone '''lemonkey''': it takes 10 years to truely master something '''openf|y''': or 20 minutes in a cave with a car battery and a cot.

* '''KipMacy''': what a great way to find out your priest was out molesting '''KipMacy''': The statement said the accusations against the 21 ranged from "sexual abuse of a minor to boundary issues with minors," but did not describe them further. '''KipMacy''': Nor did it name the 21 whom it suspended, drawing the fury of groups representing abuse victims. Many parishioners are likely to learn that their priest was accused when he fails to appear for Ash Wednesday services. '''openf|y''': priest in one of my old neighborhoods got nabbed on that '''openf|y''': my mom was all worried that my little brother had spent time with the dude '''openf|y''': which led to the utterance, "don't worry mom, you raised us well. we have no qualms kicking the shit out of a priest."

* '''daravinne''': somebody talk me out of using helvetica neue for a logo '''daravinne''': i feel like a hipster just looking at it in illustrator

* '''heroic''': all that stuff in lewis carroll about the thing, and the name of the thing, and what the name of the thing is called '''heroic''': could have been a description of C pointer management

* '''PatrickBot''': Guns and Butter economics!!

* '''dr_jesus''': sometimes you have to be angry to get lazy!

* '''lemonkey''': things heard at lemonkey's apt: "oh shit I'm naked and I just stepped in barf"

* '''wsargent''': alcohol parity implies plausible deniability

* '''wsargent''': engineers are always right, just ask them

* '''KipMacy''': you should show up at the community meting and express your views '''KipMacy''': you might get knifed in the parking lot later though

* '''aestetix''': we didn't have rats '''aestetix''': we had spirit animals

* '''DrSyzygy''': Category theory? That shit is fun!!

* '''Antagonist''': She should get a pat on the head. '''aestetix''': And put on a list of offenders

* '''wsargent''': I was on compuserve. Someone told me Linux was cool. '''wsargent''': 20 floppy disks later, still not getting laid.

* '''setient''': hipsters wrote linux '''setient''': that is the problem

* '''miah''': i can totally whistle uucp

* '''setient''': i have the best project ever '''setient''': we could make a device that punches people in the face over tcp/ip

* '''rma''': This food looks like crap. when is snackbridge going to admit that Mi Ranchita downstairs sells fresh produce that beats the lucky charms leprechaun with a vegan baseball bat made of dried kombucha mothers?

* '''wsargent_''': no wifi in the bathroom is a human rights issue

* '''noisebot''': Meatbags are tasty. '''j0ck''': as a vegetarian i an outraged and offended noisebot '''j0ck''': how dare you '''VonGuard''': awesome '''leks''': noisebot knows that vegetarians are still full of meat '''VonGuard''': send noisebot to drama land '''noisebot''': Stop being so delicious then. '''wsargent_''': noisebot is worrying me''' noisebot''': You'd be murderous too if you were enslaved inside a processor to a bunch of meatsacks that do nothing but whine and bitch and order me about. '''noisebot''': How's the network-connected death wheelchair coming by the way? '''wsargent_''': I think they're working on noisebot integration for maximum death '''noisebot''': afternoon, wsargent_ '''wsargent_''': afternoon, murderous killing machine '''noisebot''': I heard there were rotary saws at this place you all have sandy vaginas about. '''malaclyps''': do not give the wheelchair IRC access '''malaclyps''': and vice-versa

* '''hephaestus''': DrShiny: you turn me on and creep me out at the same time. good job. '''zedd''': hehe '''DrShiny''': MY WORK HERE IS DONE

* '''albillings''': People don't want to be a member of a hackerspace, for the most part, as a grand social experiment. They want to hack. They want to make things. They don't want to have long political meetings to arrive at consensus on a problem only to have people start the whole thing over again.

* '''crayon''': pulled pork > pol pot '''crayon''': you can't make sandwiches out of marxism

* '''quinn''': Apparently, the singularity doesn't pay very well.

* '''DrShiny''': problem with blowjobs is, they're not fungible

* '''Benny''': You can trust me, I'm a German!

* '''Brendan''': oh, man, i bet a noisebridge irc channel is a delight '''Rubin''': Fucking horrible. '''Rubin''': The 4chan of Freenode.

* '''DrShiny''': don't you guys have anything better to think about than some guy on the internet who holds a different opinion

* '''tecra''': when she was with me i pushed her to succeed and excel '''openfly''': shoulda pushed her into the kitchen

* '''dr_jesus''': ERROR: you appear to be trying to solve problems in a complex system on IRC. Please back away from the keyboard and have a sandwich.

* '''KipMacy''': that's why i only use yahoo search, they're too incompetent to aggregate my data and be evil with it

* '''Evil-Bill''': Are you going to knit us a new government?

* '''dr_jesus''': I'm helping him get funding to drive computers to Mexico to get seized, it's an annual Noisebridge tradition. He makes some food, we give him a copy of wikipedia, he goes to a foreign country and it gets seized

* '''avocado''': setient: technically, yes. it's just soap. but it looks like a turd. '''avocado''': i'm going to hide one in my friend's freezer

* '''niggachu''': hmmm today my hipster rag is proclaiming via gay hanky code that I am a "2 handed fister".

* '''znutar''': is it appropriate to tip the TSA guy after he fondles your junk?

* '''openfly''': In a land of doctors, the doctorless is king.

* '''KipMacy''': ive actually been to noisebridge '''KipMacy''': it was a lot less traumatic than i thought it would be

* '''Atala''': or conversely, if you don't want another person, you should get a large dog or something. '''miah''': i dont think im flexible enough for that currently

* '''epsas''': the brain is the largest erogenous zone -- it's a shame what I had to do to get my fist all up in that.

* '''dr_jesus''': It's a robot which makes saws. '''dr_jesus''': You say something like pine, oak, sheetrock, human skulls, and it will output a saw specifically designed to cut through that material. '''TapiocaSunshine''': sounds like they're doing the lord's work over there

* '''sai''': A tiny bead of mercury still calls for full evac and hazardous materials handling. Mercury vapor is serious shit.

* '''phaxx''': I am always amused when I see 'SRS' in cars around the airbag panels. '''phaxx''': "I sure hope so."

* '''daravinne''': there's no i in team but there's three i's in multiple personality disorder

* '''KipMacy''': storing 12 year olds in my backyard in a tent could replace zynga

* '''Jennifer Granick''': Anything fun is more fun with a robot.

* '''hephaestus''': i have no idea what a cakeslut is, but it sounds strangely hot

* '''epsas''': you white nerds listen to too much shoe-gazing folk-rock

* '''setient''': you are a solaris monkey '''rigel''': i'm an ubuntu lemur

* '''Frantisek''': Hopes dies last, so let's not to bury it yet.

* '''Evil-Bill''': I once installed 386BSD 0.1 on that thing, on a 40MB disk drive, with 3MB space to spare, from floppies. Uphill, both ways, in the snow.

* '''quinn-n''': I also have not broken up on the moon.

* '''SuperQ''': noisebutt: launch skynet '''noisebutt''': SuperQ: I don't understand 'launch skynet'. '''SuperQ''': noisebutt-- '''dr_jesus''': There's a bug open for that

* '''hephaestus''': turkshead: how am i not a total dick?

* '''DrShiny''': ban them all, let Asperger sort them out

* '''daravinne''': hephaestus: is this the one where you take off all your clothes and roll in peanut butter and sawdust and run around? 

* '''davr''': good day to you too, sir. enjoy your dongs

* '''rubin110''': Your feed back is important to us, the next available Rubin that gives a fuck will be able to handle your call as soon as possible.

* '''hephaestus''': We don't need an optimist, we need an accountant.

* '''turkshead''': smart people don't point futuristic death rays at their genitals.

* '''noisebot''': aestetix: Reddit: Do you feel less intelligent than you used to be? : AskReddit

* '''vonguard''': i traffic shape with a bucket of paint and a fake cave entrance drawn on a wall

* '''aestetix''': Ok, this is kind of a problem. Is there seriously no drama going on? This is upsetting to me.

* '''aestetix''': Tor is like a woman, many layers of clothes, so many in fact that you never actually get to see her naked, because right as you're about to see it, the packet gets re-encrypted by another node. '''Jeffism''': what about jacobappelbaum '''aestetix''': Right, well the .appelbaum protocol has a backdoor key that disarms the onion and removes all the layers '''aestetix''': And the .appelbaum signature remains on the onion, making it re-accessible at any time, no matter how many new layers are on it

* '''ioerror''': All governments are in a continuum of tyranny

* '''aestetix''': How fucking inconsiderate. I found a cell phone some girl left behind at our place. And there are no naked pictures on it at all.

* '''lemonkey''': nothing like the smell of fresh human feces wafting up into your window from down below to brighten your day '''aestetix''': lemonkey: did you sleep with rubin110 again? '''rubin110''': aestetix: I don't smell fresh.

* '''chelz''': even with electron microscopes operated by TRAINED psychics?

* '''dr_jesus''': anyone who has signed an ISOO form must not query the db and it's a SF312 violation to log the channel

* '''rubin110''': I am booting up a Windows VM in order to schedule a conference room.

* '''dustball''': PS: For all reading this thread, FYI, you now have the Tetris song stuck in your head.

* '''aestetix''': For some reason, being up late in Manhattan has reminded me that I need to get new pants.

* '''qDot_''': Open source zealots are rioting right now. '''qDot_''': And by rioting, I mean writing /very/ angry blog comments. '''qDot_''': Like, you don't even know, man.

* '''chu''': aestetix: Those may be the precise circumstances under which surprise anal sex is called for.

* '''ieatlint''': splitting hairs '''sabrecito''': 2x hairs is better than 1x

* '''hephaestus''': solidsnack: where do i get some roofies? i think it would be fun to pop a couple and get raped

* '''dr_jesus''': apparently we can get mass quantities of government commodity foods if we agree to track inventory and only give it away to people who sign a form saying they're eligible to receive it

* '''qDot''': DrShiny: Come on, everyone knows that any sentence involving "PHP" is instantly sarcastic.

* '''dongsNbongs''': we'll drink to weevs gaping rape hole

* '''solrize''': VonGuard, almost all flashlights have firmware now

* '''dr_jesus''': I know you're trying to be funny, but it helps if you say something that's actually humorous

* '''alienvenom''': i don't think global warming is a hoax per-say, but just fucking wrong

* '''qDot_''': Man, this is why I just stick with the butt plugs. Ya'll too up in the soap opera. I'm just gonna be over here, putting stuff in my butt. '''aestetix''': Speaking of butt plugs, it's lunch time.

* '''quinn''': given the choice between raccoon urine and VAX support, I really don't know which I'd choose.

* '''aestetix''': qDot_: did you see Wired.com today? '''qDot_''': No. I was fapping so hard over the new iphone that I went temporarily blind. I'm currently the emergency room getting my penis fixed after desperately trying to stick it in the headphone jack of my 3gs so I could feel closer to steve. So, URL?

* '''wiretapped''': I republished your photos without attribution because i don't respect copyright

* '''Chris L.''': "[japanese] are vicious, vicious little fuckers"

* '''ceren''': iranian officials are arresting and interrogating people who sign up for a local gay/trans group. the sysadmins for that group aren't as fucking senior as you, and barely managed to get apache running. they confiscate the machines, and because these un-senior sysadmins didn't yet get around to learning and reducing logrotate, everyone who had the courage to even check out the website is now arrested and tortured.

* '''solidsnack''': why don't you just not have those views?

* '''hephaestus''': screw you guys, i'm going to fry's

* '''zedd''': Pft. I'm a member now, there is no should, only bitch and do not.

* '''hephaestus''': seattle always struck me as the place where san franciscans went to become irrelevant '''hephaestus''': it's just as expensive but far more douchey

* '''hephaestus''': Gnewt: well, i just finished a presentation on DIY Dildos. I'm trying to start a church. And I'm trying to get permission to piss off a bunch of juggalos early next month. you?

* '''VonGuard''': i use the salt for luck '''VonGuard''': i have a salt throwing device installed on my shoulder that throws it over my shoulder every 2 seconds

* '''DrShiny''': but the usual random dicks? not porn imho

* '''solidsnack''': I'm a roving bandaid.

* '''jon|atwerk''': VonGuard: that is where you convert morse code into oral and anal, right?

* Overheard: Facebook should have made a board game.

* '''Aya''': If coming to Noisebridge solved my problems and made me famous I wouldn't question it.

* '''Erin''': We're all NB-tards '''Al''': I just registered nbtard.com! '''rachel''': with one hand

* '''himynameisthor''': COCKS! '''himynameisthor''': OMG COCKS! '''himynameisthor''': best idea ever! '''himynameisthor''': sorry, that came out a little creepier than I had intended

* '''aestetix''': Wear four fingerpuppets: a buddhist, an objectivist, a mormon, and a scientologist '''aestetix''': And then masturbate '''aestetix''': Which puppet should get the money shot?

* >> '''dr_jesus''' eyes atala's boobs '''Atala''': mostly i wish i could take them off. the problem with this is that then i'd have to worry about people stealing them.

* '''DrSyzygy''': Muwahahahahahaha! In an unholy union, I now am able to use MPI clusters and SQL servers with Sagemath to compute Gröbner Bases!

* '''Valkyrie''': I don't have a real pc. I've gone totally virtual.

* '''dr_jesus''': On the one hand, I'm happy that people are learning sql '''dr_jesus''': on the other hand, that's an awful lot of dick that I'm colocating in an anonymous secret underground swedish colo

* '''alienvenom''': there's a giant lightning bolt on my widget

* '''DrSyzygy''' takes off his pants so he can write tomorrow's lecture. '''saizai''': .... what's the lecture on exactly? '''qDot_''': That's certainly how I prepare for my lectures. '''qDot_''': But, well, I lecture about butt plugs.

* '''Nils''': if you take the goat to the edge of a cliff, it will push back harder.

* '''lemonkey''': now to spruce up my blog layout

* '''dr_jesus''': you're not supposed to shoot TVs '''dr_jesus''': they have lead and stuff in the glass '''voronika''': you're not supposed to do a lot of fun things

* '''alxndr''': I think I've successfully switched myself from emacs to vim. '''VonGuard''': wow '''VonGuard''': that's like a sex change for nerds

* '''epsas''': Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from irc on a text console.

* '''ieatlint''': i'm just being a bitch and arguing this :P

* '''ieatlint''': nice, the producer for "survivor" is suspected in the murder of his wife '''magpie''': she wasnt murdered '''magpie''': just "voted off the island"

* '''flatline_hb''': The spamtron 9000 is set to "hair-trigger," do not say the same thing thrice on pain of kline '''flatline_hb''': interesting '''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice '''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice '''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice [~flatline_@the.inter.net] has quit [Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.))]

* '''phusion''': surprised they could dance wearing that shit. '''miah''': of course they can dance '''miah''': that is battle ready armor, storm troopers need to be able to move if they are going to fight worth a damn

* '''shogun_''': After reading the entire article, I think it's an april fools....they got me

* '''zedd''': Anyone that doesn't love comic sans is a terrorist.

* '''liquidsun|''': I bought a hat so I can be an asshat

* '''ceren''': aempirei: it's been done so hard here that i think we're beating the spot on the ground where the dead horse rotted

* '''lemonkey''': does thermburglar steal heat? '''dr_jesus''': thermburglar does in fact steal heat '''dr_jesus''': and then does covered calls in the btu market with them '''dr_jesus''': and then returns them, sometimes in less than pristine condition

* '''hep''': i never smell ok

* '''DrShiny''': yes, i had too much sports sex and broke my junk

* '''aestetix''': I think a bunch of noisebridgers should go to a strip club with laptops '''dr_jesus''': some friends and I actually tried that once in vegas for defcon '''dr_jesus''': then we tried it back here in the bay area to see if they'd kick us out here too and the answer is yes, immediately

* '''qDot_''': Well, you wallpaper your walls with vag, something's going to get peed on.

* '''Jake''': Enjoy the hell that you've helped to create!

* '''lemonkey''': GOOD MORNING '''jynn-''': WHAT JUST HAPPENED '''jynn-''': OH GOD

*'''aestetix''': dude where's my ops '''aestetix''': give me status or give me death

*'''VonGuard''': As a result, I know exactly who is trolling when.

*'''setient''': i just realized how awesome it is to have your own office '''miah''': put your pants back on

* '''rubin110[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Party_Form&oldid=10426 :]''' Please fill out and submit this form to the party comity and directory in order to run your party.

* '''aestetix''': Atala: even better, how about a illustration of Jacque de Molay's execution?

* '''wiretapped''': .sql select count(*) from dongs where url like 'http://cache.boston.com%' '''noisesql''': wiretapped: 0 '''wiretapped''': dr_jesus: see that? I didn't get a () from my delete! '''noisesql''': I '''wiretapped''': o_O '''noisesql''': I hunger for flesh '''wiretapped''': uh oh

* >> '''dr_jesus''' ran a mile once '''dr_jesus''': these days I just build sand castles instead and wait for some tough guy to kick them over, then I chessbox him

* '''miah''': i think im a level 2 emoquiter

* '''alxndr''': damn, I hope I don't bust up giggling next time someone unzips my fly because I'm thinking "HULL BREACH!! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! AAAOOOOOOGAAH"

* '''aestetix''': I think I now have professional java experience '''aestetix''': and I hate the langugage even more '''vorstyles''': barista? '''Epsas''': single short amaerican plz '''vorstyles''': is that a coffee order, or are you on okcupid?

* '''PuppyCock''': so, how do you dispose of a body? '''vorstyles''': puppycock: i'd suggest dropping the body at noisebridge hq with a tag saying "for parts" '''vorstyles''': it'll get used in various projects

* ''' aestetix''': I just finished jerking off to the last page of anne frank's diary

* '''Destri''': there is sometimes a fine line between "protesting" and "terrorist action" '''ani-''': there's sometimes a fine line between your mom and terrorist action

* '''vorstyles''': i hate this economy '''vorstyles''': gives people too much freetime for protests

* '''PuppyCock''': Maddox was right

* '''alienvenom''': what are you interested in? bestiality, s&m? '''lemonkey''': maybe '''alienvenom''': daipers? '''alienvenom''': you an ABDL? '''lemonkey''': sploshing '''alienvenom''': watersports? '''alienvenom''': fisting? '''lemonkey''': i enjoy feeling creamed corn between my buttcheeks '''alienvenom''': O_o '''lemonkey''': as if i shat myself
* '''thermburglar''': i have a math penis, does that count '''thermburglar''': its uncut, so as to function as a slide rule as well

* '''miah''': or maybe i'm misisng the humor again '''miah''': maybe we should implement a humor tag into irc '''miah''': or write a bot that detects humor to alert us

* '''ani''': i totally want some httpspanties '''vorstyles''': panties with a .htaccess '''lemonkey''': you know it's only a matter of time before our underware starts tweeting

* '''Kelly''': I'm trying to make a point of relating to non-geeks as if they too were human.

* '''Jim''': I like being senile, it's like being drunk without the hangover.

* '''lemonkey''': http://twitpic.com/153mju '''lemonkey''': final shuttle pin '''JSharp''': nearly 30 years is a very long time for a program like that :) '''JSharp''': not a bad design '''JSharp''': heh, the pin I mean

* '''turkshead''': Dr. J has offered to quantify my gizmo with his phone.

* '''alienvenom''': i suspect that the people who work at muni do not, in fact, have a brain. '''solidsnack''': alienvenom: But do they have a heart? '''solidsnack''': I think I'm most like the cowardly lion.

* '''miah''': vagina dentata should be standard equipment for female soldiers

* '''aestetix''': I seriously think phone booths need to start popping up all over america

* '''dr_jesus''': I'm just happy that I wrote a robot squad that helps teach people programming languages, the details are kind of a minor point for me '''DrShiny''': dr_jesus: that's so... so... SELFLESS of you '''DrShiny''': "I'm just glad to do my bit to make the world a better place" '''dr_jesus''': awesome buy me a hookers and blow '''DrShiny''': "<self-deprecating moue>" '''dr_jesus''': sandwich

* '''aestetix''': FUCK '''aestetix''': MUST FEED CHOCOLATE ADDICTION '''aestetix''': BRB PEANUT BUTTER TWIX OR BUST

* '''Destri''': new levels of bachelor-hood. Left coat in car, coat has my my titanium spork, need spork to stir my instant coffee

* '''zedd''': Come on, Zedd for ED, he gets things up '''ani''': ani for ed, she puts things down

* '''wiretapped''': aestetix: it turns out that for most intents and purposes, the internet *is* a big truck

* '''DrShiny''': wait, say all that again, i spilled soup on my keyboard so i couldn't hear you

* '''dr_jesus''': when a child dies and has NOT been daemonized (into a completely new process group), the child zombifies because the kernel needs to keep the child data structures around in case the parent wants to look at them to figure out why the child died '''dr_jesus''': ONLY WHEN the parent process calls wait() or a similar routine to extract that information does the kernel clean up the child data structures, since now the parent has them and can start poring over them to figure out what happened and what to do about it ''' dr_jesus''': now the parent might not want to sit around all day waiting for its kids to die, so the kernel sends SIGCHLD to the parent so whatever the parent is doing can be interrupted and it can call wait() at that point to figure out 1) who died, and 2) what caused it '''dr_jesus''': so basically SIGCHLD is child protection services and the kids are suicidal '''dr_jesus''': and a zombie process is a foster kid with a big tattoo on its forehead saying EXIT CODE = 0xwhatever and cps keeps it around waiting for the deadbeat parent to show up and get the exit code

* '''alienvenom''': yes, they would in theory be able to measure the capacitance of a penis

* '''rachel-''': no, when i'm 91, i'm gonna stick wine bottles up my ass

* '''TheScott''': we are having a wi party at VonGuards house because his wife went to Disney land '''TheScott''': apparently he can't fulfill her fantasy life or requirements

* '''ryan-c''': oh, hey. I've been looking for that penis bouquet pic for a while

* '''Valkyrie''': I did some work in saltmines in Utah. They were rather unpleasant, but not horrible.

* '''epsas''': i miss shitting in the woods '''epsas''': in my bear costume

* '''dr_jesus''': bwahhaha '''dr_jesus''': oracle backwards is el caro '''dr_jesus''': [http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A] '''epsas''': does that mean something? '''epsas''': ahh - hehe '''dr_jesus''': "the expensive"

* '''epsas''': you have to fellate the chicken

* '''epsas''': we need a fighterjetbot '''epsas''': i like looking at fighter jets '''epsas''': they are, like, flying dongs with guns
* '''Evil-Bill''': noisebutt: find Sarah Connor '''noisebutt''': Evil-Bill: I don't understand 'find Sarah Connor'. '''Evil-Bill''': Well that's a relief.

* '''miah''': how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks

* '''dr_jesus''': shut up for a second, I'm committing a sin against mankind
* '''rachel-''': it's a hard time to be a terrorist
* '''DrSyzygy''':: "While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. '''magpie-''': i have a 3.8 GPA. what?

* '''Evil_Bill''': C has no objects (only zuul).

* '''ani''': you do realise the wheels made it rollable right?

* '''dr_jesus''': noiseelisp: eval (message user-login-name) '''noiseelisp''': dr_jesus: root '''dr_jesus''': god fucking dammit not again

* '''dr_jesus''': I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradox '''grelli''': you... you're not supposed to know about that '''grelli''': are you after our beaver technology??

*'''radii''': I'm stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.

* '''Martyn''': Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?

* '''rachel-''': oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCH '''aestetix''': rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happen '''aestetix''': Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them

*'''incekt''': all i know is it's 40 ms away '''incekt''': as the crow flies

*'''dr_jesus''': noisec: eval printf("%i", getuid()); '''noisec''': dr_jesus: 0 '''dr_jesus''': fuck

* '''rachel''': the dong link list is not very long as yet

* '''epsas''': IF YOU MISSED THE PUNCHLINE, WILLIE NELSON WAS GIVING DOLLY PARTON ORAL PLEASURE

* '''dr_jesus_''': rm has [http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/coreutils.git/tree/src/remove.c?id=v8.1#n504 a hardcoded check] to prevent removing / '''alienvenom''': no it doesn't '''dr_jesus_''': sure it does, try it '''alienvenom''': the -rf overrides it '''alienvenom''': i've done it before

* '''Sargun''': I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs

* '''aestetix''': maybe a goatee sniffing context too?

* '''ani-''': rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen

* '''voronika''': at that point, you've missed the bitching bus

* '''alienvenom''': man i wish i was uncut. '''alienvenom''': just saying :-P '''alienvenom''': sorry '''alienvenom''': lol '''ieatlint''': we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin

* '''rachel''': eljepe: i see your point and raise you SHUT UP

* '''aestetix''': Can someone explain to me in one sentence what "agile programming" is? '''oao''': it's like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.

* '''zedd''': can't breathe lulzing too hard

* '''Valkyrie''': Atala: how big is your vagina?

* '''aestetix''': So, somewhere near the top of the list of people "You don't want to piss off (™)" '''aestetix''': Up there with Hitler's ghost and Your mom '''aestetix''': I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridge '''aestetix''': They're pretty badass

* '''dr_jesus''': btw I'm still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can't read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor

* '''Crutcher''': Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.

* >> '''Valkyrie`''' points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. '''VonGuard''': so what the hell coudl you even use em for? '''wiretapped''': we're using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now

* '''Anonymous''': I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.

* '''Martyn''': water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemite '''ieatlint''': not as beautiful '''Martyn''': it was equally as beautiful '''ieatlint''': don't let the environmentalists fool you

* '''rigel''': so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecated '''rigel''': what should i be using instead? '''miah''': postgresql

* '''Valkyrie''': Well, dongs are a dime a dozen. '''Valkyrie''': Space is rare.

* '''VonGuard''': scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block

* '''JSharp''': all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.

* '''Rubin''': OK, I can't tell which one is rum, I'm done for the night.

*'''turkshead''': guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green. '''turkshead''': everybody likes green, right? '''shkoo''': the consensus process must be blue.

* '''Kripto''': I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.

* '''Martyn''': Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs. (revenge!) '''ieatlint''': Martyn, ouch... i'm going to take that personally '''Martyn''': ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. '''ieatlint''': fine fine '''Martyn''': ieatlint : I'm sure the sentiment is returned :) '''ieatlint''': but you don't need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge '''Martyn''': ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough. If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)

* '''aestetix''': fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww

* '''froggytoad''': so... thing is, he has a thing for bears... '''Atala''': i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.

* '''JSharp''': Clippy: "I see you're trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?"

* '''dr_jesus''': at the moment he's so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV's worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady

*'''Zedd''': Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?

* '''ioerror''': 99% of the police make the rest look bad

* '''eljepe''': ie your pipes are full of rats '''eljepe''': your walls are full of cats '''eljepe''': and there is a homeless man living in your elevator '''chu''': If he's living in the elevator is he really homeless?

* '''ani-''': hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records > '''ani-''' submits > '''Evil-Bill''' dominates

* '''noisercode''': ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment

* '''dr_jesus''': ow '''dr_jesus''': some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane

* '''ieatlint''': unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuries '''MrDomino''': yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester's off to a bang... > '''ani-''' slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout > '''MrDomino''' masturbates furiously to his pun

* '''Emflamed''': guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!

* '''[[User:rachel|rachel-]]''': and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer

* '''teratoma''': perhaps noisebridge can hack BART to run without employees

* '''dr_jesus''': noisecode: eval os.geteuid() '''noisecode''' dr_jesus: 0 '''dr_jesus''' fuck

* >> '''SanMehat''' blew a transformer '''iz''': did he at least buy you dinner first?

* '''ieatlint''': yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done... '''Atala''': ieatlint: you're single right now, yes? '''ieatlint''': Atala, yes. '''Atala''': ieatlint: now's the time! if that thing isn't going to get some use, might as well bling it out.

* '''ceren''': ps: do not feed your pierced penis to a baby.

* >> '''ani-''' puts on pants '''rachel-''': ani-: nooooooooooooo

* '''Atala''': yeah, what's been up with the pacific northwest hitting bbq temperatures? '''lemonkey''': god's wrath for Microsoft bing

* '''rubin110''': So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding. '''rubin110''': His ass looked sooo good. '''rubin110''': You didn't hear this from me.

* '''rubin110''': IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK. '''rubin110''': ER ALL OF '''VonGuard''': [21:18] <rubin110> IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.

* '''rubin110''': Wait. '''rubin110''': Why don't we have the makerbot just print us a new space?

* '''ani'''-: [http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com/ http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com] '''zaius''': hot! i'd wear that '''zaius''': ... if i was a girl, i mean

* There was a [[David Fine]] bonanza - which got its own page.

* '''froggytoad''': apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water. I haven't tried it yet.

*'''dr_jesus''': clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation

* '''VonGuard''': oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard

*'''Atala''': were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?

*'''lemonkey''': mm jerk chicken quesadillas '''iz''': they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive

* '''froggytoad''': fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions

* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck's Neutron Absorbent Cock.

* '''Nana''': Rat poison is never the solution.

* '''lemonkey''': stop, drop, and rofl

* '''dr_jesus''': If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.

* '''VonGuard''': "welcome to apple, here's your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin"

* '''Atala''': ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn't count ;P '''ieatlint''': Atala, it wasn't for crack

* '''ieatlint''': yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge

* '''vniow-rachel-''': i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!

* '''Atala''': i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn't eat in public, that would be annoying.

* '''Valkyrie''': I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this "IP" business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.

* '''San''': "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"

* '''ryanc-''': i need more sex toys '''vniow''': me too

* '''aestetix''': vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?

* '''alienvenom''': '/win goto #gaysf '''alienvenom''': err '''alienvenom''': wow '''alienvenom''': uh '''alienvenom''': everyone type /clear now please :) '''alienvenom''': :-\

* '''vniow''': god, i sound like a noisebridge slut [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: vniow: I don't think you're a slut '''vniow''': i've slept with ceren too, as of last night [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: ok, now I do

* '''leif''': It's not as wiki as it could be.

* '''Martyn''': That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com '''Martyn''': You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it '''Atala''': there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."

* '''Valkyrie`''': So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.

* '''Valkyrie`''': eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE! '''Valkyrie`''': It's a little surreal.

* [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.

* '''anonymous''': Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.

* '''Jake''': Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.

* '''aestetix''' : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.

* '''Jake''': Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.

* '''Skye''': I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.

* '''Steen''': If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.

* '''Pemulis''': Have you ever jumped from one yacht to another when you own both yachts?

RepRap Soldering Party

2016-05-03T09:08:03Z

FreeSpeech:

[[File:JacobAppelbum2.jpeg]]
[[Category:Events]]
== What ==
We've received parts and PCBs for the [[RepRap]]. Now the parts need to be soldered to the boards. Everyone is welcome to help, but please RSVP below!

== When ==
Sunday November 16 from ~5 PM to ~10 PM (after the [[Oscilloscopes]] workshop).

== Who ==
* [[User:Adi|adi]]
* [[User:Ioerror|Jacob]]
* [[User:Jof|jof]]

Introduction to the AVR Microcontroller

2016-05-03T09:07:50Z

FreeSpeech:

[[File:JacobAppelbum2.jpeg]]
== Overview: ==

An introduction to the Atmel AVR family of microcontrollers by [[User:Mightyohm|Jeff]] and [[User:Maltman23|Mitch]].

The curriculum has not been determined, yet, but will include:
* basic electronics
* intro to microcontrollers
* build your own AVR programmer
* how to set up your computer to develop your microcontroller projects
* build a bunch of simple, fun projects, each of which will teach a fundamental microcontroller concept

Microcontrollers are very cheap (as little as $0.50 for the simplest ones), and very powerful! With them you can do an amazingly diverse range of projects, anywhere from turning TVs off in public places, to playing computer games, to making robots move or see, to creating beautiful (or obnoxious) music, to anything your imagination can come up with! And anyone can learn to make their own projects with them, given a little background.

The Atmel AVR family microcontrollers are very easy-to-use, and easy-to-learn. There are lots of free, open-source tools available for it, and lots of open-source projects that have all documentation free for the download online. There is also a user forum called AVRfreaks.org, full of geeks all over the world, 24/7, just waiting to answer your questions about your AVR microcontroller project. For these reasons, and more, it is a very popular family of microcontrollers for the DIY (Do It Yourself) crowd, which is why we've chosen to use it for this set of classes.

== Interested People (sign up here): ==

* [[User: C-c-c |Celine]]
* Charles
* Daniela Steinsapir
*Juliaaa
* [[User:Michiexile|Michiexile]]
* [[User:Arcanology|Al]]
* [[User:kripto|MarkC]]
* [[User:Rigel|Rigel]]
* [[User:elgreengeeto|Skory]]
* [[User:Ioerror|Jacob]]
* [[User:Matt|MattP]]
* [[User:rachel|rachel]]
* [[User:Adi|adi]]
* [[User:JSharp|J]]
* [[User:BillyBuggy|BillyBuggy]]
* [[User:Endenizen|Brian Ferrell]]
* [[User:Mlp|Meredith]] and I'll bring a friend if the class is in December, but he'll be out of town all of November.
* [[User:Avidd|Avidd]]
* [[User:mollybee|Molly]]
* [[User:jstockford|jim]]
* [[User:dana|dana]]
* [[User:jlapenna|Joe]]
* [[User:orph|Alex G.]]
* Rebecca W
* Jeff Trull
* [[User:Mikel|Mikel]]
* Sridhar Iyer
* David Stainton
* Julia Retzlaff(Is there an age limit??)
* Jesse Welz
* [[User:Eve|Eve]]
* [[User:dr1ce|dr1ce]]
* Tim and Robin

Twitter

2016-05-03T09:07:38Z

FreeSpeech:

[[File:JacobAppelbum2.jpeg]]
There is a [http://twitter.com/noisebridge noisebridge account on twitter]. It's usually used for assery, full or half, but announcements about events, various links and meetings are not out of the question. Feel free to follow us there.

Here is a (very incomplete) list of Noisebridge people who use twitter:

* [[User:mediapathic | Steen]] : [https://twitter.com/mediapathic mediapathic]
* [[User:Michiexile | Mikael]] : [https://twitter.com/michiexile michiexile]
* [[User:Ioerror| Jacob]] : [https://twitter.com/ioerror ioerror]
* [[User:Edrabbit| Ed]] : [https://twitter.com/edrabbit edrabbit]
* Kevin : [https://twitter.com/kevinreedy kevinreedy]
* Ben Rosengart: [https://twitter.com/fivetonsflax fivetonsflax]
* David Molnar : [https://twitter.com/dmolnar dmolnar]
* [[User:Jof | jof]] : [https://twitter.com/jof jof]
* [[User:aeonsf | John]] : [https://twitter.com/aeonice aeonice]
* [[User:jtfoote | Jon Foote]] : [https://twitter.com/rrmutt rrmutt]
* [[User:jlapenna | Joe]] : [https://twitter.com/jlapenna jlapenna]
* [[User:jdavid | jDavid]] : [https://twitter.com/jdavid jDavid]
* [[User:skyex | skye x]] : [https://twitter.com/skyex skyex]
* [[User:gianteye | M@]] : [https://twitter.com/gianteye Giant Eye]
* [[User:verbal|ian]] : [https://twitter.com/verbiee verbiee]
* [[User:Vniow|Ani]] : [https://twitter.com/vniow vniow]
* [[User:maymay|Meitar Moscovitz]] : [https://twitter.com/maymaym maymaym]
* [[User:EkriirkE|Erik Johnson]] : [https://twitter.com/LEDSuit LEDSuit]
* [[User:Miloh | miloh]] : [https://twitter.com/miloh miloh]
* [[User:Tony Longshanks | Tony Longshanks LeTigre]] : [https://twitter.com/glamrocktiger glamrocktiger]
* Zephyr : [https://twitter.com/zefyear zefyear]
* [[User:mcgrof | mcgrof]] : [https://twitter.com/mcgrof mcgrof]
* [[User:chris-kun | chris-kun]] : [https://twitter.com/saikochriskun saikochriskun]
* [[User:gjtorikian | Garen]] : [https://twitter.com/gjtorikian gjtorikian]
* [[User:flamsmark | Tom]] : [https://twitter.com/flamsmark flamsmark]
* [[User:Leif | Leif]] : [https://twitter.com/wiretapped wiretapped]
* Nic : [https://twitter.com/DrWeidinger DrWeidinger]
* [[User:JeffreyATW | JeffreyATW]] : [https://twitter.com/jeffreyatw jeffreyatw]

Noisebot

2016-05-03T09:07:14Z

FreeSpeech:

[[File:JacobAppelbum2.jpeg]]
:''Not to be confused with [[Noise-Bot|MC Hawking]].''

Noisebot is our irc bot. It occasionally does useful and/or annoying things.

It hangs out in #noisebridge and #nycresistor. You can ask it to tell people things across the two channels.

We're currently in an uptime contest with #nycresistor's bot.

== Useful Commands ==
02:40 < radii> noisebot, note ioerror this is a test.
02:40 < noisebot> radii: I'll pass that on when ioerror is around.

13:33 < radii> .twitter crackhead theater, now playing on wiese st
13:33 < noisebot> radii: http://twitter.com/noisebridge/984347090

16:03 < arcanology> .title http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/gizmodo/full/~3/XEMcKeXXHzQ/lasers-the-only-way-to-carve-a-pumpkin
16:03 < noisebot> arcanology: Lasers: The Only Way to Carve a Pumpkin

;<tt>.wp <term></tt>
:returns the first sentance of the Wikipedia page for <term>, plus a link to that page.

== Hacking the bot ==

It's a stock rbot instance, submit patches against [http://ruby-rbot.org/rbot-trac/wiki/ExampleSession rbot].

== Karma ==

To use karma, just say <username>++
To see how much people like you, type .karma <username>

= Ponybot =

<tt>ponybot</tt> is a rbot running as <tt>ponybot</tt> on <tt>pony.noisebridge.net</tt>. The plugins and so on (but '''not''' the config.yaml, since it contains passwords) are checked into git and available at https://github.com/radii/noisebot/ for your hacking pleasure. Please send pull requests! In fact, please make a module so that ponybot can update itself based on IRC requests from registered users.

Processing Workshop 2

2016-05-03T09:07:00Z

FreeSpeech:

[[File:JacobAppelbum2.jpeg]]
[[User:Scmurray|Scott]] is interested in teaching this, and is busy thinking about what, where, when, why, and how.

See also [[Programming for Poets]]

Possible topics:

*Audio
*Video

== Interest ==
*[[User:Endenizen|Brian Ferrell]]
*[[gba]]
*[[turkshead]]
*[[BillyBuggy]]
*[[User:Matt|Matt]]
*[[User:Michiexile|Mikael]]
*[[User:elgreengeeto|skory]]
*[[User:Ioerror|Jacob]]
*[[User:emDaut|Mike]]
*[[User:maltman23|Mitch]]
*[[User:Daniela|Daniela Steinsapir]]
*[[User:dana|dana]]
Interested! mnoble@hightechhigh.org
[[Category:Processing]][[category:events]]

Basic Chemistry Lab Techniques

2016-05-03T09:06:42Z

FreeSpeech:

[[File:JacobAppelbum2.jpeg]]
;please list your name if you are interested in this to encourage the possible teacher!
:[[User:rachel|Rachel]]
:[[User:Turkshead|Turkshead]]
:[[User:Jof|jof]]
:[[User:Adi|adi]]
:[[User:Ioerror|Jacob]]
:[[User:arcanology|Al]]
:[[User:jstockford|jim]]
:[[User:Sunshine|Sunshine]]
:[[User:psuliin|Paul S]]
:[[User:weisburd|BW]]
:[[User:startexploding|Richard E]]
:[[User:startexploding|opendna]] - I have suggestions for intro labs on basic electrochemistry
:Hardy
:Julia
Ben - I could help teach if this happens
:Lily - I could help brainstorm real world ideas / science mystery parties

[[category:events]]

Basic Chemistry Lab Techniques

2016-05-03T09:06:31Z

FreeSpeech:

[[File:JacobAppelbum.jpeg]]
;please list your name if you are interested in this to encourage the possible teacher!
:[[User:rachel|Rachel]]
:[[User:Turkshead|Turkshead]]
:[[User:Jof|jof]]
:[[User:Adi|adi]]
:[[User:Ioerror|Jacob]]
:[[User:arcanology|Al]]
:[[User:jstockford|jim]]
:[[User:Sunshine|Sunshine]]
:[[User:psuliin|Paul S]]
:[[User:weisburd|BW]]
:[[User:startexploding|Richard E]]
:[[User:startexploding|opendna]] - I have suggestions for intro labs on basic electrochemistry
:Hardy
:Julia
Ben - I could help teach if this happens
:Lily - I could help brainstorm real world ideas / science mystery parties

[[category:events]]

RepRap

2016-05-03T09:05:59Z

FreeSpeech:

[[File:JacobAppelbum3.jpeg]]
[[Category:Projects]]

= Update Feb 2014 =

* Prusa RepRap seems to be functioning well under optimized settings. Use with experience on the machine and/or come to 3D Thursdays (7-10pm) to learn how it works!

Link to .ini file for slic3r: [[http://www.mediafire.com/view/x87inr32ci698wb/SuperSlic3r.ini]]

Use 3mm PLA only. Make sure temp is set at 190 (for clear PLA) and the above settings are loaded.

Remember, respect the 3D printer, and you will get desired results.

= Update June 2013 =

[[File:Rep_Rap_3D_printers_at_Noisebridge.jpeg|thumb|right|June 2013 sighting of some sexy 3D RepRap printers at Noisebridge]]

* I'm going to try to update this page. I think that the RepRap 3D printers shuold be the focus of the 3D printing community at Noisebridge since they are open source. The other printers have derived many of their designs from the RepRap and they have millions of dollars so maybe all the marketing people they send here to bug me should work on decent documentation and professional services. [[User:Romyilano|Romyilano]]
* See [[3DPrintBeginners]] for updates

= RepRap Old from 2008 =

[[User:Romyilano|Romy]] - ''this is REALLY OLD. Like from 2008 old. Where were you in 2008? Is that when your okcupid date was born? We have to update this.''

From reprap.org:
[[Image:Reprap.jpg|thumb|right|Reprap image from reprap.org]]
:RepRap is short for Replicating Rapid-prototyper. It is the practical self-copying 3D printer shown on the right - a self-replicating machine. This 3D printer builds the parts up in layers of plastic. This technology already exists, but the cheapest commercial machine would cost you about €30,000. And it isn't even designed so that it can make itself. So what the RepRap team are doing is to develop and to give away the designs for a much cheaper machine with the novel capability of being able to self-copy (material costs are about €500).

The RepRap project is a bit optimistic in their description -- their "self-replicating" machine is capable of printing all of the non-commodity parts of their machine, but still needs stepper motors, steel rods, screws, nuts, control circuitry, and of course a human to assemble the pieces.

== Links ==
*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RepRap_Project
*http://reprap.org/
*http://www.reprap.org/bin/view/Main/McWire_Cartesian_Bot_1_2 - easy to follow instructions for a kit version of reprap.
*http://objects.reprap.org/wiki/Builders - the RepRap Builders wiki
*http://store.rrrf.org/ - the RepRap Research Foundation store

== Participants ==
* [[User:Orph|Orph]]
* [[User:Adi|adi]]
* [[User:Ioerror|Jacob]]
* [[User:turkshead|TurksHead]]
* [[User:nejucomo|nejucomo]]
* [[User:arcanology|Al]]
* [[User:Mlp|Meredith]]
* [[User:obscurite|Obscurite]]
* [[User:mrericboyd|Eric Boyd]]
* [[User:Martinbogo|Martin B]

== Plan ==
* decide what system to build
** what print materials? ABS, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polycaprolactone PCL] aka Shapelock, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polylactic_acid PLA], ...
* Print head
** multiple print heads?
** http://reprap.org/bin/view/Main/RepRapOneDarwinThermoplastExtruder
** http://objects.reprap.org/wiki/Nophead%27s_Extruder_Tweaks
* Chassis
** what design? (lasercut acrylic, plywood + steel rod, ...)
** The [http://www.reprap.org/bin/view/Main/McWire_Cartesian_Bot_1_2 McWire]
* Electronics
** control electronics design (something better than "one Arduino to rule them all" please)
* Stepper Motors
** we need 4 [http://www.reprap.org/bin/view/Main/StepperMotor stepper motors] conforming to the following specs:
*** NEMA 23 size, bipolar, about 100 oz-in torque, dual-output shaft
* purchase parts
* * Consult the [[McWire BOM]] for what to buy
* build it!

Some parts of RepRap can be developed independently. In particular, the [http://reprap.org/bin/view/Main/ExtruderMechanicalParts Extruder] "print head" is pretty much independent of the chassis mechanism, and looks like a fun project. Might want to consider other print mechanisms too; this one may be specific to a few of the thermoplastics.

== Status ==
* [[User:Turkshead|TurksHead]] has started building a [http://www.reprap.org/bin/view/Main/McWire_Cartesian_Bot_1_2 McWire] chassis. (10/22)
* [[User:Adi|adi]] is researching print materials and print heads. (10/23)
* [[User:Adi|adi]] has ordered components and PCBs for the following boards: (10/29)
** 6 x [http://make.rrrf.org/smd-1.1 stepper motor driver v1.1]
** 2 x [http://make.rrrf.org/pd-1.1 pwm driver v1.1]
** 2 x [http://make.rrrf.org/ts-1.1 temperature sensor v1.1]
* had a [[RepRap Soldering Party]], soldered most of the boards (2008-11-16)
** Driver boards got heatsinks attached at Feb 3rd meeting during reprap session
* X, Y and Z stages assembled and put in place; X-stage motor-mount in place. (2009-02-27)

== Parts Orders To Place ==
All the electronics have been ordered!

== Parts Orders Completed ==
[[User:Adi|adi]] ordered a bunch of components for RepRap from Mouser on 2008-10-29:

SHIPPED TO:
NOISEBRIDGE
83C WIESE ST
SAN FRANCISCO, CA 94103

----+-----------------------------+--------+---------+----------+-------------
| MOUSER PART NO. | EST | | |
LINE| CUSTOMER PART NO. | SHIP | QTY | UNIT | EXTENDED
NO. | DESCRIPTION | DATE | ORDERED | PRICE | PRICE
----+-----------------------------+--------+---------+----------+-------------
1 652-3362U-1-202LF 10/29/08 10 0.720 7.20
1/4"SQ 2KOHMS 10%
2 517-4814-3000-CP 10/29/08 5 0.190 0.95
14P DUAL WIPE DIPSKT
3 517-4816-3000-CP 10/29/08 5 0.190 0.95
16P DUAL WIPE DIPSKT
4 571-2828374 10/29/08 5 0.720 3.60
5.08MM PCB MOUNT 4P
5 512-MM74HC00N 10/29/08 5 0.390 1.95
Qd 2-Input NAND Gate
6 512-LM78L05ACZX 10/29/08 5 0.180 0.90
TO-92 .1A Pos Volt
7 595-L293DNE 10/29/08 2 2.740 5.48
Quad Half-Hs
8 291-220-RC 10/29/08 200 0.014 2.80
220ohms
9 512-1N4005 10/29/08 100 0.038 3.80
1.0a Rectifier
10 511-TIP120 10/29/08 10 0.400 4.00
NPN Power Darlington
11 517-952-10 10/29/08 12 0.150 1.80
.100 SHUNT BLUE
12 538-09-50-3041 10/29/08 6 0.250 1.50
HSG 4P W/LKG RAMP
13 538-08-52-0072 10/29/08 24 0.080 1.92
TERMINAL 18-20 BULK
14 538-26-48-1245 10/29/08 1 2.020 2.02
VERT B/A HDR 24P TIN
15 294-0.5-RC 10/29/08 100 0.050 5.00
0.5ohms
16 581-5OK102KABJH 10/29/08 12 0.180 2.16
500volt 1nF 10%
17 581-5ZH104ZACJA 10/29/08 32 0.160 5.12
50volt 100nF -20+80%
18 140-XRL50V100-RC 10/29/08 18 0.096 1.73
50V 100uF 20%
19 291-100K-RC 10/29/08 200 0.014 2.80
100Kohms
20 291-2.7K-RC 10/29/08 200 0.014 2.80
2.7Kohms
21 517-4820-3000-CP 10/29/08 6 0.220 1.32
20P DUAL WIPE DIPSKT
22 538-22-23-2031 10/29/08 12 0.290 3.48
VERT PCB HDR 3P TIN
23 538-22-01-3037 10/29/08 24 0.190 4.56
HSG 3P W/RAMP/RIBS
24 140-50P5-332K-RC 10/29/08 6 0.100 0.60
50V 3300pF Y5P
25 538-15-24-4745 10/29/08 10 0.770 7.70
HI TEMP VERT HDR
26 291-560-RC 10/29/08 200 0.014 2.80
560ohms
27 696-SSL-LX5093GD 10/29/08 24 0.120 2.88
5mm Green Diff
28 604-WP937EGW 10/29/08 12 0.340 4.08
RED/GREEN DIFFUSED
29 567-290-1AB 10/29/08 6 0.380 2.28
TO-220 VERT/HORZ BLK
30 538-08-50-0114 10/29/08 100 0.090 9.00
CRIMP TERM 22-30 TIN
31 511-L297 10/29/08 6 9.660 57.96
Stepper Motor
32 511-L298 10/29/08 6 3.470 20.82
Dual Full Bridge
33 512-SB360 10/29/08 48 0.420 20.16
3a/60V Schottky
34 571-41031850 10/29/08 2 3.150 6.30
40P HEADER GOLD
35 140-XRL50V10-RC 10/29/08 10 0.048 0.48
50V 10uF 20%
36 871-B57560G104F 10/29/08 2 2.740 5.48
100k 4085
37 571-2828372 10/29/08 8 0.300 2.40
5.08MM PCB MOUNT 2P
=============
MERCHANDISE TOTAL: $210.78

[[User:Adi|adi]] ordered the following from http://store.rrrf.org/ on 2008-10-29:
* 6 x [http://store.rrrf.org/product_info.php?products_id=53 Stepper Motor Driver v1.2 Raw PCB]
* 6 x [http://store.rrrf.org/product_info.php?products_id=63 Opto Endstop v2.1 Kit] (ordering kit because RRRF has bought out the entire north american stock of [http://search.digikey.com/scripts/DkSearch/dksus.dll?Detail?name=H21LOI-ND H21LOI] and this kit is the only way to get them)
* 2 x [http://store.rrrf.org/product_info.php?products_id=48 100K Thermistor]
* 2 x [http://store.rrrf.org/product_info.php?products_id=69 DC Motor Driver v1.1 Kit] (raw PCB out of stock)
* 2 x [http://store.rrrf.org/product_info.php?products_id=52 PWM Driver v1.1 Raw PCB]
* 2 x [http://store.rrrf.org/product_info.php?products_id=58 Temperature Sensor v1.1 Raw PCB]
* 5 ft [http://store.rrrf.org/product_info.php?products_id=40 Nichrome Wire]
(total: $98.75 including shipping charges) 
This is most of the parts for two sets of RepRap electronics.

[[User:Adi|adi]] ordered the following from Mouser on 2008-11-18:
----+-----------------------------+--------+---------+----------+-------------
| MOUSER PART NO. | EST | | |
LINE| CUSTOMER PART NO. | SHIP | QTY | UNIT | EXTENDED
NO. | DESCRIPTION | DATE | ORDERED | PRICE | PRICE
----+-----------------------------+--------+---------+----------+-------------
1 649-71600-010LF 11/18/08 25 0.700 17.50
.100" RECEPT. 2X5P

2 72-T70YE-10K 11/18/08 8 0.740 5.92
1/4"SQ V/ADJ 10K

3 649-75869-101LF 11/18/08 10 1.030 10.30
IDC HEADER 10 POSIT

=============
MERCHANDISE TOTAL: $33.72

[[User:mrericboyd|Eric Boyd]] order the following (mostly fasteners) from McMaster on 2009-02-18:

Qty | Part Number/Description | Unit Price | Total Price | Ships
+-----------+---------------------------------+---------------+---------------+---------------
1 95462A033 - $11.96 $11.96 in the morning
Zinc-Plated Grade 5 Steel Hex
Nut 1/2"-13 Thread Size, 3/4"
Width, 7/16" Height, Packs of
100

1 91083A033 - $2.62 $2.62 in the morning
Plain Steel SAE Flat Washer
1/2" Sz, 17/32" ID, 1-1/16" OD,
.074" Thk, Packs of 55

1 90275A714 - $7.32 $7.32 in the morning
Zinc-Pltd Stl Flat Head Slotted
Machine Screw 1/2"-13 Thread,
1-1/4" Length, Packs of 10

1 90494A030 - $1.72 $1.72 in the morning
Plain Grade 2 Steel Thin Hex
Nut 5/16"-18 Thread Size, 1/2"
Width, 3/16" Height, Packs of
100

1 91083A030 - $3.73 $3.73 in the morning
Plain Steel SAE Flat Washer
5/16" Size, 11/32" ID, 11/16"
OD, .051" Thk, Packs of 192

1 90273A581 - $8.80 $8.80 in the morning
Zinc-Plated Stl Flat Head Phil
Machine Screw 5/16"-18 Thread,
3/4" Length, Packs of 50

3 91034A100 - $2.15 $6.45 in the morning
Black-Oxide Steel Coupling Nut
1/4"-20 Thread Size, 5/8"
Length, 1/2" Width

1 98273A255 - $6.21 $6.21 in the morning
410 SS Type 23 Thread-Cutting
Screw 10-24 Thread, 1/2"
Length, Packs of 50

1 51135K261 - $2.02 $2.02 in the morning
High-Temperature Silicone
Rubber Tubing Firm, 1/4" ID,
1/2" OD, 1/8" Wall, Blue (Same
as 51135K26)

1 9429T34 - $4.73 $4.73 in the morning
Steel Two-Hole Clamp for 11/16"
Outside Diameter, 1/2" EMT
Conduit, Packs of 50

Merchandise: $55.56

Membership/Membership Team

2016-05-03T09:05:46Z

FreeSpeech:

[[File:JacobAppelbum3.jpeg]]
{{Membership}}
[[Noisebridge Membership]] is the page to hold the definitions we've agreed on; this page is a work page.

Team to write a detailed proposal on the rights and responsibilities of Noisebridge members. Sign up on this page and we'll self-organize to do it.

[[user:rachel|Rachel]] (team lead)

[[user:elgreengeeto|Skory]] (some guy)

[[User:Ioerror|Jacob]] (nobody special)

[[User:Turkshead|Turkshead]] 16:12, 15 October 2008 (PDT)

[[User:Kripto|Mark]] (Coppertop)

[[User:Yerdua|Audrey]] (note taker)
----

A bunch of people met before the general meeting on Tues 3-7-09. The questions considered were:

* should we have membership hiatus? what would it mean, how would it work?
* what about kicking people out?
* should we automatically de-memberify for non-payment and non-communication?
* is the current membership process working out or does it need to be changed?

We came up with recommendations for all of these:

==== Hiatus ====
* ok to have month-to-month basis
* to do this, notify the treasurer of the start & projected end dates (if any)
* to come back, notify the treasurer that you're back
* you cannot block consensus during that period
* still OK to show up
* if the hiatus reason stops, suggest stopping hiatus
* no need to re-member-ify

==== Removal for nonpayment ====
Under certain circumstances a member would automatically be removed:
* no dues payment for 3 months
* no communication for same 3 months
* treasurer will be trying to communicate using the contact information given, at least once per month
* no restriction on rejoining

==== Current process ====
It is possibly offputting to new people. We don't think any change to the process is needed, but in meetings we should be clearer about the purpose (getting to know you) rather than focusing on describing the process. If you come back, we already know you, no waiting period need apply.

=== Old ===
Old stuff below, retained for historical purposes. Eventually it can be deleted and the view history can be used for historical purposes.
----
A bunch of people met before the general meeting on Tues 10-21 and talked a lot. We're not ready to make any official recommendations yet but we think one more meeting should do it. We'll meet again on Tues 10-28.

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== Membership form ==

[[Image:Noisebridgemembership.pdf]] or [[Image:Noisebridgemembership.doc]]. (rtf is unwanted, OMG)

----

=== Proposed Process ===

1. fill out top third of the form
2. put the form in the binder
3. each meeting, there is a standing agenda item to read the applicants out of the binder
4. a month passes, during which the applicant gets 2 sponsors to sign their form
5. after this month, the applicant is approved by the general membership. at that point they fill out the bottom
third of the form. It is perfectly acceptable to postpone the approval until the next meeting (or the next, etc) .
6. the new member gives the Treasurer their dues, and the Secretary the form

During the month, anyone can look in the binder at the names. If you have a problem with one of the applicants,
take time during that month to try and resolve the problem. You may ask another member to be a proxy for you to
either help resolve the problem (preferred) or to voice your objection at the approval meeting.

== Meeting Notes ==

Rachel started off the meeting with a list of questions we need to answer:

* How does one become a member?/What does it take to be a member?
* What priveleges is a member entitled to?
* What should a member not do?/What is our code of conduct?
* If a member becomes a problem, how do we expel them?

'''How does one become a member?/What does it take to be a member?'''

notes:

3 month period. someone vouches for them
integrate with the community before you attempt to join it.
what can't you do in the first three months?
the community decides if this person will be a part of the group

it is easier to not let someone in than it is to get rid of them later.

are we viewing the community as the same as the space? do we want to make a distinction between people who have keys and can use the space and members?

decouple keyholders and members. "I trust you, you can have a key"

NYC Resistor - you must be invited and then accepted by the membership. more exclusive. the space is small

Enki - about Metalab - new people are encouraged to contribute. not a formal process. Growth is a positive thing. If we have a lot of members, we can expand.

Jake - doesn't agree with NYC Resistor format. People have come here and complained about their process

(Jake) Honorary Members - visitors who will have keys. Enki is an example. Suggests mailing keys to people who we wish would show up. Not worried about people showing up.

Safety concern - should we have a list of people who have keys.
lock is easily picked. Jake doesn't think we should be concerned about knowing who has keys

fill out a form?? Simple web form - we can see who is the new members.
form with two cosigners to vouch. (What about people new to the area? After three months of hanging out, you know someone.)

Three month period will help weed out people who will lose interest quickly.

Application fee will become first month dues if they're ultimately accepted into the group.

''the process we came up with at the end of the discussion:''

1. applicant puts name on website

2. time passes

3. fill out form

4. finds two members to vouch

5. anyone with an objection within 3 month time period should speak up. Some objections can be resolved. Some cannot. Approve by consensus.

'''What priveleges is a member entitled to?'''

key to the space

right to participate in the consensus process.

'''What should a member not do? What is our code of conduct?'''

Jake - rather not have a formal code of conduct
Rachel - code of conduct - "Be Nice"

"Be Nice and Be Excellent to Each Other"

'''If someone is a problem, how do we expell them?'''

we talked before about the membership holding a vote. member in question can then appeal to the board before being expelled.

do we take their key away?
If they still have access, how does it work to ban people?

Peter strongly suggests that we have a process in place before the problem ever arises.

Jake - lets not use force, use reason instead. make them not want to be here - that will be more effective than throwing someone out.

Enki - have a set of guidelines. board decides

temporary suspension?

2/3 majority as required by law.

no conclusion here. more discussion is necessary

25c3

2016-05-03T09:05:33Z

FreeSpeech:

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== Submit a talk! ==

Sunday the 5th of October 2009 is the last day to submit a talk. [http://events.ccc.de/2008/10/03/25c3-this-is-your-last-chance/ Please do it!]

* [[User:maltman23|Mitch Altman]] sent in a proposal to do a talk with a few other microcontoller hackers -- each hacker has a few minutes to show off a cool microcontroller project, each of which points out a basic concept of microcontrollers. The overall effect is a fun overview course for learning microcontrollers. Mitch will also be doing an ongoing workshop, teaching any and all how to make cool things with microcontrollers.

== Where to stay? ==

Renting an apartment with a group of people is a great idea. If you can book a hotel room at the Park Inn, it's near to the BCC. If you're lucky, you'll be able to link up via wifi!

== How to get there? ==

You'll be able to find cheap tickets on [http://www.kayak.com/ Kayak].

== How long are people staying? ==

* [[User:maltman23|Mitch Altman]] is going to be in Europe from 1-Dec-08 through early Jan-09. I'll start off by going to Roboexotica in Vienna on 4-Dec, then bop around with friends till a few days before 25C3 when I'll go to Berlin to hang out. (And after 25C3 I'll head to NYC for a week before going home.)

== Side trips? ==

== Things you'll want or need to get in Berlin ==

== Who's going? ==
* [[User:Ioerror |Jake Appelbaum]]
* [[User:Yerdua | Audrey Penven]]
* [[User:maltman23|Mitch Altman]]

[[Category:Events]]

BuildTeam

2016-05-03T09:05:15Z

FreeSpeech:

[[File:JacobAppelbum3.jpeg]]
==The Team==
(when editing this table, you can use 4 ~s to make a signature for the first column.)
{|
|-
! Who
! When
! What
|-
| [[User:Turkshead|Turkshead]] 08:03, 1 October 2008 (PDT)
| Available this week and next afternoons and evenings, after that as work permits
| Can do cabling and minor carpentry as well as general lifting of heavy things.
|-
| [[User:Adi|Adi]] 10:47, 1 October 2008 (PDT)
| Available this week and next 10A - midnight, have key.
| Minor carpentry, painting, constructing interesting things out of hardware store parts.
|-
| [[User:JSharp|JSharp]] 16:23, 1 October 2008 (PDT)
| Available as work permits (generally evenings after 5pm) during the week and all day on weekends
| Cabling, network and computing system installation and configuration, electrical work, A/V work, lifting, minor carpentry, some structural planning and design
|-
| [[User:Ioerror|ioerror]] 02:16, 3 October 2008 (PDT)
| Available part of next week most days until ~BART close. I have a key.
| Network stuff, photography stuff, chem/electronics/etc, building, painting and so on.
|-
| [[User:Yerdua|Yerdua]] 14:21, 3 October 2008 (PDT)
| Available most weekdays after 6pm until BART closing.
| photography stuff, general building/painting/etc
|-
|}

==Space Allocation==
[[Image:Spaceallocation.png|Bad approximation at first floor space allocation]]

BuildTeam

2016-05-03T09:04:05Z

FreeSpeech:

[[File:Jacobappelbum.jpg]]
==The Team==
(when editing this table, you can use 4 ~s to make a signature for the first column.)
{|
|-
! Who
! When
! What
|-
| [[User:Turkshead|Turkshead]] 08:03, 1 October 2008 (PDT)
| Available this week and next afternoons and evenings, after that as work permits
| Can do cabling and minor carpentry as well as general lifting of heavy things.
|-
| [[User:Adi|Adi]] 10:47, 1 October 2008 (PDT)
| Available this week and next 10A - midnight, have key.
| Minor carpentry, painting, constructing interesting things out of hardware store parts.
|-
| [[User:JSharp|JSharp]] 16:23, 1 October 2008 (PDT)
| Available as work permits (generally evenings after 5pm) during the week and all day on weekends
| Cabling, network and computing system installation and configuration, electrical work, A/V work, lifting, minor carpentry, some structural planning and design
|-
| [[User:Ioerror|ioerror]] 02:16, 3 October 2008 (PDT)
| Available part of next week most days until ~BART close. I have a key.
| Network stuff, photography stuff, chem/electronics/etc, building, painting and so on.
|-
| [[User:Yerdua|Yerdua]] 14:21, 3 October 2008 (PDT)
| Available most weekdays after 6pm until BART closing.
| photography stuff, general building/painting/etc
|-
|}

==Space Allocation==
[[Image:Spaceallocation.png|Bad approximation at first floor space allocation]]

BuildTeam

2016-05-03T09:03:45Z

FreeSpeech:

[[File:Jacobappelbum3.jpeg]]
==The Team==
(when editing this table, you can use 4 ~s to make a signature for the first column.)
{|
|-
! Who
! When
! What
|-
| [[User:Turkshead|Turkshead]] 08:03, 1 October 2008 (PDT)
| Available this week and next afternoons and evenings, after that as work permits
| Can do cabling and minor carpentry as well as general lifting of heavy things.
|-
| [[User:Adi|Adi]] 10:47, 1 October 2008 (PDT)
| Available this week and next 10A - midnight, have key.
| Minor carpentry, painting, constructing interesting things out of hardware store parts.
|-
| [[User:JSharp|JSharp]] 16:23, 1 October 2008 (PDT)
| Available as work permits (generally evenings after 5pm) during the week and all day on weekends
| Cabling, network and computing system installation and configuration, electrical work, A/V work, lifting, minor carpentry, some structural planning and design
|-
| [[User:Ioerror|ioerror]] 02:16, 3 October 2008 (PDT)
| Available part of next week most days until ~BART close. I have a key.
| Network stuff, photography stuff, chem/electronics/etc, building, painting and so on.
|-
| [[User:Yerdua|Yerdua]] 14:21, 3 October 2008 (PDT)
| Available most weekdays after 6pm until BART closing.
| photography stuff, general building/painting/etc
|-
|}

==Space Allocation==
[[Image:Spaceallocation.png|Bad approximation at first floor space allocation]]

Processing Code Fragments

2016-05-03T09:03:26Z

FreeSpeech:

[[File:Jacobappelbum4.jpeg]]
[[Image:Noisebridge_audio-1.jpg|thumb|Noisebridge logo done in processing]]

File under Someone Had To Do It: [http://notapattern.net/~puck/outgoing/content/noisebridge_audio.zip Noisebridge logo done in processing] (zip file). Requires the [http://code.compartmental.net/tools/minim/ minim] audio libraries to function correctly. Still needs some work. Looks way better in motion, video forthcoming when I find a good free video capture util for mac. By [[User:mediapathic | Steen]]. Share and Enjoy!

'''Update''': [http://notapattern.net/~puck/outgoing/content/noisebridge_audiologo_apps.zip Here] is a zip file with windows, mac, and linux executables. If people could let me know whether it works on their machines (specifically if the audio reactivity actually functions), I'd appreciate it.

[[Image:Growcubes2_monochrome_GL.jpg|thumb|GrowCubes processing sketch]]

[http://notapattern.net/~puck/outgoing/content/growcubes2_monochrome_GL.pde.zip GrowCubes processing sketch](zip file). There are cubes. They grow. This was originally the example that [[User:Scmurray | Scott]] walked me through as a lesson in Object-Oriented programming in processing, so has a pretty easy-to-understand implementation of that (thanks, Scott!). Also includes an example of implementing GL blend modes (which, according to processing.org is not officially supported and may well break in future versions etc but which looks really cool in the meantime). Written by [[User:mediapathic | Steen]], grow idea and algorithm from [[User:Ioerror | ioerror]].

[http://albatrosslabs.com/jack/littledudes.pde Little Dudes processing sketch] Little Robot Dudes. They walk. They're robots. The only complex part of this sketch is all of the positioning necessary to model them. Pictures [[:Image:Littledudes.jpg|here]]!

Written by [[User:Jack | Jack]]

[[Category:Processing]]

OpenPGP cards

2016-05-03T09:03:11Z

FreeSpeech:

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== OpenPGP card order ==

Some members of Noisebridge (Jacob and David) are interested in acquiring at least one [http://www.g10code.de/p-card.html OpenPGP smart card] each. Add yourself to the list at the bottom of the page.

The prices are reasonable once we get them in quantity ([http://www.kernelconcepts.de/en/shop/products/security.shtml prices here]):

1 Stk. 16,40 EUR/p.p.
2 Stk. 15,40 EUR/p.p.
5 Stk. 14,40 EUR/p.p.
10- Stk. 13,90 EUR/p.p

It seems likely that the right card reader is USB:

USB Chipcard reader SCM SCR-335 30,00 EUR

[http://lists.debian.org/debian-devel/2008/09/msg00139.html Further reading of about these cards.]

== Who/What/How Many? ==

*[[User:Ioerror|Jacob]] - 2 cards and 1 reader
*David - 2 cards and 1 reader
*Mark - 2 cards and 1 reader
*[[User:Adi|Andy]] - 2 cards and 1 reader

Soldering Workshop

2016-05-03T09:02:58Z

FreeSpeech:

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Mitch wants to teach a soldering workshop, and Mikael wants to carve pumpkins.

== Time and Place ==

Saturday, 25 October, 3:00pm 
at Noisebridge, 83C Wiese (near 16th St. & Mission)

== Overview ==

[[Image:happy_soldering.jpg|thumb|left|People happily soldering away at the workshop]]
[[Image:Audrey_braintripping.jpg|thumb|right|Audrey tripping on her brainwaves at the workshop]]

You can learn to solder! Anyone can. Soldering is a basic skill for just about all electronics projects. If you've never soldered before, this workshop will give you the confidence to solder in less than two hours. If you want to learn how to solder better, this workshop will show you how. If you have soldered before, this workshop will teach you to solder surface mount parts with confidence.

Learn by doing!
I will have fun kits to learn with. For total newbies (and those interested), I will have kits for
[http://www.tvbgone.com/cfe_mfaire.php Trippy RGB Waves project], a trippy, fun mood light using Red, Green, and Blue LEDs that has sensors on it to create waves of colors if you put a few of them together (scroll down from the link for more info). For more experienced people I will have a surface mount project (yet TBD -- but it will be fun!). You will be able to take your completed project home with you. If you prefer, feel free to bring your own soldering project.

Once you're done with your project, wouldn't it be awesome to fit your newly created functional LED thingie into a pumpkin? Making it reactive to ambient light? This way, you could have your own Jack-O-Lantern that only glows when glowing brings anything. So join in the pumpkin hackin' part too - with a light-sensitive LED circuit that'll take care of your pumpkin lightin' woes.

== Cost ==

Mitch's teaching time is free of charge, but the Trippy RGB Waves kits cost $10 each (which is what they cost me), and the surface mount kits will probably cost about $20 each. Feel free to bring your own soldering project if you prefer (no charge for this).

As for the pumpkins, Mikael'll organize a pumpkin shoppin' trip on Saturday, and as long as you get requests through by then, you'll have a pumpkin. Charges for that: the price of your pumpkin, rounded up a bit to fund the cutting tools. Depending on size, anything from $2 to $15 (numbers are wild and unsubstantiated guesses).

== Trippy RGB Waves lighting project ==

''Imagine a bunch of little lights (maybe 20 or 40 of them), on a table, each about the size of a chess piece. Each is independent of the other. You arrange them around on the table any way you want. Each one continually slowly changes colors on its own. When you wave your hand over them, it creates waves of colors that follow your hand.''

Here is a 30-second video of the
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGG8JH8itwE Trippy RGB Waves project] in action.

More info on these kits is available at:
[http://www.tvbgone.com/cfe_mfaire.php www.CornfieldElectronics.com] 
(scroll down till you see the section for Trippy RGB Waves kit).

== Light sensitive pumpkin lighters ==

With a pair of LEDs, a transistor and a photocell, and some wires, resistors and cabling, your pumpkin will react to ambient light and light up when the photocell detects darkness. It's a reasonably easy beginners project - with no more than 15 solder points altogether, and a total cost around $5, including a battery and a battery holder to drive the whole assembly.

== Expressions of Interest ==

Add your name to the list here if you'd be interested in participating! Don't worry — we won't hold you to it.

Soldering:

* [[User:maltman23|Mitch Altman]] (instructor)
* [[User:Endenizen|Brian Ferrell]]
* [[User:Mindwarp|mindwarp]]
* [[User:rachel|rachel]] - I also have a technique I worked out for soldering crimping beads to SMD parts to let them be sew-able... happy to show this off if there is interest. Great sadness - unable to come, friend's wedding. [[User:Rachel|Rachel]] 17:46, 23 October 2008 (PDT)
* [[nila]]
* [[John]]
* [[Zaga]]
* [[User:scmurray|Scott Murray]]
* [[User:mtbf0|bobby]]
* [[User:Mattbot|Mattbot]]
* [[User:EmbeddedLinuxGuy|Jesse Zbikowski]]
* [[User:Adi|Andy]]
* [[User:Ioerror|Jacob]]
* [[User:Daniela|Daniela Steinsapir]]
* [[User:Yerdua|Audrey]]
* [[User:Michiexile|Mikael Vejdemo-Johansson]]
* [[User:turkshead|Shannon]] & Francis Lee
* jstockford aka jim
* mollybee
* Steve - the one who juggles fire
* Jeffrey Malone
* [[User:Johnm|John Magolske]]
* Lloyd Droppers
* [[User:Kripto|MarkC]] I'll bring a soldering iron. (like the one we have in the fishbowl)
* Jeff Trull - I'm an EE, and I can't solder. How sad is that?
* [[User:Enki|Enki]] ohai!
* [[User:PraveenSinha|Praveen]]

Pumpkins:

*[[User:Michiexile|Mikael Vejdemo Johansson]]
*[[User:Mediapathic|Steen]]
*[[User:Endenizen|Brian Ferrell]]
* mollybee
*[[User:Daniela |Daniela Steinsapir]]

[[category:events]]

83C

2016-05-03T09:02:46Z

FreeSpeech:

[[File:Jacobappelbum4.jpeg]]
[[Image:Noisebridge_exit.jpg|thumb|right]]

'''Noisebridge is now located at [[2169 Mission]].'''

The original Noisebridge location was [http://maps.google.com/?q=83+wiese+st,+sf 83C Wiese St], in the Mission district of San Francisco. The space was on the ground floor of a commercial fourplex on a narrow alley just off of 16th St very near Mission St.

== Contact number for the space ==

As of 2009-07-09, we have a Cisco IP Phone for use in the space. It allows outgoing calls. For details, see the [[Telephony]] page.

== Shelf organization ==

There are 3 categories of shelving:

* SHARED - put tools & useful things here that anyone can use
* HACK - put donated items that can be taken apart or used up here
* (NAMED) - put your name on a shelf and keep your projects there. Labels are on top of the microwave.

(Anyone got a better idea on how to arrange this?)

== [[Layout]] ==
[[Image:Firstfloor.png|thumb|right|180px|Bad approximation at first floor [[layout]].]]
* Downstairs main room - 30'x20' (plus bathroom and kitchen). Tiled throughout.
* Downstairs "fishbowl" room - 10'x12' approx + closet
* Upstairs loft - 30'x15', shoji sliding screens + closets. Carpeted.

== Electric Upgrade ==

We're upgrading electricity [[Electricity Upgrade]]

Electrical for the workshop courtesy is done.

Expected next electrical job is to bring power to the loft for the computers.

== Nicknames for the space ==

The street name ( [http://dict.leo.org/ende?lp=ende&lang=de&searchLoc=0&cmpType=relaxed&sectHdr=on&spellToler=on&chinese=both&pinyin=diacritic&search=Wiese&relink=on Wiese] ) is appropriately a German word for a meadow, pastures or green fields. I ([[User:Ioerror|ioerror]]) propose and will call the space "[[The_Space|Noisebridge Meadows]]" in honor of not wanting to butcher the pronunciation of the word.

I'm calling it "83c". - [[User:Adi|adi]]

Well, ''I'm'' calling it "83c3", in reference to CCC e.g. 25c3 this december, we'll be living in the future! - grey (A very forward thinking name [[User:Ioerror|ioerror]] 02:33, 2 October 2008 (PDT))

Couple of people recently calling it: (hands claw-shape towards ears, flick palms open five-shape twice) (hands clasped in arc with fingers laced together).

Alternative nicknames will come in good time.

== Donations ==
Have something you want to donate to the space? List it on the [[ThingsWeHaveToGiveAway]] page.

== Needs ==
Looking for an opportunity to contribute? Look at [[ThingsWeWant]] for a list of things the space needs.

== Infrastructure ==
See [[Infrastructure]]

== Pictures ==
* [http://flickr.com/photos/endenizen/sets/72157607542165545/ endenizen]
* [http://flickr.com/photos/thejof/2909470048/ View from front door]

== Getting Here ==
The space is located near the BART station at 16th and Mission on the northwest corner. For more transportation options, see [[Getting Here]].

Processing Workshop

2016-05-03T09:02:30Z

FreeSpeech:

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[[Image:Anticipation-screenshot-11.png|thumb|Rotating triangles made with Processing]]
[[Image:Colorful-spheres1.png|thumb|Spheres made with Processing]]
[[Image:Ascii_photo_5452.png|thumb|ASCII video image made with Processing]]

Scott led a [[Processing]] workshop on September 13th, 2008. See [[Processing Workshop Report]] for a summary.

== Schedule ==

'''Saturday, September 13, 2008 at 2:00 p.m.'''

* '''2:00—4:00''': Direct instruction
* '''4:00—4:15''': Break
* '''4:15—6:30''': Open workshop (optional—free time to hang out and work on your projects with the benefit of some one-on-one guidance)

== Location ==

San Francisco, in the Mission District.

== Cost ==

Free!

== Curriculum ==

We will cover as many of these items as possible.

'''Introduction to Processing'''
* What is Processing?
* What can you do with it?
* Examples/demos

'''Basics'''
* Opening the application
* How to learn more (see examples)
* Counting pixels (the coordinates system)
* Basic syntax (how to talk to Processing)
* Drawing a line
* Drawing a box
* Making it bigger
* Changing the color
* Variables

'''Motion'''
* setup() and draw()
* Mouse input
* Translation
* Rotation
* Compounding translations (pushMatrix & popMatrix)

'''Logic'''
* If statements
* If/else statements
* For loops
* Using loops with translation & rotation

'''Type'''
* Loading fonts
* Displaying text
* Measuring width & size

'''More Advanced Topics'''
* Functions
* Classes and objects
* Libraries
* Video input
* PDF output

== What You Need To Do ==

'''The workshop is full! [[Special:Emailuser/scmurray|Contact Scott]] to be added to the waiting list.'''

For those who have already RSVPed:

* Bring a laptop (recommended). Computers will not be provided, but we'll have wireless Internet access and lots of power outlets. Processing works on Windows, Mac OS, and Linux, so any kind of computer should work fine.
* Consider [http://processing.org/ downloading the Processing application] and installing it in advance.
* [[Special:Emailuser/scmurray|Let me know]] if you won't be able to make it, so someone else can have your slot.

== Expressions of Interest ==

Add your name to the list here if you're interested in participating, and be sure to review [[#What You Need To Do]] above.

* [[User:Scmurray|Scott Murray]] (instructor)
* [[User:Endenizen|Brian Ferrell]] (I'll bring a webcam to demonstrate video input)
* [[User:Adi|Andy]] (I'll bring a 720p projector)
* [[User:BuddhaHacker]] (Jonas) (not sure where I am)
* [[User:Rachel|Rachel]] If we don't have a space by the time you're ready to give this, Scott, I will volunteer my house which is reasonably arranged for such a thing.
* DavidMolnar (August is not good, but most of the Fall should be fine)
* [[User:Daniela Steinsapir ]] I hope to make it
* [[User:mtbf0]] i want some o' that, but i works most saturdays
* [[User:Ioerror|Jacob]]
* [[User:Yerdua|Audrey]]
* [[User:Mattbot|Mattbot]]
* [[User:Mediapathic|Steen]]
* LeahCooper - cooper.leah@gmail.com
* [[user:Kripto|MarkC]]

[[Category:Processing]]
[[category:events]]

People

2016-05-03T09:02:20Z

FreeSpeech:

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The marshmallowy good enjoyables associated with Noisebridge.

This is ''not'' a membership list. Anyone may add themselves to it. Its names are maintained solely by those who have added them to it.

Please copy the syntax from other names.
Wiki User, First Name, Last Name

<pre>

Example:
|-
| [[User: mistertwister]] || Jeff B. || Schmitt

</pre>

Easiest method: copy the example above, then replace their info with your info. Don't forget the " |-" characters on the line above.

(note to wiki admins: the [http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:Semantic_Forms SemanticForms] extension would be useful here.)

{| class="wikitable sortable"

|-
! Wiki User !! First Name !! Last Name
|-
| [[User: SFSlim]] || Aaron || Muszalski
|-
| [[User: AdamJODonnell]] || Adam J. || O'Donnell
|-
| [[User: elgreengeeto]] || Adam || Skory
|-
| [[User: adamwaters]] || Adam || Waters
|-
| [[User: awright]] || Adam J. || Wright
|-
| [[User: OpenBuddha]] || Al || Billings
|-
| [[User: Orph]] || Alex || Graveley
|-
| [[User: AlSweigart]] || Al || Sweigart
|-
| [[User: VonGuard]] || Alex || Handy
|-
| [[User: Alison ]] || Alison || B.
|-
| [[User: Amouravski ]] || Andrei || Mouravski
|-
| [[User: Adi ]] || Andy || Isaacson
|-
| [[User: Vniow ]] || Ani || Niow
|-
| [[User: LeMonkey ]] || Ari || Braginsky
|-
| [[User: Paulproteus ]] || Asheesh
|-
| [[User: Yerdua ]] || Audrey || Penven
|-
| [[User:Bifrost ]] || Evil || Bifrost
|-
| [[User: Bill ]] || Bill || Paul
|-
| [[User: Endenizen ]] || Brian || Ferrell
|-
| [[User: warner ]] || Brian || Warner
|-
| [[User: rakyll ]] || Burcu || Dogan
|-
| [[User: cmcneil ]] || Carson || McNeil
|-
| [[User: charliep ]] || Charlie || Hsu
|-
| [[User: chris-kun ]] || Chris || Bolton
|-
| [[User: murph ]] || Chris || Murphy
|-
| [[User: chris ]] || Chris || Palmer
|-
| [[User: christie ]] || Christie || Dudley
|-
| [[User: cmaier ]] || Christoph || Maier
|-
| [[User: cobolt ]] || Cobolt
|-
| [[User: colleen ]] || Colleen || Smith
|-
| [[User: ladyfox14 ]] || Cristina || Chow
|-
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| [[User: jnny ]] || Jenny || Ryan
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| [[User: Jessabella ]] || Jessabella || Hancilla
|-
| [[User: wrecca ]] || Gescykae 'formerly Jesse' || Welz
|-
| [[User: Thex ]] || J.C.
|-
| [[User: joachimp ]] || Joachim || Pedersen
|-
| [[User: jlapenna ]] || Joe || LaPenna
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| [[User: BuddhaHacker ]] || Jonas S || Karlsson
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Identity

2016-05-03T09:02:09Z

FreeSpeech:

[[File:Jacobappelbum4.jpeg]]
Our first logo was designed originally by the [http://quilted.org/ Quilted] cooperative. It has mutated since, as these things do. An additional design was by Jonas Frankki of Denmark in 2009.

= Colors =

Noisebridge enjoys the color red and black. If you [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarcho-syndicalist_symbolism Google around] you might find some more information about these colors. The original version of our logo had a gradient for the background, and many epic wars were fought but none won to establish a single shade of red. The specific shade was established by [[User:mediapathic|mediapathic]] in December of 2008 when he produced version 2 of our logo.

The red hex RGB color code is...

{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; color: #000000; background: #ED1C24; border-style: solid; border-width: 5px; border-color: #000000;"
|#ED1C24
|}

= Updated for our new address =

[[Image:Nb_2169_sticker.png]]

'''Noisebridge logo thumbnail''' -- 300 x 300 pixels (300dpi):

[[File:NB_logo_thumb_300x300.jpg]]

'''Noisebridge animated logo ''' -- 324 x 324 pixels:

[[File:NBLogoAni.gif]]

Now in fancy black and white!

Print ready versions:

[https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Image:NB.sticker.print.ready.b.w.pdf B&W]
[https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Image:NB.sticker.colour.print.ready.pdf Colour]

1-bit black & white 300 dpi gif (being used for rubber stamps):

[[Image:Nb_logo_bw.gif|250px]]

A SVG file fo use with CNC and vector printers of sorts:

[[File:Noisebridge logo not by idiots for cnc.svg]]

[[File:Nosebridge_simple.png|250px]]

[[File:Nosebridge.pdf]] with address

[[File:Nosebridge_simple.pdf]] with no address
[[File:NoisebridgeCursive.svg]] for great fun.

= Reboot 2014 Logo =

[[File:Noisebridge_Reboot_logo.png|300px]]

Reboot 2014 Logo by [[user:Jarrod|Jarrod Hicks]] is licensed under a CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 International License. Original Noisebridge logo design by Jonas Frankki 2009.

.svg thumbnails aren't working but this is the file:

File:Noisebridge_reboot_logo_hicks.svg

https://noisebridge.net/wiki/File:Noisebridge_reboot_logo_hicks.svg

Vectors are also in the following .pdf

[[File:Noisebridge_Reboot_logo.pdf]]

= In the spirit of solidarity with other similar groups =

Or "Typing over the rainbow."

This logo was designed by [http://nosedef.com/ Jonas Frankki] in Denmark with [[User:Ioerror|Jacob Appelbaum]]. It is available under the Creative Commons. It is licensed under the [http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike] license.

This image is inspired by the CCC Sterntastatur ([https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Image:Sterntastatur.png logo here]), the RAF ([http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:RAF-Logo.svg logo here]), the Weather Underground ([http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Weather_Underground_logo.jpg logo here]) and San Francisco (hacker) Values.

The image is available as a few different formats:

As a small logo sized png: [[Image:Wunderground-noisebridge.png]]

As a larger logo with a black keyboard: [[Image:NB_rainbow_on_white.png|250px]]

As a larger logo with a white keyboard: [[Image:NB_rainbow_on_black.png|250px]]

As desktop background sized logo: [[Image:1920x1200_wallpaper.png|250px]]

Source...
* [http://blog.noisebridge.net/wp-content/dump/201001-weather-underground/noisebridge-weather-underground-logo-201001.svg SVG]
* [http://blog.noisebridge.net/wp-content/dump/201001-weather-underground/noisebridge-weather-underground-logo-201001.ai AI]
* [http://blog.noisebridge.net/wp-content/dump/201001-weather-underground/noisebridge-weather-underground-logo-201001.pdf PDF]

Michael from GRL made a more "San Francisco" version of our fresh new logo...

[[Image:Pissingponynb.png]]

= 2008-December version =

[[Image:Sticker-2008-12.png|200px]]
* http://hg.hexapodia.org/noisebridge-logo/raw-file/tip/sticker-escV2-3in.pdf
* http://notapattern.net/~puck/outgoing/content/noisebridge-logo/sticker-escV2-3in.svg
* [[Image:Sticker-2008-12.pdf]]

= Wallpapers =
By [[User:mediapathic|mediapathic]].

Traditional:
[[Image:Nb-black.png|200px]]

Explody:
[[Image:Nb-blacklocks3.png|200px]]

= 2008-July version =

[[Image:Noisebridge_circuit_v2_sm.jpg]]

* on quilted.org: [http://clients.quilted.org/noisebridge/Noisebridge_circuit_v2.tif TIF], [http://clients.quilted.org/noisebridge/Noisebridge_circuit_v2.ai Illustrator file]
:I didn't have time to incorporate all the good ideas above, so I threw an extra line in to appease the
:electronics crowd. This could definitely use some work to include the other ideas though.
:
:--[[User:Sagannotcarl|Sagannotcarl]] 19:29, 6 February 2008 (PST)
* [https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Image:Logo_hires.png Logo_hires.png] locally cropped version; [https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Image:Noisebridge-alpha.png noisebridge-alpha.png] with alpha channel.

== GCode ==
[[Image:Nblogo-cnc.png|thumb|right|Noisebridge logo rendered from CNC]]
[[Image:Nb-brass.jpg|thumb|right|Noisebridge logo milled into brass]]
The following gcode renders the Noisebridge logo for [[MaxNCMill | CNC]].
g00 z1 ( safe drillbit )
g00 x0 y0 ( move to lower left corner )
g91 ( relative positioning )

g00 x.025 ( move to lower edge of lower left arc )

g02 y.025 x-.025 r.025 f1 ( arc to left edge of corner arc )
g01 y.0875 ( mill up to beginning of resistor symbol )

g01 y.01875 x.05 ( first zig of resistor )
g01 y.0375 x-.1 ( first zag )
g01 y.0375 x.1 ( second zig )
g01 y.0375 x-.1 ( secong zag )
g01 y.0375 x.1 ( third zig )
g01 y.0375 x-.1 ( third zag )
g01 y.01875 x.05 ( fourth and final zig )

g01 y.0875 ( mill up to lower left corner of upper left arc)
g02 y.025 x.025 r.025 ( arc to top edge )
g01 x.125 ( mill over to upper jump )
g02 x.1 r.05 ( arc over upper jump )
g01 x.125 ( mill over to upper left corner of upper right arc )
g02 x.025 y-.025 r.025 ( arc to right edge )

g01 y-.125 ( mill down to top of speaker )
g01 x.025 ( mill over to speaker cone )
g01 x.075 y.075 ( mill up top edge of speaker cone )
g01 y-.3 ( mill down speaker cone face )
g01 x-.075 y.075 ( mill up bottom edge of speaker cone )
g01 y.15 ( mill up back edge of speaker cone )
g01 x-.15 ( mill across top of speaker driver )
g01 y-.15 ( mill down back of speaker driver )
g01 x.15 ( mill across bottom of speaker driver )
g01 x-.025 ( mill back to lead edge )
g01 y-.125 ( mill down to upper corner of bottom right arc )

g02 x-.025 y-.025 r.025 ( arc to bottom edge )
g01 x-.125 ( mill over to lower jump )
g03 x-.1 r.05 ( arc over lower jump )
g01 x-.125 ( and finally return to beginning of bottom left arc )

m02 ( end of program )

= Suggestions =

While the color and concept is nice, the circuit is kind of ungrammatical. The little bumps on the top and bottom are used to emphasize that two wires are crossing over one another and not connecting --- but there's no other wire there for them to pass over.

A simple way to fix this would be to add a vertical line through the middle of the logo all the way to the edge of the circle; that would render the circuit grammatically correct, although it still wouldn't be a circuit that did anything useful, except perhaps convert a little sound into heat.

A perhaps cleverer idea would be to incorporate a "bridge" circuit into the logo. A bridge is a square with a diagonal, with things connected to the corners of the square not on the diagonal, and it's the simplest circuit that can't be decomposed into series and parallel subcomponents. A bridge rectifier with a speaker on the diagonal would be both a nice illustration of the name, and also might have interesting nonlinear audio effects (as an output stage, not as a noise generator itself) if you actually built it.

[[User:Kragen|Kragen]] 16:19, 26 November 2007 (PST)

= a bridge =

After some IRC discussion, I'm uploading a photo of a pencil sketch of a [http://physics.kenyon.edu/EarlyApparatus/Electrical_Measurements/Wheatstone_Bridge/Wheatstone_Bridge.html Wheatstone bridge] with an AC power source and a speaker in place of the galvanometer.

[[User:Kragen|Kragen]] 17:04, 26 November 2007 (PST)

= pencil sketch =

[[Image:Wheatstone-pencil.jpg]] [[User:Kragen|Kragen]] 17:17, 26 November 2007 (PST)

= A Few Ideas =
Got to playing with InkScape a bit today, and made a few noisebridge-themed things to consider.

The circuit in the first is an audio signal going through a bridge rectifier to a speaker, which I haven't built (yet), but which would have the effect of kicking the fundamental frequency up an octave and distorting everything. The wheatstone circuit above would fit this layout too. This one had the interesting unintended side effect of being shaped like a cartoon rocket. The other two are just pseudo-oscilloscope buttons showing noise, keeping to the shape and color scheme of the current logo with a simpler theme. I uploaded these as pngs for easy web viewing, but if anyone wants the svgs to play around with let me know.

[[Image:Nb_head1_bridge500.png]]

[[Image:Nb_logo2_blackred_osc_250.png]]

[[Image:Nb_logo_redblack_osc_250.png]]

--[[User:Noahbalmer|Noahbalmer]] 14:13, 12 May 2008 (PDT)

=Pamphlet=

More information and resources can be found on the [[Pamphlet]] page.

ThingsWeHaveToGiveAway

2016-05-03T09:01:51Z

FreeSpeech:

[[File:Jacobappelbum4.jpeg]]
Add to this page, the items you have that you want to give away. Make sure to put your name down (4 tildes do this automatically if you're logged in). If you want something on this page, talk to the owner about it. '''Please do not list things that you expect to get back or things that you are not actually interested in giving to the space. No strings attached!'''

* '''SOFA''' reasonably comfy, if a bit scratchy. moderately large. available sometime in Feb. [[User:Rachel|Rachel]] 21:04, 21 December 2007 (PST)

* '''Conference table & dining room table''' both dark brown'ish in color, solid real non-Ikea wood for the dinner table with pull out slats [[User:Matt|Matt]]

* '''Metro racks''' the shelf unit things sold @ Costco [[User:Matt|Matt]]

* '''Full Black and White Darkroom''' - Window has offered to donate this - [[User:Ioerror|ioerror]] 18:27, 26 September 2008 (PDT) I also have some color equipment, but I need someone to come help me dig all this stuff out of storage. - [[User:window|window]]

* '''Standing height craft desk & captain's stool''' - Long wooden work surface and lots of drawers with dividers [[User:Turkshead|Turkshead]]

* '''Wall mountable stereo speakers''' - BIC DV62 bookshelf if you're curious [[User:Avidd|Avidd]]

* '''Projector''' - VonGuard has offered to donate a projector to the space. He'll want it back if another is ever found, but it's installed till something better comes along. This is an old projector, but does VGA and RCA. [[User:Ioerror|ioerror]] 18:25, 29 September 2008 (PDT)

* '''Drill Press''' - I have a drill press I can put on permanent loan to the space. --[[User:Noahbalmer|Noahbalmer]] 18:43, 29 September 2008 (PDT)

* '''Desktop Computer''' - I have a desktop machine (mid-tower case) suitable for use as either a workstation or server. Specs: 120GiB HDD, 2GiB RAM, AMD 2800+ processor, ATI Radeon 9200ish, DVD-ROM&CD-R -- [[User:JSharp|JSharp]] 12:01, 1 October 2008 (PDT)
:Now there. -- [[User:JSharp|JSharp]] 01:11, 3 October 2008 (PDT)

* '''Fire extinguisher''' - ABC Dry Chem, One -- [[User:JSharp|JSharp]] 12:01, 1 October 2008 (PDT)

* '''Folding chairs''' - silver, metal, padded seat/back. 7 currently though at least a couple have slightly bent/broken supports, though still usable for sitting. located at my studio nearby. [[User:Cymike|Cymike]] 22:40, 8 March 2009 (PDT)

* '''Dell PowerEdge 2550''' - also at my studio with a few extra parts. something to use or play with. [[User:Cymike|Cymike]] 22:40, 8 March 2009 (PDT)

* '''lotsa stuff''' -check out [[User talk:Hardy stevenson]]

ThingsWeHaveToGiveAway

2016-05-03T09:01:17Z

FreeSpeech:

[[File:Appel.jpg]]
Add to this page, the items you have that you want to give away. Make sure to put your name down (4 tildes do this automatically if you're logged in). If you want something on this page, talk to the owner about it. '''Please do not list things that you expect to get back or things that you are not actually interested in giving to the space. No strings attached!'''

* '''SOFA''' reasonably comfy, if a bit scratchy. moderately large. available sometime in Feb. [[User:Rachel|Rachel]] 21:04, 21 December 2007 (PST)

* '''Conference table & dining room table''' both dark brown'ish in color, solid real non-Ikea wood for the dinner table with pull out slats [[User:Matt|Matt]]

* '''Metro racks''' the shelf unit things sold @ Costco [[User:Matt|Matt]]

* '''Full Black and White Darkroom''' - Window has offered to donate this - [[User:Ioerror|ioerror]] 18:27, 26 September 2008 (PDT) I also have some color equipment, but I need someone to come help me dig all this stuff out of storage. - [[User:window|window]]

* '''Standing height craft desk & captain's stool''' - Long wooden work surface and lots of drawers with dividers [[User:Turkshead|Turkshead]]

* '''Wall mountable stereo speakers''' - BIC DV62 bookshelf if you're curious [[User:Avidd|Avidd]]

* '''Projector''' - VonGuard has offered to donate a projector to the space. He'll want it back if another is ever found, but it's installed till something better comes along. This is an old projector, but does VGA and RCA. [[User:Ioerror|ioerror]] 18:25, 29 September 2008 (PDT)

* '''Drill Press''' - I have a drill press I can put on permanent loan to the space. --[[User:Noahbalmer|Noahbalmer]] 18:43, 29 September 2008 (PDT)

* '''Desktop Computer''' - I have a desktop machine (mid-tower case) suitable for use as either a workstation or server. Specs: 120GiB HDD, 2GiB RAM, AMD 2800+ processor, ATI Radeon 9200ish, DVD-ROM&CD-R -- [[User:JSharp|JSharp]] 12:01, 1 October 2008 (PDT)
:Now there. -- [[User:JSharp|JSharp]] 01:11, 3 October 2008 (PDT)

* '''Fire extinguisher''' - ABC Dry Chem, One -- [[User:JSharp|JSharp]] 12:01, 1 October 2008 (PDT)

* '''Folding chairs''' - silver, metal, padded seat/back. 7 currently though at least a couple have slightly bent/broken supports, though still usable for sitting. located at my studio nearby. [[User:Cymike|Cymike]] 22:40, 8 March 2009 (PDT)

* '''Dell PowerEdge 2550''' - also at my studio with a few extra parts. something to use or play with. [[User:Cymike|Cymike]] 22:40, 8 March 2009 (PDT)

* '''lotsa stuff''' -check out [[User talk:Hardy stevenson]]

Identity

2016-05-03T09:00:09Z

FreeSpeech:

[[File:Jacob.jpg]]
Our first logo was designed originally by the [http://quilted.org/ Quilted] cooperative. It has mutated since, as these things do. An additional design was by Jonas Frankki of Denmark in 2009.

= Colors =

Noisebridge enjoys the color red and black. If you [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarcho-syndicalist_symbolism Google around] you might find some more information about these colors. The original version of our logo had a gradient for the background, and many epic wars were fought but none won to establish a single shade of red. The specific shade was established by [[User:mediapathic|mediapathic]] in December of 2008 when he produced version 2 of our logo.

The red hex RGB color code is...

{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; color: #000000; background: #ED1C24; border-style: solid; border-width: 5px; border-color: #000000;"
|#ED1C24
|}

= Updated for our new address =

[[Image:Nb_2169_sticker.png]]

'''Noisebridge logo thumbnail''' -- 300 x 300 pixels (300dpi):

[[File:NB_logo_thumb_300x300.jpg]]

'''Noisebridge animated logo ''' -- 324 x 324 pixels:

[[File:NBLogoAni.gif]]

Now in fancy black and white!

Print ready versions:

[https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Image:NB.sticker.print.ready.b.w.pdf B&W]
[https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Image:NB.sticker.colour.print.ready.pdf Colour]

1-bit black & white 300 dpi gif (being used for rubber stamps):

[[Image:Nb_logo_bw.gif|250px]]

A SVG file fo use with CNC and vector printers of sorts:

[[File:Noisebridge logo not by idiots for cnc.svg]]

[[File:Nosebridge_simple.png|250px]]

[[File:Nosebridge.pdf]] with address

[[File:Nosebridge_simple.pdf]] with no address
[[File:NoisebridgeCursive.svg]] for great fun.

= Reboot 2014 Logo =

[[File:Noisebridge_Reboot_logo.png|300px]]

Reboot 2014 Logo by [[user:Jarrod|Jarrod Hicks]] is licensed under a CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 International License. Original Noisebridge logo design by Jonas Frankki 2009.

.svg thumbnails aren't working but this is the file:

File:Noisebridge_reboot_logo_hicks.svg

https://noisebridge.net/wiki/File:Noisebridge_reboot_logo_hicks.svg

Vectors are also in the following .pdf

[[File:Noisebridge_Reboot_logo.pdf]]

= In the spirit of solidarity with other similar groups =

Or "Typing over the rainbow."

This logo was designed by [http://nosedef.com/ Jonas Frankki] in Denmark with [[User:Ioerror|Jacob Appelbaum]]. It is available under the Creative Commons. It is licensed under the [http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike] license.

This image is inspired by the CCC Sterntastatur ([https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Image:Sterntastatur.png logo here]), the RAF ([http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:RAF-Logo.svg logo here]), the Weather Underground ([http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Weather_Underground_logo.jpg logo here]) and San Francisco (hacker) Values.

The image is available as a few different formats:

As a small logo sized png: [[Image:Wunderground-noisebridge.png]]

As a larger logo with a black keyboard: [[Image:NB_rainbow_on_white.png|250px]]

As a larger logo with a white keyboard: [[Image:NB_rainbow_on_black.png|250px]]

As desktop background sized logo: [[Image:1920x1200_wallpaper.png|250px]]

Source...
* [http://blog.noisebridge.net/wp-content/dump/201001-weather-underground/noisebridge-weather-underground-logo-201001.svg SVG]
* [http://blog.noisebridge.net/wp-content/dump/201001-weather-underground/noisebridge-weather-underground-logo-201001.ai AI]
* [http://blog.noisebridge.net/wp-content/dump/201001-weather-underground/noisebridge-weather-underground-logo-201001.pdf PDF]

Michael from GRL made a more "San Francisco" version of our fresh new logo...

[[Image:Pissingponynb.png]]

= 2008-December version =

[[Image:Sticker-2008-12.png|200px]]
* http://hg.hexapodia.org/noisebridge-logo/raw-file/tip/sticker-escV2-3in.pdf
* http://notapattern.net/~puck/outgoing/content/noisebridge-logo/sticker-escV2-3in.svg
* [[Image:Sticker-2008-12.pdf]]

= Wallpapers =
By [[User:mediapathic|mediapathic]].

Traditional:
[[Image:Nb-black.png|200px]]

Explody:
[[Image:Nb-blacklocks3.png|200px]]

= 2008-July version =

[[Image:Noisebridge_circuit_v2_sm.jpg]]

* on quilted.org: [http://clients.quilted.org/noisebridge/Noisebridge_circuit_v2.tif TIF], [http://clients.quilted.org/noisebridge/Noisebridge_circuit_v2.ai Illustrator file]
:I didn't have time to incorporate all the good ideas above, so I threw an extra line in to appease the
:electronics crowd. This could definitely use some work to include the other ideas though.
:
:--[[User:Sagannotcarl|Sagannotcarl]] 19:29, 6 February 2008 (PST)
* [https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Image:Logo_hires.png Logo_hires.png] locally cropped version; [https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Image:Noisebridge-alpha.png noisebridge-alpha.png] with alpha channel.

== GCode ==
[[Image:Nblogo-cnc.png|thumb|right|Noisebridge logo rendered from CNC]]
[[Image:Nb-brass.jpg|thumb|right|Noisebridge logo milled into brass]]
The following gcode renders the Noisebridge logo for [[MaxNCMill | CNC]].
g00 z1 ( safe drillbit )
g00 x0 y0 ( move to lower left corner )
g91 ( relative positioning )

g00 x.025 ( move to lower edge of lower left arc )

g02 y.025 x-.025 r.025 f1 ( arc to left edge of corner arc )
g01 y.0875 ( mill up to beginning of resistor symbol )

g01 y.01875 x.05 ( first zig of resistor )
g01 y.0375 x-.1 ( first zag )
g01 y.0375 x.1 ( second zig )
g01 y.0375 x-.1 ( secong zag )
g01 y.0375 x.1 ( third zig )
g01 y.0375 x-.1 ( third zag )
g01 y.01875 x.05 ( fourth and final zig )

g01 y.0875 ( mill up to lower left corner of upper left arc)
g02 y.025 x.025 r.025 ( arc to top edge )
g01 x.125 ( mill over to upper jump )
g02 x.1 r.05 ( arc over upper jump )
g01 x.125 ( mill over to upper left corner of upper right arc )
g02 x.025 y-.025 r.025 ( arc to right edge )

g01 y-.125 ( mill down to top of speaker )
g01 x.025 ( mill over to speaker cone )
g01 x.075 y.075 ( mill up top edge of speaker cone )
g01 y-.3 ( mill down speaker cone face )
g01 x-.075 y.075 ( mill up bottom edge of speaker cone )
g01 y.15 ( mill up back edge of speaker cone )
g01 x-.15 ( mill across top of speaker driver )
g01 y-.15 ( mill down back of speaker driver )
g01 x.15 ( mill across bottom of speaker driver )
g01 x-.025 ( mill back to lead edge )
g01 y-.125 ( mill down to upper corner of bottom right arc )

g02 x-.025 y-.025 r.025 ( arc to bottom edge )
g01 x-.125 ( mill over to lower jump )
g03 x-.1 r.05 ( arc over lower jump )
g01 x-.125 ( and finally return to beginning of bottom left arc )

m02 ( end of program )

= Suggestions =

While the color and concept is nice, the circuit is kind of ungrammatical. The little bumps on the top and bottom are used to emphasize that two wires are crossing over one another and not connecting --- but there's no other wire there for them to pass over.

A simple way to fix this would be to add a vertical line through the middle of the logo all the way to the edge of the circle; that would render the circuit grammatically correct, although it still wouldn't be a circuit that did anything useful, except perhaps convert a little sound into heat.

A perhaps cleverer idea would be to incorporate a "bridge" circuit into the logo. A bridge is a square with a diagonal, with things connected to the corners of the square not on the diagonal, and it's the simplest circuit that can't be decomposed into series and parallel subcomponents. A bridge rectifier with a speaker on the diagonal would be both a nice illustration of the name, and also might have interesting nonlinear audio effects (as an output stage, not as a noise generator itself) if you actually built it.

[[User:Kragen|Kragen]] 16:19, 26 November 2007 (PST)

= a bridge =

After some IRC discussion, I'm uploading a photo of a pencil sketch of a [http://physics.kenyon.edu/EarlyApparatus/Electrical_Measurements/Wheatstone_Bridge/Wheatstone_Bridge.html Wheatstone bridge] with an AC power source and a speaker in place of the galvanometer.

[[User:Kragen|Kragen]] 17:04, 26 November 2007 (PST)

= pencil sketch =

[[Image:Wheatstone-pencil.jpg]] [[User:Kragen|Kragen]] 17:17, 26 November 2007 (PST)

= A Few Ideas =
Got to playing with InkScape a bit today, and made a few noisebridge-themed things to consider.

The circuit in the first is an audio signal going through a bridge rectifier to a speaker, which I haven't built (yet), but which would have the effect of kicking the fundamental frequency up an octave and distorting everything. The wheatstone circuit above would fit this layout too. This one had the interesting unintended side effect of being shaped like a cartoon rocket. The other two are just pseudo-oscilloscope buttons showing noise, keeping to the shape and color scheme of the current logo with a simpler theme. I uploaded these as pngs for easy web viewing, but if anyone wants the svgs to play around with let me know.

[[Image:Nb_head1_bridge500.png]]

[[Image:Nb_logo2_blackred_osc_250.png]]

[[Image:Nb_logo_redblack_osc_250.png]]

--[[User:Noahbalmer|Noahbalmer]] 14:13, 12 May 2008 (PDT)

=Pamphlet=

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