https://wiki.extremist.software/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=DrwxrxrxNoisebridge - User contributions [en]2026-04-07T22:14:04ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.39.13https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Quotes&diff=14779Quotes2010-12-01T00:34:44Z<p>Drwxrxrx: not that it needs to be said, but this was in response to shades</p>
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<div>'''When someone says something outrageously funny or weird, it goes on the memorable quotes list or it gets the hose again. <br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': ERROR: you appear to be trying to solve problems in a complex system on IRC. Please back away from the keyboard and have a sandwich.<br />
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* '''KipMacy''': that's why i only use yahoo search, they're too incompetent to aggregate my data and be evil with it<br />
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* '''Evil-Bill''': Are you going to knit us a new government?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I'm helping him get funding to drive computers to Mexico to get seized, it's an annual Noisebridge tradition. He makes some food, we give him a copy of wikipedia, he goes to a foreign country and it gets seized<br />
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* '''avocado''': setient: technically, yes. it's just soap. but it looks like a turd.<br/>'''avocado''': i'm going to hide one in my friend's freezer<br />
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* '''niggachu''': hmmm today my hipster rag is proclaiming via gay hanky code that I am a "2 handed fister".<br />
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* '''znutar''': is it appropriate to tip the TSA guy after he fondles your junk?<br />
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* '''openfly''': In a land of doctors, the doctorless is king.<br />
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* '''KipMacy''': ive actually been to noisebridge<br/>'''KipMacy''': it was a lot less traumatic than i thought it would be<br />
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* '''Atala''': or conversely, if you don't want another person, you should get a large dog or something.<br/>'''miah''': i dont think im flexible enough for that currently<br />
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* '''epsas''': the brain is the largest erogenous zone -- it's a shame what I had to do to get my fist all up in that.<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': It's a robot which makes saws.<br/>'''dr_jesus''': You say something like pine, oak, sheetrock, human skulls, and it will output a saw specifically designed to cut through that material.<br/>'''TapiocaSunshine''': sounds like they're doing the lord's work over there<br />
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* '''sai''': A tiny bead of mercury still calls for full evac and hazardous materials handling. Mercury vapor is serious shit.<br />
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* '''phaxx''': I am always amused when I see 'SRS' in cars around the airbag panels.<br/>'''phaxx''': "I sure hope so."<br />
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* '''daravinne''': there's no i in team but there's three i's in multiple personality disorder<br />
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* '''KipMacy''': storing 12 year olds in my backyard in a tent could replace zynga<br />
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* '''Jennifer Granick''': Anything fun is more fun with a robot.<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': i have no idea what a cakeslut is, but it sounds strangely hot<br />
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* '''epsas''': you white nerds listen to too much shoe-gazing folk-rock<br />
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* '''setient''': you are a solaris monkey<br/>'''rigel''': i'm an ubuntu lemur<br />
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* '''Frantisek''': Hopes dies last, so let's not to bury it yet.<br />
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* '''Evil-Bill''': I once installed 386BSD 0.1 on that thing, on a 40MB disk drive, with 3MB space to spare, from floppies. Uphill, both ways, in the snow.<br />
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* '''quinn-n''': I also have not broken up on the moon.<br />
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* '''SuperQ''': noisecloud: launch skynet<br/>'''noisecloud''': SuperQ: I don't understand 'launch skynet'.<br/>'''SuperQ''': noisecloud--<br/>'''dr_jesus''' There's a bug open for that<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': turkshead: how am i not a total dick?<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': ban them all, let Asperger sort them out<br />
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* '''daravinne''': hephaestus: is this the one where you take off all your clothes and roll in peanut butter and sawdust and run around?<br/><br />
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* '''davr''': good day to you too, sir. enjoy your dongs<br />
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* '''rubin110''': Your feed back is important to us, the next available Rubin that gives a fuck will be able to handle your call as soon as possible.<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': We don't need an optimist, we need an accountant.<br />
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* '''turkshead''': smart people don't point futuristic death rays at their genitals.<br />
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* '''noisebot''': aestetix: Reddit: Do you feel less intelligent than you used to be? : AskReddit<br />
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* '''vonguard''': i traffic shape with a bucket of paint and a fake cave entrance drawn on a wall<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Ok, this is kind of a problem. Is there seriously no drama going on? This is upsetting to me.<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Tor is like a woman, many layers of clothes, so many in fact that you never actually get to see her naked, because right as you're about to see it, the packet gets re-encrypted by another node.<br />'''Jeffism''': what about jacobappelbaum<br />'''aestetix''': Right, well the .appelbaum protocol has a backdoor key that disarms the onion and removes all the layers<br />'''aestetix''': And the .appelbaum signature remains on the onion, making it re-accessible at any time, no matter how many new layers are on it<br />
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* '''ioerror''': All governments are in a continuum of tyranny<br />
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* '''aestetix''' How fucking inconsiderate.<br/>I found a cell phone some girl left behind at our place.<br/>And there are no naked pictures on it at all.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''' nothing like the smell of fresh human feces wafting up into your window from down below to brighten your day<br />'''aestetix''' lemonkey: did you sleep with rubin110 again?<br />'''rubin110''' aestetix: I don't smell fresh.<br />
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* '''chelz''': even with electron microscopes operated by TRAINED psychics?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': anyone who has signed an ISOO form must not query the db and it's a SF312 violation to log the channel<br />
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* '''rubin110''': I am booting up a Windows VM in order to schedule a conference room.<br />
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* '''dustball''': PS: For all reading this thread, FYI, you now have the Tetris song stuck in your head.<br />
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* '''aestetix''': For some reason, being up late in Manhattan has reminded me that I need to get new pants.<br />
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* '''qDot_''': Open source zealots are rioting right now.<br/>'''qDot_''': And by rioting, I mean writing /very/ angry blog comments.<br/>'''qDot_''': Like, you don't even know, man.<br />
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* '''chu''': aestetix: Those may be the precise circumstances under which surprise anal sex is called for.<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': splitting hairs<br/>'''sabrecito''': 2x hairs is better than 1x<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': solidsnack: where do i get some roofies? i think it would be fun to pop a couple and get raped<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': apparently we can get mass quantities of government commodity foods if we agree to track inventory and only give it away to people who sign a form saying they're eligible to receive it<br />
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* '''qDot''': DrShiny: Come on, everyone knows that any sentence involving "PHP" is instantly sarcastic.<br />
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* '''dongsNbongs''': we'll drink to weevs gaping rape hole<br />
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* '''solrize''': VonGuard, almost all flashlights have firmware now<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I know you're trying to be funny, but it helps if you say something that's actually humorous<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': i don't think global warming is a hoax per-say, but just fucking wrong<br />
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* '''qDot_''': Man, this is why I just stick with the butt plugs. Ya'll too up in the soap opera. I'm just gonna be over here, putting stuff in my butt.<br/>'''aestetix''': Speaking of butt plugs, it's lunch time.<br />
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* '''quinn''': given the choice between raccoon urine and VAX support, I really don't know which I'd choose.<br />
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* '''aestetix''': qDot_: did you see Wired.com today?<br />'''qDot_''': No. I was fapping so hard over the new iphone that I went temporarily blind. I'm currently the emergency room getting my penis fixed after desperately trying to stick it in the headphone jack of my 3gs so I could feel closer to steve. So, URL?<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': I republished your photos without attribution because i don't respect copyright<br />
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* '''Chris L.''': "[japanese] are vicious, vicious little fuckers"<br />
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* '''ceren''': iranian officials are arresting and interrogating people who sign up for a local gay/trans group. the sysadmins for that group aren't as fucking senior as you, and barely managed to get apache running. they confiscate the machines, and because these un-senior sysadmins didn't yet get around to learning and reducing logrotate, everyone who had the courage to even check out the website is now arrested and tortured. <br />
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* '''solidsnack''': why don't you just not have those views?<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': screw you guys, i'm going to fry's<br />
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* '''zedd''': Pft. I'm a member now, there is no should, only bitch and do not.<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': seattle always struck me as the place where san franciscans went to become irrelevant<br/ >'''hephaestus''': it's just as expensive but far more douchey<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': Gnewt: well, i just finished a presentation on DIY Dildos. I'm trying to start a church. And I'm trying to get permission to piss off a bunch of juggalos early next month. you?<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': i use the salt for luck<br>'''VonGuard''': i have a salt throwing device installed on my shoulder that throws it over my shoulder every 2 seconds<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': but the usual random dicks? not porn imho<br />
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* '''solidsnack''': I'm a roving bandaid.<br />
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* '''jon|atwerk''': VonGuard: that is where you convert morse code into oral and anal, right?<br />
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* Overheard: Facebook should have made a board game.<br />
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* '''Aya''': If coming to Noisebridge solved my problems and made me famous I wouldn't question it.<br />
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* '''Erin''': We're all NB-tards<br/>'''Al''': I just registered nbtard.com!<br/>'''rachel''': with one hand<br />
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* '''himynameisthor''': COCKS!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': OMG COCKS!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': best idea ever!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': sorry, that came out a little creepier than I had intended<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Wear four fingerpuppets: a buddhist, an objectivist, a mormon, and a scientologist<br/> '''aestetix''': And then masturbate <br/> '''aestetix''': Which puppet should get the money shot?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''' eyes atala's boobs<br/>'''Atala''': mostly i wish i could take them off. the problem with this is that then i'd have to worry about people stealing them.<br />
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* '''DrSyzygy''': Muwahahahahahaha! In an unholy union, I now am able to use MPI clusters and SQL servers with Sagemath to compute Gr&ouml;bner Bases!<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I don't have a real pc. I've gone totally virtual.<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': On the one hand, I'm happy that people are learning sql<br/>'''dr_jesus''': on the other hand, that's an awful lot of dick that I'm colocating in an anonymous secret underground swedish colo<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': there's a giant lightning bolt on my widget<br />
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* '''DrSyzygy''' takes off his pants so he can write tomorrow's lecture.<br/>'''saizai''': .... what's the lecture on exactly?<br/>'''qDot_''': That's certainly how I prepare for my lectures.<br/>'''qDot_''': But, well, I lecture about butt plugs.<br />
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* '''Nils''': if you take the goat to the edge of a cliff, it will push back harder.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': now to spruce up my blog layout<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': you're not supposed to shoot TVs<br/>'''dr_jesus''': they have lead and stuff in the glass<br/>'''voronika''': you're not supposed to do a lot of fun things<br />
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* '''alxndr''': I think I've successfully switched myself from emacs to vim. <br /> '''VonGuard''': wow <br />'''VonGuard''': that's like a sex change for nerds<br />
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* '''epsas''': Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from irc on a text console.<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': i'm just being a bitch and arguing this :P<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': nice, the producer for "survivor" is suspected in the murder of his wife<br />'''magpie''': she wasnt murdered<br />'''magpie''': just "voted off the island"<br />
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* '''flatline_hb''': The spamtron 9000 is set to "hair-trigger," do not say the same thing thrice on pain of kline<br />'''flatline_hb''': interesting<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />[~flatline_@the.inter.net] has quit [Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.))]<br />
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* '''phusion''': surprised they could dance wearing that shit.<br/>'''miah''': of course they can dance<br/>'''miah''': that is battle ready armor, storm troopers need to be able to move if they are going to fight worth a damn<br />
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* '''shogun_''': After reading the entire article, I think it's an april fools....they got me<br />
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* '''zedd''': Anyone that doesn't love comic sans is a terrorist.<br />
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* '''liquidsun|''': I bought a hat so I can be an asshat<br />
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* '''ceren''': aempirei: it's been done so hard here that i think we're beating the spot on the ground where the dead horse rotted<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': does thermburglar steal heat?<br/>'''dr_jesus''': thermburglar does in fact steal heat<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and then does covered calls in the btu market with them<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and then returns them, sometimes in less than pristine condition<br />
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* '''hep''': i never smell ok<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': yes, i had too much sports sex and broke my junk<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think a bunch of noisebridgers should go to a strip club with laptops<br/>'''dr_jesus''': some friends and I actually tried that once in vegas for defcon<br/>'''dr_jesus''': then we tried it back here in the bay area to see if they'd kick us out here too and the answer is yes, immediately<br />
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* '''qDot_''': Well, you wallpaper your walls with vag, something's going to get peed on.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Enjoy the hell that you've helped to create!<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': GOOD MORNING<br/>'''jynn-''': WHAT JUST HAPPENED<br />'''jynn-''': OH GOD<br />
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*'''aestetix''': dude where's my ops<br/>'''aestetix''': give me status or give me death<br />
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*'''VonGuard''': As a result, I know exactly who is trolling when.<br />
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*'''setient''': i just realized how awesome it is to have your own office <br>'''miah''': put your pants back on<br />
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* '''rubin110[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Party_Form&oldid=10426 :]''' Please fill out and submit this form to the party comity and directory in order to run your party.<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Atala: even better, how about a illustration of Jacque de Molay's execution?<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': .sql select count(*) from dongs where url like 'http://cache.boston.com%'<br/>'''noisesql''': wiretapped: 0<br/>'''wiretapped''': dr_jesus: see that? I didn't get a () from my delete!<br/>'''noisesql''': I<br/>'''wiretapped''': o_O<br/>'''noisesql''': I hunger for flesh<br/>'''wiretapped''': uh oh<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''' ran a mile once<br/>'''dr_jesus''': these days I just build sand castles instead and wait for some tough guy to kick them over, then I chessbox him<br />
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* '''miah''': i think im a level 2 emoquiter<br />
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* '''alxndr''': damn, I hope I don't bust up giggling next time someone unzips my fly because I'm thinking "HULL BREACH!! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! AAAOOOOOOGAAH"<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think I now have professional java experience<br/>'''aestetix''': and I hate the langugage even more<br/>'''vorstyles''': barista?<br/>'''Epsas''': single short amaerican plz<br/>'''vorstyles''': is that a coffee order, or are you on okcupid?<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': so, how do you dispose of a body?<br/>'''vorstyles''': puppycock: i'd suggest dropping the body at noisebridge hq with a tag saying "for parts"<br/>'''vorstyles''': it'll get used in various projects<br />
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* ''' aestetix''': I just finished jerking off to the last page of anne frank's diary<br />
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* '''Destri''': there is sometimes a fine line between "protesting" and "terrorist action"<br/>'''ani-''': there's sometimes a fine line between your mom and terrorist action<br />
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* '''vorstyles''': i hate this economy<br/>'''vorstyles''': gives people too much freetime for protests<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': Maddox was right<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': what are you interested in? bestiality, s&m?<br />'''lemonkey''': maybe<br />'''alienvenom''': daipers?<br />'''alienvenom''': you an ABDL?<br />'''lemonkey''': sploshing<br />'''alienvenom''': watersports?<br />'''alienvenom''': fisting?<br />'''lemonkey''': i enjoy feeling creamed corn between my buttcheeks<br />'''alienvenom''': O_o<br />'''lemonkey''': as if i shat myself<br />
* '''thermburglar''': i have a math penis, does that count<br/>'''thermburglar''': its uncut, so as to function as a slide rule as well<br />
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* '''miah''': or maybe i'm misisng the humor again<br/>'''miah''': maybe we should implement a humor tag into irc<br/>'''miah''': or write a bot that detects humor to alert us<br />
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* '''ani''': i totally want some httpspanties<br/>'''vorstyles''': panties with a .htaccess<br/>'''lemonkey''': you know it's only a matter of time before our underware starts tweeting<br />
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* '''Kelly''': I'm trying to make a point of relating to non-geeks as if they too were human.<br />
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* '''Jim''': I like being senile, it's like being drunk without the hangover.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': http://twitpic.com/153mju <br/>'''lemonkey''': final shuttle pin<br/>'''JSharp''': nearly 30 years is a very long time for a program like that :)<br/>'''JSharp''': not a bad design<br/>'''JSharp''': heh, the pin I mean<br />
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* '''turkshead''': Dr. J has offered to quantify my gizmo with his phone.<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': i suspect that the people who work at muni do not, in fact, have a brain.<br/>'''solidsnack''': alienvenom: But do they have a heart?<br/>'''solidsnack''': I think I'm most like the cowardly lion.<br />
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* '''miah''': vagina dentata should be standard equipment for female soldiers<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I seriously think phone booths need to start popping up all over america<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I'm just happy that I wrote a robot squad that helps teach people programming languages, the details are kind of a minor point for me<br />'''DrShiny''': dr_jesus: that's so... so... SELFLESS of you<br/>'''DrShiny''': "I'm just glad to do my bit to make the world a better place"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': awesome buy me a hookers and blow<br/>'''DrShiny''': "<self-deprecating moue>"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': sandwich<br />
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* '''aestetix''': FUCK<br />'''aestetix''': MUST FEED CHOCOLATE ADDICTION<br />'''aestetix''': BRB PEANUT BUTTER TWIX OR BUST<br />
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* '''Destri''': new levels of bachelor-hood. Left coat in car, coat has my my titanium spork, need spork to stir my instant coffee<br />
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* '''zedd''': Come on, Zedd for ED, he gets things up<br />'''ani''': ani for ed, she puts things down<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': aestetix: it turns out that for most intents and purposes, the internet *is* a big truck<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': wait, say all that again, i spilled soup on my keyboard so i couldn't hear you<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': when a child dies and has NOT been daemonized (into a completely new process group), the child zombifies because the kernel needs to keep the child data structures around in case the parent wants to look at them to figure out why the child died <br/>'''dr_jesus''': ONLY WHEN the parent process calls wait() or a similar routine to extract that information does the kernel clean up the child data structures, since now the parent has them and can start poring over them to figure out what happened and what to do about it<br/>''' dr_jesus''': now the parent might not want to sit around all day waiting for its kids to die, so the kernel sends SIGCHLD to the parent so whatever the parent is doing can be interrupted and it can call wait() at that point to figure out 1) who died, and 2) what caused it<br/>'''dr_jesus''': so basically SIGCHLD is child protection services and the kids are suicidal<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and a zombie process is a foster kid with a big tattoo on its forehead saying EXIT CODE = 0xwhatever and cps keeps it around waiting for the deadbeat parent to show up and get the exit code<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': yes, they would in theory be able to measure the capacitance of a penis<br />
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* '''rachel-''': no, when i'm 91, i'm gonna stick wine bottles up my ass<br />
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* '''TheScott''': we are having a wi party at VonGuards house because his wife went to Disney land<br/>'''TheScott''': apparently he can't fulfill her fantasy life or requirements<br />
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* '''ryan-c''': oh, hey. I've been looking for that penis bouquet pic for a while<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I did some work in saltmines in Utah. They were rather unpleasant, but not horrible.<br />
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* '''epsas''': i miss shitting in the woods<br/>'''epsas''': in my bear costume<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': bwahhaha <br/>'''dr_jesus''': oracle backwards is el caro <br/>'''dr_jesus''': [http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A] <br/>'''epsas''': does that mean something? <br/>'''epsas''': ahh - hehe <br/>'''dr_jesus''': "the expensive"<br />
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* '''epsas''': you have to fellate the chicken<br />
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* '''epsas''': we need a fighterjetbot<br/>'''epsas''': i like looking at fighter jets <br/>'''epsas''': they are, like, flying dongs with guns<br />
* '''Evil-Bill''': noisecloud: find Sarah Connor<br/>'''noisecloud''': Evil-Bill: I don't understand 'find Sarah Connor'.<br/>'''Evil-Bill''': Well that's a relief.<br />
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* '''miah''': how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': shut up for a second, I'm committing a sin against mankind<br />
* '''rachel-''': it's a hard time to be a terrorist<br />
* '''DrSyzygy:''': "While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. <br/>'''magpie-:''' i have a 3.8 GPA. what?<br />
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* '''Evil_Bill''': C has no objects (only zuul).<br />
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* '''ani''': you do realise the wheels made it rollable right?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noiseelisp: eval (message user-login-name)<br/> '''noiseelisp''': dr_jesus: root<br/> '''dr_jesus''': god fucking dammit not again<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradox<br/> '''grelli''': you... you're not supposed to know about that<br/> '''grelli''': are you after our beaver technology??<br />
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*'''radii''': I'm stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?<br />
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* '''rachel-''': oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCH<br/>'''aestetix''': rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happen<br/>'''aestetix''': Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them<br />
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*'''incekt''': all i know is it's 40 ms away<br/>'''incekt''': as the crow flies<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': noisec: eval printf("%i", getuid());<br/>'''noisec''': dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''': fuck<br />
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* '''rachel''': the dong link list is not very long as yet<br />
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* '''epsas''': IF YOU MISSED THE PUNCHLINE, WILLIE NELSON WAS GIVING DOLLY PARTON ORAL PLEASURE<br />
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* '''dr_jesus_''': rm has [http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/coreutils.git/tree/src/remove.c?id=v8.1#n504 a hardcoded check] to prevent removing /<br/>'''alienvenom''': no it doesn't<br/>'''dr_jesus_''': sure it does, try it<br/>'''alienvenom''': the -rf overrides it<br/>'''alienvenom''': i've done it before<br />
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* '''Sargun''': I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs<br />
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* '''aestetix''': maybe a goatee sniffing context too?<br />
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* '''ani-:''' rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen<br />
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* '''voronika''': at that point, you've missed the bitching bus<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': man i wish i was uncut.<br />'''alienvenom''': just saying :-P<br />'''alienvenom''': sorry<br />'''alienvenom''': lol<br />'''ieatlint''': we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin<br />
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* '''rachel''': eljepe: i see your point and raise you SHUT UP<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Can someone explain to me in one sentence what "agile programming" is?<br />'''oao''': it's like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.<br />
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* '''zedd''': can't breathe lulzing too hard<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Atala: how big is your vagina?<br />
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* '''aestetix''': So, somewhere near the top of the list of people "You don't want to piss off (&trade;)"<br/ >'''aestetix''': Up there with Hitler's ghost and Your mom<br/ >'''aestetix''': I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridge<br/ >'''aestetix''': They're pretty badass<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': btw I'm still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can't read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor<br />
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* '''Crutcher''': Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.<br />
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* >> '''Valkyrie`''' points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. <br/> '''VonGuard:''' so what the hell coudl you even use em for? <br/> '''wiretapped:''' we're using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now<br />
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* '''Anonymous''': I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemite<br/>'''ieatlint''': not as beautiful<br/>'''Martyn''': it was equally as beautiful<br/>'''ieatlint''': don't let the environmentalists fool you<br />
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* '''rigel''': so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecated<br/>'''rigel''': what should i be using instead?<br/>'''miah''': postgresql<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Well, dongs are a dime a dozen.<br/>'''Valkyrie''': Space is rare.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block<br />
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* '''JSharp''': all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.<br />
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* '''Rubin''': OK, I can't tell which one is rum, I'm done for the night.<br />
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*'''turkshead''': guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green.<br/>'''turkshead''': everybody likes green, right?<br/>'''shkoo''': the consensus process must be blue.<br />
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* '''Kripto''': I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs. (revenge!) <br/>'''ieatlint''': Martyn, ouch... i'm going to take that personally <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. <br/>'''ieatlint''': fine fine <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : I'm sure the sentiment is returned :) <br/>'''ieatlint''': but you don't need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough. If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)<br />
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* '''aestetix''': fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww<br />
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* '''froggytoad:''' so... thing is, he has a thing for bears...<br/> '''Atala:''' i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.<br />
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* '''JSharp''': Clippy: "I see you're trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?"<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': at the moment he's so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV's worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady<br />
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*'''Zedd''': Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?<br />
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* '''ioerror''': 99% of the police make the rest look bad<br />
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* '''eljepe''': ie your pipes are full of rats<br/ > '''eljepe''': your walls are full of cats<br/ > '''eljepe''': and there is a homeless man living in your elevator<br/ > '''chu''': If he's living in the elevator is he really homeless?<br />
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* '''ani-''': hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records<br/ >>> '''ani-''' submits<br/ >>> '''Evil-Bill''' dominates<br />
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* '''noisercode''': ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': ow<br/ >'''dr_jesus''': some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuries<br/ >'''MrDomino''': yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester's off to a bang...<br/ >>> '''ani-''' slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout<br/ >>> '''MrDomino''' masturbates furiously to his pun<br />
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* '''Emflamed''': guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!<br />
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* '''[[User:rachel|rachel-]]''': and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer<br />
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* '''teratoma''': perhaps noisebridge can hack BART to run without employees<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noisecode: eval os.geteuid()<br/>'''noisecode''' dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''' fuck<br />
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* >> '''SanMehat''' blew a transformer<br/ >'''iz''': did he at least buy you dinner first?<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done...<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: you're single right now, yes?<br/ >'''ieatlint''': Atala, yes.<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: now's the time! if that thing isn't going to get some use, might as well bling it out. <br />
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* '''ceren''': ps: do not feed your pierced penis to a baby.<br />
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* >> '''ani-''' puts on pants<br/>'''rachel-''': ani-: nooooooooooooo<br />
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* '''Atala''': yeah, what's been up with the pacific northwest hitting bbq temperatures?<br />'''lemonkey''': god's wrath for Microsoft bing<br />
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* '''rubin110''': So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding.<br />'''rubin110''': His ass looked sooo good.<br />'''rubin110''': You didn't hear this from me.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK.<br/> '''rubin110''': ER ALL OF<br/>'''VonGuard''': [21:18] <rubin110> IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': Wait.<br />'''rubin110''': Why don't we have the makerbot just print us a new space?<br />
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* '''ani'''-: [http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com/ http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com]<br/ >'''zaius''': hot! i'd wear that<br/ >'''zaius''': ... if i was a girl, i mean<br />
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* There was a [[David Fine]] bonanza - which got its own page.<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water. I haven't tried it yet.<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation<br />
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* '''VonGuard:''' oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard<br />
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*'''Atala''': were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?<br />
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*'''lemonkey''': mm jerk chicken quesadillas<br/ >'''iz''': they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions<br />
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* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck's Neutron Absorbent Cock.<br />
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* '''Nana''': Rat poison is never the solution.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': stop, drop, and rofl<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': "welcome to apple, here's your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin"<br />
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* '''Atala''': ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn't count ;P<br/>'''ieatlint''': Atala, it wasn't for crack<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge<br />
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* '''vniow-rachel-''': i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!<br />
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* '''Atala''': i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn't eat in public, that would be annoying.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this "IP" business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.<br />
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* '''San''': "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"<br />
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* '''ryanc-''': i need more sex toys<br/>'''vniow''': me too<br />
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* '''aestetix''': vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': '/win goto #gaysf<br/>'''alienvenom''': err<br/>'''alienvenom''': wow<br/>'''alienvenom''': uh<br/>'''alienvenom''': everyone type /clear now please :)<br/>'''alienvenom''': :-\<br />
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* '''vniow''': god, i sound like a noisebridge slut<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: vniow: I don't think you're a slut<br/>'''vniow''': i've slept with ceren too, as of last night<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: ok, now I do<br />
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* '''leif''': It's not as wiki as it could be.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com<br/>'''Martyn''': You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it<br/>'''Atala''': there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE!<br/>'''Valkyrie`''': It's a little surreal.<br />
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* [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.<br />
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* '''anonymous''': Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.<br />
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* '''aestetix''' : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.<br />
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* '''Skye''': I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.<br />
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* '''Steen''': If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=User:Drwxrxrx&diff=11938User:Drwxrxrx2010-06-30T17:49:06Z<p>Drwxrxrx: </p>
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<div>I'm another person named Alexander 也叫蒯乐赞 (or if there are too many Alex/Xander/Alexanders in the room, Lex). I live in [[Oakland]] and am helping get [http://www.acemonstertoys.org/ Ace Monster Toys] chugging. I'd love to get [[Mandarin Corner]] going again but there doesn't seem to be enough interest. I'm also interested in the [[darkroom]]; I'd love to get back into printing color...keeping my eyes peeled for a developer.<br />
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=== miscellanea ===<br />
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For fun, I like<br />
* riding and repairing and learning about [[bicycles]]<br />
* [[photography]] (digital and analog... documentary, landscape, long exposure, panoramas)<br />
* light-weight programming ([[Python]], [[Perl]], [[PHP]], [[Javascript]]...did a little in [[C]]/[[C++]] a long while ago...don't really like [[Java]] or [[ASP]])<br />
* 学习[[Mandarin Corner|中文]]（是个文学士） and other languages in general<br />
* using and messing with [[OS X]] and [[Linux]]<br />
* [[word games]] (especially [[Scrabble]]), [[Go]], [[Chinese Chess]]<br />
* good [[coffee]], but more often [[green tea]]<br />
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Would like to learn more about...<br />
* electricity, since I barely understand how these things I use all the time work on a physical level.<br />
* [[lockpicking]] is interesting stuff that I don't know much about.<br />
* [[machine learning]], [[genetic algorithms]]<br />
* internal combustion engines and how to take care of them and the vehicles they're in<br />
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Also interested in, to differing degrees,<br />
* art... visual, music, kinetic sculptures, )'( stuff<br />
* environment... recycling, efficiency<br />
* philosophy/religion... Buddhism, free will<br />
* law... human rights, privacy, copyright<br />
* fire... everyone likes fire<br />
* booze... bourbon, beer<br />
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=== contact ===<br />
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* email: <tt>alxndr</tt> at teh gmails<br />
* [[IRC]]: <tt>lekz</tt> on freenode (occasionally aka <tt>alxndr</tt> or <tt>drwxrxrx</tt>)</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Quotes&diff=11886Quotes2010-06-24T16:43:54Z<p>Drwxrxrx: </p>
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<div>'''When someone says something outrageously funny or weird, it goes on the memorable quotes list or it gets the hose again. <br />
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Most recent are on top.'''<br />
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* '''chu''': aestetix: Those may be the precise circumstances under which surprise anal sex is called for.<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': splitting hairs<br/>'''sabrecito''': 2x hairs is better than 1x<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': solidsnack: where do i get some roofies? i think it would be fun to pop a couple and get raped<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': apparently we can get mass quantities of government commodity foods if we agree to track inventory and only give it away to people who sign a form saying they're eligible to receive it<br />
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* '''qDot''': DrShiny: Come on, everyone knows that any sentence involving "PHP" is instantly sarcastic.<br />
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* '''dongsNbongs''': we'll drink to weevs gaping rape hole<br />
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* '''solrize''': VonGuard, almost all flashlights have firmware now<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I know you're trying to be funny, but it helps if you say something that's actually humorous<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': i don't think global warming is a hoax per-say, but just fucking wrong<br />
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* '''qDot_''': Man, this is why I just stick with the butt plugs. Ya'll too up in the soap opera. I'm just gonna be over here, putting stuff in my butt.<br/>'''aestetix''': Speaking of butt plugs, it's lunch time.<br />
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* '''quinn''': given the choice between raccoon urine and VAX support, I really don't know which I'd choose.<br />
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* '''aestetix''': qDot_: did you see Wired.com today?<br />'''qDot_''': No. I was fapping so hard over the new iphone that I went temporarily blind. I'm currently the emergency room getting my penis fixed after desperately trying to stick it in the headphone jack of my 3gs so I could feel closer to steve. So, URL?<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': I republished your photos without attribution because i don't respect copyright<br />
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* '''Chris L.''': "[japanese] are vicious, vicious little fuckers"<br />
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* '''ceren''': iranian officials are arresting and interrogating people who sign up for a local gay/trans group. the sysadmins for that group aren't as fucking senior as you, and barely managed to get apache running. they confiscate the machines, and because these un-senior sysadmins didn't yet get around to learning and reducing logrotate, everyone who had the courage to even check out the website is now arrested and tortured. <br />
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* '''solidsnack''': why don't you just not have those views?<br />
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* '''hephaestus_''': screw you guys, i'm going to fry's<!-- <br/>hephaestus_ is now known as miah. --><br />
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* '''zedd''': Pft. I'm a member now, there is no should, only bitch and do not.<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': seattle always struck me as the place where san franciscans went to become irrelevant<br/ >'''hephaestus''': it's just as expensive but far more douchey<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': Gnewt: well, i just finished a presentation on DIY Dildos. I'm trying to start a church. And I'm trying to get permission to piss off a bunch of juggalos early next month. you?<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': i use the salt for luck<br>'''VonGuard''': i have a salt throwing device installed on my shoulder that throws it over my shoulder every 2 seconds<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': but the usual random dicks? not porn imho<br />
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* '''solidsnack''': I'm a roving bandaid.<br />
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* '''jon|atwerk''': VonGuard: that is where you convert morse code into oral and anal, right?<br />
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* Overheard: Facebook should have made a board game.<br />
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* '''Aya''': If coming to Noisebridge solved my problems and made me famous I wouldn't question it.<br />
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* '''Erin''': We're all NB-tards<br/>'''Al''': I just registered nbtard.com!<br/>'''rachel''': with one hand<br />
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* '''himynameisthor''': COCKS!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': OMG COCKS!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': best idea ever!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': sorry, that came out a little creepier than I had intended<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Wear four fingerpuppets: a buddhist, an objectivist, a mormon, and a scientologist<br/> '''aestetix''': And then masturbate <br/> '''aestetix''': Which puppet should get the money shot?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''' eyes atala's boobs<br/>'''Atala''': mostly i wish i could take them off. the problem with this is that then i'd have to worry about people stealing them.<br />
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* '''DrSyzygy''': Muwahahahahahaha! In an unholy union, I now am able to use MPI clusters and SQL servers with Sagemath to compute Gr&ouml;bner Bases!<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I don't have a real pc. I've gone totally virtual.<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': On the one hand, I'm happy that people are learning sql<br/>'''dr_jesus''': on the other hand, that's an awful lot of dick that I'm colocating in an anonymous secret underground swedish colo<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': there's a giant lightning bolt on my widget<br />
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* '''DrSyzygy''' takes off his pants so he can write tomorrow's lecture.<br/>'''saizai''': .... what's the lecture on exactly?<br/>'''qDot_''': That's certainly how I prepare for my lectures.<br/>'''qDot_''': But, well, I lecture about butt plugs.<br />
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* '''Nils''': if you take the goat to the edge of a cliff, it will push back harder.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': now to spruce up my blog layout<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': you're not supposed to shoot TVs<br/>'''dr_jesus''': they have lead and stuff in the glass<br/>'''voronika''': you're not supposed to do a lot of fun things<br />
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* '''alxndr''': I think I've successfully switched myself from emacs to vim. <br /> '''VonGuard''': wow <br />'''VonGuard''': that's like a sex change for nerds<br />
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* '''epsas''': Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from irc on a text console.<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': i'm just being a bitch and arguing this :P<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': nice, the producer for "survivor" is suspected in the murder of his wife<br />'''magpie''': she wasnt murdered<br />'''magpie''': just "voted off the island"<br />
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* '''flatline_hb''': The spamtron 9000 is set to "hair-trigger," do not say the same thing thrice on pain of kline<br />'''flatline_hb''': interesting<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />[~flatline_@the.inter.net] has quit [Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.))]<br />
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* '''phusion''': surprised they could dance wearing that shit.<br/>'''miah''': of course they can dance<br/>'''miah''': that is battle ready armor, storm troopers need to be able to move if they are going to fight worth a damn<br />
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* '''shogun_''': After reading the entire article, I think it's an april fools....they got me<br />
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* '''zedd''': Anyone that doesn't love comic sans is a terrorist.<br />
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* '''liquidsun|''': I bought a hat so I can be an asshat<br />
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* '''ceren''': aempirei: it's been done so hard here that i think we're beating the spot on the ground where the dead horse rotted<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': does thermburglar steal heat?<br/>'''dr_jesus''': thermburglar does in fact steal heat<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and then does covered calls in the btu market with them<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and then returns them, sometimes in less than pristine condition<br />
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* '''hep''': i never smell ok<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': yes, i had too much sports sex and broke my junk<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think a bunch of noisebridgers should go to a strip club with laptops<br/>'''dr_jesus''': some friends and I actually tried that once in vegas for defcon<br/>'''dr_jesus''': then we tried it back here in the bay area to see if they'd kick us out here too and the answer is yes, immediately<br />
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* '''qDot_''': Well, you wallpaper your walls with vag, something's going to get peed on.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Enjoy the hell that you've helped to create!<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': GOOD MORNING<br/>'''jynn-''': WHAT JUST HAPPENED<br />'''jynn-''': OH GOD<br />
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*'''aestetix''': dude where's my ops<br/>'''aestetix''': give me status or give me death<br />
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*'''VonGuard''': As a result, I know exactly who is trolling when.<br />
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*'''setient''': i just realized how awesome it is to have your own office <br>'''miah''': put your pants back on<br />
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* '''rubin110[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Party_Form&oldid=10426 :]''' Please fill out and submit this form to the party comity and directory in order to run your party.<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Atala: even better, how about a illustration of Jacque de Molay's execution?<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': .sql select count(*) from dongs where url like 'http://cache.boston.com%'<br/>'''noisesql''': wiretapped: 0<br/>'''wiretapped''': dr_jesus: see that? I didn't get a () from my delete!<br/>'''noisesql''': I<br/>'''wiretapped''': o_O<br/>'''noisesql''': I hunger for flesh<br/>'''wiretapped''': uh oh<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''' ran a mile once<br/>'''dr_jesus''': these days I just build sand castles instead and wait for some tough guy to kick them over, then I chessbox him<br />
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* '''miah''': i think im a level 2 emoquiter<br />
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* '''alxndr''': damn, I hope I don't bust up giggling next time someone unzips my fly because I'm thinking "HULL BREACH!! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! AAAOOOOOOGAAH"<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think I now have professional java experience<br/>'''aestetix''': and I hate the langugage even more<br/>'''vorstyles''': barista?<br/>'''Epsas''': single short amaerican plz<br/>'''vorstyles''': is that a coffee order, or are you on okcupid?<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': so, how do you dispose of a body?<br/>'''vorstyles''': puppycock: i'd suggest dropping the body at noisebridge hq with a tag saying "for parts"<br/>'''vorstyles''': it'll get used in various projects<br />
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* ''' aestetix''': I just finished jerking off to the last page of anne frank's diary<br />
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* '''Destri''': there is sometimes a fine line between "protesting" and "terrorist action"<br/>'''ani-''': there's sometimes a fine line between your mom and terrorist action<br />
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* '''vorstyles''': i hate this economy<br/>'''vorstyles''': gives people too much freetime for protests<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': Maddox was right<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': what are you interested in? bestiality, s&m?<br />'''lemonkey''': maybe<br />'''alienvenom''': daipers?<br />'''alienvenom''': you an ABDL?<br />'''lemonkey''': sploshing<br />'''alienvenom''': watersports?<br />'''alienvenom''': fisting?<br />'''lemonkey''': i enjoy feeling creamed corn between my buttcheeks<br />'''alienvenom''': O_o<br />'''lemonkey''': as if i shat myself<br />
* '''thermburglar''': i have a math penis, does that count<br/>'''thermburglar''': its uncut, so as to function as a slide rule as well<br />
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* '''miah''': or maybe i'm misisng the humor again<br/>'''miah''': maybe we should implement a humor tag into irc<br/>'''miah''': or write a bot that detects humor to alert us<br />
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* '''ani''': i totally want some httpspanties<br/>'''vorstyles''': panties with a .htaccess<br/>'''lemonkey''': you know it's only a matter of time before our underware starts tweeting<br />
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* '''Kelly''': I'm trying to make a point of relating to non-geeks as if they too were human.<br />
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* '''Jim''': I like being senile, it's like being drunk without the hangover.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': http://twitpic.com/153mju <br/>'''lemonkey''': final shuttle pin<br/>'''JSharp''': nearly 30 years is a very long time for a program like that :)<br/>'''JSharp''': not a bad design<br/>'''JSharp''': heh, the pin I mean<br />
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* '''turkshead''': Dr. J has offered to quantify my gizmo with his phone.<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': i suspect that the people who work at muni do not, in fact, have a brain.<br/>'''solidsnack''': alienvenom: But do they have a heart?<br/>'''solidsnack''': I think I'm most like the cowardly lion.<br />
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* '''miah''': vagina dentata should be standard equipment for female soldiers<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I seriously think phone booths need to start popping up all over america<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I'm just happy that I wrote a robot squad that helps teach people programming languages, the details are kind of a minor point for me<br />'''DrShiny''': dr_jesus: that's so... so... SELFLESS of you<br/>'''DrShiny''': "I'm just glad to do my bit to make the world a better place"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': awesome buy me a hookers and blow<br/>'''DrShiny''': "<self-deprecating moue>"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': sandwich<br />
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* '''aestetix''': FUCK<br />'''aestetix''': MUST FEED CHOCOLATE ADDICTION<br />'''aestetix''': BRB PEANUT BUTTER TWIX OR BUST<br />
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* '''Destri''': new levels of bachelor-hood. Left coat in car, coat has my my titanium spork, need spork to stir my instant coffee<br />
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* '''zedd''': Come on, Zedd for ED, he gets things up<br />'''ani''': ani for ed, she puts things down<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': aestetix: it turns out that for most intents and purposes, the internet *is* a big truck<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': wait, say all that again, i spilled soup on my keyboard so i couldn't hear you<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': when a child dies and has NOT been daemonized (into a completely new process group), the child zombifies because the kernel needs to keep the child data structures around in case the parent wants to look at them to figure out why the child died <br/>'''dr_jesus''': ONLY WHEN the parent process calls wait() or a similar routine to extract that information does the kernel clean up the child data structures, since now the parent has them and can start poring over them to figure out what happened and what to do about it<br/>''' dr_jesus''': now the parent might not want to sit around all day waiting for its kids to die, so the kernel sends SIGCHLD to the parent so whatever the parent is doing can be interrupted and it can call wait() at that point to figure out 1) who died, and 2) what caused it<br/>'''dr_jesus''': so basically SIGCHLD is child protection services and the kids are suicidal<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and a zombie process is a foster kid with a big tattoo on its forehead saying EXIT CODE = 0xwhatever and cps keeps it around waiting for the deadbeat parent to show up and get the exit code<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': yes, they would in theory be able to measure the capacitance of a penis<br />
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* '''rachel-''': no, when i'm 91, i'm gonna stick wine bottles up my ass<br />
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* '''TheScott''': we are having a wi party at VonGuards house because his wife went to Disney land<br/>'''TheScott''': apparently he can't fulfill her fantasy life or requirements<br />
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* '''ryan-c''': oh, hey. I've been looking for that penis bouquet pic for a while<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I did some work in saltmines in Utah. They were rather unpleasant, but not horrible.<br />
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* '''epsas''': i miss shitting in the woods<br/>'''epsas''': in my bear costume<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': bwahhaha <br/>'''dr_jesus''': oracle backwards is el caro <br/>'''dr_jesus''': [http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A] <br/>'''epsas''': does that mean something? <br/>'''epsas''': ahh - hehe <br/>'''dr_jesus''': "the expensive"<br />
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* '''epsas''': you have to fellate the chicken<br />
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* '''epsas''': we need a fighterjetbot<br/>'''epsas''': i like looking at fighter jets <br/>'''epsas''': they are, like, flying dongs with guns<br />
* '''Evil-Bill''': noisecloud: find Sarah Connor<br/>'''noisecloud''': Evil-Bill: I don't understand 'find Sarah Connor'.<br/>'''Evil-Bill''': Well that's a relief.<br />
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* '''miah''': how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': shut up for a second, I'm committing a sin against mankind<br />
* '''rachel-''': it's a hard time to be a terrorist<br />
* '''DrSyzygy:''': "While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. <br/>'''magpie-:''' i have a 3.8 GPA. what?<br />
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* '''Evil_Bill''': C has no objects (only zuul).<br />
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* '''ani''': you do realise the wheels made it rollable right?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noiseelisp: eval (message user-login-name)<br/> '''noiseelisp''': dr_jesus: root<br/> '''dr_jesus''': god fucking dammit not again<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradox<br/> '''grelli''': you... you're not supposed to know about that<br/> '''grelli''': are you after our beaver technology??<br />
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*'''radii''': I'm stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?<br />
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* '''rachel-''': oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCH<br/>'''aestetix''': rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happen<br/>'''aestetix''': Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them<br />
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*'''incekt''': all i know is it's 40 ms away<br/>'''incekt''': as the crow flies<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': noisec: eval printf("%i", getuid());<br/>'''noisec''': dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''': fuck<br />
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* '''rachel''': the dong link list is not very long as yet<br />
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* '''epsas''': IF YOU MISSED THE PUNCHLINE, WILLIE NELSON WAS GIVING DOLLY PARTON ORAL PLEASURE<br />
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* '''dr_jesus_''': rm has [http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/coreutils.git/tree/src/remove.c?id=v8.1#n504 a hardcoded check] to prevent removing /<br/>'''alienvenom''': no it doesn't<br/>'''dr_jesus_''': sure it does, try it<br/>'''alienvenom''': the -rf overrides it<br/>'''alienvenom''': i've done it before<br />
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* '''Sargun''': I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs<br />
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* '''aestetix''': maybe a goatee sniffing context too?<br />
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* '''ani-:''' rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen<br />
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* '''voronika''': at that point, you've missed the bitching bus<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': man i wish i was uncut.<br />'''alienvenom''': just saying :-P<br />'''alienvenom''': sorry<br />'''alienvenom''': lol<br />'''ieatlint''': we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin<br />
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* '''rachel''': eljepe: i see your point and raise you SHUT UP<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Can someone explain to me in one sentence what "agile programming" is?<br />'''oao''': it's like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.<br />
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* '''zedd''': can't breathe lulzing too hard<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Atala: how big is your vagina?<br />
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* '''aestetix''': So, somewhere near the top of the list of people "You don't want to piss off (&trade;)"<br/ >'''aestetix''': Up there with Hitler's ghost and Your mom<br/ >'''aestetix''': I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridge<br/ >'''aestetix''': They're pretty badass<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': btw I'm still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can't read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor<br />
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* '''Crutcher''': Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.<br />
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* >> '''Valkyrie`''' points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. <br/> '''VonGuard:''' so what the hell coudl you even use em for? <br/> '''wiretapped:''' we're using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now<br />
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* '''Anonymous''': I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemite<br/>'''ieatlint''': not as beautiful<br/>'''Martyn''': it was equally as beautiful<br/>'''ieatlint''': don't let the environmentalists fool you<br />
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* '''rigel''': so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecated<br/>'''rigel''': what should i be using instead?<br/>'''miah''': postgresql<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Well, dongs are a dime a dozen.<br/>'''Valkyrie''': Space is rare.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block<br />
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* '''JSharp''': all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.<br />
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* '''Rubin''': OK, I can't tell which one is rum, I'm done for the night.<br />
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*'''turkshead''': guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green.<br/>'''turkshead''': everybody likes green, right?<br/>'''shkoo''': the consensus process must be blue.<br />
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* '''Kripto''': I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs. (revenge!) <br/>'''ieatlint''': Martyn, ouch... i'm going to take that personally <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. <br/>'''ieatlint''': fine fine <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : I'm sure the sentiment is returned :) <br/>'''ieatlint''': but you don't need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough. If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)<br />
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* '''aestetix''': fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww<br />
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* '''froggytoad:''' so... thing is, he has a thing for bears...<br/> '''Atala:''' i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.<br />
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* '''JSharp''': Clippy: "I see you're trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?"<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': at the moment he's so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV's worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady<br />
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*'''Zedd''': Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?<br />
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* '''ioerror''': 99% of the police make the rest look bad<br />
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* '''eljepe''': ie your pipes are full of rats<br/ > '''eljepe''': your walls are full of cats<br/ > '''eljepe''': and there is a homeless man living in your elevator<br/ > '''chu''': If he's living in the elevator is he really homeless?<br />
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* '''ani-''': hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records<br/ >>> '''ani-''' submits<br/ >>> '''Evil-Bill''' dominates<br />
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* '''noisercode''': ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': ow<br/ >'''dr_jesus''': some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuries<br/ >'''MrDomino''': yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester's off to a bang...<br/ >>> '''ani-''' slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout<br/ >>> '''MrDomino''' masturbates furiously to his pun<br />
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* '''Emflamed''': guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!<br />
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* '''[[User:rachel|rachel-]]''': and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer<br />
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* '''teratoma''': perhaps noisebridge can hack BART to run without employees<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noisecode: eval os.geteuid()<br/>'''noisecode''' dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''' fuck<br />
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* >> '''SanMehat''' blew a transformer<br/ >'''iz''': did he at least buy you dinner first?<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done...<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: you're single right now, yes?<br/ >'''ieatlint''': Atala, yes.<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: now's the time! if that thing isn't going to get some use, might as well bling it out. <br />
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* '''ceren''': ps: do not feed your pierced penis to a baby.<br />
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* >> '''ani-''' puts on pants<br/>'''rachel-''': ani-: nooooooooooooo<br />
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* '''Atala''': yeah, what's been up with the pacific northwest hitting bbq temperatures?<br />'''lemonkey''': god's wrath for Microsoft bing<br />
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* '''rubin110''': So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding.<br />'''rubin110''': His ass looked sooo good.<br />'''rubin110''': You didn't hear this from me.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK.<br/> '''rubin110''': ER ALL OF<br/>'''VonGuard''': [21:18] <rubin110> IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': Wait.<br />'''rubin110''': Why don't we have the makerbot just print us a new space?<br />
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* '''ani'''-: [http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com/ http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com]<br/ >'''zaius''': hot! i'd wear that<br/ >'''zaius''': ... if i was a girl, i mean<br />
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* There was a [[David Fine]] bonanza - which got its own page.<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water. I haven't tried it yet.<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation<br />
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* '''VonGuard:''' oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard<br />
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*'''Atala''': were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?<br />
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*'''lemonkey''': mm jerk chicken quesadillas<br/ >'''iz''': they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions<br />
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* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck's Neutron Absorbent Cock.<br />
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* '''Nana''': Rat poison is never the solution.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': stop, drop, and rofl<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': "welcome to apple, here's your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin"<br />
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* '''Atala''': ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn't count ;P<br/>'''ieatlint''': Atala, it wasn't for crack<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge<br />
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* '''vniow-rachel-''': i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!<br />
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* '''Atala''': i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn't eat in public, that would be annoying.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this "IP" business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.<br />
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* '''San''': "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"<br />
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* '''ryanc-''': i need more sex toys<br/>'''vniow''': me too<br />
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* '''aestetix''': vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': '/win goto #gaysf<br/>'''alienvenom''': err<br/>'''alienvenom''': wow<br/>'''alienvenom''': uh<br/>'''alienvenom''': everyone type /clear now please :)<br/>'''alienvenom''': :-\<br />
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* '''vniow''': god, i sound like a noisebridge slut<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: vniow: I don't think you're a slut<br/>'''vniow''': i've slept with ceren too, as of last night<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: ok, now I do<br />
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* '''leif''': It's not as wiki as it could be.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com<br/>'''Martyn''': You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it<br/>'''Atala''': there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE!<br/>'''Valkyrie`''': It's a little surreal.<br />
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* [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.<br />
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* '''anonymous''': Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.<br />
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* '''aestetix''' : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.<br />
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* '''Skye''': I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.<br />
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* '''Steen''': If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Quotes&diff=11860Quotes2010-06-22T01:44:38Z<p>Drwxrxrx: </p>
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* '''hephaestus''': solidsnack: where do i get some roofies? i think it would be fun to pop a couple and get raped<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': apparently we can get mass quantities of government commodity foods if we agree to track inventory and only give it away to people who sign a form saying they're eligible to receive it<br />
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* '''qDot''': DrShiny: Come on, everyone knows that any sentence involving "PHP" is instantly sarcastic.<br />
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* '''dongsNbongs''': we'll drink to weevs gaping rape hole<br />
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* '''solrize''': VonGuard, almost all flashlights have firmware now<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I know you're trying to be funny, but it helps if you say something that's actually humorous<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': i don't think global warming is a hoax per-say, but just fucking wrong<br />
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* '''qDot_''': Man, this is why I just stick with the butt plugs. Ya'll too up in the soap opera. I'm just gonna be over here, putting stuff in my butt.<br/>'''aestetix''': Speaking of butt plugs, it's lunch time.<br />
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* '''quinn''': given the choice between raccoon urine and VAX support, I really don't know which I'd choose.<br />
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* '''aestetix''': qDot_: did you see Wired.com today?<br />'''qDot_''': No. I was fapping so hard over the new iphone that I went temporarily blind. I'm currently the emergency room getting my penis fixed after desperately trying to stick it in the headphone jack of my 3gs so I could feel closer to steve. So, URL?<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': I republished your photos without attribution because i don't respect copyright<br />
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* '''Chris L.''': "[japanese] are vicious, vicious little fuckers"<br />
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* '''ceren''': iranian officials are arresting and interrogating people who sign up for a local gay/trans group. the sysadmins for that group aren't as fucking senior as you, and barely managed to get apache running. they confiscate the machines, and because these un-senior sysadmins didn't yet get around to learning and reducing logrotate, everyone who had the courage to even check out the website is now arrested and tortured. <br />
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* '''solidsnack''': why don't you just not have those views?<br />
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* '''hephaestus_''': screw you guys, i'm going to fry's<!-- <br/>hephaestus_ is now known as miah. --><br />
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* '''zedd''': Pft. I'm a member now, there is no should, only bitch and do not.<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': seattle always struck me as the place where san franciscans went to become irrelevant<br/ >'''hephaestus''': it's just as expensive but far more douchey<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': Gnewt: well, i just finished a presentation on DIY Dildos. I'm trying to start a church. And I'm trying to get permission to piss off a bunch of juggalos early next month. you?<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': i use the salt for luck<br>'''VonGuard''': i have a salt throwing device installed on my shoulder that throws it over my shoulder every 2 seconds<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': but the usual random dicks? not porn imho<br />
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* '''solidsnack''': I'm a roving bandaid.<br />
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* '''jon|atwerk''': VonGuard: that is where you convert morse code into oral and anal, right?<br />
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* Overheard: Facebook should have made a board game.<br />
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* '''Aya''': If coming to Noisebridge solved my problems and made me famous I wouldn't question it.<br />
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* '''Erin''': We're all NB-tards<br/>'''Al''': I just registered nbtard.com!<br/>'''rachel''': with one hand<br />
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* '''himynameisthor''': COCKS!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': OMG COCKS!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': best idea ever!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': sorry, that came out a little creepier than I had intended<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Wear four fingerpuppets: a buddhist, an objectivist, a mormon, and a scientologist<br/> '''aestetix''': And then masturbate <br/> '''aestetix''': Which puppet should get the money shot?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''' eyes atala's boobs<br/>'''Atala''': mostly i wish i could take them off. the problem with this is that then i'd have to worry about people stealing them.<br />
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* '''DrSyzygy''': Muwahahahahahaha! In an unholy union, I now am able to use MPI clusters and SQL servers with Sagemath to compute Gr&ouml;bner Bases!<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I don't have a real pc. I've gone totally virtual.<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': On the one hand, I'm happy that people are learning sql<br/>'''dr_jesus''': on the other hand, that's an awful lot of dick that I'm colocating in an anonymous secret underground swedish colo<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': there's a giant lightning bolt on my widget<br />
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* '''DrSyzygy''' takes off his pants so he can write tomorrow's lecture.<br/>'''saizai''': .... what's the lecture on exactly?<br/>'''qDot_''': That's certainly how I prepare for my lectures.<br/>'''qDot_''': But, well, I lecture about butt plugs.<br />
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* '''Nils''': if you take the goat to the edge of a cliff, it will push back harder.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': now to spruce up my blog layout<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': you're not supposed to shoot TVs<br/>'''dr_jesus''': they have lead and stuff in the glass<br/>'''voronika''': you're not supposed to do a lot of fun things<br />
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* '''alxndr''': I think I've successfully switched myself from emacs to vim. <br /> '''VonGuard''': wow <br />'''VonGuard''': that's like a sex change for nerds<br />
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* '''epsas''': Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from irc on a text console.<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': i'm just being a bitch and arguing this :P<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': nice, the producer for "survivor" is suspected in the murder of his wife<br />'''magpie''': she wasnt murdered<br />'''magpie''': just "voted off the island"<br />
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* '''flatline_hb''': The spamtron 9000 is set to "hair-trigger," do not say the same thing thrice on pain of kline<br />'''flatline_hb''': interesting<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />[~flatline_@the.inter.net] has quit [Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.))]<br />
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* '''phusion''': surprised they could dance wearing that shit.<br/>'''miah''': of course they can dance<br/>'''miah''': that is battle ready armor, storm troopers need to be able to move if they are going to fight worth a damn<br />
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* '''shogun_''': After reading the entire article, I think it's an april fools....they got me<br />
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* '''zedd''': Anyone that doesn't love comic sans is a terrorist.<br />
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* '''liquidsun|''': I bought a hat so I can be an asshat<br />
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* '''ceren''': aempirei: it's been done so hard here that i think we're beating the spot on the ground where the dead horse rotted<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': does thermburglar steal heat?<br/>'''dr_jesus''': thermburglar does in fact steal heat<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and then does covered calls in the btu market with them<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and then returns them, sometimes in less than pristine condition<br />
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* '''hep''': i never smell ok<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': yes, i had too much sports sex and broke my junk<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think a bunch of noisebridgers should go to a strip club with laptops<br/>'''dr_jesus''': some friends and I actually tried that once in vegas for defcon<br/>'''dr_jesus''': then we tried it back here in the bay area to see if they'd kick us out here too and the answer is yes, immediately<br />
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* '''qDot_''': Well, you wallpaper your walls with vag, something's going to get peed on.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Enjoy the hell that you've helped to create!<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': GOOD MORNING<br/>'''jynn-''': WHAT JUST HAPPENED<br />'''jynn-''': OH GOD<br />
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*'''aestetix''': dude where's my ops<br/>'''aestetix''': give me status or give me death<br />
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*'''VonGuard''': As a result, I know exactly who is trolling when.<br />
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*'''setient''': i just realized how awesome it is to have your own office <br>'''miah''': put your pants back on<br />
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* '''rubin110[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Party_Form&oldid=10426 :]''' Please fill out and submit this form to the party comity and directory in order to run your party.<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Atala: even better, how about a illustration of Jacque de Molay's execution?<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': .sql select count(*) from dongs where url like 'http://cache.boston.com%'<br/>'''noisesql''': wiretapped: 0<br/>'''wiretapped''': dr_jesus: see that? I didn't get a () from my delete!<br/>'''noisesql''': I<br/>'''wiretapped''': o_O<br/>'''noisesql''': I hunger for flesh<br/>'''wiretapped''': uh oh<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''' ran a mile once<br/>'''dr_jesus''': these days I just build sand castles instead and wait for some tough guy to kick them over, then I chessbox him<br />
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* '''miah''': i think im a level 2 emoquiter<br />
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* '''alxndr''': damn, I hope I don't bust up giggling next time someone unzips my fly because I'm thinking "HULL BREACH!! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! AAAOOOOOOGAAH"<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think I now have professional java experience<br/>'''aestetix''': and I hate the langugage even more<br/>'''vorstyles''': barista?<br/>'''Epsas''': single short amaerican plz<br/>'''vorstyles''': is that a coffee order, or are you on okcupid?<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': so, how do you dispose of a body?<br/>'''vorstyles''': puppycock: i'd suggest dropping the body at noisebridge hq with a tag saying "for parts"<br/>'''vorstyles''': it'll get used in various projects<br />
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* ''' aestetix''': I just finished jerking off to the last page of anne frank's diary<br />
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* '''Destri''': there is sometimes a fine line between "protesting" and "terrorist action"<br/>'''ani-''': there's sometimes a fine line between your mom and terrorist action<br />
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* '''vorstyles''': i hate this economy<br/>'''vorstyles''': gives people too much freetime for protests<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': Maddox was right<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': what are you interested in? bestiality, s&m?<br />'''lemonkey''': maybe<br />'''alienvenom''': daipers?<br />'''alienvenom''': you an ABDL?<br />'''lemonkey''': sploshing<br />'''alienvenom''': watersports?<br />'''alienvenom''': fisting?<br />'''lemonkey''': i enjoy feeling creamed corn between my buttcheeks<br />'''alienvenom''': O_o<br />'''lemonkey''': as if i shat myself<br />
* '''thermburglar''': i have a math penis, does that count<br/>'''thermburglar''': its uncut, so as to function as a slide rule as well<br />
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* '''miah''': or maybe i'm misisng the humor again<br/>'''miah''': maybe we should implement a humor tag into irc<br/>'''miah''': or write a bot that detects humor to alert us<br />
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* '''ani''': i totally want some httpspanties<br/>'''vorstyles''': panties with a .htaccess<br/>'''lemonkey''': you know it's only a matter of time before our underware starts tweeting<br />
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* '''Kelly''': I'm trying to make a point of relating to non-geeks as if they too were human.<br />
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* '''Jim''': I like being senile, it's like being drunk without the hangover.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': http://twitpic.com/153mju <br/>'''lemonkey''': final shuttle pin<br/>'''JSharp''': nearly 30 years is a very long time for a program like that :)<br/>'''JSharp''': not a bad design<br/>'''JSharp''': heh, the pin I mean<br />
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* '''turkshead''': Dr. J has offered to quantify my gizmo with his phone.<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': i suspect that the people who work at muni do not, in fact, have a brain.<br/>'''solidsnack''': alienvenom: But do they have a heart?<br/>'''solidsnack''': I think I'm most like the cowardly lion.<br />
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* '''miah''': vagina dentata should be standard equipment for female soldiers<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I seriously think phone booths need to start popping up all over america<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I'm just happy that I wrote a robot squad that helps teach people programming languages, the details are kind of a minor point for me<br />'''DrShiny''': dr_jesus: that's so... so... SELFLESS of you<br/>'''DrShiny''': "I'm just glad to do my bit to make the world a better place"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': awesome buy me a hookers and blow<br/>'''DrShiny''': "<self-deprecating moue>"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': sandwich<br />
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* '''aestetix''': FUCK<br />'''aestetix''': MUST FEED CHOCOLATE ADDICTION<br />'''aestetix''': BRB PEANUT BUTTER TWIX OR BUST<br />
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* '''Destri''': new levels of bachelor-hood. Left coat in car, coat has my my titanium spork, need spork to stir my instant coffee<br />
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* '''zedd''': Come on, Zedd for ED, he gets things up<br />'''ani''': ani for ed, she puts things down<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': aestetix: it turns out that for most intents and purposes, the internet *is* a big truck<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': wait, say all that again, i spilled soup on my keyboard so i couldn't hear you<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': when a child dies and has NOT been daemonized (into a completely new process group), the child zombifies because the kernel needs to keep the child data structures around in case the parent wants to look at them to figure out why the child died <br/>'''dr_jesus''': ONLY WHEN the parent process calls wait() or a similar routine to extract that information does the kernel clean up the child data structures, since now the parent has them and can start poring over them to figure out what happened and what to do about it<br/>''' dr_jesus''': now the parent might not want to sit around all day waiting for its kids to die, so the kernel sends SIGCHLD to the parent so whatever the parent is doing can be interrupted and it can call wait() at that point to figure out 1) who died, and 2) what caused it<br/>'''dr_jesus''': so basically SIGCHLD is child protection services and the kids are suicidal<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and a zombie process is a foster kid with a big tattoo on its forehead saying EXIT CODE = 0xwhatever and cps keeps it around waiting for the deadbeat parent to show up and get the exit code<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': yes, they would in theory be able to measure the capacitance of a penis<br />
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* '''rachel-''': no, when i'm 91, i'm gonna stick wine bottles up my ass<br />
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* '''TheScott''': we are having a wi party at VonGuards house because his wife went to Disney land<br/>'''TheScott''': apparently he can't fulfill her fantasy life or requirements<br />
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* '''ryan-c''': oh, hey. I've been looking for that penis bouquet pic for a while<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I did some work in saltmines in Utah. They were rather unpleasant, but not horrible.<br />
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* '''epsas''': i miss shitting in the woods<br/>'''epsas''': in my bear costume<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': bwahhaha <br/>'''dr_jesus''': oracle backwards is el caro <br/>'''dr_jesus''': [http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A] <br/>'''epsas''': does that mean something? <br/>'''epsas''': ahh - hehe <br/>'''dr_jesus''': "the expensive"<br />
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* '''epsas''': you have to fellate the chicken<br />
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* '''epsas''': we need a fighterjetbot<br/>'''epsas''': i like looking at fighter jets <br/>'''epsas''': they are, like, flying dongs with guns<br />
* '''Evil-Bill''': noisecloud: find Sarah Connor<br/>'''noisecloud''': Evil-Bill: I don't understand 'find Sarah Connor'.<br/>'''Evil-Bill''': Well that's a relief.<br />
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* '''miah''': how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': shut up for a second, I'm committing a sin against mankind<br />
* '''rachel-''': it's a hard time to be a terrorist<br />
* '''DrSyzygy:''': "While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. <br/>'''magpie-:''' i have a 3.8 GPA. what?<br />
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* '''Evil_Bill''': C has no objects (only zuul).<br />
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* '''ani''': you do realise the wheels made it rollable right?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noiseelisp: eval (message user-login-name)<br/> '''noiseelisp''': dr_jesus: root<br/> '''dr_jesus''': god fucking dammit not again<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradox<br/> '''grelli''': you... you're not supposed to know about that<br/> '''grelli''': are you after our beaver technology??<br />
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*'''radii''': I'm stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?<br />
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* '''rachel-''': oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCH<br/>'''aestetix''': rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happen<br/>'''aestetix''': Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them<br />
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*'''incekt''': all i know is it's 40 ms away<br/>'''incekt''': as the crow flies<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': noisec: eval printf("%i", getuid());<br/>'''noisec''': dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''': fuck<br />
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* '''rachel''': the dong link list is not very long as yet<br />
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* '''epsas''': IF YOU MISSED THE PUNCHLINE, WILLIE NELSON WAS GIVING DOLLY PARTON ORAL PLEASURE<br />
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* '''dr_jesus_''': rm has [http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/coreutils.git/tree/src/remove.c?id=v8.1#n504 a hardcoded check] to prevent removing /<br/>'''alienvenom''': no it doesn't<br/>'''dr_jesus_''': sure it does, try it<br/>'''alienvenom''': the -rf overrides it<br/>'''alienvenom''': i've done it before<br />
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* '''Sargun''': I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs<br />
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* '''aestetix''': maybe a goatee sniffing context too?<br />
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* '''ani-:''' rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen<br />
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* '''voronika''': at that point, you've missed the bitching bus<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': man i wish i was uncut.<br />'''alienvenom''': just saying :-P<br />'''alienvenom''': sorry<br />'''alienvenom''': lol<br />'''ieatlint''': we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin<br />
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* '''rachel''': eljepe: i see your point and raise you SHUT UP<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Can someone explain to me in one sentence what "agile programming" is?<br />'''oao''': it's like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.<br />
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* '''zedd''': can't breathe lulzing too hard<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Atala: how big is your vagina?<br />
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* '''aestetix''': So, somewhere near the top of the list of people "You don't want to piss off (&trade;)"<br/ >'''aestetix''': Up there with Hitler's ghost and Your mom<br/ >'''aestetix''': I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridge<br/ >'''aestetix''': They're pretty badass<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': btw I'm still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can't read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor<br />
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* '''Crutcher''': Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.<br />
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* >> '''Valkyrie`''' points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. <br/> '''VonGuard:''' so what the hell coudl you even use em for? <br/> '''wiretapped:''' we're using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now<br />
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* '''Anonymous''': I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemite<br/>'''ieatlint''': not as beautiful<br/>'''Martyn''': it was equally as beautiful<br/>'''ieatlint''': don't let the environmentalists fool you<br />
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* '''rigel''': so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecated<br/>'''rigel''': what should i be using instead?<br/>'''miah''': postgresql<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Well, dongs are a dime a dozen.<br/>'''Valkyrie''': Space is rare.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block<br />
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* '''JSharp''': all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.<br />
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* '''Rubin''': OK, I can't tell which one is rum, I'm done for the night.<br />
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*'''turkshead''': guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green.<br/>'''turkshead''': everybody likes green, right?<br/>'''shkoo''': the consensus process must be blue.<br />
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* '''Kripto''': I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs. (revenge!) <br/>'''ieatlint''': Martyn, ouch... i'm going to take that personally <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. <br/>'''ieatlint''': fine fine <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : I'm sure the sentiment is returned :) <br/>'''ieatlint''': but you don't need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough. If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)<br />
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* '''aestetix''': fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww<br />
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* '''froggytoad:''' so... thing is, he has a thing for bears...<br/> '''Atala:''' i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.<br />
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* '''JSharp''': Clippy: "I see you're trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?"<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': at the moment he's so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV's worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady<br />
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*'''Zedd''': Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?<br />
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* '''ioerror''': 99% of the police make the rest look bad<br />
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* '''eljepe''': ie your pipes are full of rats<br/ > '''eljepe''': your walls are full of cats<br/ > '''eljepe''': and there is a homeless man living in your elevator<br/ > '''chu''': If he's living in the elevator is he really homeless?<br />
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* '''ani-''': hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records<br/ >>> '''ani-''' submits<br/ >>> '''Evil-Bill''' dominates<br />
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* '''noisercode''': ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': ow<br/ >'''dr_jesus''': some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuries<br/ >'''MrDomino''': yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester's off to a bang...<br/ >>> '''ani-''' slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout<br/ >>> '''MrDomino''' masturbates furiously to his pun<br />
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* '''Emflamed''': guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!<br />
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* '''[[User:rachel|rachel-]]''': and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer<br />
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* '''teratoma''': perhaps noisebridge can hack BART to run without employees<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noisecode: eval os.geteuid()<br/>'''noisecode''' dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''' fuck<br />
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* >> '''SanMehat''' blew a transformer<br/ >'''iz''': did he at least buy you dinner first?<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done...<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: you're single right now, yes?<br/ >'''ieatlint''': Atala, yes.<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: now's the time! if that thing isn't going to get some use, might as well bling it out. <br />
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* '''ceren''': ps: do not feed your pierced penis to a baby.<br />
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* >> '''ani-''' puts on pants<br/>'''rachel-''': ani-: nooooooooooooo<br />
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* '''Atala''': yeah, what's been up with the pacific northwest hitting bbq temperatures?<br />'''lemonkey''': god's wrath for Microsoft bing<br />
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* '''rubin110''': So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding.<br />'''rubin110''': His ass looked sooo good.<br />'''rubin110''': You didn't hear this from me.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK.<br/> '''rubin110''': ER ALL OF<br/>'''VonGuard''': [21:18] <rubin110> IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': Wait.<br />'''rubin110''': Why don't we have the makerbot just print us a new space?<br />
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* '''ani'''-: [http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com/ http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com]<br/ >'''zaius''': hot! i'd wear that<br/ >'''zaius''': ... if i was a girl, i mean<br />
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* There was a [[David Fine]] bonanza - which got its own page.<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water. I haven't tried it yet.<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation<br />
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* '''VonGuard:''' oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard<br />
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*'''Atala''': were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?<br />
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*'''lemonkey''': mm jerk chicken quesadillas<br/ >'''iz''': they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions<br />
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* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck's Neutron Absorbent Cock.<br />
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* '''Nana''': Rat poison is never the solution.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': stop, drop, and rofl<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': "welcome to apple, here's your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin"<br />
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* '''Atala''': ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn't count ;P<br/>'''ieatlint''': Atala, it wasn't for crack<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge<br />
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* '''vniow-rachel-''': i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!<br />
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* '''Atala''': i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn't eat in public, that would be annoying.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this "IP" business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.<br />
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* '''San''': "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"<br />
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* '''ryanc-''': i need more sex toys<br/>'''vniow''': me too<br />
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* '''aestetix''': vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': '/win goto #gaysf<br/>'''alienvenom''': err<br/>'''alienvenom''': wow<br/>'''alienvenom''': uh<br/>'''alienvenom''': everyone type /clear now please :)<br/>'''alienvenom''': :-\<br />
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* '''vniow''': god, i sound like a noisebridge slut<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: vniow: I don't think you're a slut<br/>'''vniow''': i've slept with ceren too, as of last night<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: ok, now I do<br />
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* '''leif''': It's not as wiki as it could be.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com<br/>'''Martyn''': You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it<br/>'''Atala''': there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE!<br/>'''Valkyrie`''': It's a little surreal.<br />
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* [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.<br />
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* '''anonymous''': Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.<br />
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* '''aestetix''' : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.<br />
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* '''Skye''': I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.<br />
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* '''Steen''': If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Quotes&diff=11804Quotes2010-06-17T23:43:22Z<p>Drwxrxrx: </p>
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* '''dongsNbongs''': we'll drink to weevs gaping rape hole<br />
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* '''solrize''': VonGuard, almost all flashlights have firmware now<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I know you're trying to be funny, but it helps if you say something that's actually humorous<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': i don't think global warming is a hoax per-say, but just fucking wrong<br />
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* '''qDot_''': Man, this is why I just stick with the butt plugs. Ya'll too up in the soap opera. I'm just gonna be over here, putting stuff in my butt.<br/>'''aestetix''': Speaking of butt plugs, it's lunch time.<br />
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* '''quinn''': given the choice between raccoon urine and VAX support, I really don't know which I'd choose.<br />
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* '''aestetix''': qDot_: did you see Wired.com today?<br />'''qDot_''': No. I was fapping so hard over the new iphone that I went temporarily blind. I'm currently the emergency room getting my penis fixed after desperately trying to stick it in the headphone jack of my 3gs so I could feel closer to steve. So, URL?<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': I republished your photos without attribution because i don't respect copyright<br />
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* '''Chris L.''': "[japanese] are vicious, vicious little fuckers"<br />
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* '''ceren''': iranian officials are arresting and interrogating people who sign up for a local gay/trans group. the sysadmins for that group aren't as fucking senior as you, and barely managed to get apache running. they confiscate the machines, and because these un-senior sysadmins didn't yet get around to learning and reducing logrotate, everyone who had the courage to even check out the website is now arrested and tortured. <br />
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* '''solidsnack''': why don't you just not have those views?<br />
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* '''hephaestus_''': screw you guys, i'm going to fry's<!-- <br/>hephaestus_ is now known as miah. --><br />
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* '''zedd''': Pft. I'm a member now, there is no should, only bitch and do not.<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': seattle always struck me as the place where san franciscans went to become irrelevant<br/ >'''hephaestus''': it's just as expensive but far more douchey<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': Gnewt: well, i just finished a presentation on DIY Dildos. I'm trying to start a church. And I'm trying to get permission to piss off a bunch of juggalos early next month. you?<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': i use the salt for luck<br>'''VonGuard''': i have a salt throwing device installed on my shoulder that throws it over my shoulder every 2 seconds<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': but the usual random dicks? not porn imho<br />
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* '''solidsnack''': I'm a roving bandaid.<br />
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* '''jon|atwerk''': VonGuard: that is where you convert morse code into oral and anal, right?<br />
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* Overheard: Facebook should have made a board game.<br />
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* '''Aya''': If coming to Noisebridge solved my problems and made me famous I wouldn't question it.<br />
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* '''Erin''': We're all NB-tards<br/>'''Al''': I just registered nbtard.com!<br/>'''rachel''': with one hand<br />
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* '''himynameisthor''': COCKS!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': OMG COCKS!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': best idea ever!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': sorry, that came out a little creepier than I had intended<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Wear four fingerpuppets: a buddhist, an objectivist, a mormon, and a scientologist<br/> '''aestetix''': And then masturbate <br/> '''aestetix''': Which puppet should get the money shot?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''' eyes atala's boobs<br/>'''Atala''': mostly i wish i could take them off. the problem with this is that then i'd have to worry about people stealing them.<br />
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* '''DrSyzygy''': Muwahahahahahaha! In an unholy union, I now am able to use MPI clusters and SQL servers with Sagemath to compute Gr&ouml;bner Bases!<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I don't have a real pc. I've gone totally virtual.<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': On the one hand, I'm happy that people are learning sql<br/>'''dr_jesus''': on the other hand, that's an awful lot of dick that I'm colocating in an anonymous secret underground swedish colo<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': there's a giant lightning bolt on my widget<br />
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* '''DrSyzygy''' takes off his pants so he can write tomorrow's lecture.<br/>'''saizai''': .... what's the lecture on exactly?<br/>'''qDot_''': That's certainly how I prepare for my lectures.<br/>'''qDot_''': But, well, I lecture about butt plugs.<br />
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* '''Nils''': if you take the goat to the edge of a cliff, it will push back harder.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': now to spruce up my blog layout<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': you're not supposed to shoot TVs<br/>'''dr_jesus''': they have lead and stuff in the glass<br/>'''voronika''': you're not supposed to do a lot of fun things<br />
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* '''alxndr''': I think I've successfully switched myself from emacs to vim. <br /> '''VonGuard''': wow <br />'''VonGuard''': that's like a sex change for nerds<br />
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* '''epsas''': Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from irc on a text console.<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': i'm just being a bitch and arguing this :P<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': nice, the producer for "survivor" is suspected in the murder of his wife<br />'''magpie''': she wasnt murdered<br />'''magpie''': just "voted off the island"<br />
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* '''flatline_hb''': The spamtron 9000 is set to "hair-trigger," do not say the same thing thrice on pain of kline<br />'''flatline_hb''': interesting<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />[~flatline_@the.inter.net] has quit [Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.))]<br />
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* '''phusion''': surprised they could dance wearing that shit.<br/>'''miah''': of course they can dance<br/>'''miah''': that is battle ready armor, storm troopers need to be able to move if they are going to fight worth a damn<br />
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* '''shogun_''': After reading the entire article, I think it's an april fools....they got me<br />
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* '''zedd''': Anyone that doesn't love comic sans is a terrorist.<br />
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* '''liquidsun|''': I bought a hat so I can be an asshat<br />
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* '''ceren''': aempirei: it's been done so hard here that i think we're beating the spot on the ground where the dead horse rotted<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': does thermburglar steal heat?<br/>'''dr_jesus''': thermburglar does in fact steal heat<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and then does covered calls in the btu market with them<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and then returns them, sometimes in less than pristine condition<br />
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* '''hep''': i never smell ok<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': yes, i had too much sports sex and broke my junk<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think a bunch of noisebridgers should go to a strip club with laptops<br/>'''dr_jesus''': some friends and I actually tried that once in vegas for defcon<br/>'''dr_jesus''': then we tried it back here in the bay area to see if they'd kick us out here too and the answer is yes, immediately<br />
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* '''qDot_''': Well, you wallpaper your walls with vag, something's going to get peed on.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Enjoy the hell that you've helped to create!<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': GOOD MORNING<br/>'''jynn-''': WHAT JUST HAPPENED<br />'''jynn-''': OH GOD<br />
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*'''aestetix''': dude where's my ops<br/>'''aestetix''': give me status or give me death<br />
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*'''VonGuard''': As a result, I know exactly who is trolling when.<br />
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*'''setient''': i just realized how awesome it is to have your own office <br>'''miah''': put your pants back on<br />
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* '''rubin110[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Party_Form&oldid=10426 :]''' Please fill out and submit this form to the party comity and directory in order to run your party.<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Atala: even better, how about a illustration of Jacque de Molay's execution?<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': .sql select count(*) from dongs where url like 'http://cache.boston.com%'<br/>'''noisesql''': wiretapped: 0<br/>'''wiretapped''': dr_jesus: see that? I didn't get a () from my delete!<br/>'''noisesql''': I<br/>'''wiretapped''': o_O<br/>'''noisesql''': I hunger for flesh<br/>'''wiretapped''': uh oh<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''' ran a mile once<br/>'''dr_jesus''': these days I just build sand castles instead and wait for some tough guy to kick them over, then I chessbox him<br />
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* '''miah''': i think im a level 2 emoquiter<br />
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* '''alxndr''': damn, I hope I don't bust up giggling next time someone unzips my fly because I'm thinking "HULL BREACH!! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! AAAOOOOOOGAAH"<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think I now have professional java experience<br/>'''aestetix''': and I hate the langugage even more<br/>'''vorstyles''': barista?<br/>'''Epsas''': single short amaerican plz<br/>'''vorstyles''': is that a coffee order, or are you on okcupid?<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': so, how do you dispose of a body?<br/>'''vorstyles''': puppycock: i'd suggest dropping the body at noisebridge hq with a tag saying "for parts"<br/>'''vorstyles''': it'll get used in various projects<br />
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* ''' aestetix''': I just finished jerking off to the last page of anne frank's diary<br />
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* '''Destri''': there is sometimes a fine line between "protesting" and "terrorist action"<br/>'''ani-''': there's sometimes a fine line between your mom and terrorist action<br />
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* '''vorstyles''': i hate this economy<br/>'''vorstyles''': gives people too much freetime for protests<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': Maddox was right<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': what are you interested in? bestiality, s&m?<br />'''lemonkey''': maybe<br />'''alienvenom''': daipers?<br />'''alienvenom''': you an ABDL?<br />'''lemonkey''': sploshing<br />'''alienvenom''': watersports?<br />'''alienvenom''': fisting?<br />'''lemonkey''': i enjoy feeling creamed corn between my buttcheeks<br />'''alienvenom''': O_o<br />'''lemonkey''': as if i shat myself<br />
* '''thermburglar''': i have a math penis, does that count<br/>'''thermburglar''': its uncut, so as to function as a slide rule as well<br />
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* '''miah''': or maybe i'm misisng the humor again<br/>'''miah''': maybe we should implement a humor tag into irc<br/>'''miah''': or write a bot that detects humor to alert us<br />
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* '''ani''': i totally want some httpspanties<br/>'''vorstyles''': panties with a .htaccess<br/>'''lemonkey''': you know it's only a matter of time before our underware starts tweeting<br />
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* '''Kelly''': I'm trying to make a point of relating to non-geeks as if they too were human.<br />
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* '''Jim''': I like being senile, it's like being drunk without the hangover.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': http://twitpic.com/153mju <br/>'''lemonkey''': final shuttle pin<br/>'''JSharp''': nearly 30 years is a very long time for a program like that :)<br/>'''JSharp''': not a bad design<br/>'''JSharp''': heh, the pin I mean<br />
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* '''turkshead''': Dr. J has offered to quantify my gizmo with his phone.<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': i suspect that the people who work at muni do not, in fact, have a brain.<br/>'''solidsnack''': alienvenom: But do they have a heart?<br/>'''solidsnack''': I think I'm most like the cowardly lion.<br />
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* '''miah''': vagina dentata should be standard equipment for female soldiers<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I seriously think phone booths need to start popping up all over america<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I'm just happy that I wrote a robot squad that helps teach people programming languages, the details are kind of a minor point for me<br />'''DrShiny''': dr_jesus: that's so... so... SELFLESS of you<br/>'''DrShiny''': "I'm just glad to do my bit to make the world a better place"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': awesome buy me a hookers and blow<br/>'''DrShiny''': "<self-deprecating moue>"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': sandwich<br />
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* '''aestetix''': FUCK<br />'''aestetix''': MUST FEED CHOCOLATE ADDICTION<br />'''aestetix''': BRB PEANUT BUTTER TWIX OR BUST<br />
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* '''Destri''': new levels of bachelor-hood. Left coat in car, coat has my my titanium spork, need spork to stir my instant coffee<br />
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* '''zedd''': Come on, Zedd for ED, he gets things up<br />'''ani''': ani for ed, she puts things down<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': aestetix: it turns out that for most intents and purposes, the internet *is* a big truck<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': wait, say all that again, i spilled soup on my keyboard so i couldn't hear you<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': when a child dies and has NOT been daemonized (into a completely new process group), the child zombifies because the kernel needs to keep the child data structures around in case the parent wants to look at them to figure out why the child died <br/>'''dr_jesus''': ONLY WHEN the parent process calls wait() or a similar routine to extract that information does the kernel clean up the child data structures, since now the parent has them and can start poring over them to figure out what happened and what to do about it<br/>''' dr_jesus''': now the parent might not want to sit around all day waiting for its kids to die, so the kernel sends SIGCHLD to the parent so whatever the parent is doing can be interrupted and it can call wait() at that point to figure out 1) who died, and 2) what caused it<br/>'''dr_jesus''': so basically SIGCHLD is child protection services and the kids are suicidal<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and a zombie process is a foster kid with a big tattoo on its forehead saying EXIT CODE = 0xwhatever and cps keeps it around waiting for the deadbeat parent to show up and get the exit code<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': yes, they would in theory be able to measure the capacitance of a penis<br />
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* '''rachel-''': no, when i'm 91, i'm gonna stick wine bottles up my ass<br />
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* '''TheScott''': we are having a wi party at VonGuards house because his wife went to Disney land<br/>'''TheScott''': apparently he can't fulfill her fantasy life or requirements<br />
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* '''ryan-c''': oh, hey. I've been looking for that penis bouquet pic for a while<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I did some work in saltmines in Utah. They were rather unpleasant, but not horrible.<br />
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* '''epsas''': i miss shitting in the woods<br/>'''epsas''': in my bear costume<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': bwahhaha <br/>'''dr_jesus''': oracle backwards is el caro <br/>'''dr_jesus''': [http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A] <br/>'''epsas''': does that mean something? <br/>'''epsas''': ahh - hehe <br/>'''dr_jesus''': "the expensive"<br />
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* '''epsas''': you have to fellate the chicken<br />
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* '''epsas''': we need a fighterjetbot<br/>'''epsas''': i like looking at fighter jets <br/>'''epsas''': they are, like, flying dongs with guns<br />
* '''Evil-Bill''': noisecloud: find Sarah Connor<br/>'''noisecloud''': Evil-Bill: I don't understand 'find Sarah Connor'.<br/>'''Evil-Bill''': Well that's a relief.<br />
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* '''miah''': how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': shut up for a second, I'm committing a sin against mankind<br />
* '''rachel-''': it's a hard time to be a terrorist<br />
* '''DrSyzygy:''': "While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. <br/>'''magpie-:''' i have a 3.8 GPA. what?<br />
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* '''Evil_Bill''': C has no objects (only zuul).<br />
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* '''ani''': you do realise the wheels made it rollable right?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noiseelisp: eval (message user-login-name)<br/> '''noiseelisp''': dr_jesus: root<br/> '''dr_jesus''': god fucking dammit not again<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradox<br/> '''grelli''': you... you're not supposed to know about that<br/> '''grelli''': are you after our beaver technology??<br />
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*'''radii''': I'm stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?<br />
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* '''rachel-''': oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCH<br/>'''aestetix''': rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happen<br/>'''aestetix''': Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them<br />
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*'''incekt''': all i know is it's 40 ms away<br/>'''incekt''': as the crow flies<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': noisec: eval printf("%i", getuid());<br/>'''noisec''': dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''': fuck<br />
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* '''rachel''': the dong link list is not very long as yet<br />
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* '''epsas''': IF YOU MISSED THE PUNCHLINE, WILLIE NELSON WAS GIVING DOLLY PARTON ORAL PLEASURE<br />
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* '''dr_jesus_''': rm has [http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/coreutils.git/tree/src/remove.c?id=v8.1#n504 a hardcoded check] to prevent removing /<br/>'''alienvenom''': no it doesn't<br/>'''dr_jesus_''': sure it does, try it<br/>'''alienvenom''': the -rf overrides it<br/>'''alienvenom''': i've done it before<br />
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* '''Sargun''': I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs<br />
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* '''aestetix''': maybe a goatee sniffing context too?<br />
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* '''ani-:''' rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen<br />
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* '''voronika''': at that point, you've missed the bitching bus<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': man i wish i was uncut.<br />'''alienvenom''': just saying :-P<br />'''alienvenom''': sorry<br />'''alienvenom''': lol<br />'''ieatlint''': we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin<br />
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* '''rachel''': eljepe: i see your point and raise you SHUT UP<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Can someone explain to me in one sentence what "agile programming" is?<br />'''oao''': it's like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.<br />
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* '''zedd''': can't breathe lulzing too hard<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Atala: how big is your vagina?<br />
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* '''aestetix''': So, somewhere near the top of the list of people "You don't want to piss off (&trade;)"<br/ >'''aestetix''': Up there with Hitler's ghost and Your mom<br/ >'''aestetix''': I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridge<br/ >'''aestetix''': They're pretty badass<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': btw I'm still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can't read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor<br />
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* '''Crutcher''': Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.<br />
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* >> '''Valkyrie`''' points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. <br/> '''VonGuard:''' so what the hell coudl you even use em for? <br/> '''wiretapped:''' we're using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now<br />
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* '''Anonymous''': I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemite<br/>'''ieatlint''': not as beautiful<br/>'''Martyn''': it was equally as beautiful<br/>'''ieatlint''': don't let the environmentalists fool you<br />
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* '''rigel''': so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecated<br/>'''rigel''': what should i be using instead?<br/>'''miah''': postgresql<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Well, dongs are a dime a dozen.<br/>'''Valkyrie''': Space is rare.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block<br />
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* '''JSharp''': all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.<br />
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* '''Rubin''': OK, I can't tell which one is rum, I'm done for the night.<br />
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*'''turkshead''': guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green.<br/>'''turkshead''': everybody likes green, right?<br/>'''shkoo''': the consensus process must be blue.<br />
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* '''Kripto''': I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs. (revenge!) <br/>'''ieatlint''': Martyn, ouch... i'm going to take that personally <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. <br/>'''ieatlint''': fine fine <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : I'm sure the sentiment is returned :) <br/>'''ieatlint''': but you don't need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough. If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)<br />
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* '''aestetix''': fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww<br />
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* '''froggytoad:''' so... thing is, he has a thing for bears...<br/> '''Atala:''' i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.<br />
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* '''JSharp''': Clippy: "I see you're trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?"<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': at the moment he's so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV's worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady<br />
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*'''Zedd''': Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?<br />
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* '''ioerror''': 99% of the police make the rest look bad<br />
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* '''eljepe''': ie your pipes are full of rats<br/ > '''eljepe''': your walls are full of cats<br/ > '''eljepe''': and there is a homeless man living in your elevator<br/ > '''chu''': If he's living in the elevator is he really homeless?<br />
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* '''ani-''': hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records<br/ >>> '''ani-''' submits<br/ >>> '''Evil-Bill''' dominates<br />
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* '''noisercode''': ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': ow<br/ >'''dr_jesus''': some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuries<br/ >'''MrDomino''': yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester's off to a bang...<br/ >>> '''ani-''' slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout<br/ >>> '''MrDomino''' masturbates furiously to his pun<br />
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* '''Emflamed''': guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!<br />
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* '''[[User:rachel|rachel-]]''': and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer<br />
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* '''teratoma''': perhaps noisebridge can hack BART to run without employees<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noisecode: eval os.geteuid()<br/>'''noisecode''' dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''' fuck<br />
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* >> '''SanMehat''' blew a transformer<br/ >'''iz''': did he at least buy you dinner first?<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done...<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: you're single right now, yes?<br/ >'''ieatlint''': Atala, yes.<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: now's the time! if that thing isn't going to get some use, might as well bling it out. <br />
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* '''ceren''': ps: do not feed your pierced penis to a baby.<br />
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* >> '''ani-''' puts on pants<br/>'''rachel-''': ani-: nooooooooooooo<br />
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* '''Atala''': yeah, what's been up with the pacific northwest hitting bbq temperatures?<br />'''lemonkey''': god's wrath for Microsoft bing<br />
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* '''rubin110''': So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding.<br />'''rubin110''': His ass looked sooo good.<br />'''rubin110''': You didn't hear this from me.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK.<br/> '''rubin110''': ER ALL OF<br/>'''VonGuard''': [21:18] <rubin110> IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': Wait.<br />'''rubin110''': Why don't we have the makerbot just print us a new space?<br />
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* '''ani'''-: [http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com/ http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com]<br/ >'''zaius''': hot! i'd wear that<br/ >'''zaius''': ... if i was a girl, i mean<br />
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* There was a [[David Fine]] bonanza - which got its own page.<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water. I haven't tried it yet.<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation<br />
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* '''VonGuard:''' oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard<br />
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*'''Atala''': were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?<br />
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*'''lemonkey''': mm jerk chicken quesadillas<br/ >'''iz''': they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions<br />
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* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck's Neutron Absorbent Cock.<br />
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* '''Nana''': Rat poison is never the solution.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': stop, drop, and rofl<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': "welcome to apple, here's your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin"<br />
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* '''Atala''': ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn't count ;P<br/>'''ieatlint''': Atala, it wasn't for crack<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge<br />
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* '''vniow-rachel-''': i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!<br />
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* '''Atala''': i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn't eat in public, that would be annoying.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this "IP" business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.<br />
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* '''San''': "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"<br />
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* '''ryanc-''': i need more sex toys<br/>'''vniow''': me too<br />
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* '''aestetix''': vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': '/win goto #gaysf<br/>'''alienvenom''': err<br/>'''alienvenom''': wow<br/>'''alienvenom''': uh<br/>'''alienvenom''': everyone type /clear now please :)<br/>'''alienvenom''': :-\<br />
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* '''vniow''': god, i sound like a noisebridge slut<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: vniow: I don't think you're a slut<br/>'''vniow''': i've slept with ceren too, as of last night<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: ok, now I do<br />
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* '''leif''': It's not as wiki as it could be.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com<br/>'''Martyn''': You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it<br/>'''Atala''': there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE!<br/>'''Valkyrie`''': It's a little surreal.<br />
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* [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.<br />
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* '''anonymous''': Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.<br />
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* '''aestetix''' : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.<br />
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* '''Skye''': I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.<br />
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* '''Steen''': If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Quotes&diff=11662Quotes2010-06-07T23:57:37Z<p>Drwxrxrx: lul</p>
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* '''qDot_''': Man, this is why I just stick with the butt plugs. Ya'll too up in the soap opera. I'm just gonna be over here, putting stuff in my butt.<br/>'''aestetix''': Speaking of butt plugs, it's lunch time.<br />
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* '''quinn''': given the choice between raccoon urine and VAX support, I really don't know which I'd choose.<br />
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* '''aestetix''': qDot_: did you see Wired.com today?<br />'''qDot_''': No. I was fapping so hard over the new iphone that I went temporarily blind. I'm currently the emergency room getting my penis fixed after desperately trying to stick it in the headphone jack of my 3gs so I could feel closer to steve. So, URL?<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': I republished your photos without attribution because i don't respect copyright<br />
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* '''Chris L.''': "[japanese] are vicious, vicious little fuckers"<br />
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* '''ceren''': iranian officials are arresting and interrogating people who sign up for a local gay/trans group. the sysadmins for that group aren't as fucking senior as you, and barely managed to get apache running. they confiscate the machines, and because these un-senior sysadmins didn't yet get around to learning and reducing logrotate, everyone who had the courage to even check out the website is now arrested and tortured. <br />
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* '''solidsnack''': why don't you just not have those views?<br />
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* '''hephaestus_''': screw you guys, i'm going to fry's<!-- <br/>hephaestus_ is now known as miah. --><br />
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* '''zedd''': Pft. I'm a member now, there is no should, only bitch and do not.<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': seattle always struck me as the place where san franciscans went to become irrelevant<br/ >'''hephaestus''': it's just as expensive but far more douchey<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': Gnewt: well, i just finished a presentation on DIY Dildos. I'm trying to start a church. And I'm trying to get permission to piss off a bunch of juggalos early next month. you?<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': i use the salt for luck<br>'''VonGuard''': i have a salt throwing device installed on my shoulder that throws it over my shoulder every 2 seconds<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': but the usual random dicks? not porn imho<br />
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* '''solidsnack''': I'm a roving bandaid.<br />
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* '''jon|atwerk''': VonGuard: that is where you convert morse code into oral and anal, right?<br />
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* Overheard: Facebook should have made a board game.<br />
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* '''Aya''': If coming to Noisebridge solved my problems and made me famous I wouldn't question it.<br />
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* '''Erin''': We're all NB-tards<br/>'''Al''': I just registered nbtard.com!<br/>'''rachel''': with one hand<br />
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* '''himynameisthor''': COCKS!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': OMG COCKS!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': best idea ever!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': sorry, that came out a little creepier than I had intended<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Wear four fingerpuppets: a buddhist, an objectivist, a mormon, and a scientologist<br/> '''aestetix''': And then masturbate <br/> '''aestetix''': Which puppet should get the money shot?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''' eyes atala's boobs<br/>'''Atala''': mostly i wish i could take them off. the problem with this is that then i'd have to worry about people stealing them.<br />
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* '''DrSyzygy''': Muwahahahahahaha! In an unholy union, I now am able to use MPI clusters and SQL servers with Sagemath to compute Gr&ouml;bner Bases!<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I don't have a real pc. I've gone totally virtual.<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': On the one hand, I'm happy that people are learning sql<br/>'''dr_jesus''': on the other hand, that's an awful lot of dick that I'm colocating in an anonymous secret underground swedish colo<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': there's a giant lightning bolt on my widget<br />
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* '''DrSyzygy''' takes off his pants so he can write tomorrow's lecture.<br/>'''saizai''': .... what's the lecture on exactly?<br/>'''qDot_''': That's certainly how I prepare for my lectures.<br/>'''qDot_''': But, well, I lecture about butt plugs.<br />
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* '''Nils''': if you take the goat to the edge of a cliff, it will push back harder.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': now to spruce up my blog layout<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': you're not supposed to shoot TVs<br/>'''dr_jesus''': they have lead and stuff in the glass<br/>'''voronika''': you're not supposed to do a lot of fun things<br />
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* '''alxndr''': I think I've successfully switched myself from emacs to vim. <br /> '''VonGuard''': wow <br />'''VonGuard''': that's like a sex change for nerds<br />
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* '''epsas''': Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from irc on a text console.<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': i'm just being a bitch and arguing this :P<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': nice, the producer for "survivor" is suspected in the murder of his wife<br />'''magpie''': she wasnt murdered<br />'''magpie''': just "voted off the island"<br />
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* '''flatline_hb''': The spamtron 9000 is set to "hair-trigger," do not say the same thing thrice on pain of kline<br />'''flatline_hb''': interesting<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />[~flatline_@the.inter.net] has quit [Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.))]<br />
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* '''phusion''': surprised they could dance wearing that shit.<br/>'''miah''': of course they can dance<br/>'''miah''': that is battle ready armor, storm troopers need to be able to move if they are going to fight worth a damn<br />
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* '''shogun_''': After reading the entire article, I think it's an april fools....they got me<br />
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* '''zedd''': Anyone that doesn't love comic sans is a terrorist.<br />
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* '''liquidsun|''': I bought a hat so I can be an asshat<br />
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* '''ceren''': aempirei: it's been done so hard here that i think we're beating the spot on the ground where the dead horse rotted<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': does thermburglar steal heat?<br/>'''dr_jesus''': thermburglar does in fact steal heat<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and then does covered calls in the btu market with them<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and then returns them, sometimes in less than pristine condition<br />
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* '''hep''': i never smell ok<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': yes, i had too much sports sex and broke my junk<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think a bunch of noisebridgers should go to a strip club with laptops<br/>'''dr_jesus''': some friends and I actually tried that once in vegas for defcon<br/>'''dr_jesus''': then we tried it back here in the bay area to see if they'd kick us out here too and the answer is yes, immediately<br />
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* '''qDot_''': Well, you wallpaper your walls with vag, something's going to get peed on.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Enjoy the hell that you've helped to create!<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': GOOD MORNING<br/>'''jynn-''': WHAT JUST HAPPENED<br />'''jynn-''': OH GOD<br />
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*'''aestetix''': dude where's my ops<br/>'''aestetix''': give me status or give me death<br />
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*'''VonGuard''': As a result, I know exactly who is trolling when.<br />
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*'''setient''': i just realized how awesome it is to have your own office <br>'''miah''': put your pants back on<br />
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* '''rubin110[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Party_Form&oldid=10426 :]''' Please fill out and submit this form to the party comity and directory in order to run your party.<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Atala: even better, how about a illustration of Jacque de Molay's execution?<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': .sql select count(*) from dongs where url like 'http://cache.boston.com%'<br/>'''noisesql''': wiretapped: 0<br/>'''wiretapped''': dr_jesus: see that? I didn't get a () from my delete!<br/>'''noisesql''': I<br/>'''wiretapped''': o_O<br/>'''noisesql''': I hunger for flesh<br/>'''wiretapped''': uh oh<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''' ran a mile once<br/>'''dr_jesus''': these days I just build sand castles instead and wait for some tough guy to kick them over, then I chessbox him<br />
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* '''miah''': i think im a level 2 emoquiter<br />
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* '''alxndr''': damn, I hope I don't bust up giggling next time someone unzips my fly because I'm thinking "HULL BREACH!! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! AAAOOOOOOGAAH"<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think I now have professional java experience<br/>'''aestetix''': and I hate the langugage even more<br/>'''vorstyles''': barista?<br/>'''Epsas''': single short amaerican plz<br/>'''vorstyles''': is that a coffee order, or are you on okcupid?<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': so, how do you dispose of a body?<br/>'''vorstyles''': puppycock: i'd suggest dropping the body at noisebridge hq with a tag saying "for parts"<br/>'''vorstyles''': it'll get used in various projects<br />
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* ''' aestetix''': I just finished jerking off to the last page of anne frank's diary<br />
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* '''Destri''': there is sometimes a fine line between "protesting" and "terrorist action"<br/>'''ani-''': there's sometimes a fine line between your mom and terrorist action<br />
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* '''vorstyles''': i hate this economy<br/>'''vorstyles''': gives people too much freetime for protests<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': Maddox was right<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': what are you interested in? bestiality, s&m?<br />'''lemonkey''': maybe<br />'''alienvenom''': daipers?<br />'''alienvenom''': you an ABDL?<br />'''lemonkey''': sploshing<br />'''alienvenom''': watersports?<br />'''alienvenom''': fisting?<br />'''lemonkey''': i enjoy feeling creamed corn between my buttcheeks<br />'''alienvenom''': O_o<br />'''lemonkey''': as if i shat myself<br />
* '''thermburglar''': i have a math penis, does that count<br/>'''thermburglar''': its uncut, so as to function as a slide rule as well<br />
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* '''miah''': or maybe i'm misisng the humor again<br/>'''miah''': maybe we should implement a humor tag into irc<br/>'''miah''': or write a bot that detects humor to alert us<br />
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* '''ani''': i totally want some httpspanties<br/>'''vorstyles''': panties with a .htaccess<br/>'''lemonkey''': you know it's only a matter of time before our underware starts tweeting<br />
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* '''Kelly''': I'm trying to make a point of relating to non-geeks as if they too were human.<br />
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* '''Jim''': I like being senile, it's like being drunk without the hangover.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': http://twitpic.com/153mju <br/>'''lemonkey''': final shuttle pin<br/>'''JSharp''': nearly 30 years is a very long time for a program like that :)<br/>'''JSharp''': not a bad design<br/>'''JSharp''': heh, the pin I mean<br />
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* '''turkshead''': Dr. J has offered to quantify my gizmo with his phone.<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': i suspect that the people who work at muni do not, in fact, have a brain.<br/>'''solidsnack''': alienvenom: But do they have a heart?<br/>'''solidsnack''': I think I'm most like the cowardly lion.<br />
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* '''miah''': vagina dentata should be standard equipment for female soldiers<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I seriously think phone booths need to start popping up all over america<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I'm just happy that I wrote a robot squad that helps teach people programming languages, the details are kind of a minor point for me<br />'''DrShiny''': dr_jesus: that's so... so... SELFLESS of you<br/>'''DrShiny''': "I'm just glad to do my bit to make the world a better place"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': awesome buy me a hookers and blow<br/>'''DrShiny''': "<self-deprecating moue>"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': sandwich<br />
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* '''aestetix''': FUCK<br />'''aestetix''': MUST FEED CHOCOLATE ADDICTION<br />'''aestetix''': BRB PEANUT BUTTER TWIX OR BUST<br />
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* '''Destri''': new levels of bachelor-hood. Left coat in car, coat has my my titanium spork, need spork to stir my instant coffee<br />
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* '''zedd''': Come on, Zedd for ED, he gets things up<br />'''ani''': ani for ed, she puts things down<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': aestetix: it turns out that for most intents and purposes, the internet *is* a big truck<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': wait, say all that again, i spilled soup on my keyboard so i couldn't hear you<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': when a child dies and has NOT been daemonized (into a completely new process group), the child zombifies because the kernel needs to keep the child data structures around in case the parent wants to look at them to figure out why the child died <br/>'''dr_jesus''': ONLY WHEN the parent process calls wait() or a similar routine to extract that information does the kernel clean up the child data structures, since now the parent has them and can start poring over them to figure out what happened and what to do about it<br/>''' dr_jesus''': now the parent might not want to sit around all day waiting for its kids to die, so the kernel sends SIGCHLD to the parent so whatever the parent is doing can be interrupted and it can call wait() at that point to figure out 1) who died, and 2) what caused it<br/>'''dr_jesus''': so basically SIGCHLD is child protection services and the kids are suicidal<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and a zombie process is a foster kid with a big tattoo on its forehead saying EXIT CODE = 0xwhatever and cps keeps it around waiting for the deadbeat parent to show up and get the exit code<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': yes, they would in theory be able to measure the capacitance of a penis<br />
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* '''rachel-''': no, when i'm 91, i'm gonna stick wine bottles up my ass<br />
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* '''TheScott''': we are having a wi party at VonGuards house because his wife went to Disney land<br/>'''TheScott''': apparently he can't fulfill her fantasy life or requirements<br />
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* '''ryan-c''': oh, hey. I've been looking for that penis bouquet pic for a while<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I did some work in saltmines in Utah. They were rather unpleasant, but not horrible.<br />
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* '''epsas''': i miss shitting in the woods<br/>'''epsas''': in my bear costume<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': bwahhaha <br/>'''dr_jesus''': oracle backwards is el caro <br/>'''dr_jesus''': [http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A] <br/>'''epsas''': does that mean something? <br/>'''epsas''': ahh - hehe <br/>'''dr_jesus''': "the expensive"<br />
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* '''epsas''': you have to fellate the chicken<br />
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* '''epsas''': we need a fighterjetbot<br/>'''epsas''': i like looking at fighter jets <br/>'''epsas''': they are, like, flying dongs with guns<br />
* '''Evil-Bill''': noisecloud: find Sarah Connor<br/>'''noisecloud''': Evil-Bill: I don't understand 'find Sarah Connor'.<br/>'''Evil-Bill''': Well that's a relief.<br />
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* '''miah''': how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': shut up for a second, I'm committing a sin against mankind<br />
* '''rachel-''': it's a hard time to be a terrorist<br />
* '''DrSyzygy:''': "While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. <br/>'''magpie-:''' i have a 3.8 GPA. what?<br />
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* '''Evil_Bill''': C has no objects (only zuul).<br />
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* '''ani''': you do realise the wheels made it rollable right?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noiseelisp: eval (message user-login-name)<br/> '''noiseelisp''': dr_jesus: root<br/> '''dr_jesus''': god fucking dammit not again<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradox<br/> '''grelli''': you... you're not supposed to know about that<br/> '''grelli''': are you after our beaver technology??<br />
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*'''radii''': I'm stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?<br />
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* '''rachel-''': oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCH<br/>'''aestetix''': rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happen<br/>'''aestetix''': Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them<br />
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*'''incekt''': all i know is it's 40 ms away<br/>'''incekt''': as the crow flies<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': noisec: eval printf("%i", getuid());<br/>'''noisec''': dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''': fuck<br />
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* '''rachel''': the dong link list is not very long as yet<br />
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* '''epsas''': IF YOU MISSED THE PUNCHLINE, WILLIE NELSON WAS GIVING DOLLY PARTON ORAL PLEASURE<br />
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* '''dr_jesus_''': rm has [http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/coreutils.git/tree/src/remove.c?id=v8.1#n504 a hardcoded check] to prevent removing /<br/>'''alienvenom''': no it doesn't<br/>'''dr_jesus_''': sure it does, try it<br/>'''alienvenom''': the -rf overrides it<br/>'''alienvenom''': i've done it before<br />
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* '''Sargun''': I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs<br />
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* '''aestetix''': maybe a goatee sniffing context too?<br />
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* '''ani-:''' rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen<br />
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* '''voronika''': at that point, you've missed the bitching bus<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': man i wish i was uncut.<br />'''alienvenom''': just saying :-P<br />'''alienvenom''': sorry<br />'''alienvenom''': lol<br />'''ieatlint''': we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin<br />
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* '''rachel''': eljepe: i see your point and raise you SHUT UP<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Can someone explain to me in one sentence what "agile programming" is?<br />'''oao''': it's like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.<br />
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* '''zedd''': can't breathe lulzing too hard<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Atala: how big is your vagina?<br />
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* '''aestetix''': So, somewhere near the top of the list of people "You don't want to piss off (&trade;)"<br/ >'''aestetix''': Up there with Hitler's ghost and Your mom<br/ >'''aestetix''': I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridge<br/ >'''aestetix''': They're pretty badass<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': btw I'm still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can't read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor<br />
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* '''Crutcher''': Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.<br />
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* >> '''Valkyrie`''' points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. <br/> '''VonGuard:''' so what the hell coudl you even use em for? <br/> '''wiretapped:''' we're using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now<br />
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* '''Anonymous''': I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemite<br/>'''ieatlint''': not as beautiful<br/>'''Martyn''': it was equally as beautiful<br/>'''ieatlint''': don't let the environmentalists fool you<br />
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* '''rigel''': so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecated<br/>'''rigel''': what should i be using instead?<br/>'''miah''': postgresql<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Well, dongs are a dime a dozen.<br/>'''Valkyrie''': Space is rare.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block<br />
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* '''JSharp''': all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.<br />
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* '''Rubin''': OK, I can't tell which one is rum, I'm done for the night.<br />
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*'''turkshead''': guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green.<br/>'''turkshead''': everybody likes green, right?<br/>'''shkoo''': the consensus process must be blue.<br />
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* '''Kripto''': I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs. (revenge!) <br/>'''ieatlint''': Martyn, ouch... i'm going to take that personally <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. <br/>'''ieatlint''': fine fine <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : I'm sure the sentiment is returned :) <br/>'''ieatlint''': but you don't need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough. If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)<br />
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* '''aestetix''': fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww<br />
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* '''froggytoad:''' so... thing is, he has a thing for bears...<br/> '''Atala:''' i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.<br />
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* '''JSharp''': Clippy: "I see you're trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?"<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': at the moment he's so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV's worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady<br />
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*'''Zedd''': Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?<br />
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* '''ioerror''': 99% of the police make the rest look bad<br />
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* '''eljepe''': ie your pipes are full of rats<br/ > '''eljepe''': your walls are full of cats<br/ > '''eljepe''': and there is a homeless man living in your elevator<br/ > '''chu''': If he's living in the elevator is he really homeless?<br />
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* '''ani-''': hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records<br/ >>> '''ani-''' submits<br/ >>> '''Evil-Bill''' dominates<br />
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* '''noisercode''': ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': ow<br/ >'''dr_jesus''': some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuries<br/ >'''MrDomino''': yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester's off to a bang...<br/ >>> '''ani-''' slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout<br/ >>> '''MrDomino''' masturbates furiously to his pun<br />
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* '''Emflamed''': guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!<br />
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* '''[[User:rachel|rachel-]]''': and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer<br />
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* '''teratoma''': perhaps noisebridge can hack BART to run without employees<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noisecode: eval os.geteuid()<br/>'''noisecode''' dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''' fuck<br />
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* >> '''SanMehat''' blew a transformer<br/ >'''iz''': did he at least buy you dinner first?<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done...<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: you're single right now, yes?<br/ >'''ieatlint''': Atala, yes.<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: now's the time! if that thing isn't going to get some use, might as well bling it out. <br />
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* '''ceren''': ps: do not feed your pierced penis to a baby.<br />
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* >> '''ani-''' puts on pants<br/>'''rachel-''': ani-: nooooooooooooo<br />
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* '''Atala''': yeah, what's been up with the pacific northwest hitting bbq temperatures?<br />'''lemonkey''': god's wrath for Microsoft bing<br />
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* '''rubin110''': So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding.<br />'''rubin110''': His ass looked sooo good.<br />'''rubin110''': You didn't hear this from me.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK.<br/> '''rubin110''': ER ALL OF<br/>'''VonGuard''': [21:18] <rubin110> IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': Wait.<br />'''rubin110''': Why don't we have the makerbot just print us a new space?<br />
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* '''ani'''-: [http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com/ http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com]<br/ >'''zaius''': hot! i'd wear that<br/ >'''zaius''': ... if i was a girl, i mean<br />
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* There was a [[David Fine]] bonanza - which got its own page.<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water. I haven't tried it yet.<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation<br />
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* '''VonGuard:''' oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard<br />
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*'''Atala''': were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?<br />
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*'''lemonkey''': mm jerk chicken quesadillas<br/ >'''iz''': they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions<br />
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* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck's Neutron Absorbent Cock.<br />
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* '''Nana''': Rat poison is never the solution.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': stop, drop, and rofl<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': "welcome to apple, here's your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin"<br />
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* '''Atala''': ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn't count ;P<br/>'''ieatlint''': Atala, it wasn't for crack<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge<br />
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* '''vniow-rachel-''': i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!<br />
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* '''Atala''': i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn't eat in public, that would be annoying.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this "IP" business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.<br />
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* '''San''': "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"<br />
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* '''ryanc-''': i need more sex toys<br/>'''vniow''': me too<br />
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* '''aestetix''': vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': '/win goto #gaysf<br/>'''alienvenom''': err<br/>'''alienvenom''': wow<br/>'''alienvenom''': uh<br/>'''alienvenom''': everyone type /clear now please :)<br/>'''alienvenom''': :-\<br />
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* '''vniow''': god, i sound like a noisebridge slut<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: vniow: I don't think you're a slut<br/>'''vniow''': i've slept with ceren too, as of last night<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: ok, now I do<br />
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* '''leif''': It's not as wiki as it could be.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com<br/>'''Martyn''': You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it<br/>'''Atala''': there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE!<br/>'''Valkyrie`''': It's a little surreal.<br />
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* [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.<br />
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* '''anonymous''': Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.<br />
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* '''aestetix''' : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.<br />
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* '''Skye''': I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.<br />
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* '''Steen''': If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Quotes&diff=11582Quotes2010-06-04T16:10:21Z<p>Drwxrxrx: Undo revision 11576 by Shirnie12 (Talk) ... ban pls</p>
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* '''ceren''': iranian officials are arresting and interrogating people who sign up for a local gay/trans group. the sysadmins for that group aren't as fucking senior as you, and barely managed to get apache running. they confiscate the machines, and because these un-senior sysadmins didn't yet get around to learning and reducing logrotate, everyone who had the courage to even check out the website is now arrested and tortured. <br />
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* '''solidsnack''': why don't you just not have those views?<br />
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* '''hephaestus_''': screw you guys, i'm going to fry's<!-- <br/>hephaestus_ is now known as miah. --><br />
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* '''zedd''': Pft. I'm a member now, there is no should, only bitch and do not.<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': seattle always struck me as the place where san franciscans went to become irrelevant<br/ >'''hephaestus''': it's just as expensive but far more douchey<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': Gnewt: well, i just finished a presentation on DIY Dildos. I'm trying to start a church. And I'm trying to get permission to piss off a bunch of juggalos early next month. you?<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': i use the salt for luck<br>'''VonGuard''': i have a salt throwing device installed on my shoulder that throws it over my shoulder every 2 seconds<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': but the usual random dicks? not porn imho<br />
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* '''solidsnack''': I'm a roving bandaid.<br />
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* '''jon|atwerk''': VonGuard: that is where you convert morse code into oral and anal, right?<br />
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* Overheard: Facebook should have made a board game.<br />
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* '''Aya''': If coming to Noisebridge solved my problems and made me famous I wouldn't question it.<br />
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* '''Erin''': We're all NB-tards<br/>'''Al''': I just registered nbtard.com!<br/>'''rachel''': with one hand<br />
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* '''himynameisthor''': COCKS!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': OMG COCKS!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': best idea ever!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': sorry, that came out a little creepier than I had intended<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Wear four fingerpuppets: a buddhist, an objectivist, a mormon, and a scientologist<br/> '''aestetix''': And then masturbate <br/> '''aestetix''': Which puppet should get the money shot?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''' eyes atala's boobs<br/>'''Atala''': mostly i wish i could take them off. the problem with this is that then i'd have to worry about people stealing them.<br />
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* '''DrSyzygy''': Muwahahahahahaha! In an unholy union, I now am able to use MPI clusters and SQL servers with Sagemath to compute Gr&ouml;bner Bases!<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I don't have a real pc. I've gone totally virtual.<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': On the one hand, I'm happy that people are learning sql<br/>'''dr_jesus''': on the other hand, that's an awful lot of dick that I'm colocating in an anonymous secret underground swedish colo<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': there's a giant lightning bolt on my widget<br />
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* '''DrSyzygy''' takes off his pants so he can write tomorrow's lecture.<br/>'''saizai''': .... what's the lecture on exactly?<br/>'''qDot_''': That's certainly how I prepare for my lectures.<br/>'''qDot_''': But, well, I lecture about butt plugs.<br />
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* '''Nils''': if you take the goat to the edge of a cliff, it will push back harder.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': now to spruce up my blog layout<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': you're not supposed to shoot TVs<br/>'''dr_jesus''': they have lead and stuff in the glass<br/>'''voronika''': you're not supposed to do a lot of fun things<br />
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* '''alxndr''': I think I've successfully switched myself from emacs to vim. <br /> '''VonGuard''': wow <br />'''VonGuard''': that's like a sex change for nerds<br />
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* '''epsas''': Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from irc on a text console.<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': i'm just being a bitch and arguing this :P<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': nice, the producer for "survivor" is suspected in the murder of his wife<br />'''magpie''': she wasnt murdered<br />'''magpie''': just "voted off the island"<br />
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* '''flatline_hb''': The spamtron 9000 is set to "hair-trigger," do not say the same thing thrice on pain of kline<br />'''flatline_hb''': interesting<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />[~flatline_@the.inter.net] has quit [Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.))]<br />
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* '''phusion''': surprised they could dance wearing that shit.<br/>'''miah''': of course they can dance<br/>'''miah''': that is battle ready armor, storm troopers need to be able to move if they are going to fight worth a damn<br />
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* '''shogun_''': After reading the entire article, I think it's an april fools....they got me<br />
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* '''zedd''': Anyone that doesn't love comic sans is a terrorist.<br />
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* '''liquidsun|''': I bought a hat so I can be an asshat<br />
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* '''ceren''': aempirei: it's been done so hard here that i think we're beating the spot on the ground where the dead horse rotted<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': does thermburglar steal heat?<br/>'''dr_jesus''': thermburglar does in fact steal heat<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and then does covered calls in the btu market with them<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and then returns them, sometimes in less than pristine condition<br />
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* '''hep''': i never smell ok<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': yes, i had too much sports sex and broke my junk<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think a bunch of noisebridgers should go to a strip club with laptops<br/>'''dr_jesus''': some friends and I actually tried that once in vegas for defcon<br/>'''dr_jesus''': then we tried it back here in the bay area to see if they'd kick us out here too and the answer is yes, immediately<br />
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* '''qDot_''': Well, you wallpaper your walls with vag, something's going to get peed on.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Enjoy the hell that you've helped to create!<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': GOOD MORNING<br/>'''jynn-''': WHAT JUST HAPPENED<br />'''jynn-''': OH GOD<br />
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*'''aestetix''': dude where's my ops<br/>'''aestetix''': give me status or give me death<br />
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*'''VonGuard''': As a result, I know exactly who is trolling when.<br />
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*'''setient''': i just realized how awesome it is to have your own office <br>'''miah''': put your pants back on<br />
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* '''rubin110[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Party_Form&oldid=10426 :]''' Please fill out and submit this form to the party comity and directory in order to run your party.<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Atala: even better, how about a illustration of Jacque de Molay's execution?<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': .sql select count(*) from dongs where url like 'http://cache.boston.com%'<br/>'''noisesql''': wiretapped: 0<br/>'''wiretapped''': dr_jesus: see that? I didn't get a () from my delete!<br/>'''noisesql''': I<br/>'''wiretapped''': o_O<br/>'''noisesql''': I hunger for flesh<br/>'''wiretapped''': uh oh<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''' ran a mile once<br/>'''dr_jesus''': these days I just build sand castles instead and wait for some tough guy to kick them over, then I chessbox him<br />
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* '''miah''': i think im a level 2 emoquiter<br />
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* '''alxndr''': damn, I hope I don't bust up giggling next time someone unzips my fly because I'm thinking "HULL BREACH!! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! AAAOOOOOOGAAH"<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think I now have professional java experience<br/>'''aestetix''': and I hate the langugage even more<br/>'''vorstyles''': barista?<br/>'''Epsas''': single short amaerican plz<br/>'''vorstyles''': is that a coffee order, or are you on okcupid?<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': so, how do you dispose of a body?<br/>'''vorstyles''': puppycock: i'd suggest dropping the body at noisebridge hq with a tag saying "for parts"<br/>'''vorstyles''': it'll get used in various projects<br />
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* ''' aestetix''': I just finished jerking off to the last page of anne frank's diary<br />
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* '''Destri''': there is sometimes a fine line between "protesting" and "terrorist action"<br/>'''ani-''': there's sometimes a fine line between your mom and terrorist action<br />
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* '''vorstyles''': i hate this economy<br/>'''vorstyles''': gives people too much freetime for protests<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': Maddox was right<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': what are you interested in? bestiality, s&m?<br />'''lemonkey''': maybe<br />'''alienvenom''': daipers?<br />'''alienvenom''': you an ABDL?<br />'''lemonkey''': sploshing<br />'''alienvenom''': watersports?<br />'''alienvenom''': fisting?<br />'''lemonkey''': i enjoy feeling creamed corn between my buttcheeks<br />'''alienvenom''': O_o<br />'''lemonkey''': as if i shat myself<br />
* '''thermburglar''': i have a math penis, does that count<br/>'''thermburglar''': its uncut, so as to function as a slide rule as well<br />
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* '''miah''': or maybe i'm misisng the humor again<br/>'''miah''': maybe we should implement a humor tag into irc<br/>'''miah''': or write a bot that detects humor to alert us<br />
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* '''ani''': i totally want some httpspanties<br/>'''vorstyles''': panties with a .htaccess<br/>'''lemonkey''': you know it's only a matter of time before our underware starts tweeting<br />
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* '''Kelly''': I'm trying to make a point of relating to non-geeks as if they too were human.<br />
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* '''Jim''': I like being senile, it's like being drunk without the hangover.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': http://twitpic.com/153mju <br/>'''lemonkey''': final shuttle pin<br/>'''JSharp''': nearly 30 years is a very long time for a program like that :)<br/>'''JSharp''': not a bad design<br/>'''JSharp''': heh, the pin I mean<br />
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* '''turkshead''': Dr. J has offered to quantify my gizmo with his phone.<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': i suspect that the people who work at muni do not, in fact, have a brain.<br/>'''solidsnack''': alienvenom: But do they have a heart?<br/>'''solidsnack''': I think I'm most like the cowardly lion.<br />
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* '''miah''': vagina dentata should be standard equipment for female soldiers<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I seriously think phone booths need to start popping up all over america<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I'm just happy that I wrote a robot squad that helps teach people programming languages, the details are kind of a minor point for me<br />'''DrShiny''': dr_jesus: that's so... so... SELFLESS of you<br/>'''DrShiny''': "I'm just glad to do my bit to make the world a better place"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': awesome buy me a hookers and blow<br/>'''DrShiny''': "<self-deprecating moue>"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': sandwich<br />
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* '''aestetix''': FUCK<br />'''aestetix''': MUST FEED CHOCOLATE ADDICTION<br />'''aestetix''': BRB PEANUT BUTTER TWIX OR BUST<br />
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* '''Destri''': new levels of bachelor-hood. Left coat in car, coat has my my titanium spork, need spork to stir my instant coffee<br />
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* '''zedd''': Come on, Zedd for ED, he gets things up<br />'''ani''': ani for ed, she puts things down<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': aestetix: it turns out that for most intents and purposes, the internet *is* a big truck<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': wait, say all that again, i spilled soup on my keyboard so i couldn't hear you<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': when a child dies and has NOT been daemonized (into a completely new process group), the child zombifies because the kernel needs to keep the child data structures around in case the parent wants to look at them to figure out why the child died <br/>'''dr_jesus''': ONLY WHEN the parent process calls wait() or a similar routine to extract that information does the kernel clean up the child data structures, since now the parent has them and can start poring over them to figure out what happened and what to do about it<br/>''' dr_jesus''': now the parent might not want to sit around all day waiting for its kids to die, so the kernel sends SIGCHLD to the parent so whatever the parent is doing can be interrupted and it can call wait() at that point to figure out 1) who died, and 2) what caused it<br/>'''dr_jesus''': so basically SIGCHLD is child protection services and the kids are suicidal<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and a zombie process is a foster kid with a big tattoo on its forehead saying EXIT CODE = 0xwhatever and cps keeps it around waiting for the deadbeat parent to show up and get the exit code<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': yes, they would in theory be able to measure the capacitance of a penis<br />
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* '''rachel-''': no, when i'm 91, i'm gonna stick wine bottles up my ass<br />
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* '''TheScott''': we are having a wi party at VonGuards house because his wife went to Disney land<br/>'''TheScott''': apparently he can't fulfill her fantasy life or requirements<br />
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* '''ryan-c''': oh, hey. I've been looking for that penis bouquet pic for a while<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I did some work in saltmines in Utah. They were rather unpleasant, but not horrible.<br />
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* '''epsas''': i miss shitting in the woods<br/>'''epsas''': in my bear costume<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': bwahhaha <br/>'''dr_jesus''': oracle backwards is el caro <br/>'''dr_jesus''': [http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A] <br/>'''epsas''': does that mean something? <br/>'''epsas''': ahh - hehe <br/>'''dr_jesus''': "the expensive"<br />
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* '''epsas''': you have to fellate the chicken<br />
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* '''epsas''': we need a fighterjetbot<br/>'''epsas''': i like looking at fighter jets <br/>'''epsas''': they are, like, flying dongs with guns<br />
* '''Evil-Bill''': noisecloud: find Sarah Connor<br/>'''noisecloud''': Evil-Bill: I don't understand 'find Sarah Connor'.<br/>'''Evil-Bill''': Well that's a relief.<br />
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* '''miah''': how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': shut up for a second, I'm committing a sin against mankind<br />
* '''rachel-''': it's a hard time to be a terrorist<br />
* '''DrSyzygy:''': "While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. <br/>'''magpie-:''' i have a 3.8 GPA. what?<br />
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* '''Evil_Bill''': C has no objects (only zuul).<br />
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* '''ani''': you do realise the wheels made it rollable right?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noiseelisp: eval (message user-login-name)<br/> '''noiseelisp''': dr_jesus: root<br/> '''dr_jesus''': god fucking dammit not again<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradox<br/> '''grelli''': you... you're not supposed to know about that<br/> '''grelli''': are you after our beaver technology??<br />
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*'''radii''': I'm stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?<br />
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* '''rachel-''': oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCH<br/>'''aestetix''': rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happen<br/>'''aestetix''': Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them<br />
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*'''incekt''': all i know is it's 40 ms away<br/>'''incekt''': as the crow flies<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': noisec: eval printf("%i", getuid());<br/>'''noisec''': dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''': fuck<br />
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* '''rachel''': the dong link list is not very long as yet<br />
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* '''epsas''': IF YOU MISSED THE PUNCHLINE, WILLIE NELSON WAS GIVING DOLLY PARTON ORAL PLEASURE<br />
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* '''dr_jesus_''': rm has [http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/coreutils.git/tree/src/remove.c?id=v8.1#n504 a hardcoded check] to prevent removing /<br/>'''alienvenom''': no it doesn't<br/>'''dr_jesus_''': sure it does, try it<br/>'''alienvenom''': the -rf overrides it<br/>'''alienvenom''': i've done it before<br />
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* '''Sargun''': I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs<br />
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* '''aestetix''': maybe a goatee sniffing context too?<br />
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* '''ani-:''' rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen<br />
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* '''voronika''': at that point, you've missed the bitching bus<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': man i wish i was uncut.<br />'''alienvenom''': just saying :-P<br />'''alienvenom''': sorry<br />'''alienvenom''': lol<br />'''ieatlint''': we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin<br />
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* '''rachel''': eljepe: i see your point and raise you SHUT UP<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Can someone explain to me in one sentence what "agile programming" is?<br />'''oao''': it's like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.<br />
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* '''zedd''': can't breathe lulzing too hard<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Atala: how big is your vagina?<br />
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* '''aestetix''': So, somewhere near the top of the list of people "You don't want to piss off (&trade;)"<br/ >'''aestetix''': Up there with Hitler's ghost and Your mom<br/ >'''aestetix''': I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridge<br/ >'''aestetix''': They're pretty badass<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': btw I'm still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can't read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor<br />
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* '''Crutcher''': Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.<br />
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* >> '''Valkyrie`''' points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. <br/> '''VonGuard:''' so what the hell coudl you even use em for? <br/> '''wiretapped:''' we're using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now<br />
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* '''Anonymous''': I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemite<br/>'''ieatlint''': not as beautiful<br/>'''Martyn''': it was equally as beautiful<br/>'''ieatlint''': don't let the environmentalists fool you<br />
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* '''rigel''': so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecated<br/>'''rigel''': what should i be using instead?<br/>'''miah''': postgresql<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Well, dongs are a dime a dozen.<br/>'''Valkyrie''': Space is rare.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block<br />
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* '''JSharp''': all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.<br />
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* '''Rubin''': OK, I can't tell which one is rum, I'm done for the night.<br />
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*'''turkshead''': guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green.<br/>'''turkshead''': everybody likes green, right?<br/>'''shkoo''': the consensus process must be blue.<br />
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* '''Kripto''': I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs. (revenge!) <br/>'''ieatlint''': Martyn, ouch... i'm going to take that personally <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. <br/>'''ieatlint''': fine fine <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : I'm sure the sentiment is returned :) <br/>'''ieatlint''': but you don't need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough. If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)<br />
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* '''aestetix''': fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww<br />
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* '''froggytoad:''' so... thing is, he has a thing for bears...<br/> '''Atala:''' i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.<br />
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* '''JSharp''': Clippy: "I see you're trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?"<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': at the moment he's so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV's worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady<br />
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*'''Zedd''': Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?<br />
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* '''ioerror''': 99% of the police make the rest look bad<br />
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* '''eljepe''': ie your pipes are full of rats<br/ > '''eljepe''': your walls are full of cats<br/ > '''eljepe''': and there is a homeless man living in your elevator<br/ > '''chu''': If he's living in the elevator is he really homeless?<br />
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* '''ani-''': hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records<br/ >>> '''ani-''' submits<br/ >>> '''Evil-Bill''' dominates<br />
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* '''noisercode''': ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': ow<br/ >'''dr_jesus''': some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuries<br/ >'''MrDomino''': yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester's off to a bang...<br/ >>> '''ani-''' slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout<br/ >>> '''MrDomino''' masturbates furiously to his pun<br />
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* '''Emflamed''': guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!<br />
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* '''[[User:rachel|rachel-]]''': and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer<br />
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* '''teratoma''': perhaps noisebridge can hack BART to run without employees<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noisecode: eval os.geteuid()<br/>'''noisecode''' dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''' fuck<br />
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* >> '''SanMehat''' blew a transformer<br/ >'''iz''': did he at least buy you dinner first?<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done...<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: you're single right now, yes?<br/ >'''ieatlint''': Atala, yes.<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: now's the time! if that thing isn't going to get some use, might as well bling it out. <br />
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* '''ceren''': ps: do not feed your pierced penis to a baby.<br />
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* >> '''ani-''' puts on pants<br/>'''rachel-''': ani-: nooooooooooooo<br />
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* '''Atala''': yeah, what's been up with the pacific northwest hitting bbq temperatures?<br />'''lemonkey''': god's wrath for Microsoft bing<br />
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* '''rubin110''': So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding.<br />'''rubin110''': His ass looked sooo good.<br />'''rubin110''': You didn't hear this from me.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK.<br/> '''rubin110''': ER ALL OF<br/>'''VonGuard''': [21:18] <rubin110> IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': Wait.<br />'''rubin110''': Why don't we have the makerbot just print us a new space?<br />
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* '''ani'''-: [http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com/ http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com]<br/ >'''zaius''': hot! i'd wear that<br/ >'''zaius''': ... if i was a girl, i mean<br />
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* There was a [[David Fine]] bonanza - which got its own page.<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water. I haven't tried it yet.<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation<br />
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* '''VonGuard:''' oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard<br />
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*'''Atala''': were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?<br />
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*'''lemonkey''': mm jerk chicken quesadillas<br/ >'''iz''': they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions<br />
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* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck's Neutron Absorbent Cock.<br />
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* '''Nana''': Rat poison is never the solution.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': stop, drop, and rofl<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': "welcome to apple, here's your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin"<br />
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* '''Atala''': ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn't count ;P<br/>'''ieatlint''': Atala, it wasn't for crack<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge<br />
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* '''vniow-rachel-''': i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!<br />
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* '''Atala''': i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn't eat in public, that would be annoying.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this "IP" business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.<br />
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* '''San''': "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"<br />
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* '''ryanc-''': i need more sex toys<br/>'''vniow''': me too<br />
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* '''aestetix''': vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': '/win goto #gaysf<br/>'''alienvenom''': err<br/>'''alienvenom''': wow<br/>'''alienvenom''': uh<br/>'''alienvenom''': everyone type /clear now please :)<br/>'''alienvenom''': :-\<br />
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* '''vniow''': god, i sound like a noisebridge slut<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: vniow: I don't think you're a slut<br/>'''vniow''': i've slept with ceren too, as of last night<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: ok, now I do<br />
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* '''leif''': It's not as wiki as it could be.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com<br/>'''Martyn''': You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it<br/>'''Atala''': there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE!<br/>'''Valkyrie`''': It's a little surreal.<br />
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* [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.<br />
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* '''anonymous''': Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.<br />
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* '''aestetix''' : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.<br />
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* '''Skye''': I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.<br />
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* '''Steen''': If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=ThingsWeWant&diff=11555ThingsWeWant2010-06-03T14:05:19Z<p>Drwxrxrx: /* Tools */ impact driver</p>
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== Featured == <br />
Stuff we need right now, or "next" -- IE, stuff we're going to have to go out and buy if nobody comes up with it.<br />
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* '''Plastic bins''' -- Rubbermaid style plastic bins with lids, of various sizes, suitable for projects. Bring in a box for your project!<br />
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== Tools ==<br />
* '''Shop Vac''' -- We could use our own.<br />
* '''Chop Saw''' -- AKA mitre saw<br />
* '''Bench Lathe''' -- preferably a small one :)<br />
* '''impact driver''' (--[[user:drwxrxrx|lex]])<br />
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== Furniture and Furnishings ==<br />
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* '''4 or 5 folding banquet tables'''<br />
* '''a 24 foot ladder''' (preferably extending, for ease of storage)<br />
* '''labeller''' (like [http://www.amazon.com/Brother-PT-65-P-touch-Labeler-Screen/dp/B00004VVIX Brother PT-65P])<br />
* '''Theremin sink controller''' Turning on water without touching anything directly.<br />
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== Raw Materials ==<br />
* '''Pegboard fittings''' -- stuff to hang tools on a pegboard with<br />
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==Electronics==<br />
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It would be cool to have<br />
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* flash drives to learn how to make bootable flash drives--[[User:Owen|Owen]] 10:18, 11 October 2009 (PDT)<br />
* music CDs for the stereo--[[User:Owen|Owen]] 10:18, 11 October 2009 (PDT)<br />
* a FAX machine--[[User:Owen|Owen]] 10:18, 11 October 2009 (PDT)<br />
* a medium to high-end copier--[[User:Owen|Owen]] 10:18, 11 October 2009 (PDT)<br />
* cell phone(s) to make outside calls (more privacy than landlines)--[[User:Owen|Owen]] 10:18, 11 October 2009 (PDT)<br />
* clamps and vises<br />
* a microscope (I've had good luck recently with the [http://www.bigc.com/ Dino-scope USB microscopes])<br />
** [http://www.sciplus.com/ American Science and Surplus] has lots of cool microscopes in the sub-$500 range.<br />
** 10x-30x binocular microscope on a boom mount makes small SMD work ''much'' easier.<br />
* a [http://www.ettus.com/ USRP] -- [[User:Schoen|Schoen]] 20:26, 1 October 2008 (PDT)<br />
* a high-voltage power supply<br />
* Standalone web cameras (like the infinitely (remote root++) hackable Axis cameras. They're stand alone and can do both photo/video streams.<br />
* PLD programmers suitable for whatever kind of PLDs people plan to work with<br />
* '''Computer Gear'''<br />
* computer(s)/laptops for those without laptops (for doing tasks at NS e.g. email, wordprocessing, etc.) Plus printer.--[[User:Owen|Owen]] 10:18, 11 October 2009 (PDT)<br />
* loaner laptops for those without laptops, perhaps on a 6-month or 1-year basis. Nearly-new laptops or older laptops with wifi and reasonably good web graphics would be great!--[[User:Owen|Owen]] 10:18, 11 October 2009 (PDT)<br />
** 17" and 19" and larger LCD monitors<br />
** VESA wall-mounts and monitor arms for LCD displays<br />
* digital infrared camera - if you have a shitty old DV cam (shittier the better) it should be able to pick up enough IR for our needs so please bring it!<br />
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== Electronics Lab Equipment ==<br />
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*Hot Air Rework Stations (Digital or Analog) http://www.amazon.com/Aoyue-968-Digital-Rework-Station/dp/B000HDG0AO/<br />
*Temp adjustable Soldering station (appropriate for Pb Free)<br />
*Spectrum Analyzer<br />
*Logic Analyzer<br />
*Sampling Oscilloscope<br />
*Boxes of Random IC's to sort :)<br />
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== Storage ==<br />
* Component Cabinets<br />
** [http://www.instawares.com/10124-grey-24-drawer-storage-cabinets.ak1-10124.0.7.htm 24 drawer cabinet on instawares.com] 2 @ $63.82 (free ship)<br />
** [http://www.modern50.com/furniture/hamilton-typesetters-cabinet/ typesetters cabinet] $885<br />
** [http://www.stanleyvidmar.com/Vidmar/Products/Cabinets very cool custom and pre-configured cabinets] could be pricey, but maybe worth it<br />
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== Safety ==<br />
* '''Fire extinguishers:''' several more fire extinguishers would be useful in preparation for having functioning kitchen and lab space. Several kinds of extinguisher would be useful for various parts of the space.<br />
* '''Bucket of sand.''' Check it once a week to make sure that the sand hasn't accreted into a solid block.<br />
* '''Nitrile gloves''' - 3 boxes - should always be in stock; they can be had cheap from American Science and Surplus.<br />
* '''2 Xlarge & 2 medium lab coats.''' (~$17 at AS&S I think)<br />
* '''Safety goggles''' -- 2-4 pair<br />
* '''Eyewash bottle''' (always keep full with clean distilled water)<br />
* '''Sulfur powder''' for working with mercury<br />
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== Projects ==<br />
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* '''convex mirror''' like the ones for backing out of garages<br />
* '''https cert''' from a CA that is trusted in most browsers root ca's so no more untrusted cert crap (yes certs suck, we could also not use https by default)<br />
*<strike>''' a pony (pwnie would do)'''</strike><br />
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== Misc ==<br />
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* Complimentary tickets and passes to local and non-local computer/technology/electronic conferences, shows and seminars. A great way to further our chartered educational mandate: we can spread word of NB, maybe set up a booth, bring back current info on trends and ideas to our membership.--[[User:Owen|Owen]] 10:28, 29 October 2009 (PDT)<br />
* stationary: binders, spiral notebooks, labels and label maker, markers, tape, duct tape, masking tape, pens, pencils, post-its, rulers, colored pencils, paper, printer paper, erasers.--[[User:Owen|Owen]] 11:20, 27 October 2009 (PDT)<br />
* closed-circuit camera at bottom front entrance (for security)--[[User:Owen|Owen]] 10:19, 11 October 2009 (PDT)<br />
* round colored-coded stickers to label and categorize books (like libraries)--[[User:Owen|Owen]] 10:19, 11 October 2009 (PDT)<br />
* art books and art and technology books--[[User:Owen|Owen]] 10:19, 11 October 2009 (PDT)<br />
* aquarium tank and fish--[[User:Owen|Owen]] 10:19, 11 October 2009 (PDT)<br />
* pet(s)/mascots. No live penguins, pit bulls, or giraffes--[[User:Owen|Owen]] 10:19, 11 October 2009 (PDT)<br />
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== Acquired or no longer wanted ==<br />
(Strikeouts preserved from previous sections. May be wanted again.)<br />
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* <del>'''Garage Shelving''' -- The kind of heavy-duty shelving that you stick in your garage to put boxes of stuff on -- like [http://www.amazon.com/215-XP7218-Bulk-Storage-Shelving/dp/B00170ZX9U/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&s=hi&qid=1223240228&sr=1-8 this], or similar. We're also willing and eager to accept wire bakers-rack style shelving, but it's more expensive :)</del><br />
* <del>'''20 folding chairs''' -- something like [http://www.bizchair.com/hf-mc-309as-gy-gg.html these] Bring any number you have to spare. They do not need to match!</del><br />
* <del>'''Plug-in USB charger for e.g. Motorola/HTC phone''' - The official Noisebridge Phone charges by USB, so it would be very good to have a charger! Something like [http://www.aftermarketcellular.com/ic/SPN5334.html this].</del><br />
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=== Tools ===<br />
* <del>'''Bench Grinder''' -- [http://www.acehardware.com/product/index.jsp?productId=1286227 this] sort of ting</del><br />
* <del>'''Compressor''' -- Not the kind that plays techno.</del><br />
* <del>'''Sewing Machine''' -- For sewing all sorts of cool things.</del><br />
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=== Furniture and Furnishings ===<br />
* <del>'''a stereo system''' or other music solution</del><br />
* <del>'''2 garbage cans''' (25 or 30 gallon) for recycling + garbage</del><br />
* <del>'''7 bar-height stools suitable for shop seating''' -- stuff to sit on at the work bench, i like [http://www.randmh.com/adjustable-height-shop-stool-w-hardboard-seat-no-backrest-6218h/shop-stools/ these]</del><br />
* <del>'''2 or 3 office chairs''' -- You know, office chairs.</del><br />
* <del>'''Work Table''' -- One 4' by 2' or so (4' wide at most, it's for a specific space) *sturdy* worktable</del><br />
* <del>'''Trashcans''' -- 2 large kitchen-style trash cans</del><br />
* <del>'''Room Dividing Bookcase''' -- Something like [http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/60071358] that is free-standing, wide and tall</del><br />
* <del>'''A comprehensive first aid kit'''</del><br />
* <del>'''5-10 power strips'''</del><br />
* <del>'''2'x4'x1/2" plywood''' for installing equipment in the wiring closet</del><br />
* <del>'''Garage Shelving''' -- the metal kind with all the holes in it, with particle board shelves -- various heights needed, consult build team.</del><br />
* <del>'''Work Table''' -- One 6' by 2' or so *sturdy* work table (my 300 pound self should be able to stand on it without feeling it wobble)</del><br />
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=== Raw Materials ===<br />
* <del>'''2 8x4 sheets of 3/4" ply''' -- to make shop shelving out of</del><br />
* <del>'''2 Sheets of 1" Hardwood Ply''' -- the good stuff, this is for work surfaces. We actually need about 20' of 2-foot wide work surface.</del><br />
* <del>'''50' of 1" galvanized steel pipe''' -- Legs for our workbenches.</del><br />
* <del>'''2 8x4 sheets of pegboard''' -- Actually, we need a 2x8 and a 2x10 foot section</del><br />
* <del>'''36' of 1x1''' -- to mount the pegboard</del><br />
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=== Electronics ===<br />
* <del>a soldering station</del><br />
* <del>an oscilloscope</del><br />
** with high voltage probes, please?<br />
* <del>a function generator</del> (there seems to be a Leader LFG-1300S here now [[User:Dr jesus|Dr jesus]] 22:32, 3 June 2009 (PDT))<br />
* <del>a regulated power supply</del><br />
* <del>a computer to control USB devices</del><br />
* '''Network devices'''<br />
** <del>Managed switch that can do 802.1q trunks.</del> (We've got some gear now, see [[Network]]. [[User:Dr jesus|Dr jesus]] 22:32, 3 June 2009 (PDT))<br />
** <del>'''Short 19" rack''' - Around 10U's would be perfect. Locking door would be a plus</del> (We have two now. [[User:Dr jesus|Dr jesus]] 22:32, 3 June 2009 (PDT))<br />
* <del>15" LCD monitors for interactive projects</del> (touchscreen a plus)<br />
* <del>a large wall-mounted scrolling LED sign, or an LCD or VFD display (for showing bus and train departure times and other announcements)</del> (Zebra does this and we also have a LED sign now. [[User:Dr jesus|Dr jesus]] 22:32, 3 June 2009 (PDT))<br />
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=== Safety ===<br />
* <del>'''Large box baking soda''' for neutralizing acid spills, vinegar for neutralizing base spills.</del><br />
* <del>'''Paper towels''' -- 2 large packs</del><br />
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=== Projects ===<br />
* <strike>'''Payphone''' - Something that is suitable for installation outside of the building on the street.</strike> -- Donated Dec. 9th, [[payphone|project details here]].<br />
* <del>servers and storage?</del><br />
* <strike>A '''UPS''' (at least a small one for the network gear)</strike> -- Rackmount UPS brought by [[User:Matt | Matt Peterson]]</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Quotes&diff=11438Quotes2010-05-30T05:02:58Z<p>Drwxrxrx: i wasn't here for all of this so i don't know what's up. but that truly was a good quote no matter who actually said it</p>
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<div>'''When someone says something outrageously funny or weird, it goes on the memorable quotes list or it gets the hose again. <br />
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Most recent are on top.'''<br />
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* '''hephaestus_''': screw you guys, i'm going to fry's<!-- <br/>hephaestus_ is now known as miah. --><br />
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* '''zedd''': Pft. I'm a member now, there is no should, only bitch and do not.<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': seattle always struck me as the place where san franciscans went to become irrelevant<br/ >'''hephaestus''': it's just as expensive but far more douchey<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': Gnewt: well, i just finished a presentation on DIY Dildos. I'm trying to start a church. And I'm trying to get permission to piss off a bunch of juggalos early next month. you?<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': i use the salt for luck<br>'''VonGuard''': i have a salt throwing device installed on my shoulder that throws it over my shoulder every 2 seconds<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': but the usual random dicks? not porn imho<br />
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* '''solidsnack''': I'm a roving bandaid.<br />
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* '''jon|atwerk''': VonGuard: that is where you convert morse code into oral and anal, right?<br />
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* Overheard: Facebook should have made a board game.<br />
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* '''Aya''': If coming to Noisebridge solved my problems and made me famous I wouldn't question it.<br />
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* '''Erin''': We're all NB-tards<br/>'''Al''': I just registered nbtard.com!<br/>'''rachel''': with one hand<br />
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* '''himynameisthor''': COCKS!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': OMG COCKS!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': best idea ever!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': sorry, that came out a little creepier than I had intended<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Wear four fingerpuppets: a buddhist, an objectivist, a mormon, and a scientologist<br/> '''aestetix''': And then masturbate <br/> '''aestetix''': Which puppet should get the money shot?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''' eyes atala's boobs<br/>'''Atala''': mostly i wish i could take them off. the problem with this is that then i'd have to worry about people stealing them.<br />
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* '''DrSyzygy''': Muwahahahahahaha! In an unholy union, I now am able to use MPI clusters and SQL servers with Sagemath to compute Gr&ouml;bner Bases!<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I don't have a real pc. I've gone totally virtual.<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': On the one hand, I'm happy that people are learning sql<br/>'''dr_jesus''': on the other hand, that's an awful lot of dick that I'm colocating in an anonymous secret underground swedish colo<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': there's a giant lightning bolt on my widget<br />
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* '''DrSyzygy''' takes off his pants so he can write tomorrow's lecture.<br/>'''saizai''': .... what's the lecture on exactly?<br/>'''qDot_''': That's certainly how I prepare for my lectures.<br/>'''qDot_''': But, well, I lecture about butt plugs.<br />
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* '''Nils''': if you take the goat to the edge of a cliff, it will push back harder.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': now to spruce up my blog layout<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': you're not supposed to shoot TVs<br/>'''dr_jesus''': they have lead and stuff in the glass<br/>'''voronika''': you're not supposed to do a lot of fun things<br />
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* '''alxndr''': I think I've successfully switched myself from emacs to vim. <br /> '''VonGuard''': wow <br />'''VonGuard''': that's like a sex change for nerds<br />
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* '''epsas''': Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from irc on a text console.<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': i'm just being a bitch and arguing this :P<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': nice, the producer for "survivor" is suspected in the murder of his wife<br />'''magpie''': she wasnt murdered<br />'''magpie''': just "voted off the island"<br />
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* '''flatline_hb''': The spamtron 9000 is set to "hair-trigger," do not say the same thing thrice on pain of kline<br />'''flatline_hb''': interesting<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />[~flatline_@the.inter.net] has quit [Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.))]<br />
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* '''phusion''': surprised they could dance wearing that shit.<br/>'''miah''': of course they can dance<br/>'''miah''': that is battle ready armor, storm troopers need to be able to move if they are going to fight worth a damn<br />
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* '''shogun_''': After reading the entire article, I think it's an april fools....they got me<br />
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* '''zedd''': Anyone that doesn't love comic sans is a terrorist.<br />
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* '''liquidsun|''': I bought a hat so I can be an asshat<br />
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* '''ceren''': aempirei: it's been done so hard here that i think we're beating the spot on the ground where the dead horse rotted<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': does thermburglar steal heat?<br/>'''dr_jesus''': thermburglar does in fact steal heat<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and then does covered calls in the btu market with them<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and then returns them, sometimes in less than pristine condition<br />
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* '''hep''': i never smell ok<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': yes, i had too much sports sex and broke my junk<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think a bunch of noisebridgers should go to a strip club with laptops<br/>'''dr_jesus''': some friends and I actually tried that once in vegas for defcon<br/>'''dr_jesus''': then we tried it back here in the bay area to see if they'd kick us out here too and the answer is yes, immediately<br />
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* '''qDot_''': Well, you wallpaper your walls with vag, something's going to get peed on.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Enjoy the hell that you've helped to create!<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': GOOD MORNING<br/>'''jynn-''': WHAT JUST HAPPENED<br />'''jynn-''': OH GOD<br />
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*'''aestetix''': dude where's my ops<br/>'''aestetix''': give me status or give me death<br />
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*'''VonGuard''': As a result, I know exactly who is trolling when.<br />
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*'''setient''': i just realized how awesome it is to have your own office <br>'''miah''': put your pants back on<br />
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* '''rubin110[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Party_Form&oldid=10426 :]''' Please fill out and submit this form to the party comity and directory in order to run your party.<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Atala: even better, how about a illustration of Jacque de Molay's execution?<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': .sql select count(*) from dongs where url like 'http://cache.boston.com%'<br/>'''noisesql''': wiretapped: 0<br/>'''wiretapped''': dr_jesus: see that? I didn't get a () from my delete!<br/>'''noisesql''': I<br/>'''wiretapped''': o_O<br/>'''noisesql''': I hunger for flesh<br/>'''wiretapped''': uh oh<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''' ran a mile once<br/>'''dr_jesus''': these days I just build sand castles instead and wait for some tough guy to kick them over, then I chessbox him<br />
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* '''miah''': i think im a level 2 emoquiter<br />
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* '''alxndr''': damn, I hope I don't bust up giggling next time someone unzips my fly because I'm thinking "HULL BREACH!! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! AAAOOOOOOGAAH"<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think I now have professional java experience<br/>'''aestetix''': and I hate the langugage even more<br/>'''vorstyles''': barista?<br/>'''Epsas''': single short amaerican plz<br/>'''vorstyles''': is that a coffee order, or are you on okcupid?<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': so, how do you dispose of a body?<br/>'''vorstyles''': puppycock: i'd suggest dropping the body at noisebridge hq with a tag saying "for parts"<br/>'''vorstyles''': it'll get used in various projects<br />
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* ''' aestetix''': I just finished jerking off to the last page of anne frank's diary<br />
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* '''Destri''': there is sometimes a fine line between "protesting" and "terrorist action"<br/>'''ani-''': there's sometimes a fine line between your mom and terrorist action<br />
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* '''vorstyles''': i hate this economy<br/>'''vorstyles''': gives people too much freetime for protests<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': Maddox was right<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': what are you interested in? bestiality, s&m?<br />'''lemonkey''': maybe<br />'''alienvenom''': daipers?<br />'''alienvenom''': you an ABDL?<br />'''lemonkey''': sploshing<br />'''alienvenom''': watersports?<br />'''alienvenom''': fisting?<br />'''lemonkey''': i enjoy feeling creamed corn between my buttcheeks<br />'''alienvenom''': O_o<br />'''lemonkey''': as if i shat myself<br />
* '''thermburglar''': i have a math penis, does that count<br/>'''thermburglar''': its uncut, so as to function as a slide rule as well<br />
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* '''miah''': or maybe i'm misisng the humor again<br/>'''miah''': maybe we should implement a humor tag into irc<br/>'''miah''': or write a bot that detects humor to alert us<br />
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* '''ani''': i totally want some httpspanties<br/>'''vorstyles''': panties with a .htaccess<br/>'''lemonkey''': you know it's only a matter of time before our underware starts tweeting<br />
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* '''Kelly''': I'm trying to make a point of relating to non-geeks as if they too were human.<br />
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* '''Jim''': I like being senile, it's like being drunk without the hangover.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': http://twitpic.com/153mju <br/>'''lemonkey''': final shuttle pin<br/>'''JSharp''': nearly 30 years is a very long time for a program like that :)<br/>'''JSharp''': not a bad design<br/>'''JSharp''': heh, the pin I mean<br />
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* '''turkshead''': Dr. J has offered to quantify my gizmo with his phone.<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': i suspect that the people who work at muni do not, in fact, have a brain.<br/>'''solidsnack''': alienvenom: But do they have a heart?<br/>'''solidsnack''': I think I'm most like the cowardly lion.<br />
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* '''miah''': vagina dentata should be standard equipment for female soldiers<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I seriously think phone booths need to start popping up all over america<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I'm just happy that I wrote a robot squad that helps teach people programming languages, the details are kind of a minor point for me<br />'''DrShiny''': dr_jesus: that's so... so... SELFLESS of you<br/>'''DrShiny''': "I'm just glad to do my bit to make the world a better place"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': awesome buy me a hookers and blow<br/>'''DrShiny''': "<self-deprecating moue>"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': sandwich<br />
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* '''aestetix''': FUCK<br />'''aestetix''': MUST FEED CHOCOLATE ADDICTION<br />'''aestetix''': BRB PEANUT BUTTER TWIX OR BUST<br />
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* '''Destri''': new levels of bachelor-hood. Left coat in car, coat has my my titanium spork, need spork to stir my instant coffee<br />
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* '''zedd''': Come on, Zedd for ED, he gets things up<br />'''ani''': ani for ed, she puts things down<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': aestetix: it turns out that for most intents and purposes, the internet *is* a big truck<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': wait, say all that again, i spilled soup on my keyboard so i couldn't hear you<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': when a child dies and has NOT been daemonized (into a completely new process group), the child zombifies because the kernel needs to keep the child data structures around in case the parent wants to look at them to figure out why the child died <br/>'''dr_jesus''': ONLY WHEN the parent process calls wait() or a similar routine to extract that information does the kernel clean up the child data structures, since now the parent has them and can start poring over them to figure out what happened and what to do about it<br/>''' dr_jesus''': now the parent might not want to sit around all day waiting for its kids to die, so the kernel sends SIGCHLD to the parent so whatever the parent is doing can be interrupted and it can call wait() at that point to figure out 1) who died, and 2) what caused it<br/>'''dr_jesus''': so basically SIGCHLD is child protection services and the kids are suicidal<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and a zombie process is a foster kid with a big tattoo on its forehead saying EXIT CODE = 0xwhatever and cps keeps it around waiting for the deadbeat parent to show up and get the exit code<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': yes, they would in theory be able to measure the capacitance of a penis<br />
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* '''rachel-''': no, when i'm 91, i'm gonna stick wine bottles up my ass<br />
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* '''TheScott''': we are having a wi party at VonGuards house because his wife went to Disney land<br/>'''TheScott''': apparently he can't fulfill her fantasy life or requirements<br />
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* '''ryan-c''': oh, hey. I've been looking for that penis bouquet pic for a while<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I did some work in saltmines in Utah. They were rather unpleasant, but not horrible.<br />
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* '''epsas''': i miss shitting in the woods<br/>'''epsas''': in my bear costume<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': bwahhaha <br/>'''dr_jesus''': oracle backwards is el caro <br/>'''dr_jesus''': [http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A] <br/>'''epsas''': does that mean something? <br/>'''epsas''': ahh - hehe <br/>'''dr_jesus''': "the expensive"<br />
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* '''epsas''': you have to fellate the chicken<br />
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* '''epsas''': we need a fighterjetbot<br/>'''epsas''': i like looking at fighter jets <br/>'''epsas''': they are, like, flying dongs with guns<br />
* '''Evil-Bill''': noisecloud: find Sarah Connor<br/>'''noisecloud''': Evil-Bill: I don't understand 'find Sarah Connor'.<br/>'''Evil-Bill''': Well that's a relief.<br />
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* '''miah''': how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': shut up for a second, I'm committing a sin against mankind<br />
* '''rachel-''': it's a hard time to be a terrorist<br />
* '''DrSyzygy:''': "While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. <br/>'''magpie-:''' i have a 3.8 GPA. what?<br />
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* '''Evil_Bill''': C has no objects (only zuul).<br />
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* '''ani''': you do realise the wheels made it rollable right?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noiseelisp: eval (message user-login-name)<br/> '''noiseelisp''': dr_jesus: root<br/> '''dr_jesus''': god fucking dammit not again<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradox<br/> '''grelli''': you... you're not supposed to know about that<br/> '''grelli''': are you after our beaver technology??<br />
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*'''radii''': I'm stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?<br />
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* '''rachel-''': oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCH<br/>'''aestetix''': rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happen<br/>'''aestetix''': Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them<br />
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*'''incekt''': all i know is it's 40 ms away<br/>'''incekt''': as the crow flies<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': noisec: eval printf("%i", getuid());<br/>'''noisec''': dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''': fuck<br />
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* '''rachel''': the dong link list is not very long as yet<br />
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* '''epsas''': IF YOU MISSED THE PUNCHLINE, WILLIE NELSON WAS GIVING DOLLY PARTON ORAL PLEASURE<br />
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* '''dr_jesus_''': rm has [http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/coreutils.git/tree/src/remove.c?id=v8.1#n504 a hardcoded check] to prevent removing /<br/>'''alienvenom''': no it doesn't<br/>'''dr_jesus_''': sure it does, try it<br/>'''alienvenom''': the -rf overrides it<br/>'''alienvenom''': i've done it before<br />
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* '''Sargun''': I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs<br />
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* '''aestetix''': maybe a goatee sniffing context too?<br />
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* '''ani-:''' rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen<br />
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* '''voronika''': at that point, you've missed the bitching bus<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': man i wish i was uncut.<br />'''alienvenom''': just saying :-P<br />'''alienvenom''': sorry<br />'''alienvenom''': lol<br />'''ieatlint''': we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin<br />
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* '''rachel''': eljepe: i see your point and raise you SHUT UP<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Can someone explain to me in one sentence what "agile programming" is?<br />'''oao''': it's like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.<br />
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* '''zedd''': can't breathe lulzing too hard<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Atala: how big is your vagina?<br />
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* '''aestetix''': So, somewhere near the top of the list of people "You don't want to piss off (&trade;)"<br/ >'''aestetix''': Up there with Hitler's ghost and Your mom<br/ >'''aestetix''': I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridge<br/ >'''aestetix''': They're pretty badass<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': btw I'm still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can't read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor<br />
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* '''Crutcher''': Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.<br />
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* >> '''Valkyrie`''' points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. <br/> '''VonGuard:''' so what the hell coudl you even use em for? <br/> '''wiretapped:''' we're using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now<br />
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* '''Anonymous''': I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemite<br/>'''ieatlint''': not as beautiful<br/>'''Martyn''': it was equally as beautiful<br/>'''ieatlint''': don't let the environmentalists fool you<br />
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* '''rigel''': so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecated<br/>'''rigel''': what should i be using instead?<br/>'''miah''': postgresql<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Well, dongs are a dime a dozen.<br/>'''Valkyrie''': Space is rare.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block<br />
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* '''JSharp''': all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.<br />
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* '''Rubin''': OK, I can't tell which one is rum, I'm done for the night.<br />
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*'''turkshead''': guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green.<br/>'''turkshead''': everybody likes green, right?<br/>'''shkoo''': the consensus process must be blue.<br />
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* '''Kripto''': I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs. (revenge!) <br/>'''ieatlint''': Martyn, ouch... i'm going to take that personally <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. <br/>'''ieatlint''': fine fine <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : I'm sure the sentiment is returned :) <br/>'''ieatlint''': but you don't need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough. If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)<br />
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* '''aestetix''': fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww<br />
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* '''froggytoad:''' so... thing is, he has a thing for bears...<br/> '''Atala:''' i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.<br />
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* '''JSharp''': Clippy: "I see you're trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?"<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': at the moment he's so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV's worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady<br />
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*'''Zedd''': Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?<br />
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* '''ioerror''': 99% of the police make the rest look bad<br />
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* '''eljepe''': ie your pipes are full of rats<br/ > '''eljepe''': your walls are full of cats<br/ > '''eljepe''': and there is a homeless man living in your elevator<br/ > '''chu''': If he's living in the elevator is he really homeless?<br />
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* '''ani-''': hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records<br/ >>> '''ani-''' submits<br/ >>> '''Evil-Bill''' dominates<br />
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* '''noisercode''': ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': ow<br/ >'''dr_jesus''': some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuries<br/ >'''MrDomino''': yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester's off to a bang...<br/ >>> '''ani-''' slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout<br/ >>> '''MrDomino''' masturbates furiously to his pun<br />
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* '''Emflamed''': guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!<br />
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* '''[[User:rachel|rachel-]]''': and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer<br />
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* '''teratoma''': perhaps noisebridge can hack BART to run without employees<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noisecode: eval os.geteuid()<br/>'''noisecode''' dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''' fuck<br />
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* >> '''SanMehat''' blew a transformer<br/ >'''iz''': did he at least buy you dinner first?<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done...<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: you're single right now, yes?<br/ >'''ieatlint''': Atala, yes.<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: now's the time! if that thing isn't going to get some use, might as well bling it out. <br />
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* '''ceren''': ps: do not feed your pierced penis to a baby.<br />
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* >> '''ani-''' puts on pants<br/>'''rachel-''': ani-: nooooooooooooo<br />
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* '''Atala''': yeah, what's been up with the pacific northwest hitting bbq temperatures?<br />'''lemonkey''': god's wrath for Microsoft bing<br />
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* '''rubin110''': So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding.<br />'''rubin110''': His ass looked sooo good.<br />'''rubin110''': You didn't hear this from me.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK.<br/> '''rubin110''': ER ALL OF<br/>'''VonGuard''': [21:18] <rubin110> IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': Wait.<br />'''rubin110''': Why don't we have the makerbot just print us a new space?<br />
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* '''ani'''-: [http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com/ http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com]<br/ >'''zaius''': hot! i'd wear that<br/ >'''zaius''': ... if i was a girl, i mean<br />
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* There was a [[David Fine]] bonanza - which got its own page.<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water. I haven't tried it yet.<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation<br />
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* '''VonGuard:''' oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard<br />
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*'''Atala''': were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?<br />
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*'''lemonkey''': mm jerk chicken quesadillas<br/ >'''iz''': they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions<br />
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* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck's Neutron Absorbent Cock.<br />
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* '''Nana''': Rat poison is never the solution.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': stop, drop, and rofl<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': "welcome to apple, here's your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin"<br />
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* '''Atala''': ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn't count ;P<br/>'''ieatlint''': Atala, it wasn't for crack<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge<br />
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* '''vniow-rachel-''': i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!<br />
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* '''Atala''': i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn't eat in public, that would be annoying.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this "IP" business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.<br />
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* '''San''': "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"<br />
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* '''ryanc-''': i need more sex toys<br/>'''vniow''': me too<br />
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* '''aestetix''': vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': '/win goto #gaysf<br/>'''alienvenom''': err<br/>'''alienvenom''': wow<br/>'''alienvenom''': uh<br/>'''alienvenom''': everyone type /clear now please :)<br/>'''alienvenom''': :-\<br />
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* '''vniow''': god, i sound like a noisebridge slut<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: vniow: I don't think you're a slut<br/>'''vniow''': i've slept with ceren too, as of last night<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: ok, now I do<br />
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* '''leif''': It's not as wiki as it could be.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com<br/>'''Martyn''': You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it<br/>'''Atala''': there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE!<br/>'''Valkyrie`''': It's a little surreal.<br />
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* [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.<br />
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* '''anonymous''': Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.<br />
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* '''aestetix''' : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.<br />
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* '''Skye''': I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.<br />
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* '''Steen''': If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Quotes&diff=11437Quotes2010-05-30T04:59:12Z<p>Drwxrxrx: TWO IN A ROW I WIN</p>
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<div>'''When someone says something outrageously funny or weird, it goes on the memorable quotes list or it gets the hose again. <br />
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Most recent are on top.'''<br />
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* '''hephaestus_''': screw you guys, i'm going to fry's<br />
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* '''zedd''': Pft. I'm a member now, there is no should, only bitch and do not.<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': seattle always struck me as the place where san franciscans went to become irrelevant<br/ >'''hephaestus''': it's just as expensive but far more douchey<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': Gnewt: well, i just finished a presentation on DIY Dildos. I'm trying to start a church. And I'm trying to get permission to piss off a bunch of juggalos early next month. you?<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': i use the salt for luck<br>'''VonGuard''': i have a salt throwing device installed on my shoulder that throws it over my shoulder every 2 seconds<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': but the usual random dicks? not porn imho<br />
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* '''solidsnack''': I'm a roving bandaid.<br />
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* '''jon|atwerk''': VonGuard: that is where you convert morse code into oral and anal, right?<br />
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* Overheard: Facebook should have made a board game.<br />
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* '''Aya''': If coming to Noisebridge solved my problems and made me famous I wouldn't question it.<br />
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* '''Erin''': We're all NB-tards<br/>'''Al''': I just registered nbtard.com!<br/>'''rachel''': with one hand<br />
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* '''himynameisthor''': COCKS!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': OMG COCKS!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': best idea ever!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': sorry, that came out a little creepier than I had intended<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Wear four fingerpuppets: a buddhist, an objectivist, a mormon, and a scientologist<br/> '''aestetix''': And then masturbate <br/> '''aestetix''': Which puppet should get the money shot?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''' eyes atala's boobs<br/>'''Atala''': mostly i wish i could take them off. the problem with this is that then i'd have to worry about people stealing them.<br />
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* '''DrSyzygy''': Muwahahahahahaha! In an unholy union, I now am able to use MPI clusters and SQL servers with Sagemath to compute Gr&ouml;bner Bases!<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I don't have a real pc. I've gone totally virtual.<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': On the one hand, I'm happy that people are learning sql<br/>'''dr_jesus''': on the other hand, that's an awful lot of dick that I'm colocating in an anonymous secret underground swedish colo<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': there's a giant lightning bolt on my widget<br />
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* '''DrSyzygy''' takes off his pants so he can write tomorrow's lecture.<br/>'''saizai''': .... what's the lecture on exactly?<br/>'''qDot_''': That's certainly how I prepare for my lectures.<br/>'''qDot_''': But, well, I lecture about butt plugs.<br />
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* '''Nils''': if you take the goat to the edge of a cliff, it will push back harder.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': now to spruce up my blog layout<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': you're not supposed to shoot TVs<br/>'''dr_jesus''': they have lead and stuff in the glass<br/>'''voronika''': you're not supposed to do a lot of fun things<br />
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* '''alxndr''': I think I've successfully switched myself from emacs to vim. <br /> '''VonGuard''': wow <br />'''VonGuard''': that's like a sex change for nerds<br />
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* '''epsas''': Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from irc on a text console.<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': i'm just being a bitch and arguing this :P<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': nice, the producer for "survivor" is suspected in the murder of his wife<br />'''magpie''': she wasnt murdered<br />'''magpie''': just "voted off the island"<br />
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* '''flatline_hb''': The spamtron 9000 is set to "hair-trigger," do not say the same thing thrice on pain of kline<br />'''flatline_hb''': interesting<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />[~flatline_@the.inter.net] has quit [Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.))]<br />
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* '''phusion''': surprised they could dance wearing that shit.<br/>'''miah''': of course they can dance<br/>'''miah''': that is battle ready armor, storm troopers need to be able to move if they are going to fight worth a damn<br />
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* '''shogun_''': After reading the entire article, I think it's an april fools....they got me<br />
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* '''zedd''': Anyone that doesn't love comic sans is a terrorist.<br />
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* '''liquidsun|''': I bought a hat so I can be an asshat<br />
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* '''ceren''': aempirei: it's been done so hard here that i think we're beating the spot on the ground where the dead horse rotted<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': does thermburglar steal heat?<br/>'''dr_jesus''': thermburglar does in fact steal heat<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and then does covered calls in the btu market with them<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and then returns them, sometimes in less than pristine condition<br />
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* '''hep''': i never smell ok<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': yes, i had too much sports sex and broke my junk<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think a bunch of noisebridgers should go to a strip club with laptops<br/>'''dr_jesus''': some friends and I actually tried that once in vegas for defcon<br/>'''dr_jesus''': then we tried it back here in the bay area to see if they'd kick us out here too and the answer is yes, immediately<br />
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* '''qDot_''': Well, you wallpaper your walls with vag, something's going to get peed on.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Enjoy the hell that you've helped to create!<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': GOOD MORNING<br/>'''jynn-''': WHAT JUST HAPPENED<br />'''jynn-''': OH GOD<br />
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*'''aestetix''': dude where's my ops<br/>'''aestetix''': give me status or give me death<br />
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*'''VonGuard''': As a result, I know exactly who is trolling when.<br />
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*'''setient''': i just realized how awesome it is to have your own office <br>'''miah''': put your pants back on<br />
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* '''rubin110[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Party_Form&oldid=10426 :]''' Please fill out and submit this form to the party comity and directory in order to run your party.<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Atala: even better, how about a illustration of Jacque de Molay's execution?<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': .sql select count(*) from dongs where url like 'http://cache.boston.com%'<br/>'''noisesql''': wiretapped: 0<br/>'''wiretapped''': dr_jesus: see that? I didn't get a () from my delete!<br/>'''noisesql''': I<br/>'''wiretapped''': o_O<br/>'''noisesql''': I hunger for flesh<br/>'''wiretapped''': uh oh<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''' ran a mile once<br/>'''dr_jesus''': these days I just build sand castles instead and wait for some tough guy to kick them over, then I chessbox him<br />
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* '''miah''': i think im a level 2 emoquiter<br />
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* '''alxndr''': damn, I hope I don't bust up giggling next time someone unzips my fly because I'm thinking "HULL BREACH!! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! AAAOOOOOOGAAH"<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think I now have professional java experience<br/>'''aestetix''': and I hate the langugage even more<br/>'''vorstyles''': barista?<br/>'''Epsas''': single short amaerican plz<br/>'''vorstyles''': is that a coffee order, or are you on okcupid?<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': so, how do you dispose of a body?<br/>'''vorstyles''': puppycock: i'd suggest dropping the body at noisebridge hq with a tag saying "for parts"<br/>'''vorstyles''': it'll get used in various projects<br />
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* ''' aestetix''': I just finished jerking off to the last page of anne frank's diary<br />
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* '''Destri''': there is sometimes a fine line between "protesting" and "terrorist action"<br/>'''ani-''': there's sometimes a fine line between your mom and terrorist action<br />
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* '''vorstyles''': i hate this economy<br/>'''vorstyles''': gives people too much freetime for protests<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': Maddox was right<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': what are you interested in? bestiality, s&m?<br />'''lemonkey''': maybe<br />'''alienvenom''': daipers?<br />'''alienvenom''': you an ABDL?<br />'''lemonkey''': sploshing<br />'''alienvenom''': watersports?<br />'''alienvenom''': fisting?<br />'''lemonkey''': i enjoy feeling creamed corn between my buttcheeks<br />'''alienvenom''': O_o<br />'''lemonkey''': as if i shat myself<br />
* '''thermburglar''': i have a math penis, does that count<br/>'''thermburglar''': its uncut, so as to function as a slide rule as well<br />
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* '''miah''': or maybe i'm misisng the humor again<br/>'''miah''': maybe we should implement a humor tag into irc<br/>'''miah''': or write a bot that detects humor to alert us<br />
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* '''ani''': i totally want some httpspanties<br/>'''vorstyles''': panties with a .htaccess<br/>'''lemonkey''': you know it's only a matter of time before our underware starts tweeting<br />
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* '''Kelly''': I'm trying to make a point of relating to non-geeks as if they too were human.<br />
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* '''Jim''': I like being senile, it's like being drunk without the hangover.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': http://twitpic.com/153mju <br/>'''lemonkey''': final shuttle pin<br/>'''JSharp''': nearly 30 years is a very long time for a program like that :)<br/>'''JSharp''': not a bad design<br/>'''JSharp''': heh, the pin I mean<br />
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* '''turkshead''': Dr. J has offered to quantify my gizmo with his phone.<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': i suspect that the people who work at muni do not, in fact, have a brain.<br/>'''solidsnack''': alienvenom: But do they have a heart?<br/>'''solidsnack''': I think I'm most like the cowardly lion.<br />
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* '''miah''': vagina dentata should be standard equipment for female soldiers<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I seriously think phone booths need to start popping up all over america<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I'm just happy that I wrote a robot squad that helps teach people programming languages, the details are kind of a minor point for me<br />'''DrShiny''': dr_jesus: that's so... so... SELFLESS of you<br/>'''DrShiny''': "I'm just glad to do my bit to make the world a better place"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': awesome buy me a hookers and blow<br/>'''DrShiny''': "<self-deprecating moue>"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': sandwich<br />
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* '''aestetix''': FUCK<br />'''aestetix''': MUST FEED CHOCOLATE ADDICTION<br />'''aestetix''': BRB PEANUT BUTTER TWIX OR BUST<br />
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* '''Destri''': new levels of bachelor-hood. Left coat in car, coat has my my titanium spork, need spork to stir my instant coffee<br />
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* '''zedd''': Come on, Zedd for ED, he gets things up<br />'''ani''': ani for ed, she puts things down<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': aestetix: it turns out that for most intents and purposes, the internet *is* a big truck<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': wait, say all that again, i spilled soup on my keyboard so i couldn't hear you<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': when a child dies and has NOT been daemonized (into a completely new process group), the child zombifies because the kernel needs to keep the child data structures around in case the parent wants to look at them to figure out why the child died <br/>'''dr_jesus''': ONLY WHEN the parent process calls wait() or a similar routine to extract that information does the kernel clean up the child data structures, since now the parent has them and can start poring over them to figure out what happened and what to do about it<br/>''' dr_jesus''': now the parent might not want to sit around all day waiting for its kids to die, so the kernel sends SIGCHLD to the parent so whatever the parent is doing can be interrupted and it can call wait() at that point to figure out 1) who died, and 2) what caused it<br/>'''dr_jesus''': so basically SIGCHLD is child protection services and the kids are suicidal<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and a zombie process is a foster kid with a big tattoo on its forehead saying EXIT CODE = 0xwhatever and cps keeps it around waiting for the deadbeat parent to show up and get the exit code<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': yes, they would in theory be able to measure the capacitance of a penis<br />
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* '''rachel-''': no, when i'm 91, i'm gonna stick wine bottles up my ass<br />
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* '''TheScott''': we are having a wi party at VonGuards house because his wife went to Disney land<br/>'''TheScott''': apparently he can't fulfill her fantasy life or requirements<br />
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* '''ryan-c''': oh, hey. I've been looking for that penis bouquet pic for a while<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I did some work in saltmines in Utah. They were rather unpleasant, but not horrible.<br />
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* '''epsas''': i miss shitting in the woods<br/>'''epsas''': in my bear costume<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': bwahhaha <br/>'''dr_jesus''': oracle backwards is el caro <br/>'''dr_jesus''': [http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A] <br/>'''epsas''': does that mean something? <br/>'''epsas''': ahh - hehe <br/>'''dr_jesus''': "the expensive"<br />
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* '''epsas''': you have to fellate the chicken<br />
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* '''epsas''': we need a fighterjetbot<br/>'''epsas''': i like looking at fighter jets <br/>'''epsas''': they are, like, flying dongs with guns<br />
* '''Evil-Bill''': noisecloud: find Sarah Connor<br/>'''noisecloud''': Evil-Bill: I don't understand 'find Sarah Connor'.<br/>'''Evil-Bill''': Well that's a relief.<br />
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* '''miah''': how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': shut up for a second, I'm committing a sin against mankind<br />
* '''rachel-''': it's a hard time to be a terrorist<br />
* '''DrSyzygy:''': "While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. <br/>'''magpie-:''' i have a 3.8 GPA. what?<br />
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* '''Evil_Bill''': C has no objects (only zuul).<br />
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* '''ani''': you do realise the wheels made it rollable right?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noiseelisp: eval (message user-login-name)<br/> '''noiseelisp''': dr_jesus: root<br/> '''dr_jesus''': god fucking dammit not again<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradox<br/> '''grelli''': you... you're not supposed to know about that<br/> '''grelli''': are you after our beaver technology??<br />
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*'''radii''': I'm stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?<br />
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* '''rachel-''': oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCH<br/>'''aestetix''': rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happen<br/>'''aestetix''': Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them<br />
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*'''incekt''': all i know is it's 40 ms away<br/>'''incekt''': as the crow flies<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': noisec: eval printf("%i", getuid());<br/>'''noisec''': dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''': fuck<br />
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* '''rachel''': the dong link list is not very long as yet<br />
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* '''epsas''': IF YOU MISSED THE PUNCHLINE, WILLIE NELSON WAS GIVING DOLLY PARTON ORAL PLEASURE<br />
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* '''dr_jesus_''': rm has [http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/coreutils.git/tree/src/remove.c?id=v8.1#n504 a hardcoded check] to prevent removing /<br/>'''alienvenom''': no it doesn't<br/>'''dr_jesus_''': sure it does, try it<br/>'''alienvenom''': the -rf overrides it<br/>'''alienvenom''': i've done it before<br />
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* '''Sargun''': I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs<br />
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* '''aestetix''': maybe a goatee sniffing context too?<br />
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* '''ani-:''' rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen<br />
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* '''voronika''': at that point, you've missed the bitching bus<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': man i wish i was uncut.<br />'''alienvenom''': just saying :-P<br />'''alienvenom''': sorry<br />'''alienvenom''': lol<br />'''ieatlint''': we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin<br />
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* '''rachel''': eljepe: i see your point and raise you SHUT UP<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Can someone explain to me in one sentence what "agile programming" is?<br />'''oao''': it's like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.<br />
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* '''zedd''': can't breathe lulzing too hard<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Atala: how big is your vagina?<br />
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* '''aestetix''': So, somewhere near the top of the list of people "You don't want to piss off (&trade;)"<br/ >'''aestetix''': Up there with Hitler's ghost and Your mom<br/ >'''aestetix''': I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridge<br/ >'''aestetix''': They're pretty badass<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': btw I'm still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can't read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor<br />
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* '''Crutcher''': Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.<br />
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* >> '''Valkyrie`''' points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. <br/> '''VonGuard:''' so what the hell coudl you even use em for? <br/> '''wiretapped:''' we're using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now<br />
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* '''Anonymous''': I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemite<br/>'''ieatlint''': not as beautiful<br/>'''Martyn''': it was equally as beautiful<br/>'''ieatlint''': don't let the environmentalists fool you<br />
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* '''rigel''': so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecated<br/>'''rigel''': what should i be using instead?<br/>'''miah''': postgresql<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Well, dongs are a dime a dozen.<br/>'''Valkyrie''': Space is rare.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block<br />
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* '''JSharp''': all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.<br />
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* '''Rubin''': OK, I can't tell which one is rum, I'm done for the night.<br />
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*'''turkshead''': guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green.<br/>'''turkshead''': everybody likes green, right?<br/>'''shkoo''': the consensus process must be blue.<br />
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* '''Kripto''': I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs. (revenge!) <br/>'''ieatlint''': Martyn, ouch... i'm going to take that personally <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. <br/>'''ieatlint''': fine fine <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : I'm sure the sentiment is returned :) <br/>'''ieatlint''': but you don't need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough. If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)<br />
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* '''aestetix''': fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww<br />
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* '''froggytoad:''' so... thing is, he has a thing for bears...<br/> '''Atala:''' i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.<br />
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* '''JSharp''': Clippy: "I see you're trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?"<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': at the moment he's so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV's worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady<br />
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*'''Zedd''': Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?<br />
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* '''ioerror''': 99% of the police make the rest look bad<br />
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* '''eljepe''': ie your pipes are full of rats<br/ > '''eljepe''': your walls are full of cats<br/ > '''eljepe''': and there is a homeless man living in your elevator<br/ > '''chu''': If he's living in the elevator is he really homeless?<br />
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* '''ani-''': hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records<br/ >>> '''ani-''' submits<br/ >>> '''Evil-Bill''' dominates<br />
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* '''noisercode''': ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': ow<br/ >'''dr_jesus''': some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuries<br/ >'''MrDomino''': yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester's off to a bang...<br/ >>> '''ani-''' slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout<br/ >>> '''MrDomino''' masturbates furiously to his pun<br />
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* '''Emflamed''': guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!<br />
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* '''[[User:rachel|rachel-]]''': and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer<br />
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* '''teratoma''': perhaps noisebridge can hack BART to run without employees<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noisecode: eval os.geteuid()<br/>'''noisecode''' dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''' fuck<br />
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* >> '''SanMehat''' blew a transformer<br/ >'''iz''': did he at least buy you dinner first?<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done...<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: you're single right now, yes?<br/ >'''ieatlint''': Atala, yes.<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: now's the time! if that thing isn't going to get some use, might as well bling it out. <br />
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* '''ceren''': ps: do not feed your pierced penis to a baby.<br />
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* >> '''ani-''' puts on pants<br/>'''rachel-''': ani-: nooooooooooooo<br />
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* '''Atala''': yeah, what's been up with the pacific northwest hitting bbq temperatures?<br />'''lemonkey''': god's wrath for Microsoft bing<br />
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* '''rubin110''': So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding.<br />'''rubin110''': His ass looked sooo good.<br />'''rubin110''': You didn't hear this from me.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK.<br/> '''rubin110''': ER ALL OF<br/>'''VonGuard''': [21:18] <rubin110> IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': Wait.<br />'''rubin110''': Why don't we have the makerbot just print us a new space?<br />
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* '''ani'''-: [http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com/ http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com]<br/ >'''zaius''': hot! i'd wear that<br/ >'''zaius''': ... if i was a girl, i mean<br />
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* There was a [[David Fine]] bonanza - which got its own page.<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water. I haven't tried it yet.<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation<br />
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* '''VonGuard:''' oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard<br />
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*'''Atala''': were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?<br />
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*'''lemonkey''': mm jerk chicken quesadillas<br/ >'''iz''': they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions<br />
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* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck's Neutron Absorbent Cock.<br />
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* '''Nana''': Rat poison is never the solution.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': stop, drop, and rofl<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': "welcome to apple, here's your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin"<br />
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* '''Atala''': ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn't count ;P<br/>'''ieatlint''': Atala, it wasn't for crack<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge<br />
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* '''vniow-rachel-''': i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!<br />
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* '''Atala''': i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn't eat in public, that would be annoying.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this "IP" business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.<br />
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* '''San''': "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"<br />
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* '''ryanc-''': i need more sex toys<br/>'''vniow''': me too<br />
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* '''aestetix''': vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': '/win goto #gaysf<br/>'''alienvenom''': err<br/>'''alienvenom''': wow<br/>'''alienvenom''': uh<br/>'''alienvenom''': everyone type /clear now please :)<br/>'''alienvenom''': :-\<br />
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* '''vniow''': god, i sound like a noisebridge slut<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: vniow: I don't think you're a slut<br/>'''vniow''': i've slept with ceren too, as of last night<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: ok, now I do<br />
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* '''leif''': It's not as wiki as it could be.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com<br/>'''Martyn''': You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it<br/>'''Atala''': there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE!<br/>'''Valkyrie`''': It's a little surreal.<br />
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* [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.<br />
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* '''anonymous''': Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.<br />
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* '''aestetix''' : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.<br />
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* '''Skye''': I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.<br />
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* '''Steen''': If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Quotes&diff=11378Quotes2010-05-26T22:16:43Z<p>Drwxrxrx: heh</p>
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* '''zedd''': Pft. I'm a member now, there is no should, only bitch and do not.<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': seattle always struck me as the place where san franciscans went to become irrelevant<br/ >'''hephaestus''': it's just as expensive but far more douchey<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': Gnewt: well, i just finished a presentation on DIY Dildos. I'm trying to start a church. And I'm trying to get permission to piss off a bunch of juggalos early next month. you?<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': i use the salt for luck<br>'''VonGuard''': i have a salt throwing device installed on my shoulder that throws it over my shoulder every 2 seconds<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': but the usual random dicks? not porn imho<br />
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* '''solidsnack''': I'm a roving bandaid.<br />
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* '''jon|atwerk''': VonGuard: that is where you convert morse code into oral and anal, right?<br />
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* Overheard: Facebook should have made a board game.<br />
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* '''Aya''': If coming to Noisebridge solved my problems and made me famous I wouldn't question it.<br />
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* '''Erin''': We're all NB-tards<br/>'''Al''': I just registered nbtard.com!<br/>'''rachel''': with one hand<br />
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* '''himynameisthor''': COCKS!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': OMG COCKS!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': best idea ever!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': sorry, that came out a little creepier than I had intended<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Wear four fingerpuppets: a buddhist, an objectivist, a mormon, and a scientologist<br/> '''aestetix''': And then masturbate <br/> '''aestetix''': Which puppet should get the money shot?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''' eyes atala's boobs<br/>'''Atala''': mostly i wish i could take them off. the problem with this is that then i'd have to worry about people stealing them.<br />
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* '''DrSyzygy''': Muwahahahahahaha! In an unholy union, I now am able to use MPI clusters and SQL servers with Sagemath to compute Gr&ouml;bner Bases!<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I don't have a real pc. I've gone totally virtual.<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': On the one hand, I'm happy that people are learning sql<br/>'''dr_jesus''': on the other hand, that's an awful lot of dick that I'm colocating in an anonymous secret underground swedish colo<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': there's a giant lightning bolt on my widget<br />
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* '''DrSyzygy''' takes off his pants so he can write tomorrow's lecture.<br/>'''saizai''': .... what's the lecture on exactly?<br/>'''qDot_''': That's certainly how I prepare for my lectures.<br/>'''qDot_''': But, well, I lecture about butt plugs.<br />
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* '''Nils''': if you take the goat to the edge of a cliff, it will push back harder.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': now to spruce up my blog layout<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': you're not supposed to shoot TVs<br/>'''dr_jesus''': they have lead and stuff in the glass<br/>'''voronika''': you're not supposed to do a lot of fun things<br />
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* '''alxndr''': I think I've successfully switched myself from emacs to vim. <br /> '''VonGuard''': wow <br />'''VonGuard''': that's like a sex change for nerds<br />
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* '''epsas''': Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from irc on a text console.<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': i'm just being a bitch and arguing this :P<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': nice, the producer for "survivor" is suspected in the murder of his wife<br />'''magpie''': she wasnt murdered<br />'''magpie''': just "voted off the island"<br />
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* '''flatline_hb''': The spamtron 9000 is set to "hair-trigger," do not say the same thing thrice on pain of kline<br />'''flatline_hb''': interesting<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />[~flatline_@the.inter.net] has quit [Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.))]<br />
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* '''phusion''': surprised they could dance wearing that shit.<br/>'''miah''': of course they can dance<br/>'''miah''': that is battle ready armor, storm troopers need to be able to move if they are going to fight worth a damn<br />
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* '''shogun_''': After reading the entire article, I think it's an april fools....they got me<br />
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* '''zedd''': Anyone that doesn't love comic sans is a terrorist.<br />
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* '''liquidsun|''': I bought a hat so I can be an asshat<br />
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* '''ceren''': aempirei: it's been done so hard here that i think we're beating the spot on the ground where the dead horse rotted<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': does thermburglar steal heat?<br/>'''dr_jesus''': thermburglar does in fact steal heat<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and then does covered calls in the btu market with them<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and then returns them, sometimes in less than pristine condition<br />
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* '''hep''': i never smell ok<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': yes, i had too much sports sex and broke my junk<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think a bunch of noisebridgers should go to a strip club with laptops<br/>'''dr_jesus''': some friends and I actually tried that once in vegas for defcon<br/>'''dr_jesus''': then we tried it back here in the bay area to see if they'd kick us out here too and the answer is yes, immediately<br />
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* '''qDot_''': Well, you wallpaper your walls with vag, something's going to get peed on.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Enjoy the hell that you've helped to create!<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': GOOD MORNING<br/>'''jynn-''': WHAT JUST HAPPENED<br />'''jynn-''': OH GOD<br />
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*'''aestetix''': dude where's my ops<br/>'''aestetix''': give me status or give me death<br />
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*'''VonGuard''': As a result, I know exactly who is trolling when.<br />
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*'''setient''': i just realized how awesome it is to have your own office <br>'''miah''': put your pants back on<br />
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* '''rubin110[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Party_Form&oldid=10426 :]''' Please fill out and submit this form to the party comity and directory in order to run your party.<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Atala: even better, how about a illustration of Jacque de Molay's execution?<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': .sql select count(*) from dongs where url like 'http://cache.boston.com%'<br/>'''noisesql''': wiretapped: 0<br/>'''wiretapped''': dr_jesus: see that? I didn't get a () from my delete!<br/>'''noisesql''': I<br/>'''wiretapped''': o_O<br/>'''noisesql''': I hunger for flesh<br/>'''wiretapped''': uh oh<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''' ran a mile once<br/>'''dr_jesus''': these days I just build sand castles instead and wait for some tough guy to kick them over, then I chessbox him<br />
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* '''miah''': i think im a level 2 emoquiter<br />
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* '''alxndr''': damn, I hope I don't bust up giggling next time someone unzips my fly because I'm thinking "HULL BREACH!! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! AAAOOOOOOGAAH"<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think I now have professional java experience<br/>'''aestetix''': and I hate the langugage even more<br/>'''vorstyles''': barista?<br/>'''Epsas''': single short amaerican plz<br/>'''vorstyles''': is that a coffee order, or are you on okcupid?<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': so, how do you dispose of a body?<br/>'''vorstyles''': puppycock: i'd suggest dropping the body at noisebridge hq with a tag saying "for parts"<br/>'''vorstyles''': it'll get used in various projects<br />
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* ''' aestetix''': I just finished jerking off to the last page of anne frank's diary<br />
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* '''Destri''': there is sometimes a fine line between "protesting" and "terrorist action"<br/>'''ani-''': there's sometimes a fine line between your mom and terrorist action<br />
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* '''vorstyles''': i hate this economy<br/>'''vorstyles''': gives people too much freetime for protests<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': Maddox was right<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': what are you interested in? bestiality, s&m?<br />'''lemonkey''': maybe<br />'''alienvenom''': daipers?<br />'''alienvenom''': you an ABDL?<br />'''lemonkey''': sploshing<br />'''alienvenom''': watersports?<br />'''alienvenom''': fisting?<br />'''lemonkey''': i enjoy feeling creamed corn between my buttcheeks<br />'''alienvenom''': O_o<br />'''lemonkey''': as if i shat myself<br />
* '''thermburglar''': i have a math penis, does that count<br/>'''thermburglar''': its uncut, so as to function as a slide rule as well<br />
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* '''miah''': or maybe i'm misisng the humor again<br/>'''miah''': maybe we should implement a humor tag into irc<br/>'''miah''': or write a bot that detects humor to alert us<br />
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* '''ani''': i totally want some httpspanties<br/>'''vorstyles''': panties with a .htaccess<br/>'''lemonkey''': you know it's only a matter of time before our underware starts tweeting<br />
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* '''Kelly''': I'm trying to make a point of relating to non-geeks as if they too were human.<br />
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* '''Jim''': I like being senile, it's like being drunk without the hangover.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': http://twitpic.com/153mju <br/>'''lemonkey''': final shuttle pin<br/>'''JSharp''': nearly 30 years is a very long time for a program like that :)<br/>'''JSharp''': not a bad design<br/>'''JSharp''': heh, the pin I mean<br />
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* '''turkshead''': Dr. J has offered to quantify my gizmo with his phone.<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': i suspect that the people who work at muni do not, in fact, have a brain.<br/>'''solidsnack''': alienvenom: But do they have a heart?<br/>'''solidsnack''': I think I'm most like the cowardly lion.<br />
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* '''miah''': vagina dentata should be standard equipment for female soldiers<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I seriously think phone booths need to start popping up all over america<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I'm just happy that I wrote a robot squad that helps teach people programming languages, the details are kind of a minor point for me<br />'''DrShiny''': dr_jesus: that's so... so... SELFLESS of you<br/>'''DrShiny''': "I'm just glad to do my bit to make the world a better place"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': awesome buy me a hookers and blow<br/>'''DrShiny''': "<self-deprecating moue>"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': sandwich<br />
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* '''aestetix''': FUCK<br />'''aestetix''': MUST FEED CHOCOLATE ADDICTION<br />'''aestetix''': BRB PEANUT BUTTER TWIX OR BUST<br />
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* '''Destri''': new levels of bachelor-hood. Left coat in car, coat has my my titanium spork, need spork to stir my instant coffee<br />
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* '''zedd''': Come on, Zedd for ED, he gets things up<br />'''ani''': ani for ed, she puts things down<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': aestetix: it turns out that for most intents and purposes, the internet *is* a big truck<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': wait, say all that again, i spilled soup on my keyboard so i couldn't hear you<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': when a child dies and has NOT been daemonized (into a completely new process group), the child zombifies because the kernel needs to keep the child data structures around in case the parent wants to look at them to figure out why the child died <br/>'''dr_jesus''': ONLY WHEN the parent process calls wait() or a similar routine to extract that information does the kernel clean up the child data structures, since now the parent has them and can start poring over them to figure out what happened and what to do about it<br/>''' dr_jesus''': now the parent might not want to sit around all day waiting for its kids to die, so the kernel sends SIGCHLD to the parent so whatever the parent is doing can be interrupted and it can call wait() at that point to figure out 1) who died, and 2) what caused it<br/>'''dr_jesus''': so basically SIGCHLD is child protection services and the kids are suicidal<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and a zombie process is a foster kid with a big tattoo on its forehead saying EXIT CODE = 0xwhatever and cps keeps it around waiting for the deadbeat parent to show up and get the exit code<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': yes, they would in theory be able to measure the capacitance of a penis<br />
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* '''rachel-''': no, when i'm 91, i'm gonna stick wine bottles up my ass<br />
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* '''TheScott''': we are having a wi party at VonGuards house because his wife went to Disney land<br/>'''TheScott''': apparently he can't fulfill her fantasy life or requirements<br />
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* '''ryan-c''': oh, hey. I've been looking for that penis bouquet pic for a while<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I did some work in saltmines in Utah. They were rather unpleasant, but not horrible.<br />
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* '''epsas''': i miss shitting in the woods<br/>'''epsas''': in my bear costume<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': bwahhaha <br/>'''dr_jesus''': oracle backwards is el caro <br/>'''dr_jesus''': [http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A] <br/>'''epsas''': does that mean something? <br/>'''epsas''': ahh - hehe <br/>'''dr_jesus''': "the expensive"<br />
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* '''epsas''': you have to fellate the chicken<br />
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* '''epsas''': we need a fighterjetbot<br/>'''epsas''': i like looking at fighter jets <br/>'''epsas''': they are, like, flying dongs with guns<br />
* '''Evil-Bill''': noisecloud: find Sarah Connor<br/>'''noisecloud''': Evil-Bill: I don't understand 'find Sarah Connor'.<br/>'''Evil-Bill''': Well that's a relief.<br />
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* '''miah''': how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': shut up for a second, I'm committing a sin against mankind<br />
* '''rachel-''': it's a hard time to be a terrorist<br />
* '''DrSyzygy:''': "While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. <br/>'''magpie-:''' i have a 3.8 GPA. what?<br />
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* '''Evil_Bill''': C has no objects (only zuul).<br />
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* '''ani''': you do realise the wheels made it rollable right?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noiseelisp: eval (message user-login-name)<br/> '''noiseelisp''': dr_jesus: root<br/> '''dr_jesus''': god fucking dammit not again<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradox<br/> '''grelli''': you... you're not supposed to know about that<br/> '''grelli''': are you after our beaver technology??<br />
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*'''radii''': I'm stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?<br />
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* '''rachel-''': oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCH<br/>'''aestetix''': rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happen<br/>'''aestetix''': Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them<br />
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*'''incekt''': all i know is it's 40 ms away<br/>'''incekt''': as the crow flies<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': noisec: eval printf("%i", getuid());<br/>'''noisec''': dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''': fuck<br />
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* '''rachel''': the dong link list is not very long as yet<br />
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* '''epsas''': IF YOU MISSED THE PUNCHLINE, WILLIE NELSON WAS GIVING DOLLY PARTON ORAL PLEASURE<br />
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* '''dr_jesus_''': rm has [http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/coreutils.git/tree/src/remove.c?id=v8.1#n504 a hardcoded check] to prevent removing /<br/>'''alienvenom''': no it doesn't<br/>'''dr_jesus_''': sure it does, try it<br/>'''alienvenom''': the -rf overrides it<br/>'''alienvenom''': i've done it before<br />
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* '''Sargun''': I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs<br />
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* '''aestetix''': maybe a goatee sniffing context too?<br />
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* '''ani-:''' rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen<br />
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* '''voronika''': at that point, you've missed the bitching bus<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': man i wish i was uncut.<br />'''alienvenom''': just saying :-P<br />'''alienvenom''': sorry<br />'''alienvenom''': lol<br />'''ieatlint''': we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin<br />
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* '''rachel''': eljepe: i see your point and raise you SHUT UP<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Can someone explain to me in one sentence what "agile programming" is?<br />'''oao''': it's like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.<br />
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* '''zedd''': can't breathe lulzing too hard<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Atala: how big is your vagina?<br />
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* '''aestetix''': So, somewhere near the top of the list of people "You don't want to piss off (&trade;)"<br/ >'''aestetix''': Up there with Hitler's ghost and Your mom<br/ >'''aestetix''': I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridge<br/ >'''aestetix''': They're pretty badass<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': btw I'm still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can't read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor<br />
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* '''Crutcher''': Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.<br />
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* >> '''Valkyrie`''' points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. <br/> '''VonGuard:''' so what the hell coudl you even use em for? <br/> '''wiretapped:''' we're using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now<br />
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* '''Anonymous''': I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemite<br/>'''ieatlint''': not as beautiful<br/>'''Martyn''': it was equally as beautiful<br/>'''ieatlint''': don't let the environmentalists fool you<br />
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* '''rigel''': so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecated<br/>'''rigel''': what should i be using instead?<br/>'''miah''': postgresql<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Well, dongs are a dime a dozen.<br/>'''Valkyrie''': Space is rare.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block<br />
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* '''JSharp''': all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.<br />
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* '''Rubin''': OK, I can't tell which one is rum, I'm done for the night.<br />
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*'''turkshead''': guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green.<br/>'''turkshead''': everybody likes green, right?<br/>'''shkoo''': the consensus process must be blue.<br />
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* '''Kripto''': I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs. (revenge!) <br/>'''ieatlint''': Martyn, ouch... i'm going to take that personally <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. <br/>'''ieatlint''': fine fine <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : I'm sure the sentiment is returned :) <br/>'''ieatlint''': but you don't need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough. If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)<br />
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* '''aestetix''': fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww<br />
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* '''froggytoad:''' so... thing is, he has a thing for bears...<br/> '''Atala:''' i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.<br />
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* '''JSharp''': Clippy: "I see you're trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?"<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': at the moment he's so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV's worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady<br />
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*'''Zedd''': Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?<br />
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* '''ioerror''': 99% of the police make the rest look bad<br />
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* '''eljepe''': ie your pipes are full of rats<br/ > '''eljepe''': your walls are full of cats<br/ > '''eljepe''': and there is a homeless man living in your elevator<br/ > '''chu''': If he's living in the elevator is he really homeless?<br />
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* '''ani-''': hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records<br/ >>> '''ani-''' submits<br/ >>> '''Evil-Bill''' dominates<br />
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* '''noisercode''': ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': ow<br/ >'''dr_jesus''': some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuries<br/ >'''MrDomino''': yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester's off to a bang...<br/ >>> '''ani-''' slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout<br/ >>> '''MrDomino''' masturbates furiously to his pun<br />
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* '''Emflamed''': guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!<br />
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* '''[[User:rachel|rachel-]]''': and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer<br />
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* '''teratoma''': perhaps noisebridge can hack BART to run without employees<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noisecode: eval os.geteuid()<br/>'''noisecode''' dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''' fuck<br />
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* >> '''SanMehat''' blew a transformer<br/ >'''iz''': did he at least buy you dinner first?<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done...<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: you're single right now, yes?<br/ >'''ieatlint''': Atala, yes.<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: now's the time! if that thing isn't going to get some use, might as well bling it out. <br />
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* '''ceren''': ps: do not feed your pierced penis to a baby.<br />
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* >> '''ani-''' puts on pants<br/>'''rachel-''': ani-: nooooooooooooo<br />
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* '''Atala''': yeah, what's been up with the pacific northwest hitting bbq temperatures?<br />'''lemonkey''': god's wrath for Microsoft bing<br />
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* '''rubin110''': So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding.<br />'''rubin110''': His ass looked sooo good.<br />'''rubin110''': You didn't hear this from me.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK.<br/> '''rubin110''': ER ALL OF<br/>'''VonGuard''': [21:18] <rubin110> IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': Wait.<br />'''rubin110''': Why don't we have the makerbot just print us a new space?<br />
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* '''ani'''-: [http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com/ http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com]<br/ >'''zaius''': hot! i'd wear that<br/ >'''zaius''': ... if i was a girl, i mean<br />
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* There was a [[David Fine]] bonanza - which got its own page.<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water. I haven't tried it yet.<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation<br />
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* '''VonGuard:''' oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard<br />
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*'''Atala''': were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?<br />
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*'''lemonkey''': mm jerk chicken quesadillas<br/ >'''iz''': they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions<br />
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* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck's Neutron Absorbent Cock.<br />
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* '''Nana''': Rat poison is never the solution.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': stop, drop, and rofl<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': "welcome to apple, here's your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin"<br />
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* '''Atala''': ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn't count ;P<br/>'''ieatlint''': Atala, it wasn't for crack<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge<br />
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* '''vniow-rachel-''': i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!<br />
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* '''Atala''': i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn't eat in public, that would be annoying.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this "IP" business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.<br />
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* '''San''': "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"<br />
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* '''ryanc-''': i need more sex toys<br/>'''vniow''': me too<br />
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* '''aestetix''': vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': '/win goto #gaysf<br/>'''alienvenom''': err<br/>'''alienvenom''': wow<br/>'''alienvenom''': uh<br/>'''alienvenom''': everyone type /clear now please :)<br/>'''alienvenom''': :-\<br />
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* '''vniow''': god, i sound like a noisebridge slut<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: vniow: I don't think you're a slut<br/>'''vniow''': i've slept with ceren too, as of last night<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: ok, now I do<br />
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* '''leif''': It's not as wiki as it could be.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com<br/>'''Martyn''': You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it<br/>'''Atala''': there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE!<br/>'''Valkyrie`''': It's a little surreal.<br />
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* [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.<br />
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* '''anonymous''': Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.<br />
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* '''aestetix''' : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.<br />
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* '''Skye''': I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.<br />
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* '''Steen''': If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=User:Drwxrxrx&diff=11364User:Drwxrxrx2010-05-25T23:21:56Z<p>Drwxrxrx: </p>
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<div>I'm another person named Alexander 也叫蒯乐赞 (or if there are too many Alex/Xander/Alexanders in the room, Lex). I live in [[Oakland]]. I'd love to get [[Mandarin Corner]] going again but there doesn't seem to be enough interest. I'm also interested in the [[darkroom]]; I'd love to get back into printing color...keeping my eyes peeled for a developer.<br />
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=== miscellanea ===<br />
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For fun, I like<br />
* riding and repairing and learning about [[bicycles]]<br />
* [[photography]] (digital and analog... documentary, landscape, long exposure, panoramas)<br />
* light-weight programming ([[Python]], [[Perl]], [[PHP]], [[Javascript]]...did a little in [[C]]/[[C++]] a long while ago...don't really like [[Java]] or [[ASP]])<br />
* 学习[[Mandarin Corner|中文]]（是个文学士） and other languages in general<br />
* using and messing with [[OS X]] and [[Linux]]<br />
* [[word games]] (especially [[Scrabble]]), [[Go]], [[Chinese Chess]]<br />
* good [[coffee]], but more often [[green tea]]<br />
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Would like to learn more about...<br />
* electricity, since I barely understand how these things I use all the time work on a physical level.<br />
* [[lockpicking]] is interesting stuff that I don't know much about.<br />
* [[machine learning]], [[genetic algorithms]]<br />
* internal combustion engines and how to take care of them and the vehicles they're in<br />
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Also interested in, to differing degrees,<br />
* art... visual, music, kinetic sculptures, )'( stuff<br />
* environment... recycling, efficiency<br />
* philosophy/religion... Buddhism, free will<br />
* law... human rights, privacy, copyright<br />
* fire... everyone likes fire<br />
* booze... bourbon, beer<br />
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=== contact ===<br />
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* email: <tt>alxndr</tt> at teh gmails<br />
* [[IRC]]: <tt>alxndr</tt> on freenode (occasionally aka <tt>drwxrxrx</tt> or <tt>lekz</tt>)</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Quotes&diff=11251Quotes2010-05-19T23:14:17Z<p>Drwxrxrx: </p>
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<div>'''When someone says something outrageously funny or weird, it goes on the memorable quotes list or it gets the hose again. <br />
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Most recent are on top.'''<br />
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* '''hephaestus''' Gnewt: well, i just finished a presentation on DIY Dildos. I'm trying to start a church. And I'm trying to get permission to piss off a bunch of juggalos early next month. you?<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': i use the salt for luck<br>'''VonGuard''': i have a salt throwing device installed on my shoulder that throws it over my shoulder every 2 seconds<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': but the usual random dicks? not porn imho<br />
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* '''solidsnack''': I'm a roving bandaid.<br />
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* '''jon|atwerk''': VonGuard: that is where you convert morse code into oral and anal, right?<br />
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* Overheard: Facebook should have made a board game.<br />
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* '''Aya''': If coming to Noisebridge solved my problems and made me famous I wouldn't question it.<br />
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* '''Erin''': We're all NB-tards<br/>'''Al''': I just registered nbtard.com!<br/>'''rachel''': with one hand<br />
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* '''himynameisthor''': COCKS!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': OMG COCKS!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': best idea ever!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': sorry, that came out a little creepier than I had intended<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Wear four fingerpuppets: a buddhist, an objectivist, a mormon, and a scientologist<br/> '''aestetix''': And then masturbate <br/> '''aestetix''': Which puppet should get the money shot?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''' eyes atala's boobs<br/>'''Atala''': mostly i wish i could take them off. the problem with this is that then i'd have to worry about people stealing them.<br />
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* '''DrSyzygy''': Muwahahahahahaha! In an unholy union, I now am able to use MPI clusters and SQL servers with Sagemath to compute Gr&ouml;bner Bases!<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I don't have a real pc. I've gone totally virtual.<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': On the one hand, I'm happy that people are learning sql<br/>'''dr_jesus''': on the other hand, that's an awful lot of dick that I'm colocating in an anonymous secret underground swedish colo<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': there's a giant lightning bolt on my widget<br />
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* '''DrSyzygy''' takes off his pants so he can write tomorrow's lecture.<br/>'''saizai''': .... what's the lecture on exactly?<br/>'''qDot_''': That's certainly how I prepare for my lectures.<br/>'''qDot_''': But, well, I lecture about butt plugs.<br />
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* '''Nils''': if you take the goat to the edge of a cliff, it will push back harder.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': now to spruce up my blog layout<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': you're not supposed to shoot TVs<br/>'''dr_jesus''': they have lead and stuff in the glass<br/>'''voronika''': you're not supposed to do a lot of fun things<br />
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* '''alxndr''': I think I've successfully switched myself from emacs to vim. <br /> '''VonGuard''': wow <br />'''VonGuard''': that's like a sex change for nerds<br />
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* '''epsas''': Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from irc on a text console.<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': i'm just being a bitch and arguing this :P<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': nice, the producer for "survivor" is suspected in the murder of his wife<br />'''magpie''': she wasnt murdered<br />'''magpie''': just "voted off the island"<br />
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* '''flatline_hb''': The spamtron 9000 is set to "hair-trigger," do not say the same thing thrice on pain of kline<br />'''flatline_hb''': interesting<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />[~flatline_@the.inter.net] has quit [Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.))]<br />
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* '''phusion''': surprised they could dance wearing that shit.<br/>'''miah''': of course they can dance<br/>'''miah''': that is battle ready armor, storm troopers need to be able to move if they are going to fight worth a damn<br />
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* '''shogun_''': After reading the entire article, I think it's an april fools....they got me<br />
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* '''zedd''': Anyone that doesn't love comic sans is a terrorist.<br />
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* '''liquidsun|''': I bought a hat so I can be an asshat<br />
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* '''ceren''': aempirei: it's been done so hard here that i think we're beating the spot on the ground where the dead horse rotted<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': does thermburglar steal heat?<br/>'''dr_jesus''': thermburglar does in fact steal heat<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and then does covered calls in the btu market with them<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and then returns them, sometimes in less than pristine condition<br />
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* '''hep''': i never smell ok<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': yes, i had too much sports sex and broke my junk<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think a bunch of noisebridgers should go to a strip club with laptops<br/>'''dr_jesus''': some friends and I actually tried that once in vegas for defcon<br/>'''dr_jesus''': then we tried it back here in the bay area to see if they'd kick us out here too and the answer is yes, immediately<br />
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* '''qDot_''': Well, you wallpaper your walls with vag, something's going to get peed on.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Enjoy the hell that you've helped to create!<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': GOOD MORNING<br/>'''jynn-''': WHAT JUST HAPPENED<br />'''jynn-''': OH GOD<br />
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*'''aestetix''': dude where's my ops<br/>'''aestetix''': give me status or give me death<br />
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*'''VonGuard''': As a result, I know exactly who is trolling when.<br />
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*'''setient''': i just realized how awesome it is to have your own office <br>'''miah''': put your pants back on<br />
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* '''rubin110[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Party_Form&oldid=10426 :]''' Please fill out and submit this form to the party comity and directory in order to run your party.<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Atala: even better, how about a illustration of Jacque de Molay's execution?<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': .sql select count(*) from dongs where url like 'http://cache.boston.com%'<br/>'''noisesql''': wiretapped: 0<br/>'''wiretapped''': dr_jesus: see that? I didn't get a () from my delete!<br/>'''noisesql''': I<br/>'''wiretapped''': o_O<br/>'''noisesql''': I hunger for flesh<br/>'''wiretapped''': uh oh<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''' ran a mile once<br/>'''dr_jesus''': these days I just build sand castles instead and wait for some tough guy to kick them over, then I chessbox him<br />
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* '''miah''': i think im a level 2 emoquiter<br />
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* '''alxndr''': damn, I hope I don't bust up giggling next time someone unzips my fly because I'm thinking "HULL BREACH!! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! AAAOOOOOOGAAH"<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think I now have professional java experience<br/>'''aestetix''': and I hate the langugage even more<br/>'''vorstyles''': barista?<br/>'''Epsas''': single short amaerican plz<br/>'''vorstyles''': is that a coffee order, or are you on okcupid?<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': so, how do you dispose of a body?<br/>'''vorstyles''': puppycock: i'd suggest dropping the body at noisebridge hq with a tag saying "for parts"<br/>'''vorstyles''': it'll get used in various projects<br />
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* ''' aestetix''': I just finished jerking off to the last page of anne frank's diary<br />
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* '''Destri''': there is sometimes a fine line between "protesting" and "terrorist action"<br/>'''ani-''': there's sometimes a fine line between your mom and terrorist action<br />
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* '''vorstyles''': i hate this economy<br/>'''vorstyles''': gives people too much freetime for protests<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': Maddox was right<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': what are you interested in? bestiality, s&m?<br />'''lemonkey''': maybe<br />'''alienvenom''': daipers?<br />'''alienvenom''': you an ABDL?<br />'''lemonkey''': sploshing<br />'''alienvenom''': watersports?<br />'''alienvenom''': fisting?<br />'''lemonkey''': i enjoy feeling creamed corn between my buttcheeks<br />'''alienvenom''': O_o<br />'''lemonkey''': as if i shat myself<br />
* '''thermburglar''': i have a math penis, does that count<br/>'''thermburglar''': its uncut, so as to function as a slide rule as well<br />
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* '''miah''': or maybe i'm misisng the humor again<br/>'''miah''': maybe we should implement a humor tag into irc<br/>'''miah''': or write a bot that detects humor to alert us<br />
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* '''ani''': i totally want some httpspanties<br/>'''vorstyles''': panties with a .htaccess<br/>'''lemonkey''': you know it's only a matter of time before our underware starts tweeting<br />
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* '''Kelly''': I'm trying to make a point of relating to non-geeks as if they too were human.<br />
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* '''Jim''': I like being senile, it's like being drunk without the hangover.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': http://twitpic.com/153mju <br/>'''lemonkey''': final shuttle pin<br/>'''JSharp''': nearly 30 years is a very long time for a program like that :)<br/>'''JSharp''': not a bad design<br/>'''JSharp''': heh, the pin I mean<br />
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* '''turkshead''': Dr. J has offered to quantify my gizmo with his phone.<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': i suspect that the people who work at muni do not, in fact, have a brain.<br/>'''solidsnack''': alienvenom: But do they have a heart?<br/>'''solidsnack''': I think I'm most like the cowardly lion.<br />
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* '''miah''': vagina dentata should be standard equipment for female soldiers<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I seriously think phone booths need to start popping up all over america<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I'm just happy that I wrote a robot squad that helps teach people programming languages, the details are kind of a minor point for me<br />'''DrShiny''': dr_jesus: that's so... so... SELFLESS of you<br/>'''DrShiny''': "I'm just glad to do my bit to make the world a better place"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': awesome buy me a hookers and blow<br/>'''DrShiny''': "<self-deprecating moue>"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': sandwich<br />
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* '''aestetix''': FUCK<br />'''aestetix''': MUST FEED CHOCOLATE ADDICTION<br />'''aestetix''': BRB PEANUT BUTTER TWIX OR BUST<br />
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* '''Destri''': new levels of bachelor-hood. Left coat in car, coat has my my titanium spork, need spork to stir my instant coffee<br />
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* '''zedd''': Come on, Zedd for ED, he gets things up<br />'''ani''': ani for ed, she puts things down<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': aestetix: it turns out that for most intents and purposes, the internet *is* a big truck<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': wait, say all that again, i spilled soup on my keyboard so i couldn't hear you<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': when a child dies and has NOT been daemonized (into a completely new process group), the child zombifies because the kernel needs to keep the child data structures around in case the parent wants to look at them to figure out why the child died <br/>'''dr_jesus''': ONLY WHEN the parent process calls wait() or a similar routine to extract that information does the kernel clean up the child data structures, since now the parent has them and can start poring over them to figure out what happened and what to do about it<br/>''' dr_jesus''': now the parent might not want to sit around all day waiting for its kids to die, so the kernel sends SIGCHLD to the parent so whatever the parent is doing can be interrupted and it can call wait() at that point to figure out 1) who died, and 2) what caused it<br/>'''dr_jesus''': so basically SIGCHLD is child protection services and the kids are suicidal<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and a zombie process is a foster kid with a big tattoo on its forehead saying EXIT CODE = 0xwhatever and cps keeps it around waiting for the deadbeat parent to show up and get the exit code<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': yes, they would in theory be able to measure the capacitance of a penis<br />
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* '''rachel-''': no, when i'm 91, i'm gonna stick wine bottles up my ass<br />
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* '''TheScott''': we are having a wi party at VonGuards house because his wife went to Disney land<br/>'''TheScott''': apparently he can't fulfill her fantasy life or requirements<br />
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* '''ryan-c''': oh, hey. I've been looking for that penis bouquet pic for a while<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I did some work in saltmines in Utah. They were rather unpleasant, but not horrible.<br />
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* '''epsas''': i miss shitting in the woods<br/>'''epsas''': in my bear costume<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': bwahhaha <br/>'''dr_jesus''': oracle backwards is el caro <br/>'''dr_jesus''': [http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A] <br/>'''epsas''': does that mean something? <br/>'''epsas''': ahh - hehe <br/>'''dr_jesus''': "the expensive"<br />
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* '''epsas''': you have to fellate the chicken<br />
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* '''epsas''': we need a fighterjetbot<br/>'''epsas''': i like looking at fighter jets <br/>'''epsas''': they are, like, flying dongs with guns<br />
* '''Evil-Bill''': noisecloud: find Sarah Connor<br/>'''noisecloud''': Evil-Bill: I don't understand 'find Sarah Connor'.<br/>'''Evil-Bill''': Well that's a relief.<br />
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* '''miah''': how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': shut up for a second, I'm committing a sin against mankind<br />
* '''rachel-''': it's a hard time to be a terrorist<br />
* '''DrSyzygy:''': "While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. <br/>'''magpie-:''' i have a 3.8 GPA. what?<br />
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* '''Evil_Bill''': C has no objects (only zuul).<br />
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* '''ani''': you do realise the wheels made it rollable right?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noiseelisp: eval (message user-login-name)<br/> '''noiseelisp''': dr_jesus: root<br/> '''dr_jesus''': god fucking dammit not again<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradox<br/> '''grelli''': you... you're not supposed to know about that<br/> '''grelli''': are you after our beaver technology??<br />
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*'''radii''': I'm stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?<br />
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* '''rachel-''': oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCH<br/>'''aestetix''': rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happen<br/>'''aestetix''': Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them<br />
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*'''incekt''': all i know is it's 40 ms away<br/>'''incekt''': as the crow flies<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': noisec: eval printf("%i", getuid());<br/>'''noisec''': dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''': fuck<br />
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* '''rachel''': the dong link list is not very long as yet<br />
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* '''epsas''': IF YOU MISSED THE PUNCHLINE, WILLIE NELSON WAS GIVING DOLLY PARTON ORAL PLEASURE<br />
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* '''dr_jesus_''': rm has [http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/coreutils.git/tree/src/remove.c?id=v8.1#n504 a hardcoded check] to prevent removing /<br/>'''alienvenom''': no it doesn't<br/>'''dr_jesus_''': sure it does, try it<br/>'''alienvenom''': the -rf overrides it<br/>'''alienvenom''': i've done it before<br />
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* '''Sargun''': I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs<br />
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* '''aestetix''': maybe a goatee sniffing context too?<br />
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* '''ani-:''' rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen<br />
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* '''voronika''': at that point, you've missed the bitching bus<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': man i wish i was uncut.<br />'''alienvenom''': just saying :-P<br />'''alienvenom''': sorry<br />'''alienvenom''': lol<br />'''ieatlint''': we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin<br />
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* '''rachel''': eljepe: i see your point and raise you SHUT UP<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Can someone explain to me in one sentence what "agile programming" is?<br />'''oao''': it's like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.<br />
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* '''zedd''': can't breathe lulzing too hard<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Atala: how big is your vagina?<br />
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* '''aestetix''': So, somewhere near the top of the list of people "You don't want to piss off (&trade;)"<br/ >'''aestetix''': Up there with Hitler's ghost and Your mom<br/ >'''aestetix''': I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridge<br/ >'''aestetix''': They're pretty badass<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': btw I'm still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can't read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor<br />
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* '''Crutcher''': Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.<br />
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* >> '''Valkyrie`''' points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. <br/> '''VonGuard:''' so what the hell coudl you even use em for? <br/> '''wiretapped:''' we're using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now<br />
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* '''Anonymous''': I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemite<br/>'''ieatlint''': not as beautiful<br/>'''Martyn''': it was equally as beautiful<br/>'''ieatlint''': don't let the environmentalists fool you<br />
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* '''rigel''': so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecated<br/>'''rigel''': what should i be using instead?<br/>'''miah''': postgresql<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Well, dongs are a dime a dozen.<br/>'''Valkyrie''': Space is rare.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block<br />
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* '''JSharp''': all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.<br />
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* '''Rubin''': OK, I can't tell which one is rum, I'm done for the night.<br />
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*'''turkshead''': guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green.<br/>'''turkshead''': everybody likes green, right?<br/>'''shkoo''': the consensus process must be blue.<br />
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* '''Kripto''': I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs. (revenge!) <br/>'''ieatlint''': Martyn, ouch... i'm going to take that personally <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. <br/>'''ieatlint''': fine fine <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : I'm sure the sentiment is returned :) <br/>'''ieatlint''': but you don't need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough. If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)<br />
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* '''aestetix''': fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww<br />
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* '''froggytoad:''' so... thing is, he has a thing for bears...<br/> '''Atala:''' i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.<br />
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* '''JSharp''': Clippy: "I see you're trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?"<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': at the moment he's so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV's worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady<br />
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*'''Zedd''': Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?<br />
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* '''ioerror''': 99% of the police make the rest look bad<br />
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* '''eljepe''': ie your pipes are full of rats<br/ > '''eljepe''': your walls are full of cats<br/ > '''eljepe''': and there is a homeless man living in your elevator<br/ > '''chu''': If he's living in the elevator is he really homeless?<br />
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* '''ani-''': hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records<br/ >>> '''ani-''' submits<br/ >>> '''Evil-Bill''' dominates<br />
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* '''noisercode''': ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': ow<br/ >'''dr_jesus''': some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuries<br/ >'''MrDomino''': yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester's off to a bang...<br/ >>> '''ani-''' slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout<br/ >>> '''MrDomino''' masturbates furiously to his pun<br />
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* '''Emflamed''': guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!<br />
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* '''[[User:rachel|rachel-]]''': and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer<br />
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* '''teratoma''': perhaps noisebridge can hack BART to run without employees<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noisecode: eval os.geteuid()<br/>'''noisecode''' dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''' fuck<br />
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* >> '''SanMehat''' blew a transformer<br/ >'''iz''': did he at least buy you dinner first?<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done...<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: you're single right now, yes?<br/ >'''ieatlint''': Atala, yes.<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: now's the time! if that thing isn't going to get some use, might as well bling it out. <br />
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* '''ceren''': ps: do not feed your pierced penis to a baby.<br />
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* >> '''ani-''' puts on pants<br/>'''rachel-''': ani-: nooooooooooooo<br />
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* '''Atala''': yeah, what's been up with the pacific northwest hitting bbq temperatures?<br />'''lemonkey''': god's wrath for Microsoft bing<br />
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* '''rubin110''': So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding.<br />'''rubin110''': His ass looked sooo good.<br />'''rubin110''': You didn't hear this from me.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK.<br/> '''rubin110''': ER ALL OF<br/>'''VonGuard''': [21:18] <rubin110> IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': Wait.<br />'''rubin110''': Why don't we have the makerbot just print us a new space?<br />
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* '''ani'''-: [http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com/ http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com]<br/ >'''zaius''': hot! i'd wear that<br/ >'''zaius''': ... if i was a girl, i mean<br />
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* There was a [[David Fine]] bonanza - which got its own page.<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water. I haven't tried it yet.<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation<br />
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* '''VonGuard:''' oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard<br />
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*'''Atala''': were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?<br />
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*'''lemonkey''': mm jerk chicken quesadillas<br/ >'''iz''': they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions<br />
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* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck's Neutron Absorbent Cock.<br />
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* '''Nana''': Rat poison is never the solution.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': stop, drop, and rofl<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': "welcome to apple, here's your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin"<br />
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* '''Atala''': ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn't count ;P<br/>'''ieatlint''': Atala, it wasn't for crack<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge<br />
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* '''vniow-rachel-''': i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!<br />
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* '''Atala''': i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn't eat in public, that would be annoying.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this "IP" business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.<br />
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* '''San''': "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"<br />
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* '''ryanc-''': i need more sex toys<br/>'''vniow''': me too<br />
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* '''aestetix''': vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': '/win goto #gaysf<br/>'''alienvenom''': err<br/>'''alienvenom''': wow<br/>'''alienvenom''': uh<br/>'''alienvenom''': everyone type /clear now please :)<br/>'''alienvenom''': :-\<br />
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* '''vniow''': god, i sound like a noisebridge slut<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: vniow: I don't think you're a slut<br/>'''vniow''': i've slept with ceren too, as of last night<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: ok, now I do<br />
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* '''leif''': It's not as wiki as it could be.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com<br/>'''Martyn''': You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it<br/>'''Atala''': there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE!<br/>'''Valkyrie`''': It's a little surreal.<br />
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* [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.<br />
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* '''anonymous''': Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.<br />
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* '''aestetix''' : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.<br />
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* '''Skye''': I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.<br />
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* '''Steen''': If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=User:Drwxrxrx&diff=11222User:Drwxrxrx2010-05-18T21:02:00Z<p>Drwxrxrx: </p>
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<div>I'm another person named Alexander 也叫蒯乐 (or if there are too many Alex/Xander/Alexanders in the room, Lex). I live in [[Oakland]]. I'd love to get [[Mandarin Corner]] going again but there doesn't seem to be enough interest. I'm also interested in the [[darkroom]]; I'd love to get back into printing color...keeping my eyes peeled for a developer.<br />
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=== miscellanea ===<br />
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For fun, I like<br />
* riding and repairing and learning about [[bicycles]]<br />
* [[photography]] (digital and analog... documentary, landscape, long exposure, panoramas)<br />
* light-weight programming ([[Python]], [[Perl]], [[PHP]], [[Javascript]]...did a little in [[C]]/[[C++]] a long while ago...don't really like [[Java]] or [[ASP]])<br />
* 学习[[Mandarin Corner|中文]]（是个文学士） and other languages in general<br />
* using and messing with [[OS X]] and [[Linux]]<br />
* [[word games]] (especially [[Scrabble]]), [[Go]], [[Chinese Chess]]<br />
* good [[coffee]], but more often [[green tea]]<br />
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<br />
Would like to learn more about...<br />
* electricity, since I barely understand how these things I use all the time work on a physical level.<br />
* [[lockpicking]] is interesting stuff that I don't know much about.<br />
* [[machine learning]], [[genetic algorithms]]<br />
* internal combustion engines and how to take care of them and the vehicles they're in<br />
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<br />
Also interested in, to differing degrees,<br />
* art... visual, music, kinetic sculptures, )'( stuff<br />
* environment... recycling, efficiency<br />
* philosophy/religion... Buddhism, free will<br />
* law... human rights, privacy, copyright<br />
* fire... everyone likes fire<br />
* booze... bourbon, beer<br />
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=== contact ===<br />
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* email: <tt>alxndr</tt> at teh gmails<br />
* [[IRC]]: <tt>alxndr</tt> on freenode (occasionally aka <tt>drwxrxrx</tt> or <tt>lekz</tt>)</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=User:Drwxrxrx&diff=11135User:Drwxrxrx2010-05-12T18:20:02Z<p>Drwxrxrx: </p>
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<div>I'm another person named Alexander 也叫蒯乐. I live in [[Oakland]]. I'd love to get [[Mandarin Corner]] going again but there doesn't seem to be enough interest. I'm also interested in the [[darkroom]]; I'd love to get back into printing color...keeping my eyes peeled for a developer.<br />
<br />
<br />
=== miscellanea ===<br />
<br />
For fun, I like<br />
* riding and repairing and learning about [[bicycles]]<br />
* [[photography]] (digital and analog... documentary, landscape, long exposure, panoramas)<br />
* light-weight programming ([[Python]], [[Perl]], [[PHP]], [[Javascript]]...did a little in [[C]]/[[C++]] a long while ago...don't really like [[Java]] or [[ASP]])<br />
* 学习[[Mandarin Corner|中文]]（是个文学士） and other languages in general<br />
* using and messing with [[OS X]] and [[Linux]]<br />
* [[word games]] (especially [[Scrabble]]), [[Go]], [[Chinese Chess]]<br />
* good [[coffee]], but more often [[green tea]]<br />
<br />
<br />
Would like to learn more about...<br />
* electricity, since I barely understand how these things I use all the time work on a physical level.<br />
* [[lockpicking]] is interesting stuff that I don't know much about.<br />
* [[machine learning]], [[genetic algorithms]]<br />
<br />
<br />
Also interested in, to differing degrees,<br />
* art... visual, music, kinetic sculptures, )'( stuff<br />
* environment... recycling, efficiency<br />
* philosophy/religion... Buddhism, free will<br />
* law... human rights, privacy, copyright<br />
* fire... everyone likes fire<br />
* booze... bourbon, beer<br />
<br />
<br />
=== contact ===<br />
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* email: <tt>alxndr</tt> at teh gmails<br />
* [[IRC]]: <tt>alxndr</tt> on freenode (occasionally aka <tt>drwxrxrx</tt> or <tt>lekz</tt>)</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=User:Drwxrxrx&diff=11134User:Drwxrxrx2010-05-12T18:01:53Z<p>Drwxrxrx: /* contact */</p>
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<div>I'm another person named Alexander 也叫蒯乐. I live in [[Oakland]]. I've started showing up on Tuesdays and [[Mandarin Corner|studying Chinese]]. I'm also interested in the [[darkroom]]; I'd love to get back into printing color...keeping my eyes peeled for a developer.<br />
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=== Chinese goals ===<br />
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* memorize 甲乙丙丁戊己庚辛壬癸<br />
* learn how to use 于 and 与<br />
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=== miscellanea ===<br />
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For fun, I like<br />
* riding and repairing and learning about [[bicycles]]<br />
* [[photography]] (digital and analog... documentary, landscape, long exposure, panoramas)<br />
* light-weight programming ([[Python]], [[Perl]], [[PHP]], [[Javascript]]...did a little in [[C]]/[[C++]] a long while ago...don't really like [[Java]] or [[ASP]])<br />
* 学习[[Mandarin Corner|中文]]（是个文学士） and other languages in general<br />
* using and messing with [[OS X]] and [[Linux]]<br />
* [[word games]] (especially [[Scrabble]]), [[Go]], [[Chinese Chess]]<br />
* good [[coffee]], but more often [[green tea]]<br />
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<br />
Would like to learn more about...<br />
* electricity, since I barely understand how these things I use all the time work on a physical level.<br />
* [[lockpicking]] is interesting stuff that I don't know much about.<br />
* [[machine learning]], [[genetic algorithms]]<br />
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<br />
Also interested in, to differing degrees,<br />
* art... visual, music, kinetic sculptures, )'( stuff<br />
* environment... recycling, efficiency<br />
* philosophy/religion... Buddhism, free will<br />
* law... human rights, privacy, copyright<br />
* fire... everyone likes fire<br />
* booze... bourbon, beer<br />
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=== contact ===<br />
<br />
* email: <tt>alxndr</tt> at teh gmails<br />
* [[IRC]]: <tt>alxndr</tt> on freenode (occasionally aka <tt>drwxrxrx</tt> or <tt>lekz</tt>)</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Utilities&diff=11133Utilities2010-05-12T17:57:48Z<p>Drwxrxrx: Undo revision 11113 by Empess09 (Talk)</p>
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<div>== non-PO Box ==<br />
We have a box for mailing; not an official PO box but a PMB (Personal Mail Box).<br />
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Noisebridge<br />
2215-R Market Street #235<br />
San Francisco, CA 94114<br />
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Use this address for all official communications, as the mailbox at 2169 is not secure. It can receive non-USPS parcels such as FedEx or UPS. An officer will check this frequently. Probably it's not the best idea to have personal stuff shipped here.<br />
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== Internet ==<br />
* provider: sonic.net<br />
* phone: 707-522-1000<br />
* account: noisebr<br />
* type: Fusion Business Class w/ Static IP's<br />
* monthly cost: $100 (+ tax)<br />
<br />
== Electrical ==<br />
There are two meters for the floor; there previously had been two tenants. As of October 2009, both meters are on and billed to the Noisebridge account below.<br />
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We have a new PG&E account for 2169 Mission (could not transfer the 83C account b/c it was residential ?!?)<br />
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* PG&E phone: 1-800-468-4743<br />
* account number: 0597139732-7<br />
* rear meter is under our account as of 9-29-09 -- meter number 6331H5.<br />
* front meter was turned on on Monday 10-5-09 -- meter number 703T78.<br />
* service level for both meters is 'small': A-1<br />
* if we go over 4200 kWh per month consistently, we should upgrade to the 'medium' rate, A-10<br />
* We're still e-billed<br />
* the billing address is our non-PO Box (see above)<br />
* the building is not piped for gas service so we don't have that<br />
* master switches (two) are in the basement, labeled "3rd Floor" and have the above meter numbers on them.<br />
* See [[Electricity]] for details on our usage.<br />
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== Garbage ==<br />
* provider: Sunset Scavenger<br />
* phone: 415-330-1300<br />
* account: 514993762<br />
* pickup day: Tuesday & Friday<br />
* garbage bin: one 64 gallon (black)<br />
* recycling bin: one 64 gallon (blue)<br />
* monthly cost: $174.62<br />
* start date: 2009-08-18, got larger garbage bin on 2009-09-25<br />
* as of 10-15-09, the billing address is our non-PO box (see above)</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Talk:IRC&diff=11132Talk:IRC2010-05-12T17:57:28Z<p>Drwxrxrx: Undo revision 11114 by 212.235.107.11 (Talk)</p>
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<div>#REDIRECT [[Programming for Poets 2010-05-06]]</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Programming_for_Poets_2010-05-06&diff=11130Programming for Poets 2010-05-062010-05-12T17:57:03Z<p>Drwxrxrx: moved 2010-05-06 to Programming for Poets 2010-05-06</p>
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<div>We began with the"getting started" tutorial<br />
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http://processing.org/learning/gettingstarted/<br />
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We covered a little about<br />
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*coordinate system<br />
*variables<br />
*program flow<br />
*functions<br />
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And finished by editing a simple "pong paddle" program:<br />
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void setup() {<br />
// size of our drawing window<br />
size(400, 400);<br />
// set the background color to gray<br />
background(128);<br />
} <br />
<br />
void draw() {<br />
// draw with a gray border<br />
stroke(128,128,128);<br />
// draw over the box we drew last time (at old mouse pos)<br />
fill(128); // gray<br />
drawbox(pmouseX,pmouseY);<br />
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fill(255); //white<br />
// draw the new box at the new mouse position<br />
drawbox(mouseX,mouseY);<br />
}<br />
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// draw a paddle-shaped box at the given coordinates<br />
void drawbox(int x, int y) {<br />
rect(30,y,10,40);<br />
}</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Quotes&diff=11047Quotes2010-05-05T21:54:19Z<p>Drwxrxrx: hahahahaha</p>
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<div>'''When someone says something outrageously funny or weird, it goes on the memorable quotes list or it gets the hose again. <br />
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Most recent are on top.'''<br />
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* '''jon|atwerk''': VonGuard: that is where you convert morse code into oral and anal, right?<br />
<br />
* Overheard: Facebook should have made a board game.<br />
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* '''Aya''': If coming to Noisebridge solved my problems and made me famous I wouldn't question it.<br />
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* '''Erin''': We're all NB-tards<br/>'''Al''': I just registered nbtard.com!<br/>'''rachel''': with one hand<br />
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* '''himynameisthor''': COCKS!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': OMG COCKS!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': best idea ever!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': sorry, that came out a little creepier than I had intended<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Wear four fingerpuppets: a buddhist, an objectivist, a mormon, and a scientologist<br/> '''aestetix''': And then masturbate <br/> '''aestetix''': Which puppet should get the money shot?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''' eyes atala's boobs<br/>'''Atala''': mostly i wish i could take them off. the problem with this is that then i'd have to worry about people stealing them.<br />
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* '''DrSyzygy''': Muwahahahahahaha! In an unholy union, I now am able to use MPI clusters and SQL servers with Sagemath to compute Gr&ouml;bner Bases!<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I don't have a real pc. I've gone totally virtual.<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': On the one hand, I'm happy that people are learning sql<br/>'''dr_jesus''': on the other hand, that's an awful lot of dick that I'm colocating in an anonymous secret underground swedish colo<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': there's a giant lightning bolt on my widget<br />
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* '''DrSyzygy''' takes off his pants so he can write tomorrow's lecture.<br/>'''saizai''': .... what's the lecture on exactly?<br/>'''qDot_''': That's certainly how I prepare for my lectures.<br/>'''qDot_''': But, well, I lecture about butt plugs.<br />
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* '''Nils''': if you take the goat to the edge of a cliff, it will push back harder.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': now to spruce up my blog layout<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': you're not supposed to shoot TVs<br/>'''dr_jesus''': they have lead and stuff in the glass<br/>'''voronika''': you're not supposed to do a lot of fun things<br />
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* '''alxndr''': I think I've successfully switched myself from emacs to vim. <br /> '''VonGuard''': wow <br />'''VonGuard''': that's like a sex change for nerds<br />
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* '''epsas''': Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from irc on a text console.<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': i'm just being a bitch and arguing this :P<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': nice, the producer for "survivor" is suspected in the murder of his wife<br />'''magpie''': she wasnt murdered<br />'''magpie''': just "voted off the island"<br />
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* '''flatline_hb''': The spamtron 9000 is set to "hair-trigger," do not say the same thing thrice on pain of kline<br />'''flatline_hb''': interesting<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />[~flatline_@the.inter.net] has quit [Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.))]<br />
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* '''phusion''': surprised they could dance wearing that shit.<br/>'''miah''': of course they can dance<br/>'''miah''': that is battle ready armor, storm troopers need to be able to move if they are going to fight worth a damn<br />
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* '''shogun_''': After reading the entire article, I think it's an april fools....they got me<br />
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* '''zedd''': Anyone that doesn't love comic sans is a terrorist.<br />
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* '''liquidsun|''': I bought a hat so I can be an asshat<br />
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* '''ceren''': aempirei: it's been done so hard here that i think we're beating the spot on the ground where the dead horse rotted<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': does thermburglar steal heat?<br/>'''dr_jesus''': thermburglar does in fact steal heat<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and then does covered calls in the btu market with them<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and then returns them, sometimes in less than pristine condition<br />
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* '''hep''': i never smell ok<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': yes, i had too much sports sex and broke my junk<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think a bunch of noisebridgers should go to a strip club with laptops<br/>'''dr_jesus''': some friends and I actually tried that once in vegas for defcon<br/>'''dr_jesus''': then we tried it back here in the bay area to see if they'd kick us out here too and the answer is yes, immediately<br />
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* '''qDot_''': Well, you wallpaper your walls with vag, something's going to get peed on.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Enjoy the hell that you've helped to create!<br />
<br />
* '''lemonkey''': GOOD MORNING<br/>'''jynn-''': WHAT JUST HAPPENED<br />'''jynn-''': OH GOD<br />
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*'''aestetix''': dude where's my ops<br/>'''aestetix''': give me status or give me death<br />
<br />
*'''VonGuard''': As a result, I know exactly who is trolling when.<br />
<br />
*'''setient''': i just realized how awesome it is to have your own office <br>'''miah''': put your pants back on<br />
<br />
* '''rubin110[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Party_Form&oldid=10426 :]''' Please fill out and submit this form to the party comity and directory in order to run your party.<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Atala: even better, how about a illustration of Jacque de Molay's execution?<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': .sql select count(*) from dongs where url like 'http://cache.boston.com%'<br/>'''noisesql''': wiretapped: 0<br/>'''wiretapped''': dr_jesus: see that? I didn't get a () from my delete!<br/>'''noisesql''': I<br/>'''wiretapped''': o_O<br/>'''noisesql''': I hunger for flesh<br/>'''wiretapped''': uh oh<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''' ran a mile once<br/>'''dr_jesus''': these days I just build sand castles instead and wait for some tough guy to kick them over, then I chessbox him<br />
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* '''miah''': i think im a level 2 emoquiter<br />
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* '''alxndr''': damn, I hope I don't bust up giggling next time someone unzips my fly because I'm thinking "HULL BREACH!! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! AAAOOOOOOGAAH"<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think I now have professional java experience<br/>'''aestetix''': and I hate the langugage even more<br/>'''vorstyles''': barista?<br/>'''Epsas''': single short amaerican plz<br/>'''vorstyles''': is that a coffee order, or are you on okcupid?<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': so, how do you dispose of a body?<br/>'''vorstyles''': puppycock: i'd suggest dropping the body at noisebridge hq with a tag saying "for parts"<br/>'''vorstyles''': it'll get used in various projects<br />
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* ''' aestetix''': I just finished jerking off to the last page of anne frank's diary<br />
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* '''Destri''': there is sometimes a fine line between "protesting" and "terrorist action"<br/>'''ani-''': there's sometimes a fine line between your mom and terrorist action<br />
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* '''vorstyles''': i hate this economy<br/>'''vorstyles''': gives people too much freetime for protests<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': Maddox was right<br />
<br />
* '''alienvenom''': what are you interested in? bestiality, s&m?<br />'''lemonkey''': maybe<br />'''alienvenom''': daipers?<br />'''alienvenom''': you an ABDL?<br />'''lemonkey''': sploshing<br />'''alienvenom''': watersports?<br />'''alienvenom''': fisting?<br />'''lemonkey''': i enjoy feeling creamed corn between my buttcheeks<br />'''alienvenom''': O_o<br />'''lemonkey''': as if i shat myself<br />
* '''thermburglar''': i have a math penis, does that count<br/>'''thermburglar''': its uncut, so as to function as a slide rule as well<br />
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* '''miah''': or maybe i'm misisng the humor again<br/>'''miah''': maybe we should implement a humor tag into irc<br/>'''miah''': or write a bot that detects humor to alert us<br />
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* '''ani''': i totally want some httpspanties<br/>'''vorstyles''': panties with a .htaccess<br/>'''lemonkey''': you know it's only a matter of time before our underware starts tweeting<br />
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* '''Kelly''': I'm trying to make a point of relating to non-geeks as if they too were human.<br />
<br />
* '''Jim''': I like being senile, it's like being drunk without the hangover.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': http://twitpic.com/153mju <br/>'''lemonkey''': final shuttle pin<br/>'''JSharp''': nearly 30 years is a very long time for a program like that :)<br/>'''JSharp''': not a bad design<br/>'''JSharp''': heh, the pin I mean<br />
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* '''turkshead''': Dr. J has offered to quantify my gizmo with his phone.<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': i suspect that the people who work at muni do not, in fact, have a brain.<br/>'''solidsnack''': alienvenom: But do they have a heart?<br/>'''solidsnack''': I think I'm most like the cowardly lion.<br />
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* '''miah''': vagina dentata should be standard equipment for female soldiers<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I seriously think phone booths need to start popping up all over america<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I'm just happy that I wrote a robot squad that helps teach people programming languages, the details are kind of a minor point for me<br />'''DrShiny''': dr_jesus: that's so... so... SELFLESS of you<br/>'''DrShiny''': "I'm just glad to do my bit to make the world a better place"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': awesome buy me a hookers and blow<br/>'''DrShiny''': "<self-deprecating moue>"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': sandwich<br />
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* '''aestetix''': FUCK<br />'''aestetix''': MUST FEED CHOCOLATE ADDICTION<br />'''aestetix''': BRB PEANUT BUTTER TWIX OR BUST<br />
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* '''Destri''': new levels of bachelor-hood. Left coat in car, coat has my my titanium spork, need spork to stir my instant coffee<br />
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* '''zedd''': Come on, Zedd for ED, he gets things up<br />'''ani''': ani for ed, she puts things down<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': aestetix: it turns out that for most intents and purposes, the internet *is* a big truck<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': wait, say all that again, i spilled soup on my keyboard so i couldn't hear you<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': when a child dies and has NOT been daemonized (into a completely new process group), the child zombifies because the kernel needs to keep the child data structures around in case the parent wants to look at them to figure out why the child died <br/>'''dr_jesus''': ONLY WHEN the parent process calls wait() or a similar routine to extract that information does the kernel clean up the child data structures, since now the parent has them and can start poring over them to figure out what happened and what to do about it<br/>''' dr_jesus''': now the parent might not want to sit around all day waiting for its kids to die, so the kernel sends SIGCHLD to the parent so whatever the parent is doing can be interrupted and it can call wait() at that point to figure out 1) who died, and 2) what caused it<br/>'''dr_jesus''': so basically SIGCHLD is child protection services and the kids are suicidal<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and a zombie process is a foster kid with a big tattoo on its forehead saying EXIT CODE = 0xwhatever and cps keeps it around waiting for the deadbeat parent to show up and get the exit code<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': yes, they would in theory be able to measure the capacitance of a penis<br />
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* '''rachel-''': no, when i'm 91, i'm gonna stick wine bottles up my ass<br />
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* '''TheScott''': we are having a wi party at VonGuards house because his wife went to Disney land<br/>'''TheScott''': apparently he can't fulfill her fantasy life or requirements<br />
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* '''ryan-c''': oh, hey. I've been looking for that penis bouquet pic for a while<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I did some work in saltmines in Utah. They were rather unpleasant, but not horrible.<br />
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* '''epsas''': i miss shitting in the woods<br/>'''epsas''': in my bear costume<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': bwahhaha <br/>'''dr_jesus''': oracle backwards is el caro <br/>'''dr_jesus''': [http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A] <br/>'''epsas''': does that mean something? <br/>'''epsas''': ahh - hehe <br/>'''dr_jesus''': "the expensive"<br />
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* '''epsas''': you have to fellate the chicken<br />
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* '''epsas''': we need a fighterjetbot<br/>'''epsas''': i like looking at fighter jets <br/>'''epsas''': they are, like, flying dongs with guns<br />
* '''Evil-Bill''': noisecloud: find Sarah Connor<br/>'''noisecloud''': Evil-Bill: I don't understand 'find Sarah Connor'.<br/>'''Evil-Bill''': Well that's a relief.<br />
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* '''miah''': how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': shut up for a second, I'm committing a sin against mankind<br />
* '''rachel-''': it's a hard time to be a terrorist<br />
* '''DrSyzygy:''': "While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. <br/>'''magpie-:''' i have a 3.8 GPA. what?<br />
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* '''Evil_Bill''': C has no objects (only zuul).<br />
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* '''ani''': you do realise the wheels made it rollable right?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noiseelisp: eval (message user-login-name)<br/> '''noiseelisp''': dr_jesus: root<br/> '''dr_jesus''': god fucking dammit not again<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradox<br/> '''grelli''': you... you're not supposed to know about that<br/> '''grelli''': are you after our beaver technology??<br />
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*'''radii''': I'm stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?<br />
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* '''rachel-''': oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCH<br/>'''aestetix''': rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happen<br/>'''aestetix''': Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them<br />
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*'''incekt''': all i know is it's 40 ms away<br/>'''incekt''': as the crow flies<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': noisec: eval printf("%i", getuid());<br/>'''noisec''': dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''': fuck<br />
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* '''rachel''': the dong link list is not very long as yet<br />
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* '''epsas''': IF YOU MISSED THE PUNCHLINE, WILLIE NELSON WAS GIVING DOLLY PARTON ORAL PLEASURE<br />
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* '''dr_jesus_''': rm has [http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/coreutils.git/tree/src/remove.c?id=v8.1#n504 a hardcoded check] to prevent removing /<br/>'''alienvenom''': no it doesn't<br/>'''dr_jesus_''': sure it does, try it<br/>'''alienvenom''': the -rf overrides it<br/>'''alienvenom''': i've done it before<br />
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* '''Sargun''': I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs<br />
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* '''aestetix''': maybe a goatee sniffing context too?<br />
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* '''ani-:''' rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen<br />
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* '''voronika''': at that point, you've missed the bitching bus<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': man i wish i was uncut.<br />'''alienvenom''': just saying :-P<br />'''alienvenom''': sorry<br />'''alienvenom''': lol<br />'''ieatlint''': we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin<br />
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* '''rachel''': eljepe: i see your point and raise you SHUT UP<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Can someone explain to me in one sentence what "agile programming" is?<br />'''oao''': it's like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.<br />
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* '''zedd''': can't breathe lulzing too hard<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Atala: how big is your vagina?<br />
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* '''aestetix''': So, somewhere near the top of the list of people "You don't want to piss off (&trade;)"<br/ >'''aestetix''': Up there with Hitler's ghost and Your mom<br/ >'''aestetix''': I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridge<br/ >'''aestetix''': They're pretty badass<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': btw I'm still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can't read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor<br />
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* '''Crutcher''': Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.<br />
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* >> '''Valkyrie`''' points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. <br/> '''VonGuard:''' so what the hell coudl you even use em for? <br/> '''wiretapped:''' we're using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now<br />
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* '''Anonymous''': I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemite<br/>'''ieatlint''': not as beautiful<br/>'''Martyn''': it was equally as beautiful<br/>'''ieatlint''': don't let the environmentalists fool you<br />
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* '''rigel''': so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecated<br/>'''rigel''': what should i be using instead?<br/>'''miah''': postgresql<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Well, dongs are a dime a dozen.<br/>'''Valkyrie''': Space is rare.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block<br />
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* '''JSharp''': all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.<br />
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* '''Rubin''': OK, I can't tell which one is rum, I'm done for the night.<br />
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*'''turkshead''': guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green.<br/>'''turkshead''': everybody likes green, right?<br/>'''shkoo''': the consensus process must be blue.<br />
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* '''Kripto''': I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs. (revenge!) <br/>'''ieatlint''': Martyn, ouch... i'm going to take that personally <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. <br/>'''ieatlint''': fine fine <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : I'm sure the sentiment is returned :) <br/>'''ieatlint''': but you don't need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough. If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)<br />
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* '''aestetix''': fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww<br />
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* '''froggytoad:''' so... thing is, he has a thing for bears...<br/> '''Atala:''' i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.<br />
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* '''JSharp''': Clippy: "I see you're trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?"<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': at the moment he's so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV's worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady<br />
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*'''Zedd''': Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?<br />
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* '''ioerror''': 99% of the police make the rest look bad<br />
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* '''eljepe''': ie your pipes are full of rats<br/ > '''eljepe''': your walls are full of cats<br/ > '''eljepe''': and there is a homeless man living in your elevator<br/ > '''chu''': If he's living in the elevator is he really homeless?<br />
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* '''ani-''': hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records<br/ >>> '''ani-''' submits<br/ >>> '''Evil-Bill''' dominates<br />
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* '''noisercode''': ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': ow<br/ >'''dr_jesus''': some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuries<br/ >'''MrDomino''': yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester's off to a bang...<br/ >>> '''ani-''' slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout<br/ >>> '''MrDomino''' masturbates furiously to his pun<br />
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* '''Emflamed''': guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!<br />
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* '''[[User:rachel|rachel-]]''': and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer<br />
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* '''teratoma''': perhaps noisebridge can hack BART to run without employees<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noisecode: eval os.geteuid()<br/>'''noisecode''' dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''' fuck<br />
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* >> '''SanMehat''' blew a transformer<br/ >'''iz''': did he at least buy you dinner first?<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done...<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: you're single right now, yes?<br/ >'''ieatlint''': Atala, yes.<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: now's the time! if that thing isn't going to get some use, might as well bling it out. <br />
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* '''ceren''': ps: do not feed your pierced penis to a baby.<br />
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* >> '''ani-''' puts on pants<br/>'''rachel-''': ani-: nooooooooooooo<br />
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* '''Atala''': yeah, what's been up with the pacific northwest hitting bbq temperatures?<br />'''lemonkey''': god's wrath for Microsoft bing<br />
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* '''rubin110''': So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding.<br />'''rubin110''': His ass looked sooo good.<br />'''rubin110''': You didn't hear this from me.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK.<br/> '''rubin110''': ER ALL OF<br/>'''VonGuard''': [21:18] <rubin110> IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': Wait.<br />'''rubin110''': Why don't we have the makerbot just print us a new space?<br />
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* '''ani'''-: [http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com/ http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com]<br/ >'''zaius''': hot! i'd wear that<br/ >'''zaius''': ... if i was a girl, i mean<br />
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* There was a [[David Fine]] bonanza - which got its own page.<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water. I haven't tried it yet.<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation<br />
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* '''VonGuard:''' oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard<br />
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*'''Atala''': were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?<br />
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*'''lemonkey''': mm jerk chicken quesadillas<br/ >'''iz''': they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions<br />
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* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck's Neutron Absorbent Cock.<br />
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* '''Nana''': Rat poison is never the solution.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': stop, drop, and rofl<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': "welcome to apple, here's your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin"<br />
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* '''Atala''': ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn't count ;P<br/>'''ieatlint''': Atala, it wasn't for crack<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge<br />
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* '''vniow-rachel-''': i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!<br />
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* '''Atala''': i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn't eat in public, that would be annoying.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this "IP" business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.<br />
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* '''San''': "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"<br />
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* '''ryanc-''': i need more sex toys<br/>'''vniow''': me too<br />
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* '''aestetix''': vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': '/win goto #gaysf<br/>'''alienvenom''': err<br/>'''alienvenom''': wow<br/>'''alienvenom''': uh<br/>'''alienvenom''': everyone type /clear now please :)<br/>'''alienvenom''': :-\<br />
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* '''vniow''': god, i sound like a noisebridge slut<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: vniow: I don't think you're a slut<br/>'''vniow''': i've slept with ceren too, as of last night<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: ok, now I do<br />
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* '''leif''': It's not as wiki as it could be.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com<br/>'''Martyn''': You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it<br/>'''Atala''': there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE!<br/>'''Valkyrie`''': It's a little surreal.<br />
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* [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.<br />
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* '''anonymous''': Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.<br />
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* '''aestetix''' : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.<br />
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* '''Skye''': I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.<br />
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* '''Steen''': If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Ben_NanoNote&diff=10814Ben NanoNote2010-04-16T23:08:30Z<p>Drwxrxrx: </p>
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<div>[[File:Nano cola.jpg|thumb|right|250px|A Ben NanoNote next to a can of Coke.]]<br />
The Ben NanoNote is a tiny little computer running OpenWrt that costs $99. [http://en.qi-hardware.com/wiki/Hardware-Ben#Overview Specs]<br />
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It can be given wi-fi capabilities with the [[Spectec SDW-823]].<br />
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==== Links ====<br />
* [http://en.qi-hardware.com/wiki/Main_Page Qi hardware project wiki]<br />
** [http://en.qi-hardware.com/wiki/Ben_NanoNote Ben NanoNote page]<br />
* [http://sharism.cc/shop/ NanoNote shop] on sharism.cc</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Spectec_SDW-823&diff=10813Spectec SDW-8232010-04-16T23:06:26Z<p>Drwxrxrx: group buy?</p>
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<div>The Spectec SDW-823 is a microSD-sized wi-fi card based on KeyStream's KS7010 Wi-Fi chip. It's one of the pieces of hardware that will currently give a [[Ben NanoNote]] wi-fi capabilities.<br />
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==== Group buy ====<br />
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These cards are $79 by themselves before shipping ($10 individually). If we get 5-10, they'll knock of seven bucks, to $72 per card. I bet if we get more we can get the price down lower. You interested? Sound off:<br />
* [[user:drwxrxrx|alexander]]<br />
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Shipping will take two weeks (site says 8 working days before they're in the mail).<br />
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==== Links ====<br />
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* [http://www.expansys-usa.com/p.aspx?i=140798 Spectec SDW-823 on Expansys-USA]<br />
* [http://code.google.com/p/ks7010/ KS7010 driver] codebase on Google Code<br />
* [http://en.qi-hardware.com/wiki/Ben_NanoNote_Wi-Fi Ben NanoNote Wi-Fi] info on the Qi Hardware wiki</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Ben_NanoNote&diff=10802Ben NanoNote2010-04-16T17:14:21Z<p>Drwxrxrx: Created page with 'A Ben NanoNote next to a can of Coke. The Ben NanoNote is a tiny little computer running OpenWrt that costs $99. [http://en.qi-hardware.c…'</p>
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<div>[[File:Nano cola.jpg|thumb|right|250px|A Ben NanoNote next to a can of Coke.]]<br />
The Ben NanoNote is a tiny little computer running OpenWrt that costs $99. [http://en.qi-hardware.com/wiki/Hardware-Ben#Overview Specs]<br />
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==== Links ====<br />
* [http://en.qi-hardware.com/wiki/Main_Page Qi hardware project wiki]<br />
** [http://en.qi-hardware.com/wiki/Ben_NanoNote Ben NanoNote page]<br />
* [http://sharism.cc/shop/ NanoNote shop] on sharism.cc</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=File:Nano_cola.jpg&diff=10801File:Nano cola.jpg2010-04-16T17:12:21Z<p>Drwxrxrx: A Ben NanoNote next to a can of Coca Cola.
Source: http://downloads.qi-hardware.com/people/kristoffer/nano_cola.jpg</p>
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<div>A [[Ben NanoNote]] next to a can of Coca Cola.<br />
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Source: http://downloads.qi-hardware.com/people/kristoffer/nano_cola.jpg</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Quotes&diff=10751Quotes2010-04-14T20:40:20Z<p>Drwxrxrx: lulz</p>
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<div>'''When someone says something outrageously funny or weird, it goes on the memorable quotes list or it gets the hose again. <br />
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Most recent are on top.'''<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': On the one hand, I'm happy that people are learning sql<br/>'''dr_jesus''': on the other hand, that's an awful lot of dick that I'm colocating in an anonymous secret underground swedish colo<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': there's a giant lightning bolt on my widget<br />
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* '''DrSyzygy''' takes off his pants so he can write tomorrow's lecture.<br/>'''saizai''': .... what's the lecture on exactly?<br/>'''qDot_''': That's certainly how I prepare for my lectures.<br/>'''qDot_''': But, well, I lecture about butt plugs.<br />
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* '''Nils''': if you take the goat to the edge of a cliff, it will push back harder.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': now to spruce up my blog layout<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': you're not supposed to shoot TVs<br/>'''dr_jesus''': they have lead and stuff in the glass<br/>'''voronika''': you're not supposed to do a lot of fun things<br />
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* '''alxndr''': I think I've successfully switched myself from emacs to vim. <br /> '''VonGuard''': wow <br />'''VonGuard''': that's like a sex change for nerds<br />
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* '''epsas''': Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from irc on a text console.<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': i'm just being a bitch and arguing this :P<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': nice, the producer for "survivor" is suspected in the murder of his wife<br />'''magpie''': she wasnt murdered<br />'''magpie''': just "voted off the island"<br />
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* '''flatline_hb''': The spamtron 9000 is set to "hair-trigger," do not say the same thing thrice on pain of kline<br />'''flatline_hb''': interesting<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />[~flatline_@the.inter.net] has quit [Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.))]<br />
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* '''phusion''': surprised they could dance wearing that shit.<br/>'''miah''': of course they can dance<br/>'''miah''': that is battle ready armor, storm troopers need to be able to move if they are going to fight worth a damn<br />
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* '''shogun_''': After reading the entire article, I think it's an april fools....they got me<br />
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* '''zedd''': Anyone that doesn't love comic sans is a terrorist.<br />
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* '''liquidsun|''': I bought a hat so I can be an asshat<br />
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* '''ceren''': aempirei: it's been done so hard here that i think we're beating the spot on the ground where the dead horse rotted<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': does thermburglar steal heat?<br/>'''dr_jesus''': thermburglar does in fact steal heat<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and then does covered calls in the btu market with them<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and then returns them, sometimes in less than pristine condition<br />
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* '''hep''': i never smell ok<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': yes, i had too much sports sex and broke my junk<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think a bunch of noisebridgers should go to a strip club with laptops<br/>'''dr_jesus''': some friends and I actually tried that once in vegas for defcon<br/>'''dr_jesus''': then we tried it back here in the bay area to see if they'd kick us out here too and the answer is yes, immediately<br />
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* '''qDot_''': Well, you wallpaper your walls with vag, something's going to get peed on.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Enjoy the hell that you've helped to create!<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': GOOD MORNING<br/>'''jynn-''': WHAT JUST HAPPENED<br />'''jynn-''': OH GOD<br />
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*'''aestetix''': dude where's my ops<br/>'''aestetix''': give me status or give me death<br />
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*'''VonGuard''': As a result, I know exactly who is trolling when.<br />
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*'''setient''': i just realized how awesome it is to have your own office <br>'''miah''': put your pants back on<br />
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* '''rubin110[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Party_Form&oldid=10426 :]''' Please fill out and submit this form to the party comity and directory in order to run your party.<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Atala: even better, how about a illustration of Jacque de Molay's execution?<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': .sql select count(*) from dongs where url like 'http://cache.boston.com%'<br/>'''noisesql''': wiretapped: 0<br/>'''wiretapped''': dr_jesus: see that? I didn't get a () from my delete!<br/>'''noisesql''': I<br/>'''wiretapped''': o_O<br/>'''noisesql''': I hunger for flesh<br/>'''wiretapped''': uh oh<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''' ran a mile once<br/>'''dr_jesus''': these days I just build sand castles instead and wait for some tough guy to kick them over, then I chessbox him<br />
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* '''miah''': i think im a level 2 emoquiter<br />
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* '''alxndr''': damn, I hope I don't bust up giggling next time someone unzips my fly because I'm thinking "HULL BREACH!! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! AAAOOOOOOGAAH"<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think I now have professional java experience<br/>'''aestetix''': and I hate the langugage even more<br/>'''vorstyles''': barista?<br/>'''Epsas''': single short amaerican plz<br/>'''vorstyles''': is that a coffee order, or are you on okcupid?<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': so, how do you dispose of a body?<br/>'''vorstyles''': puppycock: i'd suggest dropping the body at noisebridge hq with a tag saying "for parts"<br/>'''vorstyles''': it'll get used in various projects<br />
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* ''' aestetix''': I just finished jerking off to the last page of anne frank's diary<br />
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* '''Destri''': there is sometimes a fine line between "protesting" and "terrorist action"<br/>'''ani-''': there's sometimes a fine line between your mom and terrorist action<br />
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* '''vorstyles''': i hate this economy<br/>'''vorstyles''': gives people too much freetime for protests<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': Maddox was right<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': what are you interested in? bestiality, s&m?<br />'''lemonkey''': maybe<br />'''alienvenom''': daipers?<br />'''alienvenom''': you an ABDL?<br />'''lemonkey''': sploshing<br />'''alienvenom''': watersports?<br />'''alienvenom''': fisting?<br />'''lemonkey''': i enjoy feeling creamed corn between my buttcheeks<br />'''alienvenom''': O_o<br />'''lemonkey''': as if i shat myself<br />
* '''thermburglar''': i have a math penis, does that count<br/>'''thermburglar''': its uncut, so as to function as a slide rule as well<br />
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* '''miah''': or maybe i'm misisng the humor again<br/>'''miah''': maybe we should implement a humor tag into irc<br/>'''miah''': or write a bot that detects humor to alert us<br />
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* '''ani''': i totally want some httpspanties<br/>'''vorstyles''': panties with a .htaccess<br/>'''lemonkey''': you know it's only a matter of time before our underware starts tweeting<br />
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* '''Kelly''': I'm trying to make a point of relating to non-geeks as if they too were human.<br />
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* '''Jim''': I like being senile, it's like being drunk without the hangover.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': http://twitpic.com/153mju <br/>'''lemonkey''': final shuttle pin<br/>'''JSharp''': nearly 30 years is a very long time for a program like that :)<br/>'''JSharp''': not a bad design<br/>'''JSharp''': heh, the pin I mean<br />
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* '''turkshead''': Dr. J has offered to quantify my gizmo with his phone.<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': i suspect that the people who work at muni do not, in fact, have a brain.<br/>'''solidsnack''': alienvenom: But do they have a heart?<br/>'''solidsnack''': I think I'm most like the cowardly lion.<br />
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* '''miah''': vagina dentata should be standard equipment for female soldiers<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I seriously think phone booths need to start popping up all over america<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I'm just happy that I wrote a robot squad that helps teach people programming languages, the details are kind of a minor point for me<br />'''DrShiny''': dr_jesus: that's so... so... SELFLESS of you<br/>'''DrShiny''': "I'm just glad to do my bit to make the world a better place"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': awesome buy me a hookers and blow<br/>'''DrShiny''': "<self-deprecating moue>"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': sandwich<br />
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* '''aestetix''': FUCK<br />'''aestetix''': MUST FEED CHOCOLATE ADDICTION<br />'''aestetix''': BRB PEANUT BUTTER TWIX OR BUST<br />
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* '''Destri''': new levels of bachelor-hood. Left coat in car, coat has my my titanium spork, need spork to stir my instant coffee<br />
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* '''zedd''': Come on, Zedd for ED, he gets things up<br />'''ani''': ani for ed, she puts things down<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': aestetix: it turns out that for most intents and purposes, the internet *is* a big truck<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': wait, say all that again, i spilled soup on my keyboard so i couldn't hear you<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': when a child dies and has NOT been daemonized (into a completely new process group), the child zombifies because the kernel needs to keep the child data structures around in case the parent wants to look at them to figure out why the child died <br/>'''dr_jesus''': ONLY WHEN the parent process calls wait() or a similar routine to extract that information does the kernel clean up the child data structures, since now the parent has them and can start poring over them to figure out what happened and what to do about it<br/>''' dr_jesus''': now the parent might not want to sit around all day waiting for its kids to die, so the kernel sends SIGCHLD to the parent so whatever the parent is doing can be interrupted and it can call wait() at that point to figure out 1) who died, and 2) what caused it<br/>'''dr_jesus''': so basically SIGCHLD is child protection services and the kids are suicidal<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and a zombie process is a foster kid with a big tattoo on its forehead saying EXIT CODE = 0xwhatever and cps keeps it around waiting for the deadbeat parent to show up and get the exit code<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': yes, they would in theory be able to measure the capacitance of a penis<br />
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* '''rachel-''': no, when i'm 91, i'm gonna stick wine bottles up my ass<br />
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* '''TheScott''': we are having a wi party at VonGuards house because his wife went to Disney land<br/>'''TheScott''': apparently he can't fulfill her fantasy life or requirements<br />
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* '''ryan-c''': oh, hey. I've been looking for that penis bouquet pic for a while<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I did some work in saltmines in Utah. They were rather unpleasant, but not horrible.<br />
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* '''epsas''': i miss shitting in the woods<br/>'''epsas''': in my bear costume<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': bwahhaha <br/>'''dr_jesus''': oracle backwards is el caro <br/>'''dr_jesus''': [http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A] <br/>'''epsas''': does that mean something? <br/>'''epsas''': ahh - hehe <br/>'''dr_jesus''': "the expensive"<br />
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* '''epsas''': you have to fellate the chicken<br />
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* '''epsas''': we need a fighterjetbot<br/>'''epsas''': i like looking at fighter jets <br/>'''epsas''': they are, like, flying dongs with guns<br />
* '''Evil-Bill''': noisecloud: find Sarah Connor<br/>'''noisecloud''': Evil-Bill: I don't understand 'find Sarah Connor'.<br/>'''Evil-Bill''': Well that's a relief.<br />
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* '''miah''': how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': shut up for a second, I'm committing a sin against mankind<br />
* '''rachel-''': it's a hard time to be a terrorist<br />
* '''DrSyzygy:''': "While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. <br/>'''magpie-:''' i have a 3.8 GPA. what?<br />
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* '''Evil_Bill''': C has no objects (only zuul).<br />
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* '''ani''': you do realise the wheels made it rollable right?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noiseelisp: eval (message user-login-name)<br/> '''noiseelisp''': dr_jesus: root<br/> '''dr_jesus''': god fucking dammit not again<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradox<br/> '''grelli''': you... you're not supposed to know about that<br/> '''grelli''': are you after our beaver technology??<br />
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*'''radii''': I'm stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?<br />
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* '''rachel-''': oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCH<br/>'''aestetix''': rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happen<br/>'''aestetix''': Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them<br />
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*'''incekt''': all i know is it's 40 ms away<br/>'''incekt''': as the crow flies<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': noisec: eval printf("%i", getuid());<br/>'''noisec''': dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''': fuck<br />
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* '''rachel''': the dong link list is not very long as yet<br />
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* '''epsas''': IF YOU MISSED THE PUNCHLINE, WILLIE NELSON WAS GIVING DOLLY PARTON ORAL PLEASURE<br />
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* '''dr_jesus_''': rm has [http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/coreutils.git/tree/src/remove.c?id=v8.1#n504 a hardcoded check] to prevent removing /<br/>'''alienvenom''': no it doesn't<br/>'''dr_jesus_''': sure it does, try it<br/>'''alienvenom''': the -rf overrides it<br/>'''alienvenom''': i've done it before<br />
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* '''Sargun''': I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs<br />
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* '''aestetix''': maybe a goatee sniffing context too?<br />
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* '''ani-:''' rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen<br />
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* '''voronika''': at that point, you've missed the bitching bus<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': man i wish i was uncut.<br />'''alienvenom''': just saying :-P<br />'''alienvenom''': sorry<br />'''alienvenom''': lol<br />'''ieatlint''': we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin<br />
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* '''rachel''': eljepe: i see your point and raise you SHUT UP<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Can someone explain to me in one sentence what "agile programming" is?<br />'''oao''': it's like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.<br />
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* '''zedd''': can't breathe lulzing too hard<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Atala: how big is your vagina?<br />
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* '''aestetix''': So, somewhere near the top of the list of people "You don't want to piss off (&trade;)"<br/ >'''aestetix''': Up there with Hitler's ghost and Your mom<br/ >'''aestetix''': I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridge<br/ >'''aestetix''': They're pretty badass<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': btw I'm still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can't read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor<br />
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* '''Crutcher''': Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.<br />
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* >> '''Valkyrie`''' points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. <br/> '''VonGuard:''' so what the hell coudl you even use em for? <br/> '''wiretapped:''' we're using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now<br />
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* '''Anonymous''': I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemite<br/>'''ieatlint''': not as beautiful<br/>'''Martyn''': it was equally as beautiful<br/>'''ieatlint''': don't let the environmentalists fool you<br />
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* '''rigel''': so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecated<br/>'''rigel''': what should i be using instead?<br/>'''miah''': postgresql<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Well, dongs are a dime a dozen.<br/>'''Valkyrie''': Space is rare.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block<br />
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* '''JSharp''': all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.<br />
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* '''Rubin''': OK, I can't tell which one is rum, I'm done for the night.<br />
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*'''turkshead''': guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green.<br/>'''turkshead''': everybody likes green, right?<br/>'''shkoo''': the consensus process must be blue.<br />
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* '''Kripto''': I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs. (revenge!) <br/>'''ieatlint''': Martyn, ouch... i'm going to take that personally <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. <br/>'''ieatlint''': fine fine <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : I'm sure the sentiment is returned :) <br/>'''ieatlint''': but you don't need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough. If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)<br />
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* '''aestetix''': fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww<br />
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* '''froggytoad:''' so... thing is, he has a thing for bears...<br/> '''Atala:''' i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.<br />
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* '''JSharp''': Clippy: "I see you're trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?"<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': at the moment he's so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV's worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady<br />
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*'''Zedd''': Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?<br />
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* '''ioerror''': 99% of the police make the rest look bad<br />
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* '''eljepe''': ie your pipes are full of rats<br/ > '''eljepe''': your walls are full of cats<br/ > '''eljepe''': and there is a homeless man living in your elevator<br/ > '''chu''': If he's living in the elevator is he really homeless?<br />
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* '''ani-''': hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records<br/ >>> '''ani-''' submits<br/ >>> '''Evil-Bill''' dominates<br />
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* '''noisercode''': ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': ow<br/ >'''dr_jesus''': some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuries<br/ >'''MrDomino''': yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester's off to a bang...<br/ >>> '''ani-''' slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout<br/ >>> '''MrDomino''' masturbates furiously to his pun<br />
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* '''Emflamed''': guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!<br />
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* '''[[User:rachel|rachel-]]''': and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer<br />
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* '''teratoma''': perhaps noisebridge can hack BART to run without employees<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noisecode: eval os.geteuid()<br/>'''noisecode''' dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''' fuck<br />
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* >> '''SanMehat''' blew a transformer<br/ >'''iz''': did he at least buy you dinner first?<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done...<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: you're single right now, yes?<br/ >'''ieatlint''': Atala, yes.<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: now's the time! if that thing isn't going to get some use, might as well bling it out. <br />
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* '''ceren''': ps: do not feed your pierced penis to a baby.<br />
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* >> '''ani-''' puts on pants<br/>'''rachel-''': ani-: nooooooooooooo<br />
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* '''Atala''': yeah, what's been up with the pacific northwest hitting bbq temperatures?<br />'''lemonkey''': god's wrath for Microsoft bing<br />
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* '''rubin110''': So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding.<br />'''rubin110''': His ass looked sooo good.<br />'''rubin110''': You didn't hear this from me.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK.<br/> '''rubin110''': ER ALL OF<br/>'''VonGuard''': [21:18] <rubin110> IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': Wait.<br />'''rubin110''': Why don't we have the makerbot just print us a new space?<br />
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* '''ani'''-: [http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com/ http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com]<br/ >'''zaius''': hot! i'd wear that<br/ >'''zaius''': ... if i was a girl, i mean<br />
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* There was a [[David Fine]] bonanza - which got its own page.<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water. I haven't tried it yet.<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation<br />
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* '''VonGuard:''' oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard<br />
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*'''Atala''': were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?<br />
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*'''lemonkey''': mm jerk chicken quesadillas<br/ >'''iz''': they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions<br />
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* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck's Neutron Absorbent Cock.<br />
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* '''Nana''': Rat poison is never the solution.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': stop, drop, and rofl<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': "welcome to apple, here's your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin"<br />
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* '''Atala''': ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn't count ;P<br/>'''ieatlint''': Atala, it wasn't for crack<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge<br />
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* '''vniow-rachel-''': i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!<br />
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* '''Atala''': i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn't eat in public, that would be annoying.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this "IP" business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.<br />
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* '''San''': "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"<br />
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* '''ryanc-''': i need more sex toys<br/>'''vniow''': me too<br />
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* '''aestetix''': vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': '/win goto #gaysf<br/>'''alienvenom''': err<br/>'''alienvenom''': wow<br/>'''alienvenom''': uh<br/>'''alienvenom''': everyone type /clear now please :)<br/>'''alienvenom''': :-\<br />
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* '''vniow''': god, i sound like a noisebridge slut<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: vniow: I don't think you're a slut<br/>'''vniow''': i've slept with ceren too, as of last night<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: ok, now I do<br />
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* '''leif''': It's not as wiki as it could be.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com<br/>'''Martyn''': You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it<br/>'''Atala''': there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE!<br/>'''Valkyrie`''': It's a little surreal.<br />
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* [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.<br />
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* '''anonymous''': Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.<br />
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* '''aestetix''' : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.<br />
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* '''Skye''': I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.<br />
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* '''Steen''': If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Mailinglist&diff=10745Mailinglist2010-04-14T02:07:19Z<p>Drwxrxrx: zhongwen list</p>
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* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announcements]''' - Extremely low traffic - Updates on current and upcoming events happening in the space. Please do sign up for the announce list. If you've made it this far, you'll probably be interested in our announcements. [[Mailinglist/Announce_guidelines|how to write a good announcement email]]<br />
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* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/build Build Team]''' - Discussion details of buildout at 2169 Mission. If you are or want to be involved in that, please join this list.<br />
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* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/cloud Cloud]''' - Discussion of "cloud" based applications, distributed computing and storage, etc.<br />
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* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/congress Congress]''' - This is a list about traveling to Europe for the CCC Congress. If you're looking for a place to stay, people to travel with or tips on submitting a possible talk - this is the Noisebridge list to join.<br />
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*'''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/german German]''' - Discussion for the [[German | German Language Group]]<br />
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*'''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/cyborg Sensebridge Cyborg]''' - Moderate traffic - Discussion for [[Sensebridge]], the Noisebridge human-machine interface research group.<br />
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*'''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/space Spacebridge]''' - Discussion for exploring the vastness of space cheaply and creatively. [https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Spacebridge Spacebridge wiki]<br />
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*'''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisedroid/ Noisedroid]''' - Moderate traffic - Discussion of hacking the Android OS.<br />
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* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/eeg/ EEG]''' - the EEG project: build/interpret EEG<br />
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* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/sewing/ Sewing]''' - Status updates on the 3 machines at 2169, sewing-related discussion and collaboration.<br />
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* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/toorcamp ToorCamp]''' - Our ToorCamp planning list.<br />
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* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/ml ML]''' - Discussion list pertaining to [[Machine Learning|Machine Learning Wednesdays]]<br />
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* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-jobs Jobs]''' - Job postings should be sent here, rather than the discuss list<br />
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* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/kites Kites]''' - [[Kite Hacking]]<br />
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* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/security/ Security]''' - [[Security Group]]<br />
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* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/darkroom/ Darkroom]''' - [[Darkroom]] Photography, optics hacking, and general chemistry. Anything that uses the darkroom.<br />
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<div>'''When someone says something outrageously funny or weird, it goes on the memorable quotes list or it gets the hose again. <br />
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Most recent are on top.'''<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': you're not supposed to shoot TVs<br/>'''dr_jesus''': they have lead and stuff in the glass<br/>'''voronika''': you're not supposed to do a lot of fun things<br />
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* '''alxndr''': I think I've successfully switched myself from emacs to vim. <br /> '''VonGuard''': wow <br />'''VonGuard''': that's like a sex change for nerds<br />
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* '''epsas''': Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from irc on a text console.<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': i'm just being a bitch and arguing this :P<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': nice, the producer for "survivor" is suspected in the murder of his wife<br />'''magpie''': she wasnt murdered<br />'''magpie''': just "voted off the island"<br />
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* '''flatline_hb''': The spamtron 9000 is set to "hair-trigger," do not say the same thing thrice on pain of kline<br />'''flatline_hb''': interesting<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />[~flatline_@the.inter.net] has quit [Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.))]<br />
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* '''phusion''': surprised they could dance wearing that shit.<br/>'''miah''': of course they can dance<br/>'''miah''': that is battle ready armor, storm troopers need to be able to move if they are going to fight worth a damn<br />
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* '''shogun_''': After reading the entire article, I think it's an april fools....they got me<br />
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* '''zedd''': Anyone that doesn't love comic sans is a terrorist.<br />
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* '''liquidsun|''': I bought a hat so I can be an asshat<br />
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* '''ceren''': aempirei: it's been done so hard here that i think we're beating the spot on the ground where the dead horse rotted<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': does thermburglar steal heat?<br/>'''dr_jesus''': thermburglar does in fact steal heat<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and then does covered calls in the btu market with them<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and then returns them, sometimes in less than pristine condition<br />
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* '''hep''': i never smell ok<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': yes, i had too much sports sex and broke my junk<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think a bunch of noisebridgers should go to a strip club with laptops<br/>'''dr_jesus''': some friends and I actually tried that once in vegas for defcon<br/>'''dr_jesus''': then we tried it back here in the bay area to see if they'd kick us out here too and the answer is yes, immediately<br />
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* '''qDot_''': Well, you wallpaper your walls with vag, something's going to get peed on.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Enjoy the hell that you've helped to create!<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': GOOD MORNING<br/>'''jynn-''': WHAT JUST HAPPENED<br />'''jynn-''': OH GOD<br />
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*'''aestetix''': dude where's my ops<br/>'''aestetix''': give me status or give me death<br />
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*'''VonGuard''': As a result, I know exactly who is trolling when.<br />
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*'''setient''': i just realized how awesome it is to have your own office <br>'''miah''': put your pants back on<br />
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* '''rubin110[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Party_Form&oldid=10426 :]''' Please fill out and submit this form to the party comity and directory in order to run your party.<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Atala: even better, how about a illustration of Jacque de Molay's execution?<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': .sql select count(*) from dongs where url like 'http://cache.boston.com%'<br/>'''noisesql''': wiretapped: 0<br/>'''wiretapped''': dr_jesus: see that? I didn't get a () from my delete!<br/>'''noisesql''': I<br/>'''wiretapped''': o_O<br/>'''noisesql''': I hunger for flesh<br/>'''wiretapped''': uh oh<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''' ran a mile once<br/>'''dr_jesus''': these days I just build sand castles instead and wait for some tough guy to kick them over, then I chessbox him<br />
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* '''miah''': i think im a level 2 emoquiter<br />
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* '''alxndr''': damn, I hope I don't bust up giggling next time someone unzips my fly because I'm thinking "HULL BREACH!! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! AAAOOOOOOGAAH"<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think I now have professional java experience<br/>'''aestetix''': and I hate the langugage even more<br/>'''vorstyles''': barista?<br/>'''Epsas''': single short amaerican plz<br/>'''vorstyles''': is that a coffee order, or are you on okcupid?<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': so, how do you dispose of a body?<br/>'''vorstyles''': puppycock: i'd suggest dropping the body at noisebridge hq with a tag saying "for parts"<br/>'''vorstyles''': it'll get used in various projects<br />
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* ''' aestetix''': I just finished jerking off to the last page of anne frank's diary<br />
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* '''Destri''': there is sometimes a fine line between "protesting" and "terrorist action"<br/>'''ani-''': there's sometimes a fine line between your mom and terrorist action<br />
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* '''vorstyles''': i hate this economy<br/>'''vorstyles''': gives people too much freetime for protests<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': Maddox was right<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': what are you interested in? bestiality, s&m?<br />'''lemonkey''': maybe<br />'''alienvenom''': daipers?<br />'''alienvenom''': you an ABDL?<br />'''lemonkey''': sploshing<br />'''alienvenom''': watersports?<br />'''alienvenom''': fisting?<br />'''lemonkey''': i enjoy feeling creamed corn between my buttcheeks<br />'''alienvenom''': O_o<br />'''lemonkey''': as if i shat myself<br />
* '''thermburglar''': i have a math penis, does that count<br/>'''thermburglar''': its uncut, so as to function as a slide rule as well<br />
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* '''miah''': or maybe i'm misisng the humor again<br/>'''miah''': maybe we should implement a humor tag into irc<br/>'''miah''': or write a bot that detects humor to alert us<br />
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* '''ani''': i totally want some httpspanties<br/>'''vorstyles''': panties with a .htaccess<br/>'''lemonkey''': you know it's only a matter of time before our underware starts tweeting<br />
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* '''Kelly''': I'm trying to make a point of relating to non-geeks as if they too were human.<br />
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* '''Jim''': I like being senile, it's like being drunk without the hangover.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': http://twitpic.com/153mju <br/>'''lemonkey''': final shuttle pin<br/>'''JSharp''': nearly 30 years is a very long time for a program like that :)<br/>'''JSharp''': not a bad design<br/>'''JSharp''': heh, the pin I mean<br />
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* '''turkshead''': Dr. J has offered to quantify my gizmo with his phone.<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': i suspect that the people who work at muni do not, in fact, have a brain.<br/>'''solidsnack''': alienvenom: But do they have a heart?<br/>'''solidsnack''': I think I'm most like the cowardly lion.<br />
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* '''miah''': vagina dentata should be standard equipment for female soldiers<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I seriously think phone booths need to start popping up all over america<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I'm just happy that I wrote a robot squad that helps teach people programming languages, the details are kind of a minor point for me<br />'''DrShiny''': dr_jesus: that's so... so... SELFLESS of you<br/>'''DrShiny''': "I'm just glad to do my bit to make the world a better place"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': awesome buy me a hookers and blow<br/>'''DrShiny''': "<self-deprecating moue>"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': sandwich<br />
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* '''aestetix''': FUCK<br />'''aestetix''': MUST FEED CHOCOLATE ADDICTION<br />'''aestetix''': BRB PEANUT BUTTER TWIX OR BUST<br />
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* '''Destri''': new levels of bachelor-hood. Left coat in car, coat has my my titanium spork, need spork to stir my instant coffee<br />
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* '''zedd''': Come on, Zedd for ED, he gets things up<br />'''ani''': ani for ed, she puts things down<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': aestetix: it turns out that for most intents and purposes, the internet *is* a big truck<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': wait, say all that again, i spilled soup on my keyboard so i couldn't hear you<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': when a child dies and has NOT been daemonized (into a completely new process group), the child zombifies because the kernel needs to keep the child data structures around in case the parent wants to look at them to figure out why the child died <br/>'''dr_jesus''': ONLY WHEN the parent process calls wait() or a similar routine to extract that information does the kernel clean up the child data structures, since now the parent has them and can start poring over them to figure out what happened and what to do about it<br/>''' dr_jesus''': now the parent might not want to sit around all day waiting for its kids to die, so the kernel sends SIGCHLD to the parent so whatever the parent is doing can be interrupted and it can call wait() at that point to figure out 1) who died, and 2) what caused it<br/>'''dr_jesus''': so basically SIGCHLD is child protection services and the kids are suicidal<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and a zombie process is a foster kid with a big tattoo on its forehead saying EXIT CODE = 0xwhatever and cps keeps it around waiting for the deadbeat parent to show up and get the exit code<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': yes, they would in theory be able to measure the capacitance of a penis<br />
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* '''rachel-''': no, when i'm 91, i'm gonna stick wine bottles up my ass<br />
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* '''TheScott''': we are having a wi party at VonGuards house because his wife went to Disney land<br/>'''TheScott''': apparently he can't fulfill her fantasy life or requirements<br />
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* '''ryan-c''': oh, hey. I've been looking for that penis bouquet pic for a while<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I did some work in saltmines in Utah. They were rather unpleasant, but not horrible.<br />
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* '''epsas''': i miss shitting in the woods<br/>'''epsas''': in my bear costume<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': bwahhaha <br/>'''dr_jesus''': oracle backwards is el caro <br/>'''dr_jesus''': [http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A] <br/>'''epsas''': does that mean something? <br/>'''epsas''': ahh - hehe <br/>'''dr_jesus''': "the expensive"<br />
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* '''epsas''': you have to fellate the chicken<br />
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* '''epsas''': we need a fighterjetbot<br/>'''epsas''': i like looking at fighter jets <br/>'''epsas''': they are, like, flying dongs with guns<br />
* '''Evil-Bill''': noisecloud: find Sarah Connor<br/>'''noisecloud''': Evil-Bill: I don't understand 'find Sarah Connor'.<br/>'''Evil-Bill''': Well that's a relief.<br />
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* '''miah''': how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': shut up for a second, I'm committing a sin against mankind<br />
* '''rachel-''': it's a hard time to be a terrorist<br />
* '''DrSyzygy:''': "While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. <br/>'''magpie-:''' i have a 3.8 GPA. what?<br />
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* '''Evil_Bill''': C has no objects (only zuul).<br />
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* '''ani''': you do realise the wheels made it rollable right?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noiseelisp: eval (message user-login-name)<br/> '''noiseelisp''': dr_jesus: root<br/> '''dr_jesus''': god fucking dammit not again<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradox<br/> '''grelli''': you... you're not supposed to know about that<br/> '''grelli''': are you after our beaver technology??<br />
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*'''radii''': I'm stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?<br />
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* '''rachel-''': oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCH<br/>'''aestetix''': rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happen<br/>'''aestetix''': Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them<br />
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*'''incekt''': all i know is it's 40 ms away<br/>'''incekt''': as the crow flies<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': noisec: eval printf("%i", getuid());<br/>'''noisec''': dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''': fuck<br />
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* '''rachel''': the dong link list is not very long as yet<br />
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* '''epsas''': IF YOU MISSED THE PUNCHLINE, WILLIE NELSON WAS GIVING DOLLY PARTON ORAL PLEASURE<br />
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* '''dr_jesus_''': rm has [http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/coreutils.git/tree/src/remove.c?id=v8.1#n504 a hardcoded check] to prevent removing /<br/>'''alienvenom''': no it doesn't<br/>'''dr_jesus_''': sure it does, try it<br/>'''alienvenom''': the -rf overrides it<br/>'''alienvenom''': i've done it before<br />
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* '''Sargun''': I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs<br />
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* '''aestetix''': maybe a goatee sniffing context too?<br />
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* '''ani-:''' rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen<br />
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* '''voronika''': at that point, you've missed the bitching bus<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': man i wish i was uncut.<br />'''alienvenom''': just saying :-P<br />'''alienvenom''': sorry<br />'''alienvenom''': lol<br />'''ieatlint''': we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin<br />
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* '''rachel''': eljepe: i see your point and raise you SHUT UP<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Can someone explain to me in one sentence what "agile programming" is?<br />'''oao''': it's like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.<br />
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* '''zedd''': can't breathe lulzing too hard<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Atala: how big is your vagina?<br />
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* '''aestetix''': So, somewhere near the top of the list of people "You don't want to piss off (&trade;)"<br/ >'''aestetix''': Up there with Hitler's ghost and Your mom<br/ >'''aestetix''': I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridge<br/ >'''aestetix''': They're pretty badass<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': btw I'm still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can't read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor<br />
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* '''Crutcher''': Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.<br />
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* >> '''Valkyrie`''' points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. <br/> '''VonGuard:''' so what the hell coudl you even use em for? <br/> '''wiretapped:''' we're using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now<br />
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* '''Anonymous''': I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemite<br/>'''ieatlint''': not as beautiful<br/>'''Martyn''': it was equally as beautiful<br/>'''ieatlint''': don't let the environmentalists fool you<br />
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* '''rigel''': so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecated<br/>'''rigel''': what should i be using instead?<br/>'''miah''': postgresql<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Well, dongs are a dime a dozen.<br/>'''Valkyrie''': Space is rare.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block<br />
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* '''JSharp''': all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.<br />
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* '''Rubin''': OK, I can't tell which one is rum, I'm done for the night.<br />
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*'''turkshead''': guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green.<br/>'''turkshead''': everybody likes green, right?<br/>'''shkoo''': the consensus process must be blue.<br />
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* '''Kripto''': I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs. (revenge!) <br/>'''ieatlint''': Martyn, ouch... i'm going to take that personally <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. <br/>'''ieatlint''': fine fine <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : I'm sure the sentiment is returned :) <br/>'''ieatlint''': but you don't need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough. If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)<br />
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* '''aestetix''': fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww<br />
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* '''froggytoad:''' so... thing is, he has a thing for bears...<br/> '''Atala:''' i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.<br />
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* '''JSharp''': Clippy: "I see you're trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?"<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': at the moment he's so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV's worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady<br />
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*'''Zedd''': Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?<br />
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* '''ioerror''': 99% of the police make the rest look bad<br />
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* '''eljepe''': ie your pipes are full of rats<br/ > '''eljepe''': your walls are full of cats<br/ > '''eljepe''': and there is a homeless man living in your elevator<br/ > '''chu''': If he's living in the elevator is he really homeless?<br />
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* '''ani-''': hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records<br/ >>> '''ani-''' submits<br/ >>> '''Evil-Bill''' dominates<br />
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* '''noisercode''': ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': ow<br/ >'''dr_jesus''': some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuries<br/ >'''MrDomino''': yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester's off to a bang...<br/ >>> '''ani-''' slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout<br/ >>> '''MrDomino''' masturbates furiously to his pun<br />
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* '''Emflamed''': guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!<br />
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* '''[[User:rachel|rachel-]]''': and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer<br />
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* '''teratoma''': perhaps noisebridge can hack BART to run without employees<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noisecode: eval os.geteuid()<br/>'''noisecode''' dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''' fuck<br />
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* >> '''SanMehat''' blew a transformer<br/ >'''iz''': did he at least buy you dinner first?<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done...<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: you're single right now, yes?<br/ >'''ieatlint''': Atala, yes.<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: now's the time! if that thing isn't going to get some use, might as well bling it out. <br />
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* '''ceren''': ps: do not feed your pierced penis to a baby.<br />
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* >> '''ani-''' puts on pants<br/>'''rachel-''': ani-: nooooooooooooo<br />
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* '''Atala''': yeah, what's been up with the pacific northwest hitting bbq temperatures?<br />'''lemonkey''': god's wrath for Microsoft bing<br />
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* '''rubin110''': So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding.<br />'''rubin110''': His ass looked sooo good.<br />'''rubin110''': You didn't hear this from me.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK.<br/> '''rubin110''': ER ALL OF<br/>'''VonGuard''': [21:18] <rubin110> IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': Wait.<br />'''rubin110''': Why don't we have the makerbot just print us a new space?<br />
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* '''ani'''-: [http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com/ http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com]<br/ >'''zaius''': hot! i'd wear that<br/ >'''zaius''': ... if i was a girl, i mean<br />
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* There was a [[David Fine]] bonanza - which got its own page.<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water. I haven't tried it yet.<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation<br />
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* '''VonGuard:''' oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard<br />
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*'''Atala''': were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?<br />
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*'''lemonkey''': mm jerk chicken quesadillas<br/ >'''iz''': they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions<br />
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* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck's Neutron Absorbent Cock.<br />
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* '''Nana''': Rat poison is never the solution.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': stop, drop, and rofl<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': "welcome to apple, here's your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin"<br />
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* '''Atala''': ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn't count ;P<br/>'''ieatlint''': Atala, it wasn't for crack<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge<br />
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* '''vniow-rachel-''': i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!<br />
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* '''Atala''': i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn't eat in public, that would be annoying.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this "IP" business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.<br />
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* '''San''': "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"<br />
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* '''ryanc-''': i need more sex toys<br/>'''vniow''': me too<br />
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* '''aestetix''': vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': '/win goto #gaysf<br/>'''alienvenom''': err<br/>'''alienvenom''': wow<br/>'''alienvenom''': uh<br/>'''alienvenom''': everyone type /clear now please :)<br/>'''alienvenom''': :-\<br />
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* '''vniow''': god, i sound like a noisebridge slut<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: vniow: I don't think you're a slut<br/>'''vniow''': i've slept with ceren too, as of last night<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: ok, now I do<br />
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* '''leif''': It's not as wiki as it could be.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com<br/>'''Martyn''': You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it<br/>'''Atala''': there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE!<br/>'''Valkyrie`''': It's a little surreal.<br />
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* [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.<br />
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* '''anonymous''': Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.<br />
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* '''aestetix''' : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.<br />
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* '''Skye''': I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.<br />
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* '''Steen''': If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Mandarin_Corner&diff=10648Mandarin Corner2010-04-07T18:09:52Z<p>Drwxrxrx: /* Time and Place */ hey let's figure out when works for people... who was that with the magenta hair yesterday evening</p>
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<div>=声桥中文角 (Noisebridge Chinese Corner)=<br />
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== Purpose and Goals ==<br />
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Mandarin Injunction meets Tuesdays at 6:00pm at Noisebridge to practice speaking Mandarin, drawing ideograms, and share Chinese culture (e.g. delicious culinary experiences).<br />
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==Time and Place==<br />
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Hey, let's figure out a time that works for people these days! If you're interested, wanna sound off with a time that works for you?<br />
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* [[user:drwxrxrx|蒯乐／Alexander]]: Mon/Tue/Wed/Thu evenings<br />
* ...you?<br />
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==Curriculum Content ==<br />
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Possibly considering adopting and improving the wikibooks books on [http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Mandarin Spoken Mandarin] and [http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Written_Chinese Written Chinese]<br />
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==Lesson Notes ==<br />
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[[Chinese Corner Lesson 3-03-2009]] Mandarin question words<br />
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==Interested People==<br />
[[Chinese Corner Students]]</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=User:Drwxrxrx&diff=10647User:Drwxrxrx2010-04-07T17:57:13Z<p>Drwxrxrx: </p>
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<div>I'm another person named Alexander 也叫蒯乐. I live in [[Oakland]]. I've started showing up on Tuesdays and [[Mandarin Corner|studying Chinese]]. I'm also interested in the [[darkroom]]; I'd love to get back into printing color...keeping my eyes peeled for a developer.<br />
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=== Chinese goals ===<br />
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* memorize 甲乙丙丁戊己庚辛壬癸<br />
* learn how to use 于 and 与<br />
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=== miscellanea ===<br />
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For fun, I like<br />
* riding and repairing and learning about [[bicycles]]<br />
* [[photography]] (digital and analog... documentary, landscape, long exposure, panoramas)<br />
* light-weight programming ([[Python]], [[Perl]], [[PHP]], [[Javascript]]...did a little in [[C]]/[[C++]] a long while ago...don't really like [[Java]] or [[ASP]])<br />
* 学习[[Mandarin Corner|中文]]（是个文学士） and other languages in general<br />
* using and messing with [[OS X]] and [[Linux]]<br />
* [[word games]] (especially [[Scrabble]]), [[Go]], [[Chinese Chess]]<br />
* good [[coffee]], but more often [[green tea]]<br />
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Would like to learn more about...<br />
* electricity, since I barely understand how these things I use all the time work on a physical level.<br />
* [[lockpicking]] is interesting stuff that I don't know much about.<br />
* [[machine learning]], [[genetic algorithms]]<br />
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Also interested in, to differing degrees,<br />
* art... visual, music, kinetic sculptures, )'( stuff<br />
* environment... recycling, efficiency<br />
* philosophy/religion... Buddhism, free will<br />
* law... human rights, privacy, copyright<br />
* fire... everyone likes fire<br />
* booze... bourbon, beer<br />
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=== contact ===<br />
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* email: <tt>alxndr</tt> at gmail<br />
* [[IRC]]: <tt>alxndr</tt> or sometimes <tt>drwxrxrx</tt> on freenode</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Quotes&diff=10632Quotes2010-04-06T17:48:50Z<p>Drwxrxrx: </p>
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Most recent are on top.'''<br />
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* '''flatline_hb''': The spamtron 9000 is set to "hair-trigger," do not say the same thing thrice on pain of kline<br />'''flatline_hb''': interesting<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />[~flatline_@the.inter.net] has quit [Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.))]<br />
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* '''phusion''': surprised they could dance wearing that shit.<br/>'''miah''': of course they can dance<br/>'''miah''': that is battle ready armor, storm troopers need to be able to move if they are going to fight worth a damn<br />
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* '''shogun_''': After reading the entire article, I think it's an april fools....they got me<br />
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* '''zedd''': Anyone that doesn't love comic sans is a terrorist.<br />
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* '''liquidsun|''': I bought a hat so I can be an asshat<br />
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* '''ceren''': aempirei: it's been done so hard here that i think we're beating the spot on the ground where the dead horse rotted<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': does thermburglar steal heat?<br/>'''dr_jesus''': thermburglar does in fact steal heat<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and then does covered calls in the btu market with them<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and then returns them, sometimes in less than pristine condition<br />
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* '''hep''': i never smell ok<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': yes, i had too much sports sex and broke my junk<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think a bunch of noisebridgers should go to a strip club with laptops<br/>'''dr_jesus''': some friends and I actually tried that once in vegas for defcon<br/>'''dr_jesus''': then we tried it back here in the bay area to see if they'd kick us out here too and the answer is yes, immediately<br />
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* '''qDot_''': Well, you wallpaper your walls with vag, something's going to get peed on.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Enjoy the hell that you've helped to create!<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': GOOD MORNING<br/>'''jynn-''': WHAT JUST HAPPENED<br />'''jynn-''': OH GOD<br />
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*'''aestetix''': dude where's my ops<br/>'''aestetix''': give me status or give me death<br />
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*'''VonGuard''': As a result, I know exactly who is trolling when.<br />
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*'''setient''': i just realized how awesome it is to have your own office <br>'''miah''': put your pants back on<br />
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* '''rubin110[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Party_Form&oldid=10426 :]''' Please fill out and submit this form to the party comity and directory in order to run your party.<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Atala: even better, how about a illustration of Jacque de Molay's execution?<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': .sql select count(*) from dongs where url like 'http://cache.boston.com%'<br/>'''noisesql''': wiretapped: 0<br/>'''wiretapped''': dr_jesus: see that? I didn't get a () from my delete!<br/>'''noisesql''': I<br/>'''wiretapped''': o_O<br/>'''noisesql''': I hunger for flesh<br/>'''wiretapped''': uh oh<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''' ran a mile once<br/>'''dr_jesus''': these days I just build sand castles instead and wait for some tough guy to kick them over, then I chessbox him<br />
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* '''miah''': i think im a level 2 emoquiter<br />
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* '''alxndr''': damn, I hope I don't bust up giggling next time someone unzips my fly because I'm thinking "HULL BREACH!! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! AAAOOOOOOGAAH"<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think I now have professional java experience<br/>'''aestetix''': and I hate the langugage even more<br/>'''vorstyles''': barista?<br/>'''Epsas''': single short amaerican plz<br/>'''vorstyles''': is that a coffee order, or are you on okcupid?<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': so, how do you dispose of a body?<br/>'''vorstyles''': puppycock: i'd suggest dropping the body at noisebridge hq with a tag saying "for parts"<br/>'''vorstyles''': it'll get used in various projects<br />
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* ''' aestetix''': I just finished jerking off to the last page of anne frank's diary<br />
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* '''Destri''': there is sometimes a fine line between "protesting" and "terrorist action"<br/>'''ani-''': there's sometimes a fine line between your mom and terrorist action<br />
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* '''vorstyles''': i hate this economy<br/>'''vorstyles''': gives people too much freetime for protests<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': Maddox was right<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': what are you interested in? bestiality, s&m?<br />'''lemonkey''': maybe<br />'''alienvenom''': daipers?<br />'''alienvenom''': you an ABDL?<br />'''lemonkey''': sploshing<br />'''alienvenom''': watersports?<br />'''alienvenom''': fisting?<br />'''lemonkey''': i enjoy feeling creamed corn between my buttcheeks<br />'''alienvenom''': O_o<br />'''lemonkey''': as if i shat myself<br />
* '''thermburglar''': i have a math penis, does that count<br/>'''thermburglar''': its uncut, so as to function as a slide rule as well<br />
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* '''miah''': or maybe i'm misisng the humor again<br/>'''miah''': maybe we should implement a humor tag into irc<br/>'''miah''': or write a bot that detects humor to alert us<br />
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* '''ani''': i totally want some httpspanties<br/>'''vorstyles''': panties with a .htaccess<br/>'''lemonkey''': you know it's only a matter of time before our underware starts tweeting<br />
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* '''Kelly''': I'm trying to make a point of relating to non-geeks as if they too were human.<br />
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* '''Jim''': I like being senile, it's like being drunk without the hangover.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': http://twitpic.com/153mju <br/>'''lemonkey''': final shuttle pin<br/>'''JSharp''': nearly 30 years is a very long time for a program like that :)<br/>'''JSharp''': not a bad design<br/>'''JSharp''': heh, the pin I mean<br />
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* '''turkshead''': Dr. J has offered to quantify my gizmo with his phone.<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': i suspect that the people who work at muni do not, in fact, have a brain.<br/>'''solidsnack''': alienvenom: But do they have a heart?<br/>'''solidsnack''': I think I'm most like the cowardly lion.<br />
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* '''miah''': vagina dentata should be standard equipment for female soldiers<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I seriously think phone booths need to start popping up all over america<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I'm just happy that I wrote a robot squad that helps teach people programming languages, the details are kind of a minor point for me<br />'''DrShiny''': dr_jesus: that's so... so... SELFLESS of you<br/>'''DrShiny''': "I'm just glad to do my bit to make the world a better place"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': awesome buy me a hookers and blow<br/>'''DrShiny''': "<self-deprecating moue>"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': sandwich<br />
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* '''aestetix''': FUCK<br />'''aestetix''': MUST FEED CHOCOLATE ADDICTION<br />'''aestetix''': BRB PEANUT BUTTER TWIX OR BUST<br />
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* '''Destri''': new levels of bachelor-hood. Left coat in car, coat has my my titanium spork, need spork to stir my instant coffee<br />
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* '''zedd''': Come on, Zedd for ED, he gets things up<br />'''ani''': ani for ed, she puts things down<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': aestetix: it turns out that for most intents and purposes, the internet *is* a big truck<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': wait, say all that again, i spilled soup on my keyboard so i couldn't hear you<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': when a child dies and has NOT been daemonized (into a completely new process group), the child zombifies because the kernel needs to keep the child data structures around in case the parent wants to look at them to figure out why the child died <br/>'''dr_jesus''': ONLY WHEN the parent process calls wait() or a similar routine to extract that information does the kernel clean up the child data structures, since now the parent has them and can start poring over them to figure out what happened and what to do about it<br/>''' dr_jesus''': now the parent might not want to sit around all day waiting for its kids to die, so the kernel sends SIGCHLD to the parent so whatever the parent is doing can be interrupted and it can call wait() at that point to figure out 1) who died, and 2) what caused it<br/>'''dr_jesus''': so basically SIGCHLD is child protection services and the kids are suicidal<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and a zombie process is a foster kid with a big tattoo on its forehead saying EXIT CODE = 0xwhatever and cps keeps it around waiting for the deadbeat parent to show up and get the exit code<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': yes, they would in theory be able to measure the capacitance of a penis<br />
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* '''rachel-''': no, when i'm 91, i'm gonna stick wine bottles up my ass<br />
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* '''TheScott''': we are having a wi party at VonGuards house because his wife went to Disney land<br/>'''TheScott''': apparently he can't fulfill her fantasy life or requirements<br />
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* '''ryan-c''': oh, hey. I've been looking for that penis bouquet pic for a while<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I did some work in saltmines in Utah. They were rather unpleasant, but not horrible.<br />
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* '''epsas''': i miss shitting in the woods<br/>'''epsas''': in my bear costume<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': bwahhaha <br/>'''dr_jesus''': oracle backwards is el caro <br/>'''dr_jesus''': [http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A] <br/>'''epsas''': does that mean something? <br/>'''epsas''': ahh - hehe <br/>'''dr_jesus''': "the expensive"<br />
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* '''epsas''': you have to fellate the chicken<br />
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* '''epsas''': we need a fighterjetbot<br/>'''epsas''': i like looking at fighter jets <br/>'''epsas''': they are, like, flying dongs with guns<br />
* '''Evil-Bill''': noisecloud: find Sarah Connor<br/>'''noisecloud''': Evil-Bill: I don't understand 'find Sarah Connor'.<br/>'''Evil-Bill''': Well that's a relief.<br />
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* '''miah''': how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': shut up for a second, I'm committing a sin against mankind<br />
* '''rachel-''': it's a hard time to be a terrorist<br />
* '''DrSyzygy:''': "While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. <br/>'''magpie-:''' i have a 3.8 GPA. what?<br />
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* '''Evil_Bill''': C has no objects (only zuul).<br />
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* '''ani''': you do realise the wheels made it rollable right?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noiseelisp: eval (message user-login-name)<br/> '''noiseelisp''': dr_jesus: root<br/> '''dr_jesus''': god fucking dammit not again<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradox<br/> '''grelli''': you... you're not supposed to know about that<br/> '''grelli''': are you after our beaver technology??<br />
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*'''radii''': I'm stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?<br />
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* '''rachel-''': oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCH<br/>'''aestetix''': rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happen<br/>'''aestetix''': Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them<br />
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*'''incekt''': all i know is it's 40 ms away<br/>'''incekt''': as the crow flies<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': noisec: eval printf("%i", getuid());<br/>'''noisec''': dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''': fuck<br />
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* '''rachel''': the dong link list is not very long as yet<br />
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* '''epsas''': IF YOU MISSED THE PUNCHLINE, WILLIE NELSON WAS GIVING DOLLY PARTON ORAL PLEASURE<br />
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* '''dr_jesus_''': rm has [http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/coreutils.git/tree/src/remove.c?id=v8.1#n504 a hardcoded check] to prevent removing /<br/>'''alienvenom''': no it doesn't<br/>'''dr_jesus_''': sure it does, try it<br/>'''alienvenom''': the -rf overrides it<br/>'''alienvenom''': i've done it before<br />
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* '''Sargun''': I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs<br />
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* '''aestetix''': maybe a goatee sniffing context too?<br />
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* '''ani-:''' rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen<br />
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* '''voronika''': at that point, you've missed the bitching bus<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': man i wish i was uncut.<br />'''alienvenom''': just saying :-P<br />'''alienvenom''': sorry<br />'''alienvenom''': lol<br />'''ieatlint''': we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin<br />
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* '''rachel''': eljepe: i see your point and raise you SHUT UP<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Can someone explain to me in one sentence what "agile programming" is?<br />'''oao''': it's like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.<br />
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* '''zedd''': can't breathe lulzing too hard<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Atala: how big is your vagina?<br />
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* '''aestetix''': So, somewhere near the top of the list of people "You don't want to piss off (&trade;)"<br/ >'''aestetix''': Up there with Hitler's ghost and Your mom<br/ >'''aestetix''': I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridge<br/ >'''aestetix''': They're pretty badass<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': btw I'm still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can't read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor<br />
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* '''Crutcher''': Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.<br />
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* >> '''Valkyrie`''' points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. <br/> '''VonGuard:''' so what the hell coudl you even use em for? <br/> '''wiretapped:''' we're using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now<br />
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* '''Anonymous''': I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemite<br/>'''ieatlint''': not as beautiful<br/>'''Martyn''': it was equally as beautiful<br/>'''ieatlint''': don't let the environmentalists fool you<br />
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* '''rigel''': so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecated<br/>'''rigel''': what should i be using instead?<br/>'''miah''': postgresql<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Well, dongs are a dime a dozen.<br/>'''Valkyrie''': Space is rare.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block<br />
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* '''JSharp''': all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.<br />
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* '''Rubin''': OK, I can't tell which one is rum, I'm done for the night.<br />
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*'''turkshead''': guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green.<br/>'''turkshead''': everybody likes green, right?<br/>'''shkoo''': the consensus process must be blue.<br />
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* '''Kripto''': I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs. (revenge!) <br/>'''ieatlint''': Martyn, ouch... i'm going to take that personally <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. <br/>'''ieatlint''': fine fine <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : I'm sure the sentiment is returned :) <br/>'''ieatlint''': but you don't need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough. If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)<br />
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* '''aestetix''': fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww<br />
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* '''froggytoad:''' so... thing is, he has a thing for bears...<br/> '''Atala:''' i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.<br />
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* '''JSharp''': Clippy: "I see you're trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?"<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': at the moment he's so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV's worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady<br />
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*'''Zedd''': Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?<br />
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* '''ioerror''': 99% of the police make the rest look bad<br />
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* '''eljepe''': ie your pipes are full of rats<br/ > '''eljepe''': your walls are full of cats<br/ > '''eljepe''': and there is a homeless man living in your elevator<br/ > '''chu''': If he's living in the elevator is he really homeless?<br />
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* '''ani-''': hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records<br/ >>> '''ani-''' submits<br/ >>> '''Evil-Bill''' dominates<br />
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* '''noisercode''': ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': ow<br/ >'''dr_jesus''': some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuries<br/ >'''MrDomino''': yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester's off to a bang...<br/ >>> '''ani-''' slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout<br/ >>> '''MrDomino''' masturbates furiously to his pun<br />
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* '''Emflamed''': guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!<br />
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* '''[[User:rachel|rachel-]]''': and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer<br />
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* '''teratoma''': perhaps noisebridge can hack BART to run without employees<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noisecode: eval os.geteuid()<br/>'''noisecode''' dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''' fuck<br />
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* >> '''SanMehat''' blew a transformer<br/ >'''iz''': did he at least buy you dinner first?<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done...<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: you're single right now, yes?<br/ >'''ieatlint''': Atala, yes.<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: now's the time! if that thing isn't going to get some use, might as well bling it out. <br />
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* '''ceren''': ps: do not feed your pierced penis to a baby.<br />
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* >> '''ani-''' puts on pants<br/>'''rachel-''': ani-: nooooooooooooo<br />
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* '''Atala''': yeah, what's been up with the pacific northwest hitting bbq temperatures?<br />'''lemonkey''': god's wrath for Microsoft bing<br />
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* '''rubin110''': So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding.<br />'''rubin110''': His ass looked sooo good.<br />'''rubin110''': You didn't hear this from me.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK.<br/> '''rubin110''': ER ALL OF<br/>'''VonGuard''': [21:18] <rubin110> IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': Wait.<br />'''rubin110''': Why don't we have the makerbot just print us a new space?<br />
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* '''ani'''-: [http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com/ http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com]<br/ >'''zaius''': hot! i'd wear that<br/ >'''zaius''': ... if i was a girl, i mean<br />
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* There was a [[David Fine]] bonanza - which got its own page.<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water. I haven't tried it yet.<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation<br />
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* '''VonGuard:''' oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard<br />
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*'''Atala''': were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?<br />
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*'''lemonkey''': mm jerk chicken quesadillas<br/ >'''iz''': they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions<br />
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* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck's Neutron Absorbent Cock.<br />
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* '''Nana''': Rat poison is never the solution.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': stop, drop, and rofl<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': "welcome to apple, here's your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin"<br />
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* '''Atala''': ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn't count ;P<br/>'''ieatlint''': Atala, it wasn't for crack<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge<br />
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* '''vniow-rachel-''': i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!<br />
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* '''Atala''': i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn't eat in public, that would be annoying.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this "IP" business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.<br />
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* '''San''': "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"<br />
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* '''ryanc-''': i need more sex toys<br/>'''vniow''': me too<br />
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* '''aestetix''': vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': '/win goto #gaysf<br/>'''alienvenom''': err<br/>'''alienvenom''': wow<br/>'''alienvenom''': uh<br/>'''alienvenom''': everyone type /clear now please :)<br/>'''alienvenom''': :-\<br />
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* '''vniow''': god, i sound like a noisebridge slut<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: vniow: I don't think you're a slut<br/>'''vniow''': i've slept with ceren too, as of last night<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: ok, now I do<br />
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* '''leif''': It's not as wiki as it could be.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com<br/>'''Martyn''': You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it<br/>'''Atala''': there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE!<br/>'''Valkyrie`''': It's a little surreal.<br />
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* [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.<br />
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* '''anonymous''': Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.<br />
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* '''aestetix''' : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.<br />
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* '''Skye''': I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.<br />
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* '''Steen''': If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Quotes&diff=10542Quotes2010-04-01T00:21:19Z<p>Drwxrxrx: heh</p>
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* '''zedd''': Anyone that doesn't love comic sans is a terrorist.<br />
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* '''liquidsun|''': I bought a hat so I can be an asshat<br />
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* '''ceren''': aempirei: it's been done so hard here that i think we're beating the spot on the ground where the dead horse rotted<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': does thermburglar steal heat?<br/>'''dr_jesus''': thermburglar does in fact steal heat<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and then does covered calls in the btu market with them<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and then returns them, sometimes in less than pristine condition<br />
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* '''hep''': i never smell ok<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': yes, i had too much sports sex and broke my junk<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think a bunch of noisebridgers should go to a strip club with laptops<br/>'''dr_jesus''': some friends and I actually tried that once in vegas for defcon<br/>'''dr_jesus''': then we tried it back here in the bay area to see if they'd kick us out here too and the answer is yes, immediately<br />
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* '''qDot_''': Well, you wallpaper your walls with vag, something's going to get peed on.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Enjoy the hell that you've helped to create!<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': GOOD MORNING<br/>'''jynn-''': WHAT JUST HAPPENED<br />'''jynn-''': OH GOD<br />
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*'''aestetix''': dude where's my ops<br/>'''aestetix''': give me status or give me death<br />
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*'''VonGuard''': As a result, I know exactly who is trolling when.<br />
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*'''setient''': i just realized how awesome it is to have your own office <br>'''miah''': put your pants back on<br />
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* '''rubin110[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Party_Form&oldid=10426 :]''' Please fill out and submit this form to the party comity and directory in order to run your party.<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Atala: even better, how about a illustration of Jacque de Molay's execution?<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': .sql select count(*) from dongs where url like 'http://cache.boston.com%'<br/>'''noisesql''': wiretapped: 0<br/>'''wiretapped''': dr_jesus: see that? I didn't get a () from my delete!<br/>'''noisesql''': I<br/>'''wiretapped''': o_O<br/>'''noisesql''': I hunger for flesh<br/>'''wiretapped''': uh oh<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''' ran a mile once<br/>'''dr_jesus''': these days I just build sand castles instead and wait for some tough guy to kick them over, then I chessbox him<br />
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* '''miah''': i think im a level 2 emoquiter<br />
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* '''alxndr''': damn, I hope I don't bust up giggling next time someone unzips my fly because I'm thinking "HULL BREACH!! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! AAAOOOOOOGAAH"<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think I now have professional java experience<br/>'''aestetix''': and I hate the langugage even more<br/>'''vorstyles''': barista?<br/>'''Epsas''': single short amaerican plz<br/>'''vorstyles''': is that a coffee order, or are you on okcupid?<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': so, how do you dispose of a body?<br/>'''vorstyles''': puppycock: i'd suggest dropping the body at noisebridge hq with a tag saying "for parts"<br/>'''vorstyles''': it'll get used in various projects<br />
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* ''' aestetix''': I just finished jerking off to the last page of anne frank's diary<br />
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* '''Destri''': there is sometimes a fine line between "protesting" and "terrorist action"<br/>'''ani-''': there's sometimes a fine line between your mom and terrorist action<br />
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* '''vorstyles''': i hate this economy<br/>'''vorstyles''': gives people too much freetime for protests<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': Maddox was right<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': what are you interested in? bestiality, s&m?<br />'''lemonkey''': maybe<br />'''alienvenom''': daipers?<br />'''alienvenom''': you an ABDL?<br />'''lemonkey''': sploshing<br />'''alienvenom''': watersports?<br />'''alienvenom''': fisting?<br />'''lemonkey''': i enjoy feeling creamed corn between my buttcheeks<br />'''alienvenom''': O_o<br />'''lemonkey''': as if i shat myself<br />
* '''thermburglar''': i have a math penis, does that count<br/>'''thermburglar''': its uncut, so as to function as a slide rule as well<br />
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* '''miah''': or maybe i'm misisng the humor again<br/>'''miah''': maybe we should implement a humor tag into irc<br/>'''miah''': or write a bot that detects humor to alert us<br />
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* '''ani''': i totally want some httpspanties<br/>'''vorstyles''': panties with a .htaccess<br/>'''lemonkey''': you know it's only a matter of time before our underware starts tweeting<br />
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* '''Kelly''': I'm trying to make a point of relating to non-geeks as if they too were human.<br />
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* '''Jim''': I like being senile, it's like being drunk without the hangover.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': http://twitpic.com/153mju <br/>'''lemonkey''': final shuttle pin<br/>'''JSharp''': nearly 30 years is a very long time for a program like that :)<br/>'''JSharp''': not a bad design<br/>'''JSharp''': heh, the pin I mean<br />
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* '''turkshead''': Dr. J has offered to quantify my gizmo with his phone.<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': i suspect that the people who work at muni do not, in fact, have a brain.<br/>'''solidsnack''': alienvenom: But do they have a heart?<br/>'''solidsnack''': I think I'm most like the cowardly lion.<br />
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* '''miah''': vagina dentata should be standard equipment for female soldiers<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I seriously think phone booths need to start popping up all over america<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I'm just happy that I wrote a robot squad that helps teach people programming languages, the details are kind of a minor point for me<br />'''DrShiny''': dr_jesus: that's so... so... SELFLESS of you<br/>'''DrShiny''': "I'm just glad to do my bit to make the world a better place"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': awesome buy me a hookers and blow<br/>'''DrShiny''': "<self-deprecating moue>"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': sandwich<br />
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* '''aestetix''': FUCK<br />'''aestetix''': MUST FEED CHOCOLATE ADDICTION<br />'''aestetix''': BRB PEANUT BUTTER TWIX OR BUST<br />
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* '''Destri''': new levels of bachelor-hood. Left coat in car, coat has my my titanium spork, need spork to stir my instant coffee<br />
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* '''zedd''': Come on, Zedd for ED, he gets things up<br />'''ani''': ani for ed, she puts things down<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': aestetix: it turns out that for most intents and purposes, the internet *is* a big truck<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': wait, say all that again, i spilled soup on my keyboard so i couldn't hear you<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': when a child dies and has NOT been daemonized (into a completely new process group), the child zombifies because the kernel needs to keep the child data structures around in case the parent wants to look at them to figure out why the child died <br/>'''dr_jesus''': ONLY WHEN the parent process calls wait() or a similar routine to extract that information does the kernel clean up the child data structures, since now the parent has them and can start poring over them to figure out what happened and what to do about it<br/>''' dr_jesus''': now the parent might not want to sit around all day waiting for its kids to die, so the kernel sends SIGCHLD to the parent so whatever the parent is doing can be interrupted and it can call wait() at that point to figure out 1) who died, and 2) what caused it<br/>'''dr_jesus''': so basically SIGCHLD is child protection services and the kids are suicidal<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and a zombie process is a foster kid with a big tattoo on its forehead saying EXIT CODE = 0xwhatever and cps keeps it around waiting for the deadbeat parent to show up and get the exit code<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': yes, they would in theory be able to measure the capacitance of a penis<br />
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* '''rachel-''': no, when i'm 91, i'm gonna stick wine bottles up my ass<br />
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* '''TheScott''': we are having a wi party at VonGuards house because his wife went to Disney land<br/>'''TheScott''': apparently he can't fulfill her fantasy life or requirements<br />
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* '''ryan-c''': oh, hey. I've been looking for that penis bouquet pic for a while<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I did some work in saltmines in Utah. They were rather unpleasant, but not horrible.<br />
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* '''epsas''': i miss shitting in the woods<br/>'''epsas''': in my bear costume<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': bwahhaha <br/>'''dr_jesus''': oracle backwards is el caro <br/>'''dr_jesus''': [http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A] <br/>'''epsas''': does that mean something? <br/>'''epsas''': ahh - hehe <br/>'''dr_jesus''': "the expensive"<br />
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* '''epsas''': you have to fellate the chicken<br />
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* '''epsas''': we need a fighterjetbot<br/>'''epsas''': i like looking at fighter jets <br/>'''epsas''': they are, like, flying dongs with guns<br />
* '''Evil-Bill''': noisecloud: find Sarah Connor<br/>'''noisecloud''': Evil-Bill: I don't understand 'find Sarah Connor'.<br/>'''Evil-Bill''': Well that's a relief.<br />
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* '''miah''': how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': shut up for a second, I'm committing a sin against mankind<br />
* '''rachel-''': it's a hard time to be a terrorist<br />
* '''DrSyzygy:''': "While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. <br/>'''magpie-:''' i have a 3.8 GPA. what?<br />
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* '''Evil_Bill''': C has no objects (only zuul).<br />
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* '''ani''': you do realise the wheels made it rollable right?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noiseelisp: eval (message user-login-name)<br/> '''noiseelisp''': dr_jesus: root<br/> '''dr_jesus''': god fucking dammit not again<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradox<br/> '''grelli''': you... you're not supposed to know about that<br/> '''grelli''': are you after our beaver technology??<br />
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*'''radii''': I'm stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?<br />
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* '''rachel-''': oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCH<br/>'''aestetix''': rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happen<br/>'''aestetix''': Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them<br />
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*'''incekt''': all i know is it's 40 ms away<br/>'''incekt''': as the crow flies<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': noisec: eval printf("%i", getuid());<br/>'''noisec''': dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''': fuck<br />
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* '''rachel''': the dong link list is not very long as yet<br />
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* '''epsas''': IF YOU MISSED THE PUNCHLINE, WILLIE NELSON WAS GIVING DOLLY PARTON ORAL PLEASURE<br />
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* '''dr_jesus_''': rm has [http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/coreutils.git/tree/src/remove.c?id=v8.1#n504 a hardcoded check] to prevent removing /<br/>'''alienvenom''': no it doesn't<br/>'''dr_jesus_''': sure it does, try it<br/>'''alienvenom''': the -rf overrides it<br/>'''alienvenom''': i've done it before<br />
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* '''Sargun''': I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs<br />
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* '''aestetix''': maybe a goatee sniffing context too?<br />
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* '''ani-:''' rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen<br />
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* '''voronika''': at that point, you've missed the bitching bus<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': man i wish i was uncut.<br />'''alienvenom''': just saying :-P<br />'''alienvenom''': sorry<br />'''alienvenom''': lol<br />'''ieatlint''': we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin<br />
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* '''rachel''': eljepe: i see your point and raise you SHUT UP<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Can someone explain to me in one sentence what "agile programming" is?<br />'''oao''': it's like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.<br />
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* '''zedd''': can't breathe lulzing too hard<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Atala: how big is your vagina?<br />
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* '''aestetix''': So, somewhere near the top of the list of people "You don't want to piss off (&trade;)"<br/ >'''aestetix''': Up there with Hitler's ghost and Your mom<br/ >'''aestetix''': I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridge<br/ >'''aestetix''': They're pretty badass<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': btw I'm still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can't read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor<br />
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* '''Crutcher''': Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.<br />
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* >> '''Valkyrie`''' points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. <br/> '''VonGuard:''' so what the hell coudl you even use em for? <br/> '''wiretapped:''' we're using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now<br />
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* '''Anonymous''': I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemite<br/>'''ieatlint''': not as beautiful<br/>'''Martyn''': it was equally as beautiful<br/>'''ieatlint''': don't let the environmentalists fool you<br />
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* '''rigel''': so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecated<br/>'''rigel''': what should i be using instead?<br/>'''miah''': postgresql<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Well, dongs are a dime a dozen.<br/>'''Valkyrie''': Space is rare.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block<br />
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* '''JSharp''': all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.<br />
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* '''Rubin''': OK, I can't tell which one is rum, I'm done for the night.<br />
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*'''turkshead''': guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green.<br/>'''turkshead''': everybody likes green, right?<br/>'''shkoo''': the consensus process must be blue.<br />
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* '''Kripto''': I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs. (revenge!) <br/>'''ieatlint''': Martyn, ouch... i'm going to take that personally <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. <br/>'''ieatlint''': fine fine <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : I'm sure the sentiment is returned :) <br/>'''ieatlint''': but you don't need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough. If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)<br />
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* '''aestetix''': fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww<br />
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* '''froggytoad:''' so... thing is, he has a thing for bears...<br/> '''Atala:''' i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.<br />
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* '''JSharp''': Clippy: "I see you're trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?"<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': at the moment he's so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV's worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady<br />
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*'''Zedd''': Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?<br />
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* '''ioerror''': 99% of the police make the rest look bad<br />
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* '''eljepe''': ie your pipes are full of rats<br/ > '''eljepe''': your walls are full of cats<br/ > '''eljepe''': and there is a homeless man living in your elevator<br/ > '''chu''': If he's living in the elevator is he really homeless?<br />
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* '''ani-''': hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records<br/ >>> '''ani-''' submits<br/ >>> '''Evil-Bill''' dominates<br />
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* '''noisercode''': ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': ow<br/ >'''dr_jesus''': some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuries<br/ >'''MrDomino''': yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester's off to a bang...<br/ >>> '''ani-''' slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout<br/ >>> '''MrDomino''' masturbates furiously to his pun<br />
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* '''Emflamed''': guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!<br />
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* '''[[User:rachel|rachel-]]''': and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer<br />
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* '''teratoma''': perhaps noisebridge can hack BART to run without employees<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noisecode: eval os.geteuid()<br/>'''noisecode''' dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''' fuck<br />
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* >> '''SanMehat''' blew a transformer<br/ >'''iz''': did he at least buy you dinner first?<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done...<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: you're single right now, yes?<br/ >'''ieatlint''': Atala, yes.<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: now's the time! if that thing isn't going to get some use, might as well bling it out. <br />
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* '''ceren''': ps: do not feed your pierced penis to a baby.<br />
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* >> '''ani-''' puts on pants<br/>'''rachel-''': ani-: nooooooooooooo<br />
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* '''Atala''': yeah, what's been up with the pacific northwest hitting bbq temperatures?<br />'''lemonkey''': god's wrath for Microsoft bing<br />
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* '''rubin110''': So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding.<br />'''rubin110''': His ass looked sooo good.<br />'''rubin110''': You didn't hear this from me.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK.<br/> '''rubin110''': ER ALL OF<br/>'''VonGuard''': [21:18] <rubin110> IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': Wait.<br />'''rubin110''': Why don't we have the makerbot just print us a new space?<br />
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* '''ani'''-: [http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com/ http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com]<br/ >'''zaius''': hot! i'd wear that<br/ >'''zaius''': ... if i was a girl, i mean<br />
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* There was a [[David Fine]] bonanza - which got its own page.<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water. I haven't tried it yet.<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation<br />
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* '''VonGuard:''' oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard<br />
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*'''Atala''': were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?<br />
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*'''lemonkey''': mm jerk chicken quesadillas<br/ >'''iz''': they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions<br />
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* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck's Neutron Absorbent Cock.<br />
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* '''Nana''': Rat poison is never the solution.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': stop, drop, and rofl<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': "welcome to apple, here's your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin"<br />
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* '''Atala''': ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn't count ;P<br/>'''ieatlint''': Atala, it wasn't for crack<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge<br />
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* '''vniow-rachel-''': i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!<br />
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* '''Atala''': i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn't eat in public, that would be annoying.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this "IP" business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.<br />
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* '''San''': "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"<br />
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* '''ryanc-''': i need more sex toys<br/>'''vniow''': me too<br />
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* '''aestetix''': vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': '/win goto #gaysf<br/>'''alienvenom''': err<br/>'''alienvenom''': wow<br/>'''alienvenom''': uh<br/>'''alienvenom''': everyone type /clear now please :)<br/>'''alienvenom''': :-\<br />
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* '''vniow''': god, i sound like a noisebridge slut<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: vniow: I don't think you're a slut<br/>'''vniow''': i've slept with ceren too, as of last night<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: ok, now I do<br />
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* '''leif''': It's not as wiki as it could be.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com<br/>'''Martyn''': You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it<br/>'''Atala''': there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE!<br/>'''Valkyrie`''': It's a little surreal.<br />
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* [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.<br />
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* '''anonymous''': Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.<br />
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* '''aestetix''' : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.<br />
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* '''Skye''': I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.<br />
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* '''Steen''': If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=User:Drwxrxrx&diff=10506User:Drwxrxrx2010-03-30T04:06:24Z<p>Drwxrxrx: darkroom</p>
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<div>I'm another person named Alexander （中文名字是蒯乐）. I live in [[Oakland]]. I've started showing up on Tuesdays and [[Mandarin Corner|studying Chinese]]. I'm also interested in the [[darkroom]]; I'd love to get back into printing color.<br />
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=== Chinese goals ===<br />
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* memorize 甲乙丙丁戊己庚辛壬癸<br />
* learn how to use 于 and 与<br />
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=== miscellanea ===<br />
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For fun, I like<br />
* riding and repairing and learning about [[bicycles]]<br />
* [[photography]] (digital and analog... documentary, landscape, long exposure, panoramas)<br />
* light-weight programming ([[Python]], [[Perl]], [[PHP]], [[Javascript]]...did a little in [[C]]/[[C++]] a long while ago...don't really like [[Java]] or [[ASP]])<br />
* 学习[[Mandarin Corner|中文]]（是个文学士） and other languages in general<br />
* using and messing with [[OS X]] and [[Linux]]<br />
* [[word games]] (especially [[Scrabble]]), [[Go]], [[Chinese Chess]]<br />
* good [[coffee]], but more often [[green tea]]<br />
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Would like to learn more about...<br />
* electricity, since I barely understand how these things I use all the time work on a physical level.<br />
* [[lockpicking]] is interesting stuff that I don't know much about.<br />
* [[machine learning]], [[genetic algorithms]]<br />
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Also interested in, to differing degrees,<br />
* art... visual, music, kinetic sculptures, )'( stuff<br />
* environment... recycling, efficiency<br />
* philosophy/religion... Buddhism, free will<br />
* law... human rights, privacy, copyright<br />
* fire... everyone likes fire<br />
* booze... bourbon, beer<br />
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=== contact ===<br />
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* email: <tt>alxndr</tt> at gmail<br />
* [[IRC]]: <tt>alxndr</tt> or sometimes <tt>drwxrxrx</tt> on freenode</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Darkroom&diff=10505Darkroom2010-03-30T03:47:59Z<p>Drwxrxrx: /* Funds */ me me me</p>
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<div>''Currently this page is being used to organize the build out and creation of the dark room. Eventually it'll be used to talk about happenings in the dark room.''<br />
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==About==<br />
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The darkroom is under construction at 2169. It is located on the east side in between the emergency exit and the bathrooms. This room may also be used for silk screening.<br />
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If you want to participate in discussion, please hit up our [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/darkroom/ mailing list].<br />
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==Plan==<br />
''Sort of in order of what needs to be done.''<br />
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* <s>Build walls</s><br />
* <s>Paint exterior</s><br />
* <s>Ceiling</s><br />
* <s>Electrical</s><br />
** <s>Run conduit and boxes</s><br />
** Lighting<br />
** Wire<br />
** Vent switch<br />
* Plumbing<br />
** Run pipes along walls & put in drain (Scott - tentative completion next week)<br />
** Acquire and hook up sink<br />
* Ventilation (Ben and Kelly)<br />
** Acquire and install >150cfm fan<br />
*** light seal strategy?<br />
*** form factor considerations (fits between joists or mounts on roof)<br />
** Intake vent (no fan)<br />
** Vent out to bathroom or skylight<br />
*** wait for bathroom ceiling<br />
*** use 4x12 or 4x10 square duct (or whatever's cheapest)<br />
* Door - Kelly<br />
** Acquire or build doorjamb<br />
** Acquire hinges<br />
** Light sealing<br />
*** <s>Light tight curtain or maze</s><br />
*** Molding<br />
*** bottom skirt<br />
*** weather sealing?<br />
* Paint interior (Peter)<br />
* Shelving and tables<br />
** Bins for storage<br />
** Some sort of filing cabinet for paper<br />
** A small fridge<br />
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==Donations==<br />
===Funds===<br />
''These are currently pledged funds.''<br />
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* $50 - Andy<br />
* $50 - Rubin<br />
* $100 - dpc<br />
* $177 - Joachim *paid* ceiling/fan materials<br />
* $50 - Dan Garcia<br />
* $50 - Mitch<br />
* $75 - Kelly<br />
* $50 - Shålaco<br />
* $100 - [[user:drwxrxrx|alexander]]<br />
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===Equipment===<br />
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*Developing Stuff<br />
** Light tight drums, plastic<br />
** Reels, plastic<br />
** Chemicals (not yet inventoried)<br />
** Film washer<br />
** 2 clotheslines<br />
** 2 development clock timers<br />
** lots of graduated cylinders and measuring cups<br />
**several thermometers<br />
**Many, many funnels<br />
*Negative processing<br />
** Negative dryer<br />
** 2 lightboxes<br />
** paper cutter<br />
** SCSI film scanner<br />
** USB film scanner (- cartridge)<br />
**Archival sleeves<br />
**dust blower & wipes<br />
*Printing stuff<br />
** Omega BW enlarger<br />
** Beseler BW enlarger<br />
** Beseler Color enlarger<br />
** Digital Enlarger Timer<br />
** Dial Enlarger Timer<br />
**shit-tons of paper. Not inventoried.<br />
** 2 metal 8x10 easels<br />
** 1 wood 8x10 easel<br />
** 3 11x14 easels<br />
** 2 Grain focusers<br />
**squeegees<br />
**several tongs<br />
**lots of 8x10 trays<br />
**3 11x14 trays<br />
*Film<br />
** bulk loader, loaded w/ BW? (we'll know soon)<br />
** bulk loader, empty<br />
** bulk loader, loaded w/ Joachim's Fomapan 100, at Kelly's house (we'll bring that back soon I swear!)<br />
*Cameras<br />
** Digital film camera (missing!)<br />
** Canon scanner camera<br />
** Samurai 1/2 frame digital 35mm SLR<br />
** Hacked visblock D70<br />
** Polaroid 250 Rangefinder<br />
** Polaroid 180 filter kit<br />
** Speed Graphic 620 Polaroid camera + extra lens and filters<br />
** Cardboard pinhole camera<br />
*Misc Chem / Optics<br />
**digital scale<br />
**2 heat lamps<br />
*Furniture/infrastructure<br />
** Sink w/ 2 wells<br />
** Water Temp controller<br />
** 2 water filters (unclear on purpose)<br />
**hugemongous fan<br />
**several options for intake vents<br />
**2 enlarger tables<br />
**base cabinet for sink<br />
**2 wood shelves<br />
**2 safelights<br />
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====We Need====<br />
*Cartridge for Minolta film scanner<br />
*film frames for enlarger (make?)<br />
*print washer<br />
*Print squeegeeing surface<br />
*Color print developer (also, a hasselblads, kthx) oh and a SCSI card! fr rls!<br />
*contact print frames?<br />
*UV lights<br />
*conductive glass / ITO/FTO<br />
*Sump box and pump for drain & chems<br />
*Chemwaste jug for fixer<br />
*primer<br />
*flat black paint<br />
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== Learning ==<br />
Once the space is set up, I will teach classes on film development, printing, and general darkroom use. I will also be available to help out on a one-on-one basis with anyone who would like to learn. <br />
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'''Expressions of Interest'''<br />
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please add your name here if you're interested in attending a workshop.<br />
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== Meetings ==<br />
We have meetings!<br />
<br />
Agenda and meeting notes...<br />
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* [[Darkroom/Meetings/20091020|October 20th, 2009]]</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Quotes&diff=10488Quotes2010-03-29T19:43:57Z<p>Drwxrxrx: i lol'd</p>
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<div>'''When someone says something outrageously funny or weird, it goes on the memorable quotes list or it gets the hose again. <br />
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Most recent are on top.'''<br />
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* '''qDot_''': Well, you wallpaper your walls with vag, something's going to get peed on.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Enjoy the hell that you've helped to create!<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': GOOD MORNING<br/>'''jynn-''': WHAT JUST HAPPENED<br />'''jynn-''': OH GOD<br />
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*'''aestetix''': dude where's my ops<br/>'''aestetix''': give me status or give me death<br />
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*'''VonGuard''': As a result, I know exactly who is trolling when.<br />
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*'''setient''': i just realized how awesome it is to have your own office <br>'''miah''': put your pants back on<br />
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* '''rubin110[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Party_Form&oldid=10426 :]''' Please fill out and submit this form to the party comity and directory in order to run your party.<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Atala: even better, how about a illustration of Jacque de Molay's execution?<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': .sql select count(*) from dongs where url like 'http://cache.boston.com%'<br/>'''noisesql''': wiretapped: 0<br/>'''wiretapped''': dr_jesus: see that? I didn't get a () from my delete!<br/>'''noisesql''': I<br/>'''wiretapped''': o_O<br/>'''noisesql''': I hunger for flesh<br/>'''wiretapped''': uh oh<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''' ran a mile once<br/>'''dr_jesus''': these days I just build sand castles instead and wait for some tough guy to kick them over, then I chessbox him<br />
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* '''miah''': i think im a level 2 emoquiter<br />
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* '''alxndr''': damn, I hope I don't bust up giggling next time someone unzips my fly because I'm thinking "HULL BREACH!! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! AAAOOOOOOGAAH"<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think I now have professional java experience<br/>'''aestetix''': and I hate the langugage even more<br/>'''vorstyles''': barista?<br/>'''Epsas''': single short amaerican plz<br/>'''vorstyles''': is that a coffee order, or are you on okcupid?<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': so, how do you dispose of a body?<br/>'''vorstyles''': puppycock: i'd suggest dropping the body at noisebridge hq with a tag saying "for parts"<br/>'''vorstyles''': it'll get used in various projects<br />
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* ''' aestetix''': I just finished jerking off to the last page of anne frank's diary<br />
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* '''Destri''': there is sometimes a fine line between "protesting" and "terrorist action"<br/>'''ani-''': there's sometimes a fine line between your mom and terrorist action<br />
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* '''vorstyles''': i hate this economy<br/>'''vorstyles''': gives people too much freetime for protests<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': Maddox was right<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': what are you interested in? bestiality, s&m?<br />'''lemonkey''': maybe<br />'''alienvenom''': daipers?<br />'''alienvenom''': you an ABDL?<br />'''lemonkey''': sploshing<br />'''alienvenom''': watersports?<br />'''alienvenom''': fisting?<br />'''lemonkey''': i enjoy feeling creamed corn between my buttcheeks<br />'''alienvenom''': O_o<br />'''lemonkey''': as if i shat myself<br />
* '''thermburglar''': i have a math penis, does that count<br/>'''thermburglar''': its uncut, so as to function as a slide rule as well<br />
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* '''miah''': or maybe i'm misisng the humor again<br/>'''miah''': maybe we should implement a humor tag into irc<br/>'''miah''': or write a bot that detects humor to alert us<br />
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* '''ani''': i totally want some httpspanties<br/>'''vorstyles''': panties with a .htaccess<br/>'''lemonkey''': you know it's only a matter of time before our underware starts tweeting<br />
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* '''Kelly''': I'm trying to make a point of relating to non-geeks as if they too were human.<br />
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* '''Jim''': I like being senile, it's like being drunk without the hangover.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': http://twitpic.com/153mju <br/>'''lemonkey''': final shuttle pin<br/>'''JSharp''': nearly 30 years is a very long time for a program like that :)<br/>'''JSharp''': not a bad design<br/>'''JSharp''': heh, the pin I mean<br />
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* '''turkshead''': Dr. J has offered to quantify my gizmo with his phone.<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': i suspect that the people who work at muni do not, in fact, have a brain.<br/>'''solidsnack''': alienvenom: But do they have a heart?<br/>'''solidsnack''': I think I'm most like the cowardly lion.<br />
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* '''miah''': vagina dentata should be standard equipment for female soldiers<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I seriously think phone booths need to start popping up all over america<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I'm just happy that I wrote a robot squad that helps teach people programming languages, the details are kind of a minor point for me<br />'''DrShiny''': dr_jesus: that's so... so... SELFLESS of you<br/>'''DrShiny''': "I'm just glad to do my bit to make the world a better place"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': awesome buy me a hookers and blow<br/>'''DrShiny''': "<self-deprecating moue>"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': sandwich<br />
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* '''aestetix''': FUCK<br />'''aestetix''': MUST FEED CHOCOLATE ADDICTION<br />'''aestetix''': BRB PEANUT BUTTER TWIX OR BUST<br />
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* '''Destri''': new levels of bachelor-hood. Left coat in car, coat has my my titanium spork, need spork to stir my instant coffee<br />
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* '''zedd''': Come on, Zedd for ED, he gets things up<br />'''ani''': ani for ed, she puts things down<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': aestetix: it turns out that for most intents and purposes, the internet *is* a big truck<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': wait, say all that again, i spilled soup on my keyboard so i couldn't hear you<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': when a child dies and has NOT been daemonized (into a completely new process group), the child zombifies because the kernel needs to keep the child data structures around in case the parent wants to look at them to figure out why the child died <br/>'''dr_jesus''': ONLY WHEN the parent process calls wait() or a similar routine to extract that information does the kernel clean up the child data structures, since now the parent has them and can start poring over them to figure out what happened and what to do about it<br/>''' dr_jesus''': now the parent might not want to sit around all day waiting for its kids to die, so the kernel sends SIGCHLD to the parent so whatever the parent is doing can be interrupted and it can call wait() at that point to figure out 1) who died, and 2) what caused it<br/>'''dr_jesus''': so basically SIGCHLD is child protection services and the kids are suicidal<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and a zombie process is a foster kid with a big tattoo on its forehead saying EXIT CODE = 0xwhatever and cps keeps it around waiting for the deadbeat parent to show up and get the exit code<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': yes, they would in theory be able to measure the capacitance of a penis<br />
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* '''rachel-''': no, when i'm 91, i'm gonna stick wine bottles up my ass<br />
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* '''TheScott''': we are having a wi party at VonGuards house because his wife went to Disney land<br/>'''TheScott''': apparently he can't fulfill her fantasy life or requirements<br />
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* '''ryan-c''': oh, hey. I've been looking for that penis bouquet pic for a while<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I did some work in saltmines in Utah. They were rather unpleasant, but not horrible.<br />
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* '''epsas''': i miss shitting in the woods<br/>'''epsas''': in my bear costume<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': bwahhaha <br/>'''dr_jesus''': oracle backwards is el caro <br/>'''dr_jesus''': [http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A] <br/>'''epsas''': does that mean something? <br/>'''epsas''': ahh - hehe <br/>'''dr_jesus''': "the expensive"<br />
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* '''epsas''': you have to fellate the chicken<br />
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* '''epsas''': we need a fighterjetbot<br/>'''epsas''': i like looking at fighter jets <br/>'''epsas''': they are, like, flying dongs with guns<br />
* '''Evil-Bill''': noisecloud: find Sarah Connor<br/>'''noisecloud''': Evil-Bill: I don't understand 'find Sarah Connor'.<br/>'''Evil-Bill''': Well that's a relief.<br />
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* '''miah''': how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': shut up for a second, I'm committing a sin against mankind<br />
* '''rachel-''': it's a hard time to be a terrorist<br />
* '''DrSyzygy:''': "While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. <br/>'''magpie-:''' i have a 3.8 GPA. what?<br />
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* '''Evil_Bill''': C has no objects (only zuul).<br />
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* '''ani''': you do realise the wheels made it rollable right?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noiseelisp: eval (message user-login-name)<br/> '''noiseelisp''': dr_jesus: root<br/> '''dr_jesus''': god fucking dammit not again<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradox<br/> '''grelli''': you... you're not supposed to know about that<br/> '''grelli''': are you after our beaver technology??<br />
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*'''radii''': I'm stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?<br />
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* '''rachel-''': oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCH<br/>'''aestetix''': rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happen<br/>'''aestetix''': Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them<br />
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*'''incekt''': all i know is it's 40 ms away<br/>'''incekt''': as the crow flies<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': noisec: eval printf("%i", getuid());<br/>'''noisec''': dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''': fuck<br />
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* '''rachel''': the dong link list is not very long as yet<br />
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* '''epsas''': IF YOU MISSED THE PUNCHLINE, WILLIE NELSON WAS GIVING DOLLY PARTON ORAL PLEASURE<br />
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* '''dr_jesus_''': rm has [http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/coreutils.git/tree/src/remove.c?id=v8.1#n504 a hardcoded check] to prevent removing /<br/>'''alienvenom''': no it doesn't<br/>'''dr_jesus_''': sure it does, try it<br/>'''alienvenom''': the -rf overrides it<br/>'''alienvenom''': i've done it before<br />
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* '''Sargun''': I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs<br />
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* '''aestetix''': maybe a goatee sniffing context too?<br />
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* '''ani-:''' rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen<br />
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* '''voronika''': at that point, you've missed the bitching bus<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': man i wish i was uncut.<br />'''alienvenom''': just saying :-P<br />'''alienvenom''': sorry<br />'''alienvenom''': lol<br />'''ieatlint''': we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin<br />
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* '''rachel''': eljepe: i see your point and raise you SHUT UP<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Can someone explain to me in one sentence what "agile programming" is?<br />'''oao''': it's like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.<br />
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* '''zedd''': can't breathe lulzing too hard<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Atala: how big is your vagina?<br />
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* '''aestetix''': So, somewhere near the top of the list of people "You don't want to piss off (&trade;)"<br/ >'''aestetix''': Up there with Hitler's ghost and Your mom<br/ >'''aestetix''': I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridge<br/ >'''aestetix''': They're pretty badass<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': btw I'm still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can't read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor<br />
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* '''Crutcher''': Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.<br />
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* >> '''Valkyrie`''' points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. <br/> '''VonGuard:''' so what the hell coudl you even use em for? <br/> '''wiretapped:''' we're using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now<br />
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* '''Anonymous''': I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemite<br/>'''ieatlint''': not as beautiful<br/>'''Martyn''': it was equally as beautiful<br/>'''ieatlint''': don't let the environmentalists fool you<br />
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* '''rigel''': so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecated<br/>'''rigel''': what should i be using instead?<br/>'''miah''': postgresql<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Well, dongs are a dime a dozen.<br/>'''Valkyrie''': Space is rare.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block<br />
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* '''JSharp''': all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.<br />
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* '''Rubin''': OK, I can't tell which one is rum, I'm done for the night.<br />
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*'''turkshead''': guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green.<br/>'''turkshead''': everybody likes green, right?<br/>'''shkoo''': the consensus process must be blue.<br />
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* '''Kripto''': I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs. (revenge!) <br/>'''ieatlint''': Martyn, ouch... i'm going to take that personally <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. <br/>'''ieatlint''': fine fine <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : I'm sure the sentiment is returned :) <br/>'''ieatlint''': but you don't need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough. If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)<br />
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* '''aestetix''': fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww<br />
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* '''froggytoad:''' so... thing is, he has a thing for bears...<br/> '''Atala:''' i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.<br />
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* '''JSharp''': Clippy: "I see you're trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?"<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': at the moment he's so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV's worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady<br />
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*'''Zedd''': Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?<br />
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* '''ioerror''': 99% of the police make the rest look bad<br />
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* '''eljepe''': ie your pipes are full of rats<br/ > '''eljepe''': your walls are full of cats<br/ > '''eljepe''': and there is a homeless man living in your elevator<br/ > '''chu''': If he's living in the elevator is he really homeless?<br />
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* '''ani-''': hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records<br/ >>> '''ani-''' submits<br/ >>> '''Evil-Bill''' dominates<br />
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* '''noisercode''': ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': ow<br/ >'''dr_jesus''': some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuries<br/ >'''MrDomino''': yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester's off to a bang...<br/ >>> '''ani-''' slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout<br/ >>> '''MrDomino''' masturbates furiously to his pun<br />
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* '''Emflamed''': guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!<br />
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* '''[[User:rachel|rachel-]]''': and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer<br />
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* '''teratoma''': perhaps noisebridge can hack BART to run without employees<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noisecode: eval os.geteuid()<br/>'''noisecode''' dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''' fuck<br />
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* >> '''SanMehat''' blew a transformer<br/ >'''iz''': did he at least buy you dinner first?<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done...<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: you're single right now, yes?<br/ >'''ieatlint''': Atala, yes.<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: now's the time! if that thing isn't going to get some use, might as well bling it out. <br />
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* '''ceren''': ps: do not feed your pierced penis to a baby.<br />
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* >> '''ani-''' puts on pants<br/>'''rachel-''': ani-: nooooooooooooo<br />
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* '''Atala''': yeah, what's been up with the pacific northwest hitting bbq temperatures?<br />'''lemonkey''': god's wrath for Microsoft bing<br />
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* '''rubin110''': So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding.<br />'''rubin110''': His ass looked sooo good.<br />'''rubin110''': You didn't hear this from me.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK.<br/> '''rubin110''': ER ALL OF<br/>'''VonGuard''': [21:18] <rubin110> IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': Wait.<br />'''rubin110''': Why don't we have the makerbot just print us a new space?<br />
<br />
* '''ani'''-: [http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com/ http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com]<br/ >'''zaius''': hot! i'd wear that<br/ >'''zaius''': ... if i was a girl, i mean<br />
<br />
* There was a [[David Fine]] bonanza - which got its own page.<br />
<br />
* '''froggytoad''': apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water. I haven't tried it yet.<br />
<br />
*'''dr_jesus''': clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation<br />
<br />
* '''VonGuard:''' oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard<br />
<br />
*'''Atala''': were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?<br />
<br />
*'''lemonkey''': mm jerk chicken quesadillas<br/ >'''iz''': they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive<br />
<br />
* '''froggytoad''': fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions<br />
<br />
* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck's Neutron Absorbent Cock.<br />
<br />
* '''Nana''': Rat poison is never the solution.<br />
<br />
* '''lemonkey''': stop, drop, and rofl<br />
<br />
* '''dr_jesus''': If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.<br />
<br />
* '''VonGuard''': "welcome to apple, here's your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin"<br />
<br />
* '''Atala''': ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn't count ;P<br/>'''ieatlint''': Atala, it wasn't for crack<br />
<br />
* '''ieatlint''': yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge<br />
<br />
* '''vniow-rachel-''': i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!<br />
<br />
* '''Atala''': i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn't eat in public, that would be annoying.<br />
<br />
* '''Valkyrie''': I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this "IP" business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.<br />
<br />
* '''San''': "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"<br />
<br />
* '''ryanc-''': i need more sex toys<br/>'''vniow''': me too<br />
<br />
* '''aestetix''': vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?<br />
<br />
* '''alienvenom''': '/win goto #gaysf<br/>'''alienvenom''': err<br/>'''alienvenom''': wow<br/>'''alienvenom''': uh<br/>'''alienvenom''': everyone type /clear now please :)<br/>'''alienvenom''': :-\<br />
<br />
* '''vniow''': god, i sound like a noisebridge slut<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: vniow: I don't think you're a slut<br/>'''vniow''': i've slept with ceren too, as of last night<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: ok, now I do<br />
<br />
* '''leif''': It's not as wiki as it could be.<br />
<br />
* '''Martyn''': That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com<br/>'''Martyn''': You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it<br/>'''Atala''': there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.<br />
<br />
* '''Valkyrie`''': eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE!<br/>'''Valkyrie`''': It's a little surreal.<br />
<br />
* [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.<br />
<br />
* '''anonymous''': Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.<br />
<br />
* '''Jake''': Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.<br />
<br />
* '''aestetix''' : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.<br />
<br />
* '''Jake''': Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.<br />
<br />
* '''Skye''': I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.<br />
<br />
* '''Steen''': If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Talk:IRC&diff=10487Talk:IRC2010-03-29T19:42:41Z<p>Drwxrxrx: Undo revision 10468 by 212.235.92.130 (Talk)</p>
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<div></div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=User:Drwxrxrx&diff=10196User:Drwxrxrx2010-03-09T20:38:14Z<p>Drwxrxrx: </p>
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<div>I'm another person named Alexander （中文名字是蒯乐）. I live in [[Oakland]]. I've started showing up on Tuesdays and [[Mandarin Corner|studying Chinese]].<br />
<br />
<br />
=== Chinese goals ===<br />
<br />
* memorize 甲乙丙丁戊己庚辛壬癸<br />
* learn how to use 于 and 与<br />
<br />
<br />
=== miscellanea ===<br />
<br />
For fun, I like<br />
* riding and repairing and learning about [[bicycles]]<br />
* [[photography]] (digital and analog... documentary, landscape, long exposure, panoramas)<br />
* programming ([[Python]], [[Perl]], [[PHP]], [[Javascript]]...did a little in [[C]]/[[C++]] a long while ago...don't really like [[Java]] or [[ASP]])<br />
* 学习[[Mandarin Corner|中文]] (是个文学士) and other languages in general<br />
* using and messing with [[OS X]] and [[Linux]]<br />
* [[word games]] (especially [[Scrabble]]), [[Go]], [[Chinese Chess]]<br />
* good [[coffee]], but more often [[green tea]]<br />
<br />
<br />
Would like to learn more about...<br />
* electricity, since I barely understand how these things I use all the time work on a physical level.<br />
* [[lockpicking]] is interesting stuff that I don't know much about.<br />
* [[machine learning]], [[genetic algorithms]]<br />
<br />
<br />
Also interested in, to differing degrees,<br />
* art... visual, music, kinetic sculptures, )'( stuff<br />
* environment... recycling, efficiency<br />
* philosophy/religion... Buddhism, free will<br />
* law... human rights, privacy, copyright<br />
* fire... everyone likes fire<br />
* booze... bourbon, beer<br />
<br />
<br />
=== contact ===<br />
<br />
* email: <tt>alxndr</tt> at gmail<br />
* [[IRC]]: <tt>alxndr</tt> or sometimes <tt>drwxrxrx</tt> on freenode</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=User:Drwxrxrx&diff=10195User:Drwxrxrx2010-03-09T20:34:49Z<p>Drwxrxrx: hi</p>
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<div>I'm another person named Alexander. I live in [[Oakland]]. I've started showing up on Tuesdays and [[Mandarin Corner|studying Chinese]].<br />
<br />
<br />
=== Chinese goals ===<br />
<br />
* memorize 甲乙丙丁戊己庚辛壬癸<br />
* learn how to use 于 and 与<br />
<br />
<br />
=== miscellanea ===<br />
<br />
For fun, I like<br />
* riding and repairing and learning about [[bicycles]]<br />
* [[photography]] (digital and analog... documentary, landscape, long exposure, panoramas)<br />
* programming ([[Python]], [[Perl]], [[PHP]], [[Javascript]]...did a little in [[C]]/[[C++]] a long while ago...don't really like [[Java]] or [[ASP]])<br />
* 学习[[Mandarin Corner|中文]] (是个文学士) and other languages in general<br />
* using and messing with [[OS X]] and [[Linux]]<br />
* [[word games]] (especially [[Scrabble]]), [[Go]], [[Chinese Chess]]<br />
* good [[coffee]], but more often [[green tea]]<br />
<br />
<br />
Would like to learn more about...<br />
* electricity, since I barely understand how these things I use all the time work on a physical level.<br />
* [[lockpicking]] is interesting stuff that I don't know much about.<br />
* [[machine learning]], [[genetic algorithms]]<br />
<br />
<br />
Also interested in, to differing degrees,<br />
* art... visual, music, kinetic sculptures, )'( stuff<br />
* environment... recycling, efficiency<br />
* philosophy/religion... Buddhism, free will<br />
* law... human rights, privacy, copyright<br />
* fire... everyone likes fire<br />
* booze... bourbon, beer<br />
<br />
<br />
=== contact ===<br />
<br />
* email: <tt>alxndr</tt> at gmail<br />
* [[IRC]]: <tt>alxndr</tt> or sometimes <tt>drwxrxrx</tt> on freenode</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Talk:IRC&diff=10132Talk:IRC2010-03-04T19:29:54Z<p>Drwxrxrx: spam</p>
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<div></div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Talk:Five_Minutes_of_Fame&diff=10122Talk:Five Minutes of Fame2010-03-03T17:23:42Z<p>Drwxrxrx: srs</p>
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<div></div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Talk:Halloween_Open_House&diff=10121Talk:Halloween Open House2010-03-03T17:22:41Z<p>Drwxrxrx: are there any spam prevention features being used on this mediawiki?</p>
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<div>#REDIRECT [[Talk:Halloween Hack]]</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Chinese_Corner_Students&diff=9906Chinese Corner Students2010-02-17T03:13:00Z<p>Drwxrxrx: </p>
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<div>[[Mandarin Corner|Chinese Corner]] Students <br />
<br />
<strike>[[User:elgreengeeto|Skory]]</strike> - (Well, I live in Pennsylvania now. But may Mandarin corner live on without me!)<br />
<br />
[[User:maltman23|Mitch]] - I don't know Mandarin, but I want to learn, and having a group might just help me motivate.<br />
:(Re:Above) If enough Mandarin beginners are interested I'd be happy to teach some basics of character writing and grammar. But please do not try to learn pronunciation from me! -skory<br />
<br />
[[User:mollybee|Molly]] - I speak survival Mandarin and just got back from a year living/working in China. My pronunciation is fairly natural, though my vocabulary limited. I read and write around 500 characters, but want to collect the whole set! Win big prizes! Happy Everyday!<br />
<br />
[[User:rachel|rachel]] - Oh yeah. Coming in a little late on this but BLTN. I can offer a bunch of beginner flash cards I made. Also I know how to talk about farting. Wednesday, Thursday not good for me... Friday!<br />
<br />
[[User:adamwaters|Adam]] - I also know a few unsavory phrases but would like to learn more conversational mandarin. <br />
<br />
quinn - I would really love to do this, and probably bring the most shear ignorance to the group. Whenever is good for me. I'm slightly more interested in writing than speaking atm.<br />
<br />
[[User:savaki|Matt]] - I also can talk about farting! Any day of the week is an excellent day for fart talk!<br />
<br />
[[User:Charlie|Charie]] - I can talk household mandarin. Any day of week is good.<br />
<br />
[[user:mrericboyd|Eric]] - I am taking Mandarin classes at the local chinese cultural center, two lessons in. Looking for people to practice with and time to do my homework in... <br />
<br />
[[user:ukallio|Ursula]] - I am interested and would like to speak solely in Mandarin, with a realistic margin of error in the 20% range. 我 要 练习 普通话。<br />
<br />
[[user:Miloh|Miloh]] I'm a perennial Mandarin student. Texts and history to share. Interested in learning about schools in [http://maps.google.com/maps?f=s&utm_campaign=en&utm_source=en-ha-na-us-bk-gm&utm_medium=ha&utm_term=google%20maps Dalian]<br />
<br />
[[user:drwxrxrx|alexander]] - Studied Mandarin in college and would like to keep using it. Used to be pretty solid in conversation and writing characters, but 大学毕业以来开始忘记一切。 Tue/Wed/Thurs nights are good for me. I'm currently showing up Tuesdays at 6 and sitting around trying to remember vocab by using skritter.com.<br />
<br />
[[category:events]]</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Talk:Identity&diff=9901Talk:Identity2010-02-16T22:15:37Z<p>Drwxrxrx: Undo revision 9898 by 74.118.193.143 (Talk) ... spam</p>
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<div>(partially because Rubin expressed surprise at the lack of discussion): Why the change of logotype? Is the visual reference to the Weather Underground (I don't see the connection to the RAF, personally, though the same question applies) really a selling point? And can we, please, have the old logo back again - I liked that much, much more than this. [[User:Michiexile|Michiexile]] 09:14, 9 January 2010 (PST)<br />
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The nice guys at Quilted designed us a logo. I need to get a copy of it from them. [[User:Ioerror|ioerror]] 01:57, 20 November 2007 (PST)</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Talk:Wanted_Speakers&diff=9785Talk:Wanted Speakers2010-02-11T22:30:50Z<p>Drwxrxrx: Jamie or DVD Jon?</p>
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<div>Not a member, but I'd go see [[Wikipedia:Jamie Hyneman|Jamie from Mythbusters]] or [[Wikipedia:Jon Lech Johansen|DVD Jon]]. &#x2014;[[User:drwxrxrx|alxndr]] 22:30, 11 February 2010 (UTC)</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Talk:Identity&diff=9764Talk:Identity2010-02-10T18:34:19Z<p>Drwxrxrx: spam spam bacon eggs and spam</p>
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<div>(partially because Rubin expressed surprise at the lack of discussion): Why the change of logotype? Is the visual reference to the Weather Underground (I don't see the connection to the RAF, personally, though the same question applies) really a selling point? And can we, please, have the old logo back again - I liked that much, much more than this. [[User:Michiexile|Michiexile]] 09:14, 9 January 2010 (PST)<br />
<br />
The nice guys at Quilted designed us a logo. I need to get a copy of it from them. [[User:Ioerror|ioerror]] 01:57, 20 November 2007 (PST)</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Chinese_Corner_Students&diff=9588Chinese Corner Students2010-01-25T17:55:38Z<p>Drwxrxrx: me me me</p>
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<div>[[Mandarin Corner|Chinese Corner]] Students <br />
<br />
<strike>[[User:elgreengeeto|Skory]]</strike> - (Well, I live in Pennsylvania now. But may Mandarin corner live on without me!)<br />
<br />
[[User:maltman23|Mitch]] - I don't know Mandarin, but I want to learn, and having a group might just help me motivate.<br />
:(Re:Above) If enough Mandarin beginners are interested I'd be happy to teach some basics of character writing and grammar. But please do not try to learn pronunciation from me! -skory<br />
<br />
[[User:mollybee|Molly]] - I speak survival Mandarin and just got back from a year living/working in China. My pronunciation is fairly natural, though my vocabulary limited. I read and write around 500 characters, but want to collect the whole set! Win big prizes! Happy Everyday!<br />
<br />
[[User:rachel|rachel]] - Oh yeah. Coming in a little late on this but BLTN. I can offer a bunch of beginner flash cards I made. Also I know how to talk about farting. Wednesday, Thursday not good for me... Friday!<br />
<br />
[[User:adamwaters|Adam]] - I also know a few unsavory phrases but would like to learn more conversational mandarin. <br />
<br />
quinn - I would really love to do this, and probably bring the most shear ignorance to the group. Whenever is good for me. I'm slightly more interested in writing than speaking atm.<br />
<br />
[[User:savaki|Matt]] - I also can talk about farting! Any day of the week is an excellent day for fart talk!<br />
<br />
[[User:Charlie|Charie]] - I can talk household mandarin. Any day of week is good.<br />
<br />
[[user:mrericboyd|Eric]] - I am taking Mandarin classes at the local chinese cultural center, two lessons in. Looking for people to practice with and time to do my homework in... <br />
<br />
[[user:ukallio|Ursula]] - I am interested and would like to speak solely in Mandarin, with a realistic margin of error in the 20% range. 我 要 练习 普通话。<br />
<br />
[[user:Miloh|Miloh]] I'm a perennial Mandarin student. Texts and history to share. Interested in learning about schools in [http://maps.google.com/maps?f=s&utm_campaign=en&utm_source=en-ha-na-us-bk-gm&utm_medium=ha&utm_term=google%20maps Dalian]<br />
<br />
[[user:drwxrxrx|alexander]] - Studied Mandarin in college and would like to keep using it. Used to be pretty solid in conversation and writing characters, but 大学毕业以来开始忘记一切。 Tue/Wed/Thurs nights are good for me.<br />
<br />
[[category:events]]</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Darkroom&diff=9312Darkroom2010-01-11T17:08:04Z<p>Drwxrxrx: /* Plan */</p>
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<div>''Currently this page is being used to organize the build out and creation of the dark room. Eventually it'll be used to talk about happenings in the dark room.''<br />
<br />
==About==<br />
<br />
The darkroom is under construction at 2169. It is located on the east side in between the emergency exit and the bathrooms. This room may also be used for silk screening.<br />
<br />
If you want to participate in discussion, please hit up our [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/darkroom/ mailing list].<br />
<br />
==Plan==<br />
''Sort of in order of what needs to be done.''<br />
<br />
* <s>Build walls</s><br />
* <s>Paint exterior</s><br />
* <s>Ceiling</s><br />
* <s>Electrical</s><br />
** <s>Run conduit and boxes</s><br />
** Lighting<br />
** Wire<br />
** Vent switch<br />
* Plumbing<br />
** Run pipes along walls & put in drain (Scott - tentative completion next week)<br />
** Acquire and hook up sink<br />
* Ventilation (Ben and Kelly)<br />
** Acquire and install >150cfm fan<br />
*** light seal strategy?<br />
*** form factor considerations (fits between joists or mounts on roof)<br />
** Intake vent (no fan)<br />
** Vent out to bathroom or skylight<br />
*** wait for bathroom ceiling<br />
*** use 4x12 or 4x10 square duct (or whatever's cheapest)<br />
* Door - Kelly<br />
** Acquire or build doorjamb<br />
** Acquire hinges<br />
** Light sealing<br />
*** <s>Light tight curtain or maze</s><br />
*** Molding<br />
*** bottom skirt<br />
*** weather sealing?<br />
* Paint interior (Peter)<br />
* Shelving and tables<br />
** Bins for storage<br />
** Some sort of filing cabinet for paper<br />
** A small fridge<br />
<br />
==Donations==<br />
===Funds===<br />
''These are currently pledged funds.''<br />
<br />
* $50 - Andy<br />
* $50 - Rubin<br />
* $100 - dpc<br />
* $177 - Joachim *paid* ceiling/fan materials<br />
* $50 - Dan Garcia<br />
* $50 - Mitch<br />
* $75 - Kelly<br />
<br />
===Equipment===<br />
* BW Enlarger<br />
* Timer<br />
* A butt load of chemicals<br />
* A deep sink<br />
* Light tight drums<br />
* Color Enlarger<br />
* Color enlarger - Dan Garcia<br />
* Easel (11x14) - MarkC<br />
* Timer (Digital) - MarkC<br />
* Grain Focuser - MarkC<br />
* Film chemicals (hc-110, tmax) -MarkC<br />
* Digital film camera<br />
* Digital video camera<br />
* Vintage Polaroid camera<br />
<br />
====Film scanner====<br />
We currently have a flatbed scanner with 35mm and 120 film inserts. The Canon software that works best with it is only for Windows. The scanner belongs to Joachim and lives on his shelf, but it will be staying at Kelly's house (or on her shelf at noisebridge) while Joachim is out of town, so email her if you need to use it.<br />
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This thread might be helpful, as the request for a linux compatible scanner was made...<br />
<br />
http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=471680<br />
<br />
I've been looking at the Nikon Super Coolscan LS-4000 ED. This is a high end consumer 35mm scanner. 4000dpi, Firewire, scans 6 frames, slides (with an attachment), and a roll of up to 40 frames (with a $500 attachment). It runs under Mac and Windows, Linux is supported through [http://www.hamrick.com/ VueScan]. Here's a nice [http://www.imaging-resource.com/PRODS/LS4K/L40A.HTM review]. I'm currently finding these used for around $500 off of [http://shop.ebay.com/i.html?_nkw=nikon+4000&_sacat=0&_trksid=p3286.m270.l1313&_odkw=nikon+4000+ed&_osacat=0 ebay]. --[[User:Rubin110|rubin110]] 14:26, 19 October 2009 (PDT)<br />
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== Learning ==<br />
Once the space is set up, I will teach classes on film development, printing, and general darkroom use. I will also be available to help out on a one-on-one basis with anyone who would like to learn. <br />
<br />
'''Expressions of Interest'''<br />
<br />
please add your name here if you're interested in attending a workshop.<br />
<br />
== Meetings ==<br />
We have meetings!<br />
<br />
Agenda and meeting notes...<br />
<br />
* [[Darkroom/Meetings/20091020|October 20th, 2009]]</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Darkroom&diff=9311Darkroom2010-01-11T17:06:06Z<p>Drwxrxrx: /* Plan */</p>
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<div>''Currently this page is being used to organize the build out and creation of the dark room. Eventually it'll be used to talk about happenings in the dark room.''<br />
<br />
==About==<br />
<br />
The darkroom is under construction at 2169. It is located on the east side in between the emergency exit and the bathrooms. This room may also be used for silk screening.<br />
<br />
If you want to participate in discussion, please hit up our [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/darkroom/ mailing list].<br />
<br />
==Plan==<br />
''Sort of in order of what needs to be done.''<br />
<br />
* <s>Build walls</s><br />
* <s>Paint exterior</s><br />
* <s>Ceiling</s><br />
* <s>Electrical</s><br />
** <s>Run conduit and boxes</s><br />
** Lighting<br />
** Wire<br />
** Vent switch<br />
* Plumbing<br />
** Run pipes along walls & put in drain (Scott - tentative completion next week)<br />
** Acquire and hook up sink<br />
* Ventilation (Ben and Kelly)<br />
** Acquire and install >150cfm fan<br />
*** light seal strategy?<br />
*** form factor considerations (fits between joists or mounts on roof)<br />
** Intake vent (no fan)<br />
** Vent out to bathroom or skylight<br />
*** wait for bathroom ceiling<br />
*** use 4x12 or 4x10 square duct (or whatever's cheapest)<br />
* Door - Kelly<br />
** Acquire or build doorjambe<br />
** Acquire hinges<br />
** Light sealing<br />
*** <s>Light tight curtain or maze</s><br />
*** Molding<br />
*** bottom skirt<br />
*** weather sealing?<br />
* Paint interior (Peter)<br />
* Shelving and tables<br />
** Bins for storage<br />
** Some sort of filing cabinet for paper<br />
** A small fridge<br />
<br />
==Donations==<br />
===Funds===<br />
''These are currently pledged funds.''<br />
<br />
* $50 - Andy<br />
* $50 - Rubin<br />
* $100 - dpc<br />
* $177 - Joachim *paid* ceiling/fan materials<br />
* $50 - Dan Garcia<br />
* $50 - Mitch<br />
* $75 - Kelly<br />
<br />
===Equipment===<br />
* BW Enlarger<br />
* Timer<br />
* A butt load of chemicals<br />
* A deep sink<br />
* Light tight drums<br />
* Color Enlarger<br />
* Color enlarger - Dan Garcia<br />
* Easel (11x14) - MarkC<br />
* Timer (Digital) - MarkC<br />
* Grain Focuser - MarkC<br />
* Film chemicals (hc-110, tmax) -MarkC<br />
* Digital film camera<br />
* Digital video camera<br />
* Vintage Polaroid camera<br />
<br />
====Film scanner====<br />
We currently have a flatbed scanner with 35mm and 120 film inserts. The Canon software that works best with it is only for Windows. The scanner belongs to Joachim and lives on his shelf, but it will be staying at Kelly's house (or on her shelf at noisebridge) while Joachim is out of town, so email her if you need to use it.<br />
----<br />
This thread might be helpful, as the request for a linux compatible scanner was made...<br />
<br />
http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=471680<br />
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I've been looking at the Nikon Super Coolscan LS-4000 ED. This is a high end consumer 35mm scanner. 4000dpi, Firewire, scans 6 frames, slides (with an attachment), and a roll of up to 40 frames (with a $500 attachment). It runs under Mac and Windows, Linux is supported through [http://www.hamrick.com/ VueScan]. Here's a nice [http://www.imaging-resource.com/PRODS/LS4K/L40A.HTM review]. I'm currently finding these used for around $500 off of [http://shop.ebay.com/i.html?_nkw=nikon+4000&_sacat=0&_trksid=p3286.m270.l1313&_odkw=nikon+4000+ed&_osacat=0 ebay]. --[[User:Rubin110|rubin110]] 14:26, 19 October 2009 (PDT)<br />
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== Learning ==<br />
Once the space is set up, I will teach classes on film development, printing, and general darkroom use. I will also be available to help out on a one-on-one basis with anyone who would like to learn. <br />
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'''Expressions of Interest'''<br />
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please add your name here if you're interested in attending a workshop.<br />
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== Meetings ==<br />
We have meetings!<br />
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Agenda and meeting notes...<br />
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* [[Darkroom/Meetings/20091020|October 20th, 2009]]</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Talk:Mandarin_Corner&diff=9246Talk:Mandarin Corner2010-01-06T17:41:39Z<p>Drwxrxrx: eh?</p>
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<div> September 2009 VonGuard's wife is taking Mandarin this semester, and she's interested in a study group if anyone else is still into it. She's flexible on the night to do it. <br />
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NEW!!! Time proposal: Friday evenings<br />
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Since Skory has <s>abandoned us for the frigid Scandinavian wastes</s>, Mandarin corner has lapsed sadly. I, [[User:rachel|rachel]], would like to see it happen, but Friday is really the only day I could reasonably commit to. Others?<br />
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Skory's "Scandanavian" (actually it was the Netherlands) adventure has ended prematurely after the passing of various tragedies... He doesn't quite know what the hell he'll be doing or where he'll end up, but will be back in the Bay Area this Friday. I leave again the following Wednesday for 4 days, but will likely be around for some time after that. As things now stand I'm up for Mandarin Corner anytime!<br />
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[[User:charliep|Charlie Hsu]] is in Germany right now, but when he gets back in early March, can do Friday evenings.<br />
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[[User:mrericboyd|Eric Boyd]] is also good for friday nights, mostly. Missed last week due to spontaneous Tahoe trip :-). I'm currently half-way through the Chinese Culture Center's beginner mandarin classes, and looking forward to learning to speak better!<br />
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Molly was here on Friday.<br />
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Time proposal: Thursday evenings<br />
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[[User:mollybee|mollybee]] Thursday nights conflicts with my ASL class which starts after 6:30. So I can show up for half an hour, but then need to take off on a grunting public demon. I can come to Noisebridge earlier though.<br />
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[[User:rachel|rachel]] is fine with this but will probably miss occasional weeks.<br />
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[[User:elgreengeeto|Skory]]'s preference is Thursday since I like to have weekends more open for unforeseen adventures.<br />
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[[User:Charlie|Charlie]] Thursday is fine, but I can' be there at 5:00. If people are staying late I can show up around 6-6:30...<br />
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[[User:mollybee|mollybee]] Hey guys, are you coming in later in the evening? I've been hanging out on Thursday evenings hoping people'd show, but I leave by 6:20 or so without having seen anyone. Would a different day and time work better? Or maybe just a more definite insistent plan once a month or biweekly? With food?<br />
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[[User:ukallio|Ursula]] I am available around 18:30 on M, W, Th, F. Prefer Th.<br />
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[[User:mollybee|mollybee]] I can be available most any time /except/ Thursday nights. Is anyone interested in setting a <u>non</u>-Thursday meeting time for Mandarin Corner Part <i>AR</i>?<br />
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[[user:miloh|miloh]] I want to come and study also, Mandarin only immersion sounds interesting, and I'm going to be coming to the Friday classes at 5.<br />
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[[User:drwxrxrx|alxndr]] Mandarin Corner isn't on [[:Category:Events|Current Events]] any more... Anyone still interested? Is this mic on? I'd like to join in, free Tues/Wed/Thurs evenings. (6 jan '10)</div>Drwxrxrxhttps://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Mandarin_Corner&diff=8932Mandarin Corner2009-12-09T17:30:02Z<p>Drwxrxrx: /* Time and Place */ answering my own question... Meeting Notes 2009 12 08#What.27s_Going_On_at_Noisebridge says it's Tuesdays @6</p>
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<div>=声桥中文角 (Noisebridge Chinese Corner)=<br />
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== Purpose and Goals ==<br />
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Mandarin Injunction meets Tuesdays at 6:00pm at Noisebridge to practice speaking Mandarin, drawing ideograms, and share Chinese culture (e.g. delicious culinary experiences).<br />
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==Time and Place==<br />
Mandarin Corner is at [[Getting Here (2169)|2169 Mission St., San Francisco]] on Tuesdays, 6:00pm.<br />
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==Curriculum Content ==<br />
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Possibly considering adopting and improving the wikibooks books on [http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Mandarin Spoken Mandarin] and [http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Written_Chinese Written Chinese]<br />
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==Lesson Notes ==<br />
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[[Chinese Corner Lesson 3-03-2009]] Mandarin question words<br />
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==Interested People==<br />
[[Chinese Corner Students]]</div>Drwxrxrx