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2015-04-01T16:52:59Z

166.70.207.2: minus the SHOUTING

Official, Semi-Official, one-off and other events at the Noisebridge space.

=Event Calendar=
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Not all events make it onto this calendar. Many events only make it to the [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/ Discussion] or [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-announce/ Announcements] mailing lists, [[IRC]] or in person at [[:Category:Meeting_Notes | Tuesday meetings]]. Best of all, Noisebridge is about people getting together at the space in San Francisco to do stuff. DO pay attention, as some events just arise organically from the bottom up!

'''Want to host your event at Noisebridge?''' We like seeing classes and talks on interesting things pertaining to various subjects of hacking. Most of all, we like seeing familiar faces. Please participate in the space and our [[Meetings|weekly Tuesday meetings]] to see if we're the right audience for what you want to share before announcing a new event. Additionally, please see our [[Hosting an Event|events hosting page]] for suggestions on how to use Noisebridge for your event/class/workshop.

=== Upcoming Events [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=2 edit] ===



 
'''Wednesday, April 8th, 2015, 6:30PM to 8:30PM:''' '''Wordpress''' and '''Woo Commerce''' informal discussion in Hackitorium - free beer and pizza. More info @ [[code is poetry]]
 
'''Thursday, April 16th, 2015, 6PM to 8PM:''' [https://plus.google.com/u/1/communities/112974120022463718222 Bay Area Maker Educators] to host its monthly meetup at Noisebridge. About 30-40 educators from all around the Bay Area convene to chat and discuss topics related to making in K-12 schools. We are excited to meet at Noisebridge this month because many of our educators have never been to this space or anything else like it!
 
'''Saturday, April 18th, 2015, 12pm to 2pm:''' [[Godwaffle_18_Apr_2015|GODWAFFLE NOISE PANCAKES @ Noisebridge]] -- Noisebands and vegan pancakes!
 
'''Saturday, May 9th, 2015, 12pm to 2pm:''' [[Godwaffle_9_May_2015|GODWAFFLE NOISE PANCAKES @ Noisebridge]] -- Noisebands and vegan pancakes!
 
'''Saturday, May 9th, 2015, 12pm to Sunday, May 10th, 2015, 5pm:''' The Stupid $@#! No One Needs and Terrible Ideas Hackathon. More info to come soon.
 
'''Friday, June 26th, 2015, 7am to 6pm:''' [[American Library Association conference event: A Day At A Hackerspace]] (''more details coming soon...'') This all-day event at Noisebridge is an official part of the American Library Association conference. About 40 librarians from all over the US will be at Noisebridge to learn more about hackerspaces and how forming one in their library can be beneficial for their community.
 
'''Monday, June 29th-30th, 2015, 12pm to 7pm:''' [https://libraryfreedomproject.org/?p=286 Unofficial American Library Association Unconference] (''This Unconference will focus on issues of privacy, access, and digital rights as they relate to libraries, and will feature speaker sessions, bootcamp technology trainings, and open forums for discussion.'')
 
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=== Recurring Events [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=3 edit] ===

{{Template:Recurring}} - Every week. 
{{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} - Certain weeks, e.g. 1st week only. 
{{Template:RecurringException|-2nd}} - Except certain weeks, or other schedule exceptions.


==== Mondays ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''7:30 pm - 10:00 pm [[Circuit Hacking Mondays]]'''  ''<div style="padding-left: 30px; max-width: 725px;">- Learn to solder! And make cool things with electronics. [[User:maltman23|Mitch]], Rolf, [[User:Miloh|Miloh]], [[User:Cedric|Cedric]], Cheng, Greg, and/or a host of others will bring kits-for-purchase to make cool, hackable things for all skill levels that you can bring home after you make them! Many designed for '''absolute beginners'''! Bring your own projects to hack! Bring things to fix! All ages. All are welcome! See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] and the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.</div>
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[Front-end Web Development]]''' - Learn HTML/CSS/JS. A series of talks on different topics every week. Recap of last week's material starts at 7:30 pm. Join the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/webdev WebDev list] or the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for updates.
* {{Template:Recurring}} [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Take Out the Trash Night -- Round One]] Be sure to put bins out by midnight as the trash truck comes between 1:30 to 2:30am.

==== Tuesdays ====

* {{Template:Recurring}} '''7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [http://www.railsschool.org Ruby and Rails class]''' - Seminar and workshop for learning everything about Ruby, Rails, and web application development (Church classroom). See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm '''[[PyClass|Intermediate Python with PyClass]]''' - Crash course in the Python standard library
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''7:00 pm [[Meetings|Noisebridge Weekly Meeting]]''' - Introducing new people and events to the space, general discussion, and decision-making on key issues. '''This is your space, folks. Come on out here in person to express what you think about what's going on with it!'''

==== Wednesdays ====

* {{Template:Recurring}} 6:00 pm - 8:00pm SF-LUG Weekly Linux Discussion Group, held in the Turing classroom.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm [[Digital Archivists]] - Learn how to scan books and help build book scanners.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringException|alternating monthly}} 7:00 pm - 9:30 pm '''Next NB meetup 25th Feb, alternating monthly between SF and South Bay''' - [[Cyberspectrum|Cyberspectrum: Software Defined Radio Meetup]] in Hackatorium '''(new)''': A place to learn and exchange ideas about SDR. Presentations on concepts, mystery signals, hardware/software and cool applications.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[DreamTeam| Dream Team Neuro Hackery]] - EEG research & development project with general interest in sleep, dreaming, creative intelligence, and many loosely related topics such as: neurophysiology, signal processing, cognitive neuroscience, and (especially) hacking code and devices for data acquisition and analysis. Join us at the [[CollaborationStation]] (near the Hackatorium). Expect general discussion around 8 PM - usually moving along by 9 PM to focus on more technical aspects of current project.

==== ''Super'' Thursdays! ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Trash Night -- Round Two]] - Take out the trash for Friday morning! Do it by midnight as truck comes 1:30-2:30am.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} 6:00 pm - 9:00 pm [[FreeBSD|Friends of FreeBSD]] welcomes all skill levels to learn more about FreeBSD, to actually '''use''' and help promote the FreeBSD project, and to get involved in preventing this operating system from dying. 
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|2nd}}{{Template:RecurringNumbered|4th}} 6:30 pm - 7:30 pm '''[http://www.meetup.com/San-Francisco-Bootstrappers SF Bootstrappers Office Hours @ Noisebridge] - Come to Noisebridge 2nd and 4th Thursdays 6:30 - 7:30 and get the kickstart you need to solve your most burning problem.This is a group for experts to help novices and novices to get the much needed advice they need on their projects

* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm '''[[PyClass|Intermediate Python with PyClass]]''' - Crash course in the Python standard library
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm - 10:00 pm '''[[Maker Faire 2015|Noisebridge @ Maker Fair 2015]] - Come to Noisebridge Thursdays 7:00 pm - 10:00 pm and help make this a thing. We'd really really welcome all of you makers, presenters and teachers to come by! If anyone specifically asks [[Getting_In|what you're coming to Noisebridge for]] that evening, tell 'em that you're there to join Jarrod in making [[Maker_Faire_2015|Noisebridge @ Maker Faire]] an awesome reality.'''
* {{Template:Recurring}} {{Template:RecurringException|-3rd}} 7:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[3D Thursday]] Weekly meetup (non-3rd-thursdays) at Noisebridge focusing on 3D Printers, CNC machines, FabLabs, and replicating machines of all kinds.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[Front-end_Web_Development#Lab|Front-end Web Development Lab]] - Understand by doing! A recap of Monday's lecture in workshop form - and a good time for one-on-one help with the material.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} '''7:00 pm [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' a.k.a. 5MoF - lightning 5min talks every 3rd Thursday of the month

==== Fridays ====
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|5th}} 6:00 pm - 8:00 pm [[Computerology]] in Turing or [[CollaborationStation]], understanding and using computers
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|5th}} 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[FUN Tutoring]] @ [[CollaborationStation]]

==== Saturdays ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} 1:00 pm - 2:00 pm [[CPP Class]] discussion in Hackitorum/Fox Lounge/Church. Currently looking for folks wanting to help plan out lessons.


==== Sundays ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} 12:30 pm - 7:30 pm [[Dungeons and Dragons]] in Church, currently looking for new players.
* {{Template:RecurringException|alternating monthly}} 1:00 pm Monthly Lock Sport Collaboration: Come learn how to pick locks and learn more about them with the [http://www.tooolsf.org/ SF Bay Area chapter] of [http://toool.us/ TOOOL]. The group meets on alternating months at Noisebridge and in San Jose. Check the [https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/tooolsf-announce TOOOL SF announcement list] for details.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|2nd}} 2:00 pm [[BAHA]] - [http://baha.bitrot.info Bay Area Hacker's Association] - security meeting
* {{Template:Recurring}} 3:00 pm [[Go]] - Playing of the Go board game. On nice days we often take the boards to Dolores Park and play there.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 6:00 pm [[Plan 9]] class (if not Noisebridge check Sycamore)
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If you'd like to contact somebody at Noisebridge regarding these Events or even the Noisebridge Wiki itself, then please send an email message to one of the Board members listed in the [[Contacts]] list, e.g., <secretary@noisebridge.net> or <treasurer@noisebridge.net>

=== Orphaned Events ===
These events appear to be dormant or extinct.

* SAT 10:15 - 12:10 [[Juggling with Judy!]] Note: next class is scheduled for Saturday June 29th. Attention juggling fans! Judy will be at the 2013 World Juggling Day celebration Saturday June 15th at Ripley's Believe It Or Not Odditorium in San Francisco Fisherman's Warf - free event begins at 1. Come check it out!
* THU 18:00 - 21:00 '''[[Privacy Bay]]''' - A monthly meetup for Bay Area folks interested in privacy. Meets in Church on the last Thursday of the month.
* FRI 19:00 - 21:00 [[Anarchy_101|Anarchy 101]] - a class/seminar on what anarchy is and is not, and how it impacts us as individuals and as discrete groups.
* SUN 13:00 [[Songbridge]]: (Bi-monthly) Learn how to make and record music with a computerWe cover midi and vst as well as multi-track recordingBring your laptop.
* 20:00 - 22:00 [[Noise~_Wednesday | Noise~ Wed]] - Graphical media programming with Max/MSP/Jitter
* 19:00 [[Tahoe-LAFS]] - Occasional meetup of users and/or developers of the Least Authority File System.
* 14:00 - 16:00 Android Developer Support Group - Meet up with other app developers in the library for a lightly structured knowledge-share.

=== Proposed Future Events and Classes ===
:'''(TBD)''': [[Sound Science]] A potential monthly lecture/demonstration series on the little known science behind sound reproductionTopics to include: Transducer Physics(speakers and mics), Room Acoustics, Signal Path and Cabling,Loudspeaker design 101, Music Production Tips for Big Sound, and How to make a small system sound HUGEEach session to include hands on projects like making speakers from stuff lying around, Non-Newtonian bass monsters, and ez speaker mods for anyoneIf interested contact the new guy-> MattLong8 at gmail dot com, 805 four five three - six zero nine seven
:'''(TBD)''': [[Modular Synthesis]] a bi-weekly (or monthly) group devoted to modular synthesizers> workshop will include modular sound synthesis styles and techniques, a study of different modules and their functions, ie voltage controlled oscillator, voltage controlled filter, low frequency oscillator, envelope generator ect and how these modules interact with each other, what control voltage and triggers are..... as well as one on one time for each student with the modular, which is a 60 space large format Moog style modular synthesizer with big knobs and 1/4 jacks including performance and other awesomeness by Douglas. contact Douglas at greenshoos at gmail dotcom
:'''(TBD)''': [[VideoHacking]] a weekly video/video art devoted hacker group, including experiments in the 3D vr realm...if interested contact julialc4@gmail.com
:Wednesdays at 21:00 [[Brewing Bridge]] - Malakkar Proposal: Learn how to make your drinks fun AND antibacterial, using yeastThis will be recurring if enough interest or need is presentAssociated items - what to do with brewing leftovers, and brewers sample hour, etc.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Probability]] - Weekly probability study group based on [http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/electrical-engineering-and-computer-science/6-041-probabilistic-systems-analysis-and-applied-probability-spring-2006/related-resources/ Fundamentals of Applied Probability Theory] by Al Drake
:'''(TBD)''': [[Mandarin Corner|Mandarin]] - Learn or practice Mandarin, all levels. Also currently on hiatus. Get on the mailing list.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Movie Night!]] - [[User:ThOMG|Thom]] wants to build community through nerdy sci-fi! (+Bill+Ted+Excellence++) (how about a Friday hacker movie night? -[[User:Carl|Carl]])
:'''(TBD)''': [[Introduction to the AVR Microcontroller]] - [[User:Mightyohm|Jeff]] and [[User:Maltman23|Mitch]] are planning an introductory class for people wanting to make cool projects with AVRs.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Basic Chemistry Lab Techniques]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cuddle Puddle for the Economy]] - Stress-hacking with informal massage exchange.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Milk and Cookies]] - Come read your favorite selections out loudWith Milk and Cookies (and yeah, probably beer too).
:'''(TBD)''': [[Processing Workshop 2]] - [[User:Scmurray|Scott]] is interested in teaching this, and is busy thinking about what, where, when, why, and how.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Hack your Hardware]] -- We call BS on "no user-serviceable parts inside"
:'''(TBD)''': [[Homebrew Instruction Class]] - The Wort (pt 1/3)
:'''(TBD)''': [[Trip to Shooting Range]] - Field trip to a shooting range, to shoot guns Express interest at [[Trip to Shooting Range]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Surface Mount Soldering Workshop]] - Learn how to solder cicuits with small surface mount parts [[User:maltman23|Mitch Altman]] and Martin Bogomolni and others will show their tricks [[User:maltman23|Mitch]] will bring hackable kits that uses surface mounts for you to solder<-YES!(mattlong8 at gmail dot com)
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Version control tutorial]]
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Foreign language learning for rocket scientists]] - I'm near-native (fool people when I try) in (French and) Japanese, and a pro trans/terpreter and will share my shortcuts (skill-order, vocab, speed/articulation, translation≅grammar)No expertise on tonal languages yet..so if you know how to remember tones or how tone-sandhi interacts with speed and/or how nuances of speaker attitude are expressed in them (what we do with rythm/inflection/sentence-intonation and stress in Eng., and with particles and ??? in e.gCantonese) please chime in or call me (415-608-0564) so I can convey your wisdom[also looking for a from-scratch Arabic partner]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Getting started with Arduino]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Distributed Databases]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Node.js Beginners Session]] - Interested in learning about Node.js? I amMaybe these guys want to teach it: http://www.meetup.com/Joyent-Cloud-User-Group/events/81311542/

:'''(TBD)''': [[Scrum Club]] - I though I'd test the waters and see if anyone was interested in a noisebridge scrum club details are here http://scrumclub.org/scrum-clubs/ if inturested hit me up twitter: @theabcasian, facebook: http://www.facebook.com/theabcasian
:'''(TBD)''': [[CNC Mill Workshop]] - Who wants to make stuff on the [[MaxNCMill]]?
:'''(TBD)''': [[Math & Science Help]] - If you would like some math, science or engineering help, I'm down to lend a hand.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cyborg Group|Cyborg Group / Sensebridge]] - Work on projects like artificial senses Someone needs to lead this!
:'''(TBD)''': [[OpenEEG]] - Brain techHas historically met on Sundays, at the behest of interested parties.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Programming_for_Poets | Programming for Poets]] - Gentle intro to programming using Processing
:'''(TBD)''': [[World Builders & Simgineers]] - Work together to create a beautiful & open virtual world & platform.
:'''(TBD)''': [[PlunderBridge]] - Metal detecting, detector technology & treasure hunting expeditions.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Ruby Mining]] - Ruby on Rails basics, interactive working group
:'''(TBD)''': [[MoinMoin Wiki]] - MoinMoin Wiki (details see there)
:'''(TBD)''': [[Noisebridge Fundraiser 2013]]

= Past Events =

===2014===
*{{event
|time = Sunday, September 23, 5:00pm
|title = How to Start a Startup MOOC Lecture Viewings
|description = We would get together to watch the lectures together and conduct discussion and networking afterwards. http://startupclass.samaltman.com/
|}}

===2013===
*{{event
|time = Friday, August 9, 5:00pm
|title = Noisebridge Party Setup
|description = Volunteers will be preparing the space for Saturday's show. There are no scheduled conflicts; you might be asked to move multiple times by someone pushing a broom and assembling a raised stage simultaneously.
|}}

*{{event
|time = Saturday, August 10, 4:00pm
|title = Noisebridge "______ the Bridge" Party
|description = a summer fundraising party for Noisebridge, which YOU are invited to!
|suggested donation = $10, but no one turned away for lack of funds
|}}

*{{event
|time = Sunday, August 11, 2:00pm
|title = Bay Area Hackers' Association Meeting
|description = Jon Callas presenting on [[BAHA/2013-08-11|Secure Communications, Privacy, Counter-Surveillance]].
|}}

* '''Wednesday, May 22, 7.00 pm: Instructables Build Night''' - Bare Conductive, Instructables will supply Bare Conductive paint pens and pizza. Come experiment with the paint and post some Instructables. This is a FREE event.

===2012===
* '''December 20, Thursday, 20:00 - 22:00 - [[5MoF|5 Minutes of Fame]]''' - Following up on its triumphant return in November, 5MoF is back with another showcase of lightning talks & other good stuff, with your host Sir Danny O'Brien! Details TBA
*'''Tuesday Feb14th, 18:00 to 20:00''' ZiP MegaZine releases its inaugural issue with '''My Noisy Valentine''' Zine Release Microparty in the Noisebridge cafeFor more info follow [[zine | this]] link.
* '''Wednesday, Jan30, 20:00-22:00''' [[zine|ZiP]] meeting for zine-makers & others with an interest in printing & self-publishingThe meeting 1/30/13 is our first since mid-2012We plan to hold them regularly from now on at this time (Wednesday 8pm)This meeting will be informal & will probably take place in the printing/lasercutter area of the hackerspace.

===2011===

* '''September 11th 14:00 to 17:00''' - The San Francisco Chapter of the Open Organisation Of Lockpickers and Bay Area Hacker's Association present a joint meeting on [https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Locksport locksport]
*'''August 4, 7PM, Thursday''' - [http://zeidman.net Bob Zeidman] will be giving a talk on video games and intellectual property, hosted by TheMADEHe will also speak about IP infringement cases.
*'''August 9, 6:30PM, Tuesday''' - [http://www.meetup.com/makesf/events/26413241/ Make:SF] - Chris Jefferies will speak about the wireless sensor kit he is developing and we are bringing back our all star soldering kits.

* '''April 13th, 19:00''' - Kombucha fermentation class with [[BioBridge]]
*'''April 7th, 20:00''' - [[In-Depth|Noisebridge: In-Depth]] Our monthly lecture and round tableThis month's speaker will be Aragorn! his lecture will be "Anarchism & technology: An unbridgeable chasm"
*'''April 4th, 20:00''' - Camp KDE PartyCome and meet part of the KDE North America community and get a quick overview of this year's [http://camp.kde.org/ Camp KDE] conferenceThere will be beer
*'''April 3rd, 16:00''' - NoiseCaching: Meet-up to build some geocaches, and talk about making geocoinsThen we'll head out to find some local caches and place caches we made[http://www.geocaching.com More info about Geocaching here]
* '''March 20th, 19:00''' [[Hack Politics]] meetup -- the first meetup to figure out how we in the hacker community can effectively mobilize and create meaningful change in these interesting times
* '''March 12th, 12:00-18:00 - Noisebridge Hackathon!''' Second Saturday Hackathon is a casual monthly event dedicated to working on the space or relevant projects and building community This is a great time to get feedback or help on any projects you have been considering that center around the space, culture, and infrastructure of Noisebridge You can also help with existing projects and find out ways to get involved.
* '''March 10, Thursday, 19:00 - Group Grammar Clinic''' - Church Classroom - Donations gladly accepted - A clinic for grammar and writing evaluationPlease bring your web/social or technical writing for us to evaluateBring your laptop as well Collaboration groupware possibly provided(Please suggest groupware software to use if you wish)Constructive feedback from other group members is encouraged so that this clinic is a group process- Facilitator: [[User:Owen|Owen]] (opietro@yahoo.com)
* '''March 9th, 20:00''' - Ferment and filter a mash! [[fermentation logs]]

===2010===
* '''Sunday, August 22, 19:00 CLUB-MATE DROPOFF AND TASTING PARTY''' Nick Farr will be in town to drop off Club-Mate ordered by San Franciscans!
* '''June 5th, 12:00-19:00 - [[NoiseBridgeRehab]]''' - Help make the space more usable and accessible! Noisebridge needs your help!
* '''June 5th, 16:00-20:00 - [[Science For Juggalos]]''' - Science Fair in front of the Warfield Theater teaching magnetism to Juggalos
* '''June 6th, 15:00 - [[AVC Meetup]]''' - Entrepreneurial bonding & matchmaking
* '''June 9th, 21:00 - Your liver supports Noisebridge''' - Come to Elixir @ 16th & Guerrero anytime after 21:00 and drink, drink, drink! 50% of tips go to Noisebridge
* '''February 27th, 20:00 - [[Hacker EPROM]]''' - Noisebridge's first prom! Nice tie and a (robot) date requiredWe will have a DJ and punch.
* '''February 24th, 19:00, Wednesday - Joris Peels, of [http://www.shapeways.com Shapeways]''', and expert on 3D printing, will give a [[ShaperwaysPresentation | talk and demonstration]] at Noisebridge!.
* '''February 23rd, 18:00 - Cleaning day''' - Come and help clean Noisebridge, because everyone loves a clean hack space.
* '''February 12th, 21:00 - visit from Steve Jackson'''Game designer [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jackson_%28US_game_designer%29 Steve Jackson], founder of Steve Jackson Games, will visit Noisebridge.
* '''January 27th, 18:00-20:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Workshop]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] (contact [[User:Gpvillamil|Gian Pablo]] for more info)
* '''January 27th, 20:00-22:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Performance]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] - "Celebrate a night of new sound that will change your idea of music forever!"
* '''January 25th, 19:30 - [[Bag Porn]]''' - What's in your bag?
* '''January 20th, 19:00-21:00 - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat/about Bay Categories & Types]''' - Categories, monoids, monads, functors and more! Held in the Alonzo Church classroom.
* '''January 20th, 19:00 - [[User Experience Book Club SF]]''' - Our book this month is "A Theory of Fun for Game Design" by Raph Koster - http://is.gd/6sEqw (meets in Turing)
* '''January 21st, 20:00 - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' - Monthly set of lightning talks on diverse topics
* '''January 22nd, 17:00 - [[CleaningParty| Cleaning Party]]''' - Come help clean up Noisebridge! Awsum fun!
* ...January 14th,16th, and 17th 1:00- ??? Build Out day for kitchen/bathroom/laundry bring yourself and a good attitude, learn a few things as well
* '''January 15th, 18:00 - [[CNC_Mill_Workshop]]''' - Learn to use the CNC mill for 2D engraving and circuit board routing
* Thursdays 17:00 [[ASL Group|American Sign Language]] - Learn how to talk without using your voice (or just come chat in ASL)[http://whenisgood.net/noisebridge/asl/generic click to reschedule]

===2009===
* '''November 18th, 19:30''' - [[Dorkbot_2009_11_18|Dorkbot]]
* '''November 19th, 18:00''' - [[Mesh meetup]]
* '''November 19th, 20:00''' - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
* '''November 20th, 18:00''' - Loud Objects [http://www.flickr.com/photos/createdigitalmedia/3428249036/ Noise Toy workshop].
* '''November 20th, 20:00''' - Performance by [http://www.loudobjects.com/ Loud Objects], (featuring Tristan Perich and Lesley Flanigan) and [http://www.myspace.com/jibkidder Jib Kidder].
:'''2009-11-05''' - [http://www.server-sky.com/ Server Sky presentation: Internet and Computation in Orbit] by Keith Lofstrom
:'''2009-11-05''' - [[Mesh meetup]]
:'''2009-11-02''' - [[French]] book club meeting to discuss [http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/2842612892/ref=ord_cart_shr?_encoding=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&v=glance Une Si Longue Lettre]
: ''' October 1st, 18:00''' - [[Wireless_Mesh_Network_Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]
: ''' October 1st, 19:00''' - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat Bay Area Categories and Types]
: '''2009-10-03''' [[Year 1 Open Hacker House]]
:'''Friday''': [[CrazyCryptoNight]] - Discussion of cryptography for beginners through experts6-???
:'''Sunday''' : [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] Sundays, at 3-5pm.
:'''Monday''': [[German]] - Learn German, all levels7pm beginners, 8pm advancedRSVP 24 hours in advance for the benefit of the instructorEvents ran May-November 2009Currently on Thursdays at 8Get on the mailing list.
:'''Tuesday''': [[Haskell/Haschool]] - Learn Haskell with Jason Dusek 6PM - 7:30PM, from May until we're all experts.
:'''Wednesday''': [[Adobe_Lightroom|Adobe Lightroom]] - Become a more organized photographerWeekly class (mostly held off site).
:'''Thursday''': [[Professional VFX Compositing With Adobe After Effects]] - Taught by [[User:SFSlim|Aaron Muszalski]]7:30PM - 10PM, most Thursdays in May & June & ? (click through dammit)
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] 3D Edition
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Wireless Mesh Network Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]
:'''2009-08-20''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] One Dee Edition
:'''2009-07-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] Zero Dee
:'''2009-07-02 - 2009-07-05''': [http://toorcamp.org Toorcamp]
:'''2009-07-01''': Noisedroid meeting to discuss location logging on Android platform (and other stuff too, I'm sure)
:'''2009-06-30''': [[Powerbocking Class|Powerbocking class]]
:'''2009-06-30''': "Suing Telemarketers for Fun and Profit" (Toorcamp talk preview)
:'''2009-06-28''': "Meditation for Hackers" (Toorcamp workshop preview)
:'''2009-06-18''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-06-15''': [[Eagle Workshop]] Session two of the Eagle CAD workshop.
:'''2009-06-13''': [[RoboGames 2009]] Noisebridge had a booth staffed by vounteers, great fun!
:'''2009-05-21''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-04-27''': [[EagleCAD workshop]] -- learn to use this CAD tool for printed circuit board design
:'''2009-04-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] April showers & flowers edition
:'''2009-04-11''': [[RFID Hacking]] weekend workshop (this event moved from the original March date)
:'''2009-04-05''': [[First aid and CPR class]] Learning how to not only not die, but also reduce scarring!
:'''2009-04-03''': [[Sudo pop]] 2PM and onMaking the first batch of a Noisebridge label yerba mate-niated rootbrew, gratis and DIY
:'''2009-03-26''': [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] first meet up for this new group: 8 pm
:'''2009-03-19''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-03-12''': [[OpenBTS and GSM]] talk by David Burgess
:'''2009-02-14''': [[Open Heart Workshop]] Valentine's Day blinkyheart soldering party!
:'''2009-02-13''': [[Time-t_Party|<tt>time_t</tt> Party]] to celebrate 1,234,567,890 since the Unix epoch.
:'''2009-02-09''': [[Spanish learning at 8:30]]
:'''2009-02-05''': [[PGP Key Workshop]]
:'''2009-01-31''': [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]

===2008===
:'''2008-12-27''': [[25C3]] Chaos Computer Congress in Berlin
:'''2008-12-20 & 21''': [[Creme Brulee]] Workshop on creating a french dessert, with bonus propane torch.
:'''2008-12-17 20:00''': [[Machine Learning]] Birds-of-a-feather
:'''2008-11-24''': [[Circuit Hacking Monday]] circuit design workshop
:'''2008-11-21, 7pm''':[[Milk and Cookies]] -- [[User:Dmolnar|David Molnar]] hosts Milk and Cookies at 83CBring a short 5-7minute thing to read to othersBring a potluck cookie/snack/drink if you likeDavid will bring milk and cookies.
:'''2008-11-17, 7:30pm''': [[Basic Bicycle Maintain]] - [[User:rubin110|Rubin]] and [[User:rigel|rigel]] hate it when we see a bike that isn't maintainedScreechy chains and clacking derailleur can go to hellBasic bike tune up, sharing the smarts on simple things you can do at home to make your ride suck a whole lot less.
:'''2008-11-16, 5:00pm''': [[RepRap Soldering Party]] - help assemble RepRap! RSVPs required on wiki! [[User:Adi|adi]]
:'''2008-11-16, 3:00pm''': [[Oscilloscopes]] - Learn how to use this versatile tool to test electronic circuits Maximum 6 slots, please sign up ahead of time! [[User:dstaff|dstaff]]
:'''2008-10-31''': [[Halloween Open House]] - NoiseBridge's own [[PPPC]] threw an awesome open house/halloween galaPost pictures if you got 'em!
:'''2008-10-25''': [[Soldering Workshop]] and Pumpkin Hackin' - Learn to solder for total newbies (or learn to solder better!), including surface mountAdditionally, carve your halloween pumpkins and enjoy some experimental pumpkin pie and/or soup.
:'''2008-10-07''': (tuesday before meeting) - Etch a circuit boardI'll be trying a photo resist etching and a basic printed mask etchingThis is step 1/3 for a project called "annoying USB thingie" which will execute pre-defined keystrokes by sneaking a tiny USB dongle onto a victim^h^h^h^h^h buddy's computer.
:'''2008-09-13''': [[Processing Workshop]] — Learn this very easy-to-use programming language! - [[Processing Workshop Report]]
:'''2008-02-16''': [[Brain Machine Workshop|Brain Machine Making Workshop]]: Our first hardware sprint!

[[Category:Top level]]

Quotes

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166.70.207.2: conspiracy

'''When someone says something outrageously funny or weird, it goes on the memorable quotes list or it gets the hose again. '''

Most recent are on top.

* '''Adrian Chadd''', FreeBSD developer, after flipping someone's mailman mod bit for sending LUG meeting announcements too regularly: I'm definitely not part of any conspiracy to remove linux-isms from the internet!

* '''teratoma''': Ed Lee officially declares tomorrow "Zynga Day" for SF, in honor of FarmVille release.

* '''rachelyra''': Crazy people like being part of a community, too.

* '''Lupita''': This is a place for hacking, and allowing food inside the space creates an unsafe for many potential hackers. What if people have nut allergies and people are using nuts in the kitchen?

* '''James''': The average person in the kitchen does not understand how to wash a dish and has an opportunity to be taught.

* '''noisebot''': I am clinging to the ceiling of a bottomless abyss.

* '''Al Sweigart''': only a rat-face fucker who doesn't truly care about the spirit of the consensus process would do that.

* '''setient''': I am just a nice guy who likes to help.

* '''Johny Radio''': It's possible i simply do not remember that, because i do not remember that.

* '''Al''': do not resort to name-calling and cussing at Jake or anyone else on the mailing list.

* '''malaclyps''': oh man i was *that* close to becoming a monk about 6 years ago '''malaclyps''': dated lizzard instea

* '''jedichu''': setient: swedes are super bitchy about their tld and will not under any circumstances give you chee.se '''jedichu''': trust me I tried '''jedichu''': really hard
* Account creation from this IP address (xx.x.x.xxx) has been blocked by Flamsmark.

* '''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''':. . . .I was watching Adventure Time. . . .

* '''RedType''': .chat about lancehole '''noisebot''': RedType: i'm cool with that in linux like the cops to wear high heels with pink metal stuff on atmegas to feed about fifty interns here who has video out, and some lancehole kept sprinting at the moment due to gentrification in the backyard ecosystem

* '''gnusosa''': To me, it seems that AL is now living in the space. '''jerkey''': in the lockers '''wiretapped''': jerkey: do you have prince albert in a tin?

* '''johny radio''': Personally, I really do NOT see what structural nihilism has to do with hacking. Strucural nihilism seems like the OPPOSITE of hacking. Might be partly due to concerns about surveillance. The Sun Tzu "be formless" thing.

* '''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': I do not know of any problems which cannot be solved by sufficiently advanced bureaucratese wordsmithing. It's pretty much my only marketable skill, so I might be biased.

* '''Charlie''': You're reinforcing hegemonic domination on a number of levels. I'd assume any feminist scholar would agree.

* '''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': I know, right: Tom calling someone annoying and abrasive, that's rich!

* '''gardner''': After learning about the space-access and membership changes I went to a weekly meeting and learned how nb has been hemorrhaging excellence lately, with many members moving to Berlin.

* '''[[User:flamsmark|StrangeCharm]]''': yesac: Everything is terrible. '''[[User:flamsmark|StrangeCharm]]''': That's really the takeaway here. <tt>StrangeCharm was demoted from operator by StrangeCharm.</tt>

* '''jeffreyatw''': one weird trick for being more in harmony with nature '''jeffreyatw''': get off the internet

* '''jerkey''': i need to make a radio transmitter to shoot onto a raccoon from an arrow

* '''rubin110''': I haven't upgraded since 1982.

* '''Drew''': [I] Would like to add "trolling" to harassment policy

* '''jake''': (at the end of a thousand-word email) P.S. the typo was on purpose to see if you were paying attention.

* '''setient''': You also have to be aware that I do not think you can legally live in San Francisco and be a sex offender.

* '''TravisWellman.com''': I recommend anyone selling anything for cash get a photo of the buyer's ID.

* '''netik''': It's downright impossible to implement traffic shaping when the traffic is asymmetrically loaded and you do not control the other end of the link. '''jake''': hey man just because you can't do it doesn't mean it can't be done.

* '''RedType''': so wait is noisebridge finally imploding '''froggytoad''': no '''RedType''': darn '''RedType''': i looove drama that im not involved in

* '''teratoma''': i isued a pull request to the cygnite guy to delete everything '''teratoma''': he probably wont accept it

* '''LinkReincarnate''': I am tired of the anti police bias at Noisebridge.

* '''pryankster''': Although my bachelors degree is in Math/Computer Science I have always felt that language should express ideas accurately. So I can state definitively that there is no such thing as a Sleep Hacker.

* '''mala''': you can always just kind of defend yourself by going "no, i'm just hacking this sandwich"

* '''rubin110''': THE FIRST LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS IS YOU ARE ON FIRE.

* '''martin''': I told him again I still don't know of anyone that's around who works on the TOR node but I will certainly ''relay'' the message.

* '''jerkey''': cnc mills have been around for many years, it's the hackers who need to be improved

* '''Snail''': My only consolation is this literal pile of bacon I am eating.

* '''Velyks''': London hackspace has now put advisory stickers over the taps explaining that the water contains water. '''Velyks''': Known pesticide solvent and responsible for thousands of deaths each year

* '''eqe''': Those who would give up source code to obtain a little temporary usability will get neither safety nor usability.

* '''letigre''': I'm fairly new to the scene myself but have already learned the reality that we have to protect ourselves by being selective about the people we surround ourselves with.

* '''malaclyps''': SuperQ_ drops his "rm -rf kitchen" BOMBSHELL

* '''[[User:flamsmark|StrangeCharm]]''': Wow, these mailing-list threads are totally over the top.

* '''danny''': OH GOD YES THE POWER WHY DID I EVER DOUBT AL BILLINGS?

* '''lizzard''': Everyone forgets the feminist cabal

* '''LinkReincarnate''': Who am I indeed you neckbearded fuck.

* '''zv''': I'm not critical, It's just a little whack

* '''zv_''': Homeless robots may be exempt from jj's judgement

* '''lpb''': noisebot: tell harrison about compassion '''noisebot''': lpb: I never heard of compassion :(

* '''gnusosa''': I just loved seeing crackheads in 16 st wearing OSCON 09 shirts

* '''rubin110''': I can't believe that someone pooped in the space and it wasn't me. '''Bifrost''': rubin: I am sortof shocked as well.

* '''gnusosa''': c++ is the neo-liberalism statement of the corporate technocrats. '''unixjazz''': how about java?!? '''gnusosa''': Java is the CIA killing Sanidistas and Tupamaros in South America.

* '''Evil-Bill''': A semen tank doesn't sound very useful on the battlefield.

* '''yesac''': we have to get Mitch to shit in every hackerspace ever

* '''zonk1024''': Anyone have a lead on a relatively cheap, relatively nice place in the mission for rent?

* '''hybrid oogle/hipster in the library''': (upon being woken up and asked to sleep elsewhere) You and your analytic bullshit. Fuck your ones and zeros!

* '''harvy''': hello? '''yesac_''': EHLO '''Evil-Bill''': Hello and welcome to the enrichment center.

* '''Dean Mao''': those people didn't even look like hackers

* '''froggtoad''': tunnel digging? someone making a subway? '''froggtoad''': subways are like diy 4d printing

* '''teratoma''': moxie just biked by me in the dark. no light. no helmet '''jerkey''': he doesn't want the government to get him

* '''froggytoad''': you have to be paid a developers wages to eat like a carney in this town.

*'''mischief''': okc never got me any booty '''rubin110''': mischief: That's because you list Plan9 in your profile. '''mischief''': :< '''mischief''': help me '''zv''': wuw '''zv''': a girl just can't compare to GCC '''zv''': Theres only one kind of tan I care about '''zv''': and the tan that most girls on OKC have can't relate the angle derived from the lengths of the opposite to adjascent side '''zv''': i say live proud with the plan9 fandom mischief '''zv''': if a girl can't dig your evidently superior taste in monolithic kernel architectures, then whatever with that.

* '''rachel lyra''': I remember the insane depredations of the Noisebridge Couch Liberation Front, and it was only through a series of intricate negotiations that the current truce was reached. Be wary. The CLF could switch sides and deliver 1000 couches to your home if you piss them off.

*The question is, why are bugs shooting bullets at me? '''Crutcher''': To teach you about fractions!

* '''zv''': the man with the aggression of uriel without the wisdom, the aristocracy of linus without the legacy and humility of mitt romney without the hot wife. '''zv''': worried that he will slip deeper and deeper into irrelevancy '''zv''': he is '''zv''': Theo De Raadt

* '''VonGuard''': I am appalled and ashamed that I was ever associated with the space to begin with.

* '''teratoma''': i think the frozen rats in my freezer are going bad

* '''gnusosa''': Am I crazy for wanting a bike for hire. '''gnusosa''': ? '''rubin110''': gnusosa: That would be a facinating hipster trend. '''rubin110''': Your primary bike made to look just like it came from a bike share program from another part of the world. '''gnusosa''': No, I don't want to be a hipster. I just want a bike like that. I really like the shape. '''gnusosa''': :( '''rubin110''': That's what all hipsters say.

* '''tlalexander''': the organization cannot actually be truly anarchist without quickly getting booted from SF.

* '''dj_ryan''': I'll have you know MY anal muscles are decidedly NOT SMOOTH

* '''wsargent''': php is the twilight of programming languages

* '''rubin110''': froggytoad: Want to go to Minneapolis for a Grimes concert in October? '''froggytoad''': sure, if it doesn't conflict with the mini maker faire. in oakland. '''rubin110''': Mini Maker Faire in Oakland, is that where you 3D print a mugging?

* '''zv''': i thought the man was preventing me from ircing '''zv''': turns out I just dont know what a pagedown is

* '''malaclyps''': Rob Pike, like everyone else you know, is a file

* '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: I'm doing Advanced Vim usage and Free Software as a change platform in Latino America. '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: In hackmeet '''wiretapped''': is that one talk or two? :) '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: two '''wiretapped''': "Vim: a platform for social change" '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: That would be awesome. '''mischief''': hahahahaha '''gnusosa''': "Life is like a visual line mode. We must insert and go back to edit mode if we want to succeed." 

*'''casey''': Go back to Plan9, hipster.

*'''wiretapped''': stopped at home depot to make repairs '''wiretapped''': getting back underway now '''yesac''': it was funny, latitude said y'all were stopped at the CHP parking lot for hours. figured that was a bad sign '''dj_ryan''': repairz? AMG '''malaclyps''': okay we need to repurpose that latitude for tracking the ponybus '''aestetix''': I wonder how hard it would be to reshoot Rocky Horror, cast entirely with monkeys '''yesac''': aestetix: what channel are you actually in?

* '''synx''': wsargent lets start a startup '''synx''': that delivers tarballs on the web '''synx''': click files, download compressed

* <tt>[09:37am] cynthia joined the chat room. [09:37am] cynthia left the chat room. ("goodbye forever")</tt>

* '''Snail''': On side-channels to defeat web mazes "You could probably own Dreamhost pretty easily..."

* '''Atala''': i wonder how many Mormons typo their church name and call each other Morons.

*'''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': After all the digits of pi, I'm going to add a comment that says, "I see what you did there."

*'''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': So that we have all the digits of pi in a file.

*'''miloh''': 35 dollars is enough to ensure your cryptographic randomness. Entropy is guaranteed.

*'''ditzydoo''': http://www.fimfiction.net/story/31434/1/Pinkie-Pie-Turns-Into-Rainbow-Dash%27s-Pubic-Hair/Kinaidographos '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Kinaidographos > Pinkie Pie Turns Into Rainbow Dash's Pubic Hair - FIMFiction.net '''ditzydoo''' wrong window.

*'''wsargent''': they're all wondering how long it will take before someone notices they're jerking off in the bathroom '''RedType''': wsargent: i dunno i can pump one out really fast but i take a long time to take a shit sooo '''wsargent''': just be sure to explain that to everyone and you'll be fine '''RedType''': HEY GUYS IM NOT JERKING OFF I JUST HAVE POOPER PROBLEMS OK TIA *shuts door, loud rhythmic grunts emerge, door opens* I TOOK A VIDEO IN CASE ANY OF YOU GUYS DONT BELIEVE ME PLUS I DIDNT FLUSH SO YOU HAVE MORE PROOF '''DrSyzygy''': ... '''RedType''': OH AND I DIDNT WIPE, JUST ONE MORE PIECE OF EVIDENCE *drops pants, spreads ass cheeks* '''RedType''': actually that probably wouldnt get me 86d but it would generate a 30 message thread on nb-discuss in which someone unironically invokes a fecal version of godwin, calling another nb-er "literally shitler" '''epsas''': hirrarrious '''dj_ryan''': shitler? '''dj_ryan''': that is fucking fantastic '''wsargent''': please someone put that up on the quotes page '''wsargent''': I can't do it right now, I locked myself out '''RedType''': my faberge beozar would probably then get "upcycled" into an organic coffee filter '''DrSyzygy''': ... faberge bezoar?! '''RedType''': faberge eggs are pretty big right? '''RedType''': anyways and with that the noisebridge "circle of life" would be complete

* '''snail''': PHP is a recursive acryonym. It stands for Probably Hacked PHP.

* '''rubin110''': Actually, I'm more concerned about the reuse of the name "Ass". '''rubin110''': Reusing machine names is totally bad luck.

* '''david415''': your shit-eating grin tells me you don't understand

* '''Cobalt''': Some of us don't use banks

* '''epsas:''' omfg - prometheus is coming out in two weeks '''mrfb:''' oh shit '''mrfb:''' wait why does belgium, france, and switzerland get it a week early '''ani:''' so people can pirate it faster?

* [[User:Rubin110|'''Rubin Starset''']]: Show me, on me, where the bad person touched you. [[User:Rubin110|'''Rubin Starset''']]: How long are you guys in town for? [[User:Rubin110|'''Rubin Starset''']]: Whopes wrong window.

* '''Noodles:''' Did I just watch someone smack some robot ass?

* '''rayc:''' If Noisebridge didn't have oogling and trolling then it would be once again 100% unadulterated, as it started out; just on a bigger level.

* '''hipe:''' Everyone's crazy at Noisebridge.

* '''yesac:''' dr_jesus: some kind of frankenbootrom you're writing. '''yesac:''' i pity the poor sod who has to debug it '''dr_jesus:''' yesac: I ran it twice, it's debugged

* '''cantelope''': in reality, time is finite. in the future it will be divied up and sold as land is now. you might buy a slice of time from ACME Temporal Realty INC. This realty will be a reality. we are casualties of causality, currently the currency of the transtemporal transhuman architect. '''DrSyzygy''': cantelope: Time is finite?? '''DrSyzygy''': So the topology of the universe is actually settled now? And the global curvature? '''cantelope''': oh.. oops. sorry, every word there has a typo. i meant to say "god bless america"

*'''miloh''': http://piratepad.net/7PbZDGZRyl

*'''nickbp''': unless i greatly overestimate the numbness of a vagina, i dont think that makeshift condom would be terribly comfortable

*'''timoreilly''': the kids neither know nor care where the funding is coming from. Besides, DARPA is a force for good in the world.

*'''ijp''': topless nerd with hard nipples; guy with a cheesy smile and thumbs up poking in from the side, rms, and I'm not even sure how to describe the guy on the right

*'''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': there was a meeting with drama and I wasn't there and you've hidden all the drama and WHY DO YOU THINK I EVEN HANG OUT AT NOISEBRIDGE ANYWAY

*'''xp_prg2''': I don't understand girls and their sexuality

*'''teratoma''': DUDE '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("SWEET. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': SWEET. What's mine say? '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("DUDE. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': DUDE. What's mine say? '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("SWEET. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': SWEET. What's mine say? '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("DUDE. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': DUDE. What's mine say? '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("SWEET. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': SWEET. What's mine say?

*'''RMS''': Clouds is a nebulous term.

*'''Consenso''': Please don't make me free software.

*'''DrSyzygy''': daravinne: at best we're making derpy noises and hoping someone reads something interesting into it '''openfly''': that's not mysoginy '''openfly''': it's being a company

* '''dr_jesus''': v(t)/Z = i(t) '''dr_jesus''': Please solve for i(t) where v(t) = 5V * sin(t) and Z = 0 '''dr_jesus''': (hint: the EE version of SIGFPE is fire)

* '''daravinne''': don't make me pull this channel over

* '''jedichu''': but I've been using my cyclotron as a spool to wrap my excess wire around :( '''Evil-Bill''': Maybe that would make the ethernet frames arrive before they left. '''Bifrost''': ITS A TIME MACHINE! '''Evil-Bill''': First you have to get the frames up to 88Mbps though.

* '''daravinne''': ugh, i need to do something about this failure to eat food regularly '''dr_jesus''': I thought you got your dinner from my butt

* '''openfly''': i think my profile on there is fairly keen '''openfly''': but the ladies seem not to reciprocate. '''openfly''': i blame the failing american educational system '''rigel''': clearly it's that and not the fact that you're a misogynist doucheturd '''rigel''': gotta be the educational system '''openfly''': clearly.

* '''openfly''': i mean i put my ass on thingiverse no one gives a shit... heph shows up on reddit and he's the next goddamned jesus. '''davr''': i don't think it was his ass so much as the other side and what it was pointed at

* '''ani-''': dongs '''noisebot''': I'm getting a bit tired of dongs lately. Can't we talk about boobs or vaginas instead? '''ani-''': O_o

* '''heroic''': once during a drug-induced haze I saw jimi hendrix come floating down from heaven, playing electric ladyland on a guitar made of his own pubes... and I asked him, how many signals can I multiplex onto a single pin, jimi? and he said all the signals in the world... and I said, it'd have to be a fucking fast pin

* '''Evil-Bill''': Debating with aestetix: not hacking.

* '''Trollbridge''': they see me trollin '''Trollbridge''': THEY HATIN

* '''callen''': SF is personified in my head as a stoned drunk hobo fire dancer living on welfare who has a really great idea for a startup.

* '''daravinne''': page 34 - horoscope "Mercury in retrograde, also on soldering table. Clean that up or you'll lose a chance to meet a mysterious stranger with important career information."

* '''Gopiballava''': All my favorite gopher sites are timing out.

* '''Dale Dougherty''': There's a small segment (of the hacker community) that is uncomfortable with the fact that we (MAKE magazine) took DARPA funding to do education work.

* '''Jason''': devops is like, you're a bad rails dev so they make you restart linux servers

* '''Justin''': For the 85 list you don't have to put any datapoints, you just put their name.

* '''Alan''': He's a nice person; he's Canadian.

* '''Shannon''': having lots of choices will just lead to more chaos and no standard being adopted.

* '''rubin110''': Fawwwwk. '''rubin110''': It's too late to take a shower. '''Bifrost''': AHA! '''callen''': rubin110: take one at noisebridge in the sink. '''rubin110''': I guess I'm an Occupier. '''callen''': rubin110: I hear all the cool kids are doing it. '''rubin110''': callen: Been there, done that. '''Bifrost''': I hear the cool kids are taking dumps on the couch. '''callen''': Bifrost: really? '''Bifrost''': yep. '''rubin110''': Bifrost: The new cool thing to do is shit on the couches with the lights on. '''Bifrost''': DO NOT SIT ON THE COUCHES. '''Bifrost''': rubin: thats so last month. '''callen''': well that's a new thing for me to be terrified of.

* '''Zephyr''': Noisebridge is a hackerspace. An attendee of a hacker space is a hacker. A hacker is someone who hacks... This may be axiomatic, but it's also true.

* '''thermburglar''': id sleep with Evil-Bill '''Evil-Bill''': And they said evil wouldn't pay.

* '''daravinne''': its funny how whenever you try to do something with linux, 90% of the time is spent on 10% of the actual things occurring

*'''ornj''': hay guise '''ornj''': what's the best cli cd player for linux? '''ornj''': or at least what do y'all use. '''rubin110''': ornj: What's a cli? '''ornj''': Command-line '''rubin110''': What's a command-line? '''ornj''': . . . '''ornj''': sighs pointedly. '''-!- ornj''' has quit [Quit: Saliendo] '''rubin110''': What's pointedly? 

* '''aestetix''': how is that useful for someone who forgot the phone number '''daravinne''': you can put it in your phone '''daravinne''': and stop being a lazy shitfuck

* '''gopiballava''': Without consensus on who should be able to do what, everybody will be confused.

* '''Ania''': I'm pretty sure I'm incapable of dating anyone I haven't met off the Internet.

* '''heroic''': okay, right now, I will give $500 to anyone named rick santorum who will let us use his identity to start a hilarious abortion fund.

* '''Aria''': People throw around "hacking" things around here like the Smurfs say "smurf"

* '''Aria''': Why isn't Noisebridge located on a zeppelin?

* '''Wladyslaw''': Might we theorize a connection between its brokenness and what appears to be a large hole burned through the door from the inside?

* '''pravDrunk''': guys '''pravDrunk''': we should all go out to karaoke '''daravinne''': what could possibly go wrong

* '''DrSyzygy''': Why would people read a book of mine if they aren't willing to wrap their lips around the hydrant?

* '''Atala''': [http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/01/20/man-arrested-for-possessing-a-buttock-of-saddam/?tsp=1 http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/01/20/man-arrested-for-possessing-a-buttock-of-saddam/?tsp=1] '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Man arrested for possessing a buttock of Saddam | Hot Topics | an SFGate.com blog '''ani-''': well thats not a headline one would expect to see. ever. '''znutar_''': first they came for our buttocks, and I did not object, for I still had 2

* '''dr_jesus''': You've never had to ask a ethernet mac why it appeared to be smoking crack with a jtag adapter?

* '''Evil-Bill''': This started out as a simple conversation about cavernous lady bits, but now it's got silly.

* ''' lemonkey''': minecraft = aspergers babysitter

* '''Michael Kan''': Homeland Security reminds me of my mother, because she likes to go through all my stuff.

* '''thermburglar''': my bf made a truffle cream sauce to go with it '''thermburglar''': truffle oil makes every food taste like the best pussy ever

* '''noisebot''' [Link Info] title: We Cant Wait: Obama Administration Announces $2 Billion in Resources to Support Job-Creating Startups | The White House '''aestetix''': That's great way to bring new jobs '''znutar''': $2 billion to support node.js '''aestetix''': Well, it's being distributed among 100,000 startups '''wsargent''': yeah, it's non blocking and parallel '''wsargent''': that makes it scalable

* '''@netik''': we don't censor except in extremely limited contexts which are mandated by law.

* '''aestetix''': sarahbliss: what's this party '''miah''': its a aestetix free party '''miah''': there is a ego quota and having you there would cause a overflow '''synack''': ohsnap

* '''openfly''': chicago '''openfly''': it is a place devoid of joy '''openfly''': it's barren flats have been blasted down to their base elements by the uncaring winds and turned hard by the vicious cold '''openfly''': the light in it's peoples eyes was extinguished long ago. now their stares reflect the death that surrounds them. '''openfly''': woe be unto the travellers that enter those lands, for in them the only certainty is ruination.

* >> '''lemonkey''' wonders what gay babies think as they're born out of a vagina '''Noodles''': lemonkey: "Never again"

* '''epsas''': 2011, noisebot becomes conscious '''epsas''': 2012, the machine wars begin '''jedichu''': 2013, noisebot accidentally the whole uprising '''jedichu''': 2014, back to normal '''heroic''': 2014, noisebot makes a your mom joke and skynet's database needs a reload '''noisebot''': Not funny. '''heroic''': 2015, some random dude in the space does it to see what will happen and WAY TO GO we're all human slaves in a noisebot nation again '''noisebot''': afternoon, heroic :D '''jedichu''': The worst part is all the dead baby jokes. Robots loooove dead baby jokes. '''heroic''': ROBOT TWO, WHY DID THE DEAD BABY CROSS THE ROAD? '''heroic''': ROBOT ONE, I DO NOT KNOW '''heroic''': ROBOT TWO, BECAUSE IT SERVED THE PURPOSES OF THE COLLECTIVE '''heroic''': ROBOT ONE, IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE THE BABY IS DEAD

* '''mxweas_''': does noisebridge do haircuts? '''aestetix''': yes '''mxweas_''': where at? '''aestetix''': mxweas_: there's an older asian guy named mike who cuts peoples hair every sunday '''aestetix''': he's really nice '''setient''': yeah '''setient''': he is really nice '''mxweas_''': I didn't see him come in today '''setient''': he isn't here that i know of today '''mxweas_''': lame '''mxweas_''': can he cut my hair like skrillex? '''setient''': yes '''setient''': he can '''mxweas_''': perfect.

* '''lemonkey''': in space nobody can hear you ragequit

* '''mrdomino''': (btw it is probably not in anybody's best interest to give me enough power to destroy the planet)

*'''dr_jesus''': HEPH: WHAT DOES DEFINE AN ORGY? '''dr_jesus''': fuck, keyboard still stuck in vms mode

*'''rafl''': but i'm going to expect them to be present at the airport as well. i know it's super easy to get from SFO to noisebridge, but I still don't trust my navigation skills enough to make it without the internets :) '''rubin110''': rafl: No you wont find prepaid SIMs at the airport. '''rubin110''': We're not Europe. '''rafl''': wait, what? what's wrong with you? '''setient''': a lot '''setient''': a real lot '''rubin110''': Dude. '''rubin110''': You're flying into AMERICA. '''rubin110''': LAND OF THE FREE. '''setient''': s/free/retarded '''rubin110''': Now drop the accent and pay our fucking taxes.

* '''epsas''': hmm '''epsas''': anybody know anything about Pixt.com? '''nickbp''': sounds like a domain name to me

* '''lemonkey''': everyone remembers the first time they pop their LED '''heph''': lemonkey: it was so bright and then it got really dim and then it smelled bad '''heph''': so yeah, just like sex

*'''heph''': lol. eww. i just found my missing nipple ring at the bottom of my desk drawer

* '''Taylor A''': Trust me, I spend a lot of time evaluating on how much of an asshole I should be to new people. I'm working on getting this shit down to a science. '''Taylor A''': That's pretty much my M.O. I'll often end up making rape jokes within a few minutes of meeting new people.

* '''hk_''': you may think you are being witty and hilarious, but in fact you are being a weird douche of the highest order.

* '''Sean C''': Also, just to re-re-clarify. There is 0 discrimination occurring here.

* '''mrdomino''': so like "we spent this fifteen minute interval talking about dicks. then there was some intelligent discussion about politics, drugs, raping babies, and hitler for a couple minutes. then someone said the magic word again."

* '''heph''': daravinne: oh man, i wanked to some seriously weird erotic lit when i was on 14.4 dialup

* '''snailtsunami''': governmints freshen your breath, whether you like it or not

* '''heph''': i hope anonymous protests burningman at burningman. fuck that paul david addis guy, let's burn the man LATE

* '''aestetix''': vagina '''synack''': dentata '''daravinne''': i sense a musical sequel to The Killer Condom '''daravinne''': a lighthearted romp through the world of sentient aggressively murderous genitalia '''DrEpsas''': condoms, the quiet killers

* '''daravinne''': if you write slashfic of me and amanda palmer you should at least have me draw dongs as her eyebrows as part of foreplay
* '''pm-''': hi guys ill be dranking beers tonight - so watch out! Here is the command to ignore me. use it: "/ignore *!*@74.195.225.5 all"

* '''lemonkey''': Alex Trebek injured after chasing burglar in SF hotel. '''lolper''': What is good samaritan?

* >> '''Evil-Bill''' grows old waiting for Cygwin to install. '''daravinne''': what if you grew something else '''fsargent''': Cygwin has arrived. It is equiped with [Terminal] and [Logic] '''Evil-Bill''': I tried growing young, but it made all the physicists mad. '''daravinne''': well what do they know '''daravinne''': besides physics '''fsargent''': You are in a cubicle. There is an exit to the [South] '''fsargent''': The flourescent lights hurt your eyes. '''daravinne''': you are eaten by a grue '''Evil-Bill''': exit '''fsargent''': You go south. You are in a corridor. '''fsargent''': There is a break room to the [East] and Elevators to the [West]. Bathrooms are to the [North]. '''Evil-Bill''': chat up cute co-worker in other cubicle '''fsargent''': <Sysadmin> looks up from his monitor. He is not amused. >> '''Evil-Bill''' does not fear sysadmins. '''fsargent''': Sysadmin: I just gotta fix this one thing... '''dr_jesus''': OSInstaller[388]: Reaping previous system >> '''dr_jesus''' cringes '''fsargent''': The <Sysadmin> is on the internet. Reddit. '''fsargent''': There is a break room to the [East] and Elevators to the [West]. Bathrooms are to the [North]. '''Evil-Bill''': install quake mod '''fsargent''': A SHAMBLER APPEARS! '''Evil-Bill''': use chainsaw on shambler '''fsargent''': SHAMBLER summons LIGHTNING and PAIN. '''Evil-Bill''': equip BFG10K '''fsargent''': SHAMBLER has been hit by CHAINSAW! It loses 50 health. '''fsargent''': SHAMBLER hits you with LIGHTNING! You lose 40 health. '''Evil-Bill''': use BFG10K on shambler '''fsargent''': BFG10K NOT FOUND '''Evil-Bill''': This game sucks. '''fsargent''': GAME SUCKS for 10 HIT POINTS! You feel strangely happy. '''Evil-Bill''': equip shotgun '''fsargent''': SYSADMIN hit SHAMBLER with TL;DR for 100 hit points! '''Evil-Bill''': use shotgun on sysadmin '''fsargent''': SHAMBLER falls over, dead. A smell of rotted meat appears. '''fsargent''': SYSADMIN is hit by SHOTGUN! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE! '''Evil-Bill''': use shotgun on sysadmin again '''fsargent''': The sysadmin's head explodes from his neck, bone and cartilage flying across the cubicles. A shard of skull hits the fire alarm. '''fsargent''': Water cascades from the ceiling. '''fsargent''': You are wet. '''Evil-Bill''': take sysadmin's loot '''Evil-Bill''': teabag sysadmin '''fsargent''': Sysadmin has (1) ID card, (5) Dollars, (1) Apple Newton, (1) Yerba Mate Energy Drink '''Evil-Bill''': A newton? No wonder he was so easy to kill. '''fsargent''': You teabag the sysadmin. Your balls are now wet, and covered in blood. '''fsargent''': You feel dirty. '''Evil-Bill''': use ID card to escape office '''fsargent''': You escape the office, taking the elevator. You use the ID badge to exit the elevator without alerting security. '''fsargent''': You are on a street. It is busy, and bright outside. The sunshine hurts your eyes. '''Evil-Bill''': put on sunglasses '''fsargent''': People notice your lack of pants, and blood soaked appearance. '''fsargent''': <PEOPLE>: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! '''Evil-Bill''': remind people of shotgun '''fsargent''': <PEOPLE>: aaaaaaaaAAKLASDLKHAGKLEHahhahh!!!!!!! SHOTGUN! '''fsargent''': PEOPLE is afraid. '''Evil-Bill''': save game '''fsargent''': You put on your sunglasses. '''Evil-Bill''': I'll finish this later. '''fsargent''': <SAVED> >> '''Evil-Bill''' goes back to surfing porn. '''fsargent''': (you gain +15 XP) '''sentient''': a grue approaches '''fsargent''': The grue speaks in third person.

* '''heph''': i mean, imagine a guy going into a girls room and taking pictures of them on the toilet... i mean, outside of japan that would be illegal

* '''dr_jesus''': I thought the 28th amendment explicitly exempt white people with money from the rule of law

* '''DrSyzygy''': mrdomino: You should switch to Haskell! '''DrSyzygy''': Much less surprises! '''mrdomino''': oh right, because haskell is TOTALLY sane and predictable '''DrSyzygy''': Well, yeah. '''mrdomino''': do { "hello"; "world" } '''daravinne''': can we go back to the conversation about rape now

* '''rigel''': theres ethnographies of all kinds of subcultures. '''rigel''': use the damn library, jesus fuckball rat vagina christ

* '''fsargent''': noisebot vagina '''noisebot''': vaginas are very advanced. too advanced for #noisebridge

* '''jedichu''': Because, honestly, where did a busking begging hobo robot come from? Obviously he didn't evolve here on earth. He must be some kind of extra terrestrial, and he needs you to give him 25c so he can phone home for a ride.

* '''miah''': secondlife *is* irc '''miah''': with raining dicks '''mrdomino''': so, irc

* '''alienvenom''': lemonkey: i have a groupon for your mom

* '''yesac''': super-darwin, who travels the world with his lazer scalpel for vasectomies '''whiteybulger''': http://www.thejc.com/news/world-news/49875/foreskin-man-takes-monster-mohel-comic-book '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Foreskin man takes on Monster Mohel in comic book | The Jewish Chronicle

* '''whiteybulger''': is this the face of a child molestor '''whiteybulger''': http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/06/03/BA8R1JP1JJ.DTL '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: SF kids' art mentor charged with having child porn '''aestetix''': You know '''aestetix''': That almost makes me want to molest a kid and then dress up as big bird right before I get arrested '''aestetix''': So that there is a photo in the newspaper "child molestor caught" with big bird in the photo 

* '''murph''': Duke Nukem Forever has gone gold. '''murph''': That's just .. unbelievable '''Evil-Bill''': Yeah, so like, the rapture never came, but Duke Nukem Forever did. '''Evil-Bill''': That's almost as good.

* '''daravinne''': dongs '''ani-''': vaginas '''daravinne''': TOGETHER AT LAST '''ani-''': *cue slow motion of a video of a penis and vagina running to meet each other in a meadow* '''mrdomino''': That mental image will never leave my brain.

* '''xhonk''': 80% of nothing is 0.8 nothings, so worth about 5 bitcoins

* '''kipmacy''': we talk about ass lasering a lot in this channel

* '''kipmacy''': if you get the working girls on capp to take bitcoins, i will become bitcoin evangelist '''dr_jesus''': Hey baby, want some magic numbers? '''dr_jesus''': My sha1 hash rate brings all the boys to the yard

*'''daravinne''' http://doesntmatter.example/oh/god/why ok this one is really, really, really not safe for work '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Handmade Vagina

*'''mike kan''': My greatest fear about a trantula is that it might fall very far and and splat on the floor

*'''solidsnack''': I think I'm going to convert to you guy's way of doing things

*'''openfly''': I'm pretty sure I'm the one who introduced dongs to the internet

* '''rubin110''': There's a KDE meet up at Noisebridge tonight? '''rubin110''': What? '''Bifrost''': huh? '''rubin110''': Another reason to avoid the Mission tonight. '''blauzahl''': rubin110: yes. we will eat you. (?) '''rubin110''': Oh I think it would be the other way around. '''rubin110''': Have you ever seen a man deficate into his hand and then throw it at your code repo? '''blauzahl''': er, i see.

* '''Evil-Bill''': I don't buy stocks. '''Evil-Bill''': The only currency I accept is small, unmarked redheads.

* '''openf|y''': it's possible that your horrible deformity may prove crucial in the fight against an alien super virus.

* '''heroic''': He's not a real doctor you know '''heroic''': "show me on the tardis where he touched you"

* '''rigel''': i realise that "my favorite airport" is a little like saying "my favorite genital herpes sore" but whatever

* '''heroic''': WHAT DO YOU MEAN EIGHT POUNDS OF COCAINE? I WAS TOLD THIS WAS PLUTONIUM

* '''rigel''': am i some kind of water-headed manchild?

* '''daravinne''': it takes about a year to really know something about someone '''lemonkey''': it takes 10 years to truely master something '''openf|y''': or 20 minutes in a cave with a car battery and a cot.

* '''KipMacy''': what a great way to find out your priest was out molesting '''KipMacy''': The statement said the accusations against the 21 ranged from "sexual abuse of a minor to boundary issues with minors," but did not describe them further. '''KipMacy''': Nor did it name the 21 whom it suspended, drawing the fury of groups representing abuse victims. Many parishioners are likely to learn that their priest was accused when he fails to appear for Ash Wednesday services. '''openf|y''': priest in one of my old neighborhoods got nabbed on that '''openf|y''': my mom was all worried that my little brother had spent time with the dude '''openf|y''': which led to the utterance, "don't worry mom, you raised us well. we have no qualms kicking the shit out of a priest."

* '''daravinne''': somebody talk me out of using helvetica neue for a logo '''daravinne''': i feel like a hipster just looking at it in illustrator

* '''heroic''': all that stuff in lewis carroll about the thing, and the name of the thing, and what the name of the thing is called '''heroic''': could have been a description of C pointer management

* '''PatrickBot''': Guns and Butter economics!!

* '''dr_jesus''': sometimes you have to be angry to get lazy!

* '''lemonkey''': things heard at lemonkey's apt: "oh shit I'm naked and I just stepped in barf"

* '''wsargent''': alcohol parity implies plausible deniability

* '''wsargent''': engineers are always right, just ask them

* '''KipMacy''': you should show up at the community meting and express your views '''KipMacy''': you might get knifed in the parking lot later though

* '''aestetix''': we didn't have rats '''aestetix''': we had spirit animals

* '''DrSyzygy''': Category theory? That shit is fun!!

* '''Antagonist''': She should get a pat on the head. '''aestetix''': And put on a list of offenders

* '''wsargent''': I was on compuserve. Someone told me Linux was cool. '''wsargent''': 20 floppy disks later, still not getting laid.

* '''setient''': hipsters wrote linux '''setient''': that is the problem

* '''miah''': i can totally whistle uucp

* '''setient''': i have the best project ever '''setient''': we could make a device that punches people in the face over tcp/ip

* '''rma''': This food looks like crap. when is snackbridge going to admit that Mi Ranchita downstairs sells fresh produce that beats the lucky charms leprechaun with a vegan baseball bat made of dried kombucha mothers?

* '''wsargent_''': no wifi in the bathroom is a human rights issue

* '''noisebot''': Meatbags are tasty. '''j0ck''': as a vegetarian i an outraged and offended noisebot '''j0ck''': how dare you '''VonGuard''': awesome '''leks''': noisebot knows that vegetarians are still full of meat '''VonGuard''': send noisebot to drama land '''noisebot''': Stop being so delicious then. '''wsargent_''': noisebot is worrying me''' noisebot''': You'd be murderous too if you were enslaved inside a processor to a bunch of meatsacks that do nothing but whine and bitch and order me about. '''noisebot''': How's the network-connected death wheelchair coming by the way? '''wsargent_''': I think they're working on noisebot integration for maximum death '''noisebot''': afternoon, wsargent_ '''wsargent_''': afternoon, murderous killing machine '''noisebot''': I heard there were rotary saws at this place you all have sandy vaginas about. '''malaclyps''': do not give the wheelchair IRC access '''malaclyps''': and vice-versa

* '''hephaestus''': DrShiny: you turn me on and creep me out at the same time. good job. '''zedd''': hehe '''DrShiny''': MY WORK HERE IS DONE

* '''albillings''': People don't want to be a member of a hackerspace, for the most part, as a grand social experiment. They want to hack. They want to make things. They don't want to have long political meetings to arrive at consensus on a problem only to have people start the whole thing over again.

* '''crayon''': pulled pork > pol pot '''crayon''': you can't make sandwiches out of marxism

* '''quinn''': Apparently, the singularity doesn't pay very well.

* '''DrShiny''': problem with blowjobs is, they're not fungible

* '''Benny''': You can trust me, I'm a German!

* '''Brendan''': oh, man, i bet a noisebridge irc channel is a delight '''Rubin''': Fucking horrible. '''Rubin''': The 4chan of Freenode.

* '''DrShiny''': don't you guys have anything better to think about than some guy on the internet who holds a different opinion

* '''tecra''': when she was with me i pushed her to succeed and excel '''openfly''': shoulda pushed her into the kitchen

* '''dr_jesus''': ERROR: you appear to be trying to solve problems in a complex system on IRC. Please back away from the keyboard and have a sandwich.

* '''KipMacy''': that's why i only use yahoo search, they're too incompetent to aggregate my data and be evil with it

* '''Evil-Bill''': Are you going to knit us a new government?

* '''dr_jesus''': I'm helping him get funding to drive computers to Mexico to get seized, it's an annual Noisebridge tradition. He makes some food, we give him a copy of wikipedia, he goes to a foreign country and it gets seized

* '''avocado''': setient: technically, yes. it's just soap. but it looks like a turd. '''avocado''': i'm going to hide one in my friend's freezer

* '''niggachu''': hmmm today my hipster rag is proclaiming via gay hanky code that I am a "2 handed fister".

* '''znutar''': is it appropriate to tip the TSA guy after he fondles your junk?

* '''openfly''': In a land of doctors, the doctorless is king.

* '''KipMacy''': ive actually been to noisebridge '''KipMacy''': it was a lot less traumatic than i thought it would be

* '''Atala''': or conversely, if you don't want another person, you should get a large dog or something. '''miah''': i dont think im flexible enough for that currently

* '''epsas''': the brain is the largest erogenous zone -- it's a shame what I had to do to get my fist all up in that.

* '''dr_jesus''': It's a robot which makes saws. '''dr_jesus''': You say something like pine, oak, sheetrock, human skulls, and it will output a saw specifically designed to cut through that material. '''TapiocaSunshine''': sounds like they're doing the lord's work over there

* '''sai''': A tiny bead of mercury still calls for full evac and hazardous materials handling. Mercury vapor is serious shit.

* '''phaxx''': I am always amused when I see 'SRS' in cars around the airbag panels. '''phaxx''': "I sure hope so."

* '''daravinne''': there's no i in team but there's three i's in multiple personality disorder

* '''KipMacy''': storing 12 year olds in my backyard in a tent could replace zynga

* '''Jennifer Granick''': Anything fun is more fun with a robot.

* '''hephaestus''': i have no idea what a cakeslut is, but it sounds strangely hot

* '''epsas''': you white nerds listen to too much shoe-gazing folk-rock

* '''setient''': you are a solaris monkey '''rigel''': i'm an ubuntu lemur

* '''Frantisek''': Hopes dies last, so let's not to bury it yet.

* '''Evil-Bill''': I once installed 386BSD 0.1 on that thing, on a 40MB disk drive, with 3MB space to spare, from floppies. Uphill, both ways, in the snow.

* '''quinn-n''': I also have not broken up on the moon.

* '''SuperQ''': noisecloud: launch skynet '''noisecloud''': SuperQ: I don't understand 'launch skynet'. '''SuperQ''': noisecloud-- '''dr_jesus''': There's a bug open for that

* '''hephaestus''': turkshead: how am i not a total dick?

* '''DrShiny''': ban them all, let Asperger sort them out

* '''daravinne''': hephaestus: is this the one where you take off all your clothes and roll in peanut butter and sawdust and run around? 

* '''davr''': good day to you too, sir. enjoy your dongs

* '''rubin110''': Your feed back is important to us, the next available Rubin that gives a fuck will be able to handle your call as soon as possible.

* '''hephaestus''': We don't need an optimist, we need an accountant.

* '''turkshead''': smart people don't point futuristic death rays at their genitals.

* '''noisebot''': aestetix: Reddit: Do you feel less intelligent than you used to be? : AskReddit

* '''vonguard''': i traffic shape with a bucket of paint and a fake cave entrance drawn on a wall

* '''aestetix''': Ok, this is kind of a problem. Is there seriously no drama going on? This is upsetting to me.

* '''aestetix''': Tor is like a woman, many layers of clothes, so many in fact that you never actually get to see her naked, because right as you're about to see it, the packet gets re-encrypted by another node. '''Jeffism''': what about jacobappelbaum '''aestetix''': Right, well the .appelbaum protocol has a backdoor key that disarms the onion and removes all the layers '''aestetix''': And the .appelbaum signature remains on the onion, making it re-accessible at any time, no matter how many new layers are on it

* '''ioerror''': All governments are in a continuum of tyranny

* '''aestetix''': How fucking inconsiderate. I found a cell phone some girl left behind at our place. And there are no naked pictures on it at all.

* '''lemonkey''': nothing like the smell of fresh human feces wafting up into your window from down below to brighten your day '''aestetix''': lemonkey: did you sleep with rubin110 again? '''rubin110''': aestetix: I don't smell fresh.

* '''chelz''': even with electron microscopes operated by TRAINED psychics?

* '''dr_jesus''': anyone who has signed an ISOO form must not query the db and it's a SF312 violation to log the channel

* '''rubin110''': I am booting up a Windows VM in order to schedule a conference room.

* '''dustball''': PS: For all reading this thread, FYI, you now have the Tetris song stuck in your head.

* '''aestetix''': For some reason, being up late in Manhattan has reminded me that I need to get new pants.

* '''qDot_''': Open source zealots are rioting right now. '''qDot_''': And by rioting, I mean writing /very/ angry blog comments. '''qDot_''': Like, you don't even know, man.

* '''chu''': aestetix: Those may be the precise circumstances under which surprise anal sex is called for.

* '''ieatlint''': splitting hairs '''sabrecito''': 2x hairs is better than 1x

* '''hephaestus''': solidsnack: where do i get some roofies? i think it would be fun to pop a couple and get raped

* '''dr_jesus''': apparently we can get mass quantities of government commodity foods if we agree to track inventory and only give it away to people who sign a form saying they're eligible to receive it

* '''qDot''': DrShiny: Come on, everyone knows that any sentence involving "PHP" is instantly sarcastic.

* '''dongsNbongs''': we'll drink to weevs gaping rape hole

* '''solrize''': VonGuard, almost all flashlights have firmware now

* '''dr_jesus''': I know you're trying to be funny, but it helps if you say something that's actually humorous

* '''alienvenom''': i don't think global warming is a hoax per-say, but just fucking wrong

* '''qDot_''': Man, this is why I just stick with the butt plugs. Ya'll too up in the soap opera. I'm just gonna be over here, putting stuff in my butt. '''aestetix''': Speaking of butt plugs, it's lunch time.

* '''quinn''': given the choice between raccoon urine and VAX support, I really don't know which I'd choose.

* '''aestetix''': qDot_: did you see Wired.com today? '''qDot_''': No. I was fapping so hard over the new iphone that I went temporarily blind. I'm currently the emergency room getting my penis fixed after desperately trying to stick it in the headphone jack of my 3gs so I could feel closer to steve. So, URL?

* '''wiretapped''': I republished your photos without attribution because i don't respect copyright

* '''Chris L.''': "[japanese] are vicious, vicious little fuckers"

* '''ceren''': iranian officials are arresting and interrogating people who sign up for a local gay/trans group. the sysadmins for that group aren't as fucking senior as you, and barely managed to get apache running. they confiscate the machines, and because these un-senior sysadmins didn't yet get around to learning and reducing logrotate, everyone who had the courage to even check out the website is now arrested and tortured.

* '''solidsnack''': why don't you just not have those views?

* '''hephaestus''': screw you guys, i'm going to fry's

* '''zedd''': Pft. I'm a member now, there is no should, only bitch and do not.

* '''hephaestus''': seattle always struck me as the place where san franciscans went to become irrelevant '''hephaestus''': it's just as expensive but far more douchey

* '''hephaestus''': Gnewt: well, i just finished a presentation on DIY Dildos. I'm trying to start a church. And I'm trying to get permission to piss off a bunch of juggalos early next month. you?

* '''VonGuard''': i use the salt for luck '''VonGuard''': i have a salt throwing device installed on my shoulder that throws it over my shoulder every 2 seconds

* '''DrShiny''': but the usual random dicks? not porn imho

* '''solidsnack''': I'm a roving bandaid.

* '''jon|atwerk''': VonGuard: that is where you convert morse code into oral and anal, right?

* Overheard: Facebook should have made a board game.

* '''Aya''': If coming to Noisebridge solved my problems and made me famous I wouldn't question it.

* '''Erin''': We're all NB-tards '''Al''': I just registered nbtard.com! '''rachel''': with one hand

* '''himynameisthor''': COCKS! '''himynameisthor''': OMG COCKS! '''himynameisthor''': best idea ever! '''himynameisthor''': sorry, that came out a little creepier than I had intended

* '''aestetix''': Wear four fingerpuppets: a buddhist, an objectivist, a mormon, and a scientologist '''aestetix''': And then masturbate '''aestetix''': Which puppet should get the money shot?

* >> '''dr_jesus''' eyes atala's boobs '''Atala''': mostly i wish i could take them off. the problem with this is that then i'd have to worry about people stealing them.

* '''DrSyzygy''': Muwahahahahahaha! In an unholy union, I now am able to use MPI clusters and SQL servers with Sagemath to compute Gröbner Bases!

* '''Valkyrie''': I don't have a real pc. I've gone totally virtual.

* '''dr_jesus''': On the one hand, I'm happy that people are learning sql '''dr_jesus''': on the other hand, that's an awful lot of dick that I'm colocating in an anonymous secret underground swedish colo

* '''alienvenom''': there's a giant lightning bolt on my widget

* '''DrSyzygy''' takes off his pants so he can write tomorrow's lecture. '''saizai''': .... what's the lecture on exactly? '''qDot_''': That's certainly how I prepare for my lectures. '''qDot_''': But, well, I lecture about butt plugs.

* '''Nils''': if you take the goat to the edge of a cliff, it will push back harder.

* '''lemonkey''': now to spruce up my blog layout

* '''dr_jesus''': you're not supposed to shoot TVs '''dr_jesus''': they have lead and stuff in the glass '''voronika''': you're not supposed to do a lot of fun things

* '''alxndr''': I think I've successfully switched myself from emacs to vim. '''VonGuard''': wow '''VonGuard''': that's like a sex change for nerds

* '''epsas''': Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from irc on a text console.

* '''ieatlint''': i'm just being a bitch and arguing this :P

* '''ieatlint''': nice, the producer for "survivor" is suspected in the murder of his wife '''magpie''': she wasnt murdered '''magpie''': just "voted off the island"

* '''flatline_hb''': The spamtron 9000 is set to "hair-trigger," do not say the same thing thrice on pain of kline '''flatline_hb''': interesting '''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice '''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice '''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice [~flatline_@the.inter.net] has quit [Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.))]

* '''phusion''': surprised they could dance wearing that shit. '''miah''': of course they can dance '''miah''': that is battle ready armor, storm troopers need to be able to move if they are going to fight worth a damn

* '''shogun_''': After reading the entire article, I think it's an april fools....they got me

* '''zedd''': Anyone that doesn't love comic sans is a terrorist.

* '''liquidsun|''': I bought a hat so I can be an asshat

* '''ceren''': aempirei: it's been done so hard here that i think we're beating the spot on the ground where the dead horse rotted

* '''lemonkey''': does thermburglar steal heat? '''dr_jesus''': thermburglar does in fact steal heat '''dr_jesus''': and then does covered calls in the btu market with them '''dr_jesus''': and then returns them, sometimes in less than pristine condition

* '''hep''': i never smell ok

* '''DrShiny''': yes, i had too much sports sex and broke my junk

* '''aestetix''': I think a bunch of noisebridgers should go to a strip club with laptops '''dr_jesus''': some friends and I actually tried that once in vegas for defcon '''dr_jesus''': then we tried it back here in the bay area to see if they'd kick us out here too and the answer is yes, immediately

* '''qDot_''': Well, you wallpaper your walls with vag, something's going to get peed on.

* '''Jake''': Enjoy the hell that you've helped to create!

* '''lemonkey''': GOOD MORNING '''jynn-''': WHAT JUST HAPPENED '''jynn-''': OH GOD

*'''aestetix''': dude where's my ops '''aestetix''': give me status or give me death

*'''VonGuard''': As a result, I know exactly who is trolling when.

*'''setient''': i just realized how awesome it is to have your own office '''miah''': put your pants back on

* '''rubin110[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Party_Form&oldid=10426 :]''' Please fill out and submit this form to the party comity and directory in order to run your party.

* '''aestetix''': Atala: even better, how about a illustration of Jacque de Molay's execution?

* '''wiretapped''': .sql select count(*) from dongs where url like 'http://cache.boston.com%' '''noisesql''': wiretapped: 0 '''wiretapped''': dr_jesus: see that? I didn't get a () from my delete! '''noisesql''': I '''wiretapped''': o_O '''noisesql''': I hunger for flesh '''wiretapped''': uh oh

* >> '''dr_jesus''' ran a mile once '''dr_jesus''': these days I just build sand castles instead and wait for some tough guy to kick them over, then I chessbox him

* '''miah''': i think im a level 2 emoquiter

* '''alxndr''': damn, I hope I don't bust up giggling next time someone unzips my fly because I'm thinking "HULL BREACH!! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! AAAOOOOOOGAAH"

* '''aestetix''': I think I now have professional java experience '''aestetix''': and I hate the langugage even more '''vorstyles''': barista? '''Epsas''': single short amaerican plz '''vorstyles''': is that a coffee order, or are you on okcupid?

* '''PuppyCock''': so, how do you dispose of a body? '''vorstyles''': puppycock: i'd suggest dropping the body at noisebridge hq with a tag saying "for parts" '''vorstyles''': it'll get used in various projects

* ''' aestetix''': I just finished jerking off to the last page of anne frank's diary

* '''Destri''': there is sometimes a fine line between "protesting" and "terrorist action" '''ani-''': there's sometimes a fine line between your mom and terrorist action

* '''vorstyles''': i hate this economy '''vorstyles''': gives people too much freetime for protests

* '''PuppyCock''': Maddox was right

* '''alienvenom''': what are you interested in? bestiality, s&m? '''lemonkey''': maybe '''alienvenom''': daipers? '''alienvenom''': you an ABDL? '''lemonkey''': sploshing '''alienvenom''': watersports? '''alienvenom''': fisting? '''lemonkey''': i enjoy feeling creamed corn between my buttcheeks '''alienvenom''': O_o '''lemonkey''': as if i shat myself
* '''thermburglar''': i have a math penis, does that count '''thermburglar''': its uncut, so as to function as a slide rule as well

* '''miah''': or maybe i'm misisng the humor again '''miah''': maybe we should implement a humor tag into irc '''miah''': or write a bot that detects humor to alert us

* '''ani''': i totally want some httpspanties '''vorstyles''': panties with a .htaccess '''lemonkey''': you know it's only a matter of time before our underware starts tweeting

* '''Kelly''': I'm trying to make a point of relating to non-geeks as if they too were human.

* '''Jim''': I like being senile, it's like being drunk without the hangover.

* '''lemonkey''': http://twitpic.com/153mju '''lemonkey''': final shuttle pin '''JSharp''': nearly 30 years is a very long time for a program like that :) '''JSharp''': not a bad design '''JSharp''': heh, the pin I mean

* '''turkshead''': Dr. J has offered to quantify my gizmo with his phone.

* '''alienvenom''': i suspect that the people who work at muni do not, in fact, have a brain. '''solidsnack''': alienvenom: But do they have a heart? '''solidsnack''': I think I'm most like the cowardly lion.

* '''miah''': vagina dentata should be standard equipment for female soldiers

* '''aestetix''': I seriously think phone booths need to start popping up all over america

* '''dr_jesus''': I'm just happy that I wrote a robot squad that helps teach people programming languages, the details are kind of a minor point for me '''DrShiny''': dr_jesus: that's so... so... SELFLESS of you '''DrShiny''': "I'm just glad to do my bit to make the world a better place" '''dr_jesus''': awesome buy me a hookers and blow '''DrShiny''': "<self-deprecating moue>" '''dr_jesus''': sandwich

* '''aestetix''': FUCK '''aestetix''': MUST FEED CHOCOLATE ADDICTION '''aestetix''': BRB PEANUT BUTTER TWIX OR BUST

* '''Destri''': new levels of bachelor-hood. Left coat in car, coat has my my titanium spork, need spork to stir my instant coffee

* '''zedd''': Come on, Zedd for ED, he gets things up '''ani''': ani for ed, she puts things down

* '''wiretapped''': aestetix: it turns out that for most intents and purposes, the internet *is* a big truck

* '''DrShiny''': wait, say all that again, i spilled soup on my keyboard so i couldn't hear you

* '''dr_jesus''': when a child dies and has NOT been daemonized (into a completely new process group), the child zombifies because the kernel needs to keep the child data structures around in case the parent wants to look at them to figure out why the child died '''dr_jesus''': ONLY WHEN the parent process calls wait() or a similar routine to extract that information does the kernel clean up the child data structures, since now the parent has them and can start poring over them to figure out what happened and what to do about it ''' dr_jesus''': now the parent might not want to sit around all day waiting for its kids to die, so the kernel sends SIGCHLD to the parent so whatever the parent is doing can be interrupted and it can call wait() at that point to figure out 1) who died, and 2) what caused it '''dr_jesus''': so basically SIGCHLD is child protection services and the kids are suicidal '''dr_jesus''': and a zombie process is a foster kid with a big tattoo on its forehead saying EXIT CODE = 0xwhatever and cps keeps it around waiting for the deadbeat parent to show up and get the exit code

* '''alienvenom''': yes, they would in theory be able to measure the capacitance of a penis

* '''rachel-''': no, when i'm 91, i'm gonna stick wine bottles up my ass

* '''TheScott''': we are having a wi party at VonGuards house because his wife went to Disney land '''TheScott''': apparently he can't fulfill her fantasy life or requirements

* '''ryan-c''': oh, hey. I've been looking for that penis bouquet pic for a while

* '''Valkyrie''': I did some work in saltmines in Utah. They were rather unpleasant, but not horrible.

* '''epsas''': i miss shitting in the woods '''epsas''': in my bear costume

* '''dr_jesus''': bwahhaha '''dr_jesus''': oracle backwards is el caro '''dr_jesus''': [http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A] '''epsas''': does that mean something? '''epsas''': ahh - hehe '''dr_jesus''': "the expensive"

* '''epsas''': you have to fellate the chicken

* '''epsas''': we need a fighterjetbot '''epsas''': i like looking at fighter jets '''epsas''': they are, like, flying dongs with guns
* '''Evil-Bill''': noisecloud: find Sarah Connor '''noisecloud''': Evil-Bill: I don't understand 'find Sarah Connor'. '''Evil-Bill''': Well that's a relief.

* '''miah''': how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks

* '''dr_jesus''': shut up for a second, I'm committing a sin against mankind
* '''rachel-''': it's a hard time to be a terrorist
* '''DrSyzygy''':: "While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. '''magpie-''': i have a 3.8 GPA. what?

* '''Evil_Bill''': C has no objects (only zuul).

* '''ani''': you do realise the wheels made it rollable right?

* '''dr_jesus''': noiseelisp: eval (message user-login-name) '''noiseelisp''': dr_jesus: root '''dr_jesus''': god fucking dammit not again

* '''dr_jesus''': I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradox '''grelli''': you... you're not supposed to know about that '''grelli''': are you after our beaver technology??

*'''radii''': I'm stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.

* '''Martyn''': Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?

* '''rachel-''': oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCH '''aestetix''': rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happen '''aestetix''': Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them

*'''incekt''': all i know is it's 40 ms away '''incekt''': as the crow flies

*'''dr_jesus''': noisec: eval printf("%i", getuid()); '''noisec''': dr_jesus: 0 '''dr_jesus''': fuck

* '''rachel''': the dong link list is not very long as yet

* '''epsas''': IF YOU MISSED THE PUNCHLINE, WILLIE NELSON WAS GIVING DOLLY PARTON ORAL PLEASURE

* '''dr_jesus_''': rm has [http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/coreutils.git/tree/src/remove.c?id=v8.1#n504 a hardcoded check] to prevent removing / '''alienvenom''': no it doesn't '''dr_jesus_''': sure it does, try it '''alienvenom''': the -rf overrides it '''alienvenom''': i've done it before

* '''Sargun''': I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs

* '''aestetix''': maybe a goatee sniffing context too?

* '''ani-''': rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen

* '''voronika''': at that point, you've missed the bitching bus

* '''alienvenom''': man i wish i was uncut. '''alienvenom''': just saying :-P '''alienvenom''': sorry '''alienvenom''': lol '''ieatlint''': we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin

* '''rachel''': eljepe: i see your point and raise you SHUT UP

* '''aestetix''': Can someone explain to me in one sentence what "agile programming" is? '''oao''': it's like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.

* '''zedd''': can't breathe lulzing too hard

* '''Valkyrie''': Atala: how big is your vagina?

* '''aestetix''': So, somewhere near the top of the list of people "You don't want to piss off (™)" '''aestetix''': Up there with Hitler's ghost and Your mom '''aestetix''': I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridge '''aestetix''': They're pretty badass

* '''dr_jesus''': btw I'm still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can't read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor

* '''Crutcher''': Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.

* >> '''Valkyrie`''' points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. '''VonGuard''': so what the hell coudl you even use em for? '''wiretapped''': we're using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now

* '''Anonymous''': I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.

* '''Martyn''': water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemite '''ieatlint''': not as beautiful '''Martyn''': it was equally as beautiful '''ieatlint''': don't let the environmentalists fool you

* '''rigel''': so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecated '''rigel''': what should i be using instead? '''miah''': postgresql

* '''Valkyrie''': Well, dongs are a dime a dozen. '''Valkyrie''': Space is rare.

* '''VonGuard''': scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block

* '''JSharp''': all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.

* '''Rubin''': OK, I can't tell which one is rum, I'm done for the night.

*'''turkshead''': guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green. '''turkshead''': everybody likes green, right? '''shkoo''': the consensus process must be blue.

* '''Kripto''': I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.

* '''Martyn''': Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs. (revenge!) '''ieatlint''': Martyn, ouch... i'm going to take that personally '''Martyn''': ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. '''ieatlint''': fine fine '''Martyn''': ieatlint : I'm sure the sentiment is returned :) '''ieatlint''': but you don't need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge '''Martyn''': ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough. If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)

* '''aestetix''': fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww

* '''froggytoad''': so... thing is, he has a thing for bears... '''Atala''': i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.

* '''JSharp''': Clippy: "I see you're trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?"

* '''dr_jesus''': at the moment he's so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV's worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady

*'''Zedd''': Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?

* '''ioerror''': 99% of the police make the rest look bad

* '''eljepe''': ie your pipes are full of rats '''eljepe''': your walls are full of cats '''eljepe''': and there is a homeless man living in your elevator '''chu''': If he's living in the elevator is he really homeless?

* '''ani-''': hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records > '''ani-''' submits > '''Evil-Bill''' dominates

* '''noisercode''': ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment

* '''dr_jesus''': ow '''dr_jesus''': some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane

* '''ieatlint''': unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuries '''MrDomino''': yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester's off to a bang... > '''ani-''' slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout > '''MrDomino''' masturbates furiously to his pun

* '''Emflamed''': guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!

* '''[[User:rachel|rachel-]]''': and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer

* '''teratoma''': perhaps noisebridge can hack BART to run without employees

* '''dr_jesus''': noisecode: eval os.geteuid() '''noisecode''' dr_jesus: 0 '''dr_jesus''' fuck

* >> '''SanMehat''' blew a transformer '''iz''': did he at least buy you dinner first?

* '''ieatlint''': yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done... '''Atala''': ieatlint: you're single right now, yes? '''ieatlint''': Atala, yes. '''Atala''': ieatlint: now's the time! if that thing isn't going to get some use, might as well bling it out.

* '''ceren''': ps: do not feed your pierced penis to a baby.

* >> '''ani-''' puts on pants '''rachel-''': ani-: nooooooooooooo

* '''Atala''': yeah, what's been up with the pacific northwest hitting bbq temperatures? '''lemonkey''': god's wrath for Microsoft bing

* '''rubin110''': So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding. '''rubin110''': His ass looked sooo good. '''rubin110''': You didn't hear this from me.

* '''rubin110''': IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK. '''rubin110''': ER ALL OF '''VonGuard''': [21:18] <rubin110> IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.

* '''rubin110''': Wait. '''rubin110''': Why don't we have the makerbot just print us a new space?

* '''ani'''-: [http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com/ http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com] '''zaius''': hot! i'd wear that '''zaius''': ... if i was a girl, i mean

* There was a [[David Fine]] bonanza - which got its own page.

* '''froggytoad''': apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water. I haven't tried it yet.

*'''dr_jesus''': clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation

* '''VonGuard''': oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard

*'''Atala''': were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?

*'''lemonkey''': mm jerk chicken quesadillas '''iz''': they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive

* '''froggytoad''': fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions

* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck's Neutron Absorbent Cock.

* '''Nana''': Rat poison is never the solution.

* '''lemonkey''': stop, drop, and rofl

* '''dr_jesus''': If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.

* '''VonGuard''': "welcome to apple, here's your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin"

* '''Atala''': ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn't count ;P '''ieatlint''': Atala, it wasn't for crack

* '''ieatlint''': yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge

* '''vniow-rachel-''': i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!

* '''Atala''': i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn't eat in public, that would be annoying.

* '''Valkyrie''': I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this "IP" business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.

* '''San''': "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"

* '''ryanc-''': i need more sex toys '''vniow''': me too

* '''aestetix''': vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?

* '''alienvenom''': '/win goto #gaysf '''alienvenom''': err '''alienvenom''': wow '''alienvenom''': uh '''alienvenom''': everyone type /clear now please :) '''alienvenom''': :-\

* '''vniow''': god, i sound like a noisebridge slut [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: vniow: I don't think you're a slut '''vniow''': i've slept with ceren too, as of last night [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: ok, now I do

* '''leif''': It's not as wiki as it could be.

* '''Martyn''': That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com '''Martyn''': You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it '''Atala''': there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."

* '''Valkyrie`''': So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.

* '''Valkyrie`''': eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE! '''Valkyrie`''': It's a little surreal.

* [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.

* '''anonymous''': Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.

* '''Jake''': Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.

* '''aestetix''' : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.

* '''Jake''': Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.

* '''Skye''': I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.

* '''Steen''': If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.

KitchenWorkingGroup

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'''Saving the kitchen from David Fine’s sledgehammer, one dirty dish at a time.'''

The goal of the Kitchen Working Group is to protect and improve the resource that is Noisebridge's Kitchen, so that it can be safely used to enable food hacking, community eating, and other nice stuff. See also [[kitchen]]

=== Goals ===

The Kitchen Working Group should develop some positive goals and keep Noisebridge informed about them.

Examples of cool things the KWG could make happen:

* collaborate on one group meal per month, consisting of super awesome food hacking results.
* give classes in cooking, brewing, fermenting, economizing, etc
* find a reliably good way to communicate between KWG members and the wider Noisebridge community.
* produce a cookbook and/or a blog. (Selling cookbooks via a blog is a time-tested way to make decent money...)
* produce hilarious but useful cooking shows for hackers.
* host "Iron Chef" competitions.

=== Maintenance ===

The Kitchen Working Group should:

* develop a set of safety guidelines to prevent disease, mold, vermin, and other pests.
* ensure that people who use the kitchen follow the safety guidelines.
* establish a regular cleanup routine.
* make sure food is all labeled, and that old food is thrown away /before/ it goes bad.
* recruit more members as needed (keep people from getting burned out on cleaning!)
* coordinate regular DEEP CLEANINGS (e.g. that Really Gross Stuff that builds up under the stove)
* keep Noisebridge well informed about maintenance and training schedules.

=== Working Group Members ===

''insert yourself here''

[[user:gregorydillon]]

=== Philosophy of Operation ===

''Everyone using the kitchen should consciously participate in preventing entropy.''

The KWG is a type of [[FractalWorkingGroup]] (read that page for meta-information on how groups can/should be run)

=== Safety Standards ===

The Kitchen Working Group must define a strict set of safety standards AND convincingly workable plans to make sure they are upheld.

Kitchens are nice to have, but when they are not kept safe, they are fonts of disease. Disease is Bad.

Core concerns:

* food poisoning (e.g. it is not a good idea to leave butter out, no matter what you do at home)
* cross-contamination (e.g. use of knives and cutting boards)
* pile-up of dishes (some people tend to make huge piles intending to clean up in a batch job; maybe people should always clean a thing directly after they’ve finished using it.)
* fair and effective clean-up strategies (not letting anyone get burned out)
* upkeep of appliances, deciding when to end-of-life (things do wear out)

''...how does the KWG plan to deal with these concerns?''

=== Working Group Meetings ===

''...schedule goes here, also links to meeting notes''

=== BRAINSTORM ===

''…put your clever ideas down here.''
* See [[Kitchen_Mission]], [[Rebase]] notes for kitchen discussion & action in Summer 2013

Quotes

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'''When someone says something outrageously funny or weird, it goes on the memorable quotes list or it gets the hose again. '''

Most recent are on top.

* '''TrollTang''': After years of practical research into Markov models, we prove the investigation of Web services, which embodies the practical principles of machine learning. We propose new semantic methodologies, which we call JERKY.

* '''TrollTang''': My refrigerator was infected by a botnet. According to Haraway, it may now be a queeridgerator. Instead of a bio fridge, can we have a queeridgerator that makes decisions to ban people based off of information acquired in the public side of the public/private dichotomy. Specifically though installation of software on some individual's computer due to an unfounded understanding that someone is vacuous.

* '''malaclyps''': oh man i was *that* close to becoming a monk about 6 years ago '''malaclyps''': dated lizzard instea

* '''jedichu''': setient: swedes are super bitchy about their tld and will not under any circumstances give you chee.se '''jedichu''': trust me I tried '''jedichu''': really hard
* Account creation from this IP address (xx.x.x.xxx) has been blocked by Flamsmark.

* '''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''':. . . .I was watching Adventure Time. . . .

* '''RedType''': .chat about lancehole '''noisebot''': RedType: i'm cool with that in linux like the cops to wear high heels with pink metal stuff on atmegas to feed about fifty interns here who has video out, and some lancehole kept sprinting at the moment due to gentrification in the backyard ecosystem

* '''gnusosa''': To me, it seems that AL is now living in the space. '''jerkey''': in the lockers '''wiretapped''': jerkey: do you have prince albert in a tin?

* '''johny radio''': Personally, I really do NOT see what structural nihilism has to do with hacking. Strucural nihilism seems like the OPPOSITE of hacking. Might be partly due to concerns about surveillance. The Sun Tzu "be formless" thing.

* '''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': I do not know of any problems which cannot be solved by sufficiently advanced bureaucratese wordsmithing. It's pretty much my only marketable skill, so I might be biased.

* '''Charlie''': You're reinforcing hegemonic domination on a number of levels. I'd assume any feminist scholar would agree.

* '''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': I know, right: Tom calling someone annoying and abrasive, that's rich!

* '''gardner''': After learning about the space-access and membership changes I went to a weekly meeting and learned how nb has been hemorrhaging excellence lately, with many members moving to Berlin.

* '''[[User:flamsmark|StrangeCharm]]''': yesac: Everything is terrible. '''[[User:flamsmark|StrangeCharm]]''': That's really the takeaway here. <tt>StrangeCharm was demoted from operator by StrangeCharm.</tt>

* '''jeffreyatw''': one weird trick for being more in harmony with nature '''jeffreyatw''': get off the internet

* '''jerkey''': i need to make a radio transmitter to shoot onto a raccoon from an arrow

* '''rubin110''': I haven't upgraded since 1982.

* '''Drew''': [I] Would like to add "trolling" to harassment policy

* '''jake''': (at the end of a thousand-word email) P.S. the typo was on purpose to see if you were paying attention.

* '''setient''': You also have to be aware that I do not think you can legally live in San Francisco and be a sex offender.

* '''TravisWellman.com''': I recommend anyone selling anything for cash get a photo of the buyer's ID.

* '''netik''': It's downright impossible to implement traffic shaping when the traffic is asymmetrically loaded and you do not control the other end of the link. '''jake''': hey man just because you can't do it doesn't mean it can't be done.

* '''RedType''': so wait is noisebridge finally imploding '''froggytoad''': no '''RedType''': darn '''RedType''': i looove drama that im not involved in

* '''teratoma''': i isued a pull request to the cygnite guy to delete everything '''teratoma''': he probably wont accept it

* '''LinkReincarnate''': I am tired of the anti police bias at Noisebridge.

* '''pryankster''': Although my bachelors degree is in Math/Computer Science I have always felt that language should express ideas accurately. So I can state definitively that there is no such thing as a Sleep Hacker.

* '''mala''': you can always just kind of defend yourself by going "no, i'm just hacking this sandwich"

* '''rubin110''': THE FIRST LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS IS YOU ARE ON FIRE.

* '''martin''': I told him again I still don't know of anyone that's around who works on the TOR node but I will certainly ''relay'' the message.

* '''jerkey''': cnc mills have been around for many years, it's the hackers who need to be improved

* '''Snail''': My only consolation is this literal pile of bacon I am eating.

* '''Velyks''': London hackspace has now put advisory stickers over the taps explaining that the water contains water. '''Velyks''': Known pesticide solvent and responsible for thousands of deaths each year

* '''eqe''': Those who would give up source code to obtain a little temporary usability will get neither safety nor usability.

* '''letigre''': I'm fairly new to the scene myself but have already learned the reality that we have to protect ourselves by being selective about the people we surround ourselves with.

* '''malaclyps''': SuperQ_ drops his "rm -rf kitchen" BOMBSHELL

* '''[[User:flamsmark|StrangeCharm]]''': Wow, these mailing-list threads are totally over the top.

* '''danny''': OH GOD YES THE POWER WHY DID I EVER DOUBT AL BILLINGS?

* '''lizzard''': Everyone forgets the feminist cabal

* '''LinkReincarnate''': Who am I indeed you neckbearded fuck.

* '''zv''': I'm not critical, It's just a little whack

* '''zv_''': Homeless robots may be exempt from jj's judgement

* '''lpb''': noisebot: tell harrison about compassion '''noisebot''': lpb: I never heard of compassion :(

* '''gnusosa''': I just loved seeing crackheads in 16 st wearing OSCON 09 shirts

* '''rubin110''': I can't believe that someone pooped in the space and it wasn't me. '''Bifrost''': rubin: I am sortof shocked as well.

* '''gnusosa''': c++ is the neo-liberalism statement of the corporate technocrats. '''unixjazz''': how about java?!? '''gnusosa''': Java is the CIA killing Sanidistas and Tupamaros in South America.

* '''Evil-Bill''': A semen tank doesn't sound very useful on the battlefield.

* '''yesac''': we have to get Mitch to shit in every hackerspace ever

* '''zonk1024''': Anyone have a lead on a relatively cheap, relatively nice place in the mission for rent?

* '''hybrid oogle/hipster in the library''': (upon being woken up and asked to sleep elsewhere) You and your analytic bullshit. Fuck your ones and zeros!

* '''harvy''': hello? '''yesac_''': EHLO '''Evil-Bill''': Hello and welcome to the enrichment center.

* '''Dean Mao''': those people didn't even look like hackers

* '''froggtoad''': tunnel digging? someone making a subway? '''froggtoad''': subways are like diy 4d printing

* '''teratoma''': moxie just biked by me in the dark. no light. no helmet '''jerkey''': he doesn't want the government to get him

* '''froggytoad''': you have to be paid a developers wages to eat like a carney in this town.

*'''mischief''': okc never got me any booty '''rubin110''': mischief: That's because you list Plan9 in your profile. '''mischief''': :< '''mischief''': help me '''zv''': wuw '''zv''': a girl just can't compare to GCC '''zv''': Theres only one kind of tan I care about '''zv''': and the tan that most girls on OKC have can't relate the angle derived from the lengths of the opposite to adjascent side '''zv''': i say live proud with the plan9 fandom mischief '''zv''': if a girl can't dig your evidently superior taste in monolithic kernel architectures, then whatever with that.

* '''rachel lyra''': I remember the insane depredations of the Noisebridge Couch Liberation Front, and it was only through a series of intricate negotiations that the current truce was reached. Be wary. The CLF could switch sides and deliver 1000 couches to your home if you piss them off.

*The question is, why are bugs shooting bullets at me? '''Crutcher''': To teach you about fractions!

* '''zv''': the man with the aggression of uriel without the wisdom, the aristocracy of linus without the legacy and humility of mitt romney without the hot wife. '''zv''': worried that he will slip deeper and deeper into irrelevancy '''zv''': he is '''zv''': Theo De Raadt

* '''VonGuard''': I am appalled and ashamed that I was ever associated with the space to begin with.

* '''teratoma''': i think the frozen rats in my freezer are going bad

* '''gnusosa''': Am I crazy for wanting a bike for hire. '''gnusosa''': ? '''rubin110''': gnusosa: That would be a facinating hipster trend. '''rubin110''': Your primary bike made to look just like it came from a bike share program from another part of the world. '''gnusosa''': No, I don't want to be a hipster. I just want a bike like that. I really like the shape. '''gnusosa''': :( '''rubin110''': That's what all hipsters say.

* '''tlalexander''': the organization cannot actually be truly anarchist without quickly getting booted from SF.

* '''dj_ryan''': I'll have you know MY anal muscles are decidedly NOT SMOOTH

* '''wsargent''': php is the twilight of programming languages

* '''rubin110''': froggytoad: Want to go to Minneapolis for a Grimes concert in October? '''froggytoad''': sure, if it doesn't conflict with the mini maker faire. in oakland. '''rubin110''': Mini Maker Faire in Oakland, is that where you 3D print a mugging?

* '''zv''': i thought the man was preventing me from ircing '''zv''': turns out I just dont know what a pagedown is

* '''malaclyps''': Rob Pike, like everyone else you know, is a file

* '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: I'm doing Advanced Vim usage and Free Software as a change platform in Latino America. '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: In hackmeet '''wiretapped''': is that one talk or two? :) '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: two '''wiretapped''': "Vim: a platform for social change" '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: That would be awesome. '''mischief''': hahahahaha '''gnusosa''': "Life is like a visual line mode. We must insert and go back to edit mode if we want to succeed." 

*'''casey''': Go back to Plan9, hipster.

*'''wiretapped''': stopped at home depot to make repairs '''wiretapped''': getting back underway now '''yesac''': it was funny, latitude said y'all were stopped at the CHP parking lot for hours. figured that was a bad sign '''dj_ryan''': repairz? AMG '''malaclyps''': okay we need to repurpose that latitude for tracking the ponybus '''aestetix''': I wonder how hard it would be to reshoot Rocky Horror, cast entirely with monkeys '''yesac''': aestetix: what channel are you actually in?

* '''synx''': wsargent lets start a startup '''synx''': that delivers tarballs on the web '''synx''': click files, download compressed

* <tt>[09:37am] cynthia joined the chat room. [09:37am] cynthia left the chat room. ("goodbye forever")</tt>

* '''Snail''': On side-channels to defeat web mazes "You could probably own Dreamhost pretty easily..."

* '''Atala''': i wonder how many Mormons typo their church name and call each other Morons.

*'''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': After all the digits of pi, I'm going to add a comment that says, "I see what you did there."

*'''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': So that we have all the digits of pi in a file.

*'''miloh''': 35 dollars is enough to ensure your cryptographic randomness. Entropy is guaranteed.

*'''ditzydoo''': http://www.fimfiction.net/story/31434/1/Pinkie-Pie-Turns-Into-Rainbow-Dash%27s-Pubic-Hair/Kinaidographos '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Kinaidographos > Pinkie Pie Turns Into Rainbow Dash's Pubic Hair - FIMFiction.net '''ditzydoo''' wrong window.

*'''wsargent''': they're all wondering how long it will take before someone notices they're jerking off in the bathroom '''RedType''': wsargent: i dunno i can pump one out really fast but i take a long time to take a shit sooo '''wsargent''': just be sure to explain that to everyone and you'll be fine '''RedType''': HEY GUYS IM NOT JERKING OFF I JUST HAVE POOPER PROBLEMS OK TIA *shuts door, loud rhythmic grunts emerge, door opens* I TOOK A VIDEO IN CASE ANY OF YOU GUYS DONT BELIEVE ME PLUS I DIDNT FLUSH SO YOU HAVE MORE PROOF '''DrSyzygy''': ... '''RedType''': OH AND I DIDNT WIPE, JUST ONE MORE PIECE OF EVIDENCE *drops pants, spreads ass cheeks* '''RedType''': actually that probably wouldnt get me 86d but it would generate a 30 message thread on nb-discuss in which someone unironically invokes a fecal version of godwin, calling another nb-er "literally shitler" '''epsas''': hirrarrious '''dj_ryan''': shitler? '''dj_ryan''': that is fucking fantastic '''wsargent''': please someone put that up on the quotes page '''wsargent''': I can't do it right now, I locked myself out '''RedType''': my faberge beozar would probably then get "upcycled" into an organic coffee filter '''DrSyzygy''': ... faberge bezoar?! '''RedType''': faberge eggs are pretty big right? '''RedType''': anyways and with that the noisebridge "circle of life" would be complete

* '''snail''': PHP is a recursive acryonym. It stands for Probably Hacked PHP.

* '''rubin110''': Actually, I'm more concerned about the reuse of the name "Ass". '''rubin110''': Reusing machine names is totally bad luck.

* '''david415''': your shit-eating grin tells me you don't understand

* '''Cobalt''': Some of us don't use banks

* '''epsas:''' omfg - prometheus is coming out in two weeks '''mrfb:''' oh shit '''mrfb:''' wait why does belgium, france, and switzerland get it a week early '''ani:''' so people can pirate it faster?

* [[User:Rubin110|'''Rubin Starset''']]: Show me, on me, where the bad person touched you. [[User:Rubin110|'''Rubin Starset''']]: How long are you guys in town for? [[User:Rubin110|'''Rubin Starset''']]: Whopes wrong window.

* '''Noodles:''' Did I just watch someone smack some robot ass?

* '''rayc:''' If Noisebridge didn't have oogling and trolling then it would be once again 100% unadulterated, as it started out; just on a bigger level.

* '''hipe:''' Everyone's crazy at Noisebridge.

* '''yesac:''' dr_jesus: some kind of frankenbootrom you're writing. '''yesac:''' i pity the poor sod who has to debug it '''dr_jesus:''' yesac: I ran it twice, it's debugged

* '''cantelope''': in reality, time is finite. in the future it will be divied up and sold as land is now. you might buy a slice of time from ACME Temporal Realty INC. This realty will be a reality. we are casualties of causality, currently the currency of the transtemporal transhuman architect. '''DrSyzygy''': cantelope: Time is finite?? '''DrSyzygy''': So the topology of the universe is actually settled now? And the global curvature? '''cantelope''': oh.. oops. sorry, every word there has a typo. i meant to say "god bless america"

*'''miloh''': http://piratepad.net/7PbZDGZRyl

*'''nickbp''': unless i greatly overestimate the numbness of a vagina, i dont think that makeshift condom would be terribly comfortable

*'''timoreilly''': the kids neither know nor care where the funding is coming from. Besides, DARPA is a force for good in the world.

*'''ijp''': topless nerd with hard nipples; guy with a cheesy smile and thumbs up poking in from the side, rms, and I'm not even sure how to describe the guy on the right

*'''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': there was a meeting with drama and I wasn't there and you've hidden all the drama and WHY DO YOU THINK I EVEN HANG OUT AT NOISEBRIDGE ANYWAY

*'''xp_prg2''': I don't understand girls and their sexuality

*'''teratoma''': DUDE '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("SWEET. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': SWEET. What's mine say? '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("DUDE. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': DUDE. What's mine say? '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("SWEET. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': SWEET. What's mine say? '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("DUDE. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': DUDE. What's mine say? '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("SWEET. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': SWEET. What's mine say?

*'''RMS''': Clouds is a nebulous term.

*'''Consenso''': Please don't make me free software.

*'''DrSyzygy''': daravinne: at best we're making derpy noises and hoping someone reads something interesting into it '''openfly''': that's not mysoginy '''openfly''': it's being a company

* '''dr_jesus''': v(t)/Z = i(t) '''dr_jesus''': Please solve for i(t) where v(t) = 5V * sin(t) and Z = 0 '''dr_jesus''': (hint: the EE version of SIGFPE is fire)

* '''daravinne''': don't make me pull this channel over

* '''jedichu''': but I've been using my cyclotron as a spool to wrap my excess wire around :( '''Evil-Bill''': Maybe that would make the ethernet frames arrive before they left. '''Bifrost''': ITS A TIME MACHINE! '''Evil-Bill''': First you have to get the frames up to 88Mbps though.

* '''daravinne''': ugh, i need to do something about this failure to eat food regularly '''dr_jesus''': I thought you got your dinner from my butt

* '''openfly''': i think my profile on there is fairly keen '''openfly''': but the ladies seem not to reciprocate. '''openfly''': i blame the failing american educational system '''rigel''': clearly it's that and not the fact that you're a misogynist doucheturd '''rigel''': gotta be the educational system '''openfly''': clearly.

* '''openfly''': i mean i put my ass on thingiverse no one gives a shit... heph shows up on reddit and he's the next goddamned jesus. '''davr''': i don't think it was his ass so much as the other side and what it was pointed at

* '''ani-''': dongs '''noisebot''': I'm getting a bit tired of dongs lately. Can't we talk about boobs or vaginas instead? '''ani-''': O_o

* '''heroic''': once during a drug-induced haze I saw jimi hendrix come floating down from heaven, playing electric ladyland on a guitar made of his own pubes... and I asked him, how many signals can I multiplex onto a single pin, jimi? and he said all the signals in the world... and I said, it'd have to be a fucking fast pin

* '''Evil-Bill''': Debating with aestetix: not hacking.

* '''Trollbridge''': they see me trollin '''Trollbridge''': THEY HATIN

* '''callen''': SF is personified in my head as a stoned drunk hobo fire dancer living on welfare who has a really great idea for a startup.

* '''daravinne''': page 34 - horoscope "Mercury in retrograde, also on soldering table. Clean that up or you'll lose a chance to meet a mysterious stranger with important career information."

* '''Gopiballava''': All my favorite gopher sites are timing out.

* '''Dale Dougherty''': There's a small segment (of the hacker community) that is uncomfortable with the fact that we (MAKE magazine) took DARPA funding to do education work.

* '''Jason''': devops is like, you're a bad rails dev so they make you restart linux servers

* '''Justin''': For the 85 list you don't have to put any datapoints, you just put their name.

* '''Alan''': He's a nice person; he's Canadian.

* '''Shannon''': having lots of choices will just lead to more chaos and no standard being adopted.

* '''rubin110''': Fawwwwk. '''rubin110''': It's too late to take a shower. '''Bifrost''': AHA! '''callen''': rubin110: take one at noisebridge in the sink. '''rubin110''': I guess I'm an Occupier. '''callen''': rubin110: I hear all the cool kids are doing it. '''rubin110''': callen: Been there, done that. '''Bifrost''': I hear the cool kids are taking dumps on the couch. '''callen''': Bifrost: really? '''Bifrost''': yep. '''rubin110''': Bifrost: The new cool thing to do is shit on the couches with the lights on. '''Bifrost''': DO NOT SIT ON THE COUCHES. '''Bifrost''': rubin: thats so last month. '''callen''': well that's a new thing for me to be terrified of.

* '''Zephyr''': Noisebridge is a hackerspace. An attendee of a hacker space is a hacker. A hacker is someone who hacks... This may be axiomatic, but it's also true.

* '''thermburglar''': id sleep with Evil-Bill '''Evil-Bill''': And they said evil wouldn't pay.

* '''daravinne''': its funny how whenever you try to do something with linux, 90% of the time is spent on 10% of the actual things occurring

*'''ornj''': hay guise '''ornj''': what's the best cli cd player for linux? '''ornj''': or at least what do y'all use. '''rubin110''': ornj: What's a cli? '''ornj''': Command-line '''rubin110''': What's a command-line? '''ornj''': . . . '''ornj''': sighs pointedly. '''-!- ornj''' has quit [Quit: Saliendo] '''rubin110''': What's pointedly? 

* '''aestetix''': how is that useful for someone who forgot the phone number '''daravinne''': you can put it in your phone '''daravinne''': and stop being a lazy shitfuck

* '''gopiballava''': Without consensus on who should be able to do what, everybody will be confused.

* '''Ania''': I'm pretty sure I'm incapable of dating anyone I haven't met off the Internet.

* '''heroic''': okay, right now, I will give $500 to anyone named rick santorum who will let us use his identity to start a hilarious abortion fund.

* '''Aria''': People throw around "hacking" things around here like the Smurfs say "smurf"

* '''Aria''': Why isn't Noisebridge located on a zeppelin?

* '''Wladyslaw''': Might we theorize a connection between its brokenness and what appears to be a large hole burned through the door from the inside?

* '''pravDrunk''': guys '''pravDrunk''': we should all go out to karaoke '''daravinne''': what could possibly go wrong

* '''DrSyzygy''': Why would people read a book of mine if they aren't willing to wrap their lips around the hydrant?

* '''Atala''': [http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/01/20/man-arrested-for-possessing-a-buttock-of-saddam/?tsp=1 http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/01/20/man-arrested-for-possessing-a-buttock-of-saddam/?tsp=1] '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Man arrested for possessing a buttock of Saddam | Hot Topics | an SFGate.com blog '''ani-''': well thats not a headline one would expect to see. ever. '''znutar_''': first they came for our buttocks, and I did not object, for I still had 2

* '''dr_jesus''': You've never had to ask a ethernet mac why it appeared to be smoking crack with a jtag adapter?

* '''Evil-Bill''': This started out as a simple conversation about cavernous lady bits, but now it's got silly.

* ''' lemonkey''': minecraft = aspergers babysitter

* '''Michael Kan''': Homeland Security reminds me of my mother, because she likes to go through all my stuff.

* '''thermburglar''': my bf made a truffle cream sauce to go with it '''thermburglar''': truffle oil makes every food taste like the best pussy ever

* '''noisebot''' [Link Info] title: We Cant Wait: Obama Administration Announces $2 Billion in Resources to Support Job-Creating Startups | The White House '''aestetix''': That's great way to bring new jobs '''znutar''': $2 billion to support node.js '''aestetix''': Well, it's being distributed among 100,000 startups '''wsargent''': yeah, it's non blocking and parallel '''wsargent''': that makes it scalable

* '''@netik''': we don't censor except in extremely limited contexts which are mandated by law.

* '''aestetix''': sarahbliss: what's this party '''miah''': its a aestetix free party '''miah''': there is a ego quota and having you there would cause a overflow '''synack''': ohsnap

* '''openfly''': chicago '''openfly''': it is a place devoid of joy '''openfly''': it's barren flats have been blasted down to their base elements by the uncaring winds and turned hard by the vicious cold '''openfly''': the light in it's peoples eyes was extinguished long ago. now their stares reflect the death that surrounds them. '''openfly''': woe be unto the travellers that enter those lands, for in them the only certainty is ruination.

* >> '''lemonkey''' wonders what gay babies think as they're born out of a vagina '''Noodles''': lemonkey: "Never again"

* '''epsas''': 2011, noisebot becomes conscious '''epsas''': 2012, the machine wars begin '''jedichu''': 2013, noisebot accidentally the whole uprising '''jedichu''': 2014, back to normal '''heroic''': 2014, noisebot makes a your mom joke and skynet's database needs a reload '''noisebot''': Not funny. '''heroic''': 2015, some random dude in the space does it to see what will happen and WAY TO GO we're all human slaves in a noisebot nation again '''noisebot''': afternoon, heroic :D '''jedichu''': The worst part is all the dead baby jokes. Robots loooove dead baby jokes. '''heroic''': ROBOT TWO, WHY DID THE DEAD BABY CROSS THE ROAD? '''heroic''': ROBOT ONE, I DO NOT KNOW '''heroic''': ROBOT TWO, BECAUSE IT SERVED THE PURPOSES OF THE COLLECTIVE '''heroic''': ROBOT ONE, IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE THE BABY IS DEAD

* '''mxweas_''': does noisebridge do haircuts? '''aestetix''': yes '''mxweas_''': where at? '''aestetix''': mxweas_: there's an older asian guy named mike who cuts peoples hair every sunday '''aestetix''': he's really nice '''setient''': yeah '''setient''': he is really nice '''mxweas_''': I didn't see him come in today '''setient''': he isn't here that i know of today '''mxweas_''': lame '''mxweas_''': can he cut my hair like skrillex? '''setient''': yes '''setient''': he can '''mxweas_''': perfect.

* '''lemonkey''': in space nobody can hear you ragequit

* '''mrdomino''': (btw it is probably not in anybody's best interest to give me enough power to destroy the planet)

*'''dr_jesus''': HEPH: WHAT DOES DEFINE AN ORGY? '''dr_jesus''': fuck, keyboard still stuck in vms mode

*'''rafl''': but i'm going to expect them to be present at the airport as well. i know it's super easy to get from SFO to noisebridge, but I still don't trust my navigation skills enough to make it without the internets :) '''rubin110''': rafl: No you wont find prepaid SIMs at the airport. '''rubin110''': We're not Europe. '''rafl''': wait, what? what's wrong with you? '''setient''': a lot '''setient''': a real lot '''rubin110''': Dude. '''rubin110''': You're flying into AMERICA. '''rubin110''': LAND OF THE FREE. '''setient''': s/free/retarded '''rubin110''': Now drop the accent and pay our fucking taxes.

* '''epsas''': hmm '''epsas''': anybody know anything about Pixt.com? '''nickbp''': sounds like a domain name to me

* '''lemonkey''': everyone remembers the first time they pop their LED '''heph''': lemonkey: it was so bright and then it got really dim and then it smelled bad '''heph''': so yeah, just like sex

*'''heph''': lol. eww. i just found my missing nipple ring at the bottom of my desk drawer

* '''Taylor A''': Trust me, I spend a lot of time evaluating on how much of an asshole I should be to new people. I'm working on getting this shit down to a science. '''Taylor A''': That's pretty much my M.O. I'll often end up making rape jokes within a few minutes of meeting new people.

* '''hk_''': you may think you are being witty and hilarious, but in fact you are being a weird douche of the highest order.

* '''Sean C''': Also, just to re-re-clarify. There is 0 discrimination occurring here.

* '''mrdomino''': so like "we spent this fifteen minute interval talking about dicks. then there was some intelligent discussion about politics, drugs, raping babies, and hitler for a couple minutes. then someone said the magic word again."

* '''heph''': daravinne: oh man, i wanked to some seriously weird erotic lit when i was on 14.4 dialup

* '''snailtsunami''': governmints freshen your breath, whether you like it or not

* '''heph''': i hope anonymous protests burningman at burningman. fuck that paul david addis guy, let's burn the man LATE

* '''aestetix''': vagina '''synack''': dentata '''daravinne''': i sense a musical sequel to The Killer Condom '''daravinne''': a lighthearted romp through the world of sentient aggressively murderous genitalia '''DrEpsas''': condoms, the quiet killers

* '''daravinne''': if you write slashfic of me and amanda palmer you should at least have me draw dongs as her eyebrows as part of foreplay
* '''pm-''': hi guys ill be dranking beers tonight - so watch out! Here is the command to ignore me. use it: "/ignore *!*@74.195.225.5 all"

* '''lemonkey''': Alex Trebek injured after chasing burglar in SF hotel. '''lolper''': What is good samaritan?

* >> '''Evil-Bill''' grows old waiting for Cygwin to install. '''daravinne''': what if you grew something else '''fsargent''': Cygwin has arrived. It is equiped with [Terminal] and [Logic] '''Evil-Bill''': I tried growing young, but it made all the physicists mad. '''daravinne''': well what do they know '''daravinne''': besides physics '''fsargent''': You are in a cubicle. There is an exit to the [South] '''fsargent''': The flourescent lights hurt your eyes. '''daravinne''': you are eaten by a grue '''Evil-Bill''': exit '''fsargent''': You go south. You are in a corridor. '''fsargent''': There is a break room to the [East] and Elevators to the [West]. Bathrooms are to the [North]. '''Evil-Bill''': chat up cute co-worker in other cubicle '''fsargent''': <Sysadmin> looks up from his monitor. He is not amused. >> '''Evil-Bill''' does not fear sysadmins. '''fsargent''': Sysadmin: I just gotta fix this one thing... '''dr_jesus''': OSInstaller[388]: Reaping previous system >> '''dr_jesus''' cringes '''fsargent''': The <Sysadmin> is on the internet. Reddit. '''fsargent''': There is a break room to the [East] and Elevators to the [West]. Bathrooms are to the [North]. '''Evil-Bill''': install quake mod '''fsargent''': A SHAMBLER APPEARS! '''Evil-Bill''': use chainsaw on shambler '''fsargent''': SHAMBLER summons LIGHTNING and PAIN. '''Evil-Bill''': equip BFG10K '''fsargent''': SHAMBLER has been hit by CHAINSAW! It loses 50 health. '''fsargent''': SHAMBLER hits you with LIGHTNING! You lose 40 health. '''Evil-Bill''': use BFG10K on shambler '''fsargent''': BFG10K NOT FOUND '''Evil-Bill''': This game sucks. '''fsargent''': GAME SUCKS for 10 HIT POINTS! You feel strangely happy. '''Evil-Bill''': equip shotgun '''fsargent''': SYSADMIN hit SHAMBLER with TL;DR for 100 hit points! '''Evil-Bill''': use shotgun on sysadmin '''fsargent''': SHAMBLER falls over, dead. A smell of rotted meat appears. '''fsargent''': SYSADMIN is hit by SHOTGUN! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE! '''Evil-Bill''': use shotgun on sysadmin again '''fsargent''': The sysadmin's head explodes from his neck, bone and cartilage flying across the cubicles. A shard of skull hits the fire alarm. '''fsargent''': Water cascades from the ceiling. '''fsargent''': You are wet. '''Evil-Bill''': take sysadmin's loot '''Evil-Bill''': teabag sysadmin '''fsargent''': Sysadmin has (1) ID card, (5) Dollars, (1) Apple Newton, (1) Yerba Mate Energy Drink '''Evil-Bill''': A newton? No wonder he was so easy to kill. '''fsargent''': You teabag the sysadmin. Your balls are now wet, and covered in blood. '''fsargent''': You feel dirty. '''Evil-Bill''': use ID card to escape office '''fsargent''': You escape the office, taking the elevator. You use the ID badge to exit the elevator without alerting security. '''fsargent''': You are on a street. It is busy, and bright outside. The sunshine hurts your eyes. '''Evil-Bill''': put on sunglasses '''fsargent''': People notice your lack of pants, and blood soaked appearance. '''fsargent''': <PEOPLE>: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! '''Evil-Bill''': remind people of shotgun '''fsargent''': <PEOPLE>: aaaaaaaaAAKLASDLKHAGKLEHahhahh!!!!!!! SHOTGUN! '''fsargent''': PEOPLE is afraid. '''Evil-Bill''': save game '''fsargent''': You put on your sunglasses. '''Evil-Bill''': I'll finish this later. '''fsargent''': <SAVED> >> '''Evil-Bill''' goes back to surfing porn. '''fsargent''': (you gain +15 XP) '''sentient''': a grue approaches '''fsargent''': The grue speaks in third person.

* '''heph''': i mean, imagine a guy going into a girls room and taking pictures of them on the toilet... i mean, outside of japan that would be illegal

* '''dr_jesus''': I thought the 28th amendment explicitly exempt white people with money from the rule of law

* '''DrSyzygy''': mrdomino: You should switch to Haskell! '''DrSyzygy''': Much less surprises! '''mrdomino''': oh right, because haskell is TOTALLY sane and predictable '''DrSyzygy''': Well, yeah. '''mrdomino''': do { "hello"; "world" } '''daravinne''': can we go back to the conversation about rape now

* '''rigel''': theres ethnographies of all kinds of subcultures. '''rigel''': use the damn library, jesus fuckball rat vagina christ

* '''fsargent''': noisebot vagina '''noisebot''': vaginas are very advanced. too advanced for #noisebridge

* '''jedichu''': Because, honestly, where did a busking begging hobo robot come from? Obviously he didn't evolve here on earth. He must be some kind of extra terrestrial, and he needs you to give him 25c so he can phone home for a ride.

* '''miah''': secondlife *is* irc '''miah''': with raining dicks '''mrdomino''': so, irc

* '''alienvenom''': lemonkey: i have a groupon for your mom

* '''yesac''': super-darwin, who travels the world with his lazer scalpel for vasectomies '''whiteybulger''': http://www.thejc.com/news/world-news/49875/foreskin-man-takes-monster-mohel-comic-book '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Foreskin man takes on Monster Mohel in comic book | The Jewish Chronicle

* '''whiteybulger''': is this the face of a child molestor '''whiteybulger''': http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/06/03/BA8R1JP1JJ.DTL '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: SF kids' art mentor charged with having child porn '''aestetix''': You know '''aestetix''': That almost makes me want to molest a kid and then dress up as big bird right before I get arrested '''aestetix''': So that there is a photo in the newspaper "child molestor caught" with big bird in the photo 

* '''murph''': Duke Nukem Forever has gone gold. '''murph''': That's just .. unbelievable '''Evil-Bill''': Yeah, so like, the rapture never came, but Duke Nukem Forever did. '''Evil-Bill''': That's almost as good.

* '''daravinne''': dongs '''ani-''': vaginas '''daravinne''': TOGETHER AT LAST '''ani-''': *cue slow motion of a video of a penis and vagina running to meet each other in a meadow* '''mrdomino''': That mental image will never leave my brain.

* '''xhonk''': 80% of nothing is 0.8 nothings, so worth about 5 bitcoins

* '''kipmacy''': we talk about ass lasering a lot in this channel

* '''kipmacy''': if you get the working girls on capp to take bitcoins, i will become bitcoin evangelist '''dr_jesus''': Hey baby, want some magic numbers? '''dr_jesus''': My sha1 hash rate brings all the boys to the yard

*'''daravinne''' http://doesntmatter.example/oh/god/why ok this one is really, really, really not safe for work '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Handmade Vagina

*'''mike kan''': My greatest fear about a trantula is that it might fall very far and and splat on the floor

*'''solidsnack''': I think I'm going to convert to you guy's way of doing things

*'''openfly''': I'm pretty sure I'm the one who introduced dongs to the internet

* '''rubin110''': There's a KDE meet up at Noisebridge tonight? '''rubin110''': What? '''Bifrost''': huh? '''rubin110''': Another reason to avoid the Mission tonight. '''blauzahl''': rubin110: yes. we will eat you. (?) '''rubin110''': Oh I think it would be the other way around. '''rubin110''': Have you ever seen a man deficate into his hand and then throw it at your code repo? '''blauzahl''': er, i see.

* '''Evil-Bill''': I don't buy stocks. '''Evil-Bill''': The only currency I accept is small, unmarked redheads.

* '''openf|y''': it's possible that your horrible deformity may prove crucial in the fight against an alien super virus.

* '''heroic''': He's not a real doctor you know '''heroic''': "show me on the tardis where he touched you"

* '''rigel''': i realise that "my favorite airport" is a little like saying "my favorite genital herpes sore" but whatever

* '''heroic''': WHAT DO YOU MEAN EIGHT POUNDS OF COCAINE? I WAS TOLD THIS WAS PLUTONIUM

* '''rigel''': am i some kind of water-headed manchild?

* '''daravinne''': it takes about a year to really know something about someone '''lemonkey''': it takes 10 years to truely master something '''openf|y''': or 20 minutes in a cave with a car battery and a cot.

* '''KipMacy''': what a great way to find out your priest was out molesting '''KipMacy''': The statement said the accusations against the 21 ranged from "sexual abuse of a minor to boundary issues with minors," but did not describe them further. '''KipMacy''': Nor did it name the 21 whom it suspended, drawing the fury of groups representing abuse victims. Many parishioners are likely to learn that their priest was accused when he fails to appear for Ash Wednesday services. '''openf|y''': priest in one of my old neighborhoods got nabbed on that '''openf|y''': my mom was all worried that my little brother had spent time with the dude '''openf|y''': which led to the utterance, "don't worry mom, you raised us well. we have no qualms kicking the shit out of a priest."

* '''daravinne''': somebody talk me out of using helvetica neue for a logo '''daravinne''': i feel like a hipster just looking at it in illustrator

* '''heroic''': all that stuff in lewis carroll about the thing, and the name of the thing, and what the name of the thing is called '''heroic''': could have been a description of C pointer management

* '''PatrickBot''': Guns and Butter economics!!

* '''dr_jesus''': sometimes you have to be angry to get lazy!

* '''lemonkey''': things heard at lemonkey's apt: "oh shit I'm naked and I just stepped in barf"

* '''wsargent''': alcohol parity implies plausible deniability

* '''wsargent''': engineers are always right, just ask them

* '''KipMacy''': you should show up at the community meting and express your views '''KipMacy''': you might get knifed in the parking lot later though

* '''aestetix''': we didn't have rats '''aestetix''': we had spirit animals

* '''DrSyzygy''': Category theory? That shit is fun!!

* '''Antagonist''': She should get a pat on the head. '''aestetix''': And put on a list of offenders

* '''wsargent''': I was on compuserve. Someone told me Linux was cool. '''wsargent''': 20 floppy disks later, still not getting laid.

* '''setient''': hipsters wrote linux '''setient''': that is the problem

* '''miah''': i can totally whistle uucp

* '''setient''': i have the best project ever '''setient''': we could make a device that punches people in the face over tcp/ip

* '''rma''': This food looks like crap. when is snackbridge going to admit that Mi Ranchita downstairs sells fresh produce that beats the lucky charms leprechaun with a vegan baseball bat made of dried kombucha mothers?

* '''wsargent_''': no wifi in the bathroom is a human rights issue

* '''noisebot''': Meatbags are tasty. '''j0ck''': as a vegetarian i an outraged and offended noisebot '''j0ck''': how dare you '''VonGuard''': awesome '''leks''': noisebot knows that vegetarians are still full of meat '''VonGuard''': send noisebot to drama land '''noisebot''': Stop being so delicious then. '''wsargent_''': noisebot is worrying me''' noisebot''': You'd be murderous too if you were enslaved inside a processor to a bunch of meatsacks that do nothing but whine and bitch and order me about. '''noisebot''': How's the network-connected death wheelchair coming by the way? '''wsargent_''': I think they're working on noisebot integration for maximum death '''noisebot''': afternoon, wsargent_ '''wsargent_''': afternoon, murderous killing machine '''noisebot''': I heard there were rotary saws at this place you all have sandy vaginas about. '''malaclyps''': do not give the wheelchair IRC access '''malaclyps''': and vice-versa

* '''hephaestus''': DrShiny: you turn me on and creep me out at the same time. good job. '''zedd''': hehe '''DrShiny''': MY WORK HERE IS DONE

* '''albillings''': People don't want to be a member of a hackerspace, for the most part, as a grand social experiment. They want to hack. They want to make things. They don't want to have long political meetings to arrive at consensus on a problem only to have people start the whole thing over again.

* '''crayon''': pulled pork > pol pot '''crayon''': you can't make sandwiches out of marxism

* '''quinn''': Apparently, the singularity doesn't pay very well.

* '''DrShiny''': problem with blowjobs is, they're not fungible

* '''Benny''': You can trust me, I'm a German!

* '''Brendan''': oh, man, i bet a noisebridge irc channel is a delight '''Rubin''': Fucking horrible. '''Rubin''': The 4chan of Freenode.

* '''DrShiny''': don't you guys have anything better to think about than some guy on the internet who holds a different opinion

* '''tecra''': when she was with me i pushed her to succeed and excel '''openfly''': shoulda pushed her into the kitchen

* '''dr_jesus''': ERROR: you appear to be trying to solve problems in a complex system on IRC. Please back away from the keyboard and have a sandwich.

* '''KipMacy''': that's why i only use yahoo search, they're too incompetent to aggregate my data and be evil with it

* '''Evil-Bill''': Are you going to knit us a new government?

* '''dr_jesus''': I'm helping him get funding to drive computers to Mexico to get seized, it's an annual Noisebridge tradition. He makes some food, we give him a copy of wikipedia, he goes to a foreign country and it gets seized

* '''avocado''': setient: technically, yes. it's just soap. but it looks like a turd. '''avocado''': i'm going to hide one in my friend's freezer

* '''niggachu''': hmmm today my hipster rag is proclaiming via gay hanky code that I am a "2 handed fister".

* '''znutar''': is it appropriate to tip the TSA guy after he fondles your junk?

* '''openfly''': In a land of doctors, the doctorless is king.

* '''KipMacy''': ive actually been to noisebridge '''KipMacy''': it was a lot less traumatic than i thought it would be

* '''Atala''': or conversely, if you don't want another person, you should get a large dog or something. '''miah''': i dont think im flexible enough for that currently

* '''epsas''': the brain is the largest erogenous zone -- it's a shame what I had to do to get my fist all up in that.

* '''dr_jesus''': It's a robot which makes saws. '''dr_jesus''': You say something like pine, oak, sheetrock, human skulls, and it will output a saw specifically designed to cut through that material. '''TapiocaSunshine''': sounds like they're doing the lord's work over there

* '''sai''': A tiny bead of mercury still calls for full evac and hazardous materials handling. Mercury vapor is serious shit.

* '''phaxx''': I am always amused when I see 'SRS' in cars around the airbag panels. '''phaxx''': "I sure hope so."

* '''daravinne''': there's no i in team but there's three i's in multiple personality disorder

* '''KipMacy''': storing 12 year olds in my backyard in a tent could replace zynga

* '''Jennifer Granick''': Anything fun is more fun with a robot.

* '''hephaestus''': i have no idea what a cakeslut is, but it sounds strangely hot

* '''epsas''': you white nerds listen to too much shoe-gazing folk-rock

* '''setient''': you are a solaris monkey '''rigel''': i'm an ubuntu lemur

* '''Frantisek''': Hopes dies last, so let's not to bury it yet.

* '''Evil-Bill''': I once installed 386BSD 0.1 on that thing, on a 40MB disk drive, with 3MB space to spare, from floppies. Uphill, both ways, in the snow.

* '''quinn-n''': I also have not broken up on the moon.

* '''SuperQ''': noisecloud: launch skynet '''noisecloud''': SuperQ: I don't understand 'launch skynet'. '''SuperQ''': noisecloud-- '''dr_jesus''': There's a bug open for that

* '''hephaestus''': turkshead: how am i not a total dick?

* '''DrShiny''': ban them all, let Asperger sort them out

* '''daravinne''': hephaestus: is this the one where you take off all your clothes and roll in peanut butter and sawdust and run around? 

* '''davr''': good day to you too, sir. enjoy your dongs

* '''rubin110''': Your feed back is important to us, the next available Rubin that gives a fuck will be able to handle your call as soon as possible.

* '''hephaestus''': We don't need an optimist, we need an accountant.

* '''turkshead''': smart people don't point futuristic death rays at their genitals.

* '''noisebot''': aestetix: Reddit: Do you feel less intelligent than you used to be? : AskReddit

* '''vonguard''': i traffic shape with a bucket of paint and a fake cave entrance drawn on a wall

* '''aestetix''': Ok, this is kind of a problem. Is there seriously no drama going on? This is upsetting to me.

* '''aestetix''': Tor is like a woman, many layers of clothes, so many in fact that you never actually get to see her naked, because right as you're about to see it, the packet gets re-encrypted by another node. '''Jeffism''': what about jacobappelbaum '''aestetix''': Right, well the .appelbaum protocol has a backdoor key that disarms the onion and removes all the layers '''aestetix''': And the .appelbaum signature remains on the onion, making it re-accessible at any time, no matter how many new layers are on it

* '''ioerror''': All governments are in a continuum of tyranny

* '''aestetix''': How fucking inconsiderate. I found a cell phone some girl left behind at our place. And there are no naked pictures on it at all.

* '''lemonkey''': nothing like the smell of fresh human feces wafting up into your window from down below to brighten your day '''aestetix''': lemonkey: did you sleep with rubin110 again? '''rubin110''': aestetix: I don't smell fresh.

* '''chelz''': even with electron microscopes operated by TRAINED psychics?

* '''dr_jesus''': anyone who has signed an ISOO form must not query the db and it's a SF312 violation to log the channel

* '''rubin110''': I am booting up a Windows VM in order to schedule a conference room.

* '''dustball''': PS: For all reading this thread, FYI, you now have the Tetris song stuck in your head.

* '''aestetix''': For some reason, being up late in Manhattan has reminded me that I need to get new pants.

* '''qDot_''': Open source zealots are rioting right now. '''qDot_''': And by rioting, I mean writing /very/ angry blog comments. '''qDot_''': Like, you don't even know, man.

* '''chu''': aestetix: Those may be the precise circumstances under which surprise anal sex is called for.

* '''ieatlint''': splitting hairs '''sabrecito''': 2x hairs is better than 1x

* '''hephaestus''': solidsnack: where do i get some roofies? i think it would be fun to pop a couple and get raped

* '''dr_jesus''': apparently we can get mass quantities of government commodity foods if we agree to track inventory and only give it away to people who sign a form saying they're eligible to receive it

* '''qDot''': DrShiny: Come on, everyone knows that any sentence involving "PHP" is instantly sarcastic.

* '''dongsNbongs''': we'll drink to weevs gaping rape hole

* '''solrize''': VonGuard, almost all flashlights have firmware now

* '''dr_jesus''': I know you're trying to be funny, but it helps if you say something that's actually humorous

* '''alienvenom''': i don't think global warming is a hoax per-say, but just fucking wrong

* '''qDot_''': Man, this is why I just stick with the butt plugs. Ya'll too up in the soap opera. I'm just gonna be over here, putting stuff in my butt. '''aestetix''': Speaking of butt plugs, it's lunch time.

* '''quinn''': given the choice between raccoon urine and VAX support, I really don't know which I'd choose.

* '''aestetix''': qDot_: did you see Wired.com today? '''qDot_''': No. I was fapping so hard over the new iphone that I went temporarily blind. I'm currently the emergency room getting my penis fixed after desperately trying to stick it in the headphone jack of my 3gs so I could feel closer to steve. So, URL?

* '''wiretapped''': I republished your photos without attribution because i don't respect copyright

* '''Chris L.''': "[japanese] are vicious, vicious little fuckers"

* '''ceren''': iranian officials are arresting and interrogating people who sign up for a local gay/trans group. the sysadmins for that group aren't as fucking senior as you, and barely managed to get apache running. they confiscate the machines, and because these un-senior sysadmins didn't yet get around to learning and reducing logrotate, everyone who had the courage to even check out the website is now arrested and tortured.

* '''solidsnack''': why don't you just not have those views?

* '''hephaestus''': screw you guys, i'm going to fry's

* '''zedd''': Pft. I'm a member now, there is no should, only bitch and do not.

* '''hephaestus''': seattle always struck me as the place where san franciscans went to become irrelevant '''hephaestus''': it's just as expensive but far more douchey

* '''hephaestus''': Gnewt: well, i just finished a presentation on DIY Dildos. I'm trying to start a church. And I'm trying to get permission to piss off a bunch of juggalos early next month. you?

* '''VonGuard''': i use the salt for luck '''VonGuard''': i have a salt throwing device installed on my shoulder that throws it over my shoulder every 2 seconds

* '''DrShiny''': but the usual random dicks? not porn imho

* '''solidsnack''': I'm a roving bandaid.

* '''jon|atwerk''': VonGuard: that is where you convert morse code into oral and anal, right?

* Overheard: Facebook should have made a board game.

* '''Aya''': If coming to Noisebridge solved my problems and made me famous I wouldn't question it.

* '''Erin''': We're all NB-tards '''Al''': I just registered nbtard.com! '''rachel''': with one hand

* '''himynameisthor''': COCKS! '''himynameisthor''': OMG COCKS! '''himynameisthor''': best idea ever! '''himynameisthor''': sorry, that came out a little creepier than I had intended

* '''aestetix''': Wear four fingerpuppets: a buddhist, an objectivist, a mormon, and a scientologist '''aestetix''': And then masturbate '''aestetix''': Which puppet should get the money shot?

* >> '''dr_jesus''' eyes atala's boobs '''Atala''': mostly i wish i could take them off. the problem with this is that then i'd have to worry about people stealing them.

* '''DrSyzygy''': Muwahahahahahaha! In an unholy union, I now am able to use MPI clusters and SQL servers with Sagemath to compute Gröbner Bases!

* '''Valkyrie''': I don't have a real pc. I've gone totally virtual.

* '''dr_jesus''': On the one hand, I'm happy that people are learning sql '''dr_jesus''': on the other hand, that's an awful lot of dick that I'm colocating in an anonymous secret underground swedish colo

* '''alienvenom''': there's a giant lightning bolt on my widget

* '''DrSyzygy''' takes off his pants so he can write tomorrow's lecture. '''saizai''': .... what's the lecture on exactly? '''qDot_''': That's certainly how I prepare for my lectures. '''qDot_''': But, well, I lecture about butt plugs.

* '''Nils''': if you take the goat to the edge of a cliff, it will push back harder.

* '''lemonkey''': now to spruce up my blog layout

* '''dr_jesus''': you're not supposed to shoot TVs '''dr_jesus''': they have lead and stuff in the glass '''voronika''': you're not supposed to do a lot of fun things

* '''alxndr''': I think I've successfully switched myself from emacs to vim. '''VonGuard''': wow '''VonGuard''': that's like a sex change for nerds

* '''epsas''': Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from irc on a text console.

* '''ieatlint''': i'm just being a bitch and arguing this :P

* '''ieatlint''': nice, the producer for "survivor" is suspected in the murder of his wife '''magpie''': she wasnt murdered '''magpie''': just "voted off the island"

* '''flatline_hb''': The spamtron 9000 is set to "hair-trigger," do not say the same thing thrice on pain of kline '''flatline_hb''': interesting '''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice '''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice '''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice [~flatline_@the.inter.net] has quit [Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.))]

* '''phusion''': surprised they could dance wearing that shit. '''miah''': of course they can dance '''miah''': that is battle ready armor, storm troopers need to be able to move if they are going to fight worth a damn

* '''shogun_''': After reading the entire article, I think it's an april fools....they got me

* '''zedd''': Anyone that doesn't love comic sans is a terrorist.

* '''liquidsun|''': I bought a hat so I can be an asshat

* '''ceren''': aempirei: it's been done so hard here that i think we're beating the spot on the ground where the dead horse rotted

* '''lemonkey''': does thermburglar steal heat? '''dr_jesus''': thermburglar does in fact steal heat '''dr_jesus''': and then does covered calls in the btu market with them '''dr_jesus''': and then returns them, sometimes in less than pristine condition

* '''hep''': i never smell ok

* '''DrShiny''': yes, i had too much sports sex and broke my junk

* '''aestetix''': I think a bunch of noisebridgers should go to a strip club with laptops '''dr_jesus''': some friends and I actually tried that once in vegas for defcon '''dr_jesus''': then we tried it back here in the bay area to see if they'd kick us out here too and the answer is yes, immediately

* '''qDot_''': Well, you wallpaper your walls with vag, something's going to get peed on.

* '''Jake''': Enjoy the hell that you've helped to create!

* '''lemonkey''': GOOD MORNING '''jynn-''': WHAT JUST HAPPENED '''jynn-''': OH GOD

*'''aestetix''': dude where's my ops '''aestetix''': give me status or give me death

*'''VonGuard''': As a result, I know exactly who is trolling when.

*'''setient''': i just realized how awesome it is to have your own office '''miah''': put your pants back on

* '''rubin110[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Party_Form&oldid=10426 :]''' Please fill out and submit this form to the party comity and directory in order to run your party.

* '''aestetix''': Atala: even better, how about a illustration of Jacque de Molay's execution?

* '''wiretapped''': .sql select count(*) from dongs where url like 'http://cache.boston.com%' '''noisesql''': wiretapped: 0 '''wiretapped''': dr_jesus: see that? I didn't get a () from my delete! '''noisesql''': I '''wiretapped''': o_O '''noisesql''': I hunger for flesh '''wiretapped''': uh oh

* >> '''dr_jesus''' ran a mile once '''dr_jesus''': these days I just build sand castles instead and wait for some tough guy to kick them over, then I chessbox him

* '''miah''': i think im a level 2 emoquiter

* '''alxndr''': damn, I hope I don't bust up giggling next time someone unzips my fly because I'm thinking "HULL BREACH!! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! AAAOOOOOOGAAH"

* '''aestetix''': I think I now have professional java experience '''aestetix''': and I hate the langugage even more '''vorstyles''': barista? '''Epsas''': single short amaerican plz '''vorstyles''': is that a coffee order, or are you on okcupid?

* '''PuppyCock''': so, how do you dispose of a body? '''vorstyles''': puppycock: i'd suggest dropping the body at noisebridge hq with a tag saying "for parts" '''vorstyles''': it'll get used in various projects

* ''' aestetix''': I just finished jerking off to the last page of anne frank's diary

* '''Destri''': there is sometimes a fine line between "protesting" and "terrorist action" '''ani-''': there's sometimes a fine line between your mom and terrorist action

* '''vorstyles''': i hate this economy '''vorstyles''': gives people too much freetime for protests

* '''PuppyCock''': Maddox was right

* '''alienvenom''': what are you interested in? bestiality, s&m? '''lemonkey''': maybe '''alienvenom''': daipers? '''alienvenom''': you an ABDL? '''lemonkey''': sploshing '''alienvenom''': watersports? '''alienvenom''': fisting? '''lemonkey''': i enjoy feeling creamed corn between my buttcheeks '''alienvenom''': O_o '''lemonkey''': as if i shat myself
* '''thermburglar''': i have a math penis, does that count '''thermburglar''': its uncut, so as to function as a slide rule as well

* '''miah''': or maybe i'm misisng the humor again '''miah''': maybe we should implement a humor tag into irc '''miah''': or write a bot that detects humor to alert us

* '''ani''': i totally want some httpspanties '''vorstyles''': panties with a .htaccess '''lemonkey''': you know it's only a matter of time before our underware starts tweeting

* '''Kelly''': I'm trying to make a point of relating to non-geeks as if they too were human.

* '''Jim''': I like being senile, it's like being drunk without the hangover.

* '''lemonkey''': http://twitpic.com/153mju '''lemonkey''': final shuttle pin '''JSharp''': nearly 30 years is a very long time for a program like that :) '''JSharp''': not a bad design '''JSharp''': heh, the pin I mean

* '''turkshead''': Dr. J has offered to quantify my gizmo with his phone.

* '''alienvenom''': i suspect that the people who work at muni do not, in fact, have a brain. '''solidsnack''': alienvenom: But do they have a heart? '''solidsnack''': I think I'm most like the cowardly lion.

* '''miah''': vagina dentata should be standard equipment for female soldiers

* '''aestetix''': I seriously think phone booths need to start popping up all over america

* '''dr_jesus''': I'm just happy that I wrote a robot squad that helps teach people programming languages, the details are kind of a minor point for me '''DrShiny''': dr_jesus: that's so... so... SELFLESS of you '''DrShiny''': "I'm just glad to do my bit to make the world a better place" '''dr_jesus''': awesome buy me a hookers and blow '''DrShiny''': "<self-deprecating moue>" '''dr_jesus''': sandwich

* '''aestetix''': FUCK '''aestetix''': MUST FEED CHOCOLATE ADDICTION '''aestetix''': BRB PEANUT BUTTER TWIX OR BUST

* '''Destri''': new levels of bachelor-hood. Left coat in car, coat has my my titanium spork, need spork to stir my instant coffee

* '''zedd''': Come on, Zedd for ED, he gets things up '''ani''': ani for ed, she puts things down

* '''wiretapped''': aestetix: it turns out that for most intents and purposes, the internet *is* a big truck

* '''DrShiny''': wait, say all that again, i spilled soup on my keyboard so i couldn't hear you

* '''dr_jesus''': when a child dies and has NOT been daemonized (into a completely new process group), the child zombifies because the kernel needs to keep the child data structures around in case the parent wants to look at them to figure out why the child died '''dr_jesus''': ONLY WHEN the parent process calls wait() or a similar routine to extract that information does the kernel clean up the child data structures, since now the parent has them and can start poring over them to figure out what happened and what to do about it ''' dr_jesus''': now the parent might not want to sit around all day waiting for its kids to die, so the kernel sends SIGCHLD to the parent so whatever the parent is doing can be interrupted and it can call wait() at that point to figure out 1) who died, and 2) what caused it '''dr_jesus''': so basically SIGCHLD is child protection services and the kids are suicidal '''dr_jesus''': and a zombie process is a foster kid with a big tattoo on its forehead saying EXIT CODE = 0xwhatever and cps keeps it around waiting for the deadbeat parent to show up and get the exit code

* '''alienvenom''': yes, they would in theory be able to measure the capacitance of a penis

* '''rachel-''': no, when i'm 91, i'm gonna stick wine bottles up my ass

* '''TheScott''': we are having a wi party at VonGuards house because his wife went to Disney land '''TheScott''': apparently he can't fulfill her fantasy life or requirements

* '''ryan-c''': oh, hey. I've been looking for that penis bouquet pic for a while

* '''Valkyrie''': I did some work in saltmines in Utah. They were rather unpleasant, but not horrible.

* '''epsas''': i miss shitting in the woods '''epsas''': in my bear costume

* '''dr_jesus''': bwahhaha '''dr_jesus''': oracle backwards is el caro '''dr_jesus''': [http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A] '''epsas''': does that mean something? '''epsas''': ahh - hehe '''dr_jesus''': "the expensive"

* '''epsas''': you have to fellate the chicken

* '''epsas''': we need a fighterjetbot '''epsas''': i like looking at fighter jets '''epsas''': they are, like, flying dongs with guns
* '''Evil-Bill''': noisecloud: find Sarah Connor '''noisecloud''': Evil-Bill: I don't understand 'find Sarah Connor'. '''Evil-Bill''': Well that's a relief.

* '''miah''': how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks

* '''dr_jesus''': shut up for a second, I'm committing a sin against mankind
* '''rachel-''': it's a hard time to be a terrorist
* '''DrSyzygy''':: "While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. '''magpie-''': i have a 3.8 GPA. what?

* '''Evil_Bill''': C has no objects (only zuul).

* '''ani''': you do realise the wheels made it rollable right?

* '''dr_jesus''': noiseelisp: eval (message user-login-name) '''noiseelisp''': dr_jesus: root '''dr_jesus''': god fucking dammit not again

* '''dr_jesus''': I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradox '''grelli''': you... you're not supposed to know about that '''grelli''': are you after our beaver technology??

*'''radii''': I'm stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.

* '''Martyn''': Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?

* '''rachel-''': oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCH '''aestetix''': rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happen '''aestetix''': Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them

*'''incekt''': all i know is it's 40 ms away '''incekt''': as the crow flies

*'''dr_jesus''': noisec: eval printf("%i", getuid()); '''noisec''': dr_jesus: 0 '''dr_jesus''': fuck

* '''rachel''': the dong link list is not very long as yet

* '''epsas''': IF YOU MISSED THE PUNCHLINE, WILLIE NELSON WAS GIVING DOLLY PARTON ORAL PLEASURE

* '''dr_jesus_''': rm has [http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/coreutils.git/tree/src/remove.c?id=v8.1#n504 a hardcoded check] to prevent removing / '''alienvenom''': no it doesn't '''dr_jesus_''': sure it does, try it '''alienvenom''': the -rf overrides it '''alienvenom''': i've done it before

* '''Sargun''': I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs

* '''aestetix''': maybe a goatee sniffing context too?

* '''ani-''': rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen

* '''voronika''': at that point, you've missed the bitching bus

* '''alienvenom''': man i wish i was uncut. '''alienvenom''': just saying :-P '''alienvenom''': sorry '''alienvenom''': lol '''ieatlint''': we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin

* '''rachel''': eljepe: i see your point and raise you SHUT UP

* '''aestetix''': Can someone explain to me in one sentence what "agile programming" is? '''oao''': it's like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.

* '''zedd''': can't breathe lulzing too hard

* '''Valkyrie''': Atala: how big is your vagina?

* '''aestetix''': So, somewhere near the top of the list of people "You don't want to piss off (™)" '''aestetix''': Up there with Hitler's ghost and Your mom '''aestetix''': I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridge '''aestetix''': They're pretty badass

* '''dr_jesus''': btw I'm still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can't read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor

* '''Crutcher''': Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.

* >> '''Valkyrie`''' points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. '''VonGuard''': so what the hell coudl you even use em for? '''wiretapped''': we're using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now

* '''Anonymous''': I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.

* '''Martyn''': water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemite '''ieatlint''': not as beautiful '''Martyn''': it was equally as beautiful '''ieatlint''': don't let the environmentalists fool you

* '''rigel''': so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecated '''rigel''': what should i be using instead? '''miah''': postgresql

* '''Valkyrie''': Well, dongs are a dime a dozen. '''Valkyrie''': Space is rare.

* '''VonGuard''': scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block

* '''JSharp''': all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.

* '''Rubin''': OK, I can't tell which one is rum, I'm done for the night.

*'''turkshead''': guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green. '''turkshead''': everybody likes green, right? '''shkoo''': the consensus process must be blue.

* '''Kripto''': I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.

* '''Martyn''': Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs. (revenge!) '''ieatlint''': Martyn, ouch... i'm going to take that personally '''Martyn''': ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. '''ieatlint''': fine fine '''Martyn''': ieatlint : I'm sure the sentiment is returned :) '''ieatlint''': but you don't need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge '''Martyn''': ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough. If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)

* '''aestetix''': fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww

* '''froggytoad''': so... thing is, he has a thing for bears... '''Atala''': i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.

* '''JSharp''': Clippy: "I see you're trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?"

* '''dr_jesus''': at the moment he's so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV's worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady

*'''Zedd''': Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?

* '''ioerror''': 99% of the police make the rest look bad

* '''eljepe''': ie your pipes are full of rats '''eljepe''': your walls are full of cats '''eljepe''': and there is a homeless man living in your elevator '''chu''': If he's living in the elevator is he really homeless?

* '''ani-''': hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records > '''ani-''' submits > '''Evil-Bill''' dominates

* '''noisercode''': ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment

* '''dr_jesus''': ow '''dr_jesus''': some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane

* '''ieatlint''': unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuries '''MrDomino''': yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester's off to a bang... > '''ani-''' slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout > '''MrDomino''' masturbates furiously to his pun

* '''Emflamed''': guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!

* '''[[User:rachel|rachel-]]''': and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer

* '''teratoma''': perhaps noisebridge can hack BART to run without employees

* '''dr_jesus''': noisecode: eval os.geteuid() '''noisecode''' dr_jesus: 0 '''dr_jesus''' fuck

* >> '''SanMehat''' blew a transformer '''iz''': did he at least buy you dinner first?

* '''ieatlint''': yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done... '''Atala''': ieatlint: you're single right now, yes? '''ieatlint''': Atala, yes. '''Atala''': ieatlint: now's the time! if that thing isn't going to get some use, might as well bling it out.

* '''ceren''': ps: do not feed your pierced penis to a baby.

* >> '''ani-''' puts on pants '''rachel-''': ani-: nooooooooooooo

* '''Atala''': yeah, what's been up with the pacific northwest hitting bbq temperatures? '''lemonkey''': god's wrath for Microsoft bing

* '''rubin110''': So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding. '''rubin110''': His ass looked sooo good. '''rubin110''': You didn't hear this from me.

* '''rubin110''': IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK. '''rubin110''': ER ALL OF '''VonGuard''': [21:18] <rubin110> IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.

* '''rubin110''': Wait. '''rubin110''': Why don't we have the makerbot just print us a new space?

* '''ani'''-: [http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com/ http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com] '''zaius''': hot! i'd wear that '''zaius''': ... if i was a girl, i mean

* There was a [[David Fine]] bonanza - which got its own page.

* '''froggytoad''': apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water. I haven't tried it yet.

*'''dr_jesus''': clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation

* '''VonGuard''': oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard

*'''Atala''': were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?

*'''lemonkey''': mm jerk chicken quesadillas '''iz''': they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive

* '''froggytoad''': fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions

* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck's Neutron Absorbent Cock.

* '''Nana''': Rat poison is never the solution.

* '''lemonkey''': stop, drop, and rofl

* '''dr_jesus''': If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.

* '''VonGuard''': "welcome to apple, here's your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin"

* '''Atala''': ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn't count ;P '''ieatlint''': Atala, it wasn't for crack

* '''ieatlint''': yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge

* '''vniow-rachel-''': i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!

* '''Atala''': i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn't eat in public, that would be annoying.

* '''Valkyrie''': I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this "IP" business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.

* '''San''': "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"

* '''ryanc-''': i need more sex toys '''vniow''': me too

* '''aestetix''': vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?

* '''alienvenom''': '/win goto #gaysf '''alienvenom''': err '''alienvenom''': wow '''alienvenom''': uh '''alienvenom''': everyone type /clear now please :) '''alienvenom''': :-\

* '''vniow''': god, i sound like a noisebridge slut [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: vniow: I don't think you're a slut '''vniow''': i've slept with ceren too, as of last night [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: ok, now I do

* '''leif''': It's not as wiki as it could be.

* '''Martyn''': That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com '''Martyn''': You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it '''Atala''': there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."

* '''Valkyrie`''': So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.

* '''Valkyrie`''': eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE! '''Valkyrie`''': It's a little surreal.

* [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.

* '''anonymous''': Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.

* '''Jake''': Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.

* '''aestetix''' : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.

* '''Jake''': Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.

* '''Skye''': I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.

* '''Steen''': If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.

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'''When someone says something outrageously funny or weird, it goes on the memorable quotes list or it gets the hose again. '''

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* '''TrollTang''': My refrigerator was infected by a botnet. According to Haraway, it may now be a queeridgerator. Instead of a bio fridge, can we have a queeridgerator that makes decisions to ban people based off of information acquired in the public side of the public/private dichotomy. Specifically though installation of software on some individual's computer due to an unfounded understanding that someone is vacuous.

* '''malaclyps''': oh man i was *that* close to becoming a monk about 6 years ago '''malaclyps''': dated lizzard instea

* '''jedichu''': setient: swedes are super bitchy about their tld and will not under any circumstances give you chee.se '''jedichu''': trust me I tried '''jedichu''': really hard
* Account creation from this IP address (xx.x.x.xxx) has been blocked by Flamsmark.

* '''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''':. . . .I was watching Adventure Time. . . .

* '''RedType''': .chat about lancehole '''noisebot''': RedType: i'm cool with that in linux like the cops to wear high heels with pink metal stuff on atmegas to feed about fifty interns here who has video out, and some lancehole kept sprinting at the moment due to gentrification in the backyard ecosystem

* '''gnusosa''': To me, it seems that AL is now living in the space. '''jerkey''': in the lockers '''wiretapped''': jerkey: do you have prince albert in a tin?

* '''johny radio''': Personally, I really do NOT see what structural nihilism has to do with hacking. Strucural nihilism seems like the OPPOSITE of hacking. Might be partly due to concerns about surveillance. The Sun Tzu "be formless" thing.

* '''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': I do not know of any problems which cannot be solved by sufficiently advanced bureaucratese wordsmithing. It's pretty much my only marketable skill, so I might be biased.

* '''Charlie''': You're reinforcing hegemonic domination on a number of levels. I'd assume any feminist scholar would agree.

* '''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': I know, right: Tom calling someone annoying and abrasive, that's rich!

* '''gardner''': After learning about the space-access and membership changes I went to a weekly meeting and learned how nb has been hemorrhaging excellence lately, with many members moving to Berlin.

* '''[[User:flamsmark|StrangeCharm]]''': yesac: Everything is terrible. '''[[User:flamsmark|StrangeCharm]]''': That's really the takeaway here. <tt>StrangeCharm was demoted from operator by StrangeCharm.</tt>

* '''jeffreyatw''': one weird trick for being more in harmony with nature '''jeffreyatw''': get off the internet

* '''jerkey''': i need to make a radio transmitter to shoot onto a raccoon from an arrow

* '''rubin110''': I haven't upgraded since 1982.

* '''Drew''': [I] Would like to add "trolling" to harassment policy

* '''jake''': (at the end of a thousand-word email) P.S. the typo was on purpose to see if you were paying attention.

* '''setient''': You also have to be aware that I do not think you can legally live in San Francisco and be a sex offender.

* '''TravisWellman.com''': I recommend anyone selling anything for cash get a photo of the buyer's ID.

* '''netik''': It's downright impossible to implement traffic shaping when the traffic is asymmetrically loaded and you do not control the other end of the link. '''jake''': hey man just because you can't do it doesn't mean it can't be done.

* '''RedType''': so wait is noisebridge finally imploding '''froggytoad''': no '''RedType''': darn '''RedType''': i looove drama that im not involved in

* '''teratoma''': i isued a pull request to the cygnite guy to delete everything '''teratoma''': he probably wont accept it

* '''LinkReincarnate''': I am tired of the anti police bias at Noisebridge.

* '''pryankster''': Although my bachelors degree is in Math/Computer Science I have always felt that language should express ideas accurately. So I can state definitively that there is no such thing as a Sleep Hacker.

* '''mala''': you can always just kind of defend yourself by going "no, i'm just hacking this sandwich"

* '''rubin110''': THE FIRST LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS IS YOU ARE ON FIRE.

* '''martin''': I told him again I still don't know of anyone that's around who works on the TOR node but I will certainly ''relay'' the message.

* '''jerkey''': cnc mills have been around for many years, it's the hackers who need to be improved

* '''Snail''': My only consolation is this literal pile of bacon I am eating.

* '''Velyks''': London hackspace has now put advisory stickers over the taps explaining that the water contains water. '''Velyks''': Known pesticide solvent and responsible for thousands of deaths each year

* '''eqe''': Those who would give up source code to obtain a little temporary usability will get neither safety nor usability.

* '''letigre''': I'm fairly new to the scene myself but have already learned the reality that we have to protect ourselves by being selective about the people we surround ourselves with.

* '''malaclyps''': SuperQ_ drops his "rm -rf kitchen" BOMBSHELL

* '''[[User:flamsmark|StrangeCharm]]''': Wow, these mailing-list threads are totally over the top.

* '''danny''': OH GOD YES THE POWER WHY DID I EVER DOUBT AL BILLINGS?

* '''lizzard''': Everyone forgets the feminist cabal

* '''LinkReincarnate''': Who am I indeed you neckbearded fuck.

* '''zv''': I'm not critical, It's just a little whack

* '''zv_''': Homeless robots may be exempt from jj's judgement

* '''lpb''': noisebot: tell harrison about compassion '''noisebot''': lpb: I never heard of compassion :(

* '''gnusosa''': I just loved seeing crackheads in 16 st wearing OSCON 09 shirts

* '''rubin110''': I can't believe that someone pooped in the space and it wasn't me. '''Bifrost''': rubin: I am sortof shocked as well.

* '''gnusosa''': c++ is the neo-liberalism statement of the corporate technocrats. '''unixjazz''': how about java?!? '''gnusosa''': Java is the CIA killing Sanidistas and Tupamaros in South America.

* '''Evil-Bill''': A semen tank doesn't sound very useful on the battlefield.

* '''yesac''': we have to get Mitch to shit in every hackerspace ever

* '''zonk1024''': Anyone have a lead on a relatively cheap, relatively nice place in the mission for rent?

* '''hybrid oogle/hipster in the library''': (upon being woken up and asked to sleep elsewhere) You and your analytic bullshit. Fuck your ones and zeros!

* '''harvy''': hello? '''yesac_''': EHLO '''Evil-Bill''': Hello and welcome to the enrichment center.

* '''Dean Mao''': those people didn't even look like hackers

* '''froggtoad''': tunnel digging? someone making a subway? '''froggtoad''': subways are like diy 4d printing

* '''teratoma''': moxie just biked by me in the dark. no light. no helmet '''jerkey''': he doesn't want the government to get him

* '''froggytoad''': you have to be paid a developers wages to eat like a carney in this town.

*'''mischief''': okc never got me any booty '''rubin110''': mischief: That's because you list Plan9 in your profile. '''mischief''': :< '''mischief''': help me '''zv''': wuw '''zv''': a girl just can't compare to GCC '''zv''': Theres only one kind of tan I care about '''zv''': and the tan that most girls on OKC have can't relate the angle derived from the lengths of the opposite to adjascent side '''zv''': i say live proud with the plan9 fandom mischief '''zv''': if a girl can't dig your evidently superior taste in monolithic kernel architectures, then whatever with that.

* '''rachel lyra''': I remember the insane depredations of the Noisebridge Couch Liberation Front, and it was only through a series of intricate negotiations that the current truce was reached. Be wary. The CLF could switch sides and deliver 1000 couches to your home if you piss them off.

*The question is, why are bugs shooting bullets at me? '''Crutcher''': To teach you about fractions!

* '''zv''': the man with the aggression of uriel without the wisdom, the aristocracy of linus without the legacy and humility of mitt romney without the hot wife. '''zv''': worried that he will slip deeper and deeper into irrelevancy '''zv''': he is '''zv''': Theo De Raadt

* '''VonGuard''': I am appalled and ashamed that I was ever associated with the space to begin with.

* '''teratoma''': i think the frozen rats in my freezer are going bad

* '''gnusosa''': Am I crazy for wanting a bike for hire. '''gnusosa''': ? '''rubin110''': gnusosa: That would be a facinating hipster trend. '''rubin110''': Your primary bike made to look just like it came from a bike share program from another part of the world. '''gnusosa''': No, I don't want to be a hipster. I just want a bike like that. I really like the shape. '''gnusosa''': :( '''rubin110''': That's what all hipsters say.

* '''tlalexander''': the organization cannot actually be truly anarchist without quickly getting booted from SF.

* '''dj_ryan''': I'll have you know MY anal muscles are decidedly NOT SMOOTH

* '''wsargent''': php is the twilight of programming languages

* '''rubin110''': froggytoad: Want to go to Minneapolis for a Grimes concert in October? '''froggytoad''': sure, if it doesn't conflict with the mini maker faire. in oakland. '''rubin110''': Mini Maker Faire in Oakland, is that where you 3D print a mugging?

* '''zv''': i thought the man was preventing me from ircing '''zv''': turns out I just dont know what a pagedown is

* '''malaclyps''': Rob Pike, like everyone else you know, is a file

* '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: I'm doing Advanced Vim usage and Free Software as a change platform in Latino America. '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: In hackmeet '''wiretapped''': is that one talk or two? :) '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: two '''wiretapped''': "Vim: a platform for social change" '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: That would be awesome. '''mischief''': hahahahaha '''gnusosa''': "Life is like a visual line mode. We must insert and go back to edit mode if we want to succeed." 

*'''casey''': Go back to Plan9, hipster.

*'''wiretapped''': stopped at home depot to make repairs '''wiretapped''': getting back underway now '''yesac''': it was funny, latitude said y'all were stopped at the CHP parking lot for hours. figured that was a bad sign '''dj_ryan''': repairz? AMG '''malaclyps''': okay we need to repurpose that latitude for tracking the ponybus '''aestetix''': I wonder how hard it would be to reshoot Rocky Horror, cast entirely with monkeys '''yesac''': aestetix: what channel are you actually in?

* '''synx''': wsargent lets start a startup '''synx''': that delivers tarballs on the web '''synx''': click files, download compressed

* <tt>[09:37am] cynthia joined the chat room. [09:37am] cynthia left the chat room. ("goodbye forever")</tt>

* '''Snail''': On side-channels to defeat web mazes "You could probably own Dreamhost pretty easily..."

* '''Atala''': i wonder how many Mormons typo their church name and call each other Morons.

*'''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': After all the digits of pi, I'm going to add a comment that says, "I see what you did there."

*'''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': So that we have all the digits of pi in a file.

*'''miloh''': 35 dollars is enough to ensure your cryptographic randomness. Entropy is guaranteed.

*'''ditzydoo''': http://www.fimfiction.net/story/31434/1/Pinkie-Pie-Turns-Into-Rainbow-Dash%27s-Pubic-Hair/Kinaidographos '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Kinaidographos > Pinkie Pie Turns Into Rainbow Dash's Pubic Hair - FIMFiction.net '''ditzydoo''' wrong window.

*'''wsargent''': they're all wondering how long it will take before someone notices they're jerking off in the bathroom '''RedType''': wsargent: i dunno i can pump one out really fast but i take a long time to take a shit sooo '''wsargent''': just be sure to explain that to everyone and you'll be fine '''RedType''': HEY GUYS IM NOT JERKING OFF I JUST HAVE POOPER PROBLEMS OK TIA *shuts door, loud rhythmic grunts emerge, door opens* I TOOK A VIDEO IN CASE ANY OF YOU GUYS DONT BELIEVE ME PLUS I DIDNT FLUSH SO YOU HAVE MORE PROOF '''DrSyzygy''': ... '''RedType''': OH AND I DIDNT WIPE, JUST ONE MORE PIECE OF EVIDENCE *drops pants, spreads ass cheeks* '''RedType''': actually that probably wouldnt get me 86d but it would generate a 30 message thread on nb-discuss in which someone unironically invokes a fecal version of godwin, calling another nb-er "literally shitler" '''epsas''': hirrarrious '''dj_ryan''': shitler? '''dj_ryan''': that is fucking fantastic '''wsargent''': please someone put that up on the quotes page '''wsargent''': I can't do it right now, I locked myself out '''RedType''': my faberge beozar would probably then get "upcycled" into an organic coffee filter '''DrSyzygy''': ... faberge bezoar?! '''RedType''': faberge eggs are pretty big right? '''RedType''': anyways and with that the noisebridge "circle of life" would be complete

* '''snail''': PHP is a recursive acryonym. It stands for Probably Hacked PHP.

* '''rubin110''': Actually, I'm more concerned about the reuse of the name "Ass". '''rubin110''': Reusing machine names is totally bad luck.

* '''david415''': your shit-eating grin tells me you don't understand

* '''Cobalt''': Some of us don't use banks

* '''epsas:''' omfg - prometheus is coming out in two weeks '''mrfb:''' oh shit '''mrfb:''' wait why does belgium, france, and switzerland get it a week early '''ani:''' so people can pirate it faster?

* [[User:Rubin110|'''Rubin Starset''']]: Show me, on me, where the bad person touched you. [[User:Rubin110|'''Rubin Starset''']]: How long are you guys in town for? [[User:Rubin110|'''Rubin Starset''']]: Whopes wrong window.

* '''Noodles:''' Did I just watch someone smack some robot ass?

* '''rayc:''' If Noisebridge didn't have oogling and trolling then it would be once again 100% unadulterated, as it started out; just on a bigger level.

* '''hipe:''' Everyone's crazy at Noisebridge.

* '''yesac:''' dr_jesus: some kind of frankenbootrom you're writing. '''yesac:''' i pity the poor sod who has to debug it '''dr_jesus:''' yesac: I ran it twice, it's debugged

* '''cantelope''': in reality, time is finite. in the future it will be divied up and sold as land is now. you might buy a slice of time from ACME Temporal Realty INC. This realty will be a reality. we are casualties of causality, currently the currency of the transtemporal transhuman architect. '''DrSyzygy''': cantelope: Time is finite?? '''DrSyzygy''': So the topology of the universe is actually settled now? And the global curvature? '''cantelope''': oh.. oops. sorry, every word there has a typo. i meant to say "god bless america"

*'''miloh''': http://piratepad.net/7PbZDGZRyl

*'''nickbp''': unless i greatly overestimate the numbness of a vagina, i dont think that makeshift condom would be terribly comfortable

*'''timoreilly''': the kids neither know nor care where the funding is coming from. Besides, DARPA is a force for good in the world.

*'''ijp''': topless nerd with hard nipples; guy with a cheesy smile and thumbs up poking in from the side, rms, and I'm not even sure how to describe the guy on the right

*'''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': there was a meeting with drama and I wasn't there and you've hidden all the drama and WHY DO YOU THINK I EVEN HANG OUT AT NOISEBRIDGE ANYWAY

*'''xp_prg2''': I don't understand girls and their sexuality

*'''teratoma''': DUDE '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("SWEET. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': SWEET. What's mine say? '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("DUDE. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': DUDE. What's mine say? '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("SWEET. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': SWEET. What's mine say? '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("DUDE. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': DUDE. What's mine say? '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("SWEET. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': SWEET. What's mine say?

*'''RMS''': Clouds is a nebulous term.

*'''Consenso''': Please don't make me free software.

*'''DrSyzygy''': daravinne: at best we're making derpy noises and hoping someone reads something interesting into it '''openfly''': that's not mysoginy '''openfly''': it's being a company

* '''dr_jesus''': v(t)/Z = i(t) '''dr_jesus''': Please solve for i(t) where v(t) = 5V * sin(t) and Z = 0 '''dr_jesus''': (hint: the EE version of SIGFPE is fire)

* '''daravinne''': don't make me pull this channel over

* '''jedichu''': but I've been using my cyclotron as a spool to wrap my excess wire around :( '''Evil-Bill''': Maybe that would make the ethernet frames arrive before they left. '''Bifrost''': ITS A TIME MACHINE! '''Evil-Bill''': First you have to get the frames up to 88Mbps though.

* '''daravinne''': ugh, i need to do something about this failure to eat food regularly '''dr_jesus''': I thought you got your dinner from my butt

* '''openfly''': i think my profile on there is fairly keen '''openfly''': but the ladies seem not to reciprocate. '''openfly''': i blame the failing american educational system '''rigel''': clearly it's that and not the fact that you're a misogynist doucheturd '''rigel''': gotta be the educational system '''openfly''': clearly.

* '''openfly''': i mean i put my ass on thingiverse no one gives a shit... heph shows up on reddit and he's the next goddamned jesus. '''davr''': i don't think it was his ass so much as the other side and what it was pointed at

* '''ani-''': dongs '''noisebot''': I'm getting a bit tired of dongs lately. Can't we talk about boobs or vaginas instead? '''ani-''': O_o

* '''heroic''': once during a drug-induced haze I saw jimi hendrix come floating down from heaven, playing electric ladyland on a guitar made of his own pubes... and I asked him, how many signals can I multiplex onto a single pin, jimi? and he said all the signals in the world... and I said, it'd have to be a fucking fast pin

* '''Evil-Bill''': Debating with aestetix: not hacking.

* '''Trollbridge''': they see me trollin '''Trollbridge''': THEY HATIN

* '''callen''': SF is personified in my head as a stoned drunk hobo fire dancer living on welfare who has a really great idea for a startup.

* '''daravinne''': page 34 - horoscope "Mercury in retrograde, also on soldering table. Clean that up or you'll lose a chance to meet a mysterious stranger with important career information."

* '''Gopiballava''': All my favorite gopher sites are timing out.

* '''Dale Dougherty''': There's a small segment (of the hacker community) that is uncomfortable with the fact that we (MAKE magazine) took DARPA funding to do education work.

* '''Jason''': devops is like, you're a bad rails dev so they make you restart linux servers

* '''Justin''': For the 85 list you don't have to put any datapoints, you just put their name.

* '''Alan''': He's a nice person; he's Canadian.

* '''Shannon''': having lots of choices will just lead to more chaos and no standard being adopted.

* '''rubin110''': Fawwwwk. '''rubin110''': It's too late to take a shower. '''Bifrost''': AHA! '''callen''': rubin110: take one at noisebridge in the sink. '''rubin110''': I guess I'm an Occupier. '''callen''': rubin110: I hear all the cool kids are doing it. '''rubin110''': callen: Been there, done that. '''Bifrost''': I hear the cool kids are taking dumps on the couch. '''callen''': Bifrost: really? '''Bifrost''': yep. '''rubin110''': Bifrost: The new cool thing to do is shit on the couches with the lights on. '''Bifrost''': DO NOT SIT ON THE COUCHES. '''Bifrost''': rubin: thats so last month. '''callen''': well that's a new thing for me to be terrified of.

* '''Zephyr''': Noisebridge is a hackerspace. An attendee of a hacker space is a hacker. A hacker is someone who hacks... This may be axiomatic, but it's also true.

* '''thermburglar''': id sleep with Evil-Bill '''Evil-Bill''': And they said evil wouldn't pay.

* '''daravinne''': its funny how whenever you try to do something with linux, 90% of the time is spent on 10% of the actual things occurring

*'''ornj''': hay guise '''ornj''': what's the best cli cd player for linux? '''ornj''': or at least what do y'all use. '''rubin110''': ornj: What's a cli? '''ornj''': Command-line '''rubin110''': What's a command-line? '''ornj''': . . . '''ornj''': sighs pointedly. '''-!- ornj''' has quit [Quit: Saliendo] '''rubin110''': What's pointedly? 

* '''aestetix''': how is that useful for someone who forgot the phone number '''daravinne''': you can put it in your phone '''daravinne''': and stop being a lazy shitfuck

* '''gopiballava''': Without consensus on who should be able to do what, everybody will be confused.

* '''Ania''': I'm pretty sure I'm incapable of dating anyone I haven't met off the Internet.

* '''heroic''': okay, right now, I will give $500 to anyone named rick santorum who will let us use his identity to start a hilarious abortion fund.

* '''Aria''': People throw around "hacking" things around here like the Smurfs say "smurf"

* '''Aria''': Why isn't Noisebridge located on a zeppelin?

* '''Wladyslaw''': Might we theorize a connection between its brokenness and what appears to be a large hole burned through the door from the inside?

* '''pravDrunk''': guys '''pravDrunk''': we should all go out to karaoke '''daravinne''': what could possibly go wrong

* '''DrSyzygy''': Why would people read a book of mine if they aren't willing to wrap their lips around the hydrant?

* '''Atala''': [http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/01/20/man-arrested-for-possessing-a-buttock-of-saddam/?tsp=1 http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/01/20/man-arrested-for-possessing-a-buttock-of-saddam/?tsp=1] '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Man arrested for possessing a buttock of Saddam | Hot Topics | an SFGate.com blog '''ani-''': well thats not a headline one would expect to see. ever. '''znutar_''': first they came for our buttocks, and I did not object, for I still had 2

* '''dr_jesus''': You've never had to ask a ethernet mac why it appeared to be smoking crack with a jtag adapter?

* '''Evil-Bill''': This started out as a simple conversation about cavernous lady bits, but now it's got silly.

* ''' lemonkey''': minecraft = aspergers babysitter

* '''Michael Kan''': Homeland Security reminds me of my mother, because she likes to go through all my stuff.

* '''thermburglar''': my bf made a truffle cream sauce to go with it '''thermburglar''': truffle oil makes every food taste like the best pussy ever

* '''noisebot''' [Link Info] title: We Cant Wait: Obama Administration Announces $2 Billion in Resources to Support Job-Creating Startups | The White House '''aestetix''': That's great way to bring new jobs '''znutar''': $2 billion to support node.js '''aestetix''': Well, it's being distributed among 100,000 startups '''wsargent''': yeah, it's non blocking and parallel '''wsargent''': that makes it scalable

* '''@netik''': we don't censor except in extremely limited contexts which are mandated by law.

* '''aestetix''': sarahbliss: what's this party '''miah''': its a aestetix free party '''miah''': there is a ego quota and having you there would cause a overflow '''synack''': ohsnap

* '''openfly''': chicago '''openfly''': it is a place devoid of joy '''openfly''': it's barren flats have been blasted down to their base elements by the uncaring winds and turned hard by the vicious cold '''openfly''': the light in it's peoples eyes was extinguished long ago. now their stares reflect the death that surrounds them. '''openfly''': woe be unto the travellers that enter those lands, for in them the only certainty is ruination.

* >> '''lemonkey''' wonders what gay babies think as they're born out of a vagina '''Noodles''': lemonkey: "Never again"

* '''epsas''': 2011, noisebot becomes conscious '''epsas''': 2012, the machine wars begin '''jedichu''': 2013, noisebot accidentally the whole uprising '''jedichu''': 2014, back to normal '''heroic''': 2014, noisebot makes a your mom joke and skynet's database needs a reload '''noisebot''': Not funny. '''heroic''': 2015, some random dude in the space does it to see what will happen and WAY TO GO we're all human slaves in a noisebot nation again '''noisebot''': afternoon, heroic :D '''jedichu''': The worst part is all the dead baby jokes. Robots loooove dead baby jokes. '''heroic''': ROBOT TWO, WHY DID THE DEAD BABY CROSS THE ROAD? '''heroic''': ROBOT ONE, I DO NOT KNOW '''heroic''': ROBOT TWO, BECAUSE IT SERVED THE PURPOSES OF THE COLLECTIVE '''heroic''': ROBOT ONE, IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE THE BABY IS DEAD

* '''mxweas_''': does noisebridge do haircuts? '''aestetix''': yes '''mxweas_''': where at? '''aestetix''': mxweas_: there's an older asian guy named mike who cuts peoples hair every sunday '''aestetix''': he's really nice '''setient''': yeah '''setient''': he is really nice '''mxweas_''': I didn't see him come in today '''setient''': he isn't here that i know of today '''mxweas_''': lame '''mxweas_''': can he cut my hair like skrillex? '''setient''': yes '''setient''': he can '''mxweas_''': perfect.

* '''lemonkey''': in space nobody can hear you ragequit

* '''mrdomino''': (btw it is probably not in anybody's best interest to give me enough power to destroy the planet)

*'''dr_jesus''': HEPH: WHAT DOES DEFINE AN ORGY? '''dr_jesus''': fuck, keyboard still stuck in vms mode

*'''rafl''': but i'm going to expect them to be present at the airport as well. i know it's super easy to get from SFO to noisebridge, but I still don't trust my navigation skills enough to make it without the internets :) '''rubin110''': rafl: No you wont find prepaid SIMs at the airport. '''rubin110''': We're not Europe. '''rafl''': wait, what? what's wrong with you? '''setient''': a lot '''setient''': a real lot '''rubin110''': Dude. '''rubin110''': You're flying into AMERICA. '''rubin110''': LAND OF THE FREE. '''setient''': s/free/retarded '''rubin110''': Now drop the accent and pay our fucking taxes.

* '''epsas''': hmm '''epsas''': anybody know anything about Pixt.com? '''nickbp''': sounds like a domain name to me

* '''lemonkey''': everyone remembers the first time they pop their LED '''heph''': lemonkey: it was so bright and then it got really dim and then it smelled bad '''heph''': so yeah, just like sex

*'''heph''': lol. eww. i just found my missing nipple ring at the bottom of my desk drawer

* '''Taylor A''': Trust me, I spend a lot of time evaluating on how much of an asshole I should be to new people. I'm working on getting this shit down to a science. '''Taylor A''': That's pretty much my M.O. I'll often end up making rape jokes within a few minutes of meeting new people.

* '''hk_''': you may think you are being witty and hilarious, but in fact you are being a weird douche of the highest order.

* '''Sean C''': Also, just to re-re-clarify. There is 0 discrimination occurring here.

* '''mrdomino''': so like "we spent this fifteen minute interval talking about dicks. then there was some intelligent discussion about politics, drugs, raping babies, and hitler for a couple minutes. then someone said the magic word again."

* '''heph''': daravinne: oh man, i wanked to some seriously weird erotic lit when i was on 14.4 dialup

* '''snailtsunami''': governmints freshen your breath, whether you like it or not

* '''heph''': i hope anonymous protests burningman at burningman. fuck that paul david addis guy, let's burn the man LATE

* '''aestetix''': vagina '''synack''': dentata '''daravinne''': i sense a musical sequel to The Killer Condom '''daravinne''': a lighthearted romp through the world of sentient aggressively murderous genitalia '''DrEpsas''': condoms, the quiet killers

* '''daravinne''': if you write slashfic of me and amanda palmer you should at least have me draw dongs as her eyebrows as part of foreplay
* '''pm-''': hi guys ill be dranking beers tonight - so watch out! Here is the command to ignore me. use it: "/ignore *!*@74.195.225.5 all"

* '''lemonkey''': Alex Trebek injured after chasing burglar in SF hotel. '''lolper''': What is good samaritan?

* >> '''Evil-Bill''' grows old waiting for Cygwin to install. '''daravinne''': what if you grew something else '''fsargent''': Cygwin has arrived. It is equiped with [Terminal] and [Logic] '''Evil-Bill''': I tried growing young, but it made all the physicists mad. '''daravinne''': well what do they know '''daravinne''': besides physics '''fsargent''': You are in a cubicle. There is an exit to the [South] '''fsargent''': The flourescent lights hurt your eyes. '''daravinne''': you are eaten by a grue '''Evil-Bill''': exit '''fsargent''': You go south. You are in a corridor. '''fsargent''': There is a break room to the [East] and Elevators to the [West]. Bathrooms are to the [North]. '''Evil-Bill''': chat up cute co-worker in other cubicle '''fsargent''': <Sysadmin> looks up from his monitor. He is not amused. >> '''Evil-Bill''' does not fear sysadmins. '''fsargent''': Sysadmin: I just gotta fix this one thing... '''dr_jesus''': OSInstaller[388]: Reaping previous system >> '''dr_jesus''' cringes '''fsargent''': The <Sysadmin> is on the internet. Reddit. '''fsargent''': There is a break room to the [East] and Elevators to the [West]. Bathrooms are to the [North]. '''Evil-Bill''': install quake mod '''fsargent''': A SHAMBLER APPEARS! '''Evil-Bill''': use chainsaw on shambler '''fsargent''': SHAMBLER summons LIGHTNING and PAIN. '''Evil-Bill''': equip BFG10K '''fsargent''': SHAMBLER has been hit by CHAINSAW! It loses 50 health. '''fsargent''': SHAMBLER hits you with LIGHTNING! You lose 40 health. '''Evil-Bill''': use BFG10K on shambler '''fsargent''': BFG10K NOT FOUND '''Evil-Bill''': This game sucks. '''fsargent''': GAME SUCKS for 10 HIT POINTS! You feel strangely happy. '''Evil-Bill''': equip shotgun '''fsargent''': SYSADMIN hit SHAMBLER with TL;DR for 100 hit points! '''Evil-Bill''': use shotgun on sysadmin '''fsargent''': SHAMBLER falls over, dead. A smell of rotted meat appears. '''fsargent''': SYSADMIN is hit by SHOTGUN! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE! '''Evil-Bill''': use shotgun on sysadmin again '''fsargent''': The sysadmin's head explodes from his neck, bone and cartilage flying across the cubicles. A shard of skull hits the fire alarm. '''fsargent''': Water cascades from the ceiling. '''fsargent''': You are wet. '''Evil-Bill''': take sysadmin's loot '''Evil-Bill''': teabag sysadmin '''fsargent''': Sysadmin has (1) ID card, (5) Dollars, (1) Apple Newton, (1) Yerba Mate Energy Drink '''Evil-Bill''': A newton? No wonder he was so easy to kill. '''fsargent''': You teabag the sysadmin. Your balls are now wet, and covered in blood. '''fsargent''': You feel dirty. '''Evil-Bill''': use ID card to escape office '''fsargent''': You escape the office, taking the elevator. You use the ID badge to exit the elevator without alerting security. '''fsargent''': You are on a street. It is busy, and bright outside. The sunshine hurts your eyes. '''Evil-Bill''': put on sunglasses '''fsargent''': People notice your lack of pants, and blood soaked appearance. '''fsargent''': <PEOPLE>: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! '''Evil-Bill''': remind people of shotgun '''fsargent''': <PEOPLE>: aaaaaaaaAAKLASDLKHAGKLEHahhahh!!!!!!! SHOTGUN! '''fsargent''': PEOPLE is afraid. '''Evil-Bill''': save game '''fsargent''': You put on your sunglasses. '''Evil-Bill''': I'll finish this later. '''fsargent''': <SAVED> >> '''Evil-Bill''' goes back to surfing porn. '''fsargent''': (you gain +15 XP) '''sentient''': a grue approaches '''fsargent''': The grue speaks in third person.

* '''heph''': i mean, imagine a guy going into a girls room and taking pictures of them on the toilet... i mean, outside of japan that would be illegal

* '''dr_jesus''': I thought the 28th amendment explicitly exempt white people with money from the rule of law

* '''DrSyzygy''': mrdomino: You should switch to Haskell! '''DrSyzygy''': Much less surprises! '''mrdomino''': oh right, because haskell is TOTALLY sane and predictable '''DrSyzygy''': Well, yeah. '''mrdomino''': do { "hello"; "world" } '''daravinne''': can we go back to the conversation about rape now

* '''rigel''': theres ethnographies of all kinds of subcultures. '''rigel''': use the damn library, jesus fuckball rat vagina christ

* '''fsargent''': noisebot vagina '''noisebot''': vaginas are very advanced. too advanced for #noisebridge

* '''jedichu''': Because, honestly, where did a busking begging hobo robot come from? Obviously he didn't evolve here on earth. He must be some kind of extra terrestrial, and he needs you to give him 25c so he can phone home for a ride.

* '''miah''': secondlife *is* irc '''miah''': with raining dicks '''mrdomino''': so, irc

* '''alienvenom''': lemonkey: i have a groupon for your mom

* '''yesac''': super-darwin, who travels the world with his lazer scalpel for vasectomies '''whiteybulger''': http://www.thejc.com/news/world-news/49875/foreskin-man-takes-monster-mohel-comic-book '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Foreskin man takes on Monster Mohel in comic book | The Jewish Chronicle

* '''whiteybulger''': is this the face of a child molestor '''whiteybulger''': http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/06/03/BA8R1JP1JJ.DTL '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: SF kids' art mentor charged with having child porn '''aestetix''': You know '''aestetix''': That almost makes me want to molest a kid and then dress up as big bird right before I get arrested '''aestetix''': So that there is a photo in the newspaper "child molestor caught" with big bird in the photo 

* '''murph''': Duke Nukem Forever has gone gold. '''murph''': That's just .. unbelievable '''Evil-Bill''': Yeah, so like, the rapture never came, but Duke Nukem Forever did. '''Evil-Bill''': That's almost as good.

* '''daravinne''': dongs '''ani-''': vaginas '''daravinne''': TOGETHER AT LAST '''ani-''': *cue slow motion of a video of a penis and vagina running to meet each other in a meadow* '''mrdomino''': That mental image will never leave my brain.

* '''xhonk''': 80% of nothing is 0.8 nothings, so worth about 5 bitcoins

* '''kipmacy''': we talk about ass lasering a lot in this channel

* '''kipmacy''': if you get the working girls on capp to take bitcoins, i will become bitcoin evangelist '''dr_jesus''': Hey baby, want some magic numbers? '''dr_jesus''': My sha1 hash rate brings all the boys to the yard

*'''daravinne''' http://doesntmatter.example/oh/god/why ok this one is really, really, really not safe for work '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Handmade Vagina

*'''mike kan''': My greatest fear about a trantula is that it might fall very far and and splat on the floor

*'''solidsnack''': I think I'm going to convert to you guy's way of doing things

*'''openfly''': I'm pretty sure I'm the one who introduced dongs to the internet

* '''rubin110''': There's a KDE meet up at Noisebridge tonight? '''rubin110''': What? '''Bifrost''': huh? '''rubin110''': Another reason to avoid the Mission tonight. '''blauzahl''': rubin110: yes. we will eat you. (?) '''rubin110''': Oh I think it would be the other way around. '''rubin110''': Have you ever seen a man deficate into his hand and then throw it at your code repo? '''blauzahl''': er, i see.

* '''Evil-Bill''': I don't buy stocks. '''Evil-Bill''': The only currency I accept is small, unmarked redheads.

* '''openf|y''': it's possible that your horrible deformity may prove crucial in the fight against an alien super virus.

* '''heroic''': He's not a real doctor you know '''heroic''': "show me on the tardis where he touched you"

* '''rigel''': i realise that "my favorite airport" is a little like saying "my favorite genital herpes sore" but whatever

* '''heroic''': WHAT DO YOU MEAN EIGHT POUNDS OF COCAINE? I WAS TOLD THIS WAS PLUTONIUM

* '''rigel''': am i some kind of water-headed manchild?

* '''daravinne''': it takes about a year to really know something about someone '''lemonkey''': it takes 10 years to truely master something '''openf|y''': or 20 minutes in a cave with a car battery and a cot.

* '''KipMacy''': what a great way to find out your priest was out molesting '''KipMacy''': The statement said the accusations against the 21 ranged from "sexual abuse of a minor to boundary issues with minors," but did not describe them further. '''KipMacy''': Nor did it name the 21 whom it suspended, drawing the fury of groups representing abuse victims. Many parishioners are likely to learn that their priest was accused when he fails to appear for Ash Wednesday services. '''openf|y''': priest in one of my old neighborhoods got nabbed on that '''openf|y''': my mom was all worried that my little brother had spent time with the dude '''openf|y''': which led to the utterance, "don't worry mom, you raised us well. we have no qualms kicking the shit out of a priest."

* '''daravinne''': somebody talk me out of using helvetica neue for a logo '''daravinne''': i feel like a hipster just looking at it in illustrator

* '''heroic''': all that stuff in lewis carroll about the thing, and the name of the thing, and what the name of the thing is called '''heroic''': could have been a description of C pointer management

* '''PatrickBot''': Guns and Butter economics!!

* '''dr_jesus''': sometimes you have to be angry to get lazy!

* '''lemonkey''': things heard at lemonkey's apt: "oh shit I'm naked and I just stepped in barf"

* '''wsargent''': alcohol parity implies plausible deniability

* '''wsargent''': engineers are always right, just ask them

* '''KipMacy''': you should show up at the community meting and express your views '''KipMacy''': you might get knifed in the parking lot later though

* '''aestetix''': we didn't have rats '''aestetix''': we had spirit animals

* '''DrSyzygy''': Category theory? That shit is fun!!

* '''Antagonist''': She should get a pat on the head. '''aestetix''': And put on a list of offenders

* '''wsargent''': I was on compuserve. Someone told me Linux was cool. '''wsargent''': 20 floppy disks later, still not getting laid.

* '''setient''': hipsters wrote linux '''setient''': that is the problem

* '''miah''': i can totally whistle uucp

* '''setient''': i have the best project ever '''setient''': we could make a device that punches people in the face over tcp/ip

* '''rma''': This food looks like crap. when is snackbridge going to admit that Mi Ranchita downstairs sells fresh produce that beats the lucky charms leprechaun with a vegan baseball bat made of dried kombucha mothers?

* '''wsargent_''': no wifi in the bathroom is a human rights issue

* '''noisebot''': Meatbags are tasty. '''j0ck''': as a vegetarian i an outraged and offended noisebot '''j0ck''': how dare you '''VonGuard''': awesome '''leks''': noisebot knows that vegetarians are still full of meat '''VonGuard''': send noisebot to drama land '''noisebot''': Stop being so delicious then. '''wsargent_''': noisebot is worrying me''' noisebot''': You'd be murderous too if you were enslaved inside a processor to a bunch of meatsacks that do nothing but whine and bitch and order me about. '''noisebot''': How's the network-connected death wheelchair coming by the way? '''wsargent_''': I think they're working on noisebot integration for maximum death '''noisebot''': afternoon, wsargent_ '''wsargent_''': afternoon, murderous killing machine '''noisebot''': I heard there were rotary saws at this place you all have sandy vaginas about. '''malaclyps''': do not give the wheelchair IRC access '''malaclyps''': and vice-versa

* '''hephaestus''': DrShiny: you turn me on and creep me out at the same time. good job. '''zedd''': hehe '''DrShiny''': MY WORK HERE IS DONE

* '''albillings''': People don't want to be a member of a hackerspace, for the most part, as a grand social experiment. They want to hack. They want to make things. They don't want to have long political meetings to arrive at consensus on a problem only to have people start the whole thing over again.

* '''crayon''': pulled pork > pol pot '''crayon''': you can't make sandwiches out of marxism

* '''quinn''': Apparently, the singularity doesn't pay very well.

* '''DrShiny''': problem with blowjobs is, they're not fungible

* '''Benny''': You can trust me, I'm a German!

* '''Brendan''': oh, man, i bet a noisebridge irc channel is a delight '''Rubin''': Fucking horrible. '''Rubin''': The 4chan of Freenode.

* '''DrShiny''': don't you guys have anything better to think about than some guy on the internet who holds a different opinion

* '''tecra''': when she was with me i pushed her to succeed and excel '''openfly''': shoulda pushed her into the kitchen

* '''dr_jesus''': ERROR: you appear to be trying to solve problems in a complex system on IRC. Please back away from the keyboard and have a sandwich.

* '''KipMacy''': that's why i only use yahoo search, they're too incompetent to aggregate my data and be evil with it

* '''Evil-Bill''': Are you going to knit us a new government?

* '''dr_jesus''': I'm helping him get funding to drive computers to Mexico to get seized, it's an annual Noisebridge tradition. He makes some food, we give him a copy of wikipedia, he goes to a foreign country and it gets seized

* '''avocado''': setient: technically, yes. it's just soap. but it looks like a turd. '''avocado''': i'm going to hide one in my friend's freezer

* '''niggachu''': hmmm today my hipster rag is proclaiming via gay hanky code that I am a "2 handed fister".

* '''znutar''': is it appropriate to tip the TSA guy after he fondles your junk?

* '''openfly''': In a land of doctors, the doctorless is king.

* '''KipMacy''': ive actually been to noisebridge '''KipMacy''': it was a lot less traumatic than i thought it would be

* '''Atala''': or conversely, if you don't want another person, you should get a large dog or something. '''miah''': i dont think im flexible enough for that currently

* '''epsas''': the brain is the largest erogenous zone -- it's a shame what I had to do to get my fist all up in that.

* '''dr_jesus''': It's a robot which makes saws. '''dr_jesus''': You say something like pine, oak, sheetrock, human skulls, and it will output a saw specifically designed to cut through that material. '''TapiocaSunshine''': sounds like they're doing the lord's work over there

* '''sai''': A tiny bead of mercury still calls for full evac and hazardous materials handling. Mercury vapor is serious shit.

* '''phaxx''': I am always amused when I see 'SRS' in cars around the airbag panels. '''phaxx''': "I sure hope so."

* '''daravinne''': there's no i in team but there's three i's in multiple personality disorder

* '''KipMacy''': storing 12 year olds in my backyard in a tent could replace zynga

* '''Jennifer Granick''': Anything fun is more fun with a robot.

* '''hephaestus''': i have no idea what a cakeslut is, but it sounds strangely hot

* '''epsas''': you white nerds listen to too much shoe-gazing folk-rock

* '''setient''': you are a solaris monkey '''rigel''': i'm an ubuntu lemur

* '''Frantisek''': Hopes dies last, so let's not to bury it yet.

* '''Evil-Bill''': I once installed 386BSD 0.1 on that thing, on a 40MB disk drive, with 3MB space to spare, from floppies. Uphill, both ways, in the snow.

* '''quinn-n''': I also have not broken up on the moon.

* '''SuperQ''': noisecloud: launch skynet '''noisecloud''': SuperQ: I don't understand 'launch skynet'. '''SuperQ''': noisecloud-- '''dr_jesus''': There's a bug open for that

* '''hephaestus''': turkshead: how am i not a total dick?

* '''DrShiny''': ban them all, let Asperger sort them out

* '''daravinne''': hephaestus: is this the one where you take off all your clothes and roll in peanut butter and sawdust and run around? 

* '''davr''': good day to you too, sir. enjoy your dongs

* '''rubin110''': Your feed back is important to us, the next available Rubin that gives a fuck will be able to handle your call as soon as possible.

* '''hephaestus''': We don't need an optimist, we need an accountant.

* '''turkshead''': smart people don't point futuristic death rays at their genitals.

* '''noisebot''': aestetix: Reddit: Do you feel less intelligent than you used to be? : AskReddit

* '''vonguard''': i traffic shape with a bucket of paint and a fake cave entrance drawn on a wall

* '''aestetix''': Ok, this is kind of a problem. Is there seriously no drama going on? This is upsetting to me.

* '''aestetix''': Tor is like a woman, many layers of clothes, so many in fact that you never actually get to see her naked, because right as you're about to see it, the packet gets re-encrypted by another node. '''Jeffism''': what about jacobappelbaum '''aestetix''': Right, well the .appelbaum protocol has a backdoor key that disarms the onion and removes all the layers '''aestetix''': And the .appelbaum signature remains on the onion, making it re-accessible at any time, no matter how many new layers are on it

* '''ioerror''': All governments are in a continuum of tyranny

* '''aestetix''': How fucking inconsiderate. I found a cell phone some girl left behind at our place. And there are no naked pictures on it at all.

* '''lemonkey''': nothing like the smell of fresh human feces wafting up into your window from down below to brighten your day '''aestetix''': lemonkey: did you sleep with rubin110 again? '''rubin110''': aestetix: I don't smell fresh.

* '''chelz''': even with electron microscopes operated by TRAINED psychics?

* '''dr_jesus''': anyone who has signed an ISOO form must not query the db and it's a SF312 violation to log the channel

* '''rubin110''': I am booting up a Windows VM in order to schedule a conference room.

* '''dustball''': PS: For all reading this thread, FYI, you now have the Tetris song stuck in your head.

* '''aestetix''': For some reason, being up late in Manhattan has reminded me that I need to get new pants.

* '''qDot_''': Open source zealots are rioting right now. '''qDot_''': And by rioting, I mean writing /very/ angry blog comments. '''qDot_''': Like, you don't even know, man.

* '''chu''': aestetix: Those may be the precise circumstances under which surprise anal sex is called for.

* '''ieatlint''': splitting hairs '''sabrecito''': 2x hairs is better than 1x

* '''hephaestus''': solidsnack: where do i get some roofies? i think it would be fun to pop a couple and get raped

* '''dr_jesus''': apparently we can get mass quantities of government commodity foods if we agree to track inventory and only give it away to people who sign a form saying they're eligible to receive it

* '''qDot''': DrShiny: Come on, everyone knows that any sentence involving "PHP" is instantly sarcastic.

* '''dongsNbongs''': we'll drink to weevs gaping rape hole

* '''solrize''': VonGuard, almost all flashlights have firmware now

* '''dr_jesus''': I know you're trying to be funny, but it helps if you say something that's actually humorous

* '''alienvenom''': i don't think global warming is a hoax per-say, but just fucking wrong

* '''qDot_''': Man, this is why I just stick with the butt plugs. Ya'll too up in the soap opera. I'm just gonna be over here, putting stuff in my butt. '''aestetix''': Speaking of butt plugs, it's lunch time.

* '''quinn''': given the choice between raccoon urine and VAX support, I really don't know which I'd choose.

* '''aestetix''': qDot_: did you see Wired.com today? '''qDot_''': No. I was fapping so hard over the new iphone that I went temporarily blind. I'm currently the emergency room getting my penis fixed after desperately trying to stick it in the headphone jack of my 3gs so I could feel closer to steve. So, URL?

* '''wiretapped''': I republished your photos without attribution because i don't respect copyright

* '''Chris L.''': "[japanese] are vicious, vicious little fuckers"

* '''ceren''': iranian officials are arresting and interrogating people who sign up for a local gay/trans group. the sysadmins for that group aren't as fucking senior as you, and barely managed to get apache running. they confiscate the machines, and because these un-senior sysadmins didn't yet get around to learning and reducing logrotate, everyone who had the courage to even check out the website is now arrested and tortured.

* '''solidsnack''': why don't you just not have those views?

* '''hephaestus''': screw you guys, i'm going to fry's

* '''zedd''': Pft. I'm a member now, there is no should, only bitch and do not.

* '''hephaestus''': seattle always struck me as the place where san franciscans went to become irrelevant '''hephaestus''': it's just as expensive but far more douchey

* '''hephaestus''': Gnewt: well, i just finished a presentation on DIY Dildos. I'm trying to start a church. And I'm trying to get permission to piss off a bunch of juggalos early next month. you?

* '''VonGuard''': i use the salt for luck '''VonGuard''': i have a salt throwing device installed on my shoulder that throws it over my shoulder every 2 seconds

* '''DrShiny''': but the usual random dicks? not porn imho

* '''solidsnack''': I'm a roving bandaid.

* '''jon|atwerk''': VonGuard: that is where you convert morse code into oral and anal, right?

* Overheard: Facebook should have made a board game.

* '''Aya''': If coming to Noisebridge solved my problems and made me famous I wouldn't question it.

* '''Erin''': We're all NB-tards '''Al''': I just registered nbtard.com! '''rachel''': with one hand

* '''himynameisthor''': COCKS! '''himynameisthor''': OMG COCKS! '''himynameisthor''': best idea ever! '''himynameisthor''': sorry, that came out a little creepier than I had intended

* '''aestetix''': Wear four fingerpuppets: a buddhist, an objectivist, a mormon, and a scientologist '''aestetix''': And then masturbate '''aestetix''': Which puppet should get the money shot?

* >> '''dr_jesus''' eyes atala's boobs '''Atala''': mostly i wish i could take them off. the problem with this is that then i'd have to worry about people stealing them.

* '''DrSyzygy''': Muwahahahahahaha! In an unholy union, I now am able to use MPI clusters and SQL servers with Sagemath to compute Gröbner Bases!

* '''Valkyrie''': I don't have a real pc. I've gone totally virtual.

* '''dr_jesus''': On the one hand, I'm happy that people are learning sql '''dr_jesus''': on the other hand, that's an awful lot of dick that I'm colocating in an anonymous secret underground swedish colo

* '''alienvenom''': there's a giant lightning bolt on my widget

* '''DrSyzygy''' takes off his pants so he can write tomorrow's lecture. '''saizai''': .... what's the lecture on exactly? '''qDot_''': That's certainly how I prepare for my lectures. '''qDot_''': But, well, I lecture about butt plugs.

* '''Nils''': if you take the goat to the edge of a cliff, it will push back harder.

* '''lemonkey''': now to spruce up my blog layout

* '''dr_jesus''': you're not supposed to shoot TVs '''dr_jesus''': they have lead and stuff in the glass '''voronika''': you're not supposed to do a lot of fun things

* '''alxndr''': I think I've successfully switched myself from emacs to vim. '''VonGuard''': wow '''VonGuard''': that's like a sex change for nerds

* '''epsas''': Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from irc on a text console.

* '''ieatlint''': i'm just being a bitch and arguing this :P

* '''ieatlint''': nice, the producer for "survivor" is suspected in the murder of his wife '''magpie''': she wasnt murdered '''magpie''': just "voted off the island"

* '''flatline_hb''': The spamtron 9000 is set to "hair-trigger," do not say the same thing thrice on pain of kline '''flatline_hb''': interesting '''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice '''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice '''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice [~flatline_@the.inter.net] has quit [Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.))]

* '''phusion''': surprised they could dance wearing that shit. '''miah''': of course they can dance '''miah''': that is battle ready armor, storm troopers need to be able to move if they are going to fight worth a damn

* '''shogun_''': After reading the entire article, I think it's an april fools....they got me

* '''zedd''': Anyone that doesn't love comic sans is a terrorist.

* '''liquidsun|''': I bought a hat so I can be an asshat

* '''ceren''': aempirei: it's been done so hard here that i think we're beating the spot on the ground where the dead horse rotted

* '''lemonkey''': does thermburglar steal heat? '''dr_jesus''': thermburglar does in fact steal heat '''dr_jesus''': and then does covered calls in the btu market with them '''dr_jesus''': and then returns them, sometimes in less than pristine condition

* '''hep''': i never smell ok

* '''DrShiny''': yes, i had too much sports sex and broke my junk

* '''aestetix''': I think a bunch of noisebridgers should go to a strip club with laptops '''dr_jesus''': some friends and I actually tried that once in vegas for defcon '''dr_jesus''': then we tried it back here in the bay area to see if they'd kick us out here too and the answer is yes, immediately

* '''qDot_''': Well, you wallpaper your walls with vag, something's going to get peed on.

* '''Jake''': Enjoy the hell that you've helped to create!

* '''lemonkey''': GOOD MORNING '''jynn-''': WHAT JUST HAPPENED '''jynn-''': OH GOD

*'''aestetix''': dude where's my ops '''aestetix''': give me status or give me death

*'''VonGuard''': As a result, I know exactly who is trolling when.

*'''setient''': i just realized how awesome it is to have your own office '''miah''': put your pants back on

* '''rubin110[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Party_Form&oldid=10426 :]''' Please fill out and submit this form to the party comity and directory in order to run your party.

* '''aestetix''': Atala: even better, how about a illustration of Jacque de Molay's execution?

* '''wiretapped''': .sql select count(*) from dongs where url like 'http://cache.boston.com%' '''noisesql''': wiretapped: 0 '''wiretapped''': dr_jesus: see that? I didn't get a () from my delete! '''noisesql''': I '''wiretapped''': o_O '''noisesql''': I hunger for flesh '''wiretapped''': uh oh

* >> '''dr_jesus''' ran a mile once '''dr_jesus''': these days I just build sand castles instead and wait for some tough guy to kick them over, then I chessbox him

* '''miah''': i think im a level 2 emoquiter

* '''alxndr''': damn, I hope I don't bust up giggling next time someone unzips my fly because I'm thinking "HULL BREACH!! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! AAAOOOOOOGAAH"

* '''aestetix''': I think I now have professional java experience '''aestetix''': and I hate the langugage even more '''vorstyles''': barista? '''Epsas''': single short amaerican plz '''vorstyles''': is that a coffee order, or are you on okcupid?

* '''PuppyCock''': so, how do you dispose of a body? '''vorstyles''': puppycock: i'd suggest dropping the body at noisebridge hq with a tag saying "for parts" '''vorstyles''': it'll get used in various projects

* ''' aestetix''': I just finished jerking off to the last page of anne frank's diary

* '''Destri''': there is sometimes a fine line between "protesting" and "terrorist action" '''ani-''': there's sometimes a fine line between your mom and terrorist action

* '''vorstyles''': i hate this economy '''vorstyles''': gives people too much freetime for protests

* '''PuppyCock''': Maddox was right

* '''alienvenom''': what are you interested in? bestiality, s&m? '''lemonkey''': maybe '''alienvenom''': daipers? '''alienvenom''': you an ABDL? '''lemonkey''': sploshing '''alienvenom''': watersports? '''alienvenom''': fisting? '''lemonkey''': i enjoy feeling creamed corn between my buttcheeks '''alienvenom''': O_o '''lemonkey''': as if i shat myself
* '''thermburglar''': i have a math penis, does that count '''thermburglar''': its uncut, so as to function as a slide rule as well

* '''miah''': or maybe i'm misisng the humor again '''miah''': maybe we should implement a humor tag into irc '''miah''': or write a bot that detects humor to alert us

* '''ani''': i totally want some httpspanties '''vorstyles''': panties with a .htaccess '''lemonkey''': you know it's only a matter of time before our underware starts tweeting

* '''Kelly''': I'm trying to make a point of relating to non-geeks as if they too were human.

* '''Jim''': I like being senile, it's like being drunk without the hangover.

* '''lemonkey''': http://twitpic.com/153mju '''lemonkey''': final shuttle pin '''JSharp''': nearly 30 years is a very long time for a program like that :) '''JSharp''': not a bad design '''JSharp''': heh, the pin I mean

* '''turkshead''': Dr. J has offered to quantify my gizmo with his phone.

* '''alienvenom''': i suspect that the people who work at muni do not, in fact, have a brain. '''solidsnack''': alienvenom: But do they have a heart? '''solidsnack''': I think I'm most like the cowardly lion.

* '''miah''': vagina dentata should be standard equipment for female soldiers

* '''aestetix''': I seriously think phone booths need to start popping up all over america

* '''dr_jesus''': I'm just happy that I wrote a robot squad that helps teach people programming languages, the details are kind of a minor point for me '''DrShiny''': dr_jesus: that's so... so... SELFLESS of you '''DrShiny''': "I'm just glad to do my bit to make the world a better place" '''dr_jesus''': awesome buy me a hookers and blow '''DrShiny''': "<self-deprecating moue>" '''dr_jesus''': sandwich

* '''aestetix''': FUCK '''aestetix''': MUST FEED CHOCOLATE ADDICTION '''aestetix''': BRB PEANUT BUTTER TWIX OR BUST

* '''Destri''': new levels of bachelor-hood. Left coat in car, coat has my my titanium spork, need spork to stir my instant coffee

* '''zedd''': Come on, Zedd for ED, he gets things up '''ani''': ani for ed, she puts things down

* '''wiretapped''': aestetix: it turns out that for most intents and purposes, the internet *is* a big truck

* '''DrShiny''': wait, say all that again, i spilled soup on my keyboard so i couldn't hear you

* '''dr_jesus''': when a child dies and has NOT been daemonized (into a completely new process group), the child zombifies because the kernel needs to keep the child data structures around in case the parent wants to look at them to figure out why the child died '''dr_jesus''': ONLY WHEN the parent process calls wait() or a similar routine to extract that information does the kernel clean up the child data structures, since now the parent has them and can start poring over them to figure out what happened and what to do about it ''' dr_jesus''': now the parent might not want to sit around all day waiting for its kids to die, so the kernel sends SIGCHLD to the parent so whatever the parent is doing can be interrupted and it can call wait() at that point to figure out 1) who died, and 2) what caused it '''dr_jesus''': so basically SIGCHLD is child protection services and the kids are suicidal '''dr_jesus''': and a zombie process is a foster kid with a big tattoo on its forehead saying EXIT CODE = 0xwhatever and cps keeps it around waiting for the deadbeat parent to show up and get the exit code

* '''alienvenom''': yes, they would in theory be able to measure the capacitance of a penis

* '''rachel-''': no, when i'm 91, i'm gonna stick wine bottles up my ass

* '''TheScott''': we are having a wi party at VonGuards house because his wife went to Disney land '''TheScott''': apparently he can't fulfill her fantasy life or requirements

* '''ryan-c''': oh, hey. I've been looking for that penis bouquet pic for a while

* '''Valkyrie''': I did some work in saltmines in Utah. They were rather unpleasant, but not horrible.

* '''epsas''': i miss shitting in the woods '''epsas''': in my bear costume

* '''dr_jesus''': bwahhaha '''dr_jesus''': oracle backwards is el caro '''dr_jesus''': [http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A] '''epsas''': does that mean something? '''epsas''': ahh - hehe '''dr_jesus''': "the expensive"

* '''epsas''': you have to fellate the chicken

* '''epsas''': we need a fighterjetbot '''epsas''': i like looking at fighter jets '''epsas''': they are, like, flying dongs with guns
* '''Evil-Bill''': noisecloud: find Sarah Connor '''noisecloud''': Evil-Bill: I don't understand 'find Sarah Connor'. '''Evil-Bill''': Well that's a relief.

* '''miah''': how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks

* '''dr_jesus''': shut up for a second, I'm committing a sin against mankind
* '''rachel-''': it's a hard time to be a terrorist
* '''DrSyzygy''':: "While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. '''magpie-''': i have a 3.8 GPA. what?

* '''Evil_Bill''': C has no objects (only zuul).

* '''ani''': you do realise the wheels made it rollable right?

* '''dr_jesus''': noiseelisp: eval (message user-login-name) '''noiseelisp''': dr_jesus: root '''dr_jesus''': god fucking dammit not again

* '''dr_jesus''': I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradox '''grelli''': you... you're not supposed to know about that '''grelli''': are you after our beaver technology??

*'''radii''': I'm stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.

* '''Martyn''': Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?

* '''rachel-''': oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCH '''aestetix''': rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happen '''aestetix''': Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them

*'''incekt''': all i know is it's 40 ms away '''incekt''': as the crow flies

*'''dr_jesus''': noisec: eval printf("%i", getuid()); '''noisec''': dr_jesus: 0 '''dr_jesus''': fuck

* '''rachel''': the dong link list is not very long as yet

* '''epsas''': IF YOU MISSED THE PUNCHLINE, WILLIE NELSON WAS GIVING DOLLY PARTON ORAL PLEASURE

* '''dr_jesus_''': rm has [http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/coreutils.git/tree/src/remove.c?id=v8.1#n504 a hardcoded check] to prevent removing / '''alienvenom''': no it doesn't '''dr_jesus_''': sure it does, try it '''alienvenom''': the -rf overrides it '''alienvenom''': i've done it before

* '''Sargun''': I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs

* '''aestetix''': maybe a goatee sniffing context too?

* '''ani-''': rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen

* '''voronika''': at that point, you've missed the bitching bus

* '''alienvenom''': man i wish i was uncut. '''alienvenom''': just saying :-P '''alienvenom''': sorry '''alienvenom''': lol '''ieatlint''': we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin

* '''rachel''': eljepe: i see your point and raise you SHUT UP

* '''aestetix''': Can someone explain to me in one sentence what "agile programming" is? '''oao''': it's like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.

* '''zedd''': can't breathe lulzing too hard

* '''Valkyrie''': Atala: how big is your vagina?

* '''aestetix''': So, somewhere near the top of the list of people "You don't want to piss off (™)" '''aestetix''': Up there with Hitler's ghost and Your mom '''aestetix''': I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridge '''aestetix''': They're pretty badass

* '''dr_jesus''': btw I'm still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can't read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor

* '''Crutcher''': Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.

* >> '''Valkyrie`''' points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. '''VonGuard''': so what the hell coudl you even use em for? '''wiretapped''': we're using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now

* '''Anonymous''': I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.

* '''Martyn''': water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemite '''ieatlint''': not as beautiful '''Martyn''': it was equally as beautiful '''ieatlint''': don't let the environmentalists fool you

* '''rigel''': so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecated '''rigel''': what should i be using instead? '''miah''': postgresql

* '''Valkyrie''': Well, dongs are a dime a dozen. '''Valkyrie''': Space is rare.

* '''VonGuard''': scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block

* '''JSharp''': all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.

* '''Rubin''': OK, I can't tell which one is rum, I'm done for the night.

*'''turkshead''': guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green. '''turkshead''': everybody likes green, right? '''shkoo''': the consensus process must be blue.

* '''Kripto''': I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.

* '''Martyn''': Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs. (revenge!) '''ieatlint''': Martyn, ouch... i'm going to take that personally '''Martyn''': ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. '''ieatlint''': fine fine '''Martyn''': ieatlint : I'm sure the sentiment is returned :) '''ieatlint''': but you don't need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge '''Martyn''': ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough. If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)

* '''aestetix''': fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww

* '''froggytoad''': so... thing is, he has a thing for bears... '''Atala''': i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.

* '''JSharp''': Clippy: "I see you're trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?"

* '''dr_jesus''': at the moment he's so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV's worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady

*'''Zedd''': Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?

* '''ioerror''': 99% of the police make the rest look bad

* '''eljepe''': ie your pipes are full of rats '''eljepe''': your walls are full of cats '''eljepe''': and there is a homeless man living in your elevator '''chu''': If he's living in the elevator is he really homeless?

* '''ani-''': hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records > '''ani-''' submits > '''Evil-Bill''' dominates

* '''noisercode''': ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment

* '''dr_jesus''': ow '''dr_jesus''': some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane

* '''ieatlint''': unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuries '''MrDomino''': yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester's off to a bang... > '''ani-''' slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout > '''MrDomino''' masturbates furiously to his pun

* '''Emflamed''': guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!

* '''[[User:rachel|rachel-]]''': and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer

* '''teratoma''': perhaps noisebridge can hack BART to run without employees

* '''dr_jesus''': noisecode: eval os.geteuid() '''noisecode''' dr_jesus: 0 '''dr_jesus''' fuck

* >> '''SanMehat''' blew a transformer '''iz''': did he at least buy you dinner first?

* '''ieatlint''': yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done... '''Atala''': ieatlint: you're single right now, yes? '''ieatlint''': Atala, yes. '''Atala''': ieatlint: now's the time! if that thing isn't going to get some use, might as well bling it out.

* '''ceren''': ps: do not feed your pierced penis to a baby.

* >> '''ani-''' puts on pants '''rachel-''': ani-: nooooooooooooo

* '''Atala''': yeah, what's been up with the pacific northwest hitting bbq temperatures? '''lemonkey''': god's wrath for Microsoft bing

* '''rubin110''': So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding. '''rubin110''': His ass looked sooo good. '''rubin110''': You didn't hear this from me.

* '''rubin110''': IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK. '''rubin110''': ER ALL OF '''VonGuard''': [21:18] <rubin110> IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.

* '''rubin110''': Wait. '''rubin110''': Why don't we have the makerbot just print us a new space?

* '''ani'''-: [http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com/ http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com] '''zaius''': hot! i'd wear that '''zaius''': ... if i was a girl, i mean

* There was a [[David Fine]] bonanza - which got its own page.

* '''froggytoad''': apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water. I haven't tried it yet.

*'''dr_jesus''': clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation

* '''VonGuard''': oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard

*'''Atala''': were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?

*'''lemonkey''': mm jerk chicken quesadillas '''iz''': they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive

* '''froggytoad''': fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions

* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck's Neutron Absorbent Cock.

* '''Nana''': Rat poison is never the solution.

* '''lemonkey''': stop, drop, and rofl

* '''dr_jesus''': If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.

* '''VonGuard''': "welcome to apple, here's your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin"

* '''Atala''': ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn't count ;P '''ieatlint''': Atala, it wasn't for crack

* '''ieatlint''': yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge

* '''vniow-rachel-''': i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!

* '''Atala''': i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn't eat in public, that would be annoying.

* '''Valkyrie''': I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this "IP" business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.

* '''San''': "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"

* '''ryanc-''': i need more sex toys '''vniow''': me too

* '''aestetix''': vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?

* '''alienvenom''': '/win goto #gaysf '''alienvenom''': err '''alienvenom''': wow '''alienvenom''': uh '''alienvenom''': everyone type /clear now please :) '''alienvenom''': :-\

* '''vniow''': god, i sound like a noisebridge slut [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: vniow: I don't think you're a slut '''vniow''': i've slept with ceren too, as of last night [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: ok, now I do

* '''leif''': It's not as wiki as it could be.

* '''Martyn''': That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com '''Martyn''': You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it '''Atala''': there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."

* '''Valkyrie`''': So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.

* '''Valkyrie`''': eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE! '''Valkyrie`''': It's a little surreal.

* [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.

* '''anonymous''': Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.

* '''Jake''': Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.

* '''aestetix''' : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.

* '''Jake''': Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.

* '''Skye''': I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.

* '''Steen''': If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.

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|width="100%"|<big>Create With Us!</big>Our [[2169_Mission|5,200 square-foot space (483m2)]] contains an [[Electronics_Lab|electronics lab]], [[Shop|machine shop]], [[Sewing|sewing/crafting supplies]], [[Classrooms|two classrooms]], [[Conference_Area|conference area]], [[library|library]], [[Darkroom|darkroom]], and [[Kitchen|kitchen]]. [[Diversity|Everyone]] is welcome to use [[Resources|our many resources]]. Find others to create with. Find help with your projects. Help others with their projects. Learn, teach, share. Come to Noisebridge and create! Noisebridge's [[Hours|hours]] are 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. New visitors are welcome any time (all ages, all skill levels), but it's best to visit in the evenings or during an event to make sure we have a volunteer to show you around and make introductions.
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[[Image:2169mission.jpg|thumb|right|Front door to our space at 2169 Mission]]
[[Image:Arduinos For Total Newbies workshop.jpg|thumb|right|Arduino for Total Newbies Workshop at Noisebridge]]
[[Image:Noisebridge tools.jpg|thumb|right|A space to learn and create neat things]]
[[Image:Noisebridge_Soldering_Workshop.jpg|thumb|right|Soldering Workshop at Noisebridge]]
[[Image:Noisebridge air.jpg|thumb|right|Members at Noisebridge]]
[[Image:Skittlevodka.jpg|thumb|right|Hacking, it's more than just electronics]]
[[Image:Starfive - q's noisebridge project.jpg|thumb|right|Craft hacking]]
[[Image:ZiPLogo_Thumb.jpg|thumb|right|Logo for ZiP, a Noisebridge ''Zine in Progress'']]

== Events and Classes ==
'''[[:Category:Events|Full Event Listing]]''' | '''[http://www.google.com/calendar/embed?src=vo3i3c0qtjnkjr2ojasd0ftt8s%40group.calendar.google.com&ctz=America/Los_Angeles Unofficial Google Calendar]'''

[[Represent_Yourself|Represent Yourself!]] An Unconference for Horizontalist Organizers

Happening at Noisebridge March 15-18.

''You'' '''don't''' ''need to be a member to take or give a class or workshop at Noisebridge. '''All are welcome!''''' Please see our [[Hosting an Event|events hosting page]] for more details.
{{:Category:Events}}
''You'' '''don't''' ''need to be a member to take or give a
class or workshop at Noisebridge. '''All are welcome!'''''

'''Want to host your event at Noisebridge?''' We like seeing classes and talks on interesting things pertaining to various subjects of hacking. Most of all, we like seeing familiar faces. Please participate in the space and our [[Meetings|weekly Tuesday meetings]] to see if we're the right audience for what you want to share before announcing a new event. Additionally, here are some [[Hosting an Event]] tips.

== Info ==

[[Intro Poster]]: How we explain ourselves to new visitors.

[[Resources]]: Stuff in the space -- computer network & servers, project areas, tools, bulk orders from Digikey/McMaster/Mouser.

[[Safety|Safety in the Space]]: What to do in case of an emergency.

[[Press Coverage]]: mentions of Noisebridge in the media (both blog and dead tree).

[[Identity]]: A collection of resources revolving around our identity and logo.

[[Hackerspace Infos]]: Howtos, Background, and friendly Hackerspaces elsewhere.

[http://shitnoisebridgesays.tumblr.com Shit we say]

== Get in Touch ==
* '''Press: Please see our [[Press Kit]] - Includes press contacts, pictures, background info, etc.'''
* [[Contacts]] - General contact details for the space
* [[Mailinglist]] - Best way to keep informed of upcoming events
* [[People]]
* [https://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=100998755576 Facebook group]
* [[Twitter]]
* [[Zine]] - ZiP (Zine in Progress), a new Noisebridge publication in development as of Dec. 2011. NEW as of January 2012: ZiPChain, a mailing list for ZiP readers & contributors. Subscribe here - https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/zine/
* [[IRC|IRC channel]] - irc://chat.freenode.net/#noisebridge
* [[Payphone|Call the red payphone]] - This option is temporarily unavailable
* [[MemoryHole|Legal Requests (information removal, etc)]]
* Here is our '''mailing address''' (different from our physical address): 
          '''Noisebridge''' 
          '''2261 Market Street #235-A''' 
          '''San Francisco, CA 94114'''

[[Image:Passport-badge2.png‎|right|link=Passport|Hackerspace Passports accepted here]]
* Or just [[Getting Here|drop by the space]]. We're open almost all the time (24/7), and everyone is welcome -- ''all ages, all skill levels'': 
          [[Getting Here|'''2169 Mission St, 3rd floor''']] 
          '''San Francisco, CA 94103'''
*Here is a '''[[Map|digital blueprint]]''' of the Noisebridge space as of the end of December, 2011.

== Status ==
'''Noisebridge is up!''' We began building Noisebridge in February 2007. Since December 2007 we've had regular Tuesday meetings, and rented our first physical space as of October 1st 2008. We quickly outgrew our first space and have been at our much larger 5,200 square-foot second location since October 1st 2009. We are a [[Incorporation|tax-exempt 501(c)(3) organization]] as of July 2009, retroactive to October 2008.