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User:GlennaAWilson

2017-11-15T03:34:37Z

37.187.129.166:

User:AmberRobles

2017-11-15T03:34:28Z

37.187.129.166:

boobs44k,Kirsty (BustyBritain), Yuliska1 (bongacams) , Angel4love (bongacams)
FayeeLou, Cristinaheart, ZoraZaftig, gothredhead,
Czarneoczy77 (showUP) , KoKo21 (showUP) , BustyBritG,
Bellarouxxx, PrincessElsa,
vRonniDarko, Bohemianbabe,
Goddesskara aka creepy little cupcakes,
giannamarie92, Sam38G, SynergyJones, AthenaBlaze,
, Lady_2XL, Hexchosen, AimeeMay, MollyMae69,
VanessaDean, Bridgetta aka oo_o_oo,
, BBina (she got reduced breasts now) , LucyLucy, Evamexxx,
ScarlettRock, Nadinnne, DiamondTits aka DiamondTits1 ,
winkingdaisys, ElleTheBelle, A1HotKitty/A1HotKittyy,
Kikiloves2dance, SexEva, Mikkisx/Nikkolsx/Nikolsx ,
AlexStorm_ , LantiiIrres aka tits34m_size , Umnizza7777,sexycreolyta4u,
SunnyTits, ElectraNicole, JuliesJuggs, SweetCarollinne ,
BBWSapphire/JuliaLiones, FammeLove, LadyDaisey1, AngelaStarr,
KillerTits42DD, Smiley_Emma, Bluewut, Goddess_Bella,
SexyNancy18, NaughtyBellaX, ElySweet23, BustyFanta, GreenDaisy_80,
Harmonyy, SpankyCocktail, MyriamB., TaylorSteele, Leonellla,
PanEnvy, JinxBBW, Pixpamela/Pamella9/Pamela69/PamelaXXX, HmCouple ,AphrodisiacXX,
Nelly, Busty_Megan, Lalalaluna_, Dannydoll33,
Sexpotbambo,
lady_dannydoll232,
Housewifeswag,
Lovely_gigi, KattyXP, ItsBritneyBitch,
little_miss_rawr, MillaQ , SumCamChik, Areethaa,
Megatitsxxx, sexygoddesstits,
HotAngye/AngyeAngel1/Angye69/AngyeAngel (she got breast reduced now), Jennica_Lynn, LyndsyLove, Kykla333/Kykla071, bigboobsbell, ambirdfsm,
playfulpixi3, sweetcpl4you, dulcetsofia, CodiVore_,hornystella69,
SexyDora93, may-foxx, ruwellia, Arianna Sinn, Hitomi
Tanaka, Terry Nova, Milena Velba,
maturesexy34,
sweetmila1/milapro1, aggienick, AnnieMallia,
double_deez, HugeBoobs36KK, nudy4u,
ashanova, tcky31,pam_isley, harleyhot,
moor_kitty3
, hugetits000 , yournurse aka Yournurseee aka ohyournurse (current) , Lexia_and_matthew ,
XoeNova, Mommyloverbaby , xxltwins aka xxl_twins , hugeboobserin , vanessadean , pam_isley , antoniastars aka antonia_stars , theonlymisshugeboobs,
Higgsbosom, Romanian_Love, kittycat_1,
Dulcetsofia, TiffanyMynx aka veronycarayne, Loving_adelle, hugeboobs36kk, unicornx2,
Lds27, naturalbigboobs, scarlette2, TITSkinkyBIG aka Dirty_Hard4u , Alexa0, Kriisrus, dustghost aka angeldustbaby,
Bridgett7 aka oo_o_oo , hermynyax, Star Cocks, amyhugeboobs (she got reduced breast now), onebigkiss,
Bustytessa37, jennicalynn, Emmili_ , cassie0pia , Lillyth , SamanthaSays , playful_nicolle ,
Diablatina, DesireBBW , Kinkykateykakes , LucyG23 , sammii_ , bigtits1234 , MisshaLove ,
ariannasinn , Erin_Taylor , Paulinerose7 ,solange4u , elegant_gl , Liana38mm,
AnessaRose , hugeboobsella aka SweetyErica , dra_afroditha , Samanta_Love_ , adorable_yna,
sugarrplumm26 , tara__lynn , highbutterfly , bigbooos1234563 , ashawolisa aka smilinglisa , faeriefoxx
lovelyamaranthine , sexyladyty, tamilawillson , jessiejuggs , raven2008 , sofia_diamond ,
_g_i_t_ , bangbabedoll , Kellylayne
bunnychubbu ,bustysilky27, hello_x_pussy, hugeboobsdeea , KristenAmour(str) aka Leonellla (mfc), perkyfox (cb)
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FayeeLou, Cristinaheart, ZoraZaftig, gothredhead,
Czarneoczy77 (showUP) , KoKo21 (showUP) , BustyBritG,
Bellarouxxx, PrincessElsa,
vRonniDarko, Bohemianbabe,
Goddesskara aka creepy little cupcakes,
giannamarie92, Sam38G, SynergyJones, AthenaBlaze,
, Lady_2XL, Hexchosen, AimeeMay, MollyMae69,
VanessaDean, Bridgetta aka oo_o_oo,
, BBina (she got reduced breasts now) , LucyLucy, Evamexxx,
ScarlettRock, Nadinnne, DiamondTits aka DiamondTits1 ,
winkingdaisys, ElleTheBelle, A1HotKitty/A1HotKittyy,
Kikiloves2dance, SexEva, Mikkisx/Nikkolsx/Nikolsx ,
AlexStorm_ , LantiiIrres aka tits34m_size , Umnizza7777,sexycreolyta4u,
SunnyTits, ElectraNicole, JuliesJuggs, SweetCarollinne ,
BBWSapphire/JuliaLiones, FammeLove, LadyDaisey1, AngelaStarr,
KillerTits42DD, Smiley_Emma, Bluewut, Goddess_Bella,
SexyNancy18, NaughtyBellaX, ElySweet23, BustyFanta, GreenDaisy_80,
Harmonyy, SpankyCocktail, MyriamB., TaylorSteele, Leonellla,
PanEnvy, JinxBBW, Pixpamela/Pamella9/Pamela69/PamelaXXX, HmCouple ,AphrodisiacXX,
Nelly, Busty_Megan, Lalalaluna_, Dannydoll33,
Sexpotbambo,
lady_dannydoll232,
Housewifeswag,
Lovely_gigi, KattyXP, ItsBritneyBitch,
little_miss_rawr, MillaQ , SumCamChik, Areethaa,
Megatitsxxx, sexygoddesstits,
HotAngye/AngyeAngel1/Angye69/AngyeAngel (she got breast reduced now), Jennica_Lynn, LyndsyLove, Kykla333/Kykla071, bigboobsbell, ambirdfsm,
playfulpixi3, sweetcpl4you, dulcetsofia, CodiVore_,hornystella69,
SexyDora93, may-foxx, ruwellia, Arianna Sinn, Hitomi
Tanaka, Terry Nova, Milena Velba,
maturesexy34,
sweetmila1/milapro1, aggienick, AnnieMallia,
double_deez, HugeBoobs36KK, nudy4u,
ashanova, tcky31,pam_isley, harleyhot,
moor_kitty3
, hugetits000 , yournurse aka Yournurseee aka ohyournurse (current) , Lexia_and_matthew ,
XoeNova, Mommyloverbaby , xxltwins aka xxl_twins , hugeboobserin , vanessadean , pam_isley , antoniastars aka antonia_stars , theonlymisshugeboobs,
Higgsbosom, Romanian_Love, kittycat_1,
Dulcetsofia, TiffanyMynx aka veronycarayne, Loving_adelle, hugeboobs36kk, unicornx2,
Lds27, naturalbigboobs, scarlette2, TITSkinkyBIG aka Dirty_Hard4u , Alexa0, Kriisrus, dustghost aka angeldustbaby,
Bridgett7 aka oo_o_oo , hermynyax, Star Cocks, amyhugeboobs (she got reduced breast now), onebigkiss,
Bustytessa37, jennicalynn, Emmili_ , cassie0pia , Lillyth , SamanthaSays , playful_nicolle ,
Diablatina, DesireBBW , Kinkykateykakes , LucyG23 , sammii_ , bigtits1234 , MisshaLove ,
ariannasinn , Erin_Taylor , Paulinerose7 ,solange4u , elegant_gl , Liana38mm,
AnessaRose , hugeboobsella aka SweetyErica , dra_afroditha , Samanta_Love_ , adorable_yna,
sugarrplumm26 , tara__lynn , highbutterfly , bigbooos1234563 , ashawolisa aka smilinglisa , faeriefoxx
lovelyamaranthine , sexyladyty, tamilawillson , jessiejuggs , raven2008 , sofia_diamond ,
_g_i_t_ , bangbabedoll , Kellylayne
bunnychubbu ,bustysilky27, hello_x_pussy, hugeboobsdeea , KristenAmour(str) aka Leonellla (mfc), perkyfox (cb)

User:AmberRobles

2017-11-15T03:34:13Z

37.187.129.166:

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boobs44k,Kirsty (BustyBritain), Yuliska1 (bongacams) , Angel4love (bongacams)
FayeeLou, Cristinaheart, ZoraZaftig, gothredhead,
Czarneoczy77 (showUP) , KoKo21 (showUP) , BustyBritG,
Bellarouxxx, PrincessElsa,
vRonniDarko, Bohemianbabe,
Goddesskara aka creepy little cupcakes,
giannamarie92, Sam38G, SynergyJones, AthenaBlaze,
, Lady_2XL, Hexchosen, AimeeMay, MollyMae69,
VanessaDean, Bridgetta aka oo_o_oo,
, BBina (she got reduced breasts now) , LucyLucy, Evamexxx,
ScarlettRock, Nadinnne, DiamondTits aka DiamondTits1 ,
winkingdaisys, ElleTheBelle, A1HotKitty/A1HotKittyy,
Kikiloves2dance, SexEva, Mikkisx/Nikkolsx/Nikolsx ,
AlexStorm_ , LantiiIrres aka tits34m_size , Umnizza7777,sexycreolyta4u,
SunnyTits, ElectraNicole, JuliesJuggs, SweetCarollinne ,
BBWSapphire/JuliaLiones, FammeLove, LadyDaisey1, AngelaStarr,
KillerTits42DD, Smiley_Emma, Bluewut, Goddess_Bella,
SexyNancy18, NaughtyBellaX, ElySweet23, BustyFanta, GreenDaisy_80,
Harmonyy, SpankyCocktail, MyriamB., TaylorSteele, Leonellla,
PanEnvy, JinxBBW, Pixpamela/Pamella9/Pamela69/PamelaXXX, HmCouple ,AphrodisiacXX,
Nelly, Busty_Megan, Lalalaluna_, Dannydoll33,
Sexpotbambo,
lady_dannydoll232,
Housewifeswag,
Lovely_gigi, KattyXP, ItsBritneyBitch,
little_miss_rawr, MillaQ , SumCamChik, Areethaa,
Megatitsxxx, sexygoddesstits,
HotAngye/AngyeAngel1/Angye69/AngyeAngel (she got breast reduced now), Jennica_Lynn, LyndsyLove, Kykla333/Kykla071, bigboobsbell, ambirdfsm,
playfulpixi3, sweetcpl4you, dulcetsofia, CodiVore_,hornystella69,
SexyDora93, may-foxx, ruwellia, Arianna Sinn, Hitomi
Tanaka, Terry Nova, Milena Velba,
maturesexy34,
sweetmila1/milapro1, aggienick, AnnieMallia,
double_deez, HugeBoobs36KK, nudy4u,
ashanova, tcky31,pam_isley, harleyhot,
moor_kitty3
, hugetits000 , yournurse aka Yournurseee aka ohyournurse (current) , Lexia_and_matthew ,
XoeNova, Mommyloverbaby , xxltwins aka xxl_twins , hugeboobserin , vanessadean , pam_isley , antoniastars aka antonia_stars , theonlymisshugeboobs,
Higgsbosom, Romanian_Love, kittycat_1,
Dulcetsofia, TiffanyMynx aka veronycarayne, Loving_adelle, hugeboobs36kk, unicornx2,
Lds27, naturalbigboobs, scarlette2, TITSkinkyBIG aka Dirty_Hard4u , Alexa0, Kriisrus, dustghost aka angeldustbaby,
Bridgett7 aka oo_o_oo , hermynyax, Star Cocks, amyhugeboobs (she got reduced breast now), onebigkiss,
Bustytessa37, jennicalynn, Emmili_ , cassie0pia , Lillyth , SamanthaSays , playful_nicolle ,
Diablatina, DesireBBW , Kinkykateykakes , LucyG23 , sammii_ , bigtits1234 , MisshaLove ,
ariannasinn , Erin_Taylor , Paulinerose7 ,solange4u , elegant_gl , Liana38mm,
AnessaRose , hugeboobsella aka SweetyErica , dra_afroditha , Samanta_Love_ , adorable_yna,
sugarrplumm26 , tara__lynn , highbutterfly , bigbooos1234563 , ashawolisa aka smilinglisa , faeriefoxx
lovelyamaranthine , sexyladyty, tamilawillson , jessiejuggs , raven2008 , sofia_diamond ,
_g_i_t_ , bangbabedoll , Kellylayne
bunnychubbu ,bustysilky27, hello_x_pussy, hugeboobsdeea , KristenAmour(str) aka Leonellla (mfc), perkyfox (cb)

User talk:JeffreyATW

2016-08-30T21:27:30Z

37.187.129.166:

Your wiki is being Diane moaned with ecstasy as Terry and Kevin worked her long, firm nipples like levers, sliding her boulder-like boobs up and down the unbelievable length of Mahmout's shaft. The work was made harder by the fact that Mahmout's cock had begun to brush up against he ceiling, forcing them to work at an angle, rather than straight up and down.
Mahmout's cock continued to expand, massive veins bulged across the surface like snakes, winding their way up the gleaming tower of flesh.
"Holy shit! How much bigger is that thing gonna get?" asked Kevin, his jaw slack at the sight of the towering cock.
"Fuck if I know," grunted Terry, sweating with the effort of pumping Diane's gigantic tit.
Mahmout didn't seem to mind the massive new developments in his cock, he seemed to have finally lost himself in the pleasure of the world's biggest titfuck.
Diane, meanwhile, was more than enjoying herself. The combined thrill of Terry and Kevin stroking her colossal nipples and the growing warmth in her crotch was driving her insane with pleasure.
"Yes! Oh yessss!" she moaned, fondling the growing bulge in her own pants.
She'd never gotten around to wiping the cream off her gloves, by now her clit had received a double dose of the supercharged cream. The once tiny nubbin of flesh had expanded into a full blown sausage, and it was only a matter of time before she gave into the temptation to just whip it out and start jerking off like a dude. Her pussy, too, had puffed up to nearly twice its size and her swollen labia were putting a pleasurable pressure on her throbbing clit-on.
Mahmout began to groan and his yoga-ball sized nuts began to contract, hugging his shaft like a pair of bears snuggling up against an oak tree.
"I think he's getting close," panted Terry, watching Mahmout's eyes as they rolled back in his head.
Kevin nodded and the pair began to stroke faster, driving Mahmout inexorably toward climax.
Diane purred hungrily as she felt Mahmout's shaft grow hot and bulge in anticipation of orgasm. She reached up and grasped the trunk of his shaft, pulling it down with all her weight and inching backwards until the gargantuan cockhead was right in her face.
"What the hell are you doing?" grunted Kevin. "This angle is really difficult."
"Just keep it up a little longer," Diane instructed. "He's close, I can feel it..."
She gazed into Mahmout's gaping cumslit. It was like looking down the barrel of an artillery piece.
Mahmout moaned again and his balls tightened further.
"Oh yeah, cum for me, baby," Diane licked her lips, gripping Mahmout's cockhead firmly behind the flared edges of the broad mushroom and opening her mouth wide.
"Don't tell me you're gonna try and swallow that load?" asked Kevin, his eyes bugging in disbelief. "There's no way you could take it all!"
"I dunno, man," said Terry, "she did chug like, two gallons of protein shake without taking a breath. I think she might be able to handle this."
"There's no way I'm gonna pussy out on taking the world's largest cumshot," said Diane.
Mahmout grunted and his abs tightened as a visible bulge began to climb the twelve and a half foot pillar of his cock.
"Here we go!" Diane grinned and plunged her face into Mahmout's cockhead. His cumslit was actually larger than her mouth, so she stuck her whole face in and opened wide...
***
This is the part where Diane almost died.
***
Mahmout let out a terrific howl of pleasure and let loose with a blast of jizz that, for a moment, looked like an explosion of white.
Cum flooded into Diane's mouth, filling her cheeks and spraying out her nose. Her years of experience in sucking cock were the only thing that saved her; if she'd hesitated to swallow for only a split second, three gallons of spunk would have flooded into her lungs instead of her stomach.
The pressure was enough to knock her off her feet, she hit the wall behind her with enough force to crack the drywall, held momentarily in midair by a stream of jizz that would have shamed a fire hose.
Terry and Kevin, still gripping Diane's now eighteen inch nipples, were yanked off balance and flung to the ground as the wet splatter of semen cascaded off the wall and pattered all over them in heavy globs.
Trapped beneath the incredible weight of her tits, Diane flailed helplessly in a lake of cum, her entire body frosted in white goo. She still couldn't breathe and her efforts to call for help only produced sticky bubbles in the inch lick layer of jizz that covered her head.
Terry was the first to realize what was happening and rushed to help, scraping the jizz off Diane's face in wet handfuls and flicking it to the ground. He was coated in semen up to his knees and he could feel it squishing in his socks as he sloshed around to help Diane to a sitting position.
Diane drew a gasping breath and lifted her hand to her nose, clamping down on one nostril and blowing a thick rope of jizz out the other.
"Holy. Living. Fuck!" exclaimed Kevin, lifting himself off the ground and stepping away from the expanding puddle of jizz. "That was-"
"The most awesome thing I've ever experienced!" shouted Diane, raising her fists over her head in triumph.
Mahmout lay on his back twelve feet away, moaning softly in his own private world as his still-firm cock pumped out the dregs of his orgasm in footlong ropes.
"Dudes, help me up!" Diane ordered, "There's jizz going to waste!"
Terry and Kevin hesitated for a moment, then shrugged and hoisted Diane up by her armpits, rolling her forward on her gargantuan tits until she could latch onto Mahmout's still-pulsing cockhead.
Now that the flow of Mahmout's cum was more like a garden hose than a firehose, Diane drank from it easily, guzzling down the hot liquid with enthusiasm.
"Where does she put it all?" asked Kevin.
"Isn't it obvious?" Terry nudged one of Diane's boobs with his foot.
Diane's stomach didn't remain bloated for long. Her tits were still growing and their overcharged metabolism made swift use of Mahmout's load. For several minutes, it seemed like Mahmout were pumping directly into Diane's hefty gazongas. With every gulp, her boobs swelled a little larger and her nipples puffed out a little further. Before long, her erect teats were the size of traffic cones, jutting from a pair of breasts that were each as large as she was.
"Oh man!" sighed Diane, scooping the last of Mahmout's cum out of his slit with her finger and licking it off like cake frosting.
"So, did this thing get any smaller?" asked Terry, looking over the fleshy yards of Mahmout's monster dick.
"It looks smaller, but that might just be because it's starting to get soft," observed Kevin.
Diane nodded.
"We'll give him time to built up another load, then go again," she said.
Kevin raised a hand.
"Can we like, give him an hour or something? I'm fucking exhausted."
"Yeah, and I'd kind of like to take a shower," added Terry, gesturing to the slick coat of cum that covered most of his lower body.
"Whatever," Diane shrugged, sending a small cascade of spunk rolling off her soulders where it merged with the goopy puddle that covered most of the floor. "Just remember we've gotta do this like, five more times before he'll be small enough to walk. If you take long breaks in between, we'll be at this all day."
"Yeah, I'm sure you'd hate that," Terry rolled his eyes.
Diane made a kissy face at him and leaned forward on her boobs, luxuriating in their bouncy softness. She felt another stir in her loins and remembered she had plenty to keep herself occupied while she waited for Mahmout's gargantuan balls to churn up a new load of hot cum.
Her boobs weren't the only thing that had taken advantage of Mahmout's load to fuel their growth. Her sausage-like clit was swiftly expanding into a full blown bratwurst. She wondered it Terry would be jealous if she got bigger than him.
With that thought in mind, she waited for Terry and Kevin to leave before snagging the bottle of cream. She had to scoop it off the bed with Mahmout's lacrosse stick, as she couldn't reach that far. A couple of pumps filled her gloved hand with a satisfying mound of the precious growth cream and she began to massage it vigorously into her hungry clit...overrun with these fake new accounts... can you implement stronger captchas on account creation? [[User:Sj|Sj]] ([[User talk:Sj|talk]]) 22:50, 9 November 2013 (UTC)
:This isn't my wiki, sorry! [[User:JeffreyATW|JeffreyATW]] ([[User talk:JeffreyATW|talk]]) 06:32, 10 November 2013 (UTC)

Please don't remove the Category:Member from members' pages! - Anonymous member
:I'm not. [[User:JeffreyATW|JeffreyATW]] ([[User talk:JeffreyATW|talk]]) 18:01, 14 November 2013 (UTC)
::Several of the people you've removed it from are *founding* members, actually. (Grey, davidfine, enki, to name three.)
:::They might be, but I was under the impression that the members should add the category themselves. The category was added to these pages - many of them blanked, and many, many of them not having been edited in years - with no explanation of which source the category additions came from. [[User:JeffreyATW|JeffreyATW]] ([[User talk:JeffreyATW|talk]]) 18:01, 14 November 2013 (UTC)

User talk:Fineline

2016-08-30T21:27:05Z

37.187.129.166:

Diane moaned with ecstasy as Terry and Kevin worked her long, firm nipples like levers, sliding her boulder-like boobs up and down the unbelievable length of Mahmout's shaft. The work was made harder by the fact that Mahmout's cock had begun to brush up against he ceiling, forcing them to work at an angle, rather than straight up and down.
Mahmout's cock continued to expand, massive veins bulged across the surface like snakes, winding their way up the gleaming tower of flesh.
"Holy shit! How much bigger is that thing gonna get?" asked Kevin, his jaw slack at the sight of the towering cock.
"Fuck if I know," grunted Terry, sweating with the effort of pumping Diane's gigantic tit.
Mahmout didn't seem to mind the massive new developments in his cock, he seemed to have finally lost himself in the pleasure of the world's biggest titfuck.
Diane, meanwhile, was more than enjoying herself. The combined thrill of Terry and Kevin stroking her colossal nipples and the growing warmth in her crotch was driving her insane with pleasure.
"Yes! Oh yessss!" she moaned, fondling the growing bulge in her own pants.
She'd never gotten around to wiping the cream off her gloves, by now her clit had received a double dose of the supercharged cream. The once tiny nubbin of flesh had expanded into a full blown sausage, and it was only a matter of time before she gave into the temptation to just whip it out and start jerking off like a dude. Her pussy, too, had puffed up to nearly twice its size and her swollen labia were putting a pleasurable pressure on her throbbing clit-on.
Mahmout began to groan and his yoga-ball sized nuts began to contract, hugging his shaft like a pair of bears snuggling up against an oak tree.
"I think he's getting close," panted Terry, watching Mahmout's eyes as they rolled back in his head.
Kevin nodded and the pair began to stroke faster, driving Mahmout inexorably toward climax.
Diane purred hungrily as she felt Mahmout's shaft grow hot and bulge in anticipation of orgasm. She reached up and grasped the trunk of his shaft, pulling it down with all her weight and inching backwards until the gargantuan cockhead was right in her face.
"What the hell are you doing?" grunted Kevin. "This angle is really difficult."
"Just keep it up a little longer," Diane instructed. "He's close, I can feel it..."
She gazed into Mahmout's gaping cumslit. It was like looking down the barrel of an artillery piece.
Mahmout moaned again and his balls tightened further.
"Oh yeah, cum for me, baby," Diane licked her lips, gripping Mahmout's cockhead firmly behind the flared edges of the broad mushroom and opening her mouth wide.
"Don't tell me you're gonna try and swallow that load?" asked Kevin, his eyes bugging in disbelief. "There's no way you could take it all!"
"I dunno, man," said Terry, "she did chug like, two gallons of protein shake without taking a breath. I think she might be able to handle this."
"There's no way I'm gonna pussy out on taking the world's largest cumshot," said Diane.
Mahmout grunted and his abs tightened as a visible bulge began to climb the twelve and a half foot pillar of his cock.
"Here we go!" Diane grinned and plunged her face into Mahmout's cockhead. His cumslit was actually larger than her mouth, so she stuck her whole face in and opened wide...
***
This is the part where Diane almost died.
***
Mahmout let out a terrific howl of pleasure and let loose with a blast of jizz that, for a moment, looked like an explosion of white.
Cum flooded into Diane's mouth, filling her cheeks and spraying out her nose. Her years of experience in sucking cock were the only thing that saved her; if she'd hesitated to swallow for only a split second, three gallons of spunk would have flooded into her lungs instead of her stomach.
The pressure was enough to knock her off her feet, she hit the wall behind her with enough force to crack the drywall, held momentarily in midair by a stream of jizz that would have shamed a fire hose.
Terry and Kevin, still gripping Diane's now eighteen inch nipples, were yanked off balance and flung to the ground as the wet splatter of semen cascaded off the wall and pattered all over them in heavy globs.
Trapped beneath the incredible weight of her tits, Diane flailed helplessly in a lake of cum, her entire body frosted in white goo. She still couldn't breathe and her efforts to call for help only produced sticky bubbles in the inch lick layer of jizz that covered her head.
Terry was the first to realize what was happening and rushed to help, scraping the jizz off Diane's face in wet handfuls and flicking it to the ground. He was coated in semen up to his knees and he could feel it squishing in his socks as he sloshed around to help Diane to a sitting position.
Diane drew a gasping breath and lifted her hand to her nose, clamping down on one nostril and blowing a thick rope of jizz out the other.
"Holy. Living. Fuck!" exclaimed Kevin, lifting himself off the ground and stepping away from the expanding puddle of jizz. "That was-"
"The most awesome thing I've ever experienced!" shouted Diane, raising her fists over her head in triumph.
Mahmout lay on his back twelve feet away, moaning softly in his own private world as his still-firm cock pumped out the dregs of his orgasm in footlong ropes.
"Dudes, help me up!" Diane ordered, "There's jizz going to waste!"
Terry and Kevin hesitated for a moment, then shrugged and hoisted Diane up by her armpits, rolling her forward on her gargantuan tits until she could latch onto Mahmout's still-pulsing cockhead.
Now that the flow of Mahmout's cum was more like a garden hose than a firehose, Diane drank from it easily, guzzling down the hot liquid with enthusiasm.
"Where does she put it all?" asked Kevin.
"Isn't it obvious?" Terry nudged one of Diane's boobs with his foot.
Diane's stomach didn't remain bloated for long. Her tits were still growing and their overcharged metabolism made swift use of Mahmout's load. For several minutes, it seemed like Mahmout were pumping directly into Diane's hefty gazongas. With every gulp, her boobs swelled a little larger and her nipples puffed out a little further. Before long, her erect teats were the size of traffic cones, jutting from a pair of breasts that were each as large as she was.
"Oh man!" sighed Diane, scooping the last of Mahmout's cum out of his slit with her finger and licking it off like cake frosting.
"So, did this thing get any smaller?" asked Terry, looking over the fleshy yards of Mahmout's monster dick.
"It looks smaller, but that might just be because it's starting to get soft," observed Kevin.
Diane nodded.
"We'll give him time to built up another load, then go again," she said.
Kevin raised a hand.
"Can we like, give him an hour or something? I'm fucking exhausted."
"Yeah, and I'd kind of like to take a shower," added Terry, gesturing to the slick coat of cum that covered most of his lower body.
"Whatever," Diane shrugged, sending a small cascade of spunk rolling off her soulders where it merged with the goopy puddle that covered most of the floor. "Just remember we've gotta do this like, five more times before he'll be small enough to walk. If you take long breaks in between, we'll be at this all day."
"Yeah, I'm sure you'd hate that," Terry rolled his eyes.
Diane made a kissy face at him and leaned forward on her boobs, luxuriating in their bouncy softness. She felt another stir in her loins and remembered she had plenty to keep herself occupied while she waited for Mahmout's gargantuan balls to churn up a new load of hot cum.
Her boobs weren't the only thing that had taken advantage of Mahmout's load to fuel their growth. Her sausage-like clit was swiftly expanding into a full blown bratwurst. She wondered it Terry would be jealous if she got bigger than him.
With that thought in mind, she waited for Terry and Kevin to leave before snagging the bottle of cream. She had to scoop it off the bed with Mahmout's lacrosse stick, as she couldn't reach that far. A couple of pumps filled her gloved hand with a satisfying mound of the precious growth cream and she began to massage it vigorously into her hungry clit...

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hola
Diane moaned with ecstasy as Terry and Kevin worked her long, firm nipples like levers, sliding her boulder-like boobs up and down the unbelievable length of Mahmout's shaft. The work was made harder by the fact that Mahmout's cock had begun to brush up against he ceiling, forcing them to work at an angle, rather than straight up and down.
Mahmout's cock continued to expand, massive veins bulged across the surface like snakes, winding their way up the gleaming tower of flesh.
"Holy shit! How much bigger is that thing gonna get?" asked Kevin, his jaw slack at the sight of the towering cock.
"Fuck if I know," grunted Terry, sweating with the effort of pumping Diane's gigantic tit.
Mahmout didn't seem to mind the massive new developments in his cock, he seemed to have finally lost himself in the pleasure of the world's biggest titfuck.
Diane, meanwhile, was more than enjoying herself. The combined thrill of Terry and Kevin stroking her colossal nipples and the growing warmth in her crotch was driving her insane with pleasure.
"Yes! Oh yessss!" she moaned, fondling the growing bulge in her own pants.
She'd never gotten around to wiping the cream off her gloves, by now her clit had received a double dose of the supercharged cream. The once tiny nubbin of flesh had expanded into a full blown sausage, and it was only a matter of time before she gave into the temptation to just whip it out and start jerking off like a dude. Her pussy, too, had puffed up to nearly twice its size and her swollen labia were putting a pleasurable pressure on her throbbing clit-on.
Mahmout began to groan and his yoga-ball sized nuts began to contract, hugging his shaft like a pair of bears snuggling up against an oak tree.
"I think he's getting close," panted Terry, watching Mahmout's eyes as they rolled back in his head.
Kevin nodded and the pair began to stroke faster, driving Mahmout inexorably toward climax.
Diane purred hungrily as she felt Mahmout's shaft grow hot and bulge in anticipation of orgasm. She reached up and grasped the trunk of his shaft, pulling it down with all her weight and inching backwards until the gargantuan cockhead was right in her face.
"What the hell are you doing?" grunted Kevin. "This angle is really difficult."
"Just keep it up a little longer," Diane instructed. "He's close, I can feel it..."
She gazed into Mahmout's gaping cumslit. It was like looking down the barrel of an artillery piece.
Mahmout moaned again and his balls tightened further.
"Oh yeah, cum for me, baby," Diane licked her lips, gripping Mahmout's cockhead firmly behind the flared edges of the broad mushroom and opening her mouth wide.
"Don't tell me you're gonna try and swallow that load?" asked Kevin, his eyes bugging in disbelief. "There's no way you could take it all!"
"I dunno, man," said Terry, "she did chug like, two gallons of protein shake without taking a breath. I think she might be able to handle this."
"There's no way I'm gonna pussy out on taking the world's largest cumshot," said Diane.
Mahmout grunted and his abs tightened as a visible bulge began to climb the twelve and a half foot pillar of his cock.
"Here we go!" Diane grinned and plunged her face into Mahmout's cockhead. His cumslit was actually larger than her mouth, so she stuck her whole face in and opened wide...
***
This is the part where Diane almost died.
***
Mahmout let out a terrific howl of pleasure and let loose with a blast of jizz that, for a moment, looked like an explosion of white.
Cum flooded into Diane's mouth, filling her cheeks and spraying out her nose. Her years of experience in sucking cock were the only thing that saved her; if she'd hesitated to swallow for only a split second, three gallons of spunk would have flooded into her lungs instead of her stomach.
The pressure was enough to knock her off her feet, she hit the wall behind her with enough force to crack the drywall, held momentarily in midair by a stream of jizz that would have shamed a fire hose.
Terry and Kevin, still gripping Diane's now eighteen inch nipples, were yanked off balance and flung to the ground as the wet splatter of semen cascaded off the wall and pattered all over them in heavy globs.
Trapped beneath the incredible weight of her tits, Diane flailed helplessly in a lake of cum, her entire body frosted in white goo. She still couldn't breathe and her efforts to call for help only produced sticky bubbles in the inch lick layer of jizz that covered her head.
Terry was the first to realize what was happening and rushed to help, scraping the jizz off Diane's face in wet handfuls and flicking it to the ground. He was coated in semen up to his knees and he could feel it squishing in his socks as he sloshed around to help Diane to a sitting position.
Diane drew a gasping breath and lifted her hand to her nose, clamping down on one nostril and blowing a thick rope of jizz out the other.
"Holy. Living. Fuck!" exclaimed Kevin, lifting himself off the ground and stepping away from the expanding puddle of jizz. "That was-"
"The most awesome thing I've ever experienced!" shouted Diane, raising her fists over her head in triumph.
Mahmout lay on his back twelve feet away, moaning softly in his own private world as his still-firm cock pumped out the dregs of his orgasm in footlong ropes.
"Dudes, help me up!" Diane ordered, "There's jizz going to waste!"
Terry and Kevin hesitated for a moment, then shrugged and hoisted Diane up by her armpits, rolling her forward on her gargantuan tits until she could latch onto Mahmout's still-pulsing cockhead.
Now that the flow of Mahmout's cum was more like a garden hose than a firehose, Diane drank from it easily, guzzling down the hot liquid with enthusiasm.
"Where does she put it all?" asked Kevin.
"Isn't it obvious?" Terry nudged one of Diane's boobs with his foot.
Diane's stomach didn't remain bloated for long. Her tits were still growing and their overcharged metabolism made swift use of Mahmout's load. For several minutes, it seemed like Mahmout were pumping directly into Diane's hefty gazongas. With every gulp, her boobs swelled a little larger and her nipples puffed out a little further. Before long, her erect teats were the size of traffic cones, jutting from a pair of breasts that were each as large as she was.
"Oh man!" sighed Diane, scooping the last of Mahmout's cum out of his slit with her finger and licking it off like cake frosting.
"So, did this thing get any smaller?" asked Terry, looking over the fleshy yards of Mahmout's monster dick.
"It looks smaller, but that might just be because it's starting to get soft," observed Kevin.
Diane nodded.
"We'll give him time to built up another load, then go again," she said.
Kevin raised a hand.
"Can we like, give him an hour or something? I'm fucking exhausted."
"Yeah, and I'd kind of like to take a shower," added Terry, gesturing to the slick coat of cum that covered most of his lower body.
"Whatever," Diane shrugged, sending a small cascade of spunk rolling off her soulders where it merged with the goopy puddle that covered most of the floor. "Just remember we've gotta do this like, five more times before he'll be small enough to walk. If you take long breaks in between, we'll be at this all day."
"Yeah, I'm sure you'd hate that," Terry rolled his eyes.
Diane made a kissy face at him and leaned forward on her boobs, luxuriating in their bouncy softness. She felt another stir in her loins and remembered she had plenty to keep herself occupied while she waited for Mahmout's gargantuan balls to churn up a new load of hot cum.
Her boobs weren't the only thing that had taken advantage of Mahmout's load to fuel their growth. Her sausage-like clit was swiftly expanding into a full blown bratwurst. She wondered it Terry would be jealous if she got bigger than him.
With that thought in mind, she waited for Terry and Kevin to leave before snagging the bottle of cream. She had to scoop it off the bed with Mahmout's lacrosse stick, as she couldn't reach that far. A couple of pumps filled her gloved hand with a satisfying mound of the precious growth cream and she began to massage it vigorously into her hungry clit...

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= NOISEBRIDGE HACKER TRIP TO CHINA #6 -- Start Date: 11-October-2016, in Shanghai -- End Date: 1-November-2016, in Beijing=

[[File:HTTC2014WelcomeHackers.jpg|thumb|right|Trip #4 Welcome to China!, Beijing]]

[[File:KungFuHacking_Nov_2013.jpg|thumb|right|Trip #3 Kung Fu Hacking: Hackers In Residence Kickoff event at Tsinghua University, Beijing]]

[[File:petrochemical_university.jpg|thumb|right|Trip #2 Visit to Petrochemical Univeristy, Beijing]]

[[File:Beijing_Oct_2009.jpg|thumb|right|Trip #1 Jingshan Park, Beijing]]

[[File:Shanghai_Oct_2009.jpg|thumb|right|Trip #1 Visit to injection molding factory, Shanghai]]

== Previous Hacker Trips To China ==
::''This will be the 6th Noisebridge Hacker Trip To China.'' 
::''In previous years' Hacker Trip To China, we've visited cities that currently have a hackerspace, and visited my manufacturer, Seeed Studio, and other manufacturers. We also visited Tsinghua University, considered the most prestigious university in China, and other schools -- all of which have now starting hackerspaces. China is now exploding with hackerspaces! We also went to the International Exhibition of Inventions Kunshan (IEIK 2014), near Shanghai. And everywhere we went, we were shown around by local geeks, to see what they thought was interesting where they live. Also, wherever we went, those of us interested gave talks, presentations, workshops, and demos.'' 

::''You can see info on the [[ChinaTrip|Noisebridge China Trip 1]], that happened in 2009,'' 
::''[[NoisebridgeChinaTrip2|Noisebridge China Trip 2]], that happened in 2011,'' 
::''[[NoisebridgeChinaTrip3|Noisebridge China Trip 3]], that happened in 2013,'' 
::''[[NoisebridgeChinaTrip4|Noisebridge China Trip 4]], that happened in 2014,'' 
::''[[NoisebridgeChinaTrip5|Noisebridge China Trip 5]], that happened in 2015,'' 

::-- [[User:Maltman23|Mitch]].

== This year's Hacker Trip To China ==
'''When:''' 11-October-2016 (Shanghai) through 1-November-2016 (Beijing).

'''Flight, transportation, and hotel Info''': We were each be on our own to book our own air fare to meet in Shanghai on 11-October, and fly home from Beijing on 1-November (or from wherever and whenever you decide to fly home from). 

I'll organized the itinerary and the hotels and other transport. I'll pay in advance for some of this, and you can pay me back. 

'''Where:''' In each of the cities we will go to, we'll visit some of their local hackerspace(s), and will be shown around by local geeks to see what interested them where they live. We'll also have plenty of time to do "normal" (and spectacular) tourist things too! 

'''Here's some possible places we might visit, leaving plenty of room for the serendipity that makes our Hacker Trip To China truly unique and memorable:''' 
* We'll start our trip by meeting in '''Shanghai''' on 11-October-2016. We'll visit [http://www.etonnet.com/ my manufacturer (Etonnet)] that I have used for [http://www.tvbgone.com TV-B-Gone] remote controls and [http://www.neurodreamer.com NeuroDreamer] sleep masks, where we will all get to see how products are made, from start to finish, learning how manufacturing works. We will also visit [http://xinchejian.com/ XinCheJian] hackerspace in Shanghai. We have been invited to the [http://www.shanghaimakercarnival.com/ Shanghai Maker Carnival], where we can all show off our projects and give workshops (if you like). We can also visit companies started by hardware hacker geeks, such as [http://www.dfrobot.com/ DFRobot]. We can also visit the [http://www.flickr.com/photos/maltman23/4064240200/in/set-72157622640069902/ Shanghai electronics mall] (a smaller version of the famous electronics mall we will later visit in Shenzhen).
* We'll go from Shanghai to '''Hong Kong''' and visit [http://www.dimsumlabs.com/ Dim Sum Labs] hackerspace. We'll also see lots of other cool stuff in Hong Kong. 
* Then we go across the border to mainland China again, to '''Shenzhen''' to visit [http://www.chaihuo.org/ Chaihuo Makerspace], [http://www.szdiy.org/ SZDIY] hackerspace, and a few other new hackerspaces, some of which are real, and hundreds of which are brand new (this year) over-the-top bizarre government-started places where they want to create "the next Apple" (we won't visit them all!). We have been invited to the [http://www.makerfaireshenzhen.com/english Maker Faire Shenzhen], where we can all show off our projects and give workshops (if you like). We'll also visit [http://www.seeedstudio.com Seeed Studio] - the open source hardware company - to meet the cool folks there and to see their manufacturing facilities. We'll meet with the founders of [http://dangerousprototypes.com/ Dangerous Prototypes] - another open source hardware company. We'll also visit other manufacturers, to see where all the things we use in our daily lives come from. Of course, we'll also visit the famous (and totally awesome!) [http://www.evilmadscientist.com/article.php/shenzhen/print Huaqiangbei electronics market] in Shenzhen. 
* We'll then make our way to '''Beijing''' where we'll visit the [http://www.bjmakerspace.com/ Beijing Makerspace] hackerspace. We'll also visit Tsinghua University, where they built the world's largest hackerspace last year, and where I've been hacker in residence. Beijing has lots and lots of way cool stuff to visit and be a part of.

For most of us, our trip will end here in Beijing as many people on our trip will fly home from Beijing on 1-November-2016.

''I will be in Beijing, as hacker in residence at Tsinghua University from 31-August through 10-October. Everyone is welcome to join me in Beijing for any or all of this residency. (And, of course, are everyone is free to arrive and leave whenever you like.) 
I fly home from Shanghai on 2-November. ''

'''Cost:''' For the fifth Noisebridge China trip, I paid $2,222 total (for 4 weeks), including air fare from SF and food and everything -- including all the electronics stuff that I bought. 
''Part of this year's trip may be paid for by Tsinghua University.''

'''#hashtag:''' [https://twitter.com/hashtag/httc2016 #httc2016]      (Hacker Trip To China 2016)

 
 

== Possible itinerary outline for Hacker Trip to China 6 ==

''Everyone is welcome to join me while I am hacker in residence at Tsinghua University from 31-August through 10-October.''
10-October-2016 -- Leave home for Shanghai (arrive in Shanghai on 11-October)''
''11-October-2016 -- Meet in Shanghai (hotel TBD)''
'''11-October to 17-October -- Shanghai'''
15-16-Oct: [www.shanghaimakercarnival.com/ Shanghai Maker Carnival]
'''17-October to 19-October -- Hong Kong
'''19-October to 24-October -- Shenzhen
21-23-Oct: [http://www.makerfaireshenzhen.com/ Maker Faire Shenzhen]
'''24-October to 1-November -- Beijing''' ''
''1-November-2016 -- fly home (arrive NA or EU on same day)''

 
 
 
 
 

== Photos from Hacker Trip to China #5==
<gallery>
File:HTTC2015HongKongNeon.jpg
File:HTTC2015ShenzhenFactory.jpg
File:HTTC2015ShanghaiTempleMall.jpg
File:HTTC2015BeijingDoor.jpg
File:HTTC2015HangzhouTemple.jpg
File:HTTC2015BeijingShop.jpg
File:HTTC2015SuzhouUmbrellas.jpg
</gallery>

Mitch's photos from [https://www.flickr.com/photos/maltman23/sets/72157659076735178 Hong Kong, Oct-2015] 
Mitch's photos from [https://www.flickr.com/photos/maltman23/sets/72157660026965949 Shenzhen, Oct-2015] 
Mitch's photos from [https://www.flickr.com/photos/maltman23/sets/72157660038275888 Shanghai, Oct-2015] 
Mitch's photos from [https://www.flickr.com/photos/maltman23/sets/72157658114137264 Beijing, Oct-2015] 
Mitch's photos from [https://www.flickr.com/photos/maltman23/albums/72157660424228042 YiWu & Hangzhou, Oct-2015] 
Mitch's photos from [https://www.flickr.com/photos/maltman23/albums/72157660650175925 Beijing Set 2, Oct-2015] 
Mitch's photos from [https://www.flickr.com/photos/maltman23/albums/72157658310336814 Shanghai & Suzhou, Oct-2015] 

[https://www.flickr.com/photos/maltman23/collections/72157660374807166/ Mitch's photos all in one place]

 
[https://picasaweb.google.com/dtharn/ChinaInOctober2015?feat=directlink Dave's photos]

 
Blake's photos:
* [https://www.flickr.com/photos/cwlcks/sets/72157662429341996 Hong Kong!]
* [https://www.flickr.com/photos/cwlcks/albums/72157660150285384 Shenzen!]
* [https://www.flickr.com/photos/cwlcks/albums/72157661790873029 Shanghai!]
* [https://www.flickr.com/photos/cwlcks/albums/72157660153522904 Beijing!]
 

Torrey's photos from [https://www.flickr.com/gp/torrey/Q840rT Hong Kong] 
Torrey's photos from [https://www.flickr.com/gp/torrey/yLo903 Shenzhen] 
Torrey's photos from [https://flic.kr/s/aHskqNiQeX Beijing] 
Torrey's photos from [https://flic.kr/s/aHskrE55NX Shanghai] 

 
 
 
 

== Photos from Hacker Trip to China #4==
<gallery>
File:HTTC2014WelcomeHackers.jpg
File:HTTC20143Nod_b.jpg
File:HTTC2014AiWeiWei.jpg
File:HTTC2014BeijingLGBTcentre.jpg
File:HTTC2014Brooms.jpg
File:HTTC2014CableFactory.jpg
File:HTTC2014ChaiHuo.jpg
File:HTTC2014GiantSewing.jpg
File:HTTC2014Huaqianbei.jpg
File:HTTC2014IEIK2014.jpg
File:HTTC2014SeeedStudio.jpg
File:HTTC2014Shanghai.jpg
File:HTTC2014Tianjin.jpg
File:HTTC2014Tienanmen.jpg
File:HTTC2014TrainConvenienceStore.jpg
File:HTTC2014TsinghuaMakersDay.jpg
File:HTTC20143Nod.jpg
File:HTTC2014XinCheJian.jpg
</gallery>

Mitch's photos from [https://www.flickr.com/photos/maltman23/sets/72157646894397704/ Beijing, Nov-2014] 
Mitch's photos from [https://www.flickr.com/photos/maltman23/sets/72157648975298719/ Shanghai, Nov-2014] 
Mitch's photos from [https://www.flickr.com/photos/maltman23/sets/72157648981933060/ Shenzhen, Nov-2014] 
Mitch's photos from [https://www.flickr.com/photos/maltman23/sets/72157649396351315/ Kunshan, Nov-2014] 
Mitch's photos from [https://www.flickr.com/photos/maltman23/sets/72157649148594118/ Shanghai (2), Nov-2014] 
Mitch's photos from [https://www.flickr.com/photos/maltman23/sets/72157649146775640/ Beijing (2), Nov-2014] 
Mitch's photos from [https://www.flickr.com/photos/maltman23/sets/72157649146987360/ Tianjin, Nov-2014] 
Mitch's photos from [https://www.flickr.com/photos/maltman23/sets/72157647372474753/ Beijing (3), Nov-2014] 
Mitch's photos from [https://www.flickr.com/photos/maltman23/sets/72157649287546450/ Singapore, Dec-2014] 

== You will Need a Chinese Visa!! ==
To go to China, you needed to get a visa!

Everyone should get a multiple-entry Tourist L visa (if you only get a single-entry visa, you won't be able to go to Hong Kong).

* And to get a visa, you need to have a passport that is valid ''at least'' 12 months after you planned to fly away from China (so, e.g., if you are leaving China on 1-November-2016, then your passport needs to be valid through 31-October-2017). Your passport must also have at least ''one entirely blank page''.

* You also need:
** a printout of a filled-out [http://www.china-embassy.org/eng/visas/fd/W020130830801798289342.pdf Visa Application Form V. 2013 of the People's Republic of China] (after we have everything we need I'll email you my filled out form as an example to follow).
** a copy of the information pages of your passport.
** a copy of your most Chinese visa (if you have been to China before).
** one 2"x2" recent color photo (not a printout).
** a screenshot or printout of hotel reservation confirmation (I'll email this to you when I have this).
** a copy of your airline tickets (both to and from China).

* For US citizens, the visa cost $140 (much cheaper for other nationalities). Starting this year, you can get a multiple-entry visa, good for 10 years. We should all apply for a Tourist L visa.

You can pay the fee by Visa, MasterCard, Money Order, Cashier's Check or Company Check. ''Cash or Personal checks are not acceptable.''

To get a visa, you can go to your local Chinese consulate. No appointment is required. You go in one day, and it will be ready for pick up 4 business days later. My experience is that it takes about an hour the first day, and takes only a few minutes to pick up the visa a few days later. (2 to 3 business-day and 1 business day/same-day express service is available for $20 or $30.) 
''NOTE: The Chinese consulates are all closed for holidays on: 2-May, 30-May, 4-July, 29-July, 5-September, 3-October, and other dates: 
[http://www.chinaconsulatesf.org/eng/lszj/t1328419.htm 2016 Chinese Consulate Holiday Schedule]''
 
(Citizens of US and Europe ''do not'' need a separate visa for Hong Kong.)
 

= Previous Noisebridge China Trips =
''If you're curious about the previous Noisebridge China Trips, they have their own wiki pages:'' 
[[ChinaTrip|Noisebridge China Trip 1]] 
          That first Noisebridge China Trip was inspired by Bunny Huang's [http://www.evilmadscientist.com/article.php/shenzhen/print "geek tour"]. 
 
[[NoisebridgeChinaTrip2|Noisebridge China Trip 2]] 
 
[[NoisebridgeChinaTrip3|Hacker Trip to China 3]]
 
[[NoisebridgeChinaTrip4|Hacker Trip to China 4]]
 
[[NoisebridgeChinaTrip4|Hacker Trip to China 5]]

--[[user: maltman23 | Mitch]].

= People interested in going on the Hacker Trip to China #6, 2016: =


'''Below is a list of people interested in going on this year's Hacker Trip To China.'''
 


'''You do not need to be a member of Noisebridge to go on this trip!'''
 

'''Please email me if you have any questions, or if you would like to meet up with us on the trip:''' 
''mitch *AT* CornfieldElectronics *DOT* com''

The trip is limited to 20 people total (including Mitch) 
-- the first 19 people (after Mitch) who are either there already, or who bought tickets to meet in Shanghai on or before 11-October-2016 are the people who are in this Trip        (which probably means flying away from home on or before 10-October) 


Note: Many people have gotten good deals on their plane fares (including me) with the help of my friend Vlad at:        [http://www.flystein.com/ Flystein] Feel free to email me, and I'll send your email to Vlad, who will be happy to help you with your flights.
 

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|Paul Strohmeier
|align="center"|Yes
|Arrive: Arriving in Shanghai 10th of October, 10:10am with Aeroflot flight SU-208
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|align="center"|No
|Arrive: GRU-HKG
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|Rebecca Wee
|align="center"|Yes
|Arrive: Shanghai 10/11 arriving via Shanghai Airlines at 7:05pm - 10/17 departing at 1am Air Asia ; Beijing 10/24 arriving via Shanghai Airlines 9103 at 3:55pm - 11/2
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Diane moaned with ecstasy as Terry and Kevin worked her long, firm nipples like levers, sliding her boulder-like boobs up and down the unbelievable length of Mahmout's shaft. The work was made harder by the fact that Mahmout's cock had begun to brush up against he ceiling, forcing them to work at an angle, rather than straight up and down.
Mahmout's cock continued to expand, massive veins bulged across the surface like snakes, winding their way up the gleaming tower of flesh.
"Holy shit! How much bigger is that thing gonna get?" asked Kevin, his jaw slack at the sight of the towering cock.
"Fuck if I know," grunted Terry, sweating with the effort of pumping Diane's gigantic tit.
Mahmout didn't seem to mind the massive new developments in his cock, he seemed to have finally lost himself in the pleasure of the world's biggest titfuck.
Diane, meanwhile, was more than enjoying herself. The combined thrill of Terry and Kevin stroking her colossal nipples and the growing warmth in her crotch was driving her insane with pleasure.
"Yes! Oh yessss!" she moaned, fondling the growing bulge in her own pants.
She'd never gotten around to wiping the cream off her gloves, by now her clit had received a double dose of the supercharged cream. The once tiny nubbin of flesh had expanded into a full blown sausage, and it was only a matter of time before she gave into the temptation to just whip it out and start jerking off like a dude. Her pussy, too, had puffed up to nearly twice its size and her swollen labia were putting a pleasurable pressure on her throbbing clit-on.
Mahmout began to groan and his yoga-ball sized nuts began to contract, hugging his shaft like a pair of bears snuggling up against an oak tree.
"I think he's getting close," panted Terry, watching Mahmout's eyes as they rolled back in his head.
Kevin nodded and the pair began to stroke faster, driving Mahmout inexorably toward climax.
Diane purred hungrily as she felt Mahmout's shaft grow hot and bulge in anticipation of orgasm. She reached up and grasped the trunk of his shaft, pulling it down with all her weight and inching backwards until the gargantuan cockhead was right in her face.
"What the hell are you doing?" grunted Kevin. "This angle is really difficult."
"Just keep it up a little longer," Diane instructed. "He's close, I can feel it..."
She gazed into Mahmout's gaping cumslit. It was like looking down the barrel of an artillery piece.
Mahmout moaned again and his balls tightened further.
"Oh yeah, cum for me, baby," Diane licked her lips, gripping Mahmout's cockhead firmly behind the flared edges of the broad mushroom and opening her mouth wide.
"Don't tell me you're gonna try and swallow that load?" asked Kevin, his eyes bugging in disbelief. "There's no way you could take it all!"
"I dunno, man," said Terry, "she did chug like, two gallons of protein shake without taking a breath. I think she might be able to handle this."
"There's no way I'm gonna pussy out on taking the world's largest cumshot," said Diane.
Mahmout grunted and his abs tightened as a visible bulge began to climb the twelve and a half foot pillar of his cock.
"Here we go!" Diane grinned and plunged her face into Mahmout's cockhead. His cumslit was actually larger than her mouth, so she stuck her whole face in and opened wide...
***
This is the part where Diane almost died.
***
Mahmout let out a terrific howl of pleasure and let loose with a blast of jizz that, for a moment, looked like an explosion of white.
Cum flooded into Diane's mouth, filling her cheeks and spraying out her nose. Her years of experience in sucking cock were the only thing that saved her; if she'd hesitated to swallow for only a split second, three gallons of spunk would have flooded into her lungs instead of her stomach.
The pressure was enough to knock her off her feet, she hit the wall behind her with enough force to crack the drywall, held momentarily in midair by a stream of jizz that would have shamed a fire hose.
Terry and Kevin, still gripping Diane's now eighteen inch nipples, were yanked off balance and flung to the ground as the wet splatter of semen cascaded off the wall and pattered all over them in heavy globs.
Trapped beneath the incredible weight of her tits, Diane flailed helplessly in a lake of cum, her entire body frosted in white goo. She still couldn't breathe and her efforts to call for help only produced sticky bubbles in the inch lick layer of jizz that covered her head.
Terry was the first to realize what was happening and rushed to help, scraping the jizz off Diane's face in wet handfuls and flicking it to the ground. He was coated in semen up to his knees and he could feel it squishing in his socks as he sloshed around to help Diane to a sitting position.
Diane drew a gasping breath and lifted her hand to her nose, clamping down on one nostril and blowing a thick rope of jizz out the other.
"Holy. Living. Fuck!" exclaimed Kevin, lifting himself off the ground and stepping away from the expanding puddle of jizz. "That was-"
"The most awesome thing I've ever experienced!" shouted Diane, raising her fists over her head in triumph.
Mahmout lay on his back twelve feet away, moaning softly in his own private world as his still-firm cock pumped out the dregs of his orgasm in footlong ropes.
"Dudes, help me up!" Diane ordered, "There's jizz going to waste!"
Terry and Kevin hesitated for a moment, then shrugged and hoisted Diane up by her armpits, rolling her forward on her gargantuan tits until she could latch onto Mahmout's still-pulsing cockhead.
Now that the flow of Mahmout's cum was more like a garden hose than a firehose, Diane drank from it easily, guzzling down the hot liquid with enthusiasm.
"Where does she put it all?" asked Kevin.
"Isn't it obvious?" Terry nudged one of Diane's boobs with his foot.
Diane's stomach didn't remain bloated for long. Her tits were still growing and their overcharged metabolism made swift use of Mahmout's load. For several minutes, it seemed like Mahmout were pumping directly into Diane's hefty gazongas. With every gulp, her boobs swelled a little larger and her nipples puffed out a little further. Before long, her erect teats were the size of traffic cones, jutting from a pair of breasts that were each as large as she was.
"Oh man!" sighed Diane, scooping the last of Mahmout's cum out of his slit with her finger and licking it off like cake frosting.
"So, did this thing get any smaller?" asked Terry, looking over the fleshy yards of Mahmout's monster dick.
"It looks smaller, but that might just be because it's starting to get soft," observed Kevin.
Diane nodded.
"We'll give him time to built up another load, then go again," she said.
Kevin raised a hand.
"Can we like, give him an hour or something? I'm fucking exhausted."
"Yeah, and I'd kind of like to take a shower," added Terry, gesturing to the slick coat of cum that covered most of his lower body.
"Whatever," Diane shrugged, sending a small cascade of spunk rolling off her soulders where it merged with the goopy puddle that covered most of the floor. "Just remember we've gotta do this like, five more times before he'll be small enough to walk. If you take long breaks in between, we'll be at this all day."
"Yeah, I'm sure you'd hate that," Terry rolled his eyes.
Diane made a kissy face at him and leaned forward on her boobs, luxuriating in their bouncy softness. She felt another stir in her loins and remembered she had plenty to keep herself occupied while she waited for Mahmout's gargantuan balls to churn up a new load of hot cum.
Her boobs weren't the only thing that had taken advantage of Mahmout's load to fuel their growth. Her sausage-like clit was swiftly expanding into a full blown bratwurst. She wondered it Terry would be jealous if she got bigger than him.
With that thought in mind, she waited for Terry and Kevin to leave before snagging the bottle of cream. She had to scoop it off the bed with Mahmout's lacrosse stick, as she couldn't reach that far. A couple of pumps filled her gloved hand with a satisfying mound of the precious growth cream and she began to massage it vigorously into her hungry clit...

RouterBOARD 133

2016-08-30T21:25:49Z

37.187.129.166:

See also: [[Sparky]]

==OpenWRT==

空

<pre>
BusyBox v1.8.2 (2008-05-30 09:59:52 EEST) built-in shell (ash)
Enter 'help' for a list of built-in commands.

_______ ________ __
| |.-----.-----.-----.| | | |.----.| |_
| - || _ | -__| || | | || _|| _|
|_______|| __|_____|__|__||________||__| |____|
|__| W I R E L E S S F R E E D O M
KAMIKAZE (bleeding edge, r11293) -------------------
* 10 oz Vodka Shake well with ice and strain
* 10 oz Triple sec mixture into 10 shot glasses.
* 10 oz lime juice Salute!
---------------------------------------------------
root@OpenWrt:/#
</pre>

Teh SECRET sauce

<code>sudo dnsmasq -i eth0 --dhcp-range=192.168.1.100,192.168.1.200 --dhcp-boot=openwrt-adm5120-2.6-vmlinux.elf --enable-tftp --tftp-root=/srv/tftp/ -d -u dnsmasq -p0 -K --log-dhcp --bootp-dynamic</code>

===Downloads===
*netboot image (stage 0)
**http://wifi.ozo.com/airo/openwrt/firmware/kamikaze/2.6/adm5120/latest/openwrt-adm5120-2.6-vmlinux.elf
*kernal (stage 1)
**http://wifi.ozo.com/airo/openwrt/firmware/kamikaze/2.6/adm5120/latest/kernel
*image (stage 1)
**http://wifi.ozo.com/airo/openwrt/firmware/kamikaze/2.6/adm5120/latest/openwrt-adm5120-2.6-rootfs.tgz
*packages (stage 2)
** https://web.archive.org/web/20090210193059/http://downloads.openwrt.org/kamikaze/packages/mipsel/
** http://wifi.ozo.com/airo/openwrt/packages/mipsel/

===References===
*http://rb1xx.ozo.com/doku.php
*https://wiki.openwrt.org/toh/mikrotik/common
*https://downloads.openwrt.org/kamikaze/docs/openwrt.html

==Meraki Flashed Versions==

Manual: http://www.routerboard.sk/files/pdf/rb133&133c_manual.pdf

Note: The following references boards that have a meraki flashed NAND.

===power===
The board has a non-standard PoE option, there is also a barrel connector that supports 9-28V DC tip positive supply

===www===
Connecting the first ethernet port (has PoE sticker) to a DHCP enabled network will allow access to some meraki web pages. Browse to the IP to see these pages.

*index.cgi
*advanced.html
*configure/index.cgi

Some pages are password protected. The username is 'admin' and the password is the serial number. The serial number can be obtained via the serial terminal using 'cat /MERAKI_SERIAL'

=== serial boot output ===

CuteCom was used to get the following via Serial Console http://cutecom.sourceforge.net/

<pre>
BusyBox v1.1.0 (2007.09.21-01:28+0000) Built-in shell (ash)
Enter 'help' for a list of built-in commands.

http://meraki.com/

Welcome to your Meraki device. Please look for developer information at
http://meraki.com. We would like to encourage you to play with this
platform and add your own features to it. However, our lawyers
require us to tell you that much of the software on this device is
protected by copyrights, and may not be redistributed or sold.

Like hacking on wireless stuff? Come work with us! jobs@meraki.com

Happy Hacking!
00:18:0A:00:F0:DC:/# help

Built-in commands:
-------------------
\0x09. : alias bg break cd chdir command continue eval exec exit export
\0x09false fg getopts hash help jobs kill let local pwd read readonly
\0x09return set shift times trap true type ulimit umask unalias unset
\0x09wait
</pre>

reboot command, followed by any key to enter setup
<pre>

00:18:0A:00:F0:DC:/# reboot
00:18:0A:00:F0:DC:/# adm5120_wdt_release: release

The system is going down NOW !!

Sending SIGTERM to all processes.

Sending SIGKILL to all processes.

Please stand by while rebooting the system.
Restarting s\0xf9

RouterBOOT booter 2.7

RouterBoard 133

CPU frequency: 175 MHz
Memory size: 32 MB

Press any key within 2 seconds to enter setup.

RouterBOOT-2.7
What do you want to configure?
d - boot delay
k - boot key
s - serial console
o - boot device
u - cpu mode
r - reset configuration
e - format nand
g - upgrade firmware
i - board info
p - boot protocol
t - do memory testing
x - exit setup
your choice:
</pre>

===more console out===

<pre>
RouterBOOT booter 2.7

RouterBoard 133

CPU frequency: 175 MHz
Memory size: 32 MB

Press any key within 2 seconds to enter setup..
loading kernel from nand... OK
setting up elf image... OK
jumping to kernel code
mem_detect: disable buffers for both banks
mem_detect: checking for 64MB chip in 1st bank
mem_detect: write 0xAAAAAAAA to 0xA0000000
mem_detect: delay 10000 ns
mem_detect: pattern at 0xA1000000 is 0x55555555
mem_detect: write 0xAAAAAAAA to 0xA0000000
mem_detect: delay 10000 ns
mem_detect: pattern at 0xA2000000 is 0x55555555
mem_detect: chip size in 1st bank is 64MB
mem_detect: enable buffers for both banks
mem_detect: 1x64MB memory found
<6>ADM5120 revision 8, running at 175MHz
<6>Boot loader is: RouterBOOT
<6>Booted from : NAND flash
<6>Board is : RouterBOARD 133
<6>Memory size : 32MB
done meminit
Linux version 2.6.16.16 (xyu@xyu-dev) (gcc version 3.4.6 (OpenWrt-2.0)) #14 Wed Sep 26 18:49:21 PDT 2007
ADM5120 board setup
CPU revision is: 0001800b
Determined physical RAM map:
memory: 013d1000 @ 00c2f000 (usable)
Built 1 zonelists
Kernel command line: console=ttyS0,115200 rootfstype=squashfs,yaffs2,jffs2 init=/etc/preinit
Primary instruction cache 8kB, physically tagged, 2-way, linesize 16 bytes.
Primary data cache 8kB, 2-way, linesize 16 bytes.
Synthesized TLB refill handler (20 instructions).
Synthesized TLB load handler fastpath (32 instructions).
Synthesized TLB store handler fastpath (32 instructions).
Synthesized TLB modify handler fastpath (31 instructions).
PID hash table entries: 256 (order: 8, 4096 bytes)
Using 87.500 MHz high precision timer.
Dentry cache hash table entries: 8192 (order: 3, 32768 bytes)
Inode-cache hash table entries: 4096 (order: 2, 16384 bytes)
Memory: 19960k/20292k available (2336k kernel code, 316k reserved, 447k data, 9544k init, 0k highmem)
Mount-cache hash table entries: 512
Checking for 'wait' instruction... available.
unpacking initramfs....done
NET: Registered protocol family 16
adm5120: system has PCI BIOS
usbcore: registered new driver usbfs
usbcore: registered new driver hub
Algorithmics/MIPS FPU Emulator v1.5
PCI: slot number 0 is not supported
PCI: mapping irq for 0000:00:02.0 pin:1, irq:15
yaffs Sep 20 2007 18:44:25 Installing.
Initializing Cryptographic API
io scheduler noop registered
io scheduler anticipatory registered (default)
io scheduler deadline registered
io scheduler cfq registered
watchdog hb: 90 WDOG0: 0xa32806dd WDOG1: 0x7fff06de
adm5120_wdt_init using heartbeat 90 s cycles 9000
watchdog hb: 90 WDOG0: 0xa3280000 WDOG1: 0x7fff0000
ttyS0 at I/O 0x12600000 (irq = 9) is a ADM5120
ttyS1 at I/O 0x12800000 (irq = 10) is a ADM5120
eth0: ADM5120 switch port0
eth1: ADM5120 switch port1
eth2: ADM5120 switch port2
tun: Universal TUN/TAP device driver, 1.6
tun: (C) 1999-2004 Max Krasnyansky <maxk@qualcomm.com>
RB1xx nand
NAND device: Manufacturer ID: 0xad, Chip ID: 0x76 (Hynix NAND 64MiB 3,3V 8-bit)
Scanning device for bad blocks
Creating 4 MTD partitions on "NAND 64MiB 3,3V 8-bit":
0x00000000-0x00400000 : "/bootpart"
0x00400000-0x00800000 : "/storage"
0x00800000-0x00810000 : "paniclog"
0x00810000-0x04000000 : "extra"
usbmon: debugfs is not available
mice: PS/2 mouse device common for all mice
NET: Registered protocol family 2
IP route cache hash table entries: 512 (order: -1, 2048 bytes)
TCP established hash table entries: 2048 (order: 2, 16384 bytes)
TCP bind hash table entries: 2048 (order: 2, 16384 bytes)
TCP: Hash tables configured (established 2048 bind 2048)
TCP reno registered
ip_conntrack version 2.4 (256 buckets, 2048 max) - 232 bytes per conntrack
ip_conntrack_pptp version 3.1 loaded
ip_nat_pptp version 3.0 loaded
ip_tables: (C) 2000-2006 Netfilter Core Team
ClusterIP Version 0.8 loaded successfully
TCP bic registered
NET: Registered protocol family 1
NET: Registered protocol family 17
Bridge firewalling registered
802.1Q VLAN Support v1.8 Ben Greear <greearb@candelatech.com>
All bugs added by David S. Miller <davem@redhat.com>
Freeing unused kernel memory: 9544k freed
init started: BusyBox v1.1.0 (2007.09.21-01:28+0000) multi-call binary

Please press Enter to activate this console. yaffs: dev is 32505856 name is "mtdblock0"
yaffs: passed flags ""
yaffs: Attempting MTD mount on 31.0, "mtdblock0"
yaffs: auto selecting yaffs1
yaffs: dev is 32505857 name is "mtdblock1"
yaffs: passed flags ""
yaffs: Attempting MTD mount on 31.1, "mtdblock1"
yaffs: auto selecting yaffs1
adm5120_wdt: starting watchdog w/timeout 90 seconds
watchdog hb: 90 WDOG0: 0xa328028c WDOG1: 0x7fff028c
ath_hal: module license 'Proprietary' taints kernel.
ath_hal: 0.9.18.0 (AR5210, AR5211, AR5212, RF5111, RF5112, RF2413, RF5413, REGOPS_FUNC)
wlan: 0.8.4.2 (svn 10828)
ath_rate_sample: 1.2 (svn 10828)
ath_pci: 0.9.4.5 (svn 10828)
PCI: Enabling device 0000:00:02.0 (0000 -> 0002)
wifi0: 11a rates: 6Mbps 9Mbps 12Mbps 18Mbps 24Mbps 36Mbps 48Mbps 54Mbps
wifi0: 11b rates: 1Mbps 2Mbps 5.5Mbps 11Mbps
wifi0: 11g rates: 1Mbps 2Mbps 5.5Mbps 11Mbps 6Mbps 9Mbps 12Mbps 18Mbps 24Mbps 36Mbps 48Mbps 54Mbps
wifi0: H/W encryption support: WEP AES AES_CCM TKIP
wifi0: mac 10.4 phy 6.1 radio 6.3
wifi0: Use hw queue 1 for WME_AC_BE traffic
wifi0: Use hw queue 0 for WME_AC_BK traffic
wifi0: Use hw queue 2 for WME_AC_VI traffic
wifi0: Use hw queue 3 for WME_AC_VO traffic
wifi0: Use hw queue 8 for CAB traffic
wifi0: Use hw queue 9 for beacons
couldn't load module 'wlan_scan_sta' (-89)
unable to load wlan_scan_sta
wifi0: Atheros 5212: mem=0x11400000, irq=15
click: starting router thread pid 478 (818d3480)
wlan: mac acl policy registered

!!!!! reading /tmp/mtunnel_state failed: No such file or directory
couldn't load module 'wlan_scan_monitor' (-89)
unable to load wlan_scan_monitor

BusyBox v1.1.0 (2007.09.21-01:28+0000) Built-in shell (ash)
Enter 'help' for a list of built-in commands.

http://meraki.com/

Welcome to your Meraki device. Please look for developer information at
http://meraki.com. We would like to encourage you to play with this
platform and add your own features to it. However, our lawyers
require us to tell you that much of the software on this device is
protected by copyrights, and may not be redistributed or sold.

Like hacking on wireless stuff? Come work with us! jobs@meraki.com

Happy Hacking!
00:18:0A:00:F1:7C:/#
</pre>

Wiki page for RB133
http://wiki.openwrt.org/doku.php?id=oldwiki:openwrtdocs:hardware:mikrotik:rb100

Diane moaned with ecstasy as Terry and Kevin worked her long, firm nipples like levers, sliding her boulder-like boobs up and down the unbelievable length of Mahmout's shaft. The work was made harder by the fact that Mahmout's cock had begun to brush up against he ceiling, forcing them to work at an angle, rather than straight up and down.
Mahmout's cock continued to expand, massive veins bulged across the surface like snakes, winding their way up the gleaming tower of flesh.
"Holy shit! How much bigger is that thing gonna get?" asked Kevin, his jaw slack at the sight of the towering cock.
"Fuck if I know," grunted Terry, sweating with the effort of pumping Diane's gigantic tit.
Mahmout didn't seem to mind the massive new developments in his cock, he seemed to have finally lost himself in the pleasure of the world's biggest titfuck.
Diane, meanwhile, was more than enjoying herself. The combined thrill of Terry and Kevin stroking her colossal nipples and the growing warmth in her crotch was driving her insane with pleasure.
"Yes! Oh yessss!" she moaned, fondling the growing bulge in her own pants.
She'd never gotten around to wiping the cream off her gloves, by now her clit had received a double dose of the supercharged cream. The once tiny nubbin of flesh had expanded into a full blown sausage, and it was only a matter of time before she gave into the temptation to just whip it out and start jerking off like a dude. Her pussy, too, had puffed up to nearly twice its size and her swollen labia were putting a pleasurable pressure on her throbbing clit-on.
Mahmout began to groan and his yoga-ball sized nuts began to contract, hugging his shaft like a pair of bears snuggling up against an oak tree.
"I think he's getting close," panted Terry, watching Mahmout's eyes as they rolled back in his head.
Kevin nodded and the pair began to stroke faster, driving Mahmout inexorably toward climax.
Diane purred hungrily as she felt Mahmout's shaft grow hot and bulge in anticipation of orgasm. She reached up and grasped the trunk of his shaft, pulling it down with all her weight and inching backwards until the gargantuan cockhead was right in her face.
"What the hell are you doing?" grunted Kevin. "This angle is really difficult."
"Just keep it up a little longer," Diane instructed. "He's close, I can feel it..."
She gazed into Mahmout's gaping cumslit. It was like looking down the barrel of an artillery piece.
Mahmout moaned again and his balls tightened further.
"Oh yeah, cum for me, baby," Diane licked her lips, gripping Mahmout's cockhead firmly behind the flared edges of the broad mushroom and opening her mouth wide.
"Don't tell me you're gonna try and swallow that load?" asked Kevin, his eyes bugging in disbelief. "There's no way you could take it all!"
"I dunno, man," said Terry, "she did chug like, two gallons of protein shake without taking a breath. I think she might be able to handle this."
"There's no way I'm gonna pussy out on taking the world's largest cumshot," said Diane.
Mahmout grunted and his abs tightened as a visible bulge began to climb the twelve and a half foot pillar of his cock.
"Here we go!" Diane grinned and plunged her face into Mahmout's cockhead. His cumslit was actually larger than her mouth, so she stuck her whole face in and opened wide...
***
This is the part where Diane almost died.
***
Mahmout let out a terrific howl of pleasure and let loose with a blast of jizz that, for a moment, looked like an explosion of white.
Cum flooded into Diane's mouth, filling her cheeks and spraying out her nose. Her years of experience in sucking cock were the only thing that saved her; if she'd hesitated to swallow for only a split second, three gallons of spunk would have flooded into her lungs instead of her stomach.
The pressure was enough to knock her off her feet, she hit the wall behind her with enough force to crack the drywall, held momentarily in midair by a stream of jizz that would have shamed a fire hose.
Terry and Kevin, still gripping Diane's now eighteen inch nipples, were yanked off balance and flung to the ground as the wet splatter of semen cascaded off the wall and pattered all over them in heavy globs.
Trapped beneath the incredible weight of her tits, Diane flailed helplessly in a lake of cum, her entire body frosted in white goo. She still couldn't breathe and her efforts to call for help only produced sticky bubbles in the inch lick layer of jizz that covered her head.
Terry was the first to realize what was happening and rushed to help, scraping the jizz off Diane's face in wet handfuls and flicking it to the ground. He was coated in semen up to his knees and he could feel it squishing in his socks as he sloshed around to help Diane to a sitting position.
Diane drew a gasping breath and lifted her hand to her nose, clamping down on one nostril and blowing a thick rope of jizz out the other.
"Holy. Living. Fuck!" exclaimed Kevin, lifting himself off the ground and stepping away from the expanding puddle of jizz. "That was-"
"The most awesome thing I've ever experienced!" shouted Diane, raising her fists over her head in triumph.
Mahmout lay on his back twelve feet away, moaning softly in his own private world as his still-firm cock pumped out the dregs of his orgasm in footlong ropes.
"Dudes, help me up!" Diane ordered, "There's jizz going to waste!"
Terry and Kevin hesitated for a moment, then shrugged and hoisted Diane up by her armpits, rolling her forward on her gargantuan tits until she could latch onto Mahmout's still-pulsing cockhead.
Now that the flow of Mahmout's cum was more like a garden hose than a firehose, Diane drank from it easily, guzzling down the hot liquid with enthusiasm.
"Where does she put it all?" asked Kevin.
"Isn't it obvious?" Terry nudged one of Diane's boobs with his foot.
Diane's stomach didn't remain bloated for long. Her tits were still growing and their overcharged metabolism made swift use of Mahmout's load. For several minutes, it seemed like Mahmout were pumping directly into Diane's hefty gazongas. With every gulp, her boobs swelled a little larger and her nipples puffed out a little further. Before long, her erect teats were the size of traffic cones, jutting from a pair of breasts that were each as large as she was.
"Oh man!" sighed Diane, scooping the last of Mahmout's cum out of his slit with her finger and licking it off like cake frosting.
"So, did this thing get any smaller?" asked Terry, looking over the fleshy yards of Mahmout's monster dick.
"It looks smaller, but that might just be because it's starting to get soft," observed Kevin.
Diane nodded.
"We'll give him time to built up another load, then go again," she said.
Kevin raised a hand.
"Can we like, give him an hour or something? I'm fucking exhausted."
"Yeah, and I'd kind of like to take a shower," added Terry, gesturing to the slick coat of cum that covered most of his lower body.
"Whatever," Diane shrugged, sending a small cascade of spunk rolling off her soulders where it merged with the goopy puddle that covered most of the floor. "Just remember we've gotta do this like, five more times before he'll be small enough to walk. If you take long breaks in between, we'll be at this all day."
"Yeah, I'm sure you'd hate that," Terry rolled his eyes.
Diane made a kissy face at him and leaned forward on her boobs, luxuriating in their bouncy softness. She felt another stir in her loins and remembered she had plenty to keep herself occupied while she waited for Mahmout's gargantuan balls to churn up a new load of hot cum.
Her boobs weren't the only thing that had taken advantage of Mahmout's load to fuel their growth. Her sausage-like clit was swiftly expanding into a full blown bratwurst. She wondered it Terry would be jealous if she got bigger than him.
With that thought in mind, she waited for Terry and Kevin to leave before snagging the bottle of cream. She had to scoop it off the bed with Mahmout's lacrosse stick, as she couldn't reach that far. A couple of pumps filled her gloved hand with a satisfying mound of the precious growth cream and she began to massage it vigorously into her hungry clit...

NoiseNoise board

2016-08-30T21:23:25Z

37.187.129.166:

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<a href=<a>chuddahslebbek</a> corroboratingsemirationalizedocularydollopdepositions <a href=<a>patriotlypseudoparasitic</a>
Laying in a deep puddle of milky cum and stroking a clit that was bigger than the average penis was something Diane never thought would be a part of her day when she had woke up that morning. Neither did she think that her breasts would have blown up to the size of oversized beach balls would be in the cards either. But here she was hunched over in the middle of Mahmout's dorm room stroking her clot like she was milking a cow. Her gapping pussy was a frothy mess, her juices ran down her legs like a steady fountain. The rumble coming from Mahmout's engorged nut sack was loud enough to break her concentration. She looked over at the dark-skinned hunk and smiled. He was still half conscious, but his meaty log flared and lolled from side to side like an animal on it's back struggling to get upright. She reached over and ran her hands along the swollen length. "Oh poor baby. The guys are taking way too long and you need some relief. Let me help."

With a bit of effort, Diane was able to shuffle over to Mahmout and positioned herself alongside the anaconda snaking out from his groin. She rolled over on her side so that her breasts were stacked on top of each other like a stack of the biggest hotcakes on the planet. She smacked Mahmout on the leg to get him to wake up. "Come on big boy, you gotta help me out here. You gotta help me lift that fucking cock of yours so we can get it right in between these fat babies," she said patting her truly gigantic breast. Mahmout was still dazed but nodded in the affirmative.

It took longer than it should have but Mahmout's cock was finally nestled snuggly inside the enormous cleavage of Diane's fat tits. She rocked back and forth while furiously running her hands up along the portion of the shaft she could reach. She looked over her shoulder and saw that at least four feet of his cock still was left untouched. She scooted her body down a bit and with a couple of deft moves, wrapped her fat, meaty thighs around the portion of his cock right below the glans. With a cock that size, everything was super sensitive and the frenelum on Mahmout's cock was as sensitive as ever. As Diane churned her legs around his shaft, the sensations woke Mahmout right up. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh," he moaned loudly as Diane started with the full body massage on his cock. The friction on her 7 inch clit felt mazing and she worked her legs feverishly in response to the overwhelming heat emanating from her gushing pussy. It only took 5 minutes of action before both of them erupted.

Mahmout's cock lurched and he screamed out in both pain and ecstasy. His cock looked like a fire hydrant as it sprayed thick nut juice from the fat head. Rope after rope of thick, milky cum blasted from his cock, each one larger than the rope before. Diane didn't even notice that Mahmout was cumming as she was cumming herself, the spray from her orgasm blasting out from her engorged and enormous pussy like a geyser. The hot juice sprayed everywhere as it splashed off of Mahmout's cock, the heat form it invigorating Mahmout's own ejaculation. Mahmout flailed his arms and his hand slapped against Diane's overgrown tit. He instinctively grabbed at the eighteen-inch nipple and squeezed; the sensation sent Diane reeling. "Fuck yes!" she screamed. "Pull em baby! Yesssssssss!" Mahmout had no idea what he was doing or what he was grabbing. He knew only that he needed to grab something to counteract the force of the ball draining cum he was in the middle of. He was in sensory overload and thought he was going to pass out. Diane's humped and banged her body against his cock as hard as she could. She bucked reached up over her head and pawed at the huge nuts that splayed underneath Mahmout's heavy appendage. She could feel the seminal vessels bulging and belching the monumental load up through the long urethra. She could hear the grumbling and churning even over her own screams and Mahmout's moans. After a full minute and a half, Mahmout's orgasm finally stopped, leaving him utterly and totally out of it. Diane however, still humped his cock like a frenzied dog, her pussy on fire.

Kevin and Terry walked in just as Mahmout passed out. Kevin couldn't believe what he was looking at. "Fuck man," he said stunned. "Looks like a bigger load than the last one." Terry nodded weakly. It wasn't the size of the load that had his attention, but the size of Diane's clit that had him wide eyed.

User talk:Maltman23

2016-08-30T21:20:43Z

37.187.129.166:

t had taken hours, but Terry, Kevin and Diane had been able to pump Mahmout's genitals back down to something resembling a manageable size. Now the muscled Persian youth's nineteen inch softie rested lazily atop a pair of testicles the size of grapefruit while he burbled to himself in his sleep.
"Do you think he's gonna be like that forever?" asked Kevin, glancing nervously back at the dozing Mahmout for the dozenth time.
"How the hell should I know?" Terry snapped. He didn't feel well. Guilt ate up his insides like a swarm of carnivorous butterflies, and even in the dead of night on a back road, he felt the eyes of the world on him.
"Shit, man. Sorry," Kevin apologized. He went back to looking straight ahead. Down in his lap, he adjusted his own flaccid footlong which dangled over the lip of the passenger seat, barely fazed by the chilly night air.
After a few seconds, he glanced back again, this time looking past Mahmout, peering at the mountainous shape in the flatbed behind the back seat.
"So, that was pretty crazy what happened with Diane, huh?" he asked.
Terry chortled sardonically in response.
"Crazy" didn't begin to cover it. Driven into a frenzy of lust by Mahmout's epic tool, Diane had slathered every part of herself with the cream, quickly swelling up to even more ridiculous proportions than the hapless man they'd come to save. But what Terry and Kevin had found most shocking was not her beachball-sized tits or couch-crushing bottom and thighs, but the incredible transformation that had been inflicted on Diane's already overactive clit.
The once pinkie-sized nubbin had been dosed with cream and had expanded into a grotesque appendage that dwarfed even Terry's titanic tool (which was currently thrown casually over his left thigh to keep it out of the way).
Even more bizarrely, however, was the pair of massive, dark, intimidating testicles that had sprouted out from the base of her clit.
Terry and Kevin had watched in horrified fascination as Diane's oversized pleasure button had morphed from a slim pink shaft into a hefty, coffee brown monster that resembled Mahmout's cock in every way but size. The rich dark skintone of her new cock terminated sharply where the base of her shaft met her groin, which was still a silky, milky white.
Invigorated by her new baseball-bat sized appendage, Diane had launched into the task of jerking off Mahmout with renewed vigor, guzzling gallons of his cum until her bloated belly could take no more and she collapsed from exhaustion.
Now, she was passed out in the flatbed of her own hot-pink Jeep as the four of them cruised hurriedly back towards the Mu Lambda sorority house. In the passing light of the streetlamps, she resembled a mountain range. Her gargantuan tits, each one two large to encompass in a bear hug, jiggled like gelatin against the momentous curve of her cum-stuffed belly. Her ass, now nearly as broad as the span of Terry's arms, was squeezed tightly into the narrow storage space, leaving her preposterously thick thighs and legs to dangle over the side of the truck. Her hoselike cock was slung out the back of the flatbed to allow the constant drizzle of milky precum to drain out onto the street, constantly renewed by a pair of balls the size of her head.
Terry didn't understand how the cream worked, but he'd never known it to add body parts that weren't there. The new development of Diane's fully functioning cock and balls disturbed him greatly. When he'd gotten back to the Mu Lambda house, he'd have a lot of questions for Kate...

Arduino for Total Newbies

2015-03-25T18:24:45Z

37.187.129.166: 'nother status update to increase RSVPs

= '''Arduinos for Total Newbies''': =

'''Better hurry up and get your tickets.....four days left to go and nearly two-thirds of the available tickets have ALREADY been sold!'''

== ''Learn Arduino using TV-B-Gone as an example project'' ==

== Abstract: ==

[[Image:Arduinos_For_Total_Newbies_workshop.jpg|thumb|right|Arduino For Total Newbies workshop at Noisebridge]]

You've probably heard lots about [http://arduino.cc/ Arduino]. But if you don't know what it is, or how you can use it to do all sorts of cool things, then this fun and easy workshop is for you. As an example project, we'll be creating a [http://www.tvbgone.com/cfe_tvbg_main.php TV-B-Gone] remote control out of an Arduino you can take home with you.

== Full Description: ==
Arduino is an amazingly powerful tool that is very simple to learn to use. It was designed so that artists and non-geeks can start from nothing, and make something cool happen in less than 90 minutes. Yet, it is powerful enough so that uber-geeks can use it for their projects as well.

This workshop is easy enough for '''''total newbies''''' to learn all you need to know to get going on an Arduino.

Taught by [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitch_Altman Mitch Altman]. Participants will make their own Arduino clone, and set it up on solderless breadboards to make their own TV-B-Gone remote control to turn off TVs in public places -- a fun way to learn Arduino (and electronics) basics. Bring your laptop, if you can.

''Big thanks to Ken Shirriff, who came up with the original [http://www.arcfn.com/2009/12/tv-b-gone-for-arduino.html TV-B-Gone for Arduino].''

== Workshop Itinerary ==
* Intro to Arduino

* Very short lesson to learn everything you need to know about electronics!

* Then we will learn to solder. Don't let this scare you! I've taught well over 50,000 people to solder, most of whom have never made anything before in their lives. It is actually a very easy skill to learn. It is also very useful.

* Then we will each make our own Arduino clone from a kit made by Evil Mad Scientist: [http://www.evilmadscientist.com/2010/diavolino/ Diavolino].

* Now that we each have our own Arduino, we will set up the free and open-source software on our laptops (if you bring one) -- Windows, MacOS, or Linux are all fine!

* And then it's time to make something and learn how easy it is to use Arduino! I'll (very easily!) show you how to read schematic diagrams, and you'll put together your own TV-B-Gone remote control using your [http://www.evilmadscientist.com/2010/diavolino/ Diavolino]. We will use a solderless breadboard. These are really useful, and provide a fast, and very easy way to put circuits together without needing to solder.

* Target practice is available after the workshop.

== Summary ==
     '''What''': [http://arduino.cc/ Arduino] workshop for total newbies, using [http://www.tvbgone.com TV-B-Gone] remote controls as an intro 
     '''When''': 1pm-4:30pm, Sunday, March 29th, 2015 
     '''Where''': [[Noisebridge]]. [[Getting Here]] 
     '''Who''': Anyone and everyone can have fun learning Arduino. Ages 10 to 100 
     '''Max #''': 50 participants -- '''''This workshop will fill up, so please arrive early!''''' 
          ''' -- Precedence given to those who register in advance to take this workshop and Eventbrite can ONLY(!) accept online credit payments at the present time:''' 
               [https://www.eventbrite.com/e/arduino-for-total-newbies-workshop-tickets-16088241363 https://www.eventbrite.com/e/arduino-for-total-newbies-workshop-tickets-16088241363] 
     '''Cost''': $35 for materials -- includes everything you need to make your [http://www.arcfn.com/2009/12/tv-b-gone-for-arduino.html Arduino TV-B-Gone]! 
          And you get to bring your [http://www.arcfn.com/2009/12/tv-b-gone-for-arduino.html Arduino TV-B-Gone] home with you. 

     '''Instructor''': [[User:maltman23|Mitch]]

     '''Precedence given to those who register in advance to take this workshop and Eventbrite can ONLY(!) accept online credit payments at the present time''': 
               [https://www.eventbrite.com/e/arduino-for-total-newbies-workshop-tickets-16088241363 https://www.eventbrite.com/e/arduino-for-total-newbies-workshop-tickets-16088241363]
 
'''Better hurry up and get your tickets.....four days left to go and nearly two-thirds of the available tickets have ALREADY been sold!'''
 
Bring your laptop if you want to go home with the free Arduino software installed on it. Arduino software runs on Windows, MacOS and Linux.

== Links: ==
[http://www.tvbgone.com TV-B-Gone website] 
[http://www.arduino.cc/ Ardiuno website] 
[http://www.arcfn.com/2009/12/tv-b-gone-for-arduino.html Ken Shirriff's TV-B-Gone Arduino project page] 
[http://www.evilmadscientist.com/2010/diavolino/ Diavolino kit page]

Category:Events

2014-12-10T12:02:06Z

37.187.129.166: beginners python it ain't

Official, Semi-Official, one-off and other events at the Noisebridge space.

=Event Calendar=
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Not all events make it onto this calendar. Many events only make it to the [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/ Discussion] or [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-announce/ Announcements] mailing lists, [[IRC]] or in person at [[:Category:Meeting_Notes | Tuesday meetings]]. Best of all, Noisebridge is about people getting together at the space in San Francisco to do stuff. DO pay attention, as some events just arise organically from the bottom up!

'''Want to host your event at Noisebridge?''' We like seeing classes and talks on interesting things pertaining to various subjects of hacking. Most of all, we like seeing familiar faces. Please participate in the space and our [[Meetings|weekly Tuesday meetings]] to see if we're the right audience for what you want to share before announcing a new event. Additionally, please see our [[Hosting an Event|events hosting page]] for suggestions on how to use Noisebridge for your event/class/workshop.

=== Upcoming Events [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=2 edit] ===




{{event
|title=Cyberspectrum#Pre-meetup_Lab
|description=Kick the tires on your new SDR before having your mindhole blown at Cyberspectrum. Newbies welcome!
|time=2014-12-11 19:00:00
|}}

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=== Recurring Events [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=3 edit] ===

{{Template:Recurring}} - Every week. 
{{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} - Certain weeks, e.g. 1st week only. 
{{Template:RecurringException|-2nd}} - Except certain weeks, or other schedule exceptions.


==== Mondays ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''5:30 pm [[SafeSpaceWG]] drama resolution''' - discussion of problems and solutions relating to behavior in the space
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''7:30 pm - 10:00 pm [[Circuit Hacking Mondays]]'''  ''<div style="padding-left: 30px; max-width: 725px;">- Learn to solder! And make cool things with electronics. [[User:maltman23|Mitch]], Rolf, [[User:Miloh|Miloh]], [[User:Cedric|Cedric]], Cheng, Greg, and/or a host of others will bring kits-for-purchase to make cool, hackable things for all skill levels that you can bring home after you make them! Many designed for '''absolute beginners'''! Bring your own projects to hack! Bring things to fix! All ages. All are welcome! See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] and the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.</div>
* {{Template:Recurring}} {{Template:RecurringException|hiatus}} '''8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[Front-end Web Development]]''' - '''New series starting 2015-01-05!''' Learn HTML/CSS/JS. We're covering the basics and then going in-depth on different topics every week. Recap of last week's material starts at 7:30 pm. Join the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/webdev WebDev list] or the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for updates.
* {{Template:Recurring}} [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Take Out the Trash Night -- Round One]] Be sure to put bins out by midnight as the trash truck comes between 1:30 to 2:30am.

==== Tuesdays - ''Super'' Tuesdays! ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''6:00 pm - 7:00 pm [[Hack_and_Tell| Hack and Tell]]''' - We want you to share your projects, eat snacks and get acquainted. Casual meet and greet for all.
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [http://www.railsschool.org Ruby and Rails class]''' - Seminar and workshop for learning everything about Ruby, Rails, and web application development (Church classroom). See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [[PyClass]] - '''Intermediate/Advanced Python with PyClass I''' - Crash course in the Python standard library
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''7:00 pm [[Meetings|Noisebridge Weekly Meeting]]''' - Introducing new people and events to the space, general discussion, and decision-making on key issues. '''This is your space, folks. Come on out here in person to express what you think about what's going on with it!'''

==== Wednesdays ====

* {{Template:Recurring}} 6:00 pm - 8:00pm SF-LUG Weekly Linux Discussion Group, held in the Turing classroom.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [[PyClass]] - '''Intermediate/Advanced Python with PyClass II''' - Crash course in the Python standard library
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringException|alternating monthly}} 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm '''First meetup 17th Dec, alternating monthly between SF and South Bay''' - [[Cyberspectrum|Cyberspectrum: Software Defined Radio Meetup]] in Hackatorium '''(new)''': A place to learn and exchange ideas about SDR. Presentations on concepts, mystery signals, hardware/software and cool applications.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[DreamTeam| Dream Team Neuro Hackery]] - EEG research & development project with general interest in sleep, dreaming, creative intelligence, and many loosely related topics such as: neurophysiology, signal processing, cognitive neuroscience, and (especially) hacking code and devices for data acquisition and analysis. Join us at the [[CollaborationStation]] (near the Hackatorium). Expect general discussion around 8 PM - usually moving along by 9 PM to focus on more technical aspects of current project.

==== Thursdays ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Trash Night -- Round Two]] - Take out the trash for Friday morning! Do it by midnight as truck comes 1:30-2:30am.

* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm [[Digital Archivists]] - Learn how to scan books and help build book scanners.

* {{Template:Recurring}} {{Template:RecurringException|-3rd}} 7:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[3D Thursday]] Weekly meetup (non-3rd-thursdays) at Noisebridge focusing on 3D Printers, CNC machines, FabLabs, and replicating machines of all kinds.
* {{Template:Recurring}} {{Template:RecurringException|hiatus}} 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[Front-end_Web_Development#Lab|Front-end Web Development Lab]] - '''New series starting 2015-01-08!''' Understand by doing! A recap of Monday's lecture in workshop form - and a good time for one-on-one help with the material.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} '''8:00 pm [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' a.k.a. 5MoF - lightning 5min talks every 3rd Thursday of the month

==== Fridays ====
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} 6:00 pm - 8:00 pm [[DATA]] in Turing; understanding and using data
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[FUN Tutoring]] @ [[CollaborationStation]]

==== Saturdays ====
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|2nd}} 12:00 pm - 2:00 pm '''[[Godwafflenoisepancakes]]''' An afternoon of noise music and vegan pancakes. Monthly dates vary. Next show is December 13th and then January 12th. Turn it up... bring the noise!!!


==== Sundays ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} 12:30 pm - 7:30 pm [[Dungeons and Dragons]] in Church, currently looking for new players.
* {{Template:RecurringException|alternating monthly}} 1:00 pm Monthly Lock Sport Collaboration: Come learn how to pick locks and learn more about them with the [http://www.tooolsf.org/ SF Bay Area chapter] of [http://toool.us/ TOOOL]. The group meets on alternating months at Noisebridge and in San Jose. Check the [https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/tooolsf-announce TOOOL SF announcement list] for details.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|2nd}} 2:00 pm [[BAHA]] - [http://baha.bitrot.info Bay Area Hacker's Association] - security meeting
* {{Template:Recurring}} 3:00 pm [[Go]] - Playing of the Go board game. On nice days we often take the boards to Dolores Park and play there.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 6:00 pm [[Plan 9]] class (if not Noisebridge check Sycamore)
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</onlyinclude>

If you'd like to contact somebody at Noisebridge regarding these Events or even the Noisebridge Wiki itself, then please send an email message to one of the Board members listed in the [[Contacts]] list, e.g., <secretary@noisebridge.net> or <treasurer@noisebridge.net>

=== Orphaned Events ===
These events appear to be dormant or extinct.

* SAT 10:15 - 12:10 [[Juggling with Judy!]] Note: next class is scheduled for Saturday June 29th. Attention juggling fans! Judy will be at the 2013 World Juggling Day celebration Saturday June 15th at Ripley's Believe It Or Not Odditorium in San Francisco Fisherman's Warf - free event begins at 1. Come check it out!
* THU 18:00 - 21:00 '''[[Privacy Bay]]''' - A monthly meetup for Bay Area folks interested in privacy. Meets in Church on the last Thursday of the month.
* FRI 19:00 - 21:00 [[Anarchy_101|Anarchy 101]] - a class/seminar on what anarchy is and is not, and how it impacts us as individuals and as discrete groups.
* SUN 13:00 [[Songbridge]]: (Bi-monthly) Learn how to make and record music with a computerWe cover midi and vst as well as multi-track recordingBring your laptop.
* 20:00 - 22:00 [[Noise~_Wednesday | Noise~ Wed]] - Graphical media programming with Max/MSP/Jitter

*19:00 [[Tahoe-LAFS]] - Occasional meetup of users and/or developers of the Least Authority File System.

* 14:00 - 16:00 Android Developer Support Group - Meet up with other app developers in the library for a lightly structured knowledge-share.

=== Proposed Future Events and Classes ===
:'''(TBD)''': [[Sound Science]] A potential monthly lecture/demonstration series on the little known science behind sound reproductionTopics to include: Transducer Physics(speakers and mics), Room Acoustics, Signal Path and Cabling,Loudspeaker design 101, Music Production Tips for Big Sound, and How to make a small system sound HUGEEach session to include hands on projects like making speakers from stuff lying around, Non-Newtonian bass monsters, and ez speaker mods for anyoneIf interested contact the new guy-> MattLong8 at gmail dot com, 805 four five three - six zero nine seven
:'''(TBD)''': [[Modular Synthesis]] a bi-weekly (or monthly) group devoted to modular synthesizers> workshop will include modular sound synthesis styles and techniques, a study of different modules and their functions, ie voltage controlled oscillator, voltage controlled filter, low frequency oscillator, envelope generator ect and how these modules interact with each other, what control voltage and triggers are..... as well as one on one time for each student with the modular, which is a 60 space large format Moog style modular synthesizer with big knobs and 1/4 jacks including performance and other awesomeness by Douglas. contact Douglas at greenshoos at gmail dotcom
:'''(TBD)''': [[VideoHacking]] a weekly video/video art devoted hacker group, including experiments in the 3D vr realm...if interested contact julialc4@gmail.com
:Wednesdays at 21:00 [[Brewing Bridge]] - Malakkar Proposal: Learn how to make your drinks fun AND antibacterial, using yeastThis will be recurring if enough interest or need is presentAssociated items - what to do with brewing leftovers, and brewers sample hour, etc.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Probability]] - Weekly probability study group based on [http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/electrical-engineering-and-computer-science/6-041-probabilistic-systems-analysis-and-applied-probability-spring-2006/related-resources/ Fundamentals of Applied Probability Theory] by Al Drake
:'''(TBD)''': [[Mandarin Corner|Mandarin]] - Learn or practice Mandarin, all levels. Also currently on hiatus. Get on the mailing list.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Movie Night!]] - [[User:ThOMG|Thom]] wants to build community through nerdy sci-fi! (+Bill+Ted+Excellence++) (how about a Friday hacker movie night? -[[User:Carl|Carl]])
:'''(TBD)''': [[Introduction to the AVR Microcontroller]] - [[User:Mightyohm|Jeff]] and [[User:Maltman23|Mitch]] are planning an introductory class for people wanting to make cool projects with AVRs.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Basic Chemistry Lab Techniques]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cuddle Puddle for the Economy]] - Stress-hacking with informal massage exchange.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Milk and Cookies]] - Come read your favorite selections out loudWith Milk and Cookies (and yeah, probably beer too).
:'''(TBD)''': [[Processing Workshop 2]] - [[User:Scmurray|Scott]] is interested in teaching this, and is busy thinking about what, where, when, why, and how.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Hack your Hardware]] -- We call BS on "no user-serviceable parts inside"
:'''(TBD)''': [[Homebrew Instruction Class]] - The Wort (pt 1/3)
:'''(TBD)''': [[Trip to Shooting Range]] - Field trip to a shooting range, to shoot guns Express interest at [[Trip to Shooting Range]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Surface Mount Soldering Workshop]] - Learn how to solder cicuits with small surface mount parts [[User:maltman23|Mitch Altman]] and Martin Bogomolni and others will show their tricks [[User:maltman23|Mitch]] will bring hackable kits that uses surface mounts for you to solder<-YES!(mattlong8 at gmail dot com)
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Version control tutorial]]
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Foreign language learning for rocket scientists]] - I'm near-native (fool people when I try) in (French and) Japanese, and a pro trans/terpreter and will share my shortcuts (skill-order, vocab, speed/articulation, translation≅grammar)No expertise on tonal languages yet..so if you know how to remember tones or how tone-sandhi interacts with speed and/or how nuances of speaker attitude are expressed in them (what we do with rythm/inflection/sentence-intonation and stress in Eng., and with particles and ??? in e.gCantonese) please chime in or call me (415-608-0564) so I can convey your wisdom[also looking for a from-scratch Arabic partner]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Getting started with Arduino]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Distributed Databases]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Node.js Beginners Session]] - Interested in learning about Node.js? I amMaybe these guys want to teach it: http://www.meetup.com/Joyent-Cloud-User-Group/events/81311542/

:'''(TBD)''': [[Scrum Club]] - I though I'd test the waters and see if anyone was interested in a noisebridge scrum club details are here http://scrumclub.org/scrum-clubs/ if inturested hit me up twitter: @theabcasian, facebook: http://www.facebook.com/theabcasian
:'''(TBD)''': [[CNC Mill Workshop]] - Who wants to make stuff on the [[MaxNCMill]]?
:'''(TBD)''': [[Math & Science Help]] - If you would like some math, science or engineering help, I'm down to lend a hand.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cyborg Group|Cyborg Group / Sensebridge]] - Work on projects like artificial senses Someone needs to lead this!
:'''(TBD)''': [[OpenEEG]] - Brain techHas historically met on Sundays, at the behest of interested parties.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Programming_for_Poets | Programming for Poets]] - Gentle intro to programming using Processing
:'''(TBD)''': [[World Builders & Simgineers]] - Work together to create a beautiful & open virtual world & platform.
:'''(TBD)''': [[PlunderBridge]] - Metal detecting, detector technology & treasure hunting expeditions.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Ruby Mining]] - Ruby on Rails basics, interactive working group
:'''(TBD)''': [[MoinMoin Wiki]] - MoinMoin Wiki (details see there)
:'''(TBD)''': [[Noisebridge Fundraiser 2013]]

= Past Events =

===2014===
*{{event
|time = Sunday, September 23, 5:00pm
|title = How to Start a Startup MOOC Lecture Viewings
|description = We would get together to watch the lectures together and conduct discussion and networking afterwards. http://startupclass.samaltman.com/
|}}

===2013===
*{{event
|time = Friday, August 9, 5:00pm
|title = Noisebridge Party Setup
|description = Volunteers will be preparing the space for Saturday's show. There are no scheduled conflicts; you might be asked to move multiple times by someone pushing a broom and assembling a raised stage simultaneously.
|}}

*{{event
|time = Saturday, August 10, 4:00pm
|title = Noisebridge "______ the Bridge" Party
|description = a summer fundraising party for Noisebridge, which YOU are invited to!
|suggested donation = $10, but no one turned away for lack of funds
|}}

*{{event
|time = Sunday, August 11, 2:00pm
|title = Bay Area Hackers' Association Meeting
|description = Jon Callas presenting on [[BAHA/2013-08-11|Secure Communications, Privacy, Counter-Surveillance]].
|}}

* '''Wednesday, May 22, 7.00 pm: Instructables Build Night''' - Bare Conductive, Instructables will supply Bare Conductive paint pens and pizza. Come experiment with the paint and post some Instructables. This is a FREE event.

===2012===
* '''December 20, Thursday, 20:00 - 22:00 - [[5MoF|5 Minutes of Fame]]''' - Following up on its triumphant return in November, 5MoF is back with another showcase of lightning talks & other good stuff, with your host Sir Danny O'Brien! Details TBA
*'''Tuesday Feb14th, 18:00 to 20:00''' ZiP MegaZine releases its inaugural issue with '''My Noisy Valentine''' Zine Release Microparty in the Noisebridge cafeFor more info follow [[zine | this]] link.
* '''Wednesday, Jan30, 20:00-22:00''' [[zine|ZiP]] meeting for zine-makers & others with an interest in printing & self-publishingThe meeting 1/30/13 is our first since mid-2012We plan to hold them regularly from now on at this time (Wednesday 8pm)This meeting will be informal & will probably take place in the printing/lasercutter area of the hackerspace.

===2011===

* '''September 11th 14:00 to 17:00''' - The San Francisco Chapter of the Open Organisation Of Lockpickers and Bay Area Hacker's Association present a joint meeting on [https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Locksport locksport]
*'''August 4, 7PM, Thursday''' - [http://zeidman.net Bob Zeidman] will be giving a talk on video games and intellectual property, hosted by TheMADEHe will also speak about IP infringement cases.
*'''August 9, 6:30PM, Tuesday''' - [http://www.meetup.com/makesf/events/26413241/ Make:SF] - Chris Jefferies will speak about the wireless sensor kit he is developing and we are bringing back our all star soldering kits.

* '''April 13th, 19:00''' - Kombucha fermentation class with [[BioBridge]]
*'''April 7th, 20:00''' - [[In-Depth|Noisebridge: In-Depth]] Our monthly lecture and round tableThis month's speaker will be Aragorn! his lecture will be "Anarchism & technology: An unbridgeable chasm"
*'''April 4th, 20:00''' - Camp KDE PartyCome and meet part of the KDE North America community and get a quick overview of this year's [http://camp.kde.org/ Camp KDE] conferenceThere will be beer
*'''April 3rd, 16:00''' - NoiseCaching: Meet-up to build some geocaches, and talk about making geocoinsThen we'll head out to find some local caches and place caches we made[http://www.geocaching.com More info about Geocaching here]
* '''March 20th, 19:00''' [[Hack Politics]] meetup -- the first meetup to figure out how we in the hacker community can effectively mobilize and create meaningful change in these interesting times
* '''March 12th, 12:00-18:00 - Noisebridge Hackathon!''' Second Saturday Hackathon is a casual monthly event dedicated to working on the space or relevant projects and building community This is a great time to get feedback or help on any projects you have been considering that center around the space, culture, and infrastructure of Noisebridge You can also help with existing projects and find out ways to get involved.
* '''March 10, Thursday, 19:00 - Group Grammar Clinic''' - Church Classroom - Donations gladly accepted - A clinic for grammar and writing evaluationPlease bring your web/social or technical writing for us to evaluateBring your laptop as well Collaboration groupware possibly provided(Please suggest groupware software to use if you wish)Constructive feedback from other group members is encouraged so that this clinic is a group process- Facilitator: [[User:Owen|Owen]] (opietro@yahoo.com)
* '''March 9th, 20:00''' - Ferment and filter a mash! [[fermentation logs]]

===2010===
* '''Sunday, August 22, 19:00 CLUB-MATE DROPOFF AND TASTING PARTY''' Nick Farr will be in town to drop off Club-Mate ordered by San Franciscans!
* '''June 5th, 12:00-19:00 - [[NoiseBridgeRehab]]''' - Help make the space more usable and accessible! Noisebridge needs your help!
* '''June 5th, 16:00-20:00 - [[Science For Juggalos]]''' - Science Fair in front of the Warfield Theater teaching magnetism to Juggalos
* '''June 6th, 15:00 - [[AVC Meetup]]''' - Entrepreneurial bonding & matchmaking
* '''June 9th, 21:00 - Your liver supports Noisebridge''' - Come to Elixir @ 16th & Guerrero anytime after 21:00 and drink, drink, drink! 50% of tips go to Noisebridge
* '''February 27th, 20:00 - [[Hacker EPROM]]''' - Noisebridge's first prom! Nice tie and a (robot) date requiredWe will have a DJ and punch.
* '''February 24th, 19:00, Wednesday - Joris Peels, of [http://www.shapeways.com Shapeways]''', and expert on 3D printing, will give a [[ShaperwaysPresentation | talk and demonstration]] at Noisebridge!.
* '''February 23rd, 18:00 - Cleaning day''' - Come and help clean Noisebridge, because everyone loves a clean hack space.
* '''February 12th, 21:00 - visit from Steve Jackson'''Game designer [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jackson_%28US_game_designer%29 Steve Jackson], founder of Steve Jackson Games, will visit Noisebridge.
* '''January 27th, 18:00-20:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Workshop]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] (contact [[User:Gpvillamil|Gian Pablo]] for more info)
* '''January 27th, 20:00-22:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Performance]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] - "Celebrate a night of new sound that will change your idea of music forever!"
* '''January 25th, 19:30 - [[Bag Porn]]''' - What's in your bag?
* '''January 20th, 19:00-21:00 - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat/about Bay Categories & Types]''' - Categories, monoids, monads, functors and more! Held in the Alonzo Church classroom.
* '''January 20th, 19:00 - [[User Experience Book Club SF]]''' - Our book this month is "A Theory of Fun for Game Design" by Raph Koster - http://is.gd/6sEqw (meets in Turing)
* '''January 21st, 20:00 - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' - Monthly set of lightning talks on diverse topics
* '''January 22nd, 17:00 - [[CleaningParty| Cleaning Party]]''' - Come help clean up Noisebridge! Awsum fun!
* ...January 14th,16th, and 17th 1:00- ??? Build Out day for kitchen/bathroom/laundry bring yourself and a good attitude, learn a few things as well
* '''January 15th, 18:00 - [[CNC_Mill_Workshop]]''' - Learn to use the CNC mill for 2D engraving and circuit board routing
* Thursdays 17:00 [[ASL Group|American Sign Language]] - Learn how to talk without using your voice (or just come chat in ASL)[http://whenisgood.net/noisebridge/asl/generic click to reschedule]

===2009===
* '''November 18th, 19:30''' - [[Dorkbot_2009_11_18|Dorkbot]]
* '''November 19th, 18:00''' - [[Mesh meetup]]
* '''November 19th, 20:00''' - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
* '''November 20th, 18:00''' - Loud Objects [http://www.flickr.com/photos/createdigitalmedia/3428249036/ Noise Toy workshop].
* '''November 20th, 20:00''' - Performance by [http://www.loudobjects.com/ Loud Objects], (featuring Tristan Perich and Lesley Flanigan) and [http://www.myspace.com/jibkidder Jib Kidder].
:'''2009-11-05''' - [http://www.server-sky.com/ Server Sky presentation: Internet and Computation in Orbit] by Keith Lofstrom
:'''2009-11-05''' - [[Mesh meetup]]
:'''2009-11-02''' - [[French]] book club meeting to discuss [http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/2842612892/ref=ord_cart_shr?_encoding=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&v=glance Une Si Longue Lettre]
: ''' October 1st, 18:00''' - [[Wireless_Mesh_Network_Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]
: ''' October 1st, 19:00''' - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat Bay Area Categories and Types]
: '''2009-10-03''' [[Year 1 Open Hacker House]]
:'''Friday''': [[CrazyCryptoNight]] - Discussion of cryptography for beginners through experts6-???
:'''Sunday''' : [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] Sundays, at 3-5pm.
:'''Monday''': [[German]] - Learn German, all levels7pm beginners, 8pm advancedRSVP 24 hours in advance for the benefit of the instructorEvents ran May-November 2009Currently on Thursdays at 8Get on the mailing list.
:'''Tuesday''': [[Haskell/Haschool]] - Learn Haskell with Jason Dusek 6PM - 7:30PM, from May until we're all experts.
:'''Wednesday''': [[Adobe_Lightroom|Adobe Lightroom]] - Become a more organized photographerWeekly class (mostly held off site).
:'''Thursday''': [[Professional VFX Compositing With Adobe After Effects]] - Taught by [[User:SFSlim|Aaron Muszalski]]7:30PM - 10PM, most Thursdays in May & June & ? (click through dammit)
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] 3D Edition
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Wireless Mesh Network Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]
:'''2009-08-20''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] One Dee Edition
:'''2009-07-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] Zero Dee
:'''2009-07-02 - 2009-07-05''': [http://toorcamp.org Toorcamp]
:'''2009-07-01''': Noisedroid meeting to discuss location logging on Android platform (and other stuff too, I'm sure)
:'''2009-06-30''': [[Powerbocking Class|Powerbocking class]]
:'''2009-06-30''': "Suing Telemarketers for Fun and Profit" (Toorcamp talk preview)
:'''2009-06-28''': "Meditation for Hackers" (Toorcamp workshop preview)
:'''2009-06-18''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-06-15''': [[Eagle Workshop]] Session two of the Eagle CAD workshop.
:'''2009-06-13''': [[RoboGames 2009]] Noisebridge had a booth staffed by vounteers, great fun!
:'''2009-05-21''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-04-27''': [[EagleCAD workshop]] -- learn to use this CAD tool for printed circuit board design
:'''2009-04-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] April showers & flowers edition
:'''2009-04-11''': [[RFID Hacking]] weekend workshop (this event moved from the original March date)
:'''2009-04-05''': [[First aid and CPR class]] Learning how to not only not die, but also reduce scarring!
:'''2009-04-03''': [[Sudo pop]] 2PM and onMaking the first batch of a Noisebridge label yerba mate-niated rootbrew, gratis and DIY
:'''2009-03-26''': [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] first meet up for this new group: 8 pm
:'''2009-03-19''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-03-12''': [[OpenBTS and GSM]] talk by David Burgess
:'''2009-02-14''': [[Open Heart Workshop]] Valentine's Day blinkyheart soldering party!
:'''2009-02-13''': [[Time-t_Party|<tt>time_t</tt> Party]] to celebrate 1,234,567,890 since the Unix epoch.
:'''2009-02-09''': [[Spanish learning at 8:30]]
:'''2009-02-05''': [[PGP Key Workshop]]
:'''2009-01-31''': [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]

===2008===
:'''2008-12-27''': [[25C3]] Chaos Computer Congress in Berlin
:'''2008-12-20 & 21''': [[Creme Brulee]] Workshop on creating a french dessert, with bonus propane torch.
:'''2008-12-17 20:00''': [[Machine Learning]] Birds-of-a-feather
:'''2008-11-24''': [[Circuit Hacking Monday]] circuit design workshop
:'''2008-11-21, 7pm''':[[Milk and Cookies]] -- [[User:Dmolnar|David Molnar]] hosts Milk and Cookies at 83CBring a short 5-7minute thing to read to othersBring a potluck cookie/snack/drink if you likeDavid will bring milk and cookies.
:'''2008-11-17, 7:30pm''': [[Basic Bicycle Maintain]] - [[User:rubin110|Rubin]] and [[User:rigel|rigel]] hate it when we see a bike that isn't maintainedScreechy chains and clacking derailleur can go to hellBasic bike tune up, sharing the smarts on simple things you can do at home to make your ride suck a whole lot less.
:'''2008-11-16, 5:00pm''': [[RepRap Soldering Party]] - help assemble RepRap! RSVPs required on wiki! [[User:Adi|adi]]
:'''2008-11-16, 3:00pm''': [[Oscilloscopes]] - Learn how to use this versatile tool to test electronic circuits Maximum 6 slots, please sign up ahead of time! [[User:dstaff|dstaff]]
:'''2008-10-31''': [[Halloween Open House]] - NoiseBridge's own [[PPPC]] threw an awesome open house/halloween galaPost pictures if you got 'em!
:'''2008-10-25''': [[Soldering Workshop]] and Pumpkin Hackin' - Learn to solder for total newbies (or learn to solder better!), including surface mountAdditionally, carve your halloween pumpkins and enjoy some experimental pumpkin pie and/or soup.
:'''2008-10-07''': (tuesday before meeting) - Etch a circuit boardI'll be trying a photo resist etching and a basic printed mask etchingThis is step 1/3 for a project called "annoying USB thingie" which will execute pre-defined keystrokes by sneaking a tiny USB dongle onto a victim^h^h^h^h^h buddy's computer.
:'''2008-09-13''': [[Processing Workshop]] — Learn this very easy-to-use programming language! - [[Processing Workshop Report]]
:'''2008-02-16''': [[Brain Machine Workshop|Brain Machine Making Workshop]]: Our first hardware sprint!

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