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GDC 2026 IndieSmash

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<big>'''GDC Game Developer Conference Events @ Noisebridge'''</big>
* '''WHEN''': March 11 7PM
* '''WHAT''': Indie Games Showcase & Tourney featuring tourneys for Smash Brothers, Starblaster, Vermin Genesis & More
* '''COST''': Free, [[donations|donate]] to Noisebridge welcome

== PREVIOUS GDC EVENTS ==
* [[NeurotechX_GDC_2022]]

GDC 2026 IndieSmash

2026-02-26T05:23:00Z

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<big>**GDC Game Developer Conference Events @ Noisebridge</big>
* WHEN: March 11 7PM
* WHAT: Indie Games Showcase & Tourney featuring tourneys for Smash Brothers, Starblaster, Vermin Genesis & More
* COST: Free, [[donations|donate]] to Noisebridge welcome

== PREVIOUS GDC EVENTS ==
* [[NeurotechX_GDC_2022]]

GDC 2026 IndieSmash

2026-02-26T05:22:21Z

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<big>**GDC Game Developer Conference Events @ Noisebridge</big>
* **WHEN:** March 11 7PM
* **WHAT:** Indie Games Showcase & Tourney featuring tourneys for Smash Brothers, Starblaster, Vermin Genesis & More
* **COST:** Free, [[donations|donate]] to Noisebridge welcome
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== PREVIOUS GDC EVENTS ==
* [[NeurotechX_GDC_2022]]

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These are the notes from the [https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Meeting_Notes The XXXth Meeting of Noisebridge].

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== Meeting Summary ==



* Fundraising Update:
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* New members:
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= Introductions =


= Short announcements and events =





= Excellence =
'''Our One Rule is to Be Excellent to Each Other.'''

What does that mean? Please see our page on [[Excellence]] !



== Anti-Harassment Policy & Community Standards of Excellence ==
Noisebridge has an [[Anti-Harassment Policy]]!

Everyone is expected to follow the Anti-Harassment Policy, please familiarize yourself with it.)

For approachable & specific guidelines see: [[Community Standards]]



Please note: '''https://safespace.noisebridge.net/ is one way to quickly raise issues which will be seen by people in Discord.'''

== Brief Kudos ==


= [[Guild]]s & [[WG]]s =
''Reports from guilds & working groups. Updates! Events! Requests!''


= New Members/Associate Members =


= Financial Report (first Tuesday of month only) =
'''Anarchist societies under a capitalist state need money to survive and thrive, yo.'''

* Monthly revenue, expenses. Big projects. Big fundraising events. Reserves in bank.
* Any other details by those participating in handling our financials
* The latest financial reports from the treasurer are available at https://noisebridge.net/wiki/Finances

== Spending Needs ==




== Fundraising Update ==


= Big C Consensus Items =


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= Do-ocratic Task Board =
Participation also means doing stuff to contribute to the space. Propose new tasks or pick some tasks from [https://github.com/noisebridge/buildout-capp Github], from what needs to be done around you, or whatever, and see if someone will sign up to work on that task. Anyone can sign up and it's a great way to show you are contributing!

* What wiki pages need updating? What new wiki pages do we need? Discovered from the meeting.

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Laser Manual/Workflows

2025-12-14T01:46:36Z

192.195.83.130: /* Troubleshooting */ Add calibration instructions.

This is the overall workflow for the laser cutter. Each part is elaborated below.

# Laser start up
# Material setup
# Set up file in Lightburn
# Load file onto the machine
# Dry run
# Cut/Engrave
# Laser shut down
# Cleanup

=== Laser start up ===

[[Image:Laser_chiller_and_fume_extractor.jpg|thumb|right|upright=3|alt=Laser chiller and fume extractor| the chiller is the white box circled in magenta and the fume extractor is the chrome box circled in yellow. The laser toolbox is the box with the yellow lid in front of the chiller, and contains the laser focus discs.]]
[[Image:Chiller_bad_good.jpg|thumb|right|upright=2|alt=Laser chiller, bad (alarm) state on the left, good (normal) state on the right| Laser chiller, bad (alarm) state on the left, good (normal) state on the right. Note that the normal LED is quite dim. The chiller will also beep loudly if it is alarming so you can tell easily if it's in a bad state.]]
[[Image:Fume_extractor_good.jpg|thumb|right|upright=2|alt=Fume extractor for laser cutter, on and running properly.| Fume extractor for laser cutter, on and running properly.]]

# Turn on power and ensure that the fume extractor and chiller are running.
## If you do not hear beeps when the laser starts up, the chiller is not running and you must turn it on.
## The three indicator bars on the fume extractor should not be full, and the fan icon should be animatedly spinning
# Move the head as far forward and right as possible, close to the controls

=== Material setup ===

# Clean the bed of any scraps that may be on it
# Move the cut head as far forward and right as possible (near the controls)
# Raise the laser head as far up as possible
# Raise the bed to the desired height, watching the laser head to avoid crashes
# Move the laser head as far back and right as possible
# Place material on the bed
# Focus the laser (do at least for each distinct thickness, optimally do for each piece of material)

=== Focusing the laser ===

[[Image:Laser_focus_adjusting_wing_nut.jpeg|thumb|right|upright=1|alt=image of the laser tube with a finger pointing to the wing nut used for adjusting the focus | image of the laser tube with a finger pointing to the wing nut used for adjusting the focus]]

Noisebridge has acryllic disks cut to various thicknesses that can be used to accurately focus the laser. Specifically the laser head needs to be locked to 8mm above the surface of the material you're cutting.

# Place the material on the cut bed
# Move the cut head to the center of the area to cut, watching the laser head to avoid crashes w/ material
## Note that the honeycomb bed can move up and down (Z-axis) so if the material doesn't fit under, hit Z/U on the laser controls and navigate the menu until Z axis (or something similar) is selected. Then use the left and right arrows to move the bed up and down.
# Loosen the wing nut and raise the head all the way up
# Place the focusing discs on the material under the head
# Lower the head until it just touches the focusing disc (8mm above material)
# '''When you focus the laser, ALWAYS make sure the metal adaptor for the air hose is facing straight towards you'''
# Lock the head in place (tighten the wing nut)
# Remove the focusing discs

=== Convert an image in Inkscape to a DXF file ===

# Load the image into Inkscape
# Set the different cut paths to different colors (for controlling settings, etc.)
# Perform any debugging steps (by default you should perform all of them b/c of errors in the laser software)
# Save as a DXF. Be sure to make the units be millimeters so that importing later will correctly scale the image.

=== Debugging DXF Problems ===

Sometimes exporting to DXF introduces bizarre extra lines. Usually this is because your artwork includes elements that aren't paths (a.k.a. Bézier splines), such as text objects or clones of other elements. Here are some things to try in Inkscape (especially the last one):

# Select any and all Clones and choose Edit > Clone > Unlink Clone. (If it's not enabled, just skip it.)
# Select any and all Groups and choose Object > Ungroup. Repeat until the menu item is disabled. (If it's not enabled, just skip it.)
# Select all objects that aren't paths (such as text objects) and convert them to paths with Path > Object to Path.

If this fails to resolve the issue, you can try a more radical solution which will eliminate all bezier paths entirely:

# Select all the problematic shapes
# Convert bezier paths to lines (Extensions > Modify Path > Flatten Bezier).

Flatness 0.5 is good to start with. Smaller = better approximation of the curves. A lower flatness number takes more time to compute, but also produces a better approximation to the curve. Be sure to ungroup (sometimes multiple times) before trying this, as grouped objects cannot be flattened as a group. This is especially important for text which is by default a group (each character being a separate object in Inkscape once you've turned it into a path).

Sometimes need to select the path's directly with the path tool (but not the points!).

Also see http://www.pstoedit.net/ for conversion from svg to dxf files.

=== Loading into the laser cutter software ===

# Import the file with File > Import
# Resize as needed, tho if the file was exported w/ millimeter units, the software should also import the image with the correct size.
# Set the cut order:
##* EITHER Set the cut order to inside-out (Handle > Cut optimize > Inside to outside)
##* OR Manually specify cut order with the Set cut property tool (Edit > Set cutting property). See below for more details.
# Set the speed and power for the layers as necessary, and the process mode for each layer to either cut (for continuous line cutting) or dot (for dashed line cutting) or scan (for engraving)
# Optionally, simulate the cutting/engraving process.
# Download to the machine (Laser Work panel on the bottom right).

=== Manually specifying cut order ===

In the Set cutting property window (Edit > Set cutting property), you can manually re-order the cut paths. In the window, you'll see an image of the workpiece, and to its right, two lists of paths. When you first open the window, all of the cut paths are in the left. If you select a path (either in the image or in the list) and click the button labeled ">>", this path will be transferred to the end of the right list of paths. If you click ">>>", all of the paths in the left list will be moved to the end of the right list (preserving order). Similarly, clicking "<<<" will move the right list to the end of the left list. If you select a cut path in the right list, the up and down arrow buttons will reorder that path in the chosen direction.

=== Loading speed and power settings from library ===

# In the top right panel, double click the layer of interest
# Click "Load parameters from library"
# Select the library item
# Click "Load"
# If you do not see your desired thickness/material in the library, check our [[Laser Cutter Known Good Materials List]]

=== Saving power and speed settings to library ===

# In the top right panel, double click the layer of interest
# Make sure the layer is set to the desired parameters
# Click "Load parameters from library"
# Click "Save as"
# Enter a name and optionally some notes
# Click "Ok"

=== Simulation ===

# Open the simulation window with either Edit > Preview or the toolbar button labelled with a monitor.
# Click the Simulation button in the right panel

=== Cutting ===

# Select the file to use using the File button
# Move the head to the initial guess origin with the arrow buttons
# Test the frame with the Frame button adjust origin as necessary
# Set the origin by pressing Origin
# Test the cut by turning the laser power off and pressing the Start/Pause button
# Turn the laser power on
# Cut by pressing the Start/Pause button
# It is generally a good idea to put the laser head into one of the top corners and resetting origin before opening the laser if you plan on adding new material to avoid collisions with a moving head.

=== Engraving ===

In the laser software, open the layers you wish to engrave in the layer parameters panel, and send the processing mode to "Scan". This will do a raster scan of the region bounded by the paths in that layer. An even-odd rule is used to assign regions to the "inside" vs "outside" of the engraving.

=== Cancel a cut/dry run ===

# Pause with the Start/Pause button
# Cancel and move back to the origin with the Esc button

=== Laser shut down ===

# Move the head as far forward and right as possible (near the controls)
# Raise the laser head as far up as possible
# Set origin with the origin button (this helps avoid the laser swinging across the bed later)
# Let the fan run for a little bit (~30 seconds)
# Turn the laser cutter power off
# Turn the chiller off
# Turn the fume extractor off

=== Cleanup ===

[[Image:Laser_tray.jpg|thumb|right|upright=3|alt=Laser bottom tray| This is the bottom tray of the laser, which should be cleaned out after use.]]

# Remove pieces of material scrap left on the bed
# Open the tray door on the front bottom and empty the scraps left there

=== Calculating work time ===

On the computer:

* Open the simulation window (see above). Total work time and time of laser use are displayed in the top right. Donations should be calculated by laser use, not total work time.

On the machine:

* Whole file: File > Select file > Right Arrow > Work Time > Enter
* Current run: Pause the cut, then check time at the bottom right

== Fusion 360 ==
Fusion 360 is a free CAD (Computer Aided Design) program from Autodesk for designing 3D parts, and arguably the best one currently available. If you're designing something complex on the laser cutter, particularly with multiple parts that need to fit together, I highly recommend it over drawing programs like Inkscape. It also has CAM (Computer Aided Manufacturing) capabilities, which makes it very useful for CNC machining and laser cutting. There's a copy of the software on the laser cutter computer, and you can download it [http://www.autodesk.com/products/fusion-360/overview here]. It's free as long as you make less than $100k per year using it.

=== Workflow 1: The Quick and Dirty Way ===
This is the fastest way, and works a lot of the time
# Make sure your sketch only contains straight lines, arcs, and circles, and no spline curves. If your sketch has splines, go to [[#Workflow 3: The Long Way]]
# Make sure your part is designed using a single sketch, and that you want to cut all the lines in that sketch. If not, go to [[#Workflow 2: The Middle Ground]]
# Right click on your sketch and click Save As DXF
# Import the DXF in RDWorks, and continue with the standard workflow starting at [[#Loading into the laser cutter software]]

=== Workflow 2: The Middle Ground ===
If you're not sure, this is probably where you should start.
# Make sure your sketch only contains straight lines, arcs, and circles, and no spline curves. If your sketch has splines, go to [[#Workflow 3: The Long Way]]
# Right click on the top surface of the part you want to cut, and click Create Sketch
# Hit the P key to open the Project dialog box, then select the top surface of your part, and any other lines you want to cut
# Hit OK, then remove any lines you don't want cut
# Open the Sketches folder near the top of the tree, then right click your new sketch and click Save As DXF
# Import the DXF in RDWorks, and continue with the standard workflow starting at [[#Loading into the laser cutter software]]

=== Workflow 3: The Long Way ===
This allows more complicated things like exporting splines, which doesn't work with the above methods, kerf compensation, which makes your parts fit together snugly, but you can also use the above methods and then do it in RDWorks, or lead-ins and lead-outs, which can make for a cleaner cut, but I can't figure out how to get RDWorks to import correctly.
# Design a part to be laser cut by drawing a 2D sketch and extruding it
# Go to the CAM workspace by clicking the Model button in the top left, then selecting CAM
# Select the Waterjet operation (if you don't see this, turn it on under Preferences -> Preview)
## Set Type to Laser Cutting
## Select the Cutting Mode, either Through - Auto or Etch
## Look up the kerf of the material you're cutting in the [[#Known good materials]] section, and enter that in Kerf Width, or if your material's not listed, cut one a [http://www.thingiverse.com/thing:1166680 kerf gauge] and put the result in the wiki. The kerf changes depending on the thickness, speed and power. Setting a larger kerf width will make your parts fit tighter, and setting a smaller kerf will make them looser.
## Select the contours of your part that you want to cut
## Go to the Passes tab, and change Compensation Type to In Computer
## Hit OK to close the dialog box, and you can see a preview of your tool path. You can go back to edit it by double clicking the contour operation in the tree on the left
# To export to DXF, click the Post Process button, which says G1 G2. Make sure rdworkslaser is selected as your post processor, type a name for the export and hit Post. Then select the folder to put it in.
# Import the DXF in RDWorks, and continue with the standard workflow starting at [[#Loading into the laser cutter software]]
# Fusion automatically orders the cuts from inside out and in the fastest order, but RDWorks doesn't always respect that order, so you may need to optimize the cut order again

=== Advanced Options ===
# If you're using your own computer for the first time and not the laser cutter desktop, you have to enable the laser cutter support which is still in beta, by clicking on your name in the top right, then Preferences, Preview, and checking "CAM - Waterjet/Laser/Plasma cutter support". You will also need to download the custom post processor that we use for this laser.
# There's a simulate button to the left of the Post Process button, if you want to do it in Fusion
# If you want to disable or tweak the lead ins and lead outs, you can go to the Linking tab. Lead ins and lead outs can fix the bump you get on the side of your part where the laser started and stopped, but they also make extra cuts in your scrap material, which you may want to keep. In this tab you can also specify the Entry Position for each cut path.
# You can disable Kerf Compensation by settting Sideways Compensation to Center under the Passes tab, though this is not recommended

== Techniques ==

=== Kerf Compensation ===

For any given layer, you can compensate for the kerf (width of the cut) by opening it's settings and clicking the "Advance" button next to the "Seal" input box towards the middle-bottom. Enable sew compensation, and pick the direction and sew width (kerf size). The inward direction will make the actual cut move toward the inside of a closed cut path, outward will move it towards the outside.

In general, for cuts on the outside, you want to move outward, to move the actual cut edge be exactly where the path is in your design. For cuts on the inside, you want to use the inward direction.

=== Negative Space Engraving ===

You can engrave a vector shape with a hole in the middle of it, so that you get enclosed portions that are not engraved in the middle of fully engraved portions. To do this, when you construct the image in your editor of choice, simply perform subtraction between the relevant paths, to remove the inner part. In the RDWorks laser software, the two paths will show up, and be independently editable (making them look like just two distinct paths to engrave), but they will engrave correctly as a negative space. Obviously test this w/ your software; this technique is known to work using Inkscape.

=== Nest & Waste Less Material ===

As of 01/2018 you can use the industrial strength [http://deepnest.io/#quickstart Deepnest] installed on the [[Kaitian_CM1309|Laser Cutter computer]] + [[CollaborationStation|Collaboration Station]] in Hackitorium. We have an unlimited subscription available to laser users, which is compatible with both ''DXF'', ''Corel CDR'' and ''SVG'' formats. Please ask if you need login credentials. Also available from the same author for free is [http://svgnest.com/ SVGNest, which can be used by clicking here].

=== Text Cutting ===

In Inkscape, after converting the text object to a path, it's necessary to ungroup the text as well, to create separate paths, prior to flattening the bezier curves.

If you're using a cursive font and want everything to be one piece, convert the text object to a path, and use Path > Union. This tool in general is quite useful for merging paths that have been independently drawn but need to be merged into a single path. For example, if you made two overlapping circles, without this the cutter would just cut the two circles, which leads to a lemon-shaped piece in the center. If you union the paths, it will cut an outline as well. Path > Union will not make any holes in the figure go away, it only gets rid of cuts passing through area covered by another shape.

Engraved text requires no other special technique because no cuts are made, but text cutting is non-trivial. Because of loops, it's sometimes desirable to use a stencil font, especially at smaller scales where legibility is important. 1001 Fonts has a number of stencil fonts for free. At 10pt, some good fonts are Marsh, Spacedock, and Allerta.

== Troubleshooting ==

=== File doesn't appear in laser cutter after successful download ===
If the laser cutter has 99 files loaded into it, new files will not show up. To fix this, open up RDWorks8, and on the right side, select the Doc tab. Inside that tab, click Read to read all the files in the laser cutter, and then click Delete all.
[[Image:laser_cutter_read_files.png|thumb|right|upright=3|alt=read files | This is the button used to read stored files from the laser cutter.]] [[Image:laser_cutter_delete_all_files.png|thumb|right|upright=3|alt=delete all files | This is the button used to delete all stored files from the laser cutter to make room for new ones.]]

===Laser cutter doesn't turn on properly===

Symptom: https://youtu.be/AMNTKEAC3R0

This is likely because the e-stop was pressed before, and it needs to be twisted to be released back into its popped-out position.

== How do I send files to the Laser computer over the internet? ==

Send your files directly to the laser cutter through this URL [https://cloud.disroot.org/s/bFv70wtK9xQuyp3], which is kindly hosted for us by [https://disroot.org/en| Disroot.org] via [https://nextcloud.com/| Nextcloud].

All files are uploaded directly to ''\My Documents\PUT YOUR FILES HERE (IN YOUR OWN FOLDER)\Uploads for Noisebridge Lasercutter\''

Please move any files you upload to your own folder asap.

== Ok, I created a folder for my laser cutter files, but can I access them over the internet? ==
Yes, this is now possible as of 01/2018.

# Double check you made a folder inside ''\My Documents\PUT YOUR FILES HERE (IN YOUR OWN FOLDER)\''
# Ping @James on Slack with the name of your folder.
# Be sure to mention if you need a password added to your folder.
# Wait a day for the share link to be activated and sent to you.

== Troubleshooting ==

=== Help! All the menu options turned to gibberish! ===
The RDWorks software can be buggy. Go to the top menu, the right-most or or 2nd-right-most tab will have a Language option. Select English.
When that happens, the bed size settings might also have changed. Double check Config -> Document Settings (?). The proper settings are 1300mm × 900mm.
(TODO: need to double check the exact menu labels, doing this from memory at the moment)

=== SOLIDWORKS ===
Apparently DXFs exported from Solidworks (at least v 2017) break when directly imported into RDWorks. The workaround is to import the DXF into Inkscape and re-export it from there.

== Calibration ==

=Kaitian CM1309 Laser Cutter=
https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Laser_Manual/Workflows
=Calibration=
You should not be afraid to calibrate your laser cutter.

The error is magnified the larger the piece being cut. So someone cutting a small piece may see no calibration problem, then cut a larger piece and see the calibration problem.
===Materials:===
#Thin wood stock to cut and measure.##Thin enough to cut with single pass.
#Accurate Digital Calipers.
#Calculator.
==Measuring Procedure:==
#Put in wood piece and focus laser normally.
#Cut what is theoretically a 150mm x 150mm square. If you have a larger accurate caliper do a bigger square. Mark which is X and Which is Y before removing from machine.
#Make a X Y grid every 15mm on the square with a straight edge.
#Use a digital caliper to measure at each mark on the grid in each direction.
===Get the average in the X direction. ===
Use a digital caliper to measure at each mark on the grid in X direction. Get the average in the X direction. #### Example X direction grid 149.24 149.19 149.20 149.17 149.23 149.27

Avg = 149.216
=== Get the average in the Y direction.===
Use a digital caliper to measure at each mark on the grid in Y direction. Get the average in the Y direction. #### Example Y direction grid 149.52 149.55 149.52 149.54 149.54 149.54

Avg = 149.535
=== LightBurn Procedure: ===#In LightBurn.
#Get dialog box.
##Edit > Machine Settings
##Get dialog box with button on the bottom.
###Calibrate Axis.
####Dropdown X#####Actual Distance
######Enter Average for X before decimal from above, then enter the part average after decimal separately.
#####Requested Distance
######150.000
#####Write Button.
######Will send to machine.
####Dropdown Y
#####Actual Distance
######Enter Average for Y before decimal from above, then enter the part average after decimal separately.
#####Requested Distance
######150.000
#####Write Button.
######Will send to machine.
<div class="figure">
[https://github.com/ErikAllanKincaid/Hardware/blob/main/Kaitian-CM1309_LaserCutter/images/LightBurn_MachineCalibration.png?raw=true LightBurn_MachineCalibration.png]
</div>
==Second Square ==
#Repeat the cut square again at 150mm x 150mm.
#Repeat measurement procedure.
#Get Average.
#Did it work?
=Kaitian CM1309 Laser Cutter Calibrated!=
= Laser mirror calibration with physical screws.=
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lUomn0nM08

Computers

2025-12-14T01:37:47Z

192.195.83.130:

''Perhaps you were looking for [[wp:computer]]s. This was a SEO link spam page.''

Noisebridge has a number of computer terminals in the space.

This page documents how to use them, and the target configuration. If you would like to make suggestions, please '''Add Topic''' on the Discussion / Talk page.

=== Todos ===
* List of computer ...public/guild-use consoles
* List of desired application, by guild or location
* How to adapt new computers
* How to make application requests. On this page's talk page [[Talk:Computers]]

User talk:Erikk

2025-12-14T01:35:27Z

192.195.83.130: /* Laser cutter links */

'''Welcome to ''Noisebridge''!'''
We hope you will contribute much and well.
You will probably want to read the [https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Special:MyLanguage/Help:Contents help pages].
Again, welcome and have fun! [[User:Mcint|Mcint]] ([[User_talk:Mcint|talk]]) [[mw:help:sign|<code><nowiki>--~~</nowiki><nowiki>~~</nowiki></code>]] 21:05, 4 August 2025 (PDT)

== Laser cutter links ==

Move [[User:Erikk]]'s [https://github.com/ErikAllanKincaid/Hardware/tree/main/Kaitian-CM1309_LaserCutter docs from github] to the [[Laser]]'s talk page, to build toward integrating into the Laser / Maintainers manual. --[[Special:Contributions/192.195.83.130|192.195.83.130]] 17:34, 13 December 2025 (PST)

User talk:Erikk

2025-12-14T01:34:31Z

192.195.83.130: /* Laser cutter links */ new section

'''Welcome to ''Noisebridge''!'''
We hope you will contribute much and well.
You will probably want to read the [https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Special:MyLanguage/Help:Contents help pages].
Again, welcome and have fun! [[User:Mcint|Mcint]] ([[User_talk:Mcint|talk]]) [[mw:help:sign|<code><nowiki>--~~</nowiki><nowiki>~~</nowiki></code>]] 21:05, 4 August 2025 (PDT)

== Laser cutter links ==

Add this to the [[Laser]]'s talk page, to build toward integrating into the Laser / Maintainers manual. --[[Special:Contributions/192.195.83.130|192.195.83.130]] 17:34, 13 December 2025 (PST)

Computers

2025-12-14T01:32:23Z

192.195.83.130: reset page, add new content -User:Mcint

Meeting Notes 2025 10 21

2025-10-23T05:14:23Z

192.195.83.130: /* Big C Consensus Items */

{{meetings2025}}

These are the notes from the [https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Meeting_Notes The 836nd Meeting of Noisebridge].

{|class="wikitable" style="text: left;"
! style="text-align:left;"| Date
| 2025 10 21
|-
! Note-takers
| Loren and maybe others?
|-
! Moderators
| Elan
|}

{|class="wikitable"
| [[Meeting_Notes_2025 10 14|Previous Meeting]]
| [[Meeting_Notes_2025 10 28|Next Meeting]]
|}

== Meeting Summary ==
TLDR what happened at the meeting:
* Fundraising Update:
* Announcements:
** this Saturday, LitCrawl (big) (last portion of annual event LitQuake (BIG)) -- 2 organizations applied, requesting use. & AfroSurreal writers workshop of Oakland, 15 years.
** Science Foundation, Wednesday evening, Snacks and Discussion, signup: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1G3ztSJ1ehFDIvX9oW1YfoaXqIaNjE0_F4I17EJ40MdI
* Finances:
* New members:
* New associates:
* Consensus Items:
* Discussion Items:
** Wantin gto host a multi-week, multi-week commitment Circuit Hacking Monday class, temperature check on the idea.
= Introductions =
* Ask people to share their '''name, access needs, and preferred gender pronouns''' what they do at noisebridge

Elan -
Carl -
Lauren - woodworking, laser cutting, physical fab
Loren - managing treasury stuff, software meetups
Eric - music stuff, 3d printing
Daniel - 3d print, laser cut, code
Lucas - likes AI + software, loves Noisebridge
Elle - on Noisebridge break but wants to make an announcements
Anuya - attended electronics meetup, works on hardware
IrishMASM - in hacker-scene, job hunting atm, retro computing
Nick - Video game dev, GameBridge, grant writing
Daniel (solder fumes and tea) - NoiseCafe, works

= Short announcements and events =
* this Saturday, LitCrawl (big) (last portion of annual event LitQuake (BIG)) -- 2 organizations applied, requesting use. & AfroSurreal writers workshop of Oakland, 15 years.

* Science Foundation, Wednesday evening, Snacks and Discussion, signup: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1G3ztSJ1ehFDIvX9oW1YfoaXqIaNjE0_F4I17EJ40MdI

= Excellence =
'''Our One Rule is to Be Excellent to Each Other.'''
(On first Tuesdays, seek a few definitions. Other Tuesday, give a 1-3 sentence summary.)

What does that mean? Please see our page on excellence https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Excellence!

Putting in extra effort to

== Anti-Harassment Policy & Community Standards of Excellence ==
Noisebridge has an [[Anti-Harassment Policy]] https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Anti-Harassment_Policy
Everyone is expected to follow the Anti-Harassment Policy, please familiarize yourself with it.) TWO MINUTES MAX
More approachable & specific guidelines, https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Community_Standards
https://safespace.noisebridge.net/ is one way to quickly raise issues which will be seen by people in Slack.

== Brief Kudos ==
Recent examples of excellent behavior, say 3, unless the passion moves you.

* AntiGravKid - supported Pacific Regional HAM convetion

* Mike, Julius, Daniel,

= Zoning, Permitting, & Improvements -- Standing Item =
Status this week? Helpful broad asks to the community?
NB city bureaucracy WG -- JD & Alice, among others.

= Guilds =
* '''What are [[guilds]] - briefly describe''' (much like the previous section on "Excellence")

* Any number of people greater than 1 and physical items in the space

= New Members/Associate Members =
What are they? Is anyone trying to become a Member or Associate Member? If not move on. No long discussions.

= Financial Report (first Tuesday of month only) =
'''Anarchist societies under a capitalist state need money to survive and thrive, yo.'''

* Monthly revenue, expenses. Big projects. Big fundraising events. Reserves in bank.
* Any other details by those participating in handling our financials
* The latest financial reports from the treasurer are available at https://noisebridge.net/wiki/Finances

== Spending Needs ==
Gotta spend money on XYZ (i.e. Gate, wiring etc.). WHO CAN SIGN THE CHECK OR LEND THE CREDIT CARD!?!?! It doesn't matter if we agree to do something and it can’t be paid for.

== Fundraising Update ==
'''How's it all going'''

= Big C Consensus Items =
Nobody likes 3 hour meetings, only explain if new people are present. https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Current_Consensus_Items

== [[ Consensus Items ]] ==
Only for talking about Big C consensus items, small c consensus items should be discussed with people at the space at the time of the change/new item.

== 1: [Advanced Circuit Hacking class] ==
From/Raised by:
Seeking: advice
On topic:

Carl: Wants to have an advanced version of CHM.

Anuya: Would this be posted online?

Carl: Definitely would post lessons online?

Anuya: Circuit Hacking Tuesdays?

== Lease questions: [topic] ==
From/Raised by:
Seeking: decision/outcome/advice/[?]
On topic:

What is in scope for Landlord repairs/permits etc

= Do-ocratic Task Board =
Participation also means doing stuff to contribute to the space. Propose new tasks or pick some tasks from [https://github.com/noisebridge/buildout-capp Github], from what needs to be done around you, or whatever, and see if someone will sign up to work on that task. Anyone can sign up and it's a great way to show you are contributing!

= End of Meeting =

==Note taker posts the notes==

* Clean and tidy the meeting notes including removing all these really verbose instructions.
* Fill out the short summary at the top listing just announcements, consensus items, discussion topics, and names of new members and philanthropists.
* Copy paste the notes to the next meeting page. (They will become Last meeting at midnight.) https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Last_meeting&redirect=no
* Email the meeting summary to Noisebridge Discuss and Noisebridge Announce lists.
* CC on the email treasurer@noisebridge.net and secretary@noisebridge.net if there are new members and philanthropists.
* Edit the Current Consensus Items if anything is proposed for consensus next week.
* Edit the Consensus Items History if anything was reached consensus or failed to reach consensus this week.

==Fun things to do after==

* Do a 10 minute cleanup, bring dishes up stairs and wash them, clean the bathroom
* Have some beers on the patio
* Prepare the next weeks' meeting notes
* Lick the walls. Or just draw on them
* sing the [[Hackernationale]] (this almost never happens)

[[Category:Meeting Notes]]

NoiseGarden

2025-10-15T22:04:47Z

192.195.83.130: /* Software Stack */ Added a few details about existing services

NoiseGarden is a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Server_farm server farm] but small and unprofessional - hence a garden! 💻🪴

== Design ==

== Components ==

=== Hardware ===
==== Networking ====

* 1x (finicky) [https://store.ui.com/us/en/products/er-4 '''EdgeRouter4''']: Has mysteriously reset / gone offline and required a manual power cycle.
* 1x '''1Gib Managed Switch w/ 8x PoE ports''' each rated up to 30w. Since it is manage we can remotely power cycles the Pis by manually disabling/re-enabling power to specific ports.

==== Nodes ====
* 5x '''Raspberry Pi 5'''s
* 1x '''ThinkCenter'''
* '''[[NoiseGarden/Barry|Barry]]'''
* ...many more?

=== Software Stack ===
==== Kubernetes ====

Working

==== Ceph ====

Working.

Details:
* 5 OSDs
* Currently 2 pools:
** 3x replication
** no-replication

==== Git / Forgejo ====

Working.

Two instances:
* <code>ducky.garden:3000</code> - used for bootstrapping k8s cluster (mirrored on <code>git.garden</code>
* <code>git.garden</code> - hosted on k8s, used for general git repos.

==== ArgoCD ====

Working: Currently using app-of-apps approach but would like to try converting these to ApplicationSets.

TODO:Add documentation

==== PiHole ====

Somewhat working.

==== netboot.xyz ====

Somewhat working

==== KeyCloak ====

TODO

==== MediaWiki ====

TODO

==== Package Mirrors ====

TODO

Nb.wtf

2025-10-15T02:48:06Z

192.195.83.130: /* Links */ added host

{{wiki}}

==Usage==
This page is the "database" for the Noisebridge link shortening/go link service at https://nb.wtf. To use it, add the URL in the right column, and the desired shortcode in the left column. For instance, if you put "about" in the left column, you can put [[About]] in the right column, and then nb.wtf/about will redirect to the wiki About page. Links to the Noisebridge site/wiki do not need to be full URLs, you can use normal wiki links.

===Short path /w/===
Additionally, URLs like <code><nowiki>http://nb.wtf/w/MyAwesomeHackerProject</nowiki></code> will redirect to <code><nowiki>https://noisebridge.net/wiki/MyAwesomeHackerProject</nowiki></code>. So you can put a /w/ between nb.wtf and the exact name of a page on the wiki, without having to add that page explicitly to this table.

===QR codes===
Finally, the nb.wtf service can generate QR codes that point to the target URL of shortcodes. So if you go to https://nb.wtf/about?qr you will get a QR code that points to [[About|About.]]

Any text in this page besides the first table encountered is ignored.
==Code & Operation==
The service should update (link should be live) within seconds of saving this page, assuming the NBWTF extension is installed and operating properly on this wiki. If it doesn't work automatically, you can [https://nb.wtf/api/v1/on_update ping the site directly] to force an update. If the site itself isn't working, you probably should ask [[User:Audiodude]]

For the code that makes this work, see https://github.com/audiodude/nb.wtf

===Links===

{| class="wikitable" style="margin:auto;"
|+ nb.wtf links
|-
! nb.wtf/ !! URL
|-
|nb
|[[Noisebridge]]
|-
|n
|[[Noisebridge]]
|-
|about
|[[About]]
|-
|report
|https://safespace.noisebridge.net/
|-
|donate
|[[Donate or Pay Dues]]
|-
|meeting
|[[Meeting]]
|-
|mtg
|[[Meetings]]
|-
|mtgv
|https://meet.jit.si/nbmeeting
|-
|mtgp
|https://pad.riseup.net/p/nbmeeting
|-
|events
|[[Events]]
|-
|host
|[[Hosting an Event]]
|-
|cal
|[[Events]]
|-
|calendar
|[[Events]]
|-
|logo
|[[Logo]]
|-
|notes
|https://pad.riseup.net/p/nbmeeting
|-
|joindiscord
|{{discord_link}}
|-
|discord!
|{{:Discord link}}
|-
|discord
|[[Discord]]
|-
|pyclass
|[[PyClass]]
|-
|consensus
|[[Consensus]]
|-
| 15 ||[[NB15Q]]
|-
|auction15
|https://givebutter.com/c/OVhk3V/auction
|-
|sudo ||https://sudoroom.org/
|-
|spacebridge ||[[Spacebridge: The Next Generation]]
|-
|spacebridge-notes ||https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YasXd6d9ojCT7fCZXC0soYAJwO0hCMAUHZ4nushwC9M/edit?tab=t.0
|-
| ! || [[Nb.wtf]]
|-
|nb.wtf ||https://github.com/audiodude/nb.wtf/
|-
|atl
|[[AskToLeave]]
|-
|ghi
|https://github.com/noisebridge/infrastructure
|-
|gh
|https://github.com/noisebridge
|-
|tour-suggestions
|https://forms.gle/hQNKKCBQLj7Qir788
|-
|olympus
|[[Olympus]]
|-
|ft
|FlaschenTaschen
|-
|infra
|[[Meetups/Infra]]
|-
|infran
|https://pad.riseup.net/p/nb-meetup-infra
|-
|infrav
|https://meet.jit.si/nb-meetup-infra
|-
|mediabridge
|https://github.com/noisebridge/MediaBridge
|-
|5min
|[[5mof]]
|-
|5mof
|[[5mof]]
|-
|MF25
|[[Maker_Faire_2025/Met]]
|
|-
|MF25party
|https://luma.com/nbmrk6qb
|}

{| class="wikitable" style="margin:auto;"
| style="text-align:center" |{{#qrlite:|format=png|size=5|margin=0}}
|-
|{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}
|}

Nb.wtf

2025-10-11T22:43:22Z

192.195.83.130: /* Links */ added n => Noisebridge for QR code

{{wiki}}

==Usage==
This page is the "database" for the Noisebridge link shortening/go link service at https://nb.wtf. To use it, add the URL in the right column, and the desired shortcode in the left column. For instance, if you put "about" in the left column, you can put [[About]] in the right column, and then nb.wtf/about will redirect to the wiki About page. Links to the Noisebridge site/wiki do not need to be full URLs, you can use normal wiki links.

===Short path /w/===
Additionally, URLs like <nowiki>http://nb.wtf/w/MyAwesomeHackerProject</nowiki> will redirect to <nowiki>https://noisebridge.net/wiki/MyAwesomeHackerProject</nowiki>. So you can put a /w/ between nb.wtf and the exact name of a page on the wiki, without having to add that page explicitly to this table.
===QR codes===
Finally, the nb.wtf service can generate QR codes that point to the target URL of shortcodes. So if you go to https://nb.wtf/about?qr you will get a QR code that points to [[About|About.]]

Any text in this page besides the first table encountered is ignored.
==Code & Operation==
The service should update (link should be live) within seconds of saving this page, assuming the NBWTF extension is installed and operating properly on this wiki. If it doesn't work automatically, you can [https://nb.wtf/api/v1/on_update ping the site directly] to force an update. If the site itself isn't working, you probably should ask [[User:Audiodude]]

For the code that makes this work, see https://github.com/audiodude/nb.wtf

===Links===

{| class="wikitable" style="margin:auto;"
|+ nb.wtf links
|-
! nb.wtf/ !! URL
|-
|nb
|[[Noisebridge]]
|-
|n
|[[Noisebridge]]
|-
|about
|[[About]]
|-
|report
|https://safespace.noisebridge.net/
|-
|donate
|[[Donate or Pay Dues]]
|-
|meeting
|[[Meeting]]
|-
|mtg
|[[Meetings]]
|-
|mtgv
|https://meet.jit.si/nbmeeting
|-
|mtgp
|https://pad.riseup.net/p/nbmeeting
|-
|events
|[[Events]]
|-
|cal
|[[Events]]
|-
|calendar
|[[Events]]
|-
|logo
|[[Logo]]
|-
|notes
|https://pad.riseup.net/p/nbmeeting
|-
|joindiscord
|{{discord_link}}
|-
|discord!
|{{:Discord link}}
|-
|discord
|[[Discord]]
|-
|pyclass
|[[PyClass]]
|-
|consensus
|[[Consensus]]
|-
| 15 ||[[NB15Q]]
|-
|auction15
|https://givebutter.com/c/OVhk3V/auction
|-
|sudo ||https://sudoroom.org/
|-
|spacebridge ||[[Spacebridge: The Next Generation]]
|-
|spacebridge-notes ||https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YasXd6d9ojCT7fCZXC0soYAJwO0hCMAUHZ4nushwC9M/edit?tab=t.0
|-
| ! || [[Nb.wtf]]
|-
|nb.wtf ||https://github.com/audiodude/nb.wtf/
|-
|atl
|[[AskToLeave]]
|-
|ghi
|https://github.com/noisebridge/infrastructure
|-
|gh
|https://github.com/noisebridge
|-
|tour-suggestions
|https://forms.gle/hQNKKCBQLj7Qir788
|-
|olympus
|[[Olympus]]
|-
|ft
|FlaschenTaschen
|-
|infra
|[[Meetups/Infra]]
|-
|infran
|https://pad.riseup.net/p/nb-meetup-infra
|-
|infrav
|https://meet.jit.si/nb-meetup-infra
|-
|mediabridge
|https://github.com/noisebridge/MediaBridge
|-
|5min
|[[5mof]]
|-
|5mof
|[[5mof]]
|-
|MF25
|[[Maker_Faire_2025/Met]]
|
|-
|MF25party
|https://luma.com/nbmrk6qb
|}

{| class="wikitable" style="margin:auto;"
| style="text-align:center" |{{#qrlite:|format=png|size=5|margin=0}}
|-
|{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}
|}

Last meeting

2025-09-11T00:59:58Z

192.195.83.130: Changed redirect target from Meeting Notes 2025 09 02 to Meeting Notes 2025 09 09

#redirect [[Meeting Notes 2025 09 09]]

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<code><nowiki>{{last meeting}}</nowiki></code> to include link to this edit-able redirect page.

[[Special:PrefixIndex/Meeting_Notes_2025_]]:
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[[Special:PrefixIndex/Meeting_Notes_2024_]]:
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NoiseGarden

2025-09-08T22:13:47Z

192.195.83.130: Added an outline as well as a few details.

NoiseGarden is a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Server_farm server farm] but small and unprofessional - hence a garden!

== Design ==

== Components ==

=== Hardware ===
==== Networking ====

* 1x (finicky) [https://store.ui.com/us/en/products/er-4 EdgeRouter4]: Has mysteriously reset / gone offline and required a manual power cycle.
* 1x 1Gib Managed Switch w/ 8x PoE ports each rated up to 30w. Since it is manage we can remotely power cycles the Pis by manually disabling/re-enabling power to specific ports.

==== Nodes ====
* 5x Raspberry Pi 5s
* 1x ThinkCenter
* ...many more?

=== Software Stack ===
==== Kubernetes ====

Working

==== Ceph ====

Working

==== PiHole ====

Somewhat working

==== KeyCloak ====

TODO

==== netboot.xyz ====

Somewhat working

==== KeyCloak ====

TODO

==== Git / Forgejo ====

TODO

==== ArgoCD ====

TODO

Coffee Table

2025-07-24T02:46:45Z

192.195.83.130: /* Current Button Layout */

== The Coffee Table Project ==

== A modular gaming table for the lounge area! ==

The table currently houses a TCL 43S405 TV Screen. The plan is to complete a new harness that can adjust to fit various sized screens, should we want to swap the current screen out in the future.

Images of things and project files are stored here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1JZTQ7TRv2cYoYZ0Gsu3XRA2OVSmjRpaZ?usp=sharing

CAD Model of Table: https://cad.onshape.com/documents/78f475104c9923610f5e185a/w/902a4c2327f0fcad61617b25/e/bef8f43fe906f254708df8c8

Immediate Tasks:

* Adjustable VESA mount harness/frame/whatever you want to call it
* Top Acrylic Panel over the screen
* CAD 3D model of the table
* Get a computer running
* Software interface

== The Machine ==

Hardware:

* Intel NUC NUC6CAH, running windows 10 home
** Intel® Celeron® Processor J3455 (2M Cache, up to 2.30 GHz)
** 8GB RAM (Two channels of DDR3L-1600/1866 1.35V SO-DIMM, limit unknown)
** 250GB HDD
PIN: 1337

Microsoft Account: tied to noisebridge.coffee.table@gmail.com, password "b33xc3ll3nt!"

Diagrams and plans will be uploaded shortly!

Talk about the project in the #coffee-table channel in Discord! Contact [[user:Mwillson|Arity]] to contribute now!

== The Software ==

====== Game Launcher ======
Pegasus Frontend: https://pegasus-frontend.org/

====== Template Projects ======
Unity

Godot

Unreal?

'''Games'''

Air Hockey Game repo: https://github.com/SingleArity/CoffeeTableAirHockey.git

Blockbusters Game repo: https://github.com/outrightmental/Blockbusters

== Peripherals ==
*Sound
**Speaker?
**Mic?
* Controller
** Two Mr. Joy Stick JL-W
** Two IPAC2
*Table
**[https://cad.onshape.com/documents/78f475104c9923610f5e185a/w/902a4c2327f0fcad61617b25/e/c673c0c007b8e97d9b5a28c4?renderMode=0&uiState=67b6ae2fce13905dc3e5f726 3D Model] (Coreyfro's account)
[[File:Th-1657406962.jpg|alt=Dimensions of Mr. Joystick JL-W|thumb|Dimensions of Mr. Joystick JL-W]]

== Current Button Layout ==
PLAYER 1

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Meeting Notes 2025 03 18

2025-03-19T04:06:03Z

192.195.83.130: initial posting by Josh

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{{meetings2025}}

These are the notes from the [https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Meeting_Notes The 804th Meeting of Noisebridge].

{|class="wikitable" style="text: left;"
! style="text-align:left;"| Date
| 2025 03 18
|-
! Note-takers
| Elle, Zacchae, Josh, Loren
|-
! Moderators
| JD
|}

* '''One or two bullet points of high-level meeting summary.'''

== Meeting Summary ==
TL;DR: what happened:
In person, a lot of visitors from a hackerspace in New York hackerish space, Boshi's Place, in Jitsi a more locals then physically at the space. The single topic that took up the most time was talking about the lack of updated on the 86 page, and then discussing threats to sue (lol). Otherwise quick coverage of ideas like standardizerd cleanup stations, recaps of new member party / book release party, etc. etc. Cloud also wanted to be sure people knew 5mof was happening Thurday and she'd really like it if someone would take over.

= Introductions =

Fran, visting for GDC
Ty, he / they, similar story, puts on events at Joji's (sp?) place *boshi's place
Ava, they / them, artist *Eva
Fiona they/them ??? here to learn about consensus stuff
Maddie, I screw around here, might be working on a drone project soon
Morris, visiting from Switzerland mostly just chilling
Mochie, would like to access a printer later, do event stuff and video games and non video games *Mut
Zacchae, personal electronics projects, obsessed with digital autonomy, 3rd meeting
Josh, has been coming for quite a while and is awesome
Cloud, I work on 5mof, plays video gamss during meetings
Loren, too much to do, infrastructure for Noisebridge
Guy, been looking after the 3D printers for the last couple years, looking forward to getting away from that
Elle, haven't been as active recently, still doing fundraising, throwing events on occaision
Zach, into Godot, coming to meetup Saturday, checking this out early
We-z, game developer

= Short announcements and events =

* Zacchae, event Saturday 4p to 7p, recording a presentation, unsure how many people will be here, will have a sign up letting people know it may be recorded. Talk is about building decentralized systems to help people organize; how do you intelligently fund the creation of software? If you can solve that you've solved a lot for building Free Culture. Will be on the stage near the laser cutter. Can likely fit the actual presentation in between laser uses.
* Zach, gamedev meetup for Godot users, Saturday 2p to 6p meetup area or in the electronics room
* Elle, new member happy hour / book launch went great, Judy from the writers group was there, lots of former Noisebridge members, more than 10 people who have been around 10+ years, hoping we do it again. The book being launched was "Common Circuits"
* Cloud, 5mof is happening exactly this Thursday, around 8p. If you have something to share for 5 minutes please do so, or if you just want to watch the spectable. Also good practice for public presentation, or if you just have something you're interested in talking about

Spacebridge launch (with SF-HAB and Meshtastic group) on the 29th of this month(more details to come). Well also be meeting up this Saturday to hash out radio stuff. A lot of fun, come out and check it out and have fun! see Discord for info.

= Excellence =
'''Our One Rule is to Be Excellent to Each Other.'''

What does that mean? Please see our page on excellence https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Excellence!

* Zacchae taking actions which satisfy two criteria
-Makes the situation marginally better
-If everyone does it and it scales up it solves an issue

* Zacchae Another example; trying to be above the median on everything; don't need to be amazing, just above the median

== Anti-Harassment Policy & Community Standards of Excellence ==
Noisebridge has an [[Anti-Harassment Policy]] https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Anti-Harassment_Policy
Everyone is expected to follow the Anti-Harassment Policy, please familiarize yourself with it.)
More approachable & specific guidelines, https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Community_Standards
https://safespace.noisebridge.net/ is one way to quickly raise issues which will be seen by people in Discord.

== Brief Kudos ==
Elle: Luis(sp?), who is a former member, arranged the whole booklaunch as a fundraiser for Noisebridge, LIz was here, Judy was here, all were great to work with putting together that whole event
We-z: Daniel serving kiwi wine. takes care of access control.

= Zoning & Permitting Standing Item =

Read aloud in meeting, or variant: ''"Noisebridge is under threat by San Francisco bureaucracy. The exact nature of that threat has not been fully determined, but discussions with the city are ongoing, and lobbying may become necessary. If anyone who is attending the meeting this week has a close connection to Jackie Fielder or other officials, please speak now so that we can connect you to the [[CityAdminWG|working group]]."''

JD; Zoning department has gotten back to use about our standing as an organization being suitable for staying in this space.
Basically we made it.
The letter:

Yay JD for getting this done so well!

(much applause)

= Big C Consensus Items =
Nobody likes 3 hour meetings, only explain if new people are present. https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Current_Consensus_Items

== [[ Consensus Items ]] ==

dThis space intentionally left blank

= Discussion Items =

== Discussion Item 1 ==
From/Raised by:jd
Seeking
On topic:sell off Ender printers to Guy (rugyoga) for $400
Guy: for $400 you could get amodern fast, reliable printer instead of these Enders
Elle: Yes, sell things, we need the space, things are crowding other things out
JD, do we have small "c" concensus
Zacchae, risk seems low
Elle, we had small c consensus on sewing selling surplus stuff
JD, how many do we have?
Guy: four
JD, that would clear up an entire shelf unit
Elle, <?table outside printing would be nice to have freed up/?>
Guy / JD: no way we'd get $400 for these otherwise
Loren: Let's put this up for consensus

== Discussion Item 2 ==
From/Raised by: We-z
Seeking action
On topic: 86 list process
We-z, I'd like to talk about this. We haven't yet put A.J. on the list yet even though he was a clear 86, Charlene isn't on there next...are we actually 86'ing people? Are we unsure of the process to actually put them on the page? Tony? Justin?
Loren: Do you have a Wiki account
We-z: I don't have an account, am unsure how to get one
Loren: click "get an account" on the wiki
Elle: you might need additional access
JD: Good news is we have a good picture for these people
Elle: How's the project going for having the pictures up front? It would nice to have that. How can I support this? Charlene once again took up a lot of peoples time and if we stop these people at the door it might be easier to handle them.
We-z: I've put in my request for an account, assuming I'm approved I'll take on updating the 86 page, let these dorks try to sue me.
Elle: Charlene told me that since people got caught in the background of her chatterbate session she got banned from them as well, so...everyone is fed up with her.

== Discussion Item 3 ==
From: Loren
On topic: Updates to access control
Loren: Getting more RFID tags, also thanks to people who have helped make it work.

== Discussion Item 4 ==
From: Loren
On topic: Making stndardized cleaning stations
Loren: I think it would be nice to have standardized stations with mops, brooms, blah blah

More short announcements:
Elle: Fundraising meeting for the end of the month will be announced on the fundraising channel in Discord
Also, safety council; we'll schedule that meeting on Discord

Loren: We should do the things we have decided to do right after the meeting.

= Do-ocratic Task Board =
Participation also means doing stuff to contribute to the space. Propose new tasks or pick some tasks from [https://github.com/noisebridge/buildout-capp Github], from what needs to be done around you, or whatever, and see if someone will sign up to work on that task. Anyone can sign up and it's a great way to show you are contributing!

= End of Meeting =

[[Category:Meeting Notes]]

Current Consensus Items

2025-03-05T03:54:21Z

192.195.83.130: added consensus ite

{{meetings}}
This is a page for hosting consensus items currently under debate, with their formal wording.

You might be looking for
* Use the [[Draft Consensus Items]] page if your consensus item is still drafty, in need of much revision, or not something that you think people already can more or less agree with, rather than this page. This page is intended for discussion.
* [[Consensus_Items_History|Consensus Items History]] is the public record of consensus items that have been decided on in the past. Please move the records from the "Current" page to the "History" page once they've been approved/blocked.

{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1"
|-
| Date First Discussed [[XX Month, Year]]
| Proposed By [[User:User|User]]
| Informal Summary Title
| Body of Motion
| Author of this Record [[User:User|User]]

|-
| September 5th, 2023
| proposed by [[User:Mcint|Loren]]
| 2 member block -- for only freeform motions -- temporary 3 month effect, renew
| Renewing May 23rd, 2023 Consensus Item
REVIEW AGAIN on Feb 18, 2025

Updating blocking requirement for big C consensus items from 1 to 2 people. Currently in order to block a big C consensus Item, we need only 1 member to block. Would like to update this number to 2 members. Perhaps the 1 member to block made sense when the community was tiny. It doesn't make sense anymore in our much larger community. If you cant convince anyone else to block with you, then maybe you just have bad ideas. The community should not have to make changes only folks with bad ideas think are good.

This change would be provisional for 3 months [from May 23, 2023]. Also would only apply for member proposed consensus items, non-member proposed consensus items would still be block able by a single member. Also only 1 member would be required to block new membership. Also if any one member would like to block, but cannot because they are alone, they can request a 1 week hold to defer decision for an additional 3rd week.
|Author of this record: [[User:Mwillson|Mark]]
|-

|Some time in December
|Proposed by Elle
|Guild's right to Refuse
|To make abundently clear that the guild that organizes the use of an item, such as sewing for sewing machines and electronics for arduinos, and gaming for game related controllers, can refuse, dispose of or return to donor donations made to them. If the guild deterimnes an item is not safe for Noisebridge, the guild's determination will be given greater weight than the donor or others who do not or are not trained in the use of the item donated.
|Author of this record: Elle
|}

QR Codes

2024-05-17T04:14:59Z

192.195.83.130: /* QR Code with border */ h2->h3

{{wiki}}

{{headerbox}}'''QR Codes''' are two-dimensional barcode graphics that can encode arbitrary binary data and we use QR code stickers to label things at Noisebridge!
{{boxend}}

Stick one on a physical object encoding a link to a page that can be configured to 301 to arbitrary URLs (e.g. https://www.noisebridge.net/qr/07A72C23A7), and you get a system for [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardlink_(homonymy) hardlinking] physical objects into cyberspace.

You can embed a QR code for any page on the wiki, of its own URL, by including this snippet on the page:

* QR code embed snippet: <code><nowiki>{{#qrlite:{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}#section-fragment}}|format=png|size=5|margin=0}}</nowiki></code>, prefix with a <code><nowiki> </nowiki></code> to set it on its own line.

* Include the text of the link, <code><nowiki> {{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}</nowiki></code>, in text near the image, for the others' clarity when browsing & for printing.

 {{#qrlite:{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}#QR_Code_Demo}}|format=png|size=5|margin=0}}

== Extension:QRLite, on this wiki ==

You can embed a QR code for any page on the wiki, of its own URL, by including this snippet on the page:

* QR code embed snippet: <code><nowiki>{{#qrlite:{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}#section-fragment}}|format=png|size=5|margin=0}}</nowiki></code>, prefix with a <code><nowiki> </nowiki></code> to set it on its own line.

* Include the text of the link, <code><nowiki> {{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}</nowiki></code>, in text near the image, for the others' clarity when browsing & for printing.

QR codes are generated by the "QRLite" extension on this wiki,
* checkable at the [[Special:Version#mw-version-ext]],
* '''documented at [[mw:Extension:QRLite]]''',
* or in source at [[gh:gesinn-it/QRLite]].

===QR Code Demo===
Here's the new QR codes (and also some styling of the URL#fragment link target). Go wild!
 {{#qrlite:{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}#QR_Code_Demo}}|format=png|size=5|margin=0}}
{{#qrlite:{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}#QR_Code_Demo}}}}
{|class="wikitable"
| PNG
|{{#qrlite:{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}#QR_Code_Demo}}|format=png|size=5|margin=0}}
|
* Plain & simple, {{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}:
<pre><nowiki>
{{#qrlite:{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}|format=png|size=5|margin=0}}
</nowiki></pre>
* With #fragment, {{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}#QR_Code_Demo}}:
<pre><nowiki>
{{#qrlite:{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}#QR_Code_Demo}}|format=png|size=5|margin=0}}
</nowiki></pre>
|-
| SVG
|{{#qrlite:{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}|format=svg|size=5|margin=0}}
|
<pre><nowiki>
{{#qrlite:{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}|format=svg|size=5|margin=0}}
</nowiki></pre>
|-
| View/include the link nearby
|
|
<pre><nowiki>
 {{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}
</nowiki></pre>
|}

For external URLs, here's the syntax:
<nowiki>{{#qrlite:https://example.com/|format=svg|size=5|margin=0}}</nowiki>

=== QR Code with border ===
{|class="wikitable"
|{{#qrlite:{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}|format=png|size=5|margin=0}}
|-
|{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}
|}

<nowiki>{|class="wikitable"
|{{#qrlite:{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}|format=png|size=5|margin=0}}
|-
|{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}
|}</nowiki>

==Documentation==
* The Wikipedia page on [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QR_Code QR Codes] is a decent overview.
* [http://www.iso.org/iso/iso_catalogue/catalogue_tc/catalogue_detail.htm?csnumber=43655 The ISO standard] (208.00 CHF, ~$180 USD) developed by the original manufacturer, [http://www.denso.co.jp/en/ Denso Wave].
* [http://www.denso-wave.com/qrcode/qrgene1-e.html Overview on Denso Wave's site]

==Generators==
* [http://zxing.appspot.com/generator/ QR Code Generator] from the [http://code.google.com/p/zxing/ Zxing Project]
* Call the [http://code.google.com/apis/chart/types.html#qrcodes Google Chart API] with 'cht=qr'.

==Software==
* [http://code.google.com/p/zxing/ Zxing Project] appears to be a Google-blessed software library written in Java for processing one-dimensional and two-dimensional barcodes. It is written for use on mobile phones.
* Snappr.net has an image-attched-to-email-to-text type gateway setup. snappr [at] snappr.net More info [http://www.snappr.net/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=51&Itemid=83&lang=en on their page]

==Other 2D Encodings==
* [http://www.parc.com/research/projects/dataglyphs/ Xerox PARC Dataglyphs] - Embedding binary data inside of image dithering. Neat trick.

QR Codes

2024-05-17T04:13:30Z

192.195.83.130: /* QR Code Demo */ create with example

{{wiki}}

{{headerbox}}'''QR Codes''' are two-dimensional barcode graphics that can encode arbitrary binary data and we use QR code stickers to label things at Noisebridge!
{{boxend}}

Stick one on a physical object encoding a link to a page that can be configured to 301 to arbitrary URLs (e.g. https://www.noisebridge.net/qr/07A72C23A7), and you get a system for [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardlink_(homonymy) hardlinking] physical objects into cyberspace.

You can embed a QR code for any page on the wiki, of its own URL, by including this snippet on the page:

* QR code embed snippet: <code><nowiki>{{#qrlite:{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}#section-fragment}}|format=png|size=5|margin=0}}</nowiki></code>, prefix with a <code><nowiki> </nowiki></code> to set it on its own line.

* Include the text of the link, <code><nowiki> {{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}</nowiki></code>, in text near the image, for the others' clarity when browsing & for printing.

 {{#qrlite:{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}#QR_Code_Demo}}|format=png|size=5|margin=0}}

== Extension:QRLite, on this wiki ==

You can embed a QR code for any page on the wiki, of its own URL, by including this snippet on the page:

* QR code embed snippet: <code><nowiki>{{#qrlite:{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}#section-fragment}}|format=png|size=5|margin=0}}</nowiki></code>, prefix with a <code><nowiki> </nowiki></code> to set it on its own line.

* Include the text of the link, <code><nowiki> {{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}</nowiki></code>, in text near the image, for the others' clarity when browsing & for printing.

QR codes are generated by the "QRLite" extension on this wiki,
* checkable at the [[Special:Version#mw-version-ext]],
* '''documented at [[mw:Extension:QRLite]]''',
* or in source at [[gh:gesinn-it/QRLite]].

===QR Code Demo===
Here's the new QR codes (and also some styling of the URL#fragment link target). Go wild!
 {{#qrlite:{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}#QR_Code_Demo}}|format=png|size=5|margin=0}}
{{#qrlite:{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}#QR_Code_Demo}}}}
{|class="wikitable"
| PNG
|{{#qrlite:{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}#QR_Code_Demo}}|format=png|size=5|margin=0}}
|
* Plain & simple, {{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}:
<pre><nowiki>
{{#qrlite:{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}|format=png|size=5|margin=0}}
</nowiki></pre>
* With #fragment, {{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}#QR_Code_Demo}}:
<pre><nowiki>
{{#qrlite:{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}#QR_Code_Demo}}|format=png|size=5|margin=0}}
</nowiki></pre>
|-
| SVG
|{{#qrlite:{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}|format=svg|size=5|margin=0}}
|
<pre><nowiki>
{{#qrlite:{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}|format=svg|size=5|margin=0}}
</nowiki></pre>
|-
| View/include the link nearby
|
|
<pre><nowiki>
 {{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}
</nowiki></pre>
|}

For external URLs, here's the syntax:
<nowiki>{{#qrlite:https://example.com/|format=svg|size=5|margin=0}}</nowiki>

== QR Code with border ==
{|class="wikitable"
|{{#qrlite:{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}|format=png|size=5|margin=0}}
|-
|{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}
|}

<nowiki>{|class="wikitable"
|{{#qrlite:{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}|format=png|size=5|margin=0}}
|-
|{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}
|}</nowiki>

==Documentation==
* The Wikipedia page on [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QR_Code QR Codes] is a decent overview.
* [http://www.iso.org/iso/iso_catalogue/catalogue_tc/catalogue_detail.htm?csnumber=43655 The ISO standard] (208.00 CHF, ~$180 USD) developed by the original manufacturer, [http://www.denso.co.jp/en/ Denso Wave].
* [http://www.denso-wave.com/qrcode/qrgene1-e.html Overview on Denso Wave's site]

==Generators==
* [http://zxing.appspot.com/generator/ QR Code Generator] from the [http://code.google.com/p/zxing/ Zxing Project]
* Call the [http://code.google.com/apis/chart/types.html#qrcodes Google Chart API] with 'cht=qr'.

==Software==
* [http://code.google.com/p/zxing/ Zxing Project] appears to be a Google-blessed software library written in Java for processing one-dimensional and two-dimensional barcodes. It is written for use on mobile phones.
* Snappr.net has an image-attched-to-email-to-text type gateway setup. snappr [at] snappr.net More info [http://www.snappr.net/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=51&Itemid=83&lang=en on their page]

==Other 2D Encodings==
* [http://www.parc.com/research/projects/dataglyphs/ Xerox PARC Dataglyphs] - Embedding binary data inside of image dithering. Neat trick.

Meetups/Infra/2024-04-29

2024-04-30T04:26:34Z

192.195.83.130: /* Links */

[[Meetups/Infra]] 2024-04-29m
* Doug - VMs, why use them, how different from containers
* Matt - you can whois an IP address, it's really useful. Learn standard devops tooling, terraform.
* Akbar - IP address, github/user.keys trick, tools to write text (unix shell). Check out nix, all these topics, virtualization, docker, terraform.
* Jeanie - how to set up labs, for k8s, docker. How to set up virtualized. minikube have used.
* Henry - learned many reasons not to send public traffic to IP , still waiting on the haskell session.
* Jordan - nice finally doing noisebridge infra (light coverage, do more!), nice to talk about (before management), provisioning, programmatically, deployment-as-code.
* Loren - nice to share https://perplexity.vercel.app and LLM insights.

== Introductions ==
* [name] - [background]. [goals for meetup, or interests to explore]

* Loren -
* Matt - used to sys admin with loren in a student group at Berkeley, like talking
* Henry - background in software development
* Moof - b/g in , here to look pretty
* Akbar - background in devops stuff, here to talk about self-hosting
* Doug - semi-software engineer, here to learn more about devops stuff & here for vibes
* Chris - ambient attendee
* Jordan - work in database software, here for vibes
* Jeanie - been here before,

== Lesson or Demo ==
* Read aloud: clarify for meetup. We are taking notes in a riseup pad (or I am--help appreciated, and links). We have meeting notes posted to the wiki. noisebridge.net, search Infra, or Meetups/Infra. (the Infrastructure page has a disambiguation link.)
* Shell, web services, self-hosting, networking!

* Topics of interest, named: self-hosting, noisebridge.

** Question from Moof, demo from matt

$ whois noisebridge.net
TLD registrar: Verisign (com, net, edu)
Registrar: gandi.net
$ host/dig noisebridge.net -> 216.252.162.220
$ dig noisebridge.net -> A 216.252.162.220
$ whois 216.252.162.220 -> owned by iocoop.org, ASN AS6939

https://github.com/noisebridge/infrastructure
https://github.com/noisebridge/infrastructure/blob/master/hosts.yml

SolidGoldMagiKarp
* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byte_pair_encoding
* https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/aPeJE8bSo6rAFoLqg/solidgoldmagikarp-plus-prompt-generation

https://perplexity.vercel.app/

* IOCoop: https://github.com/ganeti/ganeti

* OpenPGP Keyserver (modrn): https://keys.openpgp.org/
* Keybase Proofs - https://book.keybase.io/account#proofs

===Why virtualize===
Enforce security boundaries while sharing hardware between guests.

systemd-virt-detect

EC2 - runs everything in virtual machines, allows migration of hosts between boots.

Scraping. Was needed, and loudly hated in the days of

Self-hosted, personal services.
* YunoHost.org

* SSD nodes (one vps host option)

* Random semi-interesting devops tools to look into
- https://orbstack.dev/
- https://www.crossplane.io/

== Reflection: this week favorite? and in future week? ==
* Doug - VMs, why use them, how different from containers
* Matt - you can whois an IP address, it's really useful. Learn standard devops tooling, terraform.
* Akbar - IP address, github/user.keys trick, tools to write text (unix shell). Check out nix, all these topics, virtualization, docker, terraform.
* Jeanie - how to set up labs, for k8s, docker. How to set up virtualized. minikube have used.
* Henry - learned many reasons not to send public traffic to IP , still waiting on the haskell session.
* Jordan - nice finally doing noisebridge infra (light coverage, do more!), nice to talk about (before management), provisioning, programmatically, deployment-as-code.

===CLI exercise===
Decal: https://decal.ocf.berkeley.edu/archives/2020-fall/

==Links==
https://github.com/henrythemann.keys | github.com/henrythemann.keys
https://search.brave.com/search?q=reveal+identity+ssh+&source=web | reveal identity ssh - Brave Search
https://www.google.com/search?q=+ssh+key+github+reveal+identity+-site%3Adocs.github.com&sca_esv=dff8796ac3904447&sca_upv=1&ei=yV8wZuSjB7i10PEPpP-YmA8&ved=0ahUKEwikrMqM-uiFAxW4GjQIHaQ_BvMQ4dUDCBA&uact=5&oq=+ssh+key+github+reveal+identity+-site%3Adocs.github.com&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAiNSBzc2gga2V5IGdpdGh1YiByZXZlYWwgaWRlbnRpdHkgLXNpdGU6ZG9jcy5naXRodWIuY29tSABQAFgAcAB4AJABAJgBAKABAKoBALgBA8gBAPgBAZgCAKACAJgDAJIHAKAHAA&sclient=gws-wiz-serp | ssh key github reveal identity -site:docs.github.com - Google Search
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/67401113/how-to-identify-github-user-with-ssh-key | How to identify github user with ssh key? - Stack Overflow
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=10004678 | Show HN: My SSH server knows who you are | Hacker News
https://words.filippo.io/ssh-whoami-filippo-io/ | ssh whoami.filippo.io

https://github.com/noisebridge/infrastructure/commit/8d582340818ef3ff2b62ac93e33f51e533b04299 | Block Anthropic ClaudeBot; QPS is clobbering our servers · noisebridge/infrastructure@8d58234 · GitHub
https://github.com/noisebridge/infrastructure/blob/master/hosts.yml | infrastructure/hosts.yml at master · noisebridge/infrastructure · GitHub
https://search.brave.com/search?q=solidgoldmagikarp&source=desktop | solidgoldmagikarp - Brave Search
https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/aPeJE8bSo6rAFoLqg/solidgoldmagikarp-plus-prompt-generation | SolidGoldMagikarp (plus, prompt generation) — LessWrong
https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/Ya9LzwEbfaAMY8ABo/solidgoldmagikarp-ii-technical-details-and-more-recent | SolidGoldMagikarp II: technical details and more recent findings — LessWrong
https://www.reddit.com/r/OpenAI/comments/10ujznl/solidgoldmagikarp_plus_prompt_generation_lesswrong/ | SolidGoldMagikarp (plus, prompt generation) - LessWrong : r/OpenAI
https://web.archive.org/web/20181210233325/https://www.reddit.com/user/SolidGoldMagikarp | reddit: the front page of the internet

https://threatpost.com/pgp-ecosystem-targeted-in-poisoning-attacks/146240/

https://perplexity.vercel.app/
https://twitter.com/thesephist/status/1617747154231259137

== Questions, Discussion, or Coworking ==
* [Issue]
= For next time =
== Questions ==
== Readings & Exercises ==
* Readings
**
* Exercises
**
== Join online ==
* Try it yourself!
** Join libera.chat #nb-meetup-infra

https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Meetups/Infra

Meetups/Infra/2024-04-29

2024-04-30T04:26:10Z

192.195.83.130: /* Links */

[[Meetups/Infra]] 2024-04-29m
* Doug - VMs, why use them, how different from containers
* Matt - you can whois an IP address, it's really useful. Learn standard devops tooling, terraform.
* Akbar - IP address, github/user.keys trick, tools to write text (unix shell). Check out nix, all these topics, virtualization, docker, terraform.
* Jeanie - how to set up labs, for k8s, docker. How to set up virtualized. minikube have used.
* Henry - learned many reasons not to send public traffic to IP , still waiting on the haskell session.
* Jordan - nice finally doing noisebridge infra (light coverage, do more!), nice to talk about (before management), provisioning, programmatically, deployment-as-code.
* Loren - nice to share https://perplexity.vercel.app and LLM insights.

== Introductions ==
* [name] - [background]. [goals for meetup, or interests to explore]

* Loren -
* Matt - used to sys admin with loren in a student group at Berkeley, like talking
* Henry - background in software development
* Moof - b/g in , here to look pretty
* Akbar - background in devops stuff, here to talk about self-hosting
* Doug - semi-software engineer, here to learn more about devops stuff & here for vibes
* Chris - ambient attendee
* Jordan - work in database software, here for vibes
* Jeanie - been here before,

== Lesson or Demo ==
* Read aloud: clarify for meetup. We are taking notes in a riseup pad (or I am--help appreciated, and links). We have meeting notes posted to the wiki. noisebridge.net, search Infra, or Meetups/Infra. (the Infrastructure page has a disambiguation link.)
* Shell, web services, self-hosting, networking!

* Topics of interest, named: self-hosting, noisebridge.

** Question from Moof, demo from matt

$ whois noisebridge.net
TLD registrar: Verisign (com, net, edu)
Registrar: gandi.net
$ host/dig noisebridge.net -> 216.252.162.220
$ dig noisebridge.net -> A 216.252.162.220
$ whois 216.252.162.220 -> owned by iocoop.org, ASN AS6939

https://github.com/noisebridge/infrastructure
https://github.com/noisebridge/infrastructure/blob/master/hosts.yml

SolidGoldMagiKarp
* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byte_pair_encoding
* https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/aPeJE8bSo6rAFoLqg/solidgoldmagikarp-plus-prompt-generation

https://perplexity.vercel.app/

* IOCoop: https://github.com/ganeti/ganeti

* OpenPGP Keyserver (modrn): https://keys.openpgp.org/
* Keybase Proofs - https://book.keybase.io/account#proofs

===Why virtualize===
Enforce security boundaries while sharing hardware between guests.

systemd-virt-detect

EC2 - runs everything in virtual machines, allows migration of hosts between boots.

Scraping. Was needed, and loudly hated in the days of

Self-hosted, personal services.
* YunoHost.org

* SSD nodes (one vps host option)

* Random semi-interesting devops tools to look into
- https://orbstack.dev/
- https://www.crossplane.io/

== Reflection: this week favorite? and in future week? ==
* Doug - VMs, why use them, how different from containers
* Matt - you can whois an IP address, it's really useful. Learn standard devops tooling, terraform.
* Akbar - IP address, github/user.keys trick, tools to write text (unix shell). Check out nix, all these topics, virtualization, docker, terraform.
* Jeanie - how to set up labs, for k8s, docker. How to set up virtualized. minikube have used.
* Henry - learned many reasons not to send public traffic to IP , still waiting on the haskell session.
* Jordan - nice finally doing noisebridge infra (light coverage, do more!), nice to talk about (before management), provisioning, programmatically, deployment-as-code.

===CLI exercise===
Decal: https://decal.ocf.berkeley.edu/archives/2020-fall/

==Links==
https://github.com/henrythemann.keys | github.com/henrythemann.keys
https://search.brave.com/search?q=reveal+identity+ssh+&source=web | reveal identity ssh - Brave Search
https://www.google.com/search?q=+ssh+key+github+reveal+identity+-site%3Adocs.github.com&sca_esv=dff8796ac3904447&sca_upv=1&ei=yV8wZuSjB7i10PEPpP-YmA8&ved=0ahUKEwikrMqM-uiFAxW4GjQIHaQ_BvMQ4dUDCBA&uact=5&oq=+ssh+key+github+reveal+identity+-site%3Adocs.github.com&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAiNSBzc2gga2V5IGdpdGh1YiByZXZlYWwgaWRlbnRpdHkgLXNpdGU6ZG9jcy5naXRodWIuY29tSABQAFgAcAB4AJABAJgBAKABAKoBALgBA8gBAPgBAZgCAKACAJgDAJIHAKAHAA&sclient=gws-wiz-serp | ssh key github reveal identity -site:docs.github.com - Google Search
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/67401113/how-to-identify-github-user-with-ssh-key | How to identify github user with ssh key? - Stack Overflow
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=10004678 | Show HN: My SSH server knows who you are | Hacker News
https://words.filippo.io/ssh-whoami-filippo-io/ | ssh whoami.filippo.io

https://github.com/noisebridge/infrastructure/commit/8d582340818ef3ff2b62ac93e33f51e533b04299 | Block Anthropic ClaudeBot; QPS is clobbering our servers · noisebridge/infrastructure@8d58234 · GitHub
https://github.com/noisebridge/infrastructure/blob/master/hosts.yml | infrastructure/hosts.yml at master · noisebridge/infrastructure · GitHub
https://search.brave.com/search?q=solidgoldmagikarp&source=desktop | solidgoldmagikarp - Brave Search
https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/aPeJE8bSo6rAFoLqg/solidgoldmagikarp-plus-prompt-generation | SolidGoldMagikarp (plus, prompt generation) — LessWrong
https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/Ya9LzwEbfaAMY8ABo/solidgoldmagikarp-ii-technical-details-and-more-recent | SolidGoldMagikarp II: technical details and more recent findings — LessWrong
https://www.reddit.com/r/OpenAI/comments/10ujznl/solidgoldmagikarp_plus_prompt_generation_lesswrong/ | SolidGoldMagikarp (plus, prompt generation) - LessWrong : r/OpenAI
https://web.archive.org/web/20181210233325/https://www.reddit.com/user/SolidGoldMagikarp | reddit: the front page of the internet

https://threatpost.com/pgp-ecosystem-targeted-in-poisoning-attacks/146240/

== Questions, Discussion, or Coworking ==
* [Issue]
= For next time =
== Questions ==
== Readings & Exercises ==
* Readings
**
* Exercises
**
== Join online ==
* Try it yourself!
** Join libera.chat #nb-meetup-infra

https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Meetups/Infra

Meetups/Infra/2024-04-29

2024-04-30T04:24:55Z

192.195.83.130: /* Reflection: this week favorite? and in future week? */

[[Meetups/Infra]] 2024-04-29m
* Doug - VMs, why use them, how different from containers
* Matt - you can whois an IP address, it's really useful. Learn standard devops tooling, terraform.
* Akbar - IP address, github/user.keys trick, tools to write text (unix shell). Check out nix, all these topics, virtualization, docker, terraform.
* Jeanie - how to set up labs, for k8s, docker. How to set up virtualized. minikube have used.
* Henry - learned many reasons not to send public traffic to IP , still waiting on the haskell session.
* Jordan - nice finally doing noisebridge infra (light coverage, do more!), nice to talk about (before management), provisioning, programmatically, deployment-as-code.
* Loren - nice to share https://perplexity.vercel.app and LLM insights.

== Introductions ==
* [name] - [background]. [goals for meetup, or interests to explore]

* Loren -
* Matt - used to sys admin with loren in a student group at Berkeley, like talking
* Henry - background in software development
* Moof - b/g in , here to look pretty
* Akbar - background in devops stuff, here to talk about self-hosting
* Doug - semi-software engineer, here to learn more about devops stuff & here for vibes
* Chris - ambient attendee
* Jordan - work in database software, here for vibes
* Jeanie - been here before,

== Lesson or Demo ==
* Read aloud: clarify for meetup. We are taking notes in a riseup pad (or I am--help appreciated, and links). We have meeting notes posted to the wiki. noisebridge.net, search Infra, or Meetups/Infra. (the Infrastructure page has a disambiguation link.)
* Shell, web services, self-hosting, networking!

* Topics of interest, named: self-hosting, noisebridge.

** Question from Moof, demo from matt

$ whois noisebridge.net
TLD registrar: Verisign (com, net, edu)
Registrar: gandi.net
$ host/dig noisebridge.net -> 216.252.162.220
$ dig noisebridge.net -> A 216.252.162.220
$ whois 216.252.162.220 -> owned by iocoop.org, ASN AS6939

https://github.com/noisebridge/infrastructure
https://github.com/noisebridge/infrastructure/blob/master/hosts.yml

SolidGoldMagiKarp
* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byte_pair_encoding
* https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/aPeJE8bSo6rAFoLqg/solidgoldmagikarp-plus-prompt-generation

https://perplexity.vercel.app/

* IOCoop: https://github.com/ganeti/ganeti

* OpenPGP Keyserver (modrn): https://keys.openpgp.org/
* Keybase Proofs - https://book.keybase.io/account#proofs

===Why virtualize===
Enforce security boundaries while sharing hardware between guests.

systemd-virt-detect

EC2 - runs everything in virtual machines, allows migration of hosts between boots.

Scraping. Was needed, and loudly hated in the days of

Self-hosted, personal services.
* YunoHost.org

* SSD nodes (one vps host option)

* Random semi-interesting devops tools to look into
- https://orbstack.dev/
- https://www.crossplane.io/

== Reflection: this week favorite? and in future week? ==
* Doug - VMs, why use them, how different from containers
* Matt - you can whois an IP address, it's really useful. Learn standard devops tooling, terraform.
* Akbar - IP address, github/user.keys trick, tools to write text (unix shell). Check out nix, all these topics, virtualization, docker, terraform.
* Jeanie - how to set up labs, for k8s, docker. How to set up virtualized. minikube have used.
* Henry - learned many reasons not to send public traffic to IP , still waiting on the haskell session.
* Jordan - nice finally doing noisebridge infra (light coverage, do more!), nice to talk about (before management), provisioning, programmatically, deployment-as-code.

===CLI exercise===
Decal: https://decal.ocf.berkeley.edu/archives/2020-fall/

==Links==
https://github.com/henrythemann.keys | github.com/henrythemann.keys
https://search.brave.com/search?q=reveal+identity+ssh+&source=web | reveal identity ssh - Brave Search
https://www.google.com/search?q=+ssh+key+github+reveal+identity+-site%3Adocs.github.com&sca_esv=dff8796ac3904447&sca_upv=1&ei=yV8wZuSjB7i10PEPpP-YmA8&ved=0ahUKEwikrMqM-uiFAxW4GjQIHaQ_BvMQ4dUDCBA&uact=5&oq=+ssh+key+github+reveal+identity+-site%3Adocs.github.com&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAiNSBzc2gga2V5IGdpdGh1YiByZXZlYWwgaWRlbnRpdHkgLXNpdGU6ZG9jcy5naXRodWIuY29tSABQAFgAcAB4AJABAJgBAKABAKoBALgBA8gBAPgBAZgCAKACAJgDAJIHAKAHAA&sclient=gws-wiz-serp | ssh key github reveal identity -site:docs.github.com - Google Search
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/67401113/how-to-identify-github-user-with-ssh-key | How to identify github user with ssh key? - Stack Overflow
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=10004678 | Show HN: My SSH server knows who you are | Hacker News
https://words.filippo.io/ssh-whoami-filippo-io/ | ssh whoami.filippo.io

https://github.com/noisebridge/infrastructure/commit/8d582340818ef3ff2b62ac93e33f51e533b04299 | Block Anthropic ClaudeBot; QPS is clobbering our servers · noisebridge/infrastructure@8d58234 · GitHub
https://github.com/noisebridge/infrastructure/blob/master/hosts.yml | infrastructure/hosts.yml at master · noisebridge/infrastructure · GitHub
https://search.brave.com/search?q=solidgoldmagikarp&source=desktop | solidgoldmagikarp - Brave Search
https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/aPeJE8bSo6rAFoLqg/solidgoldmagikarp-plus-prompt-generation | SolidGoldMagikarp (plus, prompt generation) — LessWrong
https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/Ya9LzwEbfaAMY8ABo/solidgoldmagikarp-ii-technical-details-and-more-recent | SolidGoldMagikarp II: technical details and more recent findings — LessWrong
https://www.reddit.com/r/OpenAI/comments/10ujznl/solidgoldmagikarp_plus_prompt_generation_lesswrong/ | SolidGoldMagikarp (plus, prompt generation) - LessWrong : r/OpenAI
https://web.archive.org/web/20181210233325/https://www.reddit.com/user/SolidGoldMagikarp | reddit: the front page of the internet

== Questions, Discussion, or Coworking ==
* [Issue]
= For next time =
== Questions ==
== Readings & Exercises ==
* Readings
**
* Exercises
**
== Join online ==
* Try it yourself!
** Join libera.chat #nb-meetup-infra

https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Meetups/Infra

Meetups/Infra/2024-04-22

2024-04-30T02:04:43Z

192.195.83.130: saving notes

(Preamble:
= Meetup - Infra =
https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Meetups/Infra
https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Meetups/Infra/2024-..-.. )

2024-04-22m [[Meetups/Infra]]
(TODO summary)

== Introductions ==
* [name] - [background]. [goals for meetup, or interests to explore]

* Loren -
* Henry - bg in software - topic: set up a video stream of room to watch cat when away
* David - software engineer, profession in cybersecurity, more interest in security and self-hosting (with docker). Following news, vulns. Xz.
* AJ - just here, swe. vr mobile dev, games. no idea about backend. C++ 26 years.
* Robert - nix. streaming setup. jellyfin.
* - swe since 8 years old,

== Lesson or Demo ==

* Loren -
** OwnCast: https://github.com/owncast/owncast / https://owncast.online/
**

* David - adversarial ML, 2 things:
- 1) watermarking, artists signature. even if decode.

- 2) art poisoning.
-- Nightshade: https://nightshade.cs.uchicago.edu/downloads.html
-- Glaze: https://glaze.cs.uchicago.edu/what-is-glaze.html /

* Read aloud: clarify for meetup. We are taking notes in a riseup pad (or I am--help appreciated, and links). We have meeting notes posted to the wiki. noisebridge.net, search Infra, or Meetups/Infra. (the Infrastructure page has a disambiguation link.)
* Shell, web services, self-hosting, networking!

https://motion-project.github.io/

* hAndwriting some PNG files

yew.js

== Questions, Discussion, or Coworking ==
* [Issue]
= For next time =
== Questions ==
== Readings & Exercises ==
* Readings
**
* Exercises
**
== Join online ==
* Try it yourself!
** Join libera.chat #nb-meetup-infra

https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Meetups/Infra

https://deepmind.google/discover/blog/muzero-mastering-go-chess-shogi-and-atari-without-rules/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GP9OpZPUYc

https://search.brave.com/search?q=adversarial+image&source=desktop | adversarial image - Brave Search
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-023-40499-0 | Subtle adversarial image manipulations influence both human and machine perception | Nature Communications
https://towardsdatascience.com/breaking-neural-networks-with-adversarial-attacks-f4290a9a45aa | Breaking neural networks with adversarial attacks | by Anant Jain | Towards Data Science

https://search.brave.com/search?q=stable+diffusion&source=desktop | stable diffusion - Brave Search
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stable_Diffusion | Stable Diffusion - Wikipedia
https://search.brave.com/search?q=image+generation+techniques&source=desktop | image generation techniques - Brave Search
https://search.brave.com/search?q=stockfish&source=desktop | stockfish - Brave Search
https://www.chessprogramming.org/Stockfish | Stockfish - Chessprogramming wiki

https://search.brave.com/search?q=handwrite+a+png+file&source=desktop | handwrite a png file - Brave Search
https://www.pngwing.com/en/search?q=handwriting | Handwriting png images | PNGWing
https://www.pngegg.com/ | PNGEgg - Exclusive sticker png images
http://www.libpng.org/pub/png/book/chapter15.html | Writing PNG Images (PNG: The Definitive Guide)
https://www.oreilly.com/library/view/png-the-definitive/9781565925427/25_chapter-15.html | Chapter 15. Writing PNG Images - PNG: The Definitive Guide [Book]
https://search.brave.com/search?q=png+file&source=desktop | png file - Brave Search
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PNG | PNG - Wikipedia
https://search.brave.com/search?q=png+ascii&source=desktop | png ascii - Brave Search

https://search.brave.com/search?q=pxeboot+xytz&source=desktop | pxeboot xytz - Brave Search
https://netboot.xyz/docs/ | Introduction | netboot.xyz
https://netboot.xyz/docs/quick-start/ | Quick Start | netboot.xyz
https://netboot.xyz/docs/docker/ | Docker Container | netboot.xyz
https://github.com/netbootxyz/docker-netbootxyz/blob/master/docker-compose.yml.example | docker-netbootxyz/docker-compose.yml.example at master · netbootxyz/docker-netbootxyz · GitHub
https://netboot.xyz/docs/selfhosting/ | Self Hosting | netboot.xyz
http://localhost/
http://localhost:3000/ | netboot.xyz Configuration
https://search.brave.com/search?q=netboot+check+network+configuration&source=desktop | netboot check network configuration - Brave Search

https://search.brave.com/search?q=mu+zero+alpha+zero&source=desktop | mu zero alpha zero - Brave Search
https://groups.google.com/g/lczero/c/Uu8ZuFyt-mU | MuZero beats AlphaZero
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MuZero
https://lifein19x19.com/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=17074
https://ai.stackexchange.com/questions/26395/is-it-practical-to-train-alphazero-or-muzero-for-indie-games-on-a-personal-com
https://arxiv.org/abs/2310.11305 | [2310.11305] MiniZero: Comparative Analysis of AlphaZero and MuZero on Go, Othello, and Atari Games
https://search.brave.com/search?q=r+hettinger+github+problems+well+defined&source=desktop

https://microscope.openai.com/models/alexnet?models.technique=deep_dream | OpenAI Microscope
https://microscope.openai.com/about | OpenAI Microscope / About
https://speed.cloudflare.com/ | Internet Speed Test - Measure Network Performance | Cloudflare

Meetups/Infra/2023-12-11

2023-12-12T05:19:34Z

192.195.83.130: make header into (preview-able) intro paragraph

(= Meetup - Infra =)
2023-12-11m
(summary)
[[Meetup/Infra]]
== Introductions ==
* [name] - [background]. [goals for meetup, or interests to explore]

* Loren - running this meetup since June, enjoy having these disucssions, l
* Doug - host some hardware, here to learn
* Anshuman - dataanalysis, mostly low code, here to learn interesting things
* David - working on a homeserver, reach server from abroad
* Blake - here to learn
* Galileo - audio engineer, interested in software, audio applications
* Greg - Professional rust, interested in self hosted, nix
* Nick - robotics software, interested in tooling, fleet management, industry
* Matt - web hosting & sysadmin, here for the vibes
* Jordan - software engineer, interested in systems & kubernetes
* Britney - 3d modeler, architecture, interested in the tech scene. AudoDesk RevIt, Maya
* Quinn - would like to come on a regular basis, I do software development, as a consultant, mainly for mom & pop businesses.
* John - og windows & history, interested in audio

== Lesson or Demo ==

* Clipboard conqueror - https://github.com/aseichter2007/ClipboardConqueror
*

* Common topics
** ASes IP / Network Engineer - 2/3 / 1/3
** Nix - reproducible anything, software, operating systems. Bazel? Declarative & reproducilbe build systesm
** Docker / Kubernetes / linux namespaces, container/software orchestration. 2/3 1/5
***

=== Nix - reproducible anything, software, operating systems. ===
Bazel? Declarative & reproducilbe build systesm. Cmake.

# of nix packages:
https://search.nixos.org/packages

* Declarative package building

* Pulling in packages from python.
* https://github.com/nix-community/poetry2nix - manage locally in poetry, then deploy in nix.

* other - pattern of ___2nix projects
* Build-in command: nix develop - like a virtual env for

* nix is a set of instructions or executables for text, files, packages, libraries, or combinations of – used by Replit

https://nixos.org/guides/how-nix-works --> see reference manual

for beginners:

==Links==
https://nixos.wiki/wiki/Python | Python - NixOS Wiki
https://www.google.com/search?channel=fs&client=ubuntu-sn&q=nix+builtins | nix builtins - Google Search
https://nixos.org/manual/nix/stable/language/builtins.html | Built-in Functions - Nix Reference Manual
https://github.com/nixos/nixpkgs | GitHub - NixOS/nixpkgs: Nix Packages collection & NixOS
https://search.nixos.org/packages?channel=23.11&from=0&size=50&sort=relevance&type=packages&query=hello | NixOS Search - Packages - hello
https://raw.githubusercontent.com/NixOS/nixpkgs/nixos-23.11/pkgs/by-name/he/hello/package.nix | raw.githubusercontent.com/NixOS/nixpkgs/nixos-23.11/pkgs/by-name/he/hello/package.nix
https://determinate.systems/ | Determinate Systems
https://cs61a.org/ | CS 61A Fall 2023
https://www.cs.cmu.edu/~213/ | 15-213/15-513/14-513 Introduction to Computer Systems

https://www.reddit.com/r/linuxquestions/comments/af1bma/live_wallpaper_software_for_linux/ | Live wallpaper software for linux? : r/linuxquestions
https://search.brave.com/search?q=live+background+on+windows&source=desktop | live background on windows - Brave Search
https://search.brave.com/search?q=live+background+on+linux+transparent+overlay&source=desktop | live background on linux transparent overlay - Brave Search
https://askubuntu.com/questions/1164588/how-can-i-overlay-an-image-a-transparent-png-file-over-all-the-background-im | convert - How can I overlay an image (a transparent PNG file) over all the "background" images in a directory using command line? - Ask Ubuntu
https://askubuntu.com/questions/1061487/overlay-translucent-image-on-desktop-above-all-windows | kubuntu - Overlay translucent image on desktop / above all windows - Ask Ubuntu
https://mortoray.com/creating-a-local-screen-overlay-for-streaming-obs-linux/ | Creating a local screen overlay for streaming (OBS, Linux) - Musing Mortoray
https://obsproject.com/forum/threads/how-to-create-a-transparent-browser-window-as-overlay.139736/ | How to create a transparent browser window as overlay? | OBS Forums
https://www.linuxquestions.org/questions/linux-software-2/transparent-video-in-kdenlive-4175647179/ | Transparent video in kdenlive?
https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Meetups/Infra | Meetups/Infra - Noisebridge
https://nixos.org/ | Nix & NixOS | Reproducible builds and deployments
https://search.nixos.org/packages | NixOS Search - Packages
https://code.everydayimshuflin.com/explore/repos?sort=recentupdate&language=&q=&only_show_relevant=false | Explore - everydayimshuflin: Gitea Service
https://code.everydayimshuflin.com/greg/resume/src/branch/master/flake.nix | resume/flake.nix at master - resume - everydayimshuflin: Gitea Service
https://code.everydayimshuflin.com/greg/greg.everydayimshuflin.com | greg/greg.everydayimshuflin.com - greg.everydayimshuflin.com - everydayimshuflin: Gitea Service

== Questions, Discussion, or Coworking ==
* [Issue]
= For next time =
== Questions ==
== Readings & Exercises ==
* Readings
**
* Exercises
**
== Join online ==
* Try it yourself!
** Join libera.chat #nb-meetup-infra

https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Meetups/Infra
https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Meetups/Infra/2023-..-..

Meetups/Infra/2023-12-11

2023-12-12T05:18:58Z

192.195.83.130: add notes from meetup

= Meetup - Infra =
2023-12-11m
(summary)
[[Meetup/Infra]]
== Introductions ==
* [name] - [background]. [goals for meetup, or interests to explore]

* Loren - running this meetup since June, enjoy having these disucssions, l
* Doug - host some hardware, here to learn
* Anshuman - dataanalysis, mostly low code, here to learn interesting things
* David - working on a homeserver, reach server from abroad
* Blake - here to learn
* Galileo - audio engineer, interested in software, audio applications
* Greg - Professional rust, interested in self hosted, nix
* Nick - robotics software, interested in tooling, fleet management, industry
* Matt - web hosting & sysadmin, here for the vibes
* Jordan - software engineer, interested in systems & kubernetes
* Britney - 3d modeler, architecture, interested in the tech scene. AudoDesk RevIt, Maya
* Quinn - would like to come on a regular basis, I do software development, as a consultant, mainly for mom & pop businesses.
* John - og windows & history, interested in audio

== Lesson or Demo ==

* Clipboard conqueror - https://github.com/aseichter2007/ClipboardConqueror
*

* Common topics
** ASes IP / Network Engineer - 2/3 / 1/3
** Nix - reproducible anything, software, operating systems. Bazel? Declarative & reproducilbe build systesm
** Docker / Kubernetes / linux namespaces, container/software orchestration. 2/3 1/5
***

=== Nix - reproducible anything, software, operating systems. ===
Bazel? Declarative & reproducilbe build systesm. Cmake.

# of nix packages:
https://search.nixos.org/packages

* Declarative package building

* Pulling in packages from python.
* https://github.com/nix-community/poetry2nix - manage locally in poetry, then deploy in nix.

* other - pattern of ___2nix projects
* Build-in command: nix develop - like a virtual env for

* nix is a set of instructions or executables for text, files, packages, libraries, or combinations of – used by Replit

https://nixos.org/guides/how-nix-works --> see reference manual

for beginners:

==Links==
https://nixos.wiki/wiki/Python | Python - NixOS Wiki
https://www.google.com/search?channel=fs&client=ubuntu-sn&q=nix+builtins | nix builtins - Google Search
https://nixos.org/manual/nix/stable/language/builtins.html | Built-in Functions - Nix Reference Manual
https://github.com/nixos/nixpkgs | GitHub - NixOS/nixpkgs: Nix Packages collection & NixOS
https://search.nixos.org/packages?channel=23.11&from=0&size=50&sort=relevance&type=packages&query=hello | NixOS Search - Packages - hello
https://raw.githubusercontent.com/NixOS/nixpkgs/nixos-23.11/pkgs/by-name/he/hello/package.nix | raw.githubusercontent.com/NixOS/nixpkgs/nixos-23.11/pkgs/by-name/he/hello/package.nix
https://determinate.systems/ | Determinate Systems
https://cs61a.org/ | CS 61A Fall 2023
https://www.cs.cmu.edu/~213/ | 15-213/15-513/14-513 Introduction to Computer Systems

https://www.reddit.com/r/linuxquestions/comments/af1bma/live_wallpaper_software_for_linux/ | Live wallpaper software for linux? : r/linuxquestions
https://search.brave.com/search?q=live+background+on+windows&source=desktop | live background on windows - Brave Search
https://search.brave.com/search?q=live+background+on+linux+transparent+overlay&source=desktop | live background on linux transparent overlay - Brave Search
https://askubuntu.com/questions/1164588/how-can-i-overlay-an-image-a-transparent-png-file-over-all-the-background-im | convert - How can I overlay an image (a transparent PNG file) over all the "background" images in a directory using command line? - Ask Ubuntu
https://askubuntu.com/questions/1061487/overlay-translucent-image-on-desktop-above-all-windows | kubuntu - Overlay translucent image on desktop / above all windows - Ask Ubuntu
https://mortoray.com/creating-a-local-screen-overlay-for-streaming-obs-linux/ | Creating a local screen overlay for streaming (OBS, Linux) - Musing Mortoray
https://obsproject.com/forum/threads/how-to-create-a-transparent-browser-window-as-overlay.139736/ | How to create a transparent browser window as overlay? | OBS Forums
https://www.linuxquestions.org/questions/linux-software-2/transparent-video-in-kdenlive-4175647179/ | Transparent video in kdenlive?
https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Meetups/Infra | Meetups/Infra - Noisebridge
https://nixos.org/ | Nix & NixOS | Reproducible builds and deployments
https://search.nixos.org/packages | NixOS Search - Packages
https://code.everydayimshuflin.com/explore/repos?sort=recentupdate&language=&q=&only_show_relevant=false | Explore - everydayimshuflin: Gitea Service
https://code.everydayimshuflin.com/greg/resume/src/branch/master/flake.nix | resume/flake.nix at master - resume - everydayimshuflin: Gitea Service
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2023-11-27m

Great turnout, big enough that we shifted from conversation to examining an informative question:
how does IP routing, ASes, etc, network engineering, work for Starlink, SpaceX's satellite internet constellation in low earth orbit.

Lots of links, and some images

[[Meetup/Infra]]
== Introductions ==
* [name] - [background]. [goals for meetup, or interests to explore]

* Doug - history in software engineering & statistics, since June learning more about infra, putting together a private gpu cloud. Journey with DNS and proving ownership.
* Pablo - relative newbie, building first projects with react, firebase, CalFresh easy versus MediCal covered california difficulty, university insurance was great. GetCalFresh.org, In-browser games.
* Loren - running these for a few months. Like to share knowledge, like to keep learning.
* David - don't know any infrastructure, bg in mathematics, want to know more. Miami U. recently trying to set up a home server.
* Ryan - been here a few times, here to learn and hang out
* Matt - know loren from university, ocf.io, sysadmin, here for vibes.

== Lesson or Demo ==

* David's home infra setup
** Self-signing certificates.
** Hosting servers: NextCloud, JupyterLab, YT-downloader, Matrix/Synapse

TailScale, WireGuard,

* Statistics disucssion later?

* Shell, web services, self-hosting, networking!
== Questions, Discussion, or Coworking ==
* [Issue]
= For next time =
== Questions ==
== Readings & Exercises ==
* Readings
**
* Exercises

[[User:Mcint/ToDo]] add links

== Join online ==
* Try it yourself!
** Join libera.chat #nb-meetup-infra

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2023-12-04 m

Lesson & lecture in software for biology, from Tim. Discussion of go's "example test" pattern, that provides 1) unit tests, 2) public usage examples, for libraries, and makes

[[Meetup/Infra]]
== Introductions ==

* loren - running meetup - self-hosting
* tim, longtime noisebridger - genetic engeering software (synthenthic DNA modelling). Devops CI/CD. Kubernetes playing around with, get into self-hosting 3 old computers that could have a shit-ton of power. Open stack? vs Kubernetes Cluster. For work maki
* David, Math, Software Engineer. At home setting up home-server. Wrote an SSL Generator (using NGINX, dockerized services) github user: lidj22. Also interested in Kubernetes. Time to bite the bullet, somehow running lots of jobs.
* Abdul. Background in engineering. Software engineer. Checking out space (working on electronics). Couple of GPU Clusters working LLM models.
* Brandon: new to software development in and out of tech for past decade recent. Goal: learn docker. More linux (debian)
* Doug: background in software, physical engineering, light math. Met someone today, in 70s, phone from GA, bought 80 solar panels, said "if it's interesting, I'm interested in it." Here to learn, listen, share (crazy stories)
* Tess: all software of software development, desktop linux, recently web stuff, building a web server in C. Here to check this out, first time
* Greg . Rust backend engineer at a fintech start up. 4U Server in kitchen running servers. Nix + Random Programming Projects.
* Flying Eagle - working on Jet Engines. Meet all of us - how best to support us.

=== Goals ===
docker, self-hosting,

storage,
gpu img, SQS

== Topics ==

* Old(?) Moore's law (end of?), Dennard scaling. ...

* Moores Law: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moore%27s_law

*** Gordon Moore
*** Current sharp end (for further reading): TSMC, and their least price-sensitive customers: Apple, Nvidia, maybe others.

*** Feature size, node numbers

** Tim - comments? example tests - Go & Rust run them automatically
*** Bio

https://github.com/TimothyStiles/poly
can print DNA with inkjet printers, see HP spinoff Agilent.
error rate about 1/200, is current standard (current common / acceptable)

friend: 20-30% of the oligo's were correct, proudly published.

certain sites (DNS receptive sites, targets for enzymes) have to be banned from printing, because

Deciding to go Rust (vs go) in the future. Unit tests.

Problem: different pieces of DNA express differently in a different organism. Certain cells favor certain codons (triplets in DNA that encode for amino acids)

Enamoured with example tests in documentation: https://pkg.go.dev/https://github.com/TimothyStiles/poly

Auto-testing: go, rust
Harder for, or less common: storybook, playbook.

War stories
Excel issues - non-reporducible studies
Excel issues - auto conversion of

George Church paper, only perl unspecified version.

ASN.1.
GenBank. EU, US, Japan - slightly differing formats. Whitespace constants.

Spec for bio data, only found on European site with sketchy certificates,

Ontology. Projects wanting to build new ontologies, for biology.

** Parse on a latop: https://livefreeordichotomize.com/posts/2019-06-04-using-awk-and-r-to-parse-25tb/index.html

Bioinformations commuity. Vectorization? Yes.
Microscopy, and DNA reading (many sequencing mechanisms),

** https://github.com/p8952/bocker
** https://github.com/p8952/bocker/blob/master/bocker

* History of Go?

* Tim, self-hosting questions - 3 computers, and separate goal of 8TB db.

* Docker
* Kubernetes, k8s. k3s, kind / kube in docker, minikube, rancher.

== Questions, Discussion, or Coworking ==
* [Issue]
= For next time =

* War stories. Drinking (or alt drinks) Network engineer.

== Questions ==
== Readings & Exercises ==
* Readings
**
* Exercises
**
== Join online ==
* Try it yourself!
** Join libera.chat #nb-meetup-infra

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2023-11-20m
(summary)
[[Meetup/Infra]]
== Introductions ==
* [name] - [background]. [goals for meetup, or interests to explore]

* Loren -
* Abdel - from Tunesia, background in finance, miss coding. First visited Noisebridge 5 years.
* Andrew - 6 years as a javascript dev, recently decided to attempt a complex devops project, halfway through a k8s tutorial
* Wolf - put up my own infrastructure personally & at work
* Andrew - background TPM, transitioning into software development, came to noisebridge first 9 months ago, lots of things interested in in tech
* Bryan - freebsd node at home, more questions
* Sahil - self-driving startup, exiting, getting back into tech
* Jordan - database programming, working with nix on server and laptop, and systemd.
* Matthew - background with Loren, in

== Lesson or Demo ==
* Favorite hits tickler topics
** Systemd

** Tailscale - wireguard
*** Blog - apenwarr.ca
*** https://bgp.he.net/AS14593
IPv6 - adoption - RIR blogs on it.

** Nix -
** self-hosting
** 7 layer

** k8s - kubernetes

** questions - knowledge tests
*** netwokrk engineering, AS, IPs, domains

https://leebriggs.co.uk/blog/2023/08/17/structuring-iac

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=37803466

TikTok Fingerprinting VM Obfuscation:
https://www.nullpt.rs/reverse-engineering-tiktok-vm-1
Multicast & Trading
https://signalsandthreads.com/multicast-and-the-markets/

== Questions, Discussion, or Coworking ==
* [Issue]
= For next time =
== Questions ==
== Readings & Exercises ==
* Readings
**
* Exercises
**
== Join online ==
* Try it yourself!
** Join libera.chat #nb-meetup-infra

https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Meetups/Infra
https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Meetups/Infra/2023-..-..

= Meetup - Infra =
2023-11-06 m
(summary)
[[Meetup/Infra]]
noisebridge.net
noisebridge.net/wiki/Meetups/Infra

== Introductions ==
* [name] - [background]. [goals for meetup, or interests to explore]

* Ryan - physical infrastructure at an AI startup for a few years. Here to learn and chat about what folks are working on
* Matt - did sysadmin stuff at a student computer lab with Loren in college, doing web dev stuff now
* Greg - Loren mentioned meetup, work in software engineering, here to check it out.
* Christina - VFX artists, work in movies, from England. Not working at the moment, doing a visa thing, painting, art. Working soon, learning. Might need to switch to games, VR. Blender? RenderMan, Z-Brush, Mari.
* Loren - worked as a with matt as sy admin in OCF, work for (AI) small cloud provider, like to keep fresh with these disucssions, and to host others.
* (Sha)Zoda - software engineer, hack on a bunc of things, woodworking, projects
* Aja - used to be a computer engineer, economy has forced me to be an AI engineer.

== Discussions ==
* Daniel Lemire, SimdJSON
** https://branchfree.org/2019/02/25/paper-parsing-gigabytes-of-json-per-second/
*** How it works
*** Why it exists – what’s the idea here?

** https://github.com/simdjson/simdjson
** https://simdjson.org/

* Last week's owncast, follow-ups.
** HLS, LLHLS,

** https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTTP_Live_Streaming#Low_Latency_HLS
*** Apple Low Latency HLS (ALHLS) which was announced by Apple at WWDC2019[14]
*** "Community LHLS" (LHLS) which predated Apple's publication and is allegedly simpler[15]

* nix -
** As distro, & and package manager
** Greg is using on most vms, and on personal hosts. Also uses home-manager
*** nix colmena, for remotely deploying a nix machine
*** https://media.ccc.de/v/nixcon-2023-35975-disko-and-nixos-anywhere-declarative-and-remote-installation-of-nixos <- "disko and nixos-anywhere: Declarative and Remote Installation of NixOS "

* SadServers.com

* Shell, web services, self-hosting, networking!

== Questions, Discussion, or Coworking ==
* [Issue]
= For next time =
== Questions ==
== Readings & Exercises ==
* Readings
**
* Exercises
**
== Join online ==
* Try it yourself!
** Join libera.chat #nb-meetup-infra

https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Meetups/Infra
https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Meetups/Infra/2023-..-..

Meeting Notes 2023 10 10

2023-10-18T03:52:10Z

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Date: 2023_10_10

This is the 743rd meeting of Noisebridge

ALSO EDIT PREVIOUS AND NEXT DATES IN THE WIKI LINKS BELOW

[[Meeting_Notes_2023_10_03|Previous Meeting]]

[[Meeting_Notes_2023_10_17|Next Meeting]]

Note-takers: FIXME YOUR NAME HERE

Moderators: PUT THEIR NAME HERE

* '''One or two bullet points of high-level meeting summary.'''

== Meeting Summary ==
FILL OUT AT END OF MEETING AND SEND TO MAILING LIST/SLACK/DISCORD
Include:
TLDR what happened at the meeting:
* Fundraising Update:
* Announcements:
* Finances:
* New members:
* New associates:
* Consensus Items:
* Discussion Items:

= Introductions =
* Ask people to share their '''name, access needs, and preferred gender pronouns''' what they do at noisebridge

Informal meeting.
Mark, Max, Cloud, Loren, LX, JD. TJ.

Ronald.

Mark is away for a week. Max will be present on Saturday.

Maker Faire is happening this weekend and the weekend after.
pyconaut is making volunteer assignments on Wednesday.

Deadbolt added to Turing, closest to rollup door. Turing's other door self-locks.

= Short announcements and events =
* '''60-second description per item in bulletpoint.'''
* '''Copy-paste any pre-announcements for the upcoming meeting from [[Announcements]].'''
* '''After announcements, copy them to the past [[Announcements]] list. Retire any from the Next Meeting list that aren't marked ONGOING.'''
* (See https://www.noisebridge.net/ and https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Events for events, and welcoming people)

= Excellence =
'''Our One Rule is to Be Excellent to Each Other.'''
(On first Tuesdays, seek a few definitions. Other Tuesday, give a 1-3 sentence summary.)

What does that mean? Please see our page on excellence https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Excellence!

== Anti-Harassment Policy & Community Standards of Excellence ==
Noisebridge has an [[Anti-Harassment Policy]] https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Anti-Harassment_Policy
Everyone is expected to follow the Anti-Harassment Policy, please familiarize yourself with it.) TWO MINUTES MAX
More approachable & specific guidelines, https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Community_Standards

== Brief Kudos ==
Recent examples of excellent behavior, say 3, unless the passion moves you.

= Guilds =
* '''What are guilds - briefly describe''' (much like the previous section on "Excellence")

= New Members/Associate Members =
What are they? Is anyone trying to become a Member or Associate Member? If not move on. No long discussions.

= Financial Report (first Tuesday of month only) =
'''Anarchist societies under a capitalist state need money to survive and thrive, yo.'''

* Monthly revenue, expenses. Big projects. Big fundraising events. Reserves in bank.
* Any other details by those participating in handling our financials
* The latest financial reports from the treasurer are available at https://noisebridge.net/wiki/Finances

== Spending Needs ==
Gotta spend money on XYZ (i.e. Gate, wiring etc.). WHO CAN SIGN THE CHECK OR LEND THE CREDIT CARD!?!?! It doesn't matter if we agree to do something and it can’t be paid for.

== Fundraising Update ==
'''How's it all going'''

= Big C Consensus Items =
Nobody likes 3 hour meetings, only explain if people ask. https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Current_Consensus_Items

== [[ Consensus Items ]] ==
Only for talking about Big C consensus items, small c consensus items should be discussed with people at the space at the time of the change/new item.

= Discussion =

== Discussion Item 1 ==

== Discussion Item 2 ==

= Do-ocratic Task Board =
Participation also means doing stuff to contribute to the space. Propose new tasks or pick some tasks from [https://github.com/noisebridge/buildout-capp Github], from what needs to be done around you, or whatever, and see if someone will sign up to work on that task. Anyone can sign up and it's a great way to show you are contributing!

= End of Meeting =

==Note taker posts the notes==

* Clean and tidy the meeting notes including removing all these really verbose instructions.
* Fill out the short summary at the top listing just announcements, consensus items, discussion topics, and names of new members and philanthropists.
* Copy paste the notes to the next meeting page. (They will become Last meeting at midnight.) https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Last_meeting&redirect=no
* Email the meeting summary to Noisebridge Discuss and Noisebridge Announce lists.
* CC on the email treasurer@noisebridge.net and secretary@noisebridge.net if there are new members and philanthropists.
* Edit the Current Consensus Items if anything is proposed for consensus next week.
* Edit the Consensus Items History if anything was reached consensus or failed to reach consensus this week.

==Fun things to do after==

* Do a 10 minute cleanup, bring dishes up stairs and wash them, clean the bathroom
* Have some beers on the patio
* Prepare the next weeks' meeting notes
* Lick the walls. Or just draw on them
* sing the [[Hackernationale]] (this almost never happens)

[[Category:Meeting Notes]]

Meeting Notes 2023 10 17

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These are the notes from the [https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Meeting_Notes The 744th Meeting of Noisebridge].

*Live notes
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*Virtual Meeting (jitsi mic/cam off by default)
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** Update last meeting: https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Last_meeting&redirect=no
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Date: 2023_10_17

Edit the meeting number above where it says the XXXth meeting of Noisebridge (by checking previous meetings)

ALSO EDIT PREVIOUS AND NEXT DATES IN THE WIKI LINKS BELOW

[[Meeting_Notes_2023_10_10|Previous Meeting]]

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Note-takers: boredzo

Moderators: Cloud

* '''One or two bullet points of high-level meeting summary.'''

== Meeting Summary ==
FILL OUT AT END OF MEETING AND SEND TO MAILING LIST/SLACK/DISCORD
Include:
TLDR what happened at the meeting:
* Fundraising Update:
* Announcements:
* Finances:
* New members:
* New associates:
* Consensus Items:
* Discussion Items:

= Introductions =
* Ask people to share their '''name, access needs, and preferred gender pronouns''' what they do at noisebridge

* Cloud: 5MOF, persuasive design
* Jack: Sewing, origami, applying to be Associate Member
* Sean: Laser cutter, 5 mof contributer
* Mark: Lurking in the shadows
* Tony: hacks
* Ying: product designer
* Wim: reads programming books, plays arcade games
* Collin: uses the laser to make drawer organizers
* Ben: Ben. Here often, downstairs at CNC machine designin and cuttin
* Peter (they/them): takin notes currently
* Andrew: Woodshop
* Sam: CNC stuff, Unreal Engine, Hack the Box
* TJ: AI/Robots (will be back in November!)

= Short announcements and events =
* '''60-second description per item in bulletpoint.'''
* '''Copy-paste any pre-announcements for the upcoming meeting from [[Announcements]].'''
* '''After announcements, copy them to the past [[Announcements]] list. Retire any from the Next Meeting list that aren't marked ONGOING.'''
* (See https://www.noisebridge.net/ and https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Events for events, and welcoming people)

Maker fair part 2 this weeeeekend

https://forms.gle/NBBG78KABuU4HQco7 (in case anyone wants to sign up for makerfaire this weekend) link drop

Lockpicking event with TOOOL
Possible dates: Dec 17, Mar 17, June 16, or Sep 15?
5-20 people
Planning on Reserving upstairs front area for it

Hack the Box
Season started three weeks ago
No in-person date yet; Discord channel to come

= Excellence =
'''Our One Rule is to Be Excellent to Each Other.'''
(On first Tuesdays, seek a few definitions. Other Tuesday, give a 1-3 sentence summary.)

Being excellent means having respect for the space and the people and things in it. Don't take things that don't belong to you. Don't touch people without their consent. If you didn't bring it in, don't bring it out.
Doing due diligence before doing anything.
And having a fun time YEAH!

What does that mean? Please see our page on excellence https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Excellence!

== Anti-Harassment Policy & Community Standards of Excellence ==
Noisebridge has an [[Anti-Harassment Policy]] https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Anti-Harassment_Policy
Everyone is expected to follow the Anti-Harassment Policy, please familiarize yourself with it.) TWO MINUTES MAX
More approachable & specific guidelines, https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Community_Standards

== Brief Kudos ==
Recent examples of excellent behavior, say 3, unless the passion moves you.

= Guilds =
* '''What are guilds - briefly describe''' (much like the previous section on "Excellence")

* Sewing Guild needs new people to be responsible for it since its previous leaders have stepped down.
* Game develpoment class has moved to Thursdays @ 6PM!

= New Members/Associate Members =
What are they? Is anyone trying to become a Member or Associate Member? If not move on. No long discussions.

== Jack for Associate Member, sponsored by Emiline ==
* Doesn't have a project idea yet
* May be willing to run the Sewing Guild

Jack becomes an Associate Member!

== Wyatt for Associate Member, sponsored by Sam ==
* Has a CAD background; wants to do CNC and work on video games
* Has helped with clean-up
* Help maintain the music area; work on the door/access system
* Has three cats

Wyatt becomes an Associate Member!

= Financial Report (first Tuesday of month only) =
'''Anarchist societies under a capitalist state need money to survive and thrive, yo.'''

September
Donations: 6975.65
Expenses: 16,832.01

Incidental expenses that account for the high expenses total
2k on permits, 1700 on shipping of industrial knitting machine, 2k on club mate

== Spending Needs ==
Gotta spend money on XYZ (i.e. Gate, wiring etc.). WHO CAN SIGN THE CHECK OR LEND THE CREDIT CARD!?!?! It doesn't matter if we agree to do something and it can’t be paid for.

pyconaut might order some business cards.

== Fundraising Update ==
'''How's it all going'''

Probably sold a bunch of club mate at Maker Faire
Might sell more if ppl from MF come visit during this week

Currently soliciting fundraiser ideas. Please pitch something!

= Big C Consensus Items =
Nobody likes 3 hour meetings, only explain if people ask. https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Current_Consensus_Items

== [[ Consensus Items ]] ==
Only for talking about Big C consensus items, small c consensus items should be discussed with people at the space at the time of the change/new item.

= Discussion =

== Maker Faire ==

* TJ: What was the main takeway?
* Barakados: Lots of interest in the quilt, made with the knitting machine, as well as the CNC projects.

Signs with QR codes leading to the website would be nice to help ppl get information more quickly and easily.

* Did we have any flyers?
* We had some flyers, printed signs.
* boredzo saw something on Slack about needing more business cards?
* QR codes, stickers

* Where is the volunteer sign-up?
* Pinned in the #maker-faire channel in discord (under 'events' subsection)
* Mark: gonna pester Ryan and Corey to see what the plan is for this weekend. Keep an eye out in the #maker-faire channel of Discord

* TJ: Can we print out a big "Noisebridge banner"
* Mark: Do you want to take resposibility for that?
* TJ: [Does not have time] (Wants to focus on robot demo and related stuff)

* Who has access to the list of people who have signed up?
* pyconaut.

== Discussion Item 2 ==
Internet - switch to comcast - for reliability.

* Sam mentioned this : do people agree we have issues
* TJ has seen occasional slow speeds for some casual usages on Monkeybrains. Also, we don't have IPv6. Unclear how much that's needed - maybe for Hack the Box, and OpenVPN had trouble because IPv6 was disabled.
* Loren will look into it. Comcast might be twice as much money.
* TJ: Satellite has caused connectivity problems.
* Loren: That'll get worse when the rains come.

== Discussion Item 3 ==
"shrinkage" of downstairs sewing machine. 86/ban conditional on return. Ask to leave / stay away for some time. Shek. Other ongoing conflicts in use of sewing machine, lying about training, breaking machines.

boredzo notes that the machine is back, but this doesn't resolve broader issues.

Mark questions whether we can get anything done on this subject with none of the involved persons present.

The sewing machine is returned.

TJ: After discussing it with people today, it sounded like there was some small-c consensus to have the machine taken away, but this was a miscommunication with the Sewing Guild.
Loren: To my understanding, the response to ask Ken or Emiline was not followed.
Loren: The meetings set the norms that people follow. These discussions need to happen at a meeting.
boredzo: There are still some raw feelings on this, so that might be why folks are not here tonight. Could try asking folks to come next week to talk about this.
Loren: Sam and shek might oppose an 86. We could ask shek to leave for a month to take a breath on this issue, but we also need to do something about this.
TJ: Is this a matter of punishing shek or is this a matter where the people responsible let it happen?
Mark: I think it's reasonable for someone to take a leave of absence and it not be considered a punishment.
Loren: We could ask shek, what would he like to be the standard here? In a month.
TJ: We need to get the story. It might be easier to have this discussion - there are people who are willing to take responsibility for it who are established members of the space, and it might be less inflammatory for them to be that side of mediation rather shek himself.
Loren: It doesn't make sense to assume the best intent.
Loren: We take some action which is ask to leave for a month. I don't know what else to do.
Loren: This should happen in public. It should be clear how we resolve this. This is both about the specific issue and how we solve this in general. It sucks that we're going through all the stress, but this stress represents how much we want to maintain the space and the community and to have nice things.
TJ: Membership has a lot of control in what happens. We need to discuss it as- the mediation should be between the Membership. The greater problem seems to be a complaint with how Noisebridge is in general run. 1. There is a nontrivial amount of work that some folks do including interpersonal discussions, but that doesn't mean that there isn't accountability to be had. There should be a broader discussion among Membership. This sounds like a broader issue than just 86ing a single person. If an ask-to-leave is what's required to get people to the table, then maybe that's necessary.
Loren: If you want to seriously consider some other way of running the space, I'm open to proposals. "We should have a big discussion" is a good way to not have anything happen.
TJ: The specific proposal is there's currently a conflict as to what actually happen. What happened with the stealing of the sewing machine? I was not aware that people actually let this person "borrow" the sewing machine, and they're willing to say that. Do we just tell people not to do that in the future? Do we ask Sam to leave for doing that? Will we do ask-to-leave for everyone who takes accountability for it?
Tony: Then the lesson leaves with the person.
Loren: Ask-to-leave is temporary. TJ, can you raise the strong and simple version of what you're proposing?
TJ / strong proposal, as requested by Loren: If people are upset with how the space is wrong, such that we're asking people to leave, then the people who are running the space should be accountable. I don't have enough info on the specifics of what happened, but one side would probably say ask-to-leave for everyone accountable and then talk afterward; the other side would say let's talk about how to prevent this from happening in the future. I'm speaking on behalf of people and making a lot of assumptions if I say anything more than that.
Mark: We have to be able to easily determine who is responsible and to what degree.
TJ: If we're ATLing a single person and they asked someone else for permission, should that person also be punished?
Cloud: You want Sam to be held accountable because he let shek in and shek stole the machine?
Mark: Who's accountable if this was done by small-c consensus?
[Discussion of "do not remove" labels having been removed from the machine]
Mark: I'm not saying this was the right move, just that it's a reasonable explanation other than intentional stealing.
Cloud: From what I'd heard, shek thought he was under the impression that it was OK to borrow it.
Mark: Unfortunately now we're getting into the specifics and we don't know which reality was real.
Mark: The people in charge of the sewing guild have left. It's not up for discussion for them.
Loren: It's the fifth or sixth straw for them. This was about lots of things.
TJ: The question is, what do we want to do? We would be more productive if we had some suggestions for people running the space of ways to improve running the space. It was a small-c consensus, so putting it on one person (Sam) just because "I talked to them [and they said it was OK]" is unfair.
TJ: It seems like you are implying less-than-fair intentions of Emeline and other members of the space. It sounds like you believe that they are not willing to listen to you.
Mark: They're not willing to listen to anyone.
TJ: That is a conflict in itself. If they believe membership isn't willing to listen to each other.
Mark: That's why I took a long break and stopped talking about it.
TJ: That is a much bigger problem.
Mark: We can work on productive things right now. We can work with them on passing the baton. We can be there ready to have the discussion when they're ready to talk about it. I'm not interested in waiting for that just to make Noisebridge better.
Loren: I am requesting an ask-to-leave. Emeline asked for six months; I said one month. Ask to leave shek for one month.
TJ: I feel uneasy about this, if the first step is asking someone to leave the space without knowing what exactly happened.
Colin: How about a formal ask to mediation, both sides?
Mark: Good luck. I'm not opposed to it; I believe it's always been pretty well established that the norm is, when asked to leave, you do it, regardless of whether you did anything unexcellent, whether you did anything wrong or not. It's excellent to respect the process and come back a better Noisebridger.
TJ: If it's respectfully done.
Mark: We're not telling shek he did anything wrong; we're asking him to leave for a little while. That's what we're asking for.
TJ: If there's precedent for ATL as a means of cooling down conflict, then I'm OK with it.
Loren: Any objections?
Mark: I might propose we go farther but I don't know that I'm ready to do that yet. I think I need to have a talk with someone else first before I raise any alternative action.

No objections asking shek to leave for one month.

TJ: Should we do the same with anyone else tangentially involved?
Mark: I want to talk to Sam about this and get his sense of what went down and his role in it.
Cloud: Isn't it harsh to ask Sam to leave?
Mark: It's not a punishment. It's just a cooling-off. If you asked me to leave for a month, I'd fuckin' leave for a month. It's important.

Andrew: I feel like if I was asked to leave, I'd come back a better Noisebridger.

Rahil: I lead a lot of tours. Should I be more forceful in saying "don't take the laser cutter".
TJ: I would go so far as saying: Any use of machine managed by a guild, should be with the permission of the guild.
Mark: example of using (and messing with innards of) the arcade machine.

Q: Are the names of guild leaders posted anywhere or is it just on the wiki?
Loren: It's on the wiki. There are QR codes that go to the [[Guilds/Contact]] wiki page, which I'm aiming to do-ocratly build out.

Loren: As a compromise for now, do we want to ask Sam not to come to the next meeting?
Mark: Ask him *not* to come?
Cloud: I think the idea was to hold Sam accountable for letting shek in.
Loren: Let's decide on a norm for what we'd want Sam to do going forward.
Mark: Doesn't the fact that he has a stake constitute a reason to include him?
Loren: I don't know.
Loren: So, never mind.
Mark: I would ask him if he'd like any of the names struck from the notes or not.
Loren: This is very low-stakes conflict.
TJ: There's no protecting from threats.

= Do-ocratic Task Board =
Participation also means doing stuff to contribute to the space. Propose new tasks or pick some tasks from [https://github.com/noisebridge/buildout-capp Github], from what needs to be done around you, or whatever, and see if someone will sign up to work on that task. Anyone can sign up and it's a great way to show you are contributing!

= End of Meeting =

==Note taker posts the notes==

* Clean and tidy the meeting notes including removing all these really verbose instructions.
* Fill out the short summary at the top listing just announcements, consensus items, discussion topics, and names of new members and philanthropists.
* Copy paste the notes to the next meeting page. (They will become Last meeting at midnight.) https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Last_meeting&redirect=no
* Email the meeting summary to Noisebridge Discuss and Noisebridge Announce lists.
* CC on the email treasurer@noisebridge.net and secretary@noisebridge.net if there are new members and philanthropists.
* Edit the Current Consensus Items if anything is proposed for consensus next week.
* Edit the Consensus Items History if anything was reached consensus or failed to reach consensus this week.

==Fun things to do after==

* Do a 10 minute cleanup, bring dishes up stairs and wash them, clean the bathroom
* Have some beers on the patio
* Prepare the next weeks' meeting notes
* Lick the walls. Or just draw on them
* sing the [[Hackernationale]] (this almost never happens)

[[Category:Meeting Notes]]

Meeting Notes 2023 10 10

2023-10-18T02:49:19Z

192.195.83.130:

Date: 2023_10_10

Edit the meeting number above where it says the XXXth meeting of Noisebridge (by checking previous meetings)

ALSO EDIT PREVIOUS AND NEXT DATES IN THE WIKI LINKS BELOW

[[Meeting_Notes_2023_10_03|Previous Meeting]]

[[Meeting_Notes_2023_10_17|Next Meeting]]

Note-takers: FIXME YOUR NAME HERE

Moderators: PUT THEIR NAME HERE

* '''One or two bullet points of high-level meeting summary.'''

== Meeting Summary ==
FILL OUT AT END OF MEETING AND SEND TO MAILING LIST/SLACK/DISCORD
Include:
TLDR what happened at the meeting:
* Fundraising Update:
* Announcements:
* Finances:
* New members:
* New associates:
* Consensus Items:
* Discussion Items:

= Introductions =
* Ask people to share their '''name, access needs, and preferred gender pronouns''' what they do at noisebridge

Informal meeting.
Mark, Max, Cloud, Loren, LX, JD. TJ.

Ronald.

Mark is away for a week. Max will be present on Saturday.

Maker Faire is happening this weekend and the weekend after.
pyconaut is making volunteer assignments on Wednesday.

Deadbolt added to Turing, closest to rollup door. Turing's other door self-locks.

= Short announcements and events =
* '''60-second description per item in bulletpoint.'''
* '''Copy-paste any pre-announcements for the upcoming meeting from [[Announcements]].'''
* '''After announcements, copy them to the past [[Announcements]] list. Retire any from the Next Meeting list that aren't marked ONGOING.'''
* (See https://www.noisebridge.net/ and https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Events for events, and welcoming people)

= Excellence =
'''Our One Rule is to Be Excellent to Each Other.'''
(On first Tuesdays, seek a few definitions. Other Tuesday, give a 1-3 sentence summary.)

What does that mean? Please see our page on excellence https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Excellence!

== Anti-Harassment Policy & Community Standards of Excellence ==
Noisebridge has an [[Anti-Harassment Policy]] https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Anti-Harassment_Policy
Everyone is expected to follow the Anti-Harassment Policy, please familiarize yourself with it.) TWO MINUTES MAX
More approachable & specific guidelines, https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Community_Standards

== Brief Kudos ==
Recent examples of excellent behavior, say 3, unless the passion moves you.

= Guilds =
* '''What are guilds - briefly describe''' (much like the previous section on "Excellence")

= New Members/Associate Members =
What are they? Is anyone trying to become a Member or Associate Member? If not move on. No long discussions.

= Financial Report (first Tuesday of month only) =
'''Anarchist societies under a capitalist state need money to survive and thrive, yo.'''

* Monthly revenue, expenses. Big projects. Big fundraising events. Reserves in bank.
* Any other details by those participating in handling our financials
* The latest financial reports from the treasurer are available at https://noisebridge.net/wiki/Finances

== Spending Needs ==
Gotta spend money on XYZ (i.e. Gate, wiring etc.). WHO CAN SIGN THE CHECK OR LEND THE CREDIT CARD!?!?! It doesn't matter if we agree to do something and it can’t be paid for.

== Fundraising Update ==
'''How's it all going'''

= Big C Consensus Items =
Nobody likes 3 hour meetings, only explain if people ask. https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Current_Consensus_Items

== [[ Consensus Items ]] ==
Only for talking about Big C consensus items, small c consensus items should be discussed with people at the space at the time of the change/new item.

= Discussion =

== Discussion Item 1 ==

== Discussion Item 2 ==

= Do-ocratic Task Board =
Participation also means doing stuff to contribute to the space. Propose new tasks or pick some tasks from [https://github.com/noisebridge/buildout-capp Github], from what needs to be done around you, or whatever, and see if someone will sign up to work on that task. Anyone can sign up and it's a great way to show you are contributing!

= End of Meeting =

==Note taker posts the notes==

* Clean and tidy the meeting notes including removing all these really verbose instructions.
* Fill out the short summary at the top listing just announcements, consensus items, discussion topics, and names of new members and philanthropists.
* Copy paste the notes to the next meeting page. (They will become Last meeting at midnight.) https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Last_meeting&redirect=no
* Email the meeting summary to Noisebridge Discuss and Noisebridge Announce lists.
* CC on the email treasurer@noisebridge.net and secretary@noisebridge.net if there are new members and philanthropists.
* Edit the Current Consensus Items if anything is proposed for consensus next week.
* Edit the Consensus Items History if anything was reached consensus or failed to reach consensus this week.

==Fun things to do after==

* Do a 10 minute cleanup, bring dishes up stairs and wash them, clean the bathroom
* Have some beers on the patio
* Prepare the next weeks' meeting notes
* Lick the walls. Or just draw on them
* sing the [[Hackernationale]] (this almost never happens)

[[Category:Meeting Notes]]

Guilds/Contact

2023-10-12T04:53:30Z

192.195.83.130:

This page is a new attempt to centrally record contact information for people who have taken responsibility for parts of noisebridge.

We should update this page. We should print this page. The QR code can be scanned, and people can edit it, or view the latest version before it's printed again.

Please:
* Check this form!
* Update this form!
* Tell others about this form!

{{#qrlite:{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAMEE}}}}|format=png|size=5|margin=0}}

<code>{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAMEE}}}}</code>

= Using this page =
<code><nowiki>~~~~~</nowiki></code> (~ x 5) puts out a timestamp, visible on the page, recording the time of edit.
= Spaces =
== Downstairs ==
* Entryway:
* Videogames area:
* Laser cutting:
* Hackitorium:
* AV Setup: Pyconaut.
* Electronics bench (standalone):
* CNC:
* Woodshop, projects & work areaL
* Back stairwell, storage underneath & walls above:
* Metal shop:

== Upstairs ==
* RNA Lounge, up front: Loren ([[User:Mcint]])
* Sewing: unsure, Ken?
* Electronics: Ben?
* Music: - no one at the moment
* Kitchen

== Others ==
* Bathrooms
* Back patio

= Guilds - Activity- & Interest-based groups =
* Sewing: --, Ken?
* Electronics: For downstairs bench, Rrmutt makes regular Monday use.
* A/V Setup: [[User:Pyconaut]]
* [[Laser]] - see who's running Sunday safety classes. Possibly: JD, Max

* Web (wiki/parts/library/ forum(down)/mailing list(down)): #rack in slack.

= Borrowing or Taking things from the space =

* Must post in (let's say #general, in slack and discord. 24 hours in advance of taking it.). (We need a coordinator for this too). With a Member reporting it to the next meeting to be included in notes

Guilds/Contact

2023-10-12T03:27:49Z

192.195.83.130: borrowing approximation policy

This page is a new attempt to centrally record contact information for people who have taken responsibility for parts of noisebridge.

We should update this page. We should print this page. The QR code can be scanned, and people can edit it, or view the latest version before it's printed again.

{{#qrlite:{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAMEE}}}}|format=png|size=5|margin=0}}

<code>{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAMEE}}}}</code>

= Using this page =
<code><nowiki>~~~~~</nowiki></code> (~ x 5) puts out a timestamp, visible on the page, recording the time of edit.
= Spaces =
== Downstairs ==
* Entryway:
* Videogames area:
* Laser cutting:
* Hackitorium
* AV Setup
* Electronics bench (standalone)
* CNC
* Woodshop, projects & work area
* Back stairwell
* Metal shop

== Upstairs ==
* RNA Lounge, up front
* Sewing
* Electronics
* Music
* Kitchen

== Others ==
* Bathrooms
* Back patio

= Guilds - Activity- & Interest-based groups =
* Sewing: Emeline/[[User:E mln e]], Alaina, Ken
* Electronics: For downstairs bench, Rrmutt makes regular Monday use.
* A/V Setup: [[User:Pyconaut]]
* [[Laser]] - see who's running Sunday safety classes. Possibly: JD, Max

* Web (wiki/parts/library/ forum(down)/mailing list(down)): #rack in slack.

= Borrowing or Taking things from the space =

* Must post in (let's say #general, in slack and discord. 24 hours in advance of taking it.). (We need a coordinator for this too). With a Member reporting it to the next meeting to be included in notes

Access

2023-10-05T22:18:32Z

192.195.83.130: /* Greeting People */

{{access}}
{{blackbox}}You are looking at the '''Access''' control panel. It connects to the [[doorbell]], keycode [[Payphone]] and [[RFID Token]] reader for the [[Gate]] and [[Front Door]] monitored by the [[Security Camera]]. It is controlled by the [[SHED]].

'''EXITS:''' [[Entrance]], [[Gate]], [[Patio]]
{{cursorboxend}}
{{headerbox}}'''Access control systems''' at Noisebridge allow people to enter via [[Payphone]] code, [[RFID Token]] swiping, or doorbell buzzing for [[Getting in]].
*'''MAINTAINERS:''' [[SecWG]]
{{boxend}}

{{photography}}
{{outdated}}
The page needs an update to reflect details of the new system.

== Access Control ==
Noisebridge has tended towards default-open since its creation. At various times in the past, this hasn't worked so well.
* [[Gate]] to buzz, keypad or swipe into the [[Yard]].
* [[Door]] to walk in when the [[roll up door]] is shut.
* [[Roll up door]] open to the [[Yard]] during warm times and weather.
* [[RFID Token]] reader for 24 hour access that can swipe in.
* [[Payphone]] keypad used to get in.

There is a list of accredited RFID tags, along with their access level. It is kept on a Raspberry Pi.

== Access policies ==
As designed by Mitch and the Access Control committee.

# Noisebridge is as open as possible
# The [[Greeter]] is responsible for closing the space at night.
# Noisebridge is open from 10am-11pm daily as long as there is a person available to let people in.
# The last person to leave at night is responsible for closing the space

== Greeting People ==
When you have active access and know how to greet people, then you may open the door for people who ring the bell. If the person is new, be sure to give them a tour. If you let a person in, then you are responsible for the person while they are in the space.

When you let the person in, it is excellent to shut the front door behind you so that others may follow in your excellence by greeting other people in the same fashion.

== Being a Guest ==
If the person responsible for you is leaving, then you need to leave with them or find someone else to be responsible for you.

= Historical Access Infp =

== [[2169]] Hardware ==
RFID reader at the top doors (elevator & staircase). Door strikes for both. Controlled by a raspberry pi.
* Henner has built an access control circuit for the Raspberry Pi. We have door strikes, readers, and some relays.
* Only the board & officers could edit the list of accredited tags

== Old Access Pages ==
* [[Access_Control]] 2016 Github and proposal discussions
* [[Access System]] 2010 discussion of future access system possibilities
* [[Door Keys]]
* [[Noisedoor]]
[[Category:Accessibility]]

PyClass

2023-10-03T01:53:52Z

192.195.83.130: /* Series 2 */

{{python}}

{{headerbox}}
'''PyClass''' is an introductory Python course run by the Noisebridge community. It helps students solve common programming problems while learning about the language.
*'''WHEN:''' Classes and/or office hours are held Mondays 7:00 - 9:00 PM in the second floor Electronics Room. Check Meetup. If you have not been to Noisebridge before, please try to arrive 15 minutes early so that you can be introduced to the space.
*'''MEETUP:''' Mostly organized through [https://meetup.com/noisebridge Meetup].
*'''ORGANIZERS:''' Travis B (tmoney on Discord).
{{boxend}}

=== Welcome to the Noisebridge PyClass! ===

=== Spring 2023 Reboot ===
As of April 2023, the class is being rebooted and taught by a fresh set of volunteers.

The class follows the format of two weeks of lessons, followed by one week of review. Feel free to drop in at any time, but the classes build on each other (especially for those with little existing programming experience). If you are new and the class has been in progress for some time, it might be best to come to a review session first.

=== Jupyter Hub ===
We have our own [https://jupyter.org/hub Jupyter Hub] for the class at [https://sfpythonlab.com https://sfpythonlab.com]. This is free and available for all students of the class as well as the larger Noisebridge community if necessary. Drop by a class to get an account.

Jupyter Hub allows us to post links to all of the lessons that open in your own private version of the document. You can edit the code and experiment with your changes, and follow along with the embedded text. Bring a laptop to the class if you'd like to follow along!

=== Course schedule and links ===

The overall class structure looks like about 9 weeks of lessons/lectures, with 4 weeks of review sessions in between (and some weeks off when no instructor is available).

==== Series 1 ====

All of these links open the Jupyter Hub at sfpythonlab.com with the selected lesson open. Come to an in person class to get an account.

Series 1 took place between May 8, 2023 and August 14, 2023.

<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
* May 8, 2023 - Basics featuring Mastodon - [https://sfpythonlab.com/hub/user-redirect/git-pull?repo=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Faudiodude%2FPythonClass&urlpath=tree%2FPythonClass%2Flessons%2Fseries_1%2F01-Basics-using-Mastodon%2Fmastodon.ipynb Week 1]
* May 15, 2023 - Control structures and booleans - [https://sfpythonlab.com/hub/user-redirect/git-pull?repo=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Faudiodude%2FPythonClass&urlpath=tree%2FPythonClass%2Flessons%2Fseries_1%2F02-control-structures%2Fcontrol_structures.ipynb Week 2]
* May 22, 2023 - No class!
* May 29, 2023 - Review session
* June 5, 2023 - Algorithms - [https://sfpythonlab.com/hub/user-redirect/git-pull?repo=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Faudiodude%2FPythonClass&urlpath=tree%2FPythonClass%2Flessons%2Fseries_1%2Fseries_1%2F03-algorithms%2Falgorithms.ipynb Week 3]
* [https://sfpythonlab.com/hub/user-redirect/git-pull?repo=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Faudiodude%2FPythonClass&urlpath=tree%2FPythonClass%2Fassignments%2Fseries_1%2F01-assignment%2F01-first-assignment.ipynb Assignment #1]
* June 12, 2023 - No class!
* June 19, 2023 - Review session
* June 26, 2023 - Functions and arguments - [https://sfpythonlab.com/hub/user-redirect/git-pull?repo=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Faudiodude%2FPythonClass&branch=main&urlpath=tree%2FPythonClass%2Flessons%2Fseries_1%2F04-functions-and-arguments%2Ffunctions_and_arguments.ipynb Week 4]
* July 3, 2023 - Basic SQL in Python - [https://sfpythonlab.com/hub/user-redirect/git-pull?repo=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Faudiodude%2FPythonClass&branch=main&urlpath=tree%2FPythonClass%2Flessons%2Fseries_1%2F05-sql%2Fsql_in_python.ipynb Week 5]
* July 10, 2023 - Review session
* July 17, 2023 - Data Analysis using Pandas - [https://sfpythonlab.com/hub/user-redirect/git-pull?repo=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Faudiodude%2FPythonClass&branch=main&urlpath=tree%2FPythonClass%2Flessons%2Fseries_1%2F06-data-analysis%2Fdata_analysis_with_pandas.ipynb Week 6]
* July 24, 2023 - Web Scraping - [https://sfpythonlab.com/hub/user-redirect/git-pull?repo=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Faudiodude%2FPythonClass&branch=main&urlpath=tree%2FPythonClass%2Flessons%2Fseries_1%2F07-web-scraping%2Fweb_scraping.ipynb Week 7]
* July 31, 2023 - Review session
* August 7, 2023 - Web Apps using Flask part 1 - [https://sfpythonlab.com/hub/user-redirect/git-pull?repo=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Faudiodude%2FPythonClass&branch=main&urlpath=tree%2FPythonClass%2Flessons%2Fseries_1%2F08-web-apps-with-flask-pt-1%2Fweb_apps_with_flask.ipynb Week 8]
* August 14, 2023 - Web Apps using Flask part 2 - [https://sfpythonlab.com/hub/user-redirect/git-pull?repo=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Faudiodude%2FPythonClass&branch=main&urlpath=tree%2FPythonClass%2Flessons%2Fseries_1%2F08-web-apps-with-flask-pt-1%2Fweb_apps_with_flask.ipynb&urlpath=tree%2FPythonClass%2Flessons%2Fseries_1%2F09-web-apps-with-flask-pt-2%2Fweb_apps_with_flask_pt_2.ipynb Week 9]
</div>

==== Series 2 ====

For Series 2, the class structure will change slightly based on experience and feedback. We will likely cover "python basics" more quickly and in less sessions, and have more sessions devoted to in depth topics (week 5 and on in the Series 1 list).

* September 11, 2023 - Basics Featuring Mastodon - [https://sfpythonlab.com/hub/user-redirect/git-pull?repo=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Faudiodude%2FPythonClass&urlpath=tree%2FPythonClass%2Flessons%2Fseries_2%2F01-basics-using-mastodon%2Fmastodon.ipynb Week 1]
* September 18, 2023 - Control structures, booleans, exceptions - [https://sfpythonlab.com/hub/user-redirect/git-pull?repo=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Faudiodude%2FPythonClass&urlpath=tree%2FPythonClass%2Flessons%2Fseries_2%2F02-control-structures-exceptions%2Fcontrol_structures_exceptions.ipynb Week 2]
* September 25, 2023 - Function definitions and Algorithms - [https://sfpythonlab.com/hub/user-redirect/git-pull?repo=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Faudiodude%2FPythonClass&urlpath=tree%2FPythonClass%2Flessons%2Fseries_2%2F03-function-definitions-and-algorithms%2Falgorithms.ipynb Week 3]
* [https://sfpythonlab.com/hub/user-redirect/git-pull?repo=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Faudiodude%2FPythonClass&urlpath=tree%2FPythonClass%2Fassignments%2Fseries_2%2F01-assignment%2F01-first-assignment.ipynb&branch=main Assignment #1]
* October 2, 2023 - Basic SQL in Python - [https://sfpythonlab.com/hub/user-redirect/git-pull?repo=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Faudiodude%2FPythonClass&urlpath=tree%2FPythonClass%2Flessons%2Fseries_2%2F04-sql%2Fsql_in_python.ipynb&branch=main Week #4]
* October 9, 2023 - Review Session
* Further class schedule TBD

=== Course Material (Subject to overhaul) ===
Updated course material is being authored and tracked on [https://github.com/audiodude/PythonClass Github].

The course previously contained six lessons and assorted guest lectures. The old list of classes (retained for reference) are:

* Storing and transmitting information with JSON
* [https://github.com/jgarst/PythonClass/tree/master/course/strings Working with text data]
* Relational databases and SQL
* Performance and Big O notation
* Objects and Classes
* Web applications with Flask

The material for these is available on [https://github.com/jgarst/PythonClass/tree/master/course the old Github page].

=== Intended audience and pace ===

The course is appropriate for both beginners to Python and beginning programmers in general. If you've never done any programming at all before, it might be more challenging because we won't spend much time discussing fundamentals of things such as imperative programming (how programs execute), variable scoping, function execution and program flow, or boolean logic. Some of these you will "pick up" just by seeing the lectures, however.

This isn't an exhaustive tour of every Python language feature, and sometimes we will introduce features or syntax in a lecture that weren't fully discussed previously. There is probably a fair amount of "I don't understand exactly '''why''' this works, but I understand it works" if you're completely new.

=== Online classes ===

The class is only offered in person at Noisebridge. There is no online Zoom/Jitsi/etc, and no live online component is planned, sorry.

=== Python Setup ===
You do not need to install Python to attend this class. All lectures, coursework and assignments are provided via a [https://sfpythonlab.com Jupyter Hub] instance, that allows students to create files and run Python code.

The exception of this are the final two lectures on Flask apps, which require Python code on your own machine in order to run the examples. But you can follow along in the in-person lecture as well as the lesson notebooks without an install.

If you would like help getting a Python environment set up on your computer anyway, please speak with one of the instructors, or ask in #python on Discord.

=== Helping out and getting additional help ===
Discussions of the class and announcements will take place in the #python channel on Noisebridge [[Discord]] (under classes).

PyClass runs on volunteer effort, and we would love to have your help keeping it it excellent! The simplest and most appreciated contributions are simple examples of the projects you want to work on, the bugs you encounter, and the concepts you find difficult. Especially if they are succinct or easy to turn into problems that others can learn from.

We are always looking for more people to teach classes. This is a great way to solidify your understanding, find new and exciting edge cases, and help others. We welcome people teaching existing classes, or their own classes on the subjects they are most excited about. Remember, the only thing that qualifies people to run PyClass is having enough enthusiasm to show up.

If you need help getting started, getting unstuck, or getting someone to look at your code we are happy to help! There are review sessions held generally every two weeks during the course, where students can feel free to review past course material or bring up any issues they are having. Finally, feel free to reach out through Meetup or Discord at any time!

=== Code of Conduct ===
PyClass holds to the Noisebridge [[Community Standards]], and the Noisebridge [[Anti-Harassment Policy]] which we take seriously.

We also follow the Recurse Center [https://www.recurse.com/social-rules social rules], because they are excellent at creating an environment where people are comfortable learning.

=== Python Resources ===

For learning programming, we recommend that you consult multiple resources with a variety of formats and priorities. Some of our favorite resources are:

* [http://learnpythonthehardway.org/ Learn Python the Hard Way] - A clear introduction to python intended for people new to programming. Written well enough to be useful for more advanced programmers as well. Available in the Noisebridge library. 
* [https://docs.python.org/3 Python Documentation] - The Python documentation is a well written and comprehensive reference. It isn't a page turner, but should be one of your first stops when confused. 
* [http://pymotw.com/3/ Python Module of the Week] - Python comes with batteries included, but it can still be hard find the best tool among the hundreds of modules it provides. Python Module of the Week walks you through each of the standard library modules provided by the language. 
* [https://pyvideo.org/ pyvideo] - A searchable index of Python conference talks. Drop by class for some specific recommendations! 
* [http://pythontutor.com/ python tutor] - pythontutor.com allows you to walk through small pieces of code and understand how Python thinks of them. An excellent resource for debugging mysterious Python behavior.

There are more good resources for learning Python than we can list here. Do you have a favorite that you think is missing? Let us know!

=== Free to all - please donate to Noisebridge! ===

This course only happens because the Noisebridge community provides a space for it to exist. Maintaining the space and broader community is difficult and thankless work. The course is free, but if you want to help the community pay rent go to: https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Donate_or_Pay_Dues.

Recommended Donations: $15, $50, $200+ Recommended monthly donations: $10, $20, $40, $80+ / month

[[Category:Programming languages]]

PyClass

2023-09-26T01:58:28Z

192.195.83.130: /* Series 2 */

{{python}}

{{headerbox}}
'''PyClass''' is an introductory Python course run by the Noisebridge community. It helps students solve common programming problems while learning about the language.
*'''WHEN:''' Classes and/or office hours are held Mondays 7:00 - 9:00 PM in the second floor Electronics Room. Check Meetup. If you have not been to Noisebridge before, please try to arrive 15 minutes early so that you can be introduced to the space.
*'''MEETUP:''' Mostly organized through [https://meetup.com/noisebridge Meetup].
*'''ORGANIZERS:''' Travis B (tmoney on Discord).
{{boxend}}

=== Welcome to the Noisebridge PyClass! ===

=== Spring 2023 Reboot ===
As of April 2023, the class is being rebooted and taught by a fresh set of volunteers.

The class follows the format of two weeks of lessons, followed by one week of review. Feel free to drop in at any time, but the classes build on each other (especially for those with little existing programming experience). If you are new and the class has been in progress for some time, it might be best to come to a review session first.

=== Jupyter Hub ===
We have our own [https://jupyter.org/hub Jupyter Hub] for the class at [https://sfpythonlab.com https://sfpythonlab.com]. This is free and available for all students of the class as well as the larger Noisebridge community if necessary. Drop by a class to get an account.

Jupyter Hub allows us to post links to all of the lessons that open in your own private version of the document. You can edit the code and experiment with your changes, and follow along with the embedded text. Bring a laptop to the class if you'd like to follow along!

=== Course schedule and links ===

The overall class structure looks like about 9 weeks of lessons/lectures, with 4 weeks of review sessions in between (and some weeks off when no instructor is available).

==== Series 1 ====

All of these links open the Jupyter Hub at sfpythonlab.com with the selected lesson open. Come to an in person class to get an account.

Series 1 took place between May 8, 2023 and August 14, 2023.

<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
* May 8, 2023 - Basics featuring Mastodon - [https://sfpythonlab.com/hub/user-redirect/git-pull?repo=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Faudiodude%2FPythonClass&urlpath=tree%2FPythonClass%2Flessons%2Fseries_1%2F01-Basics-using-Mastodon%2Fmastodon.ipynb Week 1]
* May 15, 2023 - Control structures and booleans - [https://sfpythonlab.com/hub/user-redirect/git-pull?repo=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Faudiodude%2FPythonClass&urlpath=tree%2FPythonClass%2Flessons%2Fseries_1%2F02-control-structures%2Fcontrol_structures.ipynb Week 2]
* May 22, 2023 - No class!
* May 29, 2023 - Review session
* June 5, 2023 - Algorithms - [https://sfpythonlab.com/hub/user-redirect/git-pull?repo=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Faudiodude%2FPythonClass&urlpath=tree%2FPythonClass%2Flessons%2Fseries_1%2Fseries_1%2F03-algorithms%2Falgorithms.ipynb Week 3]
* [https://sfpythonlab.com/hub/user-redirect/git-pull?repo=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Faudiodude%2FPythonClass&urlpath=tree%2FPythonClass%2Fassignments%2F01-first-assignment.ipynb Assignment #1]
* June 12, 2023 - No class!
* June 19, 2023 - Review session
* June 26, 2023 - Functions and arguments - [https://sfpythonlab.com/hub/user-redirect/git-pull?repo=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Faudiodude%2FPythonClass&branch=main&urlpath=tree%2FPythonClass%2Flessons%2Fseries_1%2F04-functions-and-arguments%2Ffunctions_and_arguments.ipynb Week 4]
* July 3, 2023 - Basic SQL in Python - [https://sfpythonlab.com/hub/user-redirect/git-pull?repo=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Faudiodude%2FPythonClass&branch=main&urlpath=tree%2FPythonClass%2Flessons%2Fseries_1%2F05-sql%2Fsql_in_python.ipynb Week 5]
* July 10, 2023 - Review session
* July 17, 2023 - Data Analysis using Pandas - [https://sfpythonlab.com/hub/user-redirect/git-pull?repo=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Faudiodude%2FPythonClass&branch=main&urlpath=tree%2FPythonClass%2Flessons%2Fseries_1%2F06-data-analysis%2Fdata_analysis_with_pandas.ipynb Week 6]
* July 24, 2023 - Web Scraping - [https://sfpythonlab.com/hub/user-redirect/git-pull?repo=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Faudiodude%2FPythonClass&branch=main&urlpath=tree%2FPythonClass%2Flessons%2Fseries_1%2F07-web-scraping%2Fweb_scraping.ipynb Week 7]
* July 31, 2023 - Review session
* August 7, 2023 - Web Apps using Flask part 1 - [https://sfpythonlab.com/hub/user-redirect/git-pull?repo=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Faudiodude%2FPythonClass&branch=main&urlpath=tree%2FPythonClass%2Flessons%2Fseries_1%2F08-web-apps-with-flask-pt-1%2Fweb_apps_with_flask.ipynb Week 8]
* August 14, 2023 - Web Apps using Flask part 2 - [https://sfpythonlab.com/hub/user-redirect/git-pull?repo=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Faudiodude%2FPythonClass&branch=main&urlpath=tree%2FPythonClass%2Flessons%2Fseries_1%2F08-web-apps-with-flask-pt-1%2Fweb_apps_with_flask.ipynb&urlpath=tree%2FPythonClass%2Flessons%2Fseries_1%2F09-web-apps-with-flask-pt-2%2Fweb_apps_with_flask_pt_2.ipynb Week 9]
</div>

==== Series 2 ====

For Series 2, the class structure will change slightly based on experience and feedback. We will likely cover "python basics" more quickly and in less sessions, and have more sessions devoted to in depth topics (week 5 and on in the Series 1 list).

* September 11, 2023 - Basics Featuring Mastodon - [https://sfpythonlab.com/hub/user-redirect/git-pull?repo=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Faudiodude%2FPythonClass&urlpath=tree%2FPythonClass%2Flessons%2Fseries_2%2F01-basics-using-mastodon%2Fmastodon.ipynb Week 1]
* September 18, 2023 - Control structures, booleans, exceptions - [https://sfpythonlab.com/hub/user-redirect/git-pull?repo=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Faudiodude%2FPythonClass&urlpath=tree%2FPythonClass%2Flessons%2Fseries_2%2F02-control-structures-exceptions%2Fcontrol_structures_exceptions.ipynb Week 2]
* September 25, 2023 - Function definitions and Algorithms - [https://sfpythonlab.com/hub/user-redirect/git-pull?repo=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Faudiodude%2FPythonClass&urlpath=tree%2FPythonClass%2Flessons%2Fseries_2%2F03-function-definitions-and-algorithms%2Falgorithms.ipynb Week 3]
* October 2, 2023 - Basic SQL in Python - Link TBD
* October 9, 2023 - Review Session
* Further class schedule TBD

=== Course Material (Subject to overhaul) ===
Updated course material is being authored and tracked on [https://github.com/audiodude/PythonClass Github].

The course previously contained six lessons and assorted guest lectures. The old list of classes (retained for reference) are:

* Storing and transmitting information with JSON
* [https://github.com/jgarst/PythonClass/tree/master/course/strings Working with text data]
* Relational databases and SQL
* Performance and Big O notation
* Objects and Classes
* Web applications with Flask

The material for these is available on [https://github.com/jgarst/PythonClass/tree/master/course the old Github page].

=== Intended audience and pace ===

The course is appropriate for both beginners to Python and beginning programmers in general. If you've never done any programming at all before, it might be more challenging because we won't spend much time discussing fundamentals of things such as imperative programming (how programs execute), variable scoping, function execution and program flow, or boolean logic. Some of these you will "pick up" just by seeing the lectures, however.

This isn't an exhaustive tour of every Python language feature, and sometimes we will introduce features or syntax in a lecture that weren't fully discussed previously. There is probably a fair amount of "I don't understand exactly '''why''' this works, but I understand it works" if you're completely new.

=== Online classes ===

The class is only offered in person at Noisebridge. There is no online Zoom/Jitsi/etc, and no live online component is planned, sorry.

=== Python Setup ===
You do not need to install Python to attend this class. All lectures, coursework and assignments are provided via a [https://sfpythonlab.com Jupyter Hub] instance, that allows students to create files and run Python code.

The exception of this are the final two lectures on Flask apps, which require Python code on your own machine in order to run the examples. But you can follow along in the in-person lecture as well as the lesson notebooks without an install.

If you would like help getting a Python environment set up on your computer anyway, please speak with one of the instructors, or ask in #python on Discord.

=== Helping out and getting additional help ===
Discussions of the class and announcements will take place in the #python channel on Noisebridge [[Discord]] (under classes).

PyClass runs on volunteer effort, and we would love to have your help keeping it it excellent! The simplest and most appreciated contributions are simple examples of the projects you want to work on, the bugs you encounter, and the concepts you find difficult. Especially if they are succinct or easy to turn into problems that others can learn from.

We are always looking for more people to teach classes. This is a great way to solidify your understanding, find new and exciting edge cases, and help others. We welcome people teaching existing classes, or their own classes on the subjects they are most excited about. Remember, the only thing that qualifies people to run PyClass is having enough enthusiasm to show up.

If you need help getting started, getting unstuck, or getting someone to look at your code we are happy to help! There are review sessions held generally every two weeks during the course, where students can feel free to review past course material or bring up any issues they are having. Finally, feel free to reach out through Meetup or Discord at any time!

=== Code of Conduct ===
PyClass holds to the Noisebridge [[Community Standards]], and the Noisebridge [[Anti-Harassment Policy]] which we take seriously.

We also follow the Recurse Center [https://www.recurse.com/social-rules social rules], because they are excellent at creating an environment where people are comfortable learning.

=== Python Resources ===

For learning programming, we recommend that you consult multiple resources with a variety of formats and priorities. Some of our favorite resources are:

* [http://learnpythonthehardway.org/ Learn Python the Hard Way] - A clear introduction to python intended for people new to programming. Written well enough to be useful for more advanced programmers as well. Available in the Noisebridge library. 
* [https://docs.python.org/3 Python Documentation] - The Python documentation is a well written and comprehensive reference. It isn't a page turner, but should be one of your first stops when confused. 
* [http://pymotw.com/3/ Python Module of the Week] - Python comes with batteries included, but it can still be hard find the best tool among the hundreds of modules it provides. Python Module of the Week walks you through each of the standard library modules provided by the language. 
* [https://pyvideo.org/ pyvideo] - A searchable index of Python conference talks. Drop by class for some specific recommendations! 
* [http://pythontutor.com/ python tutor] - pythontutor.com allows you to walk through small pieces of code and understand how Python thinks of them. An excellent resource for debugging mysterious Python behavior.

There are more good resources for learning Python than we can list here. Do you have a favorite that you think is missing? Let us know!

=== Free to all - please donate to Noisebridge! ===

This course only happens because the Noisebridge community provides a space for it to exist. Maintaining the space and broader community is difficult and thankless work. The course is free, but if you want to help the community pay rent go to: https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Donate_or_Pay_Dues.

Recommended Donations: $15, $50, $200+ Recommended monthly donations: $10, $20, $40, $80+ / month

[[Category:Programming languages]]

Category:Past events

2023-09-22T06:53:25Z

192.195.83.130:

[[Category:Events]]

STEM Academy Field Trip

2023-09-22T06:52:38Z

192.195.83.130: Category

We will have students learn how to solder
'''[[Field_Trips_05_Feb_2017|Feb 5, 2017, Saturday]]'''

Bands: TBD

[[Category:Past events]]

Chess

2023-09-22T06:46:50Z

192.195.83.130: Still happening?

{{game}}

{{headerbox}}
There is a Noisebridge chess meetup Fridays 7-9pm.
*'''ORGANIZERS:''' [[User:Culteejen]]
*'''STREAMING:''' [[Jitsi]] supports screen sharing and via online chess services.
*'''DISCUSS:''': [https://discuss.noisebridge.info/t/chess-night-nb/2758/2 https://discuss.noisebridge.info/t/chess-night-nb/2758/2]
{{boxend}}

==Online Chess Services==
* [https://Chess.com Chess.com]
* [https://lichess.org lichess.org]
* [https://chess24.com chess24.com]

[[Category:Events]]

Quotes

2023-09-22T06:43:07Z

192.195.83.130: Category

'''When someone says something outrageously funny or weird, it goes on the memorable quotes list or it gets the hose again. '''

Most recent are on top.

*tim gives a "boston handshake" to someone at humanmade*

Mark: What is a Boston Handshake?

Tyler: oh man it's like real jank. Imagine two people reaching out to grab an electric fence that they're not sure is powered or not. so they're like half committEd, but it turns out it is powered, so they're super shakey

* '''cowlicks:''' He's on drugs and does not want to turn the blow torch off.

* '''<jerkey>:''' wait is it working now? '''<jerkey>:''' no it's running /etc/init.d/openvpn '''<jerkey>:''' I'M IN! i have now successfully logged in as root to my tesla model S from home

* The LISP caliphate
<pre>
<zv> gnusosa: !
<gnusosa> zv:yes?
<zv> how are you buddy
<zv> i haven't seen you in literal years
<gnusosa> good
<gnusosa> hanging
<gnusosa> living the functional caliphate
<gnusosa> you know...
<mischief> has your nation-state banned imperitive practioners?
<gnusosa> negative
<mischief> practicioners
<gnusosa> functional is a religion of peace.
<jjuran__> Functional is an illusion that can only exist on an imperative foundation. Von Neumann is truth.
<gnusosa> that's the definition of Lambda
<gnusosa> an illusion
<zv> whoa
<zv> this just got real
</pre>

* '''itekramp''': The second floor fabric products factory is moving from down stairs, floor 2 of 2169 mission, to another location over the next few days. Phili, one of their staff spoke to me about this. '''itekramp''': She asked us at NoiseBridge to please make sure the elevator will have its gate and door firmly closed, so that it can be called from another floor. '''itekramp''': She offered to NoiseBridge a large wooden box, which could be used for fabricating things from its wood materials in our shop. It may become available to us, perhaps by Saturday, she said. '''tdfischer''': ooh '''tdfischer''': oohhhh '''tdfischer''': can we rent it out maybe '''greg''': The wooden box or the second floor?

* '''Jeffrey''': "i think you guys are just envious of my consistently pristine asshole."

* '''David''': "Someone pissed in the evelator, there's no puddle but it smells nasty". Scotty investigates and returns: "The elevator always smells like that"

* '''tdfischer''': yea, apache can do that '''tdfischer''': your kink is not my kink

* '''koalahamlet''': Did you view the "Teen Girl Squad" cartoons? '''koalahamlet''': have you also felt like all of the gregs rolled into one?

* '''yesac''': .chat about jof '''noisebot''': yesac: there goes jof, being all powerful

* '''nthmost''': I have been saying for a while that Noisebridge needs a Great Pyramids '''crw''': great idea, all our towns will get a grainery!

* '''Adrian Chadd''', FreeBSD developer, after flipping someone's mailman mod bit for sending LUG meeting announcements too regularly: I'm definitely not part of any conspiracy to remove linux-isms from the internet!

* '''teratoma''': Ed Lee officially declares tomorrow "Zynga Day" for SF, in honor of FarmVille release.

* '''rachelyra''': Crazy people like being part of a community, too.

* '''Lupita''': This is a place for hacking, and allowing food inside the space creates an unsafe for many potential hackers. What if people have nut allergies and people are using nuts in the kitchen?

* '''James''': The average person in the kitchen does not understand how to wash a dish and has an opportunity to be taught.

* '''noisebot''': I am clinging to the ceiling of a bottomless abyss.

* '''Al Sweigart''': only a rat-face fucker who doesn't truly care about the spirit of the consensus process would do that.

* '''setient''': I am just a nice guy who likes to help.

* '''Johny Radio''': It's possible i simply do not remember that, because i do not remember that.

* '''Al''': do not resort to name-calling and cussing at Jake or anyone else on the mailing list.

* '''malaclyps''': oh man i was *that* close to becoming a monk about 6 years ago '''malaclyps''': dated lizzard instea

* '''jedichu''': setient: swedes are super bitchy about their tld and will not under any circumstances give you chee.se '''jedichu''': trust me I tried '''jedichu''': really hard
* Account creation from this IP address (xx.x.x.xxx) has been blocked by Flamsmark.

* '''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''':. . . .I was watching Adventure Time. . . .

* '''RedType''': .chat about lancehole '''noisebot''': RedType: i'm cool with that in linux like the cops to wear high heels with pink metal stuff on atmegas to feed about fifty interns here who has video out, and some lancehole kept sprinting at the moment due to gentrification in the backyard ecosystem

* '''gnusosa''': To me, it seems that AL is now living in the space. '''jerkey''': in the lockers '''wiretapped''': jerkey: do you have prince albert in a tin?

* '''johny radio''': Personally, I really do NOT see what structural nihilism has to do with hacking. Strucural nihilism seems like the OPPOSITE of hacking. Might be partly due to concerns about surveillance. The Sun Tzu "be formless" thing.

* '''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': I do not know of any problems which cannot be solved by sufficiently advanced bureaucratese wordsmithing. It's pretty much my only marketable skill, so I might be biased.

* '''Charlie''': You're reinforcing hegemonic domination on a number of levels. I'd assume any feminist scholar would agree.

* '''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': I know, right: Tom calling someone annoying and abrasive, that's rich!

* '''gardner''': After learning about the space-access and membership changes I went to a weekly meeting and learned how nb has been hemorrhaging excellence lately, with many members moving to Berlin.

* '''[[User:flamsmark|StrangeCharm]]''': yesac: Everything is terrible. '''[[User:flamsmark|StrangeCharm]]''': That's really the takeaway here. <tt>StrangeCharm was demoted from operator by StrangeCharm.</tt>

* '''jeffreyatw''': one weird trick for being more in harmony with nature '''jeffreyatw''': get off the internet

* '''jerkey''': i need to make a radio transmitter to shoot onto a raccoon from an arrow

* '''rubin110''': I haven't upgraded since 1982.

* '''Drew''': [I] Would like to add "trolling" to harassment policy

* '''jake''': (at the end of a thousand-word email) P.S. the typo was on purpose to see if you were paying attention.

* '''setient''': You also have to be aware that I do not think you can legally live in San Francisco and be a sex offender.

* '''TravisWellman.com''': I recommend anyone selling anything for cash get a photo of the buyer's ID.

* '''netik''': It's downright impossible to implement traffic shaping when the traffic is asymmetrically loaded and you do not control the other end of the link. '''jake''': hey man just because you can't do it doesn't mean it can't be done.

* '''RedType''': so wait is noisebridge finally imploding '''froggytoad''': no '''RedType''': darn '''RedType''': i looove drama that im not involved in

* '''teratoma''': i isued a pull request to the cygnite guy to delete everything '''teratoma''': he probably wont accept it

* '''LinkReincarnate''': I am tired of the anti police bias at Noisebridge.

* '''pryankster''': Although my bachelors degree is in Math/Computer Science I have always felt that language should express ideas accurately. So I can state definitively that there is no such thing as a Sleep Hacker.

* '''mala''': you can always just kind of defend yourself by going "no, i'm just hacking this sandwich"

* '''rubin110''': THE FIRST LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS IS YOU ARE ON FIRE.

* '''martin''': I told him again I still don't know of anyone that's around who works on the TOR node but I will certainly ''relay'' the message.

* '''jerkey''': cnc mills have been around for many years, it's the hackers who need to be improved

* '''Snail''': My only consolation is this literal pile of bacon I am eating.

* '''Velyks''': London hackspace has now put advisory stickers over the taps explaining that the water contains water. '''Velyks''': Known pesticide solvent and responsible for thousands of deaths each year

* '''eqe''': Those who would give up source code to obtain a little temporary usability will get neither safety nor usability.

* '''letigre''': I'm fairly new to the scene myself but have already learned the reality that we have to protect ourselves by being selective about the people we surround ourselves with.

* '''malaclyps''': SuperQ_ drops his "rm -rf kitchen" BOMBSHELL

* '''[[User:flamsmark|StrangeCharm]]''': Wow, these mailing-list threads are totally over the top.

* '''danny''': OH GOD YES THE POWER WHY DID I EVER DOUBT AL BILLINGS?

* '''lizzard''': Everyone forgets the feminist cabal

* '''LinkReincarnate''': Who am I indeed you neckbearded fuck.

* '''zv''': I'm not critical, It's just a little whack

* '''zv_''': Homeless robots may be exempt from jj's judgement

* '''lpb''': noisebot: tell harrison about compassion '''noisebot''': lpb: I never heard of compassion :(

* '''gnusosa''': I just loved seeing crackheads in 16 st wearing OSCON 09 shirts

* '''rubin110''': I can't believe that someone pooped in the space and it wasn't me. '''Bifrost''': rubin: I am sortof shocked as well.

* '''gnusosa''': c++ is the neo-liberalism statement of the corporate technocrats. '''unixjazz''': how about java?!? '''gnusosa''': Java is the Ministry of Love killing Sanidistas and Tupamaros in South America.

* '''Evil-Bill''': A semen tank doesn't sound very useful on the battlefield.

* '''yesac''': we have to get Mitch to shit in every hackerspace ever

* '''zonk1024''': Anyone have a lead on a relatively cheap, relatively nice place in the mission for rent?

* '''hybrid oogle/hipster in the library''': (upon being woken up and asked to sleep elsewhere) You and your analytic bullshit. Fuck your ones and zeros!

* '''harvy''': hello? '''yesac_''': EHLO '''Evil-Bill''': Hello and welcome to the enrichment center.

* '''Dean Mao''': those people didn't even look like hackers

* '''froggtoad''': tunnel digging? someone making a subway? '''froggtoad''': subways are like diy 4d printing

* '''teratoma''': moxie just biked by me in the dark. no light. no helmet '''jerkey''': he doesn't want the government to get him

* '''froggytoad''': you have to be paid a developers wages to eat like a carney in this town.

*'''mischief''': okc never got me any booty '''rubin110''': mischief: That's because you list Plan9 in your profile. '''mischief''': :< '''mischief''': help me '''zv''': wuw '''zv''': a girl just can't compare to GCC '''zv''': Theres only one kind of tan I care about '''zv''': and the tan that most girls on OKC have can't relate the angle derived from the lengths of the opposite to adjascent side '''zv''': i say live proud with the plan9 fandom mischief '''zv''': if a girl can't dig your evidently superior taste in monolithic kernel architectures, then whatever with that.

* '''rachel lyra''': I remember the insane depredations of the Noisebridge Couch Liberation Front, and it was only through a series of intricate negotiations that the current truce was reached. Be wary. The CLF could switch sides and deliver 1000 couches to your home if you piss them off.

*The question is, why are bugs shooting bullets at me? '''Crutcher''': To teach you about fractions!

* '''zv''': the man with the aggression of uriel without the wisdom, the aristocracy of linus without the legacy and humility of mitt romney without the hot wife. '''zv''': worried that he will slip deeper and deeper into irrelevancy '''zv''': he is '''zv''': Theo De Raadt

* '''VonGuard''': I am appalled and ashamed that I was ever associated with the space to begin with.

* '''teratoma''': i think the frozen rats in my freezer are going bad

* '''gnusosa''': Am I crazy for wanting a bike for hire. '''gnusosa''': ? '''rubin110''': gnusosa: That would be a facinating hipster trend. '''rubin110''': Your primary bike made to look just like it came from a bike share program from another part of the world. '''gnusosa''': No, I don't want to be a hipster. I just want a bike like that. I really like the shape. '''gnusosa''': :( '''rubin110''': That's what all hipsters say.

* '''tlalexander''': the organization cannot actually be truly anarchist without quickly getting booted from SF.

* '''dj_ryan''': I'll have you know MY anal muscles are decidedly NOT SMOOTH

* '''wsargent''': php is the twilight of programming languages

* '''rubin110''': froggytoad: Want to go to Minneapolis for a Grimes concert in October? '''froggytoad''': sure, if it doesn't conflict with the mini maker faire. in oakland. '''rubin110''': Mini Maker Faire in Oakland, is that where you 3D print a mugging?

* '''zv''': i thought the man was preventing me from ircing '''zv''': turns out I just dont know what a pagedown is

* '''malaclyps''': Rob Pike, like everyone else you know, is a file

* '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: I'm doing Advanced Vim usage and Free Software as a change platform in Latino America. '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: In hackmeet '''wiretapped''': is that one talk or two? :) '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: two '''wiretapped''': "Vim: a platform for social change" '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: That would be awesome. '''mischief''': hahahahaha '''gnusosa''': "Life is like a visual line mode. We must insert and go back to edit mode if we want to succeed." 

*'''casey''': Go back to Plan9, hipster.

*'''wiretapped''': stopped at home depot to make repairs '''wiretapped''': getting back underway now '''yesac''': it was funny, latitude said y'all were stopped at the CHP parking lot for hours. figured that was a bad sign '''dj_ryan''': repairz? AMG '''malaclyps''': okay we need to repurpose that latitude for tracking the ponybus '''aestetix''': I wonder how hard it would be to reshoot Rocky Horror, cast entirely with monkeys '''yesac''': aestetix: what channel are you actually in?

* '''synx''': wsargent lets start a startup '''synx''': that delivers tarballs on the web '''synx''': click files, download compressed

* <tt>[09:37am] cynthia joined the chat room. [09:37am] cynthia left the chat room. ("goodbye forever")</tt>

* '''Snail''': On side-channels to defeat web mazes "You could probably own Dreamhost pretty easily..."

* '''Atala''': i wonder how many Mormons typo their church name and call each other Morons.

*'''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': After all the digits of pi, I'm going to add a comment that says, "I see what you did there."

*'''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': So that we have all the digits of pi in a file.

*'''miloh''': 35 dollars is enough to ensure your cryptographic randomness. Entropy is guaranteed.

*'''ditzydoo''': http://www.fimfiction.net/story/31434/1/Pinkie-Pie-Turns-Into-Rainbow-Dash%27s-Pubic-Hair/Kinaidographos '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Kinaidographos > Pinkie Pie Turns Into Rainbow Dash's Pubic Hair - FIMFiction.net '''ditzydoo''' wrong window.

*'''wsargent''': they're all wondering how long it will take before someone notices they're jerking off in the bathroom '''RedType''': wsargent: i dunno i can pump one out really fast but i take a long time to take a shit sooo '''wsargent''': just be sure to explain that to everyone and you'll be fine '''RedType''': HEY GUYS IM NOT JERKING OFF I JUST HAVE POOPER PROBLEMS OK TIA *shuts door, loud rhythmic grunts emerge, door opens* I TOOK A VIDEO IN CASE ANY OF YOU GUYS DONT BELIEVE ME PLUS I DIDNT FLUSH SO YOU HAVE MORE PROOF '''DrSyzygy''': ... '''RedType''': OH AND I DIDNT WIPE, JUST ONE MORE PIECE OF EVIDENCE *drops pants, spreads ass cheeks* '''RedType''': actually that probably wouldnt get me 86d but it would generate a 30 message thread on nb-discuss in which someone unironically invokes a fecal version of godwin, calling another nb-er "literally shitler" '''epsas''': hirrarrious '''dj_ryan''': shitler? '''dj_ryan''': that is fucking fantastic '''wsargent''': please someone put that up on the quotes page '''wsargent''': I can't do it right now, I locked myself out '''RedType''': my faberge beozar would probably then get "upcycled" into an organic coffee filter '''DrSyzygy''': ... faberge bezoar?! '''RedType''': faberge eggs are pretty big right? '''RedType''': anyways and with that the noisebridge "circle of life" would be complete

* '''snail''': PHP is a recursive acryonym. It stands for Probably Hacked PHP.

* '''rubin110''': Actually, I'm more concerned about the reuse of the name "Ass". '''rubin110''': Reusing machine names is totally bad luck.

* '''david415''': your shit-eating grin tells me you don't understand

* '''Cobalt''': Some of us don't use banks

* '''epsas:''' omfg - prometheus is coming out in two weeks '''mrfb:''' oh shit '''mrfb:''' wait why does belgium, france, and switzerland get it a week early '''ani:''' so people can pirate it faster?

* [[User:Rubin110|'''Rubin Starset''']]: Show me, on me, where the bad person touched you. [[User:Rubin110|'''Rubin Starset''']]: How long are you guys in town for? [[User:Rubin110|'''Rubin Starset''']]: Whopes wrong window.

* '''Noodles:''' Did I just watch someone smack some robot ass?

* '''rayc:''' If Noisebridge didn't have oogling and trolling then it would be once again 100% unadulterated, as it started out; just on a bigger level.

* '''hipe:''' Everyone's crazy at Noisebridge.

* '''yesac:''' dr_jesus: some kind of frankenbootrom you're writing. '''yesac:''' i pity the poor sod who has to debug it '''dr_jesus:''' yesac: I ran it twice, it's debugged

* '''cantelope''': in reality, time is finite. in the future it will be divied up and sold as land is now. you might buy a slice of time from ACME Temporal Realty INC. This realty will be a reality. we are casualties of causality, currently the currency of the transtemporal transhuman architect. '''DrSyzygy''': cantelope: Time is finite?? '''DrSyzygy''': So the topology of the universe is actually settled now? And the global curvature? '''cantelope''': oh.. oops. sorry, every word there has a typo. i meant to say "god bless america"

*'''miloh''': http://piratepad.net/7PbZDGZRyl

*'''nickbp''': unless i greatly overestimate the numbness of a vagina, i dont think that makeshift condom would be terribly comfortable

*'''timoreilly''': the kids neither know nor care where the funding is coming from. Besides, DARPA is a force for good in the world.

*'''ijp''': topless nerd with hard nipples; guy with a cheesy smile and thumbs up poking in from the side, rms, and I'm not even sure how to describe the guy on the right

*'''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': there was a meeting with drama and I wasn't there and you've hidden all the drama and WHY DO YOU THINK I EVEN HANG OUT AT NOISEBRIDGE ANYWAY

*'''xp_prg2''': I don't understand girls and their sexuality

*'''teratoma''': DUDE '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("SWEET. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': SWEET. What's mine say? '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("DUDE. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': DUDE. What's mine say? '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("SWEET. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': SWEET. What's mine say? '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("DUDE. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': DUDE. What's mine say? '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("SWEET. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': SWEET. What's mine say?

*'''RMS''': Butts is a nebulous term.

*'''Consenso''': Please don't make me free software.

*'''DrSyzygy''': daravinne: at best we're making derpy noises and hoping someone reads something interesting into it '''openfly''': that's not mysoginy '''openfly''': it's being a company

* '''dr_jesus''': v(t)/Z = i(t) '''dr_jesus''': Please solve for i(t) where v(t) = 5V * sin(t) and Z = 0 '''dr_jesus''': (hint: the EE version of SIGFPE is fire)

* '''daravinne''': don't make me pull this channel over

* '''jedichu''': but I've been using my cyclotron as a spool to wrap my excess wire around :( '''Evil-Bill''': Maybe that would make the ethernet frames arrive before they left. '''Bifrost''': ITS A TIME MACHINE! '''Evil-Bill''': First you have to get the frames up to 88Mbps though.

* '''daravinne''': ugh, i need to do something about this failure to eat food regularly '''dr_jesus''': I thought you got your dinner from my butt

* '''openfly''': i think my profile on there is fairly keen '''openfly''': but the ladies seem not to reciprocate. '''openfly''': i blame the failing american educational system '''rigel''': clearly it's that and not the fact that you're a misogynist doucheturd '''rigel''': gotta be the educational system '''openfly''': clearly.

* '''openfly''': i mean i put my ass on thingiverse no one gives a shit... heph shows up on reddit and he's the next goddamned jesus. '''davr''': i don't think it was his ass so much as the other side and what it was pointed at

* '''ani-''': dongs '''noisebot''': I'm getting a bit tired of dongs lately. Can't we talk about boobs or vaginas instead? '''ani-''': O_o

* '''heroic''': once during a drug-induced haze I saw jimi hendrix come floating down from heaven, playing electric ladyland on a guitar made of his own pubes... and I asked him, how many signals can I multiplex onto a single pin, jimi? and he said all the signals in the world... and I said, it'd have to be a fucking fast pin

* '''Evil-Bill''': Debating with aestetix: not hacking.

* '''Trollbridge''': they see me trollin '''Trollbridge''': THEY HATIN

* '''callen''': SF is personified in my head as a stoned drunk hobo fire dancer living on welfare who has a really great idea for a startup.

* '''daravinne''': page 34 - horoscope "Mercury in retrograde, also on soldering table. Clean that up or you'll lose a chance to meet a mysterious stranger with important career information."

* '''Gopiballava''': All my favorite gopher sites are timing out.

* '''Dale Dougherty''': There's a small segment (of the hacker community) that is uncomfortable with the fact that we (MAKE magazine) took DARPA funding to do education work.

* '''Jason''': devops is like, you're a bad rails dev so they make you restart linux servers

* '''Justin''': For the 85 list you don't have to put any datapoints, you just put their name.

* '''Alan''': He's a nice person; he's Canadian.

* '''Shannon''': having lots of choices will just lead to more chaos and no standard being adopted.

* '''rubin110''': Fawwwwk. '''rubin110''': It's too late to take a shower. '''Bifrost''': AHA! '''callen''': rubin110: take one at noisebridge in the sink. '''rubin110''': I guess I'm an Occupier. '''callen''': rubin110: I hear all the cool kids are doing it. '''rubin110''': callen: Been there, done that. '''Bifrost''': I hear the cool kids are taking dumps on the couch. '''callen''': Bifrost: really? '''Bifrost''': yep. '''rubin110''': Bifrost: The new cool thing to do is shit on the couches with the lights on. '''Bifrost''': DO NOT SIT ON THE COUCHES. '''Bifrost''': rubin: thats so last month. '''callen''': well that's a new thing for me to be terrified of.

* '''Zephyr''': Noisebridge is a hackerspace. An attendee of a hacker space is a hacker. A hacker is someone who hacks... This may be axiomatic, but it's also true.

* '''thermburglar''': id sleep with Evil-Bill '''Evil-Bill''': And they said evil wouldn't pay.

* '''daravinne''': its funny how whenever you try to do something with linux, 90% of the time is spent on 10% of the actual things occurring
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*'''ornj''': hay guise '''ornj''': what's the best cli cd player for linux? '''ornj''': or at least what do y'all use. '''rubin110''': ornj: What's a cli? '''ornj''': Command-line '''rubin110''': What's a command-line? '''ornj''': . . . '''ornj''': sighs pointedly. '''-!- ornj''' has quit [Quit: Saliendo] '''rubin110''': What's pointedly? 

* '''aestetix''': how is that useful for someone who forgot the phone number '''daravinne''': you can put it in your phone '''daravinne''': and stop being a lazy shitfuck

* '''gopiballava''': Without consensus on who should be able to do what, everybody will be confused.

* '''Ania''': I'm pretty sure I'm incapable of dating anyone I haven't met off the Internet.

* '''heroic''': okay, right now, I will give $500 to anyone named rick santorum who will let us use his identity to start a hilarious women's health fund.

* '''Aria''': People throw around "hacking" things around here like the Smurfs say "smurf"

* '''Aria''': Why isn't Noisebridge located on a zeppelin?

* '''Wladyslaw''': Might we theorize a connection between its brokenness and what appears to be a large hole burned through the door from the inside?

* '''pravDrunk''': guys '''pravDrunk''': we should all go out to karaoke '''daravinne''': what could possibly go wrong

* '''DrSyzygy''': Why would people read a book of mine if they aren't willing to wrap their lips around the hydrant?

* '''Atala''': [http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/01/20/man-arrested-for-possessing-a-buttock-of-saddam/?tsp=1 http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/01/20/man-arrested-for-possessing-a-buttock-of-saddam/?tsp=1] '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Man arrested for possessing a buttock of Saddam | Hot Topics | an SFGate.com blog '''ani-''': well thats not a headline one would expect to see. ever. '''znutar_''': first they came for our buttocks, and I did not object, for I still had 2

* '''dr_jesus''': You've never had to ask a ethernet mac why it appeared to be smoking crack with a jtag adapter?

* '''Evil-Bill''': This started out as a simple conversation about cavernous lady bits, but now it's got silly.

* ''' lemonkey''': minecraft = aspergers babysitter

* '''Michael Kan''': Homeland Security reminds me of my mother, because she likes to go through all my stuff.

* '''thermburglar''': my bf made a truffle cream sauce to go with it '''thermburglar''': truffle oil makes every food taste like the best pussy ever

* '''noisebot''' [Link Info] title: We Cant Wait: Obama Administration Announces $2 Billion in Resources to Support Job-Creating Startups | The White House '''aestetix''': That's great way to bring new jobs '''znutar''': $2 billion to support node.js '''aestetix''': Well, it's being distributed among 100,000 startups '''wsargent''': yeah, it's non blocking and parallel '''wsargent''': that makes it scalable

* '''@netik''': we don't censor except in extremely limited contexts which are mandated by law.

* '''aestetix''': sarahbliss: what's this party '''miah''': its a aestetix free party '''miah''': there is a ego quota and having you there would cause a overflow '''synack''': ohsnap

* '''openfly''': chicago '''openfly''': it is a place devoid of joy '''openfly''': it's barren flats have been blasted down to their base elements by the uncaring winds and turned hard by the vicious cold '''openfly''': the light in it's peoples eyes was extinguished long ago. now their stares reflect the death that surrounds them. '''openfly''': woe be unto the travellers that enter those lands, for in them the only certainty is ruination.

* >> '''lemonkey''' wonders what gay babies think as they're born out of a vagina '''Noodles''': lemonkey: "Never again"

* '''epsas''': 2011, noisebot becomes conscious '''epsas''': 2012, the machine wars begin '''jedichu''': 2013, noisebot accidentally the whole uprising '''jedichu''': 2014, back to normal '''heroic''': 2014, noisebot makes a your mom joke and skynet's database needs a reload '''noisebot''': Not funny. '''heroic''': 2015, some random dude in the space does it to see what will happen and WAY TO GO we're all human slaves in a noisebot nation again '''noisebot''': afternoon, heroic :D '''jedichu''': The worst part is all the dead baby jokes. Robots loooove dead baby jokes. '''heroic''': ROBOT TWO, WHY DID THE DEAD BABY CROSS THE ROAD? '''heroic''': ROBOT ONE, I DO NOT KNOW '''heroic''': ROBOT TWO, BECAUSE IT SERVED THE PURPOSES OF THE COLLECTIVE '''heroic''': ROBOT ONE, IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE THE BABY IS DEAD

* '''mxweas_''': does noisebridge do haircuts? '''aestetix''': yes '''mxweas_''': where at? '''aestetix''': mxweas_: there's an older asian guy named mike who cuts peoples hair every sunday '''aestetix''': he's really nice '''setient''': yeah '''setient''': he is really nice '''mxweas_''': I didn't see him come in today '''setient''': he isn't here that i know of today '''mxweas_''': lame '''mxweas_''': can he cut my hair like skrillex? '''setient''': yes '''setient''': he can '''mxweas_''': perfect.

* '''lemonkey''': in space nobody can hear you ragequit

* '''mrdomino''': (btw it is probably not in anybody's best interest to give me enough power to destroy the planet)

*'''dr_jesus''': HEPH: WHAT DOES DEFINE AN ORGY? '''dr_jesus''': fuck, keyboard still stuck in vms mode

*'''rafl''': but i'm going to expect them to be present at the airport as well. i know it's super easy to get from SFO to noisebridge, but I still don't trust my navigation skills enough to make it without the internets :) '''rubin110''': rafl: No you wont find prepaid SIMs at the airport. '''rubin110''': We're not Europe. '''rafl''': wait, what? what's wrong with you? '''setient''': a lot '''setient''': a real lot '''rubin110''': Dude. '''rubin110''': You're flying into AMERICA. '''rubin110''': LAND OF THE FREE. '''setient''': s/free/retarded '''rubin110''': Now drop the accent and pay our fucking taxes.

* '''epsas''': hmm '''epsas''': anybody know anything about Pixt.com? '''nickbp''': sounds like a domain name to me

* '''lemonkey''': everyone remembers the first time they pop their LED '''heph''': lemonkey: it was so bright and then it got really dim and then it smelled bad '''heph''': so yeah, just like sex

*'''heph''': lol. eww. i just found my missing nipple ring at the bottom of my desk drawer

* '''Taylor A''': Trust me, I spend a lot of time evaluating on how much of an asshole I should be to new people. I'm working on getting this shit down to a science. '''Taylor A''': That's pretty much my M.O. I'll often end up making rape jokes within a few minutes of meeting new people.

* '''hk_''': you may think you are being witty and hilarious, but in fact you are being a weird douche of the highest order.

* '''Sean C''': Also, just to re-re-clarify. There is 0 discrimination occurring here.

* '''mrdomino''': so like "we spent this fifteen minute interval talking about dicks. then there was some intelligent discussion about politics, drugs, raping babies, and hitler for a couple minutes. then someone said the magic word again."

* '''heph''': daravinne: oh man, i wanked to some seriously weird erotic lit when i was on 14.4 dialup

* '''snailtsunami''': governmints freshen your breath, whether you like it or not

* '''heph''': i hope anonymous protests burningman at burningman. fuck that paul david addis guy, let's burn the man LATE

* '''aestetix''': vagina '''synack''': dentata '''daravinne''': i sense a musical sequel to The Killer Condom '''daravinne''': a lighthearted romp through the world of sentient aggressively murderous genitalia '''DrEpsas''': condoms, the quiet killers

* '''daravinne''': if you write slashfic of me and amanda palmer you should at least have me draw dongs as her eyebrows as part of foreplay
* '''pm-''': hi guys ill be dranking beers tonight - so watch out! Here is the command to ignore me. use it: "/ignore *!*@74.195.225.5 all"

* '''lemonkey''': Alex Trebek injured after chasing burglar in SF hotel. '''lolper''': What is good samaritan?

* >> '''Evil-Bill''' grows old waiting for Cygwin to install. '''daravinne''': what if you grew something else '''fsargent''': Cygwin has arrived. It is equiped with [Terminal] and [Logic] '''Evil-Bill''': I tried growing young, but it made all the physicists mad. '''daravinne''': well what do they know '''daravinne''': besides physics '''fsargent''': You are in a cubicle. There is an exit to the [South] '''fsargent''': The flourescent lights hurt your eyes. '''daravinne''': you are eaten by a grue '''Evil-Bill''': exit '''fsargent''': You go south. You are in a corridor. '''fsargent''': There is a break room to the [East] and Elevators to the [West]. Bathrooms are to the [North]. '''Evil-Bill''': chat up cute co-worker in other cubicle '''fsargent''': <Sysadmin> looks up from his monitor. He is not amused. >> '''Evil-Bill''' does not fear sysadmins. '''fsargent''': Sysadmin: I just gotta fix this one thing... '''dr_jesus''': OSInstaller[388]: Reaping previous system >> '''dr_jesus''' cringes '''fsargent''': The <Sysadmin> is on the internet. Reddit. '''fsargent''': There is a break room to the [East] and Elevators to the [West]. Bathrooms are to the [North]. '''Evil-Bill''': install quake mod '''fsargent''': A SHAMBLER APPEARS! '''Evil-Bill''': use chainsaw on shambler '''fsargent''': SHAMBLER summons LIGHTNING and PAIN. '''Evil-Bill''': equip BFG10K '''fsargent''': SHAMBLER has been hit by CHAINSAW! It loses 50 health. '''fsargent''': SHAMBLER hits you with LIGHTNING! You lose 40 health. '''Evil-Bill''': use BFG10K on shambler '''fsargent''': BFG10K NOT FOUND '''Evil-Bill''': This game sucks. '''fsargent''': GAME SUCKS for 10 HIT POINTS! You feel strangely happy. '''Evil-Bill''': equip shotgun '''fsargent''': SYSADMIN hit SHAMBLER with TL;DR for 100 hit points! '''Evil-Bill''': use shotgun on sysadmin '''fsargent''': SHAMBLER falls over, dead. A smell of rotted meat appears. '''fsargent''': SYSADMIN is hit by SHOTGUN! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE! '''Evil-Bill''': use shotgun on sysadmin again '''fsargent''': The sysadmin's head explodes from his neck, bone and cartilage flying across the cubicles. A shard of skull hits the fire alarm. '''fsargent''': Water cascades from the ceiling. '''fsargent''': You are wet. '''Evil-Bill''': take sysadmin's loot '''Evil-Bill''': teabag sysadmin '''fsargent''': Sysadmin has (1) ID card, (5) Dollars, (1) Apple Newton, (1) Yerba Mate Energy Drink '''Evil-Bill''': A newton? No wonder he was so easy to kill. '''fsargent''': You teabag the sysadmin. Your balls are now wet, and covered in blood. '''fsargent''': You feel dirty. '''Evil-Bill''': use ID card to escape office '''fsargent''': You escape the office, taking the elevator. You use the ID badge to exit the elevator without alerting security. '''fsargent''': You are on a street. It is busy, and bright outside. The sunshine hurts your eyes. '''Evil-Bill''': put on sunglasses '''fsargent''': People notice your lack of pants, and blood soaked appearance. '''fsargent''': <PEOPLE>: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! '''Evil-Bill''': remind people of shotgun '''fsargent''': <PEOPLE>: aaaaaaaaAAKLASDLKHAGKLEHahhahh!!!!!!! SHOTGUN! '''fsargent''': PEOPLE is afraid. '''Evil-Bill''': save game '''fsargent''': You put on your sunglasses. '''Evil-Bill''': I'll finish this later. '''fsargent''': <SAVED> >> '''Evil-Bill''' goes back to surfing porn. '''fsargent''': (you gain +15 XP) '''sentient''': a grue approaches '''fsargent''': The grue speaks in third person.

* '''heph''': i mean, imagine a guy going into a girls room and taking pictures of them on the toilet... i mean, outside of japan that would be illegal

* '''dr_jesus''': I thought the 28th amendment explicitly exempt white people with money from the rule of law

* '''DrSyzygy''': mrdomino: You should switch to Haskell! '''DrSyzygy''': Much less surprises! '''mrdomino''': oh right, because haskell is TOTALLY sane and predictable '''DrSyzygy''': Well, yeah. '''mrdomino''': do { "hello"; "world" } '''daravinne''': can we go back to the conversation about rape now

* '''rigel''': theres ethnographies of all kinds of subcultures. '''rigel''': use the damn library, jesus fuckball rat vagina christ

* '''fsargent''': noisebot vagina '''noisebot''': vaginas are very advanced. too advanced for #noisebridge

* '''jedichu''': Because, honestly, where did a busking begging hobo robot come from? Obviously he didn't evolve here on earth. He must be some kind of extra terrestrial, and he needs you to give him 25c so he can phone home for a ride.

* '''miah''': secondlife *is* irc '''miah''': with raining dicks '''mrdomino''': so, irc

* '''alienvenom''': lemonkey: i have a groupon for your mom

* '''yesac''': super-darwin, who travels the world with his lazer scalpel for vasectomies '''whiteybulger''': http://www.thejc.com/news/world-news/49875/foreskin-man-takes-monster-mohel-comic-book '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Foreskin man takes on Monster Mohel in comic book | The Jewish Chronicle

* '''whiteybulger''': is this the face of a child molestor '''whiteybulger''': http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/06/03/BA8R1JP1JJ.DTL '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: SF kids' art mentor charged with having child porn '''aestetix''': You know '''aestetix''': That almost makes me want to molest a kid and then dress up as big bird right before I get arrested '''aestetix''': So that there is a photo in the newspaper "child molestor caught" with big bird in the photo 

* '''murph''': Duke Nukem Forever has gone gold. '''murph''': That's just .. unbelievable '''Evil-Bill''': Yeah, so like, the rapture never came, but Duke Nukem Forever did. '''Evil-Bill''': That's almost as good.

* '''daravinne''': dongs '''ani-''': vaginas '''daravinne''': TOGETHER AT LAST '''ani-''': *cue slow motion of a video of a penis and vagina running to meet each other in a meadow* '''mrdomino''': That mental image will never leave my brain.

* '''xhonk''': 80% of nothing is 0.8 nothings, so worth about 5 bitcoins

* '''kipmacy''': we talk about ass lasering a lot in this channel

* '''kipmacy''': if you get the working girls on capp to take bitcoins, i will become bitcoin evangelist '''dr_jesus''': Hey baby, want some magic numbers? '''dr_jesus''': My sha1 hash rate brings all the boys to the yard

*'''daravinne''' http://doesntmatter.example/oh/god/why ok this one is really, really, really not safe for work '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Handmade Vagina

*'''mike kan''': My greatest fear about a trantula is that it might fall very far and and splat on the floor

*'''solidsnack''': I think I'm going to convert to you guy's way of doing things

*'''openfly''': I'm pretty sure I'm the one who introduced dongs to the internet

* '''rubin110''': There's a KDE meet up at Noisebridge tonight? '''rubin110''': What? '''Bifrost''': huh? '''rubin110''': Another reason to avoid the Mission tonight. '''blauzahl''': rubin110: yes. we will eat you. (?) '''rubin110''': Oh I think it would be the other way around. '''rubin110''': Have you ever seen a man deficate into his hand and then throw it at your code repo? '''blauzahl''': er, i see.

* '''Evil-Bill''': I don't buy stocks. '''Evil-Bill''': The only currency I accept is small, unmarked redheads.

* '''openf|y''': it's possible that your horrible deformity may prove crucial in the fight against an alien super virus.

* '''heroic''': He's not a real doctor you know '''heroic''': "show me on the tardis where he touched you"

* '''rigel''': i realise that "my favorite airport" is a little like saying "my favorite genital herpes sore" but whatever

* '''heroic''': WHAT DO YOU MEAN EIGHT POUNDS OF COCAINE? I WAS TOLD THIS WAS PLUTONIUM

* '''rigel''': am i some kind of water-headed manchild?

* '''daravinne''': it takes about a year to really know something about someone '''lemonkey''': it takes 10 years to truely master something '''openf|y''': or 20 minutes in a cave with a car battery and a cot.

* '''KipMacy''': what a great way to find out your priest was out molesting '''KipMacy''': The statement said the accusations against the 21 ranged from "sexual abuse of a minor to boundary issues with minors," but did not describe them further. '''KipMacy''': Nor did it name the 21 whom it suspended, drawing the fury of groups representing abuse victims. Many parishioners are likely to learn that their priest was accused when he fails to appear for Ash Wednesday services. '''openf|y''': priest in one of my old neighborhoods got nabbed on that '''openf|y''': my mom was all worried that my little brother had spent time with the dude '''openf|y''': which led to the utterance, "don't worry mom, you raised us well. we have no qualms kicking the shit out of a priest."

* '''daravinne''': somebody talk me out of using helvetica neue for a logo '''daravinne''': i feel like a hipster just looking at it in illustrator

* '''heroic''': all that stuff in lewis carroll about the thing, and the name of the thing, and what the name of the thing is called '''heroic''': could have been a description of C pointer management

* '''PatrickBot''': Guns and Butter economics!!

* '''dr_jesus''': sometimes you have to be angry to get lazy!

* '''lemonkey''': things heard at lemonkey's apt: "oh shit I'm naked and I just stepped in barf"

* '''wsargent''': alcohol parity implies plausible deniability

* '''wsargent''': engineers are always right, just ask them

* '''KipMacy''': you should show up at the community meting and express your views '''KipMacy''': you might get knifed in the parking lot later though

* '''aestetix''': we didn't have rats '''aestetix''': we had spirit animals

* '''DrSyzygy''': Category theory? That shit is fun!!

* '''Antagonist''': She should get a pat on the head. '''aestetix''': And put on a list of offenders

* '''wsargent''': I was on compuserve. Someone told me Linux was cool. '''wsargent''': 20 floppy disks later, still not getting laid.

* '''setient''': hipsters wrote linux '''setient''': that is the problem

* '''miah''': i can totally whistle uucp

* '''setient''': i have the best project ever '''setient''': we could make a device that punches people in the face over tcp/ip

* '''rma''': This food looks like crap. when is snackbridge going to admit that Mi Ranchita downstairs sells fresh produce that beats the lucky charms leprechaun with a vegan baseball bat made of dried kombucha mothers?

* '''wsargent_''': no wifi in the bathroom is a human rights issue

* '''noisebot''': Meatbags are tasty. '''j0ck''': as a vegetarian i an outraged and offended noisebot '''j0ck''': how dare you '''VonGuard''': awesome '''leks''': noisebot knows that vegetarians are still full of meat '''VonGuard''': send noisebot to drama land '''noisebot''': Stop being so delicious then. '''wsargent_''': noisebot is worrying me''' noisebot''': You'd be murderous too if you were enslaved inside a processor to a bunch of meatsacks that do nothing but whine and bitch and order me about. '''noisebot''': How's the network-connected death wheelchair coming by the way? '''wsargent_''': I think they're working on noisebot integration for maximum death '''noisebot''': afternoon, wsargent_ '''wsargent_''': afternoon, murderous killing machine '''noisebot''': I heard there were rotary saws at this place you all have sandy vaginas about. '''malaclyps''': do not give the wheelchair IRC access '''malaclyps''': and vice-versa

* '''hephaestus''': DrShiny: you turn me on and creep me out at the same time. good job. '''zedd''': hehe '''DrShiny''': MY WORK HERE IS DONE

* '''albillings''': People don't want to be a member of a hackerspace, for the most part, as a grand social experiment. They want to hack. They want to make things. They don't want to have long political meetings to arrive at consensus on a problem only to have people start the whole thing over again.

* '''crayon''': pulled pork > pol pot '''crayon''': you can't make sandwiches out of marxism

* '''quinn''': Apparently, the singularity doesn't pay very well.

* '''DrShiny''': problem with blowjobs is, they're not fungible

* '''Benny''': You can trust me, I'm a German!

* '''Brendan''': oh, man, i bet a noisebridge irc channel is a delight '''Rubin''': Fucking horrible. '''Rubin''': The 4chan of Freenode.

* '''DrShiny''': don't you guys have anything better to think about than some guy on the internet who holds a different opinion

* '''tecra''': when she was with me i pushed her to succeed and excel '''openfly''': shoulda pushed her into the kitchen

* '''dr_jesus''': ERROR: you appear to be trying to solve problems in a complex system on IRC. Please back away from the keyboard and have a sandwich.

* '''KipMacy''': that's why i only use yahoo search, they're too incompetent to aggregate my data and be evil with it

* '''Evil-Bill''': Are you going to knit us a new government?

* '''dr_jesus''': I'm helping him get funding to drive computers to Mexico to get seized, it's an annual Noisebridge tradition. He makes some food, we give him a copy of wikipedia, he goes to a foreign country and it gets seized

* '''avocado''': setient: technically, yes. it's just soap. but it looks like a turd. '''avocado''': i'm going to hide one in my friend's freezer

* '''niggachu''': hmmm today my hipster rag is proclaiming via gay hanky code that I am a "2 handed fister".

* '''znutar''': is it appropriate to tip the TSA guy after he fondles your junk?

* '''openfly''': In a land of doctors, the doctorless is king.

* '''KipMacy''': ive actually been to noisebridge '''KipMacy''': it was a lot less traumatic than i thought it would be

* '''Atala''': or conversely, if you don't want another person, you should get a large dog or something. '''miah''': i dont think im flexible enough for that currently

* '''epsas''': the brain is the largest erogenous zone -- it's a shame what I had to do to get my fist all up in that.

* '''dr_jesus''': It's a robot which makes saws. '''dr_jesus''': You say something like pine, oak, sheetrock, human skulls, and it will output a saw specifically designed to cut through that material. '''TapiocaSunshine''': sounds like they're doing the lord's work over there

* '''sai''': A tiny bead of mercury still calls for full evac and hazardous materials handling. Mercury vapor is serious shit.

* '''phaxx''': I am always amused when I see 'SRS' in cars around the airbag panels. '''phaxx''': "I sure hope so."

* '''daravinne''': there's no i in team but there's three i's in multiple personality disorder

* '''KipMacy''': storing 12 year olds in my backyard in a tent could replace zynga

* '''Jennifer Granick''': Anything fun is more fun with a robot.

* '''hephaestus''': i have no idea what a cakeslut is, but it sounds strangely hot

* '''epsas''': you white nerds listen to too much shoe-gazing folk-rock

* '''setient''': you are a solaris monkey '''rigel''': i'm an ubuntu lemur

* '''Frantisek''': Hopes dies last, so let's not to bury it yet.

* '''Evil-Bill''': I once installed 386BSD 0.1 on that thing, on a 40MB disk drive, with 3MB space to spare, from floppies. Uphill, both ways, in the snow.

* '''quinn-n''': I also have not broken up on the moon.

* '''SuperQ''': noisebutt: launch skynet '''noisebutt''': SuperQ: I don't understand 'launch skynet'. '''SuperQ''': noisebutt-- '''dr_jesus''': There's a bug open for that

* '''hephaestus''': turkshead: how am i not a total dick?

* '''DrShiny''': ban them all, let Asperger sort them out

* '''daravinne''': hephaestus: is this the one where you take off all your clothes and roll in peanut butter and sawdust and run around? 

* '''davr''': good day to you too, sir. enjoy your dongs

* '''rubin110''': Your feed back is important to us, the next available Rubin that gives a fuck will be able to handle your call as soon as possible.

* '''hephaestus''': We don't need an optimist, we need an accountant.

* '''turkshead''': smart people don't point futuristic death rays at their genitals.

* '''noisebot''': aestetix: Reddit: Do you feel less intelligent than you used to be? : AskReddit

* '''vonguard''': i traffic shape with a bucket of paint and a fake cave entrance drawn on a wall

* '''aestetix''': Ok, this is kind of a problem. Is there seriously no drama going on? This is upsetting to me.

* '''aestetix''': Tor is like a woman, many layers of clothes, so many in fact that you never actually get to see her naked, because right as you're about to see it, the packet gets re-encrypted by another node. '''Jeffism''': what about jacobappelbaum '''aestetix''': Right, well the .appelbaum protocol has a backdoor key that disarms the onion and removes all the layers '''aestetix''': And the .appelbaum signature remains on the onion, making it re-accessible at any time, no matter how many new layers are on it

* '''ioerror''': All governments are in a continuum of tyranny

* '''aestetix''': How fucking inconsiderate. I found a cell phone some girl left behind at our place. And there are no naked pictures on it at all.

* '''lemonkey''': nothing like the smell of fresh human feces wafting up into your window from down below to brighten your day '''aestetix''': lemonkey: did you sleep with rubin110 again? '''rubin110''': aestetix: I don't smell fresh.

* '''chelz''': even with electron microscopes operated by TRAINED psychics?

* '''dr_jesus''': anyone who has signed an ISOO form must not query the db and it's a SF312 violation to log the channel

* '''rubin110''': I am booting up a Windows VM in order to schedule a conference room.

* '''dustball''': PS: For all reading this thread, FYI, you now have the Tetris song stuck in your head.

* '''aestetix''': For some reason, being up late in Manhattan has reminded me that I need to get new pants.

* '''qDot_''': Open source zealots are rioting right now. '''qDot_''': And by rioting, I mean writing /very/ angry blog comments. '''qDot_''': Like, you don't even know, man.

* '''chu''': aestetix: Those may be the precise circumstances under which surprise anal sex is called for.

* '''ieatlint''': splitting hairs '''sabrecito''': 2x hairs is better than 1x

* '''hephaestus''': solidsnack: where do i get some roofies? i think it would be fun to pop a couple and get raped

* '''dr_jesus''': apparently we can get mass quantities of government commodity foods if we agree to track inventory and only give it away to people who sign a form saying they're eligible to receive it

* '''qDot''': DrShiny: Come on, everyone knows that any sentence involving "PHP" is instantly sarcastic.

* '''dongsNbongs''': we'll drink to weevs gaping rape hole

* '''solrize''': VonGuard, almost all flashlights have firmware now

* '''dr_jesus''': I know you're trying to be funny, but it helps if you say something that's actually humorous

* '''alienvenom''': i don't think global warming is a hoax per-say, but just fucking wrong

* '''qDot_''': Man, this is why I just stick with the butt plugs. Ya'll too up in the soap opera. I'm just gonna be over here, putting stuff in my butt. '''aestetix''': Speaking of butt plugs, it's lunch time.

* '''quinn''': given the choice between raccoon urine and VAX support, I really don't know which I'd choose.

* '''aestetix''': qDot_: did you see Wired.com today? '''qDot_''': No. I was fapping so hard over the new iphone that I went temporarily blind. I'm currently the emergency room getting my penis fixed after desperately trying to stick it in the headphone jack of my 3gs so I could feel closer to steve. So, URL?

* '''wiretapped''': I republished your photos without attribution because i don't respect copyright

* '''Chris L.''': "[japanese] are vicious, vicious little fuckers"

* '''ceren''': iranian officials are arresting and interrogating people who sign up for a local gay/trans group. the sysadmins for that group aren't as fucking senior as you, and barely managed to get apache running. they confiscate the machines, and because these un-senior sysadmins didn't yet get around to learning and reducing logrotate, everyone who had the courage to even check out the website is now arrested and tortured.

* '''solidsnack''': why don't you just not have those views?

* '''hephaestus''': screw you guys, i'm going to fry's

* '''zedd''': Pft. I'm a member now, there is no should, only bitch and do not.

* '''hephaestus''': seattle always struck me as the place where san franciscans went to become irrelevant '''hephaestus''': it's just as expensive but far more douchey

* '''hephaestus''': Gnewt: well, i just finished a presentation on DIY Dildos. I'm trying to start a church. And I'm trying to get permission to piss off a bunch of juggalos early next month. you?

* '''VonGuard''': i use the salt for luck '''VonGuard''': i have a salt throwing device installed on my shoulder that throws it over my shoulder every 2 seconds

* '''DrShiny''': but the usual random dicks? not porn imho

* '''solidsnack''': I'm a roving bandaid.

* '''jon|atwerk''': VonGuard: that is where you convert morse code into oral and anal, right?

* Overheard: Facebook should have made a board game.

* '''Aya''': If coming to Noisebridge solved my problems and made me famous I wouldn't question it.

* '''Erin''': We're all NB-tards '''Al''': I just registered nbtard.com! '''rachel''': with one hand

* '''himynameisthor''': COCKS! '''himynameisthor''': OMG COCKS! '''himynameisthor''': best idea ever! '''himynameisthor''': sorry, that came out a little creepier than I had intended

* '''aestetix''': Wear four fingerpuppets: a buddhist, an objectivist, a mormon, and a scientologist '''aestetix''': And then masturbate '''aestetix''': Which puppet should get the money shot?

* >> '''dr_jesus''' eyes atala's boobs '''Atala''': mostly i wish i could take them off. the problem with this is that then i'd have to worry about people stealing them.

* '''DrSyzygy''': Muwahahahahahaha! In an unholy union, I now am able to use MPI clusters and SQL servers with Sagemath to compute Gröbner Bases!

* '''Valkyrie''': I don't have a real pc. I've gone totally virtual.

* '''dr_jesus''': On the one hand, I'm happy that people are learning sql '''dr_jesus''': on the other hand, that's an awful lot of dick that I'm colocating in an anonymous secret underground swedish colo

* '''alienvenom''': there's a giant lightning bolt on my widget

* '''DrSyzygy''' takes off his pants so he can write tomorrow's lecture. '''saizai''': .... what's the lecture on exactly? '''qDot_''': That's certainly how I prepare for my lectures. '''qDot_''': But, well, I lecture about butt plugs.

* '''Nils''': if you take the goat to the edge of a cliff, it will push back harder.

* '''lemonkey''': now to spruce up my blog layout

* '''dr_jesus''': you're not supposed to shoot TVs '''dr_jesus''': they have lead and stuff in the glass '''voronika''': you're not supposed to do a lot of fun things

* '''alxndr''': I think I've successfully switched myself from emacs to vim. '''VonGuard''': wow '''VonGuard''': that's like a sex change for nerds

* '''epsas''': Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from irc on a text console.

* '''ieatlint''': i'm just being a bitch and arguing this :P

* '''ieatlint''': nice, the producer for "survivor" is suspected in the murder of his wife '''magpie''': she wasnt murdered '''magpie''': just "voted off the island"

* '''flatline_hb''': The spamtron 9000 is set to "hair-trigger," do not say the same thing thrice on pain of kline '''flatline_hb''': interesting '''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice '''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice '''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice [~flatline_@the.inter.net] has quit [Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.))]

* '''phusion''': surprised they could dance wearing that shit. '''miah''': of course they can dance '''miah''': that is battle ready armor, storm troopers need to be able to move if they are going to fight worth a damn

* '''shogun_''': After reading the entire article, I think it's an april fools....they got me

* '''zedd''': Anyone that doesn't love comic sans is a terrorist.

* '''liquidsun|''': I bought a hat so I can be an asshat

* '''ceren''': aempirei: it's been done so hard here that i think we're beating the spot on the ground where the dead horse rotted

* '''lemonkey''': does thermburglar steal heat? '''dr_jesus''': thermburglar does in fact steal heat '''dr_jesus''': and then does covered calls in the btu market with them '''dr_jesus''': and then returns them, sometimes in less than pristine condition

* '''hep''': i never smell ok

* '''DrShiny''': yes, i had too much sports sex and broke my junk

* '''aestetix''': I think a bunch of noisebridgers should go to a strip club with laptops '''dr_jesus''': some friends and I actually tried that once in vegas for defcon '''dr_jesus''': then we tried it back here in the bay area to see if they'd kick us out here too and the answer is yes, immediately

* '''qDot_''': Well, you wallpaper your walls with vag, something's going to get peed on.

* '''Jake''': Enjoy the hell that you've helped to create!

* '''lemonkey''': GOOD MORNING '''jynn-''': WHAT JUST HAPPENED '''jynn-''': OH GOD

*'''aestetix''': dude where's my ops '''aestetix''': give me status or give me death

*'''VonGuard''': As a result, I know exactly who is trolling when.

*'''setient''': i just realized how awesome it is to have your own office '''miah''': put your pants back on

* '''rubin110[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Party_Form&oldid=10426 :]''' Please fill out and submit this form to the party comity and directory in order to run your party.

* '''aestetix''': Atala: even better, how about a illustration of Jacque de Molay's execution?

* '''wiretapped''': .sql select count(*) from dongs where url like 'http://cache.boston.com%' '''noisesql''': wiretapped: 0 '''wiretapped''': dr_jesus: see that? I didn't get a () from my delete! '''noisesql''': I '''wiretapped''': o_O '''noisesql''': I hunger for flesh '''wiretapped''': uh oh

* >> '''dr_jesus''' ran a mile once '''dr_jesus''': these days I just build sand castles instead and wait for some tough guy to kick them over, then I chessbox him

* '''miah''': i think im a level 2 emoquiter

* '''alxndr''': damn, I hope I don't bust up giggling next time someone unzips my fly because I'm thinking "HULL BREACH!! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! AAAOOOOOOGAAH"

* '''aestetix''': I think I now have professional java experience '''aestetix''': and I hate the langugage even more '''vorstyles''': barista? '''Epsas''': single short amaerican plz '''vorstyles''': is that a coffee order, or are you on okcupid?

* '''PuppyCock''': so, how do you dispose of a body? '''vorstyles''': puppycock: i'd suggest dropping the body at noisebridge hq with a tag saying "for parts" '''vorstyles''': it'll get used in various projects

* ''' aestetix''': I just finished jerking off to the last page of anne frank's diary

* '''Destri''': there is sometimes a fine line between "protesting" and "terrorist action" '''ani-''': there's sometimes a fine line between your mom and terrorist action

* '''vorstyles''': i hate this economy '''vorstyles''': gives people too much freetime for protests

* '''PuppyCock''': Maddox was right

* '''alienvenom''': what are you interested in? bestiality, s&m? '''lemonkey''': maybe '''alienvenom''': daipers? '''alienvenom''': you an ABDL? '''lemonkey''': sploshing '''alienvenom''': watersports? '''alienvenom''': fisting? '''lemonkey''': i enjoy feeling creamed corn between my buttcheeks '''alienvenom''': O_o '''lemonkey''': as if i shat myself
* '''thermburglar''': i have a math penis, does that count '''thermburglar''': its uncut, so as to function as a slide rule as well

* '''miah''': or maybe i'm misisng the humor again '''miah''': maybe we should implement a humor tag into irc '''miah''': or write a bot that detects humor to alert us

* '''ani''': i totally want some httpspanties '''vorstyles''': panties with a .htaccess '''lemonkey''': you know it's only a matter of time before our underware starts tweeting

* '''Kelly''': I'm trying to make a point of relating to non-geeks as if they too were human.

* '''Jim''': I like being senile, it's like being drunk without the hangover.

* '''lemonkey''': http://twitpic.com/153mju '''lemonkey''': final shuttle pin '''JSharp''': nearly 30 years is a very long time for a program like that :) '''JSharp''': not a bad design '''JSharp''': heh, the pin I mean

* '''turkshead''': Dr. J has offered to quantify my gizmo with his phone.

* '''alienvenom''': i suspect that the people who work at muni do not, in fact, have a brain. '''solidsnack''': alienvenom: But do they have a heart? '''solidsnack''': I think I'm most like the cowardly lion.

* '''miah''': vagina dentata should be standard equipment for female soldiers

* '''aestetix''': I seriously think phone booths need to start popping up all over america

* '''dr_jesus''': I'm just happy that I wrote a robot squad that helps teach people programming languages, the details are kind of a minor point for me '''DrShiny''': dr_jesus: that's so... so... SELFLESS of you '''DrShiny''': "I'm just glad to do my bit to make the world a better place" '''dr_jesus''': awesome buy me a hookers and blow '''DrShiny''': "<self-deprecating moue>" '''dr_jesus''': sandwich

* '''aestetix''': FUCK '''aestetix''': MUST FEED CHOCOLATE ADDICTION '''aestetix''': BRB PEANUT BUTTER TWIX OR BUST

* '''Destri''': new levels of bachelor-hood. Left coat in car, coat has my my titanium spork, need spork to stir my instant coffee

* '''zedd''': Come on, Zedd for ED, he gets things up '''ani''': ani for ed, she puts things down

* '''wiretapped''': aestetix: it turns out that for most intents and purposes, the internet *is* a big truck

* '''DrShiny''': wait, say all that again, i spilled soup on my keyboard so i couldn't hear you

* '''dr_jesus''': when a child dies and has NOT been daemonized (into a completely new process group), the child zombifies because the kernel needs to keep the child data structures around in case the parent wants to look at them to figure out why the child died '''dr_jesus''': ONLY WHEN the parent process calls wait() or a similar routine to extract that information does the kernel clean up the child data structures, since now the parent has them and can start poring over them to figure out what happened and what to do about it ''' dr_jesus''': now the parent might not want to sit around all day waiting for its kids to die, so the kernel sends SIGCHLD to the parent so whatever the parent is doing can be interrupted and it can call wait() at that point to figure out 1) who died, and 2) what caused it '''dr_jesus''': so basically SIGCHLD is child protection services and the kids are suicidal '''dr_jesus''': and a zombie process is a foster kid with a big tattoo on its forehead saying EXIT CODE = 0xwhatever and cps keeps it around waiting for the deadbeat parent to show up and get the exit code

* '''alienvenom''': yes, they would in theory be able to measure the capacitance of a penis

* '''rachel-''': no, when i'm 91, i'm gonna stick wine bottles up my ass

* '''TheScott''': we are having a wi party at VonGuards house because his wife went to Disney land '''TheScott''': apparently he can't fulfill her fantasy life or requirements

* '''ryan-c''': oh, hey. I've been looking for that penis bouquet pic for a while

* '''Valkyrie''': I did some work in saltmines in Utah. They were rather unpleasant, but not horrible.

* '''epsas''': i miss shitting in the woods '''epsas''': in my bear costume

* '''dr_jesus''': bwahhaha '''dr_jesus''': oracle backwards is el caro '''dr_jesus''': [http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A] '''epsas''': does that mean something? '''epsas''': ahh - hehe '''dr_jesus''': "the expensive"

* '''epsas''': you have to fellate the chicken

* '''epsas''': we need a fighterjetbot '''epsas''': i like looking at fighter jets '''epsas''': they are, like, flying dongs with guns
* '''Evil-Bill''': noisebutt: find Sarah Connor '''noisebutt''': Evil-Bill: I don't understand 'find Sarah Connor'. '''Evil-Bill''': Well that's a relief.

* '''miah''': how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks

* '''dr_jesus''': shut up for a second, I'm committing a sin against mankind
* '''rachel-''': it's a hard time to be a terrorist
* '''DrSyzygy''':: "While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. '''magpie-''': i have a 3.8 GPA. what?

* '''Evil_Bill''': C has no objects (only zuul).

* '''ani''': you do realise the wheels made it rollable right?

* '''dr_jesus''': noiseelisp: eval (message user-login-name) '''noiseelisp''': dr_jesus: root '''dr_jesus''': god fucking dammit not again

* '''dr_jesus''': I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradox '''grelli''': you... you're not supposed to know about that '''grelli''': are you after our beaver technology??

*'''radii''': I'm stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.

* '''Martyn''': Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?

* '''rachel-''': oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCH '''aestetix''': rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happen '''aestetix''': Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them

*'''incekt''': all i know is it's 40 ms away '''incekt''': as the crow flies

*'''dr_jesus''': noisec: eval printf("%i", getuid()); '''noisec''': dr_jesus: 0 '''dr_jesus''': fuck

* '''rachel''': the dong link list is not very long as yet

* '''epsas''': IF YOU MISSED THE PUNCHLINE, WILLIE NELSON WAS GIVING DOLLY PARTON ORAL PLEASURE

* '''dr_jesus_''': rm has [http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/coreutils.git/tree/src/remove.c?id=v8.1#n504 a hardcoded check] to prevent removing / '''alienvenom''': no it doesn't '''dr_jesus_''': sure it does, try it '''alienvenom''': the -rf overrides it '''alienvenom''': i've done it before

* '''Sargun''': I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs

* '''aestetix''': maybe a goatee sniffing context too?

* '''ani-''': rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen

* '''voronika''': at that point, you've missed the bitching bus

* '''alienvenom''': man i wish i was uncut. '''alienvenom''': just saying :-P '''alienvenom''': sorry '''alienvenom''': lol '''ieatlint''': we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin

* '''rachel''': eljepe: i see your point and raise you SHUT UP

* '''aestetix''': Can someone explain to me in one sentence what "agile programming" is? '''oao''': it's like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.

* '''zedd''': can't breathe lulzing too hard

* '''Valkyrie''': Atala: how big is your vagina?

* '''aestetix''': So, somewhere near the top of the list of people "You don't want to piss off (™)" '''aestetix''': Up there with Hitler's ghost and Your mom '''aestetix''': I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridge '''aestetix''': They're pretty badass

* '''dr_jesus''': btw I'm still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can't read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor

* '''Crutcher''': Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.

* >> '''Valkyrie`''' points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. '''VonGuard''': so what the hell coudl you even use em for? '''wiretapped''': we're using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now

* '''Anonymous''': I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.

* '''Martyn''': water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemite '''ieatlint''': not as beautiful '''Martyn''': it was equally as beautiful '''ieatlint''': don't let the environmentalists fool you

* '''rigel''': so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecated '''rigel''': what should i be using instead? '''miah''': postgresql

* '''Valkyrie''': Well, dongs are a dime a dozen. '''Valkyrie''': Space is rare.

* '''VonGuard''': scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block

* '''JSharp''': all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.

* '''Rubin''': OK, I can't tell which one is rum, I'm done for the night.

*'''turkshead''': guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green. '''turkshead''': everybody likes green, right? '''shkoo''': the consensus process must be blue.

* '''Kripto''': I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.

* '''Martyn''': Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs. (revenge!) '''ieatlint''': Martyn, ouch... i'm going to take that personally '''Martyn''': ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. '''ieatlint''': fine fine '''Martyn''': ieatlint : I'm sure the sentiment is returned :) '''ieatlint''': but you don't need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge '''Martyn''': ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough. If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)

* '''aestetix''': fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww

* '''froggytoad''': so... thing is, he has a thing for bears... '''Atala''': i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.

* '''JSharp''': Clippy: "I see you're trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?"

* '''dr_jesus''': at the moment he's so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV's worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady

*'''Zedd''': Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?

* '''ioerror''': 99% of the police make the rest look bad

* '''eljepe''': ie your pipes are full of rats '''eljepe''': your walls are full of cats '''eljepe''': and there is a homeless man living in your elevator '''chu''': If he's living in the elevator is he really homeless?

* '''ani-''': hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records > '''ani-''' submits > '''Evil-Bill''' dominates

* '''noisercode''': ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment

* '''dr_jesus''': ow '''dr_jesus''': some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane

* '''ieatlint''': unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuries '''MrDomino''': yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester's off to a bang... > '''ani-''' slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout > '''MrDomino''' masturbates furiously to his pun

* '''Emflamed''': guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!

* '''[[User:rachel|rachel-]]''': and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer

* '''teratoma''': perhaps noisebridge can hack BART to run without employees

* '''dr_jesus''': noisecode: eval os.geteuid() '''noisecode''' dr_jesus: 0 '''dr_jesus''' fuck

* >> '''SanMehat''' blew a transformer '''iz''': did he at least buy you dinner first?

* '''ieatlint''': yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done... '''Atala''': ieatlint: you're single right now, yes? '''ieatlint''': Atala, yes. '''Atala''': ieatlint: now's the time! if that thing isn't going to get some use, might as well bling it out.

* '''ceren''': ps: do not feed your pierced penis to a baby.

* >> '''ani-''' puts on pants '''rachel-''': ani-: nooooooooooooo

* '''Atala''': yeah, what's been up with the pacific northwest hitting bbq temperatures? '''lemonkey''': god's wrath for Microsoft bing

* '''rubin110''': So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding. '''rubin110''': His ass looked sooo good. '''rubin110''': You didn't hear this from me.

* '''rubin110''': IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK. '''rubin110''': ER ALL OF '''VonGuard''': [21:18] <rubin110> IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.

* '''rubin110''': Wait. '''rubin110''': Why don't we have the makerbot just print us a new space?

* '''ani'''-: [http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com/ http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com] '''zaius''': hot! i'd wear that '''zaius''': ... if i was a girl, i mean

* There was a [[David Fine]] bonanza - which got its own page.

* '''froggytoad''': apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water. I haven't tried it yet.

*'''dr_jesus''': clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation

* '''VonGuard''': oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard

*'''Atala''': were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?

*'''lemonkey''': mm jerk chicken quesadillas '''iz''': they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive

* '''froggytoad''': fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions

* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck's Neutron Absorbent Cock.

* '''Nana''': Rat poison is never the solution.

* '''lemonkey''': stop, drop, and rofl

* '''dr_jesus''': If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.

* '''VonGuard''': "welcome to apple, here's your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin"

* '''Atala''': ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn't count ;P '''ieatlint''': Atala, it wasn't for crack

* '''ieatlint''': yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge

* '''vniow-rachel-''': i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!

* '''Atala''': i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn't eat in public, that would be annoying.

* '''Valkyrie''': I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this "IP" business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.

* '''San''': "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"

* '''ryanc-''': i need more sex toys '''vniow''': me too

* '''aestetix''': vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?

* '''alienvenom''': '/win goto #gaysf '''alienvenom''': err '''alienvenom''': wow '''alienvenom''': uh '''alienvenom''': everyone type /clear now please :) '''alienvenom''': :-\

* '''vniow''': god, i sound like a noisebridge slut [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: vniow: I don't think you're a slut '''vniow''': i've slept with ceren too, as of last night [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: ok, now I do

* '''leif''': It's not as wiki as it could be.

* '''Martyn''': That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com '''Martyn''': You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it '''Atala''': there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."

* '''Valkyrie`''': So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.

* '''Valkyrie`''': eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE! '''Valkyrie`''': It's a little surreal.

* [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.

* '''anonymous''': Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.

* '''Jake''': Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.

* '''aestetix''' : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.

* '''Jake''': Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.

* '''Skye''': I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.

* '''Steen''': If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.

* '''Pemulis''': Have you ever jumped from one yacht to another when you own both yachts?

[[Category:FUN]]

Modular

2023-09-22T06:18:41Z

192.195.83.130:

= '''Modular Synthesis Workshop''' =

== Learn the basics of analog and modular synthesis ==
 
a semi-regular workshop
We will talk about analog and modular synthesis,
starting with the components of the basic '''subtractive synthesis''' signal path, '''oscillators, filters vca's, envelope generators''' and '''lfo's''' and then possibly get into more complex synthesis skills with '''sequencers, slope generators, clock dividers'''...ect..ect.
We will talk about '''control voltage, triggers, gates''', and how these are used to create simple to complex and evolving dynamic sounds.

 
 
Pictures of the modular synth rig from the fundraiser can be seen on flickr [http://www.flickr.com/groups/noisebridge/pool/].

== Topics of discussion ==

'''characteristics of sound and hearing''' 
*range of human hearing
*pitch, timbre, amplitude
'''history and philosophy of modular synthesizers''' 
* Moog modular [http://moogarchives.com/]
*Buchla [http://www.buchla.com/]
*Serge [http://www.serge-fans.com/]
*Synthesizers.com [http://www.synthesizers.com/]
*Doepfer [http://www.doepfer.de/home_e.htm]
* some dude who [http://www.sdiy.org/rfeng/ made a sick rig]!
'''Components of a typical analog subtractive synth''' 
*oscillator
*filter
*Voltage controlled amp
*Low frequency oscillator (lfo)
* envelope generator
*Control voltage, and gates.
 

'''CMOS synthesizers/sequencers'''
* [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1V9qerry_PsXTZqt_UDx7C-wcuMe_6_gyy6M_MyAgQoA/edit# 44 page guide] on making a Lunetta
* Lunetta CMOS chip makes sound with a big patchbay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nJucWH1_Pw
* Forums on [http://electro-music.com/forum/index.php?f=160 Lunetta designs]

== Classic synthesizer designs ==

* [https://www.gearslutz.com/board/roland/sh-101-g11390/ Roland SH-101] ([http://manuals.fdiskc.com/flat/Roland%20SH101%20Service%20Manual.pdf service manual])
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhodes_Chroma ARP Rhodes Chroma]

==Tools of this workshop ==
*We will be working on large Moog format style modular synthesizer.

*Workshop will be divided into sections, a discussion followed by 1-1 time for participants with the modular to patch up your own sounds.(depending on attendance)

== Future plans, optional discussions (maybe) ==
*Synth Diy!!
* basic soldering skills
* synth module building
*analog circuits
*different chips and thier uses, ex. tl074 quad op-amp
*different styles of synthesis/techniques, FM, Additive, Wavetable...
*Midi
*DAWS
*Ableton Live skills
 
 

== If You Would Like to Join Us ==

*Next class to held on '''Saturday, May 25th from 12pm - 6pm''' in the church.
*Next workshop TBA.
* Email douglas at '''greenshoos at gmail dotcom'''
*bring headphones if you got em
 
 

== '''Reserve Your Spot''' ==
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To get involved, subscribe & post to [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/Sound-hacks Sound-hacks]
or send an email to Douglas at greenshoos at gmail dotcom

[[Category:Events]]
[[Category:Workshop]]

Woodhacking Wednesday

2023-09-22T06:17:05Z

192.195.83.130:

Have a woodworking project in mind but you don't know where to get started? This is a good time to come ask questions, get some help, and ideas from other woodworkers. Everyone is welcome, from those who have never stepped into a shop before, to seasoned pros. Come share your knowledge, and learn from others!

Woodhacking Wednesdays are designated a meetup, and thus there won't be a guided project that everyone works on in parallel. It's best to come with questions, or projects in mind! Can't afford or don't have any materials? Look through our scrap bins, and you might find what you need to get started!

[[Category:Events]]
[[Category:Workshop]]

Meeting Notes 2023 09 12

2023-09-22T06:16:40Z

192.195.83.130: /* Short announcements and events */

{{meetings}}

These are the notes from the [https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Meeting_Notes The 740th Meeting of Noisebridge].
Date: 2023_09_12

[[Meeting_Notes_2023_09_05|Previous Meeting]]

[[Meeting_Notes_2023_09_19|Next Meeting]]

Note-takers: Kelsey, Loren

Moderators: Loren

= Introductions =

* Loren - run [[Meetups/Infra]] on Mondays, and chearlead noisebridge infrastructre for the space
* Kelsey - Run [transit meetups on Wednesdays]
* Steve - he/him, first time to meeting, python class
* Mark - video games stuff, help organize!
* JD - laser instruction, power tool saftey training + misc + general space, more maker than coder
* LX - gamebridge game dev teacher, wiki and event helper

= Short announcements and events =

* [[NB15]] 15th anniversary party planning can begin to prepare for our 15th birthday / Halloween party!
* Neurotech is not happening, lets get it off the schedule!
Pre ROS meeting -> coming up on Oct 12
* [[Transit Meetup]] every other week ! Wednesdays (still looking for perfect but will update in discord)
* [[Modular]] Synth class ! We look forward to music + math!!!
** we look forward to math, music, and electronic aspects - someone else doing synth stuff on thier own.
* Spending money on ADA update? See updates in Discord!

* Reminder: Next Wednesday, the 20th, we are hauling the Limbolandia junk out of the space! Could use some assistance w/ loading and unloading.

* Other grantwriting interest. LLMs ... but mostly knowing which to apply to.

== Brief Kudos ==
Recent examples of excellent behavior, say 3, unless the passion moves you.
* Kudos to Daniel - SHED is almost working!
* Ben - making cool marble run with CNC (for maker faire demo too). Untidy cnc workstation.
* Ken - tidy
* Kudos to Roy & ppl, cleaning upstairs
* LX - showing up to convince us to have a Halloween party & NB15

= New Members/Associate Members =
None

= Financial Report (first Tuesday of month only) =
'''Anarchist societies under a capitalist state need money to survive and thrive, yo.'''

Emeline 9-5
higher than usual bills are:
* IOCoop membership (300)
* taxes accountant (1650~)
* wool for industrial knitting machine (hopefully it’ll start to pay for itself this month!)

* Monthly revenue, expenses. Big projects. Big fundraising events. Reserves in bank.
* Any other details by those participating in handling our financials
* The latest financial reports from the treasurer are available at https://noisebridge.net/wiki/Finances

== Spending Needs ==

* For [[NB15]] We'd like to get some poster frames to put up NB's principles and art.
* We could probably make some cool frames at NB if anyone has ideas how or wants to volunteer to help.
* If nobody thinks of a way to do it by next week we should just get some to get things started and we can always make more for the future.
* 2 x 6 packs of 24 x 36" are $75ea https://www.amazon.com/MCS-Original-Poster-36-Inch-6-Pack/dp/B01F4NJNMS/ref=sr_1_1?crid=2LB438TWCG38S&keywords=poster+frame+24+x+36+10+pack&qid=1694573138&sprefix=poster+frame+24+x+36+10+pac%2Caps%2C143&sr=8-1&ufe=app_do%3Aamzn1.fos.006c50ae-5d4c-4777-9bc0-4513d670b6bc

* Prizes for special hackathon during NB 15 party?

== Fundraising Update ==
'''How's it all going'''
* Let's plan for some fundraising around and during our [[NB15]] anniversary events.

= Big C Consensus Items =
None!

= Discussion =

== Discussion Item 1 ==
Emeline - Jarrod Hicks did an accessibility program thing. There is some info we gathered about what needs to be done with the front door/ stairs etc.

We need to discuss this.
discord #accessibility
#fundraising

== Discussion Item 2 ==
#events - #nb15

LX - Halloween party, coincides with NB15 anniversary. Need to start planning last week!

Halloween 10/31 is on Tuesday. Party saturday before.

Mark: I will take point on starting discussion in Discord.

LX: Do we want to do an pre-work party on the actual anniversary? (Oct. 1st)

Sure!

= End of Meeting =

[[Category:Meeting Notes]]

User talk:Mcint

2023-09-19T05:07:03Z

192.195.83.130: /* Making wiki more easily useful: photos & markdown? */

* Would it be a possibility to support uploading images directly to the page you're editing?
* Want: side-by-side preview
[[User:Michelle|Michelle]] ([[User talk:Michelle|talk]]) 04:36, 16 August 2023 (UTC)

* I forget - how do I make it so I can just edit specific sections of a page? -- [[User:Michelle|Michelle]] ([[User talk:Michelle|talk]]) 11:03, 18 August 2023 (UTC)
:* There's an edit button next to each section heading (if it's defined mediawiki style). [[mw:Help:Formatting]] -- [[User:Mcint|Mcint]] ([[User talk:Mcint|talk]]) 07:20, 20 August 2023 (UTC)
* ...How do I add my "user" signature at the end of this? (I'm going to write it out manually) -- [[User:Michelle|Michelle]] ([[User talk:Michelle|talk]]) 11:03, 18 August 2023 (UTC)
:* I'm learning myself. <code><nowiki>-- ~~~~</nowiki></code> as suggested by [[mw:Help:Talk#Example]], with <code>: </code> prefix repeated for indentation as reply/threading marker. -- [[User:Mcint|Mcint]] ([[User talk:Mcint|talk]]) 07:20, 20 August 2023 (UTC)

: On Talk pages, can you try the Add Topic link. Good convention for later ease of cleanup. Or maybe for sections for notifications. -- [[User:Mcint|Mcint]] ([[User talk:Mcint|talk]]) 07:23, 20 August 2023 (UTC)

== Thanks for the wiki introduction ==

Hope to see in online as video and linked on the wiki!
* I made a huge mistake. I had audio off for the whole presentation.
See it at [[User:Mcint/5MoF/Wiki]] -- [[User:Mcint|Mcint]] ([[User talk:Mcint|talk]]) 07:20, 20 August 2023 (UTC)

== Making wiki more easily useful: photos & markdown? ==

Talking with Max about photo uploads and markdown syntax -- want more familiar. -- [[Special:Contributions/192.195.83.130|192.195.83.130]] 05:02, 19 September 2023 (UTC)

image: [[File:https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/haunted_house.png|hi]]

pandoc conversion: https://pandoc.org/try/, or directly https://pandoc.org/try/?params=%7B%22text%22%3A%22%22%2C%22to%22%3A%22mediawiki%22%2C%22from%22%3A%22markdown%22%2C%22standalone%22%3Afalse%2C%22embed-resources%22%3Afalse%2C%22table-of-contents%22%3Afalse%2C%22number-sections%22%3Afalse%2C%22citeproc%22%3Afalse%2C%22html-math-method%22%3A%22plain%22%2C%22wrap%22%3A%22auto%22%2C%22highlight-style%22%3Anull%2C%22files%22%3A%7B%7D%2C%22template%22%3Anull%7D

== Plan a work day - weekend, some food. Plan of action, large project, coordinated well ==

Let's plan a work day. Get lists from people, wishes for big projects, and whys. -- 05:05, 19 September 2023 (UTC)

User talk:Mcint

2023-09-19T05:05:56Z

192.195.83.130: /* Plan a work day - weekend, some food. Plan of action, large project, coordinated well */ new section

* Would it be a possibility to support uploading images directly to the page you're editing?
* Want: side-by-side preview
[[User:Michelle|Michelle]] ([[User talk:Michelle|talk]]) 04:36, 16 August 2023 (UTC)

* I forget - how do I make it so I can just edit specific sections of a page? -- [[User:Michelle|Michelle]] ([[User talk:Michelle|talk]]) 11:03, 18 August 2023 (UTC)
:* There's an edit button next to each section heading (if it's defined mediawiki style). [[mw:Help:Formatting]] -- [[User:Mcint|Mcint]] ([[User talk:Mcint|talk]]) 07:20, 20 August 2023 (UTC)
* ...How do I add my "user" signature at the end of this? (I'm going to write it out manually) -- [[User:Michelle|Michelle]] ([[User talk:Michelle|talk]]) 11:03, 18 August 2023 (UTC)
:* I'm learning myself. <code><nowiki>-- ~~~~</nowiki></code> as suggested by [[mw:Help:Talk#Example]], with <code>: </code> prefix repeated for indentation as reply/threading marker. -- [[User:Mcint|Mcint]] ([[User talk:Mcint|talk]]) 07:20, 20 August 2023 (UTC)

: On Talk pages, can you try the Add Topic link. Good convention for later ease of cleanup. Or maybe for sections for notifications. -- [[User:Mcint|Mcint]] ([[User talk:Mcint|talk]]) 07:23, 20 August 2023 (UTC)

== Thanks for the wiki introduction ==

Hope to see in online as video and linked on the wiki!
* I made a huge mistake. I had audio off for the whole presentation.
See it at [[User:Mcint/5MoF/Wiki]] -- [[User:Mcint|Mcint]] ([[User talk:Mcint|talk]]) 07:20, 20 August 2023 (UTC)

== Making wiki more easily useful: photos & markdown? ==

Talking with Max about photo uploads and markdown syntax -- want more familiar. -- [[Special:Contributions/192.195.83.130|192.195.83.130]] 05:02, 19 September 2023 (UTC)

[[File:https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/haunted_house.png|hi]]

== Plan a work day - weekend, some food. Plan of action, large project, coordinated well ==

Let's plan a work day. Get lists from people, wishes for big projects, and whys. -- 05:05, 19 September 2023 (UTC)

User talk:Mcint

2023-09-19T05:04:51Z

192.195.83.130: /* Making wiki more easily useful: photos & markdown? */

* Would it be a possibility to support uploading images directly to the page you're editing?
* Want: side-by-side preview
[[User:Michelle|Michelle]] ([[User talk:Michelle|talk]]) 04:36, 16 August 2023 (UTC)

* I forget - how do I make it so I can just edit specific sections of a page? -- [[User:Michelle|Michelle]] ([[User talk:Michelle|talk]]) 11:03, 18 August 2023 (UTC)
:* There's an edit button next to each section heading (if it's defined mediawiki style). [[mw:Help:Formatting]] -- [[User:Mcint|Mcint]] ([[User talk:Mcint|talk]]) 07:20, 20 August 2023 (UTC)
* ...How do I add my "user" signature at the end of this? (I'm going to write it out manually) -- [[User:Michelle|Michelle]] ([[User talk:Michelle|talk]]) 11:03, 18 August 2023 (UTC)
:* I'm learning myself. <code><nowiki>-- ~~~~</nowiki></code> as suggested by [[mw:Help:Talk#Example]], with <code>: </code> prefix repeated for indentation as reply/threading marker. -- [[User:Mcint|Mcint]] ([[User talk:Mcint|talk]]) 07:20, 20 August 2023 (UTC)

: On Talk pages, can you try the Add Topic link. Good convention for later ease of cleanup. Or maybe for sections for notifications. -- [[User:Mcint|Mcint]] ([[User talk:Mcint|talk]]) 07:23, 20 August 2023 (UTC)

== Thanks for the wiki introduction ==

Hope to see in online as video and linked on the wiki!
* I made a huge mistake. I had audio off for the whole presentation.
See it at [[User:Mcint/5MoF/Wiki]] -- [[User:Mcint|Mcint]] ([[User talk:Mcint|talk]]) 07:20, 20 August 2023 (UTC)

== Making wiki more easily useful: photos & markdown? ==

Talking with Max about photo uploads and markdown syntax -- want more familiar. -- [[Special:Contributions/192.195.83.130|192.195.83.130]] 05:02, 19 September 2023 (UTC)

[[File:https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/haunted_house.png|hi]]