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<strong>[[About|We are Noisebridge]].</strong> Noisebridge is a [http://hackerspaces.org/ hackerspace] for technical-creative projects, [[Do-ocracy|doocratically]] run by everyone. We are [[Incorporation|a non-profit educational institution]] intended for public benefit. We have a 5,200 square-foot space located in the heart of San Francisco. We teach, we learn, we share. [[Noisebridge_Vision|Read more about Noisebridge]] or [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wamwklXWK4M watch a short video].

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Reporters: if you're looking for information about Noisebridge, please see [[Press Kit]].

== 2017 ==

=== December ===
* "[https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/Noisebridge-Hackerspace-in-San-Francisco-Battle-Rising-Rent-Face-Threat-of-Lease-Expiring-466883363.html Noisebridge 'Hackerspace' in San Francisco Battle Rising Rent, Face Threat of Lease Expiring]" - Sam Brock, NBC Bay Area, 2017-12-28
* "[https://missionlocal.org/2017/12/noisebridge-facing-displacement-plans-to-come-back-bigger-and-better/ Noisebridge, facing displacement, plans to come back bigger and better]" - By Laura Wenus, Mission Local, 2017-12-28

== 2015 ==

=== October ===
* "[http://blogos.com/article/140064/ サンフランシスコの無料ハッカースペース Noisebridge]" - 美谷広海, BLOGOS, 2015-10-02

=== January ===

* "[http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/01/05/baked-3 CookieCaster Hacks the Cookie]" - Emma Allen, New Yorker, 2015-01-05

== 2014 ==

=== October ===
* "[http://www.hs.fi/paivanlehti/15102014/a1413257949236 Keksinnöt löytävät muotonsa harrastajien hacklabeissa]" - Ruut Tolonen, Helsingin Sanomat, 2014-10-15

=== August ===
* "[http://www.mercurynews.com/business/ci_26417866/s-f-s-noisebridge-among-hackerspaces-turning-ideas S.F.'s Noisebridge among hackerspaces turning ideas turn into reality]" - Emaun Kashfi, Associated Press, 2014-08-27
* "[https://gigaom.com/2014/08/01/welcome-back-anarchist-hackers-noisebridge-reopens-after-cleaning-house/ Welcome back anarchist hackers: Noisebridge reopens after cleaning house]" - Signe Brewster, GigaOm, 2014-08-01

== 2013 ==
=== September ===
* "[http://boingboing.net/2013/09/04/john-cusack-in-hacker-land.html John Cusack in hacker-land]" - Xeni Jardin at 5:06 pm Wed, Sep 4, 2013 bOING bOING
=== August ===
* "[http://kalw.org/post/homeless-hackers-head-noisebridge-shelter Homeless hackers head to Noisebridge for shelter]" - By Holly McDede, KALW 2013-08-26
* "[http://gigaom.com/2013/08/21/inside-noisebridge-san-franciscos-eclectic-anarchist-hackerspace/ Inside Noisebridge: San Francisco’s eclectic anarchist hackerspace]" - by Signe Brewster, GigaOm 2013-08-21
* "[http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0391z20 Defeating the Hackers]" - Rupert Penry-Jones, BBC Horizon 2013-08-19 <small>(about 50 seconds of Noisebridge in the middle of an hour-long program; [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4NrrKTYmBI#t=41m30s starts a bit after 41:30])</small>

=== June ===
* "[http://strabic.fr/Noisebridge.html Noisebridge : les hackers de San Francisco]" - Camille Bosqué, strabic.fr, 2013-06-06
* "[http://vimeo.com/67741108 San Francisco: Noisebridge]" - Collaborative Cities, Maxime Leroy, 2013-06-05

=== April ===
* "[http://www.sfchronicle.com/education/article/Class-handed-a-secret-physics-is-fun-4416613.php Class handed a secret - physics is fun]" - Jill Tucker, SF Chronicle, 2013-04-08 <small>(use googlebot useragent to circumvent paywall)</small>
* "[http://www.sfweekly.com/2013-04-03/news/aaron-swartz-brewster-kahle-internet-archive-electronic-frontier-foundation-noisebridge/full/ Privileged Information: The Fight for an Open Internet]" - Alee Karim, SF Weekly, 2013-04-03

== 2012 ==

=== March ===
* "[http://www.shareable.net/blog/noisebridge-node-emergent-global-hackerspace-network Noisebridge: Design Patterns for Productive Chaos]". Josh Wilson, Shareable, March 27, 2012

=== February ===
* "[http://www.guardian.co.uk/sustainable-business/sustainability-emerging-trend-local-manufacturing?newsfeed=true DIY sustainability: an emerging trend from recession?]". Peter Madden, UK Guardian, February 9, 2012
* "[http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/San-Franciscos-DIY-Workshops-138418114.html San Francisco's DIY Workshops - They're not just for woodworkers anymore]". Mathew Luschek, NBC Bay Area. Feb 1, 2012

=== January ===
* "[http://alter1fo.com/jardin-numerique-ateliers-et-initiations-juste-fais-le-48848 Jardin Numérique – Ateliers et initiations, juste-fais-le Par Caro 01-04 Fev. 2012]" ("Digital Garden - Workshops and initiations, just do it-"). Alter1fo.com, January 31, 2012. ''Mitch spoke at ''Modern Garden'' during this mini festival. Article links to the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wamwklXWK4M KQED video].''
* "[http://newmatilda.com/2012/01/23/why-facebook-never-safe Why Facebook Is Never Safe]" NewMatilda.com. January 23, 2012. Adam Brereton interviews Jacob Appelbaum (not about NB)

== 2011 ==

=== August ===
* "[http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2011/aug/24/inside-secret-world-of-hackers Inside the Secret World of Hackers]" UK Guardian, August 24, 2011

* "[http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2011/08/zero-to-maker-surrounding-yourself-with-the-right-people.html Zero To Maker]" Make Magazine, August 18, 2011

"Lucky for me, the Meetup was only a few days away and a few blocks from my apartment. I arrived at the event a few minutes early and was able to get a tour of Noisebridge, the hackerspace hosting the event, as well as a brief history of the Make: SF group from Malcolm, one of their organizers. During our conversation, I nervously revealed to Malcolm that I was a total beginner, to which he excitedly replied that I had come to the right place."

=== May ===
* "[http://www.sfweekly.com/bestof/2011/award/best-hacker-hangout-2480806/ Best Hacker Hangout - 2011 - Noisebridge]" SF Weekly, Best of San Francisco 2011, May 19, 2011

=== April ===
* "[http://www.cnngo.com/shanghai/play/xinchejian-hackerspace-shanghai-795055 Xinchejian: Hackerspace Shanghai]" Archana Aithal, CNN International, 25 April, 2011

=== March ===
* "[http://revistatrip.uol.com.br/revista/197/salada/hackeie-antes-de-entrar.html Hackeie antes de entrar (Hack before getting in)]", Bruno Torturra, Revista Trip (Brazil), March 11, 2001 (in Portuguese)
* "[http://www.fecalface.com/SF/index.php/good-stuff/2990-missions-noisebridge Mission's Noisebridge]", Trippe, fecalface.com, March 26 2011

=== January ===
* "[http://science.kqed.org/quest/video/science-on-the-spot-open-source-creativity-hackerspaces/ Open Source Creativity: Hackerspaces]", Jenny Oh, KQED QUEST, January 26, 2011

== 2010 ==

=== September ===
* "[http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/09/11/BU991FBUK0.DTL Hackerspaces nurture creative spirits]", Alejandro Martínez-Cabrera, San Francisco Chronicle, September 11, 2010

=== August ===
* "[http://www.sfbg.com/pixel_vision/2010/08/30/performant-nerds-vs-geeks-and-other-four-letter-words Nerds vs. Geeks and other four-letter words]", Nicole Gluckstern, SF Bay Guardian, August 30, 2010
* "[http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-10993421 Hackspaces get closer to home]", Jamillah Knowles, BBC, August 19, 2010
* "[http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2010/08/gallery-gadgets-in-space Amateurs Fling Their Gadgets to Edge of Space]", Priya Ganapati, Wired.com, August 12, 2010

=== July ===
* "[http://www.sfbg.com/specials/best-bay-2010-editors-picks-city-living Best Open Source Playpen]", SFBG Best of the Bay 2010, July 27, 2010

=== May ===

* "[http://missionlocal.org/2010/05/electronic-alchemy-at-noisebridge-hacker-space/ Electronic Alchemy at Noisebridge Hacker Space]", Garrett McAuliffe, Mission Local, May 12, 2010

=== February ===
* "[http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2010/02/spacebridge-diy-balloon/all/1 DIY Group Sends $25 Balloon to 70,000 Feet]", Priya Ganapati, Wired.com, February 12, 2010

=== January ===
* "[http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/jan/13/hackers-26c3-technology Hackers of the world unite]", Mark Fonseca Rendeiro, guardian.co.uk, January 13, 2010

== 2009 ==

=== December ===

* "[http://news.cnet.com/2702-1023_3-438.html The tech year in photos]", James Martin, CNET news, December ??, 2009

=== November ===
* "[http://news.cnet.com/8301-27080_3-10405255-245.html Building circuits, code, community at Noisebridge hacker space]", Elinor Mills, CNET news, November 30, 2009.
* "[http://news.cnet.com/2300-10797_3-10001933.html Noisebridge hacker collective (photos)]", James Martin, CNET news, November 30, 2009

=== October ===
* "[http://www.ilsoftware.it/articoli.asp?ID=5563 Un certificato "fasullo" ed il sito web diventa legittimo]", di Michele Nasi, ilsoftware.it, October 1, 2009.
* "[http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/10/01/microsoft_crypto_ssl_bug/ SSL spoof bug still haunts IE, Safari, Chrome]", Dan Goodin, The Register, October 1, 2009. (Links to noisebridge.net pipermail archives, but doesn't mention Noisebridge by name.)
* "[http://www.scmagazineus.com/PayPal-suspends-hackers-account-after-bogus-SSL-post/article/151743/ PayPal suspends hacker's account after bogus SSL post]", Chuck Miller, SC Magazine, October 07, 2009.
* "[http://laughingsquid.com/noisebridge-a-hackerspace-in-san-francisco/ Noisebridge, A Hackerspace in San Francisco]", Scott Beale, Laughing Squid, October 13, 2009.

=== September ===
* "[http://www.ecnmag.com/blog-north-finding-sense-091709.aspx Device Creates North-Finding Artificial Sense]", Quinn Norton, Ecnmag.com, September 17, 2009.
* "[http://www.lemonde.fr/le-monde-2/article/2009/09/04/biohackers-les-bricoleurs-d-adn_1235563_1004868.html Biohackers: les bricoleurs d'ADN]" ("Biohackers: DIYers of DNA"), Yves Eudes, Le Monde, September 4, 2009.
* "[http://www.sdtimes.com/SHORT_TAKES_SEPTEMBER_15_2009/By_SD_TIMES_EDITORIAL_BOARD/About_SHORTTAKES/33762 Performance matters in a broadband era]", SDTimes, September 15, 2009.
* "[http://www.examiner.com/x-1363-SF-Movie-Examiner~y2009m9d23-Arse-Elektronika-2009--Of-Intercourse-and-Intracourse Arse Elektronika 2009 - Of Intercourse and Intracourse]", Christopher Smith, examiner.com, September 23, 2009.
* "[http://io9.com/5369565/everything-you-wanted-to-know-about-the-future-of-sex Everything You Wanted to Know About the Future of Sex]", Annalee Newitz, September 28, 2009.
* "[http://derstandard.at/fs/1254310266967/SSL-Zertifikat-fuer-Browser-Betrug-im-Internet-aufgetaucht SSL-Zertifikat für Browser-Betrug im Internet aufgetaucht ]" derstandard.at, September 30, 2009.
* "[http://threatpost.com/blogs/researcher-publishes-valid-wildcard-ssl-certificate-130 Researcher Publishes Valid Wildcard SSL Certificate]", Dennis Fisher, Threat Post, September 30, 2009.
* "[http://www.h-online.com/security/SSL-trick-certificate-published--/news/114361 SSL trick certificate published]", h-online, September 30, 2009.
* "[http://www.heise.de/ct/meldung/Trickzertifikat-fuer-SSL-veroeffentlicht-798273.html Trickzertifikat für SSL veröffentlicht]", c't, September 30, 2009.
* "[http://www.heise.de/newsticker/meldung/Trickzertifikat-fuer-SSL-veroeffentlicht-798273.html Trickzertifikat für SSL veröffentlicht]", Heise, September 30, 2009.

=== August ===
* "[http://futurezone.orf.at/stories/1622586/ Reality-Game: Flucht vor dem Computer (Reality Game: escape from the computer)]", ORF.at (Austrian Broadcasting's website), August 5, 2009.

=== July ===
* "[http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/finance/2009/0731/1224251750974.html Homemade products for the internet generation]", Quinn Norton, Irish Times, July 31, 2009. ([http://www.brepettis.com/blog/2009/7/31/makerbot-in-the-irish-times.html blog mirror of article], [http://www.webcitation.org/5vUzrDPix archive])

=== June ===

* "[http://www.welt.de/wams_print/article3876488/Hightech-der-Marke-Eigenbau.html Hightech der Marke Eigenbau]", Christian Ströh, Die Welt Online, June 7, 2009.

=== May ===
* "[http://www.billingsmiddleschool.org/beta/2009/05/28/digital-arts-maker-faire-trip-day-1/ Billings Middle School visits Noisebridge]", Billings Middle School, May 28, 2009.

=== March ===
* "[http://blog.wired.com/gadgets/2009/03/tv-b-gone-creat.html TV-B-Gone Creator Going Strong With Open-Source Hardware]", Wired blog, March 10, 2009.
* "[http://blog.wired.com/gadgets/2009/03/hackerspaces.html DIY Freaks Flock to 'Hacker Spaces' Worldwide]", Wired blog, March 29, 2009.

=== January ===
* "[http://www.origo.hu/techbazis/hightech/20090109-muhelyek-hackereknek-csinald-magad-eszkozok-es-viselheto-szamitogepek-a-25c3.html Lézert bütykölnek a modern hackerek]", Szedlák Ádám
* "[http://www.zeit.de/online/2009/03/digital-hackerspaces Heime für Hacker]", Meike Richter, Zeit Online, January 7, 2009.
* "[http://www.programmazione.it/index.php?entity=eitem&idItem=40992 Creare una Certificate Authority fasulla]", Paolo Raviola, Programmazione.it, January 8, 2009.

== 2008 ==

=== December ===
* "[http://www.linux-magazin.de/NEWS/25c3-Hackerspaces-Treffpunkte-fuer-Hacker-als-neue-Bewegung Hackerspaces - Treffpunkte für Hacker als neue Bewegung]", linux-magazin.de, December 29, 2008
* "[http://searchsecurity.techtarget.com/news/article/0,289142,sid14_gci1343790,00.html Rogue digital certificates strike blow to Internet security]", Dennis Fisher, SearchSecurity, December 30, 2008.

=== October ===
* "[http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/finance/2008/1024/1224715113204.html Hackers need space to innovate]", Danny O'Brien, Irish Times, October 24, 2008.
* "[http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2008/10/noisebridge_new_sf_hacker.html NoiseBridge: new SF hacker space]", Make Blog, October 3, 2008.
* "[http://temple-news.com/2008/10/07/hacktory-offers-geek-friendly-classes/ Hacktory offers geek-friendly classes]", Garrett Smith, The Temple News Online, October 7, 2008.

=== September ===
* "[http://laughingsquid.com/noisebridge-an-open-project-space-for-hackers-in-san-francisco/ NoiseBridge, An Open Project Space for Hackers In San Francisco]", Laughing Squid, September 29, 2008.

Chris, listening intently outside the door, cupped his hands as best he could around the hot eighteen inches of his massive girth. He pumped his tree-trunk of a cock with long, firm strokes, squeezing from the base of his thirty inch long monster to the fat, broad head of his dick. Unh! Tasha and Kimber are gonna get sooo big! He licked his lips hungrily at the thought. They’re gonna get so big that Jen will just have to use some of the cream. She won’t be able to stand being the smallest. Chris’s powerful strokes pushed his heavy, hot prick into the air on each downstroke, and pulled the colossal shaft close to his face with each upstroke. He licked his lips again, salivating at the thought. Then Jen will be gigantic. Her boobs are gonna be so big! Chris leaned forward just a bit and lightly licked his own cockhead, sending a tingle down his huge shaft all the way to his weighty balls. Won’t that be great? My girlfriend with giant breasts? Maybe Tasha and Kimber will be jealous…He began to lick at his cockhead more intently, stroking himself more vigorously. Tasha had finally finished rubbing in the cream to Kimber’s satisfaction, and Kimber had donned another pair of gloves and was holding a generous dollop of cream in her palm. “Tasha, are you sure about this? I mean, it’s not like you can decide to go back to being smaller. Maybe we should wait and see how it works.” She winced. “Works other than making my boobs hurt, I mean.” “Kimber!”, said Tasha in a firm, commanding voice. “Growth cream on the boobs, now.” She flicked her thumb at her pert breasts. “There’s no way two doses is gonna be too much. Have you seen how big some porn stars’s breasts are?” “Ewww,” Kimber grimaced, making a face. “You want to have nasty things like that?” She hesitated. Tasha grabbed Kimber’s wrists and pulled them towards her breasts. “Of course not. But that’s what’s awesome about the cream. No scars, no stretch marks, no weird shapes.” Kimber nodded and began applying the cream carefully. Tasha smiled. “If I’d wanted to have big, weird looking boobs, I could have gotten a crappy boob job already. This way, they get to be big, but perfect.” She supervised Kimber’s application approvingly. “If guys will pay to see some nasty looking chick with swollen chesticles, they will definitely pay to see me with a big rack.” She smiled. “Or you.” “Tasha!” Kimber looked up at her roommate accusingly. “What makes you think I would do that? You’re the one who can’t resist filming yourself, not me.” She continued to massage Tasha’s breasts carefully. “Stop distracting me when I’m doing this or you’ll make me screw up.” “I’m just sayin’, now that you’ve used the cream, you’re gonna be packing some big breasts, Kimber. You aren’t gonna be able to hide them, so you might as well show them off.” “Whatever.” Kimber rolled her eyes, and carefully peeled off her gloves. “Are you getting really hungry?” “I’m starving. It always takes Jen forever to get home with the pizza after work—“ Tasha smacked herself on the forehead. “Food! We gotta eat food!” She pulled her shirt back down over her newly oiled breasts. “Our boobs gotta have the food to grow! How could we forget that with Chris over here hoovering up all the food in the place?” Jen struggled to unlock the door to the apartment. Both her hands were full with the mammoth stack of extra-large, extra-toppings pizzas she was carrying. She was leaning forward, bracing the stack of boxes between her chest and the door, while she fumbled with her keys. The boxes of pizzas were piled up to her chin, forcing her to look upwards, rather than down at the door. I know I should have made two trips, she thought. Normally, she brought a pizza or two home for her roomies, both to enjoy that night, and to have as leftovers the next morning, but with Chris around, too much food was suddenly turning into ‘not enough’. I hope he doesn’t gulp all of this down tonight. I’m exhausted. I’d like to sleep in, rather than running out in the morning to grab more food for my boyfriend’s bottomless nutsack. Jen got a little excited just thinking about Chris’s titanic endowments. The key turned in the lock, and Jen wriggled the door open. Chris was luxuriating in the sensations of his massive wang. He had laid down full length on the floor, content to imagine rather than listen to Tasha and Kimber any further. He was steadily pumping his thick snake, bucking his hips with every stroke. Though his hands couldn’t even wrap entirely around the fat girth of his cock, Chris was giving his dick his full attention. Unh! Feels so good! He pulled his broad cockhead down to his face and slurped at it with his tongue. I’ve been needing this for hours! Well, at least an hour, I think. Chris licked his huge cock slit hungrily. I just need to suck myself off a few times before Jen gets home and I’ll be fine. He wrangled his dick back into a vertical position and admired it while he continued to jerk off. Look at that cock! Who wouldn’t be proud of that? Chris smiled broadly as he pumped his dick more. “What the hell is going on?” Jen stumbled into her apartment, almost dropping her tottering stack of pizzas. Chris was laying spread-eagled naked in the hallway, stroking his gargantuan cock, as his bloated balls spread out between his legs. “Uhhhh?” was all Chris ventured, and even that was uttered while he continued to jerk off his thirty inch long dick. Jen sidestepped into the living room and slammed the pizzas down on the coffee table, temper flaring. She was having trouble verbalizing her issues while looking at the massive slab of meat on display. “Jen’s home!” Tasha hooked her fingers into her shirt, and pulled it down over her glistening breasts. “Time for pizza!” She jinked around Kimber and flung open her door. “Hey!” cried Kimber, petulantly. She pulled her shirt down too, and whirled around to follow her roomate. “I —“ was all Jen said before a towering Tasha burst out of the door next to Chris and hooked her elbow around his wang, using it to to redirect her forward motion and slingshot her down the hallway. “Food now; fun later!” Tasha, clad only in T-shirt and panties, bounded, arms outstretched, towards the surprised Jen and lightly swept her to the left as she swung right into the living room. Following close behind Tasha was Kimber. She clasped Chris’s throbbing erection with one hand and demurely leaned it out of her way. “Excuse me!” Kimber fairly bounced down the hallway, stopping abruptly in front of Jen and helping her regain her balance. “Hi, Jen!” She then bolted to the right. “Chris is right back there. We’ll take care of the pizza.” Also clad only in t-shirt and panties, Kimber grabbed a pizza box and threw it open. “Don’t hog it all, Tasha!” She seized a slice and stuffed it into her mouth. “Sooo hungry,” she moaned around a mouthful of pizza. Though he seemed able to divert enough attention to watch two panty-clad bottoms bounce by him, Chris seemed to be still mostly focused on his own masturbation. He continued to stroke his massive anaconda, though he did lean it slightly to the left, so that it no longer blocked his view of Jen. Without breaking his rhythm, he pushed his enormous shaft towards her, as an offering. “Jen?”, he said, looking at her suggestively. “Get up!” Jen crossed the distance between her and the massively over-endowed young man in a few angry steps. She clutched his thick, hot shaft firmly between her hands and pulled. He’s sooooo big!!, Jen thought, surpressing the urge to squeal with delight. She dug her heels into the carpet and pulled harder. “Get up!” With effort, she succeeding in pulling Chris erect, using his erection. His massive nuts swung heavily between his legs. “Whaaaaa?” Chris said, dazedly. His hands, momentarily diverted from their task to help him get up, crept back to his throbbing, needy dick. They resumed their urgent stroking. Chris leaned back to keep his balance and began to pump his hips, causing his fat, swollen balls to sway more energetically between his legs. “Chris!” Jen lifted his huge log and stepped around it, like passing through a turnstile. As it neared his face, Chris eagerly opened his mouth and extended his tongue expectantly. “No!” Jen tugged his dick back down, and a disappointed look passed over his face. “Get into my room!” Chris had already returned to his steady pumping, and it took another two-handed tug on his swollen member to get him to move forward a few steps. After that, however, he leaned back and resumed his hip-swaying masturbation. “Chris! Argh!” Jen had to tug her boyfriend into the room by the meaty pole between his legs, timing her tugs with his own uninterrupted stroking. “Can’t you stop that for a minute?” “Not right now, no.” Once in the room, Chris seemed to notice where he was, at least. “I’ve been waiting soooo long.” He stepped toward Jen, aiming his elephantine dick at her face while he continued to stroke. He licked his lips. “You’ve been waiting sooo long too, Jen. Aren’t you hungry?” “Chris!” Jen grabbed his fat, throbbing meat and used it, two-handed, like a pole to push Chris back and down onto the bed. “Can’t you just wait!?!” She sighed and stepped past him to the doorway. “I have to speak to Kimber and Tasha. Just occupy yourself a minute until I get back.” She turned and closed the door behind her. As she did so, Chris leaned back on the bed and eagerly brought his massive cockhead up to his face. “Sure thing, Jen.”

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Chris, listening intently outside the door, cupped his hands as best he could around the hot eighteen inches of his massive girth. He pumped his tree-trunk of a cock with long, firm strokes, squeezing from the base of his thirty inch long monster to the fat, broad head of his dick. Unh! Tasha and Kimber are gonna get sooo big! He licked his lips hungrily at the thought. They’re gonna get so big that Jen will just have to use some of the cream. She won’t be able to stand being the smallest. Chris’s powerful strokes pushed his heavy, hot prick into the air on each downstroke, and pulled the colossal shaft close to his face with each upstroke. He licked his lips again, salivating at the thought. Then Jen will be gigantic. Her boobs are gonna be so big! Chris leaned forward just a bit and lightly licked his own cockhead, sending a tingle down his huge shaft all the way to his weighty balls. Won’t that be great? My girlfriend with giant breasts? Maybe Tasha and Kimber will be jealous…He began to lick at his cockhead more intently, stroking himself more vigorously.
Tasha had finally finished rubbing in the cream to Kimber’s satisfaction, and Kimber had donned another pair of gloves and was holding a generous dollop of cream in her palm. “Tasha, are you sure about this? I mean, it’s not like you can decide to go back to being smaller. Maybe we should wait and see how it works.” She winced. “Works other than making my boobs hurt, I mean.”
“Kimber!”, said Tasha in a firm, commanding voice. “Growth cream on the boobs, now.” She flicked her thumb at her pert breasts. “There’s no way two doses is gonna be too much. Have you seen how big some porn stars’s breasts are?”
“Ewww,” Kimber grimaced, making a face. “You want to have nasty things like that?” She hesitated.
Tasha grabbed Kimber’s wrists and pulled them towards her breasts. “Of course not. But that’s what’s awesome about the cream. No scars, no stretch marks, no weird shapes.” Kimber nodded and began applying the cream carefully. Tasha smiled. “If I’d wanted to have big, weird looking boobs, I could have gotten a crappy boob job already. This way, they get to be big, but perfect.” She supervised Kimber’s application approvingly. “If guys will pay to see some nasty looking chick with swollen chesticles, they will definitely pay to see me with a big rack.” She smiled. “Or you.”
“Tasha!” Kimber looked up at her roommate accusingly. “What makes you think I would do that? You’re the one who can’t resist filming yourself, not me.” She continued to massage Tasha’s breasts carefully. “Stop distracting me when I’m doing this or you’ll make me screw up.”
“I’m just sayin’, now that you’ve used the cream, you’re gonna be packing some big breasts, Kimber. You aren’t gonna be able to hide them, so you might as well show them off.”
“Whatever.” Kimber rolled her eyes, and carefully peeled off her gloves. “Are you getting really hungry?”
“I’m starving. It always takes Jen forever to get home with the pizza after work—“ Tasha smacked herself on the forehead. “Food! We gotta eat food!” She pulled her shirt back down over her newly oiled breasts. “Our boobs gotta have the food to grow! How could we forget that with Chris over here hoovering up all the food in the place?”
Jen struggled to unlock the door to the apartment. Both her hands were full with the mammoth stack of extra-large, extra-toppings pizzas she was carrying. She was leaning forward, bracing the stack of boxes between her chest and the door, while she fumbled with her keys. The boxes of pizzas were piled up to her chin, forcing her to look upwards, rather than down at the door. I know I should have made two trips, she thought. Normally, she brought a pizza or two home for her roomies, both to enjoy that night, and to have as leftovers the next morning, but with Chris around, too much food was suddenly turning into ‘not enough’. I hope he doesn’t gulp all of this down tonight. I’m exhausted. I’d like to sleep in, rather than running out in the morning to grab more food for my boyfriend’s bottomless nutsack. Jen got a little excited just thinking about Chris’s titanic endowments. The key turned in the lock, and Jen wriggled the door open.
Chris was luxuriating in the sensations of his massive wang. He had laid down full length on the floor, content to imagine rather than listen to Tasha and Kimber any further. He was steadily pumping his thick snake, bucking his hips with every stroke. Though his hands couldn’t even wrap entirely around the fat girth of his cock, Chris was giving his dick his full attention. Unh! Feels so good! He pulled his broad cockhead down to his face and slurped at it with his tongue. I’ve been needing this for hours! Well, at least an hour, I think. Chris licked his huge cock slit hungrily. I just need to suck myself off a few times before Jen gets home and I’ll be fine. He wrangled his dick back into a vertical position and admired it while he continued to jerk off. Look at that cock! Who wouldn’t be proud of that? Chris smiled broadly as he pumped his dick more.
“What the hell is going on?”
Jen stumbled into her apartment, almost dropping her tottering stack of pizzas. Chris was laying spread-eagled naked in the hallway, stroking his gargantuan cock, as his bloated balls spread out between his legs.
“Uhhhh?” was all Chris ventured, and even that was uttered while he continued to jerk off his thirty inch long dick.
Jen sidestepped into the living room and slammed the pizzas down on the coffee table, temper flaring. She was having trouble verbalizing her issues while looking at the massive slab of meat on display.
“Jen’s home!” Tasha hooked her fingers into her shirt, and pulled it down over her glistening breasts. “Time for pizza!” She jinked around Kimber and flung open her door.
“Hey!” cried Kimber, petulantly. She pulled her shirt down too, and whirled around to follow her roomate.
“I —“ was all Jen said before a towering Tasha burst out of the door next to Chris and hooked her elbow around his wang, using it to to redirect her forward motion and slingshot her down the hallway.
“Food now; fun later!” Tasha, clad only in T-shirt and panties, bounded, arms outstretched, towards the surprised Jen and lightly swept her to the left as she swung right into the living room. Following close behind Tasha was Kimber. She clasped Chris’s throbbing erection with one hand and demurely leaned it out of her way.
“Excuse me!” Kimber fairly bounced down the hallway, stopping abruptly in front of Jen and helping her regain her balance. “Hi, Jen!” She then bolted to the right. “Chris is right back there. We’ll take care of the pizza.” Also clad only in t-shirt and panties, Kimber grabbed a pizza box and threw it open. “Don’t hog it all, Tasha!” She seized a slice and stuffed it into her mouth. “Sooo hungry,” she moaned around a mouthful of pizza.
Though he seemed able to divert enough attention to watch two panty-clad bottoms bounce by him, Chris seemed to be still mostly focused on his own masturbation. He continued to stroke his massive anaconda, though he did lean it slightly to the left, so that it no longer blocked his view of Jen. Without breaking his rhythm, he pushed his enormous shaft towards her, as an offering. “Jen?”, he said, looking at her suggestively.
“Get up!” Jen crossed the distance between her and the massively over-endowed young man in a few angry steps. She clutched his thick, hot shaft firmly between her hands and pulled. He’s sooooo big!!, Jen thought, surpressing the urge to squeal with delight. She dug her heels into the carpet and pulled harder. “Get up!” With effort, she succeeding in pulling Chris erect, using his erection. His massive nuts swung heavily between his legs.
“Whaaaaa?” Chris said, dazedly. His hands, momentarily diverted from their task to help him get up, crept back to his throbbing, needy dick. They resumed their urgent stroking. Chris leaned back to keep his balance and began to pump his hips, causing his fat, swollen balls to sway more energetically between his legs.
“Chris!” Jen lifted his huge log and stepped around it, like passing through a turnstile. As it neared his face, Chris eagerly opened his mouth and extended his tongue expectantly. “No!” Jen tugged his dick back down, and a disappointed look passed over his face. “Get into my room!” Chris had already returned to his steady pumping, and it took another two-handed tug on his swollen member to get him to move forward a few steps. After that, however, he leaned back and resumed his hip-swaying masturbation. “Chris! Argh!” Jen had to tug her boyfriend into the room by the meaty pole between his legs, timing her tugs with his own uninterrupted stroking. “Can’t you stop that for a minute?”
“Not right now, no.” Once in the room, Chris seemed to notice where he was, at least. “I’ve been waiting soooo long.” He stepped toward Jen, aiming his elephantine dick at her face while he continued to stroke. He licked his lips. “You’ve been waiting sooo long too, Jen. Aren’t you hungry?”
“Chris!” Jen grabbed his fat, throbbing meat and used it, two-handed, like a pole to push Chris back and down onto the bed. “Can’t you just wait!?!” She sighed and stepped past him to the doorway. “I have to speak to Kimber and Tasha. Just occupy yourself a minute until I get back.” She turned and closed the door behind her.
As she did so, Chris leaned back on the bed and eagerly brought his massive cockhead up to his face. “Sure thing, Jen.”

Chris, listening intently outside the door, cupped his hands as best he could around the hot eighteen inches of his massive girth. He pumped his tree-trunk of a cock with long, firm strokes, squeezing from the base of his thirty inch long monster to the fat, broad head of his dick. Unh! Tasha and Kimber are gonna get sooo big! He licked his lips hungrily at the thought. They’re gonna get so big that Jen will just have to use some of the cream. She won’t be able to stand being the smallest. Chris’s powerful strokes pushed his heavy, hot prick into the air on each downstroke, and pulled the colossal shaft close to his face with each upstroke. He licked his lips again, salivating at the thought. Then Jen will be gigantic. Her boobs are gonna be so big! Chris leaned forward just a bit and lightly licked his own cockhead, sending a tingle down his huge shaft all the way to his weighty balls. Won’t that be great? My girlfriend with giant breasts? Maybe Tasha and Kimber will be jealous…He began to lick at his cockhead more intently, stroking himself more vigorously.
Tasha had finally finished rubbing in the cream to Kimber’s satisfaction, and Kimber had donned another pair of gloves and was holding a generous dollop of cream in her palm. “Tasha, are you sure about this? I mean, it’s not like you can decide to go back to being smaller. Maybe we should wait and see how it works.” She winced. “Works other than making my boobs hurt, I mean.”
“Kimber!”, said Tasha in a firm, commanding voice. “Growth cream on the boobs, now.” She flicked her thumb at her pert breasts. “There’s no way two doses is gonna be too much. Have you seen how big some porn stars’s breasts are?”
“Ewww,” Kimber grimaced, making a face. “You want to have nasty things like that?” She hesitated.
Tasha grabbed Kimber’s wrists and pulled them towards her breasts. “Of course not. But that’s what’s awesome about the cream. No scars, no stretch marks, no weird shapes.” Kimber nodded and began applying the cream carefully. Tasha smiled. “If I’d wanted to have big, weird looking boobs, I could have gotten a crappy boob job already. This way, they get to be big, but perfect.” She supervised Kimber’s application approvingly. “If guys will pay to see some nasty looking chick with swollen chesticles, they will definitely pay to see me with a big rack.” She smiled. “Or you.”
“Tasha!” Kimber looked up at her roommate accusingly. “What makes you think I would do that? You’re the one who can’t resist filming yourself, not me.” She continued to massage Tasha’s breasts carefully. “Stop distracting me when I’m doing this or you’ll make me screw up.”
“I’m just sayin’, now that you’ve used the cream, you’re gonna be packing some big breasts, Kimber. You aren’t gonna be able to hide them, so you might as well show them off.”
“Whatever.” Kimber rolled her eyes, and carefully peeled off her gloves. “Are you getting really hungry?”
“I’m starving. It always takes Jen forever to get home with the pizza after work—“ Tasha smacked herself on the forehead. “Food! We gotta eat food!” She pulled her shirt back down over her newly oiled breasts. “Our boobs gotta have the food to grow! How could we forget that with Chris over here hoovering up all the food in the place?”
Jen struggled to unlock the door to the apartment. Both her hands were full with the mammoth stack of extra-large, extra-toppings pizzas she was carrying. She was leaning forward, bracing the stack of boxes between her chest and the door, while she fumbled with her keys. The boxes of pizzas were piled up to her chin, forcing her to look upwards, rather than down at the door. I know I should have made two trips, she thought. Normally, she brought a pizza or two home for her roomies, both to enjoy that night, and to have as leftovers the next morning, but with Chris around, too much food was suddenly turning into ‘not enough’. I hope he doesn’t gulp all of this down tonight. I’m exhausted. I’d like to sleep in, rather than running out in the morning to grab more food for my boyfriend’s bottomless nutsack. Jen got a little excited just thinking about Chris’s titanic endowments. The key turned in the lock, and Jen wriggled the door open.
Chris was luxuriating in the sensations of his massive wang. He had laid down full length on the floor, content to imagine rather than listen to Tasha and Kimber any further. He was steadily pumping his thick snake, bucking his hips with every stroke. Though his hands couldn’t even wrap entirely around the fat girth of his cock, Chris was giving his dick his full attention. Unh! Feels so good! He pulled his broad cockhead down to his face and slurped at it with his tongue. I’ve been needing this for hours! Well, at least an hour, I think. Chris licked his huge cock slit hungrily. I just need to suck myself off a few times before Jen gets home and I’ll be fine. He wrangled his dick back into a vertical position and admired it while he continued to jerk off. Look at that cock! Who wouldn’t be proud of that? Chris smiled broadly as he pumped his dick more.
“What the hell is going on?”
Jen stumbled into her apartment, almost dropping her tottering stack of pizzas. Chris was laying spread-eagled naked in the hallway, stroking his gargantuan cock, as his bloated balls spread out between his legs.
“Uhhhh?” was all Chris ventured, and even that was uttered while he continued to jerk off his thirty inch long dick.
Jen sidestepped into the living room and slammed the pizzas down on the coffee table, temper flaring. She was having trouble verbalizing her issues while looking at the massive slab of meat on display.
“Jen’s home!” Tasha hooked her fingers into her shirt, and pulled it down over her glistening breasts. “Time for pizza!” She jinked around Kimber and flung open her door.
“Hey!” cried Kimber, petulantly. She pulled her shirt down too, and whirled around to follow her roomate.
“I —“ was all Jen said before a towering Tasha burst out of the door next to Chris and hooked her elbow around his wang, using it to to redirect her forward motion and slingshot her down the hallway.
“Food now; fun later!” Tasha, clad only in T-shirt and panties, bounded, arms outstretched, towards the surprised Jen and lightly swept her to the left as she swung right into the living room. Following close behind Tasha was Kimber. She clasped Chris’s throbbing erection with one hand and demurely leaned it out of her way.
“Excuse me!” Kimber fairly bounced down the hallway, stopping abruptly in front of Jen and helping her regain her balance. “Hi, Jen!” She then bolted to the right. “Chris is right back there. We’ll take care of the pizza.” Also clad only in t-shirt and panties, Kimber grabbed a pizza box and threw it open. “Don’t hog it all, Tasha!” She seized a slice and stuffed it into her mouth. “Sooo hungry,” she moaned around a mouthful of pizza.
Though he seemed able to divert enough attention to watch two panty-clad bottoms bounce by him, Chris seemed to be still mostly focused on his own masturbation. He continued to stroke his massive anaconda, though he did lean it slightly to the left, so that it no longer blocked his view of Jen. Without breaking his rhythm, he pushed his enormous shaft towards her, as an offering. “Jen?”, he said, looking at her suggestively.
“Get up!” Jen crossed the distance between her and the massively over-endowed young man in a few angry steps. She clutched his thick, hot shaft firmly between her hands and pulled. He’s sooooo big!!, Jen thought, surpressing the urge to squeal with delight. She dug her heels into the carpet and pulled harder. “Get up!” With effort, she succeeding in pulling Chris erect, using his erection. His massive nuts swung heavily between his legs.
“Whaaaaa?” Chris said, dazedly. His hands, momentarily diverted from their task to help him get up, crept back to his throbbing, needy dick. They resumed their urgent stroking. Chris leaned back to keep his balance and began to pump his hips, causing his fat, swollen balls to sway more energetically between his legs.
“Chris!” Jen lifted his huge log and stepped around it, like passing through a turnstile. As it neared his face, Chris eagerly opened his mouth and extended his tongue expectantly. “No!” Jen tugged his dick back down, and a disappointed look passed over his face. “Get into my room!” Chris had already returned to his steady pumping, and it took another two-handed tug on his swollen member to get him to move forward a few steps. After that, however, he leaned back and resumed his hip-swaying masturbation. “Chris! Argh!” Jen had to tug her boyfriend into the room by the meaty pole between his legs, timing her tugs with his own uninterrupted stroking. “Can’t you stop that for a minute?”
“Not right now, no.” Once in the room, Chris seemed to notice where he was, at least. “I’ve been waiting soooo long.” He stepped toward Jen, aiming his elephantine dick at her face while he continued to stroke. He licked his lips. “You’ve been waiting sooo long too, Jen. Aren’t you hungry?”
“Chris!” Jen grabbed his fat, throbbing meat and used it, two-handed, like a pole to push Chris back and down onto the bed. “Can’t you just wait!?!” She sighed and stepped past him to the doorway. “I have to speak to Kimber and Tasha. Just occupy yourself a minute until I get back.” She turned and closed the door behind her.
As she did so, Chris leaned back on the bed and eagerly brought his massive cockhead up to his face. “Sure thing, Jen.”
NBC Bay Area recently recorded, edited and air'd a piece about nb, here's some behind scenes...

...BREAKING NEWS!!! BREAKING NEWS!!! we interrupt your normally scheduled programming for a story coming to us from teh east bay, aparently a house has spontanously caught fire; Ⅹ what can you tell us click here --> [[SPIKE BLOK+]] (This had absolutely nothing to do with noisebridge or filming, it just happened to happen right now while writing this)

We now return to are already scheduled program in progress...

The finished story and video are available here (and already on the wayback machine too) https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/Noisebridge-Hackerspace-in-San-Francisco-Battle-Rising-Rent-Face-Threat-of-Lease-Expiring-466883363.html

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Sam about to go LIVE to the studio in Hackitorium

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The interviews were actually shot with a hand held DSLR camera, this beast was used to upload footage and do the LIVE segment.

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Sam furiously writing up the story in time to get on 6 o'Clock news.

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Chris (face obscured for teh lulz) sniffed out the story and brought it to noisebridge, along with wrangling cameras and knocking together a final edit, without any black frames even!

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Chris, listening intently outside the door, cupped his hands as best he could around the hot eighteen inches of his massive girth. He pumped his tree-trunk of a cock with long, firm strokes, squeezing from the base of his thirty inch long monster to the fat, broad head of his dick. Unh! Tasha and Kimber are gonna get sooo big! He licked his lips hungrily at the thought. They’re gonna get so big that Jen will just have to use some of the cream. She won’t be able to stand being the smallest. Chris’s powerful strokes pushed his heavy, hot prick into the air on each downstroke, and pulled the colossal shaft close to his face with each upstroke. He licked his lips again, salivating at the thought. Then Jen will be gigantic. Her boobs are gonna be so big! Chris leaned forward just a bit and lightly licked his own cockhead, sending a tingle down his huge shaft all the way to his weighty balls. Won’t that be great? My girlfriend with giant breasts? Maybe Tasha and Kimber will be jealous…He began to lick at his cockhead more intently, stroking himself more vigorously.
Tasha had finally finished rubbing in the cream to Kimber’s satisfaction, and Kimber had donned another pair of gloves and was holding a generous dollop of cream in her palm. “Tasha, are you sure about this? I mean, it’s not like you can decide to go back to being smaller. Maybe we should wait and see how it works.” She winced. “Works other than making my boobs hurt, I mean.”
“Kimber!”, said Tasha in a firm, commanding voice. “Growth cream on the boobs, now.” She flicked her thumb at her pert breasts. “There’s no way two doses is gonna be too much. Have you seen how big some porn stars’s breasts are?”
“Ewww,” Kimber grimaced, making a face. “You want to have nasty things like that?” She hesitated.
Tasha grabbed Kimber’s wrists and pulled them towards her breasts. “Of course not. But that’s what’s awesome about the cream. No scars, no stretch marks, no weird shapes.” Kimber nodded and began applying the cream carefully. Tasha smiled. “If I’d wanted to have big, weird looking boobs, I could have gotten a crappy boob job already. This way, they get to be big, but perfect.” She supervised Kimber’s application approvingly. “If guys will pay to see some nasty looking chick with swollen chesticles, they will definitely pay to see me with a big rack.” She smiled. “Or you.”
“Tasha!” Kimber looked up at her roommate accusingly. “What makes you think I would do that? You’re the one who can’t resist filming yourself, not me.” She continued to massage Tasha’s breasts carefully. “Stop distracting me when I’m doing this or you’ll make me screw up.”
“I’m just sayin’, now that you’ve used the cream, you’re gonna be packing some big breasts, Kimber. You aren’t gonna be able to hide them, so you might as well show them off.”
“Whatever.” Kimber rolled her eyes, and carefully peeled off her gloves. “Are you getting really hungry?”
“I’m starving. It always takes Jen forever to get home with the pizza after work—“ Tasha smacked herself on the forehead. “Food! We gotta eat food!” She pulled her shirt back down over her newly oiled breasts. “Our boobs gotta have the food to grow! How could we forget that with Chris over here hoovering up all the food in the place?”
Jen struggled to unlock the door to the apartment. Both her hands were full with the mammoth stack of extra-large, extra-toppings pizzas she was carrying. She was leaning forward, bracing the stack of boxes between her chest and the door, while she fumbled with her keys. The boxes of pizzas were piled up to her chin, forcing her to look upwards, rather than down at the door. I know I should have made two trips, she thought. Normally, she brought a pizza or two home for her roomies, both to enjoy that night, and to have as leftovers the next morning, but with Chris around, too much food was suddenly turning into ‘not enough’. I hope he doesn’t gulp all of this down tonight. I’m exhausted. I’d like to sleep in, rather than running out in the morning to grab more food for my boyfriend’s bottomless nutsack. Jen got a little excited just thinking about Chris’s titanic endowments. The key turned in the lock, and Jen wriggled the door open.
Chris was luxuriating in the sensations of his massive wang. He had laid down full length on the floor, content to imagine rather than listen to Tasha and Kimber any further. He was steadily pumping his thick snake, bucking his hips with every stroke. Though his hands couldn’t even wrap entirely around the fat girth of his cock, Chris was giving his dick his full attention. Unh! Feels so good! He pulled his broad cockhead down to his face and slurped at it with his tongue. I’ve been needing this for hours! Well, at least an hour, I think. Chris licked his huge cock slit hungrily. I just need to suck myself off a few times before Jen gets home and I’ll be fine. He wrangled his dick back into a vertical position and admired it while he continued to jerk off. Look at that cock! Who wouldn’t be proud of that? Chris smiled broadly as he pumped his dick more.
“What the hell is going on?”
Jen stumbled into her apartment, almost dropping her tottering stack of pizzas. Chris was laying spread-eagled naked in the hallway, stroking his gargantuan cock, as his bloated balls spread out between his legs.
“Uhhhh?” was all Chris ventured, and even that was uttered while he continued to jerk off his thirty inch long dick.
Jen sidestepped into the living room and slammed the pizzas down on the coffee table, temper flaring. She was having trouble verbalizing her issues while looking at the massive slab of meat on display.
“Jen’s home!” Tasha hooked her fingers into her shirt, and pulled it down over her glistening breasts. “Time for pizza!” She jinked around Kimber and flung open her door.
“Hey!” cried Kimber, petulantly. She pulled her shirt down too, and whirled around to follow her roomate.
“I —“ was all Jen said before a towering Tasha burst out of the door next to Chris and hooked her elbow around his wang, using it to to redirect her forward motion and slingshot her down the hallway.
“Food now; fun later!” Tasha, clad only in T-shirt and panties, bounded, arms outstretched, towards the surprised Jen and lightly swept her to the left as she swung right into the living room. Following close behind Tasha was Kimber. She clasped Chris’s throbbing erection with one hand and demurely leaned it out of her way.
“Excuse me!” Kimber fairly bounced down the hallway, stopping abruptly in front of Jen and helping her regain her balance. “Hi, Jen!” She then bolted to the right. “Chris is right back there. We’ll take care of the pizza.” Also clad only in t-shirt and panties, Kimber grabbed a pizza box and threw it open. “Don’t hog it all, Tasha!” She seized a slice and stuffed it into her mouth. “Sooo hungry,” she moaned around a mouthful of pizza.
Though he seemed able to divert enough attention to watch two panty-clad bottoms bounce by him, Chris seemed to be still mostly focused on his own masturbation. He continued to stroke his massive anaconda, though he did lean it slightly to the left, so that it no longer blocked his view of Jen. Without breaking his rhythm, he pushed his enormous shaft towards her, as an offering. “Jen?”, he said, looking at her suggestively.
“Get up!” Jen crossed the distance between her and the massively over-endowed young man in a few angry steps. She clutched his thick, hot shaft firmly between her hands and pulled. He’s sooooo big!!, Jen thought, surpressing the urge to squeal with delight. She dug her heels into the carpet and pulled harder. “Get up!” With effort, she succeeding in pulling Chris erect, using his erection. His massive nuts swung heavily between his legs.
“Whaaaaa?” Chris said, dazedly. His hands, momentarily diverted from their task to help him get up, crept back to his throbbing, needy dick. They resumed their urgent stroking. Chris leaned back to keep his balance and began to pump his hips, causing his fat, swollen balls to sway more energetically between his legs.
“Chris!” Jen lifted his huge log and stepped around it, like passing through a turnstile. As it neared his face, Chris eagerly opened his mouth and extended his tongue expectantly. “No!” Jen tugged his dick back down, and a disappointed look passed over his face. “Get into my room!” Chris had already returned to his steady pumping, and it took another two-handed tug on his swollen member to get him to move forward a few steps. After that, however, he leaned back and resumed his hip-swaying masturbation. “Chris! Argh!” Jen had to tug her boyfriend into the room by the meaty pole between his legs, timing her tugs with his own uninterrupted stroking. “Can’t you stop that for a minute?”
“Not right now, no.” Once in the room, Chris seemed to notice where he was, at least. “I’ve been waiting soooo long.” He stepped toward Jen, aiming his elephantine dick at her face while he continued to stroke. He licked his lips. “You’ve been waiting sooo long too, Jen. Aren’t you hungry?”
“Chris!” Jen grabbed his fat, throbbing meat and used it, two-handed, like a pole to push Chris back and down onto the bed. “Can’t you just wait!?!” She sighed and stepped past him to the doorway. “I have to speak to Kimber and Tasha. Just occupy yourself a minute until I get back.” She turned and closed the door behind her.
As she did so, Chris leaned back on the bed and eagerly brought his massive cockhead up to his face. “Sure thing, Jen.”

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Chris, listening intently outside the door, cupped his hands as best he could around the hot eighteen inches of his massive girth. He pumped his tree-trunk of a cock with long, firm strokes, squeezing from the base of his thirty inch long monster to the fat, broad head of his dick. Unh! Tasha and Kimber are gonna get sooo big! He licked his lips hungrily at the thought. They’re gonna get so big that Jen will just have to use some of the cream. She won’t be able to stand being the smallest. Chris’s powerful strokes pushed his heavy, hot prick into the air on each downstroke, and pulled the colossal shaft close to his face with each upstroke. He licked his lips again, salivating at the thought. Then Jen will be gigantic. Her boobs are gonna be so big! Chris leaned forward just a bit and lightly licked his own cockhead, sending a tingle down his huge shaft all the way to his weighty balls. Won’t that be great? My girlfriend with giant breasts? Maybe Tasha and Kimber will be jealous…He began to lick at his cockhead more intently, stroking himself more vigorously. Tasha had finally finished rubbing in the cream to Kimber’s satisfaction, and Kimber had donned another pair of gloves and was holding a generous dollop of cream in her palm. “Tasha, are you sure about this? I mean, it’s not like you can decide to go back to being smaller. Maybe we should wait and see how it works.” She winced. “Works other than making my boobs hurt, I mean.” “Kimber!”, said Tasha in a firm, commanding voice. “Growth cream on the boobs, now.” She flicked her thumb at her pert breasts. “There’s no way two doses is gonna be too much. Have you seen how big some porn stars’s breasts are?” “Ewww,” Kimber grimaced, making a face. “You want to have nasty things like that?” She hesitated. Tasha grabbed Kimber’s wrists and pulled them towards her breasts. “Of course not. But that’s what’s awesome about the cream. No scars, no stretch marks, no weird shapes.” Kimber nodded and began applying the cream carefully. Tasha smiled. “If I’d wanted to have big, weird looking boobs, I could have gotten a crappy boob job already. This way, they get to be big, but perfect.” She supervised Kimber’s application approvingly. “If guys will pay to see some nasty looking chick with swollen chesticles, they will definitely pay to see me with a big rack.” She smiled. “Or you.” “Tasha!” Kimber looked up at her roommate accusingly. “What makes you think I would do that? You’re the one who can’t resist filming yourself, not me.” She continued to massage Tasha’s breasts carefully. “Stop distracting me when I’m doing this or you’ll make me screw up.” “I’m just sayin’, now that you’ve used the cream, you’re gonna be packing some big breasts, Kimber. You aren’t gonna be able to hide them, so you might as well show them off.” “Whatever.” Kimber rolled her eyes, and carefully peeled off her gloves. “Are you getting really hungry?” “I’m starving. It always takes Jen forever to get home with the pizza after work—“ Tasha smacked herself on the forehead. “Food! We gotta eat food!” She pulled her shirt back down over her newly oiled breasts. “Our boobs gotta have the food to grow! How could we forget that with Chris over here hoovering up all the food in the place?” Jen struggled to unlock the door to the apartment. Both her hands were full with the mammoth stack of extra-large, extra-toppings pizzas she was carrying. She was leaning forward, bracing the stack of boxes between her chest and the door, while she fumbled with her keys. The boxes of pizzas were piled up to her chin, forcing her to look upwards, rather than down at the door. I know I should have made two trips, she thought. Normally, she brought a pizza or two home for her roomies, both to enjoy that night, and to have as leftovers the next morning, but with Chris around, too much food was suddenly turning into ‘not enough’. I hope he doesn’t gulp all of this down tonight. I’m exhausted. I’d like to sleep in, rather than running out in the morning to grab more food for my boyfriend’s bottomless nutsack. Jen got a little excited just thinking about Chris’s titanic endowments. The key turned in the lock, and Jen wriggled the door open. Chris was luxuriating in the sensations of his massive wang. He had laid down full length on the floor, content to imagine rather than listen to Tasha and Kimber any further. He was steadily pumping his thick snake, bucking his hips with every stroke. Though his hands couldn’t even wrap entirely around the fat girth of his cock, Chris was giving his dick his full attention. Unh! Feels so good! He pulled his broad cockhead down to his face and slurped at it with his tongue. I’ve been needing this for hours! Well, at least an hour, I think. Chris licked his huge cock slit hungrily. I just need to suck myself off a few times before Jen gets home and I’ll be fine. He wrangled his dick back into a vertical position and admired it while he continued to jerk off. Look at that cock! Who wouldn’t be proud of that? Chris smiled broadly as he pumped his dick more. “What the hell is going on?” Jen stumbled into her apartment, almost dropping her tottering stack of pizzas. Chris was laying spread-eagled naked in the hallway, stroking his gargantuan cock, as his bloated balls spread out between his legs. “Uhhhh?” was all Chris ventured, and even that was uttered while he continued to jerk off his thirty inch long dick. Jen sidestepped into the living room and slammed the pizzas down on the coffee table, temper flaring. She was having trouble verbalizing her issues while looking at the massive slab of meat on display. “Jen’s home!” Tasha hooked her fingers into her shirt, and pulled it down over her glistening breasts. “Time for pizza!” She jinked around Kimber and flung open her door. “Hey!” cried Kimber, petulantly. She pulled her shirt down too, and whirled around to follow her roomate. “I —“ was all Jen said before a towering Tasha burst out of the door next to Chris and hooked her elbow around his wang, using it to to redirect her forward motion and slingshot her down the hallway. “Food now; fun later!” Tasha, clad only in T-shirt and panties, bounded, arms outstretched, towards the surprised Jen and lightly swept her to the left as she swung right into the living room. Following close behind Tasha was Kimber. She clasped Chris’s throbbing erection with one hand and demurely leaned it out of her way. “Excuse me!” Kimber fairly bounced down the hallway, stopping abruptly in front of Jen and helping her regain her balance. “Hi, Jen!” She then bolted to the right. “Chris is right back there. We’ll take care of the pizza.” Also clad only in t-shirt and panties, Kimber grabbed a pizza box and threw it open. “Don’t hog it all, Tasha!” She seized a slice and stuffed it into her mouth. “Sooo hungry,” she moaned around a mouthful of pizza. Though he seemed able to divert enough attention to watch two panty-clad bottoms bounce by him, Chris seemed to be still mostly focused on his own masturbation. He continued to stroke his massive anaconda, though he did lean it slightly to the left, so that it no longer blocked his view of Jen. Without breaking his rhythm, he pushed his enormous shaft towards her, as an offering. “Jen?”, he said, looking at her suggestively. “Get up!” Jen crossed the distance between her and the massively over-endowed young man in a few angry steps. She clutched his thick, hot shaft firmly between her hands and pulled. He’s sooooo big!!, Jen thought, surpressing the urge to squeal with delight. She dug her heels into the carpet and pulled harder. “Get up!” With effort, she succeeding in pulling Chris erect, using his erection. His massive nuts swung heavily between his legs. “Whaaaaa?” Chris said, dazedly. His hands, momentarily diverted from their task to help him get up, crept back to his throbbing, needy dick. They resumed their urgent stroking. Chris leaned back to keep his balance and began to pump his hips, causing his fat, swollen balls to sway more energetically between his legs. “Chris!” Jen lifted his huge log and stepped around it, like passing through a turnstile. As it neared his face, Chris eagerly opened his mouth and extended his tongue expectantly. “No!” Jen tugged his dick back down, and a disappointed look passed over his face. “Get into my room!” Chris had already returned to his steady pumping, and it took another two-handed tug on his swollen member to get him to move forward a few steps. After that, however, he leaned back and resumed his hip-swaying masturbation. “Chris! Argh!” Jen had to tug her boyfriend into the room by the meaty pole between his legs, timing her tugs with his own uninterrupted stroking. “Can’t you stop that for a minute?” “Not right now, no.” Once in the room, Chris seemed to notice where he was, at least. “I’ve been waiting soooo long.” He stepped toward Jen, aiming his elephantine dick at her face while he continued to stroke. He licked his lips. “You’ve been waiting sooo long too, Jen. Aren’t you hungry?” “Chris!” Jen grabbed his fat, throbbing meat and used it, two-handed, like a pole to push Chris back and down onto the bed. “Can’t you just wait!?!” She sighed and stepped past him to the doorway. “I have to speak to Kimber and Tasha. Just occupy yourself a minute until I get back.” She turned and closed the door behind her. As she did so, Chris leaned back on the bed and eagerly brought his massive cockhead up to his face. “Sure thing, Jen.”

This page is for documenting the performance of the Noisebridge Equipment Fund, which was initially seeded by a $15,000 grant from Google. Since Noisebridge is in a relatively stable financial position, consensus was to spend the grant money on new equipment with [[User:Pemulis|John Shutt]] coordinating accounting and reimbursement (which he's doing here and on an [Ethercalc spreadsheet][https://noisebridge.sandcats.io/shared/gVmuQ5tqzNUSk5NazHgbKBrVEXkexR75q2RpyfZvLXz]).

== Current Status ==

There is '''$4,660.82''' left in the equipment fund. This number may not reflect promised reimbursements.

== Acquisition Process ==

List ideas here and discuss with the community to make sure there is interest in a particular piece of equipment and a place to put it. The fund will not cover the full cost of the item — you need to raise half of the cost on your own, and the fund will match the other half. This keeps our fundraising muscles strong and proves that there is legitimate interest in getting the item. Consider setting up a project-specific donation page https://donate.noisebridge.net/projects/.

Reimbursement will happen through PayPal so that recordkeeping and end-of-year accounting will be easier. If anyone wants to help with accounting, contact [[User:Pemulis|John Shutt]].

== Proposals ==

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!Price
!Name
!Approved?
!Purchased?
!Notes
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|$881.60
|numerous supplies for VR setup
|Approved, acquired.
|pyconaut purchased and was reimbursed $440.80 from the equipment fund
|
|-
|$98.54
|1x4" Milling Machine Lockdown Vise with Swiveling Base
|Approved, acquired.
|Augur purchased and was reimbursed $49.27 from the equipment fund
|
|-
|$942.52
|Soldering equipment
|Approved, acquired.
|Scottie purchased and was reimbursed $471.26 from the equipment fund
|
|-
|$159
|Eurorack case and power supply
|Approved, acquired.
|Lizzie purchased and will be reimbursed $79.50 in cash from the equipment fund
|
|-
|$40.47
|Lights for elevator buttons
|Approved, acquired.
|$20.24 from the equipment fund, and the rest from the elevator repair fund
|
|-
|$155.70
|More machine tools for the lathe
|Approved, acquired.
|Akelly purchased and was reimbursed $77.85 from the equipment fund
|
|-
|$60.75
|Machine tools (lathe tooling, mining parallels)
|Approved, acquired.
|Akelly purchased and was reimbursed $30.38 from the equipment fund
|
|-
|$184.72
|PS4 controller and audio rack mount equipment for sound/music stuff
|Approved, acquired.
|Lizzie purchased for and was reimbursed $92.36 from the equipment fund
|
|-
|$759.49
|MakerBot Ultimate 3D Printer
|Approved, acquired.
|Trent purchased for and was reimbursed $379.74 from the equipment fund and the other half from project-specific donations
|
|-
|$42
|Belt sander
|Approved, acquired.
|Nick H purchased for $42 and was reimbursed $20 cash
|
|-
|$29
|Chemistry textbooks, C programming book, other books?
|Approved, acquired.
|Trent purchased and was reimbursed $14.50
|
|-
|$638.01
|A/V equipment, lighting, box fans, tea kettle and hot pots, pipe fittings for lighting mounts, and stage materials for Noisebridge 10th Anniversary Exhibition & Ball
|Approved, acquired.
|Jarrod and others purchased and were reimbursed $53. Partial match from broadcast fund.
|
|-
|$106
|Dritz Sew You dress form
|Approved, acquired.
|Lady Red purchased and was reimbursed $53
|
|-
|$50
|Jigsaw, reciprocating saw, hand sander, and power drill
|Approved, acquired.
|Trent purchased from yard sale and was reimbursed $25.
|
|-
|$173.55
|Pressure washer
|Approved, acquired.
|Augur purchased and was reimbursed $86.78.
|
|-
|$203.76
|Refurbished PS4 for Noisebridge Dark Souls club
|Approved, acquired.
|Trent purchased and was reimbursed $101.88.
|
|-
|$55
|Blue Fender Squier Stratocaster from Craigslist
|Approved, acquired.
|Lizzie purchased and was reimbursed $27.50.
|
|-
|$100
|more lockers
|Approved, acquired.
|Kevin purchased and was reimbursed $50.
|
|-
|$75
|five OptiPlex thin clients
|Approved, acquired.
|Trent purchased and was reimbursed $37.50.
|
|-
|$391.88
|Computer mice, band saw, and sheet metal brake. Thank you for getting these!
|Approved, acquired.
|Augur purchased and was reimbursed $195.94.
|
|-
|$356.17
|new parts for Juki sewing machine and new needles
|Approved, acquired.
|Kyle purchased and was reimbursed $98, which was half the cost minus labor costs, which are not covered by equipment fund.
|
|-
|$800
|Four Monoprice 3D printers
|Approved, acquired.
|Kashif purchased and was reimbursed $400.
|
|-
|$229.28
|New curtains for hackitorium
|Approved, acquired.
|Kyle raised money to purchase and was reimbursed $110
|
|-
|$642.76
|Steel for Sparkle Forge hot area buildout
|Approved, acquired.
|Jarrod purchased and was reimbursed $321.38
|
|-
|$323.08
|welding gas, cylinder, and wire for the Sparkle Forge hot area buildout
|Approved, acquired.
|Jarrod purchased and was reimbursed $161.54 on February 2, 2017.
|
|-
|$760.16
|HTC Vive virtual reality equipment and associated content codes and gift card.
|Approved, acquired.
|Darryl purchased and was reimbursed $380.08 on January 3, 2017.
|
|-
|$509.13
|Printable circuit stuff: ESPON L310 Single-Function Ink Tank, System Printer with Integrated Ink Tank, Prototype Ink Kit
|Approved, acquired.
|Chris Venter purchased and was reimbursed $254.56 on December 21, 2016.
|
|-
|$2955.41
|Othermill
|Approved, acquired.
|Torrie purchased at a discount and was reimbursed $1477.70 on December 13, 2016.
|
|-
|$206.68
|SparkleForge Supplies: Welding Cart, Clamps, Magnets, MIG pliers, Bar Cutter Chop Saw
|Approved, acquired.
|Jarrod purchased and was reimbursed $103.34 on December 7, 2016.
|
|-
|$346.91
|Brother SE400 Combination Computerized Sewing and 4x4 Embroidery Machine
|Approved, acquired.
|augur purchased from Amazon was reimbursed $173.45 on November 9, 2016.
|
|-
|$942.78
|SparkleForge Phase 2 buildout, "hot work" area.
|Approved, acquired.
|[[User:Jarrod|Jarrod]] purchased materials to build "hot work" area of the SparkleForge and was reimbursed $471.39 on November 3, 2016.
|
|-
|$153.88
|Welding accessories.
|Approved, acquired.
|[[User:Jarrod|Jarrod]] purchased from Amazon and reimbursed $76.94 on October 26, 2016.
|
|-
|$350.00
|Lincoln Electric 180 Pro-Mig welder.
|Approved, acquired.
|[[User:Jarrod|Jarrod]] purchased in cash from Craigslist and reimbursed $175 on October 22, 2016.
|
|-
|$2169.91
|Laser cutter buildout costs.
|Approved, acquired.
|[[User:Jarrod|Jarrod]] submitted receipts to John Shutt and was reimbursed on August 9th, 2016.
|
|-
|$1000
|New sewing machine.
|Approved, acquired.
|Purchased at a discount by Kyle, [[User:Pemulis|John Shutt]] advanced $500 to purchase and was reimbursed on August 9th, 2016.
|
|-
|$160
|5lb halotron fire extinguisher
|Approved, acquired.
|Purchased by Scotty, who was reimbursed $80 on August 9th.
|
|-
|$100
|Epson Stylus Pro 4880 Inkjet Printer (used) with extra ink and roll of paper
|Approved, acquired.
|Purchased at a great bargain by Kyle, [[User:Pemulis|John Shutt]] reimbursed $50 from the equipment fund on August 29th, 2016.
|
|-
|$444.38
|Axidraw.
|Approved, acquired.
|Reimbursed swartzcr $222 from donations to donate.noisebridge.net/projects and $222.38 from the EF on Sept. 21, 2016.
|http://www.axidraw.com/
|-
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|Cheap, very safe tooling for working with aluminum pours
|Proposed by Trent.
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|-
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|New table saw "with a sawstop" - Scotty.
|Proposed by [[User:Tdfischer|Torrie]].
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|-
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|A very nice 3D printer
|Proposed by [[User:Tdfischer|Torrie]].
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|-
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|Storage-ish things for the sparkleforge
|Proposed by [[User:Tdfischer|Torrie]].
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|Another first aid box
|Proposed by [[User:Tdfischer|Torrie]].
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|Big ass cnc router
|Proposed by Trent.
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|-
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|The most amazing bad actor proof rfid door entrance system ever
|Proposed by teratoma.
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|Primarily tile and ventilation work for the SparkleForge
|Proposed by Scotty.
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|Welding curtain
|Proposed by Scotty.
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|Chop saw with a proper guard
|Proposed by Scotty.
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|-
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|Replace our lathe with something that’s not completely falling apart and broken
|Proposed by Scotty.
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|-
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|Floor or tabletop metal punch
|Proposed by [[User:Miloh|Miloh]].
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|Metal break, available as floor or tabletop model
|Proposed by [[User:Miloh|Miloh]].
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|-
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|Circle cutters
|Proposed by [[User:Miloh|Miloh]].
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|Dust management for the woodshop
|Proposed by augur.
|
|" i was thinking it might be good to look into a nice powerful motor and a multi-tube octopus-like ceiling fixture that connects to all the work areas. or something like that. something that lets us get all of the dust immediately and with ease, so that people will be more inclined to use it"
|-
|
|Xerox phaser 8560
|Proposed by [[User:Miloh|Miloh]]. https://modesto.craigslist.org/ele/5696879637.html
|
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|}

Chris, listening intently outside the door, cupped his hands as best he could around the hot eighteen inches of his massive girth. He pumped his tree-trunk of a cock with long, firm strokes, squeezing from the base of his thirty inch long monster to the fat, broad head of his dick. Unh! Tasha and Kimber are gonna get sooo big! He licked his lips hungrily at the thought. They’re gonna get so big that Jen will just have to use some of the cream. She won’t be able to stand being the smallest. Chris’s powerful strokes pushed his heavy, hot prick into the air on each downstroke, and pulled the colossal shaft close to his face with each upstroke. He licked his lips again, salivating at the thought. Then Jen will be gigantic. Her boobs are gonna be so big! Chris leaned forward just a bit and lightly licked his own cockhead, sending a tingle down his huge shaft all the way to his weighty balls. Won’t that be great? My girlfriend with giant breasts? Maybe Tasha and Kimber will be jealous…He began to lick at his cockhead more intently, stroking himself more vigorously. Tasha had finally finished rubbing in the cream to Kimber’s satisfaction, and Kimber had donned another pair of gloves and was holding a generous dollop of cream in her palm. “Tasha, are you sure about this? I mean, it’s not like you can decide to go back to being smaller. Maybe we should wait and see how it works.” She winced. “Works other than making my boobs hurt, I mean.” “Kimber!”, said Tasha in a firm, commanding voice. “Growth cream on the boobs, now.” She flicked her thumb at her pert breasts. “There’s no way two doses is gonna be too much. Have you seen how big some porn stars’s breasts are?” “Ewww,” Kimber grimaced, making a face. “You want to have nasty things like that?” She hesitated. Tasha grabbed Kimber’s wrists and pulled them towards her breasts. “Of course not. But that’s what’s awesome about the cream. No scars, no stretch marks, no weird shapes.” Kimber nodded and began applying the cream carefully. Tasha smiled. “If I’d wanted to have big, weird looking boobs, I could have gotten a crappy boob job already. This way, they get to be big, but perfect.” She supervised Kimber’s application approvingly. “If guys will pay to see some nasty looking chick with swollen chesticles, they will definitely pay to see me with a big rack.” She smiled. “Or you.” “Tasha!” Kimber looked up at her roommate accusingly. “What makes you think I would do that? You’re the one who can’t resist filming yourself, not me.” She continued to massage Tasha’s breasts carefully. “Stop distracting me when I’m doing this or you’ll make me screw up.” “I’m just sayin’, now that you’ve used the cream, you’re gonna be packing some big breasts, Kimber. You aren’t gonna be able to hide them, so you might as well show them off.” “Whatever.” Kimber rolled her eyes, and carefully peeled off her gloves. “Are you getting really hungry?” “I’m starving. It always takes Jen forever to get home with the pizza after work—“ Tasha smacked herself on the forehead. “Food! We gotta eat food!” She pulled her shirt back down over her newly oiled breasts. “Our boobs gotta have the food to grow! How could we forget that with Chris over here hoovering up all the food in the place?” Jen struggled to unlock the door to the apartment. Both her hands were full with the mammoth stack of extra-large, extra-toppings pizzas she was carrying. She was leaning forward, bracing the stack of boxes between her chest and the door, while she fumbled with her keys. The boxes of pizzas were piled up to her chin, forcing her to look upwards, rather than down at the door. I know I should have made two trips, she thought. Normally, she brought a pizza or two home for her roomies, both to enjoy that night, and to have as leftovers the next morning, but with Chris around, too much food was suddenly turning into ‘not enough’. I hope he doesn’t gulp all of this down tonight. I’m exhausted. I’d like to sleep in, rather than running out in the morning to grab more food for my boyfriend’s bottomless nutsack. Jen got a little excited just thinking about Chris’s titanic endowments. The key turned in the lock, and Jen wriggled the door open. Chris was luxuriating in the sensations of his massive wang. He had laid down full length on the floor, content to imagine rather than listen to Tasha and Kimber any further. He was steadily pumping his thick snake, bucking his hips with every stroke. Though his hands couldn’t even wrap entirely around the fat girth of his cock, Chris was giving his dick his full attention. Unh! Feels so good! He pulled his broad cockhead down to his face and slurped at it with his tongue. I’ve been needing this for hours! Well, at least an hour, I think. Chris licked his huge cock slit hungrily. I just need to suck myself off a few times before Jen gets home and I’ll be fine. He wrangled his dick back into a vertical position and admired it while he continued to jerk off. Look at that cock! Who wouldn’t be proud of that? Chris smiled broadly as he pumped his dick more. “What the hell is going on?” Jen stumbled into her apartment, almost dropping her tottering stack of pizzas. Chris was laying spread-eagled naked in the hallway, stroking his gargantuan cock, as his bloated balls spread out between his legs. “Uhhhh?” was all Chris ventured, and even that was uttered while he continued to jerk off his thirty inch long dick. Jen sidestepped into the living room and slammed the pizzas down on the coffee table, temper flaring. She was having trouble verbalizing her issues while looking at the massive slab of meat on display. “Jen’s home!” Tasha hooked her fingers into her shirt, and pulled it down over her glistening breasts. “Time for pizza!” She jinked around Kimber and flung open her door. “Hey!” cried Kimber, petulantly. She pulled her shirt down too, and whirled around to follow her roomate. “I —“ was all Jen said before a towering Tasha burst out of the door next to Chris and hooked her elbow around his wang, using it to to redirect her forward motion and slingshot her down the hallway. “Food now; fun later!” Tasha, clad only in T-shirt and panties, bounded, arms outstretched, towards the surprised Jen and lightly swept her to the left as she swung right into the living room. Following close behind Tasha was Kimber. She clasped Chris’s throbbing erection with one hand and demurely leaned it out of her way. “Excuse me!” Kimber fairly bounced down the hallway, stopping abruptly in front of Jen and helping her regain her balance. “Hi, Jen!” She then bolted to the right. “Chris is right back there. We’ll take care of the pizza.” Also clad only in t-shirt and panties, Kimber grabbed a pizza box and threw it open. “Don’t hog it all, Tasha!” She seized a slice and stuffed it into her mouth. “Sooo hungry,” she moaned around a mouthful of pizza. Though he seemed able to divert enough attention to watch two panty-clad bottoms bounce by him, Chris seemed to be still mostly focused on his own masturbation. He continued to stroke his massive anaconda, though he did lean it slightly to the left, so that it no longer blocked his view of Jen. Without breaking his rhythm, he pushed his enormous shaft towards her, as an offering. “Jen?”, he said, looking at her suggestively. “Get up!” Jen crossed the distance between her and the massively over-endowed young man in a few angry steps. She clutched his thick, hot shaft firmly between her hands and pulled. He’s sooooo big!!, Jen thought, surpressing the urge to squeal with delight. She dug her heels into the carpet and pulled harder. “Get up!” With effort, she succeeding in pulling Chris erect, using his erection. His massive nuts swung heavily between his legs. “Whaaaaa?” Chris said, dazedly. His hands, momentarily diverted from their task to help him get up, crept back to his throbbing, needy dick. They resumed their urgent stroking. Chris leaned back to keep his balance and began to pump his hips, causing his fat, swollen balls to sway more energetically between his legs. “Chris!” Jen lifted his huge log and stepped around it, like passing through a turnstile. As it neared his face, Chris eagerly opened his mouth and extended his tongue expectantly. “No!” Jen tugged his dick back down, and a disappointed look passed over his face. “Get into my room!” Chris had already returned to his steady pumping, and it took another two-handed tug on his swollen member to get him to move forward a few steps. After that, however, he leaned back and resumed his hip-swaying masturbation. “Chris! Argh!” Jen had to tug her boyfriend into the room by the meaty pole between his legs, timing her tugs with his own uninterrupted stroking. “Can’t you stop that for a minute?” “Not right now, no.” Once in the room, Chris seemed to notice where he was, at least. “I’ve been waiting soooo long.” He stepped toward Jen, aiming his elephantine dick at her face while he continued to stroke. He licked his lips. “You’ve been waiting sooo long too, Jen. Aren’t you hungry?” “Chris!” Jen grabbed his fat, throbbing meat and used it, two-handed, like a pole to push Chris back and down onto the bed. “Can’t you just wait!?!” She sighed and stepped past him to the doorway. “I have to speak to Kimber and Tasha. Just occupy yourself a minute until I get back.” She turned and closed the door behind her. As she did so, Chris leaned back on the bed and eagerly brought his massive cockhead up to his face. “Sure thing, Jen.”

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2017-12-31T00:56:48Z

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Chris, listening intently outside the door, cupped his hands as best he could around the hot eighteen inches of his massive girth. He pumped his tree-trunk of a cock with long, firm strokes, squeezing from the base of his thirty inch long monster to the fat, broad head of his dick. Unh! Tasha and Kimber are gonna get sooo big! He licked his lips hungrily at the thought. They’re gonna get so big that Jen will just have to use some of the cream. She won’t be able to stand being the smallest. Chris’s powerful strokes pushed his heavy, hot prick into the air on each downstroke, and pulled the colossal shaft close to his face with each upstroke. He licked his lips again, salivating at the thought. Then Jen will be gigantic. Her boobs are gonna be so big! Chris leaned forward just a bit and lightly licked his own cockhead, sending a tingle down his huge shaft all the way to his weighty balls. Won’t that be great? My girlfriend with giant breasts? Maybe Tasha and Kimber will be jealous…He began to lick at his cockhead more intently, stroking himself more vigorously.
Tasha had finally finished rubbing in the cream to Kimber’s satisfaction, and Kimber had donned another pair of gloves and was holding a generous dollop of cream in her palm. “Tasha, are you sure about this? I mean, it’s not like you can decide to go back to being smaller. Maybe we should wait and see how it works.” She winced. “Works other than making my boobs hurt, I mean.”
“Kimber!”, said Tasha in a firm, commanding voice. “Growth cream on the boobs, now.” She flicked her thumb at her pert breasts. “There’s no way two doses is gonna be too much. Have you seen how big some porn stars’s breasts are?”
“Ewww,” Kimber grimaced, making a face. “You want to have nasty things like that?” She hesitated.
Tasha grabbed Kimber’s wrists and pulled them towards her breasts. “Of course not. But that’s what’s awesome about the cream. No scars, no stretch marks, no weird shapes.” Kimber nodded and began applying the cream carefully. Tasha smiled. “If I’d wanted to have big, weird looking boobs, I could have gotten a crappy boob job already. This way, they get to be big, but perfect.” She supervised Kimber’s application approvingly. “If guys will pay to see some nasty looking chick with swollen chesticles, they will definitely pay to see me with a big rack.” She smiled. “Or you.”
“Tasha!” Kimber looked up at her roommate accusingly. “What makes you think I would do that? You’re the one who can’t resist filming yourself, not me.” She continued to massage Tasha’s breasts carefully. “Stop distracting me when I’m doing this or you’ll make me screw up.”
“I’m just sayin’, now that you’ve used the cream, you’re gonna be packing some big breasts, Kimber. You aren’t gonna be able to hide them, so you might as well show them off.”
“Whatever.” Kimber rolled her eyes, and carefully peeled off her gloves. “Are you getting really hungry?”
“I’m starving. It always takes Jen forever to get home with the pizza after work—“ Tasha smacked herself on the forehead. “Food! We gotta eat food!” She pulled her shirt back down over her newly oiled breasts. “Our boobs gotta have the food to grow! How could we forget that with Chris over here hoovering up all the food in the place?”
Jen struggled to unlock the door to the apartment. Both her hands were full with the mammoth stack of extra-large, extra-toppings pizzas she was carrying. She was leaning forward, bracing the stack of boxes between her chest and the door, while she fumbled with her keys. The boxes of pizzas were piled up to her chin, forcing her to look upwards, rather than down at the door. I know I should have made two trips, she thought. Normally, she brought a pizza or two home for her roomies, both to enjoy that night, and to have as leftovers the next morning, but with Chris around, too much food was suddenly turning into ‘not enough’. I hope he doesn’t gulp all of this down tonight. I’m exhausted. I’d like to sleep in, rather than running out in the morning to grab more food for my boyfriend’s bottomless nutsack. Jen got a little excited just thinking about Chris’s titanic endowments. The key turned in the lock, and Jen wriggled the door open.
Chris was luxuriating in the sensations of his massive wang. He had laid down full length on the floor, content to imagine rather than listen to Tasha and Kimber any further. He was steadily pumping his thick snake, bucking his hips with every stroke. Though his hands couldn’t even wrap entirely around the fat girth of his cock, Chris was giving his dick his full attention. Unh! Feels so good! He pulled his broad cockhead down to his face and slurped at it with his tongue. I’ve been needing this for hours! Well, at least an hour, I think. Chris licked his huge cock slit hungrily. I just need to suck myself off a few times before Jen gets home and I’ll be fine. He wrangled his dick back into a vertical position and admired it while he continued to jerk off. Look at that cock! Who wouldn’t be proud of that? Chris smiled broadly as he pumped his dick more.
“What the hell is going on?”
Jen stumbled into her apartment, almost dropping her tottering stack of pizzas. Chris was laying spread-eagled naked in the hallway, stroking his gargantuan cock, as his bloated balls spread out between his legs.
“Uhhhh?” was all Chris ventured, and even that was uttered while he continued to jerk off his thirty inch long dick.
Jen sidestepped into the living room and slammed the pizzas down on the coffee table, temper flaring. She was having trouble verbalizing her issues while looking at the massive slab of meat on display.
“Jen’s home!” Tasha hooked her fingers into her shirt, and pulled it down over her glistening breasts. “Time for pizza!” She jinked around Kimber and flung open her door.
“Hey!” cried Kimber, petulantly. She pulled her shirt down too, and whirled around to follow her roomate.
“I —“ was all Jen said before a towering Tasha burst out of the door next to Chris and hooked her elbow around his wang, using it to to redirect her forward motion and slingshot her down the hallway.
“Food now; fun later!” Tasha, clad only in T-shirt and panties, bounded, arms outstretched, towards the surprised Jen and lightly swept her to the left as she swung right into the living room. Following close behind Tasha was Kimber. She clasped Chris’s throbbing erection with one hand and demurely leaned it out of her way.
“Excuse me!” Kimber fairly bounced down the hallway, stopping abruptly in front of Jen and helping her regain her balance. “Hi, Jen!” She then bolted to the right. “Chris is right back there. We’ll take care of the pizza.” Also clad only in t-shirt and panties, Kimber grabbed a pizza box and threw it open. “Don’t hog it all, Tasha!” She seized a slice and stuffed it into her mouth. “Sooo hungry,” she moaned around a mouthful of pizza.
Though he seemed able to divert enough attention to watch two panty-clad bottoms bounce by him, Chris seemed to be still mostly focused on his own masturbation. He continued to stroke his massive anaconda, though he did lean it slightly to the left, so that it no longer blocked his view of Jen. Without breaking his rhythm, he pushed his enormous shaft towards her, as an offering. “Jen?”, he said, looking at her suggestively.
“Get up!” Jen crossed the distance between her and the massively over-endowed young man in a few angry steps. She clutched his thick, hot shaft firmly between her hands and pulled. He’s sooooo big!!, Jen thought, surpressing the urge to squeal with delight. She dug her heels into the carpet and pulled harder. “Get up!” With effort, she succeeding in pulling Chris erect, using his erection. His massive nuts swung heavily between his legs.
“Whaaaaa?” Chris said, dazedly. His hands, momentarily diverted from their task to help him get up, crept back to his throbbing, needy dick. They resumed their urgent stroking. Chris leaned back to keep his balance and began to pump his hips, causing his fat, swollen balls to sway more energetically between his legs.
“Chris!” Jen lifted his huge log and stepped around it, like passing through a turnstile. As it neared his face, Chris eagerly opened his mouth and extended his tongue expectantly. “No!” Jen tugged his dick back down, and a disappointed look passed over his face. “Get into my room!” Chris had already returned to his steady pumping, and it took another two-handed tug on his swollen member to get him to move forward a few steps. After that, however, he leaned back and resumed his hip-swaying masturbation. “Chris! Argh!” Jen had to tug her boyfriend into the room by the meaty pole between his legs, timing her tugs with his own uninterrupted stroking. “Can’t you stop that for a minute?”
“Not right now, no.” Once in the room, Chris seemed to notice where he was, at least. “I’ve been waiting soooo long.” He stepped toward Jen, aiming his elephantine dick at her face while he continued to stroke. He licked his lips. “You’ve been waiting sooo long too, Jen. Aren’t you hungry?”
“Chris!” Jen grabbed his fat, throbbing meat and used it, two-handed, like a pole to push Chris back and down onto the bed. “Can’t you just wait!?!” She sighed and stepped past him to the doorway. “I have to speak to Kimber and Tasha. Just occupy yourself a minute until I get back.” She turned and closed the door behind her.
As she did so, Chris leaned back on the bed and eagerly brought his massive cockhead up to his face. “Sure thing, Jen.”
Reporters: if you're looking for information about Noisebridge, please see [[Press Kit]].

== 2017 ==

=== December ===
* "[https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/Noisebridge-Hackerspace-in-San-Francisco-Battle-Rising-Rent-Face-Threat-of-Lease-Expiring-466883363.html Noisebridge 'Hackerspace' in San Francisco Battle Rising Rent, Face Threat of Lease Expiring]" - Sam Brock, NBC Bay Area, 2017-12-28
* "[https://missionlocal.org/2017/12/noisebridge-facing-displacement-plans-to-come-back-bigger-and-better/ Noisebridge, facing displacement, plans to come back bigger and better]" - By Laura Wenus, Mission Local, 2017-12-28

== 2015 ==

=== October ===
* "[http://blogos.com/article/140064/ サンフランシスコの無料ハッカースペース Noisebridge]" - 美谷広海, BLOGOS, 2015-10-02

=== January ===

* "[http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/01/05/baked-3 CookieCaster Hacks the Cookie]" - Emma Allen, New Yorker, 2015-01-05

== 2014 ==

=== October ===
* "[http://www.hs.fi/paivanlehti/15102014/a1413257949236 Keksinnöt löytävät muotonsa harrastajien hacklabeissa]" - Ruut Tolonen, Helsingin Sanomat, 2014-10-15

=== August ===
* "[http://www.mercurynews.com/business/ci_26417866/s-f-s-noisebridge-among-hackerspaces-turning-ideas S.F.'s Noisebridge among hackerspaces turning ideas turn into reality]" - Emaun Kashfi, Associated Press, 2014-08-27
* "[https://gigaom.com/2014/08/01/welcome-back-anarchist-hackers-noisebridge-reopens-after-cleaning-house/ Welcome back anarchist hackers: Noisebridge reopens after cleaning house]" - Signe Brewster, GigaOm, 2014-08-01

== 2013 ==
=== September ===
* "[http://boingboing.net/2013/09/04/john-cusack-in-hacker-land.html John Cusack in hacker-land]" - Xeni Jardin at 5:06 pm Wed, Sep 4, 2013 bOING bOING
=== August ===
* "[http://kalw.org/post/homeless-hackers-head-noisebridge-shelter Homeless hackers head to Noisebridge for shelter]" - By Holly McDede, KALW 2013-08-26
* "[http://gigaom.com/2013/08/21/inside-noisebridge-san-franciscos-eclectic-anarchist-hackerspace/ Inside Noisebridge: San Francisco’s eclectic anarchist hackerspace]" - by Signe Brewster, GigaOm 2013-08-21
* "[http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0391z20 Defeating the Hackers]" - Rupert Penry-Jones, BBC Horizon 2013-08-19 <small>(about 50 seconds of Noisebridge in the middle of an hour-long program; [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4NrrKTYmBI#t=41m30s starts a bit after 41:30])</small>

=== June ===
* "[http://strabic.fr/Noisebridge.html Noisebridge : les hackers de San Francisco]" - Camille Bosqué, strabic.fr, 2013-06-06
* "[http://vimeo.com/67741108 San Francisco: Noisebridge]" - Collaborative Cities, Maxime Leroy, 2013-06-05

=== April ===
* "[http://www.sfchronicle.com/education/article/Class-handed-a-secret-physics-is-fun-4416613.php Class handed a secret - physics is fun]" - Jill Tucker, SF Chronicle, 2013-04-08 <small>(use googlebot useragent to circumvent paywall)</small>
* "[http://www.sfweekly.com/2013-04-03/news/aaron-swartz-brewster-kahle-internet-archive-electronic-frontier-foundation-noisebridge/full/ Privileged Information: The Fight for an Open Internet]" - Alee Karim, SF Weekly, 2013-04-03

== 2012 ==

=== March ===
* "[http://www.shareable.net/blog/noisebridge-node-emergent-global-hackerspace-network Noisebridge: Design Patterns for Productive Chaos]". Josh Wilson, Shareable, March 27, 2012

=== February ===
* "[http://www.guardian.co.uk/sustainable-business/sustainability-emerging-trend-local-manufacturing?newsfeed=true DIY sustainability: an emerging trend from recession?]". Peter Madden, UK Guardian, February 9, 2012
* "[http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/San-Franciscos-DIY-Workshops-138418114.html San Francisco's DIY Workshops - They're not just for woodworkers anymore]". Mathew Luschek, NBC Bay Area. Feb 1, 2012

=== January ===
* "[http://alter1fo.com/jardin-numerique-ateliers-et-initiations-juste-fais-le-48848 Jardin Numérique – Ateliers et initiations, juste-fais-le Par Caro 01-04 Fev. 2012]" ("Digital Garden - Workshops and initiations, just do it-"). Alter1fo.com, January 31, 2012. ''Mitch spoke at ''Modern Garden'' during this mini festival. Article links to the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wamwklXWK4M KQED video].''
* "[http://newmatilda.com/2012/01/23/why-facebook-never-safe Why Facebook Is Never Safe]" NewMatilda.com. January 23, 2012. Adam Brereton interviews Jacob Appelbaum (not about NB)

== 2011 ==

=== August ===
* "[http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2011/aug/24/inside-secret-world-of-hackers Inside the Secret World of Hackers]" UK Guardian, August 24, 2011

* "[http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2011/08/zero-to-maker-surrounding-yourself-with-the-right-people.html Zero To Maker]" Make Magazine, August 18, 2011

"Lucky for me, the Meetup was only a few days away and a few blocks from my apartment. I arrived at the event a few minutes early and was able to get a tour of Noisebridge, the hackerspace hosting the event, as well as a brief history of the Make: SF group from Malcolm, one of their organizers. During our conversation, I nervously revealed to Malcolm that I was a total beginner, to which he excitedly replied that I had come to the right place."

=== May ===
* "[http://www.sfweekly.com/bestof/2011/award/best-hacker-hangout-2480806/ Best Hacker Hangout - 2011 - Noisebridge]" SF Weekly, Best of San Francisco 2011, May 19, 2011

=== April ===
* "[http://www.cnngo.com/shanghai/play/xinchejian-hackerspace-shanghai-795055 Xinchejian: Hackerspace Shanghai]" Archana Aithal, CNN International, 25 April, 2011

=== March ===
* "[http://revistatrip.uol.com.br/revista/197/salada/hackeie-antes-de-entrar.html Hackeie antes de entrar (Hack before getting in)]", Bruno Torturra, Revista Trip (Brazil), March 11, 2001 (in Portuguese)
* "[http://www.fecalface.com/SF/index.php/good-stuff/2990-missions-noisebridge Mission's Noisebridge]", Trippe, fecalface.com, March 26 2011

=== January ===
* "[http://science.kqed.org/quest/video/science-on-the-spot-open-source-creativity-hackerspaces/ Open Source Creativity: Hackerspaces]", Jenny Oh, KQED QUEST, January 26, 2011

== 2010 ==

=== September ===
* "[http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/09/11/BU991FBUK0.DTL Hackerspaces nurture creative spirits]", Alejandro Martínez-Cabrera, San Francisco Chronicle, September 11, 2010

=== August ===
* "[http://www.sfbg.com/pixel_vision/2010/08/30/performant-nerds-vs-geeks-and-other-four-letter-words Nerds vs. Geeks and other four-letter words]", Nicole Gluckstern, SF Bay Guardian, August 30, 2010
* "[http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-10993421 Hackspaces get closer to home]", Jamillah Knowles, BBC, August 19, 2010
* "[http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2010/08/gallery-gadgets-in-space Amateurs Fling Their Gadgets to Edge of Space]", Priya Ganapati, Wired.com, August 12, 2010

=== July ===
* "[http://www.sfbg.com/specials/best-bay-2010-editors-picks-city-living Best Open Source Playpen]", SFBG Best of the Bay 2010, July 27, 2010

=== May ===

* "[http://missionlocal.org/2010/05/electronic-alchemy-at-noisebridge-hacker-space/ Electronic Alchemy at Noisebridge Hacker Space]", Garrett McAuliffe, Mission Local, May 12, 2010

=== February ===
* "[http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2010/02/spacebridge-diy-balloon/all/1 DIY Group Sends $25 Balloon to 70,000 Feet]", Priya Ganapati, Wired.com, February 12, 2010

=== January ===
* "[http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/jan/13/hackers-26c3-technology Hackers of the world unite]", Mark Fonseca Rendeiro, guardian.co.uk, January 13, 2010

== 2009 ==

=== December ===

* "[http://news.cnet.com/2702-1023_3-438.html The tech year in photos]", James Martin, CNET news, December ??, 2009

=== November ===
* "[http://news.cnet.com/8301-27080_3-10405255-245.html Building circuits, code, community at Noisebridge hacker space]", Elinor Mills, CNET news, November 30, 2009.
* "[http://news.cnet.com/2300-10797_3-10001933.html Noisebridge hacker collective (photos)]", James Martin, CNET news, November 30, 2009

=== October ===
* "[http://www.ilsoftware.it/articoli.asp?ID=5563 Un certificato "fasullo" ed il sito web diventa legittimo]", di Michele Nasi, ilsoftware.it, October 1, 2009.
* "[http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/10/01/microsoft_crypto_ssl_bug/ SSL spoof bug still haunts IE, Safari, Chrome]", Dan Goodin, The Register, October 1, 2009. (Links to noisebridge.net pipermail archives, but doesn't mention Noisebridge by name.)
* "[http://www.scmagazineus.com/PayPal-suspends-hackers-account-after-bogus-SSL-post/article/151743/ PayPal suspends hacker's account after bogus SSL post]", Chuck Miller, SC Magazine, October 07, 2009.
* "[http://laughingsquid.com/noisebridge-a-hackerspace-in-san-francisco/ Noisebridge, A Hackerspace in San Francisco]", Scott Beale, Laughing Squid, October 13, 2009.

=== September ===
* "[http://www.ecnmag.com/blog-north-finding-sense-091709.aspx Device Creates North-Finding Artificial Sense]", Quinn Norton, Ecnmag.com, September 17, 2009.
* "[http://www.lemonde.fr/le-monde-2/article/2009/09/04/biohackers-les-bricoleurs-d-adn_1235563_1004868.html Biohackers: les bricoleurs d'ADN]" ("Biohackers: DIYers of DNA"), Yves Eudes, Le Monde, September 4, 2009.
* "[http://www.sdtimes.com/SHORT_TAKES_SEPTEMBER_15_2009/By_SD_TIMES_EDITORIAL_BOARD/About_SHORTTAKES/33762 Performance matters in a broadband era]", SDTimes, September 15, 2009.
* "[http://www.examiner.com/x-1363-SF-Movie-Examiner~y2009m9d23-Arse-Elektronika-2009--Of-Intercourse-and-Intracourse Arse Elektronika 2009 - Of Intercourse and Intracourse]", Christopher Smith, examiner.com, September 23, 2009.
* "[http://io9.com/5369565/everything-you-wanted-to-know-about-the-future-of-sex Everything You Wanted to Know About the Future of Sex]", Annalee Newitz, September 28, 2009.
* "[http://derstandard.at/fs/1254310266967/SSL-Zertifikat-fuer-Browser-Betrug-im-Internet-aufgetaucht SSL-Zertifikat für Browser-Betrug im Internet aufgetaucht ]" derstandard.at, September 30, 2009.
* "[http://threatpost.com/blogs/researcher-publishes-valid-wildcard-ssl-certificate-130 Researcher Publishes Valid Wildcard SSL Certificate]", Dennis Fisher, Threat Post, September 30, 2009.
* "[http://www.h-online.com/security/SSL-trick-certificate-published--/news/114361 SSL trick certificate published]", h-online, September 30, 2009.
* "[http://www.heise.de/ct/meldung/Trickzertifikat-fuer-SSL-veroeffentlicht-798273.html Trickzertifikat für SSL veröffentlicht]", c't, September 30, 2009.
* "[http://www.heise.de/newsticker/meldung/Trickzertifikat-fuer-SSL-veroeffentlicht-798273.html Trickzertifikat für SSL veröffentlicht]", Heise, September 30, 2009.

=== August ===
* "[http://futurezone.orf.at/stories/1622586/ Reality-Game: Flucht vor dem Computer (Reality Game: escape from the computer)]", ORF.at (Austrian Broadcasting's website), August 5, 2009.

=== July ===
* "[http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/finance/2009/0731/1224251750974.html Homemade products for the internet generation]", Quinn Norton, Irish Times, July 31, 2009. ([http://www.brepettis.com/blog/2009/7/31/makerbot-in-the-irish-times.html blog mirror of article], [http://www.webcitation.org/5vUzrDPix archive])

=== June ===

* "[http://www.welt.de/wams_print/article3876488/Hightech-der-Marke-Eigenbau.html Hightech der Marke Eigenbau]", Christian Ströh, Die Welt Online, June 7, 2009.

=== May ===
* "[http://www.billingsmiddleschool.org/beta/2009/05/28/digital-arts-maker-faire-trip-day-1/ Billings Middle School visits Noisebridge]", Billings Middle School, May 28, 2009.

=== March ===
* "[http://blog.wired.com/gadgets/2009/03/tv-b-gone-creat.html TV-B-Gone Creator Going Strong With Open-Source Hardware]", Wired blog, March 10, 2009.
* "[http://blog.wired.com/gadgets/2009/03/hackerspaces.html DIY Freaks Flock to 'Hacker Spaces' Worldwide]", Wired blog, March 29, 2009.

=== January ===
* "[http://www.origo.hu/techbazis/hightech/20090109-muhelyek-hackereknek-csinald-magad-eszkozok-es-viselheto-szamitogepek-a-25c3.html Lézert bütykölnek a modern hackerek]", Szedlák Ádám
* "[http://www.zeit.de/online/2009/03/digital-hackerspaces Heime für Hacker]", Meike Richter, Zeit Online, January 7, 2009.
* "[http://www.programmazione.it/index.php?entity=eitem&idItem=40992 Creare una Certificate Authority fasulla]", Paolo Raviola, Programmazione.it, January 8, 2009.

== 2008 ==

=== December ===
* "[http://www.linux-magazin.de/NEWS/25c3-Hackerspaces-Treffpunkte-fuer-Hacker-als-neue-Bewegung Hackerspaces - Treffpunkte für Hacker als neue Bewegung]", linux-magazin.de, December 29, 2008
* "[http://searchsecurity.techtarget.com/news/article/0,289142,sid14_gci1343790,00.html Rogue digital certificates strike blow to Internet security]", Dennis Fisher, SearchSecurity, December 30, 2008.

=== October ===
* "[http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/finance/2008/1024/1224715113204.html Hackers need space to innovate]", Danny O'Brien, Irish Times, October 24, 2008.
* "[http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2008/10/noisebridge_new_sf_hacker.html NoiseBridge: new SF hacker space]", Make Blog, October 3, 2008.
* "[http://temple-news.com/2008/10/07/hacktory-offers-geek-friendly-classes/ Hacktory offers geek-friendly classes]", Garrett Smith, The Temple News Online, October 7, 2008.

=== September ===
* "[http://laughingsquid.com/noisebridge-an-open-project-space-for-hackers-in-san-francisco/ NoiseBridge, An Open Project Space for Hackers In San Francisco]", Laughing Squid, September 29, 2008.

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Chris, listening intently outside the door, cupped his hands as best he could around the hot eighteen inches of his massive girth. He pumped his tree-trunk of a cock with long, firm strokes, squeezing from the base of his thirty inch long monster to the fat, broad head of his dick. Unh! Tasha and Kimber are gonna get sooo big! He licked his lips hungrily at the thought. They’re gonna get so big that Jen will just have to use some of the cream. She won’t be able to stand being the smallest. Chris’s powerful strokes pushed his heavy, hot prick into the air on each downstroke, and pulled the colossal shaft close to his face with each upstroke. He licked his lips again, salivating at the thought. Then Jen will be gigantic. Her boobs are gonna be so big! Chris leaned forward just a bit and lightly licked his own cockhead, sending a tingle down his huge shaft all the way to his weighty balls. Won’t that be great? My girlfriend with giant breasts? Maybe Tasha and Kimber will be jealous…He began to lick at his cockhead more intently, stroking himself more vigorously.
Tasha had finally finished rubbing in the cream to Kimber’s satisfaction, and Kimber had donned another pair of gloves and was holding a generous dollop of cream in her palm. “Tasha, are you sure about this? I mean, it’s not like you can decide to go back to being smaller. Maybe we should wait and see how it works.” She winced. “Works other than making my boobs hurt, I mean.”
“Kimber!”, said Tasha in a firm, commanding voice. “Growth cream on the boobs, now.” She flicked her thumb at her pert breasts. “There’s no way two doses is gonna be too much. Have you seen how big some porn stars’s breasts are?”
“Ewww,” Kimber grimaced, making a face. “You want to have nasty things like that?” She hesitated.
Tasha grabbed Kimber’s wrists and pulled them towards her breasts. “Of course not. But that’s what’s awesome about the cream. No scars, no stretch marks, no weird shapes.” Kimber nodded and began applying the cream carefully. Tasha smiled. “If I’d wanted to have big, weird looking boobs, I could have gotten a crappy boob job already. This way, they get to be big, but perfect.” She supervised Kimber’s application approvingly. “If guys will pay to see some nasty looking chick with swollen chesticles, they will definitely pay to see me with a big rack.” She smiled. “Or you.”
“Tasha!” Kimber looked up at her roommate accusingly. “What makes you think I would do that? You’re the one who can’t resist filming yourself, not me.” She continued to massage Tasha’s breasts carefully. “Stop distracting me when I’m doing this or you’ll make me screw up.”
“I’m just sayin’, now that you’ve used the cream, you’re gonna be packing some big breasts, Kimber. You aren’t gonna be able to hide them, so you might as well show them off.”
“Whatever.” Kimber rolled her eyes, and carefully peeled off her gloves. “Are you getting really hungry?”
“I’m starving. It always takes Jen forever to get home with the pizza after work—“ Tasha smacked herself on the forehead. “Food! We gotta eat food!” She pulled her shirt back down over her newly oiled breasts. “Our boobs gotta have the food to grow! How could we forget that with Chris over here hoovering up all the food in the place?”
Jen struggled to unlock the door to the apartment. Both her hands were full with the mammoth stack of extra-large, extra-toppings pizzas she was carrying. She was leaning forward, bracing the stack of boxes between her chest and the door, while she fumbled with her keys. The boxes of pizzas were piled up to her chin, forcing her to look upwards, rather than down at the door. I know I should have made two trips, she thought. Normally, she brought a pizza or two home for her roomies, both to enjoy that night, and to have as leftovers the next morning, but with Chris around, too much food was suddenly turning into ‘not enough’. I hope he doesn’t gulp all of this down tonight. I’m exhausted. I’d like to sleep in, rather than running out in the morning to grab more food for my boyfriend’s bottomless nutsack. Jen got a little excited just thinking about Chris’s titanic endowments. The key turned in the lock, and Jen wriggled the door open.
Chris was luxuriating in the sensations of his massive wang. He had laid down full length on the floor, content to imagine rather than listen to Tasha and Kimber any further. He was steadily pumping his thick snake, bucking his hips with every stroke. Though his hands couldn’t even wrap entirely around the fat girth of his cock, Chris was giving his dick his full attention. Unh! Feels so good! He pulled his broad cockhead down to his face and slurped at it with his tongue. I’ve been needing this for hours! Well, at least an hour, I think. Chris licked his huge cock slit hungrily. I just need to suck myself off a few times before Jen gets home and I’ll be fine. He wrangled his dick back into a vertical position and admired it while he continued to jerk off. Look at that cock! Who wouldn’t be proud of that? Chris smiled broadly as he pumped his dick more.
“What the hell is going on?”
Jen stumbled into her apartment, almost dropping her tottering stack of pizzas. Chris was laying spread-eagled naked in the hallway, stroking his gargantuan cock, as his bloated balls spread out between his legs.
“Uhhhh?” was all Chris ventured, and even that was uttered while he continued to jerk off his thirty inch long dick.
Jen sidestepped into the living room and slammed the pizzas down on the coffee table, temper flaring. She was having trouble verbalizing her issues while looking at the massive slab of meat on display.
“Jen’s home!” Tasha hooked her fingers into her shirt, and pulled it down over her glistening breasts. “Time for pizza!” She jinked around Kimber and flung open her door.
“Hey!” cried Kimber, petulantly. She pulled her shirt down too, and whirled around to follow her roomate.
“I —“ was all Jen said before a towering Tasha burst out of the door next to Chris and hooked her elbow around his wang, using it to to redirect her forward motion and slingshot her down the hallway.
“Food now; fun later!” Tasha, clad only in T-shirt and panties, bounded, arms outstretched, towards the surprised Jen and lightly swept her to the left as she swung right into the living room. Following close behind Tasha was Kimber. She clasped Chris’s throbbing erection with one hand and demurely leaned it out of her way.
“Excuse me!” Kimber fairly bounced down the hallway, stopping abruptly in front of Jen and helping her regain her balance. “Hi, Jen!” She then bolted to the right. “Chris is right back there. We’ll take care of the pizza.” Also clad only in t-shirt and panties, Kimber grabbed a pizza box and threw it open. “Don’t hog it all, Tasha!” She seized a slice and stuffed it into her mouth. “Sooo hungry,” she moaned around a mouthful of pizza.
Though he seemed able to divert enough attention to watch two panty-clad bottoms bounce by him, Chris seemed to be still mostly focused on his own masturbation. He continued to stroke his massive anaconda, though he did lean it slightly to the left, so that it no longer blocked his view of Jen. Without breaking his rhythm, he pushed his enormous shaft towards her, as an offering. “Jen?”, he said, looking at her suggestively.
“Get up!” Jen crossed the distance between her and the massively over-endowed young man in a few angry steps. She clutched his thick, hot shaft firmly between her hands and pulled. He’s sooooo big!!, Jen thought, surpressing the urge to squeal with delight. She dug her heels into the carpet and pulled harder. “Get up!” With effort, she succeeding in pulling Chris erect, using his erection. His massive nuts swung heavily between his legs.
“Whaaaaa?” Chris said, dazedly. His hands, momentarily diverted from their task to help him get up, crept back to his throbbing, needy dick. They resumed their urgent stroking. Chris leaned back to keep his balance and began to pump his hips, causing his fat, swollen balls to sway more energetically between his legs.
“Chris!” Jen lifted his huge log and stepped around it, like passing through a turnstile. As it neared his face, Chris eagerly opened his mouth and extended his tongue expectantly. “No!” Jen tugged his dick back down, and a disappointed look passed over his face. “Get into my room!” Chris had already returned to his steady pumping, and it took another two-handed tug on his swollen member to get him to move forward a few steps. After that, however, he leaned back and resumed his hip-swaying masturbation. “Chris! Argh!” Jen had to tug her boyfriend into the room by the meaty pole between his legs, timing her tugs with his own uninterrupted stroking. “Can’t you stop that for a minute?”
“Not right now, no.” Once in the room, Chris seemed to notice where he was, at least. “I’ve been waiting soooo long.” He stepped toward Jen, aiming his elephantine dick at her face while he continued to stroke. He licked his lips. “You’ve been waiting sooo long too, Jen. Aren’t you hungry?”
“Chris!” Jen grabbed his fat, throbbing meat and used it, two-handed, like a pole to push Chris back and down onto the bed. “Can’t you just wait!?!” She sighed and stepped past him to the doorway. “I have to speak to Kimber and Tasha. Just occupy yourself a minute until I get back.” She turned and closed the door behind her.
As she did so, Chris leaned back on the bed and eagerly brought his massive cockhead up to his face. “Sure thing, Jen.”

Chris, listening intently outside the door, cupped his hands as best he could around the hot eighteen inches of his massive girth. He pumped his tree-trunk of a cock with long, firm strokes, squeezing from the base of his thirty inch long monster to the fat, broad head of his dick. Unh! Tasha and Kimber are gonna get sooo big! He licked his lips hungrily at the thought. They’re gonna get so big that Jen will just have to use some of the cream. She won’t be able to stand being the smallest. Chris’s powerful strokes pushed his heavy, hot prick into the air on each downstroke, and pulled the colossal shaft close to his face with each upstroke. He licked his lips again, salivating at the thought. Then Jen will be gigantic. Her boobs are gonna be so big! Chris leaned forward just a bit and lightly licked his own cockhead, sending a tingle down his huge shaft all the way to his weighty balls. Won’t that be great? My girlfriend with giant breasts? Maybe Tasha and Kimber will be jealous…He began to lick at his cockhead more intently, stroking himself more vigorously.
Tasha had finally finished rubbing in the cream to Kimber’s satisfaction, and Kimber had donned another pair of gloves and was holding a generous dollop of cream in her palm. “Tasha, are you sure about this? I mean, it’s not like you can decide to go back to being smaller. Maybe we should wait and see how it works.” She winced. “Works other than making my boobs hurt, I mean.”
“Kimber!”, said Tasha in a firm, commanding voice. “Growth cream on the boobs, now.” She flicked her thumb at her pert breasts. “There’s no way two doses is gonna be too much. Have you seen how big some porn stars’s breasts are?”
“Ewww,” Kimber grimaced, making a face. “You want to have nasty things like that?” She hesitated.
Tasha grabbed Kimber’s wrists and pulled them towards her breasts. “Of course not. But that’s what’s awesome about the cream. No scars, no stretch marks, no weird shapes.” Kimber nodded and began applying the cream carefully. Tasha smiled. “If I’d wanted to have big, weird looking boobs, I could have gotten a crappy boob job already. This way, they get to be big, but perfect.” She supervised Kimber’s application approvingly. “If guys will pay to see some nasty looking chick with swollen chesticles, they will definitely pay to see me with a big rack.” She smiled. “Or you.”
“Tasha!” Kimber looked up at her roommate accusingly. “What makes you think I would do that? You’re the one who can’t resist filming yourself, not me.” She continued to massage Tasha’s breasts carefully. “Stop distracting me when I’m doing this or you’ll make me screw up.”
“I’m just sayin’, now that you’ve used the cream, you’re gonna be packing some big breasts, Kimber. You aren’t gonna be able to hide them, so you might as well show them off.”
“Whatever.” Kimber rolled her eyes, and carefully peeled off her gloves. “Are you getting really hungry?”
“I’m starving. It always takes Jen forever to get home with the pizza after work—“ Tasha smacked herself on the forehead. “Food! We gotta eat food!” She pulled her shirt back down over her newly oiled breasts. “Our boobs gotta have the food to grow! How could we forget that with Chris over here hoovering up all the food in the place?”
Jen struggled to unlock the door to the apartment. Both her hands were full with the mammoth stack of extra-large, extra-toppings pizzas she was carrying. She was leaning forward, bracing the stack of boxes between her chest and the door, while she fumbled with her keys. The boxes of pizzas were piled up to her chin, forcing her to look upwards, rather than down at the door. I know I should have made two trips, she thought. Normally, she brought a pizza or two home for her roomies, both to enjoy that night, and to have as leftovers the next morning, but with Chris around, too much food was suddenly turning into ‘not enough’. I hope he doesn’t gulp all of this down tonight. I’m exhausted. I’d like to sleep in, rather than running out in the morning to grab more food for my boyfriend’s bottomless nutsack. Jen got a little excited just thinking about Chris’s titanic endowments. The key turned in the lock, and Jen wriggled the door open.
Chris was luxuriating in the sensations of his massive wang. He had laid down full length on the floor, content to imagine rather than listen to Tasha and Kimber any further. He was steadily pumping his thick snake, bucking his hips with every stroke. Though his hands couldn’t even wrap entirely around the fat girth of his cock, Chris was giving his dick his full attention. Unh! Feels so good! He pulled his broad cockhead down to his face and slurped at it with his tongue. I’ve been needing this for hours! Well, at least an hour, I think. Chris licked his huge cock slit hungrily. I just need to suck myself off a few times before Jen gets home and I’ll be fine. He wrangled his dick back into a vertical position and admired it while he continued to jerk off. Look at that cock! Who wouldn’t be proud of that? Chris smiled broadly as he pumped his dick more.
“What the hell is going on?”
Jen stumbled into her apartment, almost dropping her tottering stack of pizzas. Chris was laying spread-eagled naked in the hallway, stroking his gargantuan cock, as his bloated balls spread out between his legs.
“Uhhhh?” was all Chris ventured, and even that was uttered while he continued to jerk off his thirty inch long dick.
Jen sidestepped into the living room and slammed the pizzas down on the coffee table, temper flaring. She was having trouble verbalizing her issues while looking at the massive slab of meat on display.
“Jen’s home!” Tasha hooked her fingers into her shirt, and pulled it down over her glistening breasts. “Time for pizza!” She jinked around Kimber and flung open her door.
“Hey!” cried Kimber, petulantly. She pulled her shirt down too, and whirled around to follow her roomate.
“I —“ was all Jen said before a towering Tasha burst out of the door next to Chris and hooked her elbow around his wang, using it to to redirect her forward motion and slingshot her down the hallway.
“Food now; fun later!” Tasha, clad only in T-shirt and panties, bounded, arms outstretched, towards the surprised Jen and lightly swept her to the left as she swung right into the living room. Following close behind Tasha was Kimber. She clasped Chris’s throbbing erection with one hand and demurely leaned it out of her way.
“Excuse me!” Kimber fairly bounced down the hallway, stopping abruptly in front of Jen and helping her regain her balance. “Hi, Jen!” She then bolted to the right. “Chris is right back there. We’ll take care of the pizza.” Also clad only in t-shirt and panties, Kimber grabbed a pizza box and threw it open. “Don’t hog it all, Tasha!” She seized a slice and stuffed it into her mouth. “Sooo hungry,” she moaned around a mouthful of pizza.
Though he seemed able to divert enough attention to watch two panty-clad bottoms bounce by him, Chris seemed to be still mostly focused on his own masturbation. He continued to stroke his massive anaconda, though he did lean it slightly to the left, so that it no longer blocked his view of Jen. Without breaking his rhythm, he pushed his enormous shaft towards her, as an offering. “Jen?”, he said, looking at her suggestively.
“Get up!” Jen crossed the distance between her and the massively over-endowed young man in a few angry steps. She clutched his thick, hot shaft firmly between her hands and pulled. He’s sooooo big!!, Jen thought, surpressing the urge to squeal with delight. She dug her heels into the carpet and pulled harder. “Get up!” With effort, she succeeding in pulling Chris erect, using his erection. His massive nuts swung heavily between his legs.
“Whaaaaa?” Chris said, dazedly. His hands, momentarily diverted from their task to help him get up, crept back to his throbbing, needy dick. They resumed their urgent stroking. Chris leaned back to keep his balance and began to pump his hips, causing his fat, swollen balls to sway more energetically between his legs.
“Chris!” Jen lifted his huge log and stepped around it, like passing through a turnstile. As it neared his face, Chris eagerly opened his mouth and extended his tongue expectantly. “No!” Jen tugged his dick back down, and a disappointed look passed over his face. “Get into my room!” Chris had already returned to his steady pumping, and it took another two-handed tug on his swollen member to get him to move forward a few steps. After that, however, he leaned back and resumed his hip-swaying masturbation. “Chris! Argh!” Jen had to tug her boyfriend into the room by the meaty pole between his legs, timing her tugs with his own uninterrupted stroking. “Can’t you stop that for a minute?”
“Not right now, no.” Once in the room, Chris seemed to notice where he was, at least. “I’ve been waiting soooo long.” He stepped toward Jen, aiming his elephantine dick at her face while he continued to stroke. He licked his lips. “You’ve been waiting sooo long too, Jen. Aren’t you hungry?”
“Chris!” Jen grabbed his fat, throbbing meat and used it, two-handed, like a pole to push Chris back and down onto the bed. “Can’t you just wait!?!” She sighed and stepped past him to the doorway. “I have to speak to Kimber and Tasha. Just occupy yourself a minute until I get back.” She turned and closed the door behind her.
As she did so, Chris leaned back on the bed and eagerly brought his massive cockhead up to his face. “Sure thing, Jen.”
NBC Bay Area recently recorded, edited and air'd a piece about nb, here's some behind scenes...

...BREAKING NEWS!!! BREAKING NEWS!!! we interrupt your normally scheduled programming for a story coming to us from teh east bay, aparently a house has spontanously caught fire; Ⅹ what can you tell us click here --> [[SPIKE BLOK+]] (This had absolutely nothing to do with noisebridge or filming, it just happened to happen right now while writing this)

We now return to are already scheduled program in progress...

The finished story and video are available here (and already on the wayback machine too) https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/Noisebridge-Hackerspace-in-San-Francisco-Battle-Rising-Rent-Face-Threat-of-Lease-Expiring-466883363.html

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Sam about to go LIVE to the studio in Hackitorium

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The interviews were actually shot with a hand held DSLR camera, this beast was used to upload footage and do the LIVE segment.

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Sam furiously writing up the story in time to get on 6 o'Clock news.

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Chris (face obscured for teh lulz) sniffed out the story and brought it to noisebridge, along with wrangling cameras and knocking together a final edit, without any black frames even!

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Official, Semi-Official, one-off and other events at the Noisebridge space.

=Event Calendar=
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Not all events make it onto this calendar. Many events only make it to the [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/ Discussion] or [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-announce/ Announcements] mailing lists, [[IRC]] or in person at [[:Category:Meeting_Notes | Tuesday meetings]]. Best of all, Noisebridge is about people getting together at the space in San Francisco to do stuff. DO pay attention, as some events just arise organically from the bottom up!

'''Want to host your event at Noisebridge?''' We like seeing classes and talks on interesting things pertaining to various subjects of hacking. Most of all, we like seeing familiar faces. Please participate in the space and our [[Meetings|weekly Tuesday meetings]] to see if we're the right audience for what you want to share before announcing a new event. Additionally, please see our [[Hosting an Event|events hosting page]] for suggestions on how to use Noisebridge for your event/class/workshop.

=== Upcoming Events <small>[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=2 edit]</small> ===




'''Thursday, February 12th, 2015, 7pm to 9pm:''' [[SFAwesomeMixer|San Francisco Awesome Foundation Mixer]]<br>
'''Sunday, February 15th, 2015, 6pm to 10pm:''' [[EniacDay|Eniac Day]] -- Film party to celebrate the turning-on of the first electronic computer. In Hackatorium<br>
'''Thursday, February 19th, 2015, 7ish to whenever:''' -- '5 Minutes of Fame', featuring the return of [[User:Malaclyps|Danny O'Brien]].<br>
'''Thursday, February 26th, 2015, 6pm - 10pm''' -- Transgender Women of Color Murder Map - Data search event, help us track down data on murdered TWOC.<br>
'''Saturday, February 28th, 2015, 8pm to ?:''' [[ProjectX]] -- Participatory art/music/hack party. Expect anything. In Hackatorium, Turing and Church.<br>
'''Wednesday, Februrary 18th, 2015, 7pm to 9pm:''' - Dirty Shop Safety
'''Friday, June 26th, 2015, 7am to 6pm:''' Library event (''details hacked as Summertime approaches'')
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=== Recurring Events <small>[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=3 edit]</small> ===

{{Template:Recurring}} - Every week.<br>
{{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} - Certain weeks, e.g. 1st week only.<br>
{{Template:RecurringException|-2nd}} - Except certain weeks, or other schedule exceptions.


==== Mondays ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''7:30 pm - 10:00 pm [[Circuit Hacking Mondays]]'''  <span style="color:black">''</span><div style="padding-left: 30px; max-width: 725px;">- Learn to solder! And make cool things with electronics. [[User:maltman23|Mitch]], Rolf, [[User:Miloh|Miloh]], [[User:Cedric|Cedric]], Cheng, Greg, and/or a host of others will bring kits-for-purchase to make cool, hackable things for all skill levels that you can bring home after you make them! Many designed for '''absolute beginners'''! Bring your own projects to hack! Bring things to fix! All ages. All are welcome! See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] and the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.</div>
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[Front-end Web Development]]''' - Learn HTML/CSS/JS. A series of talks on different topics every week. Recap of last week's material starts at 7:30 pm. Join the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/webdev WebDev list] or the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for updates.
* {{Template:Recurring}} [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Take Out the Trash Night -- Round One]] Be sure to put bins out by midnight as the trash truck comes between 1:30 to 2:30am.

==== Tuesdays ====

* {{Template:Recurring}} '''7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [http://www.railsschool.org Ruby and Rails class]''' - Seminar and workshop for learning everything about Ruby, Rails, and web application development (Church classroom). See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [[PyClass]] - '''Intermediate Python with PyClass''' - Crash course in the Python standard library
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''7:00 pm [[Meetings|Noisebridge Weekly Meeting]]''' - Introducing new people and events to the space, general discussion, and decision-making on key issues. '''This is your space, folks. Come on out here in person to express what you think about what's going on with it!'''

==== Wednesdays ====

* {{Template:Recurring}} 6:00 pm - 8:00pm SF-LUG Weekly Linux Discussion Group, held in the Turing classroom.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringException|alternating monthly}} 7:00 pm - 9:30 pm '''Next NB meetup 25th Feb, alternating monthly between SF and South Bay''' - [[Cyberspectrum|Cyberspectrum: Software Defined Radio Meetup]] in Hackatorium '''(new)''': A place to learn and exchange ideas about SDR. Presentations on concepts, mystery signals, hardware/software and cool applications.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[DreamTeam| Dream Team Neuro Hackery]] - EEG research & development project with general interest in sleep, dreaming, creative intelligence, and many loosely related topics such as: neurophysiology, signal processing, cognitive neuroscience, and (especially) hacking code and devices for data acquisition and analysis. Join us at the [[CollaborationStation]] (near the Hackatorium). Expect general discussion around 8 PM - usually moving along by 9 PM to focus on more technical aspects of current project.

==== Thursdays ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Trash Night -- Round Two]] - Take out the trash for Friday morning! Do it by midnight as truck comes 1:30-2:30am.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm [[Digital Archivists]] - Learn how to scan books and help build book scanners.

* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [[PyClass]] - '''Intermediate Python with PyClass''' - Crash course in the Python standard library
* {{Template:Recurring}} {{Template:RecurringException|-3rd}} 7:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[3D Thursday]] Weekly meetup (non-3rd-thursdays) at Noisebridge focusing on 3D Printers, CNC machines, FabLabs, and replicating machines of all kinds.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[Front-end_Web_Development#Lab|Front-end Web Development Lab]] - Understand by doing! A recap of Monday's lecture in workshop form - and a good time for one-on-one help with the material.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} '''8:00 pm [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' a.k.a. 5MoF - lightning 5min talks every 3rd Thursday of the month

==== Fridays ====
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|5th}} 6:00 pm - 8:00 pm [[Computerology]] in Turing or [[CollaborationStation]], understanding and using computers
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|5th}} 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[FUN Tutoring]] @ [[CollaborationStation]]

==== Saturdays ====
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|2nd}} 12:00 pm - 2:00 pm '''[[Godwafflenoisepancakes]]''' An afternoon of noise music and vegan pancakes. Monthly dates vary. Next show is January 10th, 2015 @12:00 with Leah Peah and Fenian. Turn it up... bring the noise!!!

* {{Template:Recurring}} 3:00 pm - 5:00 pm [[Learn C++]] - Learn C++ in Turing.

==== Sundays ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} 12:30 pm - 7:30 pm [[Dungeons and Dragons]] in Church, currently looking for new players.
* {{Template:RecurringException|alternating monthly}} 1:00 pm Monthly Lock Sport Collaboration: Come learn how to pick locks and learn more about them with the [http://www.tooolsf.org/ SF Bay Area chapter] of [http://toool.us/ TOOOL]. The group meets on alternating months at Noisebridge and in San Jose. Check the [https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/tooolsf-announce TOOOL SF announcement list] for details.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|2nd}} 2:00 pm [[BAHA]] - [http://baha.bitrot.info Bay Area Hacker's Association] - security meeting
* {{Template:Recurring}} 3:00 pm [[Go]] - Playing of the Go board game. On nice days we often take the boards to Dolores Park and play there.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 6:00 pm [[Plan 9]] class (if not Noisebridge check Sycamore)
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If you'd like to contact somebody at Noisebridge regarding these Events or even the Noisebridge Wiki itself, then please send an email message to one of the Board members listed in the [[Contacts]] list, e.g., <secretary@noisebridge.net> or <treasurer@noisebridge.net>

=== Orphaned Events ===
These events appear to be dormant or extinct.

* SAT 10:15 - 12:10 [[Juggling with Judy!]] Note: next class is scheduled for Saturday June 29th. Attention juggling fans! Judy will be at the 2013 World Juggling Day celebration Saturday June 15th at Ripley's Believe It Or Not Odditorium in San Francisco Fisherman's Warf - free event begins at 1. Come check it out!
* THU 18:00 - 21:00 '''[[Privacy Bay]]''' - A monthly meetup for Bay Area folks interested in privacy. Meets in Church on the last Thursday of the month.
* FRI 19:00 - 21:00 [[Anarchy_101|Anarchy 101]] - a class/seminar on what anarchy is and is not, and how it impacts us as individuals and as discrete groups.
* SUN 13:00 [[Songbridge]]: (Bi-monthly) Learn how to make and record music with a computerWe cover midi and vst as well as multi-track recordingBring your laptop.
* 20:00 - 22:00 [[Noise~_Wednesday | Noise~ Wed]] - Graphical media programming with Max/MSP/Jitter

*19:00 [[Tahoe-LAFS]] - Occasional meetup of users and/or developers of the Least Authority File System.

* 14:00 - 16:00 Android Developer Support Group - Meet up with other app developers in the library for a lightly structured knowledge-share.

=== Proposed Future Events and Classes ===
:'''(TBD)''': [[Sound Science]] A potential monthly lecture/demonstration series on the little known science behind sound reproductionTopics to include: Transducer Physics(speakers and mics), Room Acoustics, Signal Path and Cabling,Loudspeaker design 101, Music Production Tips for Big Sound, and How to make a small system sound HUGEEach session to include hands on projects like making speakers from stuff lying around, Non-Newtonian bass monsters, and ez speaker mods for anyoneIf interested contact the new guy-> MattLong8 at gmail dot com, 805 four five three - six zero nine seven
:'''(TBD)''': [[Modular Synthesis]] a bi-weekly (or monthly) group devoted to modular synthesizers> workshop will include modular sound synthesis styles and techniques, a study of different modules and their functions, ie voltage controlled oscillator, voltage controlled filter, low frequency oscillator, envelope generator ect and how these modules interact with each other, what control voltage and triggers are..... as well as one on one time for each student with the modular, which is a 60 space large format Moog style modular synthesizer with big knobs and 1/4 jacks including performance and other awesomeness by Douglas. contact Douglas at greenshoos at gmail dotcom
:'''(TBD)''': [[VideoHacking]] a weekly video/video art devoted hacker group, including experiments in the 3D vr realm...if interested contact julialc4@gmail.com
:Wednesdays at 21:00 [[Brewing Bridge]] - Malakkar Proposal: Learn how to make your drinks fun AND antibacterial, using yeastThis will be recurring if enough interest or need is presentAssociated items - what to do with brewing leftovers, and brewers sample hour, etc.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Probability]] - Weekly probability study group based on [http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/electrical-engineering-and-computer-science/6-041-probabilistic-systems-analysis-and-applied-probability-spring-2006/related-resources/ Fundamentals of Applied Probability Theory] by Al Drake
:'''(TBD)''': [[Mandarin Corner|Mandarin]] - Learn or practice Mandarin, all levels. Also currently on hiatus. Get on the mailing list.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Movie Night!]] - [[User:ThOMG|Thom]] wants to build community through nerdy sci-fi! (+Bill+Ted+Excellence++) (how about a Friday hacker movie night? -[[User:Carl|Carl]])
:'''(TBD)''': [[Introduction to the AVR Microcontroller]] - [[User:Mightyohm|Jeff]] and [[User:Maltman23|Mitch]] are planning an introductory class for people wanting to make cool projects with AVRs.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Basic Chemistry Lab Techniques]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cuddle Puddle for the Economy]] - Stress-hacking with informal massage exchange.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Milk and Cookies]] - Come read your favorite selections out loudWith Milk and Cookies (and yeah, probably beer too).
:'''(TBD)''': [[Processing Workshop 2]] - [[User:Scmurray|Scott]] is interested in teaching this, and is busy thinking about what, where, when, why, and how.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Hack your Hardware]] -- We call BS on "no user-serviceable parts inside"
:'''(TBD)''': [[Homebrew Instruction Class]] - The Wort (pt 1/3)
:'''(TBD)''': [[Trip to Shooting Range]] - Field trip to a shooting range, to shoot guns Express interest at [[Trip to Shooting Range]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Surface Mount Soldering Workshop]] - Learn how to solder cicuits with small surface mount parts [[User:maltman23|Mitch Altman]] and Martin Bogomolni and others will show their tricks [[User:maltman23|Mitch]] will bring hackable kits that uses surface mounts for you to solder<-YES!(mattlong8 at gmail dot com)
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Version control tutorial]]
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Foreign language learning for rocket scientists]] - I'm near-native (fool people when I try) in (French and) Japanese, and a pro trans/terpreter and will share my shortcuts (skill-order, vocab, speed/articulation, translation≅grammar)No expertise on tonal languages yet..so if you know how to remember tones or how tone-sandhi interacts with speed and/or how nuances of speaker attitude are expressed in them (what we do with rythm/inflection/sentence-intonation and stress in Eng., and with particles and ??? in e.gCantonese) please chime in or call me (415-608-0564) so I can convey your wisdom[also looking for a from-scratch Arabic partner]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Getting started with Arduino]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Distributed Databases]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Node.js Beginners Session]] - Interested in learning about Node.js? I amMaybe these guys want to teach it: http://www.meetup.com/Joyent-Cloud-User-Group/events/81311542/

:'''(TBD)''': [[Scrum Club]] - I though I'd test the waters and see if anyone was interested in a noisebridge scrum club details are here http://scrumclub.org/scrum-clubs/ if inturested hit me up twitter: @theabcasian, facebook: http://www.facebook.com/theabcasian
:'''(TBD)''': [[CNC Mill Workshop]] - Who wants to make stuff on the [[MaxNCMill]]?
:'''(TBD)''': [[Math & Science Help]] - If you would like some math, science or engineering help, I'm down to lend a hand.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cyborg Group|Cyborg Group / Sensebridge]] - Work on projects like artificial senses Someone needs to lead this!
:'''(TBD)''': [[OpenEEG]] - Brain techHas historically met on Sundays, at the behest of interested parties.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Programming_for_Poets | Programming for Poets]] - Gentle intro to programming using Processing
:'''(TBD)''': [[World Builders & Simgineers]] - Work together to create a beautiful & open virtual world & platform.
:'''(TBD)''': [[PlunderBridge]] - Metal detecting, detector technology & treasure hunting expeditions.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Ruby Mining]] - Ruby on Rails basics, interactive working group
:'''(TBD)''': [[MoinMoin Wiki]] - MoinMoin Wiki (details see there)
:'''(TBD)''': [[Noisebridge Fundraiser 2013]]

= Past Events =

===2014===
*{{event
|time = Sunday, September 23, 5:00pm
|title = How to Start a Startup MOOC Lecture Viewings
|description = We would get together to watch the lectures together and conduct discussion and networking afterwards. http://startupclass.samaltman.com/
|}}

===2013===
*{{event
|time = Friday, August 9, 5:00pm
|title = Noisebridge Party Setup
|description = Volunteers will be preparing the space for Saturday's show. There are no scheduled conflicts; you might be asked to move multiple times by someone pushing a broom and assembling a raised stage simultaneously.
|}}

*{{event
|time = Saturday, August 10, 4:00pm
|title = Noisebridge "______ the Bridge" Party
|description = <span style="color:#ff00ff; background:##ff00ff"> a summer fundraising party for Noisebridge, which YOU are invited to!</span>
|suggested donation = $10, but no one turned away for lack of funds
|}}

*{{event
|time = Sunday, August 11, 2:00pm
|title = Bay Area Hackers' Association Meeting
|description = Jon Callas presenting on [[BAHA/2013-08-11|Secure Communications, Privacy, Counter-Surveillance]].
|}}

* '''Wednesday, May 22, 7.00 pm: Instructables Build Night''' - Bare Conductive, Instructables will supply Bare Conductive paint pens and pizza. Come experiment with the paint and post some Instructables. This is a FREE event.

===2012===
* '''December 20, Thursday, 20:00 - 22:00 - [[5MoF|5 Minutes of Fame]]''' - Following up on its triumphant return in November, 5MoF is back with another showcase of lightning talks & other good stuff, with your host Sir Danny O'Brien! Details TBA
*'''Tuesday Feb14th, 18:00 to 20:00''' ZiP MegaZine releases its inaugural issue with '''My Noisy Valentine''' Zine Release Microparty in the Noisebridge cafeFor more info follow [[zine | this]] link.
* '''Wednesday, Jan30, 20:00-22:00''' [[zine|ZiP]] meeting for zine-makers & others with an interest in printing & self-publishingThe meeting 1/30/13 is our first since mid-2012We plan to hold them regularly from now on at this time (Wednesday 8pm)This meeting will be informal & will probably take place in the printing/lasercutter area of the hackerspace.

===2011===

* '''September 11th 14:00 to 17:00''' - The San Francisco Chapter of the Open Organisation Of Lockpickers and Bay Area Hacker's Association present a joint meeting on [https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Locksport locksport]
*'''August 4, 7PM, Thursday''' - [http://zeidman.net Bob Zeidman] will be giving a talk on video games and intellectual property, hosted by TheMADEHe will also speak about IP infringement cases.
*'''August 9, 6:30PM, Tuesday''' - [http://www.meetup.com/makesf/events/26413241/ Make:SF] - Chris Jefferies will speak about the wireless sensor kit he is developing and we are bringing back our all star soldering kits.

* '''April 13th, 19:00''' - Kombucha fermentation class with [[BioBridge]]
*'''April 7th, 20:00''' - [[In-Depth|Noisebridge: In-Depth]] Our monthly lecture and round tableThis month's speaker will be Aragorn! his lecture will be "Anarchism & technology: An unbridgeable chasm"
*'''April 4th, 20:00''' - Camp KDE PartyCome and meet part of the KDE North America community and get a quick overview of this year's [http://camp.kde.org/ Camp KDE] conferenceThere will be beer
*'''April 3rd, 16:00''' - NoiseCaching: Meet-up to build some geocaches, and talk about making geocoinsThen we'll head out to find some local caches and place caches we made[http://www.geocaching.com More info about Geocaching here]
* '''March 20th, 19:00''' [[Hack Politics]] meetup -- the first meetup to figure out how we in the hacker community can effectively mobilize and create meaningful change in these interesting times
* '''March 12th, 12:00-18:00 - Noisebridge Hackathon!''' Second Saturday Hackathon is a casual monthly event dedicated to working on the space or relevant projects and building community This is a great time to get feedback or help on any projects you have been considering that center around the space, culture, and infrastructure of Noisebridge You can also help with existing projects and find out ways to get involved.
* '''March 10, Thursday, 19:00 - Group Grammar Clinic''' - Church Classroom - Donations gladly accepted - A clinic for grammar and writing evaluationPlease bring your web/social or technical writing for us to evaluateBring your laptop as well Collaboration groupware possibly provided(Please suggest groupware software to use if you wish)Constructive feedback from other group members is encouraged so that this clinic is a group process- Facilitator: [[User:Owen|Owen]] (opietro@yahoo.com)
* '''March 9th, 20:00''' - Ferment and filter a mash! [[fermentation logs]]

===2010===
* '''Sunday, August 22, 19:00 CLUB-MATE DROPOFF AND TASTING PARTY''' Nick Farr will be in town to drop off Club-Mate ordered by San Franciscans!
* '''June 5th, 12:00-19:00 - [[NoiseBridgeRehab]]''' - Help make the space more usable and accessible! Noisebridge needs your help!
* '''June 5th, 16:00-20:00 - [[Science For Juggalos]]''' - Science Fair in front of the Warfield Theater teaching magnetism to Juggalos
* '''June 6th, 15:00 - [[AVC Meetup]]''' - Entrepreneurial bonding & matchmaking
* '''June 9th, 21:00 - Your liver supports Noisebridge''' - Come to Elixir @ 16th & Guerrero anytime after 21:00 and drink, drink, drink! 50% of tips go to Noisebridge
* '''February 27th, 20:00 - [[Hacker EPROM]]''' - Noisebridge's first prom! Nice tie and a (robot) date requiredWe will have a DJ and punch.
* '''February 24th, 19:00, Wednesday - Joris Peels, of [http://www.shapeways.com Shapeways]''', and expert on 3D printing, will give a [[ShaperwaysPresentation | talk and demonstration]] at Noisebridge!.
* '''February 23rd, 18:00 - Cleaning day''' - Come and help clean Noisebridge, because everyone loves a clean hack space.
* '''February 12th, 21:00 - visit from Steve Jackson'''Game designer [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jackson_%28US_game_designer%29 Steve Jackson], founder of Steve Jackson Games, will visit Noisebridge.
* '''January 27th, 18:00-20:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Workshop]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] (contact [[User:Gpvillamil|Gian Pablo]] for more info)
* '''January 27th, 20:00-22:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Performance]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] - "Celebrate a night of new sound that will change your idea of music forever!"
* '''January 25th, 19:30 - [[Bag Porn]]''' - What's in your bag?
* '''January 20th, 19:00-21:00 - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat/about Bay Categories & Types]''' - Categories, monoids, monads, functors and more! Held in the Alonzo Church classroom.
* '''January 20th, 19:00 - [[User Experience Book Club SF]]''' - Our book this month is "A Theory of Fun for Game Design" by Raph Koster - http://is.gd/6sEqw (meets in Turing)
* '''January 21st, 20:00 - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' - Monthly set of lightning talks on diverse topics
* '''January 22nd, 17:00 - [[CleaningParty| Cleaning Party]]''' - Come help clean up Noisebridge! Awsum fun!
* ...January 14th,16th, and 17th 1:00- ??? Build Out day for kitchen/bathroom/laundry bring yourself and a good attitude, learn a few things as well
* '''January 15th, 18:00 - [[CNC_Mill_Workshop]]''' - Learn to use the CNC mill for 2D engraving and circuit board routing
* Thursdays 17:00 [[ASL Group|American Sign Language]] - Learn how to talk without using your voice (or just come chat in ASL)<small>[http://whenisgood.net/noisebridge/asl/generic click to reschedule]</small>

===2009===
* '''November 18th, 19:30''' - [[Dorkbot_2009_11_18|Dorkbot]]
* '''November 19th, 18:00''' - [[Mesh meetup]]
* '''November 19th, 20:00''' - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
* '''November 20th, 18:00''' - Loud Objects [http://www.flickr.com/photos/createdigitalmedia/3428249036/ Noise Toy workshop].
* '''November 20th, 20:00''' - Performance by [http://www.loudobjects.com/ Loud Objects], (featuring Tristan Perich and Lesley Flanigan) and [http://www.myspace.com/jibkidder Jib Kidder].
:'''2009-11-05''' - [http://www.server-sky.com/ Server Sky presentation: Internet and Computation in Orbit] by Keith Lofstrom
:'''2009-11-05''' - [[Mesh meetup]]
:'''2009-11-02''' - [[French]] book club meeting to discuss [http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/2842612892/ref=ord_cart_shr?_encoding=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&v=glance Une Si Longue Lettre]
: ''' October 1st, 18:00''' - [[Wireless_Mesh_Network_Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]
: ''' October 1st, 19:00''' - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat Bay Area Categories and Types]
: '''2009-10-03''' [[Year 1 Open Hacker House]]
:'''Friday''': [[CrazyCryptoNight]] - Discussion of cryptography for beginners through experts6-???
:'''Sunday''' : [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] Sundays, at 3-5pm.
:'''Monday''': [[German]] - Learn German, all levels7pm beginners, 8pm advancedRSVP 24 hours in advance for the benefit of the instructorEvents ran May-November 2009Currently on Thursdays at 8Get on the mailing list.
:'''Tuesday''': [[Haskell/Haschool]] - Learn Haskell with Jason Dusek 6PM - 7:30PM, from May until we're all experts.
:'''Wednesday''': [[Adobe_Lightroom|Adobe Lightroom]] - Become a more organized photographerWeekly class (mostly held off site).
:'''Thursday''': [[Professional VFX Compositing With Adobe After Effects]] - Taught by [[User:SFSlim|Aaron Muszalski]]7:30PM - 10PM, most Thursdays in May & June & ? (click through dammit)
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] 3D Edition
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Wireless Mesh Network Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]
:'''2009-08-20''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] One Dee Edition
:'''2009-07-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] Zero Dee
:'''2009-07-02 - 2009-07-05''': [http://toorcamp.org Toorcamp]
:'''2009-07-01''': Noisedroid meeting to discuss location logging on Android platform (and other stuff too, I'm sure)
:'''2009-06-30''': [[Powerbocking Class|Powerbocking class]]
:'''2009-06-30''': "Suing Telemarketers for Fun and Profit" (Toorcamp talk preview)
:'''2009-06-28''': "Meditation for Hackers" (Toorcamp workshop preview)
:'''2009-06-18''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-06-15''': [[Eagle Workshop]] Session two of the Eagle CAD workshop.
:'''2009-06-13''': [[RoboGames 2009]] Noisebridge had a booth staffed by vounteers, great fun!
:'''2009-05-21''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-04-27''': [[EagleCAD workshop]] -- learn to use this CAD tool for printed circuit board design
:'''2009-04-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] April showers & flowers edition
:'''2009-04-11''': [[RFID Hacking]] weekend workshop (this event moved from the original March date)
:'''2009-04-05''': [[First aid and CPR class]] Learning how to not only not die, but also reduce scarring!
:'''2009-04-03''': [[Sudo pop]] 2PM and onMaking the first batch of a Noisebridge label yerba mate-niated rootbrew, gratis and DIY
:'''2009-03-26''': [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] first meet up for this new group: 8 pm
:'''2009-03-19''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-03-12''': [[OpenBTS and GSM]] talk by David Burgess
:'''2009-02-14''': [[Open Heart Workshop]] Valentine's Day blinkyheart soldering party!
:'''2009-02-13''': [[Time-t_Party|<tt>time_t</tt> Party]] to celebrate 1,234,567,890 since the Unix epoch.
:'''2009-02-09''': [[Spanish learning at 8:30]]
:'''2009-02-05''': [[PGP Key Workshop]]
:'''2009-01-31''': [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]

===2008===
:'''2008-12-27''': [[25C3]] Chaos Computer Congress in Berlin
:'''2008-12-20 & 21''': [[Creme Brulee]] Workshop on creating a french dessert, with bonus propane torch.
:'''2008-12-17 20:00''': [[Machine Learning]] Birds-of-a-feather
:'''2008-11-24''': [[Circuit Hacking Monday]] circuit design workshop
:'''2008-11-21, 7pm''':[[Milk and Cookies]] -- [[User:Dmolnar|David Molnar]] hosts Milk and Cookies at 83CBring a short 5-7minute thing to read to othersBring a potluck cookie/snack/drink if you likeDavid will bring milk and cookies.
:'''2008-11-17, 7:30pm''': [[Basic Bicycle Maintain]] - [[User:rubin110|Rubin]] and [[User:rigel|rigel]] hate it when we see a bike that isn't maintainedScreechy chains and clacking derailleur can go to hellBasic bike tune up, sharing the smarts on simple things you can do at home to make your ride suck a whole lot less.
:'''2008-11-16, 5:00pm''': [[RepRap Soldering Party]] - help assemble RepRap! RSVPs required on wiki! [[User:Adi|adi]]
:'''2008-11-16, 3:00pm''': [[Oscilloscopes]] - Learn how to use this versatile tool to test electronic circuits Maximum 6 slots, please sign up ahead of time! [[User:dstaff|dstaff]]
:'''2008-10-31''': [[Halloween Open House]] - NoiseBridge's own [[PPPC]] threw an awesome open house/halloween galaPost pictures if you got 'em!
:'''2008-10-25''': [[Soldering Workshop]] and Pumpkin Hackin' - Learn to solder for total newbies (or learn to solder better!), including surface mountAdditionally, carve your halloween pumpkins and enjoy some experimental pumpkin pie and/or soup.
:'''2008-10-07''': (tuesday before meeting) - Etch a circuit boardI'll be trying a photo resist etching and a basic printed mask etchingThis is step 1/3 for a project called "annoying USB thingie" which will execute pre-defined keystrokes by sneaking a tiny USB dongle onto a victim^h^h^h^h^h buddy's computer.
:'''2008-09-13''': [[Processing Workshop]] — Learn this very easy-to-use programming language! - [[Processing Workshop Report]]
:'''2008-02-16''': [[Brain Machine Workshop|Brain Machine Making Workshop]]: Our first hardware sprint!

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