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User:Gregorydillon

2014-02-14T17:02:23Z

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"Alice I......" Im at loss for words as I am overtaken by my lust and appreciation for her. She stands up and holds my dick up in the air. It is now four and a half feet tall and over a foot thick. She hugs it wrapping her entire body around it. "I love it! Im in love! Its like a dream Eric! Holding me up she licks from the bottom to the top as she kisses the tip. She lets it drop back down to her feet dragging it down her body before it hits the bed. She then steps over my quaking boner and drags her toes across it intentionally tickling me as she drops back down to stradle me again.

I sit up to meet her and press my face into her breasts as I hug her body squeezing her closer to me, my erection bobbing up and down behind us. She grabs my head and presses my face deeper into her cleavage as I lick between her breasts squeezing them together and sandwiching my face in them. "Oh yes thats my favorite spot Eric. Dont stop, please dont stop!" I continue licking deep into the entire expanse of her chest with big sloppy smears of my tongue. Uncontrolably humping upward, my dick shoots straight up into the air falling forward onto Alice.

The weight of it pushing her into me. I am overpowered by my desire to fuck, with a hunger I had never felt in my life. It is a empty aching feeling that consumes my being as my super sensitive dick grows and feels with the sensation of a hundred raging hard ons. I grab it with both hands and squeeze it towards Alice and me, sandwiching her between my body and monster dick. I keep humping upward against Alices backside as her ass slowly spreads open around my dick.

She lets go of her breasts and reaches behind her grabbing my pounding erection and pressing her body and face into it as she slides up and down it, stopping every couple of minutes to ravenously lick and kiss it. "Ooohhh this.....uhhh......is......ahh!.... heaven! Thank you so much! Thank you! She smiles at me and giggles panting heavy. "Now its my turn! Hee hee!" With my face still buried between her breasts I look up at her. "what do you mea...." I try to ask with a mouthful of tit but am interupted by the answer as her breasts rumble and begin firmimg up from the inside out.

Slowly rounding out they grow bigger around my face as I keep licking between them. "Oh fuck.....yes! Keep doing that!........Lick and suck.....Oooh!..every inch....ahhhh...of them as they.....Ohhhhh!.....grow!" In awe of what Im hearing I rip my hands from my growling dick and grab her tits. Reluctantly pulling my head from them I watch in disbelief as they slowly swell in my hands and towards my face. "How is this happening?!" I ask in amazement as my mind and body juggle the overflow of sexual tension and fantasy with the reality of what was happening to me and my mind..... and our bodies. "Im like you Eric."

She pants softly as she looks down at me and brings her hands to my face pulling me back towards her now double d breasts. "We are special. Beautiful sexual beings capable of impossible feats. Able to feel more, desire more, sense more and want MORE!" Her breasts continue to grow dropping down to my shoulders as the weight and pressure of them slowly wrap around my neck and they flow past my face.

"You have never been able to fully realize your potential because of your experience but now you are with us and everything will be different! We will reach pleasures unattainable by normal people, share fantasies never experienced by anyone anywhere!" My erection intensifies and stands straight up on its own growing another six inches both ways. As if awakening and reacting to Alices commands and desires. My churning balls tense up and begin growing bigger, spreading my legs apart as they fill up like a baloon to a faucet. "Mmmmm Eric I can feel your desire! I can feel your lust and raw sexual energy oozing from your dick! Its all for me!"

Pushing my face out from between her big, growing, soft, round breasts that were now bigger than my head she lifts one up and places it a few inches from my face. "Open your mouth and stick your tongue out." she lightly coos as she giggles nervously. My eyes focus on her hard pink nipple that was now two inches long and one inch wide, as both her breasts and nipples grow larger and closer to my awaiting open mouth. She squeezes them together, pushing them forward and into my mouth as a gush of warm liquid splashes in and out of my mouth, dribbling down my chin.

Its delicious and sweet like honey. "What just happened!?" I lick my lips desperately searching for any excess. "Do you like it?" Alice asks bashfully giggling. "Your the only one whos ever had my milk. Is it good?" She looks at me with big blue puppy eyes hoping for my approval. Already covetous of the little bit of her sweet tit cream that I was fortunate enough to taste, I grab her beachball sized breast and squeeze, blasting my face with her warm milk. It sprays into my open mouth as I gulp down as much as I can.

Each mouthful tingling throughout my body in a orgasmic rush that revives my body and surges through my dick making it grow another few inches both ways as my basket ball sized nuts continue to grow, tighten and tingle. "Its the most delicious thing Ive ever had! Your the most delicious thing Ive ever had Alice." She screams in excited relief and extreme sexual rapture as her fantasies are fully realized. "Ooooohhhh! Suck my nipples! Suck out every last drop of my milk! I want to soak your body in my milk! Oooooh I want to soak your gorgeous dick in my milk!

She hops off of me and kneels at my side bringing one huge tit to my mouth and the other to my exploding dick that was now five feet tall and a foot and a half thick. Wasting no time I grab her huge sloshing milky tit and bring it to my mouth. Her apple sized nipple beats like a heart as it grows faster towards my mouth in eager anticipation to be licked and sucked on. I wrap my mouth around it and suck hard as a huge tsunami of her delicious white tit nectar floods my mouth, blasting out in violent sprays as her breast reacts to my sucking by growing bigger and faster.

I am overwhelmed as the sensations from her milk and my all consuming erection overload my mind and I choke on her seemingly never ending flow of milk as it splashes all around me saturating my body and sheets. Alice rubs her other big hard nipple on my boner and soaks it in a spray of warm milk, tickling my tight dick skin as it trickles down my shaft and onto my stomach. "Yes! Ahhh! Ooohhhh!

Its....its everything Ive always wanted! I want more! Oh my god! I want to be bigger! Suck me! She falls back onto the bed with her huge beanbag chair tits and parts them with her arms as she holds them out beckoning me to come to her. I stand up, my knees shake under the added weight of my dick and balls as I lift my dick into the air. The weight and density of it is staggering as I point it towards her, my huge balls now hanging just above my knees. "Put it here." She commands as she rubs the center of her chest between her spread percolating breasts.

User:Daravinne

2014-02-14T17:02:00Z

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"MMMM!!" She screams as she laps it up, running her tongue from the bottom of my dick head to inside my quivering dick hole. She moves her tongue in a swirling motion inside me as she sucks out my oozing nutsac sweetness. "Lift me up Daddy!" Eve asks with the joy of a little girl on Christmas as she locks her legs and arms around me, squeezing out more delicious cock molasses on to her face and chest.

I thrust my hips forward again sending a flexing wave of hardness to shoot up my dick.
It bobs upward stretching and bulging out eight feet in the air with Eve riding the fat bulbous tip. "Haa haha! Your a dream! An absolute fantasy! She screams as she flips to the top of my dick head and slides down to me. "Weeeee! Hee heehee! Ooohhh I love it!" She squeals, stopping herself with her feet on my shoulders. "You have shown me such wonders! Eve says as she places the bottom of her soft, dainty, pale baby foot on my cheek.

"Will you release me? Will you love me?.....I want you!...I want to satisfy you for eternity! (Pant) Please! (Pant) Please unlock me!....I will do whatever you want! (Pant) Whatever you could possibly want or imagine! We will do together!" She declares as she humps the air between us and pretends to pull the key from behind my ear with her foot as it dangles in front of me between her tiny purple painted toes.

I lose control of myself and grab the key with my right hand and her milky little white foot with my left. I lick the bottom of her foot, bringing my tongue to a point and slipping it between her toes. Individually sliding in and out of each little toe crevice. "Ohh...Aaahh!...Eric!..please!" She screams and laughs as she squirms around on my erection, desperately trying to get away.

I place the key in the lock of her metal panties while she's preoccupied and leave it there. Grabbing her other foot I bring them together and pull her feet up to my mouth, scooting her butt up against my stomach and running the entire length of her petite ivory legs up my chest. Her feet stretch up to my chin allowing me to rub my face on their feathery bottoms and lick every inch of her soft luscious skin.

"Please! (Pant)..You can't! Its.. (Pant).. too much haha ha!" She shouts as she flails wildly kicking and bucking her legs and feet while I roll my tongue around every delicate sugary little toe, their sweetness making my mouth water. "Wirr ooh tear me whafs goin on?" I ask with a mouth full of toes. "Yes! Yes! Haha ha! (Pant) Please! Just unlock (Pant) me first! I need you!"

I take her feet out of my mouth and kiss their bottoms as I spread her legs and wrap them around my waist. I think of Alice and everything she did for me, remembering something she said to me. "Do you know why you cant stop reliving those memories? You cant stop because no one has given you new memories to relive. Better memories. Incredible memories." And I realize that she was right, I don't want to die anymore.

My memories, my life before her, it doesn't matter. I can never go back to my old life. I will never want to go back to my old life. This is my life, these beautiful girls are my life and nothing else matters. I owe them everything and it is my destiny to take care of them, to love them and most of all save them from this place.

I give into Eves desires and smile, leaning in towards Eve I kiss her forehead and lightly lick the outer edges of her ear as I whisper with a heavy deep breath. "I want you Eve! I want to pleasure you until you can't move! I want to soak you in my cum! I WILL satisfy you like no one in the world can!" She screams out in rapture as I turn the key and flex my boner upward, pressing her into my chest as I hug her with my dick.

Her restraint buzzes and clanks as the heartshaped lock splits down the middle and opens up revealing a complicated series of gears, lights and tubes that blast out a cool mist like before. Eve looks down as her panties crack open and unhinge. "I can't believe it! Ohhhh! I can't believe it!" She yells as I pick her up and hold her soft, tender, limp body in the air allowing her restraint to fall off on to me, clicking and flashing as it spews out cold vapor with every roll down my dick and balls, finally crashing onto our bed.

"You did it! Your the only one who could! Thank you so much!....ahhhh....heehh...thank you so...much!....my daddy!....oooohhhhh!" She shivers and goosebumps wash over her entire body as I continue holding her up. Bringing her cold ivory pelvis to my face, I kiss it and lick away the frost from above her delicate frozen pinkness. "Is that better my precious little baby girl?" I ask, slowly dropping her back down as I rub her body against mine and warm her cold girl parts with the heat resonating from my enormous pounding boner.

"I...I...never.. (pant)..thought... (pant).. this day would c......Aaaahhhh! Eve screams and her entire body flutters as I place her cold bare pussy on my vibrating erection, the contact instantly making her cum hard. Her body freezes up and falls forward into my chest. I hug her and lift her up slightly, making her hover over my dick. "I'm here now. I'm all yours Eve. So cum! Cum for me!" I demand as I hump back and forth, slowly dropping her down, rubbing my dick between her legs.

"Ooohhh...oooohhhh..ohh..ohhh..pleeaase!" She shrieks. Her body convulses as she grabs her velvety pale little butt that was blossoming outward, slowly stretching back to life from years of confinement, as it grew warmer with every jerk of her dainty frame. I lift her up again and raise my dick to her, bobbing it up and down between her legs as I sit her down in the middle of it. She straddles me and begins uncontrollably rubbing herself on my pulsing warmth.

I grab her hips and slide her down my two foot thick shaft towards me. "Aaaahhhh!! Don't stop!( Pant) DONT STOP!!!Aaa..aaaa...aaa...ooohh...heh!" She cums all the way down my erection, soaking it with her flowing wetness as she slumps into an exhausted little pile and lays back. "Oh! (Pant) Oh! Heh...I've waited my whole life to know such pleasure! (Pant) You....made...me.....cum!" Eve cries and shakes as her body and mind recover from a lifetime of unreleased orgasms and fantasies.

"I never thought I would! I never thought I could! Heh...waiting. (Pant) I've been waiting so long for you!" She whimpers as she holds her arms out to me, but is too weak to lift herself up. I lean forward and contract my giant dick lifting her up and towards me into my open arms. She hugs me and leans forward pulling my monster boner towards us, she knocks me off balance and I fall back on to the bed with her on top of me.

My dick crashes down on top of us smashing Eve flat into my body, covering us both. She laughs and lifts herself up under the weight of my erection, crawling up to my face, she kisses me with one single little wet smooch on my lips. "Mwah! Hee hee! Your mine now daddy!" She declares as she licks the side of my face and laughs. "Mmmmm! Now I will tell you everything!"

''If you can read this, you need more slack.''

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2014-02-14T17:00:52Z

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My massive dick aches and growls like a hungry stomach as it bobs upward, stretching and throbbing. It pulses forward, growing another foot, reacting on its own to Alices command in an attempt to get there faster.
I step forward as my balls drag along my legs and knees, contorting and churning, slowly growing and filling.
I stand over her beautiful tiny shaking pale body and with a loud thud I drop my thick heavy dick head on her stomach.

Her eyes light up and she giggles as she watches through the foot wide gap between her huge jiggling milk filled breasts. She struggles to keep them parted as they continue to swell with her growing excitement.
I slide forward, slowly dragging my oozing urethra across her stomach and into her creamy divide, leaving a big wet warm snail trail of pre cum across her damp ivory skin.

As I slip between Alices monster breasts, each one now dwarfing her tiny frame and slowly rising upward as high as my waist, she lets go and allows her breasts to smack back together.
Milk spurts from her nipples and flows downward over the tire sized wrinkled expanse of her hard pink areola skin.Pouring toward the three and a half foot slit of squishy cleavage between her breasts and out the bottom,the flowing spring of warm dairy fully lubricates her silky soft canyon of quivering tit meat.

I take another step forward and begin parting the heavy milk soaked bulk of her delicious tits with my pounding dick head.
"Ooooohhh......" Alice cries as her body tenses upward in an attempt to engulf more of my six foot erection.
The intense reaction of my pulsating dick tip to her flooded valley of velvety flesh is immediate as a warm rumbling shoots through our bodies sending a shockwave of goosebumps over our stretching ultra sensitive skin that stimulates our growth even more.

As I slip forward I tease her by moving slowly forward a couple inches and then back out, lightly dipping the tip of my cock into her warm tit chasm like a quill to milky ink.
Her eyes roll back and she spreads her legs allowing my pounding foot and half thick erection to slide over her bare dripping pussy.
Alice uncontrollably bucks her hips upward rubbing against my giant boner as it slides down her body like a warm slowly growing snake.

My dick head disappears between her breasts and I hear her begin to breath faster in a heavy sensual panting as she wraps her legs around me and begins guiding me forward with her adorable little feet.
Inch by inch she slips me in, stopping periodically to cum, causing her to squeeze my vibrating erection between her legs and rub the soft bottoms of her feet up and down my shaft, tickling my taut sensitive dick skin with her little toes.

The feeling is beyond what my mind can comprehend and my vision blurs as I begin to feel faint. My knees start buckling and I feel a powerful orgasm building.
As I begin to thrust my hips forward I feel the wet cushiony skin of Alices breasts start to seal around my dick and pull me forward.
"Do you feel it? Ooohh! Its starting!" Alice screams as she lets out a mixture of laughter and orgasmic rapture.

I take another step forward and lean in quickly, sliding my dick all the way through and out the other side. I press my dick head into Alice, smearing her face with the overflow of clear pre cum gushing from its tip.
She screams as she grabs a hold of me and wildy slurps up my sweet nectarous cock syrup, that acts as both an aphrodisiac and a stimulant to her unwavering growth and raging libido.

I lock up as my balls tighten and balloon out. My body tingles and I fall to my knees. "Whats starting?...Whats happ...aaahhh!" I yell as I feel the sensations of an orgasm surging through my dick and body.
Throwing my head back, my throat clenches and my body begins to shake, but nothing happens. The feeling intensifies as my dick becomes harder and begins growing at a steadier pace.

"Oh god! Oh my god! I feel your big fat, hot, heavy, growing cock between my tits! Ohh (pant) your doing it! (pant) This is it! (pant) what we've been waiting for! Oooohh!"
Alice grabs the sides of her breasts and squeezes them together, making her volley ball sized nipples bulge forward six inches and gush out twin waterfalls of warm milk on all sides.

Spreading my arms out I hug the under portion of Alices ballooning tits and squeeze. Milk blasts up ten feet in the air in geysering streams that crash down on our bodies.
I bury my face between her trembling weather balloon sized milk mountain's and guzzle the enslaving, honey flavored, tit cream river pouring down the center.

I stick my tongue out and lick upward between Alice's breasts while I slowly stand back up. Gulping down mouthful after mouthful of her exquisite dairy discharge as it flows through my body, giving me the energy and strength to control the heavy eight feet of growing dick meat in front of me.
I uncontrollably thrust my hips forward, causing my colossal cock to stand at attention as it shoots upward and out of Alices tits, hardening and extending even further.

Easing it back down I rest the hulking length of my gargantuan boner between the slowly rising cushiness of Alices breasts. Allowing her delectable never ending spring of milk to soak my dick as I gradually drop back down between them in a heavenly milk drenched seesaw motion.
"Eric! Dont...ahhh.....stop! Ooohhh....fuck them! Aaahhh......Fuck my tits! Alices screams as her dainty body bucks wildy under the humongous magnitude of five bathtubs full of milk sloshing around in her bloating snow white breasts that now stood as high as my chest and completely blanketed her.

I lean forward, resting on her rounded gelatinous bed of tit. Pushing my dick all the way in to the hilt as I slowly scoot my aching balls forward along the floor, slightly parting the underside of her breasts where her delicate, feathery little feet were waiting to rub and tickle my pulsating, sensive, wrinkled sac skin.

I then grab an arm full of fluttering basketball sized nipple on both sides and squeeze my head between them, licking and sucking on them both as gallons of milk flood down my backside and cover me in a warm blanket.
Alice screams at the top of her lungs, her voice echoing through the thick milky sex filled air that permeates the cathedral of flowing white silk.

I rear my butt back in an exaggerated motion sliding my cock back and out by two feet. Pulling forward on her nipples, I use them to sling shot forward, pushing my rock hard dick back through and out the other side, extending it a few more inches with the powerful hump.
Milk blasts out in huge sprays that drop back down in a white rainy mist with each thrust forward. A silence comes over the room as we both overload our senses and bodies, succumbing to a primal lust for more.

I increase pace as I lose control of my body and a warm tingling begins eminating from between Alice's tits that are now moving on their own like a steady ricochetting wave.
Between them her skin moves and contorts, massaging my dick like a thousand little hands rubbing milk into it as they push and pull.

I feel with the sensitivity of a thousand cumming erections for every lunge of my exploding dick into her giant wet hypersensitive tit void, humping and sucking on her nipples with a unquenchable desire for more. More divine milk, more luscious jiggling tit and more pulsing dick to fuck them with. I dont care about anything else. Only pleasuring Alice.
I Want her more than anything I have ever wanted in my life. I feel as though I belong to her, like a personalized instrument specifically for her ecstasy.

Her nipples bulge outward as they each grow larger than my head, slowly engulfing it as I squeeze them together in a circular motion around my ears.
Alice remains silent with her back arched and her mouth wide open in a state of sexual bliss as she catches the increasing flow of precum welling up in my rupturing dick head.

The room begins to spin and my sight falls backward into my head as the warm electric tingle growing from the friction of our massive love parts spreads through my dick and balls. Taxing my body, I feel faint as my nine foot erection twitches hard, jerking the milk off Alices gigantic breasts, that were now as tall me, in a cascade of white pearls.

Still squeezing her giant nipples between my arms, I slowly rise up and off the ground. My balls fill and expand at a much faster rate, pushing me upward. Now using the natural roll of the ocean of milk inside her I move forward and back, sliding my erupting dick through as it billows out the other end and drags across Alices face.

The tingles fluttering through my body intensify as they roar back through my dick, bloating it, immediately causing it to double in girth. I uncontrollably yelp out as my body goes limp and my balls tighten.
"This is it Eric!....ohhh my!.....aahhh.....ohh my fucking god!.....ive waited my whole....ahh!....life for this! Cum! Cum for me Eric! I...oohhh......I need it! All for me! Its all for me....this...is...ahhh! This is our time!... (pant)... Our time to ascend! (pant) To fuck like gods for eternity! Alice screams as she orgasms over and over.

I lift my head up and grab onto her rumbling nipple as it extends forward. Its spongy pink form was two feet long and as thick as a beachball. I squeeze it with both hands releasing a fire hydrants blast of milk into my open mouth regaining my strength. I fuck wildly into the swaying water beds of tit as my balls continue to churn and swell, tightening and rising when suddenly a jolt of energy shoots from my balls through my dick causing it to harden and bob upward throbbing and bouncing with my heartbeat. Growing more with each throb until a thunderous rumbling begins and my mind falls backward into a white light as the blood rushes out of my head and body. I fall into a warm golden glowing orgasmic coma for a brief second and am quickly brought back as Alice screams out at the top of her lungs in a primal howl of sexual frenzy.

I let go and feel weightless as buckets of clear stringy fluid spurt out in time with my heart. I begin to scream too when all of a sudden the doors to my room burst open and a group of women all in tight pink latex nurses uniforms storm the room.
I cum hard as it erupts in a thick soupy jet. Alice shrieks as she grabs for it, only to be restrained and covered by the other nurses. She fights with them like a feral animal desperately trying to lap it up. "Do not allow her to have a single drop! She'll bring the whole goddamn place down!" A voice commands from outside my room.

With the little bit of strength I have left I lift my head to see the tall skinny woman walk in. Her blonde hair is disheveled and she has a labcoat drapped over her half naked body. She carries a large glass dome attached to a hose that runs out into the hall. As she slowly steps up to my spewing dick she eases the dome over the tip. It suctions to me and begins pulling the cum out from inside me.

I yell out as my body weakens and I grab for Alices nipple again.
The tall blonde lady touches my face and shushes me. "There, there now. Theres no need for that anymore my dear." She whispers sweetly as she places another suction dome over Alices nipple. "My my, you have been busy havnt you Alice? Breaking out of your room and knocking me out, which hurt by the way. And locking me in a utility closet and taking my clothes. This wont do young lady. This wont do it all. You've been so good up till this point. How could you even know we brought Mr littlewood here?" The tall woman asks as she picks up the glasses Alice placed on my night stand, wipes them clean and puts them on.

"I feel him! We all do! He belongs to us you fucking bitch! Alice bawls as the nurses drag her away from me and begin vacuuming the milk from her and fitting her with another metallic vest. "Whatever she tells you Eric dont believe it. They want to "cure" us! But this is what we are meant to be! We belong together! All of us! You have to.."

"Thats enough from her!" The tall woman interrupts as she steps over my limp body and squats down. "Im so sorry for that, but your okay now. Im here." She says as she runs a finger up my dick and across my stomach and chest. Licking the excess cum and milk from her finger she places a clear mask over my face and begins gassing me. "My name is Alexandra and your all mine." She whispers in my ear as I slowly drift off.

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User:Gregorydillon

2014-02-14T16:59:20Z

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2014-02-14T16:58:22Z

24.23.245.115:

Lori rolled over and pulled the comforter up over her head in an attempt to block the sunshine pouring into her window. She'd slept hard, the finger-fuck frenzy she worked herself into in the shower the night before really did a number on her. Her dreams were filled with nothing but a parade of men, each one possessing immense genitals, the size of which would make a mule jealous. She dreamt that she was in a lavish bedroom and as she laid there in bed, each one came over to her bedside, plopped his cock down on the bed for her inspection and then walked out. One by one they did this and each time, she would fawn over their magnificent trophies. When she woke up, she felt as if she urinated on herself - her box had leaked so much of her juice that it left a huge wet stain that was maybe 3 feet in diameter. Her pussy ached to feel Lance inside of her again and she fought against the urge to walk across the street, barge into Lance and Joan's home and pounce Lance's fuck stick.

"I need to taste his cock again," she muttered to herself with a hint of melancholy. "I want to feel him beat his fat prick on my ass, on my boobs, on my face," she sighed. "Damn - that fucking Joan - she's got it so fucking made. Nice house, nice kids, a great husband with a cock like a fucking whale … damn," she sighed. "I should just go on over … but it's Saturday morning and they are probably all fucked out from last night. Fuck, did he lay the wood to her!" Lori shifted and rolled over on her back, staying under the comforter. She enjoyed the softness of the material against her naked body and she ran her fingers up along her sides, over her flat stomach and up along the sides of her massive chest. She rolled over onto her back and rubbed her massive boobs together. "Fuck - I want that monster back between these big tits of mine," she moaned. She could feel her pussy moisten even more at the thought. She reached down and touched herself - instantly shockwaves were sent rippling through her body. Her lips were puffy and swollen as if she'd been engaged in a marathon fuck session. She sighed as the euphoric sensations of the orgasm overtook her.

"Oh Lance, Lance, Lance," she moaned. "Rub that big fucking log on these tits, baby. Rub that big fucker in all of this luscious cleavage." She moaned and groaned as she rubbed her tits together and massaged her aching, sopping gash. She rolled to the side and smothered her face into the pillow to muffle the screams and howls of ecstasy that growled from deep within her. After a few minutes, her orgasms finally subsided and Lori rolled over onto her back, totally out of breath. She was still raging horny and knew that she needed to get up and out of the bed before she started up again. As she stood up and looked out the window, she noticed Joan's van speeding down their driveway and careening out into the street. "Wonder where's she going in such a hurry?" Lori asked herself. "Hmmmmm … I wonder if Lance is up? Ooooo I should go on over there … no, I shouldn't intrude … but I really need to see him … but he's probably already fucked out from last night … with a cock like that? Are you kidding?" Lori went back and forth in her mind about whether or not she should go across the street to her neighbors home. "It wasn't like I'd be intruding," she said out loud. "It's not like I haven't had sex with the both of them, you know?" Lori continued to debate her decision as she headed towards the bathroom.

it'd be nice if everybody would tag 'events' with <nowiki>[[category:events]]</nowiki>

[[User:Gba|gba]] 00:22, 15 October 2008 (PDT)
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== Looking for help to set up an event: OOTSIDEBOX project presentation at NOISEBRIDGE ==

Hi There,

I'm Jean Noël and I'm looking for help to finalize the organization of this event on Sat november 23th:
https://noisebridge.net/wiki/Www.OOTSIDEBOX.com_making_NOISE_in_California

I plan to have up to 20 particpants, 10 guys already confirmed that they will come.
To find out more about OOTSIDEBOX project:

http://www.ootsidebox.com
http://ootsidebox.blogspot.fr/2013/10/7-key-concepts-underlaying-design-of.html
http://www.youtube.com/user/MrTROLLEEN

Waiting for reply...

Best Regards
Jean Noel jnl.ootsidebox@gmail.com

== FWD Events Re-Direction ==
There is no reason to mention that I post my events to noisebridge-discuss and noisebridge-announce, "invariably" or not.

No one benefits from that information on the event listing - I'm trying to keep my description lean. [[User:JeffreyATW|JeffreyATW]] ([[User talk:JeffreyATW|talk]]) 20:45, 28 January 2014 (UTC)

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Thanks for using this Category_talk:Events section.<br>
But no, a certain percentage of people invariably see the fairly brief wiki event description here before viewing the listserve posting (assuming they're subscribed to either listserve). They'll subsequently be able to use the Discuss/Announce re-direction in its current state to effectively see timely reminders of the bi-weekly FWD highlights.<br>
As a beneficial use-case scenario for those of us (who shall remain nameless) solely wishing to glean highlights of bi-weekly FWD events, this very re-direction filters out the large amount of discussion "noise" even better than subscribing to the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] in Daily Digest mode.

Let's please keep it that way.

== [[JavaScript]] Edits ==
The simple idea here is that beginning programmers are more likely to pick up JS material through the more elementary [[Front-end Web Development]] material than they necessarily would be from the EcmaScript programming language, DOM, Object Oriented JavaScript, and Events covered in THIS particular advanced [[JavaScript]] class. The FWD instructor, [[User:JeffreyATW|JeffreyATW]], even routinely provides live video streams of the class for the convenience of his students (see [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/webdev/2014-February/000237.html]).

All in all, EVERYONE benefits by directing inexperienced coders to learn JS and other FWD techniques from the [[Front-end Web Development]] class and directing more experienced web developers and programmers of other languages to the [[JavaScript]] class.