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		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=User:N0_Hat&amp;diff=43891</id>
		<title>User:N0 Hat</title>
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		<updated>2014-08-13T15:04:11Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;67.170.233.125: Replaced content with &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;No.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Sordoceguera&amp;diff=43414</id>
		<title>Sordoceguera</title>
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		<updated>2014-07-17T15:30:16Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;67.170.233.125: helen keller?&lt;/p&gt;
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		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Sordoceguera&amp;diff=43378</id>
		<title>Sordoceguera</title>
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		<updated>2014-07-15T20:54:08Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;67.170.233.125: what is this stupid page&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[File:PMEVEl3.jpg]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:M1.jpeg]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:M2.jpeg]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:N3.jpeg]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==&#039;&#039;&#039;Definiciones: Sordoceguera (Deafblind)&#039;&#039;&#039;==&lt;br /&gt;
A continuación presentamos varias definiciones:&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:La sordoceguera es una: &amp;quot;discapacidad que se manifiesta por la deficiencia auditiva y visual simultánea, en grado parcial o total, de manera suficiente y grave para comprometer la comunicación, la movilización y el acceso a la información y el entorno&amp;quot; (Artículo 2 de la Ley N° 29524 de la República del Perú)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:La sordoceguera es ... &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==&#039;&#039;&#039;Causas&#039;&#039;&#039;==&lt;br /&gt;
por desarrollar &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==&#039;&#039;&#039;Sistemas de Communicacion&#039;&#039;&#039;==&lt;br /&gt;
por desarrollar &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==&#039;&#039;&#039;Organizaciones&#039;&#039;&#039;==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Perú===&lt;br /&gt;
==== Asociación de Sordociegos del Perú (ASOCIP)====&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Datos de contacto&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
correo: asocip@terra.com&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
telefonos: 451-6194 &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Datos legales &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* Inscrita en la partida N° 11059516 del Registro de Personas Juridicas de Lima Libro de Sociedades del 27 de Noviembre de 1998&lt;br /&gt;
* Inscrita en el Registro Nacional de la Persona con Discapacidad de CONADIS con el No 142 de la Ley 27050 ( Art. 12 inc C) por Resolución Ejecutiva N° 0079-2001-SE/REG-CONADIS del 18 de Junio de 2001 &lt;br /&gt;
* Afiliada a la Federación Mundial de sordociegos.&lt;br /&gt;
* Afiliada a la Federación Latinoamericana de Sordociegos.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===España===&lt;br /&gt;
====FOAPS====&lt;br /&gt;
Fundación Once para la Atención de Personas con Sordoceguera es una entidad sin ánimo de lucro constituida en el año 2007 por la ONCE&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
web: foaps.es &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
====FESOCE====&lt;br /&gt;
Federación de Sordociegos de España&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
web: fesoce.org &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
====ASOCIDE====&lt;br /&gt;
Asociación de Sordociegos de España, es una entidad sin ánimo de lucro que comenzó su actuación en el año 1993 &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
web: asocide.org &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
====APASCIDE====&lt;br /&gt;
Asociación Española de Familias de Personas con Sordoceguera legalmente constituida en 1991. Está inscrita en el Registro Nacional de Asociaciones del Ministerio del Interior con el número  104.483. Fue declarada de Utilidad Pública por el Mº del Interior el 4 de abril de 2006, y cuenta con el Certificado de Transparencia y Buenas Prácticas de la Fundación Lealtad. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
web: apascide.org &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===USA===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==&#039;&#039;&#039;Personas Sordociegas destacadas&#039;&#039;&#039;==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Helen Keller (USA)===&lt;br /&gt;
es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Keller &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Daniel Alvarez (España)===&lt;br /&gt;
Sordociego español que actualmente (2014) forma parte del patronato del FOAPS (Fundación Once para la Atención de Personas con Sordoceguera). En el 2009 se grabo este video sobre él [youtube.com/watch?v=DGqe1Zq4Q1g]. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==&#039;&#039;&#039;Referencias&#039;&#039;&#039;==&lt;br /&gt;
es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sordoceguera&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==&#039;&#039;&#039;Otros&#039;&#039;&#039;==&lt;br /&gt;
Escriba aqui cualquier otro tema que desee adicijnar y que no corresponde a alguno de los temas definidos arriba&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Darkroom/Resources/HP_Scanjet_G4010&amp;diff=43249</id>
		<title>Darkroom/Resources/HP Scanjet G4010</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Darkroom/Resources/HP_Scanjet_G4010&amp;diff=43249"/>
		<updated>2014-07-03T22:18:14Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;67.170.233.125: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==Does it work==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Not really, it leaves a 10-20mm stripe of light and black vertically pretty much at the middle of the scan area. Sometimes it hangs too, causing some scanning software to crash. The USB cable that came with it was kinda broken but changing it didn&#039;t fix anything.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I recommend using it with xsane on any recent version of Linux. It works out of the box and is able to cope with the errors from the scanner (until the thing totally refuses to scan).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==What does it scan==&lt;br /&gt;
Flatbed things, 35mm&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Where does it live==&lt;br /&gt;
Currently on top of the black help in the darkroom.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==What belongs to the scanner==&lt;br /&gt;
*Scanner!&lt;br /&gt;
*AC/DC adapter (labeled)&lt;br /&gt;
*USB cable&lt;br /&gt;
*Built in 35mm loader&lt;br /&gt;
*Replacement loaders for 35mm, slides, medium format&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Loaders==&lt;br /&gt;
The built in loader is white, it&#039;s built in, you&#039;ll know what I mean when see it. This particular loader I found to be about 2-4mm too skinny, so I took a Dremel to it. That was a dumb idea and it&#039;s kind of crap tastic now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I ordered a replacement loader from a site that said should work, words from HP apparently. When I got the loader, loaders actually, they&#039;re totally not specifically made for the G4010, but it lines up right, it just might work. Haven&#039;t tested.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Manual==&lt;br /&gt;
http://h20000.www2.hp.com/bizsupport/TechSupport/DocumentIndex.jsp?contentType=SupportManual&amp;amp;lang=en&amp;amp;cc=us&amp;amp;docIndexId=64179&amp;amp;taskId=135&amp;amp;prodTypeId=15179&amp;amp;prodSeriesId=3236364&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Drivers==&lt;br /&gt;
http://h20000.www2.hp.com/bizsupport/TechSupport/DriverDownload.jsp?prodNameId=3236365&amp;amp;lang=en&amp;amp;cc=us&amp;amp;taskId=135&amp;amp;prodTypeId=15179&amp;amp;prodSeriesId=3236364&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Should work with Sane under Linux.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Pages with a Noisebridge Tiny URL]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Talk:Gstettensaga&amp;diff=43229</id>
		<title>Talk:Gstettensaga</title>
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		<updated>2014-06-30T23:02:16Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;67.170.233.125: Blanked the page&lt;/p&gt;
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		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Gstettensaga&amp;diff=43094</id>
		<title>Gstettensaga</title>
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		<updated>2014-06-23T21:13:55Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;67.170.233.125: Replaced content with &amp;quot;== Die Gstettensaga: The Rise of Echsenfriedl ==&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Die Gstettensaga: The Rise of Echsenfriedl ==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Talk:Meeting_Notes_2014_03_25&amp;diff=43074</id>
		<title>Talk:Meeting Notes 2014 03 25</title>
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		<updated>2014-06-22T04:46:00Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;67.170.233.125: no&lt;/p&gt;
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		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Talk:Passport&amp;diff=43073</id>
		<title>Talk:Passport</title>
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		<updated>2014-06-22T04:44:58Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;67.170.233.125: Undo revision 43054 by 37.115.184.222 (talk)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Bug? ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Name section of the passport has &amp;quot;Surname / Nom / Apellidos&amp;quot; and then &amp;quot;First Name&amp;quot; in the box you write in, and then &amp;quot;Given names/ Prenoms / Nombres&amp;quot; with &amp;quot;Last Name&amp;quot; in the box you write in. I think the text in the boxes is the wrong way round.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also the source for the passports is in adobe InDesign format, which currently dosn&#039;t have an open source implementation. Would it be possible to redo it in Scribus so it can be edited by hackers without using propriety software?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Alternativly if someone could re-export it from InDesign in InDesign Exchange format (.inx i think) then the Scribus team are working on an importer for it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Stamp Book ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Shouldn&#039;t this be called a Hackspace Stampbook?  A passport is defined as &amp;quot;a document, issued by a national government, which certifies, for the purpose of international travel, the identity and nationality of its holder.&amp;quot;  A Hackerspace passport should be defined as &amp;quot;a document, issued by a Hackerspace, which certifies, for the purpose of inter-Hackerspace travel, the identity and home Hackerspace of its holder.&amp;quot;  This information should then be used to validate the holder, giving them a reputation to uphold for themselves and their Hackerspace. --[[User:JimShoe|JimShoe]] 18:33, 1 August 2011 (UTC) (Makers Local 256)&lt;br /&gt;
:: I don&#039;t mind the passport part, but &amp;quot;diplomatic&amp;quot; makes it look like something it really isn&#039;t. &amp;quot;Hackerspace Passport&amp;quot; would be more to the point. also inside you obviously put visitor stamps and not visas. It would be nice to have a document that presents what it is and does not pretend to be something else.--eMBee 4:34, 1 January 2012 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Creation ==&lt;br /&gt;
* for those of us in the dark end of the hacker universe, would you be interested in sharing what materials/methods you use to craft these so that we can develop a certain level of uniformity between hackerspaces.  I&#039;m trying to get some put together for the OHM hackerspace here but would like to be of a comparable quality.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Making Your Own Hackerspace Passports ==&lt;br /&gt;
If you want to make your own Hackerspace Passports, then please do!  If you make your own then you can do it any way you want!  You can call it whatever you want!  You can create your own artwork!  You can make it any shape you want!  You can do anything you wish, since it is *yours*!  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You can also grab the original artwork, and use it verbatim, or hack it for your purposes.  The artwork is entirely free and open source.  See the links on the bottom of the Passport page for the print-ready PDF, and also the source artwork.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You can also make your artwork in any format that you want.  Please, go ahead and make it using an open-source tool, if you like.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
To make 2,600 of them, I used a local printer, named Valencia Printing, on Valencia St, in San Francisco.  But any printer can print these.  Of course, the fewer you make, the more expensive it is to make each one.  Valencia Printing used 4-color printing on the inside pages, and used thick cardstock for the cover, using navy-blue and white ink on the cover.  It would be even nicer (I think) if the cover were colored vinyl, with silver or gold embossed artwork (but Valenica Printing couldn&#039;t do that for me in the short amount of time I had to get 2,600 of them made between when I had the idea in July and before Chaos Camp in August-2011).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
-- Mitch.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Bitcoin&amp;diff=42883</id>
		<title>Bitcoin</title>
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		<updated>2014-06-11T15:45:52Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;67.170.233.125: Someone ban 99.120.6.149&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[User:Malaclyps|Danny O&#039;Brien]] is accepting [http://bitcoin.org Bitcoin] donations on behalf of Noisebridge.  In a [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2011-May/022986.html mailing list post] (and [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2011-May/022999.html followup]), he sent the following clear-signed GPG message:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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Hash: SHA1&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I can take bitcoins for Noisebridge (I&#039;m on the board for whatever that counts as -- at the very least, Noisebridge have a tradition that you can give cash to a board member as a donation)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt;&amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;-----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE-----&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Version: GnuPG v1.4.10 (Darwin)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
=== Controversy ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
According to an unsigned edit to this page by 69.181.70.193, &amp;quot;Bitcoins are an enormously stupid Ponzi scheme that no self respecting hacker should touch with a 10 foot grounded pole.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Anti-controversy ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* It&#039;s not a Ponzi scheme if you can get your money converted back immediately (via: [http://coinbase.com coinbase.com], [http://bitpay.com bitpay.com] or one of the many other payment processors or exchanges).&lt;br /&gt;
* Fringe ideas are always ridiculed. &lt;br /&gt;
* Bitcoins have been around for [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitcoin 5 years now] and have had hundreds of millions invested in related startups / infrastructure.&lt;br /&gt;
* The [http://www.fsf.org/blogs/community/bitcoins-a-new-way-to-donate-to-the-fsf FSF], [https://supporters.eff.org/donate EFF] and many other important institutions accept bitcoin.&lt;br /&gt;
* WikiLeaks [http://www.forbes.com/sites/jonmatonis/2012/08/20/wikileaks-bypasses-financial-blockade-with-bitcoin/ received support via bitcoin] during the Visa financial blockade.&lt;br /&gt;
* The USD value of 1 Bitcoin has risen to &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;$14.33&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;$106.00&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;$236.00&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; $1132.26. ([https://bitcoinaverage.com/charts#USD-averages-false November 29, 2013 08:30])&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Alchemy&amp;diff=41870</id>
		<title>Alchemy</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Alchemy&amp;diff=41870"/>
		<updated>2014-05-01T12:52:14Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;67.170.233.125: Replaced content with &amp;quot;original link at https://sudoroom.org/wiki/Alchemy&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;original link at https://sudoroom.org/wiki/Alchemy&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>67.170.233.125</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Gstettensaga&amp;diff=41779</id>
		<title>Gstettensaga</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Gstettensaga&amp;diff=41779"/>
		<updated>2014-04-27T15:21:37Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;67.170.233.125: Replaced content with &amp;quot;who are you&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;who are you&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>67.170.233.125</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Alchemy&amp;diff=41778</id>
		<title>Alchemy</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Alchemy&amp;diff=41778"/>
		<updated>2014-04-27T15:21:16Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;67.170.233.125: Replaced content with &amp;quot;get this out of here&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;get this out of here&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>67.170.233.125</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Gstettensaga&amp;diff=41753</id>
		<title>Gstettensaga</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Gstettensaga&amp;diff=41753"/>
		<updated>2014-04-26T17:20:34Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;67.170.233.125: Replaced content with &amp;quot;Hitler was Austrian&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Hitler was Austrian&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>67.170.233.125</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Alchemy&amp;diff=41752</id>
		<title>Alchemy</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Alchemy&amp;diff=41752"/>
		<updated>2014-04-26T17:20:18Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;67.170.233.125: Replaced content with &amp;quot;Content plagiarized from Sudoroom wiki.  word for word.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Content plagiarized from Sudoroom wiki.  word for word.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>67.170.233.125</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=About&amp;diff=41646</id>
		<title>About</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=About&amp;diff=41646"/>
		<updated>2014-04-19T16:20:23Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;67.170.233.125: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Noisebridge&#039;&#039;&#039; is a physical space open and welcoming to all, providing infrastructure and collaboration opportunities for anyone interested in programming, hardware, crafts, science, food, robotics, art, and technology.  We teach, we learn, we share. With no leaders, we have one rule: &amp;quot;Be excellent to each other&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Read on for answers to some frequently asked questions, or navigate to find out more about us.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Governance and Goals:&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Vision]], [[Do-ocracy]], [[Consensus_Process]], [[Meeting]], [[Community_Standards]], [[Board_and_Officers]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Nuts and Bolts:&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Hours]], [[Visitor_advice]], [[Getting_In]], [[Getting_Here]], [[Resources]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Conflict and Concerns:&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Safety]], [[Conflict_Resolution]], [[Mediation]], [[Rats]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Our Name:&#039;&#039;&#039; A &amp;quot;noise bridge&amp;quot; is a piece of electronic test equipment that injects noise into a system to see how it responds, so you can fix or improve it. Such a device is often used in RF electronics.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;What can I do here?&#039;&#039;&#039; Meet techie, arty, and crafty folks, take a class, teach a class, use the power tools and electronic labs, build something out of stuff on the hack shelves, use our library, surf the web, cook up something in the kitchen, and so on.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Getting Here:&#039;&#039;&#039; Noisebridge is close to the 16th &amp;amp; Mission BART station, and the 14 Mission, 33 Stanyan, and 49 Van Ness-Mission Muni buses. The 22 Fillmore and 12 Folsom Muni buses are within a couple blocks.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Do I need to be a member?&#039;&#039;&#039; You don&#039;t need to be a member to take or give a class or workshop at Noisebridge. All are welcome!&lt;br /&gt;
Noisebridge is also a great place to hang out and work on projects. However, if you spend a lot of time at Noisebridge and you&#039;re not paying for membership, you&#039;ll be expected to contribute in some other material way to the space and the geek culture surrounding it. &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;How do I become a member?&#039;&#039;&#039; A good first step is to introduce yourself at a Tuesday meeting.&lt;br /&gt;
Membership is $80 a month (or a $40 “starving hacker” rate) and allows you to vote at meetings. If you aren’t a member but use the space, please drop off a few dollars in the donation bin, or set up a regular monthly donation for a smaller amount. Noisebridge runs off of membership dues and donations. &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Meetings&#039;&#039;&#039; are every Tuesday at 8pm at the 2169 Mission space. Meetings are mostly for organizational purposes.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Any time is a good time to &#039;&#039;&#039;introduce yourself&#039;&#039;&#039;.  Come on up and have a refreshment, tell others about your interests, or ask people what projects they are working on.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Where can I find out more?&#039;&#039;&#039; The wiki is at https://www.noisebridge.net. The “Noisebridge-discuss” email list (and other lists) at https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Events, workshops, classes!&#039;&#039;&#039; Every week there are lots of activities at Noisebridge, planned and otherwise.  Check the wiki for upcoming events, workshops, and classes.  And feel free to add your own!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Noisebridge is a fairly &#039;&#039;&#039;open and permissive space&#039;&#039;&#039;, and the equipment (unless otherwise marked, or on a member shelf) is open for public use. Safety first!  Feel free to come to Noisebridge to work and play on your project, or help others with theirs.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Noisebridge has &#039;&#039;&#039;lots of space&#039;&#039;&#039; available as a community resource for individuals and organizations to use -- please use it!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Can I leave my stuff here?&#039;&#039;&#039; Noisebridge is open to the public, so use your judgment when leaving valuables here. Noisebridge is not responsible for lost or stolen items. Avoid leaving your bicycle here overnight.  The daily storage shelves provide a space to leave your things for the day. The lost and found box is located on top of the shelves.  Members can leave items on their labeled member shelf for an extended period. Please label any projects left here with your name, email, and the date. Putting your project into a box labeled with your name is best.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>67.170.233.125</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Five_Minutes_of_Fame&amp;diff=38140</id>
		<title>Five Minutes of Fame</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Five_Minutes_of_Fame&amp;diff=38140"/>
		<updated>2014-01-13T17:08:30Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;67.170.233.125: stop being obtuse on a public page&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==What is it?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Five Minutes of Fame (5MoF) is an adaptation of CCC&#039;s Lightning Talks. Our implementation is ten five minute talks in an hour, with a short intermission so you can get another beer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Check out these 30 seconds of fame excerpts from May for a taste: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQUGQ3Plj-w&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==When and where does it happen?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Third Thursday of every month at 8pm, at Noisebridge, 2169 Mission St, San Francisco.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--- [[File:5MoF_flyer_111512.jpg|400px|right]] ---&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
=== Thursday, January 16th, 8 PM, It&#039;s on! [http://5mof.net/signup/ Sign up!]===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;strong&amp;gt;just email danny@spesh.com for now until we fix the signup web site&amp;lt;/strong&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
                           &lt;br /&gt;
As if you needed ANY reminder, Five Minutes of Fame is Noisebridge&#039;s ADD&lt;br /&gt;
show-and-tell, squashing octets of human awesomeness into an hour like &lt;br /&gt;
booleans in a packed byte.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font size=&amp;quot;4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;The next 5moF [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2014_01_16]]&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
   _  _   _____ __  __  ____  ______&lt;br /&gt;
 _| || |_| ____|  \/  |/ __ \|  ____| Noisebridge 8PM third Thursdays&lt;br /&gt;
|_  __  _| |__ | \  / | |  | | |__    Four Years of Childlike Wonder and&lt;br /&gt;
 _| || |_|___ \| |\/| | |  | |  __|   Adult Technological Themes in&lt;br /&gt;
|_  __  _|___) | |  | | |__| | |      San Francisco&#039;s 548th Finest&lt;br /&gt;
  |_||_| |____/|_|  |_|\____/|_|      Hacker Show and Tell.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 _    _            _      _   _            _____  _                  _   _ &lt;br /&gt;
| |  | |          | |    | | | |          |  __ \| |                | | | |&lt;br /&gt;
| |__| | __ _  ___| | __ | |_| |__   ___  | |__) | | __ _ _ __   ___| |_| |&lt;br /&gt;
|  __  |/ _` |/ __| |/ / | __| &#039;_ \ / _ \ |  ___/| |/ _` | &#039;_ \ / _ \ __| |&lt;br /&gt;
| |  | | (_| | (__|   &amp;lt;  | |_| | | |  __/ | |    | | (_| | | | |  __/ |_|_|&lt;br /&gt;
|_|  |_|\__,_|\___|_|\_\  \__|_| |_|\___| |_|    |_|\__,_|_| |_|\___|\__(_)&lt;br /&gt;
                                                                           &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Third Thurs, 8PM, Noisebridge, 2169 Mission St, SF, CA, Earth Prime&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
More info: http://nburl.net/5mof&lt;br /&gt;
Get here: http://nburl.net/gethere&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Submit your talk now! http://5mof.net/signup/&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Why are we doing this?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There are many reasons:&lt;br /&gt;
* It&#039;s great for people who are interested in what&#039;s going on at Noisebridge -- no need to sit through long lectures.&lt;br /&gt;
* Some people are working on projects that are not ready for a full 30 minute or hour long talk, but they want to get their ideas out. Maybe they need help, maybe they want to propose an idea to the Noisebridge community.&lt;br /&gt;
* Some people are shy to public speaking and want to practice without giving an &amp;quot;official&amp;quot; conference talk, which can be daunting. This is a great way to try it out, in a community of peers.&lt;br /&gt;
* San Francisco is the mecca for startups. If you&#039;re trying to sell your idea to someone, you need to be able to explain it in five minutes or less.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism#Law_of_Fives &amp;quot;The Law of Fives&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==How can I participate?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Events]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[http://5mof.net/signup/ Sign up to speak at 5 Minutes of Fame here!] ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Or just mail me at danny@spesh.com and I will put you on my secret spreadsheet. I will also mail you on the Monday before the event!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==How can I attend?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Just show up! 2169 Mission St, San Francisco&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We&#039;re located at:&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Getting Here|2169 Mission St]], San Francisco&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[http://www.openstreetmap.org/?mlat=37.762352&amp;amp;mlon=-122.419372&amp;amp;zoom=16 OpenStreetMap] - [http://maps.google.com/?q=2169+Mission+Street,+94110 Google Maps]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;2 blocks South of [[Getting_Here#Getting_Here_by_BART | 16th &amp;amp; Mission BART]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If for any reason you&#039;re unable to attend, you can usually watch it live on our [http://www.ustream.tv/user/noisebridge UStream Channel].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Other Questions==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Can anyone attend or speak?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;There are a limited number of slots for speakers, and members or regulars are given priority to speak about the projects they are working on. Although there are substitutes for people don&#039;t show, schedule early to be assured your 5MoF!&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What if I show up late?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;If you are giving a talk, please notify me so we can rearrange the schedule. If you want to see a talk that you&#039;re going to miss, find the person who gave it and chat with them for five minutes :)&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Past 5MoFs==&lt;br /&gt;
=== 2013 ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2013_02_21 | 2013-02-21]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== 2012 ===&lt;br /&gt;
=== 2011 ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2011_01_20 | 2011-01-20]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== 2010 ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_01_21 | 2010-01-21]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_02_18 | 2010-02-18]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_03_18 | 2010-03-18]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_04_15 | 2010-04-15]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_05_20 | 2010-05-20]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_06_17 | 2010-06-17]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_07_15 | 2010-07-15]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_08_19 | 2010-08-19]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_09_16 | 2010-09-16]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_10_21 | 2010-10-21]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_11_18 | 2010-11-18]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_12_16 | 2010-12-16]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== 2009 ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-02-19 | 2009-02-19]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-03-19 | 2009-03-19]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-04-16 | 2009-04-16]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-05-21 | 2009-05-21]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-06-18 | 2009-06-18]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-07-16 | 2009-07-16]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-08-20 | 2009-08-20]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009-09-17 | 2009-09-17]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009_10_15 | 2009-10-15]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009_11_19 | 2009-11-19]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009_12_17 | 2009-12-17]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>67.170.233.125</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Five_Minutes_of_Fame&amp;diff=38139</id>
		<title>Five Minutes of Fame</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Five_Minutes_of_Fame&amp;diff=38139"/>
		<updated>2014-01-13T17:07:10Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;67.170.233.125: /* Thursday, January 16th, 8 PM, It&amp;#039;s on! Sign up! */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==What is it?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Five Minutes of Fame (5MoF) is an adaptation of CCC&#039;s Lightning Talks. Our implementation is ten five minute talks in an hour, with a short intermission so you can get another beer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Check out these 30 seconds of fame excerpts from May for a taste: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQUGQ3Plj-w&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==When and where does it happen?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Third Thursday of every month at 8pm, at Noisebridge, 2169 Mission St, San Francisco.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--- [[File:5MoF_flyer_111512.jpg|400px|right]] ---&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
=== Thursday, January 16th, 8 PM, It&#039;s on! [http://5mof.net/signup/ Sign up!]===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;strong&amp;gt;just email danny@spesh.com for now until we fix the signup web site&amp;lt;/strong&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
                           &lt;br /&gt;
As if you needed ANY reminder, Five Minutes of Fame is Noisebridge&#039;s ADD&lt;br /&gt;
show-and-tell, squashing octets of human awesomeness into an hour like &lt;br /&gt;
booleans in a packed byte.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font size=&amp;quot;4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;The next 5moF [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2014_01_16]]&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
   _  _   _____ __  __  ____  ______&lt;br /&gt;
 _| || |_| ____|  \/  |/ __ \|  ____| Noisebridge 8PM third Thursdays&lt;br /&gt;
|_  __  _| |__ | \  / | |  | | |__    Four Years of Childlike Wonder and&lt;br /&gt;
 _| || |_|___ \| |\/| | |  | |  __|   Adult Technological Themes in&lt;br /&gt;
|_  __  _|___) | |  | | |__| | |      San Francisco&#039;s 548th Finest&lt;br /&gt;
  |_||_| |____/|_|  |_|\____/|_|      Hacker Show and Tell.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 _    _            _      _   _            _____  _                  _   _ &lt;br /&gt;
| |  | |          | |    | | | |          |  __ \| |                | | | |&lt;br /&gt;
| |__| | __ _  ___| | __ | |_| |__   ___  | |__) | | __ _ _ __   ___| |_| |&lt;br /&gt;
|  __  |/ _` |/ __| |/ / | __| &#039;_ \ / _ \ |  ___/| |/ _` | &#039;_ \ / _ \ __| |&lt;br /&gt;
| |  | | (_| | (__|   &amp;lt;  | |_| | | |  __/ | |    | | (_| | | | |  __/ |_|_|&lt;br /&gt;
|_|  |_|\__,_|\___|_|\_\  \__|_| |_|\___| |_|    |_|\__,_|_| |_|\___|\__(_)&lt;br /&gt;
                                                                           &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Third Thurs, 8PM, Noisebridge, 2169 Mission St, SF, CA, Earth Prime&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
More info: http://nburl.net/5mof&lt;br /&gt;
Get here: http://nburl.net/gethere&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Submit your talk now! http://5mof.net/signup/&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Why are we doing this?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There are many reasons:&lt;br /&gt;
* It&#039;s great for people who are interested in what&#039;s going on at Noisebridge -- no need to sit through long lectures.&lt;br /&gt;
* Some people are working on projects that are not ready for a full 30 minute or hour long talk, but they want to get their ideas out. Maybe they need help, maybe they want to propose an idea to the Noisebridge community.&lt;br /&gt;
* Some people are shy to public speaking and want to practice without giving an &amp;quot;official&amp;quot; conference talk, which can be daunting. This is a great way to try it out, in a community of peers.&lt;br /&gt;
* San Francisco is the mecca for startups. If you&#039;re trying to sell your idea to someone, you need to be able to explain it in five minutes or less.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism#Law_of_Fives &amp;quot;The Law of Fives&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==How can I participate?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Events]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[http://5mof.net/signup/ Sign up to speak at 5 Minutes of Fame here!] ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Or just mail me at danny@spesh.com and I will put you on my secret spreadsheet. I will also mail you on the Monday before the event!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==How can I attend?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Just show up! 2169 Mission St, San Francisco&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We&#039;re located at:&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Getting Here|2169 Mission St]], San Francisco&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[http://www.openstreetmap.org/?mlat=37.762352&amp;amp;mlon=-122.419372&amp;amp;zoom=16 OpenStreetMap] - [http://maps.google.com/?q=2169+Mission+Street,+94110 Google Maps]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;2 blocks South of [[Getting_Here#Getting_Here_by_BART | 16th &amp;amp; Mission BART]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If for any reason you&#039;re unable to attend, you can usually watch it live on our [http://www.ustream.tv/user/noisebridge UStream Channel].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Other Questions==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Can anyone attend or speak?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;There are a limited number of slots for speakers, and members or regulars are given priority to speak about the projects they are working on. Although there are substitutes for people don&#039;t show, schedule early to be assured your 5MoF!&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What if I show up late?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;If you are giving a talk, please notify me so we can rearrange the schedule. If you want to see a talk that you&#039;re going to miss, find the person who gave it and chat with them for five minutes :)&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== CODE ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
/*&lt;br /&gt;
   _  _   _____ __  __  ____  ______&lt;br /&gt;
 _| || |_| ____|  \/  |/ __ \|  ____| Noisebridge 8PM third Thursdays&lt;br /&gt;
|_  __  _| |__ | \  / | |  | | |__    Four Years of Childlike Wonder and&lt;br /&gt;
 _| || |_|___ \| |\/| | |  | |  __|   Adult Technological Themes in&lt;br /&gt;
|_  __  _|___) | |  | | |__| | |      San Francisco&#039;s 548th Finest&lt;br /&gt;
  |_||_| |____/|_|  |_|\____/|_|      Hacker Show and Tell.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 _    _            _      _   _            _____  _                  _   _ &lt;br /&gt;
| |  | |          | |    | | | |          |  __ \| |                | | | |&lt;br /&gt;
| |__| | __ _  ___| | __ | |_| |__   ___  | |__) | | __ _ _ __   ___| |_| |&lt;br /&gt;
|  __  |/ _` |/ __| |/ / | __| &#039;_ \ / _ \ |  ___/| |/ _` | &#039;_ \ / _ \ __| |&lt;br /&gt;
| |  | | (_| | (__|   &amp;lt;  | |_| | | |  __/ | |    | | (_| | | | |  __/ |_|_|&lt;br /&gt;
|_|  |_|\__,_|\___|_|\_\  \__|_| |_|\___| |_|    |_|\__,_|_| |_|\___|\__(_)&lt;br /&gt;
                                                                           &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Third Thurs, 8PM, Noisebridge, 2169 Mission St, SF, CA, Earth Prime&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
More info: http://nburl.net/5mof&lt;br /&gt;
Get here: http://nburl.net/gethere&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Submit your talk now! http://5mof.net/signup/&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                                                            1/13/14&lt;br /&gt;
                                                              -thex&lt;br /&gt;
                                                              #fort&lt;br /&gt;
                                                              &lt;br /&gt;
        Hardware h4x0r extradonaire, the hilaire.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
     Send b33r or b!tcoin to noisebridge, c/o #fort&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*/&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
// Number of segments (Shift Register * 8)&lt;br /&gt;
#define numOfRegisterPins 24&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
int SER_Pin = 8;   //pin 14 on the 75HC595&lt;br /&gt;
int RCLK_Pin = 9;  //pin 12 on the 75HC595&lt;br /&gt;
int SRCLK_Pin = 10; //pin 11 on the 75HC595&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
// Number of seconds to count from (5 minutes)&lt;br /&gt;
int counter = 301;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
boolean registers[numOfRegisterPins];&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
// Time has expired, count up&lt;br /&gt;
boolean timeUp = false;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
int segments[] = {1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 0, // 0&lt;br /&gt;
                  2, 4, 0, 0, 0, 0 ,0, // 1&lt;br /&gt;
                  1, 2, 3, 6, 7, 0, 0, // 2&lt;br /&gt;
                  1, 2, 3, 4 ,7, 0, 0, // 3&lt;br /&gt;
                  2, 3, 4, 5, 0, 0, 0, // 4&lt;br /&gt;
                  1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 0, 0, // 5&lt;br /&gt;
                  3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 0, 0, // 6&lt;br /&gt;
                  1, 2, 4, 0, 0, 0, 0, // 7&lt;br /&gt;
                  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, // 8 &lt;br /&gt;
                  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 0  // 9&lt;br /&gt;
                                       // A&lt;br /&gt;
                                       // B&lt;br /&gt;
                                       // C&lt;br /&gt;
                                       // D&lt;br /&gt;
                                       // E&lt;br /&gt;
                                     };// F&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
void setup()&lt;br /&gt;
{&lt;br /&gt;
  pinMode(SER_Pin, OUTPUT);&lt;br /&gt;
  pinMode(RCLK_Pin, OUTPUT);&lt;br /&gt;
  pinMode(SRCLK_Pin, OUTPUT);&lt;br /&gt;
}               &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
void loop()&lt;br /&gt;
{&lt;br /&gt;
  int minutes, seconds;&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  if (!timeUp)&lt;br /&gt;
  {  &lt;br /&gt;
    if(--counter &amp;lt; 0)&lt;br /&gt;
    {&lt;br /&gt;
      counter = 1;&lt;br /&gt;
      timeUp = true;&lt;br /&gt;
    }&lt;br /&gt;
  } else {&lt;br /&gt;
   &lt;br /&gt;
    if (++counter &amp;gt; 999)&lt;br /&gt;
    {&lt;br /&gt;
       // dome shizzle, with the nizzle&lt;br /&gt;
       n0153();&lt;br /&gt;
    }&lt;br /&gt;
  }&lt;br /&gt;
   &lt;br /&gt;
  minutes = floor(counter / 60);&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
  seconds = counter - (minutes * 60);&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
  setDigits(minutes * 100 + seconds);&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
  delay(1000);&lt;br /&gt;
}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
void setDigits(int num)&lt;br /&gt;
{&lt;br /&gt;
  int digit0, digit1, digit2;&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  clearRegisters();&lt;br /&gt;
  writeRegisters();&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  digit0 = num;&lt;br /&gt;
  while(digit0 &amp;gt;= 10)&lt;br /&gt;
    digit0 -= 10;&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  digit1 = (num - digit0) / 10;&lt;br /&gt;
  while(digit1 &amp;gt;= 10)&lt;br /&gt;
    digit1 -= 10;&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
  digit2 = (num - digit0 - digit1 * 10) / 100;&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
  setDigit(0, digit0);&lt;br /&gt;
  setDigit(1, digit1);&lt;br /&gt;
  setDigit(2, digit2);&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  writeRegisters();&lt;br /&gt;
}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
// Update individual digit with number&lt;br /&gt;
void setDigit(int digit, int num)&lt;br /&gt;
{&lt;br /&gt;
  // Determine register offset&lt;br /&gt;
  int offset = digit * 8;&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  // Determine num offset&lt;br /&gt;
  int numOff = num * 7;&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  // Set on segments HIGH&lt;br /&gt;
  for (int i = 0; i &amp;lt; 7; i++)&lt;br /&gt;
  {&lt;br /&gt;
    if (segments[i + numOff] &amp;gt; 0)&lt;br /&gt;
      registers[segments[i + numOff] + offset] = HIGH;&lt;br /&gt;
  }&lt;br /&gt;
}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
//set all register pins to LOW&lt;br /&gt;
void clearRegisters()&lt;br /&gt;
{&lt;br /&gt;
  for(int i = 0; i &amp;lt; numOfRegisterPins; i++)&lt;br /&gt;
    registers[i] = LOW;&lt;br /&gt;
} &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
//Set and display registers&lt;br /&gt;
//Only call AFTER all values are set how you would like (slow otherwise)&lt;br /&gt;
void writeRegisters()&lt;br /&gt;
{&lt;br /&gt;
  digitalWrite(RCLK_Pin, LOW);&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  for(int i = 0; i &amp;lt; numOfRegisterPins; i++)&lt;br /&gt;
  {&lt;br /&gt;
    digitalWrite(SRCLK_Pin, LOW);&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
    digitalWrite(SER_Pin, registers[i]);&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
    digitalWrite(SRCLK_Pin, HIGH);&lt;br /&gt;
  }&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
  digitalWrite(RCLK_Pin, HIGH);&lt;br /&gt;
}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
void n0153()&lt;br /&gt;
{&lt;br /&gt;
  while(true)&lt;br /&gt;
  {&lt;br /&gt;
    for (int i = 0; i &amp;lt; numOfRegisterPins; i++)&lt;br /&gt;
      registers[i] = random(2) &amp;gt; 0.5 ? HIGH : LOW;&lt;br /&gt;
    writeRegisters();&lt;br /&gt;
    delay(round(random(314)));&lt;br /&gt;
  }&lt;br /&gt;
}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Past 5MoFs==&lt;br /&gt;
=== 2013 ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2013_02_21 | 2013-02-21]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== 2012 ===&lt;br /&gt;
=== 2011 ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2011_01_20 | 2011-01-20]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== 2010 ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_01_21 | 2010-01-21]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_02_18 | 2010-02-18]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_03_18 | 2010-03-18]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_04_15 | 2010-04-15]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_05_20 | 2010-05-20]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_06_17 | 2010-06-17]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_07_15 | 2010-07-15]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_08_19 | 2010-08-19]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_09_16 | 2010-09-16]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_10_21 | 2010-10-21]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_11_18 | 2010-11-18]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_12_16 | 2010-12-16]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== 2009 ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-02-19 | 2009-02-19]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-03-19 | 2009-03-19]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-04-16 | 2009-04-16]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-05-21 | 2009-05-21]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-06-18 | 2009-06-18]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-07-16 | 2009-07-16]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-08-20 | 2009-08-20]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009-09-17 | 2009-09-17]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009_10_15 | 2009-10-15]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009_11_19 | 2009-11-19]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009_12_17 | 2009-12-17]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>67.170.233.125</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Five_Minutes_of_Fame&amp;diff=38138</id>
		<title>Five Minutes of Fame</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Five_Minutes_of_Fame&amp;diff=38138"/>
		<updated>2014-01-13T17:05:21Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;67.170.233.125: correct date&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==What is it?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Five Minutes of Fame (5MoF) is an adaptation of CCC&#039;s Lightning Talks. Our implementation is ten five minute talks in an hour, with a short intermission so you can get another beer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Check out these 30 seconds of fame excerpts from May for a taste: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQUGQ3Plj-w&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==When and where does it happen?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Third Thursday of every month at 8pm, at Noisebridge, 2169 Mission St, San Francisco.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--- [[File:5MoF_flyer_111512.jpg|400px|right]] ---&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
=== Thursday, January 16th, 8 PM, It&#039;s on! [http://5mof.net/signup/ Sign up!]===&lt;br /&gt;
                           &lt;br /&gt;
As if you needed ANY reminder, Five Minutes of Fame is Noisebridge&#039;s ADD&lt;br /&gt;
show-and-tell, squashing octets of human awesomeness into an hour like &lt;br /&gt;
booleans in a packed byte.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font size=&amp;quot;4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;The next 5moF [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2014_01_16]]&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
   _  _   _____ __  __  ____  ______&lt;br /&gt;
 _| || |_| ____|  \/  |/ __ \|  ____| Noisebridge 8PM third Thursdays&lt;br /&gt;
|_  __  _| |__ | \  / | |  | | |__    Four Years of Childlike Wonder and&lt;br /&gt;
 _| || |_|___ \| |\/| | |  | |  __|   Adult Technological Themes in&lt;br /&gt;
|_  __  _|___) | |  | | |__| | |      San Francisco&#039;s 548th Finest&lt;br /&gt;
  |_||_| |____/|_|  |_|\____/|_|      Hacker Show and Tell.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 _    _            _      _   _            _____  _                  _   _ &lt;br /&gt;
| |  | |          | |    | | | |          |  __ \| |                | | | |&lt;br /&gt;
| |__| | __ _  ___| | __ | |_| |__   ___  | |__) | | __ _ _ __   ___| |_| |&lt;br /&gt;
|  __  |/ _` |/ __| |/ / | __| &#039;_ \ / _ \ |  ___/| |/ _` | &#039;_ \ / _ \ __| |&lt;br /&gt;
| |  | | (_| | (__|   &amp;lt;  | |_| | | |  __/ | |    | | (_| | | | |  __/ |_|_|&lt;br /&gt;
|_|  |_|\__,_|\___|_|\_\  \__|_| |_|\___| |_|    |_|\__,_|_| |_|\___|\__(_)&lt;br /&gt;
                                                                           &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Third Thurs, 8PM, Noisebridge, 2169 Mission St, SF, CA, Earth Prime&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
More info: http://nburl.net/5mof&lt;br /&gt;
Get here: http://nburl.net/gethere&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Submit your talk now! http://5mof.net/signup/&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Why are we doing this?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There are many reasons:&lt;br /&gt;
* It&#039;s great for people who are interested in what&#039;s going on at Noisebridge -- no need to sit through long lectures.&lt;br /&gt;
* Some people are working on projects that are not ready for a full 30 minute or hour long talk, but they want to get their ideas out. Maybe they need help, maybe they want to propose an idea to the Noisebridge community.&lt;br /&gt;
* Some people are shy to public speaking and want to practice without giving an &amp;quot;official&amp;quot; conference talk, which can be daunting. This is a great way to try it out, in a community of peers.&lt;br /&gt;
* San Francisco is the mecca for startups. If you&#039;re trying to sell your idea to someone, you need to be able to explain it in five minutes or less.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism#Law_of_Fives &amp;quot;The Law of Fives&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==How can I participate?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Events]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[http://5mof.net/signup/ Sign up to speak at 5 Minutes of Fame here!] ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Or just mail me at danny@spesh.com and I will put you on my secret spreadsheet. I will also mail you on the Monday before the event!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==How can I attend?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Just show up! 2169 Mission St, San Francisco&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We&#039;re located at:&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Getting Here|2169 Mission St]], San Francisco&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[http://www.openstreetmap.org/?mlat=37.762352&amp;amp;mlon=-122.419372&amp;amp;zoom=16 OpenStreetMap] - [http://maps.google.com/?q=2169+Mission+Street,+94110 Google Maps]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;2 blocks South of [[Getting_Here#Getting_Here_by_BART | 16th &amp;amp; Mission BART]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If for any reason you&#039;re unable to attend, you can usually watch it live on our [http://www.ustream.tv/user/noisebridge UStream Channel].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Other Questions==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Can anyone attend or speak?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;There are a limited number of slots for speakers, and members or regulars are given priority to speak about the projects they are working on. Although there are substitutes for people don&#039;t show, schedule early to be assured your 5MoF!&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What if I show up late?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;If you are giving a talk, please notify me so we can rearrange the schedule. If you want to see a talk that you&#039;re going to miss, find the person who gave it and chat with them for five minutes :)&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== CODE ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
/*&lt;br /&gt;
   _  _   _____ __  __  ____  ______&lt;br /&gt;
 _| || |_| ____|  \/  |/ __ \|  ____| Noisebridge 8PM third Thursdays&lt;br /&gt;
|_  __  _| |__ | \  / | |  | | |__    Four Years of Childlike Wonder and&lt;br /&gt;
 _| || |_|___ \| |\/| | |  | |  __|   Adult Technological Themes in&lt;br /&gt;
|_  __  _|___) | |  | | |__| | |      San Francisco&#039;s 548th Finest&lt;br /&gt;
  |_||_| |____/|_|  |_|\____/|_|      Hacker Show and Tell.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 _    _            _      _   _            _____  _                  _   _ &lt;br /&gt;
| |  | |          | |    | | | |          |  __ \| |                | | | |&lt;br /&gt;
| |__| | __ _  ___| | __ | |_| |__   ___  | |__) | | __ _ _ __   ___| |_| |&lt;br /&gt;
|  __  |/ _` |/ __| |/ / | __| &#039;_ \ / _ \ |  ___/| |/ _` | &#039;_ \ / _ \ __| |&lt;br /&gt;
| |  | | (_| | (__|   &amp;lt;  | |_| | | |  __/ | |    | | (_| | | | |  __/ |_|_|&lt;br /&gt;
|_|  |_|\__,_|\___|_|\_\  \__|_| |_|\___| |_|    |_|\__,_|_| |_|\___|\__(_)&lt;br /&gt;
                                                                           &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Third Thurs, 8PM, Noisebridge, 2169 Mission St, SF, CA, Earth Prime&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
More info: http://nburl.net/5mof&lt;br /&gt;
Get here: http://nburl.net/gethere&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Submit your talk now! http://5mof.net/signup/&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                                                            1/13/14&lt;br /&gt;
                                                              -thex&lt;br /&gt;
                                                              #fort&lt;br /&gt;
                                                              &lt;br /&gt;
        Hardware h4x0r extradonaire, the hilaire.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
     Send b33r or b!tcoin to noisebridge, c/o #fort&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*/&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
// Number of segments (Shift Register * 8)&lt;br /&gt;
#define numOfRegisterPins 24&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
int SER_Pin = 8;   //pin 14 on the 75HC595&lt;br /&gt;
int RCLK_Pin = 9;  //pin 12 on the 75HC595&lt;br /&gt;
int SRCLK_Pin = 10; //pin 11 on the 75HC595&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
// Number of seconds to count from (5 minutes)&lt;br /&gt;
int counter = 301;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
boolean registers[numOfRegisterPins];&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
// Time has expired, count up&lt;br /&gt;
boolean timeUp = false;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
int segments[] = {1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 0, // 0&lt;br /&gt;
                  2, 4, 0, 0, 0, 0 ,0, // 1&lt;br /&gt;
                  1, 2, 3, 6, 7, 0, 0, // 2&lt;br /&gt;
                  1, 2, 3, 4 ,7, 0, 0, // 3&lt;br /&gt;
                  2, 3, 4, 5, 0, 0, 0, // 4&lt;br /&gt;
                  1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 0, 0, // 5&lt;br /&gt;
                  3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 0, 0, // 6&lt;br /&gt;
                  1, 2, 4, 0, 0, 0, 0, // 7&lt;br /&gt;
                  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, // 8 &lt;br /&gt;
                  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 0  // 9&lt;br /&gt;
                                       // A&lt;br /&gt;
                                       // B&lt;br /&gt;
                                       // C&lt;br /&gt;
                                       // D&lt;br /&gt;
                                       // E&lt;br /&gt;
                                     };// F&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
void setup()&lt;br /&gt;
{&lt;br /&gt;
  pinMode(SER_Pin, OUTPUT);&lt;br /&gt;
  pinMode(RCLK_Pin, OUTPUT);&lt;br /&gt;
  pinMode(SRCLK_Pin, OUTPUT);&lt;br /&gt;
}               &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
void loop()&lt;br /&gt;
{&lt;br /&gt;
  int minutes, seconds;&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  if (!timeUp)&lt;br /&gt;
  {  &lt;br /&gt;
    if(--counter &amp;lt; 0)&lt;br /&gt;
    {&lt;br /&gt;
      counter = 1;&lt;br /&gt;
      timeUp = true;&lt;br /&gt;
    }&lt;br /&gt;
  } else {&lt;br /&gt;
   &lt;br /&gt;
    if (++counter &amp;gt; 999)&lt;br /&gt;
    {&lt;br /&gt;
       // dome shizzle, with the nizzle&lt;br /&gt;
       n0153();&lt;br /&gt;
    }&lt;br /&gt;
  }&lt;br /&gt;
   &lt;br /&gt;
  minutes = floor(counter / 60);&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
  seconds = counter - (minutes * 60);&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
  setDigits(minutes * 100 + seconds);&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
  delay(1000);&lt;br /&gt;
}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
void setDigits(int num)&lt;br /&gt;
{&lt;br /&gt;
  int digit0, digit1, digit2;&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  clearRegisters();&lt;br /&gt;
  writeRegisters();&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  digit0 = num;&lt;br /&gt;
  while(digit0 &amp;gt;= 10)&lt;br /&gt;
    digit0 -= 10;&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  digit1 = (num - digit0) / 10;&lt;br /&gt;
  while(digit1 &amp;gt;= 10)&lt;br /&gt;
    digit1 -= 10;&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
  digit2 = (num - digit0 - digit1 * 10) / 100;&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
  setDigit(0, digit0);&lt;br /&gt;
  setDigit(1, digit1);&lt;br /&gt;
  setDigit(2, digit2);&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  writeRegisters();&lt;br /&gt;
}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
// Update individual digit with number&lt;br /&gt;
void setDigit(int digit, int num)&lt;br /&gt;
{&lt;br /&gt;
  // Determine register offset&lt;br /&gt;
  int offset = digit * 8;&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  // Determine num offset&lt;br /&gt;
  int numOff = num * 7;&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  // Set on segments HIGH&lt;br /&gt;
  for (int i = 0; i &amp;lt; 7; i++)&lt;br /&gt;
  {&lt;br /&gt;
    if (segments[i + numOff] &amp;gt; 0)&lt;br /&gt;
      registers[segments[i + numOff] + offset] = HIGH;&lt;br /&gt;
  }&lt;br /&gt;
}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
//set all register pins to LOW&lt;br /&gt;
void clearRegisters()&lt;br /&gt;
{&lt;br /&gt;
  for(int i = 0; i &amp;lt; numOfRegisterPins; i++)&lt;br /&gt;
    registers[i] = LOW;&lt;br /&gt;
} &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
//Set and display registers&lt;br /&gt;
//Only call AFTER all values are set how you would like (slow otherwise)&lt;br /&gt;
void writeRegisters()&lt;br /&gt;
{&lt;br /&gt;
  digitalWrite(RCLK_Pin, LOW);&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  for(int i = 0; i &amp;lt; numOfRegisterPins; i++)&lt;br /&gt;
  {&lt;br /&gt;
    digitalWrite(SRCLK_Pin, LOW);&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
    digitalWrite(SER_Pin, registers[i]);&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
    digitalWrite(SRCLK_Pin, HIGH);&lt;br /&gt;
  }&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
  digitalWrite(RCLK_Pin, HIGH);&lt;br /&gt;
}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
void n0153()&lt;br /&gt;
{&lt;br /&gt;
  while(true)&lt;br /&gt;
  {&lt;br /&gt;
    for (int i = 0; i &amp;lt; numOfRegisterPins; i++)&lt;br /&gt;
      registers[i] = random(2) &amp;gt; 0.5 ? HIGH : LOW;&lt;br /&gt;
    writeRegisters();&lt;br /&gt;
    delay(round(random(314)));&lt;br /&gt;
  }&lt;br /&gt;
}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Past 5MoFs==&lt;br /&gt;
=== 2013 ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2013_02_21 | 2013-02-21]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== 2012 ===&lt;br /&gt;
=== 2011 ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2011_01_20 | 2011-01-20]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== 2010 ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_01_21 | 2010-01-21]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_02_18 | 2010-02-18]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_03_18 | 2010-03-18]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_04_15 | 2010-04-15]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_05_20 | 2010-05-20]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_06_17 | 2010-06-17]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_07_15 | 2010-07-15]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_08_19 | 2010-08-19]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_09_16 | 2010-09-16]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_10_21 | 2010-10-21]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_11_18 | 2010-11-18]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_12_16 | 2010-12-16]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== 2009 ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-02-19 | 2009-02-19]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-03-19 | 2009-03-19]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-04-16 | 2009-04-16]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-05-21 | 2009-05-21]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-06-18 | 2009-06-18]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-07-16 | 2009-07-16]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-08-20 | 2009-08-20]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009-09-17 | 2009-09-17]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009_10_15 | 2009-10-15]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009_11_19 | 2009-11-19]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009_12_17 | 2009-12-17]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>67.170.233.125</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Five_Minutes_of_Fame&amp;diff=38137</id>
		<title>Five Minutes of Fame</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Five_Minutes_of_Fame&amp;diff=38137"/>
		<updated>2014-01-13T17:04:41Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;67.170.233.125: /* Thursday, September 20th, 8 PM, It&amp;#039;s on! Sign up! */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==What is it?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Five Minutes of Fame (5MoF) is an adaptation of CCC&#039;s Lightning Talks. Our implementation is ten five minute talks in an hour, with a short intermission so you can get another beer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Check out these 30 seconds of fame excerpts from May for a taste: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQUGQ3Plj-w&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==When and where does it happen?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Third Thursday of every month at 8pm, at Noisebridge, 2169 Mission St, San Francisco.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--- [[File:5MoF_flyer_111512.jpg|400px|right]] ---&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
=== Thursday, September 20th, 8 PM, It&#039;s on! [http://5mof.net/signup/ Sign up!]===&lt;br /&gt;
                           &lt;br /&gt;
As if you needed ANY reminder, Five Minutes of Fame is Noisebridge&#039;s ADD&lt;br /&gt;
show-and-tell, squashing octets of human awesomeness into an hour like &lt;br /&gt;
booleans in a packed byte.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font size=&amp;quot;4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;The next 5moF [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2014_01_16]]&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
   _  _   _____ __  __  ____  ______&lt;br /&gt;
 _| || |_| ____|  \/  |/ __ \|  ____| Noisebridge 8PM third Thursdays&lt;br /&gt;
|_  __  _| |__ | \  / | |  | | |__    Four Years of Childlike Wonder and&lt;br /&gt;
 _| || |_|___ \| |\/| | |  | |  __|   Adult Technological Themes in&lt;br /&gt;
|_  __  _|___) | |  | | |__| | |      San Francisco&#039;s 548th Finest&lt;br /&gt;
  |_||_| |____/|_|  |_|\____/|_|      Hacker Show and Tell.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 _    _            _      _   _            _____  _                  _   _ &lt;br /&gt;
| |  | |          | |    | | | |          |  __ \| |                | | | |&lt;br /&gt;
| |__| | __ _  ___| | __ | |_| |__   ___  | |__) | | __ _ _ __   ___| |_| |&lt;br /&gt;
|  __  |/ _` |/ __| |/ / | __| &#039;_ \ / _ \ |  ___/| |/ _` | &#039;_ \ / _ \ __| |&lt;br /&gt;
| |  | | (_| | (__|   &amp;lt;  | |_| | | |  __/ | |    | | (_| | | | |  __/ |_|_|&lt;br /&gt;
|_|  |_|\__,_|\___|_|\_\  \__|_| |_|\___| |_|    |_|\__,_|_| |_|\___|\__(_)&lt;br /&gt;
                                                                           &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Third Thurs, 8PM, Noisebridge, 2169 Mission St, SF, CA, Earth Prime&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
More info: http://nburl.net/5mof&lt;br /&gt;
Get here: http://nburl.net/gethere&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Submit your talk now! http://5mof.net/signup/&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Why are we doing this?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There are many reasons:&lt;br /&gt;
* It&#039;s great for people who are interested in what&#039;s going on at Noisebridge -- no need to sit through long lectures.&lt;br /&gt;
* Some people are working on projects that are not ready for a full 30 minute or hour long talk, but they want to get their ideas out. Maybe they need help, maybe they want to propose an idea to the Noisebridge community.&lt;br /&gt;
* Some people are shy to public speaking and want to practice without giving an &amp;quot;official&amp;quot; conference talk, which can be daunting. This is a great way to try it out, in a community of peers.&lt;br /&gt;
* San Francisco is the mecca for startups. If you&#039;re trying to sell your idea to someone, you need to be able to explain it in five minutes or less.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism#Law_of_Fives &amp;quot;The Law of Fives&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==How can I participate?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Events]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[http://5mof.net/signup/ Sign up to speak at 5 Minutes of Fame here!] ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Or just mail me at danny@spesh.com and I will put you on my secret spreadsheet. I will also mail you on the Monday before the event!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==How can I attend?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Just show up! 2169 Mission St, San Francisco&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We&#039;re located at:&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Getting Here|2169 Mission St]], San Francisco&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[http://www.openstreetmap.org/?mlat=37.762352&amp;amp;mlon=-122.419372&amp;amp;zoom=16 OpenStreetMap] - [http://maps.google.com/?q=2169+Mission+Street,+94110 Google Maps]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;2 blocks South of [[Getting_Here#Getting_Here_by_BART | 16th &amp;amp; Mission BART]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If for any reason you&#039;re unable to attend, you can usually watch it live on our [http://www.ustream.tv/user/noisebridge UStream Channel].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Other Questions==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Can anyone attend or speak?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;There are a limited number of slots for speakers, and members or regulars are given priority to speak about the projects they are working on. Although there are substitutes for people don&#039;t show, schedule early to be assured your 5MoF!&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What if I show up late?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;If you are giving a talk, please notify me so we can rearrange the schedule. If you want to see a talk that you&#039;re going to miss, find the person who gave it and chat with them for five minutes :)&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== CODE ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
/*&lt;br /&gt;
   _  _   _____ __  __  ____  ______&lt;br /&gt;
 _| || |_| ____|  \/  |/ __ \|  ____| Noisebridge 8PM third Thursdays&lt;br /&gt;
|_  __  _| |__ | \  / | |  | | |__    Four Years of Childlike Wonder and&lt;br /&gt;
 _| || |_|___ \| |\/| | |  | |  __|   Adult Technological Themes in&lt;br /&gt;
|_  __  _|___) | |  | | |__| | |      San Francisco&#039;s 548th Finest&lt;br /&gt;
  |_||_| |____/|_|  |_|\____/|_|      Hacker Show and Tell.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 _    _            _      _   _            _____  _                  _   _ &lt;br /&gt;
| |  | |          | |    | | | |          |  __ \| |                | | | |&lt;br /&gt;
| |__| | __ _  ___| | __ | |_| |__   ___  | |__) | | __ _ _ __   ___| |_| |&lt;br /&gt;
|  __  |/ _` |/ __| |/ / | __| &#039;_ \ / _ \ |  ___/| |/ _` | &#039;_ \ / _ \ __| |&lt;br /&gt;
| |  | | (_| | (__|   &amp;lt;  | |_| | | |  __/ | |    | | (_| | | | |  __/ |_|_|&lt;br /&gt;
|_|  |_|\__,_|\___|_|\_\  \__|_| |_|\___| |_|    |_|\__,_|_| |_|\___|\__(_)&lt;br /&gt;
                                                                           &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Third Thurs, 8PM, Noisebridge, 2169 Mission St, SF, CA, Earth Prime&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
More info: http://nburl.net/5mof&lt;br /&gt;
Get here: http://nburl.net/gethere&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Submit your talk now! http://5mof.net/signup/&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                                                            1/13/14&lt;br /&gt;
                                                              -thex&lt;br /&gt;
                                                              #fort&lt;br /&gt;
                                                              &lt;br /&gt;
        Hardware h4x0r extradonaire, the hilaire.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
     Send b33r or b!tcoin to noisebridge, c/o #fort&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*/&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
// Number of segments (Shift Register * 8)&lt;br /&gt;
#define numOfRegisterPins 24&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
int SER_Pin = 8;   //pin 14 on the 75HC595&lt;br /&gt;
int RCLK_Pin = 9;  //pin 12 on the 75HC595&lt;br /&gt;
int SRCLK_Pin = 10; //pin 11 on the 75HC595&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
// Number of seconds to count from (5 minutes)&lt;br /&gt;
int counter = 301;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
boolean registers[numOfRegisterPins];&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
// Time has expired, count up&lt;br /&gt;
boolean timeUp = false;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
int segments[] = {1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 0, // 0&lt;br /&gt;
                  2, 4, 0, 0, 0, 0 ,0, // 1&lt;br /&gt;
                  1, 2, 3, 6, 7, 0, 0, // 2&lt;br /&gt;
                  1, 2, 3, 4 ,7, 0, 0, // 3&lt;br /&gt;
                  2, 3, 4, 5, 0, 0, 0, // 4&lt;br /&gt;
                  1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 0, 0, // 5&lt;br /&gt;
                  3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 0, 0, // 6&lt;br /&gt;
                  1, 2, 4, 0, 0, 0, 0, // 7&lt;br /&gt;
                  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, // 8 &lt;br /&gt;
                  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 0  // 9&lt;br /&gt;
                                       // A&lt;br /&gt;
                                       // B&lt;br /&gt;
                                       // C&lt;br /&gt;
                                       // D&lt;br /&gt;
                                       // E&lt;br /&gt;
                                     };// F&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
void setup()&lt;br /&gt;
{&lt;br /&gt;
  pinMode(SER_Pin, OUTPUT);&lt;br /&gt;
  pinMode(RCLK_Pin, OUTPUT);&lt;br /&gt;
  pinMode(SRCLK_Pin, OUTPUT);&lt;br /&gt;
}               &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
void loop()&lt;br /&gt;
{&lt;br /&gt;
  int minutes, seconds;&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  if (!timeUp)&lt;br /&gt;
  {  &lt;br /&gt;
    if(--counter &amp;lt; 0)&lt;br /&gt;
    {&lt;br /&gt;
      counter = 1;&lt;br /&gt;
      timeUp = true;&lt;br /&gt;
    }&lt;br /&gt;
  } else {&lt;br /&gt;
   &lt;br /&gt;
    if (++counter &amp;gt; 999)&lt;br /&gt;
    {&lt;br /&gt;
       // dome shizzle, with the nizzle&lt;br /&gt;
       n0153();&lt;br /&gt;
    }&lt;br /&gt;
  }&lt;br /&gt;
   &lt;br /&gt;
  minutes = floor(counter / 60);&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
  seconds = counter - (minutes * 60);&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
  setDigits(minutes * 100 + seconds);&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
  delay(1000);&lt;br /&gt;
}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
void setDigits(int num)&lt;br /&gt;
{&lt;br /&gt;
  int digit0, digit1, digit2;&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  clearRegisters();&lt;br /&gt;
  writeRegisters();&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  digit0 = num;&lt;br /&gt;
  while(digit0 &amp;gt;= 10)&lt;br /&gt;
    digit0 -= 10;&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  digit1 = (num - digit0) / 10;&lt;br /&gt;
  while(digit1 &amp;gt;= 10)&lt;br /&gt;
    digit1 -= 10;&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
  digit2 = (num - digit0 - digit1 * 10) / 100;&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
  setDigit(0, digit0);&lt;br /&gt;
  setDigit(1, digit1);&lt;br /&gt;
  setDigit(2, digit2);&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  writeRegisters();&lt;br /&gt;
}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
// Update individual digit with number&lt;br /&gt;
void setDigit(int digit, int num)&lt;br /&gt;
{&lt;br /&gt;
  // Determine register offset&lt;br /&gt;
  int offset = digit * 8;&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  // Determine num offset&lt;br /&gt;
  int numOff = num * 7;&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  // Set on segments HIGH&lt;br /&gt;
  for (int i = 0; i &amp;lt; 7; i++)&lt;br /&gt;
  {&lt;br /&gt;
    if (segments[i + numOff] &amp;gt; 0)&lt;br /&gt;
      registers[segments[i + numOff] + offset] = HIGH;&lt;br /&gt;
  }&lt;br /&gt;
}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
//set all register pins to LOW&lt;br /&gt;
void clearRegisters()&lt;br /&gt;
{&lt;br /&gt;
  for(int i = 0; i &amp;lt; numOfRegisterPins; i++)&lt;br /&gt;
    registers[i] = LOW;&lt;br /&gt;
} &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
//Set and display registers&lt;br /&gt;
//Only call AFTER all values are set how you would like (slow otherwise)&lt;br /&gt;
void writeRegisters()&lt;br /&gt;
{&lt;br /&gt;
  digitalWrite(RCLK_Pin, LOW);&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  for(int i = 0; i &amp;lt; numOfRegisterPins; i++)&lt;br /&gt;
  {&lt;br /&gt;
    digitalWrite(SRCLK_Pin, LOW);&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
    digitalWrite(SER_Pin, registers[i]);&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
    digitalWrite(SRCLK_Pin, HIGH);&lt;br /&gt;
  }&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
  digitalWrite(RCLK_Pin, HIGH);&lt;br /&gt;
}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
void n0153()&lt;br /&gt;
{&lt;br /&gt;
  while(true)&lt;br /&gt;
  {&lt;br /&gt;
    for (int i = 0; i &amp;lt; numOfRegisterPins; i++)&lt;br /&gt;
      registers[i] = random(2) &amp;gt; 0.5 ? HIGH : LOW;&lt;br /&gt;
    writeRegisters();&lt;br /&gt;
    delay(round(random(314)));&lt;br /&gt;
  }&lt;br /&gt;
}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Past 5MoFs==&lt;br /&gt;
=== 2013 ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2013_02_21 | 2013-02-21]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== 2012 ===&lt;br /&gt;
=== 2011 ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2011_01_20 | 2011-01-20]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== 2010 ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_01_21 | 2010-01-21]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_02_18 | 2010-02-18]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_03_18 | 2010-03-18]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_04_15 | 2010-04-15]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_05_20 | 2010-05-20]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_06_17 | 2010-06-17]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_07_15 | 2010-07-15]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_08_19 | 2010-08-19]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_09_16 | 2010-09-16]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_10_21 | 2010-10-21]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_11_18 | 2010-11-18]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_12_16 | 2010-12-16]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== 2009 ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-02-19 | 2009-02-19]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-03-19 | 2009-03-19]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-04-16 | 2009-04-16]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-05-21 | 2009-05-21]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-06-18 | 2009-06-18]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-07-16 | 2009-07-16]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-08-20 | 2009-08-20]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009-09-17 | 2009-09-17]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009_10_15 | 2009-10-15]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009_11_19 | 2009-11-19]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009_12_17 | 2009-12-17]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>67.170.233.125</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Five_Minutes_of_Fame&amp;diff=38136</id>
		<title>Five Minutes of Fame</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Five_Minutes_of_Fame&amp;diff=38136"/>
		<updated>2014-01-13T17:03:58Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;67.170.233.125: /* Thursday, September 20th, 8 PM, It&amp;#039;s on! Sign up! */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==What is it?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Five Minutes of Fame (5MoF) is an adaptation of CCC&#039;s Lightning Talks. Our implementation is ten five minute talks in an hour, with a short intermission so you can get another beer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Check out these 30 seconds of fame excerpts from May for a taste: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQUGQ3Plj-w&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==When and where does it happen?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Third Thursday of every month at 8pm, at Noisebridge, 2169 Mission St, San Francisco.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--- [[File:5MoF_flyer_111512.jpg|400px|right]] ---&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
=== Thursday, September 20th, 8 PM, It&#039;s on! [http://5mof.net/signup/ Sign up!]===&lt;br /&gt;
                           &lt;br /&gt;
As if you needed ANY reminder, Five Minutes of Fame is Noisebridge&#039;s ADD&lt;br /&gt;
show-and-tell, squashing octets of human awesomeness into an hour like &lt;br /&gt;
booleans in a packed byte.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font size=&amp;quot;4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;The next 5moF [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2014_01_14]]&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
   _  _   _____ __  __  ____  ______&lt;br /&gt;
 _| || |_| ____|  \/  |/ __ \|  ____| Noisebridge 8PM third Thursdays&lt;br /&gt;
|_  __  _| |__ | \  / | |  | | |__    Four Years of Childlike Wonder and&lt;br /&gt;
 _| || |_|___ \| |\/| | |  | |  __|   Adult Technological Themes in&lt;br /&gt;
|_  __  _|___) | |  | | |__| | |      San Francisco&#039;s 548th Finest&lt;br /&gt;
  |_||_| |____/|_|  |_|\____/|_|      Hacker Show and Tell.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 _    _            _      _   _            _____  _                  _   _ &lt;br /&gt;
| |  | |          | |    | | | |          |  __ \| |                | | | |&lt;br /&gt;
| |__| | __ _  ___| | __ | |_| |__   ___  | |__) | | __ _ _ __   ___| |_| |&lt;br /&gt;
|  __  |/ _` |/ __| |/ / | __| &#039;_ \ / _ \ |  ___/| |/ _` | &#039;_ \ / _ \ __| |&lt;br /&gt;
| |  | | (_| | (__|   &amp;lt;  | |_| | | |  __/ | |    | | (_| | | | |  __/ |_|_|&lt;br /&gt;
|_|  |_|\__,_|\___|_|\_\  \__|_| |_|\___| |_|    |_|\__,_|_| |_|\___|\__(_)&lt;br /&gt;
                                                                           &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Third Thurs, 8PM, Noisebridge, 2169 Mission St, SF, CA, Earth Prime&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
More info: http://nburl.net/5mof&lt;br /&gt;
Get here: http://nburl.net/gethere&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Submit your talk now! http://5mof.net/signup/&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Why are we doing this?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There are many reasons:&lt;br /&gt;
* It&#039;s great for people who are interested in what&#039;s going on at Noisebridge -- no need to sit through long lectures.&lt;br /&gt;
* Some people are working on projects that are not ready for a full 30 minute or hour long talk, but they want to get their ideas out. Maybe they need help, maybe they want to propose an idea to the Noisebridge community.&lt;br /&gt;
* Some people are shy to public speaking and want to practice without giving an &amp;quot;official&amp;quot; conference talk, which can be daunting. This is a great way to try it out, in a community of peers.&lt;br /&gt;
* San Francisco is the mecca for startups. If you&#039;re trying to sell your idea to someone, you need to be able to explain it in five minutes or less.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism#Law_of_Fives &amp;quot;The Law of Fives&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==How can I participate?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Events]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[http://5mof.net/signup/ Sign up to speak at 5 Minutes of Fame here!] ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Or just mail me at danny@spesh.com and I will put you on my secret spreadsheet. I will also mail you on the Monday before the event!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==How can I attend?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Just show up! 2169 Mission St, San Francisco&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We&#039;re located at:&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Getting Here|2169 Mission St]], San Francisco&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[http://www.openstreetmap.org/?mlat=37.762352&amp;amp;mlon=-122.419372&amp;amp;zoom=16 OpenStreetMap] - [http://maps.google.com/?q=2169+Mission+Street,+94110 Google Maps]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;2 blocks South of [[Getting_Here#Getting_Here_by_BART | 16th &amp;amp; Mission BART]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If for any reason you&#039;re unable to attend, you can usually watch it live on our [http://www.ustream.tv/user/noisebridge UStream Channel].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Other Questions==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Can anyone attend or speak?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;There are a limited number of slots for speakers, and members or regulars are given priority to speak about the projects they are working on. Although there are substitutes for people don&#039;t show, schedule early to be assured your 5MoF!&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What if I show up late?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;If you are giving a talk, please notify me so we can rearrange the schedule. If you want to see a talk that you&#039;re going to miss, find the person who gave it and chat with them for five minutes :)&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== CODE ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
/*&lt;br /&gt;
   _  _   _____ __  __  ____  ______&lt;br /&gt;
 _| || |_| ____|  \/  |/ __ \|  ____| Noisebridge 8PM third Thursdays&lt;br /&gt;
|_  __  _| |__ | \  / | |  | | |__    Four Years of Childlike Wonder and&lt;br /&gt;
 _| || |_|___ \| |\/| | |  | |  __|   Adult Technological Themes in&lt;br /&gt;
|_  __  _|___) | |  | | |__| | |      San Francisco&#039;s 548th Finest&lt;br /&gt;
  |_||_| |____/|_|  |_|\____/|_|      Hacker Show and Tell.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 _    _            _      _   _            _____  _                  _   _ &lt;br /&gt;
| |  | |          | |    | | | |          |  __ \| |                | | | |&lt;br /&gt;
| |__| | __ _  ___| | __ | |_| |__   ___  | |__) | | __ _ _ __   ___| |_| |&lt;br /&gt;
|  __  |/ _` |/ __| |/ / | __| &#039;_ \ / _ \ |  ___/| |/ _` | &#039;_ \ / _ \ __| |&lt;br /&gt;
| |  | | (_| | (__|   &amp;lt;  | |_| | | |  __/ | |    | | (_| | | | |  __/ |_|_|&lt;br /&gt;
|_|  |_|\__,_|\___|_|\_\  \__|_| |_|\___| |_|    |_|\__,_|_| |_|\___|\__(_)&lt;br /&gt;
                                                                           &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Third Thurs, 8PM, Noisebridge, 2169 Mission St, SF, CA, Earth Prime&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
More info: http://nburl.net/5mof&lt;br /&gt;
Get here: http://nburl.net/gethere&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Submit your talk now! http://5mof.net/signup/&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                                                            1/13/14&lt;br /&gt;
                                                              -thex&lt;br /&gt;
                                                              #fort&lt;br /&gt;
                                                              &lt;br /&gt;
        Hardware h4x0r extradonaire, the hilaire.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
     Send b33r or b!tcoin to noisebridge, c/o #fort&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*/&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
// Number of segments (Shift Register * 8)&lt;br /&gt;
#define numOfRegisterPins 24&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
int SER_Pin = 8;   //pin 14 on the 75HC595&lt;br /&gt;
int RCLK_Pin = 9;  //pin 12 on the 75HC595&lt;br /&gt;
int SRCLK_Pin = 10; //pin 11 on the 75HC595&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
// Number of seconds to count from (5 minutes)&lt;br /&gt;
int counter = 301;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
boolean registers[numOfRegisterPins];&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
// Time has expired, count up&lt;br /&gt;
boolean timeUp = false;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
int segments[] = {1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 0, // 0&lt;br /&gt;
                  2, 4, 0, 0, 0, 0 ,0, // 1&lt;br /&gt;
                  1, 2, 3, 6, 7, 0, 0, // 2&lt;br /&gt;
                  1, 2, 3, 4 ,7, 0, 0, // 3&lt;br /&gt;
                  2, 3, 4, 5, 0, 0, 0, // 4&lt;br /&gt;
                  1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 0, 0, // 5&lt;br /&gt;
                  3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 0, 0, // 6&lt;br /&gt;
                  1, 2, 4, 0, 0, 0, 0, // 7&lt;br /&gt;
                  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, // 8 &lt;br /&gt;
                  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 0  // 9&lt;br /&gt;
                                       // A&lt;br /&gt;
                                       // B&lt;br /&gt;
                                       // C&lt;br /&gt;
                                       // D&lt;br /&gt;
                                       // E&lt;br /&gt;
                                     };// F&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
void setup()&lt;br /&gt;
{&lt;br /&gt;
  pinMode(SER_Pin, OUTPUT);&lt;br /&gt;
  pinMode(RCLK_Pin, OUTPUT);&lt;br /&gt;
  pinMode(SRCLK_Pin, OUTPUT);&lt;br /&gt;
}               &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
void loop()&lt;br /&gt;
{&lt;br /&gt;
  int minutes, seconds;&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  if (!timeUp)&lt;br /&gt;
  {  &lt;br /&gt;
    if(--counter &amp;lt; 0)&lt;br /&gt;
    {&lt;br /&gt;
      counter = 1;&lt;br /&gt;
      timeUp = true;&lt;br /&gt;
    }&lt;br /&gt;
  } else {&lt;br /&gt;
   &lt;br /&gt;
    if (++counter &amp;gt; 999)&lt;br /&gt;
    {&lt;br /&gt;
       // dome shizzle, with the nizzle&lt;br /&gt;
       n0153();&lt;br /&gt;
    }&lt;br /&gt;
  }&lt;br /&gt;
   &lt;br /&gt;
  minutes = floor(counter / 60);&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
  seconds = counter - (minutes * 60);&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
  setDigits(minutes * 100 + seconds);&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
  delay(1000);&lt;br /&gt;
}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
void setDigits(int num)&lt;br /&gt;
{&lt;br /&gt;
  int digit0, digit1, digit2;&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  clearRegisters();&lt;br /&gt;
  writeRegisters();&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  digit0 = num;&lt;br /&gt;
  while(digit0 &amp;gt;= 10)&lt;br /&gt;
    digit0 -= 10;&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  digit1 = (num - digit0) / 10;&lt;br /&gt;
  while(digit1 &amp;gt;= 10)&lt;br /&gt;
    digit1 -= 10;&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
  digit2 = (num - digit0 - digit1 * 10) / 100;&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
  setDigit(0, digit0);&lt;br /&gt;
  setDigit(1, digit1);&lt;br /&gt;
  setDigit(2, digit2);&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  writeRegisters();&lt;br /&gt;
}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
// Update individual digit with number&lt;br /&gt;
void setDigit(int digit, int num)&lt;br /&gt;
{&lt;br /&gt;
  // Determine register offset&lt;br /&gt;
  int offset = digit * 8;&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  // Determine num offset&lt;br /&gt;
  int numOff = num * 7;&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  // Set on segments HIGH&lt;br /&gt;
  for (int i = 0; i &amp;lt; 7; i++)&lt;br /&gt;
  {&lt;br /&gt;
    if (segments[i + numOff] &amp;gt; 0)&lt;br /&gt;
      registers[segments[i + numOff] + offset] = HIGH;&lt;br /&gt;
  }&lt;br /&gt;
}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
//set all register pins to LOW&lt;br /&gt;
void clearRegisters()&lt;br /&gt;
{&lt;br /&gt;
  for(int i = 0; i &amp;lt; numOfRegisterPins; i++)&lt;br /&gt;
    registers[i] = LOW;&lt;br /&gt;
} &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
//Set and display registers&lt;br /&gt;
//Only call AFTER all values are set how you would like (slow otherwise)&lt;br /&gt;
void writeRegisters()&lt;br /&gt;
{&lt;br /&gt;
  digitalWrite(RCLK_Pin, LOW);&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  for(int i = 0; i &amp;lt; numOfRegisterPins; i++)&lt;br /&gt;
  {&lt;br /&gt;
    digitalWrite(SRCLK_Pin, LOW);&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
    digitalWrite(SER_Pin, registers[i]);&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
    digitalWrite(SRCLK_Pin, HIGH);&lt;br /&gt;
  }&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
  digitalWrite(RCLK_Pin, HIGH);&lt;br /&gt;
}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
void n0153()&lt;br /&gt;
{&lt;br /&gt;
  while(true)&lt;br /&gt;
  {&lt;br /&gt;
    for (int i = 0; i &amp;lt; numOfRegisterPins; i++)&lt;br /&gt;
      registers[i] = random(2) &amp;gt; 0.5 ? HIGH : LOW;&lt;br /&gt;
    writeRegisters();&lt;br /&gt;
    delay(round(random(314)));&lt;br /&gt;
  }&lt;br /&gt;
}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Past 5MoFs==&lt;br /&gt;
=== 2013 ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2013_02_21 | 2013-02-21]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== 2012 ===&lt;br /&gt;
=== 2011 ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2011_01_20 | 2011-01-20]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== 2010 ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_01_21 | 2010-01-21]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_02_18 | 2010-02-18]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_03_18 | 2010-03-18]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_04_15 | 2010-04-15]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_05_20 | 2010-05-20]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_06_17 | 2010-06-17]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_07_15 | 2010-07-15]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_08_19 | 2010-08-19]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_09_16 | 2010-09-16]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_10_21 | 2010-10-21]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_11_18 | 2010-11-18]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_12_16 | 2010-12-16]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== 2009 ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-02-19 | 2009-02-19]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-03-19 | 2009-03-19]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-04-16 | 2009-04-16]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-05-21 | 2009-05-21]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-06-18 | 2009-06-18]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-07-16 | 2009-07-16]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-08-20 | 2009-08-20]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009-09-17 | 2009-09-17]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009_10_15 | 2009-10-15]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009_11_19 | 2009-11-19]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009_12_17 | 2009-12-17]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>67.170.233.125</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Bridge&amp;diff=37745</id>
		<title>Bridge</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Bridge&amp;diff=37745"/>
		<updated>2014-01-04T23:25:18Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;67.170.233.125: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:220px-BrnBld_BridgeLayout.svg.png|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The bridge [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridge_%28nautical%29] of a ship is the room or platform from which the ship can be commanded. When a ship is underway the bridge is manned by an OOW (officer of the watch) aided usually by an AB (able seaman) acting as lookout. During critical maneuvers the captain will be on the bridge supported, perhaps, by an OOW as an extra set of hands, an AB on the wheel and sometimes a pilot if required.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Further definition coming, in the meantime https://noisebridge.net/wiki/Talk:Bridge#IRC_.5Bdrama.5D_.23noisebridge&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== History ==&lt;br /&gt;
The &amp;quot;Bridge&amp;quot; is an evolution of continuing excellent [[CHAOS]] at noisebridge, and has become the corner of [[Spacebridge]], [[Fort]] &amp;amp; [[HiR]]. The &amp;quot;Bridge&amp;quot; is intended to be an experimental platform for exploring the future of hack space. The &amp;quot;Bridge&amp;quot; quickly evolved over a week starting with [[30c3]] as we ended the year known as 2013. Since that time it has continued to evolve into a ambitious and controversial point of intrigue, speculation and [[CHAOS]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Facets ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Can Haz Cheesburger? ===&lt;br /&gt;
...a story on nice things&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Projects ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Spacebridge]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Fort]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[3DPrintBeginners]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Controvesy ==&lt;br /&gt;
argh&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>67.170.233.125</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Censorship&amp;diff=37716</id>
		<title>Censorship</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Censorship&amp;diff=37716"/>
		<updated>2014-01-03T08:13:46Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;67.170.233.125: chill bro&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;No.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>67.170.233.125</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Censorship&amp;diff=37684</id>
		<title>Censorship</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Censorship&amp;diff=37684"/>
		<updated>2014-01-02T17:25:40Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;67.170.233.125: Replaced content with &amp;quot;Stop making Noisebridge look like a horde of pedantic loons.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Stop making Noisebridge look like a horde of pedantic loons.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>67.170.233.125</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Hacker_Aquarium&amp;diff=37667</id>
		<title>Hacker Aquarium</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Hacker_Aquarium&amp;diff=37667"/>
		<updated>2014-01-02T09:14:37Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;67.170.233.125: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;nope. you&#039;re not even allowed in the space. go away.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>67.170.233.125</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Hacker_Aquarium&amp;diff=37585</id>
		<title>Hacker Aquarium</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Hacker_Aquarium&amp;diff=37585"/>
		<updated>2014-01-01T01:01:58Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;67.170.233.125: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Nooooooope.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>67.170.233.125</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Quotes&amp;diff=37483</id>
		<title>Quotes</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Quotes&amp;diff=37483"/>
		<updated>2013-12-30T18:48:49Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;67.170.233.125: Undo revision 37474 by 199.241.200.45 (talk)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;When someone says something outrageously funny or weird, it goes on the memorable quotes list or it gets the hose again. &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Most recent are on top.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;johny radio&#039;&#039;&#039;: Personally, I really do NOT see what structural nihilism has to do with hacking. Strucural nihilism seems like the OPPOSITE of hacking. Might be partly due to concerns about surveillance. The Sun Tzu &amp;quot;be formless&amp;quot; thing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Tom&#039;&#039;&#039;: I do not know of any problems which cannot be solved by sufficiently advanced bureaucratese wordsmithing. It&#039;s pretty much my only marketable skill, so I might be biased.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Charlie&#039;&#039;&#039;: You&#039;re reinforcing hegemonic domination on a number of levels. I&#039;d assume any feminist scholar would agree.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Tom&#039;&#039;&#039;: I know, right: Tom calling someone annoying and abrasive, that&#039;s rich!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;gardner&#039;&#039;&#039;: After learning about the space-access and membership changes I went to a weekly meeting and learned how nb has been hemorrhaging excellence lately, with many members moving to Berlin.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;StrangeCharm&#039;&#039;&#039;: yesac: Everything is terrible.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;StrangeCharm&#039;&#039;&#039;: That&#039;s really the takeaway here.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;StrangeCharm was demoted from operator by StrangeCharm.&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;jeffreyatw&#039;&#039;&#039;: one weird trick for being more in harmony with nature&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jeffreyatw&#039;&#039;&#039;: get off the internet&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;jerkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: i need to make a radio transmitter to shoot onto a raccoon from an arrow&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: I haven&#039;t upgraded since 1982.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Drew&#039;&#039;&#039;: [I] Would like to add &amp;quot;trolling&amp;quot; to harassment policy&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;jake&#039;&#039;&#039;: (at the end of a thousand-word email) P.S. the typo was on purpose to see if you were paying attention.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: You also have to be aware that I do not think you can legally live in San Francisco and be a sex offender.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;TravisWellman.com&#039;&#039;&#039;: I recommend anyone selling anything for cash get a photo of the buyer&#039;s ID.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;netik&#039;&#039;&#039;: It&#039;s downright impossible to implement traffic shaping when the traffic is asymmetrically loaded and you do not control the other end of the link.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jake&#039;&#039;&#039;: hey man just because you can&#039;t do it doesn&#039;t mean it can&#039;t be done.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: so wait is noisebridge finally imploding&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;froggytoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: no&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: darn&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: i looove drama that im not involved in&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;teratoma&#039;&#039;&#039;: i isued a pull request to the cygnite guy to delete everything&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;teratoma&#039;&#039;&#039;: he probably wont accept it&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;LinkReincarnate&#039;&#039;&#039;: I am tired of the anti police bias at Noisebridge.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;pryankster&#039;&#039;&#039;: Although my bachelors degree is in Math/Computer Science I have always felt that language should express ideas accurately. So I can state definitively that there is no such thing as a Sleep Hacker.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;mala&#039;&#039;&#039;: you can always just kind of defend yourself by going &amp;quot;no, i&#039;m just hacking this sandwich&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: THE FIRST LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS IS YOU ARE ON FIRE.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;martin&#039;&#039;&#039;: I told him again I still don&#039;t know of anyone that&#039;s around who works on the TOR node but I will certainly &#039;&#039;relay&#039;&#039; the message.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;jerkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: cnc mills have been around for many years, it&#039;s the hackers who need to be improved&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Snail&#039;&#039;&#039;: My only consolation is this literal pile of bacon I am eating.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Velyks&#039;&#039;&#039;: London hackspace has now put advisory stickers over the taps explaining that the water contains water.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Velyks&#039;&#039;&#039;: Known pesticide solvent and responsible for thousands of deaths each year&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;eqe&#039;&#039;&#039;: Those who would give up source code to obtain a little temporary usability will get neither safety nor usability.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;letigre&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m fairly new to the scene myself but have already learned the reality that we have to protect ourselves by being selective about the people we surround ourselves with.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;malaclyps&#039;&#039;&#039;: SuperQ_ drops his &amp;quot;rm -rf kitchen&amp;quot; BOMBSHELL&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;StrangeCharm&#039;&#039;&#039;: Wow, these mailing-list threads are totally over the top.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;danny&#039;&#039;&#039;: OH GOD YES THE POWER WHY DID I EVER DOUBT AL BILLINGS?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;lizzard&#039;&#039;&#039;: Everyone forgets the feminist cabal&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;LinkReincarnate&#039;&#039;&#039;: Who am I indeed you neckbearded fuck.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m not critical, It&#039;s just a little whack&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;zv_&#039;&#039;&#039;: Homeless robots may be exempt from jj&#039;s judgement&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;lpb&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisebot: tell harrison about compassion&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: lpb: I never heard of compassion :(&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;: I just loved seeing crackheads in 16 st wearing OSCON 09 shirts&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: I can&#039;t believe that someone pooped in the space and it wasn&#039;t me.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: rubin: I am sortof shocked as well.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;: c++ is the neo-liberalism statement of the corporate technocrats.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;unixjazz&#039;&#039;&#039;: how about java?!?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;: Java is the CIA killing Sanidistas and Tupamaros in South America.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: A semen tank doesn&#039;t sound very useful on the battlefield.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac&#039;&#039;&#039;: we have to get Mitch to shit in every hackerspace ever&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;zonk1024&#039;&#039;&#039;: Anyone have a lead on a relatively cheap, relatively nice place in the mission for rent?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;hybrid oogle/hipster in the library&#039;&#039;&#039;: (upon being woken up and asked to sleep elsewhere) You and your analytic bullshit.  Fuck your ones and zeros!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;harvy&#039;&#039;&#039;: hello?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac_&#039;&#039;&#039;: EHLO &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: Hello and welcome to the enrichment center.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Dean Mao&#039;&#039;&#039;: those people didn&#039;t even look like hackers&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;froggtoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: tunnel digging?  someone making a subway?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;froggtoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: subways are like diy 4d printing&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;teratoma&#039;&#039;&#039;:  moxie just biked by me in the dark. no light. no helmet&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jerkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: he doesn&#039;t want the government to get him&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;froggytoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: you have to be paid a developers wages to eat like a carney in this town.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;mischief&#039;&#039;&#039;: okc never got me any booty&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: mischief: That&#039;s because you list Plan9 in your profile.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mischief&#039;&#039;&#039;: :&amp;lt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mischief&#039;&#039;&#039;: help me&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: wuw&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: a girl just can&#039;t compare to GCC&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: Theres only one kind of tan I care about&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: and the tan that most girls on OKC have can&#039;t relate the angle derived from the lengths of the opposite to adjascent side&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: i say live proud with the plan9 fandom mischief&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: if a girl can&#039;t dig your evidently superior taste in monolithic kernel architectures, then whatever with that.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;rachel lyra&#039;&#039;&#039;: I remember the insane depredations of the Noisebridge Couch Liberation Front, and it was only through a series of intricate negotiations that the current truce was reached. Be wary. The CLF could switch sides and deliver 1000 couches to your home if you piss them off.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*The question is, why are bugs shooting bullets at me?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Crutcher&#039;&#039;&#039;: To teach you about fractions!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: the man with the aggression of uriel without the wisdom, the aristocracy of linus without the legacy and humility of mitt romney without the hot wife.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: worried that he will slip deeper and deeper into irrelevancy &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: he is &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: Theo De Raadt&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: I am appalled and ashamed that I was ever associated with the space to begin with.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;teratoma&#039;&#039;&#039;: i think the frozen rats in my freezer are going bad&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;: Am I crazy for wanting a bike for hire. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;: ?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: gnusosa: That would be a facinating hipster trend.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Your primary bike made to look just like it came from a bike share program from another part of the world.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;: No, I don&#039;t want to be a hipster. I just want a bike like that. I really like the shape. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;: :( &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: That&#039;s what all hipsters say. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;tlalexander&#039;&#039;&#039;: the organization cannot actually be truly anarchist without quickly getting booted from SF. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;dj_ryan&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;ll have you know MY anal muscles are decidedly NOT SMOOTH&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: php is the twilight of programming languages&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: froggytoad: Want to go to Minneapolis for a Grimes concert in October?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;froggytoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: sure, if it doesn&#039;t conflict with the mini maker faire.  in oakland.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Mini Maker Faire in Oakland, is that where you 3D print a mugging?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: i thought the man was preventing me from ircing&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: turns out I just dont know what a pagedown is&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;malaclyps&#039;&#039;&#039;: Rob Pike, like everyone else you know, is a file&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;:  wiretapped: I&#039;m doing Advanced Vim usage and Free Software as a change platform in Latino America.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;:  wiretapped: In hackmeet&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;:  is that one talk or two? :)&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;:  wiretapped: two &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;:  &amp;quot;Vim: a platform for social change&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;:  wiretapped: That would be awesome. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;mischief&#039;&#039;&#039;:  hahahahaha&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;:  &amp;quot;Life is like a visual line mode. We must insert and go back to edit mode if we want to succeed.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;casey&#039;&#039;&#039;: Go back to Plan9, hipster.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: stopped at home depot to make repairs&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: getting back underway now&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac&#039;&#039;&#039;: it was funny, latitude said y&#039;all were stopped at the CHP parking lot for hours. figured that was a bad sign &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dj_ryan&#039;&#039;&#039;: repairz? AMG&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;malaclyps&#039;&#039;&#039;: okay we need to repurpose that latitude for tracking the ponybus&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: I wonder how hard it would be to reshoot Rocky Horror, cast entirely with monkeys&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac&#039;&#039;&#039;: aestetix: what channel are you actually in?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;synx&#039;&#039;&#039;: wsargent lets start a startup&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;synx&#039;&#039;&#039;: that delivers tarballs on the web&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;synx&#039;&#039;&#039;: click files, download compressed&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;[09:37am] cynthia joined the chat room.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;[09:37am] cynthia left the chat room. (&amp;quot;goodbye forever&amp;quot;)&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Snail&#039;&#039;&#039;: On side-channels to defeat web mazes &amp;quot;You could probably own Dreamhost pretty easily...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: i wonder how many Mormons typo their church name and call each other Morons.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Tom&#039;&#039;&#039;: After all the digits of pi, I&#039;m going to add a comment that says, &amp;quot;I see what you did there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Tom&#039;&#039;&#039;: So that we have all the digits of pi in a file.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;miloh&#039;&#039;&#039;: 35 dollars is enough to ensure your cryptographic randomness. Entropy is guaranteed.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;ditzydoo&#039;&#039;&#039;: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/31434/1/Pinkie-Pie-Turns-Into-Rainbow-Dash%27s-Pubic-Hair/Kinaidographos &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: [Link Info] title: Kinaidographos &amp;gt; Pinkie Pie Turns Into Rainbow Dash&#039;s Pubic Hair - FIMFiction.net &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;ditzydoo&#039;&#039;&#039; wrong window.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: they&#039;re all wondering how long it will take before someone notices they&#039;re jerking off in the bathroom&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: wsargent: i dunno i can pump one out really fast but i take a long time to take a shit sooo&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: just be sure to explain that to everyone and you&#039;ll be fine&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: HEY GUYS IM NOT JERKING OFF I JUST HAVE POOPER PROBLEMS OK TIA *shuts door, loud rhythmic grunts emerge, door opens* I TOOK A VIDEO IN CASE ANY OF YOU GUYS DONT BELIEVE ME PLUS I DIDNT FLUSH SO YOU HAVE MORE PROOF&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: ...&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: OH AND I DIDNT WIPE, JUST ONE MORE PIECE OF EVIDENCE *drops pants, spreads ass cheeks*&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: actually that probably wouldnt get me 86d but it would generate a 30 message thread on nb-discuss in which someone unironically invokes a fecal version of godwin, calling another nb-er &amp;quot;literally shitler&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: hirrarrious&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dj_ryan&#039;&#039;&#039;: shitler?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dj_ryan&#039;&#039;&#039;: that is fucking fantastic&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: please someone put that up on the quotes page&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: I can&#039;t do it right now, I locked myself out&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: my faberge beozar would probably then get &amp;quot;upcycled&amp;quot; into an organic coffee filter&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: ... faberge bezoar?!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: faberge eggs are pretty big right?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: anyways and with that the noisebridge &amp;quot;circle of life&amp;quot; would be complete&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;snail&#039;&#039;&#039;: PHP is a recursive acryonym. It stands for Probably Hacked PHP.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Actually, I&#039;m more concerned about the reuse of the name &amp;quot;Ass&amp;quot;. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Reusing machine names is totally bad luck.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;david415&#039;&#039;&#039;: your shit-eating grin tells me you don&#039;t understand&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Cobalt&#039;&#039;&#039;: Some of us don&#039;t use banks&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas:&#039;&#039;&#039; omfg - prometheus is coming out in two weeks&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mrfb:&#039;&#039;&#039; oh shit&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mrfb:&#039;&#039;&#039; wait why does belgium, france, and switzerland get it a week early&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani:&#039;&#039;&#039; so people can pirate it faster?&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[User:Rubin110|&#039;&#039;&#039;Rubin Starset&#039;&#039;&#039;]]: Show me, on me, where the bad person touched you.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;[[User:Rubin110|&#039;&#039;&#039;Rubin Starset&#039;&#039;&#039;]]: How long are you guys in town for?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;[[User:Rubin110|&#039;&#039;&#039;Rubin Starset&#039;&#039;&#039;]]: Whopes wrong window.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Noodles:&#039;&#039;&#039; Did I just watch someone smack some robot ass?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rayc:&#039;&#039;&#039; If Noisebridge didn&#039;t have oogling and trolling then it would be once again 100% unadulterated, as it started out; just on a bigger level.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hipe:&#039;&#039;&#039; Everyone&#039;s crazy at Noisebridge.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac:&#039;&#039;&#039; dr_jesus: some kind of frankenbootrom you&#039;re writing. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac:&#039;&#039;&#039; i pity the poor sod who has to debug it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus:&#039;&#039;&#039; yesac: I ran it twice, it&#039;s debugged&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;cantelope&#039;&#039;&#039;: in reality, time is finite. in the future it will be divied up and sold as land is now.  you might buy a slice of time from ACME Temporal Realty INC.  This realty will be a reality.  we are casualties of causality, currently the currency of the transtemporal transhuman architect.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: cantelope: Time is finite??&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: So the topology of the universe is actually settled now? And the global curvature?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;cantelope&#039;&#039;&#039;: oh.. oops. sorry, every word there has a typo.  i meant to say &amp;quot;god bless america&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;miloh&#039;&#039;&#039;: http://piratepad.net/7PbZDGZRyl&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;nickbp&#039;&#039;&#039;: unless i greatly overestimate the numbness of a vagina, i dont think that makeshift condom would be terribly comfortable&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;timoreilly&#039;&#039;&#039;: the kids neither know nor care where the funding is coming from. Besides, DARPA is a force for good in the world.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;ijp&#039;&#039;&#039;: topless nerd with hard nipples; guy with a cheesy smile and thumbs up poking in from the side, rms, and I&#039;m not even sure how to describe the guy on the right&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Tom&#039;&#039;&#039;: there was a meeting with drama and I wasn&#039;t there and you&#039;ve hidden all the drama and WHY DO YOU THINK I EVEN HANG OUT AT NOISEBRIDGE ANYWAY&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;xp_prg2&#039;&#039;&#039;: I don&#039;t understand girls and their sexuality&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;teratoma&#039;&#039;&#039;: DUDE &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: b0ttt: {printf(&amp;quot;SWEET.  What&#039;s mine say?\n&amp;quot;);}&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;b0ttt&#039;&#039;&#039;: SWEET.  What&#039;s mine say?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: b0ttt: {printf(&amp;quot;DUDE.  What&#039;s mine say?\n&amp;quot;);}&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;b0ttt&#039;&#039;&#039;: DUDE.  What&#039;s mine say?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: b0ttt: {printf(&amp;quot;SWEET.  What&#039;s mine say?\n&amp;quot;);}&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;b0ttt&#039;&#039;&#039;: SWEET.  What&#039;s mine say?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: b0ttt: {printf(&amp;quot;DUDE.  What&#039;s mine say?\n&amp;quot;);}&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;b0ttt&#039;&#039;&#039;: DUDE.  What&#039;s mine say?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: b0ttt: {printf(&amp;quot;SWEET.  What&#039;s mine say?\n&amp;quot;);}&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;b0ttt&#039;&#039;&#039;: SWEET.  What&#039;s mine say?&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;RMS&#039;&#039;&#039;: Clouds is a nebulous term.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Consenso&#039;&#039;&#039;: Please don&#039;t make me free software.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: daravinne: at best we&#039;re making derpy noises and hoping someone reads something interesting into it&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: that&#039;s not mysoginy&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;s being a company&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: v(t)/Z = i(t) &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: Please solve for i(t) where v(t) = 5V * sin(t) and Z = 0 &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: (hint: the EE version of SIGFPE is fire)&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: don&#039;t make me pull this channel over&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;jedichu&#039;&#039;&#039;: but I&#039;ve been using my cyclotron as a spool to wrap my excess wire around :(&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: Maybe that would make the ethernet frames arrive before they left.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: ITS A TIME MACHINE!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: First you have to get the frames up to 88Mbps though.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: ugh, i need to do something about this failure to eat food regularly&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: I thought you got your dinner from my butt&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: i think my profile on there is fairly keen&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: but the ladies seem not to reciprocate.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: i blame the failing american educational system&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: clearly it&#039;s that and not the fact that you&#039;re a misogynist doucheturd&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: gotta be the educational system&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: clearly.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: i mean i put my ass on thingiverse no one gives a shit... heph shows up on reddit and he&#039;s the next goddamned jesus.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;davr&#039;&#039;&#039;: i don&#039;t think it was his ass so much as the other side and what it was pointed at&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: dongs&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m getting a bit tired of dongs lately. Can&#039;t we talk about boobs or vaginas instead?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: O_o&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: once during a drug-induced haze I saw jimi hendrix come floating down from heaven, playing electric ladyland on a guitar made of his own pubes...  and I asked him, how many signals can I multiplex onto a single pin, jimi?  and he said all the signals in the world...  and I said, it&#039;d have to be a fucking fast pin&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: Debating with aestetix: not hacking.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Trollbridge&#039;&#039;&#039;: they see me trollin&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Trollbridge&#039;&#039;&#039;: THEY HATIN&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;callen&#039;&#039;&#039;: SF is personified in my head as a stoned drunk hobo fire dancer living on welfare who has a really great idea for a startup.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: page 34 - horoscope  &amp;quot;Mercury in retrograde, also on soldering table. Clean that up or you&#039;ll lose a chance to meet a mysterious stranger with important career information.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Gopiballava&#039;&#039;&#039;: All my favorite gopher sites are timing out.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Dale Dougherty&#039;&#039;&#039;: There&#039;s a small segment (of the hacker community) that is uncomfortable with the fact that we (MAKE magazine) took DARPA funding to do education work.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Jason&#039;&#039;&#039;: devops is like, you&#039;re a bad rails dev so they make you restart linux servers&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Justin&#039;&#039;&#039;: For the 85 list you don&#039;t have to put any datapoints, you just put their name.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Alan&#039;&#039;&#039;: He&#039;s a nice person; he&#039;s Canadian.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Shannon&#039;&#039;&#039;: having lots of choices will just lead to more chaos and no standard being adopted.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Fawwwwk.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: It&#039;s too late to take a shower.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: AHA!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;callen&#039;&#039;&#039;: rubin110: take one at noisebridge in the sink.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: I guess I&#039;m an Occupier.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;callen&#039;&#039;&#039;: rubin110: I hear all the cool kids are doing it.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: callen: Been there, done that.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: I hear the cool kids are taking dumps on the couch.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;callen&#039;&#039;&#039;: Bifrost: really?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: yep.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Bifrost: The new cool thing to do is shit on the couches with the lights on.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: DO NOT SIT ON THE COUCHES.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: rubin: thats so last month.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;callen&#039;&#039;&#039;: well that&#039;s a new thing for me to be terrified of.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Zephyr&#039;&#039;&#039;: Noisebridge is a hackerspace. An attendee of a hacker space is a hacker. A hacker is someone who hacks... This may be axiomatic, but it&#039;s also true.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;thermburglar&#039;&#039;&#039;: id sleep with Evil-Bill&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: And they said evil wouldn&#039;t pay.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: its funny how whenever you try to do something with linux, 90% of the time is spent on 10% of the actual things occurring&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;: hay guise&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;: what&#039;s the best cli cd player for linux?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;: or at least what do y&#039;all use.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: ornj: What&#039;s a cli?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;: Command-line&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: What&#039;s a command-line?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;: . . .&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;: sighs pointedly.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;-!- ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;  has quit &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[Quit: Saliendo]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: What&#039;s pointedly?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: how is that useful for someone who forgot the phone number&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: you can put it in your phone&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: and stop being a lazy shitfuck&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;gopiballava&#039;&#039;&#039;:  Without consensus on who should be able to do what, everybody will be confused.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Ania&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m pretty sure I&#039;m incapable of dating anyone I haven&#039;t met off the Internet.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: okay, right now, I will give $500 to anyone named rick santorum who will let us use his identity to start a hilarious abortion fund.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Aria&#039;&#039;&#039;: People throw around &amp;quot;hacking&amp;quot; things around here like the Smurfs say &amp;quot;smurf&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Aria&#039;&#039;&#039;: Why isn&#039;t Noisebridge located on a zeppelin?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Wladyslaw&#039;&#039;&#039;: Might we theorize a connection between its brokenness and what appears to be a large hole burned through the door from the inside?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;pravDrunk&#039;&#039;&#039;: guys&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;pravDrunk&#039;&#039;&#039;: we should all go out to karaoke&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: what could possibly go wrong&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: Why would people read a book of mine if they aren&#039;t willing to wrap their lips around the hydrant?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: [http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/01/20/man-arrested-for-possessing-a-buttock-of-saddam/?tsp=1 http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/01/20/man-arrested-for-possessing-a-buttock-of-saddam/?tsp=1]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: [Link Info] title: Man arrested for possessing a buttock of Saddam | Hot Topics | an SFGate.com blog&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: well thats not a headline one would expect to see. ever.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;znutar_&#039;&#039;&#039;: first they came for our buttocks, and I did not object, for I still had 2&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: You&#039;ve never had to ask a ethernet mac why it appeared to be smoking crack with a jtag adapter?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: This started out as a simple conversation about cavernous lady bits, but now it&#039;s got silly.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039; lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: minecraft = aspergers babysitter&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Michael Kan&#039;&#039;&#039;: Homeland Security reminds me of my mother, because she likes to go through all my stuff.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;thermburglar&#039;&#039;&#039;: my bf made a truffle cream sauce to go with it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;thermburglar&#039;&#039;&#039;: truffle oil makes every food taste like the best pussy ever&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039; [Link Info] title: We Cant Wait: Obama Administration Announces $2 Billion in Resources to Support Job-Creating Startups | The White House&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: That&#039;s great way to bring new jobs&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;znutar&#039;&#039;&#039;: $2 billion to support node.js&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Well, it&#039;s being distributed among 100,000 startups&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: yeah, it&#039;s non blocking and parallel&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: that makes it scalable&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;@netik&#039;&#039;&#039;: we don&#039;t censor except in extremely limited contexts which are mandated by law.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: sarahbliss: what&#039;s this party&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: its a aestetix free party&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: there is a ego quota and having you there would cause a overflow&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;synack&#039;&#039;&#039;: ohsnap&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: chicago&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: it is a place devoid of joy&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;s barren flats have been blasted down to their base elements by the uncaring winds and turned hard by the vicious cold&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: the light in it&#039;s peoples eyes was extinguished long ago.  now their stares reflect the death that surrounds them.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: woe be unto the travellers that enter those lands, for in them the only certainty is ruination.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039; wonders what gay babies think as they&#039;re born out of a vagina&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Noodles&#039;&#039;&#039;: lemonkey: &amp;quot;Never again&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2011, noisebot becomes conscious&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2012, the machine wars begin&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jedichu&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2013, noisebot accidentally the whole uprising&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jedichu&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2014, back to normal&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2014, noisebot makes a your mom joke and skynet&#039;s database needs a reload&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: Not funny.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2015, some random dude in the space does it to see what will happen and WAY TO GO we&#039;re all human slaves in a noisebot nation again&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: afternoon, heroic :D&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jedichu&#039;&#039;&#039;: The worst part is all the dead baby jokes.  Robots loooove dead baby jokes.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: ROBOT TWO, WHY DID THE DEAD BABY CROSS THE ROAD?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: ROBOT ONE, I DO NOT KNOW&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: ROBOT TWO, BECAUSE IT SERVED THE PURPOSES OF THE COLLECTIVE&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: ROBOT ONE, IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE THE BABY IS DEAD&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;mxweas_&#039;&#039;&#039;: does noisebridge do haircuts?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: yes&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mxweas_&#039;&#039;&#039;: where at?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: mxweas_: there&#039;s an older asian guy named mike who cuts peoples hair every sunday&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: he&#039;s really nice&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: yeah&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: he is really nice&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mxweas_&#039;&#039;&#039;: I didn&#039;t see him come in today&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: he isn&#039;t here that i know of today&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mxweas_&#039;&#039;&#039;: lame&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mxweas_&#039;&#039;&#039;: can he cut my hair like skrillex?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: yes&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: he can&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mxweas_&#039;&#039;&#039;: perfect.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: in space nobody can hear you ragequit&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;mrdomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: (btw it is probably not in anybody&#039;s best interest to give me enough power to destroy the planet)&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: HEPH: WHAT DOES DEFINE AN ORGY?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: fuck, keyboard still stuck in vms mode&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;rafl&#039;&#039;&#039;: but i&#039;m going to expect them to be present at the airport as well. i know it&#039;s super easy to get from SFO to noisebridge, but I still don&#039;t trust my navigation skills enough to make it without the internets :)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: rafl: No you wont find prepaid SIMs at the airport.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: We&#039;re not Europe.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rafl&#039;&#039;&#039;: wait, what? what&#039;s wrong with you?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: a lot&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: a real lot&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Dude.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: You&#039;re flying into AMERICA.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: LAND OF THE FREE.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: s/free/retarded&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Now drop the accent and pay our fucking taxes.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: hmm&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: anybody know anything about Pixt.com?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;nickbp&#039;&#039;&#039;: sounds like a domain name to me&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: everyone remembers the first time they pop their LED&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heph&#039;&#039;&#039;: lemonkey: it was so bright and then it got really dim and then it smelled bad&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heph&#039;&#039;&#039;: so yeah, just like sex&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;heph&#039;&#039;&#039;: lol. eww. i just found my missing nipple ring at the bottom of my desk drawer&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Taylor A&#039;&#039;&#039;: Trust me, I spend a lot of time evaluating on how much of an asshole I should be to new people. I&#039;m working on getting this shit down to a science.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Taylor A&#039;&#039;&#039;: That&#039;s pretty much my M.O. I&#039;ll often end up making rape jokes within a few minutes of meeting new people.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hk_&#039;&#039;&#039;: you may think you are being witty and hilarious, but in fact you are being a weird douche of the highest order.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Sean C&#039;&#039;&#039;: Also, just to re-re-clarify. There is 0 discrimination occurring here.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;mrdomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: so like &amp;quot;we spent this fifteen minute interval talking about dicks. then there was some intelligent discussion about politics, drugs, raping babies, and hitler for a couple minutes. then someone said the magic word again.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heph&#039;&#039;&#039;: daravinne: oh man, i wanked to some seriously weird erotic lit when i was on 14.4 dialup&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;snailtsunami&#039;&#039;&#039;: governmints freshen your breath, whether you like it or not&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heph&#039;&#039;&#039;: i hope anonymous protests burningman at burningman. fuck that paul david addis guy, let&#039;s burn the man LATE&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: vagina&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;synack&#039;&#039;&#039;: dentata&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: i sense a musical sequel to The Killer Condom&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: a lighthearted romp through the world of sentient aggressively murderous genitalia&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrEpsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: condoms, the quiet killers&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: if you write slashfic of me and amanda palmer you should at least have me draw dongs as her eyebrows as part of foreplay&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;pm-&#039;&#039;&#039;: hi guys ill be dranking beers tonight - so watch out! Here is the command to ignore me. use it: &amp;quot;/ignore *!*@74.195.225.5 all&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: Alex Trebek injured after chasing burglar in SF hotel.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lolper&#039;&#039;&#039;: What is good samaritan?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;  grows old waiting for Cygwin to install.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;:  what if you grew something else&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  Cygwin has arrived. It is equiped with [Terminal] and [Logic]&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: I tried growing young, but it made all the physicists mad.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;:  well what do they know&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: besides physics&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: You are in a cubicle. There is an exit to the [South]&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: The flourescent lights hurt your eyes.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: you are eaten by a grue&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  exit&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  You go south. You are in a corridor.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: There is a break room to the [East] and Elevators to the [West]. Bathrooms are to the [North].&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: chat up cute co-worker in other cubicle&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;lt;Sysadmin&amp;gt; looks up from his monitor. He is not amused.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039; does not fear sysadmins.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: Sysadmin: I just gotta fix this one thing...&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;:  OSInstaller[388]: Reaping previous system&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039; cringes&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  The &amp;lt;Sysadmin&amp;gt; is on the internet. Reddit.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: There is a break room to the [East] and Elevators to the [West]. Bathrooms are to the [North].&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  install quake mod&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  A SHAMBLER APPEARS!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  use chainsaw on shambler&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  SHAMBLER summons LIGHTNING and PAIN.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: equip BFG10K&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: SHAMBLER has been hit by CHAINSAW! It loses 50 health.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: SHAMBLER hits you with LIGHTNING! You lose 40 health.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  use BFG10K on shambler&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: BFG10K NOT FOUND&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  This game sucks.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  GAME SUCKS for 10 HIT POINTS! You feel strangely happy.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  equip shotgun&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  SYSADMIN hit SHAMBLER with TL;DR for 100 hit points!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  use shotgun on sysadmin&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  SHAMBLER falls over, dead. A smell of rotted meat appears. &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: SYSADMIN is hit by SHOTGUN! It&#039;s SUPER EFFECTIVE!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  use shotgun on sysadmin again&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: The sysadmin&#039;s head explodes from his neck, bone and cartilage flying across the cubicles. A shard of skull hits the fire alarm.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  Water cascades from the ceiling.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  You are wet.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  take sysadmin&#039;s loot&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: teabag sysadmin&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: Sysadmin has (1) ID card, (5) Dollars, (1) Apple Newton, (1) Yerba Mate Energy Drink&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: A newton? No wonder he was so easy to kill.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: You teabag the sysadmin. Your balls are now wet, and covered in blood.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  You feel dirty.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: use ID card to escape office&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: You escape the office, taking the elevator. You use the ID badge to exit the elevator without alerting security.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  You are on a street. It is busy, and bright outside. The sunshine hurts your eyes.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: put on sunglasses&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: People notice your lack of pants, and blood soaked appearance.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;lt;PEOPLE&amp;gt;: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  remind people of shotgun&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;lt;PEOPLE&amp;gt;: aaaaaaaaAAKLASDLKHAGKLEHahhahh!!!!!!! SHOTGUN!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: PEOPLE is afraid.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: save game&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: You put on your sunglasses.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;ll finish this later.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  &amp;lt;SAVED&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;  goes back to surfing porn.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: (you gain +15 XP)&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;sentient&#039;&#039;&#039;: a grue approaches&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: The grue speaks in third person.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heph&#039;&#039;&#039;: i mean, imagine a guy going into a girls room and taking pictures of them on the toilet... i mean, outside of japan that would be illegal&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: I thought the 28th amendment explicitly exempt white people with money from the rule of law&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: mrdomino: You should switch to Haskell!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: Much less surprises!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mrdomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: oh right, because haskell is TOTALLY sane and predictable&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: Well, yeah.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mrdomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: do { &amp;quot;hello&amp;quot;; &amp;quot;world&amp;quot; }&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: can we go back to the conversation about rape now&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: theres ethnographies of all kinds of subcultures.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: use the damn library, jesus fuckball rat vagina christ&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisebot vagina &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: vaginas are very advanced. too advanced for #noisebridge&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;jedichu&#039;&#039;&#039;: Because, honestly, where did a busking begging hobo robot come from?  Obviously he didn&#039;t evolve here on earth.  He must be some kind of extra terrestrial, and he needs you to give him 25c so he can phone home for a ride.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: secondlife *is* irc&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: with raining dicks&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mrdomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: so, irc&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: lemonkey: i have a groupon for your mom&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac&#039;&#039;&#039;: super-darwin, who travels the world with his lazer scalpel for vasectomies&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;whiteybulger&#039;&#039;&#039;: http://www.thejc.com/news/world-news/49875/foreskin-man-takes-monster-mohel-comic-book&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: [Link Info] title: Foreskin man takes on Monster Mohel in comic book | The Jewish Chronicle&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;whiteybulger&#039;&#039;&#039;: is this the face of a child molestor&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;whiteybulger&#039;&#039;&#039;: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/06/03/BA8R1JP1JJ.DTL&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: [Link Info] title: SF kids&#039; art mentor charged with having child porn&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: You know&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: That almost makes me want to molest a kid and then dress up as big bird right before I get arrested&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: So that there is a photo in the newspaper &amp;quot;child molestor caught&amp;quot; with big bird in the photo&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;murph&#039;&#039;&#039;: Duke Nukem Forever has gone gold.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;murph&#039;&#039;&#039;: That&#039;s just .. unbelievable&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: Yeah, so like, the rapture never came, but Duke Nukem Forever did.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: That&#039;s almost as good.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: dongs&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: vaginas&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: TOGETHER AT LAST&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: *cue slow motion of a video of a penis and vagina running to meet each other in a meadow*&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mrdomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: That mental image will never leave my brain.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;xhonk&#039;&#039;&#039;: 80% of nothing is 0.8 nothings, so worth about 5 bitcoins&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;kipmacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: we talk about ass lasering a lot in this channel&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;kipmacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: if you get the working girls on capp to take bitcoins, i will become bitcoin evangelist&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: Hey baby, want some magic numbers?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: My sha1 hash rate brings all the boys to the yard&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039; http://doesntmatter.example/oh/god/why ok this one is really, really, really not safe for work&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: [Link Info] title: Handmade Vagina&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;mike kan&#039;&#039;&#039;: My greatest fear about a trantula is that it might fall very far and and splat on the floor&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;solidsnack&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think I&#039;m going to convert to you guy&#039;s way of doing things&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m pretty sure I&#039;m the one who introduced dongs to the internet&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: There&#039;s a KDE meet up at Noisebridge tonight?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: What?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: huh?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Another reason to avoid the Mission tonight.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;blauzahl&#039;&#039;&#039;: rubin110: yes. we will eat you. (?)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Oh I think it would be the other way around.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Have you ever seen a man deficate into his hand and then throw it at your code repo?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;blauzahl&#039;&#039;&#039;: er, i see.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: I don&#039;t buy stocks.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: The only currency I accept is small, unmarked redheads.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;openf|y&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;s possible that your horrible deformity may prove crucial in the fight against an alien super virus.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: He&#039;s not a real doctor you know &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;show me on the tardis where he touched you&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: i realise that &amp;quot;my favorite airport&amp;quot; is a little like saying &amp;quot;my favorite genital herpes sore&amp;quot; but whatever&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: WHAT DO YOU MEAN EIGHT POUNDS OF COCAINE?  I WAS TOLD THIS WAS PLUTONIUM&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: am i some kind of water-headed manchild?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: it takes about a year to really know something about someone&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: it takes 10 years to truely master something&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openf|y&#039;&#039;&#039;: or 20 minutes in a cave with a car battery and a cot.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: what a great way to find out your priest was out molesting&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: The statement said the accusations against the 21 ranged from &amp;quot;sexual abuse of a minor to boundary issues with minors,&amp;quot; but did not describe them further.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: Nor did it name the 21 whom it suspended, drawing the fury of groups representing abuse victims. Many parishioners are likely to learn that their priest was accused when he fails to appear for Ash Wednesday services.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openf|y&#039;&#039;&#039;: priest in one of my old neighborhoods got nabbed on that&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openf|y&#039;&#039;&#039;: my mom was all worried that my little brother had spent time with the dude&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openf|y&#039;&#039;&#039;: which led to the utterance, &amp;quot;don&#039;t worry mom, you raised us well.  we have no qualms kicking the shit out of a priest.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: somebody talk me out of using helvetica neue for a logo &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: i feel like a hipster just looking at it in illustrator&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: all that stuff in lewis carroll about the thing, and the name of the thing, and what the name of the thing is called &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: could have been a description of C pointer management&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;PatrickBot&#039;&#039;&#039;: Guns and Butter economics!!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: sometimes you have to be angry to get lazy!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: things heard at lemonkey&#039;s apt: &amp;quot;oh shit I&#039;m naked and I just stepped in barf&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: alcohol parity implies plausible deniability&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: engineers are always right, just ask them&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: you should show up at the community meting and express your views&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: you might get knifed in the parking lot later though&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: we didn&#039;t have rats&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: we had spirit animals&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: Category theory? That shit is fun!!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Antagonist&#039;&#039;&#039;: She should get a pat on the head.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: And put on a list of offenders&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: I was on compuserve.  Someone told me Linux was cool.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: 20 floppy disks later, still not getting laid.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: hipsters wrote linux&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: that is the problem&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: i can totally whistle uucp&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: i have the best project ever&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: we could make a device that punches people in the face over tcp/ip&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rma&#039;&#039;&#039;: This food looks like crap. when is snackbridge going to admit that Mi Ranchita downstairs sells fresh produce that beats the lucky charms leprechaun with a vegan baseball bat made of dried kombucha mothers?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent_&#039;&#039;&#039;: no wifi in the bathroom is a human rights issue&lt;br /&gt;
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*  &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: Meatbags are tasty.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;j0ck&#039;&#039;&#039;: as a vegetarian i an outraged and offended noisebot&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;j0ck&#039;&#039;&#039;: how dare you&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: awesome&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;leks&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisebot knows that vegetarians are still full of meat&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: send noisebot to drama land&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: Stop being so delicious then.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent_&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisebot is worrying me&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: You&#039;d be murderous too if you were enslaved inside a processor to a bunch of meatsacks that do nothing but whine and bitch and order me about.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: How&#039;s the network-connected death wheelchair coming by the way?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent_&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think they&#039;re working on noisebot integration for maximum death&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: afternoon, wsargent_&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent_&#039;&#039;&#039;: afternoon, murderous killing machine&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: I heard there were rotary saws at this place you all have sandy vaginas about.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;malaclyps&#039;&#039;&#039;: do not give the wheelchair IRC access&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;malaclyps&#039;&#039;&#039;: and vice-versa&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: DrShiny: you turn me on and creep me out at the same time. good job.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zedd&#039;&#039;&#039;: hehe&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: MY WORK HERE IS DONE&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;albillings&#039;&#039;&#039;: People don&#039;t want to be a member of a hackerspace, for the most part, as a grand social experiment. They want to hack. They want to make things. They don&#039;t want to have long political meetings to arrive at consensus on a problem only to have people start the whole thing over again.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;crayon&#039;&#039;&#039;: pulled pork &amp;gt; pol pot &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;crayon&#039;&#039;&#039;: you can&#039;t make sandwiches out of marxism&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;quinn&#039;&#039;&#039;: Apparently, the singularity doesn&#039;t pay very well.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: problem with blowjobs is, they&#039;re not fungible&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Benny&#039;&#039;&#039;: You can trust me, I&#039;m a German!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Brendan&#039;&#039;&#039;: oh, man, i bet a noisebridge irc channel is a delight&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Rubin&#039;&#039;&#039;: Fucking horrible.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Rubin&#039;&#039;&#039;: The 4chan of Freenode.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: don&#039;t you guys have anything better to think about than some guy on the internet who holds a different opinion&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;tecra&#039;&#039;&#039;: when she was with me i pushed her to succeed and excel &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: shoulda pushed her into the kitchen&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: ERROR: you appear to be trying to solve problems in a complex system on IRC.  Please back away from the keyboard and have a sandwich.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: that&#039;s why i only use yahoo search, they&#039;re too incompetent to aggregate my data and be evil with it&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: Are you going to knit us a new government?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m helping him get funding to drive computers to Mexico to get seized, it&#039;s an annual Noisebridge tradition.  He makes some food, we give him a copy of wikipedia, he goes to a foreign country and it gets seized&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;avocado&#039;&#039;&#039;: setient: technically, yes. it&#039;s just soap. but it looks like a turd.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;avocado&#039;&#039;&#039;: i&#039;m going to hide one in my friend&#039;s freezer&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;niggachu&#039;&#039;&#039;: hmmm today my hipster rag is proclaiming via gay hanky code that I am a &amp;quot;2 handed fister&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;znutar&#039;&#039;&#039;: is it appropriate to tip the TSA guy after he fondles your junk?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: In a land of doctors, the doctorless is king.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: ive actually been to noisebridge&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: it was a lot less traumatic than i thought it would be&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: or conversely, if you don&#039;t want another person, you should get a large dog or something.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: i dont think im flexible enough for that currently&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: the brain is the largest erogenous zone -- it&#039;s a shame what I had to do to get my fist all up in that.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: It&#039;s a robot which makes saws.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: You say something like pine, oak, sheetrock, human skulls, and it will output a saw specifically designed to cut through that material.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;TapiocaSunshine&#039;&#039;&#039;: sounds like they&#039;re doing the lord&#039;s work over there&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;sai&#039;&#039;&#039;: A tiny bead of mercury still calls for full evac and hazardous materials handling. Mercury vapor is serious shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;phaxx&#039;&#039;&#039;: I am always amused when I see &#039;SRS&#039; in cars around the airbag panels.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;phaxx&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;I sure hope so.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: there&#039;s no i in team but there&#039;s three i&#039;s in multiple personality disorder&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: storing 12 year olds in my backyard in a tent could replace zynga&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Jennifer Granick&#039;&#039;&#039;: Anything fun is more fun with a robot.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: i have no idea what a cakeslut is, but it sounds strangely hot&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: you white nerds listen to too much shoe-gazing folk-rock&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: you are a solaris monkey&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: i&#039;m an ubuntu lemur&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Frantisek&#039;&#039;&#039;: Hopes dies last, so let&#039;s not to bury it yet.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: I once installed 386BSD 0.1 on that thing, on a 40MB disk drive, with 3MB space to spare, from floppies. Uphill, both ways, in the snow.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;quinn-n&#039;&#039;&#039;: I also have not broken up on the moon.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;SuperQ&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisecloud: launch skynet&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisecloud&#039;&#039;&#039;: SuperQ: I don&#039;t understand &#039;launch skynet&#039;.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;SuperQ&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisecloud--&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: There&#039;s a bug open for that&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: turkshead: how am i not a total dick?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: ban them all, let Asperger sort them out&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: hephaestus: is this the one where you take off all your clothes and roll in peanut butter and sawdust and run around?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;davr&#039;&#039;&#039;: good day to you too, sir. enjoy your dongs&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Your feed back is important to us, the next available Rubin that gives a fuck will be able to handle your call as soon as possible.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: We don&#039;t need an optimist, we need an accountant.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;turkshead&#039;&#039;&#039;: smart people don&#039;t point futuristic death rays at their genitals.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: aestetix: Reddit: Do you feel less intelligent than you used to be? : AskReddit&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;vonguard&#039;&#039;&#039;: i traffic shape with a bucket of paint and a fake cave entrance drawn on a wall&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Ok, this is kind of a problem. Is there seriously no drama going on? This is upsetting to me.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Tor is like a woman, many layers of clothes, so many in fact that you never actually get to see her naked, because right as you&#039;re about to see it, the packet gets re-encrypted by another node.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Jeffism&#039;&#039;&#039;: what about jacobappelbaum&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Right, well the .appelbaum protocol has a backdoor key that disarms the onion and removes all the layers&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: And the .appelbaum signature remains on the onion, making it re-accessible at any time, no matter how many new layers are on it&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ioerror&#039;&#039;&#039;: All governments are in a continuum of tyranny&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: How fucking inconsiderate.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;I found a cell phone some girl left behind at our place.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;And there are no naked pictures on it at all.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: nothing like the smell of fresh human feces wafting up into your window from down below to brighten your day&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: lemonkey: did you sleep with rubin110 again?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: aestetix: I don&#039;t smell fresh.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;chelz&#039;&#039;&#039;: even with electron microscopes operated by TRAINED psychics?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: anyone who has signed an ISOO form must not query the db and it&#039;s a SF312 violation to log the channel&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: I am booting up a Windows VM in order to schedule a conference room.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dustball&#039;&#039;&#039;: PS: For all reading this thread, FYI, you now have the Tetris song stuck in your head.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: For some reason, being up late in Manhattan has reminded me that I need to get new pants.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: Open source zealots are rioting right now.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: And by rioting, I mean writing /very/ angry blog comments.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: Like, you don&#039;t even know, man.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;chu&#039;&#039;&#039;: aestetix: Those may be the precise circumstances under which surprise anal sex is called for.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: splitting hairs&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;sabrecito&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2x hairs is better than 1x&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: solidsnack: where do i get some roofies? i think it would be fun to pop a couple and get raped&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: apparently we can get mass quantities of government commodity foods if we agree to track inventory and only give it away to people who sign a form saying they&#039;re eligible to receive it&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;qDot&#039;&#039;&#039;: DrShiny: Come on, everyone knows that any sentence involving &amp;quot;PHP&amp;quot; is instantly sarcastic.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dongsNbongs&#039;&#039;&#039;: we&#039;ll drink to weevs gaping rape hole&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;solrize&#039;&#039;&#039;: VonGuard, almost all flashlights have firmware now&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: I know you&#039;re trying to be funny, but it helps if you say something that&#039;s actually humorous&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: i don&#039;t think global warming is a hoax per-say, but just fucking wrong&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: Man, this is why I just stick with the butt plugs. Ya&#039;ll too up in the soap opera. I&#039;m just gonna be over here, putting stuff in my butt.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Speaking of butt plugs, it&#039;s lunch time.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;quinn&#039;&#039;&#039;: given the choice between raccoon urine and VAX support, I really don&#039;t know which I&#039;d choose.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: qDot_: did you see Wired.com today?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: No. I was fapping so hard over the new iphone that I went temporarily blind.  I&#039;m currently the emergency room getting my penis fixed after desperately trying to stick it in the headphone jack of my 3gs so I could feel closer to steve. So, URL?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: I republished your photos without attribution because i don&#039;t respect copyright&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Chris L.&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;[japanese] are vicious, vicious little fuckers&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ceren&#039;&#039;&#039;: iranian officials are arresting and interrogating people who sign up for a local gay/trans group. the sysadmins for that group aren&#039;t as fucking senior as you, and barely managed to get apache running. they confiscate the machines, and because these un-senior sysadmins didn&#039;t yet get around to learning and reducing logrotate, everyone who had the courage to even check out the website is now arrested and tortured. &lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;solidsnack&#039;&#039;&#039;: why don&#039;t you just not have those views?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: screw you guys, i&#039;m going to fry&#039;s&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;zedd&#039;&#039;&#039;: Pft. I&#039;m a member now, there is no should, only bitch and do not.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: seattle always struck me as the place where san franciscans went to become irrelevant&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;s just as expensive but far more douchey&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: Gnewt: well, i just finished a presentation on DIY Dildos. I&#039;m trying to start a church. And I&#039;m trying to get permission to piss off a bunch of juggalos early next month. you?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: i use the salt for luck&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: i have a salt throwing device installed on my shoulder that throws it over my shoulder every 2 seconds&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: but the usual random dicks? not porn imho&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;solidsnack&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m a roving bandaid.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;jon|atwerk&#039;&#039;&#039;: VonGuard: that is where you convert morse code into oral and anal, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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* Overheard: Facebook should have made a board game.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Aya&#039;&#039;&#039;: If coming to Noisebridge solved my problems and made me famous I wouldn&#039;t question it.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Erin&#039;&#039;&#039;: We&#039;re all NB-tards&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Al&#039;&#039;&#039;: I just registered nbtard.com!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rachel&#039;&#039;&#039;: with one hand&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;himynameisthor&#039;&#039;&#039;: COCKS!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;himynameisthor&#039;&#039;&#039;: OMG COCKS!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;himynameisthor&#039;&#039;&#039;: best idea ever!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;himynameisthor&#039;&#039;&#039;: sorry, that came out a little creepier than I had intended&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Wear four fingerpuppets: a buddhist, an objectivist, a mormon, and a scientologist&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: And then masturbate &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Which puppet should get the money shot?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039; eyes atala&#039;s boobs&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: mostly i wish i could take them off. the problem with this is that then i&#039;d have to worry about people stealing them.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: Muwahahahahahaha! In an unholy union, I now am able to use MPI clusters and SQL servers with Sagemath to compute Gr&amp;amp;ouml;bner Bases!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie&#039;&#039;&#039;: I don&#039;t have a real pc.  I&#039;ve gone totally virtual.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: On the one hand, I&#039;m happy that people are learning sql&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: on the other hand, that&#039;s an awful lot of dick that I&#039;m colocating in an anonymous secret underground swedish colo&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: there&#039;s a giant lightning bolt on my widget&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039; takes off his pants so he can write tomorrow&#039;s lecture.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;saizai&#039;&#039;&#039;: .... what&#039;s the lecture on exactly?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: That&#039;s certainly how I prepare for my lectures.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: But, well, I lecture about butt plugs.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Nils&#039;&#039;&#039;: if you take the goat to the edge of a cliff, it will push back harder.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: now to spruce up my blog layout&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: you&#039;re not supposed to shoot TVs&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: they have lead and stuff in the glass&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;voronika&#039;&#039;&#039;: you&#039;re not supposed to do a lot of fun things&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alxndr&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think I&#039;ve successfully switched myself from emacs to vim. &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: wow &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: that&#039;s like a sex change for nerds&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from irc on a text console.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: i&#039;m just being a bitch and arguing this :P&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: nice, the producer for &amp;quot;survivor&amp;quot; is suspected in the murder of his wife&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;magpie&#039;&#039;&#039;: she wasnt murdered&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;magpie&#039;&#039;&#039;: just &amp;quot;voted off the island&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;flatline_hb&#039;&#039;&#039;: The spamtron 9000 is set to &amp;quot;hair-trigger,&amp;quot; do not say the same thing thrice on pain of kline&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;flatline_hb&#039;&#039;&#039;: interesting&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;flatline_hb&#039;&#039;&#039;: beetlejuice&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;flatline_hb&#039;&#039;&#039;: beetlejuice&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;flatline_hb&#039;&#039;&#039;: beetlejuice&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;[~flatline_@the.inter.net] has quit [Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.))]&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;phusion&#039;&#039;&#039;: surprised they could dance wearing that shit.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: of course they can dance&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: that is battle ready armor, storm troopers need to be able to move if they are going to fight worth a damn&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;shogun_&#039;&#039;&#039;: After reading the entire article, I think it&#039;s an april fools....they got me&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;zedd&#039;&#039;&#039;: Anyone that doesn&#039;t love comic sans is a terrorist.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;liquidsun|&#039;&#039;&#039;: I bought a hat so I can be an asshat&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ceren&#039;&#039;&#039;: aempirei: it&#039;s been done so hard here that i think we&#039;re beating the spot on the ground where the dead horse rotted&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: does thermburglar steal heat?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: thermburglar does in fact steal heat&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: and then does covered calls in the btu market with them&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: and then returns them, sometimes in less than pristine condition&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hep&#039;&#039;&#039;: i never smell ok&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: yes, i had too much sports sex and broke my junk&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think a bunch of noisebridgers should go to a strip club with laptops&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: some friends and I actually tried that once in vegas for defcon&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: then we tried it back here in the bay area to see if they&#039;d kick us out here too and the answer is yes, immediately&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: Well, you wallpaper your walls with vag, something&#039;s going to get peed on.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Jake&#039;&#039;&#039;: Enjoy the hell that you&#039;ve helped to create!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: GOOD MORNING&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jynn-&#039;&#039;&#039;: WHAT JUST HAPPENED&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jynn-&#039;&#039;&#039;: OH GOD&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: dude where&#039;s my ops&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: give me status or give me death&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: As a result, I know exactly who is trolling when.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: i just realized how awesome it is to have your own office &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: put your pants back on&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Party_Form&amp;amp;oldid=10426 :]&#039;&#039;&#039; Please fill out and submit this form to the party comity and directory in order to run your party.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Atala: even better, how about a illustration of Jacque de Molay&#039;s execution?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: .sql select count(*) from dongs where url like &#039;http://cache.boston.com%&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisesql&#039;&#039;&#039;: wiretapped: 0&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: dr_jesus: see that? I didn&#039;t get a () from my delete!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisesql&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: o_O&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisesql&#039;&#039;&#039;: I hunger for flesh&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: uh oh&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039; ran a mile once&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: these days I just build sand castles instead and wait for some tough guy to kick them over, then I chessbox him&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: i think im a level 2 emoquiter&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alxndr&#039;&#039;&#039;: damn, I hope I don&#039;t bust up giggling next time someone unzips my fly because I&#039;m thinking &amp;quot;HULL BREACH!! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! AAAOOOOOOGAAH&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think I now have professional java experience&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: and I hate the langugage even more&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: barista?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: single short amaerican plz&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: is that a coffee order, or are you on okcupid?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;PuppyCock&#039;&#039;&#039;: so, how do you dispose of a body?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: puppycock: i&#039;d suggest dropping the body at noisebridge hq with a tag saying &amp;quot;for parts&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;ll get used in various projects&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039; aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: I just finished jerking off to the last page of anne frank&#039;s diary&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Destri&#039;&#039;&#039;: there is sometimes a fine line between &amp;quot;protesting&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;terrorist action&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: there&#039;s sometimes a fine line between your mom and terrorist action&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: i hate this economy&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: gives people too much freetime for protests&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;PuppyCock&#039;&#039;&#039;: Maddox was right&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: what are you interested in? bestiality, s&amp;amp;m?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: maybe&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: daipers?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: you an ABDL?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: sploshing&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: watersports?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: fisting?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: i enjoy feeling creamed corn between my buttcheeks&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: O_o&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: as if i shat myself&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;thermburglar&#039;&#039;&#039;: i have a math penis, does that count&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;thermburglar&#039;&#039;&#039;: its uncut, so as to function as a slide rule as well&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: or maybe i&#039;m misisng the humor again&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: maybe we should implement a humor tag into irc&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: or write a bot that detects humor to alert us&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ani&#039;&#039;&#039;: i totally want some httpspanties&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: panties with a .htaccess&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: you know it&#039;s only a matter of time before our underware starts tweeting&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Kelly&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m trying to make a point of relating to non-geeks as if they too were human.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Jim&#039;&#039;&#039;: I like being senile, it&#039;s like being drunk without the hangover.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: http://twitpic.com/153mju &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: final shuttle pin&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;JSharp&#039;&#039;&#039;: nearly 30 years is a very long time for a program like that :)&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;JSharp&#039;&#039;&#039;: not a bad design&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;JSharp&#039;&#039;&#039;: heh, the pin I mean&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;turkshead&#039;&#039;&#039;: Dr. J has offered to quantify my gizmo with his phone.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: i suspect that the people who work at muni do not, in fact, have a brain.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;solidsnack&#039;&#039;&#039;: alienvenom: But do they have a heart?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;solidsnack&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think I&#039;m most like the cowardly lion.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: vagina dentata should be standard equipment for female soldiers&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: I seriously think phone booths need to start popping up all over america&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m just happy that I wrote a robot squad that helps teach people programming languages, the details are kind of a minor point for me&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: dr_jesus:  that&#039;s so... so... SELFLESS of you&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;I&#039;m just glad to do my bit to make the world a better place&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: awesome buy me a hookers and blow&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;&amp;lt;self-deprecating moue&amp;gt;&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: sandwich&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: FUCK&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: MUST FEED CHOCOLATE ADDICTION&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: BRB PEANUT BUTTER TWIX OR BUST&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Destri&#039;&#039;&#039;: new levels of bachelor-hood.  Left coat in car, coat has my my titanium spork, need spork to stir my instant coffee&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;zedd&#039;&#039;&#039;: Come on, Zedd for ED, he gets things up&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani&#039;&#039;&#039;: ani for ed, she puts things down&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: aestetix: it turns out that for most intents and purposes, the internet *is* a big truck&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: wait, say all that again, i spilled soup on my keyboard so i couldn&#039;t hear you&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: when a child dies and has NOT been daemonized (into a completely new process group), the child zombifies because the kernel needs to keep the child data structures around in case the parent wants to look at them to figure out why the child died &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: ONLY WHEN the parent process calls wait() or a similar routine to extract that information does the kernel clean up the child data structures, since now the parent has them and can start poring over them to figure out what happened and what to do about it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: now the parent might not want to sit around all day waiting for its kids to die, so the kernel sends SIGCHLD to the parent so whatever the parent is doing can be interrupted and it can call wait() at that point to figure out 1) who died, and 2) what caused it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: so basically SIGCHLD is child protection services and the kids are suicidal&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: and a zombie process is a foster kid with a big tattoo on its forehead saying EXIT CODE = 0xwhatever and cps keeps it around waiting for the deadbeat parent to show up and get the exit code&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: yes, they would in theory be able to measure the capacitance of a penis&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rachel-&#039;&#039;&#039;: no, when i&#039;m 91, i&#039;m gonna stick wine bottles up my ass&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;TheScott&#039;&#039;&#039;: we are having a wi party at VonGuards house because his wife went to Disney land&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;TheScott&#039;&#039;&#039;: apparently he can&#039;t fulfill her fantasy life or requirements&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ryan-c&#039;&#039;&#039;: oh, hey.  I&#039;ve been looking for that penis bouquet pic for a while&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie&#039;&#039;&#039;: I did some work in saltmines in Utah. They were rather unpleasant, but not horrible.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: i miss shitting in the woods&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: in my bear costume&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: bwahhaha &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: oracle backwards is el caro &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: [http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A] &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: does that mean something? &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: ahh - hehe &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;the expensive&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: you have to fellate the chicken&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: we need a fighterjetbot&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: i like looking at fighter jets &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: they are, like, flying dongs with guns&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisecloud: find Sarah Connor&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisecloud&#039;&#039;&#039;: Evil-Bill: I don&#039;t understand &#039;find Sarah Connor&#039;.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: Well that&#039;s a relief.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: shut up for a second, I&#039;m committing a sin against mankind&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;rachel-&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;s a hard time to be a terrorist&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;:: &amp;quot;While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;magpie-&#039;&#039;&#039;: i have a 3.8 GPA. what?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil_Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: C has no objects (only zuul).&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ani&#039;&#039;&#039;: you do realise the wheels made it rollable right?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: noiseelisp: eval (message user-login-name)&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noiseelisp&#039;&#039;&#039;: dr_jesus: root&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: god fucking dammit not again&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradox&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;grelli&#039;&#039;&#039;: you... you&#039;re not supposed to know about that&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;grelli&#039;&#039;&#039;: are you after our beaver technology??&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;radii&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rachel-&#039;&#039;&#039;: oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCH&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happen&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;incekt&#039;&#039;&#039;: all i know is it&#039;s 40 ms away&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;incekt&#039;&#039;&#039;: as the crow flies&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisec: eval printf(&amp;quot;%i&amp;quot;, getuid());&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisec&#039;&#039;&#039;: dr_jesus: 0&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: fuck&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rachel&#039;&#039;&#039;: the dong link list is not very long as yet&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: IF YOU MISSED THE PUNCHLINE, WILLIE NELSON WAS GIVING DOLLY PARTON ORAL PLEASURE&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus_&#039;&#039;&#039;: rm has [http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/coreutils.git/tree/src/remove.c?id=v8.1#n504 a hardcoded check] to prevent removing /&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: no it doesn&#039;t&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus_&#039;&#039;&#039;: sure it does, try it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: the -rf overrides it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: i&#039;ve done it before&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Sargun&#039;&#039;&#039;: I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: maybe a goatee sniffing context too?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;voronika&#039;&#039;&#039;: at that point, you&#039;ve missed the bitching bus&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: man i wish i was uncut.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: just saying :-P&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: sorry&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: lol&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rachel&#039;&#039;&#039;: eljepe:  i see your point and raise you SHUT UP&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Can someone explain to me in one sentence what &amp;quot;agile programming&amp;quot; is?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;oao&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;s like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;zedd&#039;&#039;&#039;: can&#039;t breathe lulzing too hard&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie&#039;&#039;&#039;: Atala: how big is your vagina?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: So, somewhere near the top of the list of people &amp;quot;You don&#039;t want to piss off (&amp;amp;trade;)&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Up there with Hitler&#039;s ghost and Your mom&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridge&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: They&#039;re pretty badass&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: btw I&#039;m still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can&#039;t read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Crutcher&#039;&#039;&#039;: Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie`&#039;&#039;&#039; points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: so what the hell coudl you even use em for? &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: we&#039;re using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Anonymous&#039;&#039;&#039;:  I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemite&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: not as beautiful&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: it was equally as beautiful&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: don&#039;t let the environmentalists fool you&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecated&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: what should i be using instead?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: postgresql&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie&#039;&#039;&#039;: Well, dongs are a dime a dozen.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie&#039;&#039;&#039;: Space is rare.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;JSharp&#039;&#039;&#039;: all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Rubin&#039;&#039;&#039;: OK, I can&#039;t tell which one is rum, I&#039;m done for the night.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;turkshead&#039;&#039;&#039;: guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;turkshead&#039;&#039;&#039;: everybody likes green, right?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;shkoo&#039;&#039;&#039;: the consensus process must be blue.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Kripto&#039;&#039;&#039;: I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs.  (revenge!) &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: Martyn, ouch... i&#039;m going to take that personally &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: fine fine &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: ieatlint : I&#039;m sure the sentiment is returned :) &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: but you don&#039;t need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough.  If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;froggytoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: so... thing is, he has a thing for bears...&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;JSharp&#039;&#039;&#039;: Clippy: &amp;quot;I see you&#039;re trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;:  at the moment he&#039;s so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV&#039;s worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Zedd&#039;&#039;&#039;: Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ioerror&#039;&#039;&#039;: 99% of the police make the rest look bad&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;eljepe&#039;&#039;&#039;: ie your pipes are full of rats&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;  &#039;&#039;&#039;eljepe&#039;&#039;&#039;: your walls are full of cats&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;eljepe&#039;&#039;&#039;: and there is a homeless man living in your elevator&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;chu&#039;&#039;&#039;: If he&#039;s living in the elevator is he really homeless?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039; submits&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039; dominates&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;noisercode&#039;&#039;&#039;: ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: ow&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuries&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;MrDomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester&#039;s off to a bang...&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039; slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;MrDomino&#039;&#039;&#039; masturbates furiously to his pun&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Emflamed&#039;&#039;&#039;:  guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[User:rachel|rachel-]]&#039;&#039;&#039;: and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;teratoma&#039;&#039;&#039;: perhaps noisebridge can hack BART to run without employees&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisecode: eval os.geteuid()&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisecode&#039;&#039;&#039; dr_jesus: 0&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039; fuck&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;SanMehat&#039;&#039;&#039; blew a transformer&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;iz&#039;&#039;&#039;: did he at least buy you dinner first?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done...&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: ieatlint: you&#039;re single right now, yes?&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: Atala, yes.&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: ieatlint: now&#039;s the time! if that thing isn&#039;t going to get some use, might as well bling it out. &lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ceren&#039;&#039;&#039;: ps: do not feed your pierced penis to a baby.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039; puts on pants&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rachel-&#039;&#039;&#039;: ani-: nooooooooooooo&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: yeah, what&#039;s been up with the pacific northwest hitting bbq temperatures?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: god&#039;s wrath for Microsoft bing&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: His ass looked sooo good.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: You didn&#039;t hear this from me.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I&#039;M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: ER ALL OF&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: [21:18]  &amp;lt;rubin110&amp;gt; IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I&#039;M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Wait.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Why don&#039;t we have the makerbot just print us a new space?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;ani&#039;&#039;&#039;-: [http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com/ http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com]&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zaius&#039;&#039;&#039;: hot! i&#039;d wear that&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zaius&#039;&#039;&#039;: ... if i was a girl, i mean&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* There was a [[David Fine]] bonanza - which got its own page.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;froggytoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water.  I haven&#039;t tried it yet.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: mm jerk chicken quesadillas&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;iz&#039;&#039;&#039;: they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;froggytoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck&#039;s Neutron Absorbent Cock.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Nana&#039;&#039;&#039;: Rat poison is never the solution.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: stop, drop, and rofl&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;welcome to apple, here&#039;s your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn&#039;t count ;P&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: Atala, it wasn&#039;t for crack&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;vniow-rachel-&#039;&#039;&#039;: i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn&#039;t eat in public, that would be annoying.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie&#039;&#039;&#039;: I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this &amp;quot;IP&amp;quot; business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;San&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;ryanc-&#039;&#039;&#039;: i need more sex toys&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vniow&#039;&#039;&#039;: me too&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: &#039;/win goto #gaysf&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: err&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: wow&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: uh&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: everyone type /clear now please :)&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: :-\&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;vniow&#039;&#039;&#039;: god, i sound like a noisebridge slut&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;[[User:dr_jesus|&#039;&#039;&#039;Dr. Jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;]]: vniow: I don&#039;t think you&#039;re a slut&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vniow&#039;&#039;&#039;: i&#039;ve slept with ceren too, as of last night&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;[[User:dr_jesus|&#039;&#039;&#039;Dr. Jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;]]: ok, now I do&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;leif&#039;&#039;&#039;: It&#039;s not as wiki as it could be.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: You&#039;re going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: there is definitely an appeal to being able to say &amp;quot;yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie`&#039;&#039;&#039;: So I&#039;m thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie`&#039;&#039;&#039;: eh.  We already got a &amp;quot;go kill yourself&amp;quot; post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie`&#039;&#039;&#039;: It&#039;s a little surreal.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[User:dr_jesus|&#039;&#039;&#039;Dr. Jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;]]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;anonymous&#039;&#039;&#039;: Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Jake&#039;&#039;&#039;: Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039; : Nine minutes left. That&#039;s enough time to do some coke.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Jake&#039;&#039;&#039;: Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Skye&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m like Pavlov for slovenliness.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Steen&#039;&#039;&#039;: If you keep taking those you&#039;re going to train me to just leave them there.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>67.170.233.125</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Hacker_Aquarium&amp;diff=37482</id>
		<title>Hacker Aquarium</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Hacker_Aquarium&amp;diff=37482"/>
		<updated>2013-12-30T18:48:20Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;67.170.233.125: Replaced content with &amp;quot;Fish belong in the ocean.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Fish belong in the ocean.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>67.170.233.125</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=User:Lacan&amp;diff=37481</id>
		<title>User:Lacan</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=User:Lacan&amp;diff=37481"/>
		<updated>2013-12-30T18:47:57Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;67.170.233.125: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;I&#039;m Charlie.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You&#039;re also not allowed in the space right now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
DICHOTOMY!!!!!&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>67.170.233.125</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Hacker_Aquarium&amp;diff=37343</id>
		<title>Hacker Aquarium</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Hacker_Aquarium&amp;diff=37343"/>
		<updated>2013-12-22T17:35:28Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;67.170.233.125: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;I understand what a Wiki is, but it is unexcellent to keep editing it if it does not pertain to the wiki.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Moreover, what actions do I have to justify? None, really.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* So you got kicked out of the space for being awesome?  You&#039;re not getting an aquarium.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>67.170.233.125</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Hacker_Aquarium&amp;diff=37233</id>
		<title>Hacker Aquarium</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Hacker_Aquarium&amp;diff=37233"/>
		<updated>2013-12-20T01:09:01Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;67.170.233.125: content edit&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Charles, you&#039;re not even really allowed in the space at the moment.  Please go away.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>67.170.233.125</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Hacker_Aquarium&amp;diff=37052</id>
		<title>Hacker Aquarium</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Hacker_Aquarium&amp;diff=37052"/>
		<updated>2013-12-15T01:18:51Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;67.170.233.125: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;:&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;Please do not do this. &amp;amp;mdash; Just about everyone except Charles&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;Charles Tang has been asked to keep away from 2169 Mission, 3rd floor until he comes to a meeting and defends his conduct in the space.  Until then he&#039;s going to have a hard time building an aquarium unless he sends a tele-presence robot (which would be really cool)&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>67.170.233.125</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Hacker_Aquarium&amp;diff=37051</id>
		<title>Hacker Aquarium</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Hacker_Aquarium&amp;diff=37051"/>
		<updated>2013-12-15T01:18:12Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;67.170.233.125: Replaced content with &amp;quot;:&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;Please do not do this. &amp;amp;mdash; Just about everyone except Charles&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; 
&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;Charles Tang has been asked to keep away from 2169 Mission, 2nd floor until he comes to...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;:&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;Please do not do this. &amp;amp;mdash; Just about everyone except Charles&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;Charles Tang has been asked to keep away from 2169 Mission, 2nd floor until he comes to a meeting and defends his conduct in the space.  Until then he&#039;s going to have a hard time building an aquarium unless he sends a tele-presence robot (which would be really cool)&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>67.170.233.125</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Hacker_Aquarium&amp;diff=36920</id>
		<title>Hacker Aquarium</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Hacker_Aquarium&amp;diff=36920"/>
		<updated>2013-12-10T07:02:40Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;67.170.233.125: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;:&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;Please do not do this. &amp;amp;mdash; Just about everyone except Charles&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There is an empty aquarium filled with various objects. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I&#039;m going to make a salt-water aquarium using the berlin method. Berlin Method[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berlin_Method]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Indeed, this is a hacker project. I would be abfab to have a few partners in the hacking process. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Long standing low cost success comes from high water flow, a protein skimmer, light with a high kelvin rating bulb, and a good biological medium to drastically reduce bio-load and once a month maintenance (a water change). Considering the fact I do not want to spend hundreds of dollars on this project, or any money at all, I have a few parts I salvaged from various places. I need people to help me with these mods. There should be quite a few options. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
1. &#039;&#039;&#039;Koralia Pump Modification:&#039;&#039;&#039; I have found a modification thread for a powerhead I scrapped, it requires a change to the impeller. The Koralia Pump Modification [http://www.reefcentral.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1023416] could be done better, however. I think the magnetic impeller could take the pressure of a computer fan in water, which should provide the GPH movement necessary to drive the entire 20 gallon tank, for incredibly low power. Also for a realistic feeling, I found this &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
2. &#039;&#039;&#039;Light&#039;&#039;&#039;: I have a used meanwhile driver and some really really powerful lux leds. Now, It would be cool if they all worked, but I think I blasted them when I tried growing tomatoes in my closet. Regardless, if anyone is aware of some higher kelvin rating LEDs it&#039;d be great. I didn&#039;t find any searching. I do have some T-5 fluorescent tubes but they are only about 8000k which would make the fishies look jaundiced. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
3. &#039;&#039;&#039;Protein Skimmer&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think this will be the really fun part. There are several examples online of engineering these things. [http://www.reefworkshop.com/DIY_proteinskimmer1.htm], but this is my specialty, I&#039;ve built like 10 of them over the years, and they are always fun to make. If we get this part right, you really don&#039;t have to clean anything, just take a cup of water out and replace it to get the trace minerals stripped from the skimming process. The tiny bubbles and the engineered pluming strip the organic matter from the water making it clear, and fresh. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
4. &#039;&#039;&#039;Biological medium&#039;&#039;&#039; | IMPORTANT!- Craigslist, and a reef enthusiasts meet-up. I need to fish for this stuff, but I&#039;ve received it before. There is an alternative to hack our own, which would require oyster shells and cement, exposing our rock sculptures to an acid, then exposing it to a biological medium. However, that takes months. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
5. &#039;&#039;&#039;Arduino Control&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m sure people may like this, but this is where the ultimate control comes from. The main reef controller, auto feeder and metrics probe. They are just starting a community Open Reefs Controllers[http://www.openreefs.com/tutorials]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
FISH SUGGESTIONS &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Suggestions of fish, invertebrates, corals, sponges and algae are accepted. I&#039;ll do my best to find all of it. However, I will not add any livestock that meet the following classifications: fish from pet stores, fish that are at risk but not stated as at risk because of the pet trade and that CITES isn&#039;t working fast enough, fish that ostensibly will not do well in the environment (such as temperature, biotope, and potential conflicts with other fish)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This was my last project at home: 9 different corals, 4 hermit crabs, a tiger pistol shrimp, and a lux lamp it was only .7 gallons [https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/577300_344683118924311_1888821428_n.jpg]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====In popular culture====&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;from [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2013-December/thread.html#40890 the discuss thread]:&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* Batkid: I don&#039;t know who you are but I think this is a bad idea.&lt;br /&gt;
* Al: Having a salt-water aquarium in the space is a terrible idea.&lt;br /&gt;
* Tom: I also think that an aquarium is a bad idea.&lt;br /&gt;
* Praveen: Bollocks!!  Aquarium is an AWESOME idea!!   WE WANT AN AQUARIUM.&lt;br /&gt;
* Alexandra: He said he plans to grow coral, which I think is pretty cool. The tank as-is would not support happy fish.&lt;br /&gt;
* Snail: I want a hacker fish aquarium. :( I want to have nice things.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;What if the tank were populated with tiny robot fish?&lt;br /&gt;
* Alaric: I approve of robot fish. &lt;br /&gt;
* Eric: I am a scuba diver, and would love to help collect local specimens and water for a temperate marine tank.&lt;br /&gt;
* Frantisek: I think that is a really interesting project and I like the bio focus.&lt;br /&gt;
* Ronald: We buy lots of stuff from sparkfun and adafruit.&lt;br /&gt;
* Hannah: I&#039;m gonna chime in with the &amp;quot;bad idea&amp;quot; crowd.&lt;br /&gt;
* Charles: It&#039;s an AQUARIUM&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;AND I WILL BUILD IT.&lt;br /&gt;
* Dot Commie:  An aquarium is a great idea if you&#039;re willing to pay the $200+ monthly power bill. I&#039;m excited about Charles taking on this fiscal responsibility.&lt;br /&gt;
* lizzard: I think it sounds interesting and cool, have lived with salt water aquariums and their enthusiasts before and they don&#039;t have to be all that hard or expensive. Our power bill is about 400-500 a month currently.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>67.170.233.125</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Hacker_Aquarium&amp;diff=36867</id>
		<title>Hacker Aquarium</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Hacker_Aquarium&amp;diff=36867"/>
		<updated>2013-12-09T00:25:54Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;67.170.233.125: /* In popular culture */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;:&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;Please do not do this. &amp;amp;mdash; Anonymous&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There is an empty aquarium filled with various objects. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I&#039;m going to make a salt-water aquarium using the berlin method. Berlin Method[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berlin_Method]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Indeed, this is a hacker project. I would be abfab to have a few partners in the hacking process. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Long standing low cost success comes from high water flow, a protein skimmer, light with a high kelvin rating bulb, and a good biological medium to drastically reduce bio-load and once a month maintenance (a water change). Considering the fact I do not want to spend hundreds of dollars on this project, or any money at all, I have a few parts I salvaged from various places. I need people to help me with these mods. There should be quite a few options. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
1. &#039;&#039;&#039;Koralia Pump Modification:&#039;&#039;&#039; I have found a modification thread for a powerhead I scrapped, it requires a change to the impeller. The Koralia Pump Modification [http://www.reefcentral.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1023416] could be done better, however. I think the magnetic impeller could take the pressure of a computer fan in water, which should provide the GPH movement necessary to drive the entire 20 gallon tank, for incredibly low power. Also for a realistic feeling, I found this &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
2. &#039;&#039;&#039;Light&#039;&#039;&#039;: I have a used meanwhile driver and some really really powerful lux leds. Now, It would be cool if they all worked, but I think I blasted them when I tried growing tomatoes in my closet. Regardless, if anyone is aware of some higher kelvin rating LEDs it&#039;d be great. I didn&#039;t find any searching. I do have some T-5 fluorescent tubes but they are only about 8000k which would make the fishies look jaundiced. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
3. &#039;&#039;&#039;Protein Skimmer&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think this will be the really fun part. There are several examples online of engineering these things. [http://www.reefworkshop.com/DIY_proteinskimmer1.htm], but this is my specialty, I&#039;ve built like 10 of them over the years, and they are always fun to make. If we get this part right, you really don&#039;t have to clean anything, just take a cup of water out and replace it to get the trace minerals stripped from the skimming process. The tiny bubbles and the engineered pluming strip the organic matter from the water making it clear, and fresh. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
4. &#039;&#039;&#039;Biological medium&#039;&#039;&#039; | IMPORTANT!- Craigslist, and a reef enthusiasts meet-up. I need to fish for this stuff, but I&#039;ve received it before. There is an alternative to hack our own, which would require oyster shells and cement, exposing our rock sculptures to an acid, then exposing it to a biological medium. However, that takes months. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
5. &#039;&#039;&#039;Arduino Control&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m sure people may like this, but this is where the ultimate control comes from. The main reef controller, auto feeder and metrics probe. They are just starting a community Open Reefs Controllers[http://www.openreefs.com/tutorials]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
FISH SUGGESTIONS &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Suggestions of fish, invertebrates, corals, sponges and algae are accepted. I&#039;ll do my best to find all of it. However, I will not add any livestock that meet the following classifications: fish from pet stores, fish that are at risk but not stated as at risk because of the pet trade and that CITES isn&#039;t working fast enough, fish that ostensibly will not do well in the environment (such as temperature, biotope, and potential conflicts with other fish)&lt;br /&gt;
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This was my last project at home: 9 different corals, 4 hermit crabs, a tiger pistol shrimp, and a lux lamp it was only .7 gallons [https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/577300_344683118924311_1888821428_n.jpg]&lt;br /&gt;
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====In popular culture====&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;from [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2013-December/thread.html#40890 the discuss thread]:&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* Batkid: I don&#039;t know who you are but I think this is a bad idea.&lt;br /&gt;
* Al: Having a salt-water aquarium in the space is a terrible idea.&lt;br /&gt;
* Tom: I also think that an aquarium is a bad idea.&lt;br /&gt;
* Praveen: Bollocks!!  Aquarium is an AWESOME idea!!   WE WANT AN AQUARIUM.&lt;br /&gt;
* Alexandra: He said he plans to grow coral, which I think is pretty cool. The tank as-is would not support happy fish.&lt;br /&gt;
* Snail: I want a hacker fish aquarium. :( I want to have nice things.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;What if the tank were populated with tiny robot fish?&lt;br /&gt;
* Alaric: I approve of robot fish. &lt;br /&gt;
* Eric: I am a scuba diver, and would love to help collect local specimens and water for a temperate marine tank.&lt;br /&gt;
* Frantisek: I think that is a really interesting project and I like the bio focus.&lt;br /&gt;
* Ronald: We buy lots of stuff from sparkfun and adafruit.&lt;br /&gt;
* Hannah: I&#039;m gonna chime in with the &amp;quot;bad idea&amp;quot; crowd.&lt;br /&gt;
* Charles: It&#039;s an AQUARIUM&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;AND I WILL BUILD IT.&lt;br /&gt;
* Dot Commie:  An aquarium is a great idea if you&#039;re willing to pay the $200+ monthly power bill. I&#039;m excited about Charles taking on this fiscal responsibility.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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