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User:Dr jesus

2013-10-11T01:17:37Z

50.152.170.168:

=About Me=

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I do things. Sometimes they work.

= Projects =

== Current Projects ==

* [[HInternet]]
* [[Moving/2169_Mission/Access Control|Access Control for 2169]]
* [[Moving/2169_Mission/SCADA|SCADA for 2169]]
* [[Noisecode|IRC bots]]
* [[Noisecloud]]
* Helping out the swiss faction of the noisebridge space race.

== Upcoming Projects ==

* Giant Space Explosion twitterer with [[User:mct|mct]].
* Live Google Sky view
* Bacon powered computer
* Noisebridge air force

== Completed Projects ==

* [[Flashrd]] upgrades of infrastructure machines
* [http://pony.noisebridge.net/~j/diskprices.txt Live disk prices]
* [http://status.noisebridge.net/ status.noisebridge.net]
* <strike>DNS slave for noisebridge.net</strike> Cancelled due to drama.
* Install Debian mirror on pony
* Install [[Noisedoor]]

== Contact info ==

IRC (dr_jesus)
Email: drj@v.gg
Phone: (0x7eb418)*012^1 in the San Francisco area code.

==SSH Public Key==

ssh-dss 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 2009-2

==Adduser==

# adduser --shell /bin/bash --uid 31337 --gecos 'Dr. Jesus' j

== For Future Reference ==

I don't think Keller's staff <b>really</b> looks all this stuff up, or that they'll figure out what I'll do for smoked sea salt.

Hours

2013-10-10T00:41:33Z

50.152.170.168:

== New Access Policy ==

For a trial period of 3 months, Noisebridge shall be open, from 23:00 to 10:00, only to Members, guests of those Members present in the space, and those people with two Member endorsements in the membership binder...

see [https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Meeting_Notes_2013_10_08#Access_After_23:00 Meeting Notes]

== Noisebridge Hours Frequently Asked Questions ==

Q: When is Noisebridge open?

A: Noisebridge is open to the general public from 10:00 AM to 11:00 PM. Public access to the space is not allowed after 11:00 PM until a member opens the space at 10:00 AM.

Q: But Noisebridge used to be open 24x7!

A: Not as of Oct 8th, 2013. Some bad apples ruined it for everyone.

Q: I can come use the tools there any time I want?

A: No, only between 10:00 AM to 11:00 PM. Members of the Noisebridge non-profit corporation can let themselves in at other hours, and if you ask them nicely they may be able to let you in too.

Q: Who sets the hours for Noisebridge?

A: Members of the Noisebridge non-profit corporation. As per our bylaws, members can vote on issues like the hours the space will be open.

Q: Does that include me?

A: No, unless you've become a member. Only members can vote on our hours of operation.

Q: What if I pick the lock/mess with the door strike/hack the gibson and get in after hours anyway?

A: Please don't. Noisebridge isn't a fortress and a determined attacker will certainly be able to get in if they really want to. This is a crime (CPC 602(m)). If members find out they will probably be upset with you unless you have a good reason for breaking in.

Q: Can I sleep at Noisebridge?

A: No.

Q: But I saw someone sleeping at Noisebridge after hours!

A: The membership frowns on this and strongly discourages it. 2169 Mission is not zoned for residential use and people sleeping there can cause serious problems for the rest of the group. Science experiments have been known to be performed on sleeping parties as a deterrent.

Q: But I missed the last BART!

A: There's plenty of commercial establishments in the area which will rent you a room.

Q: But I'm broke!

A: Call a friend.

Hours

2013-10-10T00:21:25Z

50.152.170.168:

== New Access Policy ==

For a trial period of 3 months, Noisebridge shall be open, from 23:00 to 10:00, only to Members, guests of those Members present in the space, and those people with two Member endorsements in the membership binder...

see [https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Meeting_Notes_2013_10_08#Access_After_23:00 Meeting Notes]

== Noisebridge Hours Frequently Asked Questions ==

The answer to the question "when is Noisebridge open?" is somewhat complicated. The short answer is that it's almost always open, but new people shouldn't drop by in the middle of the night since there's only a few people around to make introductions. The long answer is best given in the form of a conversation much like this one:

Q: When is Noisebridge open?

A: Noisebridge is open to the general public from 10:00 AM to 11:00 PM. Public access to the space is not allowed after 11:00 PM until a member opens the space at 10:00 AM.

Q: I can come use the tools there any time I want?

A: If you know how to [[Getting In|get in]], yes.

Q: Aren't you worried about people coming in and ripping off your tools?

A: That would be unexcellent of them, and the people in the space would probably do something about it if they saw it happen.

Q: What people?

A: Whoever is at Noisebridge.

Q: There's someone at Noisebridge all the time?

A: Almost always, yes.

Q: Do they work for Noisebridge?

A: No. Noisebridge doesn't have any employees. Only volunteers.

Q: Do they live at Noisebridge?

A: No. Noisebridge isn't zoned for residential use and no one lives at the space.

Q: Then why are there always people at Noisebridge?

A: The many people who use Noisebridge have different sleeping habits, and it just so happens that there's almost always someone there working on something.

Q: Who's in charge then?

A: No one in particular.

Q: Then why hasn't it burnt down?

A: Because someone would notice the fire, put it out, and then the arsonist would get kicked out of the space permanently. We would then have a lively debate amongst ourselves about the merits of fire art and freedom of expression.

Q: But I thought you said no one is in charge?

A: Everyone who visits Noisebridge is expected to do their part in keeping the space safe, including doing whatever it takes to make sure the building doesn't burn down. That includes you.

Q: So I'm in charge?

A: No, you're merely expected to do something about someone trying to light the building on fire.

Q: But what if the person who is lighting the building on fire is saying the fire is necessary to keep the space safe?

A: That's ridiculous. If you think about it, there is no circumstance in which burning the building down will improve Noisebridge in any way. Therefore, the person setting the fire is wrong and you can ignore him or her.

Q: Ok, then who sets the hours for Noisebridge?

A: Members of the Noisebridge non-profit corporation.

Q: Does that include me?

A: No, unless you've become a member.