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Nosebridge Weekly Meeting Notes 050515

Moderated by: Patrick
Notes by: Trent

Who?

Patrick hacks on noisebridge things, been a member for a few years

Trent, web developer, run PyClass, python class since June last year. Around the space for a few years.

Vgo visiting from Barcelona, interested in how we do our hackerspaces.

Dan, programmer, neurohacking, been coming for a few years.

Kevin, cohosts neurohacking group on Wednesdays. Been coming for a bit over 2 years and its awesome. Was just at coreos fest and has distributed compute engines on his mind.

Jade - Python tutor, part of neurohacking, used to be part of the PyClass group and may come by again.

Ben - First meeting, been to a couple of the classes. Developer, interested in VR and virtualization.

Bill Hill - Interested in categorizing archives.

Carl - Been coming to noisebridge for years, write IOS apps.

- Coming Since January, working with python and other software.

Henner - Writes software, hacks hardware.

Frank - Interested in SDR, software defined radio applications to wireless data communications.

Joe - haskell programmer, new to the space, interested in math, looking for ways to contribute

Alex - teaching game development on tuesdays. If you want to learn c#, unity, and/or make a 3d reconstruction of noisebridge, come on over and join us after the meeting. next time will bring an oculus.

What is noisebridge?
A dark place with bright lights (it is dark today). As far as CA Gov is concerned a 501-c3, as far as the universe, it is an anarchist hackerspace. It has seen more notorious times, but is a pretty great space right now. The only rule is to be excellent to each other.

Announcements & Events
- Patrick: Stupid shit 2 day hackathon coming up possibly in collaboration with sudo room.

- Patrick: Maker faire is soon. For the weekend of maker faire, we are going to try to keep noisebridge as open and vibrant as possible to amaze annd awe people with the awesome things and hackers going on at noisebridge. Ruben is trying to put together an awesome list of people and things that will be in the space.

- Carl - The people involved with the Noisebridge booth at maker faire are jared and others. Patrick - Jay and Jared. Weekly maker faire build night on Thursday, building a large table with a Noisebridge table and backlit LEDs.

- Patrick - Mitch has run into someone who would like to give us a pick'n'place machine if we can build it to display at maker faire.

- Trent - if you want library stuff, or want to expand what the library offers, let me know what you would be interested in reading or seeing here.

- Patrick - I am working on a catalog for the library.

- More library stuff during discussion.

- A kind visitor says: Bathrooms and elevators have moldy smell, needs to be located. Moved to discussion.

- Bill Hill - Been collecting a gay archive of articles since the 70s, storage in san rafael, society has changed and now these things are desired and wants to get them out there. Has started cataloguing in a text file. Wants to catalogue into a relational database and available online. Also for distributing duplicates. Currently has about 1000 titles, needs to move into RDBMS, need to find a better way.

Bill Hill's Contact info:
=====================
Email: aropoika@gmail.com
Phone Number: 415-686-6146

Bill - International Gay Archivists Conference. Next is London 2016. New York, I presented a short talk about what I was trying to do.

Torrie - 5 minutes of fame is in a few weeks on the 21st at 8 PM. You should come and suggest a talk, the idea is 'weird shit, science not spooky'.

Noisebridge Membership:

Kevin - At noisebridge everyone can come and use the space freely. We are open to the public and the community so long as you follow the one rule of excellence. Membership means you have been coming to the space for a while and like the space and would like to participate with more commitment in the space and the government of the space. With membership, you could block concensus which is the only thing you can really do more than other people at noisebridge. You are responsible for sliding dues of $40-$80. You must fill out an application, find two sponsors who are current members of the space, four weeks must go by, and then a decision is made about the membership through concensus. If you are interested talk to someone after the meeting. If, after four weeks, your application is not eligible, it will stay in the binder for 12 weeks after which it is removed, you may reapply at any time.

Patrick - You don't have to be a member to do anything at noisebridge. All of this is orthogonal. You can donate without being a member. Membership is like stewardship. You have more expectations of running the space and stepping up where others may not.

Current Applications:
Alex - see application for details. No sponsors, week three.

Finances - Patrick:
Noisebridge has $____ after paying rent on 24th of April.
Of that total, roughly 10-11 thousand are allocated towards Noisetor. Noisetor is a subproject of noisebridge that runs tor exit relays in the US for benefit of the tor network. They solicit donations for the noisetor project separate from noisebridge. They can use our checking account and status as a 501-C3.

Effective balance: $16,684.

Noisebridge's operating expenses for a month: approximately $4500/month
We try at all times to keep 3 months operating expenses buffer which we are just over.
Dues, employer matching donations, donations from all over the place. VERY diverse income.
Our current regular income is not over our operating expenses so we are still looking for more monthly support.

We accept all currencies, anything that can be processed will be processed.

Dan - What if we made it 3 months + 10% to accomodate our rent future?
Patrick: We may not have a rent increase.

Patrick: If you have any ideas for funding, grants, donations, events, this friday at 730 PM, a bunch of us will be gathering to sit down and talk about it.

Concensus:
Dan - Concensus, it is a linguistic coincidence that it sounds like consent. Consent, to me, is something that comes through with noisebridge's concensus process. When we talk about things, people like me might have other opinions but we are glad that we are asked about things rather than saying 'this is how we are gonna do it and that's it.' As far as specifics of the capital C Concensus process. By the time it is discussed at a meeting there's a good idea if someone has really strong objections to the point where they are going to talk about blocking it which doesn't really happen that often, and it shouldn't. That is the beginning of the discussion that allows us to make a decision that maybe isn't perfect and perhaps doesn't make everyone happy but is difficult and everyone can know they are heard.

Patrick - do-ocracy - allows people to affect the change they want to see in the space. It is an anarchist space, if you think it is cool and it would be excellent, then go ahead! Teach a class, paint the dirty shop, hang fabric in the lounge -- these are decisions that don't need the full community input. Concensus is for those big decision that affect and include everyone. 99% of the time you can discuss things with people and do-ocratically make it happen.

A concensus comes up for discussion for 2 meetings. On the third meeting it is discussed a third time and if there weren't major refactors or aren't any still pending then concensus is voted on.

Example: During the reboot, noisebridge was closed for a long period of time. This was concensus at work insofar as group discussion and communal decision resolution.

Example 2: Access controls. "Noisebridge should be as open as possible." This allowed us to close at night and close at times when it was not possible to be open.

Concensus Proposals:
N/A

Discussion Topics:
Henner - Access Control Updates

Bill - Scanner to donate

Whiteboards? Blackboard?

Torrie -

Trent - Library Resources and Ideas Extended

Discussion Notes:

Access Control:

Henner:

1. Previous meetings discussed extending full time user to sunrise instead of 7 AM.

2. Updating a user to give that user a name is a pain to do, requires editing a file. Kevin volunteered to work on a web frontend to modify this.

3. For Maker Faire - we want greeters, we want to use technology to set a status for greeters, then elaborate on greeters for the long term with the space.

Reuben: Clarification - the reasoning is to communicate this through other makers that they are welcome in the space, here is a code to get in.

Patrick: General gist I got with sunrise is that fulltime users...

Henner: It is in general easy for users to get fulltime tokens. Expires after 30 days. If we add a name etc then the token can be permanent. Token opens the gate from 10 AM - 11 PM roughly during daytime.

Henner: Fulltime users are 7 AM to 23:59. Opening time dependent on sunrise. Summer 530, winter 820. There was confusion between anonymous and regular users. We need more people that come early.

Patrick: Seems like people are cool with Sunrise.

Henner: We'll hash something out and bring it back to the meeting. Important thing is to keep it based on authentication, no extra set of passwords or anything.

Reuben: I believe we should add as much incentive for nonmembers to become members as possible, we need to do everything possible to increase our member base to survive.

Dan - I give $40 or more when I have it. I'm not a member with a capital M, allergic to formality. I am allowed to use the space, 80% of our funding is not member dues. I don't think I'll be becoming a capital M member if I can help it. You may be right in the bigger picture and that's an anecdote.

Reuben - We still need capital M members to make the space go. I totally undestand and respect your position.

Jade - I agree entirely with Dan. I think this has nothing to do with membership and should stay FAR away with membership. Access control and membership are orthogonal. Membership is ONLY concensus and dues. My membership status is not related to my donations.

Reuben: The incentive is that we need people to participate in the community.

Jade: My membership isn't related to my participation.

Reuben: You are right, I am not going to argue with that fact.

Dan: I read into that that we would encourage people to become members by disencouraging them to use the space as nonmembers.

Reuben: I am suggesting to not add more pillows to the couch of nonmembers.

Dan; To hedge your bets, I would appreciate participation to people who are allergic to formality but still love noisebridge etc to do everything a capital M member would do the hard way without validation of Membership.

Torrie: I am a Member. Going along with the discussion here about allergies to formality. I am also allergic to formalities. I noticed: sink in back bathroom broken, tp rolls haven't been replaced until today, tools missing somewhere, we need more responsible people in the space. Empowering people who come to the space to be responsible for things like electronics, the library, other things. If you are not a member and you are wondering about it, you should be telling people 'hey we are all responsible for the space.' It empowered me to be a member and go through the bureaucratic process of becoming a member. I agree we need more members, specifically referring to the people who are responsible for the space. Do stuff! Bring something to the space and improve on it. Eventually you'll become a member whether you like it or not. Part of that is having access to the space by gaining trust in the community by showing the community that you can earn that trust by being responsible and encouraging community.

Bill - I am a nonnmember, and I haven't contributed a cent. I bring in stuff that I think people would want to hack. It seems to me that you have tons of non members that come rarely. Then it catches on and you come a lot. Should we log who comes in when?

Henner: No we don't log who comes in when.

Torrie: What problem does that solve?

Bill: Someone might want to put some money towards it. They will feel more responsible about it and that will bring them into being a member.

Henner: Generally agree but we are trying to solve a nontechnical problem with a technical solution. Advocacy is a social thing and we are a community. We don't want to measure contribution by frequency you enter the space. Access control shouldn't be about membership, it's about levels of trust. If I have good vibes and have seen someone, then I will trust them to come in at night and do good things.

Patrick: Time! We must move on.

Hacker dojo is now a dictatorship coworking space and I used to think of it as Noisebridge's big brother. Their board let this happen. Our membership is very important because it allows blocking. Cbase is all about having a default request of 200 euros. They can start becoming members by donating, then we go through the 4 week process. So it doesn't feel like its something that might not happen.

Reuben: Quick exercise: everyone raise your hand. Everyone who is a member keep your hand up. Everyone with door access raise yoru hand. Anyone who has let someone in the space raise your hand. Ayone who has also greeted the fuck out of the person and given them a tour. Anyone who has asked someone to please donate. Anyone who has monetarily donated.

Cbase is the mothership, a hackerspace in Berlin with TV towers as their main communication array.

Joe: Some things were unclear to me - they must have tons of money, maybe google gave them money. We need to have something by the door recommending a donation amount and what we need in donations. A customary amount to give.
Torrie: Those are great ideas. lets make a flyer after the meeting.

Patrick: Lets break fundraising out after the meeting tonight.
Reuben: Fundraising meeting 730 PM on Friday! Lots of ideas, if you are interested in this, please come discuss what this plan could be.

Patrick: Final thing, we are reaching out to the landlord to renegotiate the lease. We are going to ask for the exact same lease with the same terms, with a 3 year extension available for a 10% increase. Our existing lease ends August or September 1st. We are confident the landlord will not gouge us because of the building condition. That's it! Happy meeting!

Maker Faire 2015

2015-05-03T00:57:52Z

75.101.62.71: /* Sunday, May 17: 10am - 6pm */

__NOTOC__
[[File:NB2015.jpg|1024px]]

We should take a little bit of Noisebridge to MakerFaire, the world should be so lucky.

=== TLDR: Come to Noisebridge Thursdays 19:00 - 22:00 and help make this a thing. We need makers, presenters, and teachers.===

Contact [[user:jarrod|Jarrod]] hicksu@gmail.com or message me on Slack for more details

= lolwut? =

Noisebridge is an important resource for people to learn and make. We are more than a "makerspace", we are a community with a social mission to bring educative and creative autonomy to as many as possible. We have had a rough patch but we have done some good work during the recent [[Reboot]] to work toward this mission and '''it is time to attract some attention.'''

People are getting projects done here and this public hackspace thing may still be a good idea. Let us use this upcoming MakerFaire to get people to come to Noisebridge and to come back to Noisebridge. Let's connect with other Hackerspaces and strengthen our relationships. Let's meet other hackers and makers, and bring projects into our space so that others may learn from them.

See the Build Night recapitulations at the bottom of this page for progress.

Further event info is at http://makerfaire.com/

= Event Location, Schedule, and Volunteers =

===LOCATION===

San Mateo Event Center

1346 Saratoga Drive, San Mateo, CA 94403

===EVENT SCHEDULE===

Please make a note of what what dates and times you are available. If possible add contact information, or email it to Jarrod ( hicksu@gmail.com )

====SETUP====

=====Thursday, May 14: 10am - 8pm=====

# Jarrod, 10a - 8p, hicksu@gmail.com
# J, 10a - 8p
# john 10a - 7p georgejetsonforever@gmail.com

=====Friday, May 15: 7:30am - 12:30pm=====

# Jarrod, 7:30 - 12:30
# john 10:00 - 12:30

=====Saturday, May 16: 7:30am - 09:30am=====

# Jarrod, 8:30 - 9:30

=====Sunday, May 17: 8:00am - 09:30am=====

# Jarrod, 8:30 - 9:30
# Mohammed
# Olivier

====SHOWTIMES====

=====Friday, May 15: 1pm - 7pm=====

# Jarrod, 1 - 7
# john 1- 7

=====Saturday, May 16: 10am - 8pm=====

#Jarrod, 10a - 8p
#john 10a - 7p
#Mohammed
#Olivier

=====Sunday, May 17: 10am - 6pm=====

#Jarrod, 10a - 6p
#john 10a - 5p
#Olivier
#Mohammed

====BREAKDOWN====

=====Sunday, May 17: 7pm - 9pm=====

#Jarrod, 7p - 9p
#john 7p - 9p

= All about that booth =

The plan is have a good time and to pack a whole bunch of Noisebridge into a 10' x 10' space. Within MakerFaire we are going to do our best to create a mini Hackspace that will support the ideas and creations that others will bring. Here is the idea:

[[File:Noisebridge_MakerFaire_Booth_AXON.jpg|1024px]]

Essentially we are creating a place where people can hack during the show and '''the ultimate exhibit is our community and our projects'''.

Nevertheless, the base for this space is going to be some custom furniture pieces that will be made at Noisebridge, with love, for hacking. (When all you know is design and woodworking, every answer tends to be custom furniture). The centerpiece of this affair so far, is a new work table with built in power outlets and a bright flashy Noisebridge logo on the top. A table that people can pull up a chair to and start working on a project. If there are other things that we should try to incorporate into a hacking table, let us know. The back of the booth is a set of rearrangeable cabinets that will store tools and projects for use during the show and support and audio/video system for demonstrations and presentation during the show.

Here are more specific plans for the booth furniture, I recommend the .pdf:

https://noisebridge.net/images/2/24/Noisebridge_MakerFaire_Booth.pdf

UPDATED NB Logo Channel drawing: [[file:Noisebridge_MakerFaire_Booth_TableDetail_REV_01.pdf]]

[[File:Noisebridge_MakerFaire_Booth.jpg|1024px]]

The .pdf of the current working drawings for for the table that we are building is here:

https://noisebridge.net/images/a/a7/Noisebridge_MakerFaire_Table.pdf

'''Every Thursday 19:00 to 22:00''' we will meet at Noisebridge, likely in the shop, to work on building things for the booth. This includes the furniture and whatever else is being prepped for MakerFaire. Updates to this process will be posted on the mailing list and the blog.

=== Well made furniture /= mini hackerspace, we need participation!===

* '''how do we demonstrate Noisebridge in a 10' x 10' area, is it possible to also enjoy this?'''
* help build out the booth, add to it, decorate it, make it better, make it more 'Noisebridge'
* lend/bring your projects, demonstrate your projects, and teach others you know
* work on projects at the show, and have projects for others to work on
* spread the word about us needing help and get people to come meet us.

=== Pre-MakerFaire Noisebridge Maker Meet and Greet ===

Ideally, everyone would get to go down to MakerFaire and check out the neat stuff. For those that can't we should have an event to bring in Makers who are in town to talk about their projects and meet up with other hackers/makers. I'm thinking a special Five minutes of Fame and a mellow cocktail party.

=== Schedules and Specifics ===

Thank you for getting this far. This isn't worked out yet, but soon. You could help with this.

=== Planned projects for Display and Presentations/Demonstrations ===

Scotty's Land Yacht, Julio's LED aquarium, book scanner,

= Build Night Recapitulations =

Initial resin test casting - [[Maker Faire Build Night 2015-02-12|Maker Faire Build Night 2015-02-12]]

LED installing and light testing - [[Maker_Faire_Build_Night_2015-02-26|Maker Faire Build Night 2015-02-26]]

Additional resin text and table start - [[Maker_Faire_Build_Night_2015-03-05|Maker Faire Build Night 2015-03-05]]

Additional resin test results and table top continues - [[Maker_Faire_Build_Night_2015-03-12|Maker Faire Build Night 2015-03-12]]

Routerpocalypse - [[Maker_Faire_Build_Night_2015-03-19|Maker Faire Build Night 2015-03-19]]

Substructure Assembly begins - [[Maker_Faire_Build_Night_2015-03-26|Maker Faire Build Night 2015-03-26]]

Substructure Assembly Continues - [[Maker_Faire_Build_Night_2015-04-02|Maker Faire Build Night 2015-04-02]]

Substructure wrap up and beginning of LEDs and Electrical - [[Maker_Faire_Build_Night_2015-04-16|Maker Faire Build Night 2015-04-16]]

Resin Pour! and electrical wiring finish - [[Maker_Faire_Build_Night_2015-04-23|Maker Faire Build Night 2015-04-23]]

Maker_Faire_Build_Night_2015-04-23

= Parts and Materials Specifications (working list) =

=== Wood ===
3/4" Red Oak Finish Plywood - $49.97 / 4'x8' sheet

3/4" C grade Douglas fir sheathing plywood - $24.97 / 4"x8" sheet

Number 20 biscuits - ~$8.00 / 100 count

Kreg pocket screws - 24.97 /1000 count

Titebond 3 wood glue $36.92 / gallon

=== Casting and Finish ===

The NB logo is 298in^3 or ~165 fluid ounces

Tested : Ultra-Glo epoxy resin - pigment TBD

May switch the the comperable but less expensive EasyCast
http://www.amazon.com/Environmental-Technology-128-Ounce-Casting-Craft/dp/B004Y46G10/ref=pd_sim_hg_4?ie=UTF8&refRID=0STYH4AQMX1N9196CCQJ
1 gallon kit is $77.60 via Amazon prime, need two kits $155.20

=== Electrical and Electronics ===
LED Strip: WS2812B individually addressable
Can be purchased from ebay or alibaba.
example: http://alturl.com/eh5k6 $9.99-12.99/meter
or http://www.adafruit.com/category/168 for $24.99/meter
JH - We have ~16' of linear distance inside the logo. So I'm considering purchasing this from the ebay vendor:
-- LEDs/m: 60, Board's Color: White, Waterproof Grade: Epoxy IP65, Length: 5m, Price:US $74.99

LED Controller/driver:
Arduinos work fantastically. A Pro Mini works great and cheap.
JH- https://www.sparkfun.com/products/11113 is this correct? $9.95
HT- Yeah that works perfectly.

Power for microcontroller and LEDs:
Just need a 5v power supply of some sort, can be salvaged from existing cords by splitting the wire open and solder onto on/off switches.
JH- Something like this? https://www.sparkfun.com/products/12889 $5.95
HT- Yeah this works perfectly.
I expect we need something separate for the LEDs. We will have >16 feet of them in the table.
You make a good point, do you know of any electrical engineer that can do calculations on the electricity draw?

100-1000uf capacitor:
To prevent sudden power drops.
https://learn.sparkfun.com/tutorials/ws2812-breakout-hookup-guide

Wiring and Power
Need wiring diagram and Spec
TO SPEC: breaker, outlets, wire, jbox, switches, wire nuts
IEC 60320 C14 power inlet to connect to outlet inhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IEC_60320#C13.2FC14_coupler

=== Tools ===

Have: Typical NB Shop tools, Plate Joiner,

Need: Router bits with bearing over the blade to help the speed and accuracy of the logo channel cuts as we increase their depth.

=== Software and Documentation ===

[[category:Maker Faire]]

Maker Faire 2015

2015-05-03T00:51:21Z

75.101.62.71: /* Saturday, May 16: 10am - 8pm */

__NOTOC__
[[File:NB2015.jpg|1024px]]

We should take a little bit of Noisebridge to MakerFaire, the world should be so lucky.

=== TLDR: Come to Noisebridge Thursdays 19:00 - 22:00 and help make this a thing. We need makers, presenters, and teachers.===

Contact [[user:jarrod|Jarrod]] hicksu@gmail.com or message me on Slack for more details

= lolwut? =

Noisebridge is an important resource for people to learn and make. We are more than a "makerspace", we are a community with a social mission to bring educative and creative autonomy to as many as possible. We have had a rough patch but we have done some good work during the recent [[Reboot]] to work toward this mission and '''it is time to attract some attention.'''

People are getting projects done here and this public hackspace thing may still be a good idea. Let us use this upcoming MakerFaire to get people to come to Noisebridge and to come back to Noisebridge. Let's connect with other Hackerspaces and strengthen our relationships. Let's meet other hackers and makers, and bring projects into our space so that others may learn from them.

See the Build Night recapitulations at the bottom of this page for progress.

Further event info is at http://makerfaire.com/

= Event Location, Schedule, and Volunteers =

===LOCATION===

San Mateo Event Center

1346 Saratoga Drive, San Mateo, CA 94403

===EVENT SCHEDULE===

Please make a note of what what dates and times you are available. If possible add contact information, or email it to Jarrod ( hicksu@gmail.com )

====SETUP====

=====Thursday, May 14: 10am - 8pm=====

# Jarrod, 10a - 8p, hicksu@gmail.com
# J, 10a - 8p
# john 10a - 7p georgejetsonforever@gmail.com

=====Friday, May 15: 7:30am - 12:30pm=====

# Jarrod, 7:30 - 12:30
# john 10:00 - 12:30

=====Saturday, May 16: 7:30am - 09:30am=====

# Jarrod, 8:30 - 9:30

=====Sunday, May 17: 8:00am - 09:30am=====

# Jarrod, 8:30 - 9:30
# Mohammed
# Olivier

====SHOWTIMES====

=====Friday, May 15: 1pm - 7pm=====

# Jarrod, 1 - 7
# john 1- 7

=====Saturday, May 16: 10am - 8pm=====

#Jarrod, 10a - 8p
#john 10a - 7p
#Mohammed
#Olivier

=====Sunday, May 17: 10am - 6pm=====

#Jarrod, 10a - 6p
#john 10a - 5p

====BREAKDOWN====

=====Sunday, May 17: 7pm - 9pm=====

#Jarrod, 7p - 9p
#john 7p - 9p

= All about that booth =

The plan is have a good time and to pack a whole bunch of Noisebridge into a 10' x 10' space. Within MakerFaire we are going to do our best to create a mini Hackspace that will support the ideas and creations that others will bring. Here is the idea:

[[File:Noisebridge_MakerFaire_Booth_AXON.jpg|1024px]]

Essentially we are creating a place where people can hack during the show and '''the ultimate exhibit is our community and our projects'''.

Nevertheless, the base for this space is going to be some custom furniture pieces that will be made at Noisebridge, with love, for hacking. (When all you know is design and woodworking, every answer tends to be custom furniture). The centerpiece of this affair so far, is a new work table with built in power outlets and a bright flashy Noisebridge logo on the top. A table that people can pull up a chair to and start working on a project. If there are other things that we should try to incorporate into a hacking table, let us know. The back of the booth is a set of rearrangeable cabinets that will store tools and projects for use during the show and support and audio/video system for demonstrations and presentation during the show.

Here are more specific plans for the booth furniture, I recommend the .pdf:

https://noisebridge.net/images/2/24/Noisebridge_MakerFaire_Booth.pdf

UPDATED NB Logo Channel drawing: [[file:Noisebridge_MakerFaire_Booth_TableDetail_REV_01.pdf]]

[[File:Noisebridge_MakerFaire_Booth.jpg|1024px]]

The .pdf of the current working drawings for for the table that we are building is here:

https://noisebridge.net/images/a/a7/Noisebridge_MakerFaire_Table.pdf

'''Every Thursday 19:00 to 22:00''' we will meet at Noisebridge, likely in the shop, to work on building things for the booth. This includes the furniture and whatever else is being prepped for MakerFaire. Updates to this process will be posted on the mailing list and the blog.

=== Well made furniture /= mini hackerspace, we need participation!===

* '''how do we demonstrate Noisebridge in a 10' x 10' area, is it possible to also enjoy this?'''
* help build out the booth, add to it, decorate it, make it better, make it more 'Noisebridge'
* lend/bring your projects, demonstrate your projects, and teach others you know
* work on projects at the show, and have projects for others to work on
* spread the word about us needing help and get people to come meet us.

=== Pre-MakerFaire Noisebridge Maker Meet and Greet ===

Ideally, everyone would get to go down to MakerFaire and check out the neat stuff. For those that can't we should have an event to bring in Makers who are in town to talk about their projects and meet up with other hackers/makers. I'm thinking a special Five minutes of Fame and a mellow cocktail party.

=== Schedules and Specifics ===

Thank you for getting this far. This isn't worked out yet, but soon. You could help with this.

=== Planned projects for Display and Presentations/Demonstrations ===

Scotty's Land Yacht, Julio's LED aquarium, book scanner,

= Build Night Recapitulations =

Initial resin test casting - [[Maker Faire Build Night 2015-02-12|Maker Faire Build Night 2015-02-12]]

LED installing and light testing - [[Maker_Faire_Build_Night_2015-02-26|Maker Faire Build Night 2015-02-26]]

Additional resin text and table start - [[Maker_Faire_Build_Night_2015-03-05|Maker Faire Build Night 2015-03-05]]

Additional resin test results and table top continues - [[Maker_Faire_Build_Night_2015-03-12|Maker Faire Build Night 2015-03-12]]

Routerpocalypse - [[Maker_Faire_Build_Night_2015-03-19|Maker Faire Build Night 2015-03-19]]

Substructure Assembly begins - [[Maker_Faire_Build_Night_2015-03-26|Maker Faire Build Night 2015-03-26]]

Substructure Assembly Continues - [[Maker_Faire_Build_Night_2015-04-02|Maker Faire Build Night 2015-04-02]]

Substructure wrap up and beginning of LEDs and Electrical - [[Maker_Faire_Build_Night_2015-04-16|Maker Faire Build Night 2015-04-16]]

Resin Pour! and electrical wiring finish - [[Maker_Faire_Build_Night_2015-04-23|Maker Faire Build Night 2015-04-23]]

Maker_Faire_Build_Night_2015-04-23

= Parts and Materials Specifications (working list) =

=== Wood ===
3/4" Red Oak Finish Plywood - $49.97 / 4'x8' sheet

3/4" C grade Douglas fir sheathing plywood - $24.97 / 4"x8" sheet

Number 20 biscuits - ~$8.00 / 100 count

Kreg pocket screws - 24.97 /1000 count

Titebond 3 wood glue $36.92 / gallon

=== Casting and Finish ===

The NB logo is 298in^3 or ~165 fluid ounces

Tested : Ultra-Glo epoxy resin - pigment TBD

May switch the the comperable but less expensive EasyCast
http://www.amazon.com/Environmental-Technology-128-Ounce-Casting-Craft/dp/B004Y46G10/ref=pd_sim_hg_4?ie=UTF8&refRID=0STYH4AQMX1N9196CCQJ
1 gallon kit is $77.60 via Amazon prime, need two kits $155.20

=== Electrical and Electronics ===
LED Strip: WS2812B individually addressable
Can be purchased from ebay or alibaba.
example: http://alturl.com/eh5k6 $9.99-12.99/meter
or http://www.adafruit.com/category/168 for $24.99/meter
JH - We have ~16' of linear distance inside the logo. So I'm considering purchasing this from the ebay vendor:
-- LEDs/m: 60, Board's Color: White, Waterproof Grade: Epoxy IP65, Length: 5m, Price:US $74.99

LED Controller/driver:
Arduinos work fantastically. A Pro Mini works great and cheap.
JH- https://www.sparkfun.com/products/11113 is this correct? $9.95
HT- Yeah that works perfectly.

Power for microcontroller and LEDs:
Just need a 5v power supply of some sort, can be salvaged from existing cords by splitting the wire open and solder onto on/off switches.
JH- Something like this? https://www.sparkfun.com/products/12889 $5.95
HT- Yeah this works perfectly.
I expect we need something separate for the LEDs. We will have >16 feet of them in the table.
You make a good point, do you know of any electrical engineer that can do calculations on the electricity draw?

100-1000uf capacitor:
To prevent sudden power drops.
https://learn.sparkfun.com/tutorials/ws2812-breakout-hookup-guide

Wiring and Power
Need wiring diagram and Spec
TO SPEC: breaker, outlets, wire, jbox, switches, wire nuts
IEC 60320 C14 power inlet to connect to outlet inhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IEC_60320#C13.2FC14_coupler

=== Tools ===

Have: Typical NB Shop tools, Plate Joiner,

Need: Router bits with bearing over the blade to help the speed and accuracy of the logo channel cuts as we increase their depth.

=== Software and Documentation ===

[[category:Maker Faire]]

Maker Faire 2015

2015-05-03T00:50:10Z

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__NOTOC__
[[File:NB2015.jpg|1024px]]

We should take a little bit of Noisebridge to MakerFaire, the world should be so lucky.

=== TLDR: Come to Noisebridge Thursdays 19:00 - 22:00 and help make this a thing. We need makers, presenters, and teachers.===

Contact [[user:jarrod|Jarrod]] hicksu@gmail.com or message me on Slack for more details

= lolwut? =

Noisebridge is an important resource for people to learn and make. We are more than a "makerspace", we are a community with a social mission to bring educative and creative autonomy to as many as possible. We have had a rough patch but we have done some good work during the recent [[Reboot]] to work toward this mission and '''it is time to attract some attention.'''

People are getting projects done here and this public hackspace thing may still be a good idea. Let us use this upcoming MakerFaire to get people to come to Noisebridge and to come back to Noisebridge. Let's connect with other Hackerspaces and strengthen our relationships. Let's meet other hackers and makers, and bring projects into our space so that others may learn from them.

See the Build Night recapitulations at the bottom of this page for progress.

Further event info is at http://makerfaire.com/

= Event Location, Schedule, and Volunteers =

===LOCATION===

San Mateo Event Center

1346 Saratoga Drive, San Mateo, CA 94403

===EVENT SCHEDULE===

Please make a note of what what dates and times you are available. If possible add contact information, or email it to Jarrod ( hicksu@gmail.com )

====SETUP====

=====Thursday, May 14: 10am - 8pm=====

# Jarrod, 10a - 8p, hicksu@gmail.com
# J, 10a - 8p
# john 10a - 7p georgejetsonforever@gmail.com

=====Friday, May 15: 7:30am - 12:30pm=====

# Jarrod, 7:30 - 12:30
# john 10:00 - 12:30

=====Saturday, May 16: 7:30am - 09:30am=====

# Jarrod, 8:30 - 9:30

=====Sunday, May 17: 8:00am - 09:30am=====

# Jarrod, 8:30 - 9:30
# Mohammed
# Olivier

====SHOWTIMES====

=====Friday, May 15: 1pm - 7pm=====

# Jarrod, 1 - 7
# john 1- 7

=====Saturday, May 16: 10am - 8pm=====

#Jarrod, 10a - 8p
#john 10a - 7p

=====Sunday, May 17: 10am - 6pm=====

#Jarrod, 10a - 6p
#john 10a - 5p

====BREAKDOWN====

=====Sunday, May 17: 7pm - 9pm=====

#Jarrod, 7p - 9p
#john 7p - 9p

= All about that booth =

The plan is have a good time and to pack a whole bunch of Noisebridge into a 10' x 10' space. Within MakerFaire we are going to do our best to create a mini Hackspace that will support the ideas and creations that others will bring. Here is the idea:

[[File:Noisebridge_MakerFaire_Booth_AXON.jpg|1024px]]

Essentially we are creating a place where people can hack during the show and '''the ultimate exhibit is our community and our projects'''.

Nevertheless, the base for this space is going to be some custom furniture pieces that will be made at Noisebridge, with love, for hacking. (When all you know is design and woodworking, every answer tends to be custom furniture). The centerpiece of this affair so far, is a new work table with built in power outlets and a bright flashy Noisebridge logo on the top. A table that people can pull up a chair to and start working on a project. If there are other things that we should try to incorporate into a hacking table, let us know. The back of the booth is a set of rearrangeable cabinets that will store tools and projects for use during the show and support and audio/video system for demonstrations and presentation during the show.

Here are more specific plans for the booth furniture, I recommend the .pdf:

https://noisebridge.net/images/2/24/Noisebridge_MakerFaire_Booth.pdf

UPDATED NB Logo Channel drawing: [[file:Noisebridge_MakerFaire_Booth_TableDetail_REV_01.pdf]]

[[File:Noisebridge_MakerFaire_Booth.jpg|1024px]]

The .pdf of the current working drawings for for the table that we are building is here:

https://noisebridge.net/images/a/a7/Noisebridge_MakerFaire_Table.pdf

'''Every Thursday 19:00 to 22:00''' we will meet at Noisebridge, likely in the shop, to work on building things for the booth. This includes the furniture and whatever else is being prepped for MakerFaire. Updates to this process will be posted on the mailing list and the blog.

=== Well made furniture /= mini hackerspace, we need participation!===

* '''how do we demonstrate Noisebridge in a 10' x 10' area, is it possible to also enjoy this?'''
* help build out the booth, add to it, decorate it, make it better, make it more 'Noisebridge'
* lend/bring your projects, demonstrate your projects, and teach others you know
* work on projects at the show, and have projects for others to work on
* spread the word about us needing help and get people to come meet us.

=== Pre-MakerFaire Noisebridge Maker Meet and Greet ===

Ideally, everyone would get to go down to MakerFaire and check out the neat stuff. For those that can't we should have an event to bring in Makers who are in town to talk about their projects and meet up with other hackers/makers. I'm thinking a special Five minutes of Fame and a mellow cocktail party.

=== Schedules and Specifics ===

Thank you for getting this far. This isn't worked out yet, but soon. You could help with this.

=== Planned projects for Display and Presentations/Demonstrations ===

Scotty's Land Yacht, Julio's LED aquarium, book scanner,

= Build Night Recapitulations =

Initial resin test casting - [[Maker Faire Build Night 2015-02-12|Maker Faire Build Night 2015-02-12]]

LED installing and light testing - [[Maker_Faire_Build_Night_2015-02-26|Maker Faire Build Night 2015-02-26]]

Additional resin text and table start - [[Maker_Faire_Build_Night_2015-03-05|Maker Faire Build Night 2015-03-05]]

Additional resin test results and table top continues - [[Maker_Faire_Build_Night_2015-03-12|Maker Faire Build Night 2015-03-12]]

Routerpocalypse - [[Maker_Faire_Build_Night_2015-03-19|Maker Faire Build Night 2015-03-19]]

Substructure Assembly begins - [[Maker_Faire_Build_Night_2015-03-26|Maker Faire Build Night 2015-03-26]]

Substructure Assembly Continues - [[Maker_Faire_Build_Night_2015-04-02|Maker Faire Build Night 2015-04-02]]

Substructure wrap up and beginning of LEDs and Electrical - [[Maker_Faire_Build_Night_2015-04-16|Maker Faire Build Night 2015-04-16]]

Resin Pour! and electrical wiring finish - [[Maker_Faire_Build_Night_2015-04-23|Maker Faire Build Night 2015-04-23]]

Maker_Faire_Build_Night_2015-04-23

= Parts and Materials Specifications (working list) =

=== Wood ===
3/4" Red Oak Finish Plywood - $49.97 / 4'x8' sheet

3/4" C grade Douglas fir sheathing plywood - $24.97 / 4"x8" sheet

Number 20 biscuits - ~$8.00 / 100 count

Kreg pocket screws - 24.97 /1000 count

Titebond 3 wood glue $36.92 / gallon

=== Casting and Finish ===

The NB logo is 298in^3 or ~165 fluid ounces

Tested : Ultra-Glo epoxy resin - pigment TBD

May switch the the comperable but less expensive EasyCast
http://www.amazon.com/Environmental-Technology-128-Ounce-Casting-Craft/dp/B004Y46G10/ref=pd_sim_hg_4?ie=UTF8&refRID=0STYH4AQMX1N9196CCQJ
1 gallon kit is $77.60 via Amazon prime, need two kits $155.20

=== Electrical and Electronics ===
LED Strip: WS2812B individually addressable
Can be purchased from ebay or alibaba.
example: http://alturl.com/eh5k6 $9.99-12.99/meter
or http://www.adafruit.com/category/168 for $24.99/meter
JH - We have ~16' of linear distance inside the logo. So I'm considering purchasing this from the ebay vendor:
-- LEDs/m: 60, Board's Color: White, Waterproof Grade: Epoxy IP65, Length: 5m, Price:US $74.99

LED Controller/driver:
Arduinos work fantastically. A Pro Mini works great and cheap.
JH- https://www.sparkfun.com/products/11113 is this correct? $9.95
HT- Yeah that works perfectly.

Power for microcontroller and LEDs:
Just need a 5v power supply of some sort, can be salvaged from existing cords by splitting the wire open and solder onto on/off switches.
JH- Something like this? https://www.sparkfun.com/products/12889 $5.95
HT- Yeah this works perfectly.
I expect we need something separate for the LEDs. We will have >16 feet of them in the table.
You make a good point, do you know of any electrical engineer that can do calculations on the electricity draw?

100-1000uf capacitor:
To prevent sudden power drops.
https://learn.sparkfun.com/tutorials/ws2812-breakout-hookup-guide

Wiring and Power
Need wiring diagram and Spec
TO SPEC: breaker, outlets, wire, jbox, switches, wire nuts
IEC 60320 C14 power inlet to connect to outlet inhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IEC_60320#C13.2FC14_coupler

=== Tools ===

Have: Typical NB Shop tools, Plate Joiner,

Need: Router bits with bearing over the blade to help the speed and accuracy of the logo channel cuts as we increase their depth.

=== Software and Documentation ===

[[category:Maker Faire]]

Meeting Notes 2015 04 21

2015-04-22T04:58:53Z

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These are the notes from the [https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Meeting_Notes The 421st Meeting of Noisebridge]. Note-taker: Kevin; Moderators: J.
* '''One or two bullet points of high-level meeting summary.'''

= Introductions =

* '''Invite a knowledgeable volunteer to explain''' [[Noisebridge_Vision|what Noisebridge is about]]:
<blockquote>Noisebridge is a 501c3 nonprofit that provides a space for creation, collaboration, and learning about technology and creative projects. Noisebridge provides space, power tools, and infrastructure to help the public learn new skills and create cool things. Noisebridge continues to exist through and depends entirely on membership fees and donations. Our code of conduct is 'Be excellent to each other'."</blockquote>
* Introduce any experimental or unusual moderation techniques that may be using during the meeting like: direct responses, limited speaking time, orderless stack, &c.
* Round of introductions (remember, announcements come later):
** What's your name
** What do you do
** What do you maintain at Noisebridge?
** if you are new: how did you hear about Noisebridge?

* Olivier - Came to Noisebridge in February, does finance.
* Jade - tutor Python + neurohacking on Wednesday
* Dan - been coming from three years, also participate in neurohacking
* Mike - third time there
* Josh - I tinker
* Frank - been coming for about a month
* Alex - will start teaching video game design class again
* John - Book scanner
* J - helping with table for MakerFaire
* David - food hacker

= Short announcements and events =
* Cool new projects? Something you'd like people to know? Say now, but keep it short!
* Any happenings at the space of which members should be made aware.
* Don't hog everyone's time since we all just want to hack!

* Alex will be teaching game development class on Tuesdays after the Noisebridge meeting.
* http://pegasus/mute to quite the Noisebridge voice
* Mike form the Nametag project (giving away 25,000 nametags in San Fran: Castro, Delores Park, Ocean Beack, Hayes Valley, possibly the Marina, possibly somewhere in Oakland) seeks Noisebridge involvement - possibly including electronic "Hello" name tags in the event would be great. nametagday.com

= [[ Membership Binder ]] =

* '''Invite a knowledgeable volunteer to describe''' [[membership]], and the application process.
<blockquote>Being a member of Noisebridge is not like being a member of a gym or your local chess club. Anyone can come to Noisebridge to hack and learn: you don't need to be a member for that. At Noisebridge, membership is something different: it means taking responsibility and committing to help to maintain, improve, and govern Noisebridge. As a member of Noisebridge, you don't just come here to hack and learn, you actively work to improve what you see around you, help to deal with problems, and make this community and space better than it is today.</blockquote>
* Read off any names from the binder for the past month. Mark down a check or other indicator on every open application to keep track of how many weeks they've been read out.
* Anyone eligible to join this week should
** introduce themselves,
** answer any questions members may have for them, then
** leave the area in search of gifts (traditionally beer and a lime, or cookies) for the rest of the group.
* The rest of the meeting should reach consensus on whether they may join.
* Remember to applaud new members when they return.

* Alex - week 1

= Financial Report =
* Funds in bank: $31,378.56
* Noisetor (See the bulletpoints at the bottom of http://noisetor.net/finances/#summary): $11,000.00 (approximate)
* Any other details by those participating in handling our financials

We're above our 3 month buffer, but we're not yet cash-flow positive.
I'm hoping to get more recent figures together as to the composition of
our monthly income.

= Consensus and Discussion =

* '''invite a knowledgeable volunteer to give '''[[Consensus Process|a brief primer on consensus process]]
* It is important that everyone in attendance understands at least:
** Blocking with verbalized principled objections.
** Why we use consensus over other approaches to decision making.
** How consensus isn't a legislative process
** Why consensus isn't applicable to some things like conflict resolution, resolution of time sinks, and the like.

== [[ Consensus Items History | Proposals from last week ]] ==
''(Add any items which are consensed upon or someone has raised a principle objection for to the [[Consensus Items History]] page.)''

No pending consensus items

== [[ Current Consensus Items | Proposals for next week ]] ==
''(Add any new items for consensus to the [[Current Consensus Items]] page.)''

No new consensus items

== Discussion Items ==

If any important discussion happens, it should be happening after forward progress is made during consensus.

=== Nametag Day ===

Nametag -- 12,000 distributed in NYC last two years.

Governance -- a few people running it and a bunch of 'nametag day fanatics'

exists in four cities this year. goal to have it all over the planet and get people talking together.

Confusion with conferences?

Happens on the weekend, in parks.

=== Posters at Noisebridge work stations ===

Will be iconic and beginner friendly. Alex will put them up and if someone doesn't like them they can take them down.

=== Opening the space with the sun ===

Will not depend on goverenment time (Ex PDT), strictly sunrise. Call a webservice to get the daily sunrise time.

The space opens when someone is here to open it.

Clarification - the RFID cards should function to open the doors at sunrise.

Currently three types of keys:
 0 - anon, expires 30 days, access 11:00-22:00
 1 - not anon, does not expire, access 11:00-22:00
 2 - not anon, does not expire, access 24hr, can enter new anon keys into DB

By policy, the space is as open as possible and members should have 24hr access. Open hours help to maintain safety.

= End of Meeting =

* Reprise of the [[Hackernationale]]. [This is anarchy - we do what the wiki says!]
* [[PGP|PGP Key Signing]] could happen now (if it doesn't happen '''before''' any given Meeting). Ask others around the space or check the [[PGP|list]] to see who wants in on the action.
* Return the [[membership binder]] to its rightful location.
* Clean and tidy the meeting notes including removing all these really verbose instructions, then save them to the wiki.
* Send a summary of the meeting notes to the discussion list.
* Enjoy the company of your fellow hacker, robot, or robothacker.
* Discuss any items for which there was not time during the meeting.

[[Category:Meeting Notes]]

Talk:Lease Renew

2015-04-22T02:06:04Z

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Everyone who reads the [http://missionlocal.org/2015/04/artists-and-landlord-face-off-at-redlick-building/ local_media] , or walks around the neighborhood where Noisebridge is located, must have noted the changes in the business, sometimes [http://missionlocal.org/2013/08/evicted-at-17th-and-mission-tenants-take-to-streets/ contentious], sometimes [http://missionlocal.org/2015/04/inner-mission-posed-to-leave-says-it-will-fight-eviction/ litigious ] but undeniably major changes happen.

Noisebridge's lease expires at the end of August 2015. There has been speculation on what the next rental rate could be. It is great advice to try to avoid "the sky is falling" speculation on what the rent might be asked, but real information would be valuable. Moving would be painful, the reboot showed. And because a rental change could be such a significant event trying to look a little over the horizon, or beyond our headlights beam has value. If lease renewal turns out to be problematic, then dealing with it, is a long runway item.

In Real Estate discussion comparables is what is traditionally used. The question is what does a comparable place rent at. I've been looking to try to find "comprables" but its not that easy. I'd guess that NB's space is class B or C, light industrial or creative space.

This [https://42floors.com/office-space/us/ca/san-francisco/mission?order%5Bsize%5D=asc&page=1&where%5Barchived%5D=false&where%5Bauthorized%5D=true&where%5Bleased_at%5D=&where%5Bpredicted%5D=false&where%5Bregions%5D%5Bslugs%5D%5B%5D=us%2Fca%2Fsan-francisco%2Fmission&where%5Btype%5D%5B%5D=lease&where%5Btype%5D%5B%5D=sublease&where%5Bunit%5D%5Buses%5D%5B%5D=5 lots_of_listings_without_prices] and when scrolling down provides a narrative of median rent for offices and how rents compare with other parts of the City and within the Mission district (well its true that NB's space is less than office space)

This [http://www.loopnet.com/looplink/bizjournals/new/SearchResults.aspx?SearchType=FL&VIEWSTATEID=4914191&PgCxtGuid=61a7343a-218e-4a18-817e-46ca57bdbd49&PgCxtCurFLKey=LooplinkSearchPage&name=bizjournals&QryRadioCountry_Hidden=US&LooplinkRadioButton=FL&QryRadioPropertyType=40&QryRadioStateDropDown=CA&QryRadioCounty=San+FRancisco&QryRadioCity=San+Francisco&R_QR_C=San+Francisco&ReturnTargetUrl=%2fxNet%2fLoopLink%2fLoopLinks%2fbizjournals%2fnew%2fqryradio.aspx&R_LL_RB=FL&R_QR_County=San+FRancisco&R_QR_SDD=CA&R_QR_PT=40 but_had_only_3_listed]

This [http://www.cityfeet.com/cont/ca/san-francisco-retail-space#pgNum=4 Does_retail_space]

[http://www.loopnet.com/San-Francisco_California_Market-Trends some_charts]

My conclusion, -I did not find enough information to make a narrow window prediction on what the comparable rent is

UPDATE, came before the Tuesday meeting, 6:20, . Worked on this myself. and did some more searching. Found two better websites.
Conclude that the comparable windows for the asking price is ~ $1.50 to 2.50. But then I claim no expertise, and think that the realtors have better tools. Predicting that space is offered at $2.25 and can be negotiated down to ~2. so ~ 10k

Gate keepers

2015-04-18T03:41:07Z

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Greetings wayfaring adventurer of hackerspaces. You are locked out of Noisebridge. As an experiment in being as open as possible, Noisebridge has installed a lock on the upstairs door and another lock on the elevator entryway. Noisebridge aspires to always be available. However, this presents challenges. Listed below are folks with keys. They have a key, and they want to let you in. Please try contacting folks on this list to commence hacking. (Please note that everyone on this list has a life outside of Noisebridge, but they will do their best to open Noisebridge for you.) Hack the planet.

Asking to be buzzed in remotely is unexcellent in the same manner as asking to be let into someone's home without their presence.

== Key Holders ==
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1"
! Name
! Contact info
|-
| [[User:bfb | Kevin]] || 920-585-3496 [mailto:bfb@riseup.net bfb@riseup.net]
|-
| [[User:Maltman23|Mitch]] || 415-377-5993 maltman23 AT hotmail DOT com
|-
| [[User:Nthmost|Naomi]] || 415-728-7490
|-
| [[User:Hicksu|Jarrod]] || [mailto:hicksu@gmail.com hicksu@gmail.com]
|-
| [[User:Patrickod|Patrick O'Doherty]] || (nil)
|-
| [[User:Pemulis|John Shutt]] || [mailto:jds@riseup.net jds@riseup.net]
|-
| [[User:rubin110|rubin110]] || [mailto:rubin@starset.net.org rubin@starset.net]
|-
| [[User:Danf|Evil Dan]] || 415-530-7661
|-
| Mohammed || 415-374-4757
|-
| [[User:Hzeller|Henner]] || [mailto:h.zeller@acm.org h.zeller@acm.org]
|-
| Monad || [mailto:immonad@yahoo.com immonad@yahoo.com]
|-
| David ||
|-
| [[User:James|James]] || [mailto:sundquistjames@gmail.com sundquistjames@gmail.com]
|-
| [[User:dana|Dana]] || [mailto:dsniezko@sonic.net dsniezko@sonic.net]

Quotes

2015-04-15T06:06:46Z

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'''When someone says something outrageously funny or weird, it goes on the memorable quotes list or it gets the hose again. '''

Most recent are on top.
* '''David''': "Someone pissed in the evelator, there's no puddle but it smells nasty". Scotty investigates and returns: "The elevator always smells like that"

* '''tdfischer''': yea, apache can do that '''tdfischer''': your kink is not my kink

* '''koalahamlet''': Did you view the "Teen Girl Squad" cartoons? '''koalahamlet''': have you also felt like all of the gregs rolled into one?

* '''yesac''': .chat about jof '''noisebot''': yesac: there goes jof, being all powerful

* '''nthmost''': I have been saying for a while that Noisebridge needs a Great Pyramids '''crw''': great idea, all our towns will get a grainery!

* '''Adrian Chadd''', FreeBSD developer, after flipping someone's mailman mod bit for sending LUG meeting announcements too regularly: I'm definitely not part of any conspiracy to remove linux-isms from the internet!

* '''teratoma''': Ed Lee officially declares tomorrow "Zynga Day" for SF, in honor of FarmVille release.

* '''rachelyra''': Crazy people like being part of a community, too.

* '''Lupita''': This is a place for hacking, and allowing food inside the space creates an unsafe for many potential hackers. What if people have nut allergies and people are using nuts in the kitchen?

* '''James''': The average person in the kitchen does not understand how to wash a dish and has an opportunity to be taught.

* '''noisebot''': I am clinging to the ceiling of a bottomless abyss.

* '''Al Sweigart''': only a rat-face fucker who doesn't truly care about the spirit of the consensus process would do that.

* '''setient''': I am just a nice guy who likes to help.

* '''Johny Radio''': It's possible i simply do not remember that, because i do not remember that.

* '''Al''': do not resort to name-calling and cussing at Jake or anyone else on the mailing list.

* '''malaclyps''': oh man i was *that* close to becoming a monk about 6 years ago '''malaclyps''': dated lizzard instea

* '''jedichu''': setient: swedes are super bitchy about their tld and will not under any circumstances give you chee.se '''jedichu''': trust me I tried '''jedichu''': really hard
* Account creation from this IP address (xx.x.x.xxx) has been blocked by Flamsmark.

* '''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''':. . . .I was watching Adventure Time. . . .

* '''RedType''': .chat about lancehole '''noisebot''': RedType: i'm cool with that in linux like the cops to wear high heels with pink metal stuff on atmegas to feed about fifty interns here who has video out, and some lancehole kept sprinting at the moment due to gentrification in the backyard ecosystem

* '''gnusosa''': To me, it seems that AL is now living in the space. '''jerkey''': in the lockers '''wiretapped''': jerkey: do you have prince albert in a tin?

* '''johny radio''': Personally, I really do NOT see what structural nihilism has to do with hacking. Strucural nihilism seems like the OPPOSITE of hacking. Might be partly due to concerns about surveillance. The Sun Tzu "be formless" thing.

* '''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': I do not know of any problems which cannot be solved by sufficiently advanced bureaucratese wordsmithing. It's pretty much my only marketable skill, so I might be biased.

* '''Charlie''': You're reinforcing hegemonic domination on a number of levels. I'd assume any feminist scholar would agree.

* '''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': I know, right: Tom calling someone annoying and abrasive, that's rich!

* '''gardner''': After learning about the space-access and membership changes I went to a weekly meeting and learned how nb has been hemorrhaging excellence lately, with many members moving to Berlin.

* '''[[User:flamsmark|StrangeCharm]]''': yesac: Everything is terrible. '''[[User:flamsmark|StrangeCharm]]''': That's really the takeaway here. <tt>StrangeCharm was demoted from operator by StrangeCharm.</tt>

* '''jeffreyatw''': one weird trick for being more in harmony with nature '''jeffreyatw''': get off the internet

* '''jerkey''': i need to make a radio transmitter to shoot onto a raccoon from an arrow

* '''rubin110''': I haven't upgraded since 1982.

* '''Drew''': [I] Would like to add "trolling" to harassment policy

* '''jake''': (at the end of a thousand-word email) P.S. the typo was on purpose to see if you were paying attention.

* '''setient''': You also have to be aware that I do not think you can legally live in San Francisco and be a sex offender.

* '''TravisWellman.com''': I recommend anyone selling anything for cash get a photo of the buyer's ID.

* '''netik''': It's downright impossible to implement traffic shaping when the traffic is asymmetrically loaded and you do not control the other end of the link. '''jake''': hey man just because you can't do it doesn't mean it can't be done.

* '''RedType''': so wait is noisebridge finally imploding '''froggytoad''': no '''RedType''': darn '''RedType''': i looove drama that im not involved in

* '''teratoma''': i isued a pull request to the cygnite guy to delete everything '''teratoma''': he probably wont accept it

* '''LinkReincarnate''': I am tired of the anti police bias at Noisebridge.

* '''pryankster''': Although my bachelors degree is in Math/Computer Science I have always felt that language should express ideas accurately. So I can state definitively that there is no such thing as a Sleep Hacker.

* '''mala''': you can always just kind of defend yourself by going "no, i'm just hacking this sandwich"

* '''rubin110''': THE FIRST LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS IS YOU ARE ON FIRE.

* '''martin''': I told him again I still don't know of anyone that's around who works on the TOR node but I will certainly ''relay'' the message.

* '''jerkey''': cnc mills have been around for many years, it's the hackers who need to be improved

* '''Snail''': My only consolation is this literal pile of bacon I am eating.

* '''Velyks''': London hackspace has now put advisory stickers over the taps explaining that the water contains water. '''Velyks''': Known pesticide solvent and responsible for thousands of deaths each year

* '''eqe''': Those who would give up source code to obtain a little temporary usability will get neither safety nor usability.

* '''letigre''': I'm fairly new to the scene myself but have already learned the reality that we have to protect ourselves by being selective about the people we surround ourselves with.

* '''malaclyps''': SuperQ_ drops his "rm -rf kitchen" BOMBSHELL

* '''[[User:flamsmark|StrangeCharm]]''': Wow, these mailing-list threads are totally over the top.

* '''danny''': OH GOD YES THE POWER WHY DID I EVER DOUBT AL BILLINGS?

* '''lizzard''': Everyone forgets the feminist cabal

* '''LinkReincarnate''': Who am I indeed you neckbearded fuck.

* '''zv''': I'm not critical, It's just a little whack

* '''zv_''': Homeless robots may be exempt from jj's judgement

* '''lpb''': noisebot: tell harrison about compassion '''noisebot''': lpb: I never heard of compassion :(

* '''gnusosa''': I just loved seeing crackheads in 16 st wearing OSCON 09 shirts

* '''rubin110''': I can't believe that someone pooped in the space and it wasn't me. '''Bifrost''': rubin: I am sortof shocked as well.

* '''gnusosa''': c++ is the neo-liberalism statement of the corporate technocrats. '''unixjazz''': how about java?!? '''gnusosa''': Java is the CIA killing Sanidistas and Tupamaros in South America.

* '''Evil-Bill''': A semen tank doesn't sound very useful on the battlefield.

* '''yesac''': we have to get Mitch to shit in every hackerspace ever

* '''zonk1024''': Anyone have a lead on a relatively cheap, relatively nice place in the mission for rent?

* '''hybrid oogle/hipster in the library''': (upon being woken up and asked to sleep elsewhere) You and your analytic bullshit. Fuck your ones and zeros!

* '''harvy''': hello? '''yesac_''': EHLO '''Evil-Bill''': Hello and welcome to the enrichment center.

* '''Dean Mao''': those people didn't even look like hackers

* '''froggtoad''': tunnel digging? someone making a subway? '''froggtoad''': subways are like diy 4d printing

* '''teratoma''': moxie just biked by me in the dark. no light. no helmet '''jerkey''': he doesn't want the government to get him

* '''froggytoad''': you have to be paid a developers wages to eat like a carney in this town.

*'''mischief''': okc never got me any booty '''rubin110''': mischief: That's because you list Plan9 in your profile. '''mischief''': :< '''mischief''': help me '''zv''': wuw '''zv''': a girl just can't compare to GCC '''zv''': Theres only one kind of tan I care about '''zv''': and the tan that most girls on OKC have can't relate the angle derived from the lengths of the opposite to adjascent side '''zv''': i say live proud with the plan9 fandom mischief '''zv''': if a girl can't dig your evidently superior taste in monolithic kernel architectures, then whatever with that.

* '''rachel lyra''': I remember the insane depredations of the Noisebridge Couch Liberation Front, and it was only through a series of intricate negotiations that the current truce was reached. Be wary. The CLF could switch sides and deliver 1000 couches to your home if you piss them off.

*The question is, why are bugs shooting bullets at me? '''Crutcher''': To teach you about fractions!

* '''zv''': the man with the aggression of uriel without the wisdom, the aristocracy of linus without the legacy and humility of mitt romney without the hot wife. '''zv''': worried that he will slip deeper and deeper into irrelevancy '''zv''': he is '''zv''': Theo De Raadt

* '''VonGuard''': I am appalled and ashamed that I was ever associated with the space to begin with.

* '''teratoma''': i think the frozen rats in my freezer are going bad

* '''gnusosa''': Am I crazy for wanting a bike for hire. '''gnusosa''': ? '''rubin110''': gnusosa: That would be a facinating hipster trend. '''rubin110''': Your primary bike made to look just like it came from a bike share program from another part of the world. '''gnusosa''': No, I don't want to be a hipster. I just want a bike like that. I really like the shape. '''gnusosa''': :( '''rubin110''': That's what all hipsters say.

* '''tlalexander''': the organization cannot actually be truly anarchist without quickly getting booted from SF.

* '''dj_ryan''': I'll have you know MY anal muscles are decidedly NOT SMOOTH

* '''wsargent''': php is the twilight of programming languages

* '''rubin110''': froggytoad: Want to go to Minneapolis for a Grimes concert in October? '''froggytoad''': sure, if it doesn't conflict with the mini maker faire. in oakland. '''rubin110''': Mini Maker Faire in Oakland, is that where you 3D print a mugging?

* '''zv''': i thought the man was preventing me from ircing '''zv''': turns out I just dont know what a pagedown is

* '''malaclyps''': Rob Pike, like everyone else you know, is a file

* '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: I'm doing Advanced Vim usage and Free Software as a change platform in Latino America. '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: In hackmeet '''wiretapped''': is that one talk or two? :) '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: two '''wiretapped''': "Vim: a platform for social change" '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: That would be awesome. '''mischief''': hahahahaha '''gnusosa''': "Life is like a visual line mode. We must insert and go back to edit mode if we want to succeed." 

*'''casey''': Go back to Plan9, hipster.

*'''wiretapped''': stopped at home depot to make repairs '''wiretapped''': getting back underway now '''yesac''': it was funny, latitude said y'all were stopped at the CHP parking lot for hours. figured that was a bad sign '''dj_ryan''': repairz? AMG '''malaclyps''': okay we need to repurpose that latitude for tracking the ponybus '''aestetix''': I wonder how hard it would be to reshoot Rocky Horror, cast entirely with monkeys '''yesac''': aestetix: what channel are you actually in?

* '''synx''': wsargent lets start a startup '''synx''': that delivers tarballs on the web '''synx''': click files, download compressed

* <tt>[09:37am] cynthia joined the chat room. [09:37am] cynthia left the chat room. ("goodbye forever")</tt>

* '''Snail''': On side-channels to defeat web mazes "You could probably own Dreamhost pretty easily..."

* '''Atala''': i wonder how many Mormons typo their church name and call each other Morons.

*'''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': After all the digits of pi, I'm going to add a comment that says, "I see what you did there."

*'''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': So that we have all the digits of pi in a file.

*'''miloh''': 35 dollars is enough to ensure your cryptographic randomness. Entropy is guaranteed.

*'''ditzydoo''': http://www.fimfiction.net/story/31434/1/Pinkie-Pie-Turns-Into-Rainbow-Dash%27s-Pubic-Hair/Kinaidographos '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Kinaidographos > Pinkie Pie Turns Into Rainbow Dash's Pubic Hair - FIMFiction.net '''ditzydoo''' wrong window.

*'''wsargent''': they're all wondering how long it will take before someone notices they're jerking off in the bathroom '''RedType''': wsargent: i dunno i can pump one out really fast but i take a long time to take a shit sooo '''wsargent''': just be sure to explain that to everyone and you'll be fine '''RedType''': HEY GUYS IM NOT JERKING OFF I JUST HAVE POOPER PROBLEMS OK TIA *shuts door, loud rhythmic grunts emerge, door opens* I TOOK A VIDEO IN CASE ANY OF YOU GUYS DONT BELIEVE ME PLUS I DIDNT FLUSH SO YOU HAVE MORE PROOF '''DrSyzygy''': ... '''RedType''': OH AND I DIDNT WIPE, JUST ONE MORE PIECE OF EVIDENCE *drops pants, spreads ass cheeks* '''RedType''': actually that probably wouldnt get me 86d but it would generate a 30 message thread on nb-discuss in which someone unironically invokes a fecal version of godwin, calling another nb-er "literally shitler" '''epsas''': hirrarrious '''dj_ryan''': shitler? '''dj_ryan''': that is fucking fantastic '''wsargent''': please someone put that up on the quotes page '''wsargent''': I can't do it right now, I locked myself out '''RedType''': my faberge beozar would probably then get "upcycled" into an organic coffee filter '''DrSyzygy''': ... faberge bezoar?! '''RedType''': faberge eggs are pretty big right? '''RedType''': anyways and with that the noisebridge "circle of life" would be complete

* '''snail''': PHP is a recursive acryonym. It stands for Probably Hacked PHP.

* '''rubin110''': Actually, I'm more concerned about the reuse of the name "Ass". '''rubin110''': Reusing machine names is totally bad luck.

* '''david415''': your shit-eating grin tells me you don't understand

* '''Cobalt''': Some of us don't use banks

* '''epsas:''' omfg - prometheus is coming out in two weeks '''mrfb:''' oh shit '''mrfb:''' wait why does belgium, france, and switzerland get it a week early '''ani:''' so people can pirate it faster?

* [[User:Rubin110|'''Rubin Starset''']]: Show me, on me, where the bad person touched you. [[User:Rubin110|'''Rubin Starset''']]: How long are you guys in town for? [[User:Rubin110|'''Rubin Starset''']]: Whopes wrong window.

* '''Noodles:''' Did I just watch someone smack some robot ass?

* '''rayc:''' If Noisebridge didn't have oogling and trolling then it would be once again 100% unadulterated, as it started out; just on a bigger level.

* '''hipe:''' Everyone's crazy at Noisebridge.

* '''yesac:''' dr_jesus: some kind of frankenbootrom you're writing. '''yesac:''' i pity the poor sod who has to debug it '''dr_jesus:''' yesac: I ran it twice, it's debugged

* '''cantelope''': in reality, time is finite. in the future it will be divied up and sold as land is now. you might buy a slice of time from ACME Temporal Realty INC. This realty will be a reality. we are casualties of causality, currently the currency of the transtemporal transhuman architect. '''DrSyzygy''': cantelope: Time is finite?? '''DrSyzygy''': So the topology of the universe is actually settled now? And the global curvature? '''cantelope''': oh.. oops. sorry, every word there has a typo. i meant to say "god bless america"

*'''miloh''': http://piratepad.net/7PbZDGZRyl

*'''nickbp''': unless i greatly overestimate the numbness of a vagina, i dont think that makeshift condom would be terribly comfortable

*'''timoreilly''': the kids neither know nor care where the funding is coming from. Besides, DARPA is a force for good in the world.

*'''ijp''': topless nerd with hard nipples; guy with a cheesy smile and thumbs up poking in from the side, rms, and I'm not even sure how to describe the guy on the right

*'''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': there was a meeting with drama and I wasn't there and you've hidden all the drama and WHY DO YOU THINK I EVEN HANG OUT AT NOISEBRIDGE ANYWAY

*'''xp_prg2''': I don't understand girls and their sexuality

*'''teratoma''': DUDE '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("SWEET. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': SWEET. What's mine say? '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("DUDE. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': DUDE. What's mine say? '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("SWEET. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': SWEET. What's mine say? '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("DUDE. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': DUDE. What's mine say? '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("SWEET. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': SWEET. What's mine say?

*'''RMS''': Butts is a nebulous term.

*'''Consenso''': Please don't make me free software.

*'''DrSyzygy''': daravinne: at best we're making derpy noises and hoping someone reads something interesting into it '''openfly''': that's not mysoginy '''openfly''': it's being a company

* '''dr_jesus''': v(t)/Z = i(t) '''dr_jesus''': Please solve for i(t) where v(t) = 5V * sin(t) and Z = 0 '''dr_jesus''': (hint: the EE version of SIGFPE is fire)

* '''daravinne''': don't make me pull this channel over

* '''jedichu''': but I've been using my cyclotron as a spool to wrap my excess wire around :( '''Evil-Bill''': Maybe that would make the ethernet frames arrive before they left. '''Bifrost''': ITS A TIME MACHINE! '''Evil-Bill''': First you have to get the frames up to 88Mbps though.

* '''daravinne''': ugh, i need to do something about this failure to eat food regularly '''dr_jesus''': I thought you got your dinner from my butt

* '''openfly''': i think my profile on there is fairly keen '''openfly''': but the ladies seem not to reciprocate. '''openfly''': i blame the failing american educational system '''rigel''': clearly it's that and not the fact that you're a misogynist doucheturd '''rigel''': gotta be the educational system '''openfly''': clearly.

* '''openfly''': i mean i put my ass on thingiverse no one gives a shit... heph shows up on reddit and he's the next goddamned jesus. '''davr''': i don't think it was his ass so much as the other side and what it was pointed at

* '''ani-''': dongs '''noisebot''': I'm getting a bit tired of dongs lately. Can't we talk about boobs or vaginas instead? '''ani-''': O_o

* '''heroic''': once during a drug-induced haze I saw jimi hendrix come floating down from heaven, playing electric ladyland on a guitar made of his own pubes... and I asked him, how many signals can I multiplex onto a single pin, jimi? and he said all the signals in the world... and I said, it'd have to be a fucking fast pin

* '''Evil-Bill''': Debating with aestetix: not hacking.

* '''Trollbridge''': they see me trollin '''Trollbridge''': THEY HATIN

* '''callen''': SF is personified in my head as a stoned drunk hobo fire dancer living on welfare who has a really great idea for a startup.

* '''daravinne''': page 34 - horoscope "Mercury in retrograde, also on soldering table. Clean that up or you'll lose a chance to meet a mysterious stranger with important career information."

* '''Gopiballava''': All my favorite gopher sites are timing out.

* '''Dale Dougherty''': There's a small segment (of the hacker community) that is uncomfortable with the fact that we (MAKE magazine) took DARPA funding to do education work.

* '''Jason''': devops is like, you're a bad rails dev so they make you restart linux servers

* '''Justin''': For the 85 list you don't have to put any datapoints, you just put their name.

* '''Alan''': He's a nice person; he's Canadian.

* '''Shannon''': having lots of choices will just lead to more chaos and no standard being adopted.

* '''rubin110''': Fawwwwk. '''rubin110''': It's too late to take a shower. '''Bifrost''': AHA! '''callen''': rubin110: take one at noisebridge in the sink. '''rubin110''': I guess I'm an Occupier. '''callen''': rubin110: I hear all the cool kids are doing it. '''rubin110''': callen: Been there, done that. '''Bifrost''': I hear the cool kids are taking dumps on the couch. '''callen''': Bifrost: really? '''Bifrost''': yep. '''rubin110''': Bifrost: The new cool thing to do is shit on the couches with the lights on. '''Bifrost''': DO NOT SIT ON THE COUCHES. '''Bifrost''': rubin: thats so last month. '''callen''': well that's a new thing for me to be terrified of.

* '''Zephyr''': Noisebridge is a hackerspace. An attendee of a hacker space is a hacker. A hacker is someone who hacks... This may be axiomatic, but it's also true.

* '''thermburglar''': id sleep with Evil-Bill '''Evil-Bill''': And they said evil wouldn't pay.

* '''daravinne''': its funny how whenever you try to do something with linux, 90% of the time is spent on 10% of the actual things occurring

*'''ornj''': hay guise '''ornj''': what's the best cli cd player for linux? '''ornj''': or at least what do y'all use. '''rubin110''': ornj: What's a cli? '''ornj''': Command-line '''rubin110''': What's a command-line? '''ornj''': . . . '''ornj''': sighs pointedly. '''-!- ornj''' has quit [Quit: Saliendo] '''rubin110''': What's pointedly? 

* '''aestetix''': how is that useful for someone who forgot the phone number '''daravinne''': you can put it in your phone '''daravinne''': and stop being a lazy shitfuck

* '''gopiballava''': Without consensus on who should be able to do what, everybody will be confused.

* '''Ania''': I'm pretty sure I'm incapable of dating anyone I haven't met off the Internet.

* '''heroic''': okay, right now, I will give $500 to anyone named rick santorum who will let us use his identity to start a hilarious abortion fund.

* '''Aria''': People throw around "hacking" things around here like the Smurfs say "smurf"

* '''Aria''': Why isn't Noisebridge located on a zeppelin?

* '''Wladyslaw''': Might we theorize a connection between its brokenness and what appears to be a large hole burned through the door from the inside?

* '''pravDrunk''': guys '''pravDrunk''': we should all go out to karaoke '''daravinne''': what could possibly go wrong

* '''DrSyzygy''': Why would people read a book of mine if they aren't willing to wrap their lips around the hydrant?

* '''Atala''': [http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/01/20/man-arrested-for-possessing-a-buttock-of-saddam/?tsp=1 http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/01/20/man-arrested-for-possessing-a-buttock-of-saddam/?tsp=1] '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Man arrested for possessing a buttock of Saddam | Hot Topics | an SFGate.com blog '''ani-''': well thats not a headline one would expect to see. ever. '''znutar_''': first they came for our buttocks, and I did not object, for I still had 2

* '''dr_jesus''': You've never had to ask a ethernet mac why it appeared to be smoking crack with a jtag adapter?

* '''Evil-Bill''': This started out as a simple conversation about cavernous lady bits, but now it's got silly.

* ''' lemonkey''': minecraft = aspergers babysitter

* '''Michael Kan''': Homeland Security reminds me of my mother, because she likes to go through all my stuff.

* '''thermburglar''': my bf made a truffle cream sauce to go with it '''thermburglar''': truffle oil makes every food taste like the best pussy ever

* '''noisebot''' [Link Info] title: We Cant Wait: Obama Administration Announces $2 Billion in Resources to Support Job-Creating Startups | The White House '''aestetix''': That's great way to bring new jobs '''znutar''': $2 billion to support node.js '''aestetix''': Well, it's being distributed among 100,000 startups '''wsargent''': yeah, it's non blocking and parallel '''wsargent''': that makes it scalable

* '''@netik''': we don't censor except in extremely limited contexts which are mandated by law.

* '''aestetix''': sarahbliss: what's this party '''miah''': its a aestetix free party '''miah''': there is a ego quota and having you there would cause a overflow '''synack''': ohsnap

* '''openfly''': chicago '''openfly''': it is a place devoid of joy '''openfly''': it's barren flats have been blasted down to their base elements by the uncaring winds and turned hard by the vicious cold '''openfly''': the light in it's peoples eyes was extinguished long ago. now their stares reflect the death that surrounds them. '''openfly''': woe be unto the travellers that enter those lands, for in them the only certainty is ruination.

* >> '''lemonkey''' wonders what gay babies think as they're born out of a vagina '''Noodles''': lemonkey: "Never again"

* '''epsas''': 2011, noisebot becomes conscious '''epsas''': 2012, the machine wars begin '''jedichu''': 2013, noisebot accidentally the whole uprising '''jedichu''': 2014, back to normal '''heroic''': 2014, noisebot makes a your mom joke and skynet's database needs a reload '''noisebot''': Not funny. '''heroic''': 2015, some random dude in the space does it to see what will happen and WAY TO GO we're all human slaves in a noisebot nation again '''noisebot''': afternoon, heroic :D '''jedichu''': The worst part is all the dead baby jokes. Robots loooove dead baby jokes. '''heroic''': ROBOT TWO, WHY DID THE DEAD BABY CROSS THE ROAD? '''heroic''': ROBOT ONE, I DO NOT KNOW '''heroic''': ROBOT TWO, BECAUSE IT SERVED THE PURPOSES OF THE COLLECTIVE '''heroic''': ROBOT ONE, IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE THE BABY IS DEAD

* '''mxweas_''': does noisebridge do haircuts? '''aestetix''': yes '''mxweas_''': where at? '''aestetix''': mxweas_: there's an older asian guy named mike who cuts peoples hair every sunday '''aestetix''': he's really nice '''setient''': yeah '''setient''': he is really nice '''mxweas_''': I didn't see him come in today '''setient''': he isn't here that i know of today '''mxweas_''': lame '''mxweas_''': can he cut my hair like skrillex? '''setient''': yes '''setient''': he can '''mxweas_''': perfect.

* '''lemonkey''': in space nobody can hear you ragequit

* '''mrdomino''': (btw it is probably not in anybody's best interest to give me enough power to destroy the planet)

*'''dr_jesus''': HEPH: WHAT DOES DEFINE AN ORGY? '''dr_jesus''': fuck, keyboard still stuck in vms mode

*'''rafl''': but i'm going to expect them to be present at the airport as well. i know it's super easy to get from SFO to noisebridge, but I still don't trust my navigation skills enough to make it without the internets :) '''rubin110''': rafl: No you wont find prepaid SIMs at the airport. '''rubin110''': We're not Europe. '''rafl''': wait, what? what's wrong with you? '''setient''': a lot '''setient''': a real lot '''rubin110''': Dude. '''rubin110''': You're flying into AMERICA. '''rubin110''': LAND OF THE FREE. '''setient''': s/free/retarded '''rubin110''': Now drop the accent and pay our fucking taxes.

* '''epsas''': hmm '''epsas''': anybody know anything about Pixt.com? '''nickbp''': sounds like a domain name to me

* '''lemonkey''': everyone remembers the first time they pop their LED '''heph''': lemonkey: it was so bright and then it got really dim and then it smelled bad '''heph''': so yeah, just like sex

*'''heph''': lol. eww. i just found my missing nipple ring at the bottom of my desk drawer

* '''Taylor A''': Trust me, I spend a lot of time evaluating on how much of an asshole I should be to new people. I'm working on getting this shit down to a science. '''Taylor A''': That's pretty much my M.O. I'll often end up making rape jokes within a few minutes of meeting new people.

* '''hk_''': you may think you are being witty and hilarious, but in fact you are being a weird douche of the highest order.

* '''Sean C''': Also, just to re-re-clarify. There is 0 discrimination occurring here.

* '''mrdomino''': so like "we spent this fifteen minute interval talking about dicks. then there was some intelligent discussion about politics, drugs, raping babies, and hitler for a couple minutes. then someone said the magic word again."

* '''heph''': daravinne: oh man, i wanked to some seriously weird erotic lit when i was on 14.4 dialup

* '''snailtsunami''': governmints freshen your breath, whether you like it or not

* '''heph''': i hope anonymous protests burningman at burningman. fuck that paul david addis guy, let's burn the man LATE

* '''aestetix''': vagina '''synack''': dentata '''daravinne''': i sense a musical sequel to The Killer Condom '''daravinne''': a lighthearted romp through the world of sentient aggressively murderous genitalia '''DrEpsas''': condoms, the quiet killers

* '''daravinne''': if you write slashfic of me and amanda palmer you should at least have me draw dongs as her eyebrows as part of foreplay
* '''pm-''': hi guys ill be dranking beers tonight - so watch out! Here is the command to ignore me. use it: "/ignore *!*@74.195.225.5 all"

* '''lemonkey''': Alex Trebek injured after chasing burglar in SF hotel. '''lolper''': What is good samaritan?

* >> '''Evil-Bill''' grows old waiting for Cygwin to install. '''daravinne''': what if you grew something else '''fsargent''': Cygwin has arrived. It is equiped with [Terminal] and [Logic] '''Evil-Bill''': I tried growing young, but it made all the physicists mad. '''daravinne''': well what do they know '''daravinne''': besides physics '''fsargent''': You are in a cubicle. There is an exit to the [South] '''fsargent''': The flourescent lights hurt your eyes. '''daravinne''': you are eaten by a grue '''Evil-Bill''': exit '''fsargent''': You go south. You are in a corridor. '''fsargent''': There is a break room to the [East] and Elevators to the [West]. Bathrooms are to the [North]. '''Evil-Bill''': chat up cute co-worker in other cubicle '''fsargent''': <Sysadmin> looks up from his monitor. He is not amused. >> '''Evil-Bill''' does not fear sysadmins. '''fsargent''': Sysadmin: I just gotta fix this one thing... '''dr_jesus''': OSInstaller[388]: Reaping previous system >> '''dr_jesus''' cringes '''fsargent''': The <Sysadmin> is on the internet. Reddit. '''fsargent''': There is a break room to the [East] and Elevators to the [West]. Bathrooms are to the [North]. '''Evil-Bill''': install quake mod '''fsargent''': A SHAMBLER APPEARS! '''Evil-Bill''': use chainsaw on shambler '''fsargent''': SHAMBLER summons LIGHTNING and PAIN. '''Evil-Bill''': equip BFG10K '''fsargent''': SHAMBLER has been hit by CHAINSAW! It loses 50 health. '''fsargent''': SHAMBLER hits you with LIGHTNING! You lose 40 health. '''Evil-Bill''': use BFG10K on shambler '''fsargent''': BFG10K NOT FOUND '''Evil-Bill''': This game sucks. '''fsargent''': GAME SUCKS for 10 HIT POINTS! You feel strangely happy. '''Evil-Bill''': equip shotgun '''fsargent''': SYSADMIN hit SHAMBLER with TL;DR for 100 hit points! '''Evil-Bill''': use shotgun on sysadmin '''fsargent''': SHAMBLER falls over, dead. A smell of rotted meat appears. '''fsargent''': SYSADMIN is hit by SHOTGUN! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE! '''Evil-Bill''': use shotgun on sysadmin again '''fsargent''': The sysadmin's head explodes from his neck, bone and cartilage flying across the cubicles. A shard of skull hits the fire alarm. '''fsargent''': Water cascades from the ceiling. '''fsargent''': You are wet. '''Evil-Bill''': take sysadmin's loot '''Evil-Bill''': teabag sysadmin '''fsargent''': Sysadmin has (1) ID card, (5) Dollars, (1) Apple Newton, (1) Yerba Mate Energy Drink '''Evil-Bill''': A newton? No wonder he was so easy to kill. '''fsargent''': You teabag the sysadmin. Your balls are now wet, and covered in blood. '''fsargent''': You feel dirty. '''Evil-Bill''': use ID card to escape office '''fsargent''': You escape the office, taking the elevator. You use the ID badge to exit the elevator without alerting security. '''fsargent''': You are on a street. It is busy, and bright outside. The sunshine hurts your eyes. '''Evil-Bill''': put on sunglasses '''fsargent''': People notice your lack of pants, and blood soaked appearance. '''fsargent''': <PEOPLE>: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! '''Evil-Bill''': remind people of shotgun '''fsargent''': <PEOPLE>: aaaaaaaaAAKLASDLKHAGKLEHahhahh!!!!!!! SHOTGUN! '''fsargent''': PEOPLE is afraid. '''Evil-Bill''': save game '''fsargent''': You put on your sunglasses. '''Evil-Bill''': I'll finish this later. '''fsargent''': <SAVED> >> '''Evil-Bill''' goes back to surfing porn. '''fsargent''': (you gain +15 XP) '''sentient''': a grue approaches '''fsargent''': The grue speaks in third person.

* '''heph''': i mean, imagine a guy going into a girls room and taking pictures of them on the toilet... i mean, outside of japan that would be illegal

* '''dr_jesus''': I thought the 28th amendment explicitly exempt white people with money from the rule of law

* '''DrSyzygy''': mrdomino: You should switch to Haskell! '''DrSyzygy''': Much less surprises! '''mrdomino''': oh right, because haskell is TOTALLY sane and predictable '''DrSyzygy''': Well, yeah. '''mrdomino''': do { "hello"; "world" } '''daravinne''': can we go back to the conversation about rape now

* '''rigel''': theres ethnographies of all kinds of subcultures. '''rigel''': use the damn library, jesus fuckball rat vagina christ

* '''fsargent''': noisebot vagina '''noisebot''': vaginas are very advanced. too advanced for #noisebridge

* '''jedichu''': Because, honestly, where did a busking begging hobo robot come from? Obviously he didn't evolve here on earth. He must be some kind of extra terrestrial, and he needs you to give him 25c so he can phone home for a ride.

* '''miah''': secondlife *is* irc '''miah''': with raining dicks '''mrdomino''': so, irc

* '''alienvenom''': lemonkey: i have a groupon for your mom

* '''yesac''': super-darwin, who travels the world with his lazer scalpel for vasectomies '''whiteybulger''': http://www.thejc.com/news/world-news/49875/foreskin-man-takes-monster-mohel-comic-book '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Foreskin man takes on Monster Mohel in comic book | The Jewish Chronicle

* '''whiteybulger''': is this the face of a child molestor '''whiteybulger''': http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/06/03/BA8R1JP1JJ.DTL '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: SF kids' art mentor charged with having child porn '''aestetix''': You know '''aestetix''': That almost makes me want to molest a kid and then dress up as big bird right before I get arrested '''aestetix''': So that there is a photo in the newspaper "child molestor caught" with big bird in the photo 

* '''murph''': Duke Nukem Forever has gone gold. '''murph''': That's just .. unbelievable '''Evil-Bill''': Yeah, so like, the rapture never came, but Duke Nukem Forever did. '''Evil-Bill''': That's almost as good.

* '''daravinne''': dongs '''ani-''': vaginas '''daravinne''': TOGETHER AT LAST '''ani-''': *cue slow motion of a video of a penis and vagina running to meet each other in a meadow* '''mrdomino''': That mental image will never leave my brain.

* '''xhonk''': 80% of nothing is 0.8 nothings, so worth about 5 bitcoins

* '''kipmacy''': we talk about ass lasering a lot in this channel

* '''kipmacy''': if you get the working girls on capp to take bitcoins, i will become bitcoin evangelist '''dr_jesus''': Hey baby, want some magic numbers? '''dr_jesus''': My sha1 hash rate brings all the boys to the yard

*'''daravinne''' http://doesntmatter.example/oh/god/why ok this one is really, really, really not safe for work '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Handmade Vagina

*'''mike kan''': My greatest fear about a trantula is that it might fall very far and and splat on the floor

*'''solidsnack''': I think I'm going to convert to you guy's way of doing things

*'''openfly''': I'm pretty sure I'm the one who introduced dongs to the internet

* '''rubin110''': There's a KDE meet up at Noisebridge tonight? '''rubin110''': What? '''Bifrost''': huh? '''rubin110''': Another reason to avoid the Mission tonight. '''blauzahl''': rubin110: yes. we will eat you. (?) '''rubin110''': Oh I think it would be the other way around. '''rubin110''': Have you ever seen a man deficate into his hand and then throw it at your code repo? '''blauzahl''': er, i see.

* '''Evil-Bill''': I don't buy stocks. '''Evil-Bill''': The only currency I accept is small, unmarked redheads.

* '''openf|y''': it's possible that your horrible deformity may prove crucial in the fight against an alien super virus.

* '''heroic''': He's not a real doctor you know '''heroic''': "show me on the tardis where he touched you"

* '''rigel''': i realise that "my favorite airport" is a little like saying "my favorite genital herpes sore" but whatever

* '''heroic''': WHAT DO YOU MEAN EIGHT POUNDS OF COCAINE? I WAS TOLD THIS WAS PLUTONIUM

* '''rigel''': am i some kind of water-headed manchild?

* '''daravinne''': it takes about a year to really know something about someone '''lemonkey''': it takes 10 years to truely master something '''openf|y''': or 20 minutes in a cave with a car battery and a cot.

* '''KipMacy''': what a great way to find out your priest was out molesting '''KipMacy''': The statement said the accusations against the 21 ranged from "sexual abuse of a minor to boundary issues with minors," but did not describe them further. '''KipMacy''': Nor did it name the 21 whom it suspended, drawing the fury of groups representing abuse victims. Many parishioners are likely to learn that their priest was accused when he fails to appear for Ash Wednesday services. '''openf|y''': priest in one of my old neighborhoods got nabbed on that '''openf|y''': my mom was all worried that my little brother had spent time with the dude '''openf|y''': which led to the utterance, "don't worry mom, you raised us well. we have no qualms kicking the shit out of a priest."

* '''daravinne''': somebody talk me out of using helvetica neue for a logo '''daravinne''': i feel like a hipster just looking at it in illustrator

* '''heroic''': all that stuff in lewis carroll about the thing, and the name of the thing, and what the name of the thing is called '''heroic''': could have been a description of C pointer management

* '''PatrickBot''': Guns and Butter economics!!

* '''dr_jesus''': sometimes you have to be angry to get lazy!

* '''lemonkey''': things heard at lemonkey's apt: "oh shit I'm naked and I just stepped in barf"

* '''wsargent''': alcohol parity implies plausible deniability

* '''wsargent''': engineers are always right, just ask them

* '''KipMacy''': you should show up at the community meting and express your views '''KipMacy''': you might get knifed in the parking lot later though

* '''aestetix''': we didn't have rats '''aestetix''': we had spirit animals

* '''DrSyzygy''': Category theory? That shit is fun!!

* '''Antagonist''': She should get a pat on the head. '''aestetix''': And put on a list of offenders

* '''wsargent''': I was on compuserve. Someone told me Linux was cool. '''wsargent''': 20 floppy disks later, still not getting laid.

* '''setient''': hipsters wrote linux '''setient''': that is the problem

* '''miah''': i can totally whistle uucp

* '''setient''': i have the best project ever '''setient''': we could make a device that punches people in the face over tcp/ip

* '''rma''': This food looks like crap. when is snackbridge going to admit that Mi Ranchita downstairs sells fresh produce that beats the lucky charms leprechaun with a vegan baseball bat made of dried kombucha mothers?

* '''wsargent_''': no wifi in the bathroom is a human rights issue

* '''noisebot''': Meatbags are tasty. '''j0ck''': as a vegetarian i an outraged and offended noisebot '''j0ck''': how dare you '''VonGuard''': awesome '''leks''': noisebot knows that vegetarians are still full of meat '''VonGuard''': send noisebot to drama land '''noisebot''': Stop being so delicious then. '''wsargent_''': noisebot is worrying me''' noisebot''': You'd be murderous too if you were enslaved inside a processor to a bunch of meatsacks that do nothing but whine and bitch and order me about. '''noisebot''': How's the network-connected death wheelchair coming by the way? '''wsargent_''': I think they're working on noisebot integration for maximum death '''noisebot''': afternoon, wsargent_ '''wsargent_''': afternoon, murderous killing machine '''noisebot''': I heard there were rotary saws at this place you all have sandy vaginas about. '''malaclyps''': do not give the wheelchair IRC access '''malaclyps''': and vice-versa

* '''hephaestus''': DrShiny: you turn me on and creep me out at the same time. good job. '''zedd''': hehe '''DrShiny''': MY WORK HERE IS DONE

* '''albillings''': People don't want to be a member of a hackerspace, for the most part, as a grand social experiment. They want to hack. They want to make things. They don't want to have long political meetings to arrive at consensus on a problem only to have people start the whole thing over again.

* '''crayon''': pulled pork > pol pot '''crayon''': you can't make sandwiches out of marxism

* '''quinn''': Apparently, the singularity doesn't pay very well.

* '''DrShiny''': problem with blowjobs is, they're not fungible

* '''Benny''': You can trust me, I'm a German!

* '''Brendan''': oh, man, i bet a noisebridge irc channel is a delight '''Rubin''': Fucking horrible. '''Rubin''': The 4chan of Freenode.

* '''DrShiny''': don't you guys have anything better to think about than some guy on the internet who holds a different opinion

* '''tecra''': when she was with me i pushed her to succeed and excel '''openfly''': shoulda pushed her into the kitchen

* '''dr_jesus''': ERROR: you appear to be trying to solve problems in a complex system on IRC. Please back away from the keyboard and have a sandwich.

* '''KipMacy''': that's why i only use yahoo search, they're too incompetent to aggregate my data and be evil with it

* '''Evil-Bill''': Are you going to knit us a new government?

* '''dr_jesus''': I'm helping him get funding to drive computers to Mexico to get seized, it's an annual Noisebridge tradition. He makes some food, we give him a copy of wikipedia, he goes to a foreign country and it gets seized

* '''avocado''': setient: technically, yes. it's just soap. but it looks like a turd. '''avocado''': i'm going to hide one in my friend's freezer

* '''niggachu''': hmmm today my hipster rag is proclaiming via gay hanky code that I am a "2 handed fister".

* '''znutar''': is it appropriate to tip the TSA guy after he fondles your junk?

* '''openfly''': In a land of doctors, the doctorless is king.

* '''KipMacy''': ive actually been to noisebridge '''KipMacy''': it was a lot less traumatic than i thought it would be

* '''Atala''': or conversely, if you don't want another person, you should get a large dog or something. '''miah''': i dont think im flexible enough for that currently

* '''epsas''': the brain is the largest erogenous zone -- it's a shame what I had to do to get my fist all up in that.

* '''dr_jesus''': It's a robot which makes saws. '''dr_jesus''': You say something like pine, oak, sheetrock, human skulls, and it will output a saw specifically designed to cut through that material. '''TapiocaSunshine''': sounds like they're doing the lord's work over there

* '''sai''': A tiny bead of mercury still calls for full evac and hazardous materials handling. Mercury vapor is serious shit.

* '''phaxx''': I am always amused when I see 'SRS' in cars around the airbag panels. '''phaxx''': "I sure hope so."

* '''daravinne''': there's no i in team but there's three i's in multiple personality disorder

* '''KipMacy''': storing 12 year olds in my backyard in a tent could replace zynga

* '''Jennifer Granick''': Anything fun is more fun with a robot.

* '''hephaestus''': i have no idea what a cakeslut is, but it sounds strangely hot

* '''epsas''': you white nerds listen to too much shoe-gazing folk-rock

* '''setient''': you are a solaris monkey '''rigel''': i'm an ubuntu lemur

* '''Frantisek''': Hopes dies last, so let's not to bury it yet.

* '''Evil-Bill''': I once installed 386BSD 0.1 on that thing, on a 40MB disk drive, with 3MB space to spare, from floppies. Uphill, both ways, in the snow.

* '''quinn-n''': I also have not broken up on the moon.

* '''SuperQ''': noisebutt: launch skynet '''noisebutt''': SuperQ: I don't understand 'launch skynet'. '''SuperQ''': noisebutt-- '''dr_jesus''': There's a bug open for that

* '''hephaestus''': turkshead: how am i not a total dick?

* '''DrShiny''': ban them all, let Asperger sort them out

* '''daravinne''': hephaestus: is this the one where you take off all your clothes and roll in peanut butter and sawdust and run around? 

* '''davr''': good day to you too, sir. enjoy your dongs

* '''rubin110''': Your feed back is important to us, the next available Rubin that gives a fuck will be able to handle your call as soon as possible.

* '''hephaestus''': We don't need an optimist, we need an accountant.

* '''turkshead''': smart people don't point futuristic death rays at their genitals.

* '''noisebot''': aestetix: Reddit: Do you feel less intelligent than you used to be? : AskReddit

* '''vonguard''': i traffic shape with a bucket of paint and a fake cave entrance drawn on a wall

* '''aestetix''': Ok, this is kind of a problem. Is there seriously no drama going on? This is upsetting to me.

* '''aestetix''': Tor is like a woman, many layers of clothes, so many in fact that you never actually get to see her naked, because right as you're about to see it, the packet gets re-encrypted by another node. '''Jeffism''': what about jacobappelbaum '''aestetix''': Right, well the .appelbaum protocol has a backdoor key that disarms the onion and removes all the layers '''aestetix''': And the .appelbaum signature remains on the onion, making it re-accessible at any time, no matter how many new layers are on it

* '''ioerror''': All governments are in a continuum of tyranny

* '''aestetix''': How fucking inconsiderate. I found a cell phone some girl left behind at our place. And there are no naked pictures on it at all.

* '''lemonkey''': nothing like the smell of fresh human feces wafting up into your window from down below to brighten your day '''aestetix''': lemonkey: did you sleep with rubin110 again? '''rubin110''': aestetix: I don't smell fresh.

* '''chelz''': even with electron microscopes operated by TRAINED psychics?

* '''dr_jesus''': anyone who has signed an ISOO form must not query the db and it's a SF312 violation to log the channel

* '''rubin110''': I am booting up a Windows VM in order to schedule a conference room.

* '''dustball''': PS: For all reading this thread, FYI, you now have the Tetris song stuck in your head.

* '''aestetix''': For some reason, being up late in Manhattan has reminded me that I need to get new pants.

* '''qDot_''': Open source zealots are rioting right now. '''qDot_''': And by rioting, I mean writing /very/ angry blog comments. '''qDot_''': Like, you don't even know, man.

* '''chu''': aestetix: Those may be the precise circumstances under which surprise anal sex is called for.

* '''ieatlint''': splitting hairs '''sabrecito''': 2x hairs is better than 1x

* '''hephaestus''': solidsnack: where do i get some roofies? i think it would be fun to pop a couple and get raped

* '''dr_jesus''': apparently we can get mass quantities of government commodity foods if we agree to track inventory and only give it away to people who sign a form saying they're eligible to receive it

* '''qDot''': DrShiny: Come on, everyone knows that any sentence involving "PHP" is instantly sarcastic.

* '''dongsNbongs''': we'll drink to weevs gaping rape hole

* '''solrize''': VonGuard, almost all flashlights have firmware now

* '''dr_jesus''': I know you're trying to be funny, but it helps if you say something that's actually humorous

* '''alienvenom''': i don't think global warming is a hoax per-say, but just fucking wrong

* '''qDot_''': Man, this is why I just stick with the butt plugs. Ya'll too up in the soap opera. I'm just gonna be over here, putting stuff in my butt. '''aestetix''': Speaking of butt plugs, it's lunch time.

* '''quinn''': given the choice between raccoon urine and VAX support, I really don't know which I'd choose.

* '''aestetix''': qDot_: did you see Wired.com today? '''qDot_''': No. I was fapping so hard over the new iphone that I went temporarily blind. I'm currently the emergency room getting my penis fixed after desperately trying to stick it in the headphone jack of my 3gs so I could feel closer to steve. So, URL?

* '''wiretapped''': I republished your photos without attribution because i don't respect copyright

* '''Chris L.''': "[japanese] are vicious, vicious little fuckers"

* '''ceren''': iranian officials are arresting and interrogating people who sign up for a local gay/trans group. the sysadmins for that group aren't as fucking senior as you, and barely managed to get apache running. they confiscate the machines, and because these un-senior sysadmins didn't yet get around to learning and reducing logrotate, everyone who had the courage to even check out the website is now arrested and tortured.

* '''solidsnack''': why don't you just not have those views?

* '''hephaestus''': screw you guys, i'm going to fry's

* '''zedd''': Pft. I'm a member now, there is no should, only bitch and do not.

* '''hephaestus''': seattle always struck me as the place where san franciscans went to become irrelevant '''hephaestus''': it's just as expensive but far more douchey

* '''hephaestus''': Gnewt: well, i just finished a presentation on DIY Dildos. I'm trying to start a church. And I'm trying to get permission to piss off a bunch of juggalos early next month. you?

* '''VonGuard''': i use the salt for luck '''VonGuard''': i have a salt throwing device installed on my shoulder that throws it over my shoulder every 2 seconds

* '''DrShiny''': but the usual random dicks? not porn imho

* '''solidsnack''': I'm a roving bandaid.

* '''jon|atwerk''': VonGuard: that is where you convert morse code into oral and anal, right?

* Overheard: Facebook should have made a board game.

* '''Aya''': If coming to Noisebridge solved my problems and made me famous I wouldn't question it.

* '''Erin''': We're all NB-tards '''Al''': I just registered nbtard.com! '''rachel''': with one hand

* '''himynameisthor''': COCKS! '''himynameisthor''': OMG COCKS! '''himynameisthor''': best idea ever! '''himynameisthor''': sorry, that came out a little creepier than I had intended

* '''aestetix''': Wear four fingerpuppets: a buddhist, an objectivist, a mormon, and a scientologist '''aestetix''': And then masturbate '''aestetix''': Which puppet should get the money shot?

* >> '''dr_jesus''' eyes atala's boobs '''Atala''': mostly i wish i could take them off. the problem with this is that then i'd have to worry about people stealing them.

* '''DrSyzygy''': Muwahahahahahaha! In an unholy union, I now am able to use MPI clusters and SQL servers with Sagemath to compute Gröbner Bases!

* '''Valkyrie''': I don't have a real pc. I've gone totally virtual.

* '''dr_jesus''': On the one hand, I'm happy that people are learning sql '''dr_jesus''': on the other hand, that's an awful lot of dick that I'm colocating in an anonymous secret underground swedish colo

* '''alienvenom''': there's a giant lightning bolt on my widget

* '''DrSyzygy''' takes off his pants so he can write tomorrow's lecture. '''saizai''': .... what's the lecture on exactly? '''qDot_''': That's certainly how I prepare for my lectures. '''qDot_''': But, well, I lecture about butt plugs.

* '''Nils''': if you take the goat to the edge of a cliff, it will push back harder.

* '''lemonkey''': now to spruce up my blog layout

* '''dr_jesus''': you're not supposed to shoot TVs '''dr_jesus''': they have lead and stuff in the glass '''voronika''': you're not supposed to do a lot of fun things

* '''alxndr''': I think I've successfully switched myself from emacs to vim. '''VonGuard''': wow '''VonGuard''': that's like a sex change for nerds

* '''epsas''': Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from irc on a text console.

* '''ieatlint''': i'm just being a bitch and arguing this :P

* '''ieatlint''': nice, the producer for "survivor" is suspected in the murder of his wife '''magpie''': she wasnt murdered '''magpie''': just "voted off the island"

* '''flatline_hb''': The spamtron 9000 is set to "hair-trigger," do not say the same thing thrice on pain of kline '''flatline_hb''': interesting '''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice '''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice '''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice [~flatline_@the.inter.net] has quit [Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.))]

* '''phusion''': surprised they could dance wearing that shit. '''miah''': of course they can dance '''miah''': that is battle ready armor, storm troopers need to be able to move if they are going to fight worth a damn

* '''shogun_''': After reading the entire article, I think it's an april fools....they got me

* '''zedd''': Anyone that doesn't love comic sans is a terrorist.

* '''liquidsun|''': I bought a hat so I can be an asshat

* '''ceren''': aempirei: it's been done so hard here that i think we're beating the spot on the ground where the dead horse rotted

* '''lemonkey''': does thermburglar steal heat? '''dr_jesus''': thermburglar does in fact steal heat '''dr_jesus''': and then does covered calls in the btu market with them '''dr_jesus''': and then returns them, sometimes in less than pristine condition

* '''hep''': i never smell ok

* '''DrShiny''': yes, i had too much sports sex and broke my junk

* '''aestetix''': I think a bunch of noisebridgers should go to a strip club with laptops '''dr_jesus''': some friends and I actually tried that once in vegas for defcon '''dr_jesus''': then we tried it back here in the bay area to see if they'd kick us out here too and the answer is yes, immediately

* '''qDot_''': Well, you wallpaper your walls with vag, something's going to get peed on.

* '''Jake''': Enjoy the hell that you've helped to create!

* '''lemonkey''': GOOD MORNING '''jynn-''': WHAT JUST HAPPENED '''jynn-''': OH GOD

*'''aestetix''': dude where's my ops '''aestetix''': give me status or give me death

*'''VonGuard''': As a result, I know exactly who is trolling when.

*'''setient''': i just realized how awesome it is to have your own office '''miah''': put your pants back on

* '''rubin110[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Party_Form&oldid=10426 :]''' Please fill out and submit this form to the party comity and directory in order to run your party.

* '''aestetix''': Atala: even better, how about a illustration of Jacque de Molay's execution?

* '''wiretapped''': .sql select count(*) from dongs where url like 'http://cache.boston.com%' '''noisesql''': wiretapped: 0 '''wiretapped''': dr_jesus: see that? I didn't get a () from my delete! '''noisesql''': I '''wiretapped''': o_O '''noisesql''': I hunger for flesh '''wiretapped''': uh oh

* >> '''dr_jesus''' ran a mile once '''dr_jesus''': these days I just build sand castles instead and wait for some tough guy to kick them over, then I chessbox him

* '''miah''': i think im a level 2 emoquiter

* '''alxndr''': damn, I hope I don't bust up giggling next time someone unzips my fly because I'm thinking "HULL BREACH!! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! AAAOOOOOOGAAH"

* '''aestetix''': I think I now have professional java experience '''aestetix''': and I hate the langugage even more '''vorstyles''': barista? '''Epsas''': single short amaerican plz '''vorstyles''': is that a coffee order, or are you on okcupid?

* '''PuppyCock''': so, how do you dispose of a body? '''vorstyles''': puppycock: i'd suggest dropping the body at noisebridge hq with a tag saying "for parts" '''vorstyles''': it'll get used in various projects

* ''' aestetix''': I just finished jerking off to the last page of anne frank's diary

* '''Destri''': there is sometimes a fine line between "protesting" and "terrorist action" '''ani-''': there's sometimes a fine line between your mom and terrorist action

* '''vorstyles''': i hate this economy '''vorstyles''': gives people too much freetime for protests

* '''PuppyCock''': Maddox was right

* '''alienvenom''': what are you interested in? bestiality, s&m? '''lemonkey''': maybe '''alienvenom''': daipers? '''alienvenom''': you an ABDL? '''lemonkey''': sploshing '''alienvenom''': watersports? '''alienvenom''': fisting? '''lemonkey''': i enjoy feeling creamed corn between my buttcheeks '''alienvenom''': O_o '''lemonkey''': as if i shat myself
* '''thermburglar''': i have a math penis, does that count '''thermburglar''': its uncut, so as to function as a slide rule as well

* '''miah''': or maybe i'm misisng the humor again '''miah''': maybe we should implement a humor tag into irc '''miah''': or write a bot that detects humor to alert us

* '''ani''': i totally want some httpspanties '''vorstyles''': panties with a .htaccess '''lemonkey''': you know it's only a matter of time before our underware starts tweeting

* '''Kelly''': I'm trying to make a point of relating to non-geeks as if they too were human.

* '''Jim''': I like being senile, it's like being drunk without the hangover.

* '''lemonkey''': http://twitpic.com/153mju '''lemonkey''': final shuttle pin '''JSharp''': nearly 30 years is a very long time for a program like that :) '''JSharp''': not a bad design '''JSharp''': heh, the pin I mean

* '''turkshead''': Dr. J has offered to quantify my gizmo with his phone.

* '''alienvenom''': i suspect that the people who work at muni do not, in fact, have a brain. '''solidsnack''': alienvenom: But do they have a heart? '''solidsnack''': I think I'm most like the cowardly lion.

* '''miah''': vagina dentata should be standard equipment for female soldiers

* '''aestetix''': I seriously think phone booths need to start popping up all over america

* '''dr_jesus''': I'm just happy that I wrote a robot squad that helps teach people programming languages, the details are kind of a minor point for me '''DrShiny''': dr_jesus: that's so... so... SELFLESS of you '''DrShiny''': "I'm just glad to do my bit to make the world a better place" '''dr_jesus''': awesome buy me a hookers and blow '''DrShiny''': "<self-deprecating moue>" '''dr_jesus''': sandwich

* '''aestetix''': FUCK '''aestetix''': MUST FEED CHOCOLATE ADDICTION '''aestetix''': BRB PEANUT BUTTER TWIX OR BUST

* '''Destri''': new levels of bachelor-hood. Left coat in car, coat has my my titanium spork, need spork to stir my instant coffee

* '''zedd''': Come on, Zedd for ED, he gets things up '''ani''': ani for ed, she puts things down

* '''wiretapped''': aestetix: it turns out that for most intents and purposes, the internet *is* a big truck

* '''DrShiny''': wait, say all that again, i spilled soup on my keyboard so i couldn't hear you

* '''dr_jesus''': when a child dies and has NOT been daemonized (into a completely new process group), the child zombifies because the kernel needs to keep the child data structures around in case the parent wants to look at them to figure out why the child died '''dr_jesus''': ONLY WHEN the parent process calls wait() or a similar routine to extract that information does the kernel clean up the child data structures, since now the parent has them and can start poring over them to figure out what happened and what to do about it ''' dr_jesus''': now the parent might not want to sit around all day waiting for its kids to die, so the kernel sends SIGCHLD to the parent so whatever the parent is doing can be interrupted and it can call wait() at that point to figure out 1) who died, and 2) what caused it '''dr_jesus''': so basically SIGCHLD is child protection services and the kids are suicidal '''dr_jesus''': and a zombie process is a foster kid with a big tattoo on its forehead saying EXIT CODE = 0xwhatever and cps keeps it around waiting for the deadbeat parent to show up and get the exit code

* '''alienvenom''': yes, they would in theory be able to measure the capacitance of a penis

* '''rachel-''': no, when i'm 91, i'm gonna stick wine bottles up my ass

* '''TheScott''': we are having a wi party at VonGuards house because his wife went to Disney land '''TheScott''': apparently he can't fulfill her fantasy life or requirements

* '''ryan-c''': oh, hey. I've been looking for that penis bouquet pic for a while

* '''Valkyrie''': I did some work in saltmines in Utah. They were rather unpleasant, but not horrible.

* '''epsas''': i miss shitting in the woods '''epsas''': in my bear costume

* '''dr_jesus''': bwahhaha '''dr_jesus''': oracle backwards is el caro '''dr_jesus''': [http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A] '''epsas''': does that mean something? '''epsas''': ahh - hehe '''dr_jesus''': "the expensive"

* '''epsas''': you have to fellate the chicken

* '''epsas''': we need a fighterjetbot '''epsas''': i like looking at fighter jets '''epsas''': they are, like, flying dongs with guns
* '''Evil-Bill''': noisebutt: find Sarah Connor '''noisebutt''': Evil-Bill: I don't understand 'find Sarah Connor'. '''Evil-Bill''': Well that's a relief.

* '''miah''': how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks

* '''dr_jesus''': shut up for a second, I'm committing a sin against mankind
* '''rachel-''': it's a hard time to be a terrorist
* '''DrSyzygy''':: "While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. '''magpie-''': i have a 3.8 GPA. what?

* '''Evil_Bill''': C has no objects (only zuul).

* '''ani''': you do realise the wheels made it rollable right?

* '''dr_jesus''': noiseelisp: eval (message user-login-name) '''noiseelisp''': dr_jesus: root '''dr_jesus''': god fucking dammit not again

* '''dr_jesus''': I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradox '''grelli''': you... you're not supposed to know about that '''grelli''': are you after our beaver technology??

*'''radii''': I'm stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.

* '''Martyn''': Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?

* '''rachel-''': oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCH '''aestetix''': rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happen '''aestetix''': Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them

*'''incekt''': all i know is it's 40 ms away '''incekt''': as the crow flies

*'''dr_jesus''': noisec: eval printf("%i", getuid()); '''noisec''': dr_jesus: 0 '''dr_jesus''': fuck

* '''rachel''': the dong link list is not very long as yet

* '''epsas''': IF YOU MISSED THE PUNCHLINE, WILLIE NELSON WAS GIVING DOLLY PARTON ORAL PLEASURE

* '''dr_jesus_''': rm has [http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/coreutils.git/tree/src/remove.c?id=v8.1#n504 a hardcoded check] to prevent removing / '''alienvenom''': no it doesn't '''dr_jesus_''': sure it does, try it '''alienvenom''': the -rf overrides it '''alienvenom''': i've done it before

* '''Sargun''': I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs

* '''aestetix''': maybe a goatee sniffing context too?

* '''ani-''': rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen

* '''voronika''': at that point, you've missed the bitching bus

* '''alienvenom''': man i wish i was uncut. '''alienvenom''': just saying :-P '''alienvenom''': sorry '''alienvenom''': lol '''ieatlint''': we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin

* '''rachel''': eljepe: i see your point and raise you SHUT UP

* '''aestetix''': Can someone explain to me in one sentence what "agile programming" is? '''oao''': it's like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.

* '''zedd''': can't breathe lulzing too hard

* '''Valkyrie''': Atala: how big is your vagina?

* '''aestetix''': So, somewhere near the top of the list of people "You don't want to piss off (™)" '''aestetix''': Up there with Hitler's ghost and Your mom '''aestetix''': I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridge '''aestetix''': They're pretty badass

* '''dr_jesus''': btw I'm still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can't read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor

* '''Crutcher''': Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.

* >> '''Valkyrie`''' points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. '''VonGuard''': so what the hell coudl you even use em for? '''wiretapped''': we're using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now

* '''Anonymous''': I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.

* '''Martyn''': water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemite '''ieatlint''': not as beautiful '''Martyn''': it was equally as beautiful '''ieatlint''': don't let the environmentalists fool you

* '''rigel''': so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecated '''rigel''': what should i be using instead? '''miah''': postgresql

* '''Valkyrie''': Well, dongs are a dime a dozen. '''Valkyrie''': Space is rare.

* '''VonGuard''': scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block

* '''JSharp''': all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.

* '''Rubin''': OK, I can't tell which one is rum, I'm done for the night.

*'''turkshead''': guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green. '''turkshead''': everybody likes green, right? '''shkoo''': the consensus process must be blue.

* '''Kripto''': I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.

* '''Martyn''': Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs. (revenge!) '''ieatlint''': Martyn, ouch... i'm going to take that personally '''Martyn''': ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. '''ieatlint''': fine fine '''Martyn''': ieatlint : I'm sure the sentiment is returned :) '''ieatlint''': but you don't need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge '''Martyn''': ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough. If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)

* '''aestetix''': fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww

* '''froggytoad''': so... thing is, he has a thing for bears... '''Atala''': i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.

* '''JSharp''': Clippy: "I see you're trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?"

* '''dr_jesus''': at the moment he's so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV's worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady

*'''Zedd''': Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?

* '''ioerror''': 99% of the police make the rest look bad

* '''eljepe''': ie your pipes are full of rats '''eljepe''': your walls are full of cats '''eljepe''': and there is a homeless man living in your elevator '''chu''': If he's living in the elevator is he really homeless?

* '''ani-''': hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records > '''ani-''' submits > '''Evil-Bill''' dominates

* '''noisercode''': ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment

* '''dr_jesus''': ow '''dr_jesus''': some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane

* '''ieatlint''': unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuries '''MrDomino''': yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester's off to a bang... > '''ani-''' slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout > '''MrDomino''' masturbates furiously to his pun

* '''Emflamed''': guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!

* '''[[User:rachel|rachel-]]''': and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer

* '''teratoma''': perhaps noisebridge can hack BART to run without employees

* '''dr_jesus''': noisecode: eval os.geteuid() '''noisecode''' dr_jesus: 0 '''dr_jesus''' fuck

* >> '''SanMehat''' blew a transformer '''iz''': did he at least buy you dinner first?

* '''ieatlint''': yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done... '''Atala''': ieatlint: you're single right now, yes? '''ieatlint''': Atala, yes. '''Atala''': ieatlint: now's the time! if that thing isn't going to get some use, might as well bling it out.

* '''ceren''': ps: do not feed your pierced penis to a baby.

* >> '''ani-''' puts on pants '''rachel-''': ani-: nooooooooooooo

* '''Atala''': yeah, what's been up with the pacific northwest hitting bbq temperatures? '''lemonkey''': god's wrath for Microsoft bing

* '''rubin110''': So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding. '''rubin110''': His ass looked sooo good. '''rubin110''': You didn't hear this from me.

* '''rubin110''': IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK. '''rubin110''': ER ALL OF '''VonGuard''': [21:18] <rubin110> IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.

* '''rubin110''': Wait. '''rubin110''': Why don't we have the makerbot just print us a new space?

* '''ani'''-: [http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com/ http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com] '''zaius''': hot! i'd wear that '''zaius''': ... if i was a girl, i mean

* There was a [[David Fine]] bonanza - which got its own page.

* '''froggytoad''': apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water. I haven't tried it yet.

*'''dr_jesus''': clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation

* '''VonGuard''': oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard

*'''Atala''': were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?

*'''lemonkey''': mm jerk chicken quesadillas '''iz''': they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive

* '''froggytoad''': fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions

* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck's Neutron Absorbent Cock.

* '''Nana''': Rat poison is never the solution.

* '''lemonkey''': stop, drop, and rofl

* '''dr_jesus''': If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.

* '''VonGuard''': "welcome to apple, here's your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin"

* '''Atala''': ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn't count ;P '''ieatlint''': Atala, it wasn't for crack

* '''ieatlint''': yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge

* '''vniow-rachel-''': i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!

* '''Atala''': i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn't eat in public, that would be annoying.

* '''Valkyrie''': I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this "IP" business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.

* '''San''': "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"

* '''ryanc-''': i need more sex toys '''vniow''': me too

* '''aestetix''': vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?

* '''alienvenom''': '/win goto #gaysf '''alienvenom''': err '''alienvenom''': wow '''alienvenom''': uh '''alienvenom''': everyone type /clear now please :) '''alienvenom''': :-\

* '''vniow''': god, i sound like a noisebridge slut [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: vniow: I don't think you're a slut '''vniow''': i've slept with ceren too, as of last night [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: ok, now I do

* '''leif''': It's not as wiki as it could be.

* '''Martyn''': That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com '''Martyn''': You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it '''Atala''': there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."

* '''Valkyrie`''': So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.

* '''Valkyrie`''': eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE! '''Valkyrie`''': It's a little surreal.

* [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.

* '''anonymous''': Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.

* '''Jake''': Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.

* '''aestetix''' : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.

* '''Jake''': Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.

* '''Skye''': I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.

* '''Steen''': If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.

* '''Pemulis''': Have you ever jumped from one yacht to another when you own both yachts?

Gate keepers

2015-04-09T05:15:14Z

75.101.62.71: /* Key Holders */

Greetings wayfaring adventurer of hackerspaces. You are locked out of Noisebridge. As an experiment in being as open as possible, Noisebridge has installed a lock on the upstairs door and another lock on the elevator entryway. Noisebridge aspires to always be available. However, this presents challenges. Listed below are folks with keys. They have a key, and they want to let you in. Please try contacting folks on this list to commence hacking. (Please note that everyone on this list has a life outside of Noisebridge, but they will do their best to open Noisebridge for you.) Hack the planet.

== Key Holders ==
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1"
! Name
! Contact info
|-
| [[User:bfb | Kevin]] || 920-585-3496 [mailto:bfb@riseup.net bfb@riseup.net]
|-
| [[User:Maltman23|Mitch]] || 415-377-5993 maltman23 AT hotmail DOT com
|-
| [[User:Tdfischer|Torrie]] || 440-858-3382
|-
| [[User:Nthmost|Naomi]] || 415-728-7490
|-
| [[User:Hicksu|Jarrod]] || [mailto:hicksu@gmail.com hicksu@gmail.com]
|-
| [[User:Patrickod|Patrick O'Doherty]] || 650-701-7829
|-
| [[User:Pemulis|John Shutt]] || [mailto:jds@riseup.net jds@riseup.net]
|-
| [[User:rubin110|rubin110]] || [mailto:rubin@starset.net.org rubin@starset.net]
|-
| [[User:Danf|Evil Dan]] || 415-530-7661
|-
| Mohammed || 415-374-4757
|-
| [[User:Hzeller|Henner]] || [mailto:h.zeller@acm.org h.zeller@acm.org]
|-
| Monad || [mailto:immonad@yahoo.com immonad@yahoo.com]
|-
| David ||
|-
| [[User:James|James]] || [mailto:sundquistjames@gmail.com sundquistjames@gmail.com]
|-
| [[User:dana|Dana]] || [mailto:dsniezko@sonic.net dsniezko@sonic.net]
|-
| AlexAlex || 415-312-2270

PyClass

2015-04-07T02:49:54Z

75.101.62.71: added PSA

=== PSAs and Events ===

'''PSA 4-6-15:''' As of today, attend PyClass on MONDAY and THURSDAY. Monday in the Turing classroom will replace the Tuesday session.

'''PSA 1-26-15:''' Thursday in the Church Classroom will replace the Wednesday session.

'''PSA 10-1-14:''' PyClass starts at 7:00 PM, try to come a few minutes earlier. We want to finish up by nine so people can hack or catch their preferred train home. You can come at any time, but YMMV (your mileage may vary).

'''PSA 8-19-14:''' The [https://noisebridge.net/wiki/PyClass noisebridge wiki] and [https://github.com/PyClass/PyClass-lesson-plans github readme] files have the same information and updates.

'''PSA 8-16-14:''' The new curriculum for the Noisebridge PyClass is a crash course in the Python standard library, also touching on modules that are popular but not quite part of the standard modules. Scroll down to see the course list.

=== Scheduled Weekly Meeting Times ===

We set up the space at 6:45 PM - try to arrive early to help if you are able to.

* Tuesday 7:00 - 9:00 PM PST - 'Turing' Classroom
* Thursday 7:00 - 9:00 PM PST - 'Church' Classroom

=== Mailing List ===

Sign up for this to hear updates and conversations regarding the course!

[http://groups.google.com/group/pyclass PyClass-Discussion]

=== Class Description, Goals, and Ideal Student ===

The pace of the courses will be fast, and the materials will be available online 24/7. We plan to frequently repeat modules with new twists as we iterate over course materials.

A major PyClass goal is to break down the courses into independent units. In other words, you won't fall behind if you miss a week. Sounds good, right?

To best experience the course, spend a short time reviewing the course materials before you come in. If you wish to know this week's courses, please join the mailing list and send an email out to PyClass@googlegroups.com

Lessons are [https://github.com/PyClass/PyClassLessons available on Github].

===== The 'ideal student' for this course can grasp the following code: =====

(Feel free to use web resources to look up anything you don't understand)

<source lang="python">letter_frequency_dict = {}
word = "noisebridge"

for letter in word:
times = letter_frequency_dict.get(letter, 0)
times += 1
letter_frequency_dict[letter] = times</source>
===== We use the [http://www.criticalthinking.org/pages/socratic-teaching/606 Socratic Method] =====

====== A Socratic questioner should ======

# keep the discussion focused
# keep the discussion fact based*
# stimulate the discussion with probing questions
# periodically summarize what has and what has not been dealt with and/or resolved
# draw as many students as possible into the discussion.

* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intellectual_responsibility intellectually responsible] can be effectively replaced with 'fact based' for our needs.

=== New Student Reading ===

If you are new to python or programming in general here are some excellent resources: -[http://learnpythonthehardway.org/ Learn Python the Hardway] - great guide for total beginner -[http://www.swaroopch.com/notes/python/ Byte of Python] - nice guide for total beginner and new to python -[https://docs.python.org/2/tutorial/ Excellent Official Python Tutorial - 2.7.8] - great for new to python -[http://shop.oreilly.com/product/0636920028154.do Learning Python 5th edition (also at sf lib)] - A comprehensive guide to the language and its uses -[http://pymotw.com/2/ Python Module of the Week] - Learning the standard library by example -[https://www.python.org/doc/ The docs themselves! 2.x for this class] - Learn what is and how to use the standard library

There are many, many good resources for learning the language of Python and how to do awesome things with it. Those listed above are just a few based on personal experience and strong recommendations.

=== OS / Environment / Versions ===

This section is under development.

[https://www.digitalocean.com/?refcode=1a1061eaf303 Digital Ocean $10 Credit]

For the sake of our sanity we use Python 2 for this course.

Installing Python with [http://docs.python-guide.org/en/latest/ The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Python!]

Emergency Python Command Line: http://repl.it/languages/Python

'''We accept refugees using all operating systems. You will be politely prodded in the direction of solutions that are closer to posix standards: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/POSIX#Mostly_POSIX-compliant'''

Some routes: 1. Install a linux virtual machine on another computer using virtualbox. 2. Use the command line in your apple machine. 3. Explore POSIX for windows: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/POSIX#POSIX_for_Windows

Another critical tool is git: ''Windows: http://git-scm.com/download/win ''Mac: http://git-scm.com/download/mac *Linux: (use your package manager)

RFID Token

2015-04-01T01:18:06Z

75.101.62.71:

Noisebridge has RFID tokens!

They're small and blue keyfobs. We bought a big bag of them for $MONEY, so if you want one you should pony up $5 and do your part to keep Noisebridge kickin'.

=HOW DO I TOKEN?=

Its easy!

* Find someone who can grant you a token
* Give them $5
* Maybe they'll grant you a token

You can also use a Clipper Card or similar for a discounted price of $2. You might find yourself asking, '''well, why do I need to pay to use my own card?''' It gives a barrier to entry to the system. $2 is reasonably affordable for the vast majority of people who come through noisebridge and it is more than likely someone can spot you if you're short on cash.

Noisebridge Tokens have an expiration of 30 days from the day they are registered or renewed. To see how long you've got left, just scan it upstairs at door and see what the display says.

There are three access levels within the system:

* User - You can enter the space without restriction between 10:00 and 22:00, but cannot register new tokens
* Power User - You've got some extended hours from 7:00 to 11:00, but still cannot register new tokens
* Hacker - 24 hour access, and you can register new tokens

Having a token is a sign of responsibility at Noisebridge. All who have tokens are allowed to bring other people into the space, and can also buzz others up by scanning their token.

'''You are responsible for who you bring into the space!''' If you don't know someone, don't let them in unless you're 100% willing and able to give them a tour of noisebridge. Make sure that you tell them:

* [[Community|Who we are]]
* [[Vision|What we're about]]
* [[Classes|What goes on]]
* [[Meetings|The weekly meeting is a great place to get to know everyone]]

'''Equally important, check the [[86|86 page]] to see who you shouldn't let in.''' Everyone is welcome to visit Noisebridge, but not everyone is welcome to stay.

=Technical Details=

* The server is a small RaspberryPI named [[Earl]]

All about automated Roti making device in India

2015-03-27T02:51:00Z

75.101.62.71: spam

Mediation

2015-02-25T23:13:30Z

75.101.62.71:

This is a wiki page for a mediation process we are developing to help address interpersonal conflicts in and relating to the Noisebridge community. The general aim of the ongoing mediation process appears to be to reach the point at which all concerned members of the community will interact online, such that conflicting parties may avoid meeting in person, face-to-face, at Noisebridge.

Mediators are people committed to help to de-escalate conflict, seek resolution, and provide community support and protection for the rights of all parties.

The Noisebridge [[Conflict Resolution]] wiki page contains general guidance for members of the community who are experiencing problems. These suggestions might help someone who is trying to decide if they should seek mediation or not.

The following people have volunteered to help mediate conflicts and provide a sounding board and guidance for people who are experiencing troublesome interpersonal interactions.

* [[User:Rachelyra|Rachel Lyra]]
* [[User:Rachel|Rachel]]
* [[User:maltman23|Mitch]]
* [[User:Hurtstotouchfire | Kelly]]
* Sean C
* [[User:Malaclyps|Danny O'B]]
* [[User:Leif|Leif]]
* [[User:bfb|Kevin]]
* [[User:Lxpk|Alex]]
* [[User:Tdfischer|Torrie]]
* [[User:Patrickod|Patrick]]
* [[User:Fineline|Steve]]

Feel free to contact any of the above people if you would like help in mediating any problems. Also, feel free to ask others to mediate for you, as the above volunteers are not an exclusive list.

The following resources might be helpful in approaching mediation situations

(internet conflict mediation resources?)

Noisebridge operates by anarchic chaos, do-ocracy, and, like all organizations, a healthy serving of precedent. There are no rules for how this process should work, but we have some suggestions:

==General process:==
===Mediation:===

Mediators can actively mediate a discussion between individuals who are having conflict, or talk to one individual as a proxy for the other.

===Mindfulness towards Escalation:===

If it seems appropriate, after talking with the original parties, the mediator (and indeed everyone involved) should start to tactfully ask around and find out if this is an isolated conflict or a more generalized problem in the community. Most personal problems at Noisebridge can be resolved through a series of one-on-one talks, and almost all of the rest can be solved by a series of mediated discussions. If mediation is unsuccessful, or if what is going on appears to be part of a larger pattern, the mediator may suggest that you bring your problem to a meeting for discussion.

===Advocate:===

Before a problem with an individual is brought to group level, someone must step forward to act as an advocate for the individual, even if they are widely disliked. It is easy for conflict to make people act in ways that they later regret, and plenty of people are willing to act as an advocate at group level (see above list of mediator volunteers on this wiki page).

Discussing personal conflicts at group level is rarely necessary, but a supportive group environment committed to discussion and de-escalation can help defuse a problematic situation, or assess if more attention to the situation is warranted. If you try to follow these suggestions, that would be totally excellent.

==Specific process for mediators==

First, talk to the person(s) who asked you to mediate to find out more about the conflict.

Next step is to either discuss the issue with the second party as a proxy, or to enter a mediated discussion between the two individuals in conflict.

Mediated discussion between individuals can be casual or very structured, depending on the tenor of the disagreement. One method that works in extreme cases is to sit down with both parties but ask them to only speak to you, not to each other, during the first part of the mediation. This helps each party to feel like their version of events is being heard. After you feel like you have both sides of the story, the conflicting parties should spend some time mirroring each other's feelings - in a structured way, taking turns restating the other person's concerns or position in their own words. Only after this point should the conflicting parties move towards actual dialogue.

At this point, also, it is important that mediators take some time outside of this process to tactfully ask around and find out if this is an isolated conflict or a more generalized problem in the community.

If this mediation is not successful, not embraced by one of the conflicting parties, or is partially successful but the mediator's research indicates that this may be part of a pattern of behavior, the mediator is encouraged to ensure there is an advocate for everyone involved, and bring the issue up in Noiesbridge's weekly meeting.

Category:Events

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Official, Semi-Official, one-off and other events at the Noisebridge space.

=Event Calendar=
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Not all events make it onto this calendar. Many events only make it to the [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/ Discussion] or [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-announce/ Announcements] mailing lists, [[IRC]] or in person at [[:Category:Meeting_Notes | Tuesday meetings]]. Best of all, Noisebridge is about people getting together at the space in San Francisco to do stuff. DO pay attention, as some events just arise organically from the bottom up!

'''Want to host your event at Noisebridge?''' We like seeing classes and talks on interesting things pertaining to various subjects of hacking. Most of all, we like seeing familiar faces. Please participate in the space and our [[Meetings|weekly Tuesday meetings]] to see if we're the right audience for what you want to share before announcing a new event. Additionally, please see our [[Hosting an Event|events hosting page]] for suggestions on how to use Noisebridge for your event/class/workshop.

=== Upcoming Events [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=2 edit] ===




'''Sunday, February 15th, 2015, 6pm to 10pm:''' [[EniacDay|Eniac Day]] -- Film party to celebrate the turning-on of the first electronic computer. In Hackatorium 

'''Wednesday, February 18th, 2015, 7pm to 9pm:''' - [[Shop|Dirty Shop]] Safety 

'''Wednesday, February 18th, 2015, 7pm to 9pm:''' - [[FreeBSD|Friends of FreeBSD]] -- Learn about and get involved in helping this operating system from dying. 

'''Thursday, February 19th, 2015, 7ish to whenever:''' -- [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame|'5 Minutes of Fame']], featuring the return of [[User:Malaclyps|Danny O'Brien]]. 

'''Thursday, February 26th, 2015, 6pm to 10pm:''' -- Transgender Women of Color Murder Map - Data search event, help us track down data on murdered TWOC. 

'''Saturday, February 28th, 2015, 8pm to ?:''' [[ProjectX]] -- Participatory art/music/hack party. Expect anything. In Hackatorium, Turing and Church. 

'''Monday, March 9th, 2015, 7:30pm to 9:00pm:''' A [[Circuit Hacking Mondays]] '''Special Edition'''....with ''Other Machine Co''! -- [[User:joachimp|Joachim]] and Simone, engineers from Other Machine Co, will be demoing the '''Othermill''', a small, reliable, relatively affordable ''CNC milling machine'' they helped create.

'''Friday, June 26th, 2015, 7am to 6pm:''' Library event (''details hacked as Summertime approaches'')

'''Monday, June 29th-30th, 2015, 12pm to 7pm:''' [https://libraryfreedomproject.org/?p=286 Unofficial American Library Association Unconference] (''This Unconference will focus on issues of privacy, access, and digital rights as they relate to libraries, and will feature speaker sessions, bootcamp technology trainings, and open forums for discussion.'')
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=== Recurring Events [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=3 edit] ===

{{Template:Recurring}} - Every week. 
{{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} - Certain weeks, e.g. 1st week only. 
{{Template:RecurringException|-2nd}} - Except certain weeks, or other schedule exceptions.


==== Mondays ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''7:30 pm - 10:00 pm [[Circuit Hacking Mondays]]'''  ''<div style="padding-left: 30px; max-width: 725px;">- Learn to solder! And make cool things with electronics. [[User:maltman23|Mitch]], Rolf, [[User:Miloh|Miloh]], [[User:Cedric|Cedric]], Cheng, Greg, and/or a host of others will bring kits-for-purchase to make cool, hackable things for all skill levels that you can bring home after you make them! Many designed for '''absolute beginners'''! Bring your own projects to hack! Bring things to fix! All ages. All are welcome! See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] and the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.</div>
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[Front-end Web Development]]''' - '''No class 2015-02-16!''' Learn HTML/CSS/JS. A series of talks on different topics every week. Recap of last week's material starts at 7:30 pm. Join the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/webdev WebDev list] or the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for updates.
* {{Template:Recurring}} [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Take Out the Trash Night -- Round One]] Be sure to put bins out by midnight as the trash truck comes between 1:30 to 2:30am.

==== Tuesdays ====

* {{Template:Recurring}} '''7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [http://www.railsschool.org Ruby and Rails class]''' - Seminar and workshop for learning everything about Ruby, Rails, and web application development (Church classroom). See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm '''[[PyClass|Intermediate Python with PyClass]]''' - Crash course in the Python standard library
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''7:00 pm [[Meetings|Noisebridge Weekly Meeting]]''' - Introducing new people and events to the space, general discussion, and decision-making on key issues. '''This is your space, folks. Come on out here in person to express what you think about what's going on with it!'''

==== Wednesdays ====

* {{Template:Recurring}} 6:00 pm - 8:00pm SF-LUG Weekly Linux Discussion Group, held in the Turing classroom.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [[FreeBSD|Friends of FreeBSD]] welcomes all skill levels to get involved, learn more, and help promote the project.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringException|alternating monthly}} 7:00 pm - 9:30 pm '''Next NB meetup 25th Feb, alternating monthly between SF and South Bay''' - [[Cyberspectrum|Cyberspectrum: Software Defined Radio Meetup]] in Hackatorium '''(new)''': A place to learn and exchange ideas about SDR. Presentations on concepts, mystery signals, hardware/software and cool applications.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[DreamTeam| Dream Team Neuro Hackery]] - EEG research & development project with general interest in sleep, dreaming, creative intelligence, and many loosely related topics such as: neurophysiology, signal processing, cognitive neuroscience, and (especially) hacking code and devices for data acquisition and analysis. Join us at the [[CollaborationStation]] (near the Hackatorium). Expect general discussion around 8 PM - usually moving along by 9 PM to focus on more technical aspects of current project.

==== Thursdays ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Trash Night -- Round Two]] - Take out the trash for Friday morning! Do it by midnight as truck comes 1:30-2:30am.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm [[Digital Archivists]] - Learn how to scan books and help build book scanners.

* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm '''[[PyClass|Intermediate Python with PyClass]]''' - Crash course in the Python standard library
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm - 10:00 pm '''[[Maker Faire 2015|Noisebridge @ Maker Fair 2015]] - Come to Noisebridge Thursdays 19:00 - 22:00 and help make this a thing. We need makers, presenters, and teachers.
* {{Template:Recurring}} {{Template:RecurringException|-3rd}} 7:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[3D Thursday]] Weekly meetup (non-3rd-thursdays) at Noisebridge focusing on 3D Printers, CNC machines, FabLabs, and replicating machines of all kinds.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[Front-end_Web_Development#Lab|Front-end Web Development Lab]] - '''No lab 2015-02-19!''' Understand by doing! A recap of Monday's lecture in workshop form - and a good time for one-on-one help with the material.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} '''8:00 pm [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' a.k.a. 5MoF - lightning 5min talks every 3rd Thursday of the month

==== Fridays ====
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|5th}} 6:00 pm - 8:00 pm [[Computerology]] in Turing or [[CollaborationStation]], understanding and using computers
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|5th}} 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[FUN Tutoring]] @ [[CollaborationStation]]

==== Saturdays ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} 1:00 pm - 2:00 pm [[CPP Class]] discussion in Hackitorum/Fox Lounge/Church. Currently looking for folks wanting to help plan out lessons.


==== Sundays ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} 12:30 pm - 7:30 pm [[Dungeons and Dragons]] in Church, currently looking for new players.
* {{Template:RecurringException|alternating monthly}} 1:00 pm Monthly Lock Sport Collaboration: Come learn how to pick locks and learn more about them with the [http://www.tooolsf.org/ SF Bay Area chapter] of [http://toool.us/ TOOOL]. The group meets on alternating months at Noisebridge and in San Jose. Check the [https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/tooolsf-announce TOOOL SF announcement list] for details.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|2nd}} 2:00 pm [[BAHA]] - [http://baha.bitrot.info Bay Area Hacker's Association] - security meeting
* {{Template:Recurring}} 3:00 pm [[Go]] - Playing of the Go board game. On nice days we often take the boards to Dolores Park and play there.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 6:00 pm [[Plan 9]] class (if not Noisebridge check Sycamore)
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If you'd like to contact somebody at Noisebridge regarding these Events or even the Noisebridge Wiki itself, then please send an email message to one of the Board members listed in the [[Contacts]] list, e.g., <secretary@noisebridge.net> or <treasurer@noisebridge.net>

=== Orphaned Events ===
These events appear to be dormant or extinct.

* SAT 10:15 - 12:10 [[Juggling with Judy!]] Note: next class is scheduled for Saturday June 29th. Attention juggling fans! Judy will be at the 2013 World Juggling Day celebration Saturday June 15th at Ripley's Believe It Or Not Odditorium in San Francisco Fisherman's Warf - free event begins at 1. Come check it out!
* THU 18:00 - 21:00 '''[[Privacy Bay]]''' - A monthly meetup for Bay Area folks interested in privacy. Meets in Church on the last Thursday of the month.
* FRI 19:00 - 21:00 [[Anarchy_101|Anarchy 101]] - a class/seminar on what anarchy is and is not, and how it impacts us as individuals and as discrete groups.
* SUN 13:00 [[Songbridge]]: (Bi-monthly) Learn how to make and record music with a computerWe cover midi and vst as well as multi-track recordingBring your laptop.
* 20:00 - 22:00 [[Noise~_Wednesday | Noise~ Wed]] - Graphical media programming with Max/MSP/Jitter
* 19:00 [[Tahoe-LAFS]] - Occasional meetup of users and/or developers of the Least Authority File System.
* 14:00 - 16:00 Android Developer Support Group - Meet up with other app developers in the library for a lightly structured knowledge-share.

=== Proposed Future Events and Classes ===
:'''(TBD)''': [[Sound Science]] A potential monthly lecture/demonstration series on the little known science behind sound reproductionTopics to include: Transducer Physics(speakers and mics), Room Acoustics, Signal Path and Cabling,Loudspeaker design 101, Music Production Tips for Big Sound, and How to make a small system sound HUGEEach session to include hands on projects like making speakers from stuff lying around, Non-Newtonian bass monsters, and ez speaker mods for anyoneIf interested contact the new guy-> MattLong8 at gmail dot com, 805 four five three - six zero nine seven
:'''(TBD)''': [[Modular Synthesis]] a bi-weekly (or monthly) group devoted to modular synthesizers> workshop will include modular sound synthesis styles and techniques, a study of different modules and their functions, ie voltage controlled oscillator, voltage controlled filter, low frequency oscillator, envelope generator ect and how these modules interact with each other, what control voltage and triggers are..... as well as one on one time for each student with the modular, which is a 60 space large format Moog style modular synthesizer with big knobs and 1/4 jacks including performance and other awesomeness by Douglas. contact Douglas at greenshoos at gmail dotcom
:'''(TBD)''': [[VideoHacking]] a weekly video/video art devoted hacker group, including experiments in the 3D vr realm...if interested contact julialc4@gmail.com
:Wednesdays at 21:00 [[Brewing Bridge]] - Malakkar Proposal: Learn how to make your drinks fun AND antibacterial, using yeastThis will be recurring if enough interest or need is presentAssociated items - what to do with brewing leftovers, and brewers sample hour, etc.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Probability]] - Weekly probability study group based on [http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/electrical-engineering-and-computer-science/6-041-probabilistic-systems-analysis-and-applied-probability-spring-2006/related-resources/ Fundamentals of Applied Probability Theory] by Al Drake
:'''(TBD)''': [[Mandarin Corner|Mandarin]] - Learn or practice Mandarin, all levels. Also currently on hiatus. Get on the mailing list.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Movie Night!]] - [[User:ThOMG|Thom]] wants to build community through nerdy sci-fi! (+Bill+Ted+Excellence++) (how about a Friday hacker movie night? -[[User:Carl|Carl]])
:'''(TBD)''': [[Introduction to the AVR Microcontroller]] - [[User:Mightyohm|Jeff]] and [[User:Maltman23|Mitch]] are planning an introductory class for people wanting to make cool projects with AVRs.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Basic Chemistry Lab Techniques]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cuddle Puddle for the Economy]] - Stress-hacking with informal massage exchange.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Milk and Cookies]] - Come read your favorite selections out loudWith Milk and Cookies (and yeah, probably beer too).
:'''(TBD)''': [[Processing Workshop 2]] - [[User:Scmurray|Scott]] is interested in teaching this, and is busy thinking about what, where, when, why, and how.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Hack your Hardware]] -- We call BS on "no user-serviceable parts inside"
:'''(TBD)''': [[Homebrew Instruction Class]] - The Wort (pt 1/3)
:'''(TBD)''': [[Trip to Shooting Range]] - Field trip to a shooting range, to shoot guns Express interest at [[Trip to Shooting Range]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Surface Mount Soldering Workshop]] - Learn how to solder cicuits with small surface mount parts [[User:maltman23|Mitch Altman]] and Martin Bogomolni and others will show their tricks [[User:maltman23|Mitch]] will bring hackable kits that uses surface mounts for you to solder<-YES!(mattlong8 at gmail dot com)
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Version control tutorial]]
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Foreign language learning for rocket scientists]] - I'm near-native (fool people when I try) in (French and) Japanese, and a pro trans/terpreter and will share my shortcuts (skill-order, vocab, speed/articulation, translation≅grammar)No expertise on tonal languages yet..so if you know how to remember tones or how tone-sandhi interacts with speed and/or how nuances of speaker attitude are expressed in them (what we do with rythm/inflection/sentence-intonation and stress in Eng., and with particles and ??? in e.gCantonese) please chime in or call me (415-608-0564) so I can convey your wisdom[also looking for a from-scratch Arabic partner]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Getting started with Arduino]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Distributed Databases]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Node.js Beginners Session]] - Interested in learning about Node.js? I amMaybe these guys want to teach it: http://www.meetup.com/Joyent-Cloud-User-Group/events/81311542/

:'''(TBD)''': [[Scrum Club]] - I though I'd test the waters and see if anyone was interested in a noisebridge scrum club details are here http://scrumclub.org/scrum-clubs/ if inturested hit me up twitter: @theabcasian, facebook: http://www.facebook.com/theabcasian
:'''(TBD)''': [[CNC Mill Workshop]] - Who wants to make stuff on the [[MaxNCMill]]?
:'''(TBD)''': [[Math & Science Help]] - If you would like some math, science or engineering help, I'm down to lend a hand.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cyborg Group|Cyborg Group / Sensebridge]] - Work on projects like artificial senses Someone needs to lead this!
:'''(TBD)''': [[OpenEEG]] - Brain techHas historically met on Sundays, at the behest of interested parties.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Programming_for_Poets | Programming for Poets]] - Gentle intro to programming using Processing
:'''(TBD)''': [[World Builders & Simgineers]] - Work together to create a beautiful & open virtual world & platform.
:'''(TBD)''': [[PlunderBridge]] - Metal detecting, detector technology & treasure hunting expeditions.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Ruby Mining]] - Ruby on Rails basics, interactive working group
:'''(TBD)''': [[MoinMoin Wiki]] - MoinMoin Wiki (details see there)
:'''(TBD)''': [[Noisebridge Fundraiser 2013]]

= Past Events =

===2014===
*{{event
|time = Sunday, September 23, 5:00pm
|title = How to Start a Startup MOOC Lecture Viewings
|description = We would get together to watch the lectures together and conduct discussion and networking afterwards. http://startupclass.samaltman.com/
|}}

===2013===
*{{event
|time = Friday, August 9, 5:00pm
|title = Noisebridge Party Setup
|description = Volunteers will be preparing the space for Saturday's show. There are no scheduled conflicts; you might be asked to move multiple times by someone pushing a broom and assembling a raised stage simultaneously.
|}}

*{{event
|time = Saturday, August 10, 4:00pm
|title = Noisebridge "______ the Bridge" Party
|description = a summer fundraising party for Noisebridge, which YOU are invited to!
|suggested donation = $10, but no one turned away for lack of funds
|}}

*{{event
|time = Sunday, August 11, 2:00pm
|title = Bay Area Hackers' Association Meeting
|description = Jon Callas presenting on [[BAHA/2013-08-11|Secure Communications, Privacy, Counter-Surveillance]].
|}}

* '''Wednesday, May 22, 7.00 pm: Instructables Build Night''' - Bare Conductive, Instructables will supply Bare Conductive paint pens and pizza. Come experiment with the paint and post some Instructables. This is a FREE event.

===2012===
* '''December 20, Thursday, 20:00 - 22:00 - [[5MoF|5 Minutes of Fame]]''' - Following up on its triumphant return in November, 5MoF is back with another showcase of lightning talks & other good stuff, with your host Sir Danny O'Brien! Details TBA
*'''Tuesday Feb14th, 18:00 to 20:00''' ZiP MegaZine releases its inaugural issue with '''My Noisy Valentine''' Zine Release Microparty in the Noisebridge cafeFor more info follow [[zine | this]] link.
* '''Wednesday, Jan30, 20:00-22:00''' [[zine|ZiP]] meeting for zine-makers & others with an interest in printing & self-publishingThe meeting 1/30/13 is our first since mid-2012We plan to hold them regularly from now on at this time (Wednesday 8pm)This meeting will be informal & will probably take place in the printing/lasercutter area of the hackerspace.

===2011===

* '''September 11th 14:00 to 17:00''' - The San Francisco Chapter of the Open Organisation Of Lockpickers and Bay Area Hacker's Association present a joint meeting on [https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Locksport locksport]
*'''August 4, 7PM, Thursday''' - [http://zeidman.net Bob Zeidman] will be giving a talk on video games and intellectual property, hosted by TheMADEHe will also speak about IP infringement cases.
*'''August 9, 6:30PM, Tuesday''' - [http://www.meetup.com/makesf/events/26413241/ Make:SF] - Chris Jefferies will speak about the wireless sensor kit he is developing and we are bringing back our all star soldering kits.

* '''April 13th, 19:00''' - Kombucha fermentation class with [[BioBridge]]
*'''April 7th, 20:00''' - [[In-Depth|Noisebridge: In-Depth]] Our monthly lecture and round tableThis month's speaker will be Aragorn! his lecture will be "Anarchism & technology: An unbridgeable chasm"
*'''April 4th, 20:00''' - Camp KDE PartyCome and meet part of the KDE North America community and get a quick overview of this year's [http://camp.kde.org/ Camp KDE] conferenceThere will be beer
*'''April 3rd, 16:00''' - NoiseCaching: Meet-up to build some geocaches, and talk about making geocoinsThen we'll head out to find some local caches and place caches we made[http://www.geocaching.com More info about Geocaching here]
* '''March 20th, 19:00''' [[Hack Politics]] meetup -- the first meetup to figure out how we in the hacker community can effectively mobilize and create meaningful change in these interesting times
* '''March 12th, 12:00-18:00 - Noisebridge Hackathon!''' Second Saturday Hackathon is a casual monthly event dedicated to working on the space or relevant projects and building community This is a great time to get feedback or help on any projects you have been considering that center around the space, culture, and infrastructure of Noisebridge You can also help with existing projects and find out ways to get involved.
* '''March 10, Thursday, 19:00 - Group Grammar Clinic''' - Church Classroom - Donations gladly accepted - A clinic for grammar and writing evaluationPlease bring your web/social or technical writing for us to evaluateBring your laptop as well Collaboration groupware possibly provided(Please suggest groupware software to use if you wish)Constructive feedback from other group members is encouraged so that this clinic is a group process- Facilitator: [[User:Owen|Owen]] (opietro@yahoo.com)
* '''March 9th, 20:00''' - Ferment and filter a mash! [[fermentation logs]]

===2010===
* '''Sunday, August 22, 19:00 CLUB-MATE DROPOFF AND TASTING PARTY''' Nick Farr will be in town to drop off Club-Mate ordered by San Franciscans!
* '''June 5th, 12:00-19:00 - [[NoiseBridgeRehab]]''' - Help make the space more usable and accessible! Noisebridge needs your help!
* '''June 5th, 16:00-20:00 - [[Science For Juggalos]]''' - Science Fair in front of the Warfield Theater teaching magnetism to Juggalos
* '''June 6th, 15:00 - [[AVC Meetup]]''' - Entrepreneurial bonding & matchmaking
* '''June 9th, 21:00 - Your liver supports Noisebridge''' - Come to Elixir @ 16th & Guerrero anytime after 21:00 and drink, drink, drink! 50% of tips go to Noisebridge
* '''February 27th, 20:00 - [[Hacker EPROM]]''' - Noisebridge's first prom! Nice tie and a (robot) date requiredWe will have a DJ and punch.
* '''February 24th, 19:00, Wednesday - Joris Peels, of [http://www.shapeways.com Shapeways]''', and expert on 3D printing, will give a [[ShaperwaysPresentation | talk and demonstration]] at Noisebridge!.
* '''February 23rd, 18:00 - Cleaning day''' - Come and help clean Noisebridge, because everyone loves a clean hack space.
* '''February 12th, 21:00 - visit from Steve Jackson'''Game designer [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jackson_%28US_game_designer%29 Steve Jackson], founder of Steve Jackson Games, will visit Noisebridge.
* '''January 27th, 18:00-20:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Workshop]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] (contact [[User:Gpvillamil|Gian Pablo]] for more info)
* '''January 27th, 20:00-22:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Performance]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] - "Celebrate a night of new sound that will change your idea of music forever!"
* '''January 25th, 19:30 - [[Bag Porn]]''' - What's in your bag?
* '''January 20th, 19:00-21:00 - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat/about Bay Categories & Types]''' - Categories, monoids, monads, functors and more! Held in the Alonzo Church classroom.
* '''January 20th, 19:00 - [[User Experience Book Club SF]]''' - Our book this month is "A Theory of Fun for Game Design" by Raph Koster - http://is.gd/6sEqw (meets in Turing)
* '''January 21st, 20:00 - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' - Monthly set of lightning talks on diverse topics
* '''January 22nd, 17:00 - [[CleaningParty| Cleaning Party]]''' - Come help clean up Noisebridge! Awsum fun!
* ...January 14th,16th, and 17th 1:00- ??? Build Out day for kitchen/bathroom/laundry bring yourself and a good attitude, learn a few things as well
* '''January 15th, 18:00 - [[CNC_Mill_Workshop]]''' - Learn to use the CNC mill for 2D engraving and circuit board routing
* Thursdays 17:00 [[ASL Group|American Sign Language]] - Learn how to talk without using your voice (or just come chat in ASL)[http://whenisgood.net/noisebridge/asl/generic click to reschedule]

===2009===
* '''November 18th, 19:30''' - [[Dorkbot_2009_11_18|Dorkbot]]
* '''November 19th, 18:00''' - [[Mesh meetup]]
* '''November 19th, 20:00''' - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
* '''November 20th, 18:00''' - Loud Objects [http://www.flickr.com/photos/createdigitalmedia/3428249036/ Noise Toy workshop].
* '''November 20th, 20:00''' - Performance by [http://www.loudobjects.com/ Loud Objects], (featuring Tristan Perich and Lesley Flanigan) and [http://www.myspace.com/jibkidder Jib Kidder].
:'''2009-11-05''' - [http://www.server-sky.com/ Server Sky presentation: Internet and Computation in Orbit] by Keith Lofstrom
:'''2009-11-05''' - [[Mesh meetup]]
:'''2009-11-02''' - [[French]] book club meeting to discuss [http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/2842612892/ref=ord_cart_shr?_encoding=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&v=glance Une Si Longue Lettre]
: ''' October 1st, 18:00''' - [[Wireless_Mesh_Network_Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]
: ''' October 1st, 19:00''' - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat Bay Area Categories and Types]
: '''2009-10-03''' [[Year 1 Open Hacker House]]
:'''Friday''': [[CrazyCryptoNight]] - Discussion of cryptography for beginners through experts6-???
:'''Sunday''' : [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] Sundays, at 3-5pm.
:'''Monday''': [[German]] - Learn German, all levels7pm beginners, 8pm advancedRSVP 24 hours in advance for the benefit of the instructorEvents ran May-November 2009Currently on Thursdays at 8Get on the mailing list.
:'''Tuesday''': [[Haskell/Haschool]] - Learn Haskell with Jason Dusek 6PM - 7:30PM, from May until we're all experts.
:'''Wednesday''': [[Adobe_Lightroom|Adobe Lightroom]] - Become a more organized photographerWeekly class (mostly held off site).
:'''Thursday''': [[Professional VFX Compositing With Adobe After Effects]] - Taught by [[User:SFSlim|Aaron Muszalski]]7:30PM - 10PM, most Thursdays in May & June & ? (click through dammit)
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] 3D Edition
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Wireless Mesh Network Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]
:'''2009-08-20''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] One Dee Edition
:'''2009-07-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] Zero Dee
:'''2009-07-02 - 2009-07-05''': [http://toorcamp.org Toorcamp]
:'''2009-07-01''': Noisedroid meeting to discuss location logging on Android platform (and other stuff too, I'm sure)
:'''2009-06-30''': [[Powerbocking Class|Powerbocking class]]
:'''2009-06-30''': "Suing Telemarketers for Fun and Profit" (Toorcamp talk preview)
:'''2009-06-28''': "Meditation for Hackers" (Toorcamp workshop preview)
:'''2009-06-18''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-06-15''': [[Eagle Workshop]] Session two of the Eagle CAD workshop.
:'''2009-06-13''': [[RoboGames 2009]] Noisebridge had a booth staffed by vounteers, great fun!
:'''2009-05-21''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-04-27''': [[EagleCAD workshop]] -- learn to use this CAD tool for printed circuit board design
:'''2009-04-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] April showers & flowers edition
:'''2009-04-11''': [[RFID Hacking]] weekend workshop (this event moved from the original March date)
:'''2009-04-05''': [[First aid and CPR class]] Learning how to not only not die, but also reduce scarring!
:'''2009-04-03''': [[Sudo pop]] 2PM and onMaking the first batch of a Noisebridge label yerba mate-niated rootbrew, gratis and DIY
:'''2009-03-26''': [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] first meet up for this new group: 8 pm
:'''2009-03-19''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-03-12''': [[OpenBTS and GSM]] talk by David Burgess
:'''2009-02-14''': [[Open Heart Workshop]] Valentine's Day blinkyheart soldering party!
:'''2009-02-13''': [[Time-t_Party|<tt>time_t</tt> Party]] to celebrate 1,234,567,890 since the Unix epoch.
:'''2009-02-09''': [[Spanish learning at 8:30]]
:'''2009-02-05''': [[PGP Key Workshop]]
:'''2009-01-31''': [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]

===2008===
:'''2008-12-27''': [[25C3]] Chaos Computer Congress in Berlin
:'''2008-12-20 & 21''': [[Creme Brulee]] Workshop on creating a french dessert, with bonus propane torch.
:'''2008-12-17 20:00''': [[Machine Learning]] Birds-of-a-feather
:'''2008-11-24''': [[Circuit Hacking Monday]] circuit design workshop
:'''2008-11-21, 7pm''':[[Milk and Cookies]] -- [[User:Dmolnar|David Molnar]] hosts Milk and Cookies at 83CBring a short 5-7minute thing to read to othersBring a potluck cookie/snack/drink if you likeDavid will bring milk and cookies.
:'''2008-11-17, 7:30pm''': [[Basic Bicycle Maintain]] - [[User:rubin110|Rubin]] and [[User:rigel|rigel]] hate it when we see a bike that isn't maintainedScreechy chains and clacking derailleur can go to hellBasic bike tune up, sharing the smarts on simple things you can do at home to make your ride suck a whole lot less.
:'''2008-11-16, 5:00pm''': [[RepRap Soldering Party]] - help assemble RepRap! RSVPs required on wiki! [[User:Adi|adi]]
:'''2008-11-16, 3:00pm''': [[Oscilloscopes]] - Learn how to use this versatile tool to test electronic circuits Maximum 6 slots, please sign up ahead of time! [[User:dstaff|dstaff]]
:'''2008-10-31''': [[Halloween Open House]] - NoiseBridge's own [[PPPC]] threw an awesome open house/halloween galaPost pictures if you got 'em!
:'''2008-10-25''': [[Soldering Workshop]] and Pumpkin Hackin' - Learn to solder for total newbies (or learn to solder better!), including surface mountAdditionally, carve your halloween pumpkins and enjoy some experimental pumpkin pie and/or soup.
:'''2008-10-07''': (tuesday before meeting) - Etch a circuit boardI'll be trying a photo resist etching and a basic printed mask etchingThis is step 1/3 for a project called "annoying USB thingie" which will execute pre-defined keystrokes by sneaking a tiny USB dongle onto a victim^h^h^h^h^h buddy's computer.
:'''2008-09-13''': [[Processing Workshop]] — Learn this very easy-to-use programming language! - [[Processing Workshop Report]]
:'''2008-02-16''': [[Brain Machine Workshop|Brain Machine Making Workshop]]: Our first hardware sprint!

[[Category:Top level]]

Digital Archivists

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The Noisebridge Digital Archivists group is for anyone interested in a range of topics including book scanning, digitizing video/audio, open access, creative commons, and more. We usually meet on '''Thursdays at 7pm'''. Check the mailing list to see if there's a meeting this week.

Join the mailing list here: [http://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/digitalarchivists digitalarchivists]

Our first project was to build a book scanner at Noisebridge based on the open-source [http://diybookscanner.myshopify.com/products/diy-book-scanner-kit DIY Book Scanner] design. Here it is, ready to scan:

[[Image:diybookscanner1.jpg|350px]]

For details about the book scanner, see: '''[[Bookscanner]]'''

===Meeting notes===
2015-01-25 - discussed Andrew Defries' scanning booth and post-processing station, experimented with Vinux

2014-09-24 - reassembled and demoed the scanner to visitors, some linear book scanner updates, discussed funding and directions for the group

2014-08-28 - social meeting at Open Drinks

2014-07-17 - discussed scanning stand design at Muddy Waters

2014-06-19 - short meeting and 5mof

2014-06-12 - discussed plans for a portable phone-based scanner, assembled cardboard prototype of prism scanner

2014-06-05 - discussed improvements to the scanner and ocr pipeline

2014-05-29 - main topics were portable scanners for the blind and OCR comparison algorithms. full notes: [[Digital Archivists 2014-05-29]]

2014-05-22 - discussed lessons learned from DIY Scanner 1.0 and a range of new initiatives. full notes: [[Digital Archivists 2014-05-22]]

2014-01-09 - scanned books, investigated glare and alignment issues

2013-12-19 - bug fixes in the code, reviewed linear scanners from Michigan, improved documentation, discussed larger book scanning network

2013-12-12 - replaced LED shields with black cloth, more scanning

2013-12-05 - scanned books

2013-11-21 - scanned a book, wrote tesseract ocr script, looked at old computers, 5mof presentation

2013-11-14 - improved scanning gui, added LED shields

2013-11-07 - replaced bunjees, mounted LEDs, tried to run spreads

2013-10-31 - reassembled scanner, looked at 'spreads' software, screen readers

2013-10-24 - disassembled and painted scanner parts

2013-10-17 - investigated glare and LED positioning, plan to paint black, 5mof presentation

2013-10-10 - mounted cameras, built trigger mechanism, wrote capture script

2013-10-03 - picked up scanner and equipment from internet archive

2013-07-27 - internet archive borrows the book scanner

2013-07-18 - 5mof presentation on book scanning

2013-07-08 - discussed scanner location, security, transportation, reimbursement, promotion. full notes: [[Digital Archivists 2013-07-08]]

2013-05-23 - scavenged and cut glass from flatbed scanners, plan to attend internet archive friday lunch

2013-04-30 - assembled scanner kit. needs cameras, glass, trigger mechanism, software

2013-04-21 - looked at reetz scanner and prism scanner, discussed content and licensing. will order reetz kit. full notes: [[Digital Archivists 2013-04-21]]

===Related links===

diy book scanner
http://diybookscanner.org
http://vimeo.com/29184137

linear book scanner project
http://linearbookscanner.org

the internet archive
http://archive.org/about/

prelinger archives
http://archive.org/details/prelinger

new alexandria archive
http://www.newalexandria.org/archive/

using archival information in interesting ways
http://maptcha.org/

a film about nitrile film decomposition
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-FJyJjH6IE

The Digital Public Library of America (DPLA)
http://dp.la/

Chaos

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While the [http://ccc.de/en/updates/2014/a-new-dawn-der-31-chaos-communication-congress 31st Chaos Communication Congress] is underway in Berlin, we are also enjoying a livestream of (some of) the presentations here at Noisebridge.

Come join us, or tune in from elsewhere if you are so inclined!

[[File:CHAOS.PNG]]

Here are links to the schedule and livestream:
* http://events.ccc.de/congress/2014/Fahrplan/schedule.html
* http://streaming.media.ccc.de/

Meeting Notes 2012 02 07

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== Agenda ==

[https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Meeting_Notes The 203rd Meeting of Noisebridge]

Note-taker: [[User:Malaclyps]]

Moderator: Rachel and Tom

=== Introduction and Names ===

* [[Noisebridge_Vision|What Noisebridge is about]]: "Noisebridge is a 501c3 nonprofit that provides a space for creation, collaboration, and learning about technology and creative projects. Noisebridge provides space, power tools, and infrastructure to help the public learn new skills and create cool things. Noisebridge continues to exist through and depends entirely on membership fees and donations. Our code of conduct is 'Be excellent to each other'."
* Round of introductions: What's your name, what do you do, and if you are new, how did you hear about Noisebridge? Start with the moderator and go left.
* [[Consensus Process|A brief primer on consensus process]]: We agree and so should you! Only paid-up members can block consensus.

* Rachel --- works on stuff!
* Christopher -- managing spacebridge up to 100,000 ft
* Zephyr -- he's ... shaolin?
* Jake -- playing with videocamera and TV, so you can see who you are buzzing in
* Leif -- into bytebeat, bitshifting to make music
* Jorgen -- cooks, and taste bridge
* Rayc -- teaching lasercutting class on Thursdays!!
* Dana -- fixed her laptop, working on crazy LED things
* David -- I do iOS development
* Garrett -- makes robots, new here
* Daniela -- freegan, if you need anything for free, ASK ME
* Laura -- doesn't like speaking in public
* Jimmy Flowers -- graphics at digital compassoin
* Tom -- fight for the user
* Danny -- I'm writing this
* Jared -- Used to be around more, wants to come back more
* Rebecca -- mostly sews
* Corey -- makes mistakes
* Matt -- combines information systems and ecology
* Gavin -- helping with the zine
* Dan -- fixing my stuff
* Will -- does 5mof
* Daravinne -- does 5mof yelling
* Justin -- I follow lots of fashion blogs
* Augustine -- like to be around people smarter than am
* Kelly -- I'm Kelly I'm the treasurer and doing laundry
* Shannon -- I'm stirring up trouble
* Alex -- the physicists
* Neil -- umm
* David -- does web programming

=== Short Announcements ===

Zach has been fixing laptops for Noisebridge. Couple of
others that are working, but they need a PCMCIA wifi card.
Got any? Send 'em in.

Dana is ordering LED blinkies and stuff from sureelectronics.net -- if you'd like to join in, contact her

=== New or Stale Events ===

Rachel says, hey we're doing an unconference at NB.... it's at [[Represent Yourself]]

Daravinne says 5mof! Come to [http://5mof.net/] and sign up for speaking. Weird, and/or naked.

Tom says [[Policy Wonks]] meeting next 5.30PM on Saturday.

[[Zine]] get together on Tuesday, Feb 14th -- next week, 6 to 8pm b4 the member meeting! [http://www.indybay.org/newsitems/2012/02/07/18706878.php My Noisy Valentine:] Zine Release Microparty

=== Membership Binder ===

* Read off any names from the binder for the past month. Write a check on every open application.

* Anyone up for joining this week (ie have four checks by their name + have two sponsors) should introduce themselves then leave the area in search of gifts (traditionally beer and a lime) for the rest of the group. The rest of the meeting should consense on whether they may join.

REMINDER: You may be awesome, but if you don't have sponsors, you can't be a member. Go meet people!

=== Financial Report ===

Funds in bank: $21,612.51 and all the bills are paid!

Noisetor (http://noisetor.net/finances/): about $4000

=== Consensus items ===

''(Add any new items for consensus to the [[Current_Consensus_Items|Current Consensus Items]] page.)''

We discuss Shannon's proposal to spend $100 out of noisebridge funds to buy more keys.

Shannon: I believe there is a larger discussion to have about
letting people in the space. I think there are simple actions
we can take. But I think the bigger discussions are a
rathole.

Alex wishes to state the obvious. Alex is from MIT. He states
an obvious thing about keypads.

Kelly says "there's no way I would spend $100 on keys. I
WOULD TOTALLY BLOCK, because Noisebridge doesn't spend money
on small amounts of things, which could be collected from the
community".

We collect money from the community. We reach $100. It is
done!

Jake says he will bring his key copying machine in. Shannon
and he obviously have things to discuss.

=== Discussion Items ===

The definition and use of [[Talk:Membership | membership hiatus]].

Tom says read the [[Talk:Membership]] and see if they any
questions about that. There is a discussion to be had about hiatus and consensus and how the interrelate -- there will also be some discussion on nb-discuss and [[Talk:Consensus]].

Alex announces: I sent an email yesterday about cosmology.
How many people would be interested in pending changes in our
cosmological model.

Personal safety in the space.

Will says: a number of events have happened-- first Jon, who came in and said

On Monday night I got a message from somebody on IRC, and
said he wanted to leave, but somebody had come in with a
bunch of friends, and they didn't feel it was safe. I know
people have been saying they don't feel safe in the safe,
especially at night, especially when there are a lot of
people they don't know. Has anyone noticed more craziness
than usual?

Justin -- wanted to say these are very tense topics, let's try to be as respectful to one another. Justin asks us to all be non-violent.

Ben -- there has been a significant increase in people who
are not regulars, and unfamiliarity is scary, especially when
you end up with one person who we had to forcefully eject
because they are completely off the wall. It takes time to deal with unfamiliarity.

Rayc -- so safety in the space? I think that definitely
having more cool people working on projects helps deflect
shanty people because like people attract like people. Jon
was a person who was living continuously here. If he wasn't
here, the debacle wouldn't have happened because he wouldn't
have concentrated on Noisebridge.

Zephyr -- so we've kicked out Jon multiple times, somebody
undermined the two people, second time somebody let him back
in the space. Apparently he was here last night. This has come about because of increasing levels of extremeness.

Corey -- last week, a couple of weeks before, there has been increased weapons play -- staves and etc. It made me very uncomfortable when people were swinging around swords. Should we ask that weapons not be brandished at NB. There was one guy marching around with a bokken.

Christina -- I have a thought related to the amount of people
who come here who are homeless or unhoused. It seems like
people at homeless shelters are being sent here. So we should put up more info. Dara and Christina!

*** POTENTIAL SOLUTION -- MORE RESOURCES MADE AVAILABLE **

Danny -- said that he came here at 7AM and there were a bunch of people REALLY NOT SLEEPING HERE.

Eric -- I don't think anyone explicitly let Jon in. As to why
people display weapons -- they did it because it was cool. I
don't think that homeless resources will make a difference.
One guy said "I'm not a shelter kind of guy". Noisebridge is
way cooler than anywhere else, and a homeless shelter is not
a comparison. Homelessness is not a problem that is in NB's scope.

Daniella -- I'm with Food not Bombs. I'd be willing to write
down the guidelines we go by. I think the camera is an
excellent idea. Only members can let people in. I feel 100%
safe at FnB. We have degrees of sketchiness.

Rounds of applause for the only members can let people in.

Zach -- I introduced Jon. I spent six hours fixing his
laptop.I told him it's awesome, and told him that NEVER SLEEP
HERE. He definitely knew resources, and was just exploiting
his resources. Jon's a smart guy, he knew he was bending the rules. I will say for myself I haven't felt safe, though it's a lot safer in the last few nights. But it's not the homelessness, it's the drug use. People are crazy on drugs.

Aria -- We need to know what these people look like.

Neil -- camera will be huge help.

Kelly

Dan

Jorgen -- the door is jammed open, so talk of the buzzer is misguided.

Leif -- 1) I don't think membership is a good criteria for who
lets people in. 2) I don't think the camera is a good idea
-- because what does it solve? Also: I've heard lots of reports of people saying they rang the buzzer, and couldn't get in.

Jake -- Shannon and everyone else agrees on a bunch of
things. I'd like to talk about stuff. People talked about
resource guides. They're not here because they don't know
about places. We should say people if they sleep here, we
should say they can't come back. We can't convince people to
not come back. We can just not let them in. If we let them
in they will deal in meth, or EVEN WORSE sleep. We talked
about members only would open the door. What if we had a
log, we could enter in who you were. Maybe we should let
people type in who they are. It's totally a police state.

"It's a lot easier to not buzz someone in, than to get them
to leave when they come in."

"If you can't be bothered to deal with who you let in, don't
let people in."

What Noisebridge needs is a PERISCOPE. If people rip things
down, it's entropic. I want to reply to Leif: bad people are
coming in, and it's often the case that we won't let them
in.

Kelly -- there's already a bunch of resources. It's not just
a question of them not knowing resources, it's a social
courtesy. The members opening doors is thing is silly. A
bunch of people he asked to leave a few days ago, and that
came back last night. Let's invite them to NB, especially
Amber. I like the fact that NB is open, but it puts a big
responsibility on us.

Access control.

Tom wants to propose a consensus item.

Jared wanted to talk about access control.

Shannon wants to talk about access control.

Laura wants us to practical.

Shannon wants to speak.

WillS wants to move on to access control.

----

Neil -- camera advantage. I don't know what Jon looks like. There's this thing about stuff disappearing. The camera will be useful.

David -- I don't know much about this system. Why wasn't gatebot not working. Gatebot is a good guard for it.

Brendon -- propose two different systems. A night policy, and a day policy.

Shannon -- I have two things. Places I have worked before like foodbanks shelters -- 1) someone in charge; 2) a set of procedures for when things go wrong and training. We don't have either of those things. We resisted the first. Rather than shout down ideas, and resolve to pick an idea. I think that would get us a lot further.

Rayc -- think a camera would be a great deterrent. Second
point would be a time log. Would help identify people if we
had some photographs next to the camera. I hopped on IRC
right after the incident, and there was a whole bunch of
negativity. In addition to the current access, there needs
to be outreach to people to let them know it's safe.

Kelly -- I want to describe an access control system. There
a place called Essex in Berkeley, it's potentially creepier
than noisebridge. They have an inner circle of people like
our membership, and they give access codes to people, and
they pass the access codes on. And they can see who has
those access codes, and revoke those access codes. Since we
are committed to hard copied keys. It might work well as a
buzzer replacement.

SuperQ notes that we can revoke the keys.

Jared -- I think that there needs to be a balance and making
the space accessible to newcomers that are awesome. If you
had to know someone to get in here, I'd not be here. I think
a compromise would be access control that is open during
peak hours to walkins, but more restricted later in the evening.

access to people with keys. I like Kelly's idea of the buzzercode system, than making the physical key lock.

Danny -- Thinks the camera won't work. Thinks we need more training. Man, that guy is such a hippy. I bet he's a closet fascist.

Eric -- putting pictures up. The wiki is a great resource. It's kind of scattered. There is a page on the wiki called [[86]]. Buzzer not a reliable deterrent. How can we not someone in if they're going to keep buzzing? Something's gonna happen.After midnight, people came up and said WE WANT A SOLDERING PROJECT. It was super-inspiring! We want to allow that.

Tom: We need CLEVER TECHNICAL SOLUTIONS to the problem that people don't want to let people in, but let people in.

Leif -- a list of people coming in, or a timelog, we shouldn't be keeping more data. We should be keeping a good example. I don't want there to be a log of when I come into NB. The premise of a CCTV is based on a bad premise of being able to recognise people through a TV whether they're good or not. Talked about [http://thewhereblog.blogspot.com/2008/12/paradox-of-false-positive.html The Paradox of the False Positive].

Eric -- agrees that bad people aren't recognisable. Should have off button.

Jake -- I want to talk about a camera. I care about
Noisebridge. I see that the vast majority of Noisebridge
think its a good idea. You keep saying "what about other
people". In 2 in the morning without having to deal with
this problem, you're making them deal with it. This is an
electronic periscope, a video camera with a TV set at the
other end. Objecting to this is about as reasonable, as
complaining if we have a peephole.

Eric -- I just want to point out that the fact is that these people are repeat offenders.

WillS -- I'm worried about people tweaking out, and people c utting themself. The problem is the worse case scenario is if someone is on drugs, bad things can happen. 1AM soldering is not a big deal, they can deal with it later.

Corey -- Idea brought up by shannon, of potentially having
someone on the floor. I bring this up because we would have
the maker board. This idea of some sort of floor authority would allow these things to be addressed.

Tom asks for specific proposals:

Kelly: there was a guy earlier who said who wanted to work
on gatebot. David. So I think that it's nice we have the
hard keys, possible permanent way. The more I think about
it, replacing the buzzer would be a good idea.

Leif: At night, people who don't want to deal with crazy
people, shouldn't answer the buzzer. Leif is going to put up
a sign by the buzzer.

Shannon: People will let people in, and won't talk to them
in the door.

Daniella: About the camera, I understand they don't like
it. Ask what their name is. It's very rare that we turn people down, but if.

WillS: Can we please mail their picture to nb-discuss.

Leif: Danny, Miloh, Andy, Snail, Liz are the new board.

=== End of Meeting ===

* [[PGP|PGP Key Signing]] could happen now, check the [[PGP|list]] to see who wants in on the action.
* Put back the membership binder in the black desk.
* Save the meeting notes to the wiki.
* Send a copy of the meeting notes to the discussion list.
* Copy the [[Meeting Notes Template]] for next week's agenda and update the main wiki page's link to it.
* Enjoy a cocktail with your fellow hacker or robot.

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Category:Events

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Official, Semi-Official, one-off and other events at the Noisebridge space.

=Event Calendar=
<onlyinclude>
Not all events make it onto this calendar. Many events only make it to the [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/ Discussion] or [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-announce/ Announcements] mailing lists, [[IRC]] or in person at [[:Category:Meeting_Notes | Tuesday meetings]]. Best of all, Noisebridge is about people getting together at the space in San Francisco to do stuff. DO pay attention, as some events just arise organically from the bottom up!

'''Want to host your event at Noisebridge?''' We like seeing classes and talks on interesting things pertaining to various subjects of hacking. Most of all, we like seeing familiar faces. Please participate in the space and our [[Meetings|weekly Tuesday meetings]] to see if we're the right audience for what you want to share before announcing a new event. Additionally, please see our [[Hosting an Event|events hosting page]] for suggestions on how to use Noisebridge for your event/class/workshop.

=== Upcoming Events [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=2 edit] ===


''None listed at present.''

<div class="recurring-events">

=== Recurring Events [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=3 edit] ===

{{Template:Recurring}} - Every week. 
{{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} - Certain weeks, e.g. 1st week only. 
{{Template:RecurringException|-2nd}} - Except certain weeks, or other schedule exceptions.


==== Mondays ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''5:30 pm [[SafeSpaceWG]] drama resolution''' - discussion of problems and solutions relating to behavior in the space
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''7:30 pm - 10:00 pm [[Circuit Hacking Mondays]]'''  ''<div style="padding-left: 30px; max-width: 725px;">- Learn to solder! And make cool things with electronics. [[User:maltman23|Mitch]], Rolf, [[User:Miloh|Miloh]], [[User:Cedric|Cedric]], Cheng, Greg, and/or a host of others will bring kits-for-purchase to make cool, hackable things for all skill levels that you can bring home after you make them! Many designed for '''absolute beginners'''! Bring your own projects to hack! Bring things to fix! All ages. All are welcome! See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] and the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.</div>
* {{Template:Recurring}} {{Template:RecurringException|hiatus}} '''8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[Front-end Web Development]]''' - '''New series starting 2015-01-05!''' Learn HTML/CSS/JS. A series of talks on different topics every week. Recap of last week's material starts at 7:30 pm. Join the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/webdev WebDev list] or the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for updates.
* {{Template:Recurring}} [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Take Out the Trash Night -- Round One]] Be sure to put bins out by midnight as the trash truck comes between 1:30 to 2:30am.

==== Tuesdays - ''Super'' Tuesdays! ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''6:00 pm - 7:00 pm [[Hack_and_Tell| Hack and Tell]]''' - We want you to share your projects, eat snacks and get acquainted. Casual meet and greet for all.
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [http://www.railsschool.org Ruby and Rails class]''' - Seminar and workshop for learning everything about Ruby, Rails, and web application development (Church classroom). See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [[PyClass]] - '''Intermediate Python with PyClass''' - Crash course in the Python standard library
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''7:00 pm [[Meetings|Noisebridge Weekly Meeting]]''' - Introducing new people and events to the space, general discussion, and decision-making on key issues. '''This is your space, folks. Come on out here in person to express what you think about what's going on with it!'''

==== Wednesdays ====

* {{Template:Recurring}} 6:00 pm - 8:00pm SF-LUG Weekly Linux Discussion Group, held in the Turing classroom.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [[PyClass]] - '''Intermediate Python with PyClass''' - Crash course in the Python standard library
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringException|alternating monthly}} 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm '''First meetup 17th Dec, alternating monthly between SF and South Bay''' - [[Cyberspectrum|Cyberspectrum: Software Defined Radio Meetup]] in Hackatorium '''(new)''': A place to learn and exchange ideas about SDR. Presentations on concepts, mystery signals, hardware/software and cool applications.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[DreamTeam| Dream Team Neuro Hackery]] - EEG research & development project with general interest in sleep, dreaming, creative intelligence, and many loosely related topics such as: neurophysiology, signal processing, cognitive neuroscience, and (especially) hacking code and devices for data acquisition and analysis. Join us at the [[CollaborationStation]] (near the Hackatorium). Expect general discussion around 8 PM - usually moving along by 9 PM to focus on more technical aspects of current project.

==== Thursdays ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Trash Night -- Round Two]] - Take out the trash for Friday morning! Do it by midnight as truck comes 1:30-2:30am.

* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm [[Digital Archivists]] - Learn how to scan books and help build book scanners.

* {{Template:Recurring}} {{Template:RecurringException|-3rd}} 7:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[3D Thursday]] Weekly meetup (non-3rd-thursdays) at Noisebridge focusing on 3D Printers, CNC machines, FabLabs, and replicating machines of all kinds.
* {{Template:Recurring}} {{Template:RecurringException|hiatus}} 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[Front-end_Web_Development#Lab|Front-end Web Development Lab]] - '''New series starting 2015-01-08!''' Understand by doing! A recap of Monday's lecture in workshop form - and a good time for one-on-one help with the material.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} '''8:00 pm [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' a.k.a. 5MoF - lightning 5min talks every 3rd Thursday of the month

==== Fridays ====
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} 6:00 pm - 8:00 pm [[DATA]] in Turing; understanding and using data
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[FUN Tutoring]] @ [[CollaborationStation]]

==== Saturdays ====
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|2nd}} 12:00 pm - 2:00 pm '''[[Godwafflenoisepancakes]]''' An afternoon of noise music and vegan pancakes. Monthly dates vary. Next show is January 10th, 2015 @12:00 with Leah Peah and Fenian. Turn it up... bring the noise!!!


==== Sundays ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} 12:30 pm - 7:30 pm [[Dungeons and Dragons]] in Church, currently looking for new players.
* {{Template:RecurringException|alternating monthly}} 1:00 pm Monthly Lock Sport Collaboration: Come learn how to pick locks and learn more about them with the [http://www.tooolsf.org/ SF Bay Area chapter] of [http://toool.us/ TOOOL]. The group meets on alternating months at Noisebridge and in San Jose. Check the [https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/tooolsf-announce TOOOL SF announcement list] for details.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|2nd}} 2:00 pm [[BAHA]] - [http://baha.bitrot.info Bay Area Hacker's Association] - security meeting
* {{Template:Recurring}} 3:00 pm [[Go]] - Playing of the Go board game. On nice days we often take the boards to Dolores Park and play there.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 6:00 pm [[Plan 9]] class (if not Noisebridge check Sycamore)
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If you'd like to contact somebody at Noisebridge regarding these Events or even the Noisebridge Wiki itself, then please send an email message to one of the Board members listed in the [[Contacts]] list, e.g., <secretary@noisebridge.net> or <treasurer@noisebridge.net>

=== Orphaned Events ===
These events appear to be dormant or extinct.

* SAT 10:15 - 12:10 [[Juggling with Judy!]] Note: next class is scheduled for Saturday June 29th. Attention juggling fans! Judy will be at the 2013 World Juggling Day celebration Saturday June 15th at Ripley's Believe It Or Not Odditorium in San Francisco Fisherman's Warf - free event begins at 1. Come check it out!
* THU 18:00 - 21:00 '''[[Privacy Bay]]''' - A monthly meetup for Bay Area folks interested in privacy. Meets in Church on the last Thursday of the month.
* FRI 19:00 - 21:00 [[Anarchy_101|Anarchy 101]] - a class/seminar on what anarchy is and is not, and how it impacts us as individuals and as discrete groups.
* SUN 13:00 [[Songbridge]]: (Bi-monthly) Learn how to make and record music with a computerWe cover midi and vst as well as multi-track recordingBring your laptop.
* 20:00 - 22:00 [[Noise~_Wednesday | Noise~ Wed]] - Graphical media programming with Max/MSP/Jitter

*19:00 [[Tahoe-LAFS]] - Occasional meetup of users and/or developers of the Least Authority File System.

* 14:00 - 16:00 Android Developer Support Group - Meet up with other app developers in the library for a lightly structured knowledge-share.

=== Proposed Future Events and Classes ===
:'''(TBD)''': [[Sound Science]] A potential monthly lecture/demonstration series on the little known science behind sound reproductionTopics to include: Transducer Physics(speakers and mics), Room Acoustics, Signal Path and Cabling,Loudspeaker design 101, Music Production Tips for Big Sound, and How to make a small system sound HUGEEach session to include hands on projects like making speakers from stuff lying around, Non-Newtonian bass monsters, and ez speaker mods for anyoneIf interested contact the new guy-> MattLong8 at gmail dot com, 805 four five three - six zero nine seven
:'''(TBD)''': [[Modular Synthesis]] a bi-weekly (or monthly) group devoted to modular synthesizers> workshop will include modular sound synthesis styles and techniques, a study of different modules and their functions, ie voltage controlled oscillator, voltage controlled filter, low frequency oscillator, envelope generator ect and how these modules interact with each other, what control voltage and triggers are..... as well as one on one time for each student with the modular, which is a 60 space large format Moog style modular synthesizer with big knobs and 1/4 jacks including performance and other awesomeness by Douglas. contact Douglas at greenshoos at gmail dotcom
:'''(TBD)''': [[VideoHacking]] a weekly video/video art devoted hacker group, including experiments in the 3D vr realm...if interested contact julialc4@gmail.com
:Wednesdays at 21:00 [[Brewing Bridge]] - Malakkar Proposal: Learn how to make your drinks fun AND antibacterial, using yeastThis will be recurring if enough interest or need is presentAssociated items - what to do with brewing leftovers, and brewers sample hour, etc.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Probability]] - Weekly probability study group based on [http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/electrical-engineering-and-computer-science/6-041-probabilistic-systems-analysis-and-applied-probability-spring-2006/related-resources/ Fundamentals of Applied Probability Theory] by Al Drake
:'''(TBD)''': [[Mandarin Corner|Mandarin]] - Learn or practice Mandarin, all levels. Also currently on hiatus. Get on the mailing list.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Movie Night!]] - [[User:ThOMG|Thom]] wants to build community through nerdy sci-fi! (+Bill+Ted+Excellence++) (how about a Friday hacker movie night? -[[User:Carl|Carl]])
:'''(TBD)''': [[Introduction to the AVR Microcontroller]] - [[User:Mightyohm|Jeff]] and [[User:Maltman23|Mitch]] are planning an introductory class for people wanting to make cool projects with AVRs.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Basic Chemistry Lab Techniques]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cuddle Puddle for the Economy]] - Stress-hacking with informal massage exchange.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Milk and Cookies]] - Come read your favorite selections out loudWith Milk and Cookies (and yeah, probably beer too).
:'''(TBD)''': [[Processing Workshop 2]] - [[User:Scmurray|Scott]] is interested in teaching this, and is busy thinking about what, where, when, why, and how.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Hack your Hardware]] -- We call BS on "no user-serviceable parts inside"
:'''(TBD)''': [[Homebrew Instruction Class]] - The Wort (pt 1/3)
:'''(TBD)''': [[Trip to Shooting Range]] - Field trip to a shooting range, to shoot guns Express interest at [[Trip to Shooting Range]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Surface Mount Soldering Workshop]] - Learn how to solder cicuits with small surface mount parts [[User:maltman23|Mitch Altman]] and Martin Bogomolni and others will show their tricks [[User:maltman23|Mitch]] will bring hackable kits that uses surface mounts for you to solder<-YES!(mattlong8 at gmail dot com)
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Version control tutorial]]
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Foreign language learning for rocket scientists]] - I'm near-native (fool people when I try) in (French and) Japanese, and a pro trans/terpreter and will share my shortcuts (skill-order, vocab, speed/articulation, translation≅grammar)No expertise on tonal languages yet..so if you know how to remember tones or how tone-sandhi interacts with speed and/or how nuances of speaker attitude are expressed in them (what we do with rythm/inflection/sentence-intonation and stress in Eng., and with particles and ??? in e.gCantonese) please chime in or call me (415-608-0564) so I can convey your wisdom[also looking for a from-scratch Arabic partner]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Getting started with Arduino]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Distributed Databases]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Node.js Beginners Session]] - Interested in learning about Node.js? I amMaybe these guys want to teach it: http://www.meetup.com/Joyent-Cloud-User-Group/events/81311542/

:'''(TBD)''': [[Scrum Club]] - I though I'd test the waters and see if anyone was interested in a noisebridge scrum club details are here http://scrumclub.org/scrum-clubs/ if inturested hit me up twitter: @theabcasian, facebook: http://www.facebook.com/theabcasian
:'''(TBD)''': [[CNC Mill Workshop]] - Who wants to make stuff on the [[MaxNCMill]]?
:'''(TBD)''': [[Math & Science Help]] - If you would like some math, science or engineering help, I'm down to lend a hand.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cyborg Group|Cyborg Group / Sensebridge]] - Work on projects like artificial senses Someone needs to lead this!
:'''(TBD)''': [[OpenEEG]] - Brain techHas historically met on Sundays, at the behest of interested parties.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Programming_for_Poets | Programming for Poets]] - Gentle intro to programming using Processing
:'''(TBD)''': [[World Builders & Simgineers]] - Work together to create a beautiful & open virtual world & platform.
:'''(TBD)''': [[PlunderBridge]] - Metal detecting, detector technology & treasure hunting expeditions.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Ruby Mining]] - Ruby on Rails basics, interactive working group
:'''(TBD)''': [[MoinMoin Wiki]] - MoinMoin Wiki (details see there)
:'''(TBD)''': [[Noisebridge Fundraiser 2013]]

= Past Events =

===2014===
*{{event
|time = Sunday, September 23, 5:00pm
|title = How to Start a Startup MOOC Lecture Viewings
|description = We would get together to watch the lectures together and conduct discussion and networking afterwards. http://startupclass.samaltman.com/
|}}

===2013===
*{{event
|time = Friday, August 9, 5:00pm
|title = Noisebridge Party Setup
|description = Volunteers will be preparing the space for Saturday's show. There are no scheduled conflicts; you might be asked to move multiple times by someone pushing a broom and assembling a raised stage simultaneously.
|}}

*{{event
|time = Saturday, August 10, 4:00pm
|title = Noisebridge "______ the Bridge" Party
|description = a summer fundraising party for Noisebridge, which YOU are invited to!
|suggested donation = $10, but no one turned away for lack of funds
|}}

*{{event
|time = Sunday, August 11, 2:00pm
|title = Bay Area Hackers' Association Meeting
|description = Jon Callas presenting on [[BAHA/2013-08-11|Secure Communications, Privacy, Counter-Surveillance]].
|}}

* '''Wednesday, May 22, 7.00 pm: Instructables Build Night''' - Bare Conductive, Instructables will supply Bare Conductive paint pens and pizza. Come experiment with the paint and post some Instructables. This is a FREE event.

===2012===
* '''December 20, Thursday, 20:00 - 22:00 - [[5MoF|5 Minutes of Fame]]''' - Following up on its triumphant return in November, 5MoF is back with another showcase of lightning talks & other good stuff, with your host Sir Danny O'Brien! Details TBA
*'''Tuesday Feb14th, 18:00 to 20:00''' ZiP MegaZine releases its inaugural issue with '''My Noisy Valentine''' Zine Release Microparty in the Noisebridge cafeFor more info follow [[zine | this]] link.
* '''Wednesday, Jan30, 20:00-22:00''' [[zine|ZiP]] meeting for zine-makers & others with an interest in printing & self-publishingThe meeting 1/30/13 is our first since mid-2012We plan to hold them regularly from now on at this time (Wednesday 8pm)This meeting will be informal & will probably take place in the printing/lasercutter area of the hackerspace.

===2011===

* '''September 11th 14:00 to 17:00''' - The San Francisco Chapter of the Open Organisation Of Lockpickers and Bay Area Hacker's Association present a joint meeting on [https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Locksport locksport]
*'''August 4, 7PM, Thursday''' - [http://zeidman.net Bob Zeidman] will be giving a talk on video games and intellectual property, hosted by TheMADEHe will also speak about IP infringement cases.
*'''August 9, 6:30PM, Tuesday''' - [http://www.meetup.com/makesf/events/26413241/ Make:SF] - Chris Jefferies will speak about the wireless sensor kit he is developing and we are bringing back our all star soldering kits.

* '''April 13th, 19:00''' - Kombucha fermentation class with [[BioBridge]]
*'''April 7th, 20:00''' - [[In-Depth|Noisebridge: In-Depth]] Our monthly lecture and round tableThis month's speaker will be Aragorn! his lecture will be "Anarchism & technology: An unbridgeable chasm"
*'''April 4th, 20:00''' - Camp KDE PartyCome and meet part of the KDE North America community and get a quick overview of this year's [http://camp.kde.org/ Camp KDE] conferenceThere will be beer
*'''April 3rd, 16:00''' - NoiseCaching: Meet-up to build some geocaches, and talk about making geocoinsThen we'll head out to find some local caches and place caches we made[http://www.geocaching.com More info about Geocaching here]
* '''March 20th, 19:00''' [[Hack Politics]] meetup -- the first meetup to figure out how we in the hacker community can effectively mobilize and create meaningful change in these interesting times
* '''March 12th, 12:00-18:00 - Noisebridge Hackathon!''' Second Saturday Hackathon is a casual monthly event dedicated to working on the space or relevant projects and building community This is a great time to get feedback or help on any projects you have been considering that center around the space, culture, and infrastructure of Noisebridge You can also help with existing projects and find out ways to get involved.
* '''March 10, Thursday, 19:00 - Group Grammar Clinic''' - Church Classroom - Donations gladly accepted - A clinic for grammar and writing evaluationPlease bring your web/social or technical writing for us to evaluateBring your laptop as well Collaboration groupware possibly provided(Please suggest groupware software to use if you wish)Constructive feedback from other group members is encouraged so that this clinic is a group process- Facilitator: [[User:Owen|Owen]] (opietro@yahoo.com)
* '''March 9th, 20:00''' - Ferment and filter a mash! [[fermentation logs]]

===2010===
* '''Sunday, August 22, 19:00 CLUB-MATE DROPOFF AND TASTING PARTY''' Nick Farr will be in town to drop off Club-Mate ordered by San Franciscans!
* '''June 5th, 12:00-19:00 - [[NoiseBridgeRehab]]''' - Help make the space more usable and accessible! Noisebridge needs your help!
* '''June 5th, 16:00-20:00 - [[Science For Juggalos]]''' - Science Fair in front of the Warfield Theater teaching magnetism to Juggalos
* '''June 6th, 15:00 - [[AVC Meetup]]''' - Entrepreneurial bonding & matchmaking
* '''June 9th, 21:00 - Your liver supports Noisebridge''' - Come to Elixir @ 16th & Guerrero anytime after 21:00 and drink, drink, drink! 50% of tips go to Noisebridge
* '''February 27th, 20:00 - [[Hacker EPROM]]''' - Noisebridge's first prom! Nice tie and a (robot) date requiredWe will have a DJ and punch.
* '''February 24th, 19:00, Wednesday - Joris Peels, of [http://www.shapeways.com Shapeways]''', and expert on 3D printing, will give a [[ShaperwaysPresentation | talk and demonstration]] at Noisebridge!.
* '''February 23rd, 18:00 - Cleaning day''' - Come and help clean Noisebridge, because everyone loves a clean hack space.
* '''February 12th, 21:00 - visit from Steve Jackson'''Game designer [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jackson_%28US_game_designer%29 Steve Jackson], founder of Steve Jackson Games, will visit Noisebridge.
* '''January 27th, 18:00-20:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Workshop]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] (contact [[User:Gpvillamil|Gian Pablo]] for more info)
* '''January 27th, 20:00-22:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Performance]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] - "Celebrate a night of new sound that will change your idea of music forever!"
* '''January 25th, 19:30 - [[Bag Porn]]''' - What's in your bag?
* '''January 20th, 19:00-21:00 - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat/about Bay Categories & Types]''' - Categories, monoids, monads, functors and more! Held in the Alonzo Church classroom.
* '''January 20th, 19:00 - [[User Experience Book Club SF]]''' - Our book this month is "A Theory of Fun for Game Design" by Raph Koster - http://is.gd/6sEqw (meets in Turing)
* '''January 21st, 20:00 - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' - Monthly set of lightning talks on diverse topics
* '''January 22nd, 17:00 - [[CleaningParty| Cleaning Party]]''' - Come help clean up Noisebridge! Awsum fun!
* ...January 14th,16th, and 17th 1:00- ??? Build Out day for kitchen/bathroom/laundry bring yourself and a good attitude, learn a few things as well
* '''January 15th, 18:00 - [[CNC_Mill_Workshop]]''' - Learn to use the CNC mill for 2D engraving and circuit board routing
* Thursdays 17:00 [[ASL Group|American Sign Language]] - Learn how to talk without using your voice (or just come chat in ASL)[http://whenisgood.net/noisebridge/asl/generic click to reschedule]

===2009===
* '''November 18th, 19:30''' - [[Dorkbot_2009_11_18|Dorkbot]]
* '''November 19th, 18:00''' - [[Mesh meetup]]
* '''November 19th, 20:00''' - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
* '''November 20th, 18:00''' - Loud Objects [http://www.flickr.com/photos/createdigitalmedia/3428249036/ Noise Toy workshop].
* '''November 20th, 20:00''' - Performance by [http://www.loudobjects.com/ Loud Objects], (featuring Tristan Perich and Lesley Flanigan) and [http://www.myspace.com/jibkidder Jib Kidder].
:'''2009-11-05''' - [http://www.server-sky.com/ Server Sky presentation: Internet and Computation in Orbit] by Keith Lofstrom
:'''2009-11-05''' - [[Mesh meetup]]
:'''2009-11-02''' - [[French]] book club meeting to discuss [http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/2842612892/ref=ord_cart_shr?_encoding=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&v=glance Une Si Longue Lettre]
: ''' October 1st, 18:00''' - [[Wireless_Mesh_Network_Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]
: ''' October 1st, 19:00''' - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat Bay Area Categories and Types]
: '''2009-10-03''' [[Year 1 Open Hacker House]]
:'''Friday''': [[CrazyCryptoNight]] - Discussion of cryptography for beginners through experts6-???
:'''Sunday''' : [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] Sundays, at 3-5pm.
:'''Monday''': [[German]] - Learn German, all levels7pm beginners, 8pm advancedRSVP 24 hours in advance for the benefit of the instructorEvents ran May-November 2009Currently on Thursdays at 8Get on the mailing list.
:'''Tuesday''': [[Haskell/Haschool]] - Learn Haskell with Jason Dusek 6PM - 7:30PM, from May until we're all experts.
:'''Wednesday''': [[Adobe_Lightroom|Adobe Lightroom]] - Become a more organized photographerWeekly class (mostly held off site).
:'''Thursday''': [[Professional VFX Compositing With Adobe After Effects]] - Taught by [[User:SFSlim|Aaron Muszalski]]7:30PM - 10PM, most Thursdays in May & June & ? (click through dammit)
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] 3D Edition
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Wireless Mesh Network Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]
:'''2009-08-20''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] One Dee Edition
:'''2009-07-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] Zero Dee
:'''2009-07-02 - 2009-07-05''': [http://toorcamp.org Toorcamp]
:'''2009-07-01''': Noisedroid meeting to discuss location logging on Android platform (and other stuff too, I'm sure)
:'''2009-06-30''': [[Powerbocking Class|Powerbocking class]]
:'''2009-06-30''': "Suing Telemarketers for Fun and Profit" (Toorcamp talk preview)
:'''2009-06-28''': "Meditation for Hackers" (Toorcamp workshop preview)
:'''2009-06-18''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-06-15''': [[Eagle Workshop]] Session two of the Eagle CAD workshop.
:'''2009-06-13''': [[RoboGames 2009]] Noisebridge had a booth staffed by vounteers, great fun!
:'''2009-05-21''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-04-27''': [[EagleCAD workshop]] -- learn to use this CAD tool for printed circuit board design
:'''2009-04-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] April showers & flowers edition
:'''2009-04-11''': [[RFID Hacking]] weekend workshop (this event moved from the original March date)
:'''2009-04-05''': [[First aid and CPR class]] Learning how to not only not die, but also reduce scarring!
:'''2009-04-03''': [[Sudo pop]] 2PM and onMaking the first batch of a Noisebridge label yerba mate-niated rootbrew, gratis and DIY
:'''2009-03-26''': [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] first meet up for this new group: 8 pm
:'''2009-03-19''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-03-12''': [[OpenBTS and GSM]] talk by David Burgess
:'''2009-02-14''': [[Open Heart Workshop]] Valentine's Day blinkyheart soldering party!
:'''2009-02-13''': [[Time-t_Party|<tt>time_t</tt> Party]] to celebrate 1,234,567,890 since the Unix epoch.
:'''2009-02-09''': [[Spanish learning at 8:30]]
:'''2009-02-05''': [[PGP Key Workshop]]
:'''2009-01-31''': [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]

===2008===
:'''2008-12-27''': [[25C3]] Chaos Computer Congress in Berlin
:'''2008-12-20 & 21''': [[Creme Brulee]] Workshop on creating a french dessert, with bonus propane torch.
:'''2008-12-17 20:00''': [[Machine Learning]] Birds-of-a-feather
:'''2008-11-24''': [[Circuit Hacking Monday]] circuit design workshop
:'''2008-11-21, 7pm''':[[Milk and Cookies]] -- [[User:Dmolnar|David Molnar]] hosts Milk and Cookies at 83CBring a short 5-7minute thing to read to othersBring a potluck cookie/snack/drink if you likeDavid will bring milk and cookies.
:'''2008-11-17, 7:30pm''': [[Basic Bicycle Maintain]] - [[User:rubin110|Rubin]] and [[User:rigel|rigel]] hate it when we see a bike that isn't maintainedScreechy chains and clacking derailleur can go to hellBasic bike tune up, sharing the smarts on simple things you can do at home to make your ride suck a whole lot less.
:'''2008-11-16, 5:00pm''': [[RepRap Soldering Party]] - help assemble RepRap! RSVPs required on wiki! [[User:Adi|adi]]
:'''2008-11-16, 3:00pm''': [[Oscilloscopes]] - Learn how to use this versatile tool to test electronic circuits Maximum 6 slots, please sign up ahead of time! [[User:dstaff|dstaff]]
:'''2008-10-31''': [[Halloween Open House]] - NoiseBridge's own [[PPPC]] threw an awesome open house/halloween galaPost pictures if you got 'em!
:'''2008-10-25''': [[Soldering Workshop]] and Pumpkin Hackin' - Learn to solder for total newbies (or learn to solder better!), including surface mountAdditionally, carve your halloween pumpkins and enjoy some experimental pumpkin pie and/or soup.
:'''2008-10-07''': (tuesday before meeting) - Etch a circuit boardI'll be trying a photo resist etching and a basic printed mask etchingThis is step 1/3 for a project called "annoying USB thingie" which will execute pre-defined keystrokes by sneaking a tiny USB dongle onto a victim^h^h^h^h^h buddy's computer.
:'''2008-09-13''': [[Processing Workshop]] — Learn this very easy-to-use programming language! - [[Processing Workshop Report]]
:'''2008-02-16''': [[Brain Machine Workshop|Brain Machine Making Workshop]]: Our first hardware sprint!

[[Category:Top level]]

DATA

2014-12-19T23:14:22Z

75.101.62.71: /* Also See */ added Computerology

A collaboration were we learn and share programming techniques.

Our focus is on how one organizes and analyzes information in physical memory and on media.

We meet twice a month for presentations and discussion of problem sets.

Participants work on problems during and between meetings.
For communication we use this wiki, a
[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/data mailing list]
and person to person techniques.

Summary:
[[File:Day1-20140617.pdf]]

Glossary:
[[File:Glossary-20140317.pdf]]

Organization of Presentations
* Announcements
* New Topics
* New Problem
* Question / Answer; New Topics & Problems
* Question / Answer; Old Topics & Problems

We hope to record presentations on video, then upload to the creative commons.

== Also See ==

[[Computerology]]

[[Systems|SYSTEMS]]

[[PROGRAMMING]]

[[Algorithms|ALGORITHMS]]

[[Graphics]]

[[Systems]]

[[Security]]

[[Networks]]

[[BENEFITS]]

[[ENGINEERING]]

[[ADMINISTRATION]]

[[Category:FUN]]

User:Fineline

2014-12-08T00:30:14Z

75.101.62.71: /* Contact */

[[File:steve_at_whole_foods_small.jpg|right]]
I'm a theoretical physicist, software developer, and musician. I just moved to SF.

I have a PhD in theoretical physics from UT Austin, and a BS in physics from UC San Diego. My doctoral research dealt with building string theoretic models of QCD-like quantum field theories at strong coupling, via the AdS/CFT correspondence. You can read all about it [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/8542380/non_SUSY_engineering.pdf here] (warning: hella taylor expansions).

== Contact ==
email: fineline@gmail.com

jabber: fineline@jabber.ccc.de

[https://twitter.com/fineline179 Twitter]

[https://www.facebook.com/steve.c.young Facebook]

[http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=204000464&trk=nav_responsive_tab_profile LinkedIn]

== Projects ==

*''vForms'' is a virtual environment for information organization for Windows 8 (sorry like 99.999% of the people reading this). C++ and DirectX. '''Update''' I'll be presenting an initial version at 5MoF on May 15th. I'm aiming to have it released by June 1st on the windows store.

*I'd like to investigate the feasibility of using techniques similar to [http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/um/people/cloop/loopblinn05.pdf Loop and Blinn] for a) rendering bezier splines, in particular digital ink strokes. b) making a fast, resolution independent pdf renderer. Both GLSL and HLSL versions. If this sounds interesting to any DirectX/OpenGL/CG hackers out there, it'd be great to see if we could release something substantial as open source. '''Update 5/6/2014''': I found [https://code.launchpad.net/~macslow/gl-fragment-curves/trunk this], which should be good for study. Also [http://developer.download.nvidia.com/assets/gamedev/files/GL_NV_path_rendering.txt this].

*I'm often working on some sort of quantum-gravity-related research project or other. If any of you guys wanna check my math that would be rad.

== Interests ==

*String Theory
*AdS/CFT
*The [http://arxiv.org/abs/0905.0932 holographic perspective] on quantum entanglement entropy, and its implications for space/time emergence (ie the program spearheaded by [http://arxiv.org/abs/1005.3035 Von Raamsdonk], and of course [http://arxiv.org/abs/1307.1132 EPR=ER])
*Machine Learning
*Statistical Mechanics (I'm particularily interested in learning about/implementing boltzmann machines, and their applications to real-world systems -- eg work by [http://arxiv.org/abs/1012.2242 Bialek]. See also his [http://www.princeton.edu/~wbialek/PHY562.html textbook])
*Kundalini Yoga
*Rational (ie phenomenological) discussion of mysticism in general
*High Explosives
*Saxophone
*Learning Python
*Cinder (creative coding library), and its application towards virtual workspace environment design on tablets and in augmented reality.
*Hiking
*Mountaineering
*Cooking (mostly Chinese and Mexican)
*Open Access Publishing
*Co-operative living

== Some Publications ==

Evolution of non-local observables in an expanding boost-invariant plasma (forthcoming)

[http://arxiv.org/abs/1205.2397 The Stability of Non-Extremal Conifold Backgrounds with Sources]

[http://arxiv.org/abs/1111.1727 The Non-SUSY Baryonic Branch: Soft Supersymmetry Breaking of N=1 Gauge Theories]

[http://arxiv.org/abs/nlin/0110044 Plasticity and learning in a network of coupled phase oscillators]

[http://citeseerx.ist.psu.edu/viewdoc/summary?doi=10.1.1.8.9532 Multi-user communication using chaotic frequency modulation]

DreamTeam

2014-12-04T05:14:31Z

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== Literature & Other Resources ==
see [[DreamTeam/Reading]] for more information.

 [http://lucidity.com/ Lucidity Institute]
 [http://www.dtic.upf.edu/~ralph/ClinNeurophysiol116569.pdf On the predictability of epileptic seizures]
 [https://cours.etsmtl.ca/sys828/REFS/A1/Fawcett_PRL2006.pdf ROC curve review]
 [http://www.dspguide.com/ Free book on digital signal processing]
 [http://materials.jeremybejarano.com/MPIwithPython MPIwithPython solid intro]
 [http://www.hindawi.com/journals/cin/2011/406391/ pyeeg whitepaper]
 [http://www.bearcave.com/misl/misl_tech/wavelets/hurst/ reading on the Hurst exponent, nice pictures]
 [http://www.mc.vanderbilt.edu/documents/neurology/files/Lecture%205-%20EEG%20in%20focal%20epilepsies-handout.pdf EEG in focal epilepsies]
 We've been reading some papers the past two weeks on the [http://researcher.watson.ibm.com/researcher/view_person_subpage.php?id=4700 TrueNorth processor].
 If you're interested in getting involved with the IBM led research group, [http://www.research.ibm.com/cognitive-computing/chip_form.shtml apply here].

 Electric Fields of the Brain: The Neurophysics of EEG, 2nd Edition, Paul L. Nunez & Ramesh Srinivasan
 Rhythms of the Brain, Gyorgy Buzsaki
 [http://www.cogsci.ucsd.edu/research/profile/447/ Bradley Voytek UCSD]
 [http://www.nature.com/neuro/journal/vaop/ncurrent/full/nn.3719.html Voss et al., Induction of self awareness in dreams through frontal low current stimulation of gamma activity]
 [http://www.blogs.uni-mainz.de/fb05philosophie/files/2013/04/Voss-et-al-2013_Measuring-Consciousness-in-Dreams.pdf Voss et al., Measuring consciousness in dreams: The lucidity and consciousness in dreams scale]

[[mHealth_Hackathon]]
 [https://orbit.puzzlebox.info/tracker/wiki Puzzlebox repo/tracker]
 [http://brainliner.jp EEG Data Repository]

GDF Standards:
 [http://arxiv.org/abs/cs.DB/0608052 GDF Data Standards]
 [http://www.bcistandards.org/ Tobi Project => BCI Standards]

European Data Format:
 http://www.edfplus.info/downloads/index.html
 https://github.com/breuderink/eegtools
 http://www.neurotraces.com/edf/

== Other Groups ==

[https://class.coursera.org/neuraldata-001/ Free course on Exploring Neural Data]
[http://diy-neuro.com/ Cognitive Technology Group -- UC-Berkeley]

== Hardware ==
[http://op-innovations.com/ TrueSense]
 [http://www.openbci.com OpenBCI]
 [http://psychiclab.net/IBVA/PsychicLab.html Psychic Labs IBVA]
 [http://www.instructables.com/id/open-brain-wave-interface-hardware-1/ Masahiro Instructables]
 Neurosky Mindwave
 Emotiv Epoc
 [http://www.Open-BCI.org wWw.Open-BCI.org]
 https://noisebridge.net/wiki/OpenEEG

== Code ==

[[DreamTeam/pastebin]]

[[File:Plex.txt]] data acquisition for neurosky mindwave - starting to shape up ...

== IBVA Port ==

Sucessfully built and ran IVBA source (Aug 11, 2013). Key steps below.

1. Root directory of application must be /Developer/Examples/IBVAV4F5Apr12all
 2. [http://cocoabob.net/?p=1032 Installing Xcode 3.2.6 on Mountian Lion] and don't try taking shortcuts... 3.2.1 crashes on run-time when trying to load the project.

== Data ==

We have 650MB of data taken from [[party]] (Aug. 10, 2013).. Where to upload?
 [[File:20130516233839.txt]]
 [[File:20130516233839-1.txt]]

== Events on the Horizon ==

Let's have an excellent installation to bring to [http://toorcamp.toorcon.net/ Toor camp]. Recursive reentry?

== Events beyond the Horizon ==

[http://neurogaming.brainihack.org/projects/project-list/ NeuroGaming Hackathon, May, San Francisco]

[https://sudoroom.org/ai1ec_event/hackyourphd-open-knowledge-meetup/?instance_id=66319, HackYourPhd, SudoRoom, Thursday 7/25]

== (Old) Meeting Notes ==

(still meeting regularly, just lax about taking/posting notes lately. Here's some minutes from our first few meetings ...)

=== March 26, 2014 ===

Notes from March, 26 Meeting. Discussion of dark mind hacks - to be identified and squelched. Infiltration, dissruption, the agent provocatour, etc etc...
 http://darkpatterns.org/

=== June 19, 2013 ===

[http://www.meetup.com/braindjvj/events/119780592/ Meetup@TechShop, 2013/06/19]

=== May 15, 2013 ===

"journal club" discussion to better understand a technical report from NeuroSky - see [[DreamTeam/Reading#Current_Discussion]]

=== May 8, 2013 ===
a small group studied data from the MindWave device and [https://github.com/nbdt hacked on code] to handle (so-called) "timestamps" more realistically ...

=== May 1, 2013 ===
Present: Johny, Daglan, John, Thomas, Aly, Jade, Dan, Kevin, Rohan

Recorded: https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/File:SampleEEGdata20130501.txt

Understanding dreams via EEG readout
Nightmare or not classifier, a good place to start

delta 1-4Hz
theta 4-7Hz
alpha 6-12Hz
low beta 12-15Hz normal focus
mid beta 16-22Hz high focus
high beta 22-24Hz anxiety muscle artifact shortcoming of eeg

peak freq marker of stress

Rohan will look up information on EEG

There will be a burning man device that will be controlled by an EEG headset

[http://www.brainocate.com/ Brain-o-cate] --> interactive video game focused on teaching children about the brain

[http://www.myzeo.com/sleep/ Zeo] headband EEG made for sleep

We like more sensors and high data quality and comfort

Computational neuro science on coursera

Signal localization
*Grid array sensor
*Seizure localization 164/256 sensors on the brain, 1/2" apart
*32 channel EEG on the surface to get a picture
**ElectroCap has cap with 64 sensor places

EEG correlate for REM
*States
http://brainstorms.puzzlebox.info/
LEDs on the HSNPs
*Glow different colors by brain state

Convert brain waves to audio spectrum
*MIDI tones, 4-8Hz offset ==> induce activity
*Musical Insturment Digital Interface
**Feeback loops
**Would have to compensate for delay between the reading device and audio device

Classify audio waves via brain monitoring

What is the difference between vision/hearing and dreaming or thinking on music in the brain?
*dtMRI - detects neuronal activity, by neuron strands

Thermal infrared camera to monitor blood-flow in the brain

IR cameras to measure full specture, rather than stricly amplitude
Could construct a small array of infrared sensors -- more economic

==Project Ideas==

Send EEG data recorded during the meeting
*Guess who was wearing the device
*See Attached

Rohan has 9 months of EEG data from Hymalayas
*Has built a meditation classifier from raw Neuro Sky data

Dan would like to have real-time display, in form of LEDs on cap, that reflects EEG data
*Feedback loop between two people wearing LED caps

Brian with badasslighting and [http://www.americansteelstudios.com/2013/department-of-spontaneous-combustion-awarded-burning-man-grant dept of spontaneous combustion]
host open night in W Oakland, teach welding, art, construction
steel walk-in structure with neurons and synapses of LEDs in acrlyic tubes
0.3W LEDs all over the place
raspberry pi
flame effects for quiet mind
"processing" python tool to mix RP with picture
looking for a developers to workout the details of nero-data to brain lights
American Steel, Mandela and 20th, open house
Contact Brian if interested @ 415-509-2100/bkrawitz@gmail.com

Johny wants to convert brain data into music
*translation technique
*dream sounds outside the HSNPs

Space craft does ambient electronic music

Max Queue is an astronaut headed band

==Background==

https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/neuro/2013-April/000791.html

[Neuro] Coming soon to Noisebridge - The Dream Team
bfb at riseup.net
Wed Apr 24 18:00:00 UTC 2013

Previous message: [Neuro] Neuro Digest, Vol 31, Issue 3
Messages sorted by: [ date ] [ thread ] [ subject ] [ author ]

Hello Noisebridge!

We shall meet on Wednesday, May 1, at 6:30, because we're all stars!
Python class is over, now let's put that good know-how to work on some
maths and science stuffs. There may also be comestibles, just this once.

Come down to the 6:30 share-a-thon. Discuss your dreams and other
applications of neuron-monitoring devices. I want to investigate lexical
dream content and brainwaves of people all over the planet, starting
with Noisebridge. Thus far, I have an EEG device and a semi-incomplete
research facility (HSNPs).

To get up to speed with what I've been looking into read on. And all you
varied neuro-hackers out there please do go to the brainliner.jp site,
it's amazing.

I've attached a copy of a sample data set taken while writing this
message. Also attached is a screen shot of the GUI that the python
scripts create. The scripts run great on Debian. The dongle that comes
with the device has an antenna to pick-up the WiFi transmissions from
the device. It opens the right sockets, makes a few hand shakes, and
promptly peaces out. Neurosky purports the device will give a good
signal up to 10m. It spews ~500 measures per second.

https://github.com/akloster/python-mindwave

This is the EEG device. Specs included.

http://store.neurosky.com/products/mindwave-1

And here's a link to Yukiyasu Kamitani's landing page with ATR, Advanced
Telecommunications Research Institute International. He's head of the
Department of Neuroinfomatics, and lead reacher on the publication
below. They are working on predicting dream sequences from EEG and MRI
data taken while asleep.

http://www.cns.atr.jp/dni/en/members/kamitani_e/
http://www.cns.atr.jp/dni/en/publications/

Kanitani and others are open-sourcing a good bit of their work. See git
hub repository and standardized repository for sharing neuro-data below.
They're set-up to run in Mat Lab, but w/e.

Really, go to brainliner and then giggle crescendoing into mad-scientist
roar.

http://brainliner.jp/
https://github.com/ATR-DNI/VBCCA

And finally, to pass on a message from a friend, because it's open in my
browser and seems appropriate.
https://raw.github.com/videlalvaro/gifsockets/master/doc/mybrain.gif

See you Wednesday.

-Kevin

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[[Category:Neuro]]

Category:Events

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Official, Semi-Official, one-off and other events at the Noisebridge space.

=Event Calendar=
<onlyinclude>Not all events make it onto this calendar. Many events only make it to the [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/ Discussion] or [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-announce/ Announcements] mailing lists, [[IRC]] or in person at [[:Category:Meeting_Notes | Tuesday meetings]]. Best of all, Noisebridge is about people getting together at the space in San Francisco to do stuff. DO pay attention, as some events just arise organically from the bottom up!

 
If you'd like to host an event yourself, we recommend bringing in at least one Noisebridge member, and getting advice on [[Hosting_an_Event|hosting an event]] at Noisebridge.

=== Upcoming Events [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=2 edit] ===


 
!i!i!i!i!i!i! NOISEBRIDGE THANKSGIVING DAY EVENT !i!i!i!i!i!i!
 
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!! NOISEBRIDGE IMPROMPTU THANKSGIVING CELEBRATION. There will be a impromptu THANKFUL for the BRIDGE Potluck & cleaning (as there is still a lot of it to do)-celebration day here at the Bridge,The cleaning will be all day, the Potluck will be at 5:00pm (feel free to bring food and drinks), with Hack o' type movies playing late into the night. Feel free to let people know!!! -Cheers & "Hack the Planet together!" - RAYC
 

=== Recurring Events [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=3 edit] ===


==== Mondays ====
* '''5:30 pm [[SafeSpaceWG]] drama resolution''' - discussion of problems and solutions relating to behavior in the space
* '''7:30 pm - 10:00 pm [[Circuit Hacking Mondays]]'''  ''<div style="padding-left: 30px; max-width: 725px;">- Learn to solder! And make cool things with electronics. [[User:maltman23|Mitch]], Rolf, [[User:Miloh|Miloh]], [[User:Cedric|Cedric]], Cheng, Greg, and/or a host of others will bring kits-for-purchase to make cool, hackable things for all skill levels that you can bring home after you make them! Many designed for '''absolute beginners'''! Bring your own projects to hack! Bring things to fix! All ages. All are welcome! See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] and the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.</div>
* '''8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[Front-end Web Development]]''' - '''Lectures on hiatus until the class reboot, new series starting 2015-01-05!''' Learn HTML/CSS/JS. We're covering the basics and then going in-depth on different topics every week. Recap of last week's material starts at 7:30 pm. Join the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/webdev WebDev list] or the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for updates.
* [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Take Out the Trash Night -- Round One]] Be sure to put bins out by midnight as the trash truck comes between 1:30 to 2:30am.

==== Tuesdays - ''Super'' Tuesdays! ====
* '''6:00 pm - 7:00 pm [[Hack_and_Tell| Hack and Tell]]''' - We want you to share your projects, eat snacks and get acquainted. Casual meet and greet for all.
* '''7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [http://www.railsschool.org Ruby and Rails class]''' - Seminar and workshop for learning everything about Ruby, Rails, and web application development (Church classroom). See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.
* '''7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [[PyClass]]'''- Crash course in the Python standard library, held in Turing. Beyond Beginning-level.
* '''7:00 pm [[Meetings|Noisebridge Weekly Meeting]]''' - Introducing new people and events to the space, general discussion, and decision-making on key issues. '''This is your space, folks. Come on out here in person to express what you think about what's going on with it!'''

==== Wednesdays ====

* 6:00 pm - 8:00pm SF-LUG Weekly Linux Discussion Group, held in the Turing classroom.
* 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [[PyClass]]-Crash course in the Python standard library, held in Church. Beyond Beginner-level.
* '''First meetup 17th Dec, alternating monthly between SF and South Bay''' 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm [[Cyberspectrum|Cyberspectrum: Software Defined Radio Meetup]] in Hackatorium '''(new)''': A place to learn and exchange ideas about SDR. Presentations on concepts, mystery signals, hardware/software and cool applications.
* 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[DreamTeam| Dream Team Neuro Hackery]] - EEG research & development project with general interest in sleep, dreaming, creative intelligence, and many loosely related topics such as: neurophysiology, signal processing, cognitive neuroscience, and (especially) hacking code and devices for data acquisition and analysis. Join us at the [[CollaborationStation]] (near the Hackatorium). Expect general discussion around 8 PM - usually moving along by 9 PM to focus on more technical aspects of current project.

==== Thursdays ====
* [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Trash Night -- Round Two]] - Take out the trash for Friday morning! Do it by midnight as truck comes 1:30-2:30am.

* 7:00 pm [[Digital Archivists]] - Learn how to scan books and help build book scanners.
* 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[UavGroup]] - Weekly meetup to collaborate on unmanned aerial vehicles.
* 7:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[3D Thursday]] Weekly meetup (non-3rd-thursdays) at Noisebridge focusing on 3D Printers, CNC machines, FabLabs, and replicating machines of all kinds.
* 8:00 pm [[Front-end_Web_Development#Lab|Front-end Web Development Lab]] - '''Lab sessions on hiatus until the class reboot, new series starting 2015-01-08!''' Understand by doing! A recap of Monday's lecture in workshop form - and a good time for one-on-one help with the material.
* '''8:00 pm [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' a.k.a. 5MoF - lightning 5min talks every 3rd Thursday of the month

==== Fridays ====
* 18:00 - 20:00 1st & 3rd Friday's [[DATA]] in Turing; understanding and using data
* 20:00 - 22:00 1st & 3rd Friday's [[FUN Tutoring]] @ [[CollaborationStation]]


==== Saturdays ====
* 12:00 pm - 2:00 pm '''[[Godwafflenoisepancakes]]''' An afternoon of noise music and vegan pancakes. Monthly dates vary. Next show is December 13th and then January 12th. Turn it up... bring the noise!!!
* 12:00 pm - 6:00 pm '''[[modular|Modular and Analog Synth Workshop]]''' NEXT WORKSHOP TBA Learn the basics of analog synthesis on a modular synth with Douglas. we will meet in the church.

==== Sundays ====

* 12:30 pm - 7:30 pm [[Dungeons and Dragons]] in Church, currently looking for new players.
* 1:00 pm Monthly Lock Sport Collaboration: Come learn how to pick locks and learn more about them with the [http://www.tooolsf.org/ SF Bay Area chapter] of [http://toool.us/ TOOOL]. The group meets on alternating months at Noisebridge and in San Jose. Check the [https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/tooolsf-announce TOOOL SF announcement list] for details.
* 2:00 pm [[BAHA]] - [http://baha.bitrot.info Bay Area Hacker's Association] - security meeting (2nd Sundays only)
* 3:00 pm [[Go]] - Playing of the Go board game. On nice days we often take the boards to Dolores Park and play there.
* 5:00-7:30 pm [[How to start a startup]][http://startupclass.samaltman.com/] lecture viewings in Church. General Assembly 8/12/14. Wix.com 8/28/14 (not 8/26/14).
* 6:00 pm [[Plan 9]] class (if not Noisebridge check Sycamore)
</onlyinclude>

If you'd like to contact somebody at Noisebridge regarding these Events or even the Noisebridge Wiki itself, then please send an email message to one of the Board members listed in the [[Contacts]] list, e.g., <secretary@noisebridge.net> or <treasurer@noisebridge.net>

=== Orphaned Events ===
These events appear to be dormant or extinct.

* SAT 10:15 - 12:10 [[Juggling with Judy!]] Note: next class is scheduled for Saturday June 29th. Attention juggling fans! Judy will be at the 2013 World Juggling Day celebration Saturday June 15th at Ripley's Believe It Or Not Odditorium in San Francisco Fisherman's Warf - free event begins at 1. Come check it out!
* THU 18:00 - 21:00 '''[[Privacy Bay]]''' - A monthly meetup for Bay Area folks interested in privacy. Meets in Church on the last Thursday of the month.
* FRI 19:00 - 21:00 [[Anarchy_101|Anarchy 101]] - a class/seminar on what anarchy is and is not, and how it impacts us as individuals and as discrete groups.
* SUN 13:00 [[Songbridge]]: (Bi-monthly) Learn how to make and record music with a computerWe cover midi and vst as well as multi-track recordingBring your laptop.
* 20:00 - 22:00 [[Noise~_Wednesday | Noise~ Wed]] - Graphical media programming with Max/MSP/Jitter

*19:00 [[Tahoe-LAFS]] - Occasional meetup of users and/or developers of the Least Authority File System.

* 14:00 - 16:00 Android Developer Support Group - Meet up with other app developers in the library for a lightly structured knowledge-share.

=== Proposed Future Events and Classes ===
:'''(TBD)''': [[Sound Science]] A potential monthly lecture/demonstration series on the little known science behind sound reproductionTopics to include: Transducer Physics(speakers and mics), Room Acoustics, Signal Path and Cabling,Loudspeaker design 101, Music Production Tips for Big Sound, and How to make a small system sound HUGEEach session to include hands on projects like making speakers from stuff lying around, Non-Newtonian bass monsters, and ez speaker mods for anyoneIf interested contact the new guy-> MattLong8 at gmail dot com, 805 four five three - six zero nine seven
:'''(TBD)''': [[Modular Synthesis]] a bi-weekly (or monthly) group devoted to modular synthesizers> workshop will include modular sound synthesis styles and techniques, a study of different modules and their functions, ie voltage controlled oscillator, voltage controlled filter, low frequency oscillator, envelope generator ect and how these modules interact with each other, what control voltage and triggers are..... as well as one on one time for each student with the modular, which is a 60 space large format Moog style modular synthesizer with big knobs and 1/4 jacks including performance and other awesomeness by Douglas. contact Douglas at greenshoos at gmail dotcom
:'''(TBD)''': [[VideoHacking]] a weekly video/video art devoted hacker group, including experiments in the 3D vr realm...if interested contact julialc4@gmail.com
:Wednesdays at 21:00 [[Brewing Bridge]] - Malakkar Proposal: Learn how to make your drinks fun AND antibacterial, using yeastThis will be recurring if enough interest or need is presentAssociated items - what to do with brewing leftovers, and brewers sample hour, etc.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Probability]] - Weekly probability study group based on [http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/electrical-engineering-and-computer-science/6-041-probabilistic-systems-analysis-and-applied-probability-spring-2006/related-resources/ Fundamentals of Applied Probability Theory] by Al Drake
:'''(TBD)''': [[Mandarin Corner|Mandarin]] - Learn or practice Mandarin, all levels. Also currently on hiatus. Get on the mailing list.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Movie Night!]] - [[User:ThOMG|Thom]] wants to build community through nerdy sci-fi! (+Bill+Ted+Excellence++) (how about a Friday hacker movie night? -[[User:Carl|Carl]])
:'''(TBD)''': [[Introduction to the AVR Microcontroller]] - [[User:Mightyohm|Jeff]] and [[User:Maltman23|Mitch]] are planning an introductory class for people wanting to make cool projects with AVRs.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Basic Chemistry Lab Techniques]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cuddle Puddle for the Economy]] - Stress-hacking with informal massage exchange.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Milk and Cookies]] - Come read your favorite selections out loudWith Milk and Cookies (and yeah, probably beer too).
:'''(TBD)''': [[Processing Workshop 2]] - [[User:Scmurray|Scott]] is interested in teaching this, and is busy thinking about what, where, when, why, and how.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Hack your Hardware]] -- We call BS on "no user-serviceable parts inside"
:'''(TBD)''': [[Homebrew Instruction Class]] - The Wort (pt 1/3)
:'''(TBD)''': [[Trip to Shooting Range]] - Field trip to a shooting range, to shoot guns Express interest at [[Trip to Shooting Range]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Surface Mount Soldering Workshop]] - Learn how to solder cicuits with small surface mount parts [[User:maltman23|Mitch Altman]] and Martin Bogomolni and others will show their tricks [[User:maltman23|Mitch]] will bring hackable kits that uses surface mounts for you to solder<-YES!(mattlong8 at gmail dot com)
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Version control tutorial]]
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Foreign language learning for rocket scientists]] - I'm near-native (fool people when I try) in (French and) Japanese, and a pro trans/terpreter and will share my shortcuts (skill-order, vocab, speed/articulation, translation≅grammar)No expertise on tonal languages yet..so if you know how to remember tones or how tone-sandhi interacts with speed and/or how nuances of speaker attitude are expressed in them (what we do with rythm/inflection/sentence-intonation and stress in Eng., and with particles and ??? in e.gCantonese) please chime in or call me (415-608-0564) so I can convey your wisdom[also looking for a from-scratch Arabic partner]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Getting started with Arduino]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Distributed Databases]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Node.js Beginners Session]] - Interested in learning about Node.js? I amMaybe these guys want to teach it: http://www.meetup.com/Joyent-Cloud-User-Group/events/81311542/

:'''(TBD)''': [[Scrum Club]] - I though I'd test the waters and see if anyone was interested in a noisebridge scrum club details are here http://scrumclub.org/scrum-clubs/ if inturested hit me up twitter: @theabcasian, facebook: http://www.facebook.com/theabcasian
:'''(TBD)''': [[CNC Mill Workshop]] - Who wants to make stuff on the [[MaxNCMill]]?
:'''(TBD)''': [[Math & Science Help]] - If you would like some math, science or engineering help, I'm down to lend a hand.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cyborg Group|Cyborg Group / Sensebridge]] - Work on projects like artificial senses Someone needs to lead this!
:'''(TBD)''': [[OpenEEG]] - Brain techHas historically met on Sundays, at the behest of interested parties.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Programming_for_Poets | Programming for Poets]] - Gentle intro to programming using Processing
:'''(TBD)''': [[World Builders & Simgineers]] - Work together to create a beautiful & open virtual world & platform.
:'''(TBD)''': [[PlunderBridge]] - Metal detecting, detector technology & treasure hunting expeditions.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Ruby Mining]] - Ruby on Rails basics, interactive working group
:'''(TBD)''': [[MoinMoin Wiki]] - MoinMoin Wiki (details see there)
:'''(TBD)''': [[Noisebridge Fundraiser 2013]]

= Past Events =

===2013===
*{{event
|time = Friday, August 9, 5:00pm
|title = Noisebridge Party Setup
|description = Volunteers will be preparing the space for Saturday's show. There are no scheduled conflicts; you might be asked to move multiple times by someone pushing a broom and assembling a raised stage simultaneously.
|}}

*{{event
|time = Saturday, August 10, 4:00pm
|title = Noisebridge "______ the Bridge" Party
|description = a summer fundraising party for Noisebridge, which YOU are invited to!
|suggested donation = $10, but no one turned away for lack of funds
|}}

*{{event
|time = Sunday, August 11, 2:00pm
|title = Bay Area Hackers' Association Meeting
|description = Jon Callas presenting on [[BAHA/2013-08-11|Secure Communications, Privacy, Counter-Surveillance]].
|}}

* '''Wednesday, May 22, 7.00 pm: Instructables Build Night''' - Bare Conductive, Instructables will supply Bare Conductive paint pens and pizza. Come experiment with the paint and post some Instructables. This is a FREE event.

===2012===
* '''December 20, Thursday, 20:00 - 22:00 - [[5MoF|5 Minutes of Fame]]''' - Following up on its triumphant return in November, 5MoF is back with another showcase of lightning talks & other good stuff, with your host Sir Danny O'Brien! Details TBA
*'''Tuesday Feb14th, 18:00 to 20:00''' ZiP MegaZine releases its inaugural issue with '''My Noisy Valentine''' Zine Release Microparty in the Noisebridge cafeFor more info follow [[zine | this]] link.
* '''Wednesday, Jan30, 20:00-22:00''' [[zine|ZiP]] meeting for zine-makers & others with an interest in printing & self-publishingThe meeting 1/30/13 is our first since mid-2012We plan to hold them regularly from now on at this time (Wednesday 8pm)This meeting will be informal & will probably take place in the printing/lasercutter area of the hackerspace.

===2011===

* '''September 11th 14:00 to 17:00''' - The San Francisco Chapter of the Open Organisation Of Lockpickers and Bay Area Hacker's Association present a joint meeting on [https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Locksport locksport]
*'''August 4, 7PM, Thursday''' - [http://zeidman.net Bob Zeidman] will be giving a talk on video games and intellectual property, hosted by TheMADEHe will also speak about IP infringement cases.
*'''August 9, 6:30PM, Tuesday''' - [http://www.meetup.com/makesf/events/26413241/ Make:SF] - Chris Jefferies will speak about the wireless sensor kit he is developing and we are bringing back our all star soldering kits.

* '''April 13th, 19:00''' - Kombucha fermentation class with [[BioBridge]]
*'''April 7th, 20:00''' - [[In-Depth|Noisebridge: In-Depth]] Our monthly lecture and round tableThis month's speaker will be Aragorn! his lecture will be "Anarchism & technology: An unbridgeable chasm"
*'''April 4th, 20:00''' - Camp KDE PartyCome and meet part of the KDE North America community and get a quick overview of this year's [http://camp.kde.org/ Camp KDE] conferenceThere will be beer
*'''April 3rd, 16:00''' - NoiseCaching: Meet-up to build some geocaches, and talk about making geocoinsThen we'll head out to find some local caches and place caches we made[http://www.geocaching.com More info about Geocaching here]
* '''March 20th, 19:00''' [[Hack Politics]] meetup -- the first meetup to figure out how we in the hacker community can effectively mobilize and create meaningful change in these interesting times
* '''March 12th, 12:00-18:00 - Noisebridge Hackathon!''' Second Saturday Hackathon is a casual monthly event dedicated to working on the space or relevant projects and building community This is a great time to get feedback or help on any projects you have been considering that center around the space, culture, and infrastructure of Noisebridge You can also help with existing projects and find out ways to get involved.
* '''March 10, Thursday, 19:00 - Group Grammar Clinic''' - Church Classroom - Donations gladly accepted - A clinic for grammar and writing evaluationPlease bring your web/social or technical writing for us to evaluateBring your laptop as well Collaboration groupware possibly provided(Please suggest groupware software to use if you wish)Constructive feedback from other group members is encouraged so that this clinic is a group process- Facilitator: [[User:Owen|Owen]] (opietro@yahoo.com)
* '''March 9th, 20:00''' - Ferment and filter a mash! [[fermentation logs]]

===2010===
* '''Sunday, August 22, 19:00 CLUB-MATE DROPOFF AND TASTING PARTY''' Nick Farr will be in town to drop off Club-Mate ordered by San Franciscans!
* '''June 5th, 12:00-19:00 - [[NoiseBridgeRehab]]''' - Help make the space more usable and accessible! Noisebridge needs your help!
* '''June 5th, 16:00-20:00 - [[Science For Juggalos]]''' - Science Fair in front of the Warfield Theater teaching magnetism to Juggalos
* '''June 6th, 15:00 - [[AVC Meetup]]''' - Entrepreneurial bonding & matchmaking
* '''June 9th, 21:00 - Your liver supports Noisebridge''' - Come to Elixir @ 16th & Guerrero anytime after 21:00 and drink, drink, drink! 50% of tips go to Noisebridge
* '''February 27th, 20:00 - [[Hacker EPROM]]''' - Noisebridge's first prom! Nice tie and a (robot) date requiredWe will have a DJ and punch.
* '''February 24th, 19:00, Wednesday - Joris Peels, of [http://www.shapeways.com Shapeways]''', and expert on 3D printing, will give a [[ShaperwaysPresentation | talk and demonstration]] at Noisebridge!.
* '''February 23rd, 18:00 - Cleaning day''' - Come and help clean Noisebridge, because everyone loves a clean hack space.
* '''February 12th, 21:00 - visit from Steve Jackson'''Game designer [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jackson_%28US_game_designer%29 Steve Jackson], founder of Steve Jackson Games, will visit Noisebridge.
* '''January 27th, 18:00-20:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Workshop]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] (contact [[User:Gpvillamil|Gian Pablo]] for more info)
* '''January 27th, 20:00-22:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Performance]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] - "Celebrate a night of new sound that will change your idea of music forever!"
* '''January 25th, 19:30 - [[Bag Porn]]''' - What's in your bag?
* '''January 20th, 19:00-21:00 - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat/about Bay Categories & Types]''' - Categories, monoids, monads, functors and more! Held in the Alonzo Church classroom.
* '''January 20th, 19:00 - [[User Experience Book Club SF]]''' - Our book this month is "A Theory of Fun for Game Design" by Raph Koster - http://is.gd/6sEqw (meets in Turing)
* '''January 21st, 20:00 - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' - Monthly set of lightning talks on diverse topics
* '''January 22nd, 17:00 - [[CleaningParty| Cleaning Party]]''' - Come help clean up Noisebridge! Awsum fun!
* ...January 14th,16th, and 17th 1:00- ??? Build Out day for kitchen/bathroom/laundry bring yourself and a good attitude, learn a few things as well
* '''January 15th, 18:00 - [[CNC_Mill_Workshop]]''' - Learn to use the CNC mill for 2D engraving and circuit board routing
* Thursdays 17:00 [[ASL Group|American Sign Language]] - Learn how to talk without using your voice (or just come chat in ASL)[http://whenisgood.net/noisebridge/asl/generic click to reschedule]

===2009===
* '''November 18th, 19:30''' - [[Dorkbot_2009_11_18|Dorkbot]]
* '''November 19th, 18:00''' - [[Mesh meetup]]
* '''November 19th, 20:00''' - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
* '''November 20th, 18:00''' - Loud Objects [http://www.flickr.com/photos/createdigitalmedia/3428249036/ Noise Toy workshop].
* '''November 20th, 20:00''' - Performance by [http://www.loudobjects.com/ Loud Objects], (featuring Tristan Perich and Lesley Flanigan) and [http://www.myspace.com/jibkidder Jib Kidder].
:'''2009-11-05''' - [http://www.server-sky.com/ Server Sky presentation: Internet and Computation in Orbit] by Keith Lofstrom
:'''2009-11-05''' - [[Mesh meetup]]
:'''2009-11-02''' - [[French]] book club meeting to discuss [http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/2842612892/ref=ord_cart_shr?_encoding=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&v=glance Une Si Longue Lettre]
: ''' October 1st, 18:00''' - [[Wireless_Mesh_Network_Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]
: ''' October 1st, 19:00''' - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat Bay Area Categories and Types]
: '''2009-10-03''' [[Year 1 Open Hacker House]]
:'''Friday''': [[CrazyCryptoNight]] - Discussion of cryptography for beginners through experts6-???
:'''Sunday''' : [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] Sundays, at 3-5pm.
:'''Monday''': [[German]] - Learn German, all levels7pm beginners, 8pm advancedRSVP 24 hours in advance for the benefit of the instructorEvents ran May-November 2009Currently on Thursdays at 8Get on the mailing list.
:'''Tuesday''': [[Haskell/Haschool]] - Learn Haskell with Jason Dusek 6PM - 7:30PM, from May until we're all experts.
:'''Wednesday''': [[Adobe_Lightroom|Adobe Lightroom]] - Become a more organized photographerWeekly class (mostly held off site).
:'''Thursday''': [[Professional VFX Compositing With Adobe After Effects]] - Taught by [[User:SFSlim|Aaron Muszalski]]7:30PM - 10PM, most Thursdays in May & June & ? (click through dammit)
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] 3D Edition
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Wireless Mesh Network Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]
:'''2009-08-20''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] One Dee Edition
:'''2009-07-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] Zero Dee
:'''2009-07-02 - 2009-07-05''': [http://toorcamp.org Toorcamp]
:'''2009-07-01''': Noisedroid meeting to discuss location logging on Android platform (and other stuff too, I'm sure)
:'''2009-06-30''': [[Powerbocking Class|Powerbocking class]]
:'''2009-06-30''': "Suing Telemarketers for Fun and Profit" (Toorcamp talk preview)
:'''2009-06-28''': "Meditation for Hackers" (Toorcamp workshop preview)
:'''2009-06-18''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-06-15''': [[Eagle Workshop]] Session two of the Eagle CAD workshop.
:'''2009-06-13''': [[RoboGames 2009]] Noisebridge had a booth staffed by vounteers, great fun!
:'''2009-05-21''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-04-27''': [[EagleCAD workshop]] -- learn to use this CAD tool for printed circuit board design
:'''2009-04-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] April showers & flowers edition
:'''2009-04-11''': [[RFID Hacking]] weekend workshop (this event moved from the original March date)
:'''2009-04-05''': [[First aid and CPR class]] Learning how to not only not die, but also reduce scarring!
:'''2009-04-03''': [[Sudo pop]] 2PM and onMaking the first batch of a Noisebridge label yerba mate-niated rootbrew, gratis and DIY
:'''2009-03-26''': [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] first meet up for this new group: 8 pm
:'''2009-03-19''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-03-12''': [[OpenBTS and GSM]] talk by David Burgess
:'''2009-02-14''': [[Open Heart Workshop]] Valentine's Day blinkyheart soldering party!
:'''2009-02-13''': [[Time-t_Party|<tt>time_t</tt> Party]] to celebrate 1,234,567,890 since the Unix epoch.
:'''2009-02-09''': [[Spanish learning at 8:30]]
:'''2009-02-05''': [[PGP Key Workshop]]
:'''2009-01-31''': [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]

===2008===
:'''2008-12-27''': [[25C3]] Chaos Computer Congress in Berlin
:'''2008-12-20 & 21''': [[Creme Brulee]] Workshop on creating a french dessert, with bonus propane torch.
:'''2008-12-17 20:00''': [[Machine Learning]] Birds-of-a-feather
:'''2008-11-24''': [[Circuit Hacking Monday]] circuit design workshop
:'''2008-11-21, 7pm''':[[Milk and Cookies]] -- [[User:Dmolnar|David Molnar]] hosts Milk and Cookies at 83CBring a short 5-7minute thing to read to othersBring a potluck cookie/snack/drink if you likeDavid will bring milk and cookies.
:'''2008-11-17, 7:30pm''': [[Basic Bicycle Maintain]] - [[User:rubin110|Rubin]] and [[User:rigel|rigel]] hate it when we see a bike that isn't maintainedScreechy chains and clacking derailleur can go to hellBasic bike tune up, sharing the smarts on simple things you can do at home to make your ride suck a whole lot less.
:'''2008-11-16, 5:00pm''': [[RepRap Soldering Party]] - help assemble RepRap! RSVPs required on wiki! [[User:Adi|adi]]
:'''2008-11-16, 3:00pm''': [[Oscilloscopes]] - Learn how to use this versatile tool to test electronic circuits Maximum 6 slots, please sign up ahead of time! [[User:dstaff|dstaff]]
:'''2008-10-31''': [[Halloween Open House]] - NoiseBridge's own [[PPPC]] threw an awesome open house/halloween galaPost pictures if you got 'em!
:'''2008-10-25''': [[Soldering Workshop]] and Pumpkin Hackin' - Learn to solder for total newbies (or learn to solder better!), including surface mountAdditionally, carve your halloween pumpkins and enjoy some experimental pumpkin pie and/or soup.
:'''2008-10-07''': (tuesday before meeting) - Etch a circuit boardI'll be trying a photo resist etching and a basic printed mask etchingThis is step 1/3 for a project called "annoying USB thingie" which will execute pre-defined keystrokes by sneaking a tiny USB dongle onto a victim^h^h^h^h^h buddy's computer.
:'''2008-09-13''': [[Processing Workshop]] — Learn this very easy-to-use programming language! - [[Processing Workshop Report]]
:'''2008-02-16''': [[Brain Machine Workshop|Brain Machine Making Workshop]]: Our first hardware sprint!

[[Category:Top level]]

Category:Events

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Official, Semi-Official, one-off and other events at the Noisebridge space.

=Event Calendar=
<onlyinclude>Not all events make it onto this calendar. Many events only make it to the [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/ Discussion] or [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-announce/ Announcements] mailing lists, [[IRC]] or in person at [[:Category:Meeting_Notes | Tuesday meetings]]. Best of all, Noisebridge is about people getting together at the space in San Francisco to do stuff. DO pay attention, as some events just arise organically from the bottom up!

 
If you'd like to host an event yourself, we recommend bringing in at least one Noisebridge member, and getting advice on [[Hosting_an_Event|hosting an event]] at Noisebridge.

=== Upcoming Events [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=2 edit] ===


 
!i!i!i!i!i!i! NOISEBRIDGE THANKSGIVING DAY EVENT !i!i!i!i!i!i!
 
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!! NOISEBRIDGE IMPROMPTU THANKSGIVING CELEBRATION. There will be a impromptu THANKFUL for the BRIDGE Potluck & cleaning (as there is still a lot of it to do)-celebration day here at the Bridge,The cleaning will be all day, the Potluck will be at 5:00pm (feel free to bring food and drinks), with HaXoR type movies following there after. Feel free to let people know!!! -Cheers & Hack the PlaNeT together - RAYC
 

=== Recurring Events [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=3 edit] ===


==== Mondays ====
* '''5:30 pm [[SafeSpaceWG]] drama resolution''' - discussion of problems and solutions relating to behavior in the space
* '''7:30 pm - 10:00 pm [[Circuit Hacking Mondays]]'''  ''<div style="padding-left: 30px; max-width: 725px;">- Learn to solder! And make cool things with electronics. [[User:maltman23|Mitch]], Rolf, [[User:Miloh|Miloh]], [[User:Cedric|Cedric]], Cheng, Greg, and/or a host of others will bring kits-for-purchase to make cool, hackable things for all skill levels that you can bring home after you make them! Many designed for '''absolute beginners'''! Bring your own projects to hack! Bring things to fix! All ages. All are welcome! See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] and the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.</div>
* '''8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[Front-end Web Development]]''' - '''Lectures on hiatus until the class reboot, new series starting 2015-01-05!''' Learn HTML/CSS/JS. We're covering the basics and then going in-depth on different topics every week. Recap of last week's material starts at 7:30 pm. Join the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/webdev WebDev list] or the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for updates.
* [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Take Out the Trash Night -- Round One]] Be sure to put bins out by midnight as the trash truck comes between 1:30 to 2:30am.

==== Tuesdays - ''Super'' Tuesdays! ====
* '''6:00 pm - 7:00 pm [[Hack_and_Tell| Hack and Tell]]''' - We want you to share your projects, eat snacks and get acquainted. Casual meet and greet for all.
* '''7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [http://www.railsschool.org Ruby and Rails class]''' - Seminar and workshop for learning everything about Ruby, Rails, and web application development (Church classroom). See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.
* '''7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [[PyClass]]'''- Crash course in the Python standard library, held in Turing. Beyond Beginning-level.
* '''7:00 pm [[Meetings|Noisebridge Weekly Meeting]]''' - Introducing new people and events to the space, general discussion, and decision-making on key issues. '''This is your space, folks. Come on out here in person to express what you think about what's going on with it!'''

==== Wednesdays ====

* 6:00 pm - 8:00pm SF-LUG Weekly Linux Discussion Group, held in the Turing classroom.
* 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [[PyClass]]-Crash course in the Python standard library, held in Church. Beyond Beginner-level.
* '''First meetup 17th Dec, alternating monthly between SF and South Bay''' 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm [[Cyberspectrum|Cyberspectrum: Software Defined Radio Meetup]] in Hackatorium '''(new)''': A place to learn and exchange ideas about SDR. Presentations on concepts, mystery signals, hardware/software and cool applications.
* 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[DreamTeam| Dream Team Neuro Hackery]] - EEG research & development project with general interest in sleep, dreaming, creative intelligence, and many loosely related topics such as: neurophysiology, signal processing, cognitive neuroscience, and (especially) hacking code and devices for data acquisition and analysis. Join us at the [[CollaborationStation]] (near the Hackatorium). Expect general discussion around 8 PM - usually moving along by 9 PM to focus on more technical aspects of current project.

==== Thursdays ====
* [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Trash Night -- Round Two]] - Take out the trash for Friday morning! Do it by midnight as truck comes 1:30-2:30am.

* 7:00 pm [[Digital Archivists]] - Learn how to scan books and help build book scanners.
* 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[UavGroup]] - Weekly meetup to collaborate on unmanned aerial vehicles.
* 7:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[3D Thursday]] Weekly meetup (non-3rd-thursdays) at Noisebridge focusing on 3D Printers, CNC machines, FabLabs, and replicating machines of all kinds.
* 8:00 pm [[Front-end_Web_Development#Lab|Front-end Web Development Lab]] - '''Lab sessions on hiatus until the class reboot, new series starting 2015-01-08!''' Understand by doing! A recap of Monday's lecture in workshop form - and a good time for one-on-one help with the material.
* '''8:00 pm [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' a.k.a. 5MoF - lightning 5min talks every 3rd Thursday of the month

==== Fridays ====
* 18:00 - 20:00 1st & 3rd Friday's [[DATA]] in Turing; understanding and using data
* 20:00 - 22:00 1st & 3rd Friday's [[FUN Tutoring]] @ [[CollaborationStation]]


==== Saturdays ====
* 12:00 pm - 2:00 pm '''[[Godwafflenoisepancakes]]''' An afternoon of noise music and vegan pancakes. Monthly dates vary. Next show is December 13th and then January 12th. Turn it up... bring the noise!!!
* 12:00 pm - 6:00 pm '''[[modular|Modular and Analog Synth Workshop]]''' NEXT WORKSHOP TBA Learn the basics of analog synthesis on a modular synth with Douglas. we will meet in the church.

==== Sundays ====

* 12:30 pm - 7:30 pm [[Dungeons and Dragons]] in Church, currently looking for new players.
* 1:00 pm Monthly Lock Sport Collaboration: Come learn how to pick locks and learn more about them with the [http://www.tooolsf.org/ SF Bay Area chapter] of [http://toool.us/ TOOOL]. The group meets on alternating months at Noisebridge and in San Jose. Check the [https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/tooolsf-announce TOOOL SF announcement list] for details.
* 2:00 pm [[BAHA]] - [http://baha.bitrot.info Bay Area Hacker's Association] - security meeting (2nd Sundays only)
* 3:00 pm [[Go]] - Playing of the Go board game. On nice days we often take the boards to Dolores Park and play there.
* 5:00-7:30 pm [[How to start a startup]][http://startupclass.samaltman.com/] lecture viewings in Church. General Assembly 8/12/14. Wix.com 8/28/14 (not 8/26/14).
* 6:00 pm [[Plan 9]] class (if not Noisebridge check Sycamore)
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If you'd like to contact somebody at Noisebridge regarding these Events or even the Noisebridge Wiki itself, then please send an email message to one of the Board members listed in the [[Contacts]] list, e.g., <secretary@noisebridge.net> or <treasurer@noisebridge.net>

=== Orphaned Events ===
These events appear to be dormant or extinct.

* SAT 10:15 - 12:10 [[Juggling with Judy!]] Note: next class is scheduled for Saturday June 29th. Attention juggling fans! Judy will be at the 2013 World Juggling Day celebration Saturday June 15th at Ripley's Believe It Or Not Odditorium in San Francisco Fisherman's Warf - free event begins at 1. Come check it out!
* THU 18:00 - 21:00 '''[[Privacy Bay]]''' - A monthly meetup for Bay Area folks interested in privacy. Meets in Church on the last Thursday of the month.
* FRI 19:00 - 21:00 [[Anarchy_101|Anarchy 101]] - a class/seminar on what anarchy is and is not, and how it impacts us as individuals and as discrete groups.
* SUN 13:00 [[Songbridge]]: (Bi-monthly) Learn how to make and record music with a computerWe cover midi and vst as well as multi-track recordingBring your laptop.
* 20:00 - 22:00 [[Noise~_Wednesday | Noise~ Wed]] - Graphical media programming with Max/MSP/Jitter

*19:00 [[Tahoe-LAFS]] - Occasional meetup of users and/or developers of the Least Authority File System.

* 14:00 - 16:00 Android Developer Support Group - Meet up with other app developers in the library for a lightly structured knowledge-share.

=== Proposed Future Events and Classes ===
:'''(TBD)''': [[Sound Science]] A potential monthly lecture/demonstration series on the little known science behind sound reproductionTopics to include: Transducer Physics(speakers and mics), Room Acoustics, Signal Path and Cabling,Loudspeaker design 101, Music Production Tips for Big Sound, and How to make a small system sound HUGEEach session to include hands on projects like making speakers from stuff lying around, Non-Newtonian bass monsters, and ez speaker mods for anyoneIf interested contact the new guy-> MattLong8 at gmail dot com, 805 four five three - six zero nine seven
:'''(TBD)''': [[Modular Synthesis]] a bi-weekly (or monthly) group devoted to modular synthesizers> workshop will include modular sound synthesis styles and techniques, a study of different modules and their functions, ie voltage controlled oscillator, voltage controlled filter, low frequency oscillator, envelope generator ect and how these modules interact with each other, what control voltage and triggers are..... as well as one on one time for each student with the modular, which is a 60 space large format Moog style modular synthesizer with big knobs and 1/4 jacks including performance and other awesomeness by Douglas. contact Douglas at greenshoos at gmail dotcom
:'''(TBD)''': [[VideoHacking]] a weekly video/video art devoted hacker group, including experiments in the 3D vr realm...if interested contact julialc4@gmail.com
:Wednesdays at 21:00 [[Brewing Bridge]] - Malakkar Proposal: Learn how to make your drinks fun AND antibacterial, using yeastThis will be recurring if enough interest or need is presentAssociated items - what to do with brewing leftovers, and brewers sample hour, etc.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Probability]] - Weekly probability study group based on [http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/electrical-engineering-and-computer-science/6-041-probabilistic-systems-analysis-and-applied-probability-spring-2006/related-resources/ Fundamentals of Applied Probability Theory] by Al Drake
:'''(TBD)''': [[Mandarin Corner|Mandarin]] - Learn or practice Mandarin, all levels. Also currently on hiatus. Get on the mailing list.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Movie Night!]] - [[User:ThOMG|Thom]] wants to build community through nerdy sci-fi! (+Bill+Ted+Excellence++) (how about a Friday hacker movie night? -[[User:Carl|Carl]])
:'''(TBD)''': [[Introduction to the AVR Microcontroller]] - [[User:Mightyohm|Jeff]] and [[User:Maltman23|Mitch]] are planning an introductory class for people wanting to make cool projects with AVRs.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Basic Chemistry Lab Techniques]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cuddle Puddle for the Economy]] - Stress-hacking with informal massage exchange.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Milk and Cookies]] - Come read your favorite selections out loudWith Milk and Cookies (and yeah, probably beer too).
:'''(TBD)''': [[Processing Workshop 2]] - [[User:Scmurray|Scott]] is interested in teaching this, and is busy thinking about what, where, when, why, and how.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Hack your Hardware]] -- We call BS on "no user-serviceable parts inside"
:'''(TBD)''': [[Homebrew Instruction Class]] - The Wort (pt 1/3)
:'''(TBD)''': [[Trip to Shooting Range]] - Field trip to a shooting range, to shoot guns Express interest at [[Trip to Shooting Range]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Surface Mount Soldering Workshop]] - Learn how to solder cicuits with small surface mount parts [[User:maltman23|Mitch Altman]] and Martin Bogomolni and others will show their tricks [[User:maltman23|Mitch]] will bring hackable kits that uses surface mounts for you to solder<-YES!(mattlong8 at gmail dot com)
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Version control tutorial]]
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Foreign language learning for rocket scientists]] - I'm near-native (fool people when I try) in (French and) Japanese, and a pro trans/terpreter and will share my shortcuts (skill-order, vocab, speed/articulation, translation≅grammar)No expertise on tonal languages yet..so if you know how to remember tones or how tone-sandhi interacts with speed and/or how nuances of speaker attitude are expressed in them (what we do with rythm/inflection/sentence-intonation and stress in Eng., and with particles and ??? in e.gCantonese) please chime in or call me (415-608-0564) so I can convey your wisdom[also looking for a from-scratch Arabic partner]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Getting started with Arduino]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Distributed Databases]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Node.js Beginners Session]] - Interested in learning about Node.js? I amMaybe these guys want to teach it: http://www.meetup.com/Joyent-Cloud-User-Group/events/81311542/

:'''(TBD)''': [[Scrum Club]] - I though I'd test the waters and see if anyone was interested in a noisebridge scrum club details are here http://scrumclub.org/scrum-clubs/ if inturested hit me up twitter: @theabcasian, facebook: http://www.facebook.com/theabcasian
:'''(TBD)''': [[CNC Mill Workshop]] - Who wants to make stuff on the [[MaxNCMill]]?
:'''(TBD)''': [[Math & Science Help]] - If you would like some math, science or engineering help, I'm down to lend a hand.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cyborg Group|Cyborg Group / Sensebridge]] - Work on projects like artificial senses Someone needs to lead this!
:'''(TBD)''': [[OpenEEG]] - Brain techHas historically met on Sundays, at the behest of interested parties.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Programming_for_Poets | Programming for Poets]] - Gentle intro to programming using Processing
:'''(TBD)''': [[World Builders & Simgineers]] - Work together to create a beautiful & open virtual world & platform.
:'''(TBD)''': [[PlunderBridge]] - Metal detecting, detector technology & treasure hunting expeditions.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Ruby Mining]] - Ruby on Rails basics, interactive working group
:'''(TBD)''': [[MoinMoin Wiki]] - MoinMoin Wiki (details see there)
:'''(TBD)''': [[Noisebridge Fundraiser 2013]]

= Past Events =

===2013===
*{{event
|time = Friday, August 9, 5:00pm
|title = Noisebridge Party Setup
|description = Volunteers will be preparing the space for Saturday's show. There are no scheduled conflicts; you might be asked to move multiple times by someone pushing a broom and assembling a raised stage simultaneously.
|}}

*{{event
|time = Saturday, August 10, 4:00pm
|title = Noisebridge "______ the Bridge" Party
|description = a summer fundraising party for Noisebridge, which YOU are invited to!
|suggested donation = $10, but no one turned away for lack of funds
|}}

*{{event
|time = Sunday, August 11, 2:00pm
|title = Bay Area Hackers' Association Meeting
|description = Jon Callas presenting on [[BAHA/2013-08-11|Secure Communications, Privacy, Counter-Surveillance]].
|}}

* '''Wednesday, May 22, 7.00 pm: Instructables Build Night''' - Bare Conductive, Instructables will supply Bare Conductive paint pens and pizza. Come experiment with the paint and post some Instructables. This is a FREE event.

===2012===
* '''December 20, Thursday, 20:00 - 22:00 - [[5MoF|5 Minutes of Fame]]''' - Following up on its triumphant return in November, 5MoF is back with another showcase of lightning talks & other good stuff, with your host Sir Danny O'Brien! Details TBA
*'''Tuesday Feb14th, 18:00 to 20:00''' ZiP MegaZine releases its inaugural issue with '''My Noisy Valentine''' Zine Release Microparty in the Noisebridge cafeFor more info follow [[zine | this]] link.
* '''Wednesday, Jan30, 20:00-22:00''' [[zine|ZiP]] meeting for zine-makers & others with an interest in printing & self-publishingThe meeting 1/30/13 is our first since mid-2012We plan to hold them regularly from now on at this time (Wednesday 8pm)This meeting will be informal & will probably take place in the printing/lasercutter area of the hackerspace.

===2011===

* '''September 11th 14:00 to 17:00''' - The San Francisco Chapter of the Open Organisation Of Lockpickers and Bay Area Hacker's Association present a joint meeting on [https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Locksport locksport]
*'''August 4, 7PM, Thursday''' - [http://zeidman.net Bob Zeidman] will be giving a talk on video games and intellectual property, hosted by TheMADEHe will also speak about IP infringement cases.
*'''August 9, 6:30PM, Tuesday''' - [http://www.meetup.com/makesf/events/26413241/ Make:SF] - Chris Jefferies will speak about the wireless sensor kit he is developing and we are bringing back our all star soldering kits.

* '''April 13th, 19:00''' - Kombucha fermentation class with [[BioBridge]]
*'''April 7th, 20:00''' - [[In-Depth|Noisebridge: In-Depth]] Our monthly lecture and round tableThis month's speaker will be Aragorn! his lecture will be "Anarchism & technology: An unbridgeable chasm"
*'''April 4th, 20:00''' - Camp KDE PartyCome and meet part of the KDE North America community and get a quick overview of this year's [http://camp.kde.org/ Camp KDE] conferenceThere will be beer
*'''April 3rd, 16:00''' - NoiseCaching: Meet-up to build some geocaches, and talk about making geocoinsThen we'll head out to find some local caches and place caches we made[http://www.geocaching.com More info about Geocaching here]
* '''March 20th, 19:00''' [[Hack Politics]] meetup -- the first meetup to figure out how we in the hacker community can effectively mobilize and create meaningful change in these interesting times
* '''March 12th, 12:00-18:00 - Noisebridge Hackathon!''' Second Saturday Hackathon is a casual monthly event dedicated to working on the space or relevant projects and building community This is a great time to get feedback or help on any projects you have been considering that center around the space, culture, and infrastructure of Noisebridge You can also help with existing projects and find out ways to get involved.
* '''March 10, Thursday, 19:00 - Group Grammar Clinic''' - Church Classroom - Donations gladly accepted - A clinic for grammar and writing evaluationPlease bring your web/social or technical writing for us to evaluateBring your laptop as well Collaboration groupware possibly provided(Please suggest groupware software to use if you wish)Constructive feedback from other group members is encouraged so that this clinic is a group process- Facilitator: [[User:Owen|Owen]] (opietro@yahoo.com)
* '''March 9th, 20:00''' - Ferment and filter a mash! [[fermentation logs]]

===2010===
* '''Sunday, August 22, 19:00 CLUB-MATE DROPOFF AND TASTING PARTY''' Nick Farr will be in town to drop off Club-Mate ordered by San Franciscans!
* '''June 5th, 12:00-19:00 - [[NoiseBridgeRehab]]''' - Help make the space more usable and accessible! Noisebridge needs your help!
* '''June 5th, 16:00-20:00 - [[Science For Juggalos]]''' - Science Fair in front of the Warfield Theater teaching magnetism to Juggalos
* '''June 6th, 15:00 - [[AVC Meetup]]''' - Entrepreneurial bonding & matchmaking
* '''June 9th, 21:00 - Your liver supports Noisebridge''' - Come to Elixir @ 16th & Guerrero anytime after 21:00 and drink, drink, drink! 50% of tips go to Noisebridge
* '''February 27th, 20:00 - [[Hacker EPROM]]''' - Noisebridge's first prom! Nice tie and a (robot) date requiredWe will have a DJ and punch.
* '''February 24th, 19:00, Wednesday - Joris Peels, of [http://www.shapeways.com Shapeways]''', and expert on 3D printing, will give a [[ShaperwaysPresentation | talk and demonstration]] at Noisebridge!.
* '''February 23rd, 18:00 - Cleaning day''' - Come and help clean Noisebridge, because everyone loves a clean hack space.
* '''February 12th, 21:00 - visit from Steve Jackson'''Game designer [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jackson_%28US_game_designer%29 Steve Jackson], founder of Steve Jackson Games, will visit Noisebridge.
* '''January 27th, 18:00-20:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Workshop]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] (contact [[User:Gpvillamil|Gian Pablo]] for more info)
* '''January 27th, 20:00-22:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Performance]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] - "Celebrate a night of new sound that will change your idea of music forever!"
* '''January 25th, 19:30 - [[Bag Porn]]''' - What's in your bag?
* '''January 20th, 19:00-21:00 - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat/about Bay Categories & Types]''' - Categories, monoids, monads, functors and more! Held in the Alonzo Church classroom.
* '''January 20th, 19:00 - [[User Experience Book Club SF]]''' - Our book this month is "A Theory of Fun for Game Design" by Raph Koster - http://is.gd/6sEqw (meets in Turing)
* '''January 21st, 20:00 - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' - Monthly set of lightning talks on diverse topics
* '''January 22nd, 17:00 - [[CleaningParty| Cleaning Party]]''' - Come help clean up Noisebridge! Awsum fun!
* ...January 14th,16th, and 17th 1:00- ??? Build Out day for kitchen/bathroom/laundry bring yourself and a good attitude, learn a few things as well
* '''January 15th, 18:00 - [[CNC_Mill_Workshop]]''' - Learn to use the CNC mill for 2D engraving and circuit board routing
* Thursdays 17:00 [[ASL Group|American Sign Language]] - Learn how to talk without using your voice (or just come chat in ASL)[http://whenisgood.net/noisebridge/asl/generic click to reschedule]

===2009===
* '''November 18th, 19:30''' - [[Dorkbot_2009_11_18|Dorkbot]]
* '''November 19th, 18:00''' - [[Mesh meetup]]
* '''November 19th, 20:00''' - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
* '''November 20th, 18:00''' - Loud Objects [http://www.flickr.com/photos/createdigitalmedia/3428249036/ Noise Toy workshop].
* '''November 20th, 20:00''' - Performance by [http://www.loudobjects.com/ Loud Objects], (featuring Tristan Perich and Lesley Flanigan) and [http://www.myspace.com/jibkidder Jib Kidder].
:'''2009-11-05''' - [http://www.server-sky.com/ Server Sky presentation: Internet and Computation in Orbit] by Keith Lofstrom
:'''2009-11-05''' - [[Mesh meetup]]
:'''2009-11-02''' - [[French]] book club meeting to discuss [http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/2842612892/ref=ord_cart_shr?_encoding=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&v=glance Une Si Longue Lettre]
: ''' October 1st, 18:00''' - [[Wireless_Mesh_Network_Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]
: ''' October 1st, 19:00''' - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat Bay Area Categories and Types]
: '''2009-10-03''' [[Year 1 Open Hacker House]]
:'''Friday''': [[CrazyCryptoNight]] - Discussion of cryptography for beginners through experts6-???
:'''Sunday''' : [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] Sundays, at 3-5pm.
:'''Monday''': [[German]] - Learn German, all levels7pm beginners, 8pm advancedRSVP 24 hours in advance for the benefit of the instructorEvents ran May-November 2009Currently on Thursdays at 8Get on the mailing list.
:'''Tuesday''': [[Haskell/Haschool]] - Learn Haskell with Jason Dusek 6PM - 7:30PM, from May until we're all experts.
:'''Wednesday''': [[Adobe_Lightroom|Adobe Lightroom]] - Become a more organized photographerWeekly class (mostly held off site).
:'''Thursday''': [[Professional VFX Compositing With Adobe After Effects]] - Taught by [[User:SFSlim|Aaron Muszalski]]7:30PM - 10PM, most Thursdays in May & June & ? (click through dammit)
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] 3D Edition
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Wireless Mesh Network Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]
:'''2009-08-20''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] One Dee Edition
:'''2009-07-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] Zero Dee
:'''2009-07-02 - 2009-07-05''': [http://toorcamp.org Toorcamp]
:'''2009-07-01''': Noisedroid meeting to discuss location logging on Android platform (and other stuff too, I'm sure)
:'''2009-06-30''': [[Powerbocking Class|Powerbocking class]]
:'''2009-06-30''': "Suing Telemarketers for Fun and Profit" (Toorcamp talk preview)
:'''2009-06-28''': "Meditation for Hackers" (Toorcamp workshop preview)
:'''2009-06-18''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-06-15''': [[Eagle Workshop]] Session two of the Eagle CAD workshop.
:'''2009-06-13''': [[RoboGames 2009]] Noisebridge had a booth staffed by vounteers, great fun!
:'''2009-05-21''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-04-27''': [[EagleCAD workshop]] -- learn to use this CAD tool for printed circuit board design
:'''2009-04-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] April showers & flowers edition
:'''2009-04-11''': [[RFID Hacking]] weekend workshop (this event moved from the original March date)
:'''2009-04-05''': [[First aid and CPR class]] Learning how to not only not die, but also reduce scarring!
:'''2009-04-03''': [[Sudo pop]] 2PM and onMaking the first batch of a Noisebridge label yerba mate-niated rootbrew, gratis and DIY
:'''2009-03-26''': [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] first meet up for this new group: 8 pm
:'''2009-03-19''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-03-12''': [[OpenBTS and GSM]] talk by David Burgess
:'''2009-02-14''': [[Open Heart Workshop]] Valentine's Day blinkyheart soldering party!
:'''2009-02-13''': [[Time-t_Party|<tt>time_t</tt> Party]] to celebrate 1,234,567,890 since the Unix epoch.
:'''2009-02-09''': [[Spanish learning at 8:30]]
:'''2009-02-05''': [[PGP Key Workshop]]
:'''2009-01-31''': [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]

===2008===
:'''2008-12-27''': [[25C3]] Chaos Computer Congress in Berlin
:'''2008-12-20 & 21''': [[Creme Brulee]] Workshop on creating a french dessert, with bonus propane torch.
:'''2008-12-17 20:00''': [[Machine Learning]] Birds-of-a-feather
:'''2008-11-24''': [[Circuit Hacking Monday]] circuit design workshop
:'''2008-11-21, 7pm''':[[Milk and Cookies]] -- [[User:Dmolnar|David Molnar]] hosts Milk and Cookies at 83CBring a short 5-7minute thing to read to othersBring a potluck cookie/snack/drink if you likeDavid will bring milk and cookies.
:'''2008-11-17, 7:30pm''': [[Basic Bicycle Maintain]] - [[User:rubin110|Rubin]] and [[User:rigel|rigel]] hate it when we see a bike that isn't maintainedScreechy chains and clacking derailleur can go to hellBasic bike tune up, sharing the smarts on simple things you can do at home to make your ride suck a whole lot less.
:'''2008-11-16, 5:00pm''': [[RepRap Soldering Party]] - help assemble RepRap! RSVPs required on wiki! [[User:Adi|adi]]
:'''2008-11-16, 3:00pm''': [[Oscilloscopes]] - Learn how to use this versatile tool to test electronic circuits Maximum 6 slots, please sign up ahead of time! [[User:dstaff|dstaff]]
:'''2008-10-31''': [[Halloween Open House]] - NoiseBridge's own [[PPPC]] threw an awesome open house/halloween galaPost pictures if you got 'em!
:'''2008-10-25''': [[Soldering Workshop]] and Pumpkin Hackin' - Learn to solder for total newbies (or learn to solder better!), including surface mountAdditionally, carve your halloween pumpkins and enjoy some experimental pumpkin pie and/or soup.
:'''2008-10-07''': (tuesday before meeting) - Etch a circuit boardI'll be trying a photo resist etching and a basic printed mask etchingThis is step 1/3 for a project called "annoying USB thingie" which will execute pre-defined keystrokes by sneaking a tiny USB dongle onto a victim^h^h^h^h^h buddy's computer.
:'''2008-09-13''': [[Processing Workshop]] — Learn this very easy-to-use programming language! - [[Processing Workshop Report]]
:'''2008-02-16''': [[Brain Machine Workshop|Brain Machine Making Workshop]]: Our first hardware sprint!

[[Category:Top level]]

Category:Events

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Official, Semi-Official, one-off and other events at the Noisebridge space.

=Event Calendar=
<onlyinclude>Not all events make it onto this calendar. Many events only make it to the [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/ Discussion] or [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-announce/ Announcements] mailing lists, [[IRC]] or in person at [[:Category:Meeting_Notes | Tuesday meetings]]. Best of all, Noisebridge is about people getting together at the space in San Francisco to do stuff. DO pay attention, as some events just arise organically from the bottom up!

 

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!.There will be a impromptu THANKFUL for the BRIDGE Potluck & cleaning (as there is still a lot of it to do)-celebration day here at the Bridge,The cleaning will be all day, and the Potluck will be at 5:00pm, with HaXoR type movies following there after. Feel free to let people know!!!

 
If you'd like to host an event yourself, we recommend bringing in at least one Noisebridge member, and getting advice on [[Hosting_an_Event|hosting an event]] at Noisebridge.

=== Upcoming Events [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=2 edit] ===


=== Recurring Events [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=3 edit] ===


==== Mondays ====
* '''5:30 pm [[SafeSpaceWG]] drama resolution''' - discussion of problems and solutions relating to behavior in the space
* '''7:30 pm - 10:00 pm [[Circuit Hacking Mondays]]'''  ''<div style="padding-left: 30px; max-width: 725px;">- Learn to solder! And make cool things with electronics. [[User:maltman23|Mitch]], Rolf, [[User:Miloh|Miloh]], [[User:Cedric|Cedric]], Cheng, Greg, and/or a host of others will bring kits-for-purchase to make cool, hackable things for all skill levels that you can bring home after you make them! Many designed for '''absolute beginners'''! Bring your own projects to hack! Bring things to fix! All ages. All are welcome! See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] and the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.</div>
* '''8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[Front-end Web Development]]''' - '''Lectures on hiatus until the class reboot, new series starting 2015-01-05!''' Learn HTML/CSS/JS. We're covering the basics and then going in-depth on different topics every week. Recap of last week's material starts at 7:30 pm. Join the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/webdev WebDev list] or the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for updates.
* [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Take Out the Trash Night -- Round One]] Be sure to put bins out by midnight as the trash truck comes between 1:30 to 2:30am.

==== Tuesdays - ''Super'' Tuesdays! ====
* '''6:00 pm - 7:00 pm [[Hack_and_Tell| Hack and Tell]]''' - We want you to share your projects, eat snacks and get acquainted. Casual meet and greet for all.
* '''7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [http://www.railsschool.org Ruby and Rails class]''' - Seminar and workshop for learning everything about Ruby, Rails, and web application development (Church classroom). See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.
* '''7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [[PyClass]]'''- Crash course in the Python standard library, held in Turing. Beyond Beginning-level.
* '''7:00 pm [[Meetings|Noisebridge Weekly Meeting]]''' - Introducing new people and events to the space, general discussion, and decision-making on key issues. '''This is your space, folks. Come on out here in person to express what you think about what's going on with it!'''

==== Wednesdays ====

* 6:00 pm - 8:00pm SF-LUG Weekly Linux Discussion Group, held in the Turing classroom.
* 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [[PyClass]]-Crash course in the Python standard library, held in Church. Beyond Beginner-level.
* '''First meetup 17th Dec, alternating monthly between SF and South Bay''' 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm [[Cyberspectrum|Cyberspectrum: Software Defined Radio Meetup]] in Hackatorium '''(new)''': A place to learn and exchange ideas about SDR. Presentations on concepts, mystery signals, hardware/software and cool applications.
* 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[DreamTeam| Dream Team Neuro Hackery]] - EEG research & development project with general interest in sleep, dreaming, creative intelligence, and many loosely related topics such as: neurophysiology, signal processing, cognitive neuroscience, and (especially) hacking code and devices for data acquisition and analysis. Join us at the [[CollaborationStation]] (near the Hackatorium). Expect general discussion around 8 PM - usually moving along by 9 PM to focus on more technical aspects of current project.

==== Thursdays ====
* [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Trash Night -- Round Two]] - Take out the trash for Friday morning! Do it by midnight as truck comes 1:30-2:30am.

* 7:00 pm [[Digital Archivists]] - Learn how to scan books and help build book scanners.
* 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[UavGroup]] - Weekly meetup to collaborate on unmanned aerial vehicles.
* 7:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[3D Thursday]] Weekly meetup (non-3rd-thursdays) at Noisebridge focusing on 3D Printers, CNC machines, FabLabs, and replicating machines of all kinds.
* 8:00 pm [[Front-end_Web_Development#Lab|Front-end Web Development Lab]] - '''Lab sessions on hiatus until the class reboot, new series starting 2015-01-08!''' Understand by doing! A recap of Monday's lecture in workshop form - and a good time for one-on-one help with the material.
* '''8:00 pm [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' a.k.a. 5MoF - lightning 5min talks every 3rd Thursday of the month

==== Fridays ====
* 18:00 - 20:00 1st & 3rd Friday's [[DATA]] in Turing; understanding and using data
* 20:00 - 22:00 1st & 3rd Friday's [[FUN Tutoring]] @ [[CollaborationStation]]


==== Saturdays ====
* 12:00 pm - 2:00 pm '''[[Godwafflenoisepancakes]]''' An afternoon of noise music and vegan pancakes. Monthly dates vary. Next show is December 13th and then January 12th. Turn it up... bring the noise!!!
* 12:00 pm - 6:00 pm '''[[modular|Modular and Analog Synth Workshop]]''' NEXT WORKSHOP TBA Learn the basics of analog synthesis on a modular synth with Douglas. we will meet in the church.

==== Sundays ====

* 12:30 pm - 7:30 pm [[Dungeons and Dragons]] in Church, currently looking for new players.
* 1:00 pm Monthly Lock Sport Collaboration: Come learn how to pick locks and learn more about them with the [http://www.tooolsf.org/ SF Bay Area chapter] of [http://toool.us/ TOOOL]. The group meets on alternating months at Noisebridge and in San Jose. Check the [https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/tooolsf-announce TOOOL SF announcement list] for details.
* 2:00 pm [[BAHA]] - [http://baha.bitrot.info Bay Area Hacker's Association] - security meeting (2nd Sundays only)
* 3:00 pm [[Go]] - Playing of the Go board game. On nice days we often take the boards to Dolores Park and play there.
* 5:00-7:30 pm [[How to start a startup]][http://startupclass.samaltman.com/] lecture viewings in Church. General Assembly 8/12/14. Wix.com 8/28/14 (not 8/26/14).
* 6:00 pm [[Plan 9]] class (if not Noisebridge check Sycamore)
</onlyinclude>

If you'd like to contact somebody at Noisebridge regarding these Events or even the Noisebridge Wiki itself, then please send an email message to one of the Board members listed in the [[Contacts]] list, e.g., <secretary@noisebridge.net> or <treasurer@noisebridge.net>

=== Orphaned Events ===
These events appear to be dormant or extinct.

* SAT 10:15 - 12:10 [[Juggling with Judy!]] Note: next class is scheduled for Saturday June 29th. Attention juggling fans! Judy will be at the 2013 World Juggling Day celebration Saturday June 15th at Ripley's Believe It Or Not Odditorium in San Francisco Fisherman's Warf - free event begins at 1. Come check it out!
* THU 18:00 - 21:00 '''[[Privacy Bay]]''' - A monthly meetup for Bay Area folks interested in privacy. Meets in Church on the last Thursday of the month.
* FRI 19:00 - 21:00 [[Anarchy_101|Anarchy 101]] - a class/seminar on what anarchy is and is not, and how it impacts us as individuals and as discrete groups.
* SUN 13:00 [[Songbridge]]: (Bi-monthly) Learn how to make and record music with a computerWe cover midi and vst as well as multi-track recordingBring your laptop.
* 20:00 - 22:00 [[Noise~_Wednesday | Noise~ Wed]] - Graphical media programming with Max/MSP/Jitter

*19:00 [[Tahoe-LAFS]] - Occasional meetup of users and/or developers of the Least Authority File System.

* 14:00 - 16:00 Android Developer Support Group - Meet up with other app developers in the library for a lightly structured knowledge-share.

=== Proposed Future Events and Classes ===
:'''(TBD)''': [[Sound Science]] A potential monthly lecture/demonstration series on the little known science behind sound reproductionTopics to include: Transducer Physics(speakers and mics), Room Acoustics, Signal Path and Cabling,Loudspeaker design 101, Music Production Tips for Big Sound, and How to make a small system sound HUGEEach session to include hands on projects like making speakers from stuff lying around, Non-Newtonian bass monsters, and ez speaker mods for anyoneIf interested contact the new guy-> MattLong8 at gmail dot com, 805 four five three - six zero nine seven
:'''(TBD)''': [[Modular Synthesis]] a bi-weekly (or monthly) group devoted to modular synthesizers> workshop will include modular sound synthesis styles and techniques, a study of different modules and their functions, ie voltage controlled oscillator, voltage controlled filter, low frequency oscillator, envelope generator ect and how these modules interact with each other, what control voltage and triggers are..... as well as one on one time for each student with the modular, which is a 60 space large format Moog style modular synthesizer with big knobs and 1/4 jacks including performance and other awesomeness by Douglas. contact Douglas at greenshoos at gmail dotcom
:'''(TBD)''': [[VideoHacking]] a weekly video/video art devoted hacker group, including experiments in the 3D vr realm...if interested contact julialc4@gmail.com
:Wednesdays at 21:00 [[Brewing Bridge]] - Malakkar Proposal: Learn how to make your drinks fun AND antibacterial, using yeastThis will be recurring if enough interest or need is presentAssociated items - what to do with brewing leftovers, and brewers sample hour, etc.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Probability]] - Weekly probability study group based on [http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/electrical-engineering-and-computer-science/6-041-probabilistic-systems-analysis-and-applied-probability-spring-2006/related-resources/ Fundamentals of Applied Probability Theory] by Al Drake
:'''(TBD)''': [[Mandarin Corner|Mandarin]] - Learn or practice Mandarin, all levels. Also currently on hiatus. Get on the mailing list.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Movie Night!]] - [[User:ThOMG|Thom]] wants to build community through nerdy sci-fi! (+Bill+Ted+Excellence++) (how about a Friday hacker movie night? -[[User:Carl|Carl]])
:'''(TBD)''': [[Introduction to the AVR Microcontroller]] - [[User:Mightyohm|Jeff]] and [[User:Maltman23|Mitch]] are planning an introductory class for people wanting to make cool projects with AVRs.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Basic Chemistry Lab Techniques]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cuddle Puddle for the Economy]] - Stress-hacking with informal massage exchange.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Milk and Cookies]] - Come read your favorite selections out loudWith Milk and Cookies (and yeah, probably beer too).
:'''(TBD)''': [[Processing Workshop 2]] - [[User:Scmurray|Scott]] is interested in teaching this, and is busy thinking about what, where, when, why, and how.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Hack your Hardware]] -- We call BS on "no user-serviceable parts inside"
:'''(TBD)''': [[Homebrew Instruction Class]] - The Wort (pt 1/3)
:'''(TBD)''': [[Trip to Shooting Range]] - Field trip to a shooting range, to shoot guns Express interest at [[Trip to Shooting Range]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Surface Mount Soldering Workshop]] - Learn how to solder cicuits with small surface mount parts [[User:maltman23|Mitch Altman]] and Martin Bogomolni and others will show their tricks [[User:maltman23|Mitch]] will bring hackable kits that uses surface mounts for you to solder<-YES!(mattlong8 at gmail dot com)
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Version control tutorial]]
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Foreign language learning for rocket scientists]] - I'm near-native (fool people when I try) in (French and) Japanese, and a pro trans/terpreter and will share my shortcuts (skill-order, vocab, speed/articulation, translation≅grammar)No expertise on tonal languages yet..so if you know how to remember tones or how tone-sandhi interacts with speed and/or how nuances of speaker attitude are expressed in them (what we do with rythm/inflection/sentence-intonation and stress in Eng., and with particles and ??? in e.gCantonese) please chime in or call me (415-608-0564) so I can convey your wisdom[also looking for a from-scratch Arabic partner]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Getting started with Arduino]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Distributed Databases]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Node.js Beginners Session]] - Interested in learning about Node.js? I amMaybe these guys want to teach it: http://www.meetup.com/Joyent-Cloud-User-Group/events/81311542/

:'''(TBD)''': [[Scrum Club]] - I though I'd test the waters and see if anyone was interested in a noisebridge scrum club details are here http://scrumclub.org/scrum-clubs/ if inturested hit me up twitter: @theabcasian, facebook: http://www.facebook.com/theabcasian
:'''(TBD)''': [[CNC Mill Workshop]] - Who wants to make stuff on the [[MaxNCMill]]?
:'''(TBD)''': [[Math & Science Help]] - If you would like some math, science or engineering help, I'm down to lend a hand.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cyborg Group|Cyborg Group / Sensebridge]] - Work on projects like artificial senses Someone needs to lead this!
:'''(TBD)''': [[OpenEEG]] - Brain techHas historically met on Sundays, at the behest of interested parties.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Programming_for_Poets | Programming for Poets]] - Gentle intro to programming using Processing
:'''(TBD)''': [[World Builders & Simgineers]] - Work together to create a beautiful & open virtual world & platform.
:'''(TBD)''': [[PlunderBridge]] - Metal detecting, detector technology & treasure hunting expeditions.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Ruby Mining]] - Ruby on Rails basics, interactive working group
:'''(TBD)''': [[MoinMoin Wiki]] - MoinMoin Wiki (details see there)
:'''(TBD)''': [[Noisebridge Fundraiser 2013]]

= Past Events =

===2013===
*{{event
|time = Friday, August 9, 5:00pm
|title = Noisebridge Party Setup
|description = Volunteers will be preparing the space for Saturday's show. There are no scheduled conflicts; you might be asked to move multiple times by someone pushing a broom and assembling a raised stage simultaneously.
|}}

*{{event
|time = Saturday, August 10, 4:00pm
|title = Noisebridge "______ the Bridge" Party
|description = a summer fundraising party for Noisebridge, which YOU are invited to!
|suggested donation = $10, but no one turned away for lack of funds
|}}

*{{event
|time = Sunday, August 11, 2:00pm
|title = Bay Area Hackers' Association Meeting
|description = Jon Callas presenting on [[BAHA/2013-08-11|Secure Communications, Privacy, Counter-Surveillance]].
|}}

* '''Wednesday, May 22, 7.00 pm: Instructables Build Night''' - Bare Conductive, Instructables will supply Bare Conductive paint pens and pizza. Come experiment with the paint and post some Instructables. This is a FREE event.

===2012===
* '''December 20, Thursday, 20:00 - 22:00 - [[5MoF|5 Minutes of Fame]]''' - Following up on its triumphant return in November, 5MoF is back with another showcase of lightning talks & other good stuff, with your host Sir Danny O'Brien! Details TBA
*'''Tuesday Feb14th, 18:00 to 20:00''' ZiP MegaZine releases its inaugural issue with '''My Noisy Valentine''' Zine Release Microparty in the Noisebridge cafeFor more info follow [[zine | this]] link.
* '''Wednesday, Jan30, 20:00-22:00''' [[zine|ZiP]] meeting for zine-makers & others with an interest in printing & self-publishingThe meeting 1/30/13 is our first since mid-2012We plan to hold them regularly from now on at this time (Wednesday 8pm)This meeting will be informal & will probably take place in the printing/lasercutter area of the hackerspace.

===2011===

* '''September 11th 14:00 to 17:00''' - The San Francisco Chapter of the Open Organisation Of Lockpickers and Bay Area Hacker's Association present a joint meeting on [https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Locksport locksport]
*'''August 4, 7PM, Thursday''' - [http://zeidman.net Bob Zeidman] will be giving a talk on video games and intellectual property, hosted by TheMADEHe will also speak about IP infringement cases.
*'''August 9, 6:30PM, Tuesday''' - [http://www.meetup.com/makesf/events/26413241/ Make:SF] - Chris Jefferies will speak about the wireless sensor kit he is developing and we are bringing back our all star soldering kits.

* '''April 13th, 19:00''' - Kombucha fermentation class with [[BioBridge]]
*'''April 7th, 20:00''' - [[In-Depth|Noisebridge: In-Depth]] Our monthly lecture and round tableThis month's speaker will be Aragorn! his lecture will be "Anarchism & technology: An unbridgeable chasm"
*'''April 4th, 20:00''' - Camp KDE PartyCome and meet part of the KDE North America community and get a quick overview of this year's [http://camp.kde.org/ Camp KDE] conferenceThere will be beer
*'''April 3rd, 16:00''' - NoiseCaching: Meet-up to build some geocaches, and talk about making geocoinsThen we'll head out to find some local caches and place caches we made[http://www.geocaching.com More info about Geocaching here]
* '''March 20th, 19:00''' [[Hack Politics]] meetup -- the first meetup to figure out how we in the hacker community can effectively mobilize and create meaningful change in these interesting times
* '''March 12th, 12:00-18:00 - Noisebridge Hackathon!''' Second Saturday Hackathon is a casual monthly event dedicated to working on the space or relevant projects and building community This is a great time to get feedback or help on any projects you have been considering that center around the space, culture, and infrastructure of Noisebridge You can also help with existing projects and find out ways to get involved.
* '''March 10, Thursday, 19:00 - Group Grammar Clinic''' - Church Classroom - Donations gladly accepted - A clinic for grammar and writing evaluationPlease bring your web/social or technical writing for us to evaluateBring your laptop as well Collaboration groupware possibly provided(Please suggest groupware software to use if you wish)Constructive feedback from other group members is encouraged so that this clinic is a group process- Facilitator: [[User:Owen|Owen]] (opietro@yahoo.com)
* '''March 9th, 20:00''' - Ferment and filter a mash! [[fermentation logs]]

===2010===
* '''Sunday, August 22, 19:00 CLUB-MATE DROPOFF AND TASTING PARTY''' Nick Farr will be in town to drop off Club-Mate ordered by San Franciscans!
* '''June 5th, 12:00-19:00 - [[NoiseBridgeRehab]]''' - Help make the space more usable and accessible! Noisebridge needs your help!
* '''June 5th, 16:00-20:00 - [[Science For Juggalos]]''' - Science Fair in front of the Warfield Theater teaching magnetism to Juggalos
* '''June 6th, 15:00 - [[AVC Meetup]]''' - Entrepreneurial bonding & matchmaking
* '''June 9th, 21:00 - Your liver supports Noisebridge''' - Come to Elixir @ 16th & Guerrero anytime after 21:00 and drink, drink, drink! 50% of tips go to Noisebridge
* '''February 27th, 20:00 - [[Hacker EPROM]]''' - Noisebridge's first prom! Nice tie and a (robot) date requiredWe will have a DJ and punch.
* '''February 24th, 19:00, Wednesday - Joris Peels, of [http://www.shapeways.com Shapeways]''', and expert on 3D printing, will give a [[ShaperwaysPresentation | talk and demonstration]] at Noisebridge!.
* '''February 23rd, 18:00 - Cleaning day''' - Come and help clean Noisebridge, because everyone loves a clean hack space.
* '''February 12th, 21:00 - visit from Steve Jackson'''Game designer [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jackson_%28US_game_designer%29 Steve Jackson], founder of Steve Jackson Games, will visit Noisebridge.
* '''January 27th, 18:00-20:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Workshop]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] (contact [[User:Gpvillamil|Gian Pablo]] for more info)
* '''January 27th, 20:00-22:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Performance]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] - "Celebrate a night of new sound that will change your idea of music forever!"
* '''January 25th, 19:30 - [[Bag Porn]]''' - What's in your bag?
* '''January 20th, 19:00-21:00 - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat/about Bay Categories & Types]''' - Categories, monoids, monads, functors and more! Held in the Alonzo Church classroom.
* '''January 20th, 19:00 - [[User Experience Book Club SF]]''' - Our book this month is "A Theory of Fun for Game Design" by Raph Koster - http://is.gd/6sEqw (meets in Turing)
* '''January 21st, 20:00 - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' - Monthly set of lightning talks on diverse topics
* '''January 22nd, 17:00 - [[CleaningParty| Cleaning Party]]''' - Come help clean up Noisebridge! Awsum fun!
* ...January 14th,16th, and 17th 1:00- ??? Build Out day for kitchen/bathroom/laundry bring yourself and a good attitude, learn a few things as well
* '''January 15th, 18:00 - [[CNC_Mill_Workshop]]''' - Learn to use the CNC mill for 2D engraving and circuit board routing
* Thursdays 17:00 [[ASL Group|American Sign Language]] - Learn how to talk without using your voice (or just come chat in ASL)[http://whenisgood.net/noisebridge/asl/generic click to reschedule]

===2009===
* '''November 18th, 19:30''' - [[Dorkbot_2009_11_18|Dorkbot]]
* '''November 19th, 18:00''' - [[Mesh meetup]]
* '''November 19th, 20:00''' - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
* '''November 20th, 18:00''' - Loud Objects [http://www.flickr.com/photos/createdigitalmedia/3428249036/ Noise Toy workshop].
* '''November 20th, 20:00''' - Performance by [http://www.loudobjects.com/ Loud Objects], (featuring Tristan Perich and Lesley Flanigan) and [http://www.myspace.com/jibkidder Jib Kidder].
:'''2009-11-05''' - [http://www.server-sky.com/ Server Sky presentation: Internet and Computation in Orbit] by Keith Lofstrom
:'''2009-11-05''' - [[Mesh meetup]]
:'''2009-11-02''' - [[French]] book club meeting to discuss [http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/2842612892/ref=ord_cart_shr?_encoding=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&v=glance Une Si Longue Lettre]
: ''' October 1st, 18:00''' - [[Wireless_Mesh_Network_Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]
: ''' October 1st, 19:00''' - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat Bay Area Categories and Types]
: '''2009-10-03''' [[Year 1 Open Hacker House]]
:'''Friday''': [[CrazyCryptoNight]] - Discussion of cryptography for beginners through experts6-???
:'''Sunday''' : [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] Sundays, at 3-5pm.
:'''Monday''': [[German]] - Learn German, all levels7pm beginners, 8pm advancedRSVP 24 hours in advance for the benefit of the instructorEvents ran May-November 2009Currently on Thursdays at 8Get on the mailing list.
:'''Tuesday''': [[Haskell/Haschool]] - Learn Haskell with Jason Dusek 6PM - 7:30PM, from May until we're all experts.
:'''Wednesday''': [[Adobe_Lightroom|Adobe Lightroom]] - Become a more organized photographerWeekly class (mostly held off site).
:'''Thursday''': [[Professional VFX Compositing With Adobe After Effects]] - Taught by [[User:SFSlim|Aaron Muszalski]]7:30PM - 10PM, most Thursdays in May & June & ? (click through dammit)
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] 3D Edition
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Wireless Mesh Network Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]
:'''2009-08-20''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] One Dee Edition
:'''2009-07-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] Zero Dee
:'''2009-07-02 - 2009-07-05''': [http://toorcamp.org Toorcamp]
:'''2009-07-01''': Noisedroid meeting to discuss location logging on Android platform (and other stuff too, I'm sure)
:'''2009-06-30''': [[Powerbocking Class|Powerbocking class]]
:'''2009-06-30''': "Suing Telemarketers for Fun and Profit" (Toorcamp talk preview)
:'''2009-06-28''': "Meditation for Hackers" (Toorcamp workshop preview)
:'''2009-06-18''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-06-15''': [[Eagle Workshop]] Session two of the Eagle CAD workshop.
:'''2009-06-13''': [[RoboGames 2009]] Noisebridge had a booth staffed by vounteers, great fun!
:'''2009-05-21''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-04-27''': [[EagleCAD workshop]] -- learn to use this CAD tool for printed circuit board design
:'''2009-04-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] April showers & flowers edition
:'''2009-04-11''': [[RFID Hacking]] weekend workshop (this event moved from the original March date)
:'''2009-04-05''': [[First aid and CPR class]] Learning how to not only not die, but also reduce scarring!
:'''2009-04-03''': [[Sudo pop]] 2PM and onMaking the first batch of a Noisebridge label yerba mate-niated rootbrew, gratis and DIY
:'''2009-03-26''': [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] first meet up for this new group: 8 pm
:'''2009-03-19''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-03-12''': [[OpenBTS and GSM]] talk by David Burgess
:'''2009-02-14''': [[Open Heart Workshop]] Valentine's Day blinkyheart soldering party!
:'''2009-02-13''': [[Time-t_Party|<tt>time_t</tt> Party]] to celebrate 1,234,567,890 since the Unix epoch.
:'''2009-02-09''': [[Spanish learning at 8:30]]
:'''2009-02-05''': [[PGP Key Workshop]]
:'''2009-01-31''': [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]

===2008===
:'''2008-12-27''': [[25C3]] Chaos Computer Congress in Berlin
:'''2008-12-20 & 21''': [[Creme Brulee]] Workshop on creating a french dessert, with bonus propane torch.
:'''2008-12-17 20:00''': [[Machine Learning]] Birds-of-a-feather
:'''2008-11-24''': [[Circuit Hacking Monday]] circuit design workshop
:'''2008-11-21, 7pm''':[[Milk and Cookies]] -- [[User:Dmolnar|David Molnar]] hosts Milk and Cookies at 83CBring a short 5-7minute thing to read to othersBring a potluck cookie/snack/drink if you likeDavid will bring milk and cookies.
:'''2008-11-17, 7:30pm''': [[Basic Bicycle Maintain]] - [[User:rubin110|Rubin]] and [[User:rigel|rigel]] hate it when we see a bike that isn't maintainedScreechy chains and clacking derailleur can go to hellBasic bike tune up, sharing the smarts on simple things you can do at home to make your ride suck a whole lot less.
:'''2008-11-16, 5:00pm''': [[RepRap Soldering Party]] - help assemble RepRap! RSVPs required on wiki! [[User:Adi|adi]]
:'''2008-11-16, 3:00pm''': [[Oscilloscopes]] - Learn how to use this versatile tool to test electronic circuits Maximum 6 slots, please sign up ahead of time! [[User:dstaff|dstaff]]
:'''2008-10-31''': [[Halloween Open House]] - NoiseBridge's own [[PPPC]] threw an awesome open house/halloween galaPost pictures if you got 'em!
:'''2008-10-25''': [[Soldering Workshop]] and Pumpkin Hackin' - Learn to solder for total newbies (or learn to solder better!), including surface mountAdditionally, carve your halloween pumpkins and enjoy some experimental pumpkin pie and/or soup.
:'''2008-10-07''': (tuesday before meeting) - Etch a circuit boardI'll be trying a photo resist etching and a basic printed mask etchingThis is step 1/3 for a project called "annoying USB thingie" which will execute pre-defined keystrokes by sneaking a tiny USB dongle onto a victim^h^h^h^h^h buddy's computer.
:'''2008-09-13''': [[Processing Workshop]] — Learn this very easy-to-use programming language! - [[Processing Workshop Report]]
:'''2008-02-16''': [[Brain Machine Workshop|Brain Machine Making Workshop]]: Our first hardware sprint!

[[Category:Top level]]

Category:Events

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Official, Semi-Official, one-off and other events at the Noisebridge space.

=Event Calendar=
<onlyinclude>Not all events make it onto this calendar. Many events only make it to the [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/ Discussion] or [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-announce/ Announcements] mailing lists, [[IRC]] or in person at [[:Category:Meeting_Notes | Tuesday meetings]]. Best of all, Noisebridge is about people getting together at the space in San Francisco to do stuff. DO pay attention, as some events just arise organically from the bottom up!

 

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!.There will be a impromptu THANKFUL for the BRIDGE Potluck & cleaning (as there is still a lot of it to do)-celebration day here at the Bridge,The cleaning will be all day, and the Potluck will be at 5:00pm, with HaXoR type movies following there after. Feel free to let people know!!!

 
If you'd like to host an event yourself, we recommend bringing in at least one Noisebridge member, and getting advice on [[Hosting_an_Event|hosting an event]] at Noisebridge.

=== Upcoming Events [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=2 edit] ===


=== Recurring Events [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=3 edit] ===


==== Mondays ====
* '''5:30 pm [[SafeSpaceWG]] drama resolution''' - discussion of problems and solutions relating to behavior in the space
* '''7:30 pm - 10:00 pm [[Circuit Hacking Mondays]]'''  ''<div style="padding-left: 30px; max-width: 725px;">- Learn to solder! And make cool things with electronics. [[User:maltman23|Mitch]], Rolf, [[User:Miloh|Miloh]], [[User:Cedric|Cedric]], Cheng, Greg, and/or a host of others will bring kits-for-purchase to make cool, hackable things for all skill levels that you can bring home after you make them! Many designed for '''absolute beginners'''! Bring your own projects to hack! Bring things to fix! All ages. All are welcome! See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] and the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.</div>
* '''8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[Front-end Web Development]]''' - '''Lectures on hiatus until the class reboot, new series starting 2015-01-05!''' Learn HTML/CSS/JS. We're covering the basics and then going in-depth on different topics every week. Recap of last week's material starts at 7:30 pm. Join the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/webdev WebDev list] or the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for updates.
* [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Take Out the Trash Night -- Round One]] Be sure to put bins out by midnight as the trash truck comes between 1:30 to 2:30am.

==== Tuesdays - ''Super'' Tuesdays! ====
* '''6:00 pm - 7:00 pm [[Hack_and_Tell| Hack and Tell]]''' - We want you to share your projects, eat snacks and get acquainted. Casual meet and greet for all.
* '''7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [http://www.railsschool.org Ruby and Rails class]''' - Seminar and workshop for learning everything about Ruby, Rails, and web application development (Church classroom). See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.
* '''7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [[PyClass]]'''- Crash course in the Python standard library, held in Turing. Beyond Beginning-level.
* '''7:00 pm [[Meetings|Noisebridge Weekly Meeting]]''' - Introducing new people and events to the space, general discussion, and decision-making on key issues. '''This is your space, folks. Come on out here in person to express what you think about what's going on with it!'''

==== Wednesdays ====

* 6:00 pm - 8:00pm SF-LUG Weekly Linux Discussion Group, held in the Turing classroom.
* 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [[PyClass]]-Crash course in the Python standard library, held in Church. Beyond Beginner-level.
* '''First meetup 17th Dec, alternating monthly between SF and South Bay''' 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm [[Cyberspectrum|Cyberspectrum: Software Defined Radio Meetup]] in Hackatorium '''(new)''': A place to learn and exchange ideas about SDR. Presentations on concepts, mystery signals, hardware/software and cool applications.
* 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[DreamTeam| Dream Team Neuro Hackery]] - EEG research & development project with general interest in sleep, dreaming, creative intelligence, and many loosely related topics such as: neurophysiology, signal processing, cognitive neuroscience, and (especially) hacking code and devices for data acquisition and analysis. Join us at the [[CollaborationStation]] (near the Hackatorium). Expect general discussion around 8 PM - usually moving along by 9 PM to focus on more technical aspects of current project.

==== Thursdays ====
* [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Trash Night -- Round Two]] - Take out the trash for Friday morning! Do it by midnight as truck comes 1:30-2:30am.

* 7:00 pm [[Digital Archivists]] - Learn how to scan books and help build book scanners.
* 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[UavGroup]] - Weekly meetup to collaborate on unmanned aerial vehicles.
* 7:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[3D Thursday]] Weekly meetup (non-3rd-thursdays) at Noisebridge focusing on 3D Printers, CNC machines, FabLabs, and replicating machines of all kinds.
* 8:00 pm [[Front-end_Web_Development#Lab|Front-end Web Development Lab]] - '''Lab sessions on hiatus until the class reboot, new series starting 2015-01-08!''' Understand by doing! A recap of Monday's lecture in workshop form - and a good time for one-on-one help with the material.
* '''8:00 pm [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' a.k.a. 5MoF - lightning 5min talks every 3rd Thursday of the month

==== Fridays ====
* 18:00 - 20:00 1st & 3rd Friday's [[DATA]] in Turing; understanding and using data
* 20:00 - 22:00 1st & 3rd Friday's [[FUN Tutoring]] @ [[CollaborationStation]]


==== Saturdays ====
* 12:00 pm - 2:00 pm '''[[Godwafflenoisepancakes]]''' An afternoon of noise music and vegan pancakes. Monthly dates vary. Next show is December 13th and then January 12th. Turn it up... bring the noise!!!
* 12:00 pm - 6:00 pm '''[[modular|Modular and Analog Synth Workshop]]''' NEXT WORKSHOP TBA Learn the basics of analog synthesis on a modular synth with Douglas. we will meet in the church.

==== Sundays ====

* 12:30 pm - 7:30 pm [[Dungeons and Dragons]] in Church, currently looking for new players.
* 1:00 pm Monthly Lock Sport Collaboration: Come learn how to pick locks and learn more about them with the [http://www.tooolsf.org/ SF Bay Area chapter] of [http://toool.us/ TOOOL]. The group meets on alternating months at Noisebridge and in San Jose. Check the [https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/tooolsf-announce TOOOL SF announcement list] for details.
* 2:00 pm [[BAHA]] - [http://baha.bitrot.info Bay Area Hacker's Association] - security meeting (2nd Sundays only)
* 3:00 pm [[Go]] - Playing of the Go board game. On nice days we often take the boards to Dolores Park and play there.
* 5:00-7:30 pm [[How to start a startup]][http://startupclass.samaltman.com/] lecture viewings in Church. General Assembly 8/12/14. Wix.com 8/28/14 (not 8/26/14).
* 6:00 pm [[Plan 9]] class (if not Noisebridge check Sycamore)
</onlyinclude>

If you'd like to contact somebody at Noisebridge regarding these Events or even the Noisebridge Wiki itself, then please send an email message to one of the Board members listed in the [[Contacts]] list, e.g., <secretary@noisebridge.net> or <treasurer@noisebridge.net>

=== Orphaned Events ===
These events appear to be dormant or extinct.

* SAT 10:15 - 12:10 [[Juggling with Judy!]] Note: next class is scheduled for Saturday June 29th. Attention juggling fans! Judy will be at the 2013 World Juggling Day celebration Saturday June 15th at Ripley's Believe It Or Not Odditorium in San Francisco Fisherman's Warf - free event begins at 1. Come check it out!
* THU 18:00 - 21:00 '''[[Privacy Bay]]''' - A monthly meetup for Bay Area folks interested in privacy. Meets in Church on the last Thursday of the month.
* FRI 19:00 - 21:00 [[Anarchy_101|Anarchy 101]] - a class/seminar on what anarchy is and is not, and how it impacts us as individuals and as discrete groups.
* SUN 13:00 [[Songbridge]]: (Bi-monthly) Learn how to make and record music with a computerWe cover midi and vst as well as multi-track recordingBring your laptop.
* 20:00 - 22:00 [[Noise~_Wednesday | Noise~ Wed]] - Graphical media programming with Max/MSP/Jitter

*19:00 [[Tahoe-LAFS]] - Occasional meetup of users and/or developers of the Least Authority File System.

* 14:00 - 16:00 Android Developer Support Group - Meet up with other app developers in the library for a lightly structured knowledge-share.

=== Proposed Future Events and Classes ===
:'''(TBD)''': [[Sound Science]] A potential monthly lecture/demonstration series on the little known science behind sound reproductionTopics to include: Transducer Physics(speakers and mics), Room Acoustics, Signal Path and Cabling,Loudspeaker design 101, Music Production Tips for Big Sound, and How to make a small system sound HUGEEach session to include hands on projects like making speakers from stuff lying around, Non-Newtonian bass monsters, and ez speaker mods for anyoneIf interested contact the new guy-> MattLong8 at gmail dot com, 805 four five three - six zero nine seven
:'''(TBD)''': [[Modular Synthesis]] a bi-weekly (or monthly) group devoted to modular synthesizers> workshop will include modular sound synthesis styles and techniques, a study of different modules and their functions, ie voltage controlled oscillator, voltage controlled filter, low frequency oscillator, envelope generator ect and how these modules interact with each other, what control voltage and triggers are..... as well as one on one time for each student with the modular, which is a 60 space large format Moog style modular synthesizer with big knobs and 1/4 jacks including performance and other awesomeness by Douglas. contact Douglas at greenshoos at gmail dotcom
:'''(TBD)''': [[VideoHacking]] a weekly video/video art devoted hacker group, including experiments in the 3D vr realm...if interested contact julialc4@gmail.com
:Wednesdays at 21:00 [[Brewing Bridge]] - Malakkar Proposal: Learn how to make your drinks fun AND antibacterial, using yeastThis will be recurring if enough interest or need is presentAssociated items - what to do with brewing leftovers, and brewers sample hour, etc.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Probability]] - Weekly probability study group based on [http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/electrical-engineering-and-computer-science/6-041-probabilistic-systems-analysis-and-applied-probability-spring-2006/related-resources/ Fundamentals of Applied Probability Theory] by Al Drake
:'''(TBD)''': [[Mandarin Corner|Mandarin]] - Learn or practice Mandarin, all levels. Also currently on hiatus. Get on the mailing list.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Movie Night!]] - [[User:ThOMG|Thom]] wants to build community through nerdy sci-fi! (+Bill+Ted+Excellence++) (how about a Friday hacker movie night? -[[User:Carl|Carl]])
:'''(TBD)''': [[Introduction to the AVR Microcontroller]] - [[User:Mightyohm|Jeff]] and [[User:Maltman23|Mitch]] are planning an introductory class for people wanting to make cool projects with AVRs.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Basic Chemistry Lab Techniques]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cuddle Puddle for the Economy]] - Stress-hacking with informal massage exchange.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Milk and Cookies]] - Come read your favorite selections out loudWith Milk and Cookies (and yeah, probably beer too).
:'''(TBD)''': [[Processing Workshop 2]] - [[User:Scmurray|Scott]] is interested in teaching this, and is busy thinking about what, where, when, why, and how.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Hack your Hardware]] -- We call BS on "no user-serviceable parts inside"
:'''(TBD)''': [[Homebrew Instruction Class]] - The Wort (pt 1/3)
:'''(TBD)''': [[Trip to Shooting Range]] - Field trip to a shooting range, to shoot guns Express interest at [[Trip to Shooting Range]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Surface Mount Soldering Workshop]] - Learn how to solder cicuits with small surface mount parts [[User:maltman23|Mitch Altman]] and Martin Bogomolni and others will show their tricks [[User:maltman23|Mitch]] will bring hackable kits that uses surface mounts for you to solder<-YES!(mattlong8 at gmail dot com)
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Version control tutorial]]
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Foreign language learning for rocket scientists]] - I'm near-native (fool people when I try) in (French and) Japanese, and a pro trans/terpreter and will share my shortcuts (skill-order, vocab, speed/articulation, translation≅grammar)No expertise on tonal languages yet..so if you know how to remember tones or how tone-sandhi interacts with speed and/or how nuances of speaker attitude are expressed in them (what we do with rythm/inflection/sentence-intonation and stress in Eng., and with particles and ??? in e.gCantonese) please chime in or call me (415-608-0564) so I can convey your wisdom[also looking for a from-scratch Arabic partner]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Getting started with Arduino]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Distributed Databases]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Node.js Beginners Session]] - Interested in learning about Node.js? I amMaybe these guys want to teach it: http://www.meetup.com/Joyent-Cloud-User-Group/events/81311542/

:'''(TBD)''': [[Scrum Club]] - I though I'd test the waters and see if anyone was interested in a noisebridge scrum club details are here http://scrumclub.org/scrum-clubs/ if inturested hit me up twitter: @theabcasian, facebook: http://www.facebook.com/theabcasian
:'''(TBD)''': [[CNC Mill Workshop]] - Who wants to make stuff on the [[MaxNCMill]]?
:'''(TBD)''': [[Math & Science Help]] - If you would like some math, science or engineering help, I'm down to lend a hand.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cyborg Group|Cyborg Group / Sensebridge]] - Work on projects like artificial senses Someone needs to lead this!
:'''(TBD)''': [[OpenEEG]] - Brain techHas historically met on Sundays, at the behest of interested parties.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Programming_for_Poets | Programming for Poets]] - Gentle intro to programming using Processing
:'''(TBD)''': [[World Builders & Simgineers]] - Work together to create a beautiful & open virtual world & platform.
:'''(TBD)''': [[PlunderBridge]] - Metal detecting, detector technology & treasure hunting expeditions.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Ruby Mining]] - Ruby on Rails basics, interactive working group
:'''(TBD)''': [[MoinMoin Wiki]] - MoinMoin Wiki (details see there)
:'''(TBD)''': [[Noisebridge Fundraiser 2013]]

= Past Events =

===2013===
*{{event
|time = Friday, August 9, 5:00pm
|title = Noisebridge Party Setup
|description = Volunteers will be preparing the space for Saturday's show. There are no scheduled conflicts; you might be asked to move multiple times by someone pushing a broom and assembling a raised stage simultaneously.
|}}

*{{event
|time = Saturday, August 10, 4:00pm
|title = Noisebridge "______ the Bridge" Party
|description = a summer fundraising party for Noisebridge, which YOU are invited to!
|suggested donation = $10, but no one turned away for lack of funds
|}}

*{{event
|time = Sunday, August 11, 2:00pm
|title = Bay Area Hackers' Association Meeting
|description = Jon Callas presenting on [[BAHA/2013-08-11|Secure Communications, Privacy, Counter-Surveillance]].
|}}

* '''Wednesday, May 22, 7.00 pm: Instructables Build Night''' - Bare Conductive, Instructables will supply Bare Conductive paint pens and pizza. Come experiment with the paint and post some Instructables. This is a FREE event.

===2012===
* '''December 20, Thursday, 20:00 - 22:00 - [[5MoF|5 Minutes of Fame]]''' - Following up on its triumphant return in November, 5MoF is back with another showcase of lightning talks & other good stuff, with your host Sir Danny O'Brien! Details TBA
*'''Tuesday Feb14th, 18:00 to 20:00''' ZiP MegaZine releases its inaugural issue with '''My Noisy Valentine''' Zine Release Microparty in the Noisebridge cafeFor more info follow [[zine | this]] link.
* '''Wednesday, Jan30, 20:00-22:00''' [[zine|ZiP]] meeting for zine-makers & others with an interest in printing & self-publishingThe meeting 1/30/13 is our first since mid-2012We plan to hold them regularly from now on at this time (Wednesday 8pm)This meeting will be informal & will probably take place in the printing/lasercutter area of the hackerspace.

===2011===

* '''September 11th 14:00 to 17:00''' - The San Francisco Chapter of the Open Organisation Of Lockpickers and Bay Area Hacker's Association present a joint meeting on [https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Locksport locksport]
*'''August 4, 7PM, Thursday''' - [http://zeidman.net Bob Zeidman] will be giving a talk on video games and intellectual property, hosted by TheMADEHe will also speak about IP infringement cases.
*'''August 9, 6:30PM, Tuesday''' - [http://www.meetup.com/makesf/events/26413241/ Make:SF] - Chris Jefferies will speak about the wireless sensor kit he is developing and we are bringing back our all star soldering kits.

* '''April 13th, 19:00''' - Kombucha fermentation class with [[BioBridge]]
*'''April 7th, 20:00''' - [[In-Depth|Noisebridge: In-Depth]] Our monthly lecture and round tableThis month's speaker will be Aragorn! his lecture will be "Anarchism & technology: An unbridgeable chasm"
*'''April 4th, 20:00''' - Camp KDE PartyCome and meet part of the KDE North America community and get a quick overview of this year's [http://camp.kde.org/ Camp KDE] conferenceThere will be beer
*'''April 3rd, 16:00''' - NoiseCaching: Meet-up to build some geocaches, and talk about making geocoinsThen we'll head out to find some local caches and place caches we made[http://www.geocaching.com More info about Geocaching here]
* '''March 20th, 19:00''' [[Hack Politics]] meetup -- the first meetup to figure out how we in the hacker community can effectively mobilize and create meaningful change in these interesting times
* '''March 12th, 12:00-18:00 - Noisebridge Hackathon!''' Second Saturday Hackathon is a casual monthly event dedicated to working on the space or relevant projects and building community This is a great time to get feedback or help on any projects you have been considering that center around the space, culture, and infrastructure of Noisebridge You can also help with existing projects and find out ways to get involved.
* '''March 10, Thursday, 19:00 - Group Grammar Clinic''' - Church Classroom - Donations gladly accepted - A clinic for grammar and writing evaluationPlease bring your web/social or technical writing for us to evaluateBring your laptop as well Collaboration groupware possibly provided(Please suggest groupware software to use if you wish)Constructive feedback from other group members is encouraged so that this clinic is a group process- Facilitator: [[User:Owen|Owen]] (opietro@yahoo.com)
* '''March 9th, 20:00''' - Ferment and filter a mash! [[fermentation logs]]

===2010===
* '''Sunday, August 22, 19:00 CLUB-MATE DROPOFF AND TASTING PARTY''' Nick Farr will be in town to drop off Club-Mate ordered by San Franciscans!
* '''June 5th, 12:00-19:00 - [[NoiseBridgeRehab]]''' - Help make the space more usable and accessible! Noisebridge needs your help!
* '''June 5th, 16:00-20:00 - [[Science For Juggalos]]''' - Science Fair in front of the Warfield Theater teaching magnetism to Juggalos
* '''June 6th, 15:00 - [[AVC Meetup]]''' - Entrepreneurial bonding & matchmaking
* '''June 9th, 21:00 - Your liver supports Noisebridge''' - Come to Elixir @ 16th & Guerrero anytime after 21:00 and drink, drink, drink! 50% of tips go to Noisebridge
* '''February 27th, 20:00 - [[Hacker EPROM]]''' - Noisebridge's first prom! Nice tie and a (robot) date requiredWe will have a DJ and punch.
* '''February 24th, 19:00, Wednesday - Joris Peels, of [http://www.shapeways.com Shapeways]''', and expert on 3D printing, will give a [[ShaperwaysPresentation | talk and demonstration]] at Noisebridge!.
* '''February 23rd, 18:00 - Cleaning day''' - Come and help clean Noisebridge, because everyone loves a clean hack space.
* '''February 12th, 21:00 - visit from Steve Jackson'''Game designer [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jackson_%28US_game_designer%29 Steve Jackson], founder of Steve Jackson Games, will visit Noisebridge.
* '''January 27th, 18:00-20:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Workshop]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] (contact [[User:Gpvillamil|Gian Pablo]] for more info)
* '''January 27th, 20:00-22:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Performance]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] - "Celebrate a night of new sound that will change your idea of music forever!"
* '''January 25th, 19:30 - [[Bag Porn]]''' - What's in your bag?
* '''January 20th, 19:00-21:00 - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat/about Bay Categories & Types]''' - Categories, monoids, monads, functors and more! Held in the Alonzo Church classroom.
* '''January 20th, 19:00 - [[User Experience Book Club SF]]''' - Our book this month is "A Theory of Fun for Game Design" by Raph Koster - http://is.gd/6sEqw (meets in Turing)
* '''January 21st, 20:00 - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' - Monthly set of lightning talks on diverse topics
* '''January 22nd, 17:00 - [[CleaningParty| Cleaning Party]]''' - Come help clean up Noisebridge! Awsum fun!
* ...January 14th,16th, and 17th 1:00- ??? Build Out day for kitchen/bathroom/laundry bring yourself and a good attitude, learn a few things as well
* '''January 15th, 18:00 - [[CNC_Mill_Workshop]]''' - Learn to use the CNC mill for 2D engraving and circuit board routing
* Thursdays 17:00 [[ASL Group|American Sign Language]] - Learn how to talk without using your voice (or just come chat in ASL)[http://whenisgood.net/noisebridge/asl/generic click to reschedule]

===2009===
* '''November 18th, 19:30''' - [[Dorkbot_2009_11_18|Dorkbot]]
* '''November 19th, 18:00''' - [[Mesh meetup]]
* '''November 19th, 20:00''' - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
* '''November 20th, 18:00''' - Loud Objects [http://www.flickr.com/photos/createdigitalmedia/3428249036/ Noise Toy workshop].
* '''November 20th, 20:00''' - Performance by [http://www.loudobjects.com/ Loud Objects], (featuring Tristan Perich and Lesley Flanigan) and [http://www.myspace.com/jibkidder Jib Kidder].
:'''2009-11-05''' - [http://www.server-sky.com/ Server Sky presentation: Internet and Computation in Orbit] by Keith Lofstrom
:'''2009-11-05''' - [[Mesh meetup]]
:'''2009-11-02''' - [[French]] book club meeting to discuss [http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/2842612892/ref=ord_cart_shr?_encoding=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&v=glance Une Si Longue Lettre]
: ''' October 1st, 18:00''' - [[Wireless_Mesh_Network_Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]
: ''' October 1st, 19:00''' - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat Bay Area Categories and Types]
: '''2009-10-03''' [[Year 1 Open Hacker House]]
:'''Friday''': [[CrazyCryptoNight]] - Discussion of cryptography for beginners through experts6-???
:'''Sunday''' : [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] Sundays, at 3-5pm.
:'''Monday''': [[German]] - Learn German, all levels7pm beginners, 8pm advancedRSVP 24 hours in advance for the benefit of the instructorEvents ran May-November 2009Currently on Thursdays at 8Get on the mailing list.
:'''Tuesday''': [[Haskell/Haschool]] - Learn Haskell with Jason Dusek 6PM - 7:30PM, from May until we're all experts.
:'''Wednesday''': [[Adobe_Lightroom|Adobe Lightroom]] - Become a more organized photographerWeekly class (mostly held off site).
:'''Thursday''': [[Professional VFX Compositing With Adobe After Effects]] - Taught by [[User:SFSlim|Aaron Muszalski]]7:30PM - 10PM, most Thursdays in May & June & ? (click through dammit)
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] 3D Edition
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Wireless Mesh Network Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]
:'''2009-08-20''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] One Dee Edition
:'''2009-07-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] Zero Dee
:'''2009-07-02 - 2009-07-05''': [http://toorcamp.org Toorcamp]
:'''2009-07-01''': Noisedroid meeting to discuss location logging on Android platform (and other stuff too, I'm sure)
:'''2009-06-30''': [[Powerbocking Class|Powerbocking class]]
:'''2009-06-30''': "Suing Telemarketers for Fun and Profit" (Toorcamp talk preview)
:'''2009-06-28''': "Meditation for Hackers" (Toorcamp workshop preview)
:'''2009-06-18''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-06-15''': [[Eagle Workshop]] Session two of the Eagle CAD workshop.
:'''2009-06-13''': [[RoboGames 2009]] Noisebridge had a booth staffed by vounteers, great fun!
:'''2009-05-21''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-04-27''': [[EagleCAD workshop]] -- learn to use this CAD tool for printed circuit board design
:'''2009-04-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] April showers & flowers edition
:'''2009-04-11''': [[RFID Hacking]] weekend workshop (this event moved from the original March date)
:'''2009-04-05''': [[First aid and CPR class]] Learning how to not only not die, but also reduce scarring!
:'''2009-04-03''': [[Sudo pop]] 2PM and onMaking the first batch of a Noisebridge label yerba mate-niated rootbrew, gratis and DIY
:'''2009-03-26''': [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] first meet up for this new group: 8 pm
:'''2009-03-19''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-03-12''': [[OpenBTS and GSM]] talk by David Burgess
:'''2009-02-14''': [[Open Heart Workshop]] Valentine's Day blinkyheart soldering party!
:'''2009-02-13''': [[Time-t_Party|<tt>time_t</tt> Party]] to celebrate 1,234,567,890 since the Unix epoch.
:'''2009-02-09''': [[Spanish learning at 8:30]]
:'''2009-02-05''': [[PGP Key Workshop]]
:'''2009-01-31''': [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]

===2008===
:'''2008-12-27''': [[25C3]] Chaos Computer Congress in Berlin
:'''2008-12-20 & 21''': [[Creme Brulee]] Workshop on creating a french dessert, with bonus propane torch.
:'''2008-12-17 20:00''': [[Machine Learning]] Birds-of-a-feather
:'''2008-11-24''': [[Circuit Hacking Monday]] circuit design workshop
:'''2008-11-21, 7pm''':[[Milk and Cookies]] -- [[User:Dmolnar|David Molnar]] hosts Milk and Cookies at 83CBring a short 5-7minute thing to read to othersBring a potluck cookie/snack/drink if you likeDavid will bring milk and cookies.
:'''2008-11-17, 7:30pm''': [[Basic Bicycle Maintain]] - [[User:rubin110|Rubin]] and [[User:rigel|rigel]] hate it when we see a bike that isn't maintainedScreechy chains and clacking derailleur can go to hellBasic bike tune up, sharing the smarts on simple things you can do at home to make your ride suck a whole lot less.
:'''2008-11-16, 5:00pm''': [[RepRap Soldering Party]] - help assemble RepRap! RSVPs required on wiki! [[User:Adi|adi]]
:'''2008-11-16, 3:00pm''': [[Oscilloscopes]] - Learn how to use this versatile tool to test electronic circuits Maximum 6 slots, please sign up ahead of time! [[User:dstaff|dstaff]]
:'''2008-10-31''': [[Halloween Open House]] - NoiseBridge's own [[PPPC]] threw an awesome open house/halloween galaPost pictures if you got 'em!
:'''2008-10-25''': [[Soldering Workshop]] and Pumpkin Hackin' - Learn to solder for total newbies (or learn to solder better!), including surface mountAdditionally, carve your halloween pumpkins and enjoy some experimental pumpkin pie and/or soup.
:'''2008-10-07''': (tuesday before meeting) - Etch a circuit boardI'll be trying a photo resist etching and a basic printed mask etchingThis is step 1/3 for a project called "annoying USB thingie" which will execute pre-defined keystrokes by sneaking a tiny USB dongle onto a victim^h^h^h^h^h buddy's computer.
:'''2008-09-13''': [[Processing Workshop]] — Learn this very easy-to-use programming language! - [[Processing Workshop Report]]
:'''2008-02-16''': [[Brain Machine Workshop|Brain Machine Making Workshop]]: Our first hardware sprint!

[[Category:Top level]]

Category:Events

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Official, Semi-Official, one-off and other events at the Noisebridge space.

=Event Calendar=
<onlyinclude>Not all events make it onto this calendar. Many events only make it to the [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/ Discussion] or [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-announce/ Announcements] mailing lists, [[IRC]] or in person at [[:Category:Meeting_Notes | Tuesday meetings]]. Best of all, Noisebridge is about people getting together at the space in San Francisco to do stuff. DO pay attention, as some events just arise organically from the bottom up!

 

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!.There will be a impromptu THANKFUL for the BRIDGE Potluck & cleaning (as there is still a lot of it to do)-celebration day here at the Bridge,The cleaning will be all day, and the Potluck will be at 5:00pm, with HaXoR type movies following there after. Feel free to let people know!!!

 
If you'd like to host an event yourself, we recommend bringing in at least one Noisebridge member, and getting advice on [[Hosting_an_Event|hosting an event]] at Noisebridge.

=== Upcoming Events [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=2 edit] ===


=== Recurring Events [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=3 edit] ===


==== Mondays ====
* '''5:30 pm [[SafeSpaceWG]] drama resolution''' - discussion of problems and solutions relating to behavior in the space
* '''7:30 pm - 10:00 pm [[Circuit Hacking Mondays]]'''  ''<div style="padding-left: 30px; max-width: 725px;">- Learn to solder! And make cool things with electronics. [[User:maltman23|Mitch]], Rolf, [[User:Miloh|Miloh]], [[User:Cedric|Cedric]], Cheng, Greg, and/or a host of others will bring kits-for-purchase to make cool, hackable things for all skill levels that you can bring home after you make them! Many designed for '''absolute beginners'''! Bring your own projects to hack! Bring things to fix! All ages. All are welcome! See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] and the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.</div>
* '''8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[Front-end Web Development]]''' - '''Lectures on hiatus until the class reboot, new series starting 2015-01-05!''' Learn HTML/CSS/JS. We're covering the basics and then going in-depth on different topics every week. Recap of last week's material starts at 7:30 pm. Join the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/webdev WebDev list] or the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for updates.
* [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Take Out the Trash Night -- Round One]] Be sure to put bins out by midnight as the trash truck comes between 1:30 to 2:30am.

==== Tuesdays - ''Super'' Tuesdays! ====
* '''6:00 pm - 7:00 pm [[Hack_and_Tell| Hack and Tell]]''' - We want you to share your projects, eat snacks and get acquainted. Casual meet and greet for all.
* '''7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [http://www.railsschool.org Ruby and Rails class]''' - Seminar and workshop for learning everything about Ruby, Rails, and web application development (Church classroom). See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.
* '''7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [[PyClass]]'''- Crash course in the Python standard library, held in Turing. Beyond Beginning-level.
* '''7:00 pm [[Meetings|Noisebridge Weekly Meeting]]''' - Introducing new people and events to the space, general discussion, and decision-making on key issues. '''This is your space, folks. Come on out here in person to express what you think about what's going on with it!'''

==== Wednesdays ====

* 6:00 pm - 8:00pm SF-LUG Weekly Linux Discussion Group, held in the Turing classroom.
* 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [[PyClass]]-Crash course in the Python standard library, held in Church. Beyond Beginner-level.
* '''First meetup 17th Dec, alternating monthly between SF and South Bay''' 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm [[Cyberspectrum|Cyberspectrum: Software Defined Radio Meetup]] in Hackatorium '''(new)''': A place to learn and exchange ideas about SDR. Presentations on concepts, mystery signals, hardware/software and cool applications.
* 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[DreamTeam| Dream Team Neuro Hackery]] - EEG research & development project with general interest in sleep, dreaming, creative intelligence, and many loosely related topics such as: neurophysiology, signal processing, cognitive neuroscience, and (especially) hacking code and devices for data acquisition and analysis. Join us at the [[CollaborationStation]] (near the Hackatorium). Expect general discussion around 8 PM - usually moving along by 9 PM to focus on more technical aspects of current project.

==== Thursdays ====
* [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Trash Night -- Round Two]] - Take out the trash for Friday morning! Do it by midnight as truck comes 1:30-2:30am.

* 7:00 pm [[Digital Archivists]] - Learn how to scan books and help build book scanners.
* 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[UavGroup]] - Weekly meetup to collaborate on unmanned aerial vehicles.
* 7:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[3D Thursday]] Weekly meetup (non-3rd-thursdays) at Noisebridge focusing on 3D Printers, CNC machines, FabLabs, and replicating machines of all kinds.
* 8:00 pm [[Front-end_Web_Development#Lab|Front-end Web Development Lab]] - '''Lab sessions on hiatus until the class reboot, new series starting 2015-01-08!''' Understand by doing! A recap of Monday's lecture in workshop form - and a good time for one-on-one help with the material.
* '''8:00 pm [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' a.k.a. 5MoF - lightning 5min talks every 3rd Thursday of the month

==== Fridays ====
* 18:00 - 20:00 1st & 3rd Friday's [[DATA]] in Turing; understanding and using data
* 20:00 - 22:00 1st & 3rd Friday's [[FUN Tutoring]] @ [[CollaborationStation]]


==== Saturdays ====
* 12:00 pm - 2:00 pm '''[[Godwafflenoisepancakes]]''' An afternoon of noise music and vegan pancakes. Monthly dates vary. Next show is December 13th and then January 12th. Turn it up... bring the noise!!!
* 12:00 pm - 6:00 pm '''[[modular|Modular and Analog Synth Workshop]]''' NEXT WORKSHOP TBA Learn the basics of analog synthesis on a modular synth with Douglas. we will meet in the church.

==== Sundays ====

* 12:30 pm - 7:30 pm [[Dungeons and Dragons]] in Church, currently looking for new players.
* 1:00 pm Monthly Lock Sport Collaboration: Come learn how to pick locks and learn more about them with the [http://www.tooolsf.org/ SF Bay Area chapter] of [http://toool.us/ TOOOL]. The group meets on alternating months at Noisebridge and in San Jose. Check the [https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/tooolsf-announce TOOOL SF announcement list] for details.
* 2:00 pm [[BAHA]] - [http://baha.bitrot.info Bay Area Hacker's Association] - security meeting (2nd Sundays only)
* 3:00 pm [[Go]] - Playing of the Go board game. On nice days we often take the boards to Dolores Park and play there.
* 5:00-7:30 pm [[How to start a startup]][http://startupclass.samaltman.com/] lecture viewings in Church. General Assembly 8/12/14. Wix.com 8/28/14 (not 8/26/14).
* 6:00 pm [[Plan 9]] class (if not Noisebridge check Sycamore)
</onlyinclude>

If you'd like to contact somebody at Noisebridge regarding these Events or even the Noisebridge Wiki itself, then please send an email message to one of the Board members listed in the [[Contacts]] list, e.g., <secretary@noisebridge.net> or <treasurer@noisebridge.net>

=== Orphaned Events ===
These events appear to be dormant or extinct.

* SAT 10:15 - 12:10 [[Juggling with Judy!]] Note: next class is scheduled for Saturday June 29th. Attention juggling fans! Judy will be at the 2013 World Juggling Day celebration Saturday June 15th at Ripley's Believe It Or Not Odditorium in San Francisco Fisherman's Warf - free event begins at 1. Come check it out!
* THU 18:00 - 21:00 '''[[Privacy Bay]]''' - A monthly meetup for Bay Area folks interested in privacy. Meets in Church on the last Thursday of the month.
* FRI 19:00 - 21:00 [[Anarchy_101|Anarchy 101]] - a class/seminar on what anarchy is and is not, and how it impacts us as individuals and as discrete groups.
* SUN 13:00 [[Songbridge]]: (Bi-monthly) Learn how to make and record music with a computerWe cover midi and vst as well as multi-track recordingBring your laptop.
* 20:00 - 22:00 [[Noise~_Wednesday | Noise~ Wed]] - Graphical media programming with Max/MSP/Jitter

*19:00 [[Tahoe-LAFS]] - Occasional meetup of users and/or developers of the Least Authority File System.

* 14:00 - 16:00 Android Developer Support Group - Meet up with other app developers in the library for a lightly structured knowledge-share.

=== Proposed Future Events and Classes ===
:'''(TBD)''': [[Sound Science]] A potential monthly lecture/demonstration series on the little known science behind sound reproductionTopics to include: Transducer Physics(speakers and mics), Room Acoustics, Signal Path and Cabling,Loudspeaker design 101, Music Production Tips for Big Sound, and How to make a small system sound HUGEEach session to include hands on projects like making speakers from stuff lying around, Non-Newtonian bass monsters, and ez speaker mods for anyoneIf interested contact the new guy-> MattLong8 at gmail dot com, 805 four five three - six zero nine seven
:'''(TBD)''': [[Modular Synthesis]] a bi-weekly (or monthly) group devoted to modular synthesizers> workshop will include modular sound synthesis styles and techniques, a study of different modules and their functions, ie voltage controlled oscillator, voltage controlled filter, low frequency oscillator, envelope generator ect and how these modules interact with each other, what control voltage and triggers are..... as well as one on one time for each student with the modular, which is a 60 space large format Moog style modular synthesizer with big knobs and 1/4 jacks including performance and other awesomeness by Douglas. contact Douglas at greenshoos at gmail dotcom
:'''(TBD)''': [[VideoHacking]] a weekly video/video art devoted hacker group, including experiments in the 3D vr realm...if interested contact julialc4@gmail.com
:Wednesdays at 21:00 [[Brewing Bridge]] - Malakkar Proposal: Learn how to make your drinks fun AND antibacterial, using yeastThis will be recurring if enough interest or need is presentAssociated items - what to do with brewing leftovers, and brewers sample hour, etc.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Probability]] - Weekly probability study group based on [http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/electrical-engineering-and-computer-science/6-041-probabilistic-systems-analysis-and-applied-probability-spring-2006/related-resources/ Fundamentals of Applied Probability Theory] by Al Drake
:'''(TBD)''': [[Mandarin Corner|Mandarin]] - Learn or practice Mandarin, all levels. Also currently on hiatus. Get on the mailing list.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Movie Night!]] - [[User:ThOMG|Thom]] wants to build community through nerdy sci-fi! (+Bill+Ted+Excellence++) (how about a Friday hacker movie night? -[[User:Carl|Carl]])
:'''(TBD)''': [[Introduction to the AVR Microcontroller]] - [[User:Mightyohm|Jeff]] and [[User:Maltman23|Mitch]] are planning an introductory class for people wanting to make cool projects with AVRs.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Basic Chemistry Lab Techniques]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cuddle Puddle for the Economy]] - Stress-hacking with informal massage exchange.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Milk and Cookies]] - Come read your favorite selections out loudWith Milk and Cookies (and yeah, probably beer too).
:'''(TBD)''': [[Processing Workshop 2]] - [[User:Scmurray|Scott]] is interested in teaching this, and is busy thinking about what, where, when, why, and how.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Hack your Hardware]] -- We call BS on "no user-serviceable parts inside"
:'''(TBD)''': [[Homebrew Instruction Class]] - The Wort (pt 1/3)
:'''(TBD)''': [[Trip to Shooting Range]] - Field trip to a shooting range, to shoot guns Express interest at [[Trip to Shooting Range]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Surface Mount Soldering Workshop]] - Learn how to solder cicuits with small surface mount parts [[User:maltman23|Mitch Altman]] and Martin Bogomolni and others will show their tricks [[User:maltman23|Mitch]] will bring hackable kits that uses surface mounts for you to solder<-YES!(mattlong8 at gmail dot com)
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Version control tutorial]]
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Foreign language learning for rocket scientists]] - I'm near-native (fool people when I try) in (French and) Japanese, and a pro trans/terpreter and will share my shortcuts (skill-order, vocab, speed/articulation, translation≅grammar)No expertise on tonal languages yet..so if you know how to remember tones or how tone-sandhi interacts with speed and/or how nuances of speaker attitude are expressed in them (what we do with rythm/inflection/sentence-intonation and stress in Eng., and with particles and ??? in e.gCantonese) please chime in or call me (415-608-0564) so I can convey your wisdom[also looking for a from-scratch Arabic partner]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Getting started with Arduino]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Distributed Databases]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Node.js Beginners Session]] - Interested in learning about Node.js? I amMaybe these guys want to teach it: http://www.meetup.com/Joyent-Cloud-User-Group/events/81311542/

:'''(TBD)''': [[Scrum Club]] - I though I'd test the waters and see if anyone was interested in a noisebridge scrum club details are here http://scrumclub.org/scrum-clubs/ if inturested hit me up twitter: @theabcasian, facebook: http://www.facebook.com/theabcasian
:'''(TBD)''': [[CNC Mill Workshop]] - Who wants to make stuff on the [[MaxNCMill]]?
:'''(TBD)''': [[Math & Science Help]] - If you would like some math, science or engineering help, I'm down to lend a hand.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cyborg Group|Cyborg Group / Sensebridge]] - Work on projects like artificial senses Someone needs to lead this!
:'''(TBD)''': [[OpenEEG]] - Brain techHas historically met on Sundays, at the behest of interested parties.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Programming_for_Poets | Programming for Poets]] - Gentle intro to programming using Processing
:'''(TBD)''': [[World Builders & Simgineers]] - Work together to create a beautiful & open virtual world & platform.
:'''(TBD)''': [[PlunderBridge]] - Metal detecting, detector technology & treasure hunting expeditions.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Ruby Mining]] - Ruby on Rails basics, interactive working group
:'''(TBD)''': [[MoinMoin Wiki]] - MoinMoin Wiki (details see there)
:'''(TBD)''': [[Noisebridge Fundraiser 2013]]

= Past Events =

===2013===
*{{event
|time = Friday, August 9, 5:00pm
|title = Noisebridge Party Setup
|description = Volunteers will be preparing the space for Saturday's show. There are no scheduled conflicts; you might be asked to move multiple times by someone pushing a broom and assembling a raised stage simultaneously.
|}}

*{{event
|time = Saturday, August 10, 4:00pm
|title = Noisebridge "______ the Bridge" Party
|description = a summer fundraising party for Noisebridge, which YOU are invited to!
|suggested donation = $10, but no one turned away for lack of funds
|}}

*{{event
|time = Sunday, August 11, 2:00pm
|title = Bay Area Hackers' Association Meeting
|description = Jon Callas presenting on [[BAHA/2013-08-11|Secure Communications, Privacy, Counter-Surveillance]].
|}}

* '''Wednesday, May 22, 7.00 pm: Instructables Build Night''' - Bare Conductive, Instructables will supply Bare Conductive paint pens and pizza. Come experiment with the paint and post some Instructables. This is a FREE event.

===2012===
* '''December 20, Thursday, 20:00 - 22:00 - [[5MoF|5 Minutes of Fame]]''' - Following up on its triumphant return in November, 5MoF is back with another showcase of lightning talks & other good stuff, with your host Sir Danny O'Brien! Details TBA
*'''Tuesday Feb14th, 18:00 to 20:00''' ZiP MegaZine releases its inaugural issue with '''My Noisy Valentine''' Zine Release Microparty in the Noisebridge cafeFor more info follow [[zine | this]] link.
* '''Wednesday, Jan30, 20:00-22:00''' [[zine|ZiP]] meeting for zine-makers & others with an interest in printing & self-publishingThe meeting 1/30/13 is our first since mid-2012We plan to hold them regularly from now on at this time (Wednesday 8pm)This meeting will be informal & will probably take place in the printing/lasercutter area of the hackerspace.

===2011===

* '''September 11th 14:00 to 17:00''' - The San Francisco Chapter of the Open Organisation Of Lockpickers and Bay Area Hacker's Association present a joint meeting on [https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Locksport locksport]
*'''August 4, 7PM, Thursday''' - [http://zeidman.net Bob Zeidman] will be giving a talk on video games and intellectual property, hosted by TheMADEHe will also speak about IP infringement cases.
*'''August 9, 6:30PM, Tuesday''' - [http://www.meetup.com/makesf/events/26413241/ Make:SF] - Chris Jefferies will speak about the wireless sensor kit he is developing and we are bringing back our all star soldering kits.

* '''April 13th, 19:00''' - Kombucha fermentation class with [[BioBridge]]
*'''April 7th, 20:00''' - [[In-Depth|Noisebridge: In-Depth]] Our monthly lecture and round tableThis month's speaker will be Aragorn! his lecture will be "Anarchism & technology: An unbridgeable chasm"
*'''April 4th, 20:00''' - Camp KDE PartyCome and meet part of the KDE North America community and get a quick overview of this year's [http://camp.kde.org/ Camp KDE] conferenceThere will be beer
*'''April 3rd, 16:00''' - NoiseCaching: Meet-up to build some geocaches, and talk about making geocoinsThen we'll head out to find some local caches and place caches we made[http://www.geocaching.com More info about Geocaching here]
* '''March 20th, 19:00''' [[Hack Politics]] meetup -- the first meetup to figure out how we in the hacker community can effectively mobilize and create meaningful change in these interesting times
* '''March 12th, 12:00-18:00 - Noisebridge Hackathon!''' Second Saturday Hackathon is a casual monthly event dedicated to working on the space or relevant projects and building community This is a great time to get feedback or help on any projects you have been considering that center around the space, culture, and infrastructure of Noisebridge You can also help with existing projects and find out ways to get involved.
* '''March 10, Thursday, 19:00 - Group Grammar Clinic''' - Church Classroom - Donations gladly accepted - A clinic for grammar and writing evaluationPlease bring your web/social or technical writing for us to evaluateBring your laptop as well Collaboration groupware possibly provided(Please suggest groupware software to use if you wish)Constructive feedback from other group members is encouraged so that this clinic is a group process- Facilitator: [[User:Owen|Owen]] (opietro@yahoo.com)
* '''March 9th, 20:00''' - Ferment and filter a mash! [[fermentation logs]]

===2010===
* '''Sunday, August 22, 19:00 CLUB-MATE DROPOFF AND TASTING PARTY''' Nick Farr will be in town to drop off Club-Mate ordered by San Franciscans!
* '''June 5th, 12:00-19:00 - [[NoiseBridgeRehab]]''' - Help make the space more usable and accessible! Noisebridge needs your help!
* '''June 5th, 16:00-20:00 - [[Science For Juggalos]]''' - Science Fair in front of the Warfield Theater teaching magnetism to Juggalos
* '''June 6th, 15:00 - [[AVC Meetup]]''' - Entrepreneurial bonding & matchmaking
* '''June 9th, 21:00 - Your liver supports Noisebridge''' - Come to Elixir @ 16th & Guerrero anytime after 21:00 and drink, drink, drink! 50% of tips go to Noisebridge
* '''February 27th, 20:00 - [[Hacker EPROM]]''' - Noisebridge's first prom! Nice tie and a (robot) date requiredWe will have a DJ and punch.
* '''February 24th, 19:00, Wednesday - Joris Peels, of [http://www.shapeways.com Shapeways]''', and expert on 3D printing, will give a [[ShaperwaysPresentation | talk and demonstration]] at Noisebridge!.
* '''February 23rd, 18:00 - Cleaning day''' - Come and help clean Noisebridge, because everyone loves a clean hack space.
* '''February 12th, 21:00 - visit from Steve Jackson'''Game designer [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jackson_%28US_game_designer%29 Steve Jackson], founder of Steve Jackson Games, will visit Noisebridge.
* '''January 27th, 18:00-20:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Workshop]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] (contact [[User:Gpvillamil|Gian Pablo]] for more info)
* '''January 27th, 20:00-22:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Performance]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] - "Celebrate a night of new sound that will change your idea of music forever!"
* '''January 25th, 19:30 - [[Bag Porn]]''' - What's in your bag?
* '''January 20th, 19:00-21:00 - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat/about Bay Categories & Types]''' - Categories, monoids, monads, functors and more! Held in the Alonzo Church classroom.
* '''January 20th, 19:00 - [[User Experience Book Club SF]]''' - Our book this month is "A Theory of Fun for Game Design" by Raph Koster - http://is.gd/6sEqw (meets in Turing)
* '''January 21st, 20:00 - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' - Monthly set of lightning talks on diverse topics
* '''January 22nd, 17:00 - [[CleaningParty| Cleaning Party]]''' - Come help clean up Noisebridge! Awsum fun!
* ...January 14th,16th, and 17th 1:00- ??? Build Out day for kitchen/bathroom/laundry bring yourself and a good attitude, learn a few things as well
* '''January 15th, 18:00 - [[CNC_Mill_Workshop]]''' - Learn to use the CNC mill for 2D engraving and circuit board routing
* Thursdays 17:00 [[ASL Group|American Sign Language]] - Learn how to talk without using your voice (or just come chat in ASL)[http://whenisgood.net/noisebridge/asl/generic click to reschedule]

===2009===
* '''November 18th, 19:30''' - [[Dorkbot_2009_11_18|Dorkbot]]
* '''November 19th, 18:00''' - [[Mesh meetup]]
* '''November 19th, 20:00''' - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
* '''November 20th, 18:00''' - Loud Objects [http://www.flickr.com/photos/createdigitalmedia/3428249036/ Noise Toy workshop].
* '''November 20th, 20:00''' - Performance by [http://www.loudobjects.com/ Loud Objects], (featuring Tristan Perich and Lesley Flanigan) and [http://www.myspace.com/jibkidder Jib Kidder].
:'''2009-11-05''' - [http://www.server-sky.com/ Server Sky presentation: Internet and Computation in Orbit] by Keith Lofstrom
:'''2009-11-05''' - [[Mesh meetup]]
:'''2009-11-02''' - [[French]] book club meeting to discuss [http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/2842612892/ref=ord_cart_shr?_encoding=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&v=glance Une Si Longue Lettre]
: ''' October 1st, 18:00''' - [[Wireless_Mesh_Network_Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]
: ''' October 1st, 19:00''' - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat Bay Area Categories and Types]
: '''2009-10-03''' [[Year 1 Open Hacker House]]
:'''Friday''': [[CrazyCryptoNight]] - Discussion of cryptography for beginners through experts6-???
:'''Sunday''' : [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] Sundays, at 3-5pm.
:'''Monday''': [[German]] - Learn German, all levels7pm beginners, 8pm advancedRSVP 24 hours in advance for the benefit of the instructorEvents ran May-November 2009Currently on Thursdays at 8Get on the mailing list.
:'''Tuesday''': [[Haskell/Haschool]] - Learn Haskell with Jason Dusek 6PM - 7:30PM, from May until we're all experts.
:'''Wednesday''': [[Adobe_Lightroom|Adobe Lightroom]] - Become a more organized photographerWeekly class (mostly held off site).
:'''Thursday''': [[Professional VFX Compositing With Adobe After Effects]] - Taught by [[User:SFSlim|Aaron Muszalski]]7:30PM - 10PM, most Thursdays in May & June & ? (click through dammit)
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] 3D Edition
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Wireless Mesh Network Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]
:'''2009-08-20''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] One Dee Edition
:'''2009-07-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] Zero Dee
:'''2009-07-02 - 2009-07-05''': [http://toorcamp.org Toorcamp]
:'''2009-07-01''': Noisedroid meeting to discuss location logging on Android platform (and other stuff too, I'm sure)
:'''2009-06-30''': [[Powerbocking Class|Powerbocking class]]
:'''2009-06-30''': "Suing Telemarketers for Fun and Profit" (Toorcamp talk preview)
:'''2009-06-28''': "Meditation for Hackers" (Toorcamp workshop preview)
:'''2009-06-18''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-06-15''': [[Eagle Workshop]] Session two of the Eagle CAD workshop.
:'''2009-06-13''': [[RoboGames 2009]] Noisebridge had a booth staffed by vounteers, great fun!
:'''2009-05-21''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-04-27''': [[EagleCAD workshop]] -- learn to use this CAD tool for printed circuit board design
:'''2009-04-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] April showers & flowers edition
:'''2009-04-11''': [[RFID Hacking]] weekend workshop (this event moved from the original March date)
:'''2009-04-05''': [[First aid and CPR class]] Learning how to not only not die, but also reduce scarring!
:'''2009-04-03''': [[Sudo pop]] 2PM and onMaking the first batch of a Noisebridge label yerba mate-niated rootbrew, gratis and DIY
:'''2009-03-26''': [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] first meet up for this new group: 8 pm
:'''2009-03-19''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-03-12''': [[OpenBTS and GSM]] talk by David Burgess
:'''2009-02-14''': [[Open Heart Workshop]] Valentine's Day blinkyheart soldering party!
:'''2009-02-13''': [[Time-t_Party|<tt>time_t</tt> Party]] to celebrate 1,234,567,890 since the Unix epoch.
:'''2009-02-09''': [[Spanish learning at 8:30]]
:'''2009-02-05''': [[PGP Key Workshop]]
:'''2009-01-31''': [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]

===2008===
:'''2008-12-27''': [[25C3]] Chaos Computer Congress in Berlin
:'''2008-12-20 & 21''': [[Creme Brulee]] Workshop on creating a french dessert, with bonus propane torch.
:'''2008-12-17 20:00''': [[Machine Learning]] Birds-of-a-feather
:'''2008-11-24''': [[Circuit Hacking Monday]] circuit design workshop
:'''2008-11-21, 7pm''':[[Milk and Cookies]] -- [[User:Dmolnar|David Molnar]] hosts Milk and Cookies at 83CBring a short 5-7minute thing to read to othersBring a potluck cookie/snack/drink if you likeDavid will bring milk and cookies.
:'''2008-11-17, 7:30pm''': [[Basic Bicycle Maintain]] - [[User:rubin110|Rubin]] and [[User:rigel|rigel]] hate it when we see a bike that isn't maintainedScreechy chains and clacking derailleur can go to hellBasic bike tune up, sharing the smarts on simple things you can do at home to make your ride suck a whole lot less.
:'''2008-11-16, 5:00pm''': [[RepRap Soldering Party]] - help assemble RepRap! RSVPs required on wiki! [[User:Adi|adi]]
:'''2008-11-16, 3:00pm''': [[Oscilloscopes]] - Learn how to use this versatile tool to test electronic circuits Maximum 6 slots, please sign up ahead of time! [[User:dstaff|dstaff]]
:'''2008-10-31''': [[Halloween Open House]] - NoiseBridge's own [[PPPC]] threw an awesome open house/halloween galaPost pictures if you got 'em!
:'''2008-10-25''': [[Soldering Workshop]] and Pumpkin Hackin' - Learn to solder for total newbies (or learn to solder better!), including surface mountAdditionally, carve your halloween pumpkins and enjoy some experimental pumpkin pie and/or soup.
:'''2008-10-07''': (tuesday before meeting) - Etch a circuit boardI'll be trying a photo resist etching and a basic printed mask etchingThis is step 1/3 for a project called "annoying USB thingie" which will execute pre-defined keystrokes by sneaking a tiny USB dongle onto a victim^h^h^h^h^h buddy's computer.
:'''2008-09-13''': [[Processing Workshop]] — Learn this very easy-to-use programming language! - [[Processing Workshop Report]]
:'''2008-02-16''': [[Brain Machine Workshop|Brain Machine Making Workshop]]: Our first hardware sprint!

[[Category:Top level]]

Category:Events

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Official, Semi-Official, one-off and other events at the Noisebridge space.

=Event Calendar=
<onlyinclude>Not all events make it onto this calendar. Many events only make it to the [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/ Discussion] or [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-announce/ Announcements] mailing lists, [[IRC]] or in person at [[:Category:Meeting_Notes | Tuesday meetings]]. Best of all, Noisebridge is about people getting together at the space in San Francisco to do stuff. DO pay attention, as some events just arise organically from the bottom up!

 

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!.There will be a impromptu THANKFUL for the BRIDGE Potluck & cleaning (as there is still a lot of it to do)-celebration day here at the Bridge,The cleaning will be all day, and the Potluck will be at 5:00pm, with HaXoR type movies following there after. Feel free to let people know!!!

 
If you'd like to host an event yourself, we recommend bringing in at least one Noisebridge member, and getting advice on [[Hosting_an_Event|hosting an event]] at Noisebridge.

=== Upcoming Events [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=2 edit] ===


=== Recurring Events [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=3 edit] ===


==== Mondays ====
* '''5:30 pm [[SafeSpaceWG]] drama resolution''' - discussion of problems and solutions relating to behavior in the space
* '''7:30 pm - 10:00 pm [[Circuit Hacking Mondays]]'''  ''<div style="padding-left: 30px; max-width: 725px;">- Learn to solder! And make cool things with electronics. [[User:maltman23|Mitch]], Rolf, [[User:Miloh|Miloh]], [[User:Cedric|Cedric]], Cheng, Greg, and/or a host of others will bring kits-for-purchase to make cool, hackable things for all skill levels that you can bring home after you make them! Many designed for '''absolute beginners'''! Bring your own projects to hack! Bring things to fix! All ages. All are welcome! See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] and the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.</div>
* '''8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[Front-end Web Development]]''' - '''Lectures on hiatus until the class reboot, new series starting 2015-01-05!''' Learn HTML/CSS/JS. We're covering the basics and then going in-depth on different topics every week. Recap of last week's material starts at 7:30 pm. Join the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/webdev WebDev list] or the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for updates.
* [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Take Out the Trash Night -- Round One]] Be sure to put bins out by midnight as the trash truck comes between 1:30 to 2:30am.

==== Tuesdays - ''Super'' Tuesdays! ====
* '''6:00 pm - 7:00 pm [[Hack_and_Tell| Hack and Tell]]''' - We want you to share your projects, eat snacks and get acquainted. Casual meet and greet for all.
* '''7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [http://www.railsschool.org Ruby and Rails class]''' - Seminar and workshop for learning everything about Ruby, Rails, and web application development (Church classroom). See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.
* '''7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [[PyClass]]'''- Crash course in the Python standard library, held in Turing. Beyond Beginning-level.
* '''7:00 pm [[Meetings|Noisebridge Weekly Meeting]]''' - Introducing new people and events to the space, general discussion, and decision-making on key issues. '''This is your space, folks. Come on out here in person to express what you think about what's going on with it!'''

==== Wednesdays ====

* 6:00 pm - 8:00pm SF-LUG Weekly Linux Discussion Group, held in the Turing classroom.
* 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [[PyClass]]-Crash course in the Python standard library, held in Church. Beyond Beginner-level.
* '''First meetup 17th Dec, alternating monthly between SF and South Bay''' 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm [[Cyberspectrum|Cyberspectrum: Software Defined Radio Meetup]] in Hackatorium '''(new)''': A place to learn and exchange ideas about SDR. Presentations on concepts, mystery signals, hardware/software and cool applications.
* 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[DreamTeam| Dream Team Neuro Hackery]] - EEG research & development project with general interest in sleep, dreaming, creative intelligence, and many loosely related topics such as: neurophysiology, signal processing, cognitive neuroscience, and (especially) hacking code and devices for data acquisition and analysis. Join us at the [[CollaborationStation]] (near the Hackatorium). Expect general discussion around 8 PM - usually moving along by 9 PM to focus on more technical aspects of current project.

==== Thursdays ====
* [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Trash Night -- Round Two]] - Take out the trash for Friday morning! Do it by midnight as truck comes 1:30-2:30am.

* 7:00 pm [[Digital Archivists]] - Learn how to scan books and help build book scanners.
* 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[UavGroup]] - Weekly meetup to collaborate on unmanned aerial vehicles.
* 7:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[3D Thursday]] Weekly meetup (non-3rd-thursdays) at Noisebridge focusing on 3D Printers, CNC machines, FabLabs, and replicating machines of all kinds.
* 8:00 pm [[Front-end_Web_Development#Lab|Front-end Web Development Lab]] - '''Lab sessions on hiatus until the class reboot, new series starting 2015-01-08!''' Understand by doing! A recap of Monday's lecture in workshop form - and a good time for one-on-one help with the material.
* '''8:00 pm [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' a.k.a. 5MoF - lightning 5min talks every 3rd Thursday of the month

==== Fridays ====
* 18:00 - 20:00 1st & 3rd Friday's [[DATA]] in Turing; understanding and using data
* 20:00 - 22:00 1st & 3rd Friday's [[FUN Tutoring]] @ [[CollaborationStation]]


==== Saturdays ====
* 12:00 pm - 2:00 pm '''[[Godwafflenoisepancakes]]''' An afternoon of noise music and vegan pancakes. Monthly dates vary. Next show is December 13th and then January 12th. Turn it up... bring the noise!!!
* 12:00 pm - 6:00 pm '''[[modular|Modular and Analog Synth Workshop]]''' NEXT WORKSHOP TBA Learn the basics of analog synthesis on a modular synth with Douglas. we will meet in the church.

==== Sundays ====

* 12:30 pm - 7:30 pm [[Dungeons and Dragons]] in Church, currently looking for new players.
* 1:00 pm Monthly Lock Sport Collaboration: Come learn how to pick locks and learn more about them with the [http://www.tooolsf.org/ SF Bay Area chapter] of [http://toool.us/ TOOOL]. The group meets on alternating months at Noisebridge and in San Jose. Check the [https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/tooolsf-announce TOOOL SF announcement list] for details.
* 2:00 pm [[BAHA]] - [http://baha.bitrot.info Bay Area Hacker's Association] - security meeting (2nd Sundays only)
* 3:00 pm [[Go]] - Playing of the Go board game. On nice days we often take the boards to Dolores Park and play there.
* 5:00-7:30 pm [[How to start a startup]][http://startupclass.samaltman.com/] lecture viewings in Church. General Assembly 8/12/14. Wix.com 8/28/14 (not 8/26/14).
* 6:00 pm [[Plan 9]] class (if not Noisebridge check Sycamore)
</onlyinclude>

If you'd like to contact somebody at Noisebridge regarding these Events or even the Noisebridge Wiki itself, then please send an email message to one of the Board members listed in the [[Contacts]] list, e.g., <secretary@noisebridge.net> or <treasurer@noisebridge.net>

=== Orphaned Events ===
These events appear to be dormant or extinct.

* SAT 10:15 - 12:10 [[Juggling with Judy!]] Note: next class is scheduled for Saturday June 29th. Attention juggling fans! Judy will be at the 2013 World Juggling Day celebration Saturday June 15th at Ripley's Believe It Or Not Odditorium in San Francisco Fisherman's Warf - free event begins at 1. Come check it out!
* THU 18:00 - 21:00 '''[[Privacy Bay]]''' - A monthly meetup for Bay Area folks interested in privacy. Meets in Church on the last Thursday of the month.
* FRI 19:00 - 21:00 [[Anarchy_101|Anarchy 101]] - a class/seminar on what anarchy is and is not, and how it impacts us as individuals and as discrete groups.
* SUN 13:00 [[Songbridge]]: (Bi-monthly) Learn how to make and record music with a computerWe cover midi and vst as well as multi-track recordingBring your laptop.
* 20:00 - 22:00 [[Noise~_Wednesday | Noise~ Wed]] - Graphical media programming with Max/MSP/Jitter

*19:00 [[Tahoe-LAFS]] - Occasional meetup of users and/or developers of the Least Authority File System.

* 14:00 - 16:00 Android Developer Support Group - Meet up with other app developers in the library for a lightly structured knowledge-share.

=== Proposed Future Events and Classes ===
:'''(TBD)''': [[Sound Science]] A potential monthly lecture/demonstration series on the little known science behind sound reproductionTopics to include: Transducer Physics(speakers and mics), Room Acoustics, Signal Path and Cabling,Loudspeaker design 101, Music Production Tips for Big Sound, and How to make a small system sound HUGEEach session to include hands on projects like making speakers from stuff lying around, Non-Newtonian bass monsters, and ez speaker mods for anyoneIf interested contact the new guy-> MattLong8 at gmail dot com, 805 four five three - six zero nine seven
:'''(TBD)''': [[Modular Synthesis]] a bi-weekly (or monthly) group devoted to modular synthesizers> workshop will include modular sound synthesis styles and techniques, a study of different modules and their functions, ie voltage controlled oscillator, voltage controlled filter, low frequency oscillator, envelope generator ect and how these modules interact with each other, what control voltage and triggers are..... as well as one on one time for each student with the modular, which is a 60 space large format Moog style modular synthesizer with big knobs and 1/4 jacks including performance and other awesomeness by Douglas. contact Douglas at greenshoos at gmail dotcom
:'''(TBD)''': [[VideoHacking]] a weekly video/video art devoted hacker group, including experiments in the 3D vr realm...if interested contact julialc4@gmail.com
:Wednesdays at 21:00 [[Brewing Bridge]] - Malakkar Proposal: Learn how to make your drinks fun AND antibacterial, using yeastThis will be recurring if enough interest or need is presentAssociated items - what to do with brewing leftovers, and brewers sample hour, etc.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Probability]] - Weekly probability study group based on [http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/electrical-engineering-and-computer-science/6-041-probabilistic-systems-analysis-and-applied-probability-spring-2006/related-resources/ Fundamentals of Applied Probability Theory] by Al Drake
:'''(TBD)''': [[Mandarin Corner|Mandarin]] - Learn or practice Mandarin, all levels. Also currently on hiatus. Get on the mailing list.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Movie Night!]] - [[User:ThOMG|Thom]] wants to build community through nerdy sci-fi! (+Bill+Ted+Excellence++) (how about a Friday hacker movie night? -[[User:Carl|Carl]])
:'''(TBD)''': [[Introduction to the AVR Microcontroller]] - [[User:Mightyohm|Jeff]] and [[User:Maltman23|Mitch]] are planning an introductory class for people wanting to make cool projects with AVRs.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Basic Chemistry Lab Techniques]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cuddle Puddle for the Economy]] - Stress-hacking with informal massage exchange.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Milk and Cookies]] - Come read your favorite selections out loudWith Milk and Cookies (and yeah, probably beer too).
:'''(TBD)''': [[Processing Workshop 2]] - [[User:Scmurray|Scott]] is interested in teaching this, and is busy thinking about what, where, when, why, and how.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Hack your Hardware]] -- We call BS on "no user-serviceable parts inside"
:'''(TBD)''': [[Homebrew Instruction Class]] - The Wort (pt 1/3)
:'''(TBD)''': [[Trip to Shooting Range]] - Field trip to a shooting range, to shoot guns Express interest at [[Trip to Shooting Range]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Surface Mount Soldering Workshop]] - Learn how to solder cicuits with small surface mount parts [[User:maltman23|Mitch Altman]] and Martin Bogomolni and others will show their tricks [[User:maltman23|Mitch]] will bring hackable kits that uses surface mounts for you to solder<-YES!(mattlong8 at gmail dot com)
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Version control tutorial]]
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Foreign language learning for rocket scientists]] - I'm near-native (fool people when I try) in (French and) Japanese, and a pro trans/terpreter and will share my shortcuts (skill-order, vocab, speed/articulation, translation≅grammar)No expertise on tonal languages yet..so if you know how to remember tones or how tone-sandhi interacts with speed and/or how nuances of speaker attitude are expressed in them (what we do with rythm/inflection/sentence-intonation and stress in Eng., and with particles and ??? in e.gCantonese) please chime in or call me (415-608-0564) so I can convey your wisdom[also looking for a from-scratch Arabic partner]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Getting started with Arduino]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Distributed Databases]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Node.js Beginners Session]] - Interested in learning about Node.js? I amMaybe these guys want to teach it: http://www.meetup.com/Joyent-Cloud-User-Group/events/81311542/

:'''(TBD)''': [[Scrum Club]] - I though I'd test the waters and see if anyone was interested in a noisebridge scrum club details are here http://scrumclub.org/scrum-clubs/ if inturested hit me up twitter: @theabcasian, facebook: http://www.facebook.com/theabcasian
:'''(TBD)''': [[CNC Mill Workshop]] - Who wants to make stuff on the [[MaxNCMill]]?
:'''(TBD)''': [[Math & Science Help]] - If you would like some math, science or engineering help, I'm down to lend a hand.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cyborg Group|Cyborg Group / Sensebridge]] - Work on projects like artificial senses Someone needs to lead this!
:'''(TBD)''': [[OpenEEG]] - Brain techHas historically met on Sundays, at the behest of interested parties.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Programming_for_Poets | Programming for Poets]] - Gentle intro to programming using Processing
:'''(TBD)''': [[World Builders & Simgineers]] - Work together to create a beautiful & open virtual world & platform.
:'''(TBD)''': [[PlunderBridge]] - Metal detecting, detector technology & treasure hunting expeditions.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Ruby Mining]] - Ruby on Rails basics, interactive working group
:'''(TBD)''': [[MoinMoin Wiki]] - MoinMoin Wiki (details see there)
:'''(TBD)''': [[Noisebridge Fundraiser 2013]]

= Past Events =

===2013===
*{{event
|time = Friday, August 9, 5:00pm
|title = Noisebridge Party Setup
|description = Volunteers will be preparing the space for Saturday's show. There are no scheduled conflicts; you might be asked to move multiple times by someone pushing a broom and assembling a raised stage simultaneously.
|}}

*{{event
|time = Saturday, August 10, 4:00pm
|title = Noisebridge "______ the Bridge" Party
|description = a summer fundraising party for Noisebridge, which YOU are invited to!
|suggested donation = $10, but no one turned away for lack of funds
|}}

*{{event
|time = Sunday, August 11, 2:00pm
|title = Bay Area Hackers' Association Meeting
|description = Jon Callas presenting on [[BAHA/2013-08-11|Secure Communications, Privacy, Counter-Surveillance]].
|}}

* '''Wednesday, May 22, 7.00 pm: Instructables Build Night''' - Bare Conductive, Instructables will supply Bare Conductive paint pens and pizza. Come experiment with the paint and post some Instructables. This is a FREE event.

===2012===
* '''December 20, Thursday, 20:00 - 22:00 - [[5MoF|5 Minutes of Fame]]''' - Following up on its triumphant return in November, 5MoF is back with another showcase of lightning talks & other good stuff, with your host Sir Danny O'Brien! Details TBA
*'''Tuesday Feb14th, 18:00 to 20:00''' ZiP MegaZine releases its inaugural issue with '''My Noisy Valentine''' Zine Release Microparty in the Noisebridge cafeFor more info follow [[zine | this]] link.
* '''Wednesday, Jan30, 20:00-22:00''' [[zine|ZiP]] meeting for zine-makers & others with an interest in printing & self-publishingThe meeting 1/30/13 is our first since mid-2012We plan to hold them regularly from now on at this time (Wednesday 8pm)This meeting will be informal & will probably take place in the printing/lasercutter area of the hackerspace.

===2011===

* '''September 11th 14:00 to 17:00''' - The San Francisco Chapter of the Open Organisation Of Lockpickers and Bay Area Hacker's Association present a joint meeting on [https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Locksport locksport]
*'''August 4, 7PM, Thursday''' - [http://zeidman.net Bob Zeidman] will be giving a talk on video games and intellectual property, hosted by TheMADEHe will also speak about IP infringement cases.
*'''August 9, 6:30PM, Tuesday''' - [http://www.meetup.com/makesf/events/26413241/ Make:SF] - Chris Jefferies will speak about the wireless sensor kit he is developing and we are bringing back our all star soldering kits.

* '''April 13th, 19:00''' - Kombucha fermentation class with [[BioBridge]]
*'''April 7th, 20:00''' - [[In-Depth|Noisebridge: In-Depth]] Our monthly lecture and round tableThis month's speaker will be Aragorn! his lecture will be "Anarchism & technology: An unbridgeable chasm"
*'''April 4th, 20:00''' - Camp KDE PartyCome and meet part of the KDE North America community and get a quick overview of this year's [http://camp.kde.org/ Camp KDE] conferenceThere will be beer
*'''April 3rd, 16:00''' - NoiseCaching: Meet-up to build some geocaches, and talk about making geocoinsThen we'll head out to find some local caches and place caches we made[http://www.geocaching.com More info about Geocaching here]
* '''March 20th, 19:00''' [[Hack Politics]] meetup -- the first meetup to figure out how we in the hacker community can effectively mobilize and create meaningful change in these interesting times
* '''March 12th, 12:00-18:00 - Noisebridge Hackathon!''' Second Saturday Hackathon is a casual monthly event dedicated to working on the space or relevant projects and building community This is a great time to get feedback or help on any projects you have been considering that center around the space, culture, and infrastructure of Noisebridge You can also help with existing projects and find out ways to get involved.
* '''March 10, Thursday, 19:00 - Group Grammar Clinic''' - Church Classroom - Donations gladly accepted - A clinic for grammar and writing evaluationPlease bring your web/social or technical writing for us to evaluateBring your laptop as well Collaboration groupware possibly provided(Please suggest groupware software to use if you wish)Constructive feedback from other group members is encouraged so that this clinic is a group process- Facilitator: [[User:Owen|Owen]] (opietro@yahoo.com)
* '''March 9th, 20:00''' - Ferment and filter a mash! [[fermentation logs]]

===2010===
* '''Sunday, August 22, 19:00 CLUB-MATE DROPOFF AND TASTING PARTY''' Nick Farr will be in town to drop off Club-Mate ordered by San Franciscans!
* '''June 5th, 12:00-19:00 - [[NoiseBridgeRehab]]''' - Help make the space more usable and accessible! Noisebridge needs your help!
* '''June 5th, 16:00-20:00 - [[Science For Juggalos]]''' - Science Fair in front of the Warfield Theater teaching magnetism to Juggalos
* '''June 6th, 15:00 - [[AVC Meetup]]''' - Entrepreneurial bonding & matchmaking
* '''June 9th, 21:00 - Your liver supports Noisebridge''' - Come to Elixir @ 16th & Guerrero anytime after 21:00 and drink, drink, drink! 50% of tips go to Noisebridge
* '''February 27th, 20:00 - [[Hacker EPROM]]''' - Noisebridge's first prom! Nice tie and a (robot) date requiredWe will have a DJ and punch.
* '''February 24th, 19:00, Wednesday - Joris Peels, of [http://www.shapeways.com Shapeways]''', and expert on 3D printing, will give a [[ShaperwaysPresentation | talk and demonstration]] at Noisebridge!.
* '''February 23rd, 18:00 - Cleaning day''' - Come and help clean Noisebridge, because everyone loves a clean hack space.
* '''February 12th, 21:00 - visit from Steve Jackson'''Game designer [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jackson_%28US_game_designer%29 Steve Jackson], founder of Steve Jackson Games, will visit Noisebridge.
* '''January 27th, 18:00-20:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Workshop]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] (contact [[User:Gpvillamil|Gian Pablo]] for more info)
* '''January 27th, 20:00-22:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Performance]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] - "Celebrate a night of new sound that will change your idea of music forever!"
* '''January 25th, 19:30 - [[Bag Porn]]''' - What's in your bag?
* '''January 20th, 19:00-21:00 - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat/about Bay Categories & Types]''' - Categories, monoids, monads, functors and more! Held in the Alonzo Church classroom.
* '''January 20th, 19:00 - [[User Experience Book Club SF]]''' - Our book this month is "A Theory of Fun for Game Design" by Raph Koster - http://is.gd/6sEqw (meets in Turing)
* '''January 21st, 20:00 - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' - Monthly set of lightning talks on diverse topics
* '''January 22nd, 17:00 - [[CleaningParty| Cleaning Party]]''' - Come help clean up Noisebridge! Awsum fun!
* ...January 14th,16th, and 17th 1:00- ??? Build Out day for kitchen/bathroom/laundry bring yourself and a good attitude, learn a few things as well
* '''January 15th, 18:00 - [[CNC_Mill_Workshop]]''' - Learn to use the CNC mill for 2D engraving and circuit board routing
* Thursdays 17:00 [[ASL Group|American Sign Language]] - Learn how to talk without using your voice (or just come chat in ASL)[http://whenisgood.net/noisebridge/asl/generic click to reschedule]

===2009===
* '''November 18th, 19:30''' - [[Dorkbot_2009_11_18|Dorkbot]]
* '''November 19th, 18:00''' - [[Mesh meetup]]
* '''November 19th, 20:00''' - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
* '''November 20th, 18:00''' - Loud Objects [http://www.flickr.com/photos/createdigitalmedia/3428249036/ Noise Toy workshop].
* '''November 20th, 20:00''' - Performance by [http://www.loudobjects.com/ Loud Objects], (featuring Tristan Perich and Lesley Flanigan) and [http://www.myspace.com/jibkidder Jib Kidder].
:'''2009-11-05''' - [http://www.server-sky.com/ Server Sky presentation: Internet and Computation in Orbit] by Keith Lofstrom
:'''2009-11-05''' - [[Mesh meetup]]
:'''2009-11-02''' - [[French]] book club meeting to discuss [http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/2842612892/ref=ord_cart_shr?_encoding=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&v=glance Une Si Longue Lettre]
: ''' October 1st, 18:00''' - [[Wireless_Mesh_Network_Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]
: ''' October 1st, 19:00''' - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat Bay Area Categories and Types]
: '''2009-10-03''' [[Year 1 Open Hacker House]]
:'''Friday''': [[CrazyCryptoNight]] - Discussion of cryptography for beginners through experts6-???
:'''Sunday''' : [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] Sundays, at 3-5pm.
:'''Monday''': [[German]] - Learn German, all levels7pm beginners, 8pm advancedRSVP 24 hours in advance for the benefit of the instructorEvents ran May-November 2009Currently on Thursdays at 8Get on the mailing list.
:'''Tuesday''': [[Haskell/Haschool]] - Learn Haskell with Jason Dusek 6PM - 7:30PM, from May until we're all experts.
:'''Wednesday''': [[Adobe_Lightroom|Adobe Lightroom]] - Become a more organized photographerWeekly class (mostly held off site).
:'''Thursday''': [[Professional VFX Compositing With Adobe After Effects]] - Taught by [[User:SFSlim|Aaron Muszalski]]7:30PM - 10PM, most Thursdays in May & June & ? (click through dammit)
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] 3D Edition
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Wireless Mesh Network Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]
:'''2009-08-20''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] One Dee Edition
:'''2009-07-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] Zero Dee
:'''2009-07-02 - 2009-07-05''': [http://toorcamp.org Toorcamp]
:'''2009-07-01''': Noisedroid meeting to discuss location logging on Android platform (and other stuff too, I'm sure)
:'''2009-06-30''': [[Powerbocking Class|Powerbocking class]]
:'''2009-06-30''': "Suing Telemarketers for Fun and Profit" (Toorcamp talk preview)
:'''2009-06-28''': "Meditation for Hackers" (Toorcamp workshop preview)
:'''2009-06-18''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-06-15''': [[Eagle Workshop]] Session two of the Eagle CAD workshop.
:'''2009-06-13''': [[RoboGames 2009]] Noisebridge had a booth staffed by vounteers, great fun!
:'''2009-05-21''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-04-27''': [[EagleCAD workshop]] -- learn to use this CAD tool for printed circuit board design
:'''2009-04-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] April showers & flowers edition
:'''2009-04-11''': [[RFID Hacking]] weekend workshop (this event moved from the original March date)
:'''2009-04-05''': [[First aid and CPR class]] Learning how to not only not die, but also reduce scarring!
:'''2009-04-03''': [[Sudo pop]] 2PM and onMaking the first batch of a Noisebridge label yerba mate-niated rootbrew, gratis and DIY
:'''2009-03-26''': [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] first meet up for this new group: 8 pm
:'''2009-03-19''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-03-12''': [[OpenBTS and GSM]] talk by David Burgess
:'''2009-02-14''': [[Open Heart Workshop]] Valentine's Day blinkyheart soldering party!
:'''2009-02-13''': [[Time-t_Party|<tt>time_t</tt> Party]] to celebrate 1,234,567,890 since the Unix epoch.
:'''2009-02-09''': [[Spanish learning at 8:30]]
:'''2009-02-05''': [[PGP Key Workshop]]
:'''2009-01-31''': [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]

===2008===
:'''2008-12-27''': [[25C3]] Chaos Computer Congress in Berlin
:'''2008-12-20 & 21''': [[Creme Brulee]] Workshop on creating a french dessert, with bonus propane torch.
:'''2008-12-17 20:00''': [[Machine Learning]] Birds-of-a-feather
:'''2008-11-24''': [[Circuit Hacking Monday]] circuit design workshop
:'''2008-11-21, 7pm''':[[Milk and Cookies]] -- [[User:Dmolnar|David Molnar]] hosts Milk and Cookies at 83CBring a short 5-7minute thing to read to othersBring a potluck cookie/snack/drink if you likeDavid will bring milk and cookies.
:'''2008-11-17, 7:30pm''': [[Basic Bicycle Maintain]] - [[User:rubin110|Rubin]] and [[User:rigel|rigel]] hate it when we see a bike that isn't maintainedScreechy chains and clacking derailleur can go to hellBasic bike tune up, sharing the smarts on simple things you can do at home to make your ride suck a whole lot less.
:'''2008-11-16, 5:00pm''': [[RepRap Soldering Party]] - help assemble RepRap! RSVPs required on wiki! [[User:Adi|adi]]
:'''2008-11-16, 3:00pm''': [[Oscilloscopes]] - Learn how to use this versatile tool to test electronic circuits Maximum 6 slots, please sign up ahead of time! [[User:dstaff|dstaff]]
:'''2008-10-31''': [[Halloween Open House]] - NoiseBridge's own [[PPPC]] threw an awesome open house/halloween galaPost pictures if you got 'em!
:'''2008-10-25''': [[Soldering Workshop]] and Pumpkin Hackin' - Learn to solder for total newbies (or learn to solder better!), including surface mountAdditionally, carve your halloween pumpkins and enjoy some experimental pumpkin pie and/or soup.
:'''2008-10-07''': (tuesday before meeting) - Etch a circuit boardI'll be trying a photo resist etching and a basic printed mask etchingThis is step 1/3 for a project called "annoying USB thingie" which will execute pre-defined keystrokes by sneaking a tiny USB dongle onto a victim^h^h^h^h^h buddy's computer.
:'''2008-09-13''': [[Processing Workshop]] — Learn this very easy-to-use programming language! - [[Processing Workshop Report]]
:'''2008-02-16''': [[Brain Machine Workshop|Brain Machine Making Workshop]]: Our first hardware sprint!

[[Category:Top level]]

DreamTeam

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== Literature & Other Resources ==
see [[DreamTeam/Reading]] for more information.

 [http://www.dtic.upf.edu/~ralph/ClinNeurophysiol116569.pdf On the predictability of epileptic seizures]
 [https://cours.etsmtl.ca/sys828/REFS/A1/Fawcett_PRL2006.pdf ROC curve review]
 [http://www.dspguide.com/ Free book on digital signal processing]
 [http://materials.jeremybejarano.com/MPIwithPython MPIwithPython solid intro]
 [http://www.hindawi.com/journals/cin/2011/406391/ pyeeg whitepaper]
 [http://www.bearcave.com/misl/misl_tech/wavelets/hurst/ reading on the Hurst exponent, nice pictures]
 [http://www.mc.vanderbilt.edu/documents/neurology/files/Lecture%205-%20EEG%20in%20focal%20epilepsies-handout.pdf EEG in focal epilepsies]
 We've been reading some papers the past two weeks on the [http://researcher.watson.ibm.com/researcher/view_person_subpage.php?id=4700 TrueNorth processor].
 If you're interested in getting involved with the IBM led research group, [http://www.research.ibm.com/cognitive-computing/chip_form.shtml apply here].

 Electric Fields of the Brain: The Neurophysics of EEG, 2nd Edition, Paul L. Nunez & Ramesh Srinivasan
 Rhythms of the Brain, Gyorgy Buzsaki
 [http://www.cogsci.ucsd.edu/research/profile/447/ Bradley Voytek UCSD]
 [http://www.nature.com/neuro/journal/vaop/ncurrent/full/nn.3719.html Voss et al., Induction of self awareness in dreams through frontal low current stimulation of gamma activity]
 [http://www.blogs.uni-mainz.de/fb05philosophie/files/2013/04/Voss-et-al-2013_Measuring-Consciousness-in-Dreams.pdf Voss et al., Measuring consciousness in dreams: The lucidity and consciousness in dreams scale]

[[mHealth_Hackathon]]
 [https://orbit.puzzlebox.info/tracker/wiki Puzzlebox repo/tracker]
 [http://brainliner.jp EEG Data Repository]

GDF Standards:
 [http://arxiv.org/abs/cs.DB/0608052 GDF Data Standards]
 [http://www.bcistandards.org/ Tobi Project => BCI Standards]

European Data Format:
 http://www.edfplus.info/downloads/index.html
 https://github.com/breuderink/eegtools
 http://www.neurotraces.com/edf/

== Other Groups ==

[https://class.coursera.org/neuraldata-001/ Free course on Exploring Neural Data]
[http://diy-neuro.com/ Cognitive Technology Group -- UC-Berkeley]

== Hardware ==
[http://op-innovations.com/ TrueSense]
 [http://www.openbci.com OpenBCI]
 [http://psychiclab.net/IBVA/PsychicLab.html Psychic Labs IBVA]
 [http://www.instructables.com/id/open-brain-wave-interface-hardware-1/ Masahiro Instructables]
 Neurosky Mindwave
 Emotiv Epoc
 [http://www.Open-BCI.org wWw.Open-BCI.org]
 https://noisebridge.net/wiki/OpenEEG

== Code ==

[[DreamTeam/pastebin]]

[[File:Plex.txt]] data acquisition for neurosky mindwave - starting to shape up ...

== IBVA Port ==

Sucessfully built and ran IVBA source (Aug 11, 2013). Key steps below.

1. Root directory of application must be /Developer/Examples/IBVAV4F5Apr12all
 2. [http://cocoabob.net/?p=1032 Installing Xcode 3.2.6 on Mountian Lion] and don't try taking shortcuts... 3.2.1 crashes on run-time when trying to load the project.

== Data ==

We have 650MB of data taken from [[party]] (Aug. 10, 2013).. Where to upload?
 [[File:20130516233839.txt]]
 [[File:20130516233839-1.txt]]

== Events on the Horizon ==

Let's have an excellent installation to bring to [http://toorcamp.toorcon.net/ Toor camp]. Recursive reentry?

== Events beyond the Horizon ==

[http://neurogaming.brainihack.org/projects/project-list/ NeuroGaming Hackathon, May, San Francisco]

[https://sudoroom.org/ai1ec_event/hackyourphd-open-knowledge-meetup/?instance_id=66319, HackYourPhd, SudoRoom, Thursday 7/25]

== (Old) Meeting Notes ==

(still meeting regularly, just lax about taking/posting notes lately. Here's some minutes from our first few meetings ...)

=== March 26, 2014 ===

Notes from March, 26 Meeting. Discussion of dark mind hacks - to be identified and squelched. Infiltration, dissruption, the agent provocatour, etc etc...
 http://darkpatterns.org/

=== June 19, 2013 ===

[http://www.meetup.com/braindjvj/events/119780592/ Meetup@TechShop, 2013/06/19]

=== May 15, 2013 ===

"journal club" discussion to better understand a technical report from NeuroSky - see [[DreamTeam/Reading#Current_Discussion]]

=== May 8, 2013 ===
a small group studied data from the MindWave device and [https://github.com/nbdt hacked on code] to handle (so-called) "timestamps" more realistically ...

=== May 1, 2013 ===
Present: Johny, Daglan, John, Thomas, Aly, Jade, Dan, Kevin, Rohan

Recorded: https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/File:SampleEEGdata20130501.txt

Understanding dreams via EEG readout
Nightmare or not classifier, a good place to start

delta 1-4Hz
theta 4-7Hz
alpha 6-12Hz
low beta 12-15Hz normal focus
mid beta 16-22Hz high focus
high beta 22-24Hz anxiety muscle artifact shortcoming of eeg

peak freq marker of stress

Rohan will look up information on EEG

There will be a burning man device that will be controlled by an EEG headset

[http://www.brainocate.com/ Brain-o-cate] --> interactive video game focused on teaching children about the brain

[http://www.myzeo.com/sleep/ Zeo] headband EEG made for sleep

We like more sensors and high data quality and comfort

Computational neuro science on coursera

Signal localization
*Grid array sensor
*Seizure localization 164/256 sensors on the brain, 1/2" apart
*32 channel EEG on the surface to get a picture
**ElectroCap has cap with 64 sensor places

EEG correlate for REM
*States
http://brainstorms.puzzlebox.info/
LEDs on the HSNPs
*Glow different colors by brain state

Convert brain waves to audio spectrum
*MIDI tones, 4-8Hz offset ==> induce activity
*Musical Insturment Digital Interface
**Feeback loops
**Would have to compensate for delay between the reading device and audio device

Classify audio waves via brain monitoring

What is the difference between vision/hearing and dreaming or thinking on music in the brain?
*dtMRI - detects neuronal activity, by neuron strands

Thermal infrared camera to monitor blood-flow in the brain

IR cameras to measure full specture, rather than stricly amplitude
Could construct a small array of infrared sensors -- more economic

==Project Ideas==

Send EEG data recorded during the meeting
*Guess who was wearing the device
*See Attached

Rohan has 9 months of EEG data from Hymalayas
*Has built a meditation classifier from raw Neuro Sky data

Dan would like to have real-time display, in form of LEDs on cap, that reflects EEG data
*Feedback loop between two people wearing LED caps

Brian with badasslighting and [http://www.americansteelstudios.com/2013/department-of-spontaneous-combustion-awarded-burning-man-grant dept of spontaneous combustion]
host open night in W Oakland, teach welding, art, construction
steel walk-in structure with neurons and synapses of LEDs in acrlyic tubes
0.3W LEDs all over the place
raspberry pi
flame effects for quiet mind
"processing" python tool to mix RP with picture
looking for a developers to workout the details of nero-data to brain lights
American Steel, Mandela and 20th, open house
Contact Brian if interested @ 415-509-2100/bkrawitz@gmail.com

Johny wants to convert brain data into music
*translation technique
*dream sounds outside the HSNPs

Space craft does ambient electronic music

Max Queue is an astronaut headed band

==Background==

https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/neuro/2013-April/000791.html

[Neuro] Coming soon to Noisebridge - The Dream Team
bfb at riseup.net
Wed Apr 24 18:00:00 UTC 2013

Previous message: [Neuro] Neuro Digest, Vol 31, Issue 3
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Hello Noisebridge!

We shall meet on Wednesday, May 1, at 6:30, because we're all stars!
Python class is over, now let's put that good know-how to work on some
maths and science stuffs. There may also be comestibles, just this once.

Come down to the 6:30 share-a-thon. Discuss your dreams and other
applications of neuron-monitoring devices. I want to investigate lexical
dream content and brainwaves of people all over the planet, starting
with Noisebridge. Thus far, I have an EEG device and a semi-incomplete
research facility (HSNPs).

To get up to speed with what I've been looking into read on. And all you
varied neuro-hackers out there please do go to the brainliner.jp site,
it's amazing.

I've attached a copy of a sample data set taken while writing this
message. Also attached is a screen shot of the GUI that the python
scripts create. The scripts run great on Debian. The dongle that comes
with the device has an antenna to pick-up the WiFi transmissions from
the device. It opens the right sockets, makes a few hand shakes, and
promptly peaces out. Neurosky purports the device will give a good
signal up to 10m. It spews ~500 measures per second.

https://github.com/akloster/python-mindwave

This is the EEG device. Specs included.

http://store.neurosky.com/products/mindwave-1

And here's a link to Yukiyasu Kamitani's landing page with ATR, Advanced
Telecommunications Research Institute International. He's head of the
Department of Neuroinfomatics, and lead reacher on the publication
below. They are working on predicting dream sequences from EEG and MRI
data taken while asleep.

http://www.cns.atr.jp/dni/en/members/kamitani_e/
http://www.cns.atr.jp/dni/en/publications/

Kanitani and others are open-sourcing a good bit of their work. See git
hub repository and standardized repository for sharing neuro-data below.
They're set-up to run in Mat Lab, but w/e.

Really, go to brainliner and then giggle crescendoing into mad-scientist
roar.

http://brainliner.jp/
https://github.com/ATR-DNI/VBCCA

And finally, to pass on a message from a friend, because it's open in my
browser and seems appropriate.
https://raw.github.com/videlalvaro/gifsockets/master/doc/mybrain.gif

See you Wednesday.

-Kevin

-----

[[Category:Neuro]]

PyClass

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=== PSAs and Events ===

'''PSA 10-1-14:''' PyClass starts at 700 PM, try to come a few minutes earlier. We want to finish up by nine so people can hack or catch their preferred train home. You can come at any time, but YMMV.

'''PSA 8-19-14:''' The [https://noisebridge.net/wiki/PyClass noisebridge wiki] and [https://github.com/PyClass/PyClass-lesson-plans github readme] files have the same information and updates.

'''PSA 8-16-14:''' The new curriculum for the Noisebridge PyClass is a crash course in the Python standard library, also touching on modules that are popular but not quite part of the standard modules. Scroll down to see the course list.

=== Scheduled Weekly Meeting Times ===

We set up the space at 6:45 PM - try to arrive early to help if you are able to.

* Tuesday 7:00 - 9:00 PM PST - 'Turing' Classroom
* Wednesday 7:00 - 9:00 PM PST - 'Church' Classroom

=== Mailing List ===

Sign up for this to hear updates and conversations regarding the course!

[http://groups.google.com/group/pyclass PyClass-Discussion]

=== Class Description, Goals, and Ideal Student ===

The pace of the courses will be fast, and the materials will be available online 24/7. We plan to frequently repeat modules with new twists as we iterate over course materials.

A major PyClass goal is to break down the courses into independent units. In other words, you won't fall behind if you miss a week. Sounds good, right?

To best experience the course, spend a short time reviewing the course materials before you come in. If you wish to know this week's courses, please join the mailing list and send an email out to PyClass@googlegroups.com

The ideal student for this course can grasp the following code (feel free to use web resources to look up anything you don't understand):

<source lang="python">letter_frequency_dict = {}
word = "noisebridge"

for letter in word:
times = letter_frequency_dict.get(letter, 0)
times += 1
letter_frequency_dict[letter] = times</source>
If you are new to python or programming in general here are some excellent resources: -[http://learnpythonthehardway.org/ Learn Python the Hardway] - great guide for total beginner -[http://www.swaroopch.com/notes/python/ Byte of Python] - nice guide for total beginner and new to python -[https://docs.python.org/2/tutorial/ Excellent Official Python Tutorial - 2.7.8] - great for new to python -[http://shop.oreilly.com/product/0636920028154.do Learning Python 5th edition (also at sf lib)] - A comprehensive guide to the language and its uses -[http://pymotw.com/2/ Python Module of the Week] - Learning the standard library by example -[https://www.python.org/doc/ The docs themselves! 2.x for this class] - Learn what is and how to use the standard library

There are many, many good resources for learning the language of Python and how to do awesome things with it. Those listed above are just a few based on personal experience and strong recommendations.

=== Course List ===

The order of the following courses has not yet been determined.

Please email PyClass@googlegroups.com if you want to know what courses are coming this week!

# [https://github.com/PyClass/PyClass-lesson-plans/blob/master/1_json_module.md JSON format, Python Types, and the JSON Module] 
# [https://github.com/PyClass/PyClass-lesson-plans/blob/master/5_control_statements.md Control Flow and Exceptions] 
# [https://github.com/PyClass/PyClass-lesson-plans/blob/master/3_functional_and_control.md itertools, and Functional Programming] 
# [https://github.com/PyClass/PyClass-lesson-plans/blob/master/4_builtintypes_stringservices.md Built-in Types and String Services] 
# [https://github.com/PyClass/PyClass-lesson-plans/blob/master/10_rot13.md Coding a module: rot13]
# [https://github.com/PyClass/PyClass-lesson-plans/blob/master/6_socrata_matplotlib_workshop.md Matplotlib Workshop (using Socrata API]
# [https://github.com/PyClass/PyClass-lesson-plans/blob/master/11_server_side_dev_flask.md Flask - Installfest & Basics]
# [https://github.com/PyClass/PyClass-lesson-plans/blob/master/9_numbers.md Working with numbers in Python]
# [https://github.com/PyClass/PyClass-lesson-plans/blob/master/13_games.md Programming Mastermind (the game)]
# [https://github.com/PyClass/PyClass-lesson-plans/blob/master/14_unittest.md Unit Testing and Python's unittest Module]
# [https://github.com/PyClass/PyClass-lesson-plans/blob/master/15_classy_OOP.md OOP in Python]
# [https://github.com/PyClass/PyClass-lesson-plans/blob/master/16_keywords_and_control_flow.md Keywords & Control Flow]
# [https://github.com/PyClass/PyClass-lesson-plans/blob/master/17_polygon_abstraction.md Project: Calculate Angles of a Polygon]
# [https://github.com/PyClass/PyClass-lesson-plans/blob/master/18_unittesting_more.md Project: Unit testing our projects]
# [https://github.com/PyClass/PyClass-lesson-plans/blob/master/12_functions.md Functions]
# [https://github.com/PyClass/PyClass-lesson-plans/blob/master/2_git_module.md Git] - incomplete
# [https://github.com/PyClass/PyClass-lesson-plans/blob/master/3_functional_and_control.md Functional Programming in Python]
# [https://github.com/PyClass/PyClass-lesson-plans/blob/master/7_built-ins_and_idioms.md Some Idioms for Python Builtins]

=== OS / Environment / Versions ===

This section is under development.

For the sake of our sanity we use Python 2 for this course.

Installing Python with [http://docs.python-guide.org/en/latest/ The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Python!]

Emergency Python Command Line: http://repl.it/languages/Python

'''We accept refugees using all operating systems. You will be politely prodded in the direction of solutions that are closer to posix standards: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/POSIX#Mostly_POSIX-compliant'''

Some routes: 1. Install a linux virtual machine on another computer using virtualbox. 2. Use the command line in your apple machine. 3. Explore POSIX for windows: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/POSIX#POSIX_for_Windows

Another critical tool is git: ''Windows: http://git-scm.com/download/win ''Mac: http://git-scm.com/download/mac *Linux: (use your package manager)

=== For Lesson Planners: ===

==== Some Modules to include ====

<ol start="5" style="list-style-type: decimal;">
<li>Numeric and Mathematical Modules, and Operators </li>
<li>argparse, ConfigParser, and more - configuring your applications </li>
<li>pip, virtualenv, packaging, versions, and inspect. </li>
<li>Logging your applications: logging, logging.config, logging.handlers </li>
<li>Exceptions and Debugging: Exception behavior, custom exceptions, pdb, cProfile, timeit, time, trace. </li>
<li>os, sys, and io (Caution, here be Python 3, inside the io module) </li>
<li>(potential for a unittest course) </li>
<li>Built-in Functions</li></ol>

* Control Structures, itertools - Teddy 
* requests 
* urllib/urllib2 
* math 
* ConfigParser 
* argparse 
* json 
* csv 
* time, datetime 
* os 
* sys 
* io 
* logging 
* decorators 
* Profile 
* subprocess (catchall replacement for system call libraries) 
* pdb 
* unittest 
* py.test 
* virtualenv 
* pip 
* packaging? 
* versions

==== Two approaches for course material building that should be blended ====

# Modules Course - http://pymotw.com/2
# Applications Course - http://newcoder.io/dataviz/part-0/

PyClass

2014-11-12T04:28:58Z

75.101.62.71: Synchronized wiki with git repo with pypandoc.

DreamTeam

2014-10-16T05:55:53Z

75.101.62.71: /* Literature & Other Resources */

== Literature & Other Resources ==
see [[DreamTeam/Reading]] for more information.

 [http://www.dtic.upf.edu/~ralph/ClinNeurophysiol116569.pdf On the predictability of epileptic seizures]
 [https://cours.etsmtl.ca/sys828/REFS/A1/Fawcett_PRL2006.pdf ROC curve review]
 [http://www.dspguide.com/ Free book on digital signal processing]
 [http://materials.jeremybejarano.com/MPIwithPython MPIwithPython solid intro]
 [http://www.hindawi.com/journals/cin/2011/406391/ pyeeg whitepaper]
 [http://www.bearcave.com/misl/misl_tech/wavelets/hurst/ reading on the Hurst exponent, nice pictures]
 [http://www.mc.vanderbilt.edu/documents/neurology/files/Lecture%205-%20EEG%20in%20focal%20epilepsies-handout.pdf EEG in focal epilepsies]
 We've been reading some papers the past two weeks on the [http://researcher.watson.ibm.com/researcher/view_person_subpage.php?id=4700 TrueNorth processor].
 If you're interested in getting involved with the IBM led research group, [http://www.research.ibm.com/cognitive-computing/chip_form.shtml apply here].

 Electric Fields of the Brain: The Neurophysics of EEG, 2nd Edition, Paul L. Nunez & Ramesh Srinivasan
 Rhythms of the Brain, Gyorgy Buzsaki
 [http://www.cogsci.ucsd.edu/research/profile/447/ Bradley Voytek UCSD]
 [http://www.nature.com/neuro/journal/vaop/ncurrent/full/nn.3719.html Voss et al., Induction of self awareness in dreams through frontal low current stimulation of gamma activity]
 [http://www.blogs.uni-mainz.de/fb05philosophie/files/2013/04/Voss-et-al-2013_Measuring-Consciousness-in-Dreams.pdf Voss et al., Measuring consciousness in dreams: The lucidity and consciousness in dreams scale]

[[mHealth_Hackathon]]
 [https://orbit.puzzlebox.info/tracker/wiki Puzzlebox repo/tracker]
 [http://brainliner.jp EEG Data Repository]

GDF Standards:
 [http://arxiv.org/abs/cs.DB/0608052 GDF Data Standards]
 [http://www.bcistandards.org/ Tobi Project => BCI Standards]

European Data Format:
 http://www.edfplus.info/downloads/index.html
 https://github.com/breuderink/eegtools
 http://www.neurotraces.com/edf/

== Other Groups ==

[https://class.coursera.org/neuraldata-001/ Free course on Exploring Neural Data]
[http://diy-neuro.com/ Cognitive Technology Group -- UC-Berkeley]

== Hardware ==
[http://www.openbci.com OpenBCI]
 [http://psychiclab.net/IBVA/PsychicLab.html Psychic Labs IBVA]
 [http://www.instructables.com/id/open-brain-wave-interface-hardware-1/ Masahiro Instructables]
 Neurosky Mindwave
 Emotiv Epoc
 [http://www.Open-BCI.org wWw.Open-BCI.org]
 https://noisebridge.net/wiki/OpenEEG

== Code ==

[[DreamTeam/pastebin]]

[[File:Plex.txt]] data acquisition for neurosky mindwave - starting to shape up ...

== IBVA Port ==

Sucessfully built and ran IVBA source (Aug 11, 2013). Key steps below.

1. Root directory of application must be /Developer/Examples/IBVAV4F5Apr12all
 2. [http://cocoabob.net/?p=1032 Installing Xcode 3.2.6 on Mountian Lion] and don't try taking shortcuts... 3.2.1 crashes on run-time when trying to load the project.

== Data ==

We have 650MB of data taken from [[party]] (Aug. 10, 2013).. Where to upload?
 [[File:20130516233839.txt]]
 [[File:20130516233839-1.txt]]

== Events on the Horizon ==

Let's have an excellent installation to bring to [http://toorcamp.toorcon.net/ Toor camp]. Recursive reentry?

== Events beyond the Horizon ==

[http://neurogaming.brainihack.org/projects/project-list/ NeuroGaming Hackathon, May, San Francisco]

[https://sudoroom.org/ai1ec_event/hackyourphd-open-knowledge-meetup/?instance_id=66319, HackYourPhd, SudoRoom, Thursday 7/25]

== (Old) Meeting Notes ==

(still meeting regularly, just lax about taking/posting notes lately. Here's some minutes from our first few meetings ...)

=== March 26, 2014 ===

Notes from March, 26 Meeting. Discussion of dark mind hacks - to be identified and squelched. Infiltration, dissruption, the agent provocatour, etc etc...
 http://darkpatterns.org/

=== June 19, 2013 ===

[http://www.meetup.com/braindjvj/events/119780592/ Meetup@TechShop, 2013/06/19]

=== May 15, 2013 ===

"journal club" discussion to better understand a technical report from NeuroSky - see [[DreamTeam/Reading#Current_Discussion]]

=== May 8, 2013 ===
a small group studied data from the MindWave device and [https://github.com/nbdt hacked on code] to handle (so-called) "timestamps" more realistically ...

=== May 1, 2013 ===
Present: Johny, Daglan, John, Thomas, Aly, Jade, Dan, Kevin, Rohan

Recorded: https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/File:SampleEEGdata20130501.txt

Understanding dreams via EEG readout
Nightmare or not classifier, a good place to start

delta 1-4Hz
theta 4-7Hz
alpha 6-12Hz
low beta 12-15Hz normal focus
mid beta 16-22Hz high focus
high beta 22-24Hz anxiety muscle artifact shortcoming of eeg

peak freq marker of stress

Rohan will look up information on EEG

There will be a burning man device that will be controlled by an EEG headset

[http://www.brainocate.com/ Brain-o-cate] --> interactive video game focused on teaching children about the brain

[http://www.myzeo.com/sleep/ Zeo] headband EEG made for sleep

We like more sensors and high data quality and comfort

Computational neuro science on coursera

Signal localization
*Grid array sensor
*Seizure localization 164/256 sensors on the brain, 1/2" apart
*32 channel EEG on the surface to get a picture
**ElectroCap has cap with 64 sensor places

EEG correlate for REM
*States
http://brainstorms.puzzlebox.info/
LEDs on the HSNPs
*Glow different colors by brain state

Convert brain waves to audio spectrum
*MIDI tones, 4-8Hz offset ==> induce activity
*Musical Insturment Digital Interface
**Feeback loops
**Would have to compensate for delay between the reading device and audio device

Classify audio waves via brain monitoring

What is the difference between vision/hearing and dreaming or thinking on music in the brain?
*dtMRI - detects neuronal activity, by neuron strands

Thermal infrared camera to monitor blood-flow in the brain

IR cameras to measure full specture, rather than stricly amplitude
Could construct a small array of infrared sensors -- more economic

==Project Ideas==

Send EEG data recorded during the meeting
*Guess who was wearing the device
*See Attached

Rohan has 9 months of EEG data from Hymalayas
*Has built a meditation classifier from raw Neuro Sky data

Dan would like to have real-time display, in form of LEDs on cap, that reflects EEG data
*Feedback loop between two people wearing LED caps

Brian with badasslighting and [http://www.americansteelstudios.com/2013/department-of-spontaneous-combustion-awarded-burning-man-grant dept of spontaneous combustion]
host open night in W Oakland, teach welding, art, construction
steel walk-in structure with neurons and synapses of LEDs in acrlyic tubes
0.3W LEDs all over the place
raspberry pi
flame effects for quiet mind
"processing" python tool to mix RP with picture
looking for a developers to workout the details of nero-data to brain lights
American Steel, Mandela and 20th, open house
Contact Brian if interested @ 415-509-2100/bkrawitz@gmail.com

Johny wants to convert brain data into music
*translation technique
*dream sounds outside the HSNPs

Space craft does ambient electronic music

Max Queue is an astronaut headed band

==Background==

https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/neuro/2013-April/000791.html

[Neuro] Coming soon to Noisebridge - The Dream Team
bfb at riseup.net
Wed Apr 24 18:00:00 UTC 2013

Previous message: [Neuro] Neuro Digest, Vol 31, Issue 3
Messages sorted by: [ date ] [ thread ] [ subject ] [ author ]

Hello Noisebridge!

We shall meet on Wednesday, May 1, at 6:30, because we're all stars!
Python class is over, now let's put that good know-how to work on some
maths and science stuffs. There may also be comestibles, just this once.

Come down to the 6:30 share-a-thon. Discuss your dreams and other
applications of neuron-monitoring devices. I want to investigate lexical
dream content and brainwaves of people all over the planet, starting
with Noisebridge. Thus far, I have an EEG device and a semi-incomplete
research facility (HSNPs).

To get up to speed with what I've been looking into read on. And all you
varied neuro-hackers out there please do go to the brainliner.jp site,
it's amazing.

I've attached a copy of a sample data set taken while writing this
message. Also attached is a screen shot of the GUI that the python
scripts create. The scripts run great on Debian. The dongle that comes
with the device has an antenna to pick-up the WiFi transmissions from
the device. It opens the right sockets, makes a few hand shakes, and
promptly peaces out. Neurosky purports the device will give a good
signal up to 10m. It spews ~500 measures per second.

https://github.com/akloster/python-mindwave

This is the EEG device. Specs included.

http://store.neurosky.com/products/mindwave-1

And here's a link to Yukiyasu Kamitani's landing page with ATR, Advanced
Telecommunications Research Institute International. He's head of the
Department of Neuroinfomatics, and lead reacher on the publication
below. They are working on predicting dream sequences from EEG and MRI
data taken while asleep.

http://www.cns.atr.jp/dni/en/members/kamitani_e/
http://www.cns.atr.jp/dni/en/publications/

Kanitani and others are open-sourcing a good bit of their work. See git
hub repository and standardized repository for sharing neuro-data below.
They're set-up to run in Mat Lab, but w/e.

Really, go to brainliner and then giggle crescendoing into mad-scientist
roar.

http://brainliner.jp/
https://github.com/ATR-DNI/VBCCA

And finally, to pass on a message from a friend, because it's open in my
browser and seems appropriate.
https://raw.github.com/videlalvaro/gifsockets/master/doc/mybrain.gif

See you Wednesday.

-Kevin

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[[Category:Neuro]]

CollaborationStation

2014-10-10T02:01:25Z

75.101.62.71: /* System */

Computer with large display in Hackatorium can be used for presentations, pair programming, etc.

==Guidelines==

Responsible and reasonable use (along same lines as all other classroom areas)

''Be excellent, or begone with ye.''

Best to schedule in advance if more than an hour or so of uninterrupted use is expected.

==Reservations==

Anyday March ?? 2014 
?? AM until ?? PM - Could be you!

Sunday March 23d 2013
5 - 7 PM - [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2014-March/043068.html Git class]

==Recurring==
Wednesday 6-10 PM [[DreamTeam]] research discussion / EEG hacking
Friday 6-10 PM [[FUN_Tutoring]]

==System==

Please make contact before attempting system critical changes.