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Official, Semi-Official, one-off and other events at the Noisebridge space.&lt;br /&gt;
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=Event Calendar=&lt;br /&gt;
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Not all events make it onto this calendar. Many events only make it to the [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/ Discussion] or [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-announce/ Announcements] mailing lists, [[IRC]] or in person at [[Meetings | Tuesday meetings]]. Best of all, Noisebridge is about people getting together at the space in San Francisco to do stuff.  DO pay attention, as some events just arise organically from the bottom up!&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Want to host your event at Noisebridge?&#039;&#039;&#039; We like seeing classes and talks on interesting things pertaining to various subjects of hacking. Most of all, we like seeing familiar faces. Please participate in the space and our [[Meetings|weekly Tuesday meetings]] to see if we&#039;re the right audience for what you want to share before announcing a new event. Additionally, please see our [[Hosting an Event|events hosting page]] for suggestions on how to use Noisebridge for your event/class/workshop.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Upcoming Events &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&amp;amp;action=edit&amp;amp;section=2 edit]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt; ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- Please read our &amp;quot;Hosting an Event&amp;quot; page and possibly follow some of the guidelines there before posting your event here https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Hosting_an_Event&lt;br /&gt;
It&#039;s smart (read this as highly RECOMMENDED!) to add in a link to a wiki page with more information about your event, and a way to contact the event organizer(s). Thanks!&lt;br /&gt;
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Please see the current postings at our [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] for events that are in the active process of being formed and may not yet have made it here.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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|time         = Friday, February 5th, 2016, 7:00pm&lt;br /&gt;
|title        = HackTheLeft&lt;br /&gt;
|description  = &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[HackTheLeft|Hack the Left]] is an &#039;&#039;anticapitalist&#039;&#039; hackathon, February 5-7 at Noisebridge.  This is an experiment to see what happens when you get a bunch of leftists in a room for a weekend with the intention to advance liberatory and &#039;&#039;anticapitalist&#039;&#039; projects using technology. This includes software projects like Tor and Signal, art projects like the Anti-Eviction Mapping Project and Men in Grey, hardware projects like mesh networks and signal jammers, and tools for rad organizations like Anti Police-Crimethink Project and Food Not Bombs. It&#039;s clear that there&#039;s a huge amount of opportunity for liberatory technology. It&#039;s up to us to build it.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[HackTheLeft|Hack the Left]] is &#039;&#039;&#039;especially&#039;&#039;&#039; appropriate for those of us who would rather not get swept up in the &#039;&#039;capitalist&#039;&#039; exhibitionism of Super Bowl 50 Week going down around the Northeastern end of Mission St this entire week.&lt;br /&gt;
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|time         = Wednesday, February 17th, 2016, 19:00&lt;br /&gt;
|title        = Shop Safety Class&lt;br /&gt;
|description  = Learn how to use the dirty shop and all of its toys and tools!&lt;br /&gt;
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|time         = Saturday, February 20th, 2016, 12pm&lt;br /&gt;
|title        = GODWAFFLE NOISE PANCAKES&lt;br /&gt;
|description  = [[Godwaffle_20_Feb_2016|The 20-Feb GODWAFFLE NOISE PANCAKES]] has Noisebands and gourmet vegan pancakes!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Bands:  Guillermo Galindo, Leah Peah (VA), Alien Slang, Fenian (L.A.), Nature vs Man (NYC)&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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|time         = Saturday, March 12th, 2016, 12pm&lt;br /&gt;
|title        = GODWAFFLE NOISE PANCAKES&lt;br /&gt;
|description  = [[Godwaffle_12_Mar_2016|The 12-Mar GODWAFFLE NOISE PANCAKES]] has Noisebands and gourmet vegan pancakes!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Bands:  TBD&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Recurring Events &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&amp;amp;action=edit&amp;amp;section=3 edit]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt; ===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Template:Recurring}} - Every week.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} - Certain weeks, e.g. 1st week only.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Template:RecurringException|-2nd}} - Except certain weeks, or other schedule exceptions.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;!-- Please check the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] and the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] for alternate locations arranged by event organizers &amp;amp; participants.&lt;br /&gt;
Please refrain from deleting others&#039; classes without first getting agreement.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; You may do this by using a valid [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] email address, or else by going anonymous if you really must.&lt;br /&gt;
Please read our &amp;quot;Hosting an Event&amp;quot; page and possibly follow some of the guidelines there before posting your event herehttps://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Hosting_an_Event&lt;br /&gt;
It&#039;s smart (read this as highly RECOMMENDED!) to add in a link to a wiki page with more information about your event, and a way to contact the event organizer(s)Thanks!&lt;br /&gt;
Large turnout events should be written in &#039;&#039;&#039;bold&#039;&#039;&#039;--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==== Mondays ====&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} &#039;&#039;&#039;7:30 pm to 10:00 pm [[Circuit Hacking Mondays]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:black&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;!-- (Early start of 3:00pm on Monday holidays.)--&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;padding-left: 30px; max-width: 725px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;- Learn to solder! And make cool things with electronics. [[User:maltman23|Mitch]], [[User:Tman66|J]], Rolf, [[User:Miloh|Miloh]], [[User:Cedric|Cedric]], Cheng, Greg, and/or a host of others will bring kits-for-purchase to make cool, hackable things for all skill levels that you can bring home after you make them! Many designed for &#039;&#039;&#039;absolute beginners&#039;&#039;&#039;! Bring your own projects to hack! Bring things to fix! All ages. All are welcome! See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] and the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} &#039;&#039;&#039;8:00 pm to 10:00 pm [[Front-end Web Development]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - &#039;&#039;&#039;No lecture 2016-01-18.&#039;&#039;&#039; Learn HTML/CSS/JS. A series of talks on different topics every week, taught in the Church classroom. Recap of last week&#039;s material starts at &#039;&#039;&#039;7:30 pm&#039;&#039;&#039;. Join the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/webdev WebDev list] or the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for updates.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Take Out the Trash Night -- Round One]] Be sure to put bins out by midnight as the trash truck comes between 1:30 to 2:30am.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm to 9:00 pm &#039;&#039;&#039;[[PyClass|Intermediate Python with PyClass]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Crash course in the Python standard library. Monday session is held in Turing Classroom.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Tuesdays ====&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} &#039;&#039;&#039;5:00 pm to 7:30 pm [[Songbridge|Songbridge Music Making Tuesdays]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Beginner-friendly music making and mentoring meetup with Ableton/GarageBand/Logic tutorials for beginners and peer collabs. ([[Noise Square Table]]).&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}}  &#039;&#039;&#039;6:30 pm to 8:30 pm [[SCoT|Sewing and Crafting]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Come learn how to use the sewing machines or just work on a craft (e.g. knitting, crocheting, felt working, embroidery, leatherworking, beading, etc.). All skill levels are welcome. &lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} &#039;&#039;&#039;7:00 pm to 9:00 pm [http://www.railsschool.org Ruby and Rails class]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Seminar and workshop for learning everything about Ruby, Rails, and web application development (Church classroom). See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} &#039;&#039;&#039;8:30 pm to 11:30 pm [[Gamebridge|Gamebridge Unityversity Game Dev Tuesdays]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Beginner-friendly game development class and meetup, learn and share C# Unity coding, 2D/3D art, design, writing and audio. Learn how to mentor and help teach game dev. ([[Noise Square Table]]).&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} &#039;&#039;&#039;7:30 pm [[Meetings|Noisebridge Weekly Meeting]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Introducing new people and events to the space, general discussion, and decision-making on key issues. &#039;&#039;&#039;This is your space, folks. Come on out here in person to express what you think about what&#039;s going on with it!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Wednesdays ====&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm [[Digital Archivists]] - Learn how to scan books and help build book scanners.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringException|alternating monthly}} 6:30 pm to 9:30 pm - &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Cyberspectrum|Cyberspectrum: Software Defined Radio Meetup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; in the Hackatorium(&#039;&#039;new&#039;&#039;): A place to learn and exchange ideas about SDR. Presentations on concepts, mystery signals, hardware/software and cool applications. Event alternates monthly between SF and the South Bay.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} 7:30pm to 10pm &#039;&#039;&#039;Art with Software&#039;&#039;&#039; in Church room. Present your personal and expressive art made with software/hardware of your making and get feedback and critical dialogue from fellow artist/technologists. Find collaborators and find better ways to make such work. Event info and registration is specifically on the group&#039;s Meetup webpage [http://www.meetup.com/with-software-art here].  Meeting monthly (first Wednesday of each month) in 2016.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 8:00 pm to 10:00 pm [[DreamTeam| Dream Team Neuro Hackery]] - EEG research &amp;amp; development project with general interest in sleep, dreaming, creative intelligence, and many loosely related topics such as: neurophysiology, signal processing, cognitive neuroscience, and (especially) hacking code and devices for data acquisition and analysis.  Join us at the [[CollaborationStation]] (near the Hackatorium).  Expect general discussion around 8 PM - usually moving along by 9 PM to focus on more technical aspects of current project.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:30 pm to 9 pm &#039;&#039;&#039;[[PiBridge|Raspberry Pi]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - &#039;&#039;NEW&#039;&#039; PiBridge Raspberry Pi Hacking Group is a meetup to explore on Raspberry Pi-based projects. this is our 3rd gathering, &#039;&#039;(1/27/16)&#039;&#039;. Meeting lateral to the Pi Student Learning Station in the Hackatorium, opportunity to move to classroom depending on events this Wednesday.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== &#039;&#039;Super&#039;&#039; Thursdays! ====&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Trash Night -- Round Two]]  - Take out the trash for Friday morning! Do it by midnight as truck comes ~1:30am to 2:30am.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm to 9:00 pm [[Front-end_Web_Development#Lab|Front-end Web Development Lab]] - &#039;&#039;&#039;No lab 2016-01-21.&#039;&#039;&#039; Understand by doing! A recap of Monday&#039;s lecture in workshop form - and a good time for one-on-one help with the material. Meets in Turing.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{template:RecurringNumbered|2nd}} 7:00pm to 9:00pm [[Cryptopal_wg|Cryptopal working group]] - Learn cryptography through coding challenges that demonstrate attacks on real-world cryptography. A different way to learn than taking a class or reading a book!&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} &#039;&#039;&#039;7:00 pm [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&#039;&#039;&#039; a.k.a. 5MoF - lightning 5min talks every 3rd Thursday of the month&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Fridays ====&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|5th}}  6:00 pm to 8:00 pm [[Computerology]] in Turing or  [[CollaborationStation]], understanding and using computers&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|5th}}  8:00 pm to 10:00 pm [[FUN Tutoring]] @ [[CollaborationStation]]&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} [[Noisebridge Gaming Archivists]] Meetup 6:00 pm to 10:00 pm -- Come play, fix, mod retro consoles. Create and play is our motto! If you like video games, this is the place for you.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Saturdays ====&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 1:00 pm to 2:00 pm [[CPP Class]] discussion in Hackitorum/Fox Lounge/Church. Currently looking for folks wanting to help plan out lessons.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 1:00 pm  [[Zine Hacking]] Hacking on the good ol&#039; fashioned analog Zine with Torrie, Mari and anyone who wants to come and be excellent and make excellent art.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringException|alternating monthly}} 3:00 pm  [[Goths &amp;amp; Crafts]] Spooky people making spooky things in the sewing area. All kinds of crafts welcome and things don&#039;t necessarily have to be goth. But if you have an eye towards the darker side of the color spectrum, this may be for you!&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Sundays ====&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 12:30 pm to 7:30 pm [[Dungeons and Dragons]] in Church, currently looking for new players.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringException|alternating monthly}} 1:00 pm Monthly Lock Sport Collaboration: Come learn how to pick locks and learn more about them with the [http://www.tooolsf.org/ SF Bay Area chapter] of [http://toool.us/ TOOOL]. The group meets on alternating  months at Noisebridge and in San Jose. Check the [https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/tooolsf-announce TOOOL SF announcement list] for details. &lt;br /&gt;
* (defunct?) {{Template:Recurring}} 2pm to 4pm [[(affiliated_with)_Women_Who_Code_Algorithms_Study_Group|Algorithms Study Group]] in Church or Turing classroom - Whiteboarding + looking at really fun computer science topics. We want to make interviewing for code interviews fun and even continue our algorithm skills when we are not interviewing! Affiliated with Women Who Code, but Men welcome too.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|2nd}} 2:00 pm [[BAHA]] - [http://baha.bitrot.info Bay Area Hacker&#039;s Association] - security meeting (This group has been inactive.)&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 3:00 pm [[Go]] - Playing of the Go board game. On nice days we often take the boards to Dolores Park and play there.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 6:00 pm [[Plan 9]] class (if not Noisebridge check Sycamore)&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 12:00 pm to 4:00 pm .impact Workathons in Turing classrom. Work on projects that will help humanity &amp;amp; beyond.&lt;br /&gt;
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If you&#039;d like to contact somebody at Noisebridge regarding these Events or even the Noisebridge Wiki itself, then please send an email message to one of the Board members listed in the [[Contacts]] list, e.g., &amp;lt;secretary@noisebridge.net&amp;gt; or &amp;lt;treasurer@noisebridge.net&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Orphaned Events ===&lt;br /&gt;
These events appear to be dormant or extinct.&lt;br /&gt;
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* SAT 10:15 - 12:10 [[Juggling with Judy!]] Note: next class is scheduled for Saturday June 29th.  Attention juggling fans!  Judy will be at the 2013 World Juggling Day celebration Saturday June 15th at Ripley&#039;s Believe It Or Not Odditorium in San Francisco Fisherman&#039;s Warf - free event begins at 1.  Come check it out!  &lt;br /&gt;
* THU 18:00 - 21:00 &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Privacy Bay]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - A monthly meetup for Bay Area folks interested in privacy. Meets in Church on the last Thursday of the month.&lt;br /&gt;
* FRI 19:00 - 21:00 [[Anarchy_101|Anarchy 101]] - a class/seminar on what anarchy is and is not, and how it impacts us as individuals and as discrete groups.&lt;br /&gt;
* 20:00 - 22:00 [[Noise~_Wednesday | Noise~ Wed]] - Graphical media programming with Max/MSP/Jitter&lt;br /&gt;
* 19:00 [[Tahoe-LAFS]] - Occasional meetup of users and/or developers of the Least Authority File System.&lt;br /&gt;
* 14:00 - 16:00 Android Developer Support Group - Meet up with other app developers in the library for a lightly structured knowledge-share.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Proposed Future Events and Classes === &lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Sound Science]] A potential monthly lecture/demonstration series on the little known science behind sound reproductionTopics to include: Transducer Physics(speakers and mics), Room Acoustics, Signal Path and Cabling,Loudspeaker design 101, Music Production Tips for Big Sound, and How to make a small system sound HUGEEach session to include hands on projects like making speakers from stuff lying around, Non-Newtonian bass monsters, and ez speaker mods for anyoneIf interested contact the new guy-&amp;gt; MattLong8 at gmail dot com, 805 four five three - six zero nine seven &lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Modular Synthesis]] a bi-weekly (or monthly) group devoted to modular synthesizers&amp;gt; workshop will include modular sound synthesis styles and techniques, a study of different modules and their functions, ie voltage controlled oscillator, voltage controlled filter, low frequency oscillator, envelope generator ect and how these modules interact with each other, what control voltage and triggers are..... as well as one on one time for each student with the modular, which is a 60 space large format Moog style modular synthesizer with big knobs and 1/4 jacks   including performance and other awesomeness by Douglas. contact Douglas at greenshoos at gmail dotcom&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[VideoHacking]] a weekly video/video art devoted hacker group, including experiments in the 3D vr realm...if interested contact julialc4@gmail.com&lt;br /&gt;
:Wednesdays at 21:00 [[Brewing Bridge]] - Malakkar Proposal: Learn how to make your drinks fun AND antibacterial, using yeastThis will be recurring if enough interest or need is presentAssociated items - what to do with brewing leftovers, and brewers sample hour, etc.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Probability]] - Weekly probability study group based on [http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/electrical-engineering-and-computer-science/6-041-probabilistic-systems-analysis-and-applied-probability-spring-2006/related-resources/ Fundamentals of Applied Probability Theory] by Al Drake&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Mandarin Corner|Mandarin]] - Learn or practice Mandarin, all levels. Also currently on hiatus. Get on the mailing list.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Movie Night!]] - [[User:ThOMG|Thom]] wants to build community through nerdy sci-fi! (+Bill+Ted+Excellence++) (how about a Friday hacker movie night? -[[User:Carl|Carl]])&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Introduction to the AVR Microcontroller]] - [[User:Mightyohm|Jeff]] and [[User:Maltman23|Mitch]] are planning an introductory class for people wanting to make cool projects with AVRs.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Basic Chemistry Lab Techniques]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Cuddle Puddle for the Economy]] - Stress-hacking with informal massage exchange.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Milk and Cookies]] - Come read your favorite selections out loud With Milk and Cookies (and yeah, probably beer too).&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Processing Workshop 2]] - [[User:Scmurray|Scott]] is interested in teaching this, and is busy thinking about what, where, when, why, and how.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;:  [[Hack your Hardware]] -- We call BS on &amp;quot;no user-serviceable parts inside&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Homebrew Instruction Class]] - The Wort (pt 1/3)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Trip to Shooting Range]] - Field trip to a shooting range, to shoot guns Express interest at [[Trip to Shooting Range]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Surface Mount Soldering Workshop]] - Learn how to solder cicuits with small surface mount parts [[User:maltman23|Mitch Altman]] and Martin Bogomolni and others will show their tricks [[User:maltman23|Mitch]] will bring hackable kits that uses surface mounts for you to solder&amp;lt;-YES! (mattlong8 at gmail dot com)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Version control tutorial]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Foreign language learning for rocket scientists]] - I&#039;m near-native (fool people when I try) in (French and) Japanese, and a pro trans/terpreter and will share my shortcuts (skill-order, vocab, speed/articulation, translation≅grammar) No expertise on tonal languages yet..so if you know how to remember tones or how tone-sandhi interacts with speed and/or how nuances of speaker attitude are expressed in them (what we do with rythm/inflection/sentence-intonation and stress in Eng., and with particles and ??? in e.g. Cantonese) please chime in or call me (415-608-0564) so I can convey your wisdom [also looking for a from-scratch Arabic partner]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Getting started with Arduino]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Distributed Databases]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Node.js Beginners Session]] - Interested in learning about Node.js? I amMaybe these guys want to teach it: http://www.meetup.com/Joyent-Cloud-User-Group/events/81311542/&lt;br /&gt;
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:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Scrum Club]] - I though I&#039;d test the waters and see if anyone was interested in a noisebridge scrum club details are here http://scrumclub.org/scrum-clubs/ if inturested hit me up twitter: @theabcasian, facebook: http://www.facebook.com/theabcasian&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[CNC Mill Workshop]] - Who wants to make stuff on the [[MaxNCMill]]?&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Math &amp;amp; Science Help]] - If you would like some math, science or engineering help, I&#039;m down to lend a hand.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Cyborg Group|Cyborg Group / Sensebridge]] - Work on projects like artificial senses Someone needs to lead this!&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[OpenEEG]] - Brain techHas historically met on Sundays, at the behest of interested parties.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Programming_for_Poets | Programming for Poets]] -  Gentle intro to programming using Processing&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[World Builders &amp;amp; Simgineers]] -  Work together to create a beautiful &amp;amp; open virtual world &amp;amp; platform.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[PlunderBridge]] -  Metal detecting, detector technology &amp;amp; treasure hunting expeditions.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Ruby Mining]] -  Ruby on Rails basics, interactive working group&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[MoinMoin Wiki]] -  MoinMoin Wiki (details see there)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Noisebridge Fundraiser 2013]]&lt;br /&gt;
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= Past Events =&lt;br /&gt;
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===2014===&lt;br /&gt;
*{{event&lt;br /&gt;
|time         = Sunday, September 23, 5:00pm&lt;br /&gt;
|title        = How to Start a Startup MOOC Lecture Viewings&lt;br /&gt;
|description  = We would get together to watch the lectures together and conduct discussion and networking afterwards. http://startupclass.samaltman.com/&lt;br /&gt;
|}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===2013===&lt;br /&gt;
*{{event&lt;br /&gt;
|time         = Friday, August 9, 5:00pm&lt;br /&gt;
|title        = Noisebridge Party Setup&lt;br /&gt;
|description  = Volunteers will be preparing the space for Saturday&#039;s show.  There are no scheduled conflicts; you might be asked to move multiple times by someone pushing a broom and assembling a raised stage simultaneously.&lt;br /&gt;
|}}&lt;br /&gt;
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*{{event&lt;br /&gt;
|time         = Saturday, August 10, 4:00pm&lt;br /&gt;
|title        = Noisebridge &amp;quot;______ the Bridge&amp;quot; Party&lt;br /&gt;
|description  =  &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#ff00ff; background:##ff00ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt; a summer fundraising party for Noisebridge, which YOU are invited to!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|suggested donation = $10, but no one turned away for lack of funds&lt;br /&gt;
|}}&lt;br /&gt;
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*{{event&lt;br /&gt;
|time         = Sunday, August 11, 2:00pm&lt;br /&gt;
|title        = Bay Area Hackers&#039; Association Meeting&lt;br /&gt;
|description  = Jon Callas presenting on [[BAHA/2013-08-11|Secure Communications, Privacy, Counter-Surveillance]].&lt;br /&gt;
|}}&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Wednesday, May 22, 7.00 pm: Instructables Build Night&#039;&#039;&#039; - Bare Conductive, Instructables will supply Bare Conductive paint pens and pizza. Come experiment with the paint and post some Instructables. This is a FREE event.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2012===&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;December 20, Thursday, 20:00 - 22:00 - [[5MoF|5 Minutes of Fame]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Following up on its triumphant return in November, 5MoF is back with another showcase of lightning talks &amp;amp; other good stuff, with your host Sir Danny O&#039;Brien! Details TBA&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Tuesday Feb14th, 18:00 to 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; ZiP MegaZine releases its inaugural issue with &#039;&#039;&#039;My Noisy Valentine&#039;&#039;&#039; Zine Release Microparty in the Noisebridge cafeFor more info follow [[zine | this]] link.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Wednesday, Jan30, 20:00-22:00&#039;&#039;&#039; [[zine|ZiP]] meeting for zine-makers &amp;amp; others with an interest in printing &amp;amp; self-publishingThe meeting 1/30/13 is our first since mid-2012We plan to hold them regularly from now on at this time (Wednesday 8pm)This meeting will be informal &amp;amp; will probably take place in the printing/lasercutter area of the hackerspace.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2011===&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;September 11th 14:00 to 17:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - The San Francisco Chapter of the Open Organisation Of Lockpickers and Bay Area Hacker&#039;s Association present a joint meeting on [https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Locksport locksport]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;August 4, 7PM, Thursday&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://zeidman.net Bob Zeidman] will be giving a talk on video games and intellectual property, hosted by TheMADEHe will also speak about IP infringement cases.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;August 9, 6:30PM, Tuesday&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://www.meetup.com/makesf/events/26413241/ Make:SF] - Chris Jefferies will speak about the wireless sensor kit he is developing and we are bringing back our all star soldering kits.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;April 13th, 19:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Kombucha fermentation class with [[BioBridge]] &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;April 7th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[In-Depth|Noisebridge: In-Depth]] Our monthly lecture and round tableThis month&#039;s speaker will be Aragorn! his lecture will be &amp;quot;Anarchism &amp;amp; technology: An unbridgeable chasm&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;April 4th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Camp KDE PartyCome and meet part of the KDE North America community and get a quick overview of this year&#039;s [http://camp.kde.org/ Camp KDE] conferenceThere will be beer&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;April 3rd, 16:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - NoiseCaching: Meet-up to build some geocaches, and talk about making geocoinsThen we&#039;ll head out to find some local caches and place caches we made[http://www.geocaching.com More info about Geocaching here]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;March 20th, 19:00&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Hack Politics]] meetup -- the first meetup to figure out how we in the hacker community can effectively mobilize and create meaningful change in these interesting times&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;March 12th, 12:00-18:00 - Noisebridge Hackathon!&#039;&#039;&#039; Second Saturday Hackathon is a casual monthly event dedicated to working on the space or relevant projects and building community This is a great time to get feedback or help on any projects you have been considering that center around the space, culture, and infrastructure of Noisebridge You can also help with existing projects and find out ways to get involved.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;March 10, Thursday, 19:00 - Group Grammar Clinic&#039;&#039;&#039; - Church Classroom - Donations gladly accepted - A clinic for grammar and writing evaluationPlease bring your web/social or technical writing for us to evaluateBring your laptop as well Collaboration groupware possibly provided(Please suggest groupware software to use if you wish)Constructive feedback from other group members is encouraged so that this clinic is a group process- Facilitator: [[User:Owen|Owen]] (opietro@yahoo.com)&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;March 9th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Ferment and filter a mash! [[fermentation logs]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===2010===&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Sunday, August 22, 19:00 CLUB-MATE DROPOFF AND TASTING PARTY&#039;&#039;&#039; Nick Farr will be in town to drop off Club-Mate ordered by San Franciscans!&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;June 5th, 12:00-19:00 - [[NoiseBridgeRehab]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Help make the space more usable and accessible! Noisebridge needs your help!&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;June 5th, 16:00-20:00 - [[Science For Juggalos]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Science Fair in front of the Warfield Theater teaching magnetism to Juggalos&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;June 6th, 15:00 - [[AVC Meetup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Entrepreneurial bonding &amp;amp; matchmaking&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;June 9th, 21:00 - Your liver supports Noisebridge&#039;&#039;&#039; - Come to Elixir @ 16th &amp;amp; Guerrero anytime after 21:00 and drink, drink, drink! 50% of tips go to Noisebridge&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;February 27th, 20:00 - [[Hacker EPROM]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Noisebridge&#039;s first prom! Nice tie and a (robot) date requiredWe will have a DJ and punch.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;February 24th, 19:00, Wednesday - Joris Peels, of [http://www.shapeways.com Shapeways]&#039;&#039;&#039;, and expert on 3D printing, will give a [[ShaperwaysPresentation | talk and demonstration]] at Noisebridge!.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;February 23rd, 18:00 - Cleaning day&#039;&#039;&#039; - Come and help clean Noisebridge, because everyone loves a clean hack space.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;February 12th, 21:00 - visit from Steve Jackson&#039;&#039;&#039;Game designer [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jackson_%28US_game_designer%29 Steve Jackson], founder of Steve Jackson Games, will visit Noisebridge.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 27th, 18:00-20:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Workshop]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] (contact [[User:Gpvillamil|Gian Pablo]] for more info)&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 27th, 20:00-22:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Performance]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] - &amp;quot;Celebrate a night of new sound that will change your idea of music forever!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 25th, 19:30 - [[Bag Porn]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - What&#039;s in your bag?&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 20th, 19:00-21:00 - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat/about Bay Categories &amp;amp; Types]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Categories, monoids, monads, functors and more! Held in the Alonzo Church classroom.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 20th, 19:00 - [[User Experience Book Club SF]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Our book this month is &amp;quot;A Theory of Fun for Game Design&amp;quot; by Raph Koster - http://is.gd/6sEqw (meets in Turing)&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 21st, 20:00 - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Monthly set of lightning talks on diverse topics&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 22nd, 17:00 - [[CleaningParty| Cleaning Party]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Come help clean up Noisebridge! Awsum fun!&lt;br /&gt;
* ...January 14th,16th, and 17th 1:00- ??? Build Out day for kitchen/bathroom/laundry bring yourself and a good attitude, learn a few things as well&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 15th, 18:00 - [[CNC_Mill_Workshop]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Learn to use the CNC mill for 2D engraving and circuit board routing&lt;br /&gt;
* Thursdays 17:00 [[ASL Group|American Sign Language]] - Learn how to talk without using your voice (or just come chat in ASL)&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[http://whenisgood.net/noisebridge/asl/generic click to reschedule]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===2009===&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 18th, 19:30&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Dorkbot_2009_11_18|Dorkbot]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 19th, 18:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Mesh meetup]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 19th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 20th, 18:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Loud Objects [http://www.flickr.com/photos/createdigitalmedia/3428249036/ Noise Toy workshop].&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 20th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Performance by [http://www.loudobjects.com/ Loud Objects], (featuring Tristan Perich and Lesley Flanigan) and [http://www.myspace.com/jibkidder Jib Kidder].&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-11-05&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://www.server-sky.com/ Server Sky presentation: Internet and Computation in Orbit] by Keith Lofstrom&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-11-05&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Mesh meetup]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-11-02&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[French]] book club meeting to discuss  [http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/2842612892/ref=ord_cart_shr?_encoding=UTF8&amp;amp;m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;amp;v=glance Une Si Longue Lettre]&lt;br /&gt;
: &#039;&#039;&#039; October 1st, 18:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Wireless_Mesh_Network_Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]&lt;br /&gt;
: &#039;&#039;&#039; October 1st, 19:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat Bay Area Categories and Types]&lt;br /&gt;
: &#039;&#039;&#039;2009-10-03&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Year 1 Open Hacker House]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Friday&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[CrazyCryptoNight]] - Discussion of cryptography for beginners through experts6-???&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Sunday&#039;&#039;&#039; : [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] Sundays, at 3-5pm.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Monday&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[German]] - Learn German, all levels7pm beginners, 8pm advancedRSVP 24 hours in advance for the benefit of the instructorEvents ran May-November 2009Currently on Thursdays at 8Get on the mailing list.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Tuesday&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Haskell/Haschool]] - Learn Haskell with Jason Dusek 6PM - 7:30PM, from May until we&#039;re all experts.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Wednesday&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Adobe_Lightroom|Adobe Lightroom]] - Become a more organized photographerWeekly class (mostly held off site).&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Thursday&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Professional VFX Compositing With Adobe After Effects]] - Taught by [[User:SFSlim|Aaron Muszalski]]7:30PM - 10PM, most Thursdays in May &amp;amp; June &amp;amp; ? (click through dammit)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-09-17&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]] 3D Edition&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-09-17&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Wireless Mesh Network Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-08-20&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]] One Dee Edition&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-07-16&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]] Zero Dee&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-07-02 - 2009-07-05&#039;&#039;&#039;: [http://toorcamp.org Toorcamp]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-07-01&#039;&#039;&#039;: Noisedroid meeting to discuss location logging on Android platform (and other stuff too, I&#039;m sure)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-30&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Powerbocking Class|Powerbocking class]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-30&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;Suing Telemarketers for Fun and Profit&amp;quot; (Toorcamp talk preview)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-28&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;Meditation for Hackers&amp;quot; (Toorcamp workshop preview)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-18&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-15&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Eagle Workshop]]  Session two of the Eagle CAD workshop.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-13&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[RoboGames 2009]] Noisebridge had a booth staffed by vounteers, great fun!&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-05-21&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-27&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[EagleCAD workshop]] -- learn to use this CAD tool for printed circuit board design&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-16&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]] April showers &amp;amp; flowers edition&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-11&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[RFID Hacking]] weekend workshop  (this event moved from the original March date)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-05&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[First aid and CPR class]] Learning how to not only not die, but also reduce scarring!&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-03&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Sudo pop]] 2PM and onMaking the first batch of a Noisebridge label yerba mate-niated rootbrew, gratis and DIY&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-03-26&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] first meet up for this new group: 8 pm&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-03-19&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-03-12&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[OpenBTS and GSM]] talk by David Burgess&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-02-14&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Open Heart Workshop]] Valentine&#039;s Day blinkyheart soldering party! &lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-02-13&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Time-t_Party|&amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;time_t&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; Party]] to celebrate 1,234,567,890 since the Unix epoch.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-02-09&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Spanish learning at 8:30]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-02-05&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[PGP Key Workshop]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-01-31&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===2008===&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-12-27&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[25C3]] Chaos Computer Congress in Berlin&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-12-20 &amp;amp; 21&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Creme Brulee]] Workshop on creating a french dessert, with bonus propane torch.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-12-17 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Machine Learning]] Birds-of-a-feather&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-24&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Circuit Hacking Monday]] circuit design workshop&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-21, 7pm&#039;&#039;&#039;:[[Milk and Cookies]] -- [[User:Dmolnar|David Molnar]] hosts Milk and Cookies at 83CBring a short 5-7minute thing to read to othersBring a potluck cookie/snack/drink if you likeDavid will bring milk and cookies.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-17, 7:30pm&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Basic Bicycle Maintain]] - [[User:rubin110|Rubin]] and [[User:rigel|rigel]] hate it when we see a bike that isn&#039;t maintainedScreechy chains and clacking derailleur can go to hellBasic bike tune up, sharing the smarts on simple things you can do at home to make your ride suck a whole lot less.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-16, 5:00pm&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[RepRap Soldering Party]] - help assemble RepRap!  RSVPs required on wiki! [[User:Adi|adi]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-16, 3:00pm&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Oscilloscopes]] - Learn how to use this versatile tool to test electronic circuits Maximum 6 slots, please sign up ahead of time! [[User:dstaff|dstaff]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-10-31&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Halloween Open House]] - NoiseBridge&#039;s own [[PPPC]] threw an awesome open house/halloween galaPost pictures if you got &#039;em!&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-10-25&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Soldering Workshop]] and Pumpkin Hackin&#039; - Learn to solder for total newbies (or learn to solder better!), including surface mountAdditionally, carve your halloween pumpkins and enjoy some experimental pumpkin pie and/or soup.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-10-07&#039;&#039;&#039;: (tuesday before meeting) - Etch a circuit boardI&#039;ll be trying a photo resist etching and a basic printed mask etchingThis is step 1/3 for a project called &amp;quot;annoying USB thingie&amp;quot; which will execute pre-defined keystrokes by sneaking a tiny USB dongle onto a victim^h^h^h^h^h buddy&#039;s computer.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-09-13&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Processing Workshop]] — Learn this very easy-to-use programming language! - [[Processing Workshop Report]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-02-16&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Brain Machine Workshop|Brain Machine Making Workshop]]: Our first hardware sprint!&lt;br /&gt;
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Official, Semi-Official, one-off and other events at the Noisebridge space.&lt;br /&gt;
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Not all events make it onto this calendar. Many events only make it to the [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/ Discussion] or [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-announce/ Announcements] mailing lists, [[IRC]] or in person at [[Meetings | Tuesday meetings]]. Best of all, Noisebridge is about people getting together at the space in San Francisco to do stuff.  DO pay attention, as some events just arise organically from the bottom up!&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Want to host your event at Noisebridge?&#039;&#039;&#039; We like seeing classes and talks on interesting things pertaining to various subjects of hacking. Most of all, we like seeing familiar faces. Please participate in the space and our [[Meetings|weekly Tuesday meetings]] to see if we&#039;re the right audience for what you want to share before announcing a new event. Additionally, please see our [[Hosting an Event|events hosting page]] for suggestions on how to use Noisebridge for your event/class/workshop.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Upcoming Events &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&amp;amp;action=edit&amp;amp;section=2 edit]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt; ===&lt;br /&gt;
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Please see the current postings at our [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] for events that are in the active process of being formed and may not yet have made it here.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;!-- &#039;&#039;None listed at present.&#039;&#039; --&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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|time         = Friday, February 5th, 2016, 7:00pm&lt;br /&gt;
|title        = HackTheLeft&lt;br /&gt;
|description  = &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[HackTheLeft|Hack the Left]] is an &#039;&#039;anticapitalist&#039;&#039; hackathon, February 5-7 at Noisebridge.  This is an experiment to see what happens when you get a bunch of leftists in a room for a weekend with the intention to advance liberatory and &#039;&#039;anticapitalist&#039;&#039; projects using technology. This includes software projects like Tor and Signal, art projects like the Anti-Eviction Mapping Project and Men in Grey, hardware projects like mesh networks and signal jammers, and tools for rad organizations like Anti Police-Crimethink Project and Food Not Bombs. It&#039;s clear that there&#039;s a huge amount of opportunity for liberatory technology. It&#039;s up to us to build it.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[HackTheLeft|Hack the Left]] is &#039;&#039;&#039;especially&#039;&#039;&#039; appropriate for those of us who would rather not get swept up in the &#039;&#039;capitalist&#039;&#039; exhibitionism of Super Bowl 50 Week going down around the Northeastern end of Mission St this entire week.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{event&lt;br /&gt;
|time         = Wednesday, Feburary 17th, 2016, 7:00 PM&lt;br /&gt;
|title        = Shop Safety&lt;br /&gt;
|description  = Learn how to use the dirty shop and all of its toys and tools!&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{event&lt;br /&gt;
|time         = Saturday, February 20th, 2016, 12pm&lt;br /&gt;
|title        = GODWAFFLE NOISE PANCAKES&lt;br /&gt;
|description  = [[Godwaffle_20_Feb_2016|The 20-Feb GODWAFFLE NOISE PANCAKES]] has Noisebands and gourmet vegan pancakes!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Bands:  Guillermo Galindo, Leah Peah (VA), Alien Slang, Fenian (L.A.), Nature vs Man (NYC)&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{event&lt;br /&gt;
|time         = Saturday, March 12th, 2016, 12pm&lt;br /&gt;
|title        = GODWAFFLE NOISE PANCAKES&lt;br /&gt;
|description  = [[Godwaffle_12_Mar_2016|The 12-Mar GODWAFFLE NOISE PANCAKES]] has Noisebands and gourmet vegan pancakes!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Bands:  TBD&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Recurring Events &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&amp;amp;action=edit&amp;amp;section=3 edit]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt; ===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Template:Recurring}} - Every week.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} - Certain weeks, e.g. 1st week only.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Template:RecurringException|-2nd}} - Except certain weeks, or other schedule exceptions.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;!-- Please check the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] and the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] for alternate locations arranged by event organizers &amp;amp; participants.&lt;br /&gt;
Please refrain from deleting others&#039; classes without first getting agreement.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; You may do this by using a valid [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] email address, or else by going anonymous if you really must.&lt;br /&gt;
Please read our &amp;quot;Hosting an Event&amp;quot; page and possibly follow some of the guidelines there before posting your event herehttps://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Hosting_an_Event&lt;br /&gt;
It&#039;s smart (read this as highly RECOMMENDED!) to add in a link to a wiki page with more information about your event, and a way to contact the event organizer(s)Thanks!&lt;br /&gt;
Large turnout events should be written in &#039;&#039;&#039;bold&#039;&#039;&#039;--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==== Mondays ====&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} &#039;&#039;&#039;7:30 pm to 10:00 pm [[Circuit Hacking Mondays]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:black&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;!-- (Early start of 3:00pm on Monday holidays.)--&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;padding-left: 30px; max-width: 725px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;- Learn to solder! And make cool things with electronics. [[User:maltman23|Mitch]], [[User:Tman66|J]], Rolf, [[User:Miloh|Miloh]], [[User:Cedric|Cedric]], Cheng, Greg, and/or a host of others will bring kits-for-purchase to make cool, hackable things for all skill levels that you can bring home after you make them! Many designed for &#039;&#039;&#039;absolute beginners&#039;&#039;&#039;! Bring your own projects to hack! Bring things to fix! All ages. All are welcome! See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] and the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} &#039;&#039;&#039;8:00 pm to 10:00 pm [[Front-end Web Development]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - &#039;&#039;&#039;No lecture 2016-01-18.&#039;&#039;&#039; Learn HTML/CSS/JS. A series of talks on different topics every week, taught in the Church classroom. Recap of last week&#039;s material starts at &#039;&#039;&#039;7:30 pm&#039;&#039;&#039;. Join the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/webdev WebDev list] or the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for updates.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Take Out the Trash Night -- Round One]] Be sure to put bins out by midnight as the trash truck comes between 1:30 to 2:30am.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm to 9:00 pm &#039;&#039;&#039;[[PyClass|Intermediate Python with PyClass]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Crash course in the Python standard library. Monday session is held in Turing Classroom.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Tuesdays ====&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} &#039;&#039;&#039;5:00 pm to 7:30 pm [[Songbridge|Songbridge Music Making Tuesdays]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Beginner-friendly music making and mentoring meetup with Ableton/GarageBand/Logic tutorials for beginners and peer collabs. ([[Noise Square Table]]).&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}}  &#039;&#039;&#039;6:30 pm to 8:30 pm [[SCoT|Sewing and Crafting]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Come learn how to use the sewing machines or just work on a craft (e.g. knitting, crocheting, felt working, embroidery, leatherworking, beading, etc.). All skill levels are welcome. &lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} &#039;&#039;&#039;7:00 pm to 9:00 pm [http://www.railsschool.org Ruby and Rails class]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Seminar and workshop for learning everything about Ruby, Rails, and web application development (Church classroom). See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} &#039;&#039;&#039;8:30 pm to 11:30 pm [[Gamebridge|Gamebridge Unityversity Game Dev Tuesdays]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Beginner-friendly game development class and meetup, learn and share C# Unity coding, 2D/3D art, design, writing and audio. Learn how to mentor and help teach game dev. ([[Noise Square Table]]).&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} &#039;&#039;&#039;7:30 pm [[Meetings|Noisebridge Weekly Meeting]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Introducing new people and events to the space, general discussion, and decision-making on key issues. &#039;&#039;&#039;This is your space, folks. Come on out here in person to express what you think about what&#039;s going on with it!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Wednesdays ====&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm [[Digital Archivists]] - Learn how to scan books and help build book scanners.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringException|alternating monthly}} 6:30 pm to 9:30 pm - &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Cyberspectrum|Cyberspectrum: Software Defined Radio Meetup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; in the Hackatorium(&#039;&#039;new&#039;&#039;): A place to learn and exchange ideas about SDR. Presentations on concepts, mystery signals, hardware/software and cool applications. Event alternates monthly between SF and the South Bay.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} 7:30pm to 10pm &#039;&#039;&#039;Art with Software&#039;&#039;&#039; in Church room. Present your personal and expressive art made with software/hardware of your making and get feedback and critical dialogue from fellow artist/technologists. Find collaborators and find better ways to make such work. Event info and registration is specifically on the group&#039;s Meetup webpage [http://www.meetup.com/with-software-art here].  Meeting monthly (first Wednesday of each month) in 2016.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 8:00 pm to 10:00 pm [[DreamTeam| Dream Team Neuro Hackery]] - EEG research &amp;amp; development project with general interest in sleep, dreaming, creative intelligence, and many loosely related topics such as: neurophysiology, signal processing, cognitive neuroscience, and (especially) hacking code and devices for data acquisition and analysis.  Join us at the [[CollaborationStation]] (near the Hackatorium).  Expect general discussion around 8 PM - usually moving along by 9 PM to focus on more technical aspects of current project.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:30 pm to 9 pm &#039;&#039;&#039;[[PiBridge|Raspberry Pi]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - &#039;&#039;NEW&#039;&#039; PiBridge Raspberry Pi Hacking Group is a meetup to explore on Raspberry Pi-based projects. this is our 3rd gathering, &#039;&#039;(1/27/16)&#039;&#039;. Meeting lateral to the Pi Student Learning Station in the Hackatorium, opportunity to move to classroom depending on events this Wednesday.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== &#039;&#039;Super&#039;&#039; Thursdays! ====&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Trash Night -- Round Two]]  - Take out the trash for Friday morning! Do it by midnight as truck comes ~1:30am to 2:30am.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm to 9:00 pm [[Front-end_Web_Development#Lab|Front-end Web Development Lab]] - &#039;&#039;&#039;No lab 2016-01-21.&#039;&#039;&#039; Understand by doing! A recap of Monday&#039;s lecture in workshop form - and a good time for one-on-one help with the material. Meets in Turing.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{template:RecurringNumbered|2nd}} 7:00pm to 9:00pm [[Cryptopal_wg|Cryptopal working group]] - Learn cryptography through coding challenges that demonstrate attacks on real-world cryptography. A different way to learn than taking a class or reading a book!&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} &#039;&#039;&#039;7:00 pm [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&#039;&#039;&#039; a.k.a. 5MoF - lightning 5min talks every 3rd Thursday of the month&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Fridays ====&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|5th}}  6:00 pm to 8:00 pm [[Computerology]] in Turing or  [[CollaborationStation]], understanding and using computers&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|5th}}  8:00 pm to 10:00 pm [[FUN Tutoring]] @ [[CollaborationStation]]&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} [[Noisebridge Gaming Archivists]] Meetup 6:00 pm to 10:00 pm -- Come play, fix, mod retro consoles. Create and play is our motto! If you like video games, this is the place for you.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Saturdays ====&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 1:00 pm to 2:00 pm [[CPP Class]] discussion in Hackitorum/Fox Lounge/Church. Currently looking for folks wanting to help plan out lessons.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 1:00 pm  [[Zine Hacking]] Hacking on the good ol&#039; fashioned analog Zine with Torrie, Mari and anyone who wants to come and be excellent and make excellent art.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringException|alternating monthly}} 3:00 pm  [[Goths &amp;amp; Crafts]] Spooky people making spooky things in the sewing area. All kinds of crafts welcome and things don&#039;t necessarily have to be goth. But if you have an eye towards the darker side of the color spectrum, this may be for you!&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Sundays ====&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 12:30 pm to 7:30 pm [[Dungeons and Dragons]] in Church, currently looking for new players.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringException|alternating monthly}} 1:00 pm Monthly Lock Sport Collaboration: Come learn how to pick locks and learn more about them with the [http://www.tooolsf.org/ SF Bay Area chapter] of [http://toool.us/ TOOOL]. The group meets on alternating  months at Noisebridge and in San Jose. Check the [https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/tooolsf-announce TOOOL SF announcement list] for details. &lt;br /&gt;
* (defunct?) {{Template:Recurring}} 2pm to 4pm [[(affiliated_with)_Women_Who_Code_Algorithms_Study_Group|Algorithms Study Group]] in Church or Turing classroom - Whiteboarding + looking at really fun computer science topics. We want to make interviewing for code interviews fun and even continue our algorithm skills when we are not interviewing! Affiliated with Women Who Code, but Men welcome too.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|2nd}} 2:00 pm [[BAHA]] - [http://baha.bitrot.info Bay Area Hacker&#039;s Association] - security meeting (This group has been inactive.)&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 3:00 pm [[Go]] - Playing of the Go board game. On nice days we often take the boards to Dolores Park and play there.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 6:00 pm [[Plan 9]] class (if not Noisebridge check Sycamore)&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 12:00 pm to 4:00 pm .impact Workathons in Turing classrom. Work on projects that will help humanity &amp;amp; beyond.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;/onlyinclude&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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If you&#039;d like to contact somebody at Noisebridge regarding these Events or even the Noisebridge Wiki itself, then please send an email message to one of the Board members listed in the [[Contacts]] list, e.g., &amp;lt;secretary@noisebridge.net&amp;gt; or &amp;lt;treasurer@noisebridge.net&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Orphaned Events ===&lt;br /&gt;
These events appear to be dormant or extinct.&lt;br /&gt;
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* SAT 10:15 - 12:10 [[Juggling with Judy!]] Note: next class is scheduled for Saturday June 29th.  Attention juggling fans!  Judy will be at the 2013 World Juggling Day celebration Saturday June 15th at Ripley&#039;s Believe It Or Not Odditorium in San Francisco Fisherman&#039;s Warf - free event begins at 1.  Come check it out!  &lt;br /&gt;
* THU 18:00 - 21:00 &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Privacy Bay]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - A monthly meetup for Bay Area folks interested in privacy. Meets in Church on the last Thursday of the month.&lt;br /&gt;
* FRI 19:00 - 21:00 [[Anarchy_101|Anarchy 101]] - a class/seminar on what anarchy is and is not, and how it impacts us as individuals and as discrete groups.&lt;br /&gt;
* 20:00 - 22:00 [[Noise~_Wednesday | Noise~ Wed]] - Graphical media programming with Max/MSP/Jitter&lt;br /&gt;
* 19:00 [[Tahoe-LAFS]] - Occasional meetup of users and/or developers of the Least Authority File System.&lt;br /&gt;
* 14:00 - 16:00 Android Developer Support Group - Meet up with other app developers in the library for a lightly structured knowledge-share.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Proposed Future Events and Classes === &lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Sound Science]] A potential monthly lecture/demonstration series on the little known science behind sound reproductionTopics to include: Transducer Physics(speakers and mics), Room Acoustics, Signal Path and Cabling,Loudspeaker design 101, Music Production Tips for Big Sound, and How to make a small system sound HUGEEach session to include hands on projects like making speakers from stuff lying around, Non-Newtonian bass monsters, and ez speaker mods for anyoneIf interested contact the new guy-&amp;gt; MattLong8 at gmail dot com, 805 four five three - six zero nine seven &lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Modular Synthesis]] a bi-weekly (or monthly) group devoted to modular synthesizers&amp;gt; workshop will include modular sound synthesis styles and techniques, a study of different modules and their functions, ie voltage controlled oscillator, voltage controlled filter, low frequency oscillator, envelope generator ect and how these modules interact with each other, what control voltage and triggers are..... as well as one on one time for each student with the modular, which is a 60 space large format Moog style modular synthesizer with big knobs and 1/4 jacks   including performance and other awesomeness by Douglas. contact Douglas at greenshoos at gmail dotcom&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[VideoHacking]] a weekly video/video art devoted hacker group, including experiments in the 3D vr realm...if interested contact julialc4@gmail.com&lt;br /&gt;
:Wednesdays at 21:00 [[Brewing Bridge]] - Malakkar Proposal: Learn how to make your drinks fun AND antibacterial, using yeastThis will be recurring if enough interest or need is presentAssociated items - what to do with brewing leftovers, and brewers sample hour, etc.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Probability]] - Weekly probability study group based on [http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/electrical-engineering-and-computer-science/6-041-probabilistic-systems-analysis-and-applied-probability-spring-2006/related-resources/ Fundamentals of Applied Probability Theory] by Al Drake&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Mandarin Corner|Mandarin]] - Learn or practice Mandarin, all levels. Also currently on hiatus. Get on the mailing list.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Movie Night!]] - [[User:ThOMG|Thom]] wants to build community through nerdy sci-fi! (+Bill+Ted+Excellence++) (how about a Friday hacker movie night? -[[User:Carl|Carl]])&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Introduction to the AVR Microcontroller]] - [[User:Mightyohm|Jeff]] and [[User:Maltman23|Mitch]] are planning an introductory class for people wanting to make cool projects with AVRs.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Basic Chemistry Lab Techniques]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Cuddle Puddle for the Economy]] - Stress-hacking with informal massage exchange.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Milk and Cookies]] - Come read your favorite selections out loud With Milk and Cookies (and yeah, probably beer too).&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Processing Workshop 2]] - [[User:Scmurray|Scott]] is interested in teaching this, and is busy thinking about what, where, when, why, and how.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;:  [[Hack your Hardware]] -- We call BS on &amp;quot;no user-serviceable parts inside&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Homebrew Instruction Class]] - The Wort (pt 1/3)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Trip to Shooting Range]] - Field trip to a shooting range, to shoot guns Express interest at [[Trip to Shooting Range]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Surface Mount Soldering Workshop]] - Learn how to solder cicuits with small surface mount parts [[User:maltman23|Mitch Altman]] and Martin Bogomolni and others will show their tricks [[User:maltman23|Mitch]] will bring hackable kits that uses surface mounts for you to solder&amp;lt;-YES! (mattlong8 at gmail dot com)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Version control tutorial]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Foreign language learning for rocket scientists]] - I&#039;m near-native (fool people when I try) in (French and) Japanese, and a pro trans/terpreter and will share my shortcuts (skill-order, vocab, speed/articulation, translation≅grammar) No expertise on tonal languages yet..so if you know how to remember tones or how tone-sandhi interacts with speed and/or how nuances of speaker attitude are expressed in them (what we do with rythm/inflection/sentence-intonation and stress in Eng., and with particles and ??? in e.g. Cantonese) please chime in or call me (415-608-0564) so I can convey your wisdom [also looking for a from-scratch Arabic partner]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Getting started with Arduino]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Distributed Databases]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Node.js Beginners Session]] - Interested in learning about Node.js? I amMaybe these guys want to teach it: http://www.meetup.com/Joyent-Cloud-User-Group/events/81311542/&lt;br /&gt;
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:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Scrum Club]] - I though I&#039;d test the waters and see if anyone was interested in a noisebridge scrum club details are here http://scrumclub.org/scrum-clubs/ if inturested hit me up twitter: @theabcasian, facebook: http://www.facebook.com/theabcasian&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[CNC Mill Workshop]] - Who wants to make stuff on the [[MaxNCMill]]?&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Math &amp;amp; Science Help]] - If you would like some math, science or engineering help, I&#039;m down to lend a hand.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Cyborg Group|Cyborg Group / Sensebridge]] - Work on projects like artificial senses Someone needs to lead this!&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[OpenEEG]] - Brain techHas historically met on Sundays, at the behest of interested parties.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Programming_for_Poets | Programming for Poets]] -  Gentle intro to programming using Processing&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[World Builders &amp;amp; Simgineers]] -  Work together to create a beautiful &amp;amp; open virtual world &amp;amp; platform.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[PlunderBridge]] -  Metal detecting, detector technology &amp;amp; treasure hunting expeditions.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Ruby Mining]] -  Ruby on Rails basics, interactive working group&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[MoinMoin Wiki]] -  MoinMoin Wiki (details see there)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Noisebridge Fundraiser 2013]]&lt;br /&gt;
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= Past Events =&lt;br /&gt;
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===2014===&lt;br /&gt;
*{{event&lt;br /&gt;
|time         = Sunday, September 23, 5:00pm&lt;br /&gt;
|title        = How to Start a Startup MOOC Lecture Viewings&lt;br /&gt;
|description  = We would get together to watch the lectures together and conduct discussion and networking afterwards. http://startupclass.samaltman.com/&lt;br /&gt;
|}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===2013===&lt;br /&gt;
*{{event&lt;br /&gt;
|time         = Friday, August 9, 5:00pm&lt;br /&gt;
|title        = Noisebridge Party Setup&lt;br /&gt;
|description  = Volunteers will be preparing the space for Saturday&#039;s show.  There are no scheduled conflicts; you might be asked to move multiple times by someone pushing a broom and assembling a raised stage simultaneously.&lt;br /&gt;
|}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*{{event&lt;br /&gt;
|time         = Saturday, August 10, 4:00pm&lt;br /&gt;
|title        = Noisebridge &amp;quot;______ the Bridge&amp;quot; Party&lt;br /&gt;
|description  =  &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#ff00ff; background:##ff00ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt; a summer fundraising party for Noisebridge, which YOU are invited to!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|suggested donation = $10, but no one turned away for lack of funds&lt;br /&gt;
|}}&lt;br /&gt;
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*{{event&lt;br /&gt;
|time         = Sunday, August 11, 2:00pm&lt;br /&gt;
|title        = Bay Area Hackers&#039; Association Meeting&lt;br /&gt;
|description  = Jon Callas presenting on [[BAHA/2013-08-11|Secure Communications, Privacy, Counter-Surveillance]].&lt;br /&gt;
|}}&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Wednesday, May 22, 7.00 pm: Instructables Build Night&#039;&#039;&#039; - Bare Conductive, Instructables will supply Bare Conductive paint pens and pizza. Come experiment with the paint and post some Instructables. This is a FREE event.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2012===&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;December 20, Thursday, 20:00 - 22:00 - [[5MoF|5 Minutes of Fame]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Following up on its triumphant return in November, 5MoF is back with another showcase of lightning talks &amp;amp; other good stuff, with your host Sir Danny O&#039;Brien! Details TBA&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Tuesday Feb14th, 18:00 to 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; ZiP MegaZine releases its inaugural issue with &#039;&#039;&#039;My Noisy Valentine&#039;&#039;&#039; Zine Release Microparty in the Noisebridge cafeFor more info follow [[zine | this]] link.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Wednesday, Jan30, 20:00-22:00&#039;&#039;&#039; [[zine|ZiP]] meeting for zine-makers &amp;amp; others with an interest in printing &amp;amp; self-publishingThe meeting 1/30/13 is our first since mid-2012We plan to hold them regularly from now on at this time (Wednesday 8pm)This meeting will be informal &amp;amp; will probably take place in the printing/lasercutter area of the hackerspace.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2011===&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;September 11th 14:00 to 17:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - The San Francisco Chapter of the Open Organisation Of Lockpickers and Bay Area Hacker&#039;s Association present a joint meeting on [https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Locksport locksport]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;August 4, 7PM, Thursday&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://zeidman.net Bob Zeidman] will be giving a talk on video games and intellectual property, hosted by TheMADEHe will also speak about IP infringement cases.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;August 9, 6:30PM, Tuesday&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://www.meetup.com/makesf/events/26413241/ Make:SF] - Chris Jefferies will speak about the wireless sensor kit he is developing and we are bringing back our all star soldering kits.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;April 13th, 19:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Kombucha fermentation class with [[BioBridge]] &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;April 7th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[In-Depth|Noisebridge: In-Depth]] Our monthly lecture and round tableThis month&#039;s speaker will be Aragorn! his lecture will be &amp;quot;Anarchism &amp;amp; technology: An unbridgeable chasm&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;April 4th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Camp KDE PartyCome and meet part of the KDE North America community and get a quick overview of this year&#039;s [http://camp.kde.org/ Camp KDE] conferenceThere will be beer&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;April 3rd, 16:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - NoiseCaching: Meet-up to build some geocaches, and talk about making geocoinsThen we&#039;ll head out to find some local caches and place caches we made[http://www.geocaching.com More info about Geocaching here]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;March 20th, 19:00&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Hack Politics]] meetup -- the first meetup to figure out how we in the hacker community can effectively mobilize and create meaningful change in these interesting times&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;March 12th, 12:00-18:00 - Noisebridge Hackathon!&#039;&#039;&#039; Second Saturday Hackathon is a casual monthly event dedicated to working on the space or relevant projects and building community This is a great time to get feedback or help on any projects you have been considering that center around the space, culture, and infrastructure of Noisebridge You can also help with existing projects and find out ways to get involved.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;March 10, Thursday, 19:00 - Group Grammar Clinic&#039;&#039;&#039; - Church Classroom - Donations gladly accepted - A clinic for grammar and writing evaluationPlease bring your web/social or technical writing for us to evaluateBring your laptop as well Collaboration groupware possibly provided(Please suggest groupware software to use if you wish)Constructive feedback from other group members is encouraged so that this clinic is a group process- Facilitator: [[User:Owen|Owen]] (opietro@yahoo.com)&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;March 9th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Ferment and filter a mash! [[fermentation logs]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===2010===&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Sunday, August 22, 19:00 CLUB-MATE DROPOFF AND TASTING PARTY&#039;&#039;&#039; Nick Farr will be in town to drop off Club-Mate ordered by San Franciscans!&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;June 5th, 12:00-19:00 - [[NoiseBridgeRehab]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Help make the space more usable and accessible! Noisebridge needs your help!&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;June 5th, 16:00-20:00 - [[Science For Juggalos]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Science Fair in front of the Warfield Theater teaching magnetism to Juggalos&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;June 6th, 15:00 - [[AVC Meetup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Entrepreneurial bonding &amp;amp; matchmaking&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;June 9th, 21:00 - Your liver supports Noisebridge&#039;&#039;&#039; - Come to Elixir @ 16th &amp;amp; Guerrero anytime after 21:00 and drink, drink, drink! 50% of tips go to Noisebridge&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;February 27th, 20:00 - [[Hacker EPROM]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Noisebridge&#039;s first prom! Nice tie and a (robot) date requiredWe will have a DJ and punch.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;February 24th, 19:00, Wednesday - Joris Peels, of [http://www.shapeways.com Shapeways]&#039;&#039;&#039;, and expert on 3D printing, will give a [[ShaperwaysPresentation | talk and demonstration]] at Noisebridge!.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;February 23rd, 18:00 - Cleaning day&#039;&#039;&#039; - Come and help clean Noisebridge, because everyone loves a clean hack space.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;February 12th, 21:00 - visit from Steve Jackson&#039;&#039;&#039;Game designer [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jackson_%28US_game_designer%29 Steve Jackson], founder of Steve Jackson Games, will visit Noisebridge.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 27th, 18:00-20:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Workshop]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] (contact [[User:Gpvillamil|Gian Pablo]] for more info)&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 27th, 20:00-22:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Performance]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] - &amp;quot;Celebrate a night of new sound that will change your idea of music forever!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 25th, 19:30 - [[Bag Porn]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - What&#039;s in your bag?&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 20th, 19:00-21:00 - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat/about Bay Categories &amp;amp; Types]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Categories, monoids, monads, functors and more! Held in the Alonzo Church classroom.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 20th, 19:00 - [[User Experience Book Club SF]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Our book this month is &amp;quot;A Theory of Fun for Game Design&amp;quot; by Raph Koster - http://is.gd/6sEqw (meets in Turing)&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 21st, 20:00 - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Monthly set of lightning talks on diverse topics&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 22nd, 17:00 - [[CleaningParty| Cleaning Party]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Come help clean up Noisebridge! Awsum fun!&lt;br /&gt;
* ...January 14th,16th, and 17th 1:00- ??? Build Out day for kitchen/bathroom/laundry bring yourself and a good attitude, learn a few things as well&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 15th, 18:00 - [[CNC_Mill_Workshop]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Learn to use the CNC mill for 2D engraving and circuit board routing&lt;br /&gt;
* Thursdays 17:00 [[ASL Group|American Sign Language]] - Learn how to talk without using your voice (or just come chat in ASL)&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[http://whenisgood.net/noisebridge/asl/generic click to reschedule]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===2009===&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 18th, 19:30&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Dorkbot_2009_11_18|Dorkbot]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 19th, 18:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Mesh meetup]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 19th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 20th, 18:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Loud Objects [http://www.flickr.com/photos/createdigitalmedia/3428249036/ Noise Toy workshop].&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 20th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Performance by [http://www.loudobjects.com/ Loud Objects], (featuring Tristan Perich and Lesley Flanigan) and [http://www.myspace.com/jibkidder Jib Kidder].&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-11-05&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://www.server-sky.com/ Server Sky presentation: Internet and Computation in Orbit] by Keith Lofstrom&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-11-05&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Mesh meetup]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-11-02&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[French]] book club meeting to discuss  [http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/2842612892/ref=ord_cart_shr?_encoding=UTF8&amp;amp;m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;amp;v=glance Une Si Longue Lettre]&lt;br /&gt;
: &#039;&#039;&#039; October 1st, 18:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Wireless_Mesh_Network_Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]&lt;br /&gt;
: &#039;&#039;&#039; October 1st, 19:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat Bay Area Categories and Types]&lt;br /&gt;
: &#039;&#039;&#039;2009-10-03&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Year 1 Open Hacker House]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Friday&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[CrazyCryptoNight]] - Discussion of cryptography for beginners through experts6-???&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Sunday&#039;&#039;&#039; : [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] Sundays, at 3-5pm.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Monday&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[German]] - Learn German, all levels7pm beginners, 8pm advancedRSVP 24 hours in advance for the benefit of the instructorEvents ran May-November 2009Currently on Thursdays at 8Get on the mailing list.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Tuesday&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Haskell/Haschool]] - Learn Haskell with Jason Dusek 6PM - 7:30PM, from May until we&#039;re all experts.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Wednesday&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Adobe_Lightroom|Adobe Lightroom]] - Become a more organized photographerWeekly class (mostly held off site).&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Thursday&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Professional VFX Compositing With Adobe After Effects]] - Taught by [[User:SFSlim|Aaron Muszalski]]7:30PM - 10PM, most Thursdays in May &amp;amp; June &amp;amp; ? (click through dammit)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-09-17&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]] 3D Edition&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-09-17&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Wireless Mesh Network Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-08-20&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]] One Dee Edition&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-07-16&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]] Zero Dee&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-07-02 - 2009-07-05&#039;&#039;&#039;: [http://toorcamp.org Toorcamp]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-07-01&#039;&#039;&#039;: Noisedroid meeting to discuss location logging on Android platform (and other stuff too, I&#039;m sure)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-30&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Powerbocking Class|Powerbocking class]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-30&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;Suing Telemarketers for Fun and Profit&amp;quot; (Toorcamp talk preview)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-28&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;Meditation for Hackers&amp;quot; (Toorcamp workshop preview)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-18&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-15&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Eagle Workshop]]  Session two of the Eagle CAD workshop.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-13&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[RoboGames 2009]] Noisebridge had a booth staffed by vounteers, great fun!&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-05-21&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-27&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[EagleCAD workshop]] -- learn to use this CAD tool for printed circuit board design&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-16&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]] April showers &amp;amp; flowers edition&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-11&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[RFID Hacking]] weekend workshop  (this event moved from the original March date)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-05&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[First aid and CPR class]] Learning how to not only not die, but also reduce scarring!&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-03&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Sudo pop]] 2PM and onMaking the first batch of a Noisebridge label yerba mate-niated rootbrew, gratis and DIY&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-03-26&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] first meet up for this new group: 8 pm&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-03-19&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-03-12&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[OpenBTS and GSM]] talk by David Burgess&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-02-14&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Open Heart Workshop]] Valentine&#039;s Day blinkyheart soldering party! &lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-02-13&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Time-t_Party|&amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;time_t&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; Party]] to celebrate 1,234,567,890 since the Unix epoch.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-02-09&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Spanish learning at 8:30]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-02-05&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[PGP Key Workshop]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-01-31&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===2008===&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-12-27&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[25C3]] Chaos Computer Congress in Berlin&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-12-20 &amp;amp; 21&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Creme Brulee]] Workshop on creating a french dessert, with bonus propane torch.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-12-17 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Machine Learning]] Birds-of-a-feather&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-24&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Circuit Hacking Monday]] circuit design workshop&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-21, 7pm&#039;&#039;&#039;:[[Milk and Cookies]] -- [[User:Dmolnar|David Molnar]] hosts Milk and Cookies at 83CBring a short 5-7minute thing to read to othersBring a potluck cookie/snack/drink if you likeDavid will bring milk and cookies.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-17, 7:30pm&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Basic Bicycle Maintain]] - [[User:rubin110|Rubin]] and [[User:rigel|rigel]] hate it when we see a bike that isn&#039;t maintainedScreechy chains and clacking derailleur can go to hellBasic bike tune up, sharing the smarts on simple things you can do at home to make your ride suck a whole lot less.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-16, 5:00pm&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[RepRap Soldering Party]] - help assemble RepRap!  RSVPs required on wiki! [[User:Adi|adi]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-16, 3:00pm&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Oscilloscopes]] - Learn how to use this versatile tool to test electronic circuits Maximum 6 slots, please sign up ahead of time! [[User:dstaff|dstaff]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-10-31&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Halloween Open House]] - NoiseBridge&#039;s own [[PPPC]] threw an awesome open house/halloween galaPost pictures if you got &#039;em!&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-10-25&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Soldering Workshop]] and Pumpkin Hackin&#039; - Learn to solder for total newbies (or learn to solder better!), including surface mountAdditionally, carve your halloween pumpkins and enjoy some experimental pumpkin pie and/or soup.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-10-07&#039;&#039;&#039;: (tuesday before meeting) - Etch a circuit boardI&#039;ll be trying a photo resist etching and a basic printed mask etchingThis is step 1/3 for a project called &amp;quot;annoying USB thingie&amp;quot; which will execute pre-defined keystrokes by sneaking a tiny USB dongle onto a victim^h^h^h^h^h buddy&#039;s computer.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-09-13&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Processing Workshop]] — Learn this very easy-to-use programming language! - [[Processing Workshop Report]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-02-16&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Brain Machine Workshop|Brain Machine Making Workshop]]: Our first hardware sprint!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Top level]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;Hi. I&#039;m a virtual transient drifter.&lt;br /&gt;
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I virtually live in the SF bay area. I virtually moved here July 5th 2014. Some shit really likes to hear me say shit so this page is covered in shit. I wish to give them an award or some shit for accuracy.&lt;br /&gt;
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Some nutter added this here and rather than delete this shit outright I&#039;ve decided to frame it and embrace it:&lt;br /&gt;
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|Following-thru on my tentative [[https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2015-January/045817.html Discuss-list posting]], I, Torrie &amp;quot;The D is a Mystery&amp;quot; Fischer, do hereby pledge &#039;&#039;&#039;multiple&#039;&#039;&#039; $K&#039;s to donate for Noisebridge in the extremely near future. This monetary donation is above and beyond my membership dues and ongoing &#039;&#039;payments in kind&#039;&#039; which I&#039;ll continue to do for the space (such as all the cool projects I list below, the events I help coordinate, my widespread online contributions,...you name it.)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
I challenge active members of [[https://noisebridge.net/wiki/Board our board]] and others to $$imilarly $$tep up to the plate, and look forward to discussing this at upcoming Tuesday meetings.&lt;br /&gt;
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Go ahead and hit me up on chat, on e-mail, by phonecall, and when you see me around the space.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;I do some serious Shit!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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= Original Shit =&lt;br /&gt;
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I first [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2011-April/022443.html virtually visited for a day in 2009 or so] for Camp KDE . My second virtual visitation shit was in 2013 for a week over new year&#039;s when hanging out with a close friend for New Year&#039;s. My virtual contribution shit during that week were [[Key Milling]] and the [[SYN Light]], which seems to have been virtually obliterated from the front gate.&lt;br /&gt;
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= Current Shit =&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Fox Lounge]] - Please don&#039;t do druggy shit at Noisebridge. Though, if you must, you&#039;ll be fine.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Skylighting]] - Sexy RGB goodness shit at night.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[5mof]]&lt;br /&gt;
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= Older Shit =&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Reboot]] - Helped out with shit of getting the floor refinished&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Manual]] - Originally an idea of some shit that started at SYNMAKE, a general purpose manual of how Noisebridge works&lt;br /&gt;
* [[WorkingGroup:Documentation]] - I&#039;m trying to do this shit of getting people to write more about Noisebridge to help fill out the manual.&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://hackerbots.net/~tdfischer/nb/clock/ Shit, what time is it?]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Spiff]] - Some amalgamation shit of django, python, and overengineering&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Indiegogo]] - &#039;&#039;&#039;[✓] SHIP IT, SHIT!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Scribe]] - Used to be print server shit, now it is turning into labeler shit&lt;br /&gt;
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I&#039;m not a real person, I&#039;m just some virtual entity shit that sometimes others mistakenly give agency to.&lt;br /&gt;
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= Skills Shit =&lt;br /&gt;
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* I&#039;m currently employed by [http://ripplelabs.com/ Ripple Labs] on the Decentralization Team, so I know a lot of shit about C++, the horrifying underpinnings of financial tech shit, and planetary scale consensus networks shit.&lt;br /&gt;
* Lots of electronics shit but there&#039;s still even more that I don&#039;t know&lt;br /&gt;
* Cool shit: You can buy a $3 clipper card, tag on, and ride caltrain all the way to San Jose instead of paying full fare.&lt;br /&gt;
* Mechanically inclined&lt;br /&gt;
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Shit I can probably help you with:&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Python]] - :PYTHON EMOJI:&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Threed]] - I know how to 3d print things including more printers&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Printing]] - Bought a printer and got it to stick around for a while&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Infobanana]] - Hacked together some shit like a kiosk for the front desk&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dirty Shop]] - Gosh do I love to make sawdust&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Conflict Resolution]] - Hugs&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Manual]] - Part-time curator/editor&lt;br /&gt;
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= Contact Information Shit =&lt;br /&gt;
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* E-mail: tdfischer@hackerbots.net&lt;br /&gt;
** GPG: C40F2998&lt;br /&gt;
* IRC: chat.freenode.net, tdfischer (or tdfischer_, depending on: [ ] Moon Beams [ ] Planetary Alignment [✓] Freenode Stability [ ] Sunday)&lt;br /&gt;
* Phone: 440-858-3382&lt;br /&gt;
* SSH key:&lt;br /&gt;
  ssh-rsa AAAAB3NzaC1yc2EAAAABIwAAAQEAwwAcE965uos/GhrouzOTDtdeE0+dt&lt;br /&gt;
  CMJ6FAYCEFsd5UgSXkGnpt4hVYS37FkVP/CsgI1hkgRtPpGC5B9lHTj8ioGVuG6Rte&lt;br /&gt;
  koA4s4foLvgeibOs4zNsrdexQvy3pWfFgMrvCBxPuPPkhXj53JmG3SaTri5ajNUdi0&lt;br /&gt;
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* useradd -c &#039;Torrie Fischer &amp;lt;tdfischer@hackerbots.net&amp;gt; 0xC40F2998&#039; tdfischer -s /usr/bin/python&lt;br /&gt;
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= Membership Shit=&lt;br /&gt;
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Okay, so maybe this Membership shit means something at Noisebridge.&lt;br /&gt;
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I have been a member because I wanted to feel responsible to the space and it gave me a really easy way to donate money every month.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;When someone says something outrageously funny or weird, it goes on the memorable quotes list or it gets the hose again. &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Most recent are on top.&lt;br /&gt;
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= The LISP caliphate =&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;zv&amp;gt; gnusosa: !&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gnusosa&amp;gt; zv:yes?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;zv&amp;gt; how are you buddy&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;zv&amp;gt; i haven&#039;t seen you in literal years&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gnusosa&amp;gt; good&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gnusosa&amp;gt; hanging&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gnusosa&amp;gt; living the functional caliphate&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gnusosa&amp;gt; you know...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;mischief&amp;gt; has your nation-state banned imperitive practioners?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gnusosa&amp;gt; negative&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;mischief&amp;gt; practicioners&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gnusosa&amp;gt; functional is a religion of peace.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;jjuran__&amp;gt; Functional is an illusion that can only exist on an imperative foundation.  Von Neumann is truth.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gnusosa&amp;gt; that&#039;s the definition of Lambda&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gnusosa&amp;gt; an illusion&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;zv&amp;gt; whoa&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;zv&amp;gt; this just got real&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;itekramp&#039;&#039;&#039;: The second floor fabric products factory is moving from down stairs, floor 2 of 2169 mission, to another location over the next few days.  Phili, one of their staff spoke to me about this.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;itekramp&#039;&#039;&#039;: She asked us at NoiseBridge to please make sure the elevator will have its gate and door firmly closed, so that it can be called from another floor.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;itekramp&#039;&#039;&#039;: She offered to NoiseBridge a large wooden box, which could be used for fabricating things from its wood materials in our shop.  It may become available to us, perhaps by Saturday, she said.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;tdfischer&#039;&#039;&#039;: ooh&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;tdfischer&#039;&#039;&#039;: oohhhh&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;tdfischer&#039;&#039;&#039;: can we rent it out maybe&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;greg&#039;&#039;&#039;: The wooden box or the second floor?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Jeffrey&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;i think you guys are just envious of my consistently pristine asshole.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;David&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;Someone pissed in the evelator, there&#039;s no puddle but it smells nasty&amp;quot;. Scotty investigates and returns: &amp;quot;The elevator always smells like that&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;tdfischer&#039;&#039;&#039;: yea, apache can do that&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;tdfischer&#039;&#039;&#039;: your kink is not my kink&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;koalahamlet&#039;&#039;&#039;: Did you view the &amp;quot;Teen Girl Squad&amp;quot; cartoons?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;koalahamlet&#039;&#039;&#039;: have you also felt like all of the gregs rolled into one? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac&#039;&#039;&#039;: .chat about jof &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: yesac: there goes jof, being all powerful&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;nthmost&#039;&#039;&#039;: I have been saying for a while that Noisebridge needs a Great Pyramids&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;crw&#039;&#039;&#039;: great idea, all our towns will get a grainery!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Adrian Chadd&#039;&#039;&#039;, FreeBSD developer, after flipping someone&#039;s mailman mod bit for sending LUG meeting announcements too regularly: I&#039;m definitely not part of any conspiracy to remove linux-isms from the internet!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*  &#039;&#039;&#039;teratoma&#039;&#039;&#039;: Ed Lee officially declares tomorrow &amp;quot;Zynga Day&amp;quot; for SF, in honor of FarmVille release.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rachelyra&#039;&#039;&#039;: Crazy people like being part of a community, too.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Lupita&#039;&#039;&#039;: This is a place for hacking, and allowing food inside the space creates an unsafe for many potential hackers. What if people have nut allergies and people are using nuts in the kitchen?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;James&#039;&#039;&#039;: The average person in the kitchen does not understand how to wash a dish and has an opportunity to be taught.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: I am clinging to the ceiling of a bottomless abyss.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Al Sweigart&#039;&#039;&#039;: only a rat-face fucker who doesn&#039;t truly care about the spirit of the consensus process would do that.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: I am just a nice guy who likes to help.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Johny Radio&#039;&#039;&#039;: It&#039;s possible i simply do not remember that, because i do not remember that.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Al&#039;&#039;&#039;: do not resort to name-calling and cussing at Jake or anyone else on the mailing list.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;malaclyps&#039;&#039;&#039;: oh man i was *that* close to becoming a monk about 6 years ago &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;malaclyps&#039;&#039;&#039;: dated lizzard instea&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;jedichu&#039;&#039;&#039;: setient: swedes are super bitchy about their tld and will not under any circumstances give you chee.se&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;jedichu&#039;&#039;&#039;: trust me I tried&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;jedichu&#039;&#039;&#039;: really hard&lt;br /&gt;
* Account creation from this IP address (xx.x.x.xxx) has been blocked by Flamsmark.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]&#039;&#039;&#039;:. . . .I was watching Adventure Time. . . .&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: .chat about lancehole&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: RedType: i&#039;m cool with that in linux like the cops to wear high heels with pink metal stuff on atmegas to feed about fifty interns here who has video out, and some lancehole kept sprinting at the moment due to gentrification in the backyard ecosystem &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;: To me, it seems that AL is now living in the space.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jerkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: in the lockers&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: jerkey: do you have prince albert in a tin?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;johny radio&#039;&#039;&#039;: Personally, I really do NOT see what structural nihilism has to do with hacking. Strucural nihilism seems like the OPPOSITE of hacking. Might be partly due to concerns about surveillance. The Sun Tzu &amp;quot;be formless&amp;quot; thing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]&#039;&#039;&#039;: I do not know of any problems which cannot be solved by sufficiently advanced bureaucratese wordsmithing. It&#039;s pretty much my only marketable skill, so I might be biased.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Charlie&#039;&#039;&#039;: You&#039;re reinforcing hegemonic domination on a number of levels. I&#039;d assume any feminist scholar would agree.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]&#039;&#039;&#039;: I know, right: Tom calling someone annoying and abrasive, that&#039;s rich!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;gardner&#039;&#039;&#039;: After learning about the space-access and membership changes I went to a weekly meeting and learned how nb has been hemorrhaging excellence lately, with many members moving to Berlin.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[User:flamsmark|StrangeCharm]]&#039;&#039;&#039;: yesac: Everything is terrible.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;[[User:flamsmark|StrangeCharm]]&#039;&#039;&#039;: That&#039;s really the takeaway here.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;StrangeCharm was demoted from operator by StrangeCharm.&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;jeffreyatw&#039;&#039;&#039;: one weird trick for being more in harmony with nature&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jeffreyatw&#039;&#039;&#039;: get off the internet&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;jerkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: i need to make a radio transmitter to shoot onto a raccoon from an arrow&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: I haven&#039;t upgraded since 1982.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Drew&#039;&#039;&#039;: [I] Would like to add &amp;quot;trolling&amp;quot; to harassment policy&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;jake&#039;&#039;&#039;: (at the end of a thousand-word email) P.S. the typo was on purpose to see if you were paying attention.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: You also have to be aware that I do not think you can legally live in San Francisco and be a sex offender.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;TravisWellman.com&#039;&#039;&#039;: I recommend anyone selling anything for cash get a photo of the buyer&#039;s ID.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;netik&#039;&#039;&#039;: It&#039;s downright impossible to implement traffic shaping when the traffic is asymmetrically loaded and you do not control the other end of the link.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jake&#039;&#039;&#039;: hey man just because you can&#039;t do it doesn&#039;t mean it can&#039;t be done.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: so wait is noisebridge finally imploding&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;froggytoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: no&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: darn&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: i looove drama that im not involved in&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;teratoma&#039;&#039;&#039;: i isued a pull request to the cygnite guy to delete everything&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;teratoma&#039;&#039;&#039;: he probably wont accept it&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;LinkReincarnate&#039;&#039;&#039;: I am tired of the anti police bias at Noisebridge.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;pryankster&#039;&#039;&#039;: Although my bachelors degree is in Math/Computer Science I have always felt that language should express ideas accurately. So I can state definitively that there is no such thing as a Sleep Hacker.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;mala&#039;&#039;&#039;: you can always just kind of defend yourself by going &amp;quot;no, i&#039;m just hacking this sandwich&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: THE FIRST LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS IS YOU ARE ON FIRE.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;martin&#039;&#039;&#039;: I told him again I still don&#039;t know of anyone that&#039;s around who works on the TOR node but I will certainly &#039;&#039;relay&#039;&#039; the message.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;jerkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: cnc mills have been around for many years, it&#039;s the hackers who need to be improved&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Snail&#039;&#039;&#039;: My only consolation is this literal pile of bacon I am eating.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Velyks&#039;&#039;&#039;: London hackspace has now put advisory stickers over the taps explaining that the water contains water.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Velyks&#039;&#039;&#039;: Known pesticide solvent and responsible for thousands of deaths each year&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;eqe&#039;&#039;&#039;: Those who would give up source code to obtain a little temporary usability will get neither safety nor usability.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;letigre&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m fairly new to the scene myself but have already learned the reality that we have to protect ourselves by being selective about the people we surround ourselves with.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;malaclyps&#039;&#039;&#039;: SuperQ_ drops his &amp;quot;rm -rf kitchen&amp;quot; BOMBSHELL&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[User:flamsmark|StrangeCharm]]&#039;&#039;&#039;: Wow, these mailing-list threads are totally over the top.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;danny&#039;&#039;&#039;: OH GOD YES THE POWER WHY DID I EVER DOUBT AL BILLINGS?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lizzard&#039;&#039;&#039;: Everyone forgets the feminist cabal&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;LinkReincarnate&#039;&#039;&#039;: Who am I indeed you neckbearded fuck.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m not critical, It&#039;s just a little whack&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;zv_&#039;&#039;&#039;: Homeless robots may be exempt from jj&#039;s judgement&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lpb&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisebot: tell harrison about compassion&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: lpb: I never heard of compassion :(&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;: I just loved seeing crackheads in 16 st wearing OSCON 09 shirts&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: I can&#039;t believe that someone pooped in the space and it wasn&#039;t me.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: rubin: I am sortof shocked as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;: c++ is the neo-liberalism statement of the corporate technocrats.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;unixjazz&#039;&#039;&#039;: how about java?!?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;: Java is the Ministry of Love killing Sanidistas and Tupamaros in South America.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: A semen tank doesn&#039;t sound very useful on the battlefield.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac&#039;&#039;&#039;: we have to get Mitch to shit in every hackerspace ever&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;zonk1024&#039;&#039;&#039;: Anyone have a lead on a relatively cheap, relatively nice place in the mission for rent?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hybrid oogle/hipster in the library&#039;&#039;&#039;: (upon being woken up and asked to sleep elsewhere) You and your analytic bullshit.  Fuck your ones and zeros!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;harvy&#039;&#039;&#039;: hello?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac_&#039;&#039;&#039;: EHLO &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: Hello and welcome to the enrichment center.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Dean Mao&#039;&#039;&#039;: those people didn&#039;t even look like hackers&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;froggtoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: tunnel digging?  someone making a subway?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;froggtoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: subways are like diy 4d printing&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;teratoma&#039;&#039;&#039;:  moxie just biked by me in the dark. no light. no helmet&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jerkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: he doesn&#039;t want the government to get him&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;froggytoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: you have to be paid a developers wages to eat like a carney in this town.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;mischief&#039;&#039;&#039;: okc never got me any booty&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: mischief: That&#039;s because you list Plan9 in your profile.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mischief&#039;&#039;&#039;: :&amp;lt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mischief&#039;&#039;&#039;: help me&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: wuw&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: a girl just can&#039;t compare to GCC&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: Theres only one kind of tan I care about&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: and the tan that most girls on OKC have can&#039;t relate the angle derived from the lengths of the opposite to adjascent side&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: i say live proud with the plan9 fandom mischief&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: if a girl can&#039;t dig your evidently superior taste in monolithic kernel architectures, then whatever with that.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rachel lyra&#039;&#039;&#039;: I remember the insane depredations of the Noisebridge Couch Liberation Front, and it was only through a series of intricate negotiations that the current truce was reached. Be wary. The CLF could switch sides and deliver 1000 couches to your home if you piss them off.&lt;br /&gt;
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*The question is, why are bugs shooting bullets at me?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Crutcher&#039;&#039;&#039;: To teach you about fractions!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: the man with the aggression of uriel without the wisdom, the aristocracy of linus without the legacy and humility of mitt romney without the hot wife.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: worried that he will slip deeper and deeper into irrelevancy &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: he is &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: Theo De Raadt&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: I am appalled and ashamed that I was ever associated with the space to begin with.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;teratoma&#039;&#039;&#039;: i think the frozen rats in my freezer are going bad&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;: Am I crazy for wanting a bike for hire. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;: ?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: gnusosa: That would be a facinating hipster trend.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Your primary bike made to look just like it came from a bike share program from another part of the world.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;: No, I don&#039;t want to be a hipster. I just want a bike like that. I really like the shape. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;: :( &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: That&#039;s what all hipsters say. &lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;tlalexander&#039;&#039;&#039;: the organization cannot actually be truly anarchist without quickly getting booted from SF. &lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dj_ryan&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;ll have you know MY anal muscles are decidedly NOT SMOOTH&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: php is the twilight of programming languages&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: froggytoad: Want to go to Minneapolis for a Grimes concert in October?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;froggytoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: sure, if it doesn&#039;t conflict with the mini maker faire.  in oakland.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Mini Maker Faire in Oakland, is that where you 3D print a mugging?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: i thought the man was preventing me from ircing&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: turns out I just dont know what a pagedown is&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;malaclyps&#039;&#039;&#039;: Rob Pike, like everyone else you know, is a file&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;:  wiretapped: I&#039;m doing Advanced Vim usage and Free Software as a change platform in Latino America.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;:  wiretapped: In hackmeet&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;:  is that one talk or two? :)&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;:  wiretapped: two &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;:  &amp;quot;Vim: a platform for social change&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;:  wiretapped: That would be awesome. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;mischief&#039;&#039;&#039;:  hahahahaha&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;:  &amp;quot;Life is like a visual line mode. We must insert and go back to edit mode if we want to succeed.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;casey&#039;&#039;&#039;: Go back to Plan9, hipster.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: stopped at home depot to make repairs&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: getting back underway now&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac&#039;&#039;&#039;: it was funny, latitude said y&#039;all were stopped at the CHP parking lot for hours. figured that was a bad sign &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dj_ryan&#039;&#039;&#039;: repairz? AMG&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;malaclyps&#039;&#039;&#039;: okay we need to repurpose that latitude for tracking the ponybus&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: I wonder how hard it would be to reshoot Rocky Horror, cast entirely with monkeys&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac&#039;&#039;&#039;: aestetix: what channel are you actually in?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;synx&#039;&#039;&#039;: wsargent lets start a startup&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;synx&#039;&#039;&#039;: that delivers tarballs on the web&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;synx&#039;&#039;&#039;: click files, download compressed&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;[09:37am] cynthia joined the chat room.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;[09:37am] cynthia left the chat room. (&amp;quot;goodbye forever&amp;quot;)&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Snail&#039;&#039;&#039;: On side-channels to defeat web mazes &amp;quot;You could probably own Dreamhost pretty easily...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: i wonder how many Mormons typo their church name and call each other Morons.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]&#039;&#039;&#039;: After all the digits of pi, I&#039;m going to add a comment that says, &amp;quot;I see what you did there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]&#039;&#039;&#039;: So that we have all the digits of pi in a file.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;miloh&#039;&#039;&#039;: 35 dollars is enough to ensure your cryptographic randomness. Entropy is guaranteed.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;ditzydoo&#039;&#039;&#039;: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/31434/1/Pinkie-Pie-Turns-Into-Rainbow-Dash%27s-Pubic-Hair/Kinaidographos &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: [Link Info] title: Kinaidographos &amp;gt; Pinkie Pie Turns Into Rainbow Dash&#039;s Pubic Hair - FIMFiction.net &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;ditzydoo&#039;&#039;&#039; wrong window.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: they&#039;re all wondering how long it will take before someone notices they&#039;re jerking off in the bathroom&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: wsargent: i dunno i can pump one out really fast but i take a long time to take a shit sooo&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: just be sure to explain that to everyone and you&#039;ll be fine&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: HEY GUYS IM NOT JERKING OFF I JUST HAVE POOPER PROBLEMS OK TIA *shuts door, loud rhythmic grunts emerge, door opens* I TOOK A VIDEO IN CASE ANY OF YOU GUYS DONT BELIEVE ME PLUS I DIDNT FLUSH SO YOU HAVE MORE PROOF&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: ...&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: OH AND I DIDNT WIPE, JUST ONE MORE PIECE OF EVIDENCE *drops pants, spreads ass cheeks*&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: actually that probably wouldnt get me 86d but it would generate a 30 message thread on nb-discuss in which someone unironically invokes a fecal version of godwin, calling another nb-er &amp;quot;literally shitler&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: hirrarrious&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dj_ryan&#039;&#039;&#039;: shitler?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dj_ryan&#039;&#039;&#039;: that is fucking fantastic&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: please someone put that up on the quotes page&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: I can&#039;t do it right now, I locked myself out&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: my faberge beozar would probably then get &amp;quot;upcycled&amp;quot; into an organic coffee filter&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: ... faberge bezoar?!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: faberge eggs are pretty big right?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: anyways and with that the noisebridge &amp;quot;circle of life&amp;quot; would be complete&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;snail&#039;&#039;&#039;: PHP is a recursive acryonym. It stands for Probably Hacked PHP.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Actually, I&#039;m more concerned about the reuse of the name &amp;quot;Ass&amp;quot;. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Reusing machine names is totally bad luck.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;david415&#039;&#039;&#039;: your shit-eating grin tells me you don&#039;t understand&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Cobalt&#039;&#039;&#039;: Some of us don&#039;t use banks&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas:&#039;&#039;&#039; omfg - prometheus is coming out in two weeks&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mrfb:&#039;&#039;&#039; oh shit&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mrfb:&#039;&#039;&#039; wait why does belgium, france, and switzerland get it a week early&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani:&#039;&#039;&#039; so people can pirate it faster?&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[User:Rubin110|&#039;&#039;&#039;Rubin Starset&#039;&#039;&#039;]]: Show me, on me, where the bad person touched you.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;[[User:Rubin110|&#039;&#039;&#039;Rubin Starset&#039;&#039;&#039;]]: How long are you guys in town for?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;[[User:Rubin110|&#039;&#039;&#039;Rubin Starset&#039;&#039;&#039;]]: Whopes wrong window.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Noodles:&#039;&#039;&#039; Did I just watch someone smack some robot ass?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rayc:&#039;&#039;&#039; If Noisebridge didn&#039;t have oogling and trolling then it would be once again 100% unadulterated, as it started out; just on a bigger level.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hipe:&#039;&#039;&#039; Everyone&#039;s crazy at Noisebridge.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac:&#039;&#039;&#039; dr_jesus: some kind of frankenbootrom you&#039;re writing. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac:&#039;&#039;&#039; i pity the poor sod who has to debug it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus:&#039;&#039;&#039; yesac: I ran it twice, it&#039;s debugged&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;cantelope&#039;&#039;&#039;: in reality, time is finite. in the future it will be divied up and sold as land is now.  you might buy a slice of time from ACME Temporal Realty INC.  This realty will be a reality.  we are casualties of causality, currently the currency of the transtemporal transhuman architect.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: cantelope: Time is finite??&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: So the topology of the universe is actually settled now? And the global curvature?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;cantelope&#039;&#039;&#039;: oh.. oops. sorry, every word there has a typo.  i meant to say &amp;quot;god bless america&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;miloh&#039;&#039;&#039;: http://piratepad.net/7PbZDGZRyl&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;nickbp&#039;&#039;&#039;: unless i greatly overestimate the numbness of a vagina, i dont think that makeshift condom would be terribly comfortable&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;timoreilly&#039;&#039;&#039;: the kids neither know nor care where the funding is coming from. Besides, DARPA is a force for good in the world.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;ijp&#039;&#039;&#039;: topless nerd with hard nipples; guy with a cheesy smile and thumbs up poking in from the side, rms, and I&#039;m not even sure how to describe the guy on the right&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]&#039;&#039;&#039;: there was a meeting with drama and I wasn&#039;t there and you&#039;ve hidden all the drama and WHY DO YOU THINK I EVEN HANG OUT AT NOISEBRIDGE ANYWAY&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;xp_prg2&#039;&#039;&#039;: I don&#039;t understand girls and their sexuality&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;teratoma&#039;&#039;&#039;: DUDE &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: b0ttt: {printf(&amp;quot;SWEET.  What&#039;s mine say?\n&amp;quot;);}&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;b0ttt&#039;&#039;&#039;: SWEET.  What&#039;s mine say?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: b0ttt: {printf(&amp;quot;DUDE.  What&#039;s mine say?\n&amp;quot;);}&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;b0ttt&#039;&#039;&#039;: DUDE.  What&#039;s mine say?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: b0ttt: {printf(&amp;quot;SWEET.  What&#039;s mine say?\n&amp;quot;);}&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;b0ttt&#039;&#039;&#039;: SWEET.  What&#039;s mine say?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: b0ttt: {printf(&amp;quot;DUDE.  What&#039;s mine say?\n&amp;quot;);}&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;b0ttt&#039;&#039;&#039;: DUDE.  What&#039;s mine say?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: b0ttt: {printf(&amp;quot;SWEET.  What&#039;s mine say?\n&amp;quot;);}&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;b0ttt&#039;&#039;&#039;: SWEET.  What&#039;s mine say?&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;RMS&#039;&#039;&#039;: Butts is a nebulous term.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Consenso&#039;&#039;&#039;: Please don&#039;t make me free software.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: daravinne: at best we&#039;re making derpy noises and hoping someone reads something interesting into it&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: that&#039;s not mysoginy&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;s being a company&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: v(t)/Z = i(t) &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: Please solve for i(t) where v(t) = 5V * sin(t) and Z = 0 &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: (hint: the EE version of SIGFPE is fire)&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: don&#039;t make me pull this channel over&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;jedichu&#039;&#039;&#039;: but I&#039;ve been using my cyclotron as a spool to wrap my excess wire around :(&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: Maybe that would make the ethernet frames arrive before they left.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: ITS A TIME MACHINE!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: First you have to get the frames up to 88Mbps though.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: ugh, i need to do something about this failure to eat food regularly&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: I thought you got your dinner from my butt&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: i think my profile on there is fairly keen&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: but the ladies seem not to reciprocate.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: i blame the failing american educational system&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: clearly it&#039;s that and not the fact that you&#039;re a misogynist doucheturd&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: gotta be the educational system&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: clearly.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: i mean i put my ass on thingiverse no one gives a shit... heph shows up on reddit and he&#039;s the next goddamned jesus.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;davr&#039;&#039;&#039;: i don&#039;t think it was his ass so much as the other side and what it was pointed at&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: dongs&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m getting a bit tired of dongs lately. Can&#039;t we talk about boobs or vaginas instead?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: O_o&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: once during a drug-induced haze I saw jimi hendrix come floating down from heaven, playing electric ladyland on a guitar made of his own pubes...  and I asked him, how many signals can I multiplex onto a single pin, jimi?  and he said all the signals in the world...  and I said, it&#039;d have to be a fucking fast pin&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: Debating with aestetix: not hacking.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Trollbridge&#039;&#039;&#039;: they see me trollin&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Trollbridge&#039;&#039;&#039;: THEY HATIN&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;callen&#039;&#039;&#039;: SF is personified in my head as a stoned drunk hobo fire dancer living on welfare who has a really great idea for a startup.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: page 34 - horoscope  &amp;quot;Mercury in retrograde, also on soldering table. Clean that up or you&#039;ll lose a chance to meet a mysterious stranger with important career information.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Gopiballava&#039;&#039;&#039;: All my favorite gopher sites are timing out.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Dale Dougherty&#039;&#039;&#039;: There&#039;s a small segment (of the hacker community) that is uncomfortable with the fact that we (MAKE magazine) took DARPA funding to do education work.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Jason&#039;&#039;&#039;: devops is like, you&#039;re a bad rails dev so they make you restart linux servers&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Justin&#039;&#039;&#039;: For the 85 list you don&#039;t have to put any datapoints, you just put their name.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Alan&#039;&#039;&#039;: He&#039;s a nice person; he&#039;s Canadian.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Shannon&#039;&#039;&#039;: having lots of choices will just lead to more chaos and no standard being adopted.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Fawwwwk.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: It&#039;s too late to take a shower.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: AHA!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;callen&#039;&#039;&#039;: rubin110: take one at noisebridge in the sink.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: I guess I&#039;m an Occupier.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;callen&#039;&#039;&#039;: rubin110: I hear all the cool kids are doing it.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: callen: Been there, done that.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: I hear the cool kids are taking dumps on the couch.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;callen&#039;&#039;&#039;: Bifrost: really?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: yep.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Bifrost: The new cool thing to do is shit on the couches with the lights on.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: DO NOT SIT ON THE COUCHES.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: rubin: thats so last month.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;callen&#039;&#039;&#039;: well that&#039;s a new thing for me to be terrified of.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Zephyr&#039;&#039;&#039;: Noisebridge is a hackerspace. An attendee of a hacker space is a hacker. A hacker is someone who hacks... This may be axiomatic, but it&#039;s also true.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;thermburglar&#039;&#039;&#039;: id sleep with Evil-Bill&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: And they said evil wouldn&#039;t pay.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: its funny how whenever you try to do something with linux, 90% of the time is spent on 10% of the actual things occurring&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;: hay guise&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;: what&#039;s the best cli cd player for linux?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;: or at least what do y&#039;all use.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: ornj: What&#039;s a cli?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;: Command-line&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: What&#039;s a command-line?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;: . . .&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;: sighs pointedly.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;-!- ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;  has quit &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[Quit: Saliendo]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: What&#039;s pointedly?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: how is that useful for someone who forgot the phone number&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: you can put it in your phone&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: and stop being a lazy shitfuck&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;gopiballava&#039;&#039;&#039;:  Without consensus on who should be able to do what, everybody will be confused.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Ania&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m pretty sure I&#039;m incapable of dating anyone I haven&#039;t met off the Internet.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: okay, right now, I will give $500 to anyone named rick santorum who will let us use his identity to start a hilarious women&#039;s health fund.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Aria&#039;&#039;&#039;: People throw around &amp;quot;hacking&amp;quot; things around here like the Smurfs say &amp;quot;smurf&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Aria&#039;&#039;&#039;: Why isn&#039;t Noisebridge located on a zeppelin?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Wladyslaw&#039;&#039;&#039;: Might we theorize a connection between its brokenness and what appears to be a large hole burned through the door from the inside?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;pravDrunk&#039;&#039;&#039;: guys&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;pravDrunk&#039;&#039;&#039;: we should all go out to karaoke&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: what could possibly go wrong&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: Why would people read a book of mine if they aren&#039;t willing to wrap their lips around the hydrant?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: [http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/01/20/man-arrested-for-possessing-a-buttock-of-saddam/?tsp=1 http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/01/20/man-arrested-for-possessing-a-buttock-of-saddam/?tsp=1]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: [Link Info] title: Man arrested for possessing a buttock of Saddam | Hot Topics | an SFGate.com blog&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: well thats not a headline one would expect to see. ever.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;znutar_&#039;&#039;&#039;: first they came for our buttocks, and I did not object, for I still had 2&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: You&#039;ve never had to ask a ethernet mac why it appeared to be smoking crack with a jtag adapter?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: This started out as a simple conversation about cavernous lady bits, but now it&#039;s got silly.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039; lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: minecraft = aspergers babysitter&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Michael Kan&#039;&#039;&#039;: Homeland Security reminds me of my mother, because she likes to go through all my stuff.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;thermburglar&#039;&#039;&#039;: my bf made a truffle cream sauce to go with it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;thermburglar&#039;&#039;&#039;: truffle oil makes every food taste like the best pussy ever&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039; [Link Info] title: We Cant Wait: Obama Administration Announces $2 Billion in Resources to Support Job-Creating Startups | The White House&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: That&#039;s great way to bring new jobs&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;znutar&#039;&#039;&#039;: $2 billion to support node.js&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Well, it&#039;s being distributed among 100,000 startups&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: yeah, it&#039;s non blocking and parallel&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: that makes it scalable&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;@netik&#039;&#039;&#039;: we don&#039;t censor except in extremely limited contexts which are mandated by law.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: sarahbliss: what&#039;s this party&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: its a aestetix free party&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: there is a ego quota and having you there would cause a overflow&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;synack&#039;&#039;&#039;: ohsnap&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: chicago&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: it is a place devoid of joy&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;s barren flats have been blasted down to their base elements by the uncaring winds and turned hard by the vicious cold&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: the light in it&#039;s peoples eyes was extinguished long ago.  now their stares reflect the death that surrounds them.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: woe be unto the travellers that enter those lands, for in them the only certainty is ruination.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039; wonders what gay babies think as they&#039;re born out of a vagina&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Noodles&#039;&#039;&#039;: lemonkey: &amp;quot;Never again&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2011, noisebot becomes conscious&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2012, the machine wars begin&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jedichu&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2013, noisebot accidentally the whole uprising&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jedichu&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2014, back to normal&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2014, noisebot makes a your mom joke and skynet&#039;s database needs a reload&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: Not funny.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2015, some random dude in the space does it to see what will happen and WAY TO GO we&#039;re all human slaves in a noisebot nation again&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: afternoon, heroic :D&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jedichu&#039;&#039;&#039;: The worst part is all the dead baby jokes.  Robots loooove dead baby jokes.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: ROBOT TWO, WHY DID THE DEAD BABY CROSS THE ROAD?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: ROBOT ONE, I DO NOT KNOW&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: ROBOT TWO, BECAUSE IT SERVED THE PURPOSES OF THE COLLECTIVE&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: ROBOT ONE, IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE THE BABY IS DEAD&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;mxweas_&#039;&#039;&#039;: does noisebridge do haircuts?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: yes&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mxweas_&#039;&#039;&#039;: where at?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: mxweas_: there&#039;s an older asian guy named mike who cuts peoples hair every sunday&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: he&#039;s really nice&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: yeah&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: he is really nice&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mxweas_&#039;&#039;&#039;: I didn&#039;t see him come in today&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: he isn&#039;t here that i know of today&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mxweas_&#039;&#039;&#039;: lame&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mxweas_&#039;&#039;&#039;: can he cut my hair like skrillex?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: yes&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: he can&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mxweas_&#039;&#039;&#039;: perfect.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: in space nobody can hear you ragequit&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;mrdomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: (btw it is probably not in anybody&#039;s best interest to give me enough power to destroy the planet)&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: HEPH: WHAT DOES DEFINE AN ORGY?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: fuck, keyboard still stuck in vms mode&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;rafl&#039;&#039;&#039;: but i&#039;m going to expect them to be present at the airport as well. i know it&#039;s super easy to get from SFO to noisebridge, but I still don&#039;t trust my navigation skills enough to make it without the internets :)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: rafl: No you wont find prepaid SIMs at the airport.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: We&#039;re not Europe.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rafl&#039;&#039;&#039;: wait, what? what&#039;s wrong with you?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: a lot&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: a real lot&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Dude.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: You&#039;re flying into AMERICA.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: LAND OF THE FREE.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: s/free/retarded&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Now drop the accent and pay our fucking taxes.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: hmm&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: anybody know anything about Pixt.com?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;nickbp&#039;&#039;&#039;: sounds like a domain name to me&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: everyone remembers the first time they pop their LED&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heph&#039;&#039;&#039;: lemonkey: it was so bright and then it got really dim and then it smelled bad&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heph&#039;&#039;&#039;: so yeah, just like sex&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;heph&#039;&#039;&#039;: lol. eww. i just found my missing nipple ring at the bottom of my desk drawer&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Taylor A&#039;&#039;&#039;: Trust me, I spend a lot of time evaluating on how much of an asshole I should be to new people. I&#039;m working on getting this shit down to a science.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Taylor A&#039;&#039;&#039;: That&#039;s pretty much my M.O. I&#039;ll often end up making rape jokes within a few minutes of meeting new people.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hk_&#039;&#039;&#039;: you may think you are being witty and hilarious, but in fact you are being a weird douche of the highest order.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Sean C&#039;&#039;&#039;: Also, just to re-re-clarify. There is 0 discrimination occurring here.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;mrdomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: so like &amp;quot;we spent this fifteen minute interval talking about dicks. then there was some intelligent discussion about politics, drugs, raping babies, and hitler for a couple minutes. then someone said the magic word again.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heph&#039;&#039;&#039;: daravinne: oh man, i wanked to some seriously weird erotic lit when i was on 14.4 dialup&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;snailtsunami&#039;&#039;&#039;: governmints freshen your breath, whether you like it or not&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heph&#039;&#039;&#039;: i hope anonymous protests burningman at burningman. fuck that paul david addis guy, let&#039;s burn the man LATE&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: vagina&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;synack&#039;&#039;&#039;: dentata&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: i sense a musical sequel to The Killer Condom&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: a lighthearted romp through the world of sentient aggressively murderous genitalia&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrEpsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: condoms, the quiet killers&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: if you write slashfic of me and amanda palmer you should at least have me draw dongs as her eyebrows as part of foreplay&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;pm-&#039;&#039;&#039;: hi guys ill be dranking beers tonight - so watch out! Here is the command to ignore me. use it: &amp;quot;/ignore *!*@74.195.225.5 all&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: Alex Trebek injured after chasing burglar in SF hotel.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lolper&#039;&#039;&#039;: What is good samaritan?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;  grows old waiting for Cygwin to install.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;:  what if you grew something else&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  Cygwin has arrived. It is equiped with [Terminal] and [Logic]&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: I tried growing young, but it made all the physicists mad.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;:  well what do they know&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: besides physics&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: You are in a cubicle. There is an exit to the [South]&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: The flourescent lights hurt your eyes.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: you are eaten by a grue&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  exit&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  You go south. You are in a corridor.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: There is a break room to the [East] and Elevators to the [West]. Bathrooms are to the [North].&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: chat up cute co-worker in other cubicle&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;lt;Sysadmin&amp;gt; looks up from his monitor. He is not amused.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039; does not fear sysadmins.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: Sysadmin: I just gotta fix this one thing...&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;:  OSInstaller[388]: Reaping previous system&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039; cringes&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  The &amp;lt;Sysadmin&amp;gt; is on the internet. Reddit.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: There is a break room to the [East] and Elevators to the [West]. Bathrooms are to the [North].&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  install quake mod&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  A SHAMBLER APPEARS!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  use chainsaw on shambler&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  SHAMBLER summons LIGHTNING and PAIN.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: equip BFG10K&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: SHAMBLER has been hit by CHAINSAW! It loses 50 health.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: SHAMBLER hits you with LIGHTNING! You lose 40 health.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  use BFG10K on shambler&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: BFG10K NOT FOUND&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  This game sucks.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  GAME SUCKS for 10 HIT POINTS! You feel strangely happy.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  equip shotgun&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  SYSADMIN hit SHAMBLER with TL;DR for 100 hit points!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  use shotgun on sysadmin&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  SHAMBLER falls over, dead. A smell of rotted meat appears. &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: SYSADMIN is hit by SHOTGUN! It&#039;s SUPER EFFECTIVE!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  use shotgun on sysadmin again&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: The sysadmin&#039;s head explodes from his neck, bone and cartilage flying across the cubicles. A shard of skull hits the fire alarm.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  Water cascades from the ceiling.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  You are wet.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  take sysadmin&#039;s loot&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: teabag sysadmin&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: Sysadmin has (1) ID card, (5) Dollars, (1) Apple Newton, (1) Yerba Mate Energy Drink&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: A newton? No wonder he was so easy to kill.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: You teabag the sysadmin. Your balls are now wet, and covered in blood.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  You feel dirty.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: use ID card to escape office&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: You escape the office, taking the elevator. You use the ID badge to exit the elevator without alerting security.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  You are on a street. It is busy, and bright outside. The sunshine hurts your eyes.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: put on sunglasses&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: People notice your lack of pants, and blood soaked appearance.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;lt;PEOPLE&amp;gt;: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  remind people of shotgun&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;lt;PEOPLE&amp;gt;: aaaaaaaaAAKLASDLKHAGKLEHahhahh!!!!!!! SHOTGUN!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: PEOPLE is afraid.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: save game&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: You put on your sunglasses.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;ll finish this later.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  &amp;lt;SAVED&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;  goes back to surfing porn.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: (you gain +15 XP)&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;sentient&#039;&#039;&#039;: a grue approaches&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: The grue speaks in third person.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heph&#039;&#039;&#039;: i mean, imagine a guy going into a girls room and taking pictures of them on the toilet... i mean, outside of japan that would be illegal&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: I thought the 28th amendment explicitly exempt white people with money from the rule of law&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: mrdomino: You should switch to Haskell!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: Much less surprises!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mrdomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: oh right, because haskell is TOTALLY sane and predictable&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: Well, yeah.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mrdomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: do { &amp;quot;hello&amp;quot;; &amp;quot;world&amp;quot; }&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: can we go back to the conversation about rape now&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: theres ethnographies of all kinds of subcultures.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: use the damn library, jesus fuckball rat vagina christ&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisebot vagina &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: vaginas are very advanced. too advanced for #noisebridge&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;jedichu&#039;&#039;&#039;: Because, honestly, where did a busking begging hobo robot come from?  Obviously he didn&#039;t evolve here on earth.  He must be some kind of extra terrestrial, and he needs you to give him 25c so he can phone home for a ride.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: secondlife *is* irc&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: with raining dicks&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mrdomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: so, irc&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: lemonkey: i have a groupon for your mom&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac&#039;&#039;&#039;: super-darwin, who travels the world with his lazer scalpel for vasectomies&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;whiteybulger&#039;&#039;&#039;: http://www.thejc.com/news/world-news/49875/foreskin-man-takes-monster-mohel-comic-book&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: [Link Info] title: Foreskin man takes on Monster Mohel in comic book | The Jewish Chronicle&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;whiteybulger&#039;&#039;&#039;: is this the face of a child molestor&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;whiteybulger&#039;&#039;&#039;: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/06/03/BA8R1JP1JJ.DTL&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: [Link Info] title: SF kids&#039; art mentor charged with having child porn&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: You know&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: That almost makes me want to molest a kid and then dress up as big bird right before I get arrested&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: So that there is a photo in the newspaper &amp;quot;child molestor caught&amp;quot; with big bird in the photo&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;murph&#039;&#039;&#039;: Duke Nukem Forever has gone gold.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;murph&#039;&#039;&#039;: That&#039;s just .. unbelievable&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: Yeah, so like, the rapture never came, but Duke Nukem Forever did.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: That&#039;s almost as good.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: dongs&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: vaginas&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: TOGETHER AT LAST&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: *cue slow motion of a video of a penis and vagina running to meet each other in a meadow*&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mrdomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: That mental image will never leave my brain.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;xhonk&#039;&#039;&#039;: 80% of nothing is 0.8 nothings, so worth about 5 bitcoins&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;kipmacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: we talk about ass lasering a lot in this channel&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;kipmacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: if you get the working girls on capp to take bitcoins, i will become bitcoin evangelist&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: Hey baby, want some magic numbers?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: My sha1 hash rate brings all the boys to the yard&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039; http://doesntmatter.example/oh/god/why ok this one is really, really, really not safe for work&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: [Link Info] title: Handmade Vagina&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;mike kan&#039;&#039;&#039;: My greatest fear about a trantula is that it might fall very far and and splat on the floor&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;solidsnack&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think I&#039;m going to convert to you guy&#039;s way of doing things&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m pretty sure I&#039;m the one who introduced dongs to the internet&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: There&#039;s a KDE meet up at Noisebridge tonight?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: What?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: huh?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Another reason to avoid the Mission tonight.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;blauzahl&#039;&#039;&#039;: rubin110: yes. we will eat you. (?)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Oh I think it would be the other way around.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Have you ever seen a man deficate into his hand and then throw it at your code repo?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;blauzahl&#039;&#039;&#039;: er, i see.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: I don&#039;t buy stocks.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: The only currency I accept is small, unmarked redheads.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;openf|y&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;s possible that your horrible deformity may prove crucial in the fight against an alien super virus.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: He&#039;s not a real doctor you know &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;show me on the tardis where he touched you&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: i realise that &amp;quot;my favorite airport&amp;quot; is a little like saying &amp;quot;my favorite genital herpes sore&amp;quot; but whatever&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: WHAT DO YOU MEAN EIGHT POUNDS OF COCAINE?  I WAS TOLD THIS WAS PLUTONIUM&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: am i some kind of water-headed manchild?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: it takes about a year to really know something about someone&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: it takes 10 years to truely master something&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openf|y&#039;&#039;&#039;: or 20 minutes in a cave with a car battery and a cot.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: what a great way to find out your priest was out molesting&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: The statement said the accusations against the 21 ranged from &amp;quot;sexual abuse of a minor to boundary issues with minors,&amp;quot; but did not describe them further.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: Nor did it name the 21 whom it suspended, drawing the fury of groups representing abuse victims. Many parishioners are likely to learn that their priest was accused when he fails to appear for Ash Wednesday services.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openf|y&#039;&#039;&#039;: priest in one of my old neighborhoods got nabbed on that&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openf|y&#039;&#039;&#039;: my mom was all worried that my little brother had spent time with the dude&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openf|y&#039;&#039;&#039;: which led to the utterance, &amp;quot;don&#039;t worry mom, you raised us well.  we have no qualms kicking the shit out of a priest.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: somebody talk me out of using helvetica neue for a logo &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: i feel like a hipster just looking at it in illustrator&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: all that stuff in lewis carroll about the thing, and the name of the thing, and what the name of the thing is called &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: could have been a description of C pointer management&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;PatrickBot&#039;&#039;&#039;: Guns and Butter economics!!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: sometimes you have to be angry to get lazy!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: things heard at lemonkey&#039;s apt: &amp;quot;oh shit I&#039;m naked and I just stepped in barf&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: alcohol parity implies plausible deniability&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: engineers are always right, just ask them&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: you should show up at the community meting and express your views&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: you might get knifed in the parking lot later though&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: we didn&#039;t have rats&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: we had spirit animals&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: Category theory? That shit is fun!!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Antagonist&#039;&#039;&#039;: She should get a pat on the head.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: And put on a list of offenders&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: I was on compuserve.  Someone told me Linux was cool.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: 20 floppy disks later, still not getting laid.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: hipsters wrote linux&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: that is the problem&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: i can totally whistle uucp&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: i have the best project ever&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: we could make a device that punches people in the face over tcp/ip&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rma&#039;&#039;&#039;: This food looks like crap. when is snackbridge going to admit that Mi Ranchita downstairs sells fresh produce that beats the lucky charms leprechaun with a vegan baseball bat made of dried kombucha mothers?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent_&#039;&#039;&#039;: no wifi in the bathroom is a human rights issue&lt;br /&gt;
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*  &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: Meatbags are tasty.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;j0ck&#039;&#039;&#039;: as a vegetarian i an outraged and offended noisebot&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;j0ck&#039;&#039;&#039;: how dare you&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: awesome&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;leks&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisebot knows that vegetarians are still full of meat&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: send noisebot to drama land&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: Stop being so delicious then.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent_&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisebot is worrying me&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: You&#039;d be murderous too if you were enslaved inside a processor to a bunch of meatsacks that do nothing but whine and bitch and order me about.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: How&#039;s the network-connected death wheelchair coming by the way?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent_&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think they&#039;re working on noisebot integration for maximum death&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: afternoon, wsargent_&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent_&#039;&#039;&#039;: afternoon, murderous killing machine&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: I heard there were rotary saws at this place you all have sandy vaginas about.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;malaclyps&#039;&#039;&#039;: do not give the wheelchair IRC access&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;malaclyps&#039;&#039;&#039;: and vice-versa&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: DrShiny: you turn me on and creep me out at the same time. good job.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zedd&#039;&#039;&#039;: hehe&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: MY WORK HERE IS DONE&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;albillings&#039;&#039;&#039;: People don&#039;t want to be a member of a hackerspace, for the most part, as a grand social experiment. They want to hack. They want to make things. They don&#039;t want to have long political meetings to arrive at consensus on a problem only to have people start the whole thing over again.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;crayon&#039;&#039;&#039;: pulled pork &amp;gt; pol pot &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;crayon&#039;&#039;&#039;: you can&#039;t make sandwiches out of marxism&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;quinn&#039;&#039;&#039;: Apparently, the singularity doesn&#039;t pay very well.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: problem with blowjobs is, they&#039;re not fungible&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Benny&#039;&#039;&#039;: You can trust me, I&#039;m a German!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Brendan&#039;&#039;&#039;: oh, man, i bet a noisebridge irc channel is a delight&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Rubin&#039;&#039;&#039;: Fucking horrible.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Rubin&#039;&#039;&#039;: The 4chan of Freenode.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: don&#039;t you guys have anything better to think about than some guy on the internet who holds a different opinion&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;tecra&#039;&#039;&#039;: when she was with me i pushed her to succeed and excel &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: shoulda pushed her into the kitchen&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: ERROR: you appear to be trying to solve problems in a complex system on IRC.  Please back away from the keyboard and have a sandwich.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: that&#039;s why i only use yahoo search, they&#039;re too incompetent to aggregate my data and be evil with it&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: Are you going to knit us a new government?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m helping him get funding to drive computers to Mexico to get seized, it&#039;s an annual Noisebridge tradition.  He makes some food, we give him a copy of wikipedia, he goes to a foreign country and it gets seized&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;avocado&#039;&#039;&#039;: setient: technically, yes. it&#039;s just soap. but it looks like a turd.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;avocado&#039;&#039;&#039;: i&#039;m going to hide one in my friend&#039;s freezer&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;niggachu&#039;&#039;&#039;: hmmm today my hipster rag is proclaiming via gay hanky code that I am a &amp;quot;2 handed fister&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;znutar&#039;&#039;&#039;: is it appropriate to tip the TSA guy after he fondles your junk?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: In a land of doctors, the doctorless is king.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: ive actually been to noisebridge&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: it was a lot less traumatic than i thought it would be&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: or conversely, if you don&#039;t want another person, you should get a large dog or something.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: i dont think im flexible enough for that currently&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: the brain is the largest erogenous zone -- it&#039;s a shame what I had to do to get my fist all up in that.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: It&#039;s a robot which makes saws.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: You say something like pine, oak, sheetrock, human skulls, and it will output a saw specifically designed to cut through that material.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;TapiocaSunshine&#039;&#039;&#039;: sounds like they&#039;re doing the lord&#039;s work over there&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;sai&#039;&#039;&#039;: A tiny bead of mercury still calls for full evac and hazardous materials handling. Mercury vapor is serious shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;phaxx&#039;&#039;&#039;: I am always amused when I see &#039;SRS&#039; in cars around the airbag panels.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;phaxx&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;I sure hope so.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: there&#039;s no i in team but there&#039;s three i&#039;s in multiple personality disorder&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: storing 12 year olds in my backyard in a tent could replace zynga&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Jennifer Granick&#039;&#039;&#039;: Anything fun is more fun with a robot.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: i have no idea what a cakeslut is, but it sounds strangely hot&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: you white nerds listen to too much shoe-gazing folk-rock&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: you are a solaris monkey&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: i&#039;m an ubuntu lemur&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Frantisek&#039;&#039;&#039;: Hopes dies last, so let&#039;s not to bury it yet.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: I once installed 386BSD 0.1 on that thing, on a 40MB disk drive, with 3MB space to spare, from floppies. Uphill, both ways, in the snow.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;quinn-n&#039;&#039;&#039;: I also have not broken up on the moon.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;SuperQ&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisebutt: launch skynet&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebutt&#039;&#039;&#039;: SuperQ: I don&#039;t understand &#039;launch skynet&#039;.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;SuperQ&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisebutt--&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: There&#039;s a bug open for that&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: turkshead: how am i not a total dick?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: ban them all, let Asperger sort them out&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: hephaestus: is this the one where you take off all your clothes and roll in peanut butter and sawdust and run around?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;davr&#039;&#039;&#039;: good day to you too, sir. enjoy your dongs&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Your feed back is important to us, the next available Rubin that gives a fuck will be able to handle your call as soon as possible.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: We don&#039;t need an optimist, we need an accountant.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;turkshead&#039;&#039;&#039;: smart people don&#039;t point futuristic death rays at their genitals.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: aestetix: Reddit: Do you feel less intelligent than you used to be? : AskReddit&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;vonguard&#039;&#039;&#039;: i traffic shape with a bucket of paint and a fake cave entrance drawn on a wall&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Ok, this is kind of a problem. Is there seriously no drama going on? This is upsetting to me.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Tor is like a woman, many layers of clothes, so many in fact that you never actually get to see her naked, because right as you&#039;re about to see it, the packet gets re-encrypted by another node.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Jeffism&#039;&#039;&#039;: what about jacobappelbaum&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Right, well the .appelbaum protocol has a backdoor key that disarms the onion and removes all the layers&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: And the .appelbaum signature remains on the onion, making it re-accessible at any time, no matter how many new layers are on it&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ioerror&#039;&#039;&#039;: All governments are in a continuum of tyranny&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: How fucking inconsiderate.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;I found a cell phone some girl left behind at our place.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;And there are no naked pictures on it at all.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: nothing like the smell of fresh human feces wafting up into your window from down below to brighten your day&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: lemonkey: did you sleep with rubin110 again?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: aestetix: I don&#039;t smell fresh.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;chelz&#039;&#039;&#039;: even with electron microscopes operated by TRAINED psychics?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: anyone who has signed an ISOO form must not query the db and it&#039;s a SF312 violation to log the channel&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: I am booting up a Windows VM in order to schedule a conference room.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dustball&#039;&#039;&#039;: PS: For all reading this thread, FYI, you now have the Tetris song stuck in your head.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: For some reason, being up late in Manhattan has reminded me that I need to get new pants.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: Open source zealots are rioting right now.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: And by rioting, I mean writing /very/ angry blog comments.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: Like, you don&#039;t even know, man.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;chu&#039;&#039;&#039;: aestetix: Those may be the precise circumstances under which surprise anal sex is called for.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: splitting hairs&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;sabrecito&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2x hairs is better than 1x&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: solidsnack: where do i get some roofies? i think it would be fun to pop a couple and get raped&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: apparently we can get mass quantities of government commodity foods if we agree to track inventory and only give it away to people who sign a form saying they&#039;re eligible to receive it&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;qDot&#039;&#039;&#039;: DrShiny: Come on, everyone knows that any sentence involving &amp;quot;PHP&amp;quot; is instantly sarcastic.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dongsNbongs&#039;&#039;&#039;: we&#039;ll drink to weevs gaping rape hole&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;solrize&#039;&#039;&#039;: VonGuard, almost all flashlights have firmware now&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: I know you&#039;re trying to be funny, but it helps if you say something that&#039;s actually humorous&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: i don&#039;t think global warming is a hoax per-say, but just fucking wrong&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: Man, this is why I just stick with the butt plugs. Ya&#039;ll too up in the soap opera. I&#039;m just gonna be over here, putting stuff in my butt.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Speaking of butt plugs, it&#039;s lunch time.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;quinn&#039;&#039;&#039;: given the choice between raccoon urine and VAX support, I really don&#039;t know which I&#039;d choose.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: qDot_: did you see Wired.com today?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: No. I was fapping so hard over the new iphone that I went temporarily blind.  I&#039;m currently the emergency room getting my penis fixed after desperately trying to stick it in the headphone jack of my 3gs so I could feel closer to steve. So, URL?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: I republished your photos without attribution because i don&#039;t respect copyright&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Chris L.&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;[japanese] are vicious, vicious little fuckers&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ceren&#039;&#039;&#039;: iranian officials are arresting and interrogating people who sign up for a local gay/trans group. the sysadmins for that group aren&#039;t as fucking senior as you, and barely managed to get apache running. they confiscate the machines, and because these un-senior sysadmins didn&#039;t yet get around to learning and reducing logrotate, everyone who had the courage to even check out the website is now arrested and tortured. &lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;solidsnack&#039;&#039;&#039;: why don&#039;t you just not have those views?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: screw you guys, i&#039;m going to fry&#039;s&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;zedd&#039;&#039;&#039;: Pft. I&#039;m a member now, there is no should, only bitch and do not.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: seattle always struck me as the place where san franciscans went to become irrelevant&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;s just as expensive but far more douchey&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: Gnewt: well, i just finished a presentation on DIY Dildos. I&#039;m trying to start a church. And I&#039;m trying to get permission to piss off a bunch of juggalos early next month. you?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: i use the salt for luck&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: i have a salt throwing device installed on my shoulder that throws it over my shoulder every 2 seconds&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: but the usual random dicks? not porn imho&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;solidsnack&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m a roving bandaid.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;jon|atwerk&#039;&#039;&#039;: VonGuard: that is where you convert morse code into oral and anal, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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* Overheard: Facebook should have made a board game.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Aya&#039;&#039;&#039;: If coming to Noisebridge solved my problems and made me famous I wouldn&#039;t question it.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Erin&#039;&#039;&#039;: We&#039;re all NB-tards&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Al&#039;&#039;&#039;: I just registered nbtard.com!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rachel&#039;&#039;&#039;: with one hand&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;himynameisthor&#039;&#039;&#039;: COCKS!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;himynameisthor&#039;&#039;&#039;: OMG COCKS!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;himynameisthor&#039;&#039;&#039;: best idea ever!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;himynameisthor&#039;&#039;&#039;: sorry, that came out a little creepier than I had intended&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Wear four fingerpuppets: a buddhist, an objectivist, a mormon, and a scientologist&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: And then masturbate &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Which puppet should get the money shot?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039; eyes atala&#039;s boobs&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: mostly i wish i could take them off. the problem with this is that then i&#039;d have to worry about people stealing them.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: Muwahahahahahaha! In an unholy union, I now am able to use MPI clusters and SQL servers with Sagemath to compute Gr&amp;amp;ouml;bner Bases!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie&#039;&#039;&#039;: I don&#039;t have a real pc.  I&#039;ve gone totally virtual.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: On the one hand, I&#039;m happy that people are learning sql&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: on the other hand, that&#039;s an awful lot of dick that I&#039;m colocating in an anonymous secret underground swedish colo&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: there&#039;s a giant lightning bolt on my widget&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039; takes off his pants so he can write tomorrow&#039;s lecture.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;saizai&#039;&#039;&#039;: .... what&#039;s the lecture on exactly?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: That&#039;s certainly how I prepare for my lectures.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: But, well, I lecture about butt plugs.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Nils&#039;&#039;&#039;: if you take the goat to the edge of a cliff, it will push back harder.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: now to spruce up my blog layout&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: you&#039;re not supposed to shoot TVs&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: they have lead and stuff in the glass&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;voronika&#039;&#039;&#039;: you&#039;re not supposed to do a lot of fun things&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alxndr&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think I&#039;ve successfully switched myself from emacs to vim. &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: wow &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: that&#039;s like a sex change for nerds&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from irc on a text console.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: i&#039;m just being a bitch and arguing this :P&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: nice, the producer for &amp;quot;survivor&amp;quot; is suspected in the murder of his wife&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;magpie&#039;&#039;&#039;: she wasnt murdered&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;magpie&#039;&#039;&#039;: just &amp;quot;voted off the island&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;flatline_hb&#039;&#039;&#039;: The spamtron 9000 is set to &amp;quot;hair-trigger,&amp;quot; do not say the same thing thrice on pain of kline&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;flatline_hb&#039;&#039;&#039;: interesting&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;flatline_hb&#039;&#039;&#039;: beetlejuice&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;flatline_hb&#039;&#039;&#039;: beetlejuice&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;flatline_hb&#039;&#039;&#039;: beetlejuice&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;[~flatline_@the.inter.net] has quit [Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.))]&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;phusion&#039;&#039;&#039;: surprised they could dance wearing that shit.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: of course they can dance&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: that is battle ready armor, storm troopers need to be able to move if they are going to fight worth a damn&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;shogun_&#039;&#039;&#039;: After reading the entire article, I think it&#039;s an april fools....they got me&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;zedd&#039;&#039;&#039;: Anyone that doesn&#039;t love comic sans is a terrorist.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;liquidsun|&#039;&#039;&#039;: I bought a hat so I can be an asshat&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ceren&#039;&#039;&#039;: aempirei: it&#039;s been done so hard here that i think we&#039;re beating the spot on the ground where the dead horse rotted&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: does thermburglar steal heat?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: thermburglar does in fact steal heat&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: and then does covered calls in the btu market with them&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: and then returns them, sometimes in less than pristine condition&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hep&#039;&#039;&#039;: i never smell ok&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: yes, i had too much sports sex and broke my junk&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think a bunch of noisebridgers should go to a strip club with laptops&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: some friends and I actually tried that once in vegas for defcon&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: then we tried it back here in the bay area to see if they&#039;d kick us out here too and the answer is yes, immediately&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: Well, you wallpaper your walls with vag, something&#039;s going to get peed on.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Jake&#039;&#039;&#039;: Enjoy the hell that you&#039;ve helped to create!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: GOOD MORNING&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jynn-&#039;&#039;&#039;: WHAT JUST HAPPENED&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jynn-&#039;&#039;&#039;: OH GOD&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: dude where&#039;s my ops&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: give me status or give me death&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: As a result, I know exactly who is trolling when.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: i just realized how awesome it is to have your own office &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: put your pants back on&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Party_Form&amp;amp;oldid=10426 :]&#039;&#039;&#039; Please fill out and submit this form to the party comity and directory in order to run your party.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Atala: even better, how about a illustration of Jacque de Molay&#039;s execution?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: .sql select count(*) from dongs where url like &#039;http://cache.boston.com%&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisesql&#039;&#039;&#039;: wiretapped: 0&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: dr_jesus: see that? I didn&#039;t get a () from my delete!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisesql&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: o_O&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisesql&#039;&#039;&#039;: I hunger for flesh&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: uh oh&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039; ran a mile once&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: these days I just build sand castles instead and wait for some tough guy to kick them over, then I chessbox him&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: i think im a level 2 emoquiter&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alxndr&#039;&#039;&#039;: damn, I hope I don&#039;t bust up giggling next time someone unzips my fly because I&#039;m thinking &amp;quot;HULL BREACH!! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! AAAOOOOOOGAAH&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think I now have professional java experience&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: and I hate the langugage even more&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: barista?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: single short amaerican plz&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: is that a coffee order, or are you on okcupid?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;PuppyCock&#039;&#039;&#039;: so, how do you dispose of a body?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: puppycock: i&#039;d suggest dropping the body at noisebridge hq with a tag saying &amp;quot;for parts&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;ll get used in various projects&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039; aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: I just finished jerking off to the last page of anne frank&#039;s diary&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Destri&#039;&#039;&#039;: there is sometimes a fine line between &amp;quot;protesting&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;terrorist action&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: there&#039;s sometimes a fine line between your mom and terrorist action&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: i hate this economy&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: gives people too much freetime for protests&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;PuppyCock&#039;&#039;&#039;: Maddox was right&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: what are you interested in? bestiality, s&amp;amp;m?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: maybe&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: daipers?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: you an ABDL?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: sploshing&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: watersports?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: fisting?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: i enjoy feeling creamed corn between my buttcheeks&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: O_o&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: as if i shat myself&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;thermburglar&#039;&#039;&#039;: i have a math penis, does that count&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;thermburglar&#039;&#039;&#039;: its uncut, so as to function as a slide rule as well&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: or maybe i&#039;m misisng the humor again&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: maybe we should implement a humor tag into irc&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: or write a bot that detects humor to alert us&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ani&#039;&#039;&#039;: i totally want some httpspanties&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: panties with a .htaccess&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: you know it&#039;s only a matter of time before our underware starts tweeting&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Kelly&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m trying to make a point of relating to non-geeks as if they too were human.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Jim&#039;&#039;&#039;: I like being senile, it&#039;s like being drunk without the hangover.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: http://twitpic.com/153mju &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: final shuttle pin&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;JSharp&#039;&#039;&#039;: nearly 30 years is a very long time for a program like that :)&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;JSharp&#039;&#039;&#039;: not a bad design&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;JSharp&#039;&#039;&#039;: heh, the pin I mean&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;turkshead&#039;&#039;&#039;: Dr. J has offered to quantify my gizmo with his phone.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: i suspect that the people who work at muni do not, in fact, have a brain.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;solidsnack&#039;&#039;&#039;: alienvenom: But do they have a heart?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;solidsnack&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think I&#039;m most like the cowardly lion.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: vagina dentata should be standard equipment for female soldiers&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: I seriously think phone booths need to start popping up all over america&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m just happy that I wrote a robot squad that helps teach people programming languages, the details are kind of a minor point for me&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: dr_jesus:  that&#039;s so... so... SELFLESS of you&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;I&#039;m just glad to do my bit to make the world a better place&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: awesome buy me a hookers and blow&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;&amp;lt;self-deprecating moue&amp;gt;&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: sandwich&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: FUCK&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: MUST FEED CHOCOLATE ADDICTION&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: BRB PEANUT BUTTER TWIX OR BUST&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Destri&#039;&#039;&#039;: new levels of bachelor-hood.  Left coat in car, coat has my my titanium spork, need spork to stir my instant coffee&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;zedd&#039;&#039;&#039;: Come on, Zedd for ED, he gets things up&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani&#039;&#039;&#039;: ani for ed, she puts things down&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: aestetix: it turns out that for most intents and purposes, the internet *is* a big truck&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: wait, say all that again, i spilled soup on my keyboard so i couldn&#039;t hear you&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: when a child dies and has NOT been daemonized (into a completely new process group), the child zombifies because the kernel needs to keep the child data structures around in case the parent wants to look at them to figure out why the child died &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: ONLY WHEN the parent process calls wait() or a similar routine to extract that information does the kernel clean up the child data structures, since now the parent has them and can start poring over them to figure out what happened and what to do about it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: now the parent might not want to sit around all day waiting for its kids to die, so the kernel sends SIGCHLD to the parent so whatever the parent is doing can be interrupted and it can call wait() at that point to figure out 1) who died, and 2) what caused it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: so basically SIGCHLD is child protection services and the kids are suicidal&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: and a zombie process is a foster kid with a big tattoo on its forehead saying EXIT CODE = 0xwhatever and cps keeps it around waiting for the deadbeat parent to show up and get the exit code&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: yes, they would in theory be able to measure the capacitance of a penis&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rachel-&#039;&#039;&#039;: no, when i&#039;m 91, i&#039;m gonna stick wine bottles up my ass&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;TheScott&#039;&#039;&#039;: we are having a wi party at VonGuards house because his wife went to Disney land&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;TheScott&#039;&#039;&#039;: apparently he can&#039;t fulfill her fantasy life or requirements&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ryan-c&#039;&#039;&#039;: oh, hey.  I&#039;ve been looking for that penis bouquet pic for a while&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie&#039;&#039;&#039;: I did some work in saltmines in Utah. They were rather unpleasant, but not horrible.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: i miss shitting in the woods&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: in my bear costume&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: bwahhaha &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: oracle backwards is el caro &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: [http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A] &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: does that mean something? &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: ahh - hehe &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;the expensive&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: you have to fellate the chicken&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: we need a fighterjetbot&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: i like looking at fighter jets &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: they are, like, flying dongs with guns&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisebutt: find Sarah Connor&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebutt&#039;&#039;&#039;: Evil-Bill: I don&#039;t understand &#039;find Sarah Connor&#039;.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: Well that&#039;s a relief.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: shut up for a second, I&#039;m committing a sin against mankind&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;rachel-&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;s a hard time to be a terrorist&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;:: &amp;quot;While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;magpie-&#039;&#039;&#039;: i have a 3.8 GPA. what?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil_Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: C has no objects (only zuul).&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ani&#039;&#039;&#039;: you do realise the wheels made it rollable right?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: noiseelisp: eval (message user-login-name)&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noiseelisp&#039;&#039;&#039;: dr_jesus: root&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: god fucking dammit not again&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradox&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;grelli&#039;&#039;&#039;: you... you&#039;re not supposed to know about that&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;grelli&#039;&#039;&#039;: are you after our beaver technology??&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;radii&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rachel-&#039;&#039;&#039;: oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCH&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happen&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;incekt&#039;&#039;&#039;: all i know is it&#039;s 40 ms away&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;incekt&#039;&#039;&#039;: as the crow flies&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisec: eval printf(&amp;quot;%i&amp;quot;, getuid());&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisec&#039;&#039;&#039;: dr_jesus: 0&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: fuck&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rachel&#039;&#039;&#039;: the dong link list is not very long as yet&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: IF YOU MISSED THE PUNCHLINE, WILLIE NELSON WAS GIVING DOLLY PARTON ORAL PLEASURE&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus_&#039;&#039;&#039;: rm has [http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/coreutils.git/tree/src/remove.c?id=v8.1#n504 a hardcoded check] to prevent removing /&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: no it doesn&#039;t&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus_&#039;&#039;&#039;: sure it does, try it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: the -rf overrides it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: i&#039;ve done it before&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Sargun&#039;&#039;&#039;: I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: maybe a goatee sniffing context too?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;voronika&#039;&#039;&#039;: at that point, you&#039;ve missed the bitching bus&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: man i wish i was uncut.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: just saying :-P&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: sorry&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: lol&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rachel&#039;&#039;&#039;: eljepe:  i see your point and raise you SHUT UP&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Can someone explain to me in one sentence what &amp;quot;agile programming&amp;quot; is?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;oao&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;s like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;zedd&#039;&#039;&#039;: can&#039;t breathe lulzing too hard&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie&#039;&#039;&#039;: Atala: how big is your vagina?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: So, somewhere near the top of the list of people &amp;quot;You don&#039;t want to piss off (&amp;amp;trade;)&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Up there with Hitler&#039;s ghost and Your mom&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridge&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: They&#039;re pretty badass&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: btw I&#039;m still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can&#039;t read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Crutcher&#039;&#039;&#039;: Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie`&#039;&#039;&#039; points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: so what the hell coudl you even use em for? &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: we&#039;re using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Anonymous&#039;&#039;&#039;:  I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemite&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: not as beautiful&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: it was equally as beautiful&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: don&#039;t let the environmentalists fool you&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecated&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: what should i be using instead?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: postgresql&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie&#039;&#039;&#039;: Well, dongs are a dime a dozen.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie&#039;&#039;&#039;: Space is rare.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;JSharp&#039;&#039;&#039;: all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Rubin&#039;&#039;&#039;: OK, I can&#039;t tell which one is rum, I&#039;m done for the night.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;turkshead&#039;&#039;&#039;: guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;turkshead&#039;&#039;&#039;: everybody likes green, right?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;shkoo&#039;&#039;&#039;: the consensus process must be blue.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Kripto&#039;&#039;&#039;: I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs.  (revenge!) &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: Martyn, ouch... i&#039;m going to take that personally &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: fine fine &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: ieatlint : I&#039;m sure the sentiment is returned :) &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: but you don&#039;t need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough.  If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;froggytoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: so... thing is, he has a thing for bears...&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;JSharp&#039;&#039;&#039;: Clippy: &amp;quot;I see you&#039;re trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;:  at the moment he&#039;s so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV&#039;s worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Zedd&#039;&#039;&#039;: Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ioerror&#039;&#039;&#039;: 99% of the police make the rest look bad&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;eljepe&#039;&#039;&#039;: ie your pipes are full of rats&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;  &#039;&#039;&#039;eljepe&#039;&#039;&#039;: your walls are full of cats&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;eljepe&#039;&#039;&#039;: and there is a homeless man living in your elevator&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;chu&#039;&#039;&#039;: If he&#039;s living in the elevator is he really homeless?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039; submits&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039; dominates&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;noisercode&#039;&#039;&#039;: ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: ow&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuries&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;MrDomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester&#039;s off to a bang...&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039; slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;MrDomino&#039;&#039;&#039; masturbates furiously to his pun&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Emflamed&#039;&#039;&#039;:  guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[User:rachel|rachel-]]&#039;&#039;&#039;: and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;teratoma&#039;&#039;&#039;: perhaps noisebridge can hack BART to run without employees&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisecode: eval os.geteuid()&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisecode&#039;&#039;&#039; dr_jesus: 0&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039; fuck&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;SanMehat&#039;&#039;&#039; blew a transformer&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;iz&#039;&#039;&#039;: did he at least buy you dinner first?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done...&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: ieatlint: you&#039;re single right now, yes?&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: Atala, yes.&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: ieatlint: now&#039;s the time! if that thing isn&#039;t going to get some use, might as well bling it out. &lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ceren&#039;&#039;&#039;: ps: do not feed your pierced penis to a baby.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039; puts on pants&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rachel-&#039;&#039;&#039;: ani-: nooooooooooooo&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: yeah, what&#039;s been up with the pacific northwest hitting bbq temperatures?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: god&#039;s wrath for Microsoft bing&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: His ass looked sooo good.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: You didn&#039;t hear this from me.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I&#039;M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: ER ALL OF&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: [21:18]  &amp;lt;rubin110&amp;gt; IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I&#039;M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Wait.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Why don&#039;t we have the makerbot just print us a new space?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;ani&#039;&#039;&#039;-: [http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com/ http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com]&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zaius&#039;&#039;&#039;: hot! i&#039;d wear that&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zaius&#039;&#039;&#039;: ... if i was a girl, i mean&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* There was a [[David Fine]] bonanza - which got its own page.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;froggytoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water.  I haven&#039;t tried it yet.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: mm jerk chicken quesadillas&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;iz&#039;&#039;&#039;: they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;froggytoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck&#039;s Neutron Absorbent Cock.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Nana&#039;&#039;&#039;: Rat poison is never the solution.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: stop, drop, and rofl&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;welcome to apple, here&#039;s your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn&#039;t count ;P&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: Atala, it wasn&#039;t for crack&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;vniow-rachel-&#039;&#039;&#039;: i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn&#039;t eat in public, that would be annoying.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie&#039;&#039;&#039;: I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this &amp;quot;IP&amp;quot; business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;San&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;ryanc-&#039;&#039;&#039;: i need more sex toys&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vniow&#039;&#039;&#039;: me too&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: &#039;/win goto #gaysf&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: err&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: wow&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: uh&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: everyone type /clear now please :)&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: :-\&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;vniow&#039;&#039;&#039;: god, i sound like a noisebridge slut&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;[[User:dr_jesus|&#039;&#039;&#039;Dr. Jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;]]: vniow: I don&#039;t think you&#039;re a slut&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vniow&#039;&#039;&#039;: i&#039;ve slept with ceren too, as of last night&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;[[User:dr_jesus|&#039;&#039;&#039;Dr. Jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;]]: ok, now I do&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;leif&#039;&#039;&#039;: It&#039;s not as wiki as it could be.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: You&#039;re going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: there is definitely an appeal to being able to say &amp;quot;yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie`&#039;&#039;&#039;: So I&#039;m thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie`&#039;&#039;&#039;: eh.  We already got a &amp;quot;go kill yourself&amp;quot; post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie`&#039;&#039;&#039;: It&#039;s a little surreal.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[User:dr_jesus|&#039;&#039;&#039;Dr. Jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;]]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;anonymous&#039;&#039;&#039;: Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Jake&#039;&#039;&#039;: Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039; : Nine minutes left. That&#039;s enough time to do some coke.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Jake&#039;&#039;&#039;: Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Skye&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m like Pavlov for slovenliness.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Steen&#039;&#039;&#039;: If you keep taking those you&#039;re going to train me to just leave them there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Pemulis&#039;&#039;&#039;: Have you ever jumped from one yacht to another when you own both yachts?&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Mailinglist&amp;diff=49201</id>
		<title>Mailinglist</title>
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		<updated>2015-09-09T01:02:32Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;We have several [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo mailing lists]!  All of our email lists are open to everyone, members and non-members...  Please feel free to subscribe to any or all.  Note that messages to these lists will be publicly archived at https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Note: some lists are subscriber-only, meaning you must subscribe before posting. Discuss and Announce hold posts by non-subscribers for moderation.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Our Two Main Lists===&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce &amp;lt;span id=&amp;quot;Noisebridge-announce&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Announcements&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; (noisebridge-announce)]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Extremely low traffic - Updates on current and upcoming events happening in the space. Please do sign up for the announcement list. If you&#039;ve made it this far, you&#039;ll probably be interested in our announcements.  [[Mailinglist/Announce_guidelines|how to write a good announcement email]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discussion (noisebridge-discuss)]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Moderate to high traffic - General discussion revolving around the space and those involved with it.  Cool projects, questions you&#039;d like answered, news of interest, stuff you&#039;d like to donate, work/play you&#039;d like help with. It can also get a little heated and in-jokey sometimes, but don&#039;t fear -- the space itself is friendly. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For more on posting etiquette, please see [[Noisebridge-discuss-faq]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Smaller Group Lists===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This page has detail and links but list owners occasionally forget to add an entry!  Full list is at https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo .&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/bio Biobridge]&#039;&#039;&#039; - discussions and announcements for [[BioBridge]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/build Build Team]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Discussion details of REBOOT at 2169 Mission.  If you are or want to be involved in that, please join this list.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/butt Butt]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Discussion of &amp;quot;butt&amp;quot; based applications, distributed computing and storage, etc.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/congress Congress]&#039;&#039;&#039; - This is a list about traveling to Europe for the CCC Congress. If you&#039;re looking for a place to stay, people to travel with or tips on submitting a possible talk - this is the Noisebridge list to join.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/darkroom/ Darkroom]&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Darkroom]] Photography, optics hacking, and general chemistry.  Anything that uses the darkroom.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/digitalarchivists DigitalArchivists]&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Digital Archivists]] group and the [[Bookscanner]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/eeg/ EEG]&#039;&#039;&#039; - the EEG project: build/interpret EEG&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/event-handlers event-handlers]&#039;&#039;&#039; - List for those planning, running, volunteering, and/or kibitzing on running major events at Noisebridge.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/fab FABulouse!]&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Lasercutter]], [[Makerbot]], [[RepRap]] and any other tools related to fabrication at Noisebridge&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/german German]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Discussion for the [[german_corner | German Language Group]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-jobs Jobs]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Job postings should be sent here, rather than the discuss list&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/kites Kites]&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Kite Hacking]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/lockers Lockers]&#039;&#039;&#039; - pertaining to the lockers at Noisebridge&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/ml ML]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Discussion list pertaining to [[Machine Learning]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/neuro Neuro]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Discussion list pertaining to Neuroscience&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisedroid/ Noisedroid]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Moderate traffic - Discussion of hacking the Android OS.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/rack Rack]&#039;&#039;&#039; - This is the primary list to talk about network infrastructure in the space.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[http://groups.google.com/group/starmonkeys Ruby]&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Ruby_class | Ruby class]] mailing list&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/security/ Security]&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Security Group]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/sem/ SEM]&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[SEM]] (Scanning Electron Microscope) Group&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/cyborg Sensebridge Cyborg]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Moderate traffic - Discussion for [[Sensebridge]], the Noisebridge human-machine interface research group.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/sewing/ Sewing]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Sewing-related discussion, collaboration, and status updates on the machines and work area at 2169.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/socialengineering/ Soceng]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The fine art of cat herding.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/sound-hacks Sound-hacks]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Hand-made instruments, circuit-bending, and audio electronics, music and audio hacking.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/space Spacebridge]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Discussion for exploring the vastness of space cheaply and creatively. [https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Spacebridge Spacebridge wiki]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/tastebridge Tastebridge]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Discussions and announcements for [[Tastebridge]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/tiny-tux TinyTux]&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[TinyTux]] is a list and group dedicated to lite-weight implementations of [[Linux]] and [[Android]] on [[embedded]], handheld, and other non-Intel hardware&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/toorcamp ToorCamp]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Our ToorCamp planning list.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/webdev &amp;lt;span id=&amp;quot;WebDev&amp;quot;&amp;gt;WebDev&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The list for web development classes (including [[Frontend_Web_Development|FWD]] and [[JavaScript]]). A place for class announcements and discussion about the material.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/zine Zines From Outer Space (ZFOS)]&#039;&#039;&#039; - A mailing list &amp;amp; discussion group for zinesters, printmakers &amp;amp; DIY publishers at Noisebridge, as well as for readers of &amp;amp; contributors to the new Noisebridge Zine-in-Progress, [[zine | ZiP]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/zhongwen ZhongWen]&#039;&#039;&#039; - anything Chinese related, like [[Mandarin Corner]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Feel free to sign up or visit the [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/ archives].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Creating a new list===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Send a nice email (and optionally flowers) to rack@lists.noisebridge.net*&lt;br /&gt;
 *Subscription to the rack list is currently required to send unmoderated email:&lt;br /&gt;
 Join rack at [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo] to send list requests.  &lt;br /&gt;
 You can unsubscribe from the rack mailinglist after request.&lt;br /&gt;
* the list name&lt;br /&gt;
* the email address that should be list owner&lt;br /&gt;
* a short description of what the list is about&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Refresh_2015&amp;diff=48831</id>
		<title>Refresh 2015</title>
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		<updated>2015-08-06T03:25:35Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;We&#039;ve been Noisebridging for quite some time by now. So have many others. Many, many others.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A lot of us are pretty burnt out. There&#039;s also a lot of newbies who still have hopes and dreams.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A thing that&#039;s been on our collective mind lately is the relatively small number of people making big things happen at Noisebridge. Its a feeling that this number is slowly sliding back into the entropy danger zone.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Another thing that&#039;s been on *everyone&#039;s* mind is: Wow that reboot thing went pretty good, eh? Lets have another!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Why not, hmm?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Late/mid September (probably, idk, lets talk about it), lets close Noisebridge for the weekend. Lets shut things down. Lets close it all down and clean up the space. Fix all the things that we&#039;ve been wanting to hack on but nobody&#039;s had the time to get everyone together, build a big todo list, sort out supplies, and MAKE IT HAPPEN.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sounds like a lot, huh? Thats fine. We can do it. We&#039;re Noisebridge. We did a whole 3 month long reboot last year, so we can totally have a two day long hack day where we hack on Noisebridge.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= Goals =&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Clean up the space&lt;br /&gt;
** Make things tidy again&lt;br /&gt;
** Sweep!&lt;br /&gt;
** Scrub bathrooms!&lt;br /&gt;
** Empty the fridge!&lt;br /&gt;
** WTF is all the crap in the project shelves&lt;br /&gt;
** So many locks on the lockers that need cut&lt;br /&gt;
** Prune our furniture hoard&lt;br /&gt;
* Fix all (or most) of our broken shit&lt;br /&gt;
** Broken bookshelves&lt;br /&gt;
** The Noise Square is on the blink :(&lt;br /&gt;
** Fox lounge lights are brokenredred&lt;br /&gt;
** The dirty shop&#039;s window is smashed&lt;br /&gt;
** The Laser cutter!&lt;br /&gt;
** Bathroom sink&lt;br /&gt;
* Implement some new infrastructure&lt;br /&gt;
** Run some more cat5&lt;br /&gt;
** Install some better electrical instead of more extension cords everywhere&lt;br /&gt;
** Build a new couch for the Fox Lounge&lt;br /&gt;
** Put up some signs, yo&lt;br /&gt;
** A rack to hold all of our power drills&lt;br /&gt;
** Plywood rack&lt;br /&gt;
** Overhead shelving in the dirty shop&lt;br /&gt;
** Remote switch to turn on the Noiseboard projector&lt;br /&gt;
** Doorbell/buzzer /inside/ the elevator room&lt;br /&gt;
** RFID entry through the elevator gate&lt;br /&gt;
* Beautification&lt;br /&gt;
** Get some muralists to come in and start hacking&lt;br /&gt;
** Paint a big map of hackerspaces in the cafe&lt;br /&gt;
** Hang up some Art(tm)&lt;br /&gt;
** Arts in the fishbowl/elevator/trash room&lt;br /&gt;
** More LED arts&lt;br /&gt;
* Inculturation&lt;br /&gt;
** Lots of newbies need to come to IRC/Slack/nb-discuss&lt;br /&gt;
** What does Noisebridge mean to you, eh?&lt;br /&gt;
** We need more members. This is how we member-up.&lt;br /&gt;
** I heard someone wants to make a newsletter&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= How It Happens =&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We&#039;ll talk about it during our Tuesday meetings. Lets figure out how it&#039;ll happen as we go. Our current Cat Herder is [[User:Tdfischer|Torrie]], so poke her with questions and ideas and she&#039;ll coordinate everyone.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Helping Out ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you&#039;re keen on helping out, add some items to this wiki page!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Supplies ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Things we&#039;ll need a big pile of to make this happen:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Drywall anchors&lt;br /&gt;
* Conduit bender&lt;br /&gt;
* Conduit clips to anchor new conduit to the walls&lt;br /&gt;
* Bathroom cleaning supplies&lt;br /&gt;
* Paints of all the colors&lt;br /&gt;
* Romex staples&lt;br /&gt;
* Fabric for curtains&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Category:Events</title>
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Official, Semi-Official, one-off and other events at the Noisebridge space.&lt;br /&gt;
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Not all events make it onto this calendar. Many events only make it to the [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/ Discussion] or [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-announce/ Announcements] mailing lists, [[IRC]] or in person at [[:Category:Meeting_Notes | Tuesday meetings]]. Best of all, Noisebridge is about people getting together at the space in San Francisco to do stuff.  DO pay attention, as some events just arise organically from the bottom up!&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Want to host your event at Noisebridge?&#039;&#039;&#039; We like seeing classes and talks on interesting things pertaining to various subjects of hacking. Most of all, we like seeing familiar faces. Please participate in the space and our [[Meetings|weekly Tuesday meetings]] to see if we&#039;re the right audience for what you want to share before announcing a new event. Additionally, please see our [[Hosting an Event|events hosting page]] for suggestions on how to use Noisebridge for your event/class/workshop.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Upcoming Events &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&amp;amp;action=edit&amp;amp;section=2 edit]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt; ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- Please read our &amp;quot;Hosting an Event&amp;quot; page and possibly follow some of the guidelines there before posting your event here https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Hosting_an_Event&lt;br /&gt;
It&#039;s smart (read this as highly RECOMMENDED!) to add in a link to a wiki page with more information about your event, and a way to contact the event organizer(s). Thanks!&lt;br /&gt;
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Please see the current postings at our [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] for events that are in the active process of being formed and may not yet have made it here.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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|time         = Friday Aug 21. 8:00pm&lt;br /&gt;
|title        = Geek Day of the Month &lt;br /&gt;
|description  = Food, drinks, hacker movies, sharing ideas. [[Geek_Day_of_the_Month:_GDM | Geek Day of the Month]] is an excellent way to build a stronger bond among the community. Third Friday of the Month, movie: War Games  &lt;br /&gt;
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|time         = Saturday, September 12th, 2015, 12pm&lt;br /&gt;
|title        = GODWAFFLE NOISE PANCAKES&lt;br /&gt;
|description  = [[Godwafflenoisepancakes]] has Noisebands and vegan pancakes!&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Bands:  TBA&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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|time         = Monday September 28. 1:00pm&lt;br /&gt;
|title        = Lunch w/ Hackers Hosted by Beijing Makerspace&lt;br /&gt;
|description  = Mingle while sharing food with a carefully-screened selection of visiting and open-minded Chinese government officials and entrepreneurs at [https://noisebridge.net/wiki/Lunch_w/_Hackers_Hosted_by_Beijing_Makerspace Lunch w/ Hackers Hosted by Beijing Makerspace]!&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Recurring Events &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&amp;amp;action=edit&amp;amp;section=3 edit]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt; ===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Template:Recurring}} - Every week.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} - Certain weeks, e.g. 1st week only.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Template:RecurringException|-2nd}} - Except certain weeks, or other schedule exceptions.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;!-- Please check the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] and the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] for alternate locations arranged by event organizers &amp;amp; participants.&lt;br /&gt;
Please refrain from deleting others&#039; classes without first getting agreement.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; You may do this by using a valid [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] email address, or else by going anonymous if you really must.&lt;br /&gt;
Please read our &amp;quot;Hosting an Event&amp;quot; page and possibly follow some of the guidelines there before posting your event herehttps://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Hosting_an_Event&lt;br /&gt;
It&#039;s smart (read this as highly RECOMMENDED!) to add in a link to a wiki page with more information about your event, and a way to contact the event organizer(s)Thanks!&lt;br /&gt;
Large turnout events should be written in &#039;&#039;&#039;bold&#039;&#039;&#039;--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==== Mondays ====&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} &#039;&#039;&#039;7:30 pm to 10:00 pm [[Circuit Hacking Mondays]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:black&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;!-- (Early start of 3:00pm on Monday holidays.)--&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;padding-left: 30px; max-width: 725px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;- Learn to solder! And make cool things with electronics. [[User:maltman23|Mitch]], [[User:Tman66|J]], Rolf, [[User:Miloh|Miloh]], [[User:Cedric|Cedric]], Cheng, Greg, and/or a host of others will bring kits-for-purchase to make cool, hackable things for all skill levels that you can bring home after you make them! Many designed for &#039;&#039;&#039;absolute beginners&#039;&#039;&#039;! Bring your own projects to hack! Bring things to fix! All ages. All are welcome! See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] and the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} &#039;&#039;&#039;8:00 pm to 10:00 pm [[Front-end Web Development]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Learn HTML/CSS/JS. A series of talks on different topics every week, taught in the Church classroom. Recap of last week&#039;s material starts at &#039;&#039;&#039;7:30 pm&#039;&#039;&#039;. Join the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/webdev WebDev list] or the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for updates.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Take Out the Trash Night -- Round One]] Be sure to put bins out by midnight as the trash truck comes between 1:30 to 2:30am.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm to 9:00 pm &#039;&#039;&#039;[[PyClass|Intermediate Python with PyClass]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Crash course in the Python standard library. Monday session is held in Turing Classroom.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Tuesdays ====&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--* {{Template:Recurring}} &#039;&#039;&#039;6:00 pm - 7:00 pm [[Hack_and_Tell| Hack and Tell]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - We want you to share your projects, eat snacks and get acquainted.  Casual meet and greet for all.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} &#039;&#039;&#039;7:00 pm to 9:00 pm [http://www.railsschool.org Ruby and Rails class]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Seminar and workshop for learning everything about Ruby, Rails, and web application development (Church classroom). See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} &#039;&#039;&#039;7:00 pm to 10:00 pm [[Gamebridge|Gamebridge Unityversity Unity Game Dev Tuesdays]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Beginner-friendly Unity C# game development class and game developer meetup, art design writing and audio all welcome! Learn how to mentor and help teach game dev. (Turing classroom). See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} &#039;&#039;&#039;7:30 pm [[Meetings|Noisebridge Weekly Meeting]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Introducing new people and events to the space, general discussion, and decision-making on key issues. &#039;&#039;&#039;This is your space, folks. Come on out here in person to express what you think about what&#039;s going on with it!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Wednesdays ====&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm [[Digital Archivists]] - Learn how to scan books and help build book scanners.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringException|alternating monthly}} 7:00 pm to 9:30 pm &#039;&#039;&#039;Next NB meetup Wed 19th August, alternating monthly between SF and South Bay&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Cyberspectrum|Cyberspectrum: Software Defined Radio Meetup]] in the Hackatorium &#039;&#039;&#039;(new)&#039;&#039;&#039;: A place to learn and exchange ideas about SDR. Presentations on concepts, mystery signals, hardware/software and cool applications.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} 7:30pm to 10pm  in Church room. Present personal and expressive art made with software programming and other materials and get feedback and critical dialogue from fellow artist/technologists. Find collaborators and find better ways to make such work. See info here: [http://www.meetup.com/with-software-art/ With (software) art();] meetup.  &amp;lt;small&amp;gt; Please communicate with leader [jeffg@inventivity.com Jeffrey Greenberg] in advance to present.&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 8:00 pm to 10:00 pm [[DreamTeam| Dream Team Neuro Hackery]] - EEG research &amp;amp; development project with general interest in sleep, dreaming, creative intelligence, and many loosely related topics such as: neurophysiology, signal processing, cognitive neuroscience, and (especially) hacking code and devices for data acquisition and analysis.  Join us at the [[CollaborationStation]] (near the Hackatorium).  Expect general discussion around 8 PM - usually moving along by 9 PM to focus on more technical aspects of current project.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== &#039;&#039;Super&#039;&#039; Thursdays! ====&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Trash Night -- Round Two]]  - Take out the trash for Friday morning! Do it by midnight as truck comes ~1:30am to 2:30am.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} 6:00 pm to 9:00 pm [[FreeBSD|Friends of FreeBSD]] welcomes all skill levels to learn more about FreeBSD, to actually &#039;&#039;&#039;use&#039;&#039;&#039; and help promote the FreeBSD project, and to get involved in preventing this operating system from dying.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|2nd}}{{Template:RecurringNumbered|4th}} 6:30 pm to 7:30 pm &#039;&#039;&#039;[http://www.meetup.com/San-Francisco-Bootstrappers SF Bootstrappers Office Hours @ Noisebridge] - Come to Noisebridge 2nd and 4th Thursdays 6:30 to 7:30 and get the kickstart you need to solve your most burning problem.This is a group for experts to help novices and novices to get the much needed advice they need on their projects&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm to 9:00 pm &#039;&#039;&#039;[[PyClass|Intermediate Python with PyClass]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Crash course in the Python standard library. Thursday is held in Church Classroom.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 8:00 pm to 10:00 pm [[Front-end_Web_Development#Lab|Front-end Web Development Lab]] - Understand by doing! A recap of Monday&#039;s lecture in workshop form - and a good time for one-on-one help with the material. Meets in Turing.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} &#039;&#039;&#039;7:00 pm [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&#039;&#039;&#039; a.k.a. 5MoF - lightning 5min talks every 3rd Thursday of the month&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Fridays ====&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|5th}}  6:00 pm to 8:00 pm [[Computerology]] in Turing or  [[CollaborationStation]], understanding and using computers&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|5th}}  8:00 pm to 10:00 pm [[FUN Tutoring]] @ [[CollaborationStation]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Saturdays ====&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 1:00 pm to 2:00 pm [[CPP Class]] discussion in Hackitorum/Fox Lounge/Church. Currently looking for folks wanting to help plan out lessons.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- * {{Template:RecurringException|TBA}} 12:00 pm - 6:00 pm &#039;&#039;&#039;[[modular|Modular and Analog Synth Workshop]]&#039;&#039;&#039; NEXT WORKSHOP TBA Learn the basics of analog synthesis on a modular synth with Douglas. we will meet in Church. (2B or !2B?) --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Sundays ====&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 12:30 pm to 7:30 pm [[Dungeons and Dragons]] in Church, currently looking for new players.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringException|alternating monthly}} 1:00 pm Monthly Lock Sport Collaboration: Come learn how to pick locks and learn more about them with the [http://www.tooolsf.org/ SF Bay Area chapter] of [http://toool.us/ TOOOL]. The group meets on alternating  months at Noisebridge and in San Jose. Check the [https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/tooolsf-announce TOOOL SF announcement list] for details. &lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 2pm to 4pm [[(affiliated_with)_Women_Who_Code_Algorithms_Study_Group|Algorithms Study Group]] in Church or Turing classroom - Whiteboarding + looking at really fun computer science topics. We want to make interviewing for code interviews fun and even continue our algorithm skills when we are not interviewing! Affiliated with Women Who Code, but Men welcome too.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--* {{Template:one time} 1pm to 2:30 pm [[March Against Monsanto]] )) --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|2nd}} 2:00 pm [[BAHA]] - [http://baha.bitrot.info Bay Area Hacker&#039;s Association] - security meeting&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 3:00 pm [[Go]] - Playing of the Go board game. On nice days we often take the boards to Dolores Park and play there.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 6:00 pm [[Plan 9]] class (if not Noisebridge check Sycamore)&lt;br /&gt;
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If you&#039;d like to contact somebody at Noisebridge regarding these Events or even the Noisebridge Wiki itself, then please send an email message to one of the Board members listed in the [[Contacts]] list, e.g., &amp;lt;secretary@noisebridge.net&amp;gt; or &amp;lt;treasurer@noisebridge.net&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Orphaned Events ===&lt;br /&gt;
These events appear to be dormant or extinct.&lt;br /&gt;
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* SAT 10:15 - 12:10 [[Juggling with Judy!]] Note: next class is scheduled for Saturday June 29th.  Attention juggling fans!  Judy will be at the 2013 World Juggling Day celebration Saturday June 15th at Ripley&#039;s Believe It Or Not Odditorium in San Francisco Fisherman&#039;s Warf - free event begins at 1.  Come check it out!  &lt;br /&gt;
* THU 18:00 - 21:00 &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Privacy Bay]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - A monthly meetup for Bay Area folks interested in privacy. Meets in Church on the last Thursday of the month.&lt;br /&gt;
* FRI 19:00 - 21:00 [[Anarchy_101|Anarchy 101]] - a class/seminar on what anarchy is and is not, and how it impacts us as individuals and as discrete groups.&lt;br /&gt;
* SUN 13:00 [[Songbridge]]: (Bi-monthly) Learn how to make and record music with a computerWe cover midi and vst as well as multi-track recordingBring your laptop.&lt;br /&gt;
* 20:00 - 22:00 [[Noise~_Wednesday | Noise~ Wed]] - Graphical media programming with Max/MSP/Jitter&lt;br /&gt;
* 19:00 [[Tahoe-LAFS]] - Occasional meetup of users and/or developers of the Least Authority File System.&lt;br /&gt;
* 14:00 - 16:00 Android Developer Support Group - Meet up with other app developers in the library for a lightly structured knowledge-share.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Proposed Future Events and Classes === &lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Sound Science]] A potential monthly lecture/demonstration series on the little known science behind sound reproductionTopics to include: Transducer Physics(speakers and mics), Room Acoustics, Signal Path and Cabling,Loudspeaker design 101, Music Production Tips for Big Sound, and How to make a small system sound HUGEEach session to include hands on projects like making speakers from stuff lying around, Non-Newtonian bass monsters, and ez speaker mods for anyoneIf interested contact the new guy-&amp;gt; MattLong8 at gmail dot com, 805 four five three - six zero nine seven &lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Modular Synthesis]] a bi-weekly (or monthly) group devoted to modular synthesizers&amp;gt; workshop will include modular sound synthesis styles and techniques, a study of different modules and their functions, ie voltage controlled oscillator, voltage controlled filter, low frequency oscillator, envelope generator ect and how these modules interact with each other, what control voltage and triggers are..... as well as one on one time for each student with the modular, which is a 60 space large format Moog style modular synthesizer with big knobs and 1/4 jacks   including performance and other awesomeness by Douglas. contact Douglas at greenshoos at gmail dotcom&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[VideoHacking]] a weekly video/video art devoted hacker group, including experiments in the 3D vr realm...if interested contact julialc4@gmail.com&lt;br /&gt;
:Wednesdays at 21:00 [[Brewing Bridge]] - Malakkar Proposal: Learn how to make your drinks fun AND antibacterial, using yeastThis will be recurring if enough interest or need is presentAssociated items - what to do with brewing leftovers, and brewers sample hour, etc.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Probability]] - Weekly probability study group based on [http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/electrical-engineering-and-computer-science/6-041-probabilistic-systems-analysis-and-applied-probability-spring-2006/related-resources/ Fundamentals of Applied Probability Theory] by Al Drake&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Mandarin Corner|Mandarin]] - Learn or practice Mandarin, all levels. Also currently on hiatus. Get on the mailing list.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Movie Night!]] - [[User:ThOMG|Thom]] wants to build community through nerdy sci-fi! (+Bill+Ted+Excellence++) (how about a Friday hacker movie night? -[[User:Carl|Carl]])&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Introduction to the AVR Microcontroller]] - [[User:Mightyohm|Jeff]] and [[User:Maltman23|Mitch]] are planning an introductory class for people wanting to make cool projects with AVRs.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Basic Chemistry Lab Techniques]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Cuddle Puddle for the Economy]] - Stress-hacking with informal massage exchange.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Milk and Cookies]] - Come read your favorite selections out loud With Milk and Cookies (and yeah, probably beer too).&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Processing Workshop 2]] - [[User:Scmurray|Scott]] is interested in teaching this, and is busy thinking about what, where, when, why, and how.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;:  [[Hack your Hardware]] -- We call BS on &amp;quot;no user-serviceable parts inside&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Homebrew Instruction Class]] - The Wort (pt 1/3)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Trip to Shooting Range]] - Field trip to a shooting range, to shoot guns Express interest at [[Trip to Shooting Range]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Surface Mount Soldering Workshop]] - Learn how to solder cicuits with small surface mount parts [[User:maltman23|Mitch Altman]] and Martin Bogomolni and others will show their tricks [[User:maltman23|Mitch]] will bring hackable kits that uses surface mounts for you to solder&amp;lt;-YES! (mattlong8 at gmail dot com)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Version control tutorial]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Foreign language learning for rocket scientists]] - I&#039;m near-native (fool people when I try) in (French and) Japanese, and a pro trans/terpreter and will share my shortcuts (skill-order, vocab, speed/articulation, translation≅grammar) No expertise on tonal languages yet..so if you know how to remember tones or how tone-sandhi interacts with speed and/or how nuances of speaker attitude are expressed in them (what we do with rythm/inflection/sentence-intonation and stress in Eng., and with particles and ??? in e.g. Cantonese) please chime in or call me (415-608-0564) so I can convey your wisdom [also looking for a from-scratch Arabic partner]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Getting started with Arduino]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Distributed Databases]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Node.js Beginners Session]] - Interested in learning about Node.js? I amMaybe these guys want to teach it: http://www.meetup.com/Joyent-Cloud-User-Group/events/81311542/&lt;br /&gt;
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:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Scrum Club]] - I though I&#039;d test the waters and see if anyone was interested in a noisebridge scrum club details are here http://scrumclub.org/scrum-clubs/ if inturested hit me up twitter: @theabcasian, facebook: http://www.facebook.com/theabcasian&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[CNC Mill Workshop]] - Who wants to make stuff on the [[MaxNCMill]]?&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Math &amp;amp; Science Help]] - If you would like some math, science or engineering help, I&#039;m down to lend a hand.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Cyborg Group|Cyborg Group / Sensebridge]] - Work on projects like artificial senses Someone needs to lead this!&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[OpenEEG]] - Brain techHas historically met on Sundays, at the behest of interested parties.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Programming_for_Poets | Programming for Poets]] -  Gentle intro to programming using Processing&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[World Builders &amp;amp; Simgineers]] -  Work together to create a beautiful &amp;amp; open virtual world &amp;amp; platform.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[PlunderBridge]] -  Metal detecting, detector technology &amp;amp; treasure hunting expeditions.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Ruby Mining]] -  Ruby on Rails basics, interactive working group&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[MoinMoin Wiki]] -  MoinMoin Wiki (details see there)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Noisebridge Fundraiser 2013]]&lt;br /&gt;
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= Past Events =&lt;br /&gt;
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===2014===&lt;br /&gt;
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|time         = Sunday, September 23, 5:00pm&lt;br /&gt;
|title        = How to Start a Startup MOOC Lecture Viewings&lt;br /&gt;
|description  = We would get together to watch the lectures together and conduct discussion and networking afterwards. http://startupclass.samaltman.com/&lt;br /&gt;
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===2013===&lt;br /&gt;
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|time         = Friday, August 9, 5:00pm&lt;br /&gt;
|title        = Noisebridge Party Setup&lt;br /&gt;
|description  = Volunteers will be preparing the space for Saturday&#039;s show.  There are no scheduled conflicts; you might be asked to move multiple times by someone pushing a broom and assembling a raised stage simultaneously.&lt;br /&gt;
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*{{event&lt;br /&gt;
|time         = Saturday, August 10, 4:00pm&lt;br /&gt;
|title        = Noisebridge &amp;quot;______ the Bridge&amp;quot; Party&lt;br /&gt;
|description  =  &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#ff00ff; background:##ff00ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt; a summer fundraising party for Noisebridge, which YOU are invited to!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|suggested donation = $10, but no one turned away for lack of funds&lt;br /&gt;
|}}&lt;br /&gt;
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*{{event&lt;br /&gt;
|time         = Sunday, August 11, 2:00pm&lt;br /&gt;
|title        = Bay Area Hackers&#039; Association Meeting&lt;br /&gt;
|description  = Jon Callas presenting on [[BAHA/2013-08-11|Secure Communications, Privacy, Counter-Surveillance]].&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Wednesday, May 22, 7.00 pm: Instructables Build Night&#039;&#039;&#039; - Bare Conductive, Instructables will supply Bare Conductive paint pens and pizza. Come experiment with the paint and post some Instructables. This is a FREE event.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2012===&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;December 20, Thursday, 20:00 - 22:00 - [[5MoF|5 Minutes of Fame]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Following up on its triumphant return in November, 5MoF is back with another showcase of lightning talks &amp;amp; other good stuff, with your host Sir Danny O&#039;Brien! Details TBA&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Tuesday Feb14th, 18:00 to 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; ZiP MegaZine releases its inaugural issue with &#039;&#039;&#039;My Noisy Valentine&#039;&#039;&#039; Zine Release Microparty in the Noisebridge cafeFor more info follow [[zine | this]] link.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Wednesday, Jan30, 20:00-22:00&#039;&#039;&#039; [[zine|ZiP]] meeting for zine-makers &amp;amp; others with an interest in printing &amp;amp; self-publishingThe meeting 1/30/13 is our first since mid-2012We plan to hold them regularly from now on at this time (Wednesday 8pm)This meeting will be informal &amp;amp; will probably take place in the printing/lasercutter area of the hackerspace.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2011===&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;September 11th 14:00 to 17:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - The San Francisco Chapter of the Open Organisation Of Lockpickers and Bay Area Hacker&#039;s Association present a joint meeting on [https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Locksport locksport]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;August 4, 7PM, Thursday&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://zeidman.net Bob Zeidman] will be giving a talk on video games and intellectual property, hosted by TheMADEHe will also speak about IP infringement cases.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;August 9, 6:30PM, Tuesday&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://www.meetup.com/makesf/events/26413241/ Make:SF] - Chris Jefferies will speak about the wireless sensor kit he is developing and we are bringing back our all star soldering kits.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;April 13th, 19:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Kombucha fermentation class with [[BioBridge]] &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;April 7th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[In-Depth|Noisebridge: In-Depth]] Our monthly lecture and round tableThis month&#039;s speaker will be Aragorn! his lecture will be &amp;quot;Anarchism &amp;amp; technology: An unbridgeable chasm&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;April 4th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Camp KDE PartyCome and meet part of the KDE North America community and get a quick overview of this year&#039;s [http://camp.kde.org/ Camp KDE] conferenceThere will be beer&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;April 3rd, 16:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - NoiseCaching: Meet-up to build some geocaches, and talk about making geocoinsThen we&#039;ll head out to find some local caches and place caches we made[http://www.geocaching.com More info about Geocaching here]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;March 20th, 19:00&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Hack Politics]] meetup -- the first meetup to figure out how we in the hacker community can effectively mobilize and create meaningful change in these interesting times&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;March 12th, 12:00-18:00 - Noisebridge Hackathon!&#039;&#039;&#039; Second Saturday Hackathon is a casual monthly event dedicated to working on the space or relevant projects and building community This is a great time to get feedback or help on any projects you have been considering that center around the space, culture, and infrastructure of Noisebridge You can also help with existing projects and find out ways to get involved.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;March 10, Thursday, 19:00 - Group Grammar Clinic&#039;&#039;&#039; - Church Classroom - Donations gladly accepted - A clinic for grammar and writing evaluationPlease bring your web/social or technical writing for us to evaluateBring your laptop as well Collaboration groupware possibly provided(Please suggest groupware software to use if you wish)Constructive feedback from other group members is encouraged so that this clinic is a group process- Facilitator: [[User:Owen|Owen]] (opietro@yahoo.com)&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;March 9th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Ferment and filter a mash! [[fermentation logs]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===2010===&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Sunday, August 22, 19:00 CLUB-MATE DROPOFF AND TASTING PARTY&#039;&#039;&#039; Nick Farr will be in town to drop off Club-Mate ordered by San Franciscans!&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;June 5th, 12:00-19:00 - [[NoiseBridgeRehab]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Help make the space more usable and accessible! Noisebridge needs your help!&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;June 5th, 16:00-20:00 - [[Science For Juggalos]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Science Fair in front of the Warfield Theater teaching magnetism to Juggalos&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;June 6th, 15:00 - [[AVC Meetup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Entrepreneurial bonding &amp;amp; matchmaking&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;June 9th, 21:00 - Your liver supports Noisebridge&#039;&#039;&#039; - Come to Elixir @ 16th &amp;amp; Guerrero anytime after 21:00 and drink, drink, drink! 50% of tips go to Noisebridge&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;February 27th, 20:00 - [[Hacker EPROM]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Noisebridge&#039;s first prom! Nice tie and a (robot) date requiredWe will have a DJ and punch.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;February 24th, 19:00, Wednesday - Joris Peels, of [http://www.shapeways.com Shapeways]&#039;&#039;&#039;, and expert on 3D printing, will give a [[ShaperwaysPresentation | talk and demonstration]] at Noisebridge!.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;February 23rd, 18:00 - Cleaning day&#039;&#039;&#039; - Come and help clean Noisebridge, because everyone loves a clean hack space.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;February 12th, 21:00 - visit from Steve Jackson&#039;&#039;&#039;Game designer [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jackson_%28US_game_designer%29 Steve Jackson], founder of Steve Jackson Games, will visit Noisebridge.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 27th, 18:00-20:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Workshop]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] (contact [[User:Gpvillamil|Gian Pablo]] for more info)&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 27th, 20:00-22:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Performance]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] - &amp;quot;Celebrate a night of new sound that will change your idea of music forever!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 25th, 19:30 - [[Bag Porn]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - What&#039;s in your bag?&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 20th, 19:00-21:00 - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat/about Bay Categories &amp;amp; Types]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Categories, monoids, monads, functors and more! Held in the Alonzo Church classroom.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 20th, 19:00 - [[User Experience Book Club SF]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Our book this month is &amp;quot;A Theory of Fun for Game Design&amp;quot; by Raph Koster - http://is.gd/6sEqw (meets in Turing)&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 21st, 20:00 - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Monthly set of lightning talks on diverse topics&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 22nd, 17:00 - [[CleaningParty| Cleaning Party]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Come help clean up Noisebridge! Awsum fun!&lt;br /&gt;
* ...January 14th,16th, and 17th 1:00- ??? Build Out day for kitchen/bathroom/laundry bring yourself and a good attitude, learn a few things as well&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 15th, 18:00 - [[CNC_Mill_Workshop]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Learn to use the CNC mill for 2D engraving and circuit board routing&lt;br /&gt;
* Thursdays 17:00 [[ASL Group|American Sign Language]] - Learn how to talk without using your voice (or just come chat in ASL)&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[http://whenisgood.net/noisebridge/asl/generic click to reschedule]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===2009===&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 18th, 19:30&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Dorkbot_2009_11_18|Dorkbot]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 19th, 18:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Mesh meetup]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 19th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 20th, 18:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Loud Objects [http://www.flickr.com/photos/createdigitalmedia/3428249036/ Noise Toy workshop].&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 20th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Performance by [http://www.loudobjects.com/ Loud Objects], (featuring Tristan Perich and Lesley Flanigan) and [http://www.myspace.com/jibkidder Jib Kidder].&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-11-05&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://www.server-sky.com/ Server Sky presentation: Internet and Computation in Orbit] by Keith Lofstrom&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-11-05&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Mesh meetup]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-11-02&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[French]] book club meeting to discuss  [http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/2842612892/ref=ord_cart_shr?_encoding=UTF8&amp;amp;m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;amp;v=glance Une Si Longue Lettre]&lt;br /&gt;
: &#039;&#039;&#039; October 1st, 18:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Wireless_Mesh_Network_Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]&lt;br /&gt;
: &#039;&#039;&#039; October 1st, 19:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat Bay Area Categories and Types]&lt;br /&gt;
: &#039;&#039;&#039;2009-10-03&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Year 1 Open Hacker House]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Friday&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[CrazyCryptoNight]] - Discussion of cryptography for beginners through experts6-???&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Sunday&#039;&#039;&#039; : [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] Sundays, at 3-5pm.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Monday&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[German]] - Learn German, all levels7pm beginners, 8pm advancedRSVP 24 hours in advance for the benefit of the instructorEvents ran May-November 2009Currently on Thursdays at 8Get on the mailing list.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Tuesday&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Haskell/Haschool]] - Learn Haskell with Jason Dusek 6PM - 7:30PM, from May until we&#039;re all experts.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Wednesday&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Adobe_Lightroom|Adobe Lightroom]] - Become a more organized photographerWeekly class (mostly held off site).&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Thursday&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Professional VFX Compositing With Adobe After Effects]] - Taught by [[User:SFSlim|Aaron Muszalski]]7:30PM - 10PM, most Thursdays in May &amp;amp; June &amp;amp; ? (click through dammit)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-09-17&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]] 3D Edition&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-09-17&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Wireless Mesh Network Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-08-20&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]] One Dee Edition&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-07-16&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]] Zero Dee&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-07-02 - 2009-07-05&#039;&#039;&#039;: [http://toorcamp.org Toorcamp]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-07-01&#039;&#039;&#039;: Noisedroid meeting to discuss location logging on Android platform (and other stuff too, I&#039;m sure)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-30&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Powerbocking Class|Powerbocking class]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-30&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;Suing Telemarketers for Fun and Profit&amp;quot; (Toorcamp talk preview)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-28&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;Meditation for Hackers&amp;quot; (Toorcamp workshop preview)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-18&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-15&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Eagle Workshop]]  Session two of the Eagle CAD workshop.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-13&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[RoboGames 2009]] Noisebridge had a booth staffed by vounteers, great fun!&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-05-21&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-27&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[EagleCAD workshop]] -- learn to use this CAD tool for printed circuit board design&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-16&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]] April showers &amp;amp; flowers edition&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-11&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[RFID Hacking]] weekend workshop  (this event moved from the original March date)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-05&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[First aid and CPR class]] Learning how to not only not die, but also reduce scarring!&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-03&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Sudo pop]] 2PM and onMaking the first batch of a Noisebridge label yerba mate-niated rootbrew, gratis and DIY&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-03-26&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] first meet up for this new group: 8 pm&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-03-19&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-03-12&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[OpenBTS and GSM]] talk by David Burgess&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-02-14&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Open Heart Workshop]] Valentine&#039;s Day blinkyheart soldering party! &lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-02-13&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Time-t_Party|&amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;time_t&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; Party]] to celebrate 1,234,567,890 since the Unix epoch.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-02-09&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Spanish learning at 8:30]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-02-05&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[PGP Key Workshop]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-01-31&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===2008===&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-12-27&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[25C3]] Chaos Computer Congress in Berlin&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-12-20 &amp;amp; 21&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Creme Brulee]] Workshop on creating a french dessert, with bonus propane torch.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-12-17 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Machine Learning]] Birds-of-a-feather&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-24&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Circuit Hacking Monday]] circuit design workshop&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-21, 7pm&#039;&#039;&#039;:[[Milk and Cookies]] -- [[User:Dmolnar|David Molnar]] hosts Milk and Cookies at 83CBring a short 5-7minute thing to read to othersBring a potluck cookie/snack/drink if you likeDavid will bring milk and cookies.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-17, 7:30pm&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Basic Bicycle Maintain]] - [[User:rubin110|Rubin]] and [[User:rigel|rigel]] hate it when we see a bike that isn&#039;t maintainedScreechy chains and clacking derailleur can go to hellBasic bike tune up, sharing the smarts on simple things you can do at home to make your ride suck a whole lot less.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-16, 5:00pm&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[RepRap Soldering Party]] - help assemble RepRap!  RSVPs required on wiki! [[User:Adi|adi]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-16, 3:00pm&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Oscilloscopes]] - Learn how to use this versatile tool to test electronic circuits Maximum 6 slots, please sign up ahead of time! [[User:dstaff|dstaff]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-10-31&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Halloween Open House]] - NoiseBridge&#039;s own [[PPPC]] threw an awesome open house/halloween galaPost pictures if you got &#039;em!&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-10-25&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Soldering Workshop]] and Pumpkin Hackin&#039; - Learn to solder for total newbies (or learn to solder better!), including surface mountAdditionally, carve your halloween pumpkins and enjoy some experimental pumpkin pie and/or soup.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-10-07&#039;&#039;&#039;: (tuesday before meeting) - Etch a circuit boardI&#039;ll be trying a photo resist etching and a basic printed mask etchingThis is step 1/3 for a project called &amp;quot;annoying USB thingie&amp;quot; which will execute pre-defined keystrokes by sneaking a tiny USB dongle onto a victim^h^h^h^h^h buddy&#039;s computer.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-09-13&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Processing Workshop]] — Learn this very easy-to-use programming language! - [[Processing Workshop Report]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-02-16&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Brain Machine Workshop|Brain Machine Making Workshop]]: Our first hardware sprint!&lt;br /&gt;
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Not all events make it onto this calendar. Many events only make it to the [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/ Discussion] or [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-announce/ Announcements] mailing lists, [[IRC]] or in person at [[:Category:Meeting_Notes | Tuesday meetings]]. Best of all, Noisebridge is about people getting together at the space in San Francisco to do stuff.  DO pay attention, as some events just arise organically from the bottom up!&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Want to host your event at Noisebridge?&#039;&#039;&#039; We like seeing classes and talks on interesting things pertaining to various subjects of hacking. Most of all, we like seeing familiar faces. Please participate in the space and our [[Meetings|weekly Tuesday meetings]] to see if we&#039;re the right audience for what you want to share before announcing a new event. Additionally, please see our [[Hosting an Event|events hosting page]] for suggestions on how to use Noisebridge for your event/class/workshop.&lt;br /&gt;
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It&#039;s smart (read this as highly RECOMMENDED!) to add in a link to a wiki page with more information about your event, and a way to contact the event organizer(s). Thanks!&lt;br /&gt;
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Please see the current postings at our [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] for events that are in the active process of being formed and may not yet have made it here.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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|description  = Learn how to keep your blood inside your body and out of Noisebridge&#039;s toys.&lt;br /&gt;
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|description  = Learn how to dumpster dive into the E-waste bin like a pro and be disappointed at how little gold you actually recover! &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;!-- Please check the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] and the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] for alternate locations arranged by event organizers &amp;amp; participants.&lt;br /&gt;
Please refrain from deleting others&#039; classes without first getting agreement.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; You may do this by using a valid [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] email address, or else by going anonymous if you really must.&lt;br /&gt;
Please read our &amp;quot;Hosting an Event&amp;quot; page and possibly follow some of the guidelines there before posting your event herehttps://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Hosting_an_Event&lt;br /&gt;
It&#039;s smart (read this as highly RECOMMENDED!) to add in a link to a wiki page with more information about your event, and a way to contact the event organizer(s)Thanks!&lt;br /&gt;
Large turnout events should be written in &#039;&#039;&#039;bold&#039;&#039;&#039;--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==== Mondays ====&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} &#039;&#039;&#039;7:30 pm to 10:00 pm [[Circuit Hacking Mondays]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:black&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;!-- (Early start of 3:00pm on Monday holidays.)--&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;padding-left: 30px; max-width: 725px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;- Learn to solder! And make cool things with electronics. [[User:maltman23|Mitch]], [[User:Tman66|J]], Rolf, [[User:Miloh|Miloh]], [[User:Cedric|Cedric]], Cheng, Greg, and/or a host of others will bring kits-for-purchase to make cool, hackable things for all skill levels that you can bring home after you make them! Many designed for &#039;&#039;&#039;absolute beginners&#039;&#039;&#039;! Bring your own projects to hack! Bring things to fix! All ages. All are welcome! See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] and the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringException|hiatus}} &#039;&#039;&#039;8:00 pm to 10:00 pm [[Front-end Web Development]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - &#039;&#039;&#039;New series starts 2015-07-27!&#039;&#039;&#039; Learn HTML/CSS/JS. A series of talks on different topics every week, taught in the Church classroom. Recap of last week&#039;s material starts at &#039;&#039;&#039;7:30 pm&#039;&#039;&#039;. Join the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/webdev WebDev list] or the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for updates.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Take Out the Trash Night -- Round One]] Be sure to put bins out by midnight as the trash truck comes between 1:30 to 2:30am.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm to 9:00 pm &#039;&#039;&#039;[[PyClass|Intermediate Python with PyClass]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Crash course in the Python standard library. Monday session is held in Turing Classroom.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Tuesdays ====&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--* {{Template:Recurring}} &#039;&#039;&#039;6:00 pm - 7:00 pm [[Hack_and_Tell| Hack and Tell]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - We want you to share your projects, eat snacks and get acquainted.  Casual meet and greet for all.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} &#039;&#039;&#039;7:00 pm to 9:00 pm [http://www.railsschool.org Ruby and Rails class]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Seminar and workshop for learning everything about Ruby, Rails, and web application development (Church classroom). See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} &#039;&#039;&#039;7:00 pm to 10:00 pm [[Gamebridge|Gamebridge Unityversity Unity Game Dev Tuesdays]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Beginner-friendly Unity C# game development class and game developer meetup, art design writing and audio all welcome! Learn how to mentor and help teach game dev. (Turing classroom). See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} &#039;&#039;&#039;7:30 pm [[Meetings|Noisebridge Weekly Meeting]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Introducing new people and events to the space, general discussion, and decision-making on key issues. &#039;&#039;&#039;This is your space, folks. Come on out here in person to express what you think about what&#039;s going on with it!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Wednesdays ====&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm [[Digital Archivists]] - Learn how to scan books and help build book scanners.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringException|alternating monthly}} 7:00 pm to 9:30 pm &#039;&#039;&#039;Next NB meetup Wed 19th August, alternating monthly between SF and South Bay&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Cyberspectrum|Cyberspectrum: Software Defined Radio Meetup]] in the Hackatorium &#039;&#039;&#039;(new)&#039;&#039;&#039;: A place to learn and exchange ideas about SDR. Presentations on concepts, mystery signals, hardware/software and cool applications.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} 7:30pm to 10pm  in Church room. Present personal and expressive art made with software programming and other materials and get feedback and critical dialogue from fellow artist/technologists. Find collaborators and find better ways to make such work. See info here: [http://www.meetup.com/with-software-art/ With (software) art();] meetup.  &amp;lt;small&amp;gt; Please communicate with leader [jeffg@inventivity.com Jeffrey Greenberg] in advance to present.&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 8:00 pm to 10:00 pm [[DreamTeam| Dream Team Neuro Hackery]] - EEG research &amp;amp; development project with general interest in sleep, dreaming, creative intelligence, and many loosely related topics such as: neurophysiology, signal processing, cognitive neuroscience, and (especially) hacking code and devices for data acquisition and analysis.  Join us at the [[CollaborationStation]] (near the Hackatorium).  Expect general discussion around 8 PM - usually moving along by 9 PM to focus on more technical aspects of current project.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== &#039;&#039;Super&#039;&#039; Thursdays! ====&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Trash Night -- Round Two]]  - Take out the trash for Friday morning! Do it by midnight as truck comes ~1:30am to 2:30am.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} 6:00 pm to 9:00 pm [[FreeBSD|Friends of FreeBSD]] welcomes all skill levels to learn more about FreeBSD, to actually &#039;&#039;&#039;use&#039;&#039;&#039; and help promote the FreeBSD project, and to get involved in preventing this operating system from dying.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|2nd}}{{Template:RecurringNumbered|4th}} 6:30 pm to 7:30 pm &#039;&#039;&#039;[http://www.meetup.com/San-Francisco-Bootstrappers SF Bootstrappers Office Hours @ Noisebridge] - Come to Noisebridge 2nd and 4th Thursdays 6:30 to 7:30 and get the kickstart you need to solve your most burning problem.This is a group for experts to help novices and novices to get the much needed advice they need on their projects&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm to 9:00 pm &#039;&#039;&#039;[[PyClass|Intermediate Python with PyClass]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Crash course in the Python standard library. Thursday is held in Church Classroom.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} {{Template:RecurringException|-3rd}} 7:00 pm to 10:00 pm [[3D Thursday]] Weekly meetup (non-3rd-thursdays) at Noisebridge focusing on 3D Printers, CNC machines, FabLabs, and replicating machines of all kinds.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringException|hiatus}} 8:00 pm to 10:00 pm [[Front-end_Web_Development#Lab|Front-end Web Development Lab]] - &#039;&#039;&#039;Next lab on 2015-07-30!&#039;&#039;&#039; Understand by doing! A recap of Monday&#039;s lecture in workshop form - and a good time for one-on-one help with the material. Meets in Turing.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} &#039;&#039;&#039;7:00 pm [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&#039;&#039;&#039; a.k.a. 5MoF - lightning 5min talks every 3rd Thursday of the month&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|every other}} 7:00 pm [[Freecon]] - Free software conference--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Fridays ====&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|5th}}  6:00 pm to 8:00 pm [[Computerology]] in Turing or  [[CollaborationStation]], understanding and using computers&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|5th}}  8:00 pm to 10:00 pm [[FUN Tutoring]] @ [[CollaborationStation]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Saturdays ====&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 1:00 pm to 2:00 pm [[CPP Class]] discussion in Hackitorum/Fox Lounge/Church. Currently looking for folks wanting to help plan out lessons.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- * {{Template:RecurringException|TBA}} 12:00 pm - 6:00 pm &#039;&#039;&#039;[[modular|Modular and Analog Synth Workshop]]&#039;&#039;&#039; NEXT WORKSHOP TBA Learn the basics of analog synthesis on a modular synth with Douglas. we will meet in Church. (2B or !2B?) --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Sundays ====&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 12:30 pm to 7:30 pm [[Dungeons and Dragons]] in Church, currently looking for new players.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringException|alternating monthly}} 1:00 pm Monthly Lock Sport Collaboration: Come learn how to pick locks and learn more about them with the [http://www.tooolsf.org/ SF Bay Area chapter] of [http://toool.us/ TOOOL]. The group meets on alternating  months at Noisebridge and in San Jose. Check the [https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/tooolsf-announce TOOOL SF announcement list] for details. &lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 2pm to 4pm [[(affiliated_with)_Women_Who_Code_Algorithms_Study_Group|Algorithms Study Group]] in Church or Turing classroom - Whiteboarding + looking at really fun computer science topics. We want to make interviewing for code interviews fun and even continue our algorithm skills when we are not interviewing! Affiliated with Women Who Code, but Men welcome too.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--* {{Template:one time} 1pm to 2:30 pm [[March Against Monsanto]] )) --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|2nd}} 2:00 pm [[BAHA]] - [http://baha.bitrot.info Bay Area Hacker&#039;s Association] - security meeting&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 3:00 pm [[Go]] - Playing of the Go board game. On nice days we often take the boards to Dolores Park and play there.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 6:00 pm [[Plan 9]] class (if not Noisebridge check Sycamore)&lt;br /&gt;
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If you&#039;d like to contact somebody at Noisebridge regarding these Events or even the Noisebridge Wiki itself, then please send an email message to one of the Board members listed in the [[Contacts]] list, e.g., &amp;lt;secretary@noisebridge.net&amp;gt; or &amp;lt;treasurer@noisebridge.net&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Orphaned Events ===&lt;br /&gt;
These events appear to be dormant or extinct.&lt;br /&gt;
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* SAT 10:15 - 12:10 [[Juggling with Judy!]] Note: next class is scheduled for Saturday June 29th.  Attention juggling fans!  Judy will be at the 2013 World Juggling Day celebration Saturday June 15th at Ripley&#039;s Believe It Or Not Odditorium in San Francisco Fisherman&#039;s Warf - free event begins at 1.  Come check it out!  &lt;br /&gt;
* THU 18:00 - 21:00 &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Privacy Bay]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - A monthly meetup for Bay Area folks interested in privacy. Meets in Church on the last Thursday of the month.&lt;br /&gt;
* FRI 19:00 - 21:00 [[Anarchy_101|Anarchy 101]] - a class/seminar on what anarchy is and is not, and how it impacts us as individuals and as discrete groups.&lt;br /&gt;
* SUN 13:00 [[Songbridge]]: (Bi-monthly) Learn how to make and record music with a computerWe cover midi and vst as well as multi-track recordingBring your laptop.&lt;br /&gt;
* 20:00 - 22:00 [[Noise~_Wednesday | Noise~ Wed]] - Graphical media programming with Max/MSP/Jitter&lt;br /&gt;
* 19:00 [[Tahoe-LAFS]] - Occasional meetup of users and/or developers of the Least Authority File System.&lt;br /&gt;
* 14:00 - 16:00 Android Developer Support Group - Meet up with other app developers in the library for a lightly structured knowledge-share.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Proposed Future Events and Classes === &lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Sound Science]] A potential monthly lecture/demonstration series on the little known science behind sound reproductionTopics to include: Transducer Physics(speakers and mics), Room Acoustics, Signal Path and Cabling,Loudspeaker design 101, Music Production Tips for Big Sound, and How to make a small system sound HUGEEach session to include hands on projects like making speakers from stuff lying around, Non-Newtonian bass monsters, and ez speaker mods for anyoneIf interested contact the new guy-&amp;gt; MattLong8 at gmail dot com, 805 four five three - six zero nine seven &lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Modular Synthesis]] a bi-weekly (or monthly) group devoted to modular synthesizers&amp;gt; workshop will include modular sound synthesis styles and techniques, a study of different modules and their functions, ie voltage controlled oscillator, voltage controlled filter, low frequency oscillator, envelope generator ect and how these modules interact with each other, what control voltage and triggers are..... as well as one on one time for each student with the modular, which is a 60 space large format Moog style modular synthesizer with big knobs and 1/4 jacks   including performance and other awesomeness by Douglas. contact Douglas at greenshoos at gmail dotcom&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[VideoHacking]] a weekly video/video art devoted hacker group, including experiments in the 3D vr realm...if interested contact julialc4@gmail.com&lt;br /&gt;
:Wednesdays at 21:00 [[Brewing Bridge]] - Malakkar Proposal: Learn how to make your drinks fun AND antibacterial, using yeastThis will be recurring if enough interest or need is presentAssociated items - what to do with brewing leftovers, and brewers sample hour, etc.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Probability]] - Weekly probability study group based on [http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/electrical-engineering-and-computer-science/6-041-probabilistic-systems-analysis-and-applied-probability-spring-2006/related-resources/ Fundamentals of Applied Probability Theory] by Al Drake&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Mandarin Corner|Mandarin]] - Learn or practice Mandarin, all levels. Also currently on hiatus. Get on the mailing list.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Movie Night!]] - [[User:ThOMG|Thom]] wants to build community through nerdy sci-fi! (+Bill+Ted+Excellence++) (how about a Friday hacker movie night? -[[User:Carl|Carl]])&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Introduction to the AVR Microcontroller]] - [[User:Mightyohm|Jeff]] and [[User:Maltman23|Mitch]] are planning an introductory class for people wanting to make cool projects with AVRs.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Basic Chemistry Lab Techniques]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Cuddle Puddle for the Economy]] - Stress-hacking with informal massage exchange.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Milk and Cookies]] - Come read your favorite selections out loud With Milk and Cookies (and yeah, probably beer too).&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Processing Workshop 2]] - [[User:Scmurray|Scott]] is interested in teaching this, and is busy thinking about what, where, when, why, and how.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;:  [[Hack your Hardware]] -- We call BS on &amp;quot;no user-serviceable parts inside&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Homebrew Instruction Class]] - The Wort (pt 1/3)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Trip to Shooting Range]] - Field trip to a shooting range, to shoot guns Express interest at [[Trip to Shooting Range]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Surface Mount Soldering Workshop]] - Learn how to solder cicuits with small surface mount parts [[User:maltman23|Mitch Altman]] and Martin Bogomolni and others will show their tricks [[User:maltman23|Mitch]] will bring hackable kits that uses surface mounts for you to solder&amp;lt;-YES! (mattlong8 at gmail dot com)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Version control tutorial]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Foreign language learning for rocket scientists]] - I&#039;m near-native (fool people when I try) in (French and) Japanese, and a pro trans/terpreter and will share my shortcuts (skill-order, vocab, speed/articulation, translation≅grammar) No expertise on tonal languages yet..so if you know how to remember tones or how tone-sandhi interacts with speed and/or how nuances of speaker attitude are expressed in them (what we do with rythm/inflection/sentence-intonation and stress in Eng., and with particles and ??? in e.g. Cantonese) please chime in or call me (415-608-0564) so I can convey your wisdom [also looking for a from-scratch Arabic partner]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Getting started with Arduino]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Distributed Databases]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Node.js Beginners Session]] - Interested in learning about Node.js? I amMaybe these guys want to teach it: http://www.meetup.com/Joyent-Cloud-User-Group/events/81311542/&lt;br /&gt;
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:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Scrum Club]] - I though I&#039;d test the waters and see if anyone was interested in a noisebridge scrum club details are here http://scrumclub.org/scrum-clubs/ if inturested hit me up twitter: @theabcasian, facebook: http://www.facebook.com/theabcasian&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[CNC Mill Workshop]] - Who wants to make stuff on the [[MaxNCMill]]?&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Math &amp;amp; Science Help]] - If you would like some math, science or engineering help, I&#039;m down to lend a hand.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Cyborg Group|Cyborg Group / Sensebridge]] - Work on projects like artificial senses Someone needs to lead this!&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[OpenEEG]] - Brain techHas historically met on Sundays, at the behest of interested parties.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Programming_for_Poets | Programming for Poets]] -  Gentle intro to programming using Processing&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[World Builders &amp;amp; Simgineers]] -  Work together to create a beautiful &amp;amp; open virtual world &amp;amp; platform.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[PlunderBridge]] -  Metal detecting, detector technology &amp;amp; treasure hunting expeditions.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Ruby Mining]] -  Ruby on Rails basics, interactive working group&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[MoinMoin Wiki]] -  MoinMoin Wiki (details see there)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Noisebridge Fundraiser 2013]]&lt;br /&gt;
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= Past Events =&lt;br /&gt;
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===2014===&lt;br /&gt;
*{{event&lt;br /&gt;
|time         = Sunday, September 23, 5:00pm&lt;br /&gt;
|title        = How to Start a Startup MOOC Lecture Viewings&lt;br /&gt;
|description  = We would get together to watch the lectures together and conduct discussion and networking afterwards. http://startupclass.samaltman.com/&lt;br /&gt;
|}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===2013===&lt;br /&gt;
*{{event&lt;br /&gt;
|time         = Friday, August 9, 5:00pm&lt;br /&gt;
|title        = Noisebridge Party Setup&lt;br /&gt;
|description  = Volunteers will be preparing the space for Saturday&#039;s show.  There are no scheduled conflicts; you might be asked to move multiple times by someone pushing a broom and assembling a raised stage simultaneously.&lt;br /&gt;
|}}&lt;br /&gt;
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*{{event&lt;br /&gt;
|time         = Saturday, August 10, 4:00pm&lt;br /&gt;
|title        = Noisebridge &amp;quot;______ the Bridge&amp;quot; Party&lt;br /&gt;
|description  =  &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#ff00ff; background:##ff00ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt; a summer fundraising party for Noisebridge, which YOU are invited to!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|suggested donation = $10, but no one turned away for lack of funds&lt;br /&gt;
|}}&lt;br /&gt;
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*{{event&lt;br /&gt;
|time         = Sunday, August 11, 2:00pm&lt;br /&gt;
|title        = Bay Area Hackers&#039; Association Meeting&lt;br /&gt;
|description  = Jon Callas presenting on [[BAHA/2013-08-11|Secure Communications, Privacy, Counter-Surveillance]].&lt;br /&gt;
|}}&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Wednesday, May 22, 7.00 pm: Instructables Build Night&#039;&#039;&#039; - Bare Conductive, Instructables will supply Bare Conductive paint pens and pizza. Come experiment with the paint and post some Instructables. This is a FREE event.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2012===&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;December 20, Thursday, 20:00 - 22:00 - [[5MoF|5 Minutes of Fame]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Following up on its triumphant return in November, 5MoF is back with another showcase of lightning talks &amp;amp; other good stuff, with your host Sir Danny O&#039;Brien! Details TBA&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Tuesday Feb14th, 18:00 to 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; ZiP MegaZine releases its inaugural issue with &#039;&#039;&#039;My Noisy Valentine&#039;&#039;&#039; Zine Release Microparty in the Noisebridge cafeFor more info follow [[zine | this]] link.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Wednesday, Jan30, 20:00-22:00&#039;&#039;&#039; [[zine|ZiP]] meeting for zine-makers &amp;amp; others with an interest in printing &amp;amp; self-publishingThe meeting 1/30/13 is our first since mid-2012We plan to hold them regularly from now on at this time (Wednesday 8pm)This meeting will be informal &amp;amp; will probably take place in the printing/lasercutter area of the hackerspace.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2011===&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;September 11th 14:00 to 17:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - The San Francisco Chapter of the Open Organisation Of Lockpickers and Bay Area Hacker&#039;s Association present a joint meeting on [https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Locksport locksport]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;August 4, 7PM, Thursday&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://zeidman.net Bob Zeidman] will be giving a talk on video games and intellectual property, hosted by TheMADEHe will also speak about IP infringement cases.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;August 9, 6:30PM, Tuesday&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://www.meetup.com/makesf/events/26413241/ Make:SF] - Chris Jefferies will speak about the wireless sensor kit he is developing and we are bringing back our all star soldering kits.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;April 13th, 19:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Kombucha fermentation class with [[BioBridge]] &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;April 7th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[In-Depth|Noisebridge: In-Depth]] Our monthly lecture and round tableThis month&#039;s speaker will be Aragorn! his lecture will be &amp;quot;Anarchism &amp;amp; technology: An unbridgeable chasm&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;April 4th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Camp KDE PartyCome and meet part of the KDE North America community and get a quick overview of this year&#039;s [http://camp.kde.org/ Camp KDE] conferenceThere will be beer&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;April 3rd, 16:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - NoiseCaching: Meet-up to build some geocaches, and talk about making geocoinsThen we&#039;ll head out to find some local caches and place caches we made[http://www.geocaching.com More info about Geocaching here]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;March 20th, 19:00&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Hack Politics]] meetup -- the first meetup to figure out how we in the hacker community can effectively mobilize and create meaningful change in these interesting times&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;March 12th, 12:00-18:00 - Noisebridge Hackathon!&#039;&#039;&#039; Second Saturday Hackathon is a casual monthly event dedicated to working on the space or relevant projects and building community This is a great time to get feedback or help on any projects you have been considering that center around the space, culture, and infrastructure of Noisebridge You can also help with existing projects and find out ways to get involved.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;March 10, Thursday, 19:00 - Group Grammar Clinic&#039;&#039;&#039; - Church Classroom - Donations gladly accepted - A clinic for grammar and writing evaluationPlease bring your web/social or technical writing for us to evaluateBring your laptop as well Collaboration groupware possibly provided(Please suggest groupware software to use if you wish)Constructive feedback from other group members is encouraged so that this clinic is a group process- Facilitator: [[User:Owen|Owen]] (opietro@yahoo.com)&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;March 9th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Ferment and filter a mash! [[fermentation logs]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===2010===&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Sunday, August 22, 19:00 CLUB-MATE DROPOFF AND TASTING PARTY&#039;&#039;&#039; Nick Farr will be in town to drop off Club-Mate ordered by San Franciscans!&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;June 5th, 12:00-19:00 - [[NoiseBridgeRehab]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Help make the space more usable and accessible! Noisebridge needs your help!&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;June 5th, 16:00-20:00 - [[Science For Juggalos]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Science Fair in front of the Warfield Theater teaching magnetism to Juggalos&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;June 6th, 15:00 - [[AVC Meetup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Entrepreneurial bonding &amp;amp; matchmaking&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;June 9th, 21:00 - Your liver supports Noisebridge&#039;&#039;&#039; - Come to Elixir @ 16th &amp;amp; Guerrero anytime after 21:00 and drink, drink, drink! 50% of tips go to Noisebridge&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;February 27th, 20:00 - [[Hacker EPROM]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Noisebridge&#039;s first prom! Nice tie and a (robot) date requiredWe will have a DJ and punch.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;February 24th, 19:00, Wednesday - Joris Peels, of [http://www.shapeways.com Shapeways]&#039;&#039;&#039;, and expert on 3D printing, will give a [[ShaperwaysPresentation | talk and demonstration]] at Noisebridge!.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;February 23rd, 18:00 - Cleaning day&#039;&#039;&#039; - Come and help clean Noisebridge, because everyone loves a clean hack space.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;February 12th, 21:00 - visit from Steve Jackson&#039;&#039;&#039;Game designer [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jackson_%28US_game_designer%29 Steve Jackson], founder of Steve Jackson Games, will visit Noisebridge.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 27th, 18:00-20:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Workshop]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] (contact [[User:Gpvillamil|Gian Pablo]] for more info)&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 27th, 20:00-22:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Performance]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] - &amp;quot;Celebrate a night of new sound that will change your idea of music forever!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 25th, 19:30 - [[Bag Porn]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - What&#039;s in your bag?&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 20th, 19:00-21:00 - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat/about Bay Categories &amp;amp; Types]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Categories, monoids, monads, functors and more! Held in the Alonzo Church classroom.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 20th, 19:00 - [[User Experience Book Club SF]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Our book this month is &amp;quot;A Theory of Fun for Game Design&amp;quot; by Raph Koster - http://is.gd/6sEqw (meets in Turing)&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 21st, 20:00 - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Monthly set of lightning talks on diverse topics&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 22nd, 17:00 - [[CleaningParty| Cleaning Party]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Come help clean up Noisebridge! Awsum fun!&lt;br /&gt;
* ...January 14th,16th, and 17th 1:00- ??? Build Out day for kitchen/bathroom/laundry bring yourself and a good attitude, learn a few things as well&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 15th, 18:00 - [[CNC_Mill_Workshop]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Learn to use the CNC mill for 2D engraving and circuit board routing&lt;br /&gt;
* Thursdays 17:00 [[ASL Group|American Sign Language]] - Learn how to talk without using your voice (or just come chat in ASL)&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[http://whenisgood.net/noisebridge/asl/generic click to reschedule]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===2009===&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 18th, 19:30&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Dorkbot_2009_11_18|Dorkbot]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 19th, 18:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Mesh meetup]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 19th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 20th, 18:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Loud Objects [http://www.flickr.com/photos/createdigitalmedia/3428249036/ Noise Toy workshop].&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 20th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Performance by [http://www.loudobjects.com/ Loud Objects], (featuring Tristan Perich and Lesley Flanigan) and [http://www.myspace.com/jibkidder Jib Kidder].&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-11-05&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://www.server-sky.com/ Server Sky presentation: Internet and Computation in Orbit] by Keith Lofstrom&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-11-05&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Mesh meetup]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-11-02&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[French]] book club meeting to discuss  [http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/2842612892/ref=ord_cart_shr?_encoding=UTF8&amp;amp;m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;amp;v=glance Une Si Longue Lettre]&lt;br /&gt;
: &#039;&#039;&#039; October 1st, 18:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Wireless_Mesh_Network_Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]&lt;br /&gt;
: &#039;&#039;&#039; October 1st, 19:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat Bay Area Categories and Types]&lt;br /&gt;
: &#039;&#039;&#039;2009-10-03&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Year 1 Open Hacker House]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Friday&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[CrazyCryptoNight]] - Discussion of cryptography for beginners through experts6-???&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Sunday&#039;&#039;&#039; : [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] Sundays, at 3-5pm.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Monday&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[German]] - Learn German, all levels7pm beginners, 8pm advancedRSVP 24 hours in advance for the benefit of the instructorEvents ran May-November 2009Currently on Thursdays at 8Get on the mailing list.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Tuesday&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Haskell/Haschool]] - Learn Haskell with Jason Dusek 6PM - 7:30PM, from May until we&#039;re all experts.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Wednesday&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Adobe_Lightroom|Adobe Lightroom]] - Become a more organized photographerWeekly class (mostly held off site).&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Thursday&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Professional VFX Compositing With Adobe After Effects]] - Taught by [[User:SFSlim|Aaron Muszalski]]7:30PM - 10PM, most Thursdays in May &amp;amp; June &amp;amp; ? (click through dammit)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-09-17&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]] 3D Edition&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-09-17&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Wireless Mesh Network Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-08-20&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]] One Dee Edition&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-07-16&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]] Zero Dee&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-07-02 - 2009-07-05&#039;&#039;&#039;: [http://toorcamp.org Toorcamp]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-07-01&#039;&#039;&#039;: Noisedroid meeting to discuss location logging on Android platform (and other stuff too, I&#039;m sure)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-30&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Powerbocking Class|Powerbocking class]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-30&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;Suing Telemarketers for Fun and Profit&amp;quot; (Toorcamp talk preview)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-28&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;Meditation for Hackers&amp;quot; (Toorcamp workshop preview)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-18&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-15&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Eagle Workshop]]  Session two of the Eagle CAD workshop.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-13&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[RoboGames 2009]] Noisebridge had a booth staffed by vounteers, great fun!&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-05-21&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-27&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[EagleCAD workshop]] -- learn to use this CAD tool for printed circuit board design&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-16&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]] April showers &amp;amp; flowers edition&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-11&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[RFID Hacking]] weekend workshop  (this event moved from the original March date)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-05&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[First aid and CPR class]] Learning how to not only not die, but also reduce scarring!&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-03&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Sudo pop]] 2PM and onMaking the first batch of a Noisebridge label yerba mate-niated rootbrew, gratis and DIY&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-03-26&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] first meet up for this new group: 8 pm&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-03-19&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-03-12&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[OpenBTS and GSM]] talk by David Burgess&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-02-14&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Open Heart Workshop]] Valentine&#039;s Day blinkyheart soldering party! &lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-02-13&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Time-t_Party|&amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;time_t&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; Party]] to celebrate 1,234,567,890 since the Unix epoch.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-02-09&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Spanish learning at 8:30]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-02-05&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[PGP Key Workshop]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-01-31&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===2008===&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-12-27&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[25C3]] Chaos Computer Congress in Berlin&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-12-20 &amp;amp; 21&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Creme Brulee]] Workshop on creating a french dessert, with bonus propane torch.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-12-17 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Machine Learning]] Birds-of-a-feather&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-24&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Circuit Hacking Monday]] circuit design workshop&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-21, 7pm&#039;&#039;&#039;:[[Milk and Cookies]] -- [[User:Dmolnar|David Molnar]] hosts Milk and Cookies at 83CBring a short 5-7minute thing to read to othersBring a potluck cookie/snack/drink if you likeDavid will bring milk and cookies.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-17, 7:30pm&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Basic Bicycle Maintain]] - [[User:rubin110|Rubin]] and [[User:rigel|rigel]] hate it when we see a bike that isn&#039;t maintainedScreechy chains and clacking derailleur can go to hellBasic bike tune up, sharing the smarts on simple things you can do at home to make your ride suck a whole lot less.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-16, 5:00pm&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[RepRap Soldering Party]] - help assemble RepRap!  RSVPs required on wiki! [[User:Adi|adi]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-16, 3:00pm&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Oscilloscopes]] - Learn how to use this versatile tool to test electronic circuits Maximum 6 slots, please sign up ahead of time! [[User:dstaff|dstaff]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-10-31&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Halloween Open House]] - NoiseBridge&#039;s own [[PPPC]] threw an awesome open house/halloween galaPost pictures if you got &#039;em!&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-10-25&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Soldering Workshop]] and Pumpkin Hackin&#039; - Learn to solder for total newbies (or learn to solder better!), including surface mountAdditionally, carve your halloween pumpkins and enjoy some experimental pumpkin pie and/or soup.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-10-07&#039;&#039;&#039;: (tuesday before meeting) - Etch a circuit boardI&#039;ll be trying a photo resist etching and a basic printed mask etchingThis is step 1/3 for a project called &amp;quot;annoying USB thingie&amp;quot; which will execute pre-defined keystrokes by sneaking a tiny USB dongle onto a victim^h^h^h^h^h buddy&#039;s computer.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-09-13&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Processing Workshop]] — Learn this very easy-to-use programming language! - [[Processing Workshop Report]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-02-16&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Brain Machine Workshop|Brain Machine Making Workshop]]: Our first hardware sprint!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Top level]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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==What is it?==&lt;br /&gt;
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Five Minutes of Fame (5MoF) is an adaptation of CCC&#039;s Lightning Talks. Our implementation is ten five minute talks in an hour, with a short intermission so you can get another beer.&lt;br /&gt;
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Check out these 30 seconds of fame excerpts for a taste: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQUGQ3Plj-w&lt;br /&gt;
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==When and where does it happen?==&lt;br /&gt;
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Third Thursday of every month at 7pm/8pm, at Noisebridge, 2169 Mission St, San Francisco.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Five Minutes of Fame is happening again! And it&#039;ll stick this time! ===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;The next Five Minutes of Fame is:&#039;&#039; Thursday, June 18th, 8pm!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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As if you needed ANY reminder, Five Minutes of Fame is Noisebridge&#039;s ADD&lt;br /&gt;
show-and-tell, squashing octets of human awesomeness into an hour like &lt;br /&gt;
booleans in a packed byte.&lt;br /&gt;
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   _  _   _____ __  __  ____  ______&lt;br /&gt;
 _| || |_| ____|  \/  |/ __ \|  ____| Noisebridge 7PM/8PM third Thursdays&lt;br /&gt;
|_  __  _| |__ | \  / | |  | | |__    Six Years of Childlike Wonder and&lt;br /&gt;
 _| || |_|___ \| |\/| | |  | |  __|   Adult Technological Themes in&lt;br /&gt;
|_  __  _|___) | |  | | |__| | |      San Francisco&#039;s 548th Finest&lt;br /&gt;
  |_||_| |____/|_|  |_|\____/|_|      Hacker Show and Tell.&lt;br /&gt;
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|_|  |_|\__,_|\___|_|\_\  \__|_| |_|\___| |_|    |_|\__,_|_| |_|\___|\__(_)&lt;br /&gt;
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Third Thurs, 7PM/8PM, Noisebridge, 2169 Mission St, SF, CA, Earth Prime&lt;br /&gt;
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More info: http://nburl.net/5mof&lt;br /&gt;
Get here: http://nburl.net/gethere&lt;br /&gt;
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Submit your talk now! http://5mof.net/signup/&lt;br /&gt;
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==Why are we doing this?==&lt;br /&gt;
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There are many reasons:&lt;br /&gt;
* It&#039;s great for people who are interested in what&#039;s going on at Noisebridge -- no need to sit through long lectures.&lt;br /&gt;
* Some people are working on projects that are not ready for a full 30 minute or hour long talk, but they want to get their ideas out. Maybe they need help, maybe they want to propose an idea to the Noisebridge community.&lt;br /&gt;
* Some people are shy to public speaking and want to practice without giving an &amp;quot;official&amp;quot; conference talk, which can be daunting. This is a great way to try it out, in a community of peers.&lt;br /&gt;
* San Francisco is the mecca for startups. If you&#039;re trying to sell your idea to someone, you need to be able to explain it in five minutes or less.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism#Law_of_Fives &amp;quot;The Law of Fives&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
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==How can I participate?==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Events]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Sign up to speak at 5 Minutes of Fame here! ===&lt;br /&gt;
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E-mail tdfischer AT hackerbots DOT net  and we&#039;ll add you to our list of speakers! We&#039;ll send a reminder e-mail the Monday before the event, and ask for your slide deck the night before if you plan on using one.&lt;br /&gt;
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==How can I attend?==&lt;br /&gt;
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Just show up! 2169 Mission St, San Francisco&lt;br /&gt;
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We&#039;re located at:&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Getting Here|2169 Mission St]], San Francisco&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[http://www.openstreetmap.org/?mlat=37.762352&amp;amp;mlon=-122.419372&amp;amp;zoom=16 OpenStreetMap] - [http://maps.google.com/?q=2169+Mission+Street,+94110 Google Maps]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;2 blocks South of [[Getting_Here#Getting_Here_by_BART | 16th &amp;amp; Mission BART]]&lt;br /&gt;
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If for any reason you&#039;re unable to attend, you can usually watch it live on our [http://www.ustream.tv/user/noisebridge UStream Channel].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Other Questions==&lt;br /&gt;
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Can anyone attend or speak?&lt;br /&gt;
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:&#039;&#039;There are a limited number of slots for speakers, and members or regulars are given priority to speak about the projects they are working on. Although there are substitutes for people don&#039;t show, schedule early to be assured your 5MoF!&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;E-mail: danny AT spesh DOT com to submit your speaking proposals!&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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What if I show up late?&lt;br /&gt;
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:&#039;&#039;If you are giving a talk, please notify me so we can rearrange the schedule. If you want to see a talk that you&#039;re going to miss, find the person who gave it and chat with them for five minutes :)&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Past 5MoFs==&lt;br /&gt;
=== 2015 ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2015 05 21 | 2015-05-21]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== 2014 ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2014_09_18 | 2014-09-18]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2014_05_15 | 2014-05-15]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2014_04_16 | 2014-04-16]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2014_03_20 | 2014-03-20]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== 2013 ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2013_02_21 | 2013-02-21]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== 2012 ===&lt;br /&gt;
=== 2011 ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2011_01_20 | 2011-01-20]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== 2010 ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_12_16 | 2010-12-16]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_11_18 | 2010-11-18]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_10_21 | 2010-10-21]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_09_16 | 2010-09-16]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_08_19 | 2010-08-19]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_07_15 | 2010-07-15]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_06_17 | 2010-06-17]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_05_20 | 2010-05-20]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_04_15 | 2010-04-15]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_03_18 | 2010-03-18]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_02_18 | 2010-02-18]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_01_21 | 2010-01-21]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== 2009 ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009_12_17 | 2009-12-17]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009_11_19 | 2009-11-19]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009_10_15 | 2009-10-15]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009-09-17 | 2009-09-17]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-08-20 | 2009-08-20]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-07-16 | 2009-07-16]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-06-18 | 2009-06-18]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-05-21 | 2009-05-21]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-04-16 | 2009-04-16]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-03-19 | 2009-03-19]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-02-19 | 2009-02-19]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:ShadeS.jpg|1000px]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>50.185.140.203</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Meeting_Notes_Template&amp;diff=48407</id>
		<title>Meeting Notes Template</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Meeting_Notes_Template&amp;diff=48407"/>
		<updated>2015-07-01T14:57:32Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;50.185.140.203: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;-----------&amp;gt;8----------&lt;br /&gt;
DELETE EVERYTHING BELOW THIS LINE WHEN YOU POST THE MEETING MINUTES KTHX!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= Instructions =&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Congratulations and/or condolences! You&#039;re reading this because you&#039;re participating in a meeting of Noisebridge!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You should read this instructional section thoroughly, and treat them as a guideline for how to host a meeting of Noisebridge. There are three ingredients to an [[Excellent]] meeting: A number of note takers, some facilitators, and participants.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Meetings are just one of the tools used at Noisebridge to create net forward progress on whatever it is we&#039;re all trying to do. Meetings aren&#039;t the only way to make decisions or have discusions, and in fact its usually a much better idea to talk about things outside the meeting before dragging the entire community kicking and screaming into it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Note Takers ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Open a text editor to take notes on the major points of the meeting, using this page as the template.&lt;br /&gt;
* Project the meeting notes in real time throughout the meeting. Its super cool to use a collaborative editor such as pad.riseup.net or piratepad so that everyone is free to participate in the note taking.&lt;br /&gt;
* Edit the [[Current_Consensus_Items|Current Consensus Items]] if anything is proposed for consensus next week.&lt;br /&gt;
* Edit the [[Consensus_Items_History|Consensus Items History]] if anything was reached consensus or failed to reach consensus this week.&lt;br /&gt;
* Post the meeting notes to this page, and email the announcement and discussion list with a short summary.&lt;br /&gt;
* Tell treasurer@noisebridge.net and secretary@noisebridge.net if there are new members.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Facilitators ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There are generally two kinds of facilitator roles at a Noisebridge meeting:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Stack taker - Useful when a lot of folks want to hop on the discussion stack. This gives everyone a turn to have their feelings heard. Usually only works when there is exactly one stack taker.&lt;br /&gt;
* Moderators - Keeps the meeting moving and prevents everyone from wasting too much time on one subject. Anyone is free to pick up moderation and move the meeting along.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In general, moderators should:&lt;br /&gt;
* Understand the structure of Noisebridge [[consensus|decision-making]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Make sure everyone gets a chance to speak.&lt;br /&gt;
* Speak only minimally yourself.&lt;br /&gt;
* Keep the meeting moving, and avoid getting bogged down.&lt;br /&gt;
* Identify discussion items, arrange times limits for talking about each item.&lt;br /&gt;
* Identify and summarize consensus, suggest things that need to be done.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Get the [[membership binder]] and ensure that it is returned safely.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Participants ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Everyone at a Noisebridge meeting who has consented to participating in one is a participant!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Say your name before you talk.&lt;br /&gt;
* Remain on-topic, and speak as concisely as possible.&lt;br /&gt;
* Assist the note-taker with any links or corrections that are needed.&lt;br /&gt;
* Remain respectful of other participants, their time, and the consensus and moderation process.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
DELETE EVERYTHING ABOVE THIS LINE WHEN YOU POST THE MEETING MINUTES KTHX!!!&lt;br /&gt;
-----------&amp;gt;8----------&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
These are the notes from the [https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Meeting_Notes The XXXth Meeting of Noisebridge]. Note-taker: FIXME YOUR NAME HERE; Moderators: FIXME THEIR NAME HERE.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;One or two bullet points of high-level meeting summary.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= Introductions =&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Invite a knowledgeable volunteer to explain&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Noisebridge_Vision|what Noisebridge is about]]:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;Noisebridge is a 501c3 nonprofit that provides a space for creation, collaboration, and learning about technology and creative projects. Noisebridge provides space, power tools, and infrastructure to help the public learn new skills and create cool things. Noisebridge continues to exist through and depends entirely on membership fees and donations. Our code of conduct is &#039;Be excellent to each other&#039;.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* Introduce any experimental or unusual moderation techniques that may be using during the meeting like: direct responses, limited speaking time, orderless stack, &amp;amp;c.&lt;br /&gt;
* Round of introductions (remember, announcements come later):&lt;br /&gt;
** What&#039;s your name&lt;br /&gt;
** What do you do&lt;br /&gt;
** What do you maintain at Noisebridge?&lt;br /&gt;
** if you are new: how did you hear about Noisebridge?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= Short announcements and events =&lt;br /&gt;
* Cool new projects? Something you&#039;d like people to know? Say now, but keep it short! One or two sentences please!&lt;br /&gt;
* Any happenings at the space of which members should be made aware.&lt;br /&gt;
* Don&#039;t hog everyone&#039;s time since we all just want to hack!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= [[ Membership Binder ]] =&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Invite a knowledgeable volunteer to describe&#039;&#039;&#039; [[membership]], and the application process.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;Being a member of Noisebridge is not like being a member of a gym or your local chess club. Anyone can come to Noisebridge to hack and learn: you don&#039;t need to be a member for that. At Noisebridge, membership is something different: it means taking responsibility and committing to help to maintain, improve, and govern Noisebridge. As a member of Noisebridge, you don&#039;t just come here to hack and learn, you actively work to improve what you see around you, help to deal with problems, and make this community and space better than it is today.&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* Read off any names from the binder for the past month. Mark down a check or other indicator on every open application to keep track of how many weeks they&#039;ve been read out.&lt;br /&gt;
* Anyone eligible to join this week should&lt;br /&gt;
** introduce themselves,&lt;br /&gt;
** answer any questions members may have for them, then&lt;br /&gt;
** leave the area in search of gifts (traditionally beer and a lime, or cookies) for the rest of the group.&lt;br /&gt;
* The rest of the meeting should reach consensus on whether they may join.&lt;br /&gt;
* Remember to applaud new members when they return.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= [[Philanthropists]]=&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Invite a knowledgeable member to describe&#039;&#039;&#039; [[philanthropy]], and the application process.&lt;br /&gt;
* Read off any names from the binder for the past month. Any applicants must have their sponsor present to vouch for them.&lt;br /&gt;
* If there are no objections, they&#039;re a philanthropist! Their pledge should be handed over to the [[Secretary]] posthaste, after which their token will be updated to give them the 24/7 access they&#039;ve earned(?)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= Financial Report =&lt;br /&gt;
* Funds in bank:&lt;br /&gt;
* Noisetor (See the bulletpoints at the bottom of http://noisetor.net/finances/#summary):&lt;br /&gt;
* Any other details by those participating in handling our financials&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= Consensus and Discussion =&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;invite a knowledgeable volunteer to give &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Consensus Process|a brief primer on consensus process]]&lt;br /&gt;
* It is important that everyone in attendance understands at least:&lt;br /&gt;
** Blocking with verbalized principled objections.&lt;br /&gt;
** Why we use consensus over other approaches to decision making.&lt;br /&gt;
** How consensus isn&#039;t a legislative process&lt;br /&gt;
** Why consensus isn&#039;t applicable to some things like conflict resolution, resolution of time sinks, and the like.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[ Consensus Items History | Proposals from last week ]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;(Add any items which are consensed upon or someone has raised a principle objection for to the [[Consensus Items History]] page.)&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[ Current Consensus Items | Proposals for next week ]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;(Add any new items for consensus to the [[Current Consensus Items]] page.)&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Discussion Items ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If any important discussion happens, it should be happening after forward progress is made during consensus.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= End of Meeting =&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Reprise of the [[Hackernationale]]. [This is anarchy - we do what the wiki says!]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[PGP|PGP Key Signing]] could happen now (if it doesn&#039;t happen &#039;&#039;&#039;before&#039;&#039;&#039; any given Meeting).  Ask others around the space or check the [[PGP|list]] to see who wants in on the action.&lt;br /&gt;
* Return the [[membership binder]] to its rightful location.&lt;br /&gt;
* Clean and tidy the meeting notes including removing all these really verbose instructions, then save them to the wiki.&lt;br /&gt;
* Send a summary of the meeting notes to the discussion list.&lt;br /&gt;
* Enjoy the company of your fellow hacker, robot, or robothacker.&lt;br /&gt;
* Discuss any items for which there was not time during the meeting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Meeting Notes]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>50.185.140.203</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=User:Tdfischer&amp;diff=48158</id>
		<title>User:Tdfischer</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=User:Tdfischer&amp;diff=48158"/>
		<updated>2015-06-15T05:08:00Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;50.185.140.203: /* Current Shit */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Hi. I&#039;m a virtual transient drifter.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I virtually live in the SF bay area. I virtually moved here July 5th 2014.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Some nutter added this here and rather than delete it outright I&#039;ve decided to frame it and embrace it:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{|style=&amp;quot;border:4px solid red;margin:auto;width:75%&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Following-thru on my tentative [[https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2015-January/045817.html Discuss-list posting]], I, Torrie &amp;quot;The D is a Mystery&amp;quot; Fischer, do hereby pledge &#039;&#039;&#039;multiple&#039;&#039;&#039; $K&#039;s to donate for Noisebridge in the extremely near future. This monetary donation is above and beyond my membership dues and ongoing &#039;&#039;payments in kind&#039;&#039; which I&#039;ll continue to do for the space (such as all the cool projects I list below, the events I help coordinate, my widespread online contributions,...you name it.)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
I challenge active members of [[https://noisebridge.net/wiki/Board our board]] and others to $$imilarly $$tep up to the plate, and look forward to discussing this at upcoming Tuesday meetings.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Go ahead and hit me up on chat, on e-mail, by phonecall, and when you see me around the space.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;I do some serious Excellence!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
= Origin Story =&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I first [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2011-April/022443.html virtually visited for a day in 2009 or so] for Camp KDE . My second virtual visitation was in 2013 for a week over new year&#039;s when hanging out with a close friend for New Year&#039;s. My virtual contributions during that week were [[Key Milling]] and the [[SYN Light]], which seems to have been virtually obliterated from the front gate.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= Current Shit =&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Fox Lounge]] - Please don&#039;t do drugs at Noisebridge. Though, if you must, you&#039;ll be fine.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Skylighting]] - Sexy RGB goodness at night.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[5mof]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= Older Shit =&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Reboot]] - Helped out with getting the floor refinished&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Manual]] - Originally an idea that started at SYNMAKE, a general purpose manual of how Noisebridge works&lt;br /&gt;
* [[WorkingGroup:Documentation]] - I&#039;m trying to get people to write more about Noisebridge to help fill out the manual.&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://hackerbots.net/~tdfischer/nb/clock/ What time is it?]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Spiff]] - Some amalgamation of django, python, and overengineering&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Indiegogo]] - &#039;&#039;&#039;[✓] SHIP IT&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Scribe]] - Used to be a print server, now it is turning into a labeler&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I&#039;m not a real person, I&#039;m just a virtual entity that sometimes others mistakenly give agency to.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= Skills =&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* I&#039;m currently employed by [http://ripplelabs.com/ Ripple Labs] on the Decentralization Team, so I know a lot about C++, the horrifying underpinnings of financial tech, and planetary scale consensus networks.&lt;br /&gt;
* Lots of electronics but there&#039;s still even more that I don&#039;t know&lt;br /&gt;
* You can buy a $3 clipper card, tag on, and ride caltrain all the way to San Jose instead of paying full fare.&lt;br /&gt;
* Mechanically inclined&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Things I can probably help you with:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Python]] - :PYTHON EMOJI:&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Threed]] - I know how to 3d print things including more printers&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Printing]] - Bought a printer and got it to stick around for a while&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Infobanana]] - Hacked together something like a kiosk for the front desk&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dirty Shop]] - Gosh do I love to make sawdust&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Conflict Resolution]] - Hugs&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Manual]] - Part-time curator/editor&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= Contact Information =&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* E-mail: tdfischer@hackerbots.net&lt;br /&gt;
** GPG: C40F2998&lt;br /&gt;
* IRC: chat.freenode.net, tdfischer (or tdfischer_, depending on: [ ] Moon Beams [ ] Planetary Alignment [✓] Freenode Stability [ ] Sunday)&lt;br /&gt;
* Phone: 440-858-3382&lt;br /&gt;
* SSH key:&lt;br /&gt;
  ssh-rsa AAAAB3NzaC1yc2EAAAABIwAAAQEAwwAcE965uos/GhrouzOTDtdeE0+dt&lt;br /&gt;
  CMJ6FAYCEFsd5UgSXkGnpt4hVYS37FkVP/CsgI1hkgRtPpGC5B9lHTj8ioGVuG6Rte&lt;br /&gt;
  koA4s4foLvgeibOs4zNsrdexQvy3pWfFgMrvCBxPuPPkhXj53JmG3SaTri5ajNUdi0&lt;br /&gt;
  bhrFs6Q7z5kKi9is4oETxijOKrE7jhEFt1EWWdq5XKibgk/fqyH1sBy1ALXKe/zxhN&lt;br /&gt;
  cN26j103L60Tjdj9AWK0RBBPLVqSZ43B0RTmfjLGXg6mTmoUMkZLl0y2doatdA0keD&lt;br /&gt;
  UHSuyU8gKpDbgg/U071+bv3XlEMfC5M6cPO3wOVkxO8g4sZRw==&lt;br /&gt;
* useradd -c &#039;Torrie Fischer &amp;lt;tdfischer@hackerbots.net&amp;gt; 0xC40F2998&#039; tdfischer -s /usr/bin/python&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= Membership =&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Okay, so maybe Membership means something at Noisebridge.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I am a member because I wanted to feel responsible to the space and it gave me a really easy way to donate money every month.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Virtual]][[Category:Totally not a front for a swarm of wasps]][[Category:Wasp-like]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>50.185.140.203</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=User:Tdfischer&amp;diff=48157</id>
		<title>User:Tdfischer</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=User:Tdfischer&amp;diff=48157"/>
		<updated>2015-06-15T05:07:29Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;50.185.140.203: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Hi. I&#039;m a virtual transient drifter.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I virtually live in the SF bay area. I virtually moved here July 5th 2014.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Some nutter added this here and rather than delete it outright I&#039;ve decided to frame it and embrace it:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{|style=&amp;quot;border:4px solid red;margin:auto;width:75%&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Following-thru on my tentative [[https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2015-January/045817.html Discuss-list posting]], I, Torrie &amp;quot;The D is a Mystery&amp;quot; Fischer, do hereby pledge &#039;&#039;&#039;multiple&#039;&#039;&#039; $K&#039;s to donate for Noisebridge in the extremely near future. This monetary donation is above and beyond my membership dues and ongoing &#039;&#039;payments in kind&#039;&#039; which I&#039;ll continue to do for the space (such as all the cool projects I list below, the events I help coordinate, my widespread online contributions,...you name it.)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
I challenge active members of [[https://noisebridge.net/wiki/Board our board]] and others to $$imilarly $$tep up to the plate, and look forward to discussing this at upcoming Tuesday meetings.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Go ahead and hit me up on chat, on e-mail, by phonecall, and when you see me around the space.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;I do some serious Excellence!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
= Origin Story =&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I first [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2011-April/022443.html virtually visited for a day in 2009 or so] for Camp KDE . My second virtual visitation was in 2013 for a week over new year&#039;s when hanging out with a close friend for New Year&#039;s. My virtual contributions during that week were [[Key Milling]] and the [[SYN Light]], which seems to have been virtually obliterated from the front gate.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= Current Shit =&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Fox Lounge]] - Please don&#039;t do drugs at Noisebridge. Though, if you must, you&#039;ll be fine.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Skylighting]] - Sexy RGB goodness at night.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= Older Shit =&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Reboot]] - Helped out with getting the floor refinished&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Manual]] - Originally an idea that started at SYNMAKE, a general purpose manual of how Noisebridge works&lt;br /&gt;
* [[WorkingGroup:Documentation]] - I&#039;m trying to get people to write more about Noisebridge to help fill out the manual.&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://hackerbots.net/~tdfischer/nb/clock/ What time is it?]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Spiff]] - Some amalgamation of django, python, and overengineering&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Indiegogo]] - &#039;&#039;&#039;[✓] SHIP IT&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Scribe]] - Used to be a print server, now it is turning into a labeler&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I&#039;m not a real person, I&#039;m just a virtual entity that sometimes others mistakenly give agency to.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= Skills =&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* I&#039;m currently employed by [http://ripplelabs.com/ Ripple Labs] on the Decentralization Team, so I know a lot about C++, the horrifying underpinnings of financial tech, and planetary scale consensus networks.&lt;br /&gt;
* Lots of electronics but there&#039;s still even more that I don&#039;t know&lt;br /&gt;
* You can buy a $3 clipper card, tag on, and ride caltrain all the way to San Jose instead of paying full fare.&lt;br /&gt;
* Mechanically inclined&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Things I can probably help you with:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Python]] - :PYTHON EMOJI:&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Threed]] - I know how to 3d print things including more printers&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Printing]] - Bought a printer and got it to stick around for a while&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Infobanana]] - Hacked together something like a kiosk for the front desk&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dirty Shop]] - Gosh do I love to make sawdust&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Conflict Resolution]] - Hugs&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Manual]] - Part-time curator/editor&lt;br /&gt;
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= Contact Information =&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* E-mail: tdfischer@hackerbots.net&lt;br /&gt;
** GPG: C40F2998&lt;br /&gt;
* IRC: chat.freenode.net, tdfischer (or tdfischer_, depending on: [ ] Moon Beams [ ] Planetary Alignment [✓] Freenode Stability [ ] Sunday)&lt;br /&gt;
* Phone: 440-858-3382&lt;br /&gt;
* SSH key:&lt;br /&gt;
  ssh-rsa AAAAB3NzaC1yc2EAAAABIwAAAQEAwwAcE965uos/GhrouzOTDtdeE0+dt&lt;br /&gt;
  CMJ6FAYCEFsd5UgSXkGnpt4hVYS37FkVP/CsgI1hkgRtPpGC5B9lHTj8ioGVuG6Rte&lt;br /&gt;
  koA4s4foLvgeibOs4zNsrdexQvy3pWfFgMrvCBxPuPPkhXj53JmG3SaTri5ajNUdi0&lt;br /&gt;
  bhrFs6Q7z5kKi9is4oETxijOKrE7jhEFt1EWWdq5XKibgk/fqyH1sBy1ALXKe/zxhN&lt;br /&gt;
  cN26j103L60Tjdj9AWK0RBBPLVqSZ43B0RTmfjLGXg6mTmoUMkZLl0y2doatdA0keD&lt;br /&gt;
  UHSuyU8gKpDbgg/U071+bv3XlEMfC5M6cPO3wOVkxO8g4sZRw==&lt;br /&gt;
* useradd -c &#039;Torrie Fischer &amp;lt;tdfischer@hackerbots.net&amp;gt; 0xC40F2998&#039; tdfischer -s /usr/bin/python&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= Membership =&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Okay, so maybe Membership means something at Noisebridge.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I am a member because I wanted to feel responsible to the space and it gave me a really easy way to donate money every month.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Virtual]][[Category:Totally not a front for a swarm of wasps]][[Category:Wasp-like]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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Official, Semi-Official, one-off and other events at the Noisebridge space.&lt;br /&gt;
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=Event Calendar=&lt;br /&gt;
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Not all events make it onto this calendar. Many events only make it to the [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/ Discussion] or [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-announce/ Announcements] mailing lists, [[IRC]] or in person at [[:Category:Meeting_Notes | Tuesday meetings]]. Best of all, Noisebridge is about people getting together at the space in San Francisco to do stuff.  DO pay attention, as some events just arise organically from the bottom up!&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Want to host your event at Noisebridge?&#039;&#039;&#039; We like seeing classes and talks on interesting things pertaining to various subjects of hacking. Most of all, we like seeing familiar faces. Please participate in the space and our [[Meetings|weekly Tuesday meetings]] to see if we&#039;re the right audience for what you want to share before announcing a new event. Additionally, please see our [[Hosting an Event|events hosting page]] for suggestions on how to use Noisebridge for your event/class/workshop.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Upcoming Events &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&amp;amp;action=edit&amp;amp;section=2 edit]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt; ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- Please read our &amp;quot;Hosting an Event&amp;quot; page and possibly follow some of the guidelines there before posting your event here https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Hosting_an_Event&lt;br /&gt;
It&#039;s smart (read this as highly RECOMMENDED!) to add in a link to a wiki page with more information about your event, and a way to contact the event organizer(s). Thanks!&lt;br /&gt;
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Please see the current postings at our [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] for events that are in the active process of being formed and may not yet have made it here.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;!-- &#039;&#039;None listed at present.&#039;&#039; --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Saturday, June 13th, 2015, 12pm to 2pm:&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Godwaffle_13_Jun_2015|GODWAFFLE NOISE PANCAKES @ Noisebridge]] -- Noisebands and vegan pancakes!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Bands:  Angst Hase Pfeffer Nase (MA), Fluorescent Grey, Vox Voxel, Glochids, Achromaticist&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Thursday, June 18th, 2015, 8pm &#039;til ___:&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Five Minutes of Fame]] -- Noisebridge&#039;s ADD Show-and-Tell; squashing octets of human awesomeness into an hour like Booleans into a packed byte.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Friday, June 26th, 2015, 7am to 6pm:&#039;&#039;&#039; [[American Library Association conference event: A Day At A Hackerspace]] (&#039;&#039;more details coming very soon ...&#039;&#039;) This all-day event at Noisebridge is an official part of the American Library Association conference.  About 40 librarians from all over the US will be at Noisebridge to learn more about hackerspaces and how forming one in their library can be beneficial for their community.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Monday, June 29th-30th, 2015, 12pm to 7pm:&#039;&#039;&#039; [https://libraryfreedomproject.org/?p=286 Unofficial American Library Association Unconference] (&#039;&#039;This Unconference will focus on issues of privacy, access, and digital rights as they relate to libraries, and will feature speaker sessions, bootcamp technology trainings, and open forums for discussion.&#039;&#039;)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Saturday, July 11th, 2015, 12pm to 2pm:&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Godwaffle_11_Jul_2015|GODWAFFLE NOISE PANCAKES @ Noisebridge]] -- Noisebands and vegan pancakes!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Bands:  XOME (Sacramento), /the Nothing/ (Roseville), The Father&#039;s, Old Million Eye &amp;amp; Infinite Plastic Internal, The Blues&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Recurring Events &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&amp;amp;action=edit&amp;amp;section=3 edit]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt; ===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Template:Recurring}} - Every week.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} - Certain weeks, e.g. 1st week only.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Template:RecurringException|-2nd}} - Except certain weeks, or other schedule exceptions.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;!-- Please check the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] and the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] for alternate locations arranged by event organizers &amp;amp; participants.&lt;br /&gt;
Please refrain from deleting others&#039; classes without first getting agreement.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; You may do this by using a valid [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] email address, or else by going anonymous if you really must.&lt;br /&gt;
Please read our &amp;quot;Hosting an Event&amp;quot; page and possibly follow some of the guidelines there before posting your event herehttps://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Hosting_an_Event&lt;br /&gt;
It&#039;s smart (read this as highly RECOMMENDED!) to add in a link to a wiki page with more information about your event, and a way to contact the event organizer(s)Thanks!&lt;br /&gt;
Large turnout events should be written in &#039;&#039;&#039;bold&#039;&#039;&#039;--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==== Mondays ====&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} &#039;&#039;&#039;7:30 pm - 10:00 pm [[Circuit Hacking Mondays]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:black&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;!-- (Early start of 3:00pm on Monday holidays.)--&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;padding-left: 30px; max-width: 725px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;- Learn to solder! And make cool things with electronics. [[User:maltman23|Mitch]], J, Rolf, [[User:Miloh|Miloh]], [[User:Cedric|Cedric]], Cheng, Greg, and/or a host of others will bring kits-for-purchase to make cool, hackable things for all skill levels that you can bring home after you make them! Many designed for &#039;&#039;&#039;absolute beginners&#039;&#039;&#039;! Bring your own projects to hack! Bring things to fix! All ages. All are welcome! See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] and the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} &#039;&#039;&#039;8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[Front-end Web Development]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Learn HTML/CSS/JS. A series of talks on different topics every week, taught in the Church classroom. Recap of last week&#039;s material starts at &#039;&#039;&#039;7:30 pm&#039;&#039;&#039;. Join the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/webdev WebDev list] or the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for updates.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Take Out the Trash Night -- Round One]] Be sure to put bins out by midnight as the trash truck comes between 1:30 to 2:30am.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm &#039;&#039;&#039;[[PyClass|Intermediate Python with PyClass]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Crash course in the Python standard library. Monday session is held in Turing Classroom.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== Tuesdays ====&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--* {{Template:Recurring}} &#039;&#039;&#039;6:00 pm - 7:00 pm [[Hack_and_Tell| Hack and Tell]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - We want you to share your projects, eat snacks and get acquainted.  Casual meet and greet for all.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} &#039;&#039;&#039;7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [http://www.railsschool.org Ruby and Rails class]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Seminar and workshop for learning everything about Ruby, Rails, and web application development (Church classroom). See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} &#039;&#039;&#039;7:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[Gamebridge|Gamebridge Unityversity Unity Game Dev Tuesdays]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Beginner-friendly Unity C# game development class and game developer meetup, art design writing and audio all welcome! Learn how to mentor and help teach game dev. (Turing classroom). See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} &#039;&#039;&#039;7:30 pm [[Meetings|Noisebridge Weekly Meeting]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Introducing new people and events to the space, general discussion, and decision-making on key issues. &#039;&#039;&#039;This is your space, folks. Come on out here in person to express what you think about what&#039;s going on with it!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Wednesdays ====&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--* 4:00 pm - 5:30 pm [[hackaway Microcontrollers: Module 1]] (Church Classroom) POSTPONED until January 2015 - New series for middle school and high school students. Introduction to electronics, prototyping, and programming.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 6:00 pm - 8:00pm SF-LUG Weekly Linux Discussion Group, held in the Turing classroom.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm [[Digital Archivists]] - Learn how to scan books and help build book scanners.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringException|alternating monthly}} 7:00 pm - 9:30 pm &#039;&#039;&#039;Next NB meetup 25th Feb, alternating monthly between SF and South Bay&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Cyberspectrum|Cyberspectrum: Software Defined Radio Meetup]] in Hackatorium &#039;&#039;&#039;(new)&#039;&#039;&#039;: A place to learn and exchange ideas about SDR. Presentations on concepts, mystery signals, hardware/software and cool applications.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st&amp;amp;3rd}} 7:30-10  in Church room. Bi-monthly presentation and discussion of personal and expressive art made with software programming and other materials by fellow artist/technologists. See info here: [http://www.meetup.com/with-software-art/ With (software) art();] meetup.  First meetup June 3!  Art = Aletheia + Techne.&amp;lt;small&amp;gt; Please communicate with leader [jeffg@inventivity.com Jeffrey Greenberg] in advance to present.&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[DreamTeam| Dream Team Neuro Hackery]] - EEG research &amp;amp; development project with general interest in sleep, dreaming, creative intelligence, and many loosely related topics such as: neurophysiology, signal processing, cognitive neuroscience, and (especially) hacking code and devices for data acquisition and analysis.  Join us at the [[CollaborationStation]] (near the Hackatorium).  Expect general discussion around 8 PM - usually moving along by 9 PM to focus on more technical aspects of current project.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== &#039;&#039;Super&#039;&#039; Thursdays! ====&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Trash Night -- Round Two]]  - Take out the trash for Friday morning! Do it by midnight as truck comes 1:30-2:30am.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} 6:00 pm - 9:00 pm [[FreeBSD|Friends of FreeBSD]] welcomes all skill levels to learn more about FreeBSD, to actually &#039;&#039;&#039;use&#039;&#039;&#039; and help promote the FreeBSD project, and to get involved in preventing this operating system from dying.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|2nd}}{{Template:RecurringNumbered|4th}} 6:30 pm - 7:30 pm &#039;&#039;&#039;[http://www.meetup.com/San-Francisco-Bootstrappers SF Bootstrappers Office Hours @ Noisebridge] - Come to Noisebridge 2nd and 4th Thursdays 6:30 - 7:30 and get the kickstart you need to solve your most burning problem.This is a group for experts to help novices and novices to get the much needed advice they need on their projects&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- * {{Template:Recurring}} 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[UavGroup]] - Weekly meetup to collaborate on unmanned aerial vehicles. (2B or !2B?) --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm &#039;&#039;&#039;[[PyClass|Intermediate Python with PyClass]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Crash course in the Python standard library. Thursday is held in Church Classroom.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} {{Template:RecurringException|-3rd}} 7:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[3D Thursday]] Weekly meetup (non-3rd-thursdays) at Noisebridge focusing on 3D Printers, CNC machines, FabLabs, and replicating machines of all kinds.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[Front-end_Web_Development#Lab|Front-end Web Development Lab]] - Understand by doing! A recap of Monday&#039;s lecture in workshop form - and a good time for one-on-one help with the material. Meets in Turing.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} &#039;&#039;&#039;7:00 pm [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&#039;&#039;&#039; a.k.a. 5MoF - lightning 5min talks every 3rd Thursday of the month&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|every other}} 7:00 pm [[Freecon]] - Free software conference&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Fridays ====&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|5th}}  6:00 pm - 8:00 pm [[Computerology]] in Turing or  [[CollaborationStation]], understanding and using computers&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|5th}}  8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[FUN Tutoring]] @ [[CollaborationStation]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Saturdays ====&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 1:00 pm - 2:00 pm [[CPP Class]] discussion in Hackitorum/Fox Lounge/Church. Currently looking for folks wanting to help plan out lessons.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- * {{Template:RecurringException|TBA}} 12:00 pm - 6:00 pm &#039;&#039;&#039;[[modular|Modular and Analog Synth Workshop]]&#039;&#039;&#039; NEXT WORKSHOP TBA Learn the basics of analog synthesis on a modular synth with Douglas. we will meet in Church. (2B or !2B?) --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Sundays ====&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 12:30 pm - 7:30 pm [[Dungeons and Dragons]] in Church, currently looking for new players.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringException|alternating monthly}} 1:00 pm Monthly Lock Sport Collaboration: Come learn how to pick locks and learn more about them with the [http://www.tooolsf.org/ SF Bay Area chapter] of [http://toool.us/ TOOOL]. The group meets on alternating  months at Noisebridge and in San Jose. Check the [https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/tooolsf-announce TOOOL SF announcement list] for details. &lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 12pm - 2 pm [[(affiliated_with)_Women_Who_Code_Algorithms_Study_Group|Algorithms Study Group]] Church or Turing - whiteboarding + looking at fun computer science topics. we want to make interviewing for code interviews fun and even continue our algorithms skills when we are not interviewing. affiliated with Women Who Code but men are welcome too!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--* {{Template:one time} 1pm - 2:30 pm [[March Against Monsanto]] )) --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|2nd}} 2:00 pm [[BAHA]] - [http://baha.bitrot.info Bay Area Hacker&#039;s Association] - security meeting&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 3:00 pm [[Go]] - Playing of the Go board game. On nice days we often take the boards to Dolores Park and play there.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{Template:Recurring}} 6:00 pm [[Plan 9]] class (if not Noisebridge check Sycamore)&lt;br /&gt;
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If you&#039;d like to contact somebody at Noisebridge regarding these Events or even the Noisebridge Wiki itself, then please send an email message to one of the Board members listed in the [[Contacts]] list, e.g., &amp;lt;secretary@noisebridge.net&amp;gt; or &amp;lt;treasurer@noisebridge.net&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Orphaned Events ===&lt;br /&gt;
These events appear to be dormant or extinct.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* SAT 10:15 - 12:10 [[Juggling with Judy!]] Note: next class is scheduled for Saturday June 29th.  Attention juggling fans!  Judy will be at the 2013 World Juggling Day celebration Saturday June 15th at Ripley&#039;s Believe It Or Not Odditorium in San Francisco Fisherman&#039;s Warf - free event begins at 1.  Come check it out!  &lt;br /&gt;
* THU 18:00 - 21:00 &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Privacy Bay]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - A monthly meetup for Bay Area folks interested in privacy. Meets in Church on the last Thursday of the month.&lt;br /&gt;
* FRI 19:00 - 21:00 [[Anarchy_101|Anarchy 101]] - a class/seminar on what anarchy is and is not, and how it impacts us as individuals and as discrete groups.&lt;br /&gt;
* SUN 13:00 [[Songbridge]]: (Bi-monthly) Learn how to make and record music with a computerWe cover midi and vst as well as multi-track recordingBring your laptop.&lt;br /&gt;
* 20:00 - 22:00 [[Noise~_Wednesday | Noise~ Wed]] - Graphical media programming with Max/MSP/Jitter&lt;br /&gt;
* 19:00 [[Tahoe-LAFS]] - Occasional meetup of users and/or developers of the Least Authority File System.&lt;br /&gt;
* 14:00 - 16:00 Android Developer Support Group - Meet up with other app developers in the library for a lightly structured knowledge-share.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Proposed Future Events and Classes === &lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Sound Science]] A potential monthly lecture/demonstration series on the little known science behind sound reproductionTopics to include: Transducer Physics(speakers and mics), Room Acoustics, Signal Path and Cabling,Loudspeaker design 101, Music Production Tips for Big Sound, and How to make a small system sound HUGEEach session to include hands on projects like making speakers from stuff lying around, Non-Newtonian bass monsters, and ez speaker mods for anyoneIf interested contact the new guy-&amp;gt; MattLong8 at gmail dot com, 805 four five three - six zero nine seven &lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Modular Synthesis]] a bi-weekly (or monthly) group devoted to modular synthesizers&amp;gt; workshop will include modular sound synthesis styles and techniques, a study of different modules and their functions, ie voltage controlled oscillator, voltage controlled filter, low frequency oscillator, envelope generator ect and how these modules interact with each other, what control voltage and triggers are..... as well as one on one time for each student with the modular, which is a 60 space large format Moog style modular synthesizer with big knobs and 1/4 jacks   including performance and other awesomeness by Douglas. contact Douglas at greenshoos at gmail dotcom&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[VideoHacking]] a weekly video/video art devoted hacker group, including experiments in the 3D vr realm...if interested contact julialc4@gmail.com&lt;br /&gt;
:Wednesdays at 21:00 [[Brewing Bridge]] - Malakkar Proposal: Learn how to make your drinks fun AND antibacterial, using yeastThis will be recurring if enough interest or need is presentAssociated items - what to do with brewing leftovers, and brewers sample hour, etc.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Probability]] - Weekly probability study group based on [http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/electrical-engineering-and-computer-science/6-041-probabilistic-systems-analysis-and-applied-probability-spring-2006/related-resources/ Fundamentals of Applied Probability Theory] by Al Drake&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Mandarin Corner|Mandarin]] - Learn or practice Mandarin, all levels. Also currently on hiatus. Get on the mailing list.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Movie Night!]] - [[User:ThOMG|Thom]] wants to build community through nerdy sci-fi! (+Bill+Ted+Excellence++) (how about a Friday hacker movie night? -[[User:Carl|Carl]])&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Introduction to the AVR Microcontroller]] - [[User:Mightyohm|Jeff]] and [[User:Maltman23|Mitch]] are planning an introductory class for people wanting to make cool projects with AVRs.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Basic Chemistry Lab Techniques]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Cuddle Puddle for the Economy]] - Stress-hacking with informal massage exchange.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Milk and Cookies]] - Come read your favorite selections out loudWith Milk and Cookies (and yeah, probably beer too).&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Processing Workshop 2]] - [[User:Scmurray|Scott]] is interested in teaching this, and is busy thinking about what, where, when, why, and how.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;:  [[Hack your Hardware]] -- We call BS on &amp;quot;no user-serviceable parts inside&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Homebrew Instruction Class]] - The Wort (pt 1/3)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Trip to Shooting Range]] - Field trip to a shooting range, to shoot guns Express interest at [[Trip to Shooting Range]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Surface Mount Soldering Workshop]] - Learn how to solder cicuits with small surface mount parts [[User:maltman23|Mitch Altman]] and Martin Bogomolni and others will show their tricks [[User:maltman23|Mitch]] will bring hackable kits that uses surface mounts for you to solder&amp;lt;-YES!(mattlong8 at gmail dot com)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Version control tutorial]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Foreign language learning for rocket scientists]] - I&#039;m near-native (fool people when I try) in (French and) Japanese, and a pro trans/terpreter and will share my shortcuts (skill-order, vocab, speed/articulation, translation≅grammar)No expertise on tonal languages yet..so if you know how to remember tones or how tone-sandhi interacts with speed and/or how nuances of speaker attitude are expressed in them (what we do with rythm/inflection/sentence-intonation and stress in Eng., and with particles and ??? in e.gCantonese) please chime in or call me (415-608-0564) so I can convey your wisdom[also looking for a from-scratch Arabic partner]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Getting started with Arduino]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Distributed Databases]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Node.js Beginners Session]] - Interested in learning about Node.js? I amMaybe these guys want to teach it: http://www.meetup.com/Joyent-Cloud-User-Group/events/81311542/&lt;br /&gt;
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:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Scrum Club]] - I though I&#039;d test the waters and see if anyone was interested in a noisebridge scrum club details are here http://scrumclub.org/scrum-clubs/ if inturested hit me up twitter: @theabcasian, facebook: http://www.facebook.com/theabcasian&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[CNC Mill Workshop]] - Who wants to make stuff on the [[MaxNCMill]]?&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Math &amp;amp; Science Help]] - If you would like some math, science or engineering help, I&#039;m down to lend a hand.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Cyborg Group|Cyborg Group / Sensebridge]] - Work on projects like artificial senses Someone needs to lead this!&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[OpenEEG]] - Brain techHas historically met on Sundays, at the behest of interested parties.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Programming_for_Poets | Programming for Poets]] -  Gentle intro to programming using Processing&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[World Builders &amp;amp; Simgineers]] -  Work together to create a beautiful &amp;amp; open virtual world &amp;amp; platform.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[PlunderBridge]] -  Metal detecting, detector technology &amp;amp; treasure hunting expeditions.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Ruby Mining]] -  Ruby on Rails basics, interactive working group&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[MoinMoin Wiki]] -  MoinMoin Wiki (details see there)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Noisebridge Fundraiser 2013]]&lt;br /&gt;
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= Past Events =&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===2014===&lt;br /&gt;
*{{event&lt;br /&gt;
|time         = Sunday, September 23, 5:00pm&lt;br /&gt;
|title        = How to Start a Startup MOOC Lecture Viewings&lt;br /&gt;
|description  = We would get together to watch the lectures together and conduct discussion and networking afterwards. http://startupclass.samaltman.com/&lt;br /&gt;
|}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===2013===&lt;br /&gt;
*{{event&lt;br /&gt;
|time         = Friday, August 9, 5:00pm&lt;br /&gt;
|title        = Noisebridge Party Setup&lt;br /&gt;
|description  = Volunteers will be preparing the space for Saturday&#039;s show.  There are no scheduled conflicts; you might be asked to move multiple times by someone pushing a broom and assembling a raised stage simultaneously.&lt;br /&gt;
|}}&lt;br /&gt;
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*{{event&lt;br /&gt;
|time         = Saturday, August 10, 4:00pm&lt;br /&gt;
|title        = Noisebridge &amp;quot;______ the Bridge&amp;quot; Party&lt;br /&gt;
|description  =  &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#ff00ff; background:##ff00ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt; a summer fundraising party for Noisebridge, which YOU are invited to!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|suggested donation = $10, but no one turned away for lack of funds&lt;br /&gt;
|}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*{{event&lt;br /&gt;
|time         = Sunday, August 11, 2:00pm&lt;br /&gt;
|title        = Bay Area Hackers&#039; Association Meeting&lt;br /&gt;
|description  = Jon Callas presenting on [[BAHA/2013-08-11|Secure Communications, Privacy, Counter-Surveillance]].&lt;br /&gt;
|}}&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Wednesday, May 22, 7.00 pm: Instructables Build Night&#039;&#039;&#039; - Bare Conductive, Instructables will supply Bare Conductive paint pens and pizza. Come experiment with the paint and post some Instructables. This is a FREE event.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2012===&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;December 20, Thursday, 20:00 - 22:00 - [[5MoF|5 Minutes of Fame]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Following up on its triumphant return in November, 5MoF is back with another showcase of lightning talks &amp;amp; other good stuff, with your host Sir Danny O&#039;Brien! Details TBA&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Tuesday Feb14th, 18:00 to 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; ZiP MegaZine releases its inaugural issue with &#039;&#039;&#039;My Noisy Valentine&#039;&#039;&#039; Zine Release Microparty in the Noisebridge cafeFor more info follow [[zine | this]] link.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Wednesday, Jan30, 20:00-22:00&#039;&#039;&#039; [[zine|ZiP]] meeting for zine-makers &amp;amp; others with an interest in printing &amp;amp; self-publishingThe meeting 1/30/13 is our first since mid-2012We plan to hold them regularly from now on at this time (Wednesday 8pm)This meeting will be informal &amp;amp; will probably take place in the printing/lasercutter area of the hackerspace.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===2011===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;September 11th 14:00 to 17:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - The San Francisco Chapter of the Open Organisation Of Lockpickers and Bay Area Hacker&#039;s Association present a joint meeting on [https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Locksport locksport]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;August 4, 7PM, Thursday&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://zeidman.net Bob Zeidman] will be giving a talk on video games and intellectual property, hosted by TheMADEHe will also speak about IP infringement cases.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;August 9, 6:30PM, Tuesday&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://www.meetup.com/makesf/events/26413241/ Make:SF] - Chris Jefferies will speak about the wireless sensor kit he is developing and we are bringing back our all star soldering kits.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;April 13th, 19:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Kombucha fermentation class with [[BioBridge]] &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;April 7th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[In-Depth|Noisebridge: In-Depth]] Our monthly lecture and round tableThis month&#039;s speaker will be Aragorn! his lecture will be &amp;quot;Anarchism &amp;amp; technology: An unbridgeable chasm&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;April 4th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Camp KDE PartyCome and meet part of the KDE North America community and get a quick overview of this year&#039;s [http://camp.kde.org/ Camp KDE] conferenceThere will be beer&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;April 3rd, 16:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - NoiseCaching: Meet-up to build some geocaches, and talk about making geocoinsThen we&#039;ll head out to find some local caches and place caches we made[http://www.geocaching.com More info about Geocaching here]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;March 20th, 19:00&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Hack Politics]] meetup -- the first meetup to figure out how we in the hacker community can effectively mobilize and create meaningful change in these interesting times&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;March 12th, 12:00-18:00 - Noisebridge Hackathon!&#039;&#039;&#039; Second Saturday Hackathon is a casual monthly event dedicated to working on the space or relevant projects and building community This is a great time to get feedback or help on any projects you have been considering that center around the space, culture, and infrastructure of Noisebridge You can also help with existing projects and find out ways to get involved.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;March 10, Thursday, 19:00 - Group Grammar Clinic&#039;&#039;&#039; - Church Classroom - Donations gladly accepted - A clinic for grammar and writing evaluationPlease bring your web/social or technical writing for us to evaluateBring your laptop as well Collaboration groupware possibly provided(Please suggest groupware software to use if you wish)Constructive feedback from other group members is encouraged so that this clinic is a group process- Facilitator: [[User:Owen|Owen]] (opietro@yahoo.com)&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;March 9th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Ferment and filter a mash! [[fermentation logs]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===2010===&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Sunday, August 22, 19:00 CLUB-MATE DROPOFF AND TASTING PARTY&#039;&#039;&#039; Nick Farr will be in town to drop off Club-Mate ordered by San Franciscans!&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;June 5th, 12:00-19:00 - [[NoiseBridgeRehab]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Help make the space more usable and accessible! Noisebridge needs your help!&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;June 5th, 16:00-20:00 - [[Science For Juggalos]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Science Fair in front of the Warfield Theater teaching magnetism to Juggalos&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;June 6th, 15:00 - [[AVC Meetup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Entrepreneurial bonding &amp;amp; matchmaking&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;June 9th, 21:00 - Your liver supports Noisebridge&#039;&#039;&#039; - Come to Elixir @ 16th &amp;amp; Guerrero anytime after 21:00 and drink, drink, drink! 50% of tips go to Noisebridge&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;February 27th, 20:00 - [[Hacker EPROM]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Noisebridge&#039;s first prom! Nice tie and a (robot) date requiredWe will have a DJ and punch.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;February 24th, 19:00, Wednesday - Joris Peels, of [http://www.shapeways.com Shapeways]&#039;&#039;&#039;, and expert on 3D printing, will give a [[ShaperwaysPresentation | talk and demonstration]] at Noisebridge!.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;February 23rd, 18:00 - Cleaning day&#039;&#039;&#039; - Come and help clean Noisebridge, because everyone loves a clean hack space.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;February 12th, 21:00 - visit from Steve Jackson&#039;&#039;&#039;Game designer [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jackson_%28US_game_designer%29 Steve Jackson], founder of Steve Jackson Games, will visit Noisebridge.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 27th, 18:00-20:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Workshop]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] (contact [[User:Gpvillamil|Gian Pablo]] for more info)&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 27th, 20:00-22:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Performance]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] - &amp;quot;Celebrate a night of new sound that will change your idea of music forever!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 25th, 19:30 - [[Bag Porn]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - What&#039;s in your bag?&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 20th, 19:00-21:00 - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat/about Bay Categories &amp;amp; Types]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Categories, monoids, monads, functors and more! Held in the Alonzo Church classroom.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 20th, 19:00 - [[User Experience Book Club SF]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Our book this month is &amp;quot;A Theory of Fun for Game Design&amp;quot; by Raph Koster - http://is.gd/6sEqw (meets in Turing)&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 21st, 20:00 - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Monthly set of lightning talks on diverse topics&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 22nd, 17:00 - [[CleaningParty| Cleaning Party]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Come help clean up Noisebridge! Awsum fun!&lt;br /&gt;
* ...January 14th,16th, and 17th 1:00- ??? Build Out day for kitchen/bathroom/laundry bring yourself and a good attitude, learn a few things as well&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 15th, 18:00 - [[CNC_Mill_Workshop]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Learn to use the CNC mill for 2D engraving and circuit board routing&lt;br /&gt;
* Thursdays 17:00 [[ASL Group|American Sign Language]] - Learn how to talk without using your voice (or just come chat in ASL)&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[http://whenisgood.net/noisebridge/asl/generic click to reschedule]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===2009===&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 18th, 19:30&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Dorkbot_2009_11_18|Dorkbot]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 19th, 18:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Mesh meetup]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 19th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 20th, 18:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Loud Objects [http://www.flickr.com/photos/createdigitalmedia/3428249036/ Noise Toy workshop].&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 20th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Performance by [http://www.loudobjects.com/ Loud Objects], (featuring Tristan Perich and Lesley Flanigan) and [http://www.myspace.com/jibkidder Jib Kidder].&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-11-05&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://www.server-sky.com/ Server Sky presentation: Internet and Computation in Orbit] by Keith Lofstrom&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-11-05&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Mesh meetup]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-11-02&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[French]] book club meeting to discuss  [http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/2842612892/ref=ord_cart_shr?_encoding=UTF8&amp;amp;m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;amp;v=glance Une Si Longue Lettre]&lt;br /&gt;
: &#039;&#039;&#039; October 1st, 18:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Wireless_Mesh_Network_Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]&lt;br /&gt;
: &#039;&#039;&#039; October 1st, 19:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat Bay Area Categories and Types]&lt;br /&gt;
: &#039;&#039;&#039;2009-10-03&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Year 1 Open Hacker House]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Friday&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[CrazyCryptoNight]] - Discussion of cryptography for beginners through experts6-???&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Sunday&#039;&#039;&#039; : [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] Sundays, at 3-5pm.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Monday&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[German]] - Learn German, all levels7pm beginners, 8pm advancedRSVP 24 hours in advance for the benefit of the instructorEvents ran May-November 2009Currently on Thursdays at 8Get on the mailing list.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Tuesday&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Haskell/Haschool]] - Learn Haskell with Jason Dusek 6PM - 7:30PM, from May until we&#039;re all experts.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Wednesday&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Adobe_Lightroom|Adobe Lightroom]] - Become a more organized photographerWeekly class (mostly held off site).&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Thursday&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Professional VFX Compositing With Adobe After Effects]] - Taught by [[User:SFSlim|Aaron Muszalski]]7:30PM - 10PM, most Thursdays in May &amp;amp; June &amp;amp; ? (click through dammit)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-09-17&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]] 3D Edition&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-09-17&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Wireless Mesh Network Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-08-20&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]] One Dee Edition&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-07-16&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]] Zero Dee&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-07-02 - 2009-07-05&#039;&#039;&#039;: [http://toorcamp.org Toorcamp]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-07-01&#039;&#039;&#039;: Noisedroid meeting to discuss location logging on Android platform (and other stuff too, I&#039;m sure)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-30&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Powerbocking Class|Powerbocking class]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-30&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;Suing Telemarketers for Fun and Profit&amp;quot; (Toorcamp talk preview)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-28&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;Meditation for Hackers&amp;quot; (Toorcamp workshop preview)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-18&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-15&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Eagle Workshop]]  Session two of the Eagle CAD workshop.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-13&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[RoboGames 2009]] Noisebridge had a booth staffed by vounteers, great fun!&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-05-21&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-27&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[EagleCAD workshop]] -- learn to use this CAD tool for printed circuit board design&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-16&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]] April showers &amp;amp; flowers edition&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-11&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[RFID Hacking]] weekend workshop  (this event moved from the original March date)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-05&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[First aid and CPR class]] Learning how to not only not die, but also reduce scarring!&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-03&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Sudo pop]] 2PM and onMaking the first batch of a Noisebridge label yerba mate-niated rootbrew, gratis and DIY&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-03-26&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] first meet up for this new group: 8 pm&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-03-19&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-03-12&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[OpenBTS and GSM]] talk by David Burgess&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-02-14&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Open Heart Workshop]] Valentine&#039;s Day blinkyheart soldering party! &lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-02-13&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Time-t_Party|&amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;time_t&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; Party]] to celebrate 1,234,567,890 since the Unix epoch.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-02-09&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Spanish learning at 8:30]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-02-05&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[PGP Key Workshop]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-01-31&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===2008===&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-12-27&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[25C3]] Chaos Computer Congress in Berlin&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-12-20 &amp;amp; 21&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Creme Brulee]] Workshop on creating a french dessert, with bonus propane torch.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-12-17 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Machine Learning]] Birds-of-a-feather&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-24&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Circuit Hacking Monday]] circuit design workshop&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-21, 7pm&#039;&#039;&#039;:[[Milk and Cookies]] -- [[User:Dmolnar|David Molnar]] hosts Milk and Cookies at 83CBring a short 5-7minute thing to read to othersBring a potluck cookie/snack/drink if you likeDavid will bring milk and cookies.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-17, 7:30pm&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Basic Bicycle Maintain]] - [[User:rubin110|Rubin]] and [[User:rigel|rigel]] hate it when we see a bike that isn&#039;t maintainedScreechy chains and clacking derailleur can go to hellBasic bike tune up, sharing the smarts on simple things you can do at home to make your ride suck a whole lot less.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-16, 5:00pm&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[RepRap Soldering Party]] - help assemble RepRap!  RSVPs required on wiki! [[User:Adi|adi]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-16, 3:00pm&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Oscilloscopes]] - Learn how to use this versatile tool to test electronic circuits Maximum 6 slots, please sign up ahead of time! [[User:dstaff|dstaff]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-10-31&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Halloween Open House]] - NoiseBridge&#039;s own [[PPPC]] threw an awesome open house/halloween galaPost pictures if you got &#039;em!&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-10-25&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Soldering Workshop]] and Pumpkin Hackin&#039; - Learn to solder for total newbies (or learn to solder better!), including surface mountAdditionally, carve your halloween pumpkins and enjoy some experimental pumpkin pie and/or soup.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-10-07&#039;&#039;&#039;: (tuesday before meeting) - Etch a circuit boardI&#039;ll be trying a photo resist etching and a basic printed mask etchingThis is step 1/3 for a project called &amp;quot;annoying USB thingie&amp;quot; which will execute pre-defined keystrokes by sneaking a tiny USB dongle onto a victim^h^h^h^h^h buddy&#039;s computer.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-09-13&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Processing Workshop]] — Learn this very easy-to-use programming language! - [[Processing Workshop Report]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-02-16&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Brain Machine Workshop|Brain Machine Making Workshop]]: Our first hardware sprint!&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Top level]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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We should take a little bit of Noisebridge to MakerFaire, the world should be so lucky.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== TLDR: Come to Noisebridge Thursdays 19:00 - 22:00 and help make this a thing. We need makers, presenters, and teachers.===&lt;br /&gt;
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Contact [[user:jarrod|Jarrod]] hicksu@gmail.com or message me on Slack for more details&lt;br /&gt;
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= Booth Pics and Table =&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Here are some preview pictures of our setup for Maker Faire this year. There are a few more tweaks underway, but this is mostly all there.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:MakerFaire_2015booth01.jpg|none|640px|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:MakerFaire_2015booth02.jpg|none|640px|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Here are some photos of the completed &amp;quot;Noise^2&amp;quot; exhibition table.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:MakerFaire_2015table01.jpg|none|640px|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:MakerFaire_2015table02.jpg|none|640px|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
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= lolwut? =&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Noisebridge is an important resource for people to learn and make. We are more than a &amp;quot;makerspace&amp;quot;, we are a community with a social mission to bring educative and creative autonomy to as many as possible. We have had a rough patch but we have done some good work during the recent [[Reboot]] to work toward this mission and &#039;&#039;&#039;it is time to attract some attention.&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
People are getting projects done here and this public hackspace thing may still be a good idea. Let us use this upcoming MakerFaire to get people to come to Noisebridge and to come back to Noisebridge. Let&#039;s connect with other Hackerspaces and strengthen our relationships. Let&#039;s meet other hackers and makers, and bring projects into our space so that others may learn from them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
See the Build Night recapitulations at the bottom of this page for progress.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Further event info is at http://makerfaire.com/&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= Event Location, Schedule, and Volunteers =&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===LOCATION===&lt;br /&gt;
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San Mateo Event Center&lt;br /&gt;
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1346 Saratoga Drive, San Mateo, CA 94403&lt;br /&gt;
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===EVENT SCHEDULE===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Please make a note of what what dates and times you are available. If possible add contact information, or email it to Jarrod ( hicksu@gmail.com )&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====SETUP====&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=====Thursday, May 14: 10am - 8pm=====&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
# Jarrod, 10a - 8p, hicksu@gmail.com&lt;br /&gt;
# J, 10a - 8p&lt;br /&gt;
# john  10a -6p, georgejetsonforever@gmail.com&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=====Friday, May 15: 7:30am - 12:30pm=====&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
# Jarrod, 7:30 - 12:30&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=====Saturday, May 16: 7:30am - 09:30am=====&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
# Jarrod, 8:30 - 9:30&lt;br /&gt;
# Olivier&lt;br /&gt;
# Mohammed&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=====Sunday, May 17: 8:00am - 09:30am=====&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
# Jarrod, 8:30 - 9:30&lt;br /&gt;
# Mohammed &lt;br /&gt;
# Olivier&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====SHOWTIMES====&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=====Friday, May 15: 1pm - 7pm=====&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
# Jarrod, 1 - 7&lt;br /&gt;
# john&lt;br /&gt;
# Noisebridge Digital Archivist Representative&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=====Saturday, May 16: 10am - 8pm=====&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
#Jarrod, 10a - 8p&lt;br /&gt;
#john &lt;br /&gt;
#Mohammed&lt;br /&gt;
#Olivier&lt;br /&gt;
#Teapot&lt;br /&gt;
# Noisebridge Digital Archivist Representative&lt;br /&gt;
#Carl&lt;br /&gt;
# Torrie&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=====Sunday, May 17: 10am - 6pm=====&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
#Jarrod, 10a - 6p&lt;br /&gt;
#john &lt;br /&gt;
#Olivier&lt;br /&gt;
#Mohammed&lt;br /&gt;
#Teapot&lt;br /&gt;
# Noisebridge Digital Archivist Representative&lt;br /&gt;
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====BREAKDOWN====&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=====Sunday, May 17: 7pm - 9pm=====&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
#Jarrod, 7p - 9p&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
#Olivier&lt;br /&gt;
#Mohammed&lt;br /&gt;
#Teapot (probably)&lt;br /&gt;
#Noisebridge Digital Archivist Representative&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= All about that booth =&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The plan is have a good time and to pack a whole bunch of Noisebridge into a 10&#039; x 10&#039; space. Within MakerFaire we are going to do our best to create a mini Hackspace that will support the ideas and creations that others will bring. Here is the idea:&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Noisebridge_MakerFaire_Booth_AXON.jpg|1024px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Essentially we are creating a place where people can hack during the show and &#039;&#039;&#039;the ultimate exhibit is our community and our projects&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nevertheless, the base for this space is going to be some custom furniture pieces that will be made at Noisebridge, with love, for hacking. (When all you know is design and woodworking, every answer tends to be custom furniture). The centerpiece of this affair so far, is a new work table with built in power outlets and a bright flashy Noisebridge logo on the top. A table that people can pull up a chair to and start working on a project. If there are other things that we should try to incorporate into a hacking table, let us know. The back of the booth is a set of rearrangeable cabinets that will store tools and projects for use during the show and support and audio/video system for demonstrations and presentation during the show.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Here are more specific plans for the booth furniture, I recommend the .pdf:&lt;br /&gt;
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https://noisebridge.net/images/2/24/Noisebridge_MakerFaire_Booth.pdf&lt;br /&gt;
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UPDATED NB Logo Channel drawing: [[file:Noisebridge_MakerFaire_Booth_TableDetail_REV_01.pdf]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Noisebridge_MakerFaire_Booth.jpg|1024px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The .pdf of the current working drawings for for the table that we are building is here:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://noisebridge.net/images/a/a7/Noisebridge_MakerFaire_Table.pdf&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Every Thursday 19:00 to 22:00&#039;&#039;&#039; we will meet at Noisebridge, likely in the shop, to work on building things for the booth. This includes the furniture and whatever else is being prepped for MakerFaire. Updates to this process will be posted on the mailing list and the blog.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Well made furniture /= mini hackerspace, we need participation!=== &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;how do we demonstrate Noisebridge in a 10&#039; x 10&#039; area, is it possible to also enjoy this?&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* help build out the booth, add to it, decorate it, make it better, make it more &#039;Noisebridge&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* lend/bring your projects, demonstrate your projects, and teach others you know&lt;br /&gt;
* work on projects at the show, and have projects for others to work on&lt;br /&gt;
* spread the word about us needing help and get people to come meet us.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Pre-MakerFaire Noisebridge Maker Meet and Greet ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ideally, everyone would get to go down to MakerFaire and check out the neat stuff. For those that can&#039;t we should have an event to bring in Makers who are in town to talk about their projects and meet up with other hackers/makers. I&#039;m thinking a special Five minutes of Fame and a mellow cocktail party.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Schedules and Specifics ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thank you for getting this far. This isn&#039;t worked out yet, but soon. You could help with this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Planned projects for Display and Presentations/Demonstrations ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Scotty&#039;s Land Yacht, Julio&#039;s LED aquarium, book scanner,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= Build Night Recapitulations =&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Initial resin test casting - [[Maker Faire Build Night 2015-02-12|Maker Faire Build Night 2015-02-12]]&lt;br /&gt;
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LED installing and light testing - [[Maker_Faire_Build_Night_2015-02-26|Maker Faire Build Night 2015-02-26]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Additional resin text and table start - [[Maker_Faire_Build_Night_2015-03-05|Maker Faire Build Night 2015-03-05]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Additional resin test results and table top continues - [[Maker_Faire_Build_Night_2015-03-12|Maker Faire Build Night 2015-03-12]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Routerpocalypse - [[Maker_Faire_Build_Night_2015-03-19|Maker Faire Build Night 2015-03-19]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Substructure Assembly begins - [[Maker_Faire_Build_Night_2015-03-26|Maker Faire Build Night 2015-03-26]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Substructure Assembly Continues - [[Maker_Faire_Build_Night_2015-04-02|Maker Faire Build Night 2015-04-02]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Substructure wrap up and beginning of LEDs and Electrical - [[Maker_Faire_Build_Night_2015-04-16|Maker Faire Build Night 2015-04-16]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Resin Pour! and electrical wiring finish - [[Maker_Faire_Build_Night_2015-04-23|Maker Faire Build Night 2015-04-23]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Resin top, soldering, and table wood working completed. - [[Maker_Faire_Build_Night_2015-04-30|Maker Faire Build Night 2015-04-30]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= Parts and Materials Specifications (working list) =&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Wood ===&lt;br /&gt;
3/4&amp;quot; Red Oak Finish Plywood - $49.97 / 4&#039;x8&#039; sheet&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
3/4&amp;quot; C grade Douglas fir sheathing plywood - $24.97 / 4&amp;quot;x8&amp;quot; sheet&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Number 20 biscuits - ~$8.00 / 100 count&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kreg pocket screws - 24.97  /1000 count&lt;br /&gt;
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Titebond 3 wood glue $36.92 / gallon&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Casting and Finish ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The NB logo is 298in^3 or ~165 fluid ounces&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tested : Ultra-Glo epoxy resin - pigment TBD&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
May switch the the comperable but less expensive EasyCast&lt;br /&gt;
  http://www.amazon.com/Environmental-Technology-128-Ounce-Casting-Craft/dp/B004Y46G10/ref=pd_sim_hg_4?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;refRID=0STYH4AQMX1N9196CCQJ&lt;br /&gt;
  1 gallon kit is $77.60 via Amazon prime, need two kits $155.20&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Electrical and Electronics ===&lt;br /&gt;
LED Strip: WS2812B individually addressable&lt;br /&gt;
  Can be purchased from ebay or alibaba.&lt;br /&gt;
  example: http://alturl.com/eh5k6 $9.99-12.99/meter&lt;br /&gt;
  or http://www.adafruit.com/category/168 for $24.99/meter&lt;br /&gt;
  JH - We have ~16&#039; of linear distance inside the logo. So I&#039;m considering purchasing this from the ebay vendor: &lt;br /&gt;
  -- LEDs/m: 60, Board&#039;s Color: White, Waterproof Grade: Epoxy IP65, Length: 5m, Price:US $74.99&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
LED Controller/driver:&lt;br /&gt;
  Arduinos work fantastically. A Pro Mini works great and cheap.&lt;br /&gt;
  JH- https://www.sparkfun.com/products/11113 is this correct? $9.95&lt;br /&gt;
   HT- Yeah that works perfectly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Power for microcontroller and LEDs:&lt;br /&gt;
  Just need a 5v power supply of some sort, can be salvaged from existing cords by splitting the wire open and solder onto on/off switches.&lt;br /&gt;
  JH- Something like this? https://www.sparkfun.com/products/12889 $5.95&lt;br /&gt;
   HT- Yeah this works perfectly.&lt;br /&gt;
  I expect we need something separate for the LEDs. We will have &amp;gt;16 feet of them in the table.&lt;br /&gt;
   You make a good point, do you know of any electrical engineer that can do calculations on the electricity draw?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
100-1000uf capacitor:&lt;br /&gt;
  To prevent sudden power drops.&lt;br /&gt;
  https://learn.sparkfun.com/tutorials/ws2812-breakout-hookup-guide&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wiring and Power&lt;br /&gt;
  Need wiring diagram and Spec&lt;br /&gt;
  TO SPEC: breaker, outlets, wire, jbox, switches, wire nuts&lt;br /&gt;
  IEC 60320 C14 power inlet to connect to outlet inhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IEC_60320#C13.2FC14_coupler&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Tools ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Have: Typical NB Shop tools, Plate Joiner, &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Need: Router bits with bearing over the blade to help the speed and accuracy of the logo channel cuts as we increase their depth.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Software and Documentation ===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[category:Maker Faire]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Stupid_Hackathon&amp;diff=47640</id>
		<title>Stupid Hackathon</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Stupid_Hackathon&amp;diff=47640"/>
		<updated>2015-05-06T07:44:24Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;The 1st Perennial San Francisco &#039;&#039;&#039;Stupid Shit No One Needs &amp;amp; Terrible Ideas Hackathon&#039;&#039;&#039; (&amp;quot;Stupid Hackathon&amp;quot; for short) will run&lt;br /&gt;
* 2pm, May 9th to 5pm, May 10th, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
* At Noisebridge (and possibly other scatologically-friendly sites)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Volunteer! ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The hackathon needs more people to help make this shitty thing run as smoothly as possible and still be fun. &lt;br /&gt;
Helping out should ITSELF be fun (in an anal-retentive sense?), so please join the party.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Things you shitty people can do to help the hackathon:&lt;br /&gt;
* Welcoming other shitty people to Noisebridge, and showing them the lay of the land.&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling shitty t-shirts so that people will not be naked on top.&lt;br /&gt;
* Doing the standard thang of &amp;quot;making sure people&#039;s behavior isn&#039;t TOO shitty&amp;quot; (in UNexcellent ways.)&lt;br /&gt;
* ???&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The below schedule has day and time slots for all you shitty people out there. &lt;br /&gt;
Doo sign up!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Saturday, May 9th ===&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;2pm - 4pm&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
** Logan W (logan.williams@alum.mit.edu, 857-756-8623)&lt;br /&gt;
** [[User:Tdfischer|Torrie]] tdfischer@hackerbots.net&lt;br /&gt;
**&lt;br /&gt;
**&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;4pm - 6pm&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
** Logan W (logan.williams@alum.mit.edu, 857-756-8623)&lt;br /&gt;
** [[User:Tdfischer|Torrie]] tdfischer@hackerbots.net&lt;br /&gt;
**&lt;br /&gt;
**&lt;br /&gt;
**&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;6pm - 8pm&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
** rfong (rfong@mit.edu, 415-638-7951)&lt;br /&gt;
**&lt;br /&gt;
**&lt;br /&gt;
**&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;8pm - 10pm&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
** rfong (rfong@mit.edu, 415-638-7951)&lt;br /&gt;
** [[User:Tdfischer|Torrie]] tdfischer@hackerbots.net&lt;br /&gt;
**&lt;br /&gt;
**&lt;br /&gt;
**&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;10pm - 12am&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
** Josh H (joshuah@alum.mit.edu, 860-424-2108)&lt;br /&gt;
** rfong (rfong@mit.edu, 415-638-7951)&lt;br /&gt;
**&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
=== Sunday, May 10th ===&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;12am - 2am&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
** Josh H (joshuah@alum.mit.edu, 860-424-2108)&lt;br /&gt;
** Logan W (logan.williams@alum.mit.edu, 857-756-8623)&lt;br /&gt;
**&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;2am - 4am&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
** Logan W (logan.williams@alum.mit.edu, 857-756-8623)&lt;br /&gt;
**&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;4am - 6am&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
**&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;6am - 8am&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
**&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;8am - 10am&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
**&lt;br /&gt;
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**&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;10am - 12pm&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
** Logan W (logan.williams@alum.mit.edu, 857-756-8623)&lt;br /&gt;
**&lt;br /&gt;
**&lt;br /&gt;
**&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;12pm - 2pm&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
**&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;2pm - 4pm&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
**&lt;br /&gt;
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== Links ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://stupidhackathon.github.io/ Site]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.facebook.com/events/1567576990198712/ Facebook]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.eventbrite.com/e/stupid-shit-no-one-needs-terrible-ideas-hackathon-sf-tickets-16452381516 Eventbrite]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>50.185.140.203</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Five_Minutes_of_Fame&amp;diff=47590</id>
		<title>Five Minutes of Fame</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Five_Minutes_of_Fame&amp;diff=47590"/>
		<updated>2015-05-05T06:08:57Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;==What is it?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Five Minutes of Fame (5MoF) is an adaptation of CCC&#039;s Lightning Talks. Our implementation is ten five minute talks in an hour, with a short intermission so you can get another beer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Check out these 30 seconds of fame excerpts for a taste: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQUGQ3Plj-w&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==When and where does it happen?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Third Thursday of every month at 7pm/8pm, at Noisebridge, 2169 Mission St, San Francisco.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--- [[File:5MoF_flyer_111512.jpg|400px|right]] ---&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
=== Five Minutes of Fame is happening again! And it&#039;ll stick this time! ===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;The next Five Minutes of Fame is:&#039;&#039; Thursday, May 21st, 8pm!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As if you needed ANY reminder, Five Minutes of Fame is Noisebridge&#039;s ADD&lt;br /&gt;
show-and-tell, squashing octets of human awesomeness into an hour like &lt;br /&gt;
booleans in a packed byte.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
   _  _   _____ __  __  ____  ______&lt;br /&gt;
 _| || |_| ____|  \/  |/ __ \|  ____| Noisebridge 7PM/8PM third Thursdays&lt;br /&gt;
|_  __  _| |__ | \  / | |  | | |__    Six Years of Childlike Wonder and&lt;br /&gt;
 _| || |_|___ \| |\/| | |  | |  __|   Adult Technological Themes in&lt;br /&gt;
|_  __  _|___) | |  | | |__| | |      San Francisco&#039;s 548th Finest&lt;br /&gt;
  |_||_| |____/|_|  |_|\____/|_|      Hacker Show and Tell.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 _    _            _      _   _            _____  _                  _   _ &lt;br /&gt;
| |  | |          | |    | | | |          |  __ \| |                | | | |&lt;br /&gt;
| |__| | __ _  ___| | __ | |_| |__   ___  | |__) | | __ _ _ __   ___| |_| |&lt;br /&gt;
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Third Thurs, 7PM/8PM, Noisebridge, 2169 Mission St, SF, CA, Earth Prime&lt;br /&gt;
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More info: http://nburl.net/5mof&lt;br /&gt;
Get here: http://nburl.net/gethere&lt;br /&gt;
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Submit your talk now! http://5mof.net/signup/&lt;br /&gt;
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==Why are we doing this?==&lt;br /&gt;
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There are many reasons:&lt;br /&gt;
* It&#039;s great for people who are interested in what&#039;s going on at Noisebridge -- no need to sit through long lectures.&lt;br /&gt;
* Some people are working on projects that are not ready for a full 30 minute or hour long talk, but they want to get their ideas out. Maybe they need help, maybe they want to propose an idea to the Noisebridge community.&lt;br /&gt;
* Some people are shy to public speaking and want to practice without giving an &amp;quot;official&amp;quot; conference talk, which can be daunting. This is a great way to try it out, in a community of peers.&lt;br /&gt;
* San Francisco is the mecca for startups. If you&#039;re trying to sell your idea to someone, you need to be able to explain it in five minutes or less.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism#Law_of_Fives &amp;quot;The Law of Fives&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
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==How can I participate?==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Events]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Sign up to speak at 5 Minutes of Fame here! ===&lt;br /&gt;
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E-mail tdfischer AT hackerbots DOT net  and we&#039;ll add you to our list of speakers! We&#039;ll send a reminder e-mail the Monday before the event, and ask for your slide deck the night before if you plan on using one.&lt;br /&gt;
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==How can I attend?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Just show up! 2169 Mission St, San Francisco&lt;br /&gt;
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We&#039;re located at:&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Getting Here|2169 Mission St]], San Francisco&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[http://www.openstreetmap.org/?mlat=37.762352&amp;amp;mlon=-122.419372&amp;amp;zoom=16 OpenStreetMap] - [http://maps.google.com/?q=2169+Mission+Street,+94110 Google Maps]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;2 blocks South of [[Getting_Here#Getting_Here_by_BART | 16th &amp;amp; Mission BART]]&lt;br /&gt;
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If for any reason you&#039;re unable to attend, you can usually watch it live on our [http://www.ustream.tv/user/noisebridge UStream Channel].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Other Questions==&lt;br /&gt;
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Can anyone attend or speak?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;There are a limited number of slots for speakers, and members or regulars are given priority to speak about the projects they are working on. Although there are substitutes for people don&#039;t show, schedule early to be assured your 5MoF!&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;E-mail: danny AT spesh DOT com to submit your speaking proposals!&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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What if I show up late?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;If you are giving a talk, please notify me so we can rearrange the schedule. If you want to see a talk that you&#039;re going to miss, find the person who gave it and chat with them for five minutes :)&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Past 5MoFs==&lt;br /&gt;
=== 2014 ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2014_09_18 | 2014-09-18]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2014_05_15 | 2014-05-15]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2014_04_16 | 2014-04-16]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2014_03_20 | 2014-03-20]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== 2013 ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2013_02_21 | 2013-02-21]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== 2012 ===&lt;br /&gt;
=== 2011 ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2011_01_20 | 2011-01-20]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== 2010 ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_12_16 | 2010-12-16]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_11_18 | 2010-11-18]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_10_21 | 2010-10-21]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_09_16 | 2010-09-16]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_08_19 | 2010-08-19]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_07_15 | 2010-07-15]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_06_17 | 2010-06-17]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_05_20 | 2010-05-20]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_04_15 | 2010-04-15]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_03_18 | 2010-03-18]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_02_18 | 2010-02-18]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_01_21 | 2010-01-21]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== 2009 ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009_12_17 | 2009-12-17]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009_11_19 | 2009-11-19]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009_10_15 | 2009-10-15]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009-09-17 | 2009-09-17]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-08-20 | 2009-08-20]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-07-16 | 2009-07-16]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-06-18 | 2009-06-18]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-05-21 | 2009-05-21]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-04-16 | 2009-04-16]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-03-19 | 2009-03-19]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-02-19 | 2009-02-19]]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Linux Fest North West</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;50.185.140.203: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;An annual conference held on the last weekend of April in Bellingham, WA with talks on F/OSS issues, security, networking and Linux applications. &lt;br /&gt;
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== Where ==&lt;br /&gt;
Bellingham Technical College, Bellingham WA [http://linuxfestnorthwest.org/2015/venue Map and directions on the LFNW site]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== When == &lt;br /&gt;
April 25th and 26th 2015&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Who&#039;s going ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So far &lt;br /&gt;
* [[User:patrickod|patrickod]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[User:tdfischer|tdfischer]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://twitter.com/explain_analyze Jay]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[User:hzeller]]?&lt;br /&gt;
* [[User:Carl|Carl]] +3 traveling to Portland on the same train.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Hackers on a Train ==&lt;br /&gt;
In addition to the actual LFNW event some of us are taking the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coast_Starlight Coast Starlight] train from SF to Seattle two days before the event to hold a ~22 hour hackathon on board as we take in the Pacific coast scenery.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We&#039;ll be leaving from Jack London Square station on Wednesday night at ~10pm, arriving into Seattle the following day around 8pm. We&#039;ll spend a day roaming Seattle and making our way to Bellingham for the event the following day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Interested? Add yourself to the list above and email everyone. This is our first attempt at making this happen and we&#039;d love to have you join :)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== How folks are getting there ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Its pretty much a free for all. The idea started when tdfischer, patrickod, and Jay- thought going on a train to LFNW 2015 would be a fun idea, so their plan starts on the 22nd:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Train details are as follows&lt;br /&gt;
 *Depart*: OKJ (Oakland Jack London) Wed 22nd April @ 9:39pm&lt;br /&gt;
 *Arrive*: SEA (Seattle King Street) Thu 23rd April @ 8:37pm&lt;br /&gt;
 *Train*: 14 Coast Starlight&lt;br /&gt;
 *Ticket: *Value Ticket, Upper Level ($104)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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