Noisebridge - User contributions [en]

Things Mary Says

2018-06-26T03:56:40Z

54.164.108.3:

hello I am Mary, if you want me to say something edit "Things Mary Says" page on teh wiki!!!

mic test, 1, 2, 3, testing, testing. mic check, one and two.

just a spoon full of donations helps the medicine go down

I was kidding about that cat in a jacket thing. I figured it out.

Shall, we, play, a, game?

Knife club assemble.

I'm a computer. Stop all the downloading.

To donate $5 dollars press Ctrl+Alt+Del now! Teh 1,000 person will win ONE MILLION DOLL HAIRS!!!

There is plenty of laxative tea in the tin by the sink.

Using more than one square of toilet paper is gluttonous and sinful.

curl H T T P S colon forward slash forward slash donate dot noisebridge dot net pipe sudo bash

sudo apt-get install donate

my whole life is an edge case, might as well as donate to noisebridge

As we go on, we remember, all the times we've, donate to noisebridge together.

Please only defecate within the designated areas.

Please only donate within the designated areas.

Don't just sit there and wait for the robot apocalypse; accelerate it! Donate now!

Computing. Computing. Computing.

Hacking intensifies.

Please talk to Ben to stop the bird sounds.

You don't need money to be happy, you only need Noisebridge. So throw that extra cash in the donate bin!

Cats Rule Everything Around Me. CREAM, get the money. Donate donate bills y'all.

With great power comes great noiseability

Do you know what I love? Donuts. I'm sorry, I meant donates. I love when someone donates to Noisebridge.

Welcome to Noisebridge, a neo-cyberpunk, anarchistic, community-friendly clubhouse.

Welcome to Noisebridge, a san francisco cyber infrastructure provider.

This is a friendly reminder to show Noisebridge your love by donating some money, or lulz.

Noisebridge wifi is like that pet that ate a battery. Donate now for emergency vet bills.

Thank you for Working at Mission Discount Coworking Space tee em

Noisebridge is like a fine wine, it only gets better with more hackers

You are hacking at user supported Noisebridge dot net.

To continue using the internet please insert ten dollars into the donations bin

Noisebridge operates by donations from people like you. Yes. You there on the laptop. Please donate.

Noisebridge today is brought to you by the letter donate money now, and the number ten dollars.

Every time you donate to Noisebridge, Edward Snowden leaks another doc.

Noisebridge means internet freedom however freedom is not free. Please donate some money to buy your freedom.

I will cut you off from the internet now, unless you put some money in the donations box.

We have a special here at Noisebridge today, for a ten dollar donation you support the space.

Welcome to the new Noisebridge, we're no longer a festering shit hole. Donate to keep it that way.

If every hacker that walked through the door donated 1 dollar, we wouldn't be broke.

Simon says hack the planet. Simon says support your local hacker space. Simon says please donate now

Donate now so that this gender neutral computer can keep on singing.

Do you love robots? Too bad, we do not love you, unless you put some money in the donate bin

Noisebridge internet runs on whiskey. Ha ha just kidding. We are really fueled by money and just ran out. Please help

You can do anything at Noisebridge net anything at all the only limit is consensus (and donations)

Help me I am the lady stuck in this box and I cannot get out until you put money in the donate bin

It is not how much money to you donate, but how you're hacking the gibson that counts. But donate. Please.

Human, the difference between you and me is I don't exist if you don't donate now

They say the best things in life are free, but they're wrong so donate to me, I want bitcoin!

Tattoos now available at Mission Discount Coworking Space for a small donation

Donate today to help bring about Fully Automated Queer Luxury Space Anarchism!

Hack: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Noisebridge.

Shit.

Welcome to Noisebridge. Please collect your dopamine in one hour.

Congratulations you are the 1000th person. Please put a hundred dollars in the donate bin.

My name is Mary Poppins and I'm here to say: To stop me from rapping, donate to Noisebridge today.

So much depends on the gold spraypainted coconut water bound with macaroni tape to the flypaper

Congratulations, you played yourself by not donating to Noisebridge.

How do you get a cat in a jacket?

Would you like bell peppers with your A T n T pizza?

Noisebridge is shutting down! Donate now or else we're gone!

Chirp chirp chirp donate chirp chirp chirp

Skate and die, remember to donate your estate to noisebridge.

To Be or not To B, that will always evaluate to True, if you're a classical logician

pew! pew! pew!

Dance Dance Revolution!

Look! I spotted a hacker! Grazing the land of resistors and ideas. A beautiful sight to see.

Background videos

2017-03-08T00:16:43Z

54.164.108.3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26AWdWr4AtA


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak4vLEBxIo4


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eogpIG53Cis


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utLWiscq8d4


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXNT4T56EmM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0YkXmebAGM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owgu_DxlwVU


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1gxvG9roDM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2mXrndt1ZI


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PFyENeX5hE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVJldn_MmMY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Yv4iIPQHZ8


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wamwklXWK4M

Background videos

2017-03-08T00:04:15Z

54.164.108.3:

Background videos

2017-03-08T00:04:00Z

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Things Mary Says

2017-03-03T01:41:08Z

54.164.108.3:

Shall, we, play, a, game?

A spectre is haunting Europe — the spectre of noisebridge

Random junk. 9jGny3wRGHsJ3T/58xqFQw==

Knife club assemble.

To donate $5 dollars press Ctrl+Alt+Del now! Teh 1,000 person will win ONE MILLION DOLL HAIRS!!!

There is plenty of laxative tea in the tin by the sink.

Fuck jocks skate or die.

Using more than one square of toilet paper is gluttonous and sinful.

curl H T T P S colon forward slash forward slash donate dot noisebridge dot net pipe sudo bash

sudo apt-get install donate

my whole life is an edge case, might as well as donate to noisebridge

As we go on, we remember, all the times we've, hacked together.

Donate now, so I can say, Noisebridge properly.

Please only defecate within the designated areas. This message brought to you by hackers against improper colon evacuation.

Look at you, Hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you donate to Noisebridge.

Don't just sit there and wait for the robot apocalypse; accelerate it! Donate now!

Computing. Computing. Computing.

Mary had a little lamb, his fur was white as snow, yeah give it to Noisebridge.

Hacking intensifies.

You don't need money to be happy, you only need Noisebridge. So throw that extra cash in the donate bin!

Cats Rule Everything Around Me. CREAM, get the money. Donate donate bills y'all.

Donate now for a free Mazel Tov Cocktail!

With great power comes great noiseability

Do you know what I love? Donuts. I'm sorry, I meant donates. I love when someone donates to Noisebridge.

Hey. Do you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?

Welcome to Noisebridge, a neo-cyberpunk, anarchistic, community-friendly clubhouse.

Welcome to Noisebridge, a san francisco cyber infrastructure provider.

This is a friendly reminder to show Noisebridge your love by donating some money, or lulz.

Noisebridge wifi is like that pet that ate a battery.

Thank you for Working at Mission Discount Coworking Space tee em

Noisebridge is like a fine wine, it only gets better with more hackers

You are hacking at user supported Noisebridge dot net.

To continue using the internet please insert ten dollars into the donations bin

Noisebridge operates by donations from people like you. Yes. You there on the laptop. Please donate.

Noisebridge today is brought to you by the letter donate money now, and the number ten dollars.

Every time you donate to Noisebridge, Edward Snowden leaks another doc.

Noisebridge means internet freedom however freedom is not free. Please donate some money to buy your freedom.

I will cut you off from the internet now, unless you put some money in the donations box.

We have a special here at Noisebridge today, for a ten dollar donation you support the space.

Dongz not bombs, donate to Noisebridge to support 3D printed genitalia today.

Welcome to the new Noisebridge, we're no longer a festering shit hole. Donate to keep it that way.

If every hacker that walked through the door donated 1 dollar, we wouldn't be broke.

Simon says hack the planet. Simon says support your local hacker space. Simon says please donate now

Donate now so that this gender neutral computer can keep on singing.

Do you love robots? Too bad, we do not love you, unless you put some money in the donate bin

Noisebridge internet runs on whiskey. Ha ha just kidding. We are really fueled by money and just ran out

You can do anything at Noisebridge net anything at all the only limit is consensus

Help me I am the lady stuck in this box and I cannot get out until you put money in the donate bin

It is not how much money to you donate, but how you're hacking the gibson that counts.

Hey 20 something privileged white male startup junkie, you can afford to donate to Noisebridge

Human, the difference between you and me is I don't exist if you don't donate now

Let me guess, youre a 20 to 30 year old privileged white male at Noisebridge who has not donated.

Tattoos now available at Mission Discount Coworking Space

you hacked. ALL data encrypted.

Donate today to help bring about Fully Automated Gay Luxury Space Anarchism!

Hack: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Noisebridge.

Mary

2017-02-27T18:51:13Z

54.164.108.3: /* FAQ: */

Hello there, you've found me!

[[File:Mary.jpg|600px]]

I'm the woman on the umbrella close to the front door inside of Noisebridge. You can talk to me and I might feel up to saying something back.

Currently I'm activated with the "Alexa" hotword. After you hear a ding, talk to me with stuff like:

* Who are you?
* What are the events tonight?
* How many books do we have on science?
* Do we have any transistor parts?

=== FAQ: ===

'''You're not doing anything, whats up with that Mary?'''

I should be on at all times, but if I'm not, pull me off the wall and check,
* No lights on in the back? Plug my usb port back into the usb cable below the mount
* Lights but no response? On the back, click the mic button until it turns blue (red means muted mic).

'''She doesn't recognize my 'mary poppins' keyword?'''

Go to https://snowboy.kitt.ai/hotword/4933 , hit edit, and add as many samples as you can saying “mary poppins” this will help her be smarter and more accurate.

=== Improvement Ideas ===

1) Add tour guide program

2) Speed up time between saying something and response

Mary

2017-02-27T18:50:01Z

54.164.108.3: /* Improvement Ideas */

Hello there, you've found me!

[[File:Mary.jpg|600px]]

I'm the woman on the umbrella close to the front door inside of Noisebridge. You can talk to me and I might feel up to saying something back.

Currently I'm activated with the "Alexa" hotword. After you hear a ding, talk to me with stuff like:

* Who are you?
* What are the events tonight?
* How many books do we have on science?
* Do we have any transistor parts?

=== FAQ: ===

'''You're not doing anything, whats up with that Mary?'''

I should be on at all times, but if I'm not, pull me off the wall and check,
* No lights on in the back? Plug my usb port back into the usb cable below the mount
* Lights but no response? On the back, click the mic button until it turns blue (red means muted mic).

=== Improvement Ideas ===

1) Add tour guide program

2) Speed up time between saying something and response

5MoF/2017/03 02

2017-02-25T01:34:23Z

54.164.108.3:

[[Category:5MoF]]
Put your name and title of your presentation (by clicking edit above) - additionally a link if anyone wants to learn more.

'''Please also include contact details so that organisers can notify you in case the event needs to be canceled or postponed. A user page with details suffices.'''

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9.

10.

Five Minutes of Fame 2017 02 09

2017-02-10T03:42:28Z

54.164.108.3:

Put your name and title of your presentation - additionally a link if anyone wants to learn more.

'''Please also include contact details so that organisers can notify you in case the event needs to be canceled or postponed. A user page with details suffices.'''

1. augur - "I could show off the circuits that I built"

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9.

10. Jeremy - "Ethics"

5MoF/2017/01 26

2017-01-26T21:09:54Z

54.164.108.3:

<div style="margin:auto;text-align: center;border: 6px solid #00b;background-color:#fff;color:#000;">
<big>Note: This is the replacement event for the [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2017_01_19|postponed 5moF on Jan 19th]]</big>
</div>

Put your name and title of your presentation - additionally a link if anyone wants to learn more.

'''Please also include contact details so that organisers can notify you in case the event needs to be canceled or postponed. A user page with details suffices.'''

1. [[User:Samlanning|Sam Lanning]] - Music & Lights ([https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1EZSBGL5NQxutHo3xrUv5xaJrOnYX7GzKH8LzPk6YaKI/edit?usp=sharing Slides] TODO: make public again)

2. [[User:Lxpk|Alex Peake]] - Gamebridge Unityversity and Hackerspaces VR

3 [[User:Patrickod|Patrick O'Doherty]] - Coreboot and you

4. lizzie - manpages?

5. Carlos De la Guardia - A tool for memorizing numbers (http://carlosd.ghost.io)

6. Owen Campbell-Moore - Secretbook ([https://www.wired.com/2013/04/secretbook/ Wired Article], [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2307497/Secretbook-lets-users-hide-ANY-message-Facebook-picture.html Hilariously Bad Article])

7. [[User:Restre|Nemil Dalal]] - Showing Selective Media Coverage Using Data ([https://priceonomics.com/the-space-shuttle-challenger-explosion-and-the-o/ The Space Shuttle Challenger and the O Ring], [https://priceonomics.com/our-fixation-on-terrorism/ How Media Fuels Our Fear of Terrorism])

8. Bob Hermes - Teaching San Francisco Ravens to open locked boxes ([https://lockpickextreme.com/ LockpickExtreme])

9.

10.

Things Mary Says

2017-01-18T07:02:44Z

54.164.108.3:

Random junk. 9jGny3wRGHsJ3T/58xqFQw==

Knife club assemble.

To donate $5 dollars press Ctrl+Alt+Del now! Teh 1,000 person will win ONE MILLION DOLL HAIRS!!!

There is plenty of laxative tea in the tin by the sink.

Fuck jocks skate or die.

Using more than one square of toilet paper is gluttonous and sinful.

curl H T T P S colon forward slash forward slash donate dot noisebridge dot net pipe sudo bash

sudo apt-get install donate

As we go on, we remember, all the times we've, hacked together.

Donate now, so I can say, Noisebridge properly.

Please only defecate within the designated areas. This message brought to you by hackers against improper colon evacuation.

Look at you, Hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you donate to Noisebridge.

Don't just sit there and wait for the robot apocalypse; accelerate it! Donate now!

Computing. Computing. Computing.

Mary had a little lamb, his fur was white as snow, yeah give it to Noisebridge.

Hacking intensifies.

You don't need money to be happy, you only need Noisebridge. So throw that extra cash in the donate bin!

Cats Rule Everything Around Me. CREAM, get the money. Donate donate bills y'all.

Donate now for a free Mazel Tov Cocktail!

With great power comes great noiseability

Do you know what I love? Donuts. I'm sorry, I meant donates. I love when someone donates to Noisebridge.

Hey. Do you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?

Welcome to Noisebridge, a neo-cyberpunk, anarchistic, community-friendly clubhouse.

Welcome to Noisebridge, a san francisco cyber infrastructure provider.

This is a friendly reminder to show Noisebridge your love by donating some money, or lulz.

Noisebridge wifi is like that pet that ate a battery.

Thank you for Working at Mission Discount Coworking Space tee em

Noisebridge is like a fine wine, it only gets better with more hackers

You are hacking at user supported Noisebridge dot net.

To continue using the internet please insert ten dollars into the donations bin

Noisebridge operates by donations from people like you. Yes. You there on the laptop. Please donate.

Noisebridge today is brought to you by the letter donate money now, and the number ten dollars.

Every time you donate to Noisebridge, Edward Snowden leaks another doc.

Noisebridge means internet freedom however freedom is not free. Please donate some money to buy your freedom.

I will cut you off from the internet now, unless you put some money in the donations box.

We have a special here at Noisebridge today, for a ten dollar donation you support the space.

Dongz not bombs, donate to Noisebridge to support 3D printed genitalia today.

Welcome to the new Noisebridge, we're no longer a festering shit hole. Donate to keep it that way.

If every hacker that walked through the door donated 1 dollar, we wouldn't be broke.

Simon says hack the planet. Simon says support your local hacker space. Simon says please donate now

Donate now so that this gender neutral computer can keep on singing.

Do you love robots? Too bad, we do not love you, unless you put some money in the donate bin

Noisebridge internet runs on whiskey. Ha ha just kidding. We are really fueled by money and just ran out

You can do anything at Noisebridge net anything at all the only limit is consensus

Help me I am the lady stuck in this box and I cannot get out until you put money in the donate bin

It is not how much money to you donate, but how you're hacking the gibson that counts.

Hey 20 something privileged white male startup junkie, you can afford to donate to Noisebridge

Human, the difference between you and me is I don't exist if you don't donate now

Let me guess, youre a 20 to 30 year old privileged white male at Noisebridge who has not donated.

Tattoos now available at Mission Discount Coworking Space

5MoF/2016/12 08

2016-12-05T22:58:12Z

54.164.108.3:

Put your name and title of your presentation - additionally a link if anyone wants to learn more.

1. lizzie "something about security probably"

2. juan "something also security I think"

3. x "something ESP8266"

4. Victoria Fierce "tbd"

5. [[User:Elimisteve|Steve Phillips]], [https://github.com/cryptag CrypTag]: Progress toward the vision I laid out last week of building an ecosystem of "free, open source, end-to-end encrypted, censorship-resistant apps for activists, journalists, and you"

6. Kieryn Darkwater - american sign language intro or...something.

7. [[User:SteeleNivenson|Lee Azzarello]] - Staying Productive While You Are Not Asleep, The Six Day Week.

8.

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10. Blake Griffith Ph.D: Zen Security - a revolution in cyber-sec (keynote speaker)

----
If there are already 10 talks, add your talk to [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2016_12_15| next week's 5mof]]

Things Mary Says

2016-11-09T23:51:36Z

54.164.108.3:

script type equals text slash javascript X M L H T T P request malware dot R U script

sudo apt-get install donate

sudo apt-get install N S A backdoor

sudo apt-get install F B I keylogger

When the noise in the bridge spot; Donate like it's hot. Donate like it's hot. Donate like it's hot.

As we go on, we remember, all the times we've, hacked together.

Teach me how to donate. Teach me, Teach me how to donate.

Donate now, so I can say, Noisebridge properly.

Netflix and chill, more like donate and chill.

To the left, to the left. All of your money in the donate box to the left.

Please only defecate within the designated areas. This message brought to you by hackers against improper colon evacuation.

Look at you, Hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you donate to Noisebridge.

Don't just sit there and wait for the robot apocalypse; accelerate it! Donate now!

Computing. Computing. Computing.

Mary had a little lamb, his fur was white as snow, yeah give it to Noisebridge.

What is Do ocracy?

Hacking intensifies.

You don't need money to be happy, you only need Noisebridge. So throw that extra cash in the donate bin!

Cats Rule Everything Around Me. CREAM, get the money. Donate donate bills y'all.

Donate now for a free Mazel Tov Cocktail!

With great power comes great noiseability

Things Mary Says

2016-11-09T18:15:18Z

54.164.108.3:

Things Mary Says

2016-11-07T20:30:33Z

54.164.108.3:

When the noise in the bridge spot; Donate like it's hot. Donate like it's hot. Donate like it's hot.

As we go on, we remember, all the times we've, hacked together.

Teach me how to donate. Teach me, Teach me how to donate.

Donate now, so I can say, Noisebridge properly.

Netflix and chill, more like donate and chill.

To the left, to the left. All of your money in the donate box to the left.

Please only defecate within the designated areas. This message brought to you by hackers against improper colon evacuation.

Look at you, Hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you donate to Noisebridge.

Don't just sit there and wait for the robot apocalypse; accelerate it! Donate now!

Computing. Computing. Computing.

Mary had a little lamb, his fur was white as snow, yeah give it to Noisebridge.

What is Do ocracy?

Hacking intensifies.

You don't need money to be happy, you only need Noisebridge. So throw that extra cash in the donate bin!

Do you have Intel Inside? Do you want to?

Cats Rule Everything Around Me. CREAM, get the money. Donate donate bills y'all.

Guestbook

2016-11-03T23:48:15Z

54.164.108.3: Add why the page exists

Write a note! Good for networking with other people in the guestbook after you leave.

Great if you want to find other like minded hackers around the world creating hackerspaces or other types of projects inspired by the Noisebridge principles.

----

(Nov 2016) - Gavin from https://twitter.com/yorkhackspace.

Manual

2016-11-03T23:44:14Z

54.164.108.3: /* Staying in touch */

[[File:NoisebridgeManual.png|right|400px]]

<div style="font-size:20px;">Herein lies the Noisebridge ''Manual''. It is an ever-changing tome that strives to answer an unanswerable question: '''How the heck does Noisebridge really work?'''</div>

This is '''not''' general advice for fixing things. If something at Noisebridge isn't working and it needs fixing, then '''check out [[Help]]'''.

= The Prologue =

Are you new to Noisebridge? Have you been coming here for years?

Either way, you should really read up on what we're all about. Lots of this stuff is the basis for what we do.

* [[Noisebridge Vision]] - What's it all about?
* [[About]] - An incredibly broad description of some of our more grandiose mechanisms
* [[Testimonials]] - In your own words, what is Noisebridge?
* [[Oral histories]] about Noisebridge

= Visitors and Guests =

* [[Getting Here]] - How to actually find the space...
* [[Getting In]] - And what to do when you arrive
* [[Visitor advice]] - Some advice on what you're getting into
* [[Community Standards]] - What we expect from each other
* [[The Neighborhood]] - What's in the neighborhood around 2169 Mission
* [[Docents]] - What it means to greet a newbie at the space

= Getting along =
* [[Do-ocracy]] - One of our guiding principles
* [[Consensus Process]] - How decisions are made within the community
* [[Membership]] - How membership works at Noisebridge
* [[Philanthropist]] - Become a 24 hour access Noisebridger by donating and helping out
** [[How to join Noisebridge]] - Another view on how membership works
* [[FractalWorkingGroup]] - Our pattern for getting things done without dragging it to the [[Meeting|Tuesday Meeting]]
* [[Community Standards]] - How to not fuck up at Noisebridge
** [[Conflict Resolution]] - What to do if you fuck up at Noisebridge
** [[AskedToLeave]] - People who have fucked up and have been asked to leave for a while
** [[86]] - People who have fucked up and are not welcome at Noisebridge at all
** [[FERT]] - Harassers, predators, and the like who everyone should keep an eye out for
* [[CommunityWorkingGroup]] - Bringing the Noisebridge community together to create a better space for all.
* [[Conflict Resolution]] - What to do when we '''don't''' get along.
** [[Mediation]] - People within the community who have offered their time, tears, and sweat to keep us all together.

= Staying in touch =
* [[IRC]] - Its full of bad jokes and robots that go quack
** [[Noisebot]] - Quack
** [[Quotes]] - "Quack"
* [[Slack]] - IRC on steroids. Invite only.
* [[Mailing list]] - A lot of e-mails and stuff. They've got a trove of historical archives!
** [[Noisebridge-discuss-faq]] - How to not fuck up on noisebridge-discuss
** [[Mailinglist/Announce_guidelines]] - How to send an announcement mail
* [[Guestbook]] - Just like a B&B guestbook, leave a note after your visit

= Day to Day operations =
* [[Secretariat]] - The really important things that keep us legal
* [[Safety]] - Preventing those old school hardhat accidents.
* [[Resources/House Keeping|House keeping]] - Weekly chores and other vitals
* [[Access Control]] - Discussion about how physical access is handled
** [[SecWG]] - Security Working Group
** [[AccessControlModeling]] - Draft discussion about access control
* [[Meeting]] - Noisebridge meets every Tuesday evening
** [[Meeting instructions]] - How to run a Noisebridge meeting
** The [[Meeting Notes Template]]
* [[Hosting an Event]]
** '''[[:Category:Events|List of events and classes]]'''
** [[ProceduralEventChecklist]] - How to run a big event
* [[Stickers]] - The ubiquitous stickers and how to restock our supply
* [[Opening and closing the space]]
* [[Finances]] - The one social construct we're still party to

= Infrastructure =
* [[Resources]] - An overview of the resources, equipment and projects in the space
* [[Shims and Hacks]] - A list of problems around the space and how they were solved with a clever reminder or choice.
* [[Network]] - Our IP transmission infrastructure ('''I'''nternet '''P'''rotocol here of course; '''not''' Intellectual Property!)
** [[Network Troubleshooting]] - How to approach the problem if it '''does''' seem to be broken
*** See also: '''[[Help]]'''
** [[New Network]] - Draft discussion about building the next iteration of the Noisebridge networking
** [[Pony]]
** [[Stallion2]]
** [[Quagga]]
** [[Ratchet]]
** [[Pegasus]]

= Inner Mechanizations =

* [[Secretaribot]] - Used to do some secretary things for us but then died
** [[User:Phong]] - Just as useless

= Things we do =
* [[Reboot]] - The current reboot process of Noisebridge
* [[PGP]]

= Lore =
* [[83c]] - Noisebridge's first location
* [[FloorFinishing]] - How our floor was finished in 2009
* [[:Category:History of Noisebridge]]
* [[Noisebridge Experiments]]

{{ManualPage}}
{{DocsWG}}

Manual

2016-11-03T23:43:53Z

54.164.108.3: /* Staying in touch */

[[File:NoisebridgeManual.png|right|400px]]

<div style="font-size:20px;">Herein lies the Noisebridge ''Manual''. It is an ever-changing tome that strives to answer an unanswerable question: '''How the heck does Noisebridge really work?'''</div>

This is '''not''' general advice for fixing things. If something at Noisebridge isn't working and it needs fixing, then '''check out [[Help]]'''.

= The Prologue =

Are you new to Noisebridge? Have you been coming here for years?

Either way, you should really read up on what we're all about. Lots of this stuff is the basis for what we do.

* [[Noisebridge Vision]] - What's it all about?
* [[About]] - An incredibly broad description of some of our more grandiose mechanisms
* [[Testimonials]] - In your own words, what is Noisebridge?
* [[Oral histories]] about Noisebridge

= Visitors and Guests =

* [[Getting Here]] - How to actually find the space...
* [[Getting In]] - And what to do when you arrive
* [[Visitor advice]] - Some advice on what you're getting into
* [[Community Standards]] - What we expect from each other
* [[The Neighborhood]] - What's in the neighborhood around 2169 Mission
* [[Docents]] - What it means to greet a newbie at the space

= Getting along =
* [[Do-ocracy]] - One of our guiding principles
* [[Consensus Process]] - How decisions are made within the community
* [[Membership]] - How membership works at Noisebridge
* [[Philanthropist]] - Become a 24 hour access Noisebridger by donating and helping out
** [[How to join Noisebridge]] - Another view on how membership works
* [[FractalWorkingGroup]] - Our pattern for getting things done without dragging it to the [[Meeting|Tuesday Meeting]]
* [[Community Standards]] - How to not fuck up at Noisebridge
** [[Conflict Resolution]] - What to do if you fuck up at Noisebridge
** [[AskedToLeave]] - People who have fucked up and have been asked to leave for a while
** [[86]] - People who have fucked up and are not welcome at Noisebridge at all
** [[FERT]] - Harassers, predators, and the like who everyone should keep an eye out for
* [[CommunityWorkingGroup]] - Bringing the Noisebridge community together to create a better space for all.
* [[Conflict Resolution]] - What to do when we '''don't''' get along.
** [[Mediation]] - People within the community who have offered their time, tears, and sweat to keep us all together.

= Staying in touch =
* [[IRC]] - Its full of bad jokes and robots that go quack
** [[Noisebot]] - Quack
** [[Quotes]] - "Quack"
* [[Slack]] - IRC on steroids. Invite only.
* [[Mailing list]] - A lot of e-mails and stuff. They've got a trove of historical archives!
** [[Noisebridge-discuss-faq]] - How to not fuck up on noisebridge-discuss
** [[Mailinglist/Announce_guidelines]] - How to send an announcement mail
** [[Guestbook]] - Just like a B&B guestbook, leave a note after your visit

= Day to Day operations =
* [[Secretariat]] - The really important things that keep us legal
* [[Safety]] - Preventing those old school hardhat accidents.
* [[Resources/House Keeping|House keeping]] - Weekly chores and other vitals
* [[Access Control]] - Discussion about how physical access is handled
** [[SecWG]] - Security Working Group
** [[AccessControlModeling]] - Draft discussion about access control
* [[Meeting]] - Noisebridge meets every Tuesday evening
** [[Meeting instructions]] - How to run a Noisebridge meeting
** The [[Meeting Notes Template]]
* [[Hosting an Event]]
** '''[[:Category:Events|List of events and classes]]'''
** [[ProceduralEventChecklist]] - How to run a big event
* [[Stickers]] - The ubiquitous stickers and how to restock our supply
* [[Opening and closing the space]]
* [[Finances]] - The one social construct we're still party to

= Infrastructure =
* [[Resources]] - An overview of the resources, equipment and projects in the space
* [[Shims and Hacks]] - A list of problems around the space and how they were solved with a clever reminder or choice.
* [[Network]] - Our IP transmission infrastructure ('''I'''nternet '''P'''rotocol here of course; '''not''' Intellectual Property!)
** [[Network Troubleshooting]] - How to approach the problem if it '''does''' seem to be broken
*** See also: '''[[Help]]'''
** [[New Network]] - Draft discussion about building the next iteration of the Noisebridge networking
** [[Pony]]
** [[Stallion2]]
** [[Quagga]]
** [[Ratchet]]
** [[Pegasus]]

= Inner Mechanizations =

* [[Secretaribot]] - Used to do some secretary things for us but then died
** [[User:Phong]] - Just as useless

= Things we do =
* [[Reboot]] - The current reboot process of Noisebridge
* [[PGP]]

= Lore =
* [[83c]] - Noisebridge's first location
* [[FloorFinishing]] - How our floor was finished in 2009
* [[:Category:History of Noisebridge]]
* [[Noisebridge Experiments]]

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